┆⚾・baseball

[novel shard]

Got rinsed bad yesterday. Some bad luck and some straight up ass for picks . Playing more cautious today

[fiery breach]

If comic con wasn't today I'd be betting a lot more seem like a good day for hitters

[novel shard]

Squad boost play https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-udhbcj5nzx

[red grove]

send link por favor

[glossy pewter]

I would boast but my state won’t allow still tailed bro 🤞🏼🫡

[novel shard]

Bro, I was ice cold yesterday. Hoping today is better. The analytics support. Just up to the players now.

[glossy pewter]

Heard that yeah the number be showing you one thing then the players go play like buns

Shit u pay me that salary im ballin out every night 😭

[novel shard]

Facts

[visual flame]

good take ceddanne

[floral shoal]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-cwDt4Jtndg

Let’s all do a squad boost on a two man for the games @ 3 ? @novel shard @primal mountain @fiery breach

[novel shard]

I may have already exhausted mine. I think they only allow you to be involved with 3 in a 24 hour period

But I’m down for that in a future play

[primal mountain]

I cant believe the O's are sucking

[floral shoal]

I should have one they won’t let you join if I have one?

[fiery breach]

I joined I've got 2 out and joined on this one

[floral shoal]

What’s been going on w Cj Abram’s man 🤦‍♂️

[visual flame]

against crochet i can see it any day they should have saved some stuff for today

[solid stratus]

Garrett wanna be Garrett today I see 😂

[visual flame]

cash crochet walks

[novel shard]

Correct. It’s three max whether it’s yours or someone else

[primal mountain]

Finally some action in the O's game

But not enough

[visual flame]

lets go taveras good rbi

come on cowser need you to get something good

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[fossil river]

Come on Adley 🙏🏾

[visual flame]

needed mayo or cowser to get an rbi there shits sad

[primal mountain]

Dammit adley

[floral shoal]

Holy back to back homers

[visual flame]

mad i didn't stick with julio

[primal mountain]

Why adley whyyyyyy

[visual flame]

holy monestario grand slam but like why do it to the orioles lol

[primal mountain]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-RYDETeiCXD

[visual flame]

A Durbin homer wtf?

[loud orchid]

yo wtf 😭

[visual flame]

this is just disrepectful at this point

[floral shoal]

17-1 is sad

[visual flame]

10 runs in the 9th when you're up big is just hella rude but i'm here for it

[floral shoal]

Day games can be crazy

Love Trevor story though

So slept on

[visual flame]

everybody on the red sox was money today

[floral shoal]

Oh definitely

Orioles just need 17 homers in the bottom of the 9th to come back

No biggy

[visual flame]

yeah just a casual few homers to get back into the game

[floral shoal]

🤣

[visual flame]

meanwhile woo getting shelled by the cards

[primal mountain]

Story sold me a couple of days ago

He couldnt even hit his weight that game

[visual flame]

i expect it out of liberatore but woo really this is awful

[floral shoal]

Ahh he has some days fr but did he at least get a walk, ?

[primal mountain]

I think he hits better at 1-3

[floral shoal]

Oh 100%

[visual flame]

wasn't he hitting there last year wtf happened?

[primal mountain]

When i had him the other night he was batting 5th i think

[floral shoal]

I think the same word cj abrams

[visual flame]

lets go jp good ab

[lunar storm]

holy shit

masyn fantasy was so free

[long oracle]

Woo is getting murdered

I took his outs smh

[lunar storm]

how many Ks he got so far

wow just 1

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/fried-egg-scramble-gif-14620796

[lunar storm]

when did randy get that second HRR ?

i was just watching AB right now he hit mid field but was out unless i missed an appeance

wait nvm it was the RBI they just got

[somber turret]

Skenes play so good yesterday. He need to keep it that way

[novel shard]

He hit a sac fly

Whew. It was needed

[visual flame]

lets go jram

[lunar storm]

cash jose 0.5 hits

dude is a beast

[somber turret]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-pittsburgh-pirates-platinumkey13-paul-skenes-paul-skenes-wink-gif-8130160246117174021

[marsh tinsel]

Sheesh, Jram doubles and no one can bring his ass home. What a joke.

[drifting bronze]

😭

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/phone-dog-dog-phone-hello-dog-calling-gif-4537530900414073988

When you need a player to cash they call em

[wispy trail]

Who’s in with me on the next bets tonight. Send me a wave 👋 imma hook ya up

[primal mountain]

Oh so now buxton does something

Fuck off buxton

Lol

[visual flame]

bet he wont hit again

[long oracle]

Woo got absolutely shit on🤦‍♂️

Pitcher props been kicking my ass ngl

[primal mountain]

come on vladdy

[vast valve]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-3Of5Uue6CN

I forgot to post this. Too late for Eury Perez

[primal mountain]

we're in the clear

[floral shoal]

BANG ‼️ cash who tailed

First of the day

[vast valve]

Love to see it!

[visual flame]

lets go cash crawford fantasy

[versed fox]

(2) leg NBA 🏀 Points Scored Parlay @here
https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-hUj3RJ76H7

[vast valve]

Anyone taking the Mexico City overs just know the games are always high scoring but not always like 20 runs scored. I think Gallen can contain the Padres to 3 or 4 runs when he is pitching. Comes down to the bullpens. Marquez might get crushed though

I hate that my Giants are so bad that I feel confident taking pitchers against them

[lunar storm]

insane comeback from mariners

[primal mountain]

wow buxton went over 1.5 TB

go fucking figure

[fossil river]

Buxton a biiii

[visual flame]

chalk jram dude really could have went over if his team could hit a fucking ball

[vast valve]

I had Buxton under 1.5 bases and took him out last minute

[visual flame]

now they all want to be baseball players fucking hope they lose

[quartz tiger]

They had a rough week

Gotta think about all the pitchers they had to face in a row…moto sho glas alcantra

Now Eury

And tmrw max meyer

🤣

They should beat up on the Phillies tho

Niggas lost 10 in a row and nobody’s talkin about em

[visual flame]

guardians can't swing on balls over the plate to save their lives but wanna swing at everything out the zone poverty franchise

[upper sand]

Jake Irvin’s a goat

[quartz tiger]

J ram and some electricians and teachers

[visual flame]

right just trade him away if you're gonna waste his career with mfs like Bo Naylor

[vast valve]

It isn't a waste. He's a Hall of Famer regardless. Like Mike Trout

[quartz tiger]

Reminds me of the way the warriors treat Steph

[visual flame]

I'm pretty sure he would like to be on a competitive roster at some point in his life hof or not

[vast valve]

He was competing when they were the Indians.

[visual flame]

not him his team

[quartz tiger]

Bro they was so fire like 5 years ago

Corey Kluber

Michael Brantley ???

😭🔥

[visual flame]

he's good his team isn't

[vast valve]

Brantley was my favorite player

[quartz tiger]

Bro was so goated

[primal mountain]

Who's good?

JRam?

[visual flame]

yeah

[primal mountain]

Yeah, i agree

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-brantley-cleveland-indians-together-circle-gif-9402720

[primal mountain]

future HoF'er

I don't think he stays an Indian

one day he'll go to a contender and win a ring

[quartz tiger]

He built courts and fields in Clevland

They named streets after him already

He’s got a key to the city

[visual flame]

i wouldn't want him to it's like if ohtani never left the angels

[quartz tiger]

Idk

[primal mountain]

He can do that on another team

lol

[quartz tiger]

Mmmm I guess

[vast valve]

After Barry Bonds legendary roid run ended and he retired Brantley was my next favorite then Salvy

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/pujols-albertpujols-albertpujolsdance-pujolsdance-gif-18059040

He was my fav growing up

[primal mountain]

but they gave some money to that kid DeLauter so...maybe they might turn things around

[quartz tiger]

Prime 50 hr seasons

[visual flame]

i fuck with salvy even tho he hasn't been great this year

[vast valve]

Never been a fan of Pujols. He was great but I didn't like his swing for some reason

[vast valve]

End of a career after catching so long. It was bound to happen eventually

[quartz tiger]

I feel it, he caught my heart the season they won it all n he smoked 3 in one game

[vast valve]

I obviously love Buster Posey as a Giants fan and Mad Bum

[visual flame]

ole chase after every pitch delauter 😂

[quartz tiger]

Brandon Phillips

Was a dawg

[vast valve]

He was cool

[quartz tiger]

Harper on the nats

Coco Crisp

Legend

[visual flame]

man i still remember watching jeters last game

[vast valve]

Those first 2 weeks of homers had me thinking he was going to be protection for J Ram

[vast valve]

I rock with Coco

[visual flame]

same mf had me fooled for a min then i realized he whiffs way too much mf embracing the cleveland way

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/robinson-cano-thank-god-high-five-major-league-baseball-nice-one-gif-17904053343202504950

They did my dawg so shady

[quartz tiger]

Don’t cha kno it’s Robbie cano

[vast valve]

Cano is so legendary I named starts when pitchers get no outs after him

Complete Ass No Outers

[quartz tiger]

What other throw backs can u think of

https://tenor.com/view/jose-fernandez-miami-marlins-gif-6073222

Jose

[versed fox]

⚾️ ✔️ ✅️

[quartz tiger]

What about Ian Kinsler

Victor Martinez

Jared weaver

Prince fielder

Lorenzo Cain

Will Myers

[lunar storm]

benintendi was trash today

[novel shard]

Benintndi you sorry ass sellout

[lunar storm]

4 AB 0 HRR

[versed fox]

🏒 ⚾️

[novel shard]

It’s unacceptable. Meanwhile the dudes who chalked slips yesterday all cashing today

[quartz tiger]

Who u fw 4 Mexico game?

👀

[novel shard]

With the exception of Devers sorry ass

[quartz tiger]

Any ammo or hr slips lol

[novel shard]

Everybody on that game. The over/under is 16

[vast valve]

Putting Will Myers in there is diabolical

Lorenzo Cain loved that swing

[novel shard]

Probably a home run festival

[quartz tiger]

Nobody in particular tho Brodie

?

[novel shard]

Whitesox forgot how to bat

[quartz tiger]

🤣

He was hyped up so crazy

[novel shard]

Marte, bogarts and Machado

All three probably hit home runs

[lunar storm]

i got one slip alive left waiting on athletics game and yankees

[vast valve]

Gallen going to win Vegas a lot of money with just an average day of pitching

[novel shard]

That could happen also but if a player connects on the ball it’s probably a good hit

Last 2 years the games have rocked in that stadium

[primal mountain]

now chapman went over 1.5 HRR

where was this yesterday!?

[vast valve]

Any someone deep flyout is a homer but groundballs and line drives still apply the same way

[visual flame]

shit's crazy everyone that was ass yesterday trying today

[novel shard]

Checks slips to see if I have him. Nope. So he was good to cash lol

[novel shard]

Agree

[vast valve]

They try every day. The best hitters bat .300 lol baseball is just high variance

[novel shard]

Yes, HRR almost requires 2 players everytime. Either someone on when your player gets a hit or someone gets a hit when they are on so score can happen

[vast valve]

Unless you are Arraez who will get 2 weak line drive singles

[novel shard]

He’s been solid

[quartz tiger]

Today’s Roki Bobblehead night 🤔

[visual flame]

trying would imply they were willing to take walks and there are a ton of guys that chase a ton i'm just being facetious either way some of these guys are just buns tho a good bit of them batting under .200

[quartz tiger]

Why am I feeling like he sniffs 5Ks easily

[novel shard]

I don’t have much baseball today. I’m knee deep in ufc action on DraftKings

[vast valve]

Chasing just means they were chasing a hit lol. The lack of plate discipline in the MLB now is crazy. Hunting homers and willing to strikeout to do it

[quartz tiger]

Merill swung on a 3-0

Yea padres are cooked

Smash d backs ML

[visual flame]

yeah i don't remember it being like this when i was younger now it's just about exit velo and HH rate instead of quality abs and getting on base

[vast valve]

Back then they prioritized getting on base. That's why we have legends like Ichiro

[visual flame]

love watching videos on him he was so goated

[vast valve]

Facts

Mexico City or not I am taking under 1.5 hits on anyone. Laureano 0-1. He has max 4 or 5 more at bats to get 2 hits

[novel shard]

I’m gonna in game

[lunar storm]

we got some extra innings @novel shard

hopefully we can see some from ben

[novel shard]

Would be amazing

[vast valve]

I got Marquez at 2.5 strikeouts. Idk what they think Mexico City is to have it at that

[fierce canopy]

Bang old ass nigga !!!

[vast valve]

LMAO CHILL

[lunar storm]

yeah ben shit the bed

of course he gets out instantly

my godddd

💩 🛌

i need another 5 innings

[sand arch]

Your a undercover underdog agent

[primal mountain]

why do you say that?

[sand arch]

I tailed you like 3 times before and got sold

[primal mountain]

I'm sorry

I did win one today though

😄

I mean, you do realize it's called GAMBLING, right?

[sand arch]

Something an underdog agent would say

[primal mountain]

😄

[sand arch]

Bro works for Vegas

[primal mountain]

Yes, I work for Vegas

Actually, I work for Branson

Vegas doesn't pay as much

[vast valve]

Gallen is doing exactly what I expected so far. He will probably give up a few runs the next few innings but I couldn't see more than 3 or 4

[lunar storm]

sox blow

blew a tie game bases been loaded its over

still no outs too

[primal mountain]

Laureano swinging at ball 4

[lunar storm]

ts is embarrassing

i don’t even know why im still watching this chicago game like ben has another AB ☠️

[vast valve]

Ketel Marte is one of my favorite players so I took his under 2.5 bases. Bro does not ever try and go for a triple with his previous hamstring injuries so he either needs a homer or 2 hits

[fossil river]

Marte got the Scampicks check

[vast valve]

He hits into a lot of grounders this season. Don't know why

[glossy pewter]

Put 15 on this looks good asf bro

U always got good picks

[fossil river]

Should’ve known too padres been banned since they got sponsored by pp

They love to chalk

[primal mountain]

oh Pfaadt's in

Padres going to score 20 runs now

[vast valve]

Laureano 0-2. Needs 2 hits still lmao

Vegas said Gallen is pitching too well. Mexico City needs runs for their fans to be excited

Tatis swinging at anything LMAO

[fossil river]

Tatis the ceo of chalk city

[mint lynx]

Yordan walk at a demon

Ill take my chances

[vast valve]

One of the few disciplined batters. Him and Soto impress me greatly in that sense

[mint lynx]

Bru why is Kurtz leading in walks lol

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-kmcdI7kyRK

[primal mountain]

one down, 2 to go

[glossy pewter]

Hy bro good shit

[vast valve]

Marte walk. So max 1 HRR this at bat

[fossil river]

Took fantasy hopefully steals a base

Nvm lol

[primal mountain]

wow Alex Cora out

[remote rapids]

All of sudden Ohtani gets on base and steals

[simple jackal]

Free

[vast valve]

Free Laureano under 1.5 hits

My boy Salvy homered

[fossil river]

Lmao I seen a lot of unders on Perez today

[vast valve]

Tough

[vast valve]

Loaded no outs for the Padres. Time to stack runs on the bullpen

[primal mountain]

elly hr

dammit bellinger's on the verge of chalking a single

[fossil river]

Sellinger

Hopefully comes thru for you 🍀

[ornate escarp]

Game must be delayed

[quartz tiger]

Rokiiii

Yessir

[remote rapids]

Why Alex cora get fired

[primal mountain]

Because they suck

[hazy parcel]

Pleaseee

Knowing me I’m missing this shit by .5

[visual flame]

they pulled urena mate

[hazy parcel]

WHAT THE FUVKKK

Cuh

[devout mango]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/2048174982509773120?s=46&t=A7sdVBVslw0qzcx8-UNcnA

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

The Boston Red Sox fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell ESPN.

While the Red Sox won today, they are 10-17 and in last in the American League East. Massive change is coming in Boston.

X · Apr 25, 2026, 10:59 PM

What the helly

They got bombed harder than Iran and the season just started

[fossil river]

Neto 🚮

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[glossy pewter]

Hy

[lunar storm]

just donated $40 today 🙌🏽

[quartz tiger]

Yoooo

No reboot for gallen?

Correct?

😭

That’s Mainey damn always by one

[lunar storm]

yankees roster was horse shit today

why is ben rice the only one with 3+ bases touched

😭

[cyan bobcat]

yoooo

you not gone believe this

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/pp6y5oup

Yay

[solid stratus]

This why I put $1 on they ass 😂 knew they’d be on dumb shit today

[upper sand]

Wheeler fucking sucks

[primal mountain]

Bellinger you jerk

[lunar storm]

sweating ts

might chalk

[glossy pewter]

Same need Nick too clutch

[lunar storm]

deadass have like one more chance for nick bro

yankees grand slam would cash chisholm

[glossy pewter]

Damn man got me sweating too

😓

[novel shard]

Thanks for the sellout Neto

[lunar storm]

its not over til the fat lady sings

[ornate escarp]

🙏

Bro finna chalk me

[glossy pewter]

Was he in

[lunar storm]

yeah he was in just played like shit

[novel shard]

He was in the no show zone

[lunar storm]

got like two more chances

or three

depends how fast they can rotate through batters

[glossy pewter]

Damn bum

[novel shard]

2 slips today with 3 players each. 4 players cash easily with 2 absolute dog shit players. Sadly one dogshit on each slip lol

[simple ferry]

Need Bruce brown !!

[glossy pewter]

Does Nick Kurtz get 1.5 more fp?

[primal mountain]

FINALLY WON SOMETHING WITH A RESCUE GIMMIE sheez

[lunar storm]

yo nick better come thru

last chance here

wait what

nvm its chalked

[glossy pewter]

Damn

Thanks for the info 🐜

[lunar storm]

yeah it was a ground out smh

[ornate escarp]

@lunar storm he got it

[lunar storm]

easy lfg

[ornate escarp]

Yea betting on the last games is the move

[fossil river]

Netoooooo 🚮

[primal mountain]

friggin Yordan

overrated

Bellinger, you are fucking amazing

you can't even hit a ball in play

[grizzled ferry]

Moises ballesteros is a LOCKKKK

[viral cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mookie-betts-dodgers-win-celebrate-gif-8331392616811205210

[versed fox]

🏀 ✔️ ✅️

[long oracle]

Hurts the soul💔

[vast valve]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-3Of5Uue6CN

[fossil river]

W Judge fade

[primal mountain]

I'm with ya 😭

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/6uvt6rid

[simple ferry]

Bruce brown 💔

[orchid valley]

Cmon Kyle hit it for me tmrw!

[quartz tiger]

Injury’s…

💔💔💔💔

Why can’t I just get a DNP for gallen

[strange spoke]

Cash it ✅

[quartz tiger]

😭

I hate it here

[orchid valley]

Just realized ant got injured

[primal mountain]

got a little 2 man win on NBA

[sly pebble]

straights and props today fed families wtf

[vast valve]

Appreciate it

[tame trench]

Spurs jesus for the win

[vast valve]

I love the Hoerner under. I usually don't do fantasy point props on people who steal bases because that irritates me when I lose on an under because of it

[loud orchid]

no shotani

[quartz tiger]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-55OOmYLNxm

[glossy pewter]

How can you do 12 pick and it only comes out to 5x payout crazy shit bro

[final vortex]

Padres diamondbacks total high asf

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-A4JSJ9z06e

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-Jy443hLC5H

[signal pike]

I added you tho check em out

[primal mountain]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-aX5XvX9okb

[marsh tinsel]

Damn it. I already used my 3 boost and can't tail. I like this one too.

[visual flame]

Hot bat fantasy

only one that gives me any worry is caminero but he has good history vs richardson

[grizzled ferry]

Ngl idek how shota owns ohtani. 10 abs, 1 hit, 3 SO

with that being said

Shohei getting hr lmfao

[glossy pewter]

Can you send link for this plz

[visual flame]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-5o4cGOCL6M

[glossy pewter]

Goat

[visual flame]

just hoping these guys dont turn into bums for no reason lol

[glossy pewter]

Fr

It would be my luck

[visual flame]

mine too lol

[glossy pewter]

🙏🏼🤞🏼 🍀

[long oracle]

Sorry about yesterday brotha. This is what happened, just so unfortunate @glossy pewter

[glossy pewter]

Real it be like that

One off every time

[long oracle]

pain

[glossy pewter]

Bums

Play better lmdao

[long oracle]

what’s crazy is Yordan should’ve cashed hrr. Rice made a diving play on his first ab with a runner on 2nd and colt hit first ab then sucked

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-judge-homerun-baseball-mlb-gif-13518754

[glossy pewter]

Damn brudda

[quartz tiger]

Happy birthday my nigga judge

Smoke shit today perfect day

Fuck that short porch up

Houston snow bunnies

I know you feeling good bro

[mint lynx]

Damn everyone on judge tdy

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-spice-ice-spice-ass-ice-spice-twerk-ice-spice-body-twerk-gif-12664761973288080220

Cake day

He got to

[lunar storm]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-4I829yLOac

if anyone wants to tail

it gives a squad boost

[fossil river]

Ketel today might do something for no reason

[lunar storm]

homer off rip n shit

just to chalk me tf up

[fossil river]

Oh shit you have him under lol @lunar storm nah he doing nothing today

[lunar storm]

yeah i don’t think him and tatis smashing over 3.5

[fossil river]

Definitely not tatis bro 😎 he chalk city

[fossil river]

Overrated

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-tatis-tatis-tatis-jr-padres-san-diego-padres-gif-1015235601872782560

[fossil river]

Ohtani overdue

[quartz tiger]

He keeps hitting the ball hard asf😭

He is so due

Omm

That’s scary

[quartz tiger]

Murakami>

[fossil river]

Goated already

[rigid sedge]

fuck dude ass

[rigid sedge]

fuck both of them

[quartz tiger]

Aye yk who more ass…

Mike Burrows

The nigga pitching to him

[quartz tiger]

Omm

[rigid sedge]

💯

[mint lynx]

Respectfully judge banned for me

[quartz tiger]

My bad Spencer

Spencer spaghetti

[rigid sedge]

the day i took his hoe ass he got walked 4 times

[quartz tiger]

Hell Na

[rigid sedge]

fucked up my slip

[quartz tiger]

Spencer won’t make it past 5 innings

And that Astros bullpen is so so so poverty

[mint lynx]

Couldn’t even get me 0.5 h+r+rbi

[quartz tiger]

Trust it today😭yall should sprinkle some at least

[rigid sedge]

man hell naw fuck judge

[quartz tiger]

Da yankees on a win streak for a reason

Pick someone

On that team

They in motion

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-new-york-stanton-giancarlo-flex-gif-13086920

That’s better

[rigid sedge]

man aaron judge stayin banned

[quartz tiger]

Banning 3 time mvp is Mainey

[rigid sedge]

suzuki banned after tht shit he pulled yesterday

[rose prism]

Chill on my goat

[rigid sedge]

let the fuckin dodgers fuck them every way

naaaaaa

[quartz tiger]

Me & the d backs fr

Gallen dork ass

I hope they get smoked today

[rigid sedge]

its always tht one nigga

[quartz tiger]

Omm

2 days before dat

[rigid sedge]

fawkkkk

[quartz tiger]

I’m over due

🤣🙏

[rigid sedge]

its comin soon fasho😂

[quartz tiger]

Today fasho

Went from 20x to 10x to 5x

Stupid safe today

[novel shard]

After 2 horrendous days of bad picks I’m on a self imposed penalty box until Wednesday. Kinda, I have to run to vegas to look at 2 houses that came on the market. It’s getting close to where I need to find something out there to make an offer on.

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351

Tim...you won at least one slip

Right????

One

No damn way you did not win

[novel shard]

I’m moving to vegas bro. Already sold my house in California but can stay in it until 30 June if needed

[primal mountain]

Oh shit for real? Well...congrats!!!

[novel shard]

Nope, this is what underdog did yesterday to me

[primal mountain]

Going into the lion's den huh? Lol

[novel shard]

Playing poker professionally

That’s the plan anyway

[primal mountain]

So...we'll see you on TV then?

I hear espn is bringing back the WSP

[remote rapids]

Take 1.5

[novel shard]

Would be amazing

[remote rapids]

Hr

[primal mountain]

Oh i hope you face off against the Poker Brat

Lol

[novel shard]

Hahaha, he’s a legend bro.

This small break will give underdog time to reload promos

[lunar storm]

unreal naylor ruled out 😢

reducing my payout on a sunday

[viral cloud]

last time I bet on Taylor if he chalks this

[fossil river]

Nola 🚮

[remote rapids]

Load those bases Braves

3 run Homer

Seen that coming

[visual flame]

cash clements

[remote rapids]

Hammmer Braves ML

[viral cloud]

Matt Olson homer ofc 😂

[serene shell]

Matt that boy this season!!!

[quartz tiger]

McClean tossing fisbrees today

[primal mountain]

going for the weird ones

[stiff turret]

Why do people trust in Nola still

He's so bad

[quartz tiger]

Fr tho

Learned that lesson like 2 years ago he been banned

[fossil river]

Did pitches thrown goblin lol

I’ll never trust him for fantasy

[visual flame]

cash walker

[quartz tiger]

Cash everyone Astros

As long as Gil on the mound

[visual flame]

caminero gonna piss me off today

[winged bridge]

Fr he threw one to Diaz but not caminero

[visual flame]

michael harris you fucking idiot just take the damn walk

[quartz tiger]

Yankees are boutta piss me off today

[visual flame]

this is why i went with someone from houston

[primal mountain]

lol my first slip with the squad boost is chalk

[visual flame]

is it that bad?

[primal mountain]

okamoto, riley and o'neill are pathetic

[visual flame]

still kinda early tho

[visual flame]

it's ok michael harris was swinging at bull shit he could never hit

so my slip might be chalked if he doesn't do something from here on

[primal mountain]

I mean, you can tell...just at 2 AB's....if the hitter you picked is going to chalk 80% of the time

[visual flame]

yeah i hate it cause he's been so good i just don't get it when he could have just taken the walk and played the bases

[remote rapids]

Judge sucks

Walked rice to face him

2 left on base

Not meant for the big moments

[quartz tiger]

Seen 4 pitches in total

And swung at all of em

🙂

Crying on the inside

[remote rapids]

Bday

And can’t tie or take the lead

[quartz tiger]

Crowd has been loud both times he came to bat 😭

Folding under barley any pressure

[visual flame]

cash jung

[remote rapids]

And that’s why judge should’ve did something

[mint lynx]

Baseball Sunday lol

Never a good day

[visual flame]

cash tork

[stiff turret]

I mean they abused their pen the last few days

I'd be shocked if he saw the 5th

[visual flame]

finally good take harris

just take the free walks

[fossil river]

Cash Nola pitches thrown sweaty mf tho banned lol

[visual flame]

nice another homer for gunnar and i miss it

[primal mountain]

okamoto's toast

so is riley

and so is o'neill

geezus

[remote rapids]

Yankees can’t pull off the sweep

[fossil river]

Why Gil in still smh

[visual flame]

a tork homer nice

[mint lynx]

Games today is so ass

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

⚾️✅

[mint lynx]

U gotta have some time of inside info dude

[versed fox]

No. Just experienced and very good with numbers and data.

[remote rapids]

Yankees getting blown out

All I needed was a run from rice

[versed fox]

https://tenor.com/view/taken-set-of-skills-particular-gif-24468765

[fossil river]

F judges birthday smh 🤣 🚮

[mint lynx]

Gil got no k lol

Always fade the public

[quartz tiger]

JUDGGEEEE

STFFUUU

HOMERUNNN

HGAGAGRARAR

RAFFAGAGGQGAGAB

BANNBGGGG

BANAHGGG

BANGGGGG

LFGGGG

https://tenor.com/view/salute-major-league-baseball-greeting-yes-sir-aaron-judge-gif-4920481066141414755

ALL RISE

AYYYEEEE

[remote rapids]

Fuck judge

Had rice Jose on base early couldn’t do it

[mint lynx]

The Philles is not a real team

[hoary mist]

injury 😭

[remote rapids]

Fuck the Yankees and fuck judge

[glossy pewter]

Shouldn’t have done a 4 man that my fault

[upper sand]

They had Michael kinds Ks prop so low he hit so easily

[rose prism]

Free money

[rose prism]

He already cashed his demon k's lol

[sleek perch]

Man I should’ve paired this with something else if I knew it would cash

[zealous lodge]

Bro grounded out 4 times 🫩

[ornate escarp]

Nice

[sly pebble]

giants own

[ornate escarp]

Is this cash?

Game delayed

[sly pebble]

dogshit padres. ya’ll deserve it

[versed fox]

⚾️🏀✅

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/esmrqnb5

[versed fox]

⚾️🏀✅

[haughty plover]

What’s going on??? Did Bo Bichette get a hit or not ??

[ornate escarp]

Bro what do you research on bc I need to buy it cause Man U always sweeping

[versed fox]

I’ve said it in here 10 times n it gets no reactions or likes, lol
I guess it’s too simple.

[ornate escarp]

Well I be at work so I’m not in here all the time

[versed fox]

Is really not what I use, it’s me. But I digress

I use Statmuse & ESPN.
U can try that but it most likely won’t work for u.
I also have a background in data analysis and statistiscs that help A LOT. N I played college ball.

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-pAcdadUrv4

[bright temple]

Good morning! 🥎

[lunar storm]

is that a softball emoji

[bright temple]

Yes sir

[thin bronze]

Whoops deleted that on accident.

It might just be a late start

[marsh tinsel]

I know. I live 20 minutes from downtown.

[thin bronze]

Im north of st. Paul 35 min or so

[primal mountain]

I'm southwest of St. Paul.....about 12 hours or so

😄

[vapid cedar]

slide daddy

[stiff topaz]

I copied this

[meager tinsel]

Today's ballpark factors

[lunar storm]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-hLyk2ETy6T

@hazy parcel

@mental blaze

[gusty ice]

Let’s get it pa

I’m tailing you

[ornate escarp]

Ima tail

Dropping a nuke on this

[lunar storm]

bettt

[ornate escarp]

Don’t sell me 😔

[lunar storm]

only one i’m scared of a bit is nico but he should get it

everything else is free

[hazy parcel]

This hitting

[lunar storm]

yeah

[hazy parcel]

Will tail after shift

[lunar storm]

shit gon put you in retirement

[hazy parcel]

Took a little break

We back today

[lunar storm]

all good

[rigid sedge]

igl gang

wth is dis

u scared of nico? u should be scared of buxton

[lunar storm]

naw buxton performs well against mariners

[visual flame]

high on nico today shit should be easy

[primal mountain]

buxton?

ugh

I have a feeling buxton's gonna sell

and sell like a cheap 1962 Plymouth

[visual flame]

I like these guys for homers today

[vast valve]

I like Judge under 1.5 total bases lmao. So hopefully one of us is right at least

[visual flame]

I put a dollar on it im fine if he dont get it hes not anything else lol

[shrewd pewter]

Tailed

✌️

For fun let’s see how this goes

🫩

[mental blaze]

Bet mh I took it

[meager tinsel]

I feel like winning 10k today so who's hitting a homer today 🤔

[primal mountain]

what was your criteria for picking these guys? Hard-Hit%? Barrel%? Streak data?

kinda curious

[primal mountain]

Sometimes...it's guys you least expect

You're like, "How could this tiny dude blast a 440' into the Bay?"

lol

[meager tinsel]

Yeah I know it's some dudes rn that way over due to finally hit one

[visual flame]

yes some of that other parts were seeing how their numbers line up compared to different sites and the data i collected myself as well as their bbe so it's a little bit of everything

[primal mountain]

interesting that you considered BBE as well

I usually use Hard-Hit%, LA, EV, and Barrel/PA%

from Statcast

[visual flame]

it's something i haven't really looked at until today but i'm giving it a shot if it works it's fine but if not then it is what it is and yeah from statcast

[primal mountain]

anything over 50% on HH% is something to consider

[primal mountain]

no no, I like your methodology

I mean...we're there...we're fucking there

weather, ballpark factors, hitter's stats....it's like trying to find the damn Ark of the Covenant and Holy Grail all at the same time

I love how everyone was hyping the Mexico game as a pure homerun-type of game

and only like what? 5 homers were hit so far?

[visual flame]

right those mfs weren't hitting shit really

[primal mountain]

yeah, and EVERYONE attributed the weather in Mexico City as being prime conditions for everyone and their grandma at the stadium there to hit a homerun

[visual flame]

i tried putting a little more effort into today to see what lines up cause i'm tired of having guys look good early on and then do nothing as the game goes on so gotta try new methods hoping it sticks and i get at least a few of them right

[primal mountain]

you're in the right direction.....you can't just "feel" these players

we'll need mathematics

I was watching a scene from Moneyball with Jonah Hill in it....and he was saying to Brad Pitt's character...."You need to buy wins....and to do that...we need to buy runs"

So, it got me thinking....we need to pick players that can score runs or rbis ALMOST consistently

but the problem with that theory is

sometimes....the bottom of the order is the most prolific

then you got guys like Judge who can't hit their own weight for that one game

[visual flame]

that's some of the facors i put in when i look at data recently if they dont have a high enough rbi/run percentage i usually wont take them and it has to be an exceptional percentage other times i'm kind of leading with my gut and quality ab %

[primal mountain]

If I wasn't doing the company payroll today

LMAO

I'd be crunching baseball stat numbers

[visual flame]

i could tell you who i seen that have good percentages to get hrr if you'd like

[primal mountain]

sure

[visual flame]

i'll make a list then copy paste it here cause it's not long but annoying to type all of them at a time

[primal mountain]

I think wRC+ stat from Fangraphs helps as well

[visual flame]

still learning that stuff it's all still so confusing to me at times lol

[primal mountain]

oh, me too....I just look at the formula for wRC+ and just say to myself, "Good thing this is already figured out for me!" 😄

[meager tinsel]

Ohtani , new ohtani, judge , junior , cal 🤔

[gusty ice]

Ohtani is betting on himself

[maiden ginkgo]

I got ohtani today

[lunar storm]

yessir should be a good day for overs today

hopefully we dont see any bullshit

its monday my days already ass as it is

[winged bridge]

Let’s get it

[visual flame]

JUNIOR CAMINERO,JOSE RAMIREZ,YANDY DIAZ,STEVEN KWAN,CHANDLER SIMPSON,JJ WETHERHOLT,ALEC BURLESON (BEEN IN A SLUMP),IVAN HERRERA,RYAN O'HEARN,VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR,ERNIE CLEMENT
WILYER ABREU,JOSH NAYLOR,RANDY AROZARENA,JULIO RODRIGUEZ,JO ADELL,MIKE TROUT,MUNETAKA MURAKAMI,MIGUEL VARGAS,ZACH NETO(IFFY),CODY BELLINGER,BRANDON NINMO,XANDER BOGAERTS
FERNANDO TATIS JR,ALEX BREGMAN,NICO HOERNER,FREDDIE FREEMAN,KYLE TUCKER,ANDY PAGES,SHOHEI OHTANI these are the guys i seen who have not only a good chance of getting hits but also of getting runs/rbi but they had to be able to get both and also have a decent bbe as well as other metrics since thats the main thing i'm testing now. Sorry this is a lot lol

[meager tinsel]

Happy meal 🤷🏾‍♂️

[loud orchid]

no fantasy play today?

[visual flame]

i'm trying something new today to test out if it shows it's reliable then i'll start to take it into account with the fantasy slips but for now imma try to gain some consistency

[loud orchid]

🫡

[lunar storm]

i deadass got $5 to my name

need ts to cash

@proven garnet send me $50

[vast valve]

Hopefully these payouts don't take all day

[stiff turret]

I need 6

[lunar storm]

all i got is a tootsie roll for you

from christmas 2020

[stiff turret]

Sounds about right

Clean your room

[visual flame]

oh yeah if anyone uses any of these guys on a slip today can you let me know how they did so i can keep up with the numbers as i'm not putting all of them on slips today. If you do much appreciated

[hazy wasp]

The audacity lol

[upper perch]

Nick Gonzales
5 Hitter FS Ernie Clement
6 Hitter FS Parker Messick
4Ks Steven Matz
3 KS Ausar Thompson
7 Rebounds Tobias Harris
26 PRA

[lunar storm]

mind your business please

[upper perch]

thoughtssss

[lunar storm]

A and B conversation C your way out of it

[hazy wasp]

Someone is pissed lol

[upper perch]

thoughts chat ???

[lunar storm]

thats my boy

[hazy wasp]

I see

[lunar storm]

he got me i got him type shit niggas dont know how far back we go

[hazy wasp]

Gotcha

[hazy parcel]

Tailed

[upper perch]

any demons

Brayan Rocchio
1.5 HRB ????????????

[fossil river]

Goatani for a homer fuck it

[upper perch]

best homer today judge ?????

[marsh tinsel]

Made this 4 man this morning. I'll keep you posted.

[upper perch]

MLB
Steven Matz — Over 2.5 strikeouts
Daniel Schneemann — 0.5+ strikeouts (1+ K)
NBA
Tobias Harris — Over 21 PRA
Nikola Jokić — Under 54 PRA
Ausar Thompson — Over 7 rebounds
Jalen Duren — Under 29 PRA

[visual flame]

thanks mate

[upper perch]

thoughtssss

[fossil river]

Jung matchup looks really nice

[upper perch]

judge for a homer ?????

[simple ferry]

@lunar storm drop a lock puc boi

[lunar storm]

i’ll knock your teeth out

all i got

shit gon put you in retirement

[rigid sedge]

just take watever u feel

[lunar storm]

free trip to miami

[upper perch]

u like judge for a homer @lunar storm

i wanna take it but idk its a big risk being tsken

[lunar storm]

idk he been weird

i wouldn’t take it

[upper perch]

yea u like any homers

aby demons

[simple ferry]

your teeth yellow, get to brushing

[lunar storm]

@meager tinsel why you laughing nigga

whats so funny

[meager tinsel]

U gone let him talk to u like that gang

[simple ferry]

Yes he is

[lunar storm]

he has a chinstrap i can barely take him serious

[rigid rose]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-1sshclM7nP

[simple ferry]

Anthony wears a thong

[lunar storm]

nigga thinks its still the early 2000’s

[zealous lodge]

Wasted messick since Cruz won’t play

[visual flame]

cash O'Hearn hrr

[sour storm]

My dumbass took Dustin May for 4 when I should have took Parker

Hate this baseball shit

[fossil notch]

I done cooked so some solid mls

[upper sand]

This how I feel about matz I wasted messick also

[primal mountain]

Mangum batting first yesterday = nothing

Mangum batting eighth today = 2 HRR

wtf

LOL

[visual flame]

also getting to bat against May

schnee homer damn he's been good

[meager tinsel]

Fry has a 10 pitch at bat just to get walked and guy behind him to homer ......dinger Tuesday it is

[winged bridge]

Need Ramirez to smoke one man

[lunar storm]

brother

yandy just getting walked

2x now

unreal

[visual flame]

Hedges challenges have been hella good since the one he wasted earlier

well yandy for sure cleared his fantasy today

[sour storm]

I really took Dustin over Parker man I’m sick

[lunar storm]

finna sweat yandy bro

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[lunar storm]

he got an RBI but fuck

he keeps getting walked

[sour storm]

It’s the pirates I would think he could get 4

[lunar storm]

nice gatekeep cuz

🙌🏽

[quartz tiger]

This nigga here

We hella on it tonight

That’s my bad gang hella last sec slip

[quartz tiger]

😭them pirates diff this year

And Dustin throwing literally BP don’t help

[quartz tiger]

What I got left

All those teams in the middle of playing 10+ games in row

It should be time to give the bullpens breaks

[sour storm]

Oh now he wants to get one

Fuck off may

[quartz tiger]

Dylan Cease fuckin dealing

Like a real ace

[visual flame]

he almost made me break my no pitcher rule

[quartz tiger]

Naaaa don’t do it

😭

He still banned for me too

Can shit the bed any second

[visual flame]

trust me i didn't but it was tough to not do

[quartz tiger]

You really saw this coming ?

I thought Sox would work him n that fastball

[visual flame]

yeah he had insane odds to go over 7ks

[quartz tiger]

Ngl

[quartz tiger]

Ahhh I feel it, he is really a relief pitcher to me

All he do is Punchies

And walks

😂

And homeruns

[visual flame]

nah they had the benefit of hitting against the shitty back up pitchers of the orioles

[quartz tiger]

Nothing in between

[visual flame]

they're still not that good really

[quartz tiger]

I feel it, I did sprinkle some change on 1 run given up so we’ll see how fuckin ass they really are

[quartz tiger]

Terrible bullpen

5ks on 35 pitches is wicked

Nigga might toss a gem

[visual flame]

orioles mad them look good again but none of those pitchers would be starters on other teams reminds me of how jordan hicks was last year awful starter turned relief

[quartz tiger]

Lmao don’t even bring hicks up

He burned me so much bread

[visual flame]

I could tell he was ass when the giants were letting him start mf had like 1 good game last year that i could remember the rest were trash

[quartz tiger]

LFG

Cease

Gave one up

I fw Sox

[visual flame]

lol yupp mf fell apart like he usually does

[quartz tiger]

Yea brother I can’t remember more than one time he went 6 innings with less than 3 runs

Bro was actual dog shit 🤣

[quartz tiger]

Self inflicted wounds

All the time

🤣

Yooo stg

[visual flame]

He reminds me of Lance McCullers jr the way he always goes back to the same pitches

[quartz tiger]

Ima be trippin if my research ain’t hitting

[visual flame]

he's only at 84 they could let him go back out there really

[quartz tiger]

I’m pretty sure he does like 8/10

[visual flame]

aranda solo homer

[quartz tiger]

Fasho I see it honestly good comp

Just lance got more pitches to throw

[winged bridge]

Les go hopefully extra innings

[visual flame]

i actually like lances knuckle curve when he's on

[quartz tiger]

U think McCullers more of relief arm too?

Team full of 20 years old boutta get no hit🤣cmon cards

[visual flame]

yeah he's got interesting stuff but i would rather he be a relief like if houston was in the playoffs i would use him more as a reliever

[quartz tiger]

A real combined perfect game

Like they actually had no starter

Swear to god

🤣

[quartz tiger]

Man Houston got to get arms they actually have 12 year olds out there sometimes

If Cristian Javier is your 3

You ain’t making it far

[visual flame]

yeah i'm just saying if they were to not that i have hope in the trashtros

[quartz tiger]

Nobody likes to play like that no more tho

They let the starter get deep fried 9/10 times

Hella less game-plans

Idk seems like 10 years ago there was more matchup based and emphasis on bullpens

Like it wouldn’t be no issue to send a starter down there

Now it would make headlines

And niggas got egos

[visual flame]

I think i respect the white sox and pitt a bit cause they'll use full relievers throughout a game

[quartz tiger]

Yea they always solid and so are the A’s for that

They dgaf

They wanna see improvements

Banggg

Dustin

Back out there

Let’s gooo

[visual flame]

yeah i can respect that i'd rather see my bullpen get better than try to let some guy i might not even have in the 2nd half of the season keep losing my team games

[quartz tiger]

I don’t like how there’s barely any pitchers in between that tho

We have starters, setup man and closers

Where are the niggas in between like Zach Britton

Or Santiago Castillo

Someone there to go 2-3

[visual flame]

idk i like the reliever on the rangers all of those guys have unique stuff and on a team like texas where it's more defensive minded i like the versatility

[quartz tiger]

Yes that team is underrated asf they can have terrible slumps sometimes but they solid fr on the field at least

Ima have to start watching more of they’re games

They a fun team besides clutch and joc 🤣free outs

[visual flame]

joc's been better this year he's batting around .240 last i checked

[quartz tiger]

Stg how many homeruns tho

He used to be a 250 25 90 type player

[visual flame]

i think just 1

better than last year when he didn't have one until the 2nd half of the season

[quartz tiger]

He was cool asf tho on the giants ngl

Can’t even hate on him like dat

His pinch hit homeruns nasty

[quartz tiger]

Seriously

[visual flame]

yeah it was nasty he's been way better this year batting and obp has been way up compared to last year

[quartz tiger]

It’s cuz of the lineup around him too

Everyone healthy more better pitches to hit

Got rid of Marcus

[visual flame]

oh yeah for sure we were so hurt last year and having him and adolos who couldn't hit wasn't helping us

[quartz tiger]

Adolis fall off got to be studied

That run he had was awesome was one my fav players during that WS year

[visual flame]

yeah but now he's just a good glove for right field outside of that i don't like him as a bat

[quartz tiger]

Same

Not like that no more

[lone ridge]

What cease have going on 🤦🏾‍♂️

[solid stratus]

Cardinals really this bad??? lol

[lone ridge]

Was doing good now he selling

Clutch cease 🙏🏾

wtf how it go from k to fly out? 💔

[primal mountain]

these games are shitty

[fringe iris]

Brandon Lowe what a shit chalker

[lunar storm]

yandy diaz is gay

im done

0.8x over n it doesn’t cash got walked like 3 times

shits a joke

[fossil river]

Yandy Diaz was too green fam 5 straight he got the Scampicks check

[visual flame]

jose just swinging at anything when he's upset

[glossy quail]

yandy cashed mud