┆⚾・baseball

[elfin crown]

he should be done now

just need shane now

[lethal egret]

The urge the urge the urge

[simple ferry]

No Sosa and Montgomery already doing better than yesterday 🙄

[simple ferry]

Live betted these two 💯

[novel shard]

Montgomery prevented an $1100 win by doing noting yesterday and today in the first inning he crushes it

I hate betting baseball lol

[simple ferry]

😭😭 he sold me also, and still to this morning. I wasn’t sure of him, just to find & see he is crushing it already

[void pilot]

spent a hour going over this btw😂

[obsidian oxide]

Lmaooooo.

[grizzled steppe]

Nah

1 more sweat

[grizzled steppe]

😭

[elfin crown]

hopefully this guy gets an out here

yuhhhh

[novel shard]

Not sure I like many of these baseball games today. May just have a football bet

[bright ridge]

Send it in captain

[elfin crown]

b lowe putting up another donut

[simple ferry]

He’s so ass man I can’t with him 😂

[elfin crown]

need the rays to put up 2 more hits off shane

[little palm]

U guys like can schlitter 15.5 outs?

[marsh tinsel]

I see Lowe is in fine form for the 4th game in a row.

[dusky pond]

somehow

[primal mountain]

Great...Correa is going to swing at EVERYTHING today

[elfin crown]

bro this rays offense is horrid

how can you not string together 5 hits vs a shitty white sox pitcher

i can already tell today’s a bad mlb day

wish i would’ve cashed out my streak at $45 yesterday for more ammo

[simple ferry]

astros gonna get belt to ass today?

[static wigeon]

Did i cash

So far bro sucks

[fierce canopy]

You cashed

He ain’t touching 1k

[little palm]

Triolo so trash

[primal mountain]

How? He hit his HRR

What did you have on him?

[marsh tinsel]

How so? He hit the HRR in the 1st inning.

[static wigeon]

Bro can they just sub out astros pitcher

He clearly sucks

[simple ferry]

FACTS, i just picked up his K’s for under 😂

[static wigeon]

Im new to baseball can the coach sub out the pitcher within the first three innings if he clearly sucks?

[primal mountain]

yes

[static wigeon]

Thank god

[primal mountain]

The coach can sub out the pitcher at ANY time

I've seen it once where the pitcher was changed out after 3 pitches in the 1st

lmao

Like, "1-2-3....time for you to come out now"

[static wigeon]

Hopefully happens to cristian javier

I dont wanna see him have a comeback lmao

[primal mountain]

You have him under?

[static wigeon]

Yeah

He might get 2 ks soon tho

[primal mountain]

Under on FP?

[static wigeon]

No ks

Thankfully he allowed a walk

[primal mountain]

I don't know....Blue Jays are looking like they're swinging conservatively

[simple ferry]

Bad attempt to steal smh

WOOW DP, couldn’t even let Brandon Lowe score smh

[torpid swallow]

Gotta love live bets

[static wigeon]

Cristian javier making me kinda sweat

Bro got 2 ks

[pure relic]

He has like 2 more innings left. He will get it

[static wigeon]

I betted his under lmao

[gusty basalt]

Lmao

One more hit

🙏

Yesss

[pure relic]

I need 2 more ks please pleaseeee

[static wigeon]

No

I rather he gets subbed out quick

[round fractal]

Does Josh lowe get a void or nah?

[static wigeon]

If he gets 2 more ks ill drink my own piss

[snow zenith]

Finally caught a break

[pure relic]

Samee

[static wigeon]

Uh oh

He literally has 3

Please no

[pure relic]

I need the over

[static wigeon]

Wow

[pure relic]

Chill outtt

[static wigeon]

He got 4 ks

Im done

Gg

[pure relic]

Fuck yesssss

Over smack

[static wigeon]

Time to drink my own piss

[simple ferry]

😭 he locked in

[static wigeon]

I was wondering why the live bets showed his ks with a normal multiplier bruh

[simple ferry]

😂 yea i saw that too

[static wigeon]

Yeah im never cashing out on a streak

I always chalk on the fourth pick

[pure relic]

One more hrr for Correa yall think he got it?

[sour storm]

First play of the day success

[void pilot]

man

[final urchin]

chalk correa hrr

[mint lynx]

Never take the under on vlad

I knew Houston was gonna shit tdy

[void pilot]

nah he ain’t getting another hit, javier couldn’t get two walks lol

[final urchin]

gaus at 5.5 was cake tho

[torpid swallow]

This Kevin guy can throw

Eight innings

[remote fox]

Yah like Josh naylor or Randy for hrrbi

[primal mountain]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

😭

https://tenor.com/qxXF.gif

[simple ferry]

Anytime i put money on Vlad

[pure relic]

Cmon Correa

[torpid swallow]

What do y'all think about this one

[simple ferry]

I was thinking Abrams or Lile

[gaunt tinsel]

lile is on a hot ass streak

[simple ferry]

Wiemer is also on my options

[simple ferry]

I HOPE WAGAMAN GOES YARD 🙏🏽 I picked him up as well 😭

[plucky bone]

@primal mountain which 2man you like more

[torpid swallow]

Anybody like Ryan O'hearn tonight?

[visual flame]

Hes been solid

[torpid swallow]

Seen a lot of people running Mr. Lile

[vast saffron]

Judge Fantasy?

[bright ridge]

I took cj fantasy under

[spark kite]

I like Stanton more than judge

But we’ll see

[visual flame]

Im taking rice

[sharp elbow]

Talk to me nice two days in a row

[novel shard]

Ammo builder

[sharp elbow]

Love the judge pick buddy

[novel shard]

I think he goes yard so over 1.5 bases should be safe

[sharp elbow]

That’s what I took too

[marsh tinsel]

Golden opportunity missed by Lile.

[simple ferry]

Lile gonna make us sweat today

[gaunt tinsel]

lile was swinging at his crocs😭

[simple ferry]

he riding a 10hit game streak 😭 I hope it doesn’t get to his head

[simple ferry]

Yea not looking pretty like that 😂

[gaunt tinsel]

his streak ends td cuz we betted on him

[simple ferry]

😭

[primal mountain]

there's football today, correct?

[gaunt tinsel]

personally not tha good of a game to bet on

[primal mountain]

ugh

i made a couple of slips two days ago for this game today....oh, well....let's see what happens

[gaunt tinsel]

anything can happen but both teams with current players have no history against each other so hard to predict and new players added to both teams so even harder

[dusky pond]

give me some Ks gore

[mint lynx]

How is the Yankees game delayed?

[sharp elbow]

One more

[gaunt tinsel]

9/11

[sharp elbow]

Nvm that wasn’t funny

[primal mountain]

I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing on September 11, 2001

I was getting ready for work

[spark vault]

oh unc work

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-funny-gif-24793899

[visual flame]

I was in school

[primal mountain]

College?

[spark kite]

https://tenor.com/view/sewer-jew-sewer-jew-new-york-meme-gif-17337303977547999066

[visual flame]

Kindergarten 😅😂

[primal mountain]

oh, man...now I'm really old 🤣

[spark kite]

Joey is gramps

Not unc

[primal mountain]

I am

3 grandkids

[visual flame]

Nice

[primal mountain]

I just talked to my granddaughter on video chat just now....she decided to talk to me cross-eyed for a few mins LOL

(she's 2)

[visual flame]

Adorable

My mom has 3 grandkids 1 lives with us and she's the cutest

[primal mountain]

well, if that's true, then you would be Uncle Forgiven29, right?

so, you're an unc!

lol

[visual flame]

Yupp I've been an uncle since I was 19

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-uncle-rico-right-on-awesome-cool-gif-25398565

[visual flame]

No wait my half brother has a kid that's older so maybe 16 🤔

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-heyy-how-you-doin-john-candy-uncle-buck-gif-15521096153013484696

okay, lindor and soto just did a double steal

time to buy a powerball ticket

lol

[sharp elbow]

@novel shard homerun judge

[primal mountain]

need 2 more

[past charm]

JUDGE CASHHHH

LFGGGG

[primal mountain]

(or 1 more)

[novel shard]

Love to see it

[shy schooner]

First inning cash let's go

[sharp elbow]

Not a bad start huh?

[valid wyvern]

Judge was easy money

[spark kite]

JUUUDGE!

[mint lynx]

Knew judge was getting a homer tdy

9/11

Yankees def winning

[valid wyvern]

I just saw you posted this for free. Good stuff

[valid wyvern]

Cash Gavin

[novel shard]

Great start

[sharp elbow]

Always man

I never hide anything but never recommend anyone tail me 😂

[sharp elbow]

Appreciate you goat

Get that ammo win

[valid wyvern]

All good, you can’t control a player

[spark kite]

Why is that pick a demon

[frank moth]

Cause took it after 1st inning

[spark kite]

Lol no way

[simple ferry]

Need this Lile run

[gaunt tinsel]

1 more hrrbi from lile

[snow zenith]

Wow

Gore is trash LMAO

Unders haven been actually free

[valid wyvern]

Bobby Witt trash

[spark kite]

Sheets homer

[snow zenith]

Bryce 1.5 tb

[willow loom]

@novel shard good call on judge

[visual flame]

Judge is on one

[novel shard]

Felt solid. Need Augustin Ramirez to close out the slip

[sharp elbow]

Hey @novel shard

Second homerun 😂

[sharp elbow]

Trump met with the players and said to judge he had a lot of muscles and needed to hit out of the park 😂

[primal mountain]

Lile's chalk food

[sharp elbow]

Bro took the message to heart

[novel shard]

He’s locked in today

[sharp elbow]

It’s because Trump said he had big muscles 😂

[sharp elbow]

LMAOOOOOO

PUT THOSE GUNS AWAY

THATS HIM OFFICER

[willow loom]

Please don't say that I need one more hrr

[primal mountain]

so do I 😭

we need OT

[warm dome]

Judge putting on a show for trump 💯

[primal mountain]

then, watch him go 0-20 tomorrow

lol

[sharp elbow]

Oh he will 100% lmao

[wispy nova]

Judge legacy game

[primal mountain]

you should pick the o2.5 homeruns

[gaunt tinsel]

we got 1 more AB in the 9th🫩

[primal mountain]

yes correct

🙏

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-AxhwW4VCtt

[somber turret]

Jesus got 1 more inning to be out. Get 1 more strikeout boy ⚾

[spark kite]

Guess they both went 🤷‍♂️

[visual flame]

Pederson looking good for a change

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-xL3GasmMzy

[mint lynx]

M

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

⚾️✅

[primal mountain]

Lile now officially chalk food 😭

[willow fiber]

anything for last 2 games

[simple ferry]

sigh

[vast saffron]

Bruh I'm never listing to another stupid Lile play again

[primal mountain]

Yeah you will

he just had a bad day

at least he got a hit

[simple ferry]

all of the nationals were buns today

[simple ferry]

time for the padres and rockies 👀

[knotty cape]

they get rid of rivals??

[wispy nova]

Cash it

[final vale]

?

Yay or nay

[willow fiber]

what you got in for those games

[visual flame]

Luzardo really gave the game away just to have a master class 7 innings

[spark kite]

Yes yes yes sheets for a HOMER!

NEED JAYDEN

[primal mountain]

lmao this is sad

the jerk hits a HR at the end of the game practically

[willow fiber]

🙏

[sour nymph]

Eugino 2-5 against Soriano w 1 walk as well

[primal mountain]

just need gavin now

[willow fiber]

cash beck

[torpid swallow]

@vast saffron or just make ur own plays and post them see how well those do

[spark kite]

Tailed this!! Lets go

[willow fiber]

chose a good time to tail

Julio got a hit already too

[tawdry portal]

😇

[primal mountain]

Julio should easily get a RBI here

and he did

lol

[visual flame]

Well Julio was easy tonight

[willow fiber]

let's go man jus need gavin

[simple ferry]

yessir Gavin need to clutch for us

I took Eugene and Nalor on a different slip

Cashed finally 🙏🏽

[reef radish]

Fuck Kyle

[torpid swallow]

Cash

Cash

Walk alerted

[primal mountain]

sheets shits

[tawdry portal]

Doubling down

He’s getting a hit ik it

[random harbor]

God fucking damn Tatis

[willow fiber]

bra sheets bet not sell my slip

[somber turret]

Bryce Miller going insane tonight

[timid cargo]

Tati’s selling hard

[bright ridge]

Donating like hell

[willow fiber]

sheets had a chance to cash to get a hit and rbi and sold

[torpid swallow]

Took him for 2.5 as well

[tawdry portal]

Tie game naylor hit inc

[visual flame]

Holy trout homer its been 2 months

[random harbor]

Can the Padres do something, fuck man

[torpid swallow]

These 2 went crazy today

[primal mountain]

thanks troutski

[willow fiber]

had him on my slip and took him off

[primal mountain]

damn, Trout just decimated that ball

I can't believe Sheets is shit at the moment

shitty Sheets

[novel shard]

Lost a nuke play in football due to second half injury but did snag this baseball play

[vast saffron]

my plays always green (No study)

[torpid swallow]

Right right

[simple ferry]

😂😂

[vast saffron]

Im talking to a dude who calls himself a chef, go make my 100$ plate & and don't screw it up either 🤣

[simple ferry]

The dude I’m up against on fantasy had Kraft & JD today 😭

[bright ridge]

Holy bot

💔 🥀

[random harbor]

Whole padres team getting strikeout

[simple ferry]

😭😭😭

[willow fiber]

ngl sheets gotta do something bro my god

[lone ridge]

Now Goodman can’t hit yeah I’m done betting on Thursdays every sport today was some bs

[simple ferry]

ongg

[willow fiber]

leave me alone bro

[lone ridge]

All ears

Or eyes🤔

[willow fiber]

we get it bro.

[torpid swallow]

@vast saffron u said u hit everything and only posted one ticket

Where the rest at

[vast saffron]

You call that a 5 star plate, dawg go wash some dishes or something lol

[torpid swallow]

Huh

I asked about ur tickets

[vast saffron]

Go wash some dishes

[torpid swallow]

Huh

@vast saffron

Huh

Lol

[vast saffron]

Don't forget to clean your mess up 🤣

Lazy cook i swear

[torpid swallow]

U hit one ticket all day probably put in 13

Lmao loser

[willow fiber]

bro 😂😂😂😂

[torpid swallow]

U didn't see my post

[vast saffron]

I want my steak medium rare. Too and don't screw it up or your fired 🤣

[torpid swallow]

You probably don't even know what that looks like

You got to have money to be able to order your steak properly

[vast saffron]

Imagine being a chef and fuck up on a dish lol

[torpid swallow]

And from the looks I bet you lose a lot of it betting

[vast saffron]

Imagine taking orders for grown ass MFS what a loser

[torpid swallow]

You do know the difference between a waiter and a chef right@vast saffron

Imagine being a grown ass man and not knowing the difference between a waiter and a chef

Imagine being a grown ass man and not knowing the difference between a cook and a chef

[vast saffron]

Imagine wearing a white cape to cook for other grown ass people lol

[torpid swallow]

Imagine being a grown ass man and getting mad at another grown man because he can't make his own choices on bets

[vast saffron]

Yo how many people left you ass cause the job is wack ,🤣

[torpid swallow]

Well there's plenty of hoes inside a restaurant

Trust and believe that

[willow fiber]

I should've betted on arraez he the only one doing something damn

[primal mountain]

yeah he's 3/4

[vast saffron]

Dawg I bet you don't even cook 50+ plates a day ,🤣🤣

[primal mountain]

sheets just needs a good pitch

[vast saffron]

Or night lmfao

[primal mountain]

ONE GOOD PITCH

[torpid swallow]

Good one

Chefs don't cook bro

They tell the cooks what to do

How to do it and when

I don't have to touch any cooking utensils at all

[vast saffron]

I would never work for a stupid chef who puts half his day on discord

[simple ferry]

Aight Sheets Pls 🙏🏽

[torpid swallow]

Lol

Smh

I'm not on here much bud

Just after I post

[vast saffron]

If bruh a chef and he's on discord then Job is probably 🗑️

[torpid swallow]

@vast saffron or I'm not at work lol

[willow fiber]

bra sheets fckn suck who said he was getting a Homer dude

[simple ferry]

lmaoo 😭

he so ass wtf

[vast saffron]

A chef that ain't working on discord betting 🤣🤣🤣 you lame bruh

You ain't got no life

Even as a chef can't make no money

[primal mountain]

I had him down for a HR

sorry

[torpid swallow]

Cough....

[primal mountain]

he'll probably hit 3 HR's tomorrow

[gilded idol]

💔💔💔💔

[vast saffron]

I know forsure chefs who make bank and keep their life's at best dont be on discord making Betts lol lame ass chef lol

[torpid swallow]

No u don't know chefs.... your pretty ignorant... I guess I am too for indulging in the fukery lol but at why not

[vast saffron]

Nah I've worked at 4 star hotel, I worked at other restaurants with chefs, I never seen them on their phone day or night lol betting or not betting haha they must make more bank you do

[willow fiber]

should've gave me the moniak pick

he really 0/4 smh

[torpid swallow]

Probably that's good

[vast saffron]

Nah if I see my chef betting then I know mf gots a problem lol and that's not about food either lol

[torpid swallow]

@vast saffron why does what I do in my personal time at home matter lmao

U worry to much about other people it seems

Maybe a little counseling

[vast saffron]

You say that I'm worried when I'm fooling a grown ass adult who thinks different about others on what they say about another slip

Im talking to a chef who can't even get 100+ dishes a night that bets on his free time on discord

Go drink wine lol

[torpid swallow]

U were crying about tailing someone just asked a question and u went on a rant like a lil bit h

Still talking

Lol

[vast saffron]

Stupid thinks I was crying what a dummy 🤣

So everyone that comes back here saying this or that is 😢 what a dumb saaa

[torpid swallow]

My bad y'all should have just blocked em after the first thing said I gotta stop engaging in the fukery

[vast saffron]

I bet when this mf gets a complaint about his dishes he thinks that person is crying nah dish is Fucked up get it right next time

[willow fiber]

smfh

[spark kite]

SHEETS LAST LEG… 💔

Same.

[simple ferry]

He was so ass, Tough day smh

[torpid swallow]

Guess I can't care about sport cause I'm a chef.... Damn.....

[vast saffron]

A chef that has no coworker friends but stays talking inna discord....damn ......

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/embarrassed-michael-scott-the-office-is-it-over-gif-13313582

[torpid swallow]

I blocked em cant even see what he saying

My bad though

[primal mountain]

no, you're okay

I just found it odd that a person is criticizing your livelihood and what you do on your own time

that is just some next-level holy batshit

[torpid swallow]

Yea... Oh well though... He don't know my life so doesn't matter what he says not like it's true

[vast saffron]

And I never seen another grown adult get mixed feelings about a saying on a betting play 🤣

[torpid swallow]

I should have never engaged

[vast saffron]

Soft ass people in here

[torpid swallow]

I'm killing in golf to fk it

[primal mountain]

the last few weeks in here....it was all nice

no criticizing...everyone getting along

[torpid swallow]

It has been... No trolls n shi

I can't stand when people get mad when they tail somebody....

[simple ferry]

it’s been chill lately today too

maybe some people just gotta blow off steam

[torpid swallow]

I love underdog discord better then most

[primal mountain]

Right up until the start of the NFL game tonight

lol I was SWEATING my NFL slip

[simple ferry]

Prizepick discord crazy every day 😭

[primal mountain]

and I usually don't make NFL slips

[torpid swallow]

Losing can definitely hurt feelings

[simple ferry]

facts 😂

[primal mountain]

Wait, he was mad because he tailed someone and lost?

[vast saffron]

Just like when you blocked me soft ass mf 🤣

[torpid swallow]

Yeah bro he said I'm never tailing anybody on a Lyle pic ever again and I was like you should post something

And he got mad

But it's over

[simple ferry]

My NFL slips were pretty easy today 😂 just kickers

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/finished-elijah-wood-lord-of-the-rings-lava-fire-gif-5894611

[primal mountain]

wait, I responded to that

I told him Lile just had a bad day, and at least he got a hit

It's not like he went Ohtani 0 for 5

[vast saffron]

This dumbass really thinks ima tail lile again

[torpid swallow]

Right

[primal mountain]

probably not

[torpid swallow]

It was a great play

[primal mountain]

but you're too stupid so you shouldn't

[torpid swallow]

Lmao

[simple ferry]

Oh no 😂

[torpid swallow]

@primal mountain

Noooo

[primal mountain]

Just by you typing in here shows your immaturity

[torpid swallow]

Nooo

Disengage

Lmao

[vast saffron]

Who tells another grown adult wat they or what they will not going to do

[grizzled steppe]

Why’s my guy always beefing with someone

[torpid swallow]

Idk

[grizzled steppe]

Why can’t we just all be peaceful

[torpid swallow]

Ignorance is bliss bro

[primal mountain]

For someone that says he knows this and knows that, but can't use their brain to make educated guesses themselves

they ought to show themselves the door

[torpid swallow]

He's always beefing with somebody cuz he's always losing he can't figure out how to make his own plays

[primal mountain]

You obviously don't know the definition of GAMBLING

[simple ferry]

yea this od over some slips

bro there’s tomorrow 😂

[vast saffron]

What type of grown mf puts a seal as their profile pic and tells other people things they don't know what they're going to do next

Stupid

[primal mountain]

Hey, let me show you what looking at baseball stats and making an educated guess does:

[primal mountain]

Bet you didn't have that you stupid idiot

oh wait

hangon

[simple ferry]

he probably does 8leg parlays

[primal mountain]

for a person that doesn't know SHIT about NFL

I got another one for your puny brain

[vast saffron]

Look joey the seal 🤣 my plays ain't the same team lol

[primal mountain]

So please, STFU

No one needs to know how "intelligent" you are

Because you're fucking not

Maybe show some humility in here and sincerity

[primal mountain]

"my plays aint the same"

[vast saffron]

Look joey the seal I'll take you serious once you change ha profile pic

[vast saffron]

What are you 40? With a seal profile picture

[torpid swallow]

Only young tinos

Simple minded mf

[primal mountain]

Rather be 40 with a seal picture, than 25 years old and a wannabe

what the hell kind of response is that?

[torpid swallow]

Wanna be smart

[primal mountain]

What are you? In 5th grade?

[torpid swallow]

Wanna be a bettor

Wanna be funny

Wanna be a man

Wanna be smart

[vast saffron]

Im 25 with 7 acres of land from my native american tribe thank you very much

[primal mountain]

This chick is a Roblox player

[primal mountain]

THIS CHICK IS A ROBLOX PLAYER LMAO

[vast saffron]

🤣🤣 yooo how much land you have

[torpid swallow]

How much do u have

Non

None

[vast saffron]

7 acres

[torpid swallow]

Ur tribe owns land not u dipshi

That's just how dumb you are you think that your tribal land is your personal land

@vast saffron

[vast saffron]

Dude had to unblock me to tell me what he doesn't know who he talking to on what he thinks on what I do or don't have lol

[primal mountain]

If you have 7 acres, they need to take that away from you

[vast saffron]

@primal mountain how old are you and how much land you got ???

[primal mountain]

BIA needs to take that away from you

They're putting land in the hands of imbeciles

[primal mountain]

I'm 43 and I got zip

I got tree fiddy

[vast saffron]

Damn this mf grown ass hell and don't have no land what have you been doing these years

Not saving that's for sure 🤣🤣

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/native-american-indian-tear-indigenous-gif-12920652

[torpid swallow]

You must not be either if your betting

[vast saffron]

MFS want to talk money and how much they got but ain't got no land or house built 😔

Sad world

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-patrick-star-broke-poor-gif-14729256

[torpid swallow]

@vast saffron pull out what's in ur pocket

[vast saffron]

I don't carry change I got card dawg 💳

Credit built up too

[torpid swallow]

Omg

[vast saffron]

Damn imagine having good credit and land at age 25 sheesh

[primal mountain]

Chef Z tagged in

https://tenor.com/bpMbB.gif

[torpid swallow]

@vast saffron imagine being ignorant af to where people hate u just through ur text

Imagine using the work imagine because u have the vocad of a fucking baby

[vast saffron]

Imagine not working in a kitchen with other grown ass adults for 30 tables a night fuckem hell

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-grade-fail-failed-letter-f-remarks-gif-17926584

[torpid swallow]

@vast saffron my restaurant has no adds and is just word of mouth and we turn 200+ tables a night and are only open from 4-9

[spark kite]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-big-cigar-cigar-andrew-tate-debo-gif-7470492714952227902

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-dancing-fun-funny-dance-dance-moves-gif-6648927863143953704

[spark kite]

Bullshit day

[primal mountain]

tomorrow will be better

[torpid swallow]

Whaaaaat better

[primal mountain]

and then there's always NFL Sunday

[torpid swallow]

Waaaay

[vast saffron]

200 🤣🤣 golly so much work while I'm chillen in my own house on my own land at age 25 living life

Hell yeah

[torpid swallow]

Sounds like u a lazy bith

U eat off the world ol ebt baby

[simple ferry]

I’m taking Daylen Lile tomorrow for sure

riding a 11 hit game streak

[torpid swallow]

I'ma drop walks in the AM

[primal mountain]

Lile's HRR?

[simple ferry]

Oh for sure

[primal mountain]

I'm going to wait for Statcast to update tomorrow

and then check Lile

[vast saffron]

At least I ain't cooking for nobody else but myself🤣🤣 free chef at his own time lmfao

[torpid swallow]

I cooked for Obama and snoop dogg

[primal mountain]

correct

[torpid swallow]

And Avril Lavigne

[spark kite]

How much is it to use ?

[simple ferry]

he still going? Goddamn

[primal mountain]

free

[spark kite]

Ah

[primal mountain]

but it's called "Baseball Savant"

powered by MLB Statcast

[vast saffron]

Dawg they made you cook their shit hell nah I would never cook for no grown ass adult superstar or not.

[primal mountain]

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/statcast_search

[vast saffron]

Pretty much their b i t c h

[primal mountain]

@torpid swallow at this point, you're probably just engaging him for the comedy or you're bored

lmao

[primal mountain]

yeah, the kid's probably bored out of his mind

or her mind

[vast saffron]

I made a grown ass mf block me and he unblocked me for some shit to say. I never blocked another grown mf on a discord lmfao

[spark kite]

https://tenor.com/view/joaquin-buckley-buck-new-mansa-joaquin-buckley-gif-3225208439256954038

[simple ferry]

Oh yeaaa Skubal tmr

[torpid swallow]

I love that site

I get my stolen bases from there

[elfin crown]

early game tmrw

both these teams suck

also really like this

[simple ferry]

damn double walk 😂

Naylor needs to finish this shit

[shy schooner]

Lock this in before it gets a multiplier

[elfin crown]

i really thought about that

i liked hits allowed better even tho it has multiplier

[void pilot]

this what i got for the cubs game

[novel shard]

This looks promising

[graceful rune]

Caminero sells too much but it looks good

[novel shard]

Cal Raleigh with 6 intentional walks combined last two days. You either can’t bet him or have to talk walks or consider fantasy because they just won’t let the guy hit

[elfin crown]

that’s how i feel

[novel shard]

Ammo builder

[novel shard]

Early game ammo builder

[somber turret]

Jesus Luzardo got me yesterday 😯

[mint lynx]

Free money

In shohei i trust

[hollow tapir]

I’ve got some crazy Picks lined up, it's a smash!

[visual flame]

Man shit the bed then took care of business. I figured he was 50/50 on ks but didn't think he'd go 7 innings no base hits

[spark kite]

jesus that Mariners game last night was sad

i had angels ML +300 but theyre so ass

[fickle cloud]

How can I send pictures?

MLB POTD ☢️
🌟 Freddy Fermin "O" 1.5 HRR

[ruby quest]

Another

[primal mountain]

I haven't had to post that in a long time

[mint lynx]

Who tf is freddy fermin

I legit never heard of him😂

Not betting on no one with under a .270 batting average

[simple ferry]

todays pitchers across all games look decent

47.5 FTPS for Skubal wow

[visual flame]

I was gonna say the same thing but just wait til nba starts again 😂

[visual flame]

All i know is he was not so great on the royals

[warm dome]

Need a lock for the Rays Cubs game

[spark kite]

Fermin not bad at all

[solar crystal]

I can’t find anything for the cubs game , maybe baz k’s over but it’s at 5.5 , if it was at 4.5 I thought about it , but idk , rays have games they blow up and cubs have sneaky wins sometimes . You literally never know with those two games , I know I’m taking Phillies
Tigers
Whitesox
And brewers

[flat vector]

Man, the battle royal’s in underdog are brutal!😡

[solar tulip]

Sheesh 30$

[open river]

what do y’all think about this?

[mint lynx]

Padres and cubs is a trap

Wouldn’t trust

[marsh tinsel]

Yeah I'm not touching this Cubs/Ray's game. I did a late night pitcher slip so I have Baz on one and that's it.

[torpid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/wakka-reaction-dance-cute-gif-15101835

Walk alert

I thought Walker buehler was pitching today

[solar tulip]

What y’all think ?

[torpid swallow]

Trevor and Yoshi hell yra

[tawdry portal]

Friday night batters

Fav two, Angel & Bregman

[sour storm]

Tail

[open river]

yeah I stood away baseball’s just not my sport

[mint lynx]

Just gotta make smart bets

[torpid swallow]

Where is Walker buehler he is my favorite walk target...

Other walk targets

Luis gil
lucus gio
Maybe JP Sears I'd do a live bet on that

[mint lynx]

Thx you

[torpid swallow]

Chandler killed yesterday

[primal mountain]

Got killed or killed it?

[torpid swallow]

He killed it think he had 4hrr

[primal mountain]

That slip was made in a Ross parking lot

[torpid swallow]

Lol

Nice

[primal mountain]

So dont tail if you have doubts

[torpid swallow]

I made mine on the toilet

Don't want anyone to think I was at work lol

[primal mountain]

I hate doing research on my phone

Well im running errands this morning for work so....lol

[torpid swallow]

Lmao

Id probably do less research on my phone if I chose to sit still one day

[desert kraken]

Looks like I’m tailing 😂

[unreal jacinth]

Idk mlb but how do yall like the POTD

[wet canyon]

Is shohei ohtani good for 1.5 hits and runs and rbi?

[unreal jacinth]

Why is it plus money

[mint lynx]

Ik he def getting 1 H+R+RBI

I just like to play it safe

Not trynna make deposits

[novel shard]

Isn’t he pitching against the royals today?

[torpid swallow]

Supposed to

[lethal egret]

What we think

[limber granite]

Place it

[lethal egret]

No no no.

I’m asking the baseball goats

@primal mountain @tawdry portal

What we think

[visual flame]

Drive slip incoming 😂

[viscid bane]

Tanner Bibee o4.5 HA

[lethal egret]

Tanner bibee hits allowed?

The more looking nice here-

[torpid swallow]

Pitchers with the most hits allowed this year

[lethal egret]

What’s that mean

[torpid swallow]

Half the players playing today are within the top 20 pitchers that allow the most hits

[cosmic knot]

App ?

[torpid swallow]

ESPN

@cosmic knot

[cosmic knot]

Glooks

May b hitters parade today

[torpid swallow]

Hits and walks

[scarlet pewter]

Hittin or nah?

[cosmic knot]

Dang how long til I can post slips ?

[tawdry portal]

Fuck naylor he’s a bum 0/6

[gaunt tinsel]

u gotta level up in the server

[tawdry portal]

Take him off that slip

[cosmic knot]

Aite bet, I just added server today. Ima get more active

[tawdry portal]

Instead of Cruz take Austin hays 1.5 hrr

[viscid bane]

My 2 HR PARLAYS

[sour nymph]

Baz 1.5 BBs

[dusky dove]

Wat im runnin

[torpid swallow]

@sour nymph yes indeed

But I would only do a live bet for that because he still is a great pitcher

[solar tulip]

Y’all fw this 3

[warm dome]

MOREL HIT A BOMB

[final urchin]

bang

simpson alr hit

just need kelly now

[sour storm]

Chalk Boyd lmao

[wintry mist]

Need thoughts mate 🙂

[torpid swallow]

Mathew boyd 1 more walk for sure

[warm dome]

This slip looks really good atm

[sour storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-tear-black-boy-sad-meme-gif-7967718

[warm dome]

Ouch 💔

[sour storm]

Early games are always bad for pitchers

[warm dome]

I can’t believe I placed this bet, terrible correlation with my other slip 🤦‍♂️

[final urchin]

time for kellyante to do gods work

[torpid swallow]

All right Carson Kelly and Nico please don't just get one hit

[solar tulip]

Omg they took him away when i was locking it

[torpid swallow]

Walks galore

[warm dome]

His goblin is 17.5 outs? Thats kinda mid tbh

Should be reg price

[somber turret]

Boyd sucks. The game just started and gave up 3 ER 😬

[torpid swallow]

@somber turret and a walk

[tardy brook]

Fading the community gets you paid 9/10

[torpid swallow]

What u play@tardy brook ?

[spark kite]

@novel shard tailed that! lets get a early win

[final urchin]

pca homer to cash first inning??

[gilded idol]

live

[visual flame]

Chalk boyd nothing I need another walk lol

[sour storm]

Na I meant I had his PO you should be good

[wet canyon]

Did you cash out lol

Or this hitting

[primal mountain]

Just need one more hrr from kelly

[torpid swallow]

First W of the day thank @primal mountain for the Nico look

[primal mountain]

You mean chandler lol

I wish i had nico

I have kelly 😭

[torpid swallow]

Yes Chandler

I got Nico from @scarlet pewter

I took Kelly from u @primal mountain

[final urchin]

kelly has 1

only 2nd inning brother

[torpid swallow]

Kelly's good don't worry

[mint lynx]

Def hitting

Its shohei

I could’ve put a grand on him if i wanted,thats how confident i am

He never failed to get 1 H+R+RBI for me

[final urchin]

don't love this spot for kelly

kinda hoping happ gets out or homers

[wet canyon]

1.5 or 1?

[final urchin]

fuck

welp hopefully kelly gets a lil singlet

[mint lynx]

I put 1 just to be safw

Hes def getting 1 bru

[willow loom]

Well Baz might be chalked

[elfin crown]

both early game parlays chalked

[final urchin]

my god he centered it for him and he fouls

sick

[scarlet pewter]

Cash Nico 🔥

Bader n story better pull thru 🙏

[versed locust]

i mean it was literally free

simpson has been on fire

[torpid swallow]

Him and camarino actually

[ashen dawn]

You bet on Prizepicks?

[versed locust]

going to have to stop you there cause caminero has been ass for me bro

[onyx scaffold]

Y’all better go grab for the free plus

[sour nymph]

Cash Baz walks

[runic quiver]

Close

[visual flame]

Hes been good the days I've picked him just not an everyday pick

[ashen dawn]

Good 👍

[versed locust]

exactly i think i took bro 2 days in a row & nothing

groundout after groundout

[visual flame]

I been taking him for rbis mainly

[flat vector]

Anyone in here play the battle royal’s?

[wispy nova]

Fortnite battle Royale?

[gilded idol]

shane baz is soo sorry

[warm dome]

Baz blows

[gilded idol]

holy fuck

nigga couldn’t get 1 more k

[wispy nova]

I was so close to taking Ballesteros .5 H+R+RBI ☹️

[warm dome]

They did pull him kinda early he was only at like 67 pitches

He was getting bitched tho

[gilded idol]

Thats what Im saying he kept letting off runs 3 cubs on base is crazy

[warm dome]

Over 7.5 runs would have just cashed

[versed locust]

ngl was expecting a low scoring game

[wispy nova]

Damn near everyone on the team got a hit. Why not him too right?

[warm dome]

Bro if the rays don’t score one more run ima crash out

[flat vector]

Lock for tonight!

🔥SD over COL🔥

This game should go over 8.5🍀

[flat vector]

https://tenor.com/view/church-baby-praise-worship-feel-the-spirit-gif-15225541

[versed locust]

@warm dome does your app keep logging you out? been like this for the past month

[warm dome]

Yeah it’s been doing that lately

[versed locust]

same i realized it happens every 30 min if your not active

[torpid swallow]

Good call

@ashen dawn underdog

@versed locust he kills it for me but I don't use him allll the time seldom

[warm dome]

This idiot really just got picked off

Jesus Christ man

[versed locust]

lots of game left

[versed locust]

noted, he’s on the brink of being banned

[warm dome]

YESSSSSS

THANK YOU FORTES

[dusky dove]

Cash the flex

Stupid ass baz man

2/3 tho i’ll take it

[primal mountain]

Please kelly

[visual flame]

Chalked me too man really only needed one that inning

[primal mountain]

Get one more hrr

[sour nymph]

Bruh what

[desert kraken]

He will🙏🏾

[onyx scaffold]

I posted that 30 mins ago and now you want to say some when it chalk 😂

Bro gtfo

Lame ahh dude

[sour nymph]

🤣

[primal mountain]

Omg

Kelly smh

[visual flame]

Nasty strikeout

[sour nymph]

You deleted hahahahHa

[novel shard]

Nice slip

[torpid swallow]

Thanks

[willow loom]

Any picks for later games

[mint lynx]

Lineup

[torpid swallow]

Bueller buehler

[warm dome]

@versed locust

[versed locust]

never fails, they gotta fix that shit asap

[primal mountain]

Chalk kelly

[final urchin]

this dude really K'd 3 times

[primal mountain]

Sorry guys

[final urchin]

holyyyy

venmo me my $16 back. you made me tail you

[fading matrix]

Dammit

[primal mountain]

Here you go

[desert kraken]

Any live picks?

[torpid swallow]

Kelly did what everyone else did yesterday hit one time and it's s***** the rest of the game

[scarlet pewter]

Thoughts?

[versed locust]

calling brewers field day

[torpid swallow]

Don't think I've ever seen somebody only get seven pitching outs and get pulled with 5Ks

Must have been getting hit

[primal mountain]

ONE MORE CHANCE FOR KELLY 🙏

why are they visiting the mound for a batter that has 3 K's?

just pitch to the mofo

get it over with

[final urchin]

4 fucking times

you're joking

unreal

great way to start the weekend 🤓

[primal mountain]

lmao

[final urchin]

so gay

[desert kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-gif-4600576945121607652

[spark kite]

YANDY CMON

[bitter sapphire]

Underdog gatekeeping verlander fantasy score

Dont want me to take the free under

[final urchin]

i hope he gets another AB so he can K 5 gimes

[tawdry portal]

Kwan instead of Jram

lol

[final urchin]

nvm

[scarlet pewter]

Tb or hrr?

[final urchin]

ohtani stolen base today btw

free money

[bitter sapphire]

Verlander is getting fried

[tawdry portal]

1.5 hrr kwan

Is green

[bitter sapphire]

Taking the under fantasy on pp hopefully UD adds it

[desert kraken]

Yo @tawdry portal what you got for tn?

[warm dome]

My first MLB dub in years

[bitter sapphire]

Damn really mlb be feeding

At least first half of the season

[versed locust]

this my best year for baseball fr

trying to recreate this

i deadass could not believe it lmao

this was like May i believe

[warm dome]

Nah that was a hyperbole lol. I’ve been getting fucked on MLB lately it feels like forever since I’ve won a slip

[bitter sapphire]

2nd half of the year is so ass cause all the teams out of contention just stop trying

[warm dome]

wtf lmao

[bitter sapphire]

And the good teams have to conserve their good players

So its really a lose lose

[warm dome]

That’s why I’ve been taking under on strikeouts

[bitter sapphire]

Yeah cause now all these pitchers on counts

Or a lot of em

[viral cloud]

who got the locks

[warm dome]

MLB just been ass lately. For me anyway, lost like my last 7-8 mlb slips if I had to guess

[bitter sapphire]

Like the dude from the taco coulda easily went 8 innings with his pitch count but he was limited

[bitter sapphire]

Yea i stay away at this time of year unless they got some to play for

Im trusting skubal today after he fucked me vs white sox

[little palm]

Thoughts?

[little palm]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[bitter sapphire]

Dont wanna go in detail

[warm dome]

What prop

[bitter sapphire]

But it wasnt good

[little palm]

😭

[bitter sapphire]

I took his under era alt on one slip and i think he can hit 7-8 Ks tn

[bitter sapphire]

Degrom scares me

[little palm]

Got the prop from @dawn urchin

I trust him enough to not do research on it

🙂‍↔️

[bitter sapphire]

Mets are striking out 5th least to right handers at home last 30 days while having the highest wrc+ in the league

[little palm]

Why does the bonus entry brings down the slip multiplier by 1?

[spark marsh]

anyone got baseball picks for this $5

[inner trench]

All are going 5+ inn hopefully each can walk 2.

[torpid swallow]

Kelly thought he was taking my money today

Gimme my money back

[desert kraken]

@novel shard got anything today?

[torpid swallow]

What in the holy f*** is this

I mean I Love walks too bro

Just cuz I'm insane I might have to tail...

[torpid swallow]

@inner trench why Justin Verlander and Jacob degrom

[inner trench]

It's who they against. And how long they will pitch.

5+ inn on all I see. So hopefully a couple walks.

[novel shard]

Building it now

[tawdry portal]

$10 on my fav props

Nobody joining your tele nigga

[viral cloud]

we got spreads now

[scarlet pewter]

There’s spreads and totals now??? 😨

[viral cloud]

lets go

still wont let me verify tho smh

[torpid swallow]

@plain dagger shut up

[scarlet pewter]

I’m boutta go broke on these totals

[tawdry portal]

Tf

Lemme guess not in MN

[novel shard]

You can bet spreads and over/unders on underdog

[toxic compass]

W SPREADS

Only thing is you can’t alt them

[inner trench]

How to find spreads on UD?

[torpid swallow]

Best of luck to you kind sir only worried about the rookie and Justin on that

@inner trench might not have it in ur city

[inner trench]

Yeah California

[crude tartan]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-92CcCtXMwI

How does this look

[pearl hedge]

Mooke bad vs verlande

I like the brewers pick

[visual flame]

Let's go bader

[versed locust]

had him on my slip then they suspended him

i knew he was good today

[visual flame]

Yeah hes been a monster lately

[elfin crown]

who does lorenzen think he is

[cedar nimbus]

Early birds wya
first 10 ppl getting this NFL parlay

Just hit the link on my bio 🔥🔥 🔥

[torpid swallow]

These scammers are going crazy today

[heady kernel]

Did the goat @novel shard post yet?

[simple ferry]

what’s good I’m ready to bet today 😈

[mint lynx]

Judgeee

[novel shard]

Hahah, if chalking a lot makes a goat then I’m that dude

I’m building a slip now

[heady kernel]

Whenever I tail you hit

[mint lynx]

Homerr

[visual flame]

Judge is judging

[mint lynx]

Should’ve took his 1.5 H+R+RBI missed out on free bread

[simple ferry]

bot on bot scamming

double homer for judge? 👀

[novel shard]

Going with this

[heady kernel]

Tailed^

[simple ferry]

Of course Ramirez gets a home run against Skubal of all people 👿

[desert kraken]

Do I take Ramirez higher or lower at 2.5?? Or just leave em

[opal tiger]

Ight, what app do you bet on?
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