┆⚾・baseball

[primal mountain]

OKAY PEREZ TIME TO HIT A DINGER

[solemn tangle]

Free double up

[keen fractal]

These mfs on KC swinging at balls 😭

I just need one more walk 😭

KC MANE 😭

[burnt sequoia]

As a twins fan that will be free

Sim can’t locate

[keen fractal]

cuh not if they keep swinging at ts 😭

[burnt sequoia]

It’ll happen

[keen fractal]

damn yall know this nigga ainnit 😭

[burnt sequoia]

He’s a solid pitcher just needs to work on location(he don’t have it so far in his career)

[keen fractal]

Worddd

[primal mountain]

I had a feeling Wallner was going to hit a HR

😭

[versed locust]

his line for the under was 1.2x some reason I felt it was a trap

so i took the over 😈

[keen fractal]

Damn cuh sent that hoe 😭

Some of these niggas can’t see why tf he just swing at ts 😭

eye sight bad

😭

KC field hard af 😭 waterfalls at the back

[primal mountain]

GOOD JOB ISBEL

Isbel's still rocking the H2H against Richardson

[keen fractal]

😭😭😭😭tf

Cuh better not early exit before he get 1 more walk

[lone ridge]

Free money cmon bux Izzy Homer 😮‍💨

[lapis egret]

and witt hits the ball twice but gets out twice

great

[keen fractal]

Witt trash he don’t do shi but swing at bs

😭

[smoky drift]

3+ bases is the new home run prop

[primal mountain]

buxton is

https://tenor.com/nvsPTkkSDIk.gif

[lunar storm]

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-fat-game-baseball-crepe-gif-16746796309537094314

[novel shard]

All my slips with Buxton on them right now

[brazen hearth]

Another donation from me 🤦‍♂️

[novel shard]

I see Witt and Pasquantino got the message that they were heavily bet on.

Selling bad

[brazen hearth]

Buxton you’re BANNED

[primal mountain]

I think Buxton turns it around when they change pitchers

Buxton needs to be hitting like 6,7

[keen fractal]

yooo why tf KC keep swinging at bs 😭

[primal mountain]

his BA is better when he's down the order

[keen fractal]

mane just one more walk 😭

hitting pop ups and shi

[primal mountain]

why do I get the feeling Jeffers is going to send one right now

nvm

LOL

[keen fractal]

😭😭😭

[primal mountain]

dammit bell

[keen fractal]

yo I cannot make ts up 😭

This nigga swung and let the mf bat go amateur ahh nigga 😭

coulda knock sb out boe 😭

they done let this mane warm up nomo walks 😭

he kno they biting on bs so he confident wit his punk ahh

[drifting bronze]

anyone for hits i should take ?

live rn

[primal mountain]

nothing I can think of

[lapis egret]

if witt can get 1 hit here i have a chance

https://tenor.com/view/scrunchy-dog-awkward-smile-awkward-dog-awkward-smile-gif-9213649634949817456

[mint lynx]

Ngl shohei due for a homer tdy

[lapis egret]

okay witt is up

and witt gets out again

great

smh

[keen fractal]

Oh wow this Richardson nigga cuh fuck you

😭😭😭 nigga warmed up

now

[novel shard]

Witt, wtf you doing to all of us right now. Not cool man. Lock that shit in

[lone ridge]

How you get doubled out with a runner on 2nd 😂

[hazy parcel]

Buxton is chalking my parlay so bad rn

[drifting bronze]

Wow man

[novel shard]

wtf are you doing out there Buxton

[drifting bronze]

Im fried bit these players gotta be higher than me

*but

[primal mountain]

what's weird is that Witt is a career .301 hitter in the 2nd spot

how he can't own Simeon is beyond belief

[novel shard]

Why does the earliest game always go off script? Don’t these mofos know we have hard earned money bet on them

[hazy parcel]

Ima crash out

Both these guys getting pulled 100%

Bubic MIGHT have one more in him

[mint lynx]

Thats why i never put bread on ks

[keen fractal]

mane wtf Richardson come on my guy one more walk 😭😭😭ik you got it in you

[hazy parcel]

Richardson prob done

[keen fractal]

Cuh don’t say ts gone head 😭

watch aht 😭

[primal mountain]

yeah he's done

[hazy parcel]

Replaced just now 💔

I’m sick

[keen fractal]

😭😭😭😭😭

oh hell nah 😭

[hazy parcel]

Royals keep bubic in for one more inning pleaseeee

[keen fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-purge-purgetime-gif-27009903

yk what we came for 😭

gon be at Richardson door tn

[hazy parcel]

Man yesterday I ain’t take a single pitcher and they went off and I take mfs today and I get hooked twice

I’m sickkk

[keen fractal]

Every pitcher I took last time for Ks walked at least 2 ppl 😭

now all of a sudden 😭

it’s KC fault tho they swing at the dirt 24/7

[novel shard]

Time to martingale

[primal mountain]

COME ON BELL

YOU OWN LYNCH

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

OMG BELL

[patent solstice]

Doooookie

[primal mountain]

Come on Cag....get a single

[novel shard]

This game is beyond words

[primal mountain]

mommy

that was terrible

[novel shard]

Collins with a homer

[primal mountain]

it's opening up for the Royals a bit

Witt's gonna get something

come on witt

you're 1/4 against this pitcher

ugh

[lapis egret]

and another hit for an out

o my goodness

man ima just wait for basketball to start :/

[primal mountain]

omg royce

how the f do you have an OPS of over 1.000 and you're swinging like that

need OT

😄

[blazing tulip]

Ranger bring it home for me

[brazen hearth]

Yeah mlbs not gonna see a slip from me for a while

Definitely not free like everyone said

[lone ridge]

Cmon bux🙏🏾

[lone ridge]

Hits and Ks is the money everything is a sweat unless the pitcher is just bad

[novel shard]

This royals/twins game was straight ass

[lapis egret]

witt hit the ball 4 times and all were out

not looking good for me with baseball so far ;/

[mint lynx]

Early games always the worst

[novel shard]

How is this already dead. Was supposed to be free. @primal mountain said so

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/drstrange-one-2

remember, somewhere in the multiverse....it hit already

😄

https://tenor.com/bDwKB.gif

i'm not re-depoing for awhile

one more slip left

[simple ferry]

😭😭

[brazen hearth]

Fuck mlb

Finna switch to tennis

[novel shard]

Hahaha, OMG that floored me

[simple ferry]

Did Bubic get a quality start?

[novel shard]

Making more “Winning Bets” after all my early locks chalked

[simple ferry]

he did let’s go 💯

[modern kraken]

Should I bet on Toronto money line?

[simple ferry]

yea

We can only hope they don’t chalk

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/80Rh.gif

Watch me hook that slip

😄

[queen mountain]

Kyle Harrison 4+ ks?

[primal mountain]

I needed a single, Edwards

not a damn double

[violet meadow]

damn it i had henderson homer but i went w wiemer instead

why dont i listen to my gut

[sour storm]

Yikes

[novel shard]

And the chase begins

[sly pebble]

QUICK

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-okgll4sXO2

[crystal ermine]

**⚾️ MLB best Goblin 😈 😈

Bobby Witt Jr. Over 0.5 Hits+Runs+RBIs 🔒
George Springer Over 0.5 Hits+Runs+RBIs 🔒
Vladimir Guerrero Jr Over 0.5 Hits+Runs+RBIs 🔒
Bo Bichette Over 0.5 Hits+Runs+RBIs 🔒
Shohei Ohtani Over 0.5 Hits+Runs+RBIs** 🔒

[drifting bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/sheen-gif-11503506469982527610

[trim pilot]

Had taijuan walker over 1.5 walks and he's pitching so shit he's gonna get pulled before he can even get it

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-pwBbzuzVWS

[brazen hearth]

Flex or max?

[marsh tinsel]

I didn't flex

[brazen hearth]

Ight

[bold spindle]

Lmao they ain’t pull bro yet

He getting his ass fucked up

That t walker dude omfg

[mint lynx]

Holy sht the philles stink

[violet meadow]

Damn wiemers hrr cashed

Gimme a homer 🙏

[bold spindle]

They are getting roasted

[violet meadow]

Deep fried even

[sour storm]

Bryce elder about to hoe me

[little palm]

Fuck. Clay Holmes pitch count too high

[sour storm]

Ass

[primal mountain]

Finally o'hearn and edwards hit singles

[soft basin]

Do underdog reboot pitchers

[simple ferry]

Man bluejays better lock the fuck in

[surreal dirge]

Would Cody Ponce be rescued?

[sour storm]

Don’t think so

[vestal quiver]

Does underdog reboot or void pitchers when injury

Oh nvm seen someone
Ask

[solemn tangle]

Ezy cash

[lyric saffron]

I hope so, sleeper voided him

[surreal dirge]

yeah bc i have one lineup with him but everyone else hits

[lyric saffron]

Usually underdog is cool about voided stuff like that, we shall see

[surreal dirge]

okay

[little palm]

@dawn urchin clay bsing

[vestal mauve]

Who gonna win blue jay or wat

[dawn urchin]

Sad times. Only positive about MLB 162 games so plenty of chances for a rebound

[violet meadow]

Wdf. Did wiemer lose his at-bat

Because of that

[little palm]

Need quick outs man

😭

[floral shoal]

Shea better hit a homer

[trim pilot]

I've lost literally 32 straight parlays the streak is finally over 😭🙏

[lyric saffron]

rip

[surreal dirge]

dang thats tuff all good then

[quartz tiger]

Banggg

[simple ferry]

Man leave it up to the bluejays to be down 4-1 against the Rockies 😭💔

[mint lynx]

Bro the rockies d.a botta beat the blue jays bru

[novel shard]

Sure why not, because everything else is going swell

[simple ferry]

Bluejays selling so big

wtf

trash ass mfers

[primal mountain]

have you hit a complete slip yet?

[novel shard]

I’ve hit probably 90% of my picks

[primal mountain]

oh?!

that's great!

[novel shard]

It’s that oddball 10% I manage to stick on every slip

[primal mountain]

oh shit

😭

[novel shard]

So I haven’t won a single one yet lmao

And these dudes have had multiple chances to cash

[novel shard]

Here is one I’m sweating

[candid lintel]

No picks ?

[novel shard]

But I’m losing shit like this

[little palm]

@dawn urchin that mf better not hook😭

[remote rapids]

Blue jays the most fraud 3/0 team

Getting spanked by Rockies

[primal mountain]

welp vladdy singles chalked to high shit

[visual flame]

all the A'ss are banned after today

[novel shard]

This my ass right here trying to find a slip that won’t chalk

[lunar storm]

rockies 9 blue jays 1

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-fat-game-baseball-crepe-gif-16746796309537094314

[little palm]

Clay Holmes hook😭

[primal mountain]

Vladdy one more AB

[little palm]

CASH CASH CASH CLAY

[primal mountain]

everyone on the Nats has a damn hit

lol

Phillies have shit

watch, tomorrow, Vladdy's gonna have 4 singles

[simple ferry]

BLUEJAYS ARE ASS

BAN THEM TO THE MINOR LEAGUE

[novel shard]

Bro I so want to nuke this

[floral shoal]

Send it.

https://tenor.com/view/red-button-spam-press-button-click-gif-17367381

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bCVfs.gif

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-im-not-trump-weird-horse

[novel shard]

I sent in a drone strike

[floral shoal]

Let’s get it 🔥🔥

[wise wasp]

cool lil cash

[primal mountain]

yeah, time to take a break 😭

[trim oak]

This cashing?

[novel shard]

Should have been a monster day

[lunar storm]

bitch fuck you dont you see my boy joey just got fucked by vladdy

[vagrant bramble]

I need over 0.5 ohtani walks

First attempt was trash

[hazy parcel]

Alright dude

[hazy parcel]

Corbin just hit too lol

I’m sick

Stfu do you not see what I just went through???!

[lunar storm]

same here cuz

think we might need to take a day off to refresh 😭

[hazy parcel]

Ong

[lunar storm]

went 0/4 lost $40

[hasty pike]

I did it again

[severe skiff]

Fuckin bum

[glossy quail]

is picking off a runner a pitching out?

[simple ferry]

yes

[lunar storm]

as long as the pitcher on that mound

it’s an out

[timber sage]

Ik u cashed today lemme hold sum

[lunar storm]

how do i even tell you

[timber sage]

😭

[lunar storm]

we bounce back soon 😭

[violet meadow]

Tatis is so buns

[umbral galleon]

ngl they shoulda challenged two of his hits

[novel shard]

A number of quote “Superstars” are starting out like straight trash

Some of the mofos look like they are selling. Baseball better not be shit this year

[hazy parcel]

So we all got hooked today?

Mf like me got hooked three times im immune to any type of heartbreak

[spring gate]

baseball don’t lose to vegas

[hazy parcel]

One time I bet dodgers

Gotta love it

[zealous lodge]

I gotta start watering down

[lyric saffron]

2 mans bro

[lunar storm]

^

[primal mountain]

and by Arraez

[primal mountain]

yeah.....did you get anything yesterday?

Dodgers ML 😭

[hasty pike]

Adam Oller finished with only 5 .. let’s goooo

Finna run this back ☺️

[novel shard]

Only thing I got was this from underdog

[novel shard]

I got absolutely rinsed yesterday with Underdog kicking my ass like the school yard bully. Today is payback. We will win money back.

[lunar storm]

i get a max ammo on friday aka direct deposit

[patent solstice]

We bounce back today

[primal mountain]

I'm going to be on the sidelines today....watching y'all

but I'll re-depo tomorrow for the morning games 🙂

[long oracle]

Every pitcher went under ks wow

[hasty pike]

They did

[tranquil raft]

lol, start of the season and Baseball has not done me any favors when it comes to betting. I need a win lol! I will tail someone today as my picks have been trash

[scarlet crow]

Is this pitching or batting

[quartz tiger]

Batting lol

[primal mountain]

I wanna bet on people's number of slip wins today

~~o0.5 ~~ o10.5 slip wins @novel shard

[spring gate]

cheddar cheese wuts the word

[stiff turret]

https://x.com/i/status/2039024735141392426

Jay Cuda (@JayCuda)

are u averaging more than 1 run per game

X · Mar 31, 2026, 4:59 PM

[novel shard]

Did you not see I pulled the smell of napalm gif out. It’s game on today bro. I’m about to cash big

[quartz tiger]

Shittt Brodie

LoGoats day

Gilbert n Webb🤣🔥

[quartz tiger]

Now we are

Starting today

But yea take that NRFI

We not scoring in da first

[gaunt tinsel]

degroom POs look so free

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/GiB6.gif

[novel shard]

SB play (flexed)

[lilac pendant]

Me @fading timber

Let me c some

[drifting bronze]

y’all seen the no homeruns parlay?

crazy

[novel shard]

HR Parlay

[hazy parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-monday-mondays-happy-monday-back-to-work-gif-17997672043445850880

Time to chalk

[primal mountain]

I'll tail this on the free dollar at Fliff

[hazy parcel]

Tailed with a little twist to it

[novel shard]

Let’s twist it

[little elm]

Does ohtani’s FS count for pitcher and batting, if he’s doing both in same game? Lol

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-bFNYmqI0dO

[quartz tiger]

I fell for it

I had to take it

[lyric saffron]

I took his fantasy score

[drifting bronze]

https://x.com/betslipbenji/status/2038995870805262833?s=46&t=b37zVYidp5wCPhGkKTqrNQ

Benji. 💵 (@BetslipBenji)

NO HOME RUNS? 👀

3 games with weather conditions that should affect bats. Let’s give it a try. 🤝🏽

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:04 PM

So everyone doing these now

[gaunt tinsel]

theres no way he doesnt get 15 POs

thats 5 innings

[novel shard]

I think o5.5 is reasonable

[lunar storm]

i think just pitching

he’s the starting pitcher today

[primal mountain]

🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀

[lunar storm]

could be wrong though i never knew how that worked

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bZAsW.gif

[novel shard]

I need to find a singles slip in your honor for today

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bruce-lee-bow-4

[primal mountain]

I see all these slips you're making....you're not waiting for official lineups?

[novel shard]

Early game lineups are out

Those early slips are lotto tickets (HR and SB plays) and ammo builders. Once lineups drop I’ll send in the drone strikes

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bQOHx.gif

[patent solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/f22-missile-air-force-fighter-jet-gif-27431989

[novel shard]

Ammo builder squad booster https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-Zv3weTXeFh

Ammo builder

[lapis dune]

who got sum fire nrfi props??

[stiff turret]

The lower number is his hitting fantasy

[novel shard]

I’ve got 15 bets made for today. The wins will happen or else

[stiff turret]

Good luck

I have like 8ish

[thick crag]

Is the baseball taco good

[glossy quail]

gl today yall 🍀🤞🏻

les eat

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-DGkvo6qMy5

[frank rain]

Nice streaks!

[thick crag]

Goddamn nigga wtf

Genuinely would be watching the game with a near heart attack

[glossy quail]

preesh gang gl today

[glossy quail]

be like that 😂I cashed this 3 days ago aswell

[thick crag]

Damn bro gs

[marsh tinsel]

This may be the one.

[novel shard]

Get the wins bro

Drone strike on this one

[flat dagger]

Anyone like Hunter brown discount

[novel shard]

For what category?

[hazy parcel]

Good luck everyone!

[hazy basalt]

Does Shohei pitching fantasy count to his fantasy points?? 13.5 is a lot for batting only??

[primal mountain]

nope

it's not enough

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/angry-gary-oldman-E1b

[upper perch]

Max Freid 6 strikouts

[burnt sequoia]

What we think?

[primal mountain]

i gave in and re-depo'ed 😭

[hazy parcel]

Last bet before work. Good luck everyone!!!

[upper perch]

Ronald Acuna Jr. For 1 hit and judge for HR

???

[upper perch]

Who we like for HR RODAY

[floral shoal]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-uGKT1K2LQV

Another

[upper perch]

Garcia and CJ a for 2 hrb

???

[floral shoal]

You can combine that yeah

I can see it happening

[upper perch]

Okay

DO I NUKEEE IT DO I RISK ITTTTT

@novel shard @floral shoal

Wytttttt

[floral shoal]

I dont bet on pitchers

[upper perch]

Okay

[floral shoal]

Everything else looks nicey

[novel shard]

Only send nukes on 2-3 man plays. Less chance they don’t annihilate for maximum destruction.

[floral shoal]

3rd of the day

[novel shard]

Where is the link

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-run-it-up-gif-5302655332584707092

[novel shard]

18 bets, we have exceeded maximum safety levels

[novel shard]

Dear lord make him stop

[lapis dune]

is max scherzer over 5.5 K’s bait???

[floral shoal]

Give me a bs long shot for fun

[floral shoal]

Who gonna chalk me? 🤔

[lapis dune]

i feel like his line low asf that’s why😭

[visual flame]

yall going crazy with the slips today

[visual flame]

fine this is mine you goons

[novel shard]

Let’s see how fast I chalk a slip today

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/emperor-70

[novel shard]

It wouldn’t feel right if I didn’t let Ely chalk one

I just saw how bad all my slips are starting

[visual flame]

you aint the only one lol

[novel shard]

Are these mofos really still selling almost a week into the season

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/well-it-wouldnt-be-the-first-time-doc-mullins

[bitter yew]

what’s moves

[novel shard]

Normally I don’t panic until the 3rd or 4th at bat but these dudes all suck nuts

[bitter yew]

what’s picks

[visual flame]

i panic as soon as i put the slip in

Zeke homer lets go rangers

[visual flame]

damn o'hearn

[dry stone]

Any1 gotta lock

[visual flame]

this kid is getting shelled pull him out it's awful

seager not even trying this mf bout to be banned he keep doing stupid shit

[dry stone]

So lower?

Under or nah imma tail

[dry stone]

?

[visual flame]

idk i wouldn't tail me pick one of the other guys in here lol

[dry stone]

Ok

[primal mountain]

come on schwarber

walk not home run you jerk

lmao

[visual flame]

lol

[remote rapids]

You had one mf job turner to get on base for the Kyle bomb

[visual flame]

deGrom is so fucking good at baseball

[novel shard]

Yes!!!!! Suck it UD, I drew first blood

[visual flame]

wait rooker actually got a hit

[hexed tundra]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-dqYIPdW67g

[floral shoal]

Rooker wanna do shit when you don’t bet on him

[visual flame]

shit i took him today hopefully he does some more he's holding the A'ss future in his hands today

[floral shoal]

BANG ‼️

Cash if tailed

[primal mountain]

and that's it for today

lol

[viscid bane]

Lmao the day I dnt pick Pete tht mf hit a HR

[visual flame]

lets go seager you actually did something

[primal mountain]

Now i need like 55000 more TB From him today and ill be good lol

[visual flame]

hey at least you got your schwarber walk

[novel shard]

Ok, nobody panic, everyone relax. This has life

[raven spoke]

Who’s in with me on the next picks tonight. Send me a wave 👋 lfggg

[novel shard]

Are you kidding me. This mofo really struck out with the bases loaded

The absolute worst “superstar” in baseball

[lunar storm]

yup typical performance from selly de la cruz

hes done touching my slip

he did that to me the other day

[novel shard]

I made that slip as a joke but when the other two cashed I was like wait a minute and now this trash bag gonna sell

[lunar storm]

still a bit of ball left just gotta pray he comes thru

[visual flame]

bangeliers

[lapis egret]

white is 1-6 im done /:

[visual flame]

lets go jansen

got me that seager leg

[novel shard]

Some dudes showing up today and some still in never-never land with tinker bell

Yes, cash a second one

[visual flame]

i'm just happy my teams winning

wish i had taken happ for a walk like i originally saw shit was too easy

[novel shard]

The Mets and Brewers need to wake tf up

[sharp elbow]

I hate Max

Bro sold so many 2 strike counts I needed one k

To cash my bets pretty much

[mint lynx]

I took max so smh

Pitching outs is the way to go fr

[visual flame]

lets go turang

[sour storm]

There’s been plenty of times I’ve took PO and they cashed SO

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[trim pilot]

lost because stupid ass wyatt langford misjudged a ball to let in 2 runs

[karmic dagger]

Wondered why you keep loosing?. There's a secret in talling that y'all aren't aware of, h!t me up, don't waste that hard earned money. I got you 💪✅

[visual flame]

no you didn't

it still gives an extra 5 for the win

[remote rapids]

All this shit rigged

Clear as day a walk

[trim pilot]

degrom got pulled right after at 4 2/3

[raw spoke]

Cash elly

[visual flame]

oh damn

[trim pilot]

you need to go 5 for a win

[visual flame]

yeah you right that sucks but it should at least be a qs right

[trim pilot]

fucking pissed he had 0-2 bases empty 2 outs in the fifth and couldn't get out

QS is 6 IP

[visual flame]

damn yeah forgot about that shit is terrible

trust i'm a rangers fan and he's not my favorite player

[visual flame]

wow you actually won this

[quartz tiger]

Yea he back on ban list

He was on it last year cuz the rangers like to be weird w his pitch count

Now he for sure 1000 thousand percent will only be for NRFI none else 😂

[novel shard]

Ely, are you kidding me. You actually cashed a ticket

[quartz tiger]

Niceeee

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/pawchain-paw-pawswap-crypto-cryptocurrency-gif-859229594265389226

[violet meadow]

brandon lowe...

[burnt swallow]

I HATE Bo he might as well admit he’s a double agent trynna mess up my Mets

[primal mountain]

yeah true, but this is the story of my life....

[visual flame]

rips i was gonna take happ walks earlier and didn't he has 2 and i lost a leg cause i bet on a rookie

[primal mountain]

😭

here, more hookiness

[visual flame]

rooker gonna make me give up on betting on the A'ss mf couldn't hit a baseball if my life depended on it

[trim pilot]

🙂

[violet meadow]

hate brandon lowe rn

[trim pilot]

marquez getting shelled but still got devers out lol

good I need the padres bullpen in ASAP they carve

[trim pilot]

dumbass jackson merrill horrid read

[floral shoal]

Brandon lowe cooked so many lays today lol

[hazy parcel]

Contreras you’re dead to me

[novel shard]

He killed a huge slip of mine. Only dude to no show and his team crushed it today also

[trim pilot]

Chalk ohtani K's

[violet meadow]

yea wdf he did nothing fr

[novel shard]

How the hell he does nothing when everyone else hitting around him is criminal

[visual flame]

i hope he shows up at some point him and pederson are making games harder

[novel shard]

He is approaching banned status

[hazy parcel]

It’s ridiculous smhhh

Suarez sold me so hard too

I was the MOST confident in his HRR too

Hooked me of course

[trim pilot]

delauter is gonna leave the game

he couldn't even run out of the box

[primal mountain]

why go to vegas to play slots, when betting on here is the same damn thing 😄

[visual flame]

and cheaper at least for me

[livid niche]

Ohtani 0ks nice

[violet meadow]

delauter subbed already?

or is kayfus just playing rf for him

[trim pilot]

ohtani is chalk

delauter fouled a ball off his foot

he done

[violet meadow]

oh

ouch

[trim pilot]

but I think he plays DH so he could somehow still be in

[violet meadow]

ohtani 1.5 batter strikeouts i feel it

[trim pilot]

yeah delauter got subbed

[visual flame]

chapman homer lets go

[visual flame]

pfaadt needs to go back to the minor leagues

[trim pilot]

finally a K shohei

Bang K number 2

[violet meadow]

got muncy for a walk today

👀

FREE

HAH

[versed locust]

damn webb

lock tf in twin

ref do something

[gilded halo]

green

[trim pilot]

still need 4 K's from shohei ehhhhh

cleveland entire 4-9 is eat opportunity

but kwan and ramirez damn near impossible to K

[trim pilot]

Son it's fucking raining in LA

[echo shore]

Fuck you Logan Gilbert

Last leg I needed for 200

And they leave him in too long

[trim pilot]

chalking because all of a sudden cleveland knows how to put it in play

[novel shard]

Freddie freeman is straight ass this year

Thank you Chisholm. Had a drone strike on this one and target was neutralized

[trim pilot]

watching ohtani pitch well as a dodger fan but no strikeouts selling my parlay

[novel shard]

Weird game tonight. Was expecting more from him on the mound and the dodgers lineup

[hybrid orchid]

where the kbo board 🫩

[solid stratus]

I cashed out cause I thought Corbin wasn’t gonna hit 🤦🏾‍♂️

[livid niche]

😭

[trim pilot]

ohtani gonna miss by 1 K

fuckkkk

dave roberts throw me a bone 😭

[trail spoke]

Feltner gets hurt and I get screwed awesome 🙃

[primal mountain]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

MY FIRST COMPLETE BASEBALL SLIP WIN THIS SEASON

thanks Muncy for that HR lol

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-lets-goo-gif-11742735383203550293

[floral shoal]

That’s the Joey I know ✅

[novel shard]

Ok thank you Devers. You finally showed up. Had another decent bet size on this guys

[novel shard]

Hell yes, the man is back

[trim pilot]

vesia in

agonizing

[novel shard]

Brutal

[trim pilot]

devers just lined out in his final AB of the night

[trim pilot]

langford misreading a flyball and ohtani not striking out 1 more of his billion two strike counts tonight

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[primal mountain]

we got early games tomorrow

[novel shard]

I see you eating today

[queen mountain]

Jeez lol

Wish I bet more and didn't take kawhi points 23.5 on pp slip

[lyric ibex]

Detroit are so shit

[long oracle]

So many early games tmr

[spark kite]

Skenes and sale 2 man lets see

[primal mountain]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

THANK YOU TEOSCAR FOR BRINGING FREDDIE HOME

feels good to win 2 complete slips

now i got money to play with tomorrow 😄

[simple ferry]

Paul Skenes legacy game 🙏🏽🙏🏽💯

[simple ferry]

Paul Skenes gonna pitch the entire game cuz he owes us

[novel shard]

Ramirez are you kidding me right now

I only asked for the bare minimum

[undone orbit]

that guy is straight chalk

[novel shard]

That ticket pays $474 if he can get back up and do anything

[undone orbit]

holy shit

[novel shard]

Literally anything cashes that

[wary plank]

plays gon be lit
I’ve got y’all covered,dropp me a frnnd rqstt to get em✔️🪝

[azure slate]

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[azure slate]

Check out this free 6man demon plays
How did you see it

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[sly pebble]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-XvrfbzMOvt

tap in widme after we cash 🤑

[sly pebble]

fuh these scammers. this an actual play 😂

[hollow fractal]

Thoughts?

[spark kite]

Watch chris sale shit the bed today now

[dreamy isle]

Is this lockys

[hazy parcel]

Skenes might chalk you

[dreamy isle]

Bro but he’s washed

[hazy parcel]

He’s def not gonna have the same game as the first game of the season lol

[dreamy isle]

But 8 tho??

[scarlet crow]

how are the early mlb games

[hazy parcel]

Not bad not bad

Liking this braves game

[scarlet crow]

for pitchers or batters

[hazy parcel]

Liking sale and Acuna today

Acuna going yard today me thinks

[flat dagger]

Anyone like marlins ml???

[scarlet crow]

i like the nrfi for the braves game

[stiff turret]

Wednesdays are always early games

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ok-nice-grafic

[hazy parcel]

Took it

[hazy parcel]

Agreed

[primal mountain]

Me in the MLB lab this morning

https://klipy.com/gifs/muppet-show-bunsen-honeydew

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-0RvFQ6FMCk

[gilded halo]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-bNeHbR81xu

[scarlet crow]

Early slip

[viral cloud]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-TsGgDd1bE0

[sour nymph]

Ran w nimmo asw

[novel shard]

Taking a chance with an early morning mini nuke launched

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-GYp5N1ests

[dreamy hill]

How confident in vlad?

[novel shard]

I think he hits a homer run

[dreamy hill]

Bet

[primal mountain]

Tim ALWAYS has the easy wins

ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[novel shard]

Also this is how confident I am in the slip

[dreamy hill]

Bettt

[novel shard]

Let’s start the day off with a mini nuke detonation

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shall-we-play-a-game-5

[novel shard]

Also think Harper goes yard

Henderson only one I was considering changing out and believe it or not it was for Bo Bichette

[primal mountain]

Bichette? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[brazen hearth]

Tailed 🙏

[novel shard]

He’s a good player off to a bad start

That man wants to make a difference

[tranquil raft]

lmfao I had no idea the games started early today. LFG...lets get those wins yall!

[novel shard]

Let’s cash in first in bats

[brazen hearth]

Yessir 🙏 🫡

[primal mountain]

Remember when Ronald Acuna was good? Pepperidge Farms remembers....

RUN ACUNA DAMMIT

[tranquil raft]

I avoided sir Acuna today

[primal mountain]

OMG

You should've stolen 2nd

instead of doing that leadoff base bullshit

[tranquil raft]

lol

what a dumb dumb. what was he doing?! Did he forget he was leading off?

[primal mountain]

severino is going to walk everyone in the damn stadium

[tranquil raft]

I hope so lol, I have him for lower than 15.5 PO

[scarlet crow]

severino already selling

[viral cloud]

wow Mets game about to get cancelled

[unborn kestrel]

Lets go

[scarlet crow]

BANG the NRFI

[unborn kestrel]

Lets get it today yall!

[wary reef]

What yall think

I did it live bet

[drifting bronze]

holy shit

Games started this early

😭 i didn’t even peep

[dreamy isle]

Pete is so cash

[tranquil raft]

lmfao, I feel the same way Shoyo

lol, A's challenge...wasnt even close to the strike zone

[dreamy isle]

If u bet on alonso hits ur smart

Now I jus need skenes to shit the bed

[tranquil raft]

Severino....does he know where the Strikezone is?

[viral cloud]

Pete was so free

[tranquil raft]

CRUZZZ!!!!!

[sour nymph]

Nah Cruz 3 run homer

Fantasy free

[dreamy isle]

So free

[drifting bronze]

😂 man i only did one bet but it was for ucl women’s. I’m so behind for baseball rn

Plus work

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-3584473422170938815

[solemn tangle]

Cash the nrfi

[primal mountain]

good start

[tranquil raft]

Im waiting for Bolty's hockey picks for tomorrows games lol

[somber turret]

This guy been hot since last week. I don’t know how he will play today

[sly pebble]

who tailed? pirates leading 3-0

[drifting bronze]

Word we got this tho 🙏

[sand quest]

Free under

^should I take the under

[primal mountain]

baldwin grand slam incoming

[drifting bronze]

Didn’t see but looking good so far

[viral cloud]

you just said free under

[tranquil raft]

Severino gonna get pulled

[novel shard]

Great start

[primal mountain]

even better now with Baldwin HRR

[novel shard]

He is the Goat 🐐

[tranquil raft]

facts

[viral cloud]

I hope they don’t postpone this Mets game

Soto gonna cash me

[tranquil raft]

everytime I am running low on funds, I tail a Bolty pick lol

[drifting bronze]

50% profit boost

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-think-ponder-wondering-hmmm-gif-3379473559512476121

[novel shard]

Not with Olsen out there swinging at everything

[dreamy isle]

Bro I got under on skenes strikeouts💔💔💔

[tranquil raft]

whats he at right now?

[dreamy isle]

2

[primal mountain]

but I need Baldwin to smack one out

[dreamy isle]

I got skenes under 9 strikeouts

[craggy spire]

Just did a slip in 2 mins I’m cooked 🕊️

[gilded halo]

cmon nimmo

[primal mountain]

I just did this RIGHT NOW

lol

[craggy spire]

Now we pray on our quick slips

[primal mountain]

I did that slip because you said you did a quick slip and then I looked at the time, and said.....HURRY

lol

GOOD STUFF NIMMO

[sour nymph]

haggerty ain’t score there

Wtf

[primal mountain]

they need to run faster

but Nimmo completed his mission for me

first win of the day 🙂

[gilded halo]

need nimmo again and the other 2 to not do anything but act blind

[sour nymph]

A double is 6 fantasy pts ?

[gilded halo]

nice🔥

[dreamy isle]

Bro Paul has 3 already💔💔💔💔💔💔

[wary reef]

?

[sour nymph]

That’s what’s up haggerty still should scored there ole slow mf

[wary crown]

Buddy already 0-2 🥀 lock in buddy

[drifting bronze]

So is the mets game starting or postponed?

[craggy spire]

Walking Trea first Ab

Yea ok

[sour nymph]

Langeliers homer

[primal mountain]

need Muncy

(though I had a feeling he was going to hit a dinger)

[viral cloud]

get ready Soto

[drifting bronze]

mets ML + soto hit ?

😏 or am i tweaking 🥀

[novel shard]

Henderson already selling bad

This can’t be happening

[novel shard]

Dafuq, I needed to nuke that

[dreamy isle]

I got skenes under 9 strikeouts am I cooked

[dreamy hill]

Need Gunnar

[brazen hearth]

🍔 and Olson selling me

[craggy spire]

Damn so many games on

[craggy spire]

He might make u sweat

[drifting bronze]

marlins bta

4-0 rn

[viral cloud]

and Edward’s did nothing ofc

[thick crag]

Idk anything abt baseball but ts look pretty decent rn

I just did it for the gimme pick

[novel shard]

With the mini nuke in danger of not detonating I have called in a drone strike

[tranquil raft]

do we have any idea how Millert is doing? lol...I tailed this and I have no clue how to check ahahah. never bet Esports before. He is all I need to hit to cash ahahahha

[viral cloud]

look at hltv for stats

[novel shard]

Wouldn’t mind a HR from him

[tranquil raft]

lmfao I am on there, but have no clue how to read how he did on specific maps

[gilded halo]

fuck jung

[viral cloud]

the game is live rn they’re still on map 1

it’s shows live stats

[tranquil raft]

damn map 1, so I am fucked lol

[dreamy hill]

This the one?

[tranquil raft]

lol I give up, I have no clue how to read this. I thought "rounds" were "maps" ahahahah

[dreamy hill]

Need a new slip

[spark kite]

Sale does bad then skenes does good

lmao

[novel shard]

Henderson is ass today boys. I apologize for leading us down that path of destruction

[viral cloud]

cash Edward’s single

[tranquil raft]

uhhh, why Nimmo Fantasy Points go away? he already hit for me and now the points are gone?

[viral cloud]

cmon Vlad 🙏

[primal mountain]

maybe

lol

[dreamy hill]

Oh man

[viral cloud]

your turn Vlad

[eager axle]

Favorite 2?

[viral cloud]

wow Vlad hit by pitch

[novel shard]

Duran and Bregman

[floral shoal]

BANG ‼️ cash one of them

[west kiln]

Is skenes done?

[primal mountain]

baldwin hr

and then muncy hr

lol

duran single

https://tenor.com/tjVJkuTOkln.gif

[scarlet crow]

My bad I just saw this lemme check

[hazy parcel]

Fuckin Acuna smh

[hazy parcel]

Pretty sure

[thick crag]

Paul scumbag

[scarlet crow]

Looks solid but map 1 just ended. As long as he doesn’t go crazy map 2 we good

[craggy spire]

Damn white Sox

Skenes started hot and stopped

[tranquil raft]

how many kills did he get map 1?

[tranquil raft]

lol I need to learn how to read these stats ahahah

lol its the last part of my slip I need to hit....🙏

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[primal mountain]

FINALLY

[drifting bronze]

anything for mets ??

[scarlet crow]

10

[drifting bronze]

shit started LMAO

[scarlet crow]

Lowkey cooking rn this might be sweaty

[tranquil raft]

lmfao, just my luck first time betting on esports...I will get cooked ahahaha. How you watching it?

[viral cloud]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-SFTCSKeu5q of course it’s these 2 left

[spring gate]

finally broke the dry spell

[boreal kraken]

tired of dis nga acuna sellin me

[boreal kraken]

send me 15 bra🙌🏾

[viral cloud]

Wow Baldwin got his homer robbed 😭

[scarlet crow]

Idk how to watch but I check the stats on a site called hltv

[tranquil raft]

ok, so the way I am seeing it (and correct me if I am wrong)...they are now playing on Nuke. And Millert has 3 kills so far?

[dreamy isle]

Feel good ab this

[sour storm]

Crochet getting lit up early

[tranquil raft]

lol how many rounds per map?

[sour storm]

I gotta get back used to how early baseball games are I missed taking Roger’s and Kevin

[tranquil raft]

sorry, i should really take my esports talk to the correct channel.

[scarlet crow]

Correct

Well 4 now

[scarlet crow]

Uhh I think it’s first one to 13 but I could be wrong idk much about esports either

But it could go to ot

[hazy parcel]

Baseball been beating my ass

[tranquil raft]

bro, same lol

[hazy parcel]

Those first two days were special, after that it’s been shit 🤣🤣🤣

[boreal kraken]

bra

dis nga acuna

[tranquil raft]

he needs to calm down right now

lol

[hazy parcel]

Walked first 2 ABs is what cooked us

[primal mountain]

those first days of baseball were shit for me

the last 24 hours has been wonderful

[hazy parcel]

I’m betting on the wrong mfs then

Picked Olson yesterday, didn’t hit shit , today he cooked

Picked suarez yesterday, not shit, then he wants to Homer today

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[dreamy isle]

Is they gonna pull sandy?

[queen mountain]

Little bang to start day

[hazy parcel]

One more inning it seems

[trim pilot]

risky live bet came through

[hazy parcel]

Cash this

It’s something

[glad oxide]

Smh Sale sold. Mann u called it

[hazy parcel]

Yankees SHOULD cash this

I don’t see them losing

[thick crag]

I gotta stop having faith in this nigga man

[hazy parcel]

Fuck that guy fr

He started off so good too

[dreamy isle]

No way

[hazy parcel]

Could be wrong but judging his pitch count maybe he goes an extra inning

[dreamy isle]

They up 9-0

I think they took him out dude

NO

[hazy parcel]

Awful loss I’m sorry bro

[dreamy isle]

FUCK

DUDEEEEE

💔💔💔💔💔

I’m fucking pissed bro

[sour storm]

Crochet lowkey overrated if you ask me

[dreamy isle]

WHY THE FUCK IS HE PLAYING BRO IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE

[primal mountain]

IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NOW, YELICH, YOU JERK

[novel shard]

Good lord I need Lindor over 1.5 HRR bad

[dreamy isle]

Oh my god I wanna cry

How bro

How is this possible with that score

I’m gonna cry gang

[novel shard]

Brewers here there alternating between dudes crushing it and dudes sucking it

[primal mountain]

😭

[dreamy isle]

I’m so sick

[drifting bronze]

Is judge finally gonna do something today

😭 i swear that mf just watching

[primal mountain]

I hope he does something

[ornate escarp]

It’s ok eddison

[scarlet crow]

no its not

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[grizzled ferry]

Yeah i hate acuna now. 2 bb 🤩🤩🤩

Ruined my shi

[novel shard]

Screw it, we are at defcon 5. Another nuke launched

13 bets placed so far

[primal mountain]

wait....how are the slips you made so far?

have they hit?

[novel shard]

Hell no. So we keep firing. I placed 30 total bets yesterday. Lost 23 won 7 but still made a decent profit because I had 2 big slips as part of the 7 winning slips.

[viral cloud]

wow Soto

homer

[novel shard]

If Lindor would get over 1.5 HRR I’d be in profit of about 300

[viral cloud]

i needed a single

[viscid bane]

Damnit again when I dnt pick Soto for a homer he hits one

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/style-dude

[novel shard]

Here is the latest nuke

Just have to hit one of these

[grizzled ferry]

Gah damn tim

[brazen hearth]

Anyone got safe picks?

[drifting bronze]

Boston down rn wow

😭 fuck happen

[primal mountain]

I have McGonigle HRR too

😬

[spring gate]

get right Torres

[trim pilot]

skubal BRUH

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[hazy parcel]

Tim firing NUKES

Good luck brother 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[novel shard]

Appreciate you. There will be a detonation today

[sly pebble]

red sox fucking with me ngl

[primal mountain]

thank you Yelich!

I shouldn't have to sweat

[sly pebble]

it’s always the red sox

[primal mountain]

this shit should have hit IMMEDIATELY

😄

[drifting bronze]

Us now, I joined you around the 2-3 inning of pits vs reds

[sly pebble]

everyone else excelled but red sox always selling me man FUCK

[pseudo breach]

Since when is Skubal giving up 1st inning home runs