┆⚾・baseball

[foggy spoke]

yep it’s over twin

GGs

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[sour storm]

I needed 6 he got 6…….

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-EUwaG4tux6

[foggy spoke]

Ok you didn’t Chalk GGS

[viral cloud]

Tatis is buns

[short pendant]

Bang

[fiery breach]

Judge walked

[primal mountain]

OMG I GOT ONE FINALLY

yESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[foggy spoke]

🤯🤯🤯

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/theres-nothing-here-but-hot-singles-in-my-area-moira-rose-2

dammit stanton

up to Nimmo now

[visual flame]

i feel this i hardly take him but my god going 0 for 4 will get you banned

[drifting bronze]

Hope one of you hit With judge

[trim pilot]

no sweat

gave up two but his pitch count was still super low

[novel shard]

LFG, Rice, Rice baybee

[hazy parcel]

Murakami pleaseeee

One more hit

[primal mountain]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-pUy4UKp68p

[solemn tangle]

🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳

[viral cloud]

cash it

[hazy parcel]

Pain

[undone orbit]

Anybody got anything

[novel shard]

Guess who tailed

[trim pilot]

Great start mackenzie

keep it up

[primal mountain]

Omg stanton

[visual flame]

he's so trash for no reason today

[primal mountain]

His subscription to PEDs Daily must have run out

[tranquil raft]

F YOU STANTON! lol

[visual flame]

yeah cause he hasn't hit anything with even the slightest amount of power

[tranquil raft]

I swear...these players are like "everyones hitting...but CaC bet on me...so I am not gonna hit"

lol

[tranquil raft]

Will Warren screwed me on my walk bet lol

[fiery breach]

1 down

[visual flame]

stanton banned for a month

[tranquil raft]

copy that

https://klipy.com/gifs/copy-that-call-1

[viral cloud]

wow Phillies

[trim pilot]

gore ugh

[viral cloud]

everyone but Adolis smh

[fiery breach]

Me too

[trim pilot]

4 up 4 down and then a single and HR

[fiery breach]

Walka! walka!

Walk alerts!!!!
Pretty much every pitcher is on my radar honestly...

I like:
Jeff springs
Christian Javier
Eury Perez ✅
Michael lorenz✅

Maybes:
Joe boyle
Michael king❌
Sonny gray❌

Numbers say:
Will warren ❌
Brady singer

Welp that's why they were maybes

[trim pilot]

lorenzen is getting shredded

[novel shard]

Tatis is now banned along with every other padre. They suck

[primal mountain]

put Stanton on that list

[visual flame]

to be fair he was projected at like 70% chance at giving away a homer

[novel shard]

Will do

[primal mountain]

Why did the Pirates put Cruz in leadoff?

now he's going to suck

[viral cloud]

Phillies batted through the lineup

still the 1st

[visual flame]

yeah 3/3 before today mf couldn't hit a baseball to save his family lineage

[viral cloud]

Omg TREA

was so free

[trim pilot]

padres offense is as streaky as they come

[sour storm]

Omg Rockies lmao

[trim pilot]

they got lorenzen throwing a yes-hitter my god

[viral cloud]

Trea has a double and single so far

in the 1st inning 💀

[trim pilot]

lorenzen should've never left kansas city

straight baller there

[sour storm]

I almost took his under fantasy I should have

[visual flame]

damn this game is as bad as when the braves picked up cal quantrill last season and he gave them like 4 homers early

[trim pilot]

I almost took him as a sleeper strikeout over 😂

aight texas I need some run support because a gore QS looks slim rn

[sour storm]

I just need gore to 17 PO

[trim pilot]

gore 35.5 fantasy pts

after that 2 run HR i'ma need at least one of those win or quality start boost

unless he strikes out literally everyone

[eager axle]

@primal mountain thank you

[sour storm]

I GOT CADE HORTON FOR PO AND HE GETS HURT

MY LUCK WITH THIS SHIT IS INSANE

[visual flame]

wasn't he hurt like most of last season too

[trim pilot]

carter hit that so damn hard jung couldn't score lol

[sour storm]

Yea I’m done for the day try again tomorrow

[trim pilot]

tie game in arlington

lfg

gore win looking good again

[zealous raven]

What happened to Horton?

[drifting bronze]

Waiting for later games ngl

[trim pilot]

don't know yet

pulled in the 2nd

[sour storm]

And pitchers don’t qualify for voids on PrizePicks lmao

[trim pilot]

they really gotta start making pitchers eligible for rescue

[sour storm]

This shit is dumb as fuck

[drifting bronze]

😭 damn bro

[trim pilot]

especially if it's the 2nd inning like

[zealous raven]

Will ud void him?

Underdog

[trim pilot]

pitchers aren't eligible on UD

[zealous raven]

That’s so wild

[sour storm]

So a pitcher can throw 5 times get hurt and if you have over it’s GG that’s fucking stupid

[zealous raven]

Damnnn

[trim pilot]

i'd understand no rescue on hitters

but pitchers is dumb

[sour storm]

I got him on a $875 slip man that shit just ruined my day I’m done for the day

[zealous raven]

Does sleeper void pitchers

[trim pilot]

singer is getting lit up

even his outs are loud

he's gonna be due to give up a ton eventually

[spark kite]

Rigged bro how is Horton out

Bet on him for 2 walks , he walks one then gets replaced instantly

[sour storm]

Got hurt

[trim pilot]

his arm is done

[sour storm]

Sleeper is trash

I’ve had $200 sitting in there for 2 days I can’t take out

[trim pilot]

he didn't even try to throw a warm up pitch after

horton had a big arm issue last year that made him out for the playoffs

[spring gate]

A’s and Astros over 15 a crazy pull?

[trim pilot]

his mph dropped by 4 MPH in the span of an inning

[sour storm]

Man that shit just blew me I would have taken someone else

[viral cloud]

Adolisss

bang

[hazy parcel]

A Murakami walkoff right here to cash me would be cinema

[trim pilot]

konnor griffin first AB is an RBI double

good for you kid

[viral cloud]

let’s go Ryan

[wet tendon]

What else you like for later

[hazy parcel]

Intentional walk im sick

[trim pilot]

3 hits in 2 and a third for gore man this is gonna be sweaty

[viral cloud]

I haven’t looked at the other games I’m probably gonna wait for nba

[trim pilot]

bryan woo save my life

[hazy parcel]

Need

[trim pilot]

angels strike out more than anyone

matchup is there

[viral cloud]

I cashed this out after they made it 5-2 in the 6th inning 😭

[hazy parcel]

Horton really got hurt first inning wtf

Idek if they even void that

[viral cloud]

Lorenzen legacy game

wow Cruz

[hazy parcel]

At least my pirates ML is looking good

[primal mountain]

nvm about Cruz lol

[silk marten]

Send to me bro

[drifting bronze]

https://x.com/onlyparlays/status/2040159355593445413?s=46&t=b37zVYidp5wCPhGkKTqrNQ

JB 🍀 (@onlyparlays)

Schwarbs and Harper at Coors for ALL the coin! 🙏

X · Apr 3, 2026, 8:07 PM

Damn i need my pairings to be that good lol

[sage pelican]

Anyone know what actually happened to Cade?

[novel shard]

Schwarber you can join the HR festival anytime now

[thick crag]

U guys fw this slip

[eager axle]

https://tenor.com/view/feeeeedmore-fedmemore-gif-18884946

[sour storm]

Hurt his arm or something 2nd inning

Need 2 more PO from gore

[primal mountain]

wtf is elly doing?

he's not supposed to do that

😄

[sour storm]

1 more out Gore come on

Should have took your Ks but we move

Gore with 9Ks my goodness

[trim pilot]

FUCK YEAH MACKENZIE

WAY TO DIG DEEP

DIDN'T EVEN NEED THE QS AFTER UR BEAUTIFUL ASS GOT THOSE K'S

OR THE WIN

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/screaming-screaming-man-1

[hazy parcel]

Cmon Lowe!

[fiery breach]

Squad goals

[queen mountain]

2 down

Contemplated schrawby bomb but played it safe

[novel shard]

If you know you know

[cobalt saddle]

@fiery breach teach me your ways😭

[novel shard]

He’s an auto tail

[fiery breach]

Just look out for my post I post everyday walk alerts

[cobalt saddle]

Will do

[fiery breach]

Walka! walka!

Walk alerts!!!!
Pretty much every pitcher is on my radar honestly...

I like:
Jeff springs
Christian Javier
Eury Perez ✅
Michael lorenz✅
Joey cantillio ✅

Maybes:
Joe boyle
Michael king❌
Sonny gray❌

Numbers say:
Will warren ❌
Brady singer

[novel shard]

The streak stays alive. Thank you Schwarber

[cobalt saddle]

Y'all got any late ones for tonight? For like a solid two man?

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[fiery breach]

Singer out?

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[hasty pike]

I need a chase HR 🥹

[fiery breach]

Is Brady singer out?

[hazy parcel]

Pain 🫩

[cobalt saddle]

Actually might run Jeff and Christian for a 2 man

[fiery breach]

I would

[cobalt saddle]

They both look solid

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-qIyaiWhDFI

Payout sucks

I'd also do strikes over 3 for both

[naive needle]

Did they green or not ?? If anyone knows cuz my stuff tripping

[novel shard]

I need you bad Ninmo.

[trim pilot]

bryan woo if you can hear me

[craggy spire]

Send me home big dog

[trim pilot]

saw someone in here needed a ryan o'hearn fantasy pt

brudda just hit a sac fly you cashed

[viral cloud]

Ryan bang

[craggy spire]

Vlad only had 1 base

[naive needle]

Thanks bro 😎

[gilded halo]

any upcoming mlb slips?

[primal mountain]

GOOD JOB NIMMO

[spark kite]

Bum ass horton man

not voiding pitchers the biggest scam

[novel shard]

Ninmo!!!!!!!!!’

Finally a nice drone strike hits

[floral shoal]

BANG ‼️ CASH IT

2/3 today

[hasty pike]

Let’s fucking gooooo

[vast warren]

Gore Ks was free

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/celebrating-major-league-baseball-we-did-it-wenceel-pérez-parker-meadows-gif-12740402826041183981

[snow zenith]

Are we serious

[drifting bronze]

damn

[silver acorn]

I’m afraid we are

[fiery breach]

My walk god is pitching today!!!

[craggy spire]

Trevor get a run man everyone getting one

[novel shard]

Which player?

[silver acorn]

I wish I was good at sports betting

[craggy spire]

He was on 3rd base 😭

[fiery breach]

@silver acorn how long you been betting for

I don't want to convince you to keep losing money but sometimes you have to find something that you're good at betting on something that you want to pay attention to because some of the s*** you have to others you can just go with the hot hand

[primal mountain]

KC/MIL game postponed

[wet tendon]

Anything for later?

[drifting bronze]

Good, i need to search some shit up soon

😭 took a break yesterday

[novel shard]

Nice thanks

[novel shard]

Working on research now

[novel shard]

Weather is crap in KC

[drifting bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-aww-cute-love-so-cute-cat-gif-292935567208914472

[hasty pike]

4 down 2 to go 😈

[fiery breach]

@gilded halo where is your link

[gilded halo]

sending it now

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-Au34TFArfx

[misty geyser]

🙏 good luck

[spark kite]

Should’ve been straight cash.

[gilded halo]

copy this ladies n gents we get squad boost💪💪

[fiery breach]

I approve this message

Walka! walka!

Walk alerts!!!!
Pretty much every pitcher is on my radar honestly...

I like:
Jeff springs
Christian Javier
Eury Perez ✅
Michael lorenz✅
Joey cantilli✅

Maybes:
Joe boyle✅
Michael king❌
Sonny gray❌

Numbers say:
Will warren ❌
Brady singer❌

Last 2 for the day see if I break even.... Just to be clear we'll Warren and Brady singer were not on my radar I only chose them because of the numbers

[fiery breach]

Clark might be your downfall I do like him on defense though

[primal mountain]

i hope the numbers I've been analyzing will go in my favor 🙏

https://tenor.com/bIVc6.gif

[foggy spoke]

IS JUAN SOTO DUE FOR A HOMER?

https://tenor.com/view/plis-dont-let-my-ass-gif-13520942

[fiery breach]

My risk lol

Don't copy lmao

I'm an athletics fan

[drifting bronze]

Bruh when did they add this bs ?

[fiery breach]

Daaaaamn

[drifting bronze]

Was gonna join y’all but sorry bros 🥀

[drifting bronze]

yo i’m trail you guys but before i do 2.5, i doubt it might change but

idk ^

this is javier

[gilded halo]

take him 1.5

[fiery breach]

Last year when I did I had to head with these two they threw four each

That was last year though who

[drifting bronze]

😢 I cant on draftkings sadly

[hazy parcel]

Tailed but added some of my fav plays to it lol

[violet meadow]

Aranda…..

[gilded halo]

i like this

can u send the prize picks link

[keen ermine]

Thoughts?

[novel shard]

Ammo builders incoming

[wet tendon]

Who the 2 you trust?

[drifting bronze]

This should hit right 😁

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-haha-gif-16493621245761075453

[gilded halo]

everyone snd them mlb slips in !!

[floral shoal]

Last for the day

[novel shard]

Tailed it

[drifting bronze]

Same

Lets cash bros 🙏

[half dock]

Took Woo under 41.5 FP

[gilded halo]

thoughts

mixed slip

[floral shoal]

Let’s get it boys 🙏

[novel shard]

Has as good of a chance of winning as any other slip posited in here. Visualize and manifest your win

[sly pebble]

twins can get it

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-vp2fOeHW3t

[viral cloud]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-LKyE7kmAB3

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-p5ZgveoWKr

[primal mountain]

let's see what happens (it's flexed)

let's see also what happens with this (not flexed lol)

[fiery breach]

Mike trout is 0 and six versus Brian Woo

[primal mountain]

well, here's to the other three hitting

lol

[fiery breach]

But the last time I said this it was ohtani vs woo and ohtani hit a hr

@primal mountain

[primal mountain]

what was Ohtani vs Woo before he hit the HR?

0-?

[fiery breach]

5

I think

[primal mountain]

well, I flexed it because I really don't want to win $9,500 on 1 dollar

lol

[fiery breach]

Lmao that would be amazing though

[primal mountain]

minus 28% supplemental tax

[fiery breach]

1 walk for Jeffrey

Nick was going for a hr

Christian 1 walk down

Rooker should have just taken that walk

[floral shoal]

Why not

[cobalt saddle]

Anyone got a live prop

Like a solid person you trust

Im trying to move this streak

[drifting bronze]

Im live bet sotos

Fucking boost needs to be live

lmao

[floral shoal]

Let’s get it 🤣

[cobalt saddle]

They took him off😭

[viral cloud]

Soto single ✅

[drifting bronze]

😂 fucking hell they up it ode

[wet tendon]

Am I cooked?

[drifting bronze]

Should i take mets ML

Early to tell

[primal mountain]

Looks like Clark wasnt my downfall after all 🤣 🤣

But everyone else on that slip is

[fiery breach]

Lmao sitting here watching the game and I'm like watch denzell hit and nobody else

And sure nuff this As game trash

[sour storm]

Yea this is why I never take unders

[fiery breach]

Why did they not count that last walk from Jeffrey springs

Did he hit him with the ball was it intentional

[primal mountain]

geezus

the A's/Astros game is nothing but walks

lmao

[drifting bronze]

Lmao soto props gone

[misty geyser]

He’s out of the game injured

[drifting bronze]

😭 tragic fuckkk

[misty geyser]

Real

[fiery breach]

That's why I called walk for those two

[solid stratus]

Cal lol

[floral shoal]

Soto man

[gilded halo]

possible?

[fiery breach]

Calor Correa would have been walked he swung and missed 2 balls

Pause

[gilded halo]

pause

[primal mountain]

PLAYBACK

lol

[drifting bronze]

Is anyone on the giants going to get a hit 😭😭

[primal mountain]

Yeah, Patrick Bailey

😄

[cobalt saddle]

Jeffery springs PLEASE one more walk😭😭

[fiery breach]

Maybe not both but

[cobalt saddle]

😭

[violet delta]

Man wtf😭

[cobalt saddle]

What is it with my luck these past couple days

[violet delta]

Now an acuna discount gon sell too

[fiery breach]

Walka! walka!

Walk alerts!!!!
Pretty much every pitcher is on my radar honestly...

I like:
Jeff springs
Christian Javier ✅
Eury Perez ✅
Michael lorenz✅
Joey cantilli✅

Maybes:
Joe boyle✅
Michael king❌
Sonny gray❌

Numbers say:
Will warren ❌
Brady singer❌

broke even... So far... Just to be clear we'll Warren and Brady singer were not on my radar I only chose them because of the numbers

[fiery breach]

Clarke again

[teal burrow]

How are the Astros playing?

[novel shard]

These late games are so ass I don’t have to worry about any more bets tonight

[fiery breach]

@teal burrow like shit

[drifting bronze]

semien homerun

😭

[fiery breach]

@novel shard about to start looking for walk alerts for tomorrow

[drifting bronze]

Bro

Another homerun

[novel shard]

I’m doing ufc research right now. NHL next. I’ll do baseball first thing tomorrow

[fiery breach]

Might def follow ur NHL I hate doing fights cause I suck at it... Heard that though

Astros pitchers suuuuck

[next quail]

woo playin good now

he started off sleepy

[hazy parcel]

As have 10 ! 😃

[fiery breach]

Sorry yall

[long oracle]

double up

[devout delta]

any live mlb?

[violet delta]

Nvm at least I won one

[novel shard]

I just did this

[violet delta]

For +200 that’s ass ngl

[hasty pike]

I need a Shea Home run

[hazy parcel]

Not a normal day without losing a parlay by .5 for $300+

[sharp elbow]

I’m depressed

[cobalt saddle]

Woo just killed my streak

[long oracle]

he’s only at 75 pitches, he should go back out

[cobalt saddle]

Springs is killing me 😭

[viral cloud]

wow yordan is out

[snow zenith]

Nolan was perfect through 5 omg

[viral cloud]

they better rescue him

[snow zenith]

Something about pitchers in late night games

They be so locked in

[thorn raven]

So soto getting voided or naw?

Like damm bruh

[fiery breach]

Daaaaamn bad misses on the walks tonight my bad... Jeffrey springs was just doing a good job..

[primal mountain]

🤣

Soto's getting rescued

[cobalt saddle]

Well Springs...

[keen ermine]

lol mclean ends with 4ks of course

[signal pelican]

Bryan woo not getting that 7th k huh

[drifting bronze]

Yeah this is probably cooked

😭

[trim pilot]

bryan woo you SEXY MOTHERFKER

[viral cloud]

wow Julio

[trim pilot]

Quality start will go through at the end of the game

[viral cloud]

Yordan got pulled 😭

[novel shard]

Houston damn near swapped out their main stars

That’s gonna impact a lot of slips

Won’t help losing slips but probably screws winning slips as they now should get refunded

[drifting bronze]

Gg’s my shit is fucked

[viral cloud]

Adell is doing nothing

last time I bet on an Angels player

[spark kite]

Ass

[sacred sand]

Wow lucky!

[timber sage]

that’s sum bullshit

took him for fantasy😭

[short pendant]

Wild already

[gilded halo]

do i still get paid

[glossy quail]

no

[gilded halo]

refund atleast

😓

[floral shoal]

Soto void?

[glossy quail]

refund wit gimme pick i think

[gilded halo]

ahh okay

[foggy spoke]

mane 💔 why my brudda didn’t play 😢 he woulda banged for sure 💥

[ocean hound]

Where the half way ppl at we need a meeting im cashing today I got 2 more picks to go 👀👀👀👀👀🫣🫣🫣😑😑😑

[fallen pivot]

You sure

[somber turret]

Good luck today. I see the bots having fun this morning

[somber turret]

Why so many bots lol

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-TrmSJiBeKf

[craggy spire]

🕊️

[cobalt saddle]

Looks solid I'm running it

[marsh tinsel]

Not asking for much from these guys

[cobalt saddle]

Fr like if they don't clear that's low-key just pure laziness 😭

[spark kite]

Yesterday was the day to cash now today might be shit

[marsh coral]

Who are the best pitchers today

[craggy spire]

Ran it for the boost GL 🙏🏾

[novel shard]

I put $115 on it

[novel shard]

I’m trying to report them as fast as I see them. Sheesh. They were busy

[craggy spire]

What yall think

[novel shard]

I don’t mind it

Vlad is so over due

[craggy spire]

That’s what I was thinking

[novel shard]

He started slow last year also

[craggy spire]

He might even get a homer today

[marsh coral]

@novel shard yk anything about this dude? Is he a closer

[long oracle]

He’s a opener, only gonna pitch 1 or 2 innings

[marsh coral]

Right on… Now is he any good? 😂

[long oracle]

Don’t know much about him, I would just stay away, so much more better spots

[marsh coral]

Thank you for saving me from myself😂

[plush stump]

💣💣💣

[eager axle]

Favorite 2

[primal mountain]

vargas and turang

[long oracle]

let’s have a good Saturday💰

[novel shard]

Wouldn’t touch him. He won’t pitch but maybe an inning and Bluejays were tough to strikeout last year. Not sure about this year but there are better opportunities on the slate today

[dreamy kindle]

I got some baseball research, message me for the research. (Not a bot, not a scam, not asking for money)

[eager axle]

10-4

[marsh coral]

What would you do with this info 😂

[dreamy kindle]

You asked if there was anything about him. Come to a conclusion for yourself

[marsh coral]

Say less 🫡

[dreamy kindle]

Any other pitchers you'd like stats on?

[marsh coral]

I really just need to know what good pitchers are out there today

[dreamy kindle]

@marsh coral

[fallow sky]

luzardo

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-do-what-we-do-darius-kincaid-samuel-l-jackson-hitmans-wifes-bodyguard-lets-do-what-we-know-gif-21612881

[dreamy kindle]

Judge primed at home today? 🔥

[visual flame]

i like freddie today just hope his numbers support the play

[craggy spire]

Thought Jack started ass for a min but he saved it

[visual flame]

lets go keith now someone get him home

[balmy vortex]

Luzardo getting 16 PO

[trim pilot]

Bro may got smoked

[balmy vortex]

?

[trim pilot]

104.4 mph comebacker to the shin

[visual flame]

sucks but i dont think it'll effect his pitching . . . he's stil ass

[trim pilot]

stays in and strikes out the tigers best hitter rn

while I have mcgonigle's fantasy pts over and may's strikeout under lol

[visual flame]

rookie hitter isn't impressive if he can do it against the whole team i'll be impressed

[trim pilot]

torres double

1-0 tigers

knock this fool out before he can farm k's

[visual flame]

cash colt keith in the first

[trim pilot]

kerry SEEYA

[visual flame]

holy scary kerry

[trim pilot]

everyone but mcgonigle jfc

[visual flame]

like i said may is ass

[silver acorn]

Kerry carpenter

[primal mountain]

dammit I knew I should've went with Torres again

[trim pilot]

may career was over when he got that TJS in '21

[proven tapir]

Kerry bonds

[visual flame]

damn i went with keith just cause his numbers looked decent and i like him in a lead off spot

[silver acorn]

Wow

[craggy spire]

Damn Cardinals

[trim pilot]

what the fuck is this 😭

[long oracle]

18

[long oracle]

a hr streak wtf

[trim pilot]

all luzardo does is spam sinkers and sinkers at coors are horrid

[proven tapir]

I always do em

[craggy spire]

I need cardinals hitters to be ass as they pitcher

[long oracle]

Hell yeah whatever floats ur boat

[proven tapir]

And then regular lines after just need that boosted payout

[trim pilot]

may strikeouts under still gonna chalk wow

unless he just keeps getting lit tf up

[craggy spire]

U ever get close on 1 before?

[proven tapir]

Yeah I’m always one off

Hopefully Witt comes through tho he’s due

[solemn tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

Dustin May is mikolas 2.0

[trim pilot]

miles mikolas who throws harder

at least there was a span for the cardinals where mikolas was actually good may just blows 😭

[visual flame]

was about to say at least mikolas can throw well may is just inconsitent

[trim pilot]

caught stealing saved me from him possibly getting a 3rd k in the first

[trim pilot]

flaherty erratic asf

lfg

2nd HBP already

42 pitches in 2 innings just what I needed

somehow 0 hits

[craggy spire]

Jack be scaring tf out of me. Man be having 2nd and 3rd base loaded don’t know what’s gonna happen 😭

[trim pilot]

forgot how dogshit the tigers are at putting the ball in play

chalk may K under

[trim pilot]

HOLY SHITTT PUT THE BALL IN PLAY MAN

HOW DOES HE HAVE 4 K'S ON 5 OUTS

[marsh coral]

@dreamy kindle

Ik he was good for something…

@novel shard couldnt avoid him ik he was free for something

[dreamy kindle]

Ayee good shit! 🫡 Again, I show you and you do what you want with it 🤣 clearly you wanted to use it to make some money 🔥

[viral cloud]

let’s go Brice

[marsh coral]

Soon as I seen him Ik he was good money… just wasn’t sure what to take… so I figured if he doesn’t pitch too many innings hits allowed was the best option💯

[primal mountain]

let's get rid of a couple of these bots

there you go....gone

😄

[primal mountain]

I took Vargas' HRR 🙏

[viral cloud]

he’s got another hit in him

[trim pilot]

how the fuck did I survive that may strikeout under 😭 🙏

need colt to walk or some shit so I can get mcgonigle to cash on a sac fly

[trim pilot]

flaherty u16.5 outs ✅

mcgonigle 1 fantasy pt all I need

[marsh coral]

Who good w/ nrfi props in here?

[solemn tangle]

Jordan Walker grand slammmmmmm🚀

460 ft

[craggy spire]

Jack sold tf out of me in 1 inning 😭😭😭😭

[visual flame]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

last season he did it to me a ton so i feel ya

[dreamy kindle]

Go cards!!! 🔥

[novel shard]

That’s being a smart gambler. You saw an angle and took it

[marsh coral]

Yes sir 💯

[primal mountain]

thanks @novel shard for this one

[craggy spire]

Man that shit don’t feel good at all. Bruh was looking cash than boom 5 runs 😭😭

[visual flame]

he almost always will start good then for some reason he'll throw like shit right around 4-5 innings in even if he doesn't have a high pitch count

[viral cloud]

Everyone but Brice

I was going to take Yelich too smh

[vapid crescent]

got $900 on the bluejays vs sox game over 6.5 total score 🙏

[primal mountain]

I have Brice HRR too

I'm hoping he'll do something when their relief pitcher comes in

I'm going to go to the bank

lol

usually, when I run an errand....players hit LOL

[novel shard]

Royals are ass today

[simple ferry]

Turang needa lock in

Here he comes mf better do something

[eager axle]

Neither got shit wtf

[primal mountain]

ugh turang

[simple ferry]

GODDAMN UR SO TRASH TURANG

3Ks .. just send his ass to rehab

[trim pilot]

mcgonigle gonna .5 me bruhhhhh

somehow need him to get another ab

either need 3 tigers to reach or the cardinals to score some runs and force a bottom 9

[novel shard]

Need the royals and Toronto to wake the f**k up

[spark kite]

Imai K’s?

[novel shard]

Yooooo Yelich, save some meat on the bone for Turang. Sheesh

[cedar loom]

yo

[hazy parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/gbesav-garnett-angry-phatearl-kctino-gif-11663158572959215218

Turang

[cobalt saddle]

@marsh tinsel I guess the
5 man didn't turn out what we hoped😭

[marsh tinsel]

Baseball has been absolutely brutal so far with a ton of guys.

[cobalt saddle]

Fr Im so tired of this losing streak it's killing me💀

[somber turret]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-skenes-pittsburgh-pirates-mlb-pirates-gif-2698132593657602233

[visual flame]

i'm already on to the next games these look damn near done

[proven tapir]

Ain’t no telling when Bobby Witt or Riley Greene sorry asses will go yard

[viral cloud]

Vlad homer

[cobalt saddle]

I'm so done😭😭😭 I second guessed putting that down today

[viral cloud]

Murakami Homer

[hazy parcel]

Why couldn’t Murakami do that yesterday instead of missing by .5

[novel shard]

We are chasing

[long oracle]

Murakami is him

[cobalt saddle]

Low-key wanna tail but like I think if I lose again I'm quitting for a month 💀

[novel shard]

Pick your spots. I’m literally have 20 bets already placed

[gilded halo]

link

[novel shard]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-EJR073PVEA

[cobalt saddle]

This may seem dumb but wym spots?

[novel shard]

Pick the time when it feels
Right to bet and with the players you feel will cash.

[craggy spire]

Bobby

[trim pilot]

YESSSSS

I JUST CASHED ON AN ABS LMFAO

[cobalt saddle]

Ohhhh okay 👍

[trim pilot]

game is stuck on the 4th on UD for some reason but I just cashed

[novel shard]

Drone strike launched

[trim pilot]

mcgonigle walk in the 8th on an ABS overturn 😭🙏

it was a miracle he even got another AB

[cobalt saddle]

Do y'all think turang is cooked?

[silent chasm]

The first 10 Persons to Send me a re-questtt now will get a 6man slip to win $30k plus tonight. Let's hit tonight@everyone

[hazy parcel]

Need Ammo for CBB and this mf can’t hit shit

[cobalt saddle]

I swear

[proven tapir]

Man can turang or Witt plz go yard fuck

[cobalt saddle]

I need him to do something

[proven tapir]

Turang and Witt fucking sucks

[cobalt saddle]

Turang has been quiet asf

[hazy parcel]

Should have one more AB

[proven tapir]

He needa go yard last ab

[cobalt saddle]

I pray he makes something out of hit

[hazy parcel]

I just need literally anything lol

[fiery breach]

Luis Morales will get 2 walks today I also think Irvin will get 2 but I'm late

Alaska wakes up late

[vapid crescent]

yes sirrr

what's the next nuke

[primal mountain]

Easy peasy

[cobalt saddle]

Turang should have one more appearance

[vapid crescent]

Gonna take glass goat live K soon

[viral cloud]

noo Mookie is hurt

[vapid crescent]

is he out

[hazy parcel]

Great start 😮‍💨

[viral cloud]

yea

[vapid crescent]

oof

unlucky there is no injury insurance in baseball basically

😭

wats the play

[hazy parcel]

Good shit brother

[vapid crescent]

i wish there was alternate lines

not mad at it

[hazy parcel]

For total runs?

[vapid crescent]

i used to use fliff but i'm in CA so they basically banned it

yea

[hazy parcel]

Kalshi got it

I know that

[vapid crescent]

total runs for soccer games too the dont have it

[viral cloud]

BOBBY

[vapid crescent]

kalshi odds are so bad unfortunately because of their system it's not like regular odds like books

[hazy parcel]

True

[craggy spire]

I’ll take it

[floral shoal]

Cash if tailed 🙏🔥

[vapid crescent]

how do u get cash out option on player picks i've never gotten that

[remote rapids]

Needed that rbi Ohtani

Had a man on 2nd

[spark kite]

Imai K’s

[viral cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/freddie-freeman-dodgers-dodger-celebration-mlb-mlb-celebration-gif-17256010514076435146

[cobalt saddle]

Turang in the hole

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-Z19OJtbj3v

Who's coming with me

[cobalt saddle]

I am, let's see what happens

Turang is up PLEASEEEE

[viral cloud]

Turang banned 💀

[proven tapir]

Turang so fucking ass

[cobalt saddle]

HES ON THE BAN LIST

[primal mountain]

Holy hell hays went over hrr

[visual flame]

damn irvin went over his er fast

[trim pilot]

Bruh rain delay in a 9th inning 5 run game 😂

Just call it bro

[cobalt saddle]

@fiery breach one more and we're good

[primal mountain]

😭

[cobalt saddle]

LETS GO CHEF

GREEN

[fiery breach]

Cash@cobalt saddle

[fiery breach]

Bang

[plain plover]

Less gooo

[cobalt saddle]

Chef is the man

[plain plover]

I chalked

[fiery breach]

Naaaa I missed alot yesterday... 2 should have hit they d9nt count intentional walks though...

[primal mountain]

Yordan anything other than walks is chalked

[fiery breach]

Lol

[primal mountain]

Omg they walked him 3 times...fucking chickenshits

[fiery breach]

Especially verse the A's

If you got a good player on your team and you're going against us expect him to get walked

We let the league in the walks last year

Lead

[primal mountain]

Problem with that theory is....

Everyone else is hitting and getting on base

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gary-oldman-everyone-gif-14317847

[fiery breach]

True.. I mean he's trying to walk some of these guys they're just hitting it outside the zone

[remote rapids]

Fkn othani getting painted with 2 outs

Need a rbi

[floral shoal]

No idea bro

[fiery breach]

Only some states have it

[cobalt saddle]

Chef lemme know when you cook up something good

[hazy parcel]

Yordan walked three times so far lol

[floral shoal]

That’s two‼️🔥

Cash if tailed

BANG ‼️

[trim pilot]

glasnow live 18.5 outs under was so free

either the dodgers are blowing them out and he gets pulled to save him or he gives up a shit ton and gets pulled regardless

[half dock]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-eKHJs7iYdF

[cobalt saddle]

What your confidence level?

[vast warren]

Oneil Cruz chalking my shit

[cobalt saddle]

@half dock max Meyer is the only one who seems worrying, why did you add him to the slip?

[gilded halo]

i was thinking the same

rest look good

[half dock]

Honestly wish I had a good reason, but just a gut feeling I guess lol

[cobalt saddle]

Naw you good though I get it

I'm probably gonna run the slip without him

[gilded halo]

if you do send link

i got this cooking

hockey tho

[cobalt saddle]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-XSg0A8aHxT

[gilded halo]

tailing

[gilded halo]

we confident in it?

stats look crazy

[novel shard]

So yesterday Astros sucked ass and today it’s oakland. These teams can’t just play decent every day

[proven tapir]

Everybody I bet on just turns into dogshit the day I take the over I guess

[primal mountain]

I DARE YOU, A'S

WALK YORDAN AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

https://klipy.com/gifs/bet-dare

[proven tapir]

Can Brent rooker stop being fucking trash

[novel shard]

I’ll save everyone today. Just send your bad juju to me.

[primal mountain]

i can't believe it

[tidal halo]

Tucker s/o ?

[primal mountain]

i haven't seen anyone get walked this much like Yordan Alvarez since Barry Bonds was playing for the Giants

[visual flame]

he might end the game with like 6 walks

also do the A'ss not believe in getting any decent pitchers

[primal mountain]

Why aren't the A's relegated to the Turkish League?

[cobalt saddle]

I'm really confident and stats back it up

[primal mountain]

if there was only such a thing has relegation in MLB....this sport would be exciting

[gilded halo]

just locked it in💪

[visual flame]

for real they bringing down my division lol

[gilded halo]

might try to cook something either mlb or hockey

3man

[primal mountain]

Happinging right now....the Las Vegas group that brought the A's to the city

[cobalt saddle]

Bet

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bUzXN.gif

😄

[vapid crescent]

they couldn't let irvin go out there for one more inning 🫤

[hazy parcel]

I swear to god man

[primal mountain]

no, you have a chance

you don't have a chance if you took his total bases

A's are basically doing a "Hack-A-Shaq" on Yordan

Walk-A-Yordan

[vapid crescent]

my bad beat yesterday $50 -> $1k

missed by one pick

[visual flame]

got imai looking like a cy young candidate

[gilded halo]

should i take it

[hazy parcel]

Tempted to cash out cause I’ve dealt with this past two days but idk

[primal mountain]

cash out....something is better than nothing

[vapid crescent]

take pitchers

[gilded halo]

like who

[plush stump]

Need a HR Ontani next AB 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[vapid crescent]

luzardo

[gilded halo]

for what line

[vapid crescent]

K's

thats what i would take

[visual flame]

it's crazy these guys are called pros and over half of them can't hit a baseball

[primal mountain]

😭

look at this bullshit by the A's

[visual flame]

it doesn't even make sense it's not like yordan was going to be the reason they lost lol

[primal mountain]

"Yordan is the best player on their team....walk him"

meanwhile, the other 8 players

https://tenor.com/bADAO.gif

[gilded halo]

what’s that on underdog

ion know shit about pitchers

is that strikeout

[primal mountain]

but we learn, and we file it in our memory

because I'm taking his walks next game

and he'll hit 4 HR's

just watch

[visual flame]

i gave the A'ss one last chance today if langeliers doesn't do anything i'm putting the whole team on the shelf

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930

[hazy parcel]

Cmon yordan this your chance

[plush stump]

Ontani getting a HR u think?

[hazy parcel]

YORDANNNN

CASHHHH

Ammo for tomorrows big slates !

[gilded halo]

idk i’m very confident in this

anyone have any opinions

[eager axle]

https://tenor.com/view/boi-aint-no-way-boi-gif-22591242

[primal mountain]

OMG they actually pitched to Alvarez and he got 2 HRR

[vapid crescent]

Let’s ride 💀

Why not

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hes-got-a-pair-ill-give-him-that

[hazy parcel]

I got Sal hitting a homer 🙏🏻

[vapid crescent]

vazquez should be out for another inning

[fiery breach]

I was gonna share this but I wasn't confident in imni.... But I have one for later

[long oracle]

he had 11 two strike counts without a k and hooked. I’m sick to my stomach💔

[visual flame]

tatis with 4ks to match yordans 4 walks today 😂

[fiery breach]

Where the link for this...

[primal mountain]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-0jYACn12x1

[fiery breach]

Walk him please

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ill-allow-it-4

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-XPwy8yeoX9

[silver salmon]

Athletics suck 😭😭

[fiery breach]

Yes we do

Vegas here we come baby

Get us some money

New team

[vapid crescent]

the really took out vazquez bro

😭

he was cooking

[vapid crescent]

they took out vasquez bro

[primal mountain]

weird....his pitch count was still optimal

unless they were just trying to get him to qualify for the Quality Start

[vapid crescent]

very lame he got 3 straight outs and bottom lineup coming and they take him out

[primal mountain]

I hate taking pitcher props

[vapid crescent]

still

[primal mountain]

I'd rather take Yordan 3-point makes over a pitcher prop 😄

[vapid crescent]

i hope the padres lose now

[primal mountain]

yeah, they just took him out because he qualified for QS

no need to for him to give more runs to the other team

[primal mountain]

WHERE"S THE BEEF, I MEAN....THE LINK?

😄

[half dock]

De La Cruz o1.5 hrr?

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-6MFmvQGt2m

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/blGMkLMRKLy.gif

[half dock]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-9sJ0UmzTdb

[primal mountain]

yordan gone

😭

[fiery breach]

Noooooo

[remote rapids]

Fuck Ohtani

Gambling as mf

[primal mountain]

this could've been Yordan if he wasn't yanked

[remote rapids]

Every time he came to the play it was 2 outs

[novel shard]

My two highest paying slips both went green with the exception of one player. Sadly the same player. Soderstorm who is no longer on the game because the As suck ass

[fiery breach]

Yea we trash lol 😂

[visual flame]

whole team banned they will not sell another slip of mine

[vapid crescent]

Ty Red Sox

[jovial kraken]

Huge win guys am i right

[novel shard]

Like how do you go from scoring runs one day to can’t even get on base the next day

[visual flame]

really makes no sense how they had one of the best offenses last year pretty much have the same roster and can't hit anything now

[novel shard]

Today thus far

[primal mountain]

guys, at least this isn't the NBA where blowouts happen in the 1st 5 mins of the game

actually, we've done okay this week

from all the hits I've been seeing

[visual flame]

yeah now they happen in the first 2 innings but nah you right

[fiery breach]

It's the mlb where 90% of the game might be walks

[primal mountain]

at least we're not hanging ourselves in this channel pre-game like they are in the NBA channel 😄

[fiery breach]

Maybe they tell our players to duck idk

[primal mountain]

last year, it was 90% singles

this may be the year of the wok, I mean, WALK

[visual flame]

yeah i at least have hope for some players here and there just some teams i'm done betting on for now cause it looks like they just can't hit

[fiery breach]

Lol for my team at least

[spark kite]

I

[fiery breach]

Super teams killed it

[visual flame]

redsox and padres included

[primal mountain]

are they done building the stadium in Vegas yet?

[fiery breach]

Not yet almost at halfway point

[proven tapir]

Brent rooker so fucking booty man holy Shit

[primal mountain]

It's at the old Tropicana lot, right?

Strip traffic is going to be fucked

[fiery breach]

I think they had built a whole new lot for it but it might be the Tropicana

I don't know the A's just swing at everything

[primal mountain]

they'll probably have a FanDuel bar there, like they do at Wrigley

I'm going there and making slips LOL

[fiery breach]

Yeah they're going to have a whole setup... I think there's going to be a whole street of bars it's like a walking Street

[wet tendon]

Judge getting walked today?

[vapid crescent]

Orioles winning over pirates ?

[primal mountain]

https://x.com/memechaotic/status/2040227852117848481?s=20

chaotic memes (@memechaotic)

You can't make this up.

X · Apr 4, 2026, 12:40 AM

🤣

[manic dust]

Gotta love an intentional walk

[primal mountain]

no way they share the same birth day, 12 years apart

https://x.com/TheZodiacGM/status/2040249441148359082?s=20

The Zodiac GM (@TheZodiacGM)

Pretty wild coincidence-- Max Muncy (Dodgers) and Max Muncy (A’s) share the exact name, same birthday (8/25), play the same position 3B, and play in the same state-- born 12 years apart.

Both Virgos-- can’t make that up.

Max Muncy (Dodgers) Virgo with Scorpio moon

Max Muncy

X · Apr 4, 2026, 2:05 AM

[primal mountain]

one down, two to go

one down, two to go 😄

[trim pilot]

keep going marlins 🫡

[fiery breach]

Max and soroka going over 2 walks maybe 3

[long oracle]

down to luzardo💰

[primal mountain]

it's all up to you now, Ben Rice

[fiery breach]

@primal mountain down to Ben rice and jazz

[primal mountain]

we just need Simpson and Jazz

[fiery breach]

Ah I that Simpson got that 5.5 already

Only the 2nd though

@primal mountain

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/roger-roger-3

[mint lynx]

Everytime i bet on Yankees they 💩

[mint lynx]

Lowk i ain’t realize how free pitching outs was

[mint lynx]

Most of the times they go over if they dont get pulled

[long oracle]

Glasnow got sweaty asf ngl

[mint lynx]

Not really tbh

[long oracle]

Bro was at 100 pitches

they had a mound visit too

[cerulean pine]

My shit cashed i had
Elle de la cruz over 1.5 hits + runs +
Rbls and ryan weathers over 4.5 hits allowed

[primal mountain]

NOW TURANG DOES SOMETHING

SHIT

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-were-right-all-along-kyle-broflovski

[fiery breach]

Thought so.. I was wondering because on mines if they haven't hit it yet it still shows up and when they do hit it it doesn't show up

@primal mountain

[spark kite]

Weathers trash

[fiery breach]

Max is doing better than I thought he would...

[cobalt saddle]

Looking Shakey

[hazy parcel]

Of course turang covers HRR the next game lol

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/get-it-9

[fiery breach]

Just need roupp

[hazy parcel]

Need Yankees to get hits off meyer but he just walking these dudes

[primal mountain]

OMG RICE

WTF

[fiery breach]

Max Has his number wait till Max comes out

[cobalt saddle]

Chef I'm tailing you on everything from now on😭

[mint lynx]

Fck i knew it

[primal mountain]

why do fools go 3-0, and don't even take a swing at a BONAFIDE STRIKE

stanton couldn't even muster a contact hit

[mint lynx]

Yea chalk meyer hits

Fml

Betting is so rigged

[primal mountain]

wow, COL starting pitcher is out already

[mint lynx]

This guy was 19/20 in allowing 5+ hits

I knew it was Vegas

[fiery breach]

Walka walka

Don't let Vegas see

[spark kite]

How nice of Weathers to let his former team win by giving 3 runs ❤️

[severe cairn]

Hopefully I win in baseball

[fiery breach]

I took him for under

He never finishing an inning

[somber turret]

Yankees playing bad. They can't get any hits

[primal mountain]

I wonder who got hurt

[fiery breach]

Alright jazz... We just need a single

Well....

That was fast

[primal mountain]

😭

[novel shard]

These baseball players are all ass

[visual flame]

damn how many times they gonna hit yandy today

so glad i decided not to bet anymore after the earlier chalk cause wtf is today

[novel shard]

I haven’t won a single slip today

Had 4 chalk by one making me wish I had flexed

[visual flame]

brother i feel that none of mine have come close

these guys couldn't hit even if they played with a t at the batters box

[primal mountain]

wow...judge got on base

[primal mountain]

me neither

[gilded halo]

@cobalt saddle are we cooked

[novel shard]

Anything can happen if your player has another at bat left

[spark kite]

Am i cooked

[primal mountain]

wow Bellinger hr

I needed a single from him

😭

[novel shard]

Arizona diamondbacks entire team needs to be on the back of a fucking milk carton

With the Oakland As

[visual flame]

i cakled reading this

[novel shard]

Shits pathetic. Multi millionaire getting paid to hit the ball and can’t do shit against mid-tier pitchers

[primal mountain]

come on stanton

bring home some rice

shit

[visual flame]

that's the thing that gets me about today it's so many bad pitchers and like no one is hitting anything

[novel shard]

The only difference between me and them is I’m not getting paid. Fuck I can strike out for free

[primal mountain]

Okay

Jazz.....HIT THESE GUYS HOME

DAMMIT

Chisholm....you are one fucking stoopid ass amazing player

he's brilliant....just brillant

[visual flame]

i think the crazier part is i don't even know half these reliefs today like who are yall getting struckout by cause hardly any of the starters reached their k amount

[primal mountain]

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YOU SWUNG AT BALL 2

[visual flame]

that shit so far off the plate you wouldn't even need to challenge

[marsh coral]

@novel shard in ur option how does Emerson n Jack start of the game?

[primal mountain]

Jazz right now, minus the contact

EXACTLY....YOU HIT LIKE SHIT

[visual flame]

i always forget about this until you bring it back lol

[novel shard]

Not sure what tou mean