┆⚾・baseball

[stiff turret]

1000%

He's a dog

[versed fox]

Especially at home in SF

[rose girder]

its padres comeback time

loading

[clear oar]

Cash me out

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-PuNcTvXYEL

Jazzy!

@novel shard

[rose girder]

YES DARVISH PROVE THE HATERS WRONG GET 5 KS

[faint gyro]

I wish springs would stop throwing balls like damn

[rose girder]

bang cash darvish over 4.5ks

[versed fox]

Jazz 0 for 3
2 walks
2 steals 2 runs scored
Fantasy & Hrr ✅️

[novel shard]

Ok thank rou yankess and Chisholm

[grave fog]

Any good betting apps put there ?

That has good asf props

[stone willow]

any 3mans?

tim?

[novel shard]

Let’s go. Utter destruction nuke has been launched

[novel shard]

Just posted. See right below your post

[floral shoal]

So far two today ima go for 3 fuxk it

If James wood played

I know he would’ve cashed

Shitty multiplayer lmao

[halcyon pasture]

Easy cashes

[vagrant bramble]

I should’ve put more on this slip smh

Issa flex

but I think ohtani gets that lol

[floral shoal]

I’m debating if I wanna touch the pre season tonight

Or another MLb

[floral shoal]

If it hits I want 1$

[vagrant bramble]

Fuck nfl preseason fr

[stiff turret]

I wouldn't touch pre season

Too volatile

[novel shard]

It’s hitting bro. 17 is my favorite number. Today is the 17th. And it’s a free roll at the moment (pending the angels/As game). We roll with the utter destruction $1700 nuke

[ocean fiber]

Any particular reason why 17 is your favorite number 🤨

[strange solar]

Can Kirby get 6 Ks

[novel shard]

I can’t honestly say. My next favorite is 7 followed by 3.

[solar tulip]

Almost didn’t see this shi

[novel shard]

Oh and I see Mike Trout is playing like ass today in a stadium built for hitters.

[solar tulip]

That’s a demon #1 to

Everybody and they mama got him over

[gilded idol]

All up to lindor now 🙏🏿

[stiff turret]

Gl

[olive trail]

How many times can you use it, just once ?

[solar tulip]

Yeah once

[ocean fiber]

@floral shoal turns out id didnt tail you

[solar tulip]

My max 25 still

[ocean fiber]

Thought i did never made the bet

[solar tulip]

It use to be 5$

[fluid jungle]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THIS WEEK HAS BEEN UNREAL!!!

OUR 11th 20x or more!!! IN A 7 day span!!✅

[stiff turret]

Another Joey w

[valid wyvern]

Wish I can be like Joey the goat

[primal mountain]

you're better than me, that's for sure

[strange solar]

So now Skylar diggins ain’t gonna assist

[valid wyvern]

Throw her a baseball

[valid wyvern]

Thanks dawg. Vegas the real goat

[spark vault]

did he lie?

[dawn urchin]

HE WAKES UP AND PISSES LOCKS

[spark vault]

facts

[tawdry portal]

You have to hedge lol

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/v4Pi.gif

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

oh shit

the ESPN Sunday Night Baseball game is at Williamsport

MOST DEFINITELY UNDERS TODAY

Major leaguers gonna show the kids how to manipulate the system lmao

[heady kernel]

What yall have for the Mets and Rays game?

Mariners*

[nimble prairie]

Any 3 picks?

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-3582636889477244599

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-enticer-send-it-just-gif-13099040

[floral shoal]

Pre season I’m sticking with maybe 3-2 locks minimum no more than 10$lays neither.

[floral shoal]

I hope it cashes 🙏🙏🙏

My only locks for this next game. And I’m making pre szn rn, maybe flex it as well.

[upper sand]

Ofc when I don’t place this 6 pick it hits

[thorn lantern]

Ofc it starts pouring before the game

[vocal spindle]

just heard the wheeler news

prayers up

[solar tulip]

What happen

[keen rock]

Bruh

I had trout over points

He got it without a hit

How in the world

[keen rock]

How long does it take to settle?

[toxic compass]

Suarez over?

[haughty coyote]

Out for da season

[toxic compass]

Juan run ???

[haughty coyote]

I think

[toxic compass]

Bro 😭😭😭

[haughty coyote]

Oh hell na

Dey lucky it ain take dey finger off

[toxic compass]

He didn’t want that little fish 😭

[haughty coyote]

😂😂

[novel shard]

Ok, let’s go Soto and Naylor. Alonso cashed

[novel shard]

Let’s get the win

[primal mountain]

😬

lol

[snow zenith]

Ngl

Kirby under 5.5ks was probably free

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[novel shard]

Soto homer run incoming. Naylor has me worried because I hate his lineup spot

[vagrant bramble]

One more Suarez

[novel shard]

Naylor, you boob. You have to swing at the damn ball

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/frankt-gif-23053748

[novel shard]

I think you have nothing to worry about

[primal mountain]

you gotta play the long game with these jerks

especially if they're playing in front of kids

it'll heat up for Naylor and Soto at the 7-8-9 innings

[novel shard]

I do think so. Both capable of a home run

[primal mountain]

Correct. This could turn out to be bad for me. But then again, it's ESPN Sunday Night Baseball. LMAO

[tawdry portal]

SOTO SINGLE

LINDOR*

[tawdry portal]

Risky

[novel shard]

Soto just gonna walk all night

[rose girder]

2 walks 🙁

[crude tartan]

This fucking guy and he’s walks

Fuck you cal

[visual flame]

All I know is randy got my strikeouts

[limber dock]

Cash it

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-nervous-nail-biting-anxious-gif-17874247

[visual flame]

I almost took bagent but hesitated but I did take burden he looks great so far

[floral shoal]

Bagent is throwing dots wtf

Batters need to start hitting

Smh

[tawdry portal]

lindor runs

[floral shoal]

Lidor is on one fr

[primal mountain]

soto home run about to happen

[floral shoal]

This hurts

[novel shard]

FML, so many Mets crushing it and Soto shitting the bed. Fucking sellout

[novel shard]

He’s trash as usual. Analytics set me up today

[marsh tinsel]

How tf do you swing at the first pitch with a new pitcher?! Take a couple for fuck sakes.

[novel shard]

On to tomorrow. These fuckers don’t respect coin

[versed fox]

Need Raleigh to draw a base on balls 😬

[primal mountain]

Come on Cal, don't let the kids see that you're a dumpster

[tawdry portal]

what prop do you have

[novel shard]

Soto and Ninmo the only Mets without a hit. That’s hilarious and anybody those other Mets cash easily. Horrible man .

[primal mountain]

his fantasy points

[visual flame]

Soto and naylor are useless

[primal mountain]

one more AB for both

[visual flame]

Unless the teams start hitting

[primal mountain]

okay Cal, get on base

and Julio

and then Naylor can bring you guys home

okay good job cal

[visual flame]

Lol cal hitting to the moon

[snow zenith]

338????

[stiff turret]

I need a Naylor h+r+rbi

[primal mountain]

JRod walks

mound visit

Naylor up, gets a double and a RBI

okay nvm JRod walking

lmao

[boreal moth]

bro how tf are you this nice

[primal mountain]

why not?

better to be nice than to be a complete and total jerk a-hole

lol

[boreal moth]

imma need you from now for my slips daddy

somehow you’re right on everytime

[primal mountain]

no you don't

I'm not tat good

I lost a lot on slips today

[thorn vine]

He’s being modest

[primal mountain]

you're better off tailing others

[stiff turret]

Joey is quick to kill a man

[primal mountain]

you gotta be kidding, Naylor

This is clearly the ESPN SNB effect

[stiff turret]

🤢 🤮

[novel shard]

I should have tailed you with the mega nuke. I literally picked the worst player from both teams. Everyone else cashing easily

[visual flame]

Im in the same boat lol

[novel shard]

I could have thrown a dart at the lineup and cashed tonight lmao

[primal mountain]

it was a complete coin toss for me to pick these two players

[floral shoal]

Naylor man

[visual flame]

I was gonna take vientos over soto but I liked his h2h so I went with soto

[versed fox]

🏀⚾️✅️💤😴

[visual flame]

Need Mullins to be shit so they can start with Lindor on the next inning

[knotty cape]

soto not hitting is crazy

[novel shard]

Soto had a small sample
Size but was batting 1000 against the starting pitcher. Dude just up and disappears at times

[novel shard]

Lindor gets on and Soto brings him home would be great

[visual flame]

That's why I took him i usually dont take soto cause I just think hes a bit overrated imo like I know hes good but hes not consistently good

[novel shard]

For sure. Tomorrow this mofo will probably have 2 home runs

[grizzled steppe]

We went crazy today gang

[visual flame]

Right I still won't take him 😂

[novel shard]

Gonna need Seattle to make some form of a comeback to even see Naylor bat again

Talk about a bust

[primal mountain]

It's weird with Naylor, he should've had at least 1 hit

[visual flame]

Right I was banking on him getting a hit and rbi

[primal mountain]

he's been batting .222/.222/.222 with a wRC+ of 26 over the last 3 days

if anything, he should've gotten a single

batting cleanup behind Dumpy and batting cleanup behind Marte/Carroll are two different things lol

the LL park screwed them up

[visual flame]

Well im headed to bed got a work meeting tomorrow so yall have a good one hope yalls slips hit and have a better day tomorrow

[novel shard]

Soto with 3 walks. Damn near impossible to go over 1.5 HRR if you can’t get balls to hit. Lame ass pussy pitchers

[crude tartan]

What’s even worse they don’t count it in totals bases stupid af

[novel shard]

I do hate that also

Steals should count also

[crude tartan]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-CKXa2Wsr39

Bullshit man

[novel shard]

Soto the only met without a hit

[novel shard]

Damn. I wish I had done the 3 that went green

You had a solid slip

Soto just sold

[crude tartan]

And I knew bro was gonna sell bro I just gave it a chance banned for life man

[primal mountain]

next week SNB game....more unders

[inner trench]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-rNsJsrKowW

Nimmo Clutch!!

[limpid rivet]

damn son

[primal mountain]

oh i like this

https://tenor.com/bxiKk.gif

I love doing singles slips

[inner trench]

I've been doing it lately Paid off finally.

[primal mountain]

I can't believe I hit on two slip on ESPN Sunday Night Baseball

JRod fighting

he got a single lol

cal with a single

there goes my unders slip

YOU ARE KIDDING NAYLOR

WTF

[stiff turret]

Bleh

[inner trench]

See if this bin had him for a single. And was passed he hit a HR. Then looked and I out just 0.5 hits

[novel shard]

Hahahah, Naylor swinging at the first pitch. What a shit gag loser

[crude tartan]

Soto should be a fucking void for walking so much fuck man

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bGfxw.gif

[novel shard]

Game sucked ass and had some much potential.
Wrong day to launch the utter destruction nuke.

Be back
Tomorrow

[primal mountain]

what was the WMD?

i didn't see

Soto/Naylor HRR?

[novel shard]

Yup

[primal mountain]

😭

[novel shard]

With Alonso

For $1700

[primal mountain]

oh shit

alonso hit 🙁

[novel shard]

Any other batters and I win. I literally chose the two worst

[primal mountain]

or you should've tailed me

[novel shard]

For my biggest baseball bet

[primal mountain]

lol

[novel shard]

I normally save $1700 bets for the NFL

[primal mountain]

oh, when NFL starts

I'm tailing you no matter what

[tawdry portal]

what nuke slip did you run tdy

[novel shard]

This fucking dud right here

My worst slip all year

[tawdry portal]

Holy fuck

Worst part Soto cashing fantasy

2 walks and a stolen base

[tawdry portal]

Those 50% boosts with high limits is hoe they get us

[novel shard]

Yup

[novel shard]

I’ll do it again tomorrow when I get another boost. Just not $1700

Either $333 or $777

[tawdry portal]

Lucky numbers ?

[crude tartan]

They take Soto stolen base away?

[tawdry portal]

No

He had 3 walks and 1 SB

[limpid rivet]

soto fantasy was freeeee

[tawdry portal]

Incase you want some props for tmmr

[novel shard]

I’ll have a look

[tawdry portal]

Elly De la cruz 1.5 hrr
8.5 fantasy O
Alec bohm 1.5 hrr O
Jo adell 1.5 hrr O

[spark kite]

That app free?

[long bay]

BANGGGG

[toxic compass]

Free subscription

[blazing tulip]

This shit is too easy

fleecing chalkboard for all their money

[knotty cape]

what app is it?

[toxic compass]

Outlier

[barren ruin]

do u have a promo code

[shy schooner]

That Freeland line is crazy lol

[agile void]

Rockies getting lit up

[limber dock]

https://tenor.com/view/fattmack-fatt-fattmack-karen-fattmack-music-video-gif-2245452206566598823

[sour storm]

Thanks underdog

[visual flame]

Right its like they know what's good

[primal mountain]

Last night's espn game was shitty

[sour storm]

Just for me to miss on every pick I throw it on

[toxic compass]

MLB2W

[ocean hound]

Always get em but need help making a good slip

[ocean hound]

Very

[valid wyvern]

Thanks slime 🐍

[warm dome]

Skenes under 6.5 strikeouts

Lock

[ocean hound]

Thanks 🙏🏽

[ocean hound]

Nice

COOKED UP 🆙 SOME LIGHT

[sour storm]

What we thinking of Freddy peralta today

[toxic compass]

Skenes over

[fierce canopy]

I smell an over

But who knows, the blue jays be hitting shit

💯

[candid lintel]

Freddy freeman .5 Hr
Cal Raleigh .5Hr
Vladimir Guerrero .5 Hr

??

[tawdry portal]

Np

[sour storm]

Idk blue jays don’t K a lot

[ocean hound]

Facts

[ocean hound]

Safe routes 4.5 or 5.5 I’ll take lol

[fierce canopy]

Y’all fw Strider and Yoshi today ?

[sour storm]

Yoshi

[fierce canopy]

Bet

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-world-yoshi-biker-dino-rider-cool-kid-gif-6628786973709066818

[candid lintel]

Freddy peralta for 5.5ks ?

Im doing 4.5 to be safe

[candid lintel]

U think ranger can actually get it

Bro been red

[fierce canopy]

I hate ranger

[toxic compass]

It’s skenes

[visual flame]

They had 9ks just yesterday it depends on the pitchers

[thorn lantern]

CHAT DID I COOK?

[valid wyvern]

Yes

Legacy game

[thorn lantern]

I sold for the big bag yesterday 😭

[valid wyvern]

27 walks lol

Damn bro

Vegas had to call someone 🤦‍♂️

[thorn lantern]

Facts mariners wasn’t finishing thier meal for anything yesterday

[valid wyvern]

Seem like the stars showed up in your lineup

Kirby and nay alright

[thorn lantern]

Facts but they couldn’t get past 3rd base

[valid wyvern]

Dang

I could only dream of cashing a 12 player lineup

[thorn lantern]

I only cashed twice in the week and a half

But imo I think that’s good

[valid wyvern]

I be doing those on fliff, think I cashed like 10 or something. Was wild

50 cents to win like $180

[thorn lantern]

Nah that’s easy money 😭

[valid wyvern]

Had to fade every good team lol

[thorn lantern]

I noticed something with baseball hitters and pitchers 😭, the elite ones sometimes take breaks after doing good for 3-4 games straight

[valid wyvern]

Fr. Good luck on Freddy 4ks

[thorn lantern]

Yeah I’m praying for this one I wanted to fade his original line but I would be more confident if it was 6.5

[valid wyvern]

Fliff deleted my lineup tried to send you the parlay 😞

[thorn lantern]

THANK YOU JOEY

[valid wyvern]

Fr legacy game

[tawny ether]

Which one is good ??

[tawny ether]

Can he get two walk ?

[thorn lantern]

@primal mountain GOT ME CHASING THAT BIG BAG!

Brewers using the same pitchers today?

For both games?

[gaunt tinsel]

chad patrick pitching 2nd game

[thorn lantern]

Yeah they might try the first game and play less the second game

[errant finch]

Anybody got a solid lock for tonight ? Tryna put 1 on my streak

[thorn lantern]

I need to go home with something 😭

[errant finch]

Manny Merchado over 1.5 H R RBIs ? 👀 that safe ?

[thorn lantern]

Scroll up and look at joeys slip and just pick one

[heady kernel]

@novel shard any slip for the early game?

[novel shard]

I did this but I wouldn’t tail it. I built it just so I had some action on the early game while I build a nuke slip for later

[heady kernel]

I wanna tail

[novel shard]

I do like Riley Greene today

[torpid swallow]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-AX55YCf8h8

[oblique rain]

This safe?

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/shall-we-play-a-game-gif-19181167

[novel shard]

Hahahaha….you’re a sick man

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wargames-piss-on-a-spark-plug-do-any-good-dr-stephen-falken-john-wood-gif-15366089

[torpid swallow]

@oblique rain Elly is 2 sb away from 100.... Robbie is top 15in MLB in walks per game..... Jose and sho have killed their opp... But not been walked yet.... It's a gamble...

[oblique rain]

Anyone got a guaranteed 4man?

[visual flame]

Turang the goat

[primal mountain]

Horton getting exposed

[visual flame]

Apparently he has a blister on his pitching hand

[primal mountain]

come on yelich....bring home Durbin

[scarlet crow]

uhh peralta wyd...

[tawny ether]

Cade puled smh

Smh 🤦‍♂️

[visual flame]

Well im glad I only put a little on this one cade getting pulled messed up the slip needed one more hit

[errant finch]

Who is that

[tawny ether]

Yeah man

[thorn lantern]

@primal mountain the goats of all goats

[primal mountain]

he's a nobody

you're better off tailing someone else

CrazyJoey is just plain bad at this

[oak quail]

crazy Joey been here longer than y’all ancestors

[errant finch]

Nahhh let me see that slip lol

[primal mountain]

it already chalked

[errant finch]

It’s so many messages to sift through

I just need 1 pick

[errant finch]

I’m on a streak

[oblique rain]

Who has a good 4 man lineup

[errant finch]

Only at pick 4 but shit , I’m tryna be at 5 by midnight 😂

[primal mountain]

why not pick Michael Harris HRR

[thorn lantern]

Freddy not finishing his meal

[primal mountain]

or Corbin Carroll runs

[scarlet crow]

bruh peralta get some ks

[errant finch]

That’s gone smack ?

[primal mountain]

If I knew that, I'd be a billionaire at this

lol

but I'll let you know if he hits after the game ends

[viscid bane]

Spencer strider O 1.5 ER

[errant finch]

I mean dude vouching like you the one with the sauce lol nothing guaranteed but it ain’t at even odds anyway

[primal mountain]

lmao

[oblique rain]

Who has guarenteed 4 stack

[tranquil raft]

hes at 3 now

[thorn lantern]

He heard me 😭

[oblique rain]

Safe?

[scarlet crow]

bet thats all i needed

[oak quail]

Nothings safe ever

[oblique rain]

Heard

[marsh tinsel]

Harris II over 1.5 HRR

[pseudo shale]

Need Peralta to get shelled now

[nova thistle]

What y'all think

[pseudo shale]

Let's go Freddy walk peralta!

[visual flame]

He's probably not making it even if he doesn't get shelled

[blazing tulip]

💰💵 free

[primal mountain]

this game is turning out to be shitty

[visual flame]

Yupp

[oblique rain]

Guaranteed

Who has Guaranteed 4 man

[visual flame]

Most of the early games this past week have been

[pseudo shale]

Im hoping. Quick outs van change that

[oblique rain]

Who has Guaranteed 4 man

[visual flame]

I mean you took him for 6 innings and hes at 70 pitches i think it'll be hard if they keep just getting walked

[thorn lantern]

William hollering incoming?

[visual flame]

Is this game just gonna be homer or bust?

[oblique rain]

Blud

I need dat 4 man

2-3-4

[visual flame]

Yelich is so shit dog you gonna swing at anything at all

[novel shard]

He’s popular today

[primal mountain]

he's on a streak

[marsh tinsel]

He's been lights out on that 1.5 hrr

[primal mountain]

and they haven't moved him from his batting position

[torpid swallow]

Eury Perez getting 4ks?

[pseudo shale]

Yeah he's going 6 now 🫣

[visual flame]

Yeah cubs have been one of the worst teams in baseball lately but he has to make it through the inning first so still hope

[pseudo shale]

Gonna be a sweat for both overs and unders

[visual flame]

Why i took his ks

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/0vQF.gif

[nova thistle]

How about his pitch out I got him going over 15.5 good or bad bet

[versed fox]

We’ll see him in 2026……..hopefully 🙏🏾

https://tenor.com/view/funeral-gif-12023008157633688479

Phillies post season hopes 😬

[sour storm]

https://tenor.com/view/plis-dont-let-my-ass-gif-13520942

[primal mountain]

Cubs should never be able to play in daylight ever again

[sour storm]

Who had Perez under PO?

[sour storm]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[pseudo shale]

Yup ill get the next slip

[novel shard]

Cubs are ass and banned

[visual flame]

I thought this would be a good series ngl but cubs are still shit a whole month later

[tranquil raft]

lol why do I always bet on Yelich

shame on me

[tawny ether]

Mind you he got double hr last week

Smh 🤦‍♂️

[tranquil raft]

right?!

lol

[tawny ether]

MLB ass bro

[tranquil raft]

i cannot wait for football to be fully back

I am betting on preseason...but legit season cant come soon enough lol

[thorn lantern]

No way Suzuki was the only one that recorded a hit 😭😭

[torn tusk]

rogers scares me w unnder hits given up since theres the monster

[thorn lantern]

How that doesn’t count for a hit for Nico?!?

[visual flame]

College football this weekend is gonna slap

[visual flame]

Fielders choice basically

[thorn lantern]

Smhhh that hurts 😭

[sour storm]

Since there’s the huh

[primal mountain]

this game is slap

a slap in the nuts

[torn tusk]

monster, easier to get hits w the boston monster there, no?

[mint lynx]

Tf happened to Yelich

[novel shard]

Let’s see how this turns out

[oblique rain]

Link?

[tranquil raft]

I mean, now the Brewers are feasting...Yelich has to do something if he gets back up lol

[primal mountain]

cubs getting killed

https://tenor.com/view/sean-kingston-somebody-call-911-gif-24211754

[tranquil raft]

I totally sang that

[primal mountain]

he's already singing it in prison lol

[marsh tinsel]

Oh Shawty

[tranquil raft]

oh shit, is he in prison!?

[primal mountain]

yup

[tranquil raft]

wtf lol

[primal mountain]

they got him and his mom on fraud charges

[marsh tinsel]

He ain't on the dance floor

[primal mountain]

I think he went into prison last week

[placid onyx]

$1000 bet and he says “lets see how this turns out”

[tranquil raft]

lol oh so this is fresh ahahaha

holy Brewers right now

Cubs out of pitching options lol....dont they play eachother again today?

[primal mountain]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/08/15/sean-kingston-jail-sentence-federal-prison-fraud/85681775007/

[tranquil raft]

holy hell lol

[rose girder]

noooooooooooo

[novel shard]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-XQNgpxFfxP

[tawny ether]

Good ??

[novel shard]

lol, to be fair I chalked a $1700 bet yesterday

[primal mountain]

yelich back to being a lich

[tawny ether]

Hitting ?

[novel shard]

I posted it

[tranquil raft]

fuckin yelich

[novel shard]

Both have good history against the pitchers

[thorn lantern]

Yeah I’m pissed 😭

[oblique rain]

Where

[tawny ether]

Ok

[oblique rain]

I see it

[novel shard]

Sorry, I thought I replied directly to you

[oblique rain]

Nah its okay

Thank you man hopefully it hits

[novel shard]

Altuve has hot and cold moments but I think he gets hot today. I’m thinking either Greene or Carpenter for a home run. I went with Greene just due to the pitcher history

[tawny ether]

Good ??

@novel shard

[novel shard]

Looks good. I can see Philly striking out a lot today. Colorado sucks ass and Seattle either hits home runs or strikes out

[heady kernel]

Gausman 6 strikeouts against pirates??

Or Yoshi better?

[novel shard]

Is O’Neil Cruz playing. That dude is always good for 2 strikeouts if he doesn’t hit a home run

[heady kernel]

^

[tawny ether]

Yall like this ???

[marsh tinsel]

Altuve 5/13 and Greene 2/2 career.

[tawny ether]

Why ohtani line so high today??

[marsh tinsel]

Colorado dude

[tawny ether]

Under strike and over er ??

@novel shard

[novel shard]

It’s a small sample size for sure but was better then all the other hitters for both teams

[tawny ether]

Under ??

[primal mountain]

I knew Frelick was going to do something

even after moving from the 1st batting position

dammit

[novel shard]

I suck most the time but I really suck with pitchers. There are a couple other guys in here who rock pitchers

[lavish sundial]

Pca base hit and run this last ab 🙏🏽

[fading matrix]

@novel shard how bad is Colorado?

[marsh tinsel]

No doubt about that. A lot of lineups today facing a new pitcher

[novel shard]

One of the worst of not the worst team in baseball

[novel shard]

I noticed that

[fading matrix]

So this might hit then

[marsh tinsel]

They're pretty good. Lol

[primal mountain]

Cubs playing in daylight = IGNORE THE JERKS

[stiff turret]

Thunderstorms tonight so they can look forward going home

[oblique rain]

Thats understandable

[toxic compass]

Under ERA

[olive trail]

Going under on everyone on Cubs next time

[tawny ether]

Thought

[primal mountain]

Watch, the Cubs will score 12 runs in game 2

because of the type of daylight hitting them

damn vampires

Cubpires

[novel shard]

Manny Machado hasn’t done crap for a few games but has a favorable matchup tonight. Does he chalk again or action show up. Dude has burnt me 2 slips in a row.

[novel shard]

Wouldn’t be surprised to see Tucker hit a home run, just to rub it in after today’s no show

[primal mountain]

or PCA to hit something other than a brick wall

lol

[novel shard]

Yup but he’s sucked bad for awhile

I think Yelich been quiet now for the last 2 games after some big performances

[blazing tulip]

I got some free bets for today

[obsidian oxide]

Alec Bohm or Skenes under Ks?

[thorn lantern]

On to the next mlb opportunity

[versed fox]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
https://x.com/underdogmlb/status/1957265945191490010?s=46&t=VBSam6LZrn3IXKahn1VZBg

Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB)

Victor Robles ejected during rehab assignment after throwing bat at pitcher.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 2:19 AM

[versed fox]

I don’t play pitchers fantasy props in COL. that ballpark plays too volatile, especially in warm summer weather.

[placid onyx]

How much you bet tho

[floral shoal]

Baseball never sees more than 10$

[spark kite]

My last leg i had ML on them. should have known brewers unstoppable rn lowkey

[floral shoal]

But I try have 3X- 4X range

Football sees more 💰 lays along w nba

[spark kite]

NFL the only sport im not into

[floral shoal]

I been hitting often off baseball so far this year it’s crazy compared to last year

[spark kite]

This my first year on MLB and im down like -1000u

[floral shoal]

Football is the sport where your “rec” yards can cash in one throw. Or passing Td. Baseball you can only see so many times A bat.

Football is 4 quarters

[placid onyx]

Your PRofile Pic is how I reacted….welcome to the club

[spark kite]

Yeah which is why i think baseball is the hardest sport to bet on

[floral shoal]

Hence the reason I do 10$ max plays

[spark kite]

Alot of factors goes into it

[floral shoal]

Regardless if I’m on a hitting streak in mlb

[spark kite]

Haha

[floral shoal]

I ain’t betting more 😂 them.5 chalks HURT more in baseball too.

[spark kite]

Yup for sure

Just waiting on NBA to come back

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-WLIydyNN8a

[thorn lantern]

Cubs went on the banned list

[gaunt tinsel]

and he wanted 500M😭🙏🏽

[oblique rain]

Safe?

[spark kite]

Ohtanis fantasy is 14.5😭😭😭

Does he homer today?

[versed fox]

Good pitching beats good hitting 9 days a week. Peralta was just good today. He’s a #1 starter, it happens. No need to ban anyone, lol
I don’t ban players

[neon glen]

fav one?

[primal mountain]

maybe Riley Greene?

[spark kite]

Greene

[neon glen]

bet

[versed fox]

Bumps

[primal mountain]

and if Greene fails, we riot

[snow zenith]

I think Riley homers today

Him and ohtani

[visual flame]

Skenes tearing the bluejays ass up

[fierce canopy]

Skenes said “Fuck y’all unders” LMAO

[sour storm]

Logan Gilbert PO might be chalked he getting lit up

That sucks

[visual flame]

Right his h2h looked good but hes scared and im pretty sure they can tell

[valid wyvern]

Vlad home run on skenes feeds 💨 ⚾️

[sour storm]

7 hits in two innings already Jesus

[valid wyvern]

Dang free

[tawny ether]

They killing thud nigga

[valid wyvern]

lol

[novel shard]

Cubs have sucked for a bit now. They are all in a slump

[tawny ether]

I took demon base

[olive trail]

Thank you😌

[sour storm]

Of course I wasted my profit boost on this dude

[torn tusk]

Rain delay in atl?

[novel shard]

Daniel’s has my attention. I’m worried he doesn’t see enough drives. You feel solid on him

[olive trail]

I gotta stop playing safe 🤦🏾‍♂️

[torn tusk]

Says two drives for him. 55 yards should be doable

[placid onyx]

Keep playing safe g….trust me

[spark quartz]

Will Gilbert get pulled?

[sour storm]

Logan Gilbert just ruined my night

[sour storm]

Probably in like 5th

[sour storm]

53 THROWN IN TWO INNINGS

fucking trash

[willow loom]

Paul Skenis might be chalk

[onyx orchid]

anyone got picks?

[sour storm]

Yea he needs to get pulled

[willow loom]

I don't need him to get no more Ks

I got u 6.5 ks

[tawny ether]

That’s not even play safe lol if you don’t trust em why pick him

[obsidian oxide]

Who said Riley Greene was doing something today.😂😂

[placid onyx]

Who ever said it made me put my god damn money on him

[olive trail]

I don’t trust anyone tbh but I pick the best options at the lowest if that make sense.

[tawny ether]

The whole Phillies hit on 2 innings lol

Logan a bitch

[sour storm]

Bro this is one of the worst pitching performances I’ve ever seen this dude fucking sucks

[onyx orchid]

??

[tawny ether]

I should’ve took ER

Smh

[placid onyx]

Go all in, all of your life savings

[obsidian oxide]

Lmao he sucks.

[sour storm]

Couldn’t make it out the 2nd innings is insane

[spark quartz]

Be definitely getting pulled

[placid onyx]

Shit happy I didn’t bet on him

[sour storm]

His H2H look good but forgot dude is terrible on the road

[tawny ether]

😭😭

This why I hate goblins and pitchers

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-5XzHCLoldT

[candid lintel]

Is Kevin gausman retarted

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-dB3duWKm8G

[old verge]

They need fps for all players

Profar would’ve cashed

[timber atlas]

Greene 🥹

[obsidian oxide]

Riley thank you.

[floral shoal]

Yes

[placid onyx]

Riley muthafucking greene

[visual flame]

Riley fucking greene

[placid onyx]

💪💪💪💪

[obsidian oxide]

Had to reverse jinx.😂😂😂

[novel shard]

Hey guys

Greene sucks

Oh yea who had little faith

[placid onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-praise-gif-8670793

[obsidian oxide]

Now if Skenes can get two more Ks that would be nice.

but I think they are chalked.

[placid onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-worship-worshipping-now-bowing-gif-12297363

[tawdry portal]

Stupid it was an error and not counted as a hit

[obsidian oxide]

One more K Skenes.

[gray surge]

i took roger pitching outs im cooked??

[spark kite]

Greene homer babyyyy

[snow zenith]

^^^

I told you guys

[spark kite]

Lowkey…whole world had him bro

Lol

[snow zenith]

not for a Homer

[spark kite]

Yeah

[tawny ether]

Crazy everything hit but not the goblins

[obsidian oxide]

Vlad out?

lmaoooo.

I know people mad.

[tawny ether]

How

[marsh tinsel]

WTF is vlad being PH for in the 5th?!

[obsidian oxide]

He got switched.

[gray surge]

?

[obsidian oxide]

Not yet he needs short innings.

They said Vlad might be out.

because of injury.

[tawdry portal]

Why would anyone be mad it’s a reboot lol

[obsidian oxide]

Yeah I forgot they reboot if hitters don’t get 3 plate appearances.

[marsh tinsel]

Cause they'll screw you over with a Gimme Pick instead of a void. Had that happen to my wnba slip yesterday. All hit besides Cunningham cause she left due to injury and some voided and other didn't.

[marsh tinsel]

Would have been a $300 payout bit instead they gave me $5

[gaunt tinsel]

need my little egg roll to come thru🤫

[obsidian oxide]

How is 5.5 ks a goblin.😂😂

Was this a live bet?

[visual flame]

Team that strikeouts the least

[mint lynx]

Blue jays gotta lock in

[obsidian oxide]

Nah I mean 5.5ks shouldn’t be a goblin lol.

[visual flame]

Oh was looking at the wrong one my b yeah idk that dont make sense

[mint lynx]

Not worth putting more than $10 on mlb

Ngl

I gave up

Yk sht bad when the -500 dont hit

[placid onyx]

I went under on Mookie Betts HRR😬😬😬

[fierce canopy]

Cash skenes over

[barren ruin]

anything for the lad vs col game ?

[floral shoal]

Bryce Harper a cold cold man

Just need bobby witt

[mint lynx]

Gausman pulled

[floral shoal]

Edward’s made this a two man 😒

[floral shoal]

Daniel’s rushing TD

Hopefully he gets another drive

Need to get a passing TD

[obsidian oxide]

Lmao Strider getting rocked by the white Sox.

[gilded idol]

looking good so far

strider over 1.5 er was a lock

[junior panther]

paul at 6 K's was a fucking crime

[gray surge]

nb took roger’s pitching outs ?

[placid onyx]

Dont we all

[floral shoal]

They keep walking him

🤣

[timber atlas]

Story pls hit a hr

[floral shoal]

He got a run

[versed locust]

strider is an opp i swear

[novel shard]

So Astros are are gonna play the disappearing game today. Unreal

[timber atlas]

I got a lil greedy

[floral shoal]

Damn you need a Hail Mary.

All the Mary’s.

[floral shoal]

Hope it cashes

0-9 astros

🤣🤣

wtf is happening over there

[placid onyx]

Doesn’t always pay to be 1 of the best hitters in the league

[obsidian oxide]

Dustin may lmao.

[floral shoal]

Very true

[runic quiver]

Need a bad day today

[gilded idol]

yall think ohtani will get a walk this game?

[gilded idol]

did u flex atleast

[obsidian oxide]

It’s 10-0.😂😂😂

Astros wtf.

[tawdry portal]

-250 ML for braves my ass

😂

[gilded idol]

strider really just sold the entire game for the braves

[hardy salmon]

Need a 2 man green goblin for the games left. Any good plays?

[timber atlas]

lol flex? Not in my vocabulary

[tawny ether]

Vlad reboot

[tall pulsar]

Fucking Kevin…

[thorn lantern]

Yeah buddy your banned

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-LVmPXMB563

[obsidian oxide]

Mariners back?

[somber turret]

Let’s go ⚾️

[sour storm]

Zoinks

[shy schooner]

Cash POTD✅️ Rogers continues to be an absolute Wagon for us🔥

[marsh tinsel]

Harris II still doin dawg things.

[tawny ether]

Thanks to Vlad

[gilded idol]

love haris man up to ohtani and ely now

[gilded idol]

money is money

[gaunt tinsel]

freeman and andy r terrorist

[tawdry portal]

@novel shard

Astros can’t cheat this game somehow 😂

[sour storm]

Dam Gausman

[gilded idol]

ngl i tailed ur trevor under hits pick good read

[somber turret]

https://tenor.com/view/whip-pops-gif-23799958

[primal mountain]

Michael Harris on a tear

[sour storm]

Sadly I wasted him on a slip that didn’t work out

[gilded idol]

W

[primal mountain]

I wasted his HRR on a dead slip

but I have that TB one 🙂

[floral shoal]

Daniel’s getting robbed passing reps cause the running backs wanna go off

😒😒

Love to see it

[novel shard]

I’m preying altuve don’t get pinch hit for

[sour storm]

Hopefully Olson comes through

[candid lintel]

So Kevin 5.5ks not gon hit right

[heady kernel]

Altuve one hit plzzzz

[heady kernel]

Unfortunately he got pulled at 3

[tawdry portal]

He did

wtf

[sour storm]

Nope it’s not

[obsidian oxide]

Phillies are eating wtf.

[heady kernel]

Huh???

[novel shard]

Fuck you Astros. Let the mofo hit. Dude literally got a hit in first at bat and nothing the rest the game

Bullshit

[sour storm]

Man Logan Gilbert ruinedso much for me today

[obsidian oxide]

Bohm is GGs.

[heady kernel]

How do you use a pinch hitter for the best hitter on your lineup

Las Vegas called 100%

[obsidian oxide]

Who?

[tawdry portal]

Altuve

Out

Alec

[mint lynx]

Blue jays…

[primal mountain]

Witt and Reynolds need to be abducted by aliens

[primal mountain]

so they can study failures

up close

[tawdry portal]

I hope the Astros never win another World Series

[somber turret]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-22712908

[sour storm]

Matt Olson prayer circle

[floral shoal]

I’m from Texas and I agree

Not even the rangers

[lost shadow]

no more late game picks ?

[tawdry portal]

Bases loaded

[floral shoal]

I want the brewers to go all the way this year

[tawdry portal]

lol

[sour storm]

OLSON THANK YOU

[viscid bane]

Bang bang cash it

[thorn lantern]

This is so painful 😭

[fierce canopy]

Ohtani respecting coin today

[gaunt tinsel]

i love my little egg roll

[scarlet crow]

We trusting singer ks today?

[obsidian oxide]

You can trust him.

[mint lynx]

God damn bro

[hardy salmon]

Who’s more likely to get 1 hrr on Rockies team?

[sour storm]

That’s a good question

[simple ferry]

I need a single from Alex Bregman 🥀

[teal flume]

Vlad got hurt does he get rebooted or did I just lose because of that

[obsidian oxide]

Rebooted.

[teal flume]

Thank you

[somber turret]

Nobody bet on Skenes today. He got 8 strikeouts so easy tonight. He’s prop was 5.5 today 😆

[obsidian oxide]

I did.

[dire olive]

robbie ray over 17.5 pitching outs?

[fierce canopy]

I like his PO under today

[floral shoal]

Skenes has his days man trust me

[obsidian oxide]

Story hit.

[floral shoal]

I’ve seen him chalk by .5 to take skenes

[gilded idol]

bro

[floral shoal]

Always chalked by .5

[gilded idol]

baltimore refuses to pull rogers

its been 7 innings he gonna chalk my HA

[obsidian oxide]

He’s done now.

[gilded idol]

thank god

[timber atlas]

Story on 3rd I got a bad feeling about this

🤣

Smh man

[primal mountain]

whoever had Olson

you're good

[floral shoal]

Honestly so excited for college football 😻

[timber atlas]

I knew it

I got greedy

[floral shoal]

Finna make this weekend a great opening weekend.

[somber turret]

He play bad the last game. Today he went beast mode

[mint lynx]

Bro why do i even try

[sour storm]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[somber turret]

This is the first slip I see Skenes on today. Nobody bet they scared he would get 4 or 5

[floral shoal]

I’ll try him one day..

[gilded idol]

I should of took ohtani hits over walks man

[somber turret]

I had him on a slip to go over 5.5 but I took him off

[floral shoal]

Dodgers been cooking lowkey

Brewers

Phillies

[sour storm]

Any feedback on this ?

[floral shoal]

And marlins

My favorite teams so far

[floral shoal]

I got marte rn making a slip currently

Marte cashed me more than chalked

[shy schooner]

Freeland about to chalk under 7.5 HA

[simple ferry]

😔

[sour storm]

Dang that’s a high line

[shy schooner]

If he somehow goes over that'd be insane

[sharp elbow]

I hope lots of people made money today

[long bay]

I cashed all my UD slips so far

1 more for today

[fierce niche]

I haven't cashed anything today

[sharp elbow]

Damn ): I’m taking a break after the insanity I saw the other day

On my slip

[primal mountain]

i've only cashed one i think

[shy schooner]

Padres Giants SGP

[fierce canopy]

Smash ohtani over he gotta smack a homer

[teal flume]

Vlad not rebooted 😂 lost a 8 leg on an injury

[sour storm]

https://x.com/udsupport/status/1957599815480611314?s=46&t=5mXZVh_QynGpfSJTgHb20Q

Underdog Support (@UDSupport)

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. will be rescued. Projections will be updated shortly after the game has concluded. ⚾️🤝

X · Aug 19, 2025, 12:25 AM

[primal mountain]

FINALLY BOBBY...SHIT

[floral shoal]

BANG

Cash the two man

Edward’s void 😒

[fickle moss]

chat is yoshi gon chalk

[sour storm]

He already got 2

Don’t do this to me Yoshi

[gray surge]

🤞🏽

[sour storm]

Lmao yoshi can’t get a K now I’m fried

My luck with underdog is just un explainable

[gray surge]

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️i need him to

[sour storm]

It’s probably chalked he can’t k now so oh well

[obsidian oxide]

Cortes lmaoooo.

B2B homers.

[gray surge]

still time

[sour storm]

For sure but two innings without a k is not ideal

[teal flume]

I almost cried when I seen the reboot right now 😆😆

[floral shoal]

Giants two homers back to back is crazy

[gaunt tinsel]

cortes is getting graped😭🙏🏽

[floral shoal]

Giants WTF

[gaunt tinsel]

3 homers in the 1st

[floral shoal]

Torpedo bats

[quartz tiger]

Chalk danggg Nestor sucks

[shy schooner]

Jesus fucking christ

Needed some strikeouts and dude serves BP

[remote rapids]

😂😂😂padres can’t shake that sweep

3 home runs in one inning

[floral shoal]

I wonder what the little league World Series batters lines would’ve look like if we can bet on them😂

Over 5.5 H HR RBI

[shy schooner]

Run lines will be at 9.5

No lower than that

[floral shoal]

crazy stat 😂

[shy schooner]

But we got Casey Schmitt to cash already so let's hope for a bounce back

[primal mountain]

if we start betting on kids that age, we really need to rethink our priorities lol

do we even bet on kids sports that age?

[quartz tiger]

Ur telling me you wouldn’t bet on a chicken fight ?

[primal mountain]

lol

[quartz tiger]

Both are messed up

[floral shoal]

Some parents go to war still like if it’s the MLB I love it but nah betting on kids is a no no.

[primal mountain]

i'd bet on a chicken fight, sure....my bet would be which chicken would get to the fryer first

[quartz tiger]

But there’s money to be made

[quartz tiger]

Well just look at it as we think u can make it to the league or just be a benchwarmer

Not messed up at all

[floral shoal]

Was just curious what they’re lines would’ve be like

😂 they get so many runs it’s insane

[quartz tiger]

They should legalize it. The sponsors would go crazy and I know all the dads would be in it to win it

[shy schooner]

Freeland Under 7.5 HA ✅️

[floral shoal]

Yeah but coaches will start rigging games

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/benchwarmers-pyroo-rumg-i-am12-12-gif-13242365

[floral shoal]

And kids will think that stats matter more than team effort

[primal mountain]

LMAO

[shy schooner]

Shut up bitch https://twitter.com/MikeBeauvais/status/1956382949907054759?t=trouTrTj5oNNDzTLhUkgIg&s=19

Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais)

I cannot stress this enough:

If you were even contemplating gambling on Little League games, call the hotline right now.

Call the hotline.

X · Aug 15, 2025, 3:50 PM

[queen jetty]

The time i bet in ohanti walks they don’t walk him 😂😂😂

[shy schooner]

Betting on little league would make watching games 10x more fun

[gray surge]

@sour storm might be chalk

[floral shoal]

Exactly

[primal mountain]

yeah, but it would be wrong though

🙁

unless I got a cut

LOL

[sour storm]

I’ve already accepted

[floral shoal]

There’s the Joey I know

😂

[primal mountain]

"Sure, bet on my grandsons.....as long as I get a cut of the bet you make somehow"

then put that money in a child actor's savings account or trust

until they turn 18

[floral shoal]

Oooo that’s not a bad idea

[primal mountain]

UNDERS ALL THE WAY BABY

[floral shoal]

Pitcher props would be 7+ Ks

[primal mountain]

they got kids at Williamsport right now throwing 90

90!?

[floral shoal]

The baby formula changed after the year 2000

[shy schooner]

Nope

[floral shoal]

We’re all getting absolute units

[shy schooner]

Who cares fuck em kids!

[primal mountain]

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/little-league-world-series-aces-lightning-fast-pitches-overpower-hitters

Okay, 80

[shy schooner]

I can hit that with my eyes closed

[gaunt tinsel]

cash trout walk

[gaunt tinsel]

ramon couldn't hit a tree if it was pitched to him