┆⚾・baseball

[primal mountain]

he's had 2 PA's

[vapid crescent]

i need to contact support wtf 💀

[lunar storm]

yes

[vapid crescent]

i thought it was just 1

[lunar storm]

just give it time

games not over

[primal mountain]

it's not at-bats

[lunar storm]

that’s why it’s not changed yet

[primal mountain]

it's plate appearances

[lunar storm]

yeah plate appeance

[vapid crescent]

oo ok

[mental blaze]

Sorry ass team gon sell the 12man 1$ dream ml parlay

[vapid crescent]

can blue jays give me one run

i got over 9.5

they haven't scored in 5 consecutive innings

let go guerrero cover 1.5 bases

[sharp elbow]

LMAOOOO THIS GUY CHALKS MY PARLAY FOR UNDER ON 0.5 RUNS THEN LEAVES THE GAME

IM DEAD

I HATE BASEBALL BRUH

[vapid crescent]

OMG

TORONTOOO

2 runs

[tame trench]

Mlb pair

[tame trench]

👀

[quartz tiger]

@visual flame

[fiery breach]

At least we are gonna win

[quartz tiger]

Legendary

[fiery breach]

Yay

A win

[hazy parcel]

Bogaerts out so cash

[tame trench]

As been on fire

[fiery breach]

@tame trench might be a year we go positive

[quartz tiger]

And Mets ain’t shit without Soto

[fiery breach]

I'm happy for it

But we beat the New York Yankees with their best player

[hazy parcel]

As got a fun team

[vapid crescent]

🙏 thank u blue jays

[fiery breach]

I'm happy to be here for it and then the raiders are starting to pick up people oh man

[vapid crescent]

classic UD slip already cashed and wants me to cash out for $23

[visual flame]

Oh I seen

[lunar storm]

athletics still playing in sacramento right

[fiery breach]

Lowry

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/choaruiburey-vaguibu-gif-12324115614053945085

[lunar storm]

they don’t move til next year

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on kwan hrr?

[hazy parcel]

Raiders got a good thing building too. Still salty yall took our OC but that’s a convo for another day 😂

[quartz tiger]

I can’t wait til Vegas

They might make me move there

[lunar storm]

bro blame their Sp

[quartz tiger]

Imagine Judge in Vegas

And sho time

[lunar storm]

that nigga is horrible

[fiery breach]

Oh I'll be in that football chat come season time

[novel shard]

This is correct

[proven tapir]

Stg bro Kurtz can’t hit anything this year

[lunar storm]

he gave up 7 runs in 1 inning 😭

[fiery breach]

Too bad we don't have Gino for a good interception every single game

[hazy parcel]

Lowkey cinema

[fiery breach]

Who did we give them to

[lunar storm]

blue jays are sorry

[proven tapir]

And Busch he’s absolute dogshit literally

[novel shard]

He’s legit horrible

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/poker-pokerchip-gif-6177411

[novel shard]

Another trash start

[fiery breach]

This year

[novel shard]

Yes

[vapid crescent]

one nasty inning ruined the game

[proven tapir]

And Busch he’s 0-31 to start the season 💩

[primal mountain]

🙏 for a gimmie and refund

[hazy parcel]

Playin in Vegas and blowing game checks at the casino gotta be the best feeling

[quartz tiger]

Pre game at the casinos all day

And hit up a ball game

Late night

Music to my ears

[hazy parcel]

Post game at the casino after

[floral shoal]

BANGGGG SANCHEZ‼️😮‍💨

[fiery breach]

Why you think they had like two or three raiders go to jail like the first year we were there

[primal mountain]

ugh, that's a pathway to living under one of the bridges over there

lol

I don't know if I could live in Vegas

[lunar storm]

yeah they should’ve pulled him when they had they chance i was surprised he was in again the 4th inning 😭

[vapid crescent]

crazy last minute homer W

[primal mountain]

so close to craps tables

[hazy parcel]

I always try to tail your parlays but I always miss em 💔💔

[quartz tiger]

😭it just sounds a bad idea I don’t think anyone over age can resist 3 days in Vegas

They really wanna send teams for series in Vegas

Go ahead lol

[hazy parcel]

That’s why I’ve never been over there it would get dangerous lol

[quartz tiger]

I get it w hockey and basketball

But baseball is tricky

[fiery breach]

It's all right everyone gets arrested in Vegas I hope a team gets their best player arrested before the game one day

[quartz tiger]

You expecting em to be professional whole time

[fiery breach]

Let us win that way

[quartz tiger]

Sho

Should be behind bars rn

[vapid crescent]

i kinda wanna take pirates vs cubs over 7.5 rn hopefully it goes to the 11th inning

[fiery breach]

A raiders got the best football team behind bars right now

[quartz tiger]

Not a bad idea

The original line was only 6.5

[vapid crescent]

i have over 6.5 bregman clutched up

for real

[hazy parcel]

Never betting on golf again holy fuck

[quartz tiger]

Hell yeah good banger

[vapid crescent]

odds for 7.5 not + anymore i aint touching it

[fiery breach]

I used to be good at betting on golf but sometimes it takes too much f****** time to do research

[quartz tiger]

I got under for my next games

[hazy parcel]

I picked Rory over 3.5 birdies and he just wants to have a shit round after going off last round

(Idk shit about golf btw)

[quartz tiger]

Oh wtf I got same goblin

Is it chalked ?

He still got time right

[fiery breach]

Yeah it's crazy how they can switch from round to round they'll hit six or eight birdies one game and then the next door hit one

It's the same f****** course it's just flipped around

[hazy parcel]

Ngl I took that shit from you

https://tenor.com/view/lucki-shh-lucki-shh-gif-3245291727502780352

[quartz tiger]

How many he got rn ?

Fuh my bad twin

[hazy parcel]

2

6 holes left

[quartz tiger]

Fuck he actin up

Fuck

[hazy parcel]

Lmao not your fault brother that shit looked green

[fiery breach]

@hazy parcel whole number 12 is usually the best hole to get birdies

[quartz tiger]

❤️❤️

[hazy parcel]

Thank you for this info 🙏🏻

[fiery breach]

Yeah I used to do a lot of research for golf because it was easy but it took up too much time@hazy parcel

[vapid crescent]

This lowkey a banger might take this

[floral shoal]

Crazy bro

[floral shoal]

I’m sorry bro 🙁

Last at bat bro

Bottom 9th

No fantasy

[fiery breach]

@floral shoal it's got to be killing it

[proven tapir]

That is not a bad price for 2 rbi

[floral shoal]

And he fucking homers

😮‍💨🤣🤣

[fiery breach]

@floral shoal I meant this guy be killing it

[floral shoal]

Talk about sweating

[proven tapir]

Who ????

[floral shoal]

Sanchez

[floral shoal]

Thank you sir

[proven tapir]

Awll man thought it was vladi

[floral shoal]

That boy got two hits I think

He’s a solid pick

But when I pick him he grounds out AB 4 times

[quartz tiger]

Same I gotta watch vladdy from a distance

[vapid crescent]

TAKING PIRATES MONEY LINE LETS RIDE 🙏

joey bart hit a homer 🙏

[hazy parcel]

A murakami HR would feed families

[vapid crescent]

😭 this pirates ML not looking hot cmon lowe hit a homer!

LOWEEEEEEE

just protect this run 🙏

[plain spade]

Soler so close

What’s taking underdog so long to cash me when I lose they instantly clear it and tell me I lose 😂

[regal glen]

yo who tryna fill in the last 3 spots in our gc

we just kicked 3

[vapid crescent]

are the pirates winning i need em

[remote rapids]

Mets fkn suck

[burnt inlet]

Up by 1. 3 ks and they win

[vapid crescent]

these errors

bro

omg

[vapid crescent]

nerves getting to this pitcher cant throw a simple throw to first

[sly idol]

Idk to much about mlb but I think this looks good

[burnt inlet]

He's throwing my ez money slip at em 😞

[plain spade]

Hoener with 6 ab holy

[vapid crescent]

one more out...

[burnt inlet]

Y'all saw this on FanDuel predicts?

No code. Just sign up

[vapid crescent]

why walk happpp

just pitch around him

now if u walk suzuki its just tied bro

[quartz tiger]

Solid fr

[mental blaze]

Don’t even know this sport but cash

[vapid crescent]

PIRATESSS

yes

🙏 q

[spark kite]

Yordan to not get K’d

[burnt inlet]

God bless

[vapid crescent]

bro almost sold us

i was boutta crash

My last boost of the day if anyone wants to tail

[novel shard]

Beautiful

[silver acorn]

This is bullshit

I can’t be askeddddddd

[vapid crescent]

wacha bout to pitch a complete game

[silver acorn]

Why me

[fiery breach]

Cashed baby

Was kinda worried cause the day been shit for me

[vapid crescent]

u good bro?

[burnt inlet]

Bro I hit on the promo funds and they gonna do me like this.

They know I'm broke

[vapid crescent]

thats why i like UD u can withdraw right away

i get my $ within like 10 mins

[hazy parcel]

Make that 7 parlays missing my .5 In the last 48 hours

[fiery breach]

Smh damn son 😭💔

[drifting bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/fck-fack-curse-word-bad-words-gif-20913851

[hazy parcel]

🫩

[ornate escarp]

Wow

[vapid crescent]

7 pick parlay missed by 1 almost got $50 to $1k 😭

[vapid crescent]

feel that

[hazy parcel]

Literally the worst feeling ever man

[vapid crescent]

i was trying to hedge

but im in cali

i couldn't 😭

[hazy parcel]

I’ve easily missed out on 1K total from this shit lol

[ornate escarp]

Hate this fucking shit

[long oracle]

webb💰🙏

[fiery breach]

Hate when I'm in my city and I hit a dead spot where underdog just stops working completely as I make a pick

It's the best when it happens live

[vapid crescent]

need royals -1.5 🙏

[fiery breach]

If the athletics give up this fucking lead

Please don't turn into the St Louis blues

[lunar storm]

athletics right now

https://tenor.com/view/tyrese-haliburton-tyrese-haliburton-pacers-indiana-pacers-gif-3698675398764828219

[quartz tiger]

Lopez 🔥

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-9Jz7Pwhn9M

I know I know my pics haven't hit today with the walks but just trust me

[quartz tiger]

I like it too

Raffy grabbing one

Fasho

[vapid crescent]

sac fly now just protect this lead 🙏

[quartz tiger]

Unless he want it to be 1-0 quick lol

[hazy parcel]

Another lay bouta miss by 1 leg ✌️

[quartz tiger]

Rorrryyy

Stggggg

🐐

Clutch clutch clutch

[vapid crescent]

murakami scares me for this -1.5

[queen mountain]

Webb getting shelled today

[fiery breach]

I told you that was one more birdie left

Whole 15 and 14 are supposed to be pretty easy too

[hazy parcel]

Fucking Carter Jensen man

[queen mountain]

Just 2 more ks for little bang

[hazy parcel]

Need white Sox to tie it somehow

[quartz tiger]

By who

[vapid crescent]

nah man leave my -1.5 for royals alone

😭

they took out wacha i swear if they get a run here

[hazy parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-wreckage-brother-expect-batman-gif-18201291859127495974

[quartz tiger]

Logan Webb belt to ass vs this dork ass lineup

[livid niche]

Wells homer

[quartz tiger]

Daaaaaa yankkeeesss winnnn

[quartz tiger]

Hope u nuked it

[livid niche]

Just $10

[quartz tiger]

Ahh I see a streak now

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-OXMq8ztHn6

[livid niche]

Yuh

[fiery breach]

Omfg 6-7 these athletics bro wtf

[quartz tiger]

Tatis starting at 2B today wtf

👀

[vapid crescent]

mets bout to win down 7-1 😭

[quartz tiger]

I can’t wait to see the A’s later in the season

Whole bullpen full of meatballs

[vapid crescent]

yea

imagine they had mason miller

lmao

[quartz tiger]

Those arms are toast

😭

[fiery breach]

Omg this about to be a long inning

[quartz tiger]

Yea they could really use a nice 3 out inning rn

😂😂😂😂

Dorks

[fiery breach]

That just made me sad

[vapid crescent]

Ty royals

[fiery breach]

If we had him we wouldn't in this predicament right now

[quartz tiger]

Nick Martinez is still pitching in the big 26

[vapid crescent]

i forgot who they traded for

[quartz tiger]

Look at that nigga

Fina shit the bed any second now

[fiery breach]

Somebody that has not even been mentioned

We traded JP Sears and Mason Miller

Fuck sears but Miller bro

[quartz tiger]

Dat one was dumb

After they been signing mfs to extensions

[fiery breach]

I think the guy we traded for his name was Leo de something

[quartz tiger]

Supposed to be the truth

[fiery breach]

Ah

Well we will see

[vapid crescent]

miller saved like half of the padres wins already

[fiery breach]

We really needed pitching I don't know what the hell they were doing

That's literally how we lose every game

[quartz tiger]

Fr tho but idk how much he gon help out soon

The A’s pretty full in the infield rn

[fiery breach]

Yeah we are that new Denzel Clark guy he's really good

I think his are centerfielder

[quartz tiger]

A real dawg huh

Yup next to butler

And soderstrom

[fiery breach]

He just needs to learn how to hit consistently

Soda bombs nice

[quartz tiger]

He’s got the speed

[fiery breach]

Yeah he's a quick guy and he can jump I mean that has nothing to do with hitting and s*** but catching the ball yeah it helps us out on defense a lot

That was definitely a spot we were lacking I don't think Mason Miller was really good out there I think that's a reason they traded him

[quartz tiger]

Its the heat too

Nobody wanna play in sac when it’s 80 at night in July

Or 105 during the day

[novel shard]

Underdog really needs to immediately get rid of a slip once it’s ruled a loss. I don’t need to scroll through all the negativity and see a shit load of chalked slips just to find a slip that may still be alive

[fiery breach]

Lmao Cali heat is no joke.... I used to live in Mendocino county and it's like 110 everyday

[quartz tiger]

Ridiculous wtf that’s northern ca?

[glossy quail]

🗣️

[fiery breach]

Bro he telling that should just be pissing me off all day it's a two-man and I missed one well it's going to f****** miss anyways bro just take the s*** off...

But I got to sit here and stare at it for 2-3 hours

[novel shard]

Exactly

[fiery breach]

Like he missed by 0.5 and I have to stare at it for 2 more hours

[fiery breach]

Yes sir far North

It's like 3-4 hours away from sac but all the same temperature

[quartz tiger]

Fawkkk that must’ve been nuts in the heat

Cooking eggs on the sidewalk

[fiery breach]

If y'all like soccer Luis Suarez for enter Miami is always good for a goal or an assist

[fiery breach]

It was cool cuz like I said it's kind of close to Oakland so we drove into town a lot now I live in Alaska so it's a big ass weather difference

[spark kite]

Ben rice 🙏

[solid stratus]

Fried already on dumb shit.

[fiery breach]

Later in the year he's going to be my walk Target

[rigid pawn]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-jw56NuTFfF

[novel shard]

So judge gonna sell tonight

Good lord what a horrendous day

[severe cairn]

Tailed

[mint lynx]

No way i go out like this bro

I just need the bare minimum

[plain spade]

I like this I kinda wanna tail but idk 😭

[severe cairn]

What happened

[fiery breach]

THAT BOY BANGELIERS!!!!! another base runner baby

[vapid crescent]

athletics wow

[fiery breach]

Let's gooooo

Put that lead out of reach baby

[remote rapids]

Mets coach are fkn cooked

Putting in weaver to blow the game

[fiery breach]

We were just talking about Tyler soda bomb earlier

[mint lynx]

Judge

[quartz tiger]

Sodaaaa poppp

[severe cairn]

Damn

[quartz tiger]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[severe cairn]

Damn that a lot

[severe cairn]

You win something tho no?

[fiery breach]

He will once judge hits

[quartz tiger]

^

[mint lynx]

Nah he still got 2 abs

[fiery breach]

Speak it into existence intellectual

[quartz tiger]

How did we end up w the same payout wtf

[mint lynx]

Your goblins got more weight than mine

0.5 h+r+rbi is the bare minimum

[quartz tiger]

Ahhh I can see that

[severe cairn]

Awwww ok

[mint lynx]

And i flexed

[quartz tiger]

Omm that’s what it is tbh

[fiery breach]

Leiter Jr again fuuuudge

[vapid crescent]

i need fried 6k plz wake up 🙏

[severe cairn]

When I do a 5 or 6 man I flex

[fiery breach]

Always flex

💪

[quartz tiger]

I recommend it too but I never do lol

[fiery breach]

Smh.... U got to I know that money looks great though

[quartz tiger]

This nigga is just hanging em meatballs

He’s getting lucky or Mets are fuckin ass

[fiery breach]

I'm pretty sure he's just getting lucky he got lit up the other day

[quartz tiger]

I never seen bro before tbh

I must’ve missed em

[fiery breach]

Yeah I think he was in for like one inning because he had like five hits in a row

[quartz tiger]

💩

[fiery breach]

Yeah straight trash bag but he's doing all right right now so

[quartz tiger]

Ballgame Dn

[fiery breach]

Oh shit is it nice

[vapid crescent]

do i take yankees ML

hmmm

[primal mountain]

Witt's definitely overrated

[quartz tiger]

Not even bro

He cashed me 😭under ks

[primal mountain]

let me rephrase

he's definitely overrated on overs

lol

[quartz tiger]

Absolutely

[plain spade]

Final picks of the night why we think??

[quartz tiger]

Maybe he’ll snap out of it

[primal mountain]

he used to be so good two years ago

probably he will

maybe like on the last day of the season

😄

[quartz tiger]

When he was ripping doubles

Bro had like 60 doubles and 30 HRS

Fuckin ridiculous

[primal mountain]

yeah, and he was scoring at will

[quartz tiger]

With 40-50 sb

Ppftttt

Bobby damn where do you go

[primal mountain]

and almost every one out of three on-base event...he would steal a base

[quartz tiger]

The golden days before he got his mega contract

[primal mountain]

it's that stupid turtle they got

[quartz tiger]

Bro got comfy now

[quartz tiger]

Wait what turtle LOL

🤣🤣

[primal mountain]

https://www.mlb.com/news/pat-murphy-pocket-tortoise-interview

[quartz tiger]

😭😭😭😂😂😂

Bobby Jr is wicked

Def cursed em

[plain spade]

Fuck it

[ornate escarp]

If ts send me 10

[deep monolith]

How mlb holding up for yall ?

Yall miss nba yet 😂

[severe cairn]

Tailed couldn't find CJ

[quartz tiger]

Hell yea can’t wait for playoff curry

[deep monolith]

You mean play in curry 😂

[plain spade]

Let’s hope it goes well 😂

[quartz tiger]

Wdym nigga

Dubs not making it?

[plain spade]

I did flex

[deep monolith]

They made the play in , they play vs clippers depending on what happens tomorrow lol

[quartz tiger]

I know dat but you really think niggas going home bet

😂🤣

[severe cairn]

We see

[severe cairn]

Ok

[deep monolith]

Ye Kawhi & DG going to go crazy , warriors don’t have butler…they might as well sit curry 😂

Let podz try to drop 30 again lol

[quartz tiger]

DG… lol you think that lil dude gonna go nuts on gp2

Must be drunk brother let’s make a friendly wager

Dubs fasho

[queen mountain]

Little bang

🔥

[marsh coral]

MLB doing me right for now 😂

[deep monolith]

If they play clippers they ain’t going nowhere lol

[primal mountain]

Warriors in 4 if they play the Clippers

[deep monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/clippers-kawhi-leonard-gif-23653957

[floral shoal]

JOSEEEEEEEEE

RAMIREZZZZZZ

[plain spade]

I’m rooting for the Celtics and Denver😭😭

[quartz tiger]

Kawahi n DG not dropping 60+

Only way I see em winning

[queen mountain]

Great start. 3 more 🙏

[deep monolith]

But you think Curry & Draymond can ? 😂

[quartz tiger]

Porzingis fasho

30 ball

We got ourselves our own wemby nigga

Playoffs yk how he turn up

[deep monolith]

I forgot bro was even healthy , that’s how washed bro is now lol

[quartz tiger]

But u trust a dogged out Kawahi to put up 50

[quartz tiger]

Curry and Porzingis both healthy n rested lol

[deep monolith]

Didn’t curry just drop 8 vs kings ? Yea give me Kawhi for 30 😂

[plain spade]

A 14.21 era is absolutely insane 😭

[quartz tiger]

Off da bench

And played 10 mins 2nd half

[plain spade]

Also limited

[quartz tiger]

😂

[severe cairn]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-mv6dTboULq
We see what happens

[deep monolith]

Nahh he started & he had 11 my bad but still idk curry gotta be on some demon shit frfr

He ain’t even 100% yet

We will see

[mint lynx]

Judge botta be banned for life

[livid niche]

Good call ump

[quartz tiger]

Acting like you ain’t seen curry beat jokic, Luka, n Celtics for a ring

[vast warren]

Don’t know who Kyle Harrison is but don’t sell my shit

[quartz tiger]

By himself

[quartz tiger]

Stg bread on Kyle

Must know ball

[deep monolith]

Ye I did see that when he actually had a good team around him 😂

Ngga got injury prone players around him now

He’s also injured himself lol

[plain spade]

Chris bassit why is your era so high 💀

[long oracle]

This ump in the O’s game tweakin, Webb got 2ks tho so that’s good

[remote rapids]

Giants ump tweaked

Catcher is ass to for not challenging

That’s 2 clear Wins On a challenge

[glossy pewter]

mlb is banned for me

and hockey bruh

[vagrant bramble]

please speed I need this

[long oracle]

Fr bro

[marsh coral]

Boston trash?

Kyle Harrison bruh

You couldn’t get ONE K???

[vast warren]

THIS NIGGA HARRISON SUCKS

[quartz tiger]

GIANTTTSSSS

BABBAYYYY

LFGGGG

Go go go go run ts up dawgs

[long oracle]

Webb 3k

[spark kite]

James wood reaches on error then gets hit by pitch😭😭

Give me a fucking break

[scarlet crow]

And chalk judge

[mint lynx]

Ofc judge walks

Man fck the Yankees

And Aaron judge can go Fck himself

[novel shard]

I wish I hadn’t trusted him

[vagrant bramble]

Wow this is chalk walker is gonna chalk it he’s 0/1 one walk

[primal mountain]

I should have never re-depo today

the only thing I won was a refund and a gimmie pick

[queen mountain]

Who’s the guy that said web wasn’t gonna get smacked when I commented

[quartz tiger]

Fuckkk bro

Logan

[queen mountain]

You ok buddy?

[quartz tiger]

Nigga it’s just Gunnar

Wtf you expect you dumbass

Who else is gonna do some tho

Lmk

[queen mountain]

lol

[quartz tiger]

Fill me in goofy

[queen mountain]

Someone mad

lol

[quartz tiger]

Right I’m just saying it’s the best player on da team that did it

[queen mountain]

I see 2 runs

[quartz tiger]

One homerun is not gonna win this game

😂

[queen mountain]

So didn’t someone else score besides Gunnar

[quartz tiger]

Not the difference maker

[queen mountain]

Lmao

[quartz tiger]

Sure but what that have to do w him getting smacked around

Cuz he’s really not

[novel shard]

I won one bet today and it was a hedge and I wanted it to lose so the bigger bet could win

[queen mountain]

He’s given up 2 runs in less than 3 innings already lol

Trust I took giants ml but not gonna take Webb like that

[quartz tiger]

2 hits given up

But alright

Just say u don’t watch baseball

And just look at box scores

[queen mountain]

2 hits a walk a homer and 45 pitches in 2 1/3 mmk

[quartz tiger]

That’s getting smacked up

[queen mountain]

I don’t watch baseball?

[quartz tiger]

??

Nigga obviously not

[queen mountain]

I’m watching the game lol

[quartz tiger]

🤣

[quartz tiger]

I guess opening your eyes isn’t enough

Don’t even understand the sport ur betting on

[queen mountain]

lol well I’m bursting ur bubble but lowkey have giants ml so he better have some innings

[quartz tiger]

U just picked random ass teams today ?

[queen mountain]

I’ve played baseball all my life since I was 3 dummy

[quartz tiger]

😂

[queen mountain]

🤡

[quartz tiger]

Don’t sound like it

[queen mountain]

Whatever. No point in arguing with a guy losing his bets atm

Hope u win bro

I’m losing too so f it haha

And I don’t watch sports yet I hit my only early parlay I played

Lmao

Dummy

[quartz tiger]

I’m only waiting on LoGoat that’s it

[queen mountain]

With a hockey bet too

Hahah

50 pitches so far 2 2/3rds but I don’t know ball I guess

[scarlet crow]

Webb pls get some ks

[mint lynx]

Chalk judge

[upper sand]

Messicks gonna end up chalking his Ks watch

[copper timber]

What y’all think?

[novel shard]

I like the batters. I don’t know shit about pitchers

[plain spade]

Whoever tailed with me were doing so well so far 👍

[mint lynx]

Alr judge

Plz get a hit

[scarlet crow]

One more chance judge

[mint lynx]

They prob gon intentionally walk him

Brewers took the day off tdy

[mental blaze]

Istg Yankees better fucking win

[spark kite]

Ben rice do anything plzz

i shouldve took fantasy but i was on Betr

[versed fox]

⚾️✅🏆

[scarlet crow]

Bro judge is so ass

[mint lynx]

Judge walked again

I called it

[mint lynx]

Not his fault tbh

I just need him to run

[spark kite]

Lol this would be amazing

[primal mountain]

I go downstairs to make something to eat, and I come back to this

Wood and Diaz hit LATE

[spark kite]

Wood got on base by error first then HBP second

[novel shard]

Good win

[mint lynx]

Fckkkk

[spark kite]

Now he had a chance and he greened

[livid niche]

Webb lock in

[mint lynx]

Why is my luck so bad

[novel shard]

Yes he is

[mint lynx]

Judge at 3rd base

[novel shard]

We hates judge

[spark kite]

Bro

Insane

[thick crag]

I was just clicking shit but cus it was protected but it’s actually close to hitting is this Alvarez dude good

[queen mountain]

Cheddar " so you just bet on anything?" Logan webb 4 er before 4 innings 😂

[livid niche]

Chalk webb

[spark kite]

@thick crag may we both cash

[queen mountain]

Dude said I don't know ball. What happened to webb. Called it a hour before the game he was gonna smacked

[quartz tiger]

Defense sold

[spark kite]

Take your time

[quartz tiger]

He shoulda been out the inning

Yo dat too

[thick crag]

Shit I hope so too man I literally know 0 baseball at all

[quartz tiger]

If u was actually watching

[spark kite]

He’s a solid player

[quartz tiger]

I bet on Logan Webb 6 innings and he’s more than on pace for it

[spark kite]

a great player

[thick crag]

Alr bet bet

[novel shard]

I have declared DEFCON 5 and launched a nuke. Nothing short of utter annihilation will be acceptable.

[quartz tiger]

I know you took giants ML womp womp

[primal mountain]

Yordan's a great player, if you don't sit in front of the monitor or TV watching him hit

[versed fox]

Thanks bro 😎
I didnt see our Pikkit Master guru anymore today, I’m guessing the coast is clear now when the bullets are being fired 🤣

[primal mountain]

when he's up....go take a trip out of state or something

LOL

[queen mountain]

He Def cost me the ml lol. But I have sf over 3.5 so just gimme 2 runs next 2 innings

But had loagn for 4ks ✅️

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shall-we-play-a-game-5

[versed fox]

Yordan is money ✅🍀 good luck fam

[spring gate]

what disappointment do i pair with my goat yordan

[versed fox]

🏌️⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️

[hazy parcel]

LIKE?

[primal mountain]

tailed

[severe cairn]

Tailed

[severe cairn]

Tailed

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[spark kite]

Tie it up again 🙏

Lmao

[quartz tiger]

I’ve never seen raffy come up clutch

[mint lynx]

Judge banned for life

Fuc outta here

[mental blaze]

Is the Yankees vs rays game over ?

[spark kite]

They can tie it right here

[primal mountain]

nope

[spark kite]

Might even win

[mental blaze]

I need ts to end

😂😭😭

[primal mountain]

that shit is going 25 innings

[mental blaze]

I need Yankees to end it

Fucking moneyline being a sweat

[spark kite]

Are you even watching

[mental blaze]

No

[spark kite]

Lmao

[mental blaze]

Baseball

[novel shard]

As a result of the multiple ass whippings on slips all chalking by one I have been forced to enact emergency protocols and invoke the power of the Money Tiki to ensure the nuke detonates.

[spark kite]

Tied

[primal mountain]

there are three things guaranteed in life: death, shai at the free throw line, and judge chalking

[mental blaze]

Puts me to sleep

[spark kite]

4-4

[mental blaze]

I see 4-3

[spark kite]

Tied up

[mental blaze]

😭 unless it’s not updated

[spark kite]

Now end this inning plzz

[primal mountain]

yandy hr

[mental blaze]

Yankees gon sell the 500$

[spark kite]

Yep ur cooked

[viral cloud]

Dodgers ML

[mental blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-dicaprio-well-done-applause-gif-13688780714394676664

[remote rapids]

Kwan having an off day

[viral cloud]

Kwan really 0-4

I knew it lol

[spark kite]

Thats game

[spark kite]

SMH

[primal mountain]

wow aranda really did do something

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

⚾️✅

[mint lynx]

Smh

Fml

[strong tundra]

acuña one more 🙏🏽

[novel shard]

Ninmo!!!!!!!!!!! LFG

[mint lynx]

Never again

[novel shard]

Home run

LFG

[mint lynx]

Ts happened to me in the 1st game with judge also

[viral cloud]

wow leadoff homer

slam Dodgers ML

[long oracle]

BANG

[primal mountain]

wow shotanki hr

[quartz tiger]

SHO TIME

LFG

BANGGG

[lunar storm]

lol so yelich decides he doesnt wanna touch bases and also not get striked out

[quartz tiger]

YESSSSIRRRR

[lunar storm]

shits a joke

im chalked

[novel shard]

Ohtani homers LFG

[quartz tiger]

RRAFAGAHGAHHAA SHOOO

[summer fog]

SHHOOOO

[mint lynx]

Fck bro

Feel like crashing

[remote rapids]

Of course he goes yard the day after his bobble head night

They be playing in our face

[viral cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/ohtani-celebration-dance-dodgers-dance-dodgers-hit-celebration-gif-12995013275220323978

[scarlet crow]

Well today was absolutely ASS

[quartz tiger]

How

[severe cairn]

Need Jordan for 3 more Fansty point

[quartz tiger]

Stfg bro

Fuhhhh

[viral cloud]

Fuck me

I should’ve done it

https://tenor.com/view/celly-dodgers-teo-baseball-mlb-gif-11208737683394455315

TEOOOO

[scarlet crow]

Ohtani BANG

Did Webb hit ks

[mint lynx]

Terrible

Im just gonna start betting hitter ks not gon lis

[remote rapids]

What we think 3ks for Jack need him under

5.5

[strong tundra]

yuh

[severe cairn]

Need this to hit

[long oracle]

They need to drop the KBO board

[strong tundra]

hes finna hit

[severe cairn]

What?

[long oracle]

yessir

[strong tundra]

alvarez finna hit that you good

[queen mountain]

Omg bang

Lfgo cle

Dbl up

[remote rapids]

lol who had kwan fantasy

He just cashed that

Walk stolen base run

[mint lynx]

Good luck

[mint lynx]

Thats what we all thought with judge

[queen mountain]

I hesitated and could have took them live at + 200 but got at little over. 1 more

[mint lynx]

They botta walk yordan 2 times and he gon get 3 fly outs

[burnt inlet]

Robbing fan duel cause they didn't let me cash out at a reasonable time and buy cigs and pizza

Haven't even deposited

[novel shard]

That makes two of us

[vagrant bramble]

Baldwin is banned

[plain spade]

WALKER HR!!!!

[burnt inlet]

That's what I get for flexing

[plain spade]

Even if cj didn’t get it still a flex W

[copper timber]

My first bet in like 2 weeks I hope it hits

[remote rapids]

How long is Jack leash

60 pitches

3 inning

[copper timber]

Take rangers ml I know something 😭

[remote rapids]

Pull this why he still in

10 pitch and he loads them up

[viral cloud]

let’s go Dodgers

[limber beacon]

lmao they gnna pull him?

[viral cloud]

run it up

[remote rapids]

Is the bullpen warming up ?

Got some balls to leave him in

[spark kite]

Freeman been respecting coin

[copper timber]

Leiter just threw 3 fastballs down the middle to teo with bases loaded nigga gave up a long time ago

[queen mountain]

I shoukd have just nuked dodgers minus 1.5 but made some plays late. Easy cash

[remote rapids]

That’s his last inning bye bye Jack

80 count through 3 innings

[queen mountain]

Sf just sold my 3.5 tt tho. 2 on 0 outs dbl play lol

[primal mountain]

😭

[lunar storm]

need my boys to come through 🍀

[queen mountain]

Sf sold so bad but I'll take it 2/3

[limber beacon]

Hahahaha

Leiter coming out for 4th?

Or he’s pulled

[copper timber]

Nah he’s done

[sour storm]

So guess who took Jack over but emmet under

[copper timber]

I can see the stat book now 9 outs 72 pitches

lol

[sour storm]

Done betting for a while my luck too bad

[remote rapids]

He’s gotta be done unless there bullpen is taxed

[limber beacon]

This cash chat?

[copper timber]

Ermmmmmmmmm sureeeeee

lol that’s a Vegas decision tbh

[spark kite]

He prob finishes 4th

[limber beacon]

Yeah I can see him getting 6 allowed

Then they pull him

[spark kite]

You best hope they pull him against ohtani

[quartz tiger]

😂💪🫡

Not even stressing lemme see these 2 teams put up 4 more runs pls

[remote rapids]

Make him pay dodgers

For leaving him in

[spark kite]

Yordannnn

[quartz tiger]

@novel shard

Yorddannnn

Nukkkeeee

[limber beacon]

They’ll get him another allowed and pull him

Cuz wtf am I watching

😂

[novel shard]

LFG!!!!!! The Nuke detonates and creates complete annihilation. LFG

[novel shard]

We cash baby!!!!!!

[quartz tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/huevos-marbles-cojones-nuts-coconuts-gif-14679747

[quartz tiger]

Legendary bro GOOD SHIT

[remote rapids]

Coach wanted all 5 all around

[primal mountain]

now I hope they both start walking

🙏

[novel shard]

Yes because I did tail that slip lol

[floral shoal]

BANG ‼️

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[mint lynx]

Did ts random

Idgaf

Im not overthinking ts no more

[versed fox]

Nice job fam!🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆

[novel shard]

Always bro

[mint lynx]

Im botta just start doing sht random

[mint lynx]

Bro lemme tail

[versed fox]

R u fading Tim? He’s dropping heat in here! 🔥🏆

🤣😂🤣

[mint lynx]

I usally tail his picks

Not all tho

Its sum fcked sht with me

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-judge-judge-yankees-new-york-juan-soto-gif-10366544555145080725

[floral shoal]

Man those nukes give me live confidence

Here’s a just bc live lock

For the love of the game

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-run-it-up-gif-5302655332584707092

[proven tapir]

HOLY SHIT BANG

[glossy quail]

damn rescue

crazy slip but thats tragic

[hazy parcel]

Appreciate you brother @novel shard 🤝

[novel shard]

Get the win

[novel shard]

I’m glad it worked out

Appreciate you trusting the nuke

[haughty mural]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-6Vfo6pKNwD

What y’all think?

[hazy parcel]

What a fucking day man make this the 4th slip missing by .5 today 😂😂😂

[proven tapir]

Swear

[novel shard]

Hope it hits bro

[tawny merlin]

3 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER 😎🤝

[novel shard]

Beautiful slip

[limber beacon]

Chat

[glossy quail]

i hate ts they should at least just pay you out for 2

[marsh tinsel]

Thank you TG!

[novel shard]

Boom!!!!!’ Love seeing the win. Thank you for trusting bro

[limber beacon]

Plz Ohtani

Don’t fucking Homer this

Plz just a single and fuck off

[primal mountain]

wow....ohtani ain't walking tonight

tomorrow

he'll walk 10 times

[severe cairn]

Let's go

[lone spear]

They just refunded my whole slip same shit rescue

[lunar storm]

@proven tapir

im so so sorry to break your heart bro

that slip is a refund

😭

ANY rescue on a slip is automatically refunded

[ornate escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/he-doesnt-need-to-know-the-truth-tolkien-black-south-park-s16e9-raising-the-bar-gif-23109951

[novel shard]

Boom, LFG. Thank you @marsh tinsel

[meager tinsel]

Ai almost was right 😭

[lunar storm]

@novel shard

[daring drift]

dm me if 18+ paying $20

[lunar storm]

what does pages have fantasy for ,

?

hes done nothing 😭

[daring drift]

dm me if 18+ paying $20!!

[novel shard]

He got a walk (3 points) stole a base (4 points).

[haughty mural]

Thanks dawg

[severe cairn]

Nice

[floral shoal]

CASH THE LIVE CONFIDENCE BET 🤣😮‍💨✅

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/waiting-6rJ

[limber beacon]

Chat yall ain’t even good baseball too fucking easy

😭

[primal mountain]

no it's not...it's fucking diabolically hard

😄

if winning meant 2/3 I'd be a trillionaire on UD

[limber beacon]

I just hit for $400 on a $50 bet I have no idea what happens on any baseball team but the dodgers 😭

[primal mountain]

i bet $2 to have Andy Pages not do jack shit, and he's with the fucking Dodgers lol

[versed fox]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[limber beacon]

I’m not even on ur caliber plz sir that comment was not towards your $2,000+ lol

[primal mountain]

If Pages hits a HR on this upcoming at-bat, I'll be impressed

[novel shard]

No bro. I didn’t mean anything bad. Every time I try an under the player becomes an all star for the night. That’s a damn good slip

I need to learn that shit

[primal mountain]

okay

ummmm

I take back everything I just said about Andy Pages

😄

[novel shard]

Can we get that walk from Ohtani now please

[lunar storm]

fuck.

[primal mountain]

no

lol

yordan's not going to walk either

[lunar storm]

freeman and muncy terrorist

[primal mountain]

oh shit, there are no outs

I thought there were 2 outs

[lunar storm]

mandela effect

[primal mountain]

okay....PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE BASEBALL GODS, OHTANI

[primal mountain]

WALK

[thick crag]

Cash the baseball play where I just picked players based on their name‼️

[thick crag]

I do this baseball thing

[primal mountain]

I thought you were trying to spell YMCA with their first initials

[viral cloud]

Pages is so good

[marsh tinsel]

Don't be slamming Pages mr crazy Joey.

[lunar storm]

he came thru for those 0.5 hit betters

[primal mountain]

I had to....I needed him to do something

[marsh tinsel]

Worked out. He cashed 2 slips for me. It was glorious.

[primal mountain]

sometimes just talking shit out loud about a player in here works wonders

[thick crag]

Eh I just picked players that I thought had names that sounded like they were good at baseball

[lunar storm]

i need some extra innings

😭

[primal mountain]

I wouldn't mind OT

[marsh tinsel]

Hahaha. I did that with @novel shard the other day on a guy. Started cursing him out in the chat and the guy blasted a homer

[novel shard]

Ohtani will not get the walk

[primal mountain]

nope

[lunar storm]

the one time i pick freeman to get striked he starts hitting every appearance

im sick 😭

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mets-baseball-7

[primal mountain]

that's okay, I took @novel shard slip that he hit with Alvarez, Ohtani and the other guy and did some complete and utter bullshit on my part instead of just tailing it like he had it

[novel shard]

Would have been epic if you took the HR route

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-H5h3UIt8u1

Green #1

[primal mountain]

Tomorrow: Ohtanki and Yordan will get walked a combined 100 times

[primal mountain]

I was about to say that for you

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-Aw1gRMxTGX

Green #2

[primal mountain]

I don't think we'd ever see you again if you did the HR route on the guys

https://tenor.com/2L6e.gif

[novel shard]

Not for a few days anyway

[lunar storm]

i gotta start coming in here often im still in nba chat

my research for baseball so bad coming from nba

[primal mountain]

Fanduel had Yordan singles to hit at 91%

I took Pena singles (he hit then he left the game)

[lunar storm]

rangers tie it here

[novel shard]

This would have been me

[lunar storm]

would bless me

[primal mountain]

burger singles would change the complexion of this game

[copper timber]

Won’t be back for another 2 weeks lmfao idk how yall still do it

[primal mountain]

now if McCutchen hits a HR

then we'll see an Ohtani walk

[visual flame]

if they get to kyle we probably get at least 2 runs in

[lunar storm]

i need some extra innings

rangers have a chance here

[visual flame]

i just got back home how's everyones day been i didn't win shit lol

[primal mountain]

and that's the ballgame

[lunar storm]

my slip might chalk

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-fat-game-baseball-crepe-gif-16746796309537094314

[primal mountain]

McCutchen should retire

or join the AARP League

[lunar storm]

nevermind its over

[primal mountain]

oh shit

it's not over

it's only 2 outs

[lunar storm]

im ngl

that was a ball

😭

[visual flame]

yeah i was like what are yall on lol

[lunar storm]

treinein def threw a ball

they just couldn’t challenge it

[visual flame]

now i will say evan is bad enough you might as well call it game

[lunar storm]

should i just save my funds tomorrow

[visual flame]

yes

[lunar storm]

nba is gonna be bad and mlb might just rinse me

[visual flame]

if i come in with some actual heat and not just bullshit i might be able to snipe with the pitchers tomorrow

oh shit jansen hitting he might do something

[lunar storm]

jansen homer would feed

[visual flame]

nope not today sad days for us ranger fans

[lunar storm]

😢

enjoy my $10 vegas

[visual flame]

i do think if we actually trade for players that aren't absolutely dog shit at this point in there career we could be good but until then we stay mid af

[primal mountain]

yay I have play money tomorrow

whew

[lunar storm]

need that 2023 lineup

not whatever this little league rotation they got

[visual flame]

oh my god if we had anything talent wise to that i would move to texas

[gusty ice]

Snell is coming back soon

Can’t wait

[visual flame]

you still got a while he probably wont be pitching an actual major game for a month

[gusty ice]

nobody is beating the dodgers

11-3

Wow

[gusty ice]

True

wait actually dodgers could lose since sasaski is on the mound tomorrow 😭

[visual flame]

i mean that's not too bad give up a game if teams would do that more often they wouldn't have 10 game loss streaks

[novel shard]

Had a bad start to the day but hit a nuke to recover

[visual flame]

glad to see yall out here doing good i need to find out what it is i'm not looking at to make the difference from day to day

[novel shard]

It was a lucky play bro but I did invoke the Money Tiki too secure the win

[visual flame]

i was close on a few just off by a touch on some of them others i was nowhere close lol

[novel shard]

Let’s get some wins tomorrow

[primal mountain]

Yordan better not walk

or I'm going to cry

[timber sage]

CASH THAT SHIT

[severe cairn]

Nice

[primal mountain]

Yordan swung at ball 3

[versed fox]

🏒🥅🏒✅

[lunar storm]

can’t believe i went 0/2

my cortisol is at an all time high

https://tenor.com/view/highcortisol-cortisol-meme-high-lowcortisol-gif-2216104945888327921

[timber sage]

U running basketball tmr?

We up

[lunar storm]

hell na