┆⚾・baseball

[snow zenith]

😭

Twins game ain’t gon start till like 8

[visual flame]

Edwards 2nd homer of the season

[grizzled steppe]

Twins play Detroit tmr so if they don't play today props will be rebooted

[snow zenith]

Ouch what a hook

[sour storm]

SANCHEZ IS A DOG!!!!!!

[grizzled steppe]

Dam literally hook

[grizzled steppe]

Woof woof?

[mint lynx]

Ny Games def getting rescheduled

[primal mountain]

omg here we go with the bs again

come on agustin

[eager axle]

Nothing from Tj or Bryce so far? Jeez

[tawdry portal]

Rough start

Got a lot of progress to make next ab

[snow zenith]

Goo changeup

[sour storm]

How long is the twins game delayed

[eager axle]

Don’t tel me we getting cooked already

[snow zenith]

Ouch

[grizzled steppe]

Dam bro you love Diaz huh lol

[snow zenith]

Hunter brown is horrible now

[grizzled steppe]

Who'd you take

[grizzled steppe]

10 pitch inning is horrible I guess

[primal mountain]

not as much as I love chalking

[snow zenith]

His control is horrid😭

I didn’t take ks so I’m not complaining about the 10 pitch inning

I took pitchouts

[eager axle]

The one everyone got locked In. The 3 RBI plays

[snow zenith]

But still that control is not the same anymore

[heady kernel]

Is Greene limited today?

I think that might have been his last if he is

I’m hoping it was his last

[snow zenith]

Cash

Peña

[crude tartan]

Is it raining for the mariners or what?

[snow zenith]

To bad Corey seager is alive

[crude tartan]

So seager didn’t do shit again ?

[snow zenith]

Ofc

0/5

😭

[crude tartan]

God fucking dayum 0/5 Holly shit

[eager axle]

JOSE YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING BRUH

[snow zenith]

To be fair his first at bat should’ve been a homer but yk

I bet on him

[crude tartan]

I feel you bro Neto did me dirty af yesterday

[snow zenith]

Not this dirty

that’s literally a Homer

.838xBA AND NO HIT is insane

[primal mountain]

watch Yainer hit a HR lol

[snow zenith]

Probably

Walker is shit

Like really shit

[floral shoal]

DIAZ

[eager axle]

I see I should’ve saved my $ for this slip huh

[primal mountain]

This is why I love Diaz today lol

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/shreks-meme-gif-14773907558805575638

[eager axle]

Man ain’t no way lol

[primal mountain]

well, we don't know what Story's deal is yet

[haughty coyote]

Waddup w brown

[snow zenith]

Nun he ain’t doing bad

But he def gon be more contact pitching today

Cause his control ain’t good as of rn

[haughty coyote]

You think hes gonna hit his over pitchin outs

[primal mountain]

Story double

in scoring position

[crude tartan]

IMA PUT FREEMAN ON A SLIP AND WATCH HIM NOT GET SHIT LOL

[snow zenith]

Maybe not as easy no more

[solid stratus]

Hunter wtf you throwing at???

[snow zenith]

I just took Peña to get another RBI

[snow zenith]

his control is ass he pitching ass

[haughty coyote]

Im cooked

[snow zenith]

Wait

He just got a dp

[novel shard]

Phillies are ass today

[eager axle]

Ramirez on fraud alert atm

[snow zenith]

That double play just saved his ass

He’s on pace again chill

[crude tartan]

Fuuuuu dude that’s such a pain

[haughty coyote]

Bet my brother

[snow zenith]

as long as he finishes this inning under 30 pitches absolutely nothing to worry about

[sacred sand]

Anyone know if ohtani fantasy pts count for both his pitching and batting today?

[eager axle]

Is there time to bounce back or go ahead and chef the ramen?

[primal mountain]

oh yeah!

[crude tartan]

There’s time to cry

[eager axle]

Jesus lol

[junior aspen]

Anyone know why Woodruff only pitched 65 pitches and was pulled after 4 innings?

[visual flame]

Busch

[crude tartan]

Cs he’s a fucking bitch

[snow zenith]

He never really go deep

[junior aspen]

He went 7, 6, 6, and 6 innings his last 4 games

[primal mountain]

Dammit Hays....I KNEW IT

[crude tartan]

That’s what I said bro

[junior aspen]

Maybe the 65 pitches is in his pitch count

[snow zenith]

Yeah but with low pc he’s was cruising

[crude tartan]

Fucking chalked my pitching outs

[snow zenith]

Me to

[junior aspen]

Me too lol that’s why I’m asking

[primal mountain]

Marte just had a inside the park HR

omg

[crude tartan]

Ortiz was on fire today and he ruined it

[primal mountain]

probably they'll score it as him getting a double

[crude tartan]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-WhZ6ise333

😖😖

[snow zenith]

Damn that chalked me

did he really?

[haughty coyote]

Does it show his pitchin count on espn

[primal mountain]

well, they'll score it a double...and then the Phils just had throwing errors all over the place

[primal mountain]

they gave him a single

but he scored a run

[crude tartan]

Chalk it

[snow zenith]

Yeah he finished with 32 a little sweaty but if he keeps at this pace he might chalk us

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/stab-future-gif-12598389

[crude tartan]

They didn’t even use lube 😫😖

[shy schooner]

Woodruff getting pulled at 63 pitches is such horse shit. Did they even say why he got pulled yet ?

[eager axle]

Ite Ramirez now’s your chance to bring us back

[crude tartan]

Nelp they just fucked us with no Vaseline

[shy schooner]

https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/1955743149382623302?t=9aDOVckLGSv_paM0EUdnaw&s=19

Adam McCalvy (@AdamMcCalvy)

It was a planned short start for Brandon Woodruff, Pat Murphy said. First time on four days’ rest.

X · Aug 13, 2025, 9:27 PM

The books were fucking with us, should've known smh

[snow zenith]

WOWWW

Sanchez fucked me

By a little

[crude tartan]

I hope they plan to get fucked by karma

[haughty coyote]

Yea my boy time to start sweatin i needa start stayin away from PO

[marsh tinsel]

Indians are a bunch of frauds

[scarlet crescent]

We feeling over or under 5.5 strike outs for Shohei Ohtani

[snow zenith]

Wow Christopher actually chalked fantasy bro

Because of that circus show that Philly put on

[eager axle]

Ramirez chalk RBI?

[compact cove]

Trust

[visual flame]

Worst hitting average in the league id say they're living up to it

[compact cove]

that’s what tf i’m doing 😂

[versed fox]

Mitch Keller wanted to be a hero today 🤣💀😂

[eager axle]

I’m tryna trust lol

[compact cove]

2 Mann?

[crude tartan]

Bro I fucking hate this champion shit takes forever to pay so stupid

[eager axle]

they said he one of the best to lace em up for the for the guardians but everyone got stats on the board except Ramirez lol

[snow zenith]

I’m depressed no way Philly really ruined Sanchez start like that

[eager axle]

this baseball shii be stressful

[compact cove]

facts

[eager axle]

Well might as well go ahead lock for Esports tomorrow to make back some breadski

[tawdry portal]

how does vlad sell a 3-0 count

.......

tf

[crude tartan]

LMK what you got

[mint lynx]

Bro guerrero was supposed to get a homer smh

[tawdry portal]

a walk

into a run

but he swings

[crude tartan]

Does anyone know how to not be in champions?

[tawdry portal]

at a 3-0 count funny asf

[crude tartan]

You crazy my friend

[floral shoal]

Vlad better not do this today

[tawdry portal]

he will get 2 hrr

[eager axle]

Man imma take that chances…

[floral shoal]

I hope so 🤣

.299

[eager axle]

Need to see a MLB win

[floral shoal]

Mf better hit something

[gray surge]

mariners not playing tonight?

[haughty coyote]

Chill boy u gon get it back

[visual flame]

Horton putting the bluejays through it

[mint lynx]

Bro why did barger swing

Tht def was a ball

Wtf

[eager axle]

Is this game being played tonight or delayed before I lock lol

[mint lynx]

Friedl always cashing

[primal mountain]

they're warming up right now

[visual flame]

Phillies getting they ass beat

[snow zenith]

Ik but DAMN it wasn’t even his fault 🤦‍♂️

[snow zenith]

Ofc they can’t play defense

And they think they better than the Mets

[snow zenith]

Hunter what performance

[snow zenith]

Hm

[tawdry portal]

even with the weather delay you think they will through

[snow zenith]

Yeah

Start time at

8:55

[primal mountain]

probably not, but....if they don't, they'll either cancel it, postpone it till tomorrow, etc

[mint lynx]

Game cancelled

[compact cove]

still nothing sadly

[snow zenith]

what’s your source?

[eager axle]

It says delayed

[mint lynx]

Outside

Live in nyc

Its muggy out here

No sun ,super foggy

Was raining like crzy an hour ago

[haughty coyote]

Im cooked or wha

[crude tartan]

💀💀

[snow zenith]

Eh not really yet this next inning will tell us fs tho

[grizzled steppe]

Ok nice

[tawdry portal]

gunnar 3 pitch k

homeless mf

gilbert 8k game

[gaunt tinsel]

love cashing nrfi

[haughty coyote]

Lmk brodie

[snow zenith]

We chilling rn 71 pc 4ks 1 run should go 6

Let’s hope he don’t collapse in it like his last start

[compact cove]

Closed it out

[mint lynx]

No way

Bro how tf

[novel shard]

Ok cash Stowers. Rameriz better wake up

[haughty coyote]

🤞🤞

[novel shard]

Cash money as always

[eager axle]

Bro is Ramirez and Vladimir just running cardio like wtf is going on here man

[versed fox]

Cade Horton is pitching like 1955 Sandy Koufax tonight 😂

[novel shard]

Good lord Phillies were ass again today

[crude tartan]

Anyone got picks for last game?

[snow zenith]

Nothing bro save you cash

😭

[snow zenith]

Cash it twin

BANG VLADDY

[tawdry portal]

VLAD RUNS

WOOOO

[haughty coyote]

BANG

[eager axle]

Ramirez tho

can he get something damnit

[tawdry portal]

JRAM SINGLE

THERE IS LIGHT

LETS GET A RUN IN GUARDIANS

[somber condor]

Olson please respect coin

[timber sage]

Ohtani under ks?

[eager axle]

RAMIREZ PLEASE

ILL DRINK THIS WHOLE BOTTLE IF YOU CASH US

[valid wyvern]

7 rbis wild

[valid wyvern]

Bro relax

🤪

[graceful willow]

any lineups?

[eager axle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-it-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-4883506

[valid wyvern]

If he cash you gonna wake up tomorrow lol

[snow zenith]

Yo I missed every parlay by one

[eager axle]

I am

[crude tartan]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-tjFgm3KmSm

[eager axle]

lol

[snow zenith]

Why did the Phillies sell Sanchez like that fuck

[valid wyvern]

Cause they suck

Sorry money Harper

[solid stratus]

I almost picked Diaz today too 😭

[valid wyvern]

Aaron judge bout to get called up to my lineup

[crude tartan]

Praying for Michael

[tame summit]

Yall think Ramirez gon get it?

[valid wyvern]

Legacy time

[toxic compass]

Cal get a hit bud

[crude tartan]

Yes

[novel shard]

Probably going to an in game bet involving the Mets and twins (Soto/Larnach) or Lindor

[valid wyvern]

If larnach play lol

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-mkJ9yVamxM

[valid wyvern]

He was out last time I wanted to take his prop

[tawdry portal]

soto walk

nimmo up

pete on deck

PETE WILL 100% get 1 hrr this inning

all up to jram to get a hit

[primal mountain]

Finally agustin shit

[compact cove]

I closed my app

Lmk what’s going im drunk asab

😂😂😂😂😂

[tawdry portal]

BASES LOADED PETE UP

LET'S GET A SINGLE RBI

GRAND SLAM TO START THE INNING

[compact cove]

I’m drunk ash cuh😂

[tawdry portal]

RUNS PETE LETS GOOO

TWO RUN SINGLE

[tame summit]

YESSSS

[tawdry portal]

WE JUST NEED FUCKING JRAM TO CASH US

[eager axle]

WE JUST NEED RAMIREZ

[tawdry portal]

HE WILL GET A RBI IM POSITIVE

[barren ruin]

@marsh tinsel r we coooked ?

[eager axle]

IM REMAINING FAITHFUL

[tawdry portal]

marlins offense gonna fuck it up

[eager axle]

WE GOT IT I BELIEVE

[tawdry portal]

and joses team is the home team

bottom of 9th miricle

[gilded idol]

Peteeee

@tawdry portal u the goat man

All up to mookie now pray 🙏🏿

[tawdry portal]

Your fucking welcome good shit bro

[tawdry portal]

Should have taken Jram 1+ hit

😭

[eager axle]

If I see JRAM bang imma cry

[tawdry portal]

Instead of Mookie your shi would have been green

[eager axle]

That is all

[gilded idol]

yea man, i alrdy had it in

i wouldv but i think mookie can do it hea been on fire

[tawdry portal]

Oh Mookie cashing

H2H vs RHP at angels stadium

GUNNAR DOUBLE

[gilded idol]

u rlly cant make this up man greene sold me 1.8k

[tawdry portal]

DON'T EVER BET ON RILEY GREEN

i learned my lesson

[gilded idol]

And the day before kurtz

[gilded idol]

yea never again

[tawdry portal]

don't bet on green

i'm gonna have a talk with him this friday

[gilded idol]

call the manager

[tawdry portal]

tigers play the twins

i'm sitting behind home plate

i'm chirping the fuck out of him

[gilded idol]

u got any other slips like for the dodgers and yankees game

[tawdry portal]

twins vs yannkes started

i'll have more slips for tmmr

but idk i'll talk in chat and send the slip i don't gate keep

[stable fable]

any picks for late games?

[snow zenith]

Get the fuck outta here😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That’s not gone????????

[tawdry portal]

nth i like

WAIT

JRAM GETTING PINCH HIT

WTFFFF

NO WAY

or am i looking at this wrong

[crude tartan]

Bro that’s my rent money

[snow zenith]

No you 100% right

He’s done

[barren ruin]

is bo bichette gunna go over 1.5 HR-RBI??

[tawdry portal]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

[eager axle]

No way

[tawdry portal]

and it is not getting voided

wtf happend

i look away for a min

[gilded idol]

lmao

[eager axle]

How tf did he sell what is going on man

[mint lynx]

Nah

[tawdry portal]

he still had one more ab

i check to see when he's coming up i see someone in his spot

for hitting

wtf is this fruad

shi

[mint lynx]

Yea im prob gonna take a break ngl

Wait for the nfl season

[grizzled steppe]

Warning track

Wasn't robbed

[marsh tinsel]

Not sure yet. Bichette should have another ab

[mint lynx]

I cant seem to predict ts

Cant even hit the bare minimum

[gilded idol]

when nfl starts yall gotta put me on i dont know any nfl plays but ngl I was the same with baseball before i started betting on it i knew nothing about it now i know every play and call😭😂

[mint lynx]

Rushing yards

[eager axle]

-125 donated lol

Thank Jose

[mint lynx]

Eagles botta be free money and the ravens

[eager axle]

Time to go take a shot

[crude tartan]

Nimmo cashed you first inning hope Harris does that right now

[eager axle]

This any good?

[snow zenith]

I need Joe Ryan to do ass since he can’t do good when I need him to

[spark kite]

Need NBA back immediately

[grizzled steppe]

Nah I hope he plays amazing

[snow zenith]

No doubt

[mint lynx]

Word

[snow zenith]

oh shit

We on opposite sides

[mint lynx]

Baseball not as consistent as nfl or nba

[grizzled steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/im-watching-watch-you-eyes-on-you-kid-cute-gif-16282723

[tawdry portal]

jram such a fucking fruad

wow

i don't give a fuck if it's a blowout

pussy

that has to be the reason

[novel shard]

In game play

[torn tusk]

Dodgers say ohtani only going 4 innings but he’s 1.1 for over 4 innings

Am I missing something

[snow zenith]

He’s going 5

Did they not say that

[torn tusk]

No they said 4

[halcyon pasture]

I’ll take it streak start going ✅

[toxic compass]

Yall rich asf

[halcyon pasture]

They said he’s going 5 innings

[potent otter]

Shohei pitching outs the freeest prop i ever saw in my life

[potent otter]

Shohei is going 5 innings

[toxic compass]

He’s not going 5 I promise

[potent otter]

Rip to the parlays and streaks

[toxic compass]

He’ll get shelled way before 5.

[potent otter]

He going 5

[toxic compass]

Watch lmao

[gaunt tinsel]

hes goin 5

[eager axle]

Jose Ramirez you are overhyped

Fraud

[toxic compass]

Literally over 500 k bet on him today

[eager axle]

Can’t wait for nba to come back n

[crude tartan]

I think everyone just wants nba back that’s the only sport that really made us money

October is just too far start it tomorrow

[snow zenith]

All the Yankees are making really hard contact

Ryan gonna get railed soon

[novel shard]

Good lord man, third time today a ticket had been killed because they sub for my mofo before he can get his last at bat. Unreal

[versed fox]

⚾️🪜✅️

[snow zenith]

Damn

Might have to join that cord

[eager axle]

So Jose just not gonna play last inning ?

[novel shard]

He’s done, they pinch hit for him

Manager being a pussy and over paid player doing nothing to earn his paycheck

[eager axle]

Insane

[mint lynx]

Yea bro im def taking a break

For like a week

[eager axle]

I knew I should’ve ran the 2 man

[novel shard]

Soto cashed in game with a home run

[tawdry portal]

he would have got a hit too

[mint lynx]

Bo bichette 0 H R RBI

[tawdry portal]

they just knew it wasn't going to be enough

[mint lynx]

What a joke

[tawdry portal]

fucking scum bags

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-KpASslpsRn

Not baseball but holy shit did I need that.

[mint lynx]

Ik u was sweating

[marsh tinsel]

Shit. Sweating is an understatement. When citron had 4 ots entering the 4th i thought i was effd

[eager axle]

Is Julio selling us too bruh

Like come on man

Wtf is this baseball shi

[mint lynx]

I gotta start taking unders fr

[floral shoal]

Altuve sold rowdy

[tawdry portal]

no

[eager axle]

What’s he at

[tawdry portal]

he's getting 2 hrr

[eager axle]

Fantasy

[tawdry portal]

so is gunnar his inning

[tawdry portal]

0

[proven umbra]

Ohtani under 14.5 pitching outs

[tawdry portal]

game still 0-0

[spark kite]

Ohtani under Ks?

[eager axle]

How do you have 0 fantasy this far in the game

[grave stratus]

This too good to be true

Might run it

[proven umbra]

I’d stay away from his strikeouts. Dave Roberts said he’s going 4 innings 🤷‍♂️

[toxic compass]

Under

[tawdry portal]

crazy that these mfs get paided millons for this type of preformance

atleast have 1 hit in a game should be possible

i could 100% go yard first ab against any of these punk marlin pitchers

[gentle warren]

hit or miss ?

[tawdry portal]

money

6ks in 4 innings

[mint lynx]

Blue jays stat sheet was terrible

[gentle warren]

here go with the baton shi

[mint lynx]

Idk what happened

[tawdry portal]

gunnar out

great job

[sour storm]

Bellinger Homer

[novel shard]

Ammo builder

[mint lynx]

Bro the red sox scored 14 yesterday

And they only score 1 against the same team 💀

I get its a diff pitcher but wtf

[tawdry portal]

ohtani triple

first ab

W

[novel shard]

I was trying to take him instead of volpe but underdog locked him and then he hits a homer run lol

[visual flame]

It's ok I also had to take volpe

[novel shard]

Let’s get the win

[visual flame]

Im down

[grizzled steppe]

He already at9 lol

[solid stratus]

Pray for me

[grizzled steppe]

Its Hunter brown bro

Huge difference from spaghetti

[tawdry portal]

julio finally got a hit rogers holding these mfs down geez

ABOUT TIME

TRIPLE

JULIO

RUN INCOMING

[tawdry portal]

gunnar hopefully get's a hit next ab

[primal mountain]

or walks, or gets hit by a pitch

lol

[tawdry portal]

i got 1.5 hrr

[primal mountain]

oh 🙏

hope he gets a hit for you

[tawdry portal]

would be a nice hit lol

t o end the night

[visual flame]

Didn't know smith was back i had muncy on the slip

[gentle warren]

hit or miss ?

[grizzled steppe]

You asked already bro

[gentle warren]

i drift

[spark kite]

Ohtani bouta give trout a free homer

[gilded idol]

W mookie

[tawdry portal]

W

MOUNTCASTLE HOMER

1-1 MARLINS VS ORIRLES

[eager axle]

GUNNAR I NEED YOU TO MAKE BACK MY DONATION BY RAMIREZ

[gilded idol]

any mlb Live slips lookin promising?

thinkin bout putting some in

[eager axle]

GOOD HIT G

[gilded idol]

thanks man, I need that W after getting sold by this bum

[novel shard]

Larnach cashed in game. Cmon Olsen. You better get it done

[gilded idol]

good looks you got plenty of time left hopefully he clutches up

[tawdry portal]

Mayo single

[novel shard]

He had a beautiful chance last inning with a guy on third and 1 out but couldn’t get the sac fly

[potent otter]

Man shohei boutta tear the angels up 😭😭😭😭

[gilded idol]

bottom third what u thinking he gets atleast 3 More AB

[gilded idol]

only problem with this screenshot is your underdog being in light mode😭

[novel shard]

What’s that mean?

[gilded idol]

your phones not in dark mode

[novel shard]

Oh

[snow zenith]

Shit flash banged me when I opened it

[novel shard]

My bad. lol

[novel shard]

He will get 2 more at bats assuming he doesn’t get pinch hitter for because it’s been a regular theme for my slips today.

[tawdry portal]

RUNS ORIOLES

GET GUNNAR UP THIS INNING

[grizzled steppe]

Sadly they won't

[pseudo breach]

Cash Ohtani free strikeouts pick

[tawdry portal]

another hit

gunnar in the hole

[pseudo breach]

https://tenor.com/view/йокелемене-men-in-black-light-sunglasses-gif-15516530

[grizzled steppe]

We will be seeing him in the 8th

Better then not

[humble spear]

community pack looking nice

[tawdry portal]

GUNNAR UO

[grizzled steppe]

OH SNAP NVM

[snow zenith]

Umpire got the over on Ryan

[tawdry portal]

he has to get a single

here

bro

i'd jump with joy hahah

https://tenor.com/view/joey-joey-tribbian-funny-stare-wink-gif-20597720

[grizzled steppe]

Pitchers afraid of him

[grizzled steppe]

Good

[tawdry portal]

WTFFF

THIS DUDE

[novel shard]

Need Olsen bad in this at bat

[primal mountain]

good job Gunnar

[tawdry portal]

WHY WE STRIKING OUT

[grizzled steppe]

Gunner is fucking trash

[eager axle]

Did Gunnar sell

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/brSatmm66Ka.gif

[eager axle]

Are we cooked

[tawdry portal]

very low chance we see this mf

[snow zenith]

Badly

[primal mountain]

not yet

[tawdry portal]

bottom of 9th

[grizzled steppe]

Yea he struck out

[tawdry portal]

need runs for mariners

otherwise cooked

[eager axle]

Both slips off by 1 lmao

Imma be -200 fw mlb tonight

[novel shard]

Profar is good

[potent otter]

We watching 😂😂

[grizzled steppe]

Jesus lol

[primal mountain]

yay

[eager axle]

Well the 3 man sold by Ramirez the “Cleveland goat”
And now this slip gonna get sold by Gunnar who apparently can’t get hits sitting at 6.5 fantasy

[eager axle]

I see I’m just tailing all the Dono plays

[primal mountain]

"Dono"?

[tawdry portal]

it's just unlucky events bro

don't beat yourself up

[spark kite]

Freeman bro

Bro so ass when i take him

Need a homer now

[tawdry portal]

wait gunnar can't even get another ab

this is so fucked up

this game needs to get tied up

[novel shard]

He’s literally shitting the bed while everyone else doing good on the team and he had decent history against the pitcher

[primal mountain]

I just closed my eyes and made that slip right now

lol

[novel shard]

I’m about to fire a utter destruction nuke on that game

[primal mountain]

holy hell mets are imploding

[novel shard]

Nuke has been fired

[mint lynx]

Ofc the day i don’t take caminero

[mint lynx]

Nah u be bugging

[mint lynx]

Should hit thi

[primal mountain]

this is good

[mint lynx]

Ik homies account is stashed

[novel shard]

I had to wait until B Lowe at bat and hope he did nothing

[mint lynx]

Aye they say the poorer get poorer, the richer gets richer

[potent otter]

Should've took his pitching outs

[mint lynx]

Def gotta have the money to splurge

To win consistently

[primal mountain]

Michael Harris grand slammy incoming

[novel shard]

I need a damn hit from the Braves to cash Olsen. He’s on third base

[crude tartan]

I want to be like you when I grow up

[crude tartan]

He cashed me already thank you for the pick may god repay you with more wins

[novel shard]

What divorced and paying alimony. You don’t want that lol

[gilded idol]

mets just choked a 6-0 lead😂😂

[novel shard]

Fuck yes

Olsen just scored

[tawdry portal]

riding these two also

let's see homers

[snow zenith]

Bro the Yankees can’t score oh my lord they are atrocious

[primal mountain]

oh wow

he DID hit that grand slam

LMAO

[versed fox]

Took a shot at his elevated line. Played his OG line also.
Should be ok either way.

[half valley]

Cal Raleigh doesn’t like to hit the ball anymore?

Pitcher was shitty and he was shitter

[tawdry portal]

Looks like we getting a bottom of 9th

[novel shard]

Cash this and now the utter destruction nuke is on the house (kinda lol)

[tawdry portal]

For Gunnar

To not get a plate appearance

[versed fox]

⚾️✅️

[tawdry portal]

I like how you bet

Betting $333

Or all ins

😂

Looks like you deposit each time you place a slip

[novel shard]

$333, $777. The $999 was because I didn’t want to do a straight 1K

[novel shard]

I withdraw as fast as I win

And then deposit as needed

[visual flame]

Jinn getting fucked up

[tawdry portal]

Smart fella right folks take notes

2-3

One more run to tie the game

[novel shard]

Had one of these apps refuse to pay me so I like to have the money out fast and underdog pays immediate on some cases

[tawdry portal]

Let’s get Gunnar up now

[visual flame]

40 pitches in the first is a new level of awful

[grizzled steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-ryan-minnesota-twins-twins-ryan-baseball-gif-4722897853138111461

Joes so good bro

[primal mountain]

alright Mariners/O's....we need OT

[tawdry portal]

TIE GAME

[tawdry portal]

Very much extra innings for

[primal mountain]

until Gunnar's turn at the plate

[tawdry portal]

Gunnar to do smth

Idc who wins

[snow zenith]

Hell no bro couldn’t go 6 against the royals😭

[tawdry portal]

Just need Gunnar to get 2hrr

If Gunnar can do his job

[primal mountain]

we need these O batters to suck

[tawdry portal]

I promise myself not to put a bet in for one week

[floral shoal]

BANG

[compact cove]

Yeah wtf I should’ve done

[tawdry portal]

Wouldn’t we want quick outs

Here

Because than it would go to extra innings if they don’t score

Than Gunnar can get a runner on bag during Extra innings

[tawdry portal]

Good k

[primal mountain]

Pray that the M's coach doesn't send the IBB sign to the pitcher

[gilded idol]

Lowe up next

[tawdry portal]

Another good out

[gilded idol]

lowe needa hit here

[primal mountain]

oh, so NOW Simpson hits like a leadoff hitter

[tawdry portal]

Lowe runs here would be dope

[primal mountain]

where the f was all this two weeks ago?

[eager axle]

I need Gunnar fantasy is he batting

[tawdry portal]

Soon

Hopefully

Need extra innings

2-2 count

Cross fingers

[primal mountain]

HELL YES

I hope Gunnar gets hit by a pitch

[grizzled steppe]

He's the last out of the extras

[primal mountain]

(for us with his FP)

I hope he gets a hit (for everyone else that has his HRR)

[tawdry portal]

Holiday pls strike out right here

OMG RUNS

[gilded idol]

loweeeeeeWww

[tawdry portal]

BRANDON LOWEEE

[gilded idol]

Lowwweee

[tawdry portal]

MOOOO. SHOT

[gilded idol]

HOMERRRR

WWWWWWWW

LOWEEE HOMERRRRR

[tawdry portal]

NOOOO

WHY RUNS

WALK OFF

WE SERIOUS ??

[primal mountain]

😭

[tawdry portal]

Bottom of 9th

2 outs

And we double rbi

[marsh tinsel]

Lowe dinger was massive

[tawdry portal]

Pack it up

[marsh tinsel]

2.5 hrr

[gilded idol]

Now just need tyler les get it

[tawdry portal]

I can ignore the losses from the last two games if this hits

I’m not even gonna watch the game. I’m just gonna go to bed.

If I don’t see a notification from underdog at midnight, I’ll know my fate

[gilded idol]

im with u bro😂

[novel shard]

Halfway there

[primal mountain]

not IF.....WHEN

[novel shard]

For real. It only takes one at bat and we will have a few chances

[gilded idol]

MOOOKIEEEEEEEEEE singleeeee

[primal mountain]

yeah, like take 10 bucks of that win money and going to buy a double-double at In-N-Out

lol

[snow zenith]

Yankees are pathetic

[primal mountain]

freeman grand slam maybe

nvm

lol

[gilded idol]

soderstorm up nextt les get it

[marsh tinsel]

Freeman is ass

[novel shard]

Let’s get a home run here from soderstorm

[tawdry portal]

Tyler solo homer

Would be dope

[eager axle]

2 nukes lost by some bs

[tawdry portal]

Ping me if the mfs do smth

[eager axle]

I’m beyond heated

[snow zenith]

Subpar day today🤦‍♂️

[tawdry portal]

1-2 count

Tyler getting tucked in

Ping me if he contributes to the game in anyway

[eager axle]

TY MLB I love to donate

going to bed

[grizzled steppe]

Need Joe out of this game asap

[snow zenith]

This is a game where the A’s get shut out

[tawdry portal]

There run is over

[eager axle]

Now Brent rooker not doing shi

[snow zenith]

Nah that nigga fucked me already

[eager axle]

will I go 0/3 ?

[snow zenith]

He can do what he likes

[tawdry portal]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-good-night-sleepy-gif-11683163696984946875

[grizzled steppe]

Fuck hes coming back out 😭

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-wpTWgBhynR

[heady kernel]

Does that count as a strikeout?

For ohtani

[shy schooner]

Cash it in the 4th✅️

[spark kite]

Freddy so bad.

[grizzled steppe]

BANG

@snow zenith JOE SHEISTY

[shy schooner]

Still got a couple ab left

[spark kite]

He had his best chance for that FS

bases loaded and dude Ks

couldnt even get an rbi😭

[novel shard]

Next inning could be the one for Soderstorm. Need the 2 batters ahead of him to get on so a damn hit can secure the over 1.5HRR. It’s his second look at the pitcher. Batters generally do best in their second and third looks at a pitcher. Let’s get the win next inning

[warm dome]

Ohtani owns trout

That’s wild

[tawdry dagger]

did joe ryan get over hits allowed ?

[eager axle]

Did Brent rooker do anything yet or go to bed

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-CssHLjq5pS

Cash it

[gilded idol]

yessir took the risk on two streaks payed off

[eager axle]

I got rooker for 1.5 HIT/RUNS/RBI

[gilded idol]

he got ked

[eager axle]

-.-

0/3 in mlb

This is ridiculous meanwhile mfs in here hitting 4-6 man’s easily

[novel shard]

Fucking athletics. Such a sorry ass team when they disappear

[eager axle]

thank you Ramirez
Thank you Rooker
Thank you Gunnar
Yall all need to retire

F**** bums

[tawdry portal]

We just getting hooked on unfortunate events during these games bro

[novel shard]

Beautiful

[tawdry portal]

The guardians getting shelled

Uncalled for

For Jram

[eager axle]

I ain’t mad at you gang. I trust all yalls slips just sucked we getting hoed the way we are

[crude tartan]

I got him for 1.5 less strikeouts

[tawdry portal]

He just a k

So the way these nfs playing

[crude tartan]

Lmfao you gotta be kidding me

[tawdry portal]

He gonna go down 3 times in K’s

[crude tartan]

Jesus fuck

[eager axle]

I go look at the play by play and first thing I see is “rooker” strikes out

https://tenor.com/view/2021-garbage-trash-gif-24252544

[shy schooner]

Neto RBI double, he's really in ohtani's head right now. From the triple play yesterday to this today

[proven umbra]

Never a doubt 😅

[grizzled steppe]

They really said ohtani goblin po free lmao

[inner trench]

Bang!

[marsh tinsel]

@novel shard theres your Larnach double in the 9th....

[potent otter]

Oh nah Ohtani the goat for getting pulled

[tawdry portal]

Dude A’s may have actually got a chance at this game

They remember how to hit

[marsh tinsel]

Never mind. Im an idiot and forgot he already cashed for you.

[novel shard]

All good. I appreciate you looking out for me.

[gilded idol]

Soderstorm homer loading 🙏🏿

[marsh tinsel]

Another night at this As parking lot with the wind blowing out and nothing. As gotta get it going here now.

[crude tartan]

Come on Ohtani one more hit

[marsh tinsel]

Hopefully they can run through Rasmussen again.

[novel shard]

Next inning is critical

[novel shard]

He can definitely do it

[gilded idol]

lets pray or atleast a double and than the next person after him gets a single

[novel shard]

I want the two guys ahead of him to get on base and then he hits a base hit to score one

It’s all right there for the taking. Why these guys go stone cold as an entire team offense is mind blowing

Live odds have 3 more runs scoring. We need them from the As

I think soderstorm has 2 at bats left

[solid stratus]

Smooth hundo

[eager axle]

Wish I could get paid millions to barely hit the Baseball and put on a uniform

and this is the highest paid sport?

[solid stratus]

NBA definitely the highest paid lol

[crude tartan]

Can Ohtani get another hit

[eager axle]

Out of every prop you posted I just had to catch the one that didn’t hit

And you done Smacked over 10+ props

[primal mountain]

i'm sorry

i wish it was a bonafide exact science, but it's tough to pick

[eager axle]

Whoever said rooker I hate you💔

😂

[stuck basin]

Dropping NFL who's online 🟢say ADD
After hit send me some bread 🍞 deal 🤝

[late bobcat]

🔥

[gilded idol]

nah soccer is if we wana be technical

honestly excited for the soccer season to start back up

[solid stratus]

Well in America that is

NBA

[crude tartan]

I just need caminero and Ohtani to get one more hit please

[marsh tinsel]

I agree with this. They can easily get there. Its a home run ball park the last 2 nights. Winds been blowing out and theres no stands. Its primo for anything.

[eager axle]

Alright rooker do something brother

[versed fox]

🏀✅

[gilded idol]

Wow

what are the Athletics doing man that was the fastest inning of all time

[marsh tinsel]

Jesus h christ soderstrom

[novel shard]

Fucking As are straight frauds. No spine, no pride

[marsh tinsel]

I walked away to piss and came back and it was over.

[crude tartan]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-AQPFCD5It0

Please ohtani one more hit

[novel shard]

I went to get a drink so I could celebrate the win in that inning and these fuckers over here just doing nothing. I stand behind my thoughts that all athletes with the exception of hockey players are over paid

[marsh tinsel]

Need to switch focus on the LA freeway battle i guess

[marsh tinsel]

Facts

[novel shard]

We will have one more chance in the bottom of the ninth.

[stuck basin]

Dropping baseball who's online 🟢say ADD
After hit send me some bread 🍞 deal 🤝

[marsh tinsel]

Correct. I had Pages for .5 hrr and he just had a home run robbed. Lol.

[crude tartan]

Go fuck yourself

[novel shard]

I really felt this was a solid play

[crude tartan]

Ohtani gonna homer again like last time

[novel shard]

Didn’t expect the As to no show

[marsh tinsel]

Still can be. This game is crazy boring but its tight. Potential extras again.

[novel shard]

The As have 3 hits and it’s by players with the lowest batting average lol.
You can’t make this stupid shit up

[grizzled steppe]

Bang

[eager axle]

I’m glad everyone in here cashed a slip but me

good wins to all yall🔥

[shy schooner]

Nicholas Kurtz not even starting

[eager axle]

Rooker finally gets a hit just to get out

[marsh tinsel]

Thats been my last 3 weeks. I feel you. Finally hit 2 today for chump change but it was a small confidence boost.

[novel shard]

Well he’s sucked ass

[shy schooner]

Is it something injury related or just rest day off?

[novel shard]

To get his head straight

He will come back better for it

[eager axle]

I mainly bet esports so I make break but I donated all my winnings from LOL this morning to mlb

[shy schooner]

He hasn't homered since his 4 HR game

[marsh tinsel]

He'll probably pinch hit for Soderstrom....

[eager axle]

Everyone keep saying this where the $ is but I have yet to see it

Well I see it… just not in MY ACCOUNT

[novel shard]

Lord I hope not

[marsh tinsel]

I just have a small feeling something stupid and asinine will happen like that.

[novel shard]

It wouldn’t surprise me. It’s happened on 3 of my 4 earlier slips and all for the last dude I needed

[primal mountain]

Soderstrom is just unexplainable

[novel shard]

He should pinch hit for Cortes. That guy is garbage and brought nothing to the lead off spot

[marsh tinsel]

He should be working at the snack bar

[novel shard]

I’ve been live betting for Rooker to get over .5HRR and those look like they are gonna chalk.

Can’t figure out how dudes can’t get a single hit or anything

[crude tartan]

JUST LET OHTANI GET ONE MORE HIT PLEASE!!

[marsh tinsel]

Alright As, its go time.

[crude tartan]

As long as he doesn’t get strikeout

[novel shard]

And Ohtani is either ass or home run

[marsh tinsel]

Fuckin robbed shohei. Omg

[crude tartan]

Ass

[novel shard]

Dude is a walking strikeout

[crude tartan]

Chalk city once again see you guys next week on pay day

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-AQPFCD5It0
All my slips chalked by one leg 🙂

[gilded idol]

will the athletics game go to a mid 9th?

[marsh tinsel]

Sounds about right

[crude tartan]

Dam they love strikouts

[marsh tinsel]

They're the home team and down by 4. Use some logic here.

[gilded idol]

I dont know baseball like that man

askin a genuine question

[marsh tinsel]

Fair enough. Im sorry. Im bitter about an earlier deal. Didn't mean to take it out on you.

[primal mountain]

I've seen crazy shit happen bottom of the 9th

the odds aren't good for them to tie it up

but.....it's been known to happen

[marsh tinsel]

Yes, it should most definitely go to the bottom of the 9th.

[crude tartan]

I hope they tie up man please

God dayum three strike outs in a row is crazy work

Come on junior one more hit please

[gilded idol]

TB homer man

wtf

[primal mountain]

interesting

[crude tartan]

Lets fucking go junior

[gilded idol]

soderstorm can feed families right here

[crude tartan]

Is Homer a hit or they don’t count that shit as a hit

[primal mountain]

gonna need a Langy double or better

[gilded idol]

it is

[primal mountain]

Rooker double or better

[gilded idol]

why wouldnt it be

[primal mountain]

and a Soderstrom HR

[crude tartan]

I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t count it as a hit

[novel shard]

Let’s see if the As have any pride

[crude tartan]

Because everything’s fucking rigged man 🙃

As long as Tyler doesn’t strikeout please homer that shit to feed families

[novel shard]

It’s a hit bro

[tawdry portal]

A’s last 3 go down on ground outs

Watch

[crude tartan]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-eSStwbuz0w
Now need golf to smack

[crude tartan]

As long as there’s no strikeout for storm

[primal mountain]

that was a desperation swing

[crude tartan]

And there’s a strikeout lmfao

[primal mountain]

look at the last pitch's trajectory

geez

[crude tartan]

And the ball was thrown pretty slow compared to the other ones

[primal mountain]

wtf rooker

[crude tartan]

wtf 🤣🤣🤣

Jesus fucking he’ll

[gilded idol]

soderstorm hit

[primal mountain]

oh shit

[gilded idol]

but is it worth it

[primal mountain]

come on home soderstrom

[gilded idol]

cmon thomas

[marsh tinsel]

Are you fuckin serious?! Strikeout without a pitch?!

[novel shard]

Fuck a single

What the fuck

[crude tartan]

Fuck yes 😭😭

[primal mountain]

he's gonna steal 3rd

[crude tartan]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-VAjTYys9zL
Golf second slip lets goo

[gilded idol]

soderstorm cmonnn

what does a blocked strike mean

[primal mountain]

like a check swing

[grizzled steppe]

You mean a foul tip?

[primal mountain]

but he went over the imaginary line

[gilded idol]

it said blocked strike

[grizzled steppe]

Steals don't count anymore

As not playing the right defense for it to be a steal

[primal mountain]

oh

[crude tartan]

I hope dodger go an extra inning and Othani hits

[tawdry portal]

gg

He decided to get a hit too late

K

[gilded idol]

thomas might walk

[tawdry portal]

lol

[gilded idol]

nvm

[tawdry portal]

Strike out W way to end the game

Trash ass batters

[novel shard]

Fuck man, too little too late

[marsh tinsel]

Fuck it all.

[novel shard]

Sorry guys. We needed the hit early in the game. Not that last inning bullshit

[marsh tinsel]

On to first round golf. What's the top 10 play?

[novel shard]

lol

I’ll show you what I’m playing

[primal mountain]

🤣

[tawdry portal]

I seriously got hooked by .5😭

Everything after those 1 PM games were literally just comedy

[crude tartan]

Honestly thank god dodger are getting swept

And this is why people prefer pitchers lol

[novel shard]

Here is my play tomorrow

[rose girder]

👑👑👑

Won’t last another series though

[marsh tinsel]

Worth a shot. See you tomorrow. Gotta hit the hay before stopping some crime tomorrow

[grizzled steppe]

They play each other next wdym lol

[novel shard]

Flex play for tomorrow.

[gilded idol]

skubal over ks tommorow?

[limber leaf]

Kbo!?

[floral shoal]

Could’ve had an amazing day.

Always that one guy man…

[rose girder]

That’s what I mean. It’s in LA we won’t keep the lead

[floral shoal]

Always 😂😂

[floral shoal]

Shared these all in the chat too

So for now on just flex my locks

😂😂

A dub is a dub regardless 😉

[novel shard]

I’m right there with you. A damn .5 hook prevented a $8000 day with 6200 of that as profit.

Should have flexed my early morning play.

[floral shoal]

Dead ass might take your advice and start flexing my 3 men. And just bet higher amounts. A wins a win 🤷‍♂️

So Many bets by 1 and it’s crazy

[novel shard]

So far I placed two 3 player slips for tomorrow and I flexed both

Just looking to make ammo

[floral shoal]

I might take a day break and just watch the games tomorrow and study on more @ batters that are getting hot. actually get a better idea for fridays lays.

[novel shard]

another thing I’ve noticed is if I try to group my first slip to early games it’s harder to hit. I’m gonna start building slips that involve players from the first game to the last game instead of limiting myself to early, middle and late games

Did that make sense

[hard pendant]

Is y'all underdog workin?

I can't log in 💔🥀

[novel shard]

Mine is

[hard pendant]

Ain't letting me login

[zealous gust]

i can’t long into any apps lmao

[floral shoal]

My theory is I bet on the batters that are around the .290-300+ range and make sure they’re going against pitchers that are 4.5 and below. And I bet my lays in series so if 3 games start with good batters and Trash pitchers. I’ll bet on the best @bat on the 3 games and add them to a lay. Then wait for the later games that start all @ the same time, then repeat the process.

[novel shard]

Ok. I like it

[floral shoal]

If I see skenes pitching or any other good pitcher idc if it’s judge or Ohtani, I ain’t taking them.

Even if they are on a hot streak.

Pitchers always decide games

[hard pendant]

U can't log in to underdog either ?

[novel shard]

True. I do avoid good pitchers

Ok. Tomorrow is a new day. We win tomorrow

[floral shoal]

We hit more than we lose cause research does matter when it comes to MLB. It’s way more technical

Not just luck.

[novel shard]

Yes

[floral shoal]

Damn right 👀

[novel shard]

The only luck that comes in to play is bad luck

[floral shoal]

Ain’t ts the truth

[hoary grail]

Yo guys

[hoary grail]

Who needs em hrs for tdy?

[topaz jay]

did i cook

[primal mountain]

Gunnar broke a lot of hearts last night

😭

if only he got hit by a pitch at his last AB

lol

[mint lynx]

Donation

[mint lynx]

No way u hitting if i cant get 0.5

[topaz jay]

i’ll show you

i’ll show all of you!

https://tenor.com/view/uprising-village-angry-grab-pitch-forks-gif-16568046

[mint lynx]

Im tellin u bro😂

Not even trynna doubt

U took everything for a 1.5 over