┆⚾・baseball

[warm dome]

Even if he only pitches 1-2 innings

[gilded idol]

Do yall think woo goes over fantasy today ?

Im also looking for one more pick to pair with this

[grizzled steppe]

He went under last time in Sacramento

But went over in Seattle

[gilded idol]

what u think for today?

A lot of the pitchers have been selling lately or starting good than giving up hella runs

[gaunt tinsel]

yea chalk marte

[grizzled steppe]

Ima be on prize picks

[primal mountain]

Marte's gone

dammit

[gilded idol]

his fantasy on PP is 32

sleepers is lower

[grizzled steppe]

Different scoring

So not really

[chilly folio]

wrap it up marte

[grizzled steppe]

Still looking for more people to join my fantasy football league lol

If anyone wants in

[gilded idol]

im tryna get into football ik nothing at all about it tho

[grizzled steppe]

Lol lmk I’ll teach you

Super easy

[pallid musk]

Fr looks like we going top of the 9th

[grizzled steppe]

I’m adding you now

[tranquil raft]

wait what?

[primal mountain]

he's got one more AB.....but the chances are slim he gets a single

[gaunt tinsel]

i would but i just made one wit my boys

[chilly folio]

looks like my losing streak continues😭😭

unless he decides to lock in

[pallid musk]

He better lock in bruh

[grizzled steppe]

Make another one with me LMAO

[pallid musk]

3 more

[gaunt tinsel]

how many u got

[pallid musk]

I mean he’s been doing good so maybe I still have faith ish

[grizzled steppe]

5 rn

Potentially 7 not counting you

Going for 12

[gaunt tinsel]

wha app

[grizzled steppe]

ESPN

[primal mountain]

BICHETTE SINGLE 😭

(i needed a double or better)

[tranquil raft]

just need one damn single from Marte....he averages 1-2 every game. Please Marte!!!!

[gaunt tinsel]

im on tha alr😭

[sour storm]

Dam

[novel shard]

I had him for a single

[chilly folio]

praying harder than i’ve ever prayed before

[grizzled steppe]

And 😭 😭

[primal mountain]

i know, I tailed your slip LMAO

[scarlet crow]

need peralta to implode rn

[grizzled steppe]

You can have multiple leagues lol

[gaunt tinsel]

send link

[primal mountain]

NOW WE JUST NEED ADLEY

[novel shard]

He’s a clutch player. We are gonna need at least one more at bat from him

[novel shard]

Hahaha

[pallid musk]

Praying

[novel shard]

Need Rutschman now

[pallid musk]

If he hits a homer u good

[grizzled steppe]

I asked you a question in pm

https://fantasy.espn.com/football/league/join?leagueId=731581584&inviteId=7802911d-90cb-4ebc-b045-b6657b229a44

[primal mountain]

Bichette gets one more AB

[spark vault]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1950629114576343490?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

BREAKING: The Cincinnati Reds are acquiring third baseman Ke’Bryan Hayes in a trade with the Pittsburgh Pirates, sources tell ESPN. Hayes is among the best defensive players in baseball and has five years of club control beyond this season.

X · Jul 30, 2025, 6:46 PM

[pallid musk]

If the twins decide to go on a come back we good

[chilly folio]

rogers..

wow.

[timber atlas]

Duran heard them trade talks and took it personal

[grizzled steppe]

He’s still getting traded

[novel shard]

Good lord, Carpenter and Duran both with a HR. Wish I had them separate from Ketel and Salvy

[tranquil raft]

lol whats frustrating...is when you have a bet...and you have one player that your confident in. Then the others hit and the one you trusted fails lol

[warm dome]

I’m genuinely pissed

[novel shard]

That always sucks

[primal mountain]

Altuve HR

[grizzled steppe]

Why

[primal mountain]

wow

NOW ANNOUNCE OHTANI TO THE CAVS

lol

[warm dome]

You already know why

[pallid musk]

Merch bello ass every at bat has been 2 strikes in play out

[grizzled steppe]

Yea my fault

[warm dome]

Coulda taken Jackson Holliday hrr or Altuve hrr instead I take a god damn relief pitcher

What am I doing

[chilly folio]

it’s okay

i’m about to be in tears here in a couple innings

[pallid musk]

Fam I’m bout to be in tears bc Bello doesn’t know how to get kd

[knotty cape]

i need at least another single from him, for O 1.5

[pallid musk]

Ks

[grizzled steppe]

Should’ve took fantasy

[chilly folio]

didn’t someone say earlier it’s gonna be a Whine Wednesday? lol

[grizzled steppe]

Dam why’s that

[primal mountain]

me too

[chilly folio]

professional baseball players don’t know how to play baseball 🤠

damnn shannon sharpe just got fired

[pallid musk]

Nigga would say that after the game is almost over

[grizzled steppe]

Dawg I didn’t know you took Ks

[pallid musk]

Lowkey

I was thinking bout outs

But

[grizzled steppe]

That’s green

[scarlet crow]

was he guilty

[pallid musk]

Idk why I took ks bc on Hardrock

It said 18.5

I think

[chilly folio]

he paid the girl like 20 million

[pallid musk]

So I was like damn that’s 7 inning

[chilly folio]

and she retired from onlyfans

[grizzled steppe]

Not really

[knotty cape]

i’m gonna need Henderson too for O 1.5 so praying for both to hit something

[scarlet crow]

thats wild he mustve been guilty

[chilly folio]

yeah they reached a settlement or sum

it’s crazy tho, she retired and he got fired.

ESPN in 5 🤚🏽

[scarlet crow]

girls got it easy

[pallid musk]

Like fam every damn play

2 strikes den out

Just do your fucking job get the ks

[spark vault]

haha

[grizzled steppe]

Dam he just cashed the outs

[primal mountain]

me too

whatever you need, i need it too

[grizzled steppe]

You don’t use Prize picks ?

[primal mountain]

OMG This is a perfect setup for Adley

[knotty cape]

HE DID IT

[pallid musk]

I do

[primal mountain]

he did?

i'm lagging on MLB Gamecast

[grizzled steppe]

Dam then yea should’ve took fantasy

[primal mountain]

oh henderson!

I need Adley

[pallid musk]

I took the bet on hard rock tho

[grizzled steppe]

Oh

[primal mountain]

@novel shard HE DID IT

[grizzled steppe]

I wish I could send pictures in here I’d be sending my locks lol

[primal mountain]

ADLEY DID IT!!!!

Thank you for this slip!!!!

[pallid musk]

Yea Bello is done

[chilly folio]

gg’s?

[primal mountain]

Thank God westburg scored

[novel shard]

Cash it

[pallid musk]

I can’t believe bruh

[primal mountain]

look at this bullshit Official Scorer Ruling Pending

[primal mountain]

omg Adley reached on a fielding error

[chilly folio]

must be niceeee

[primal mountain]

if Westburg wasn't in position

[gaunt tinsel]

cash adley😭

such a weird way to cash

[novel shard]

Some times all it takes is luck

[primal mountain]

Now I just need Marte to hit a single

[novel shard]

Got lucky

[primal mountain]

and Bichette to get another base hit

[gaunt tinsel]

i need 2 hrrbi

[novel shard]

Need Marte bad

[primal mountain]

but at least, thanks to @novel shard , I have money to play with while I'm waiting for my daughter at LAX

[gaunt tinsel]

hopefully theres man on base and he single wit a run

[primal mountain]

lol

[chilly folio]

i need 2 bases

[grizzled steppe]

Fantasy bro I’m telling you

[chilly folio]

that’s all i ask for

[grizzled steppe]

That’s alot though

In one bat

[pallid musk]

CASH

THE LAST PITCH BRO

THE VERY LAST PITCH

it’s up to ketel as well

[chilly folio]

a little double, maybe a homer

[grizzled steppe]

Dam he struck out back to back nice lol

[modest nimbus]

Yessssiirrrrrrr

[sick path]

Free 2 bands

[novel shard]

Shotgun ammo builder

[grizzled steppe]

Dam what If it don’t hit

[sick path]

Damn that was easy

[late ivy]

any one got a 2 man i can tail

[novel shard]

Let’s go Ketel, do or die

[sick path]

We just got the 2 bands 😂

[late ivy]

ketel selling rn

[novel shard]

I’ll be playing Stanton and Stowers

Haven’t built it yet

[novel shard]

Beautiful

[late ivy]

i just need 0.5 single from ketel

[vocal spindle]

i need under 0.5 singles from ketel for 3 bands

[grizzled steppe]

He could do that

[chilly folio]

@novel shard send me ur best play when you got it n get me out this losing streak🙏🏽 get me sum dinner tn😂

[grizzled steppe]

Are you trollin or you fr

[late ivy]

i knowww

[novel shard]

Let’s see what we can do

[grizzled steppe]

How bads your streak

[late ivy]

smh

[vocal spindle]

issa cruel world we live in

[late ivy]

ketel next to bat

[chilly folio]

if marte doesn’t hit, i been losing since ufc saturday

[late ivy]

he up rn

[grizzled steppe]

Ouch

We gotta change that bro

Seriously

[chilly folio]

tell me about it😂

[vocal spindle]

bro

[late ivy]

braaaaa

he chalked

[chilly folio]

and i refuse to put any money to wnba- those bitches hate to fill my pockets

[vocal spindle]

my brotha in christ is might be time for a reset and back to the drawing board to revise your strategy my friend

[chilly folio]

it just might be😂

i was doin good asf last week

[versed fox]

⚾️✅️

[primal mountain]

smh marte

[versed fox]

⚾️✅️

[chilly folio]

then ever since abu dhabi-it went bad

[late ivy]

yeah u got that

[novel shard]

Fuck. Pathetic Marte, pathetic

[gaunt tinsel]

welp marte smoked it

[pallid musk]

Yea ketel sold

[chilly folio]

fuck marte

[pallid musk]

Yea fuck u marte

Ass hat

[late ivy]

marteK

[sick path]

Man gore need to lock in

[late ivy]

martek

[grizzled steppe]

MLB is where it’s at, I’m finna make you 3K by Sunday watch lol

[olive galleon]

The first 10 Persons to Send meee a friend re-qu-est will get a 6man slip to hit $30k

[grizzled steppe]

We don’t want to be your friend

[late ivy]

PERDOMO THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIED TODAYYYYYY LITERALLY

[chilly folio]

aye if that’s the case, i might pursue mlb more😂

[late ivy]

1-7 is badddd fire the whole team

[novel shard]

Carroll didn’t do to bad

But that was weak af by Ketel

[pallid musk]

WOWWWW

BUT HE CAN HIT A HOMER

[chilly folio]

LOL

[grizzled steppe]

Watch bro lol

[pallid musk]

But not ketel

[grizzled steppe]

We doing it

[late ivy]

told you braaa he the only one trying todayyyy

[primal mountain]

perdomo LOL

[late ivy]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[summer meadow]

Marte is buns

[grizzled steppe]

Not gonna cap I slip in your dms thinking you was a lady lmao

[chilly folio]

peep the name

[grizzled steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hidding-embarrassed-so-embarrassed-im-embarrassed-gif-2879261371850596063

[pallid musk]

Would u look at these everyone getting hits but him

[late ivy]

im dude

[grizzled steppe]

I know lol

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/rdj-robert-downey-jr-kirk-lazarus-tropic-thunder-meme-gif-16185481

lmao

OKAY BICHETTE

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[modest nimbus]

Marte 0-4 😭😭

May be shifting to my banned list

[chilly folio]

he just made it to mine

[modest nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

He’s been 0/3 for me

[chilly folio]

gonna get a dry erase board and put his name in big bold letters on my wall

[modest nimbus]

Meaning I’ve picked him over 3 times the last week and nothing

[chilly folio]

get the wnba out my face

oh man

those sellout bitches

[grizzled steppe]

All good bro let’s get your liq back

[chilly folio]

let’s do ittt

[solar tulip]

Be hitting for me

[late ivy]

u did research?

[pallid musk]

Ketel banned bro

[chilly folio]

hnn one day they playing 8th grade basketball the next prime lebron

i don’t understand

[snow vigil]

what y’all think abt his fantasy?

[primal mountain]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BICHETTE

dammit

Bichette banned from anything but singles

[late ivy]

nooo do his runs allowed

10/10 hit

[grizzled steppe]

Hell no lmao

[late ivy]

yasss

[grizzled steppe]

I got it at 36.5

[grizzled steppe]

Nooooo

[snow vigil]

ala

[snow vigil]

the .5?

[late ivy]

yas

[snow vigil]

good coms

[warm dome]

Bout to live rage nuke something, if it doesn’t hit I’ll see you guys football season

[late ivy]

i cant even send pics in here but i got him paired with nickk allen which cashed alrd & Nathan Eovaldi (PFS) 34.5 10/10 hit he smacks this team

[chilly folio]

don’t do it

just take a breather

[late ivy]

Soccer season*

[solar tulip]

I was finna do his over hits

[vocal spindle]

i’m talm bout innit

[knotty cape]

fell to my knees

[versed locust]

jax walk of shame

[sick path]

5-3

[snow vigil]

i had seen that too ngl but the .5 run lowk lookin safe af

yall think burrows goes over 4.5 k’s

[chilly folio]

i’ll get back to you on that- give me 3 minutes

[modest nimbus]

This will probably bite me in the ass but fuck it

[dim frigate]

bro

100 off a 10$ 2 man wth

[novel shard]

2 player Bazooka

[late ivy]

imma tail dude lets see where this $15 gets me😭🤦🏽‍♀️

[chilly folio]

i say under. but that’s my opinion

[novel shard]

Hopefully it goes

[chilly folio]

i’d have someone double check

[snow vigil]

bet

[ionic ermine]

😭

[snow vigil]

they took it off 💀💀

[chilly folio]

if he starts off hot in the beginning of the game he could easily go over, if it takes him a couple innings i say under

[modest nimbus]

Marte ruined my 6 pick 😭😭😭😭

[novel shard]

No reason why this can’t happen

[chilly folio]

it depends on how he plays

[modest nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

[modest nimbus]

I hope it does 😤😤

I need my royals to wake up

[late ivy]

best 2

[chilly folio]

Tim.. I have PTSD.. but i’m trusting you

let’s fucking hit!

[modest nimbus]

Mmmm probably Lindor and machado or tatis and Nimmo that’s who I’d 2 man

[novel shard]

They letting us both down. That’s my team also

[modest nimbus]

KC man? I noticed the chiefs emblem

[novel shard]

I was born in KC. Lived at Knob Noster (by Whiteman Air Force base) for all
My youth

It’s near warrensburg and Sedalia

[modest nimbus]

Heck yeah bro you’ve been here for all the ups and downs I’ve been here since I was 6 remember watching Dante hall and Bowe and all the other guys growing up and when the royals won the World Series

[modest nimbus]

Yeah I live in south kc between Overland Park and like red bridge 💪🏾

[novel shard]

Yes sir. I love that the royals won us a World Series every 10-15 years and of course the Chiefs just been red hot

[novel shard]

Ok, I know that area

[modest nimbus]

I cannot wait for football

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-yes-kc-chiefs-football-gif-16216820

[modest nimbus]

I’m going to chiefs Lions in October

[novel shard]

That should be a fun one

[chilly folio]

mm..

fly eagles fly

[modest nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/what-ill-the-puke-sick-gif-20637274

[chilly folio]

😂😂

[gaunt tinsel]

idk who to pick

corey or tommy edman for 2 hrrbi

[modest nimbus]

Check the pitching matchups

[gaunt tinsel]

i did both r good

tommy is batting a .800 against nick

[modest nimbus]

Go with your gut

[gaunt tinsel]

my father in law has a signed volpe bat😭

[sinful thunder]

[modest nimbus]

I’ll send you a friend request and we can chat up football whenever it gets started

[earnest kelp]

We like Clay Holmes o/u15.5 pitching outs?

[grizzled steppe]

You Hispanic?

[novel shard]

Cool

[snow vigil]

bro found me

yea why wsp

[novel shard]

5 ball, corner pocket

[marsh tinsel]

Damn right. I was named after George Brett. Love getting down there whenever I can. My favorite piece of memorabilia is a signed photo from the pine tar incident with an original ticket stub.

[chilly folio]

how we feel abt this?

[novel shard]

You’re bringing back good memories bro. Loved the KC/Yankees rivalry back in the day

[novel shard]

I suck with pitchers

[modest nimbus]

Ayyyyeee another KC brotha!!

[snow vigil]

ohtani most def not getting 5 ks

[sour storm]

Baseball was whole bunch of misses

[marsh tinsel]

Last game I went to with my Dad before he passed was the Royals Yankess game in 2010. Had a big ode to their series battles. Its was awesome.

[random harbor]

Hoping the PHI vs CWS game gets cancelled

[modest nimbus]

Tailing it

[random harbor]

Definitely going to lose that leg

[chilly folio]

tailed as well

[snow vigil]

thoughts

[modest nimbus]

I’m scared of wnba

😂😂

[random harbor]

Alonso over

[gaunt tinsel]

its not that bad

[chilly folio]

that scares me- if pp has the picks tim had i think that’d be a safer option

[chilly folio]

fuck no, wnba K

[fierce canopy]

Logan webb dealing today

[novel shard]

It’s not asking much from 2 players

[snow vigil]

in game picks

[novel shard]

That game is important to a lot of us

[novel shard]

Reese chalked a ticket yesterday of mine that would have paid $1800. Went under on fantasy and she crushed it lol

She didn’t have her normal 10-15 turnovers

[primal mountain]

thanks to your slip, I have money now

[modest nimbus]

My picks for later games

[novel shard]

We are getting more

[novel shard]

That’s lit bro

I like it

[modest nimbus]

I went under on aja and she turned into bron last night

[gaunt tinsel]

shes been a walking bucket lately and against the team she played she has dropped 20+ this szn

my fav pick for the wnba td is kelsey mitchell over 19.5 points

[novel shard]

For today?

[gaunt tinsel]

still no catlin and the team they goin up against mitchell has dropped 25+ against them last 2 games

[gaunt tinsel]

yep

[novel shard]

I’m gonna go have a look

[gaunt tinsel]

her over on points have been free lately without clark

and todays match up is rlly good

i took reese yesterday

[novel shard]

I see she plays at 4 my time. Cool, gives me time to make some money before then so it can be a free roll

[gaunt tinsel]

she smoked tha line

[novel shard]

Smart play

[gaunt tinsel]

this wha im running for later

[novel shard]

I like Edman in this spot tonight

I’m gonna tail that slip

[gilded idol]

My 2 man for today

[warm dome]

Webb popped a perc

[humble spear]

why is webb so good

[gaunt tinsel]

webb was due ngl

[void pilot]

did this cash

[modest nimbus]

Yep

Machado with a single already

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-dcXGbkZSw0

[marsh tinsel]

Is Edman playing? He's not showing up on the line up

[modest nimbus]

Nimmo and Lindor didn’t do crap but it just started they gotta get a feel

[obsidian oxide]

Cash.

[novel shard]

Good start

[novel shard]

They will wake up. Darvish sucks

And we have the benefit of the 9th inning

[novel shard]

Nice bet

[marsh tinsel]

Just checked. Edman is out

[novel shard]

Well
Damn

[gaunt tinsel]

damn

hes not in the lineup

[obsidian oxide]

These are so unpredictable lol this my second time doing one.

[gaunt tinsel]

has a good batting average against nick dont know y hes not in the line up

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-ocYbZ9YG5I

This is what I'm running tonight

[modest nimbus]

Cannot believe Nimmo struck out lol

[pseudo breach]

Gawd damn Webb 🔥

[novel shard]

Exactly

[knotty cape]

what’re champion picks?

[novel shard]

I tailed it

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-Cx4MO0cpza

[novel shard]

I respect the bet size

[novel shard]

It’s what underdog is using as a way to get around gambling laws in California

A

[clever fiber]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-GOMZSxQ8Ls

[warm dome]

Of course the day I take O’Neil Cruz all he does is strikeout lmao

[obsidian oxide]

Oh yeah I was confident in it but you never know with these UMPs.

[novel shard]

Wish he had been able to score there

[modest nimbus]

Running this tonight I put the fantasy score on the power chicks lynx defense should make Sabrina pass a little more

[novel shard]

Agree

[obsidian oxide]

One pitch might be a ball for a certain pitcher but be a strike for an another.😂

[novel shard]

I got like 14 bets on underdog right now. I need some of this stuff to win and clear the cache

[obsidian oxide]

all MLB?

[tacit heron]

If i went over on collins am i cooked or possible refund?

[novel shard]

No I have a bunch on golf for the first round

I like laying $20 to win $2000

On 3 player slips

[obsidian oxide]

Yeah golf be cooking me.

Don’t remember the last time I did a golf slip.

[novel shard]

I always bet first round 3 guys to finish top 10

Just barely missed winning $15K during the masters

I posted all my slips on the golf thread

[obsidian oxide]

Who you got finishing top ten?

[gilded idol]

I just finally got unbanned from underdogg yooo

WWW

[modest nimbus]

Saw this on insta 😂

[obsidian oxide]

Lmaooo.

[novel shard]

I just do first round. Here is one of my slips for tomorrow

$20 lottery ticket but can win $10K

[novel shard]

Hilarious. I’m fucking dead

[primal mountain]

Just waiting now

[obsidian oxide]

Like that Ben Pick.

[tranquil raft]

lol yup, still delayed?

[primal mountain]

Yeah

[tranquil raft]

grrr, need that walk to break even on the day lol...damn Marte would have banked me a bill

[white dagger]

yu darvish gone pitch a legacy game the dat i take the under

[novel shard]

Cash Machado

[warm dome]

Devers is fuckin worthless no wonder Boston kicked his sorry ass to the curb

[slim creek]

marcus semien single locked in

[novel shard]

I think that game gonna be pushed to tomorrow

[late ivy]

MANNY CASHED

[novel shard]

Manny cashed for us

[late ivy]

WEBB NEED 1 more k then that 2 man is green

[sturdy eagle]

I’m just gonna throw a fucking Hail Mary today

[novel shard]

Fuck Ketel, why man?

[tranquil raft]

right?

[marsh tinsel]

Nimmos gonna be our nemesis isn't he?

[novel shard]

I’d be lying if I didn’t say I’m concerned

But lots of game
Left

[novel shard]

Funny thing is he was my favorite play on that slip

[late ivy]

WEBBBB CASHED FOR 10.5 ks

& for the RUNS ALLOWED

[mystic gust]

What’s one good pick for my streak chat?

[late ivy]

TATIS CASHHED

[exotic aurora]

Bang banggg

Payroll build up I hadda bad loss yesterday

[tranquil raft]

thats what I was saying earlier...he was the one I was confident in on the slip lol

[late ivy]

oh yeah $2 to 12 😭😭😭😭

[tranquil raft]

small wins are still wins fam. I need $12 ahaahah

[late ivy]

nawl fshoo that a good ass payout for $2

[modest nimbus]

So darvish just in his prime now

[grizzled steppe]

Lmao i am too

[novel shard]

I’ll probably run him back tomorrow lol

[modest nimbus]

Mets are the most inconsistent fraudulent team lmao

[novel shard]

I was just about to type that. WTF this man eat for breakfast today. He should be getting blasted

[warm dome]

PETE ALONSO IS FUCKING WASHED HOLY SHIT

[modest nimbus]

Shits pissing me off

[novel shard]

We have time guys

Only takes one at bat

[modest nimbus]

Alonso hasn’t been in any line for me in a very long time lol

[late ivy]

i need cruz to not get a single & Linder under 1.5 Hit , runs & rbis

[gaunt tinsel]

didnt think darvish would be playin "good"

[novel shard]

Ninmo has 2 more at bats

[gaunt tinsel]

he's basically a fossil

[warm dome]

Good he’s fucking terrible

[modest nimbus]

I need Nimmo badly

He’s overdue.

☹️☹️☹️

Still time

I’d think Nimmo or Lindor would at least have a hit

[novel shard]

If someone can get on base ahead of him in his next at bat he cashes for us

[modest nimbus]

Nimmo will swing at a gnat 😂😂

I’m hoping

[marsh tinsel]

Leave it to Darvish to come out blazing

[clear oar]

Such BS that HPB doesnt count as a walk

[novel shard]

Next inning could decide Ninmo. We need some sort of rally

[grizzled steppe]

I mean it's not?

Its a hit by pitch ...

[marsh tinsel]

Its a completely different state line

[tall pulsar]

WHY NOT ME

[novel shard]

Smack that bro

[tall pulsar]

I’ll cry

[novel shard]

Kinda liking Pages and Smith from the dodgers

[spark vault]

mini bang

[pseudo breach]

1 down 8 to go 🤞🏽

[finite dock]

Another cashed play

[warm dome]

Holy fucking shit I just got absolutely R*PED chat. I was just about to hedge this other 4 man I had and right when I was gonna hit submit my phone died and I fuckin lost🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Perfect representation of how today is going for me

[tranquil raft]

game is on...lfg get that walk Schwarber!

[chilly folio]

and nimmo gonna chalk

gg’s

[marsh tinsel]

Christ. Eff off Nimbo

[old compass]

boltmanns5 accept rn

[willow crag]

Everyone locked in?

[shy schooner]

5.5 k's

[old compass]

padre4life. Accept rn

[willow crag]

Brah. You good?

[old compass]

@willow crag accept rn let cash together

[novel shard]

Mets fucking suck today

Complete sellouts with no pride

[random harbor]

Walker for first K, I’m screwed

[ionic ermine]

chat

[random harbor]

He had a chance

[ionic ermine]

for othani fantasy do they count both pitching n batting stats v

?

[willow fiber]

under ohtani 2.5 total bases?

[ionic ermine]

or just batting

[old compass]

justbryce accept rn

[ionic ermine]

?

[old compass]

tyytrendy check I sent something

[ionic ermine]

bot just answer my question

💔

[willow fiber]

😭😭😭😭😭

[willow fiber]

u didn’t see me nothing bro 😭😭

[ionic ermine]

like damn man

i feel like this is too high for just batting stats

but like he could clear this if he pitches 4 innings

[remote rapids]

Who likes this minor league ball park Sacramento

[snow vigil]

just batting

[ionic ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-bow-michael-scott-steve-carell-office-gif-14973267

[snow vigil]

W or L¿

[modest nimbus]

Chat how the Mets doing be been out and about

Are we cooked

[chilly folio]

more cooked than a sunday brisket

[modest nimbus]

NIMMO

BRING HIM HOME PLZ

[floral shoal]

BRYCE HARPER

[novel shard]

Fuck lindor, you trash ass

[marsh tinsel]

Piece of shit

Lol

[modest nimbus]

Bro Lindor come onnnnnn

Had Machado and Nimmo on a 2 man rough L

[novel shard]

How the hell they gonna give us hope and then 2 guys can’t get Ninmo home

[novel shard]

Sorry man, I let us down

[primal mountain]

Its simple

Its baseball

[modest nimbus]

Na it’s part of the game bro you didn’t do nothing

[primal mountain]

Lol

[modest nimbus]

Players give us hope then play like shit

[novel shard]

I really thought we were gonna get it in that last at bat

[modest nimbus]

Wish I just put someone to get a hit

[primal mountain]

Meanwhile Schwarby is making contact with everything 😭

[novel shard]

You have the link for this bro?

[sharp elbow]

Hello friends

[modest nimbus]

Link this

I’m so pissed I gotta cook up a evening slate one now

😂😂

[novel shard]

That makes two of us

Should have made a bunch and instead two big paying tickets barely chalk

[modest nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-angry-locked-in-playoff-bron-king-gif-10102399926830413166

Next Mets game I’m taking all unders

[turbid knoll]

Who up for 4/6 man

[primal mountain]

Let me see

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-TvSlHWqmfL

[novel shard]

Thanks bro

[modest nimbus]

I like this I’m tailing

[tall pulsar]

Jose first AB was 5 feet under the yellow line off the wall…. Any other stadium it’s probably gone

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-1ZycN7OmcL

Rolling fantasy pts tonight. All these guys have steal potential which is big pts. Plus bat power.

@novel shard

All fairly low for pts too

[primal mountain]

Tovar better come through

I literally had JRam's 2.5 HRR on the slip originally

[novel shard]

I tailed it

[modest nimbus]

Tailed as well

Hopefully we get some redemption

[novel shard]

We are winning something today

[modest nimbus]

I won $50 off the blue jays orioles so I’m up today but I wanted to be up more lol

Mets work for Vegas 😂😂

[novel shard]

I won my first bet of the day that I literally made in 5 minutes before I jumped in the shower. Paid $228 off a $60 bet. Had I known, it would have been a $333 or $777 banger.

All good though. Something winning tonight for sure

[modest nimbus]

Tonight I’m calling the hot bat gods fourth 😂😂

https://tenor.com/view/arise-awake-im-up-im-free-gif-15893480

[primal mountain]

Okay kyle

Time to BB

[tranquil raft]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[marsh tinsel]

I have Mitchell in a few. Go figure she's blanked in the first quarter.

[novel shard]

I have her in like 5 slips

[marsh tinsel]

Same here

[novel shard]

I should know better but i reduced her to 17.5 and she may not even get 10

Rage mini nuke

[ionic ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-soilluminati-gazer-boyslowdown-gazerslowdown-gif-13874533324740960361

sticc to hitting the ball othani

[marsh tinsel]

I'm sure I'll have to do a rage nuke for the two nights games as well.

Seems to be the common theme this week.

I usually get a handful of lightning promos and haven't received one all day. Kind of disappointing.

[remote rapids]

Void on free land

Gone after 3 innings

?..

[dim frigate]

Bro

why the phillies have to do this

[versed locust]

staying away from any team going against white sox or rockies

[ionic ermine]

roccies cursed fs

can’t bet against them

[rose girder]

its the post-allstar game meta

white sox on a tear

[ionic ermine]

okay so is post all star in the mlb just like the nba ?

where teams start bsing ?

and frauds are exposed ?

[warm dome]

Pretty much

Like Pete Alonso and the Mets for example

[primal mountain]

Guys

I just saw Shooter McGavin here at the airport

Thats his name right? On Happy Gilmore?

[ionic ermine]

sounds like a happy gilmore name

[versed locust]

yes

your suppose to ask him where is green jacket is

[primal mountain]

He was in a hurry

Lol sorry

Dammit schwarber

[outer heart]

Where ohtani fantasy score

[void pilot]

PULL OHTANI NOW BITCH

NOWWWW

YESSSS

BANG

[rose girder]

ohtani full pitching workload might be a menace

for 3 innings 4 K and only 1 ER against the reds its pretty good

[void pilot]

YESSSSS BANGGGG

[spark vault]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1950711683854336096?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

Shohei Ohtani has left his start in the middle of an at-bat after throwing six consecutive balls, two of which were yanked fastballs that were wild pitches.

X · Jul 31, 2025, 12:14 AM

[gaunt tinsel]

apparently he stopped cuz he got injured

[novel shard]

These later games are straight ass

[novel shard]

I got one and have placed about 16 bets

Oh and it lost lol

[warm dome]

Sanchez just hit a bomb 💣

[novel shard]

Yankees are such ass

[fierce canopy]

Save the money and wait for tmmr games 🫡💯

[novel shard]

Oh I’m done for the night

I have a ton of action already bet for tomorrow

[fierce canopy]

Same

[fierce canopy]

🫡

[marsh tinsel]

Yeah there's a lot of frauds playing ball today. Basketball and baseball. Another shit day.

[novel shard]

If golf hits tomorrow all is forgiven

[remote rapids]

No Void on free land ??

[marsh tinsel]

Its hilarious too cause half the wnba players that are scoring anything weren't even an option to pick from.

[remote rapids]

Had the flu then pulled after 3

[warm dome]

Doubt it, he played 3 whole innings

Sportsbooks prolly won’t void that

[gaunt tinsel]

idgaf im betting tmr on the nfl game

im tired of this mlb and wnba shi😭😭

[warm dome]

If I run out of money in my acc I’m not depositing until the regular season starts 🏈

MLB can kiss my ass

[gaunt tinsel]

would rather lose my money (which is not ideal) on nfl than to mlb and wnba AGAIN

[void pilot]

FREE

[solar tulip]

I’m guessing will sold it

Ion know if he coming back

[rose girder]

id be more worried about collier

[solar tulip]

Nah Ian worried bout her fr she’ll turn up

[void pilot]

good job ump

[solid canyon]

Ohtani literally got back in the game so books wouldn’t have to void

[jagged cipher]

YO WHY IS ADRIAN HOUSER RED AND MY SLIP A LOST

[tall pulsar]

Hits the strike zone it’s a strike

[valid wyvern]

Wish me luck

[remote rapids]

That’s crazy they act like we supposed to know if he sick or not

[rose girder]

oh and turn up she did

[gaunt tinsel]

will sold u🥀

[solar tulip]

Hopefully he go another inning

I think he might

[marsh tinsel]

He's over 100 pitches. He's donezo

[tall pulsar]

Yeah you cooked

[warm dome]

This guy gives up hella walks but of course the last 2 games I take him he doesn’t get A SIGNLE FUCKING WALK!!! Today can SMD

[versed fox]

2 to go

[novel shard]

The over/under for the Yankees game was 9. There may not be 9 combined hits in that shit fest

[modest nimbus]

Mannnnnnnnnnn

Not looking good tonight

But at least the streak hit

Man we got cooked today

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pablo-lonely-alone-gif-12928789

[warm dome]

My last hope to make some kind of money tonight

[modest nimbus]

Yeah I am tempted to do a 4 man between the 2 later games

How do we feel about Kurtz vs woo

[remote rapids]

Damn rice just got subbed

After a single Ggs

[strange solar]

Is ohtani getting reboot

[modest nimbus]

Stanton finally

[gaunt tinsel]

he stayed in the game

[solar tulip]

And this is why you don’t refund slips

[sharp elbow]

Hello friends how is everyone doing

[sharp elbow]

Never bet on that fraud he costed my streak a few weeks ago I had 6 or 7 picks in a row picked him for 4.5ks over and he got cooked

[rose girder]

Anyone got thoughts on these? Both teams k% is pretty high

[warm dome]

Look at volpe man 😭

[marsh tinsel]

May need to take a break tomorrow. Only 3 games and they don't look very promising.

[stiff turret]

3 games on a Thursday

They really think people gonna watch preseason football

[misty drift]

Need Nathan over 5.5

[warm dome]

Aranda was 2 feet away from a grand slam

[rose girder]

nvm springs cant find the strikezone

[swift kindle]

CODDYYY

[hasty bronze]

Should I do a live bet with the A’s game?

[zinc whale]

Stupid Jose lol

[remote rapids]

Discounts being discounts with woo

On the mound

[floral shoal]

HOLY SHIT

EXTREA INNINGS CLUTCHED

[rose girder]

A's game gonna be a slugfest

[floral shoal]

BANG

DOUBLE BANG

[marsh tinsel]

Yeah, no. Id rather sit outside and drink beers and smoke meat tomorrow.

[stiff turret]

For real

Rather watch paint dry

[floral shoal]

Dude I thought this game was over and it clutched both lays

[stiff turret]

Then a bunch of idiots trying to get a yard

[floral shoal]

I had aranda left and cody belinger left

[novel shard]

Daduq….did Corey Seagar forget how to swing a bat…

[novel shard]

Crazy

[novel shard]

Sweet

[novel shard]

Perfect

[floral shoal]

I gave up after the 8th inning when belinger went at bat and aranda did

I was like no way in hell they get at bat again😂😂

[random harbor]

Soriana for over 7 Ks?

[rose girder]

cash springs

[glad latch]

You think they going over ?

[rose girder]

springs alr did

woo should get there

[willow fiber]

Neto next hit gotta be a hr

he is smacking that shit everytime

[slim creek]

✅

[rose girder]

cash both

[remote rapids]

Cash woo

But he’s still getting railed

[rose girder]

yea fr

3 hrs

[grizzled steppe]

So how’d everyone do

[rose girder]

Pick 3✅✅✅

[gloomy ivy]

Is it just me or do the lines for baseball tmr look weird

At least for Yankees game

[grizzled steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/not-undecided-cringe-eeeekkkk-oh-nooo-gif-9556280905605722659

[outer heart]

Why did ohtani get 0 fantasy score

[remote rapids]

Needed a Kurtz bomb😵‍💫

[random harbor]

Come on Mariner

Last leg

[remote rapids]

Will seager get his 4th strikeout

👁️

[primal mountain]

no, but he got this lol

[limber beacon]

Bang

[novel shard]

Why this woman have to get in foul trouble and do me like that

[marsh tinsel]

What a twat

[primal mountain]

my guys are getting singles late

please Naylor 😭

[marsh tinsel]

Cause he went 0-5

[novel shard]

She’s easily scoring 20 a game and today nothing

[novel shard]

Let’s go bro

[short edge]

first day back on mlb in a while lmao seager clutched

[marsh tinsel]

Exactly. I had a feeling to fade her today and thought nah, she'll hit that. Fuck us right?

And she was the reason 3 of the 4 slips lost.

[rose girder]

he booty

[novel shard]

It was tough to digest it

I need Seattle to make a comeback on the top of the 9th

[marsh tinsel]

Kinda pissed that Seager drive to center earlier was an error. Needed him for O 1.5 H to fill. Big one. Can't imagine he'll get up again now.

[primal mountain]

whoa

Mariners got Suarez

[marsh tinsel]

Need the Angels to get the bats rolling.

[primal mountain]

I wonder who they gave up

[marsh tinsel]

Starbucks

[novel shard]

I have 12 total tickets for a combined cumulative winning total of almost $65,000 for tomorrows first round of golf lol

[remote fox]

Haven’t seen a winning slip in over 2 months

[marsh tinsel]

I tailed your first round golf. That'd be a real good one.

[novel shard]

I got a whole
Lot more lol

[grizzled steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/michelle-pfeiffer-selina-kyle-catwoman-batman-bruce-wayne-gif-19271239

[marsh tinsel]

Im Prepping for another donation. Lol.

[warm dome]

This may as well been a home run derby lmao

[gilded idol]

Did anyone tail this?

[gilded idol]

^^

[novel shard]

Raleigh is either feast or famine

On to tomorrow

[grizzled steppe]

Did you fade woo

[modest nimbus]

How’d we do tonight boys

[modest nimbus]

I need to see some of these 😂😂

[willow fiber]

this shit is sick

[modest nimbus]

Tryna to keep this streak going

[grizzled steppe]

Dam

Should’ve did schanuel

[novel shard]

Like this. That $9K one is a flex also

[willow fiber]

I thought about it

[remote rapids]

Right next to Naylor

[willow fiber]

didnt think Neto was gon play ass all of a sudden

[novel shard]

Based on what you have there for Rai what do you think he shoots?

[modest nimbus]

I think a 68 or 69

[novel shard]

It’s a Par 70 course

[modest nimbus]

Yeah I think maybe a 68 but idk

[novel shard]

Ok

I see lots of dudes hovering around -4 or -5

[remote rapids]

Heavy bats in Seattle Cal , Randy , Naylor , Suarez , Rodriguez

[modest nimbus]

I’m checking the weather too

[novel shard]

The early golfers tomorrow will have an advantage is what I read

[modest nimbus]

It’s supposed to rain tomorrow

I’ll just have to see

[novel shard]

Oh damn, when I checked this morning it was gonna be clear

It’s all a guess

Let’s get whatever makes the bread tomorrow

[modest nimbus]

Low precipitation tomorrow

I’m gonna tail yours

[novel shard]

I have a bunch of $20 tickets and if any of them hit they pay $2200 or more

[grizzled steppe]

Fuck it bro get your Liq back, I’ll help you

Let’s do this

[novel shard]

I always love first round of golf

[modest nimbus]

So round one is how well they finish after tomorrow?

[gilded idol]

yea

[warm dome]

Goodnight 🤦‍♂️

[novel shard]

Yes

[willow fiber]

Bet

[compact cove]

🥴🫴🏽 Put 3 on it sct

[novel shard]

Get the win!!!

[compact cove]

Let’s get it!

no

[meager ermine]

hey @novel shard which of your props is your favorite?

[novel shard]

This one

I posted a whole bunch of slips on the gold thread though and I like them all

[glad latch]

Where’s the gold thread

[novel shard]

Sorry, I meant golf thread

[knotty cape]

i got a 60% profit boost tomorrow, gonna do my research then, see you boys tomorrow and good luck in everything 🫡

[brittle saffron]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1950767794754072949?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a deal to acquire third baseman Eugenio Suárez from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN. The trade is pending medical review.

X · Jul 31, 2025, 3:57 AM

This is a fucking heater

[sharp elbow]

Thoughts?

Should I do over for first inning runs maybe?

[sharp elbow]

Decided to go with this if anyone cares

[turbid knoll]

Who up for 4/6 man

[late ivy]

164 on golf this hitting ill tail

[novel shard]

They are in contention to win it all so hopefully they show up the first day to take care of business

[late ivy]

idk bout this famm

[humble spear]

tailing big bro

[scarlet crow]

yall fw elly and julio to get a hit today?

[late ivy]

elly going against the trashy MlB picher today

.5 hits rbis

good for him

[potent leaf]

Easy

[grizzled steppe]

Mason Miller & JP sears to San Diego

[fierce canopy]

🍀

[late ivy]

braaa i cant send oicssa

picss

whoever said yankess gone win u wanna bet $20k they not

[pure thorn]

Ya need da picks to tail?

[late ivy]

$20k yankees lose

[late ivy]

hn i’m good bud

[strange solar]

“As long as their bat hits the ball and makes it fly out of the park , it should be a home run”

[solar tulip]

Oh he must be ass

[brittle saffron]

Help?

Mason miller to the padres?

What

[old verge]

Very.

[old verge]

Haynes to the reds

Blowing me

[brittle saffron]

Yeah ik

[modest nimbus]

This is tempting for some reason

[long bay]

Cal HR tn

[modest nimbus]

I think these are solid for today

[solar tulip]

Who this he good 🤨??

[modest nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[gilded idol]

Thinking of running this for my 2 man of the day

[modest nimbus]

I like it

[gaunt tinsel]

corey is 0/13 against kirby🧍🏽

[modest nimbus]

That’s why I didn’t do it 😂😂

[gilded idol]

im thinking about adding a 3rd but idk who

[stable karma]

Does anyone have a decent 2 man for the Yankees and rays game?

[gilded idol]

look at the one i sent

[scarlet crow]

idk but he a heavy favorite to go over 4.5

yall like kirby ks today?

[solar tulip]

😂

Knew I seen this slip somewhere

[stable karma]

U guys think theres gonna be a 1st inning run?

[modest nimbus]

WHAT

That’s crazy

I was tossing up between Julio and Corey but then ended up canceling it cause Kirby got Corey’s number lol 😂

[modest nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/dafuq-cat-flower-head-the-prophecy-is-true-gif-16939346

[rose girder]

Mariners have one of the highest K%

[modest nimbus]

Why is there only 3 games today

[late ivy]

@modest nimbus i sent u something

is anything wring with that line up?

[brittle saffron]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1950958732688437708?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

The Detroit Tigers are finalizing a deal to acquire closer Kyle Finnegan from the Washington Nationals, sources tell ESPN.

X · Jul 31, 2025, 4:36 PM

[modest nimbus]

I’ll check

[warm dome]

Screw the Yanks

[modest nimbus]

All unders on Mets and Yankees one of these days 😂😂

[thorn lantern]

🙏🏾🙏🏾

[brittle saffron]

Trade season is heating up

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1950964933258002477?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

The Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a trade to acquire outfielder Harrison Bader from the Minnesota Twins, sources tell ESPN.

X · Jul 31, 2025, 5:01 PM

[meager ermine]

hey joey is this your favorite slip of today?

[warm dome]

10 minutes into the game and my slip is already cooked

HAHAHAHAHA

[versed locust]

jesus rays how are yall not locked in

my god why does this dude not have glasses on trying to catch the ball

[grizzled steppe]

Why do you keep saying this Lol

[gaunt tinsel]

jazz the K machine

[fierce canopy]

Stanton free money

[fierce canopy]

Should’ve took it he cashed

[solar tulip]

Damn fr

[modest nimbus]

I didn’t like Stanton today and he booms one

[fierce canopy]

Bang

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-yankees-giancarlo-stanton-yankees-mlb-baseball-gif-26792436

[warm dome]

Pepiot is trash man

[fierce canopy]

Pepiot getting bitched today

I love it

[modest nimbus]

Worked

[old verge]

He can’t see

Blind ah

[rose girder]

Pepiot was tryna murder Volpe with those inside and up pitches

He painted a perfect spiral

[old verge]

Nd threw a dub

[rose girder]

holy shit another homer

[summer meadow]

Damn volpe

[gaunt tinsel]

i have his under hrrbi🤫

[sour storm]

Pepiot getting lit up

[old verge]

Seen a mod post his under er as a nuke

[rose girder]

Yeah that was “free”

Lmao

[sour storm]

I have his Ks so as long as he doesn’t get pulled

[rose girder]

He should pitch at least one more

Also I’ve seen Rays offense come back from worse

[sour storm]

Then he’s not hitting he has 3 out of 6 he’s not getting 3 ks in a inning

[gaunt tinsel]

might be time to make another lay for the later games😭🙏🏽

[grizzled steppe]

Lmfao chalk 20K

[sour storm]

Na there’s not a lot of games today I’m chillin

[fierce canopy]

Fat donation

[night bronze]

Where them legit picks?

[old verge]

Nigga in generational debt 🙏🏾

[fierce canopy]

He got no choice to join the squid games now 😭

[gaunt tinsel]

y tf pepiot still in

[fierce canopy]

Aaron judge somewhere smiling

[thorn lantern]

Belt to ass? 😭

[vapid schooner]

Should add another person from this game to my streak

[thorn lantern]

The way yankee looking only 1 player might not record a hit

[vapid schooner]

Damn

[sour storm]

Pepiot go ahead and have a seat

[vapid schooner]

I’m just waiting for them to allow me to put someone cause McMahon hit

[thorn lantern]

The rays are playing like real Miami citizens rn 😭

[versed locust]

hardrock had mcmahon at .5 hrr

free

[sour storm]

Every Yankees player gonna get a hit

[vapid schooner]

I did McMahons .5 total bases

[thorn lantern]

Im confused don’t Miami got the better pitcher?

[marsh tinsel]

The fuck happened to Diaz to get PH for after 1 AB?

[solemn tangle]

✅

[grizzled steppe]

Bro I’m dead asf 😂 😂

[sour storm]

Damn you Pepiot