┆⚾・baseball

[primal mountain]

Trust me, I'm no expert.....I just know enough to put food on the table

and to make 2-man bets

lol

[thorn lantern]

Lmaooo GOATED!

[dry flare]

like i said joey is the master

What is this lie?

[thorn lantern]

100 cash 2 man incoming 😭

[brisk fog]

Ya feel butler gonna cash on hit run rbi?

[lyric oxide]

Who else took Keller’s K’s

[dry flare]

so many promos i love it

[woven hull]

This app is trying to make me broke

I love it

[dawn urchin]

It can become a 70% Boost if we get enough rewtweets

[dawn urchin]

SO MANY WAYS FOR GREEN MAN JOEY TO WIN

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-wwe-what-gif-24355308

[round lion]

What do we think of the early game

[thorn lantern]

@dawn urchin I’m running my first 3 man courtesy of Joey 😭

[dawn urchin]

Personally staying away from baseball these last few days of the season. Just not sure how teams will handle their players

[dawn urchin]

I BELIEVE IN YOU BUDDY

[round lion]

I feel that, it’s been rough the past week

[dry flare]

I KNOW IT

[round lion]

I feel like batters would be more consistent then pitchers coming down the stretch

Can’t wait for playoffs

[dry flare]

i feel like it depends on if the team needs Ws or not

[round lion]

Yeah that’s true

Like yesterday I thought Kikuchi would be on a low pitch count but dude gets 8 strikeouts lol

[thorn lantern]

Correct me if I’m wrong for fantasy 1 rushing yard is equal to 6 fpt?!

Looking at football for once

[dawn urchin]

Like UD FP prop?

[thorn lantern]

Yeah

[dry flare]

no i think its like 1yd = .1 or .2 right?

[dawn urchin]

Here is the scoring breakdown

[primal mountain]

LOL the Royals have an all RHH lineup

[lyric oxide]

I’ll take 1 Keller

[dawn urchin]

They have no respect for Corbin

[lyric oxide]

I wouldn’t either🤣

[primal mountain]

I don't think Corbin has respect for Corbin

[round lion]

What

[lyric oxide]

Strikeout

[round lion]

Oh what was it at?

[thorn lantern]

lol ohhhhh I was looking at rush TD 😭😭 , I was about to blow it 😭

[lyric oxide]

Final out in the 1st for him

Ground outs the other 2 batters

[dawn urchin]

Tough times

[thorn lantern]

Mitch Keller fantasy looking good rn

[round lion]

Yeah but still got to 15 pitches. Hopefully they can get to him later

[thorn lantern]

Hopefully no walks

[round lion]

He almost had a couple walks on full counts in the first

[lyric oxide]

Yeah pray I wouldn’t have gone under personally

[round lion]

Love to see that for lower on outs

[lyric oxide]

If I didn’t go K’s I was gonna go over on pitching outs

[round lion]

Fair but he’s been under in a few games recently and doesn’t do well historically vs Brewers.

[viscid remnant]

how much u put on dis

[primal mountain]

about tree fiddy

[solid chasm]

First time I've ever heard that

[primal mountain]

lol

seriously, not much

[lyric oxide]

Yeah that’s why I went K’s plus small boost for taking it at 5.5 he’s got better numbers against them strikeout wise

[primal mountain]

ask anyone here, I'm the resident low, low bettor

[viscid remnant]

alr

[round lion]

True

[round lion]

JOEY LOVES LOWERS

[lyric oxide]

Almost misread this thinking you said Free Diddy🤣🤣🤣

[dry flare]

😂

[solid chasm]

Next year

[round lion]

Nah fam :diss

[lyric oxide]

Gonna join Justin on his Gospel Tour

[round lion]

Shit

[primal mountain]

Him and R.Kelly are going to headline the Prison Tour

[solid chasm]

Pink cocaine and Cassie got him

[round lion]

There

[round lion]

Yall see 50 is directing the Netflix documentary? 😂

[primal mountain]

their opening act? Justin Timberlake, fresh off his DUI

[solid chasm]

They are the MVPs of s3x abuse

[round lion]

Wtf I say??

[primal mountain]

"paint"

[round lion]

Paint

[solid chasm]

I'm with 50

And Kanye

And Bieber

[lyric oxide]

🤣🤣🤣

[solid chasm]

NICE!

Achieved that in my 1st 5 mins here

[lyric oxide]

But this was okay to say, okay UnderDog we know who yall back now pervs🤣

[round lion]

Underdog doesn’t want us using his name

He shall be known as he who must not be named

[lyric oxide]

They want us to free diddy🤣

[round lion]

Oh wait

[lyric oxide]

See that works

[round lion]

Bro wtf

[lyric oxide]

It’s true!!!

[round lion]

Do you have anything to say for yourself @long gorge

[round lion]

Lowkey though I feel bad for Bieber if that shit did happen

[viscid remnant]

when did u send this

[solid chasm]

Burnes going over 6 k?

[round lion]

Makes sense why he went through that depression phase

[dry flare]

@viscid remnant

[viscid remnant]

ty

[solid chasm]

That was bad bro, kid was like 14 or 15? Bro, iddy is a bad dude

[round lion]

Nah fr

[solid chasm]

That's why they sent the military to his house

[round lion]

I seen a video where he was checking for a wire tap on him

Shits crazy

WALK HIM KELLER

[nova roost]

Is this free money or what? 1.5 rbi+ on each

[round lion]

Let’s goooo

[lyric oxide]

Man need Brewers to wanna swing more today

[solid chasm]

I agree bro, I only saw the one where iddy walked up to in the studio and asked why he didn't hit him back and Bieber was just scared asf. He could barely speak

[round lion]

My thing is why have the parents not done anything? I seen the Bieber documentary and they seemed like good people

[solid chasm]

Corbin Burnes getting 6 ks?
Thoughts?

[round lion]

Probs got paid off

[lyric oxide]

Double play

[round lion]

Double play ofc

[lyric oxide]

Still at 1K

🤦🏼‍♂️

[solid chasm]

For sure

[lyric oxide]

Baseball just hates me I guess

Or I’m just unlucky

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on Olson under ks

[solid chasm]

Crazy week for baseball, ¾ of teams are hungover or packing for vacation right now

[strong cloak]

baby oh baby its time

[lyric oxide]

Hopefully Keller has a better run his 2nd time through the lineup

[brittle lily]

Naw ur just shi and so am I

[lyric oxide]

Been waiting 2 days for history just win Angels come on🤣

[lyric oxide]

I believe it😭😂

[round lion]

They should change their name to Guaranteed Loss Field

[strong cloak]

i was sitting here BEGGING them to lose these first two so i had a chance to see it in person

[lyric oxide]

I died listening to the fans boo when they won game 1🤣

[dawn urchin]

HISTORY TIME

[lyric oxide]

Civale having no problem getting K’s though

I’m cooked

[primal mountain]

this one is iffy.....

[strong cloak]

cant wait to join in on the “sell the team” chants

[strong cloak]

joey you have anything cooked up for white sox angels

aka the matinee event

[primal mountain]

not yet

[dawn urchin]

JOEY COOKING THIS MORNING

[woven hull]

Triple for Ortiz

[primal mountain]

@strong cloak

[brittle lily]

Wtf Mitch you had 3 chances to strike him out up 0-2 in the count

[primal mountain]

ugh contreras

[lyric oxide]

Thank you Keller

3 more🙏🏻

[wispy nova]

Since when does hunter renfrow play baseball

[lyric oxide]

Poor Patrick Corbin

🤣

[primal mountain]

since he hit that HR

lol

[lyric oxide]

😂

[thorn lantern]

Need Cruz to lock in 😭

[dry flare]

lol

[wispy nova]

Someone @ me when Corbin gets 4 Ks

[primal mountain]

I KNOW 😭

[lyric oxide]

LETS GO KELLER

1 MORE🙏🏻

W umpire also lol

[thorn lantern]

Keller came to play today

[woven hull]

Come on Cruz

[nova roost]

What yall think about this? Soto is 1.5+ rbi, hit or run 2

[patent moon]

Under Patrick Ks

[lyric oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-gif-8272342975911687520

[patent moon]

Not happening buddy

[half birch]

How am I looking

[brittle lily]

Can someone cash me 6$? Asking for a friend

[undone warren]

This a lock?

[thorn lantern]

I had that too lol

[round lion]

1-800-GET-A-JOB

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eeee-gif-24636179

[brittle lily]

Or you could show a friendly gesture

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-job-willie-jones-friday-movie-john-witherspoon-hashta-get-a-job-gif-12834769

[wispy nova]

Guess I’m jumping off the cliff

[round lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mister-rogers-finger-middle-flip-off-gif-18467668

[half birch]

Cash me $100 and show a friendly gesture

[thorn lantern]

How this looks?

[brittle lily]

Cash me 6 and I’ll pay you back, word is bond

[thorn lantern]

Your word means nothing in a discord 😭

[undone warren]

Get a job gang

[brittle lily]

I die by my word

[undone warren]

They hiring everyone

[primal mountain]

cyber-panhandling

[round lion]

Have you seen the job market these days

[stoic pagoda]

Bro why are u begging for money just come to my party

[undone warren]

You know jobs aint just flipping patties

[round lion]

Iddy typing? I’m out

Who tf

[brittle lily]

Pay me to party

[round lion]

Oh THOSE jobs

[thorn lantern]

Interest rates just went down, job market better than it was a couple months back

[stoic pagoda]

Send link I’m with u

[brittle lily]

I just need 6$

[undone warren]

Yall can work at like a phone store

[primal mountain]

holy shit contreras

[stoic pagoda]

How old are u son

[undone warren]

Thoughts on over kumar ks?

[brittle lily]

Or I could pay you back

[lyric oxide]

Cash Keller🔥🔥🔥

[thorn lantern]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-j8yIETaYJb

[brittle lily]

21🥹

[stoic pagoda]

Yo no way

[undone warren]

Thoughts

[thorn lantern]

Before you tail I must tell you I know nothing about baseball or football 😭

[undone warren]

21 is wild

[brittle lily]

Wanna send 6?

[stoic pagoda]

Ban this guy

[undone warren]

Nah. Care too much about me

[brittle lily]

Ight I’m done

[undone warren]

I aint feeding grown ass men

[brittle lily]

Nah I relate

[undone warren]

If you asking for $6 get off UD

[thorn lantern]

I see why no one touches Keller fantasy 😭😭

[undone warren]

Lmao

[round lion]

@lyric oxide see what I said about Keller

Bullpen is active now in the 5th

[undone warren]

How good is kumar?

[lyric oxide]

Yep glad I went K’s😂

[lyric oxide]

Only K’s but on a good day

[undone warren]

W?

[stoic pagoda]

Yes

[spice gust]

Did Keller hit

On fps

[lyric oxide]

No

Got shit on

[spice gust]

🤦‍♂️

[round lion]

Brewers woke up finally in the 5th

Bullpen active, most likely out with 89 pitches

[lyric oxide]

Yes Kumar got some insane velocity hoping they give him more of a workload today pitch close to 6 innings

[round lion]

Michael Wacha just allowed a 3 run homer…

[primal mountain]

yay

[undone warren]

Alr bet imma trust

[primal mountain]

nice to hit one early

[viscid remnant]

Thanks @primal mountain

[primal mountain]

no problem 🙂

[viscid remnant]

Is this cooked

[primal mountain]

always a pleasure to help

[thorn lantern]

Cruz HR loading

[undone warren]

Any picks for upcoming games @primal mountain

[primal mountain]

possibly....he has one more attempt (maybe 2?)

[viscid remnant]

Bet

[primal mountain]

i got this one....but I can't guarantee this will win

[ashen warren]

What about Sosa bases?

[primal mountain]

if you feel that he'll hit it, take the bet

I feel that HRR provides a TINY bit more insurance for me

🙂

[ashen warren]

I agree

[primal mountain]

but he's a hard hitter

[lyric oxide]

Praying now

[undone warren]

Same i tailed

[round lion]

Mitch Keller done 🔥

[undone warren]

Yeah that 50/50

[round lion]

Absolute shit pitcher 🔥

[round lion]

Kumar Rocker is great

Lmao the reliever is even getting torched

[lyric oxide]

He’s looked great his first couple of starts he’s a K chaser just hoping A’s don’t wanna go off on their good bye game😭😂

[round lion]

Nah fr. Earlier in the season the A’s were an easy strikeout target. Gotten harder recently

[lyric oxide]

Nah fr I believe in him though he’ll get it

Rangers are my team Rocker my guy

🤣

@wispy nova you have a chance Corbin only at 64 pitches he just needs 1 more K to push for you

[wispy nova]

I said @ me if he gets 4 you mf

[lyric oxide]

Well don’t jump off the cliff yet mfer🤣

[wispy nova]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bubbles-bubbles-fire-furious-mad-gif-19594544

[small relic]

I don't know if Kumar gets enough innings to get to 6 K's

they've only been letting him go 3 or 4 innings

so might be tough

[round lion]

Brother just look at the mlb app

[lyric oxide]

Yeah first 2 starts i expect that end of the season I think they let him go 80+ pitches

Damn Corbin had a 5 pitch inning🤣

[round lion]

Honestly Kumar Rocker HA looks good for under

If he’s not pitching many innings

[scarlet crow]

Cash Olson under ✅✅

[round lion]

Cash me out Aaron 🔥

Had 2 other bets that lost so this brings me back to even today

[primal mountain]

welp, this is chalked

[viscid remnant]

Bruhh

Cruz man

😔

[primal mountain]

and Contreras just got pulled out

😭

[viscid remnant]

What else you got

For tdy

[viscid remnant]

Bet

Man

[undone warren]

Higher on HA

Idk

[round lion]

Yeah that’s rough

[undone warren]

Hopefully he get 5 innings

Need those ks

[strong cloak]

LETS LOSE BABY

[lyric oxide]

@wispy nova alright now you can jump off the cliff

[dawn urchin]

& that’s why I’m staying away from baseball because no clue who’s playing or for how long at this stage of the season

[wispy nova]

Thanks bro❤️

[dawn urchin]

He’s not only praying but watching the Sox’s downfall

[wispy nova]

https://tenor.com/view/glass-glassman-glass-man-man-fall-german-soldier-gif-16714469187254244904

[lyric oxide]

Yeah no problem man

[grand valley]

Anyone get that free token?

[undone warren]

Ez lock

[primal mountain]

DO NOT TAIL THIS

Posting strictly for entertainment purposes only

😄

[undone warren]

I only tailed kumar lmao

But dropped his line to 4.5

[half root]

Gibson cashing that line

he’s due

and it’s COL he playing

it don’t loook to bad tbh

[primal mountain]

I'm hoping for just a green dot at this point

I'm not good at picking pitcher props

[viscid remnant]

😉

[sly apex]

Corbin 😿

[honest jolt]

@primal mountain you think hrr the safer option cause Tovar barely get walked

[quasi lotus]

is oneil cruz

playing?

[viscid remnant]

lol

[quasi lotus]

he is huh 😞

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES HAVING FUN

[woven hull]

Lmao we picked the same ones

[undone warren]

How does streak work?

[woven hull]

I'm never going to believe another baseball twitter pick em page again

[primal mountain]

you're following the wrong one

😦

the one I use....he hits every other time

[thorn lantern]

Crossing my fingers 😭

[lyric oxide]

I don’t even tail picks on twitter rather just keep my money and donate it to my dealer🤣

[primal mountain]

maybe hit-nohit-nohit-hit-hit-nohit-hi

[primal mountain]

me too lol

[thorn lantern]

Something gotta give 😭

[woven hull]

Send the link 👀

[primal mountain]

i have no idea who these guys are

[thorn lantern]

I saw Marcus on rivals , he def looking good and Booker

[lyric oxide]

Bo Nix doesn’t either

🤣

[primal mountain]

https://x.com/UnderdogSA1

Underdog Sports Analytics (@UnderdogSA1) on X

Free expert player prop picks - Just trying to help the community make some money! Linktree has promo codes to help you save money on your favorite sites! ⬇️

Twitter

[thorn lantern]

Brock Prudy is elite

[primal mountain]

Of course, do your research before you take his advice

[lyric oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/petty-ahhh-haaa-laughing-sisters-gif-11411093

[strong cloak]

THIS IS HIGH OCTANE BASEBALL

[primal mountain]

that's not Wrigley

[thorn lantern]

He cashed me the first time I picked him 😭

[strong cloak]

its worse but the food is better

[primal mountain]

where is that?

[lyric oxide]

I’m sorry bro that don’t make him elite😂

[primal mountain]

You're not at the White Sox game, are you?

[strong cloak]

white sox, runners on first and second im scared

[primal mountain]

oh

YELL AT SOSA TO GET 2 HRR

[lyric oxide]

CMC is that team look at them without him😂

[woven hull]

Nah we don't do research here we say screw it we ball baby

[primal mountain]

AND YELL AT O'HOPPE TO GET 2 HRR

[woven hull]

😤

Ofc I do research lol

[lyric oxide]

GOOD SHIT CHUCKIE

[thorn lantern]

You gotta point 😭

[primal mountain]

and do these exist over there, @strong cloak ?

[strong cloak]

OUT OF THE JAM LETS GO ANGELS

[primal mountain]

HIT A HOMERUN, O'HOPPE

[strong cloak]

they spin and shoot fireworks when the white sox hit a hr

[primal mountain]

WOW

COOL!

[strong cloak]

that is an italian beef race btw ladies and gentlemen

[lyric oxide]

They should change it to where they get a hit

No way they were used much this season😂

[half birch]

Goldschmidt with a tank

[strong cloak]

believe it or not last game i saw it live and direct

bottom ninth and they still lost

[lyric oxide]

Good Ol Colorado

[half birch]

457

[strong cloak]

OHOPPE HIT

SINGLE TO LEADOFF

[primal mountain]

YAY

[lyric oxide]

Hopefully they down 2-0 bottom of the 9th and Robert hits a bomb with 2 outs so they can go off in celebration of history🤣

[primal mountain]

omg Nootbaar and Goldschmidt

[strong cloak]

man i need them to lose in front of my eyes

i would get a physical copy of the ticket

[half birch]

Can the angels just hit a hr rn

[primal mountain]

Freeland getting killed

[lyric oxide]

Come on Mickey

[strong cloak]

man white sox fans yelling let it drop when the angels hit pop ups

[lyric oxide]

Dang it Mickey

[lyric oxide]

🤣🤣🤣

God I wish I was in Chicago🤣

@strong cloak they boo that K😂

[strong cloak]

nah, still waiting on a sell the team chant, probably need the angels to score first

UGHHHH

deep drive for nothing

[lyric oxide]

😭

[primal mountain]

PLEASE GET HOME , RILEY GREENE

[lyric oxide]

Why did it have to be Angels they played for this shit🤣

[primal mountain]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LFG RILEY!

Tork is going to get rescued

whew

[strong cloak]

not a lead off hit please

[lyric oxide]

How?

I didn’t even know UD did that

[faint iron]

@primal mountain i need something to nuke

[primal mountain]

Tork only saw 2 plate appearances

I double checked

[lyric oxide]

Oh if it’s not 3 of more it’s rescued

UD>PP

[primal mountain]

and if a hitter gets pulled before his 3rd plate appearance for whatever reason....he gets rescued....you get a refund and a free square

[stiff turret]

Your cat is adorable

[lyric oxide]

Thank you have had her since she was the size of my hand

[strong cloak]

god man runners on first and second no out

can’t be happening

[lyric oxide]

UD>PP

😂

Angels are so trash

[strong cloak]

theyre keeping him in, pray for me

[viscid remnant]

hows eveyrhting else looking

[primal mountain]

hopefully

[strong cloak]

HOW WAS THAT NOT A DOUBLE PLAY

oh my god the angels are abysmal and have money on this game

need a strikeout or a double play please

four pitch walk to load the bases

try and tell me ron washington doesnt have money on sox ml

OH NOOOOOO

WHAT A JOKE

cant even lose right is CRAZY

oh my god

[lyric oxide]

Well cash Sosa at least @primal mountain 😂

[strong cloak]

he made it to third and drove in both runs on what should have been a single

this is insane

4-0, cant believe this

[primal mountain]

need o'hoppe now

[strong cloak]

theyre gonna sweep

[lyric oxide]

Who sent you the video of me taking a bump for the first time🤣

[lyric oxide]

Can’t even make losers history at home

That shits crazy

[strong cloak]

this is an insult to actual fans 😭, make em suffer through this just to not see the loss at home

like theres no way in any universe they sweep the tigers in detroit this week

[lyric oxide]

Finally getting this Rangers game underway

[strong cloak]

5 to nothing is such dirty work

[pearl raft]

🤦🏽‍♂️

[lyric oxide]

White Sox are such a joke😂😂

[strong cloak]

✊🏼😔

7-0

[lyric oxide]

Alright Rocker here we go

[strong cloak]

i might be attending the best offensive display the white sox have put on all season

159 games this season, the white sox have only scored 7 or more 14 times

[lyric oxide]

😭

[lyric oxide]

Cool Rocker no K’s in the 1st

Shits chalked if they only give him 3-4 innings like before I just don’t think they do

But couldn’t K Shea or Rooker that’s bs

[strong cloak]

if flexen comes back in for the 7th ill scream

[primal mountain]

woo hoo blackmon!

[lyric oxide]

But A’s pitcher gets 2K’s

Lock in Rocker

[jaunty crater]

Blackmon Homer

37 years old still going!!

[primal mountain]

now I just need Winn to get 2 HRR 🙏

[jaunty crater]

He could’ve played a couple more szns 😭😭

[strong cloak]

andddd flexen is back out there

over it, going home

need drury to knock him out plz

[lyric oxide]

Yeah chalk Rocker go back to minors you POS

[thorn lantern]

Kumar about to sell? 😭

[lyric oxide]

Not about to he has sold

[strong cloak]

welp leaving lol

[thorn lantern]

He’s not pitching no more?

[viscid remnant]

yessir

[lyric oxide]

Can’t get an fuccking K to save his life

[lyric oxide]

No he still is

[primal mountain]

LFG O'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

[strong cloak]

LOL HE GETS PULLED RIFHT AFTER HE BREAKS MY PARLAY

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

[lyric oxide]

It’s chalked though

[primal mountain]

YAY

[strong cloak]

they sensed i was a cubs fan amongst the ranks

[thorn lantern]

I’m cooked 😭

[thorn lantern]

I’m bout to just tail your 2 mans 😭

Seen like 4 2 mans cash 😭😭

[undone warren]

Rocker dodoo

[thorn lantern]

Nahh the whole chat was saying he was nice before game started 😭

[undone warren]

Lmao

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/im-happy-to-help-annie-murphy-alexis-alexis-rose-schitts-creek-gif-20853703

[lyric oxide]

😂😂😂😂

[thorn lantern]

Who is this she’s fire 😭

[lyric oxide]

0 strikeouts in 30 pitches

[primal mountain]

i have no idea

[lyric oxide]

Go back to minors Rocker fuccking bum

Who wants him I’ll talk to the Rangers to trade him

You know what never mind we’ll send him to the White Sox to kill his career

[primal mountain]

good job semien you jerk

[viscid remnant]

what haooened

happened

[primal mountain]

he hit into a double play

[viscid remnant]

idk baseball

bad or good

[topaz parcel]

Gents

What do we think of this line

I was thinking under

[frank moth]

Cash even on the day

😭

[round lion]

Kumar just doesn’t have it today GG

[thorn lantern]

He better find it 😭

[round lion]

He already sold my slip

No strikeouts it’s over

[thorn lantern]

It’s not over yet

[sage shard]

c burnes a good pitcher ?

[half root]

Cash gibson

[finite dock]

real

[sage shard]

yall think burnes is gonna have a run in the 1st ?

[tight hatch]

torkelson 😭

why man

[fringe bolt]

Bro moniak I just needed 1 hit u fkn suck😭😭

[nova roost]

This hittin?

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on judge today?

[viscid remnant]

hows that whole slip lookin

[primal mountain]

crappy

rocker might chalk

[viscid remnant]

wats marcus doing

[small relic]

RIP Rocker

[finite dock]

does dnp show before or after the game?

[primal mountain]

semien is the worst

[dawn urchin]

I got sold by the Rockies giving up a homer to a bum

[primal mountain]

chalked 😭

[dawn urchin]

Freeland got sold by his defense

Also it was the battle of KYLE

[primal mountain]

freeland sold because I picked him

i hate pitcher props

[sage shard]

kumar is dog shi bro 😭

[tawdry portal]

Langford

Finally a hit

Need a run from smith and Langford

[small relic]

halfway there, lol

[tawdry portal]

SMITH RUN

[thorn lantern]

Rooker better not chalk me 😭

I need 1 more FPT

[tawdry portal]

Should have taken 1.5 hrr

[thorn lantern]

It was reduced value 😭

[small relic]

reduced value is better than 0 value 😉

[tawdry portal]

On Prizepicks

It was normal

No .85x lol

And butler aswell

Don’t limit yourself to just ud bro

Value on other dfs apps

[thorn lantern]

NYC don’t got PP no more 😭😭

[thorn lantern]

That was my bread and butter when I had it

[tawdry portal]

Ripp

[primal mountain]

this is why you don't mess with lowers on hitters 😭

[tawdry portal]

BRO

NAHH

[small relic]

about to be bailed by replay

lol

[thorn lantern]

Before prizepick got kicked outta NY , I was moving 😭

Now I can’t win shit 😭

[tawdry portal]

No goblin

Either

I know underdog had butler and rooker

At .85x

Need Soto and judge to shine today

[thorn lantern]

Yeah you running it up 😭

[rigid egret]

gerrit cole over or under

[thorn lantern]

Under

At this point all pitchers under

Expecially the dodger pitcher tonight

[tawdry portal]

Take Cole and Corbin fantasy under

Tbh

[calm plover]

over

[green shell]

Bang

[tawdry portal]

Bro wtf

Why don’t they have

Any

[lyric oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-brady-retirement-retired-gif-6247048623969736806

[rigid egret]

can’t bet on fantasy

[tawdry portal]

Why

[rigid egret]

dabble

[primal mountain]

omg winn

winn and semien

they both suck

[viscid remnant]

bruh

do u have anything else

[spice gust]

0-2

[primal mountain]

now I need Semien to hit a triple or better

[sage shard]

what about him ??

[primal mountain]

maybe later on

but I haven't hit shit today

[sage shard]

ik he sucks ass but other than that

[primal mountain]

you may want to tail someone else

[primal mountain]

I don't know what that means

[fringe bolt]

Rockies comeback 😭

3 straight doubles

[brittle lily]

🫡

[primal mountain]

lmao

[raw spoke]

Seen someone with the same ticket same payout amount 😭

[solar tulip]

What y’all think ?

[dry flare]

solid

[viscid remnant]

fuckit les do it

[nimble lintel]

Is Corbin FS points going under or over?

[primal mountain]

if you do...insure it and put a dollar on it

maybe 2

[wooden torrent]

Gunnar Henderson O 1.5 total bases ?

[nimble lintel]

Is Corbin FS points going under or over?

[dry flare]

too late i alr dropped 100 units on it

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-4624104

[dawn urchin]

…. Theory Joey is actually a UD plant so he gives us his “good” slips so we donate money

[dawn urchin]

STAR WARS

[primal mountain]

We named the dog, "Theory"

Theory Joey and the Temple of Doomed Slips

Theory Joey and the Raiders of the Chalked Ark

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/face-melting-indiana-jones-fire-transforming-gif-12010697

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-unsure-thinking-let-me-think-should-i-get-this-one-gif-16685505

[round lion]

Yeah I think after today I’m done betting baseball until the playoffs

[sage shard]

😂😂😂 oh nah

[dawn urchin]

What I’ve learned JOEY LOVES HIS MOVIES

[dry flare]

joey loves the movies that are older than chat

[primal mountain]

I worked for a major motion picture studio for 8 years

OF COURSE I DO

https://tenor.com/view/trust-me-indiana-jones-harrison-ford-indiana-jones-and-the-last-crusade-believe-me-gif-21875180

[dry flare]

you never see joey reference MCU and on the rare chance he does its def not the recent ones

[dawn urchin]

POTATO KEEPS TRACKS OF JOEYS MOVIEW REFERENCES

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE MOVIE MAN

[dry flare]

BECUASE HE REFERENCES ALL THE MOVIES MY DAD WOULD WATCH

[dawn urchin]

…. IS JOEY THE FATHER OF POTATOFISH?!?!?

[dry flare]

joey is all our father

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/all-your-base-all-your-base-are-belong-to-us-zero-wing-zerowung-gif-23152926

[round lion]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[dawn urchin]

To be fair to Joey he did watch Deadpool Wolverine movie in theaters recently

[round lion]

On a serious note have yall done an MCU watch through? It’s a LOT

I’ve seen all except the movies this year

[tawdry portal]

Good

[dawn urchin]

I’ll be honest I’m not a movie person. In the last 15 years excluding Star Wars (my favorite series) i think I’ve seen like 5 movies total

[tawdry portal]

Demon slip for fun

[round lion]

Probs Iron Man and Captain America or Avengers movies?

Those are the most well known

But I love Star Wars as well

[dawn urchin]

Oh I was talking about movies in general. The movies I’ve seen are World War Z, Coco, the latest black panther (the one after the actor died), & Cars 3 (the one before the international world one). I’m not much of a movie fan

[half root]

who doing a streak rn

[round lion]

Cars 2 is the James Bond esque film

Cars 3 is the Grand Prix

But I get it those are all good

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-meme-what-confused-gif-16191442

[half root]

how many picks you do a day 😂?

[primal mountain]

about 50

[half root]

already knowin

u got anything i can lock in for my streak ?

[primal mountain]

Ohtani steals

Ohtani walks

Ohtani runs

pick anyone of those three

[tall zealot]

? What y’all think

[primal mountain]

what are those red devil thingys?

[sage shard]

freaky ass app

[mystic gust]

Ohtani o HRR?

[viscid remnant]

lets ride

[dawn urchin]

Basically the equal to UD spicy peppers

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bugs-bunny-bugs-bunny-prayer-prayer-the-bugs-bunny-and-roadrunner-movie-gif-3126974148734512238

[dry flare]

except somehow worse since they never tell you what the multipliers are until you add them do your slip and then you have to figure it out yourself

[primal mountain]

please cole and burnes.....please suck

[half birch]

They aren’t all the same? I don’t use PP

[dry flare]

no they're not and some of them are terrible

[glacial oriole]

We are getting a 70% profit boost tomorrow and a free square lol

[heavy jasper]

Meanwhile Corbin got 3 Ks lmao

[tawdry portal]

Corbin 3ks

Bro ain’t playing today huh

[heavy jasper]

Orioles win out and win the Al East

Need yanks to lose out tho

[glacial oriole]

it was his final career day today he wasn’t going to play long

[primal mountain]

omg this yanks/o's game sucks already

[heady hound]

why u say that ?

[primal mountain]

it's like watching the Celtics play the Nets

lol

[heady hound]

😂

whos the celtics and who’s the nets

[heady hound]

what’s that mean

[primal mountain]

we're gonna have a no-hitter between both these teams through the 13th inning

COME ON GUYS DO SOMETHING

[dry flare]

hey at least you have a game to watch!

[primal mountain]

STANTON?!

sigh

if Jazzy hits a HR , I'm going to puke

[heady hound]

stanton

lets go

[calm plover]

sit down corbin

[dry flare]

didnt see that coming lol

[heady hound]

Jazz better get, at least, a base hit

[heavy jasper]

Jazz got a single in the 2nd

[heavy jasper]

Dawg

[calm plover]

howdy?

[primal mountain]

Hi!

Welcome to the server!

[thorn lantern]

I’m taking the under in fantasy

[sage shard]

ahh

[bleak mountain]

gunnar is banned

[heavy jasper]

Corbin over 5.5 ✅

[bleak mountain]

not even funny atp

[calm plover]

yankees swinging for fun😭😭😭

[chrome rock]

Burnes is eating us alive

Live bet Ks sorry

[chrome rock]

It’s Gerrit Cole bro

[calm plover]

corbin where was this in august

😭😭😭

[calm plover]

they forget who cole is so fast man😭

[bleak mountain]

i didnt forget shit

[bleak mountain]

a washed bum 😂

[calm plover]

cy young

[chrome rock]

Is that why he’s chalking your slips 😭

[calm plover]

don’t let a heat fan troll u unc

[bleak mountain]

that doesnt mean shit

[calm plover]

he wishes he his ace was Gerrit cole

[bleak mountain]

no thank u

he isnt that good lmao

[calm plover]

i’m sure ur ace is better then😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

sandy is way better 😭

[calm plover]

who’s the reigning cy young

[strong goblet]

Bro…

[dull spade]

Flex bro trust

[strong goblet]

Marcus is …..

7/8 bru

[bleak mountain]

sandy won cy young the year before he got injured lol

[dull spade]

Yea nah that’s annoying 😭

[calm plover]

cole was robbed in 19

[bleak mountain]

not really

[calm plover]

shoulda been him

[bleak mountain]

verlander owns him

better pitcher on the astros

[calm plover]

💀💀💀

cole was the better anyway on that team

[bleak mountain]

so dumb lmao

u dont know ball

please stop talking

[calm plover]

19-0 1.59 era run

not trolling me

[bleak mountain]

box score watcher

[calm plover]

u just a cord troll😂😂

[bleak mountain]

nah bro u jus a fuckking idiot

[calm plover]

remind me what cole did in the playofds the same season😂😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

chalk gunnar bro

[scarlet crow]

Judge please don’t do this

[calm plover]

now he fake dead😭

[blissful holly]

Anyone got any padres dodgers picks

[wooden torrent]

what is Gunnar doing bro

[calm plover]

facing a top 5 pitcher in gerrit cole

[versed locust]

took him as well mf sold me big time

[tawdry portal]

Nothing

He’s buns

[heady hound]

gerrit cole is a dog

[wooden torrent]

I just want Cedric Mullins to get a total base bro😢

[primal mountain]

got Judge and Soto need Mullins and Ohtani now

oh, got McCann too lol

[bleak mountain]

yippie

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare LOOK AT HIM

[nova roost]

Am I cashing fellas?

[primal mountain]

COME ON MULLINS

SHIT

[heady hound]

mullins js tryna run up the PC fr 😂

[primal mountain]

LFG MULLINS!!!!!

[wooden torrent]

I NEED IT BAD BRO

[bleak mountain]

cash ir wow

[primal mountain]

HE GOT IT

[wooden torrent]

YESSSSSS

[heady hound]

shit bounced off the pitcher 😂

[primal mountain]

THAT'S RIGHT YANKEES....MOUND VISIT YOUR SHIT

LOL

[heady hound]

no way

[wooden torrent]

OMG LETS GO BABYYYY WOAHHH

[primal mountain]

NEED OHTANI NOW 😭

[heady hound]

shohei gon cash

bro a theif

[wooden torrent]

all I need is for Daniel jones to not go over & my night will be made

[primal mountain]

oh shoot that sack on that daniel jones counted in my FFL

lol

[calm plover]

50 on tacos ok😭😭

[viscid remnant]

yoooo

😂

bro told me to put a dollar

[strong goblet]

He said he wanted to hit a homer the last game and a win. Buddy went 0/4 and a loss 😭

[viscid remnant]

chalk?

[primal mountain]

well, if buxton hits....it's a rescue

refund + free square

[viscid remnant]

lets hope

[finite dock]

over or under nrfi for dodgers game?

[primal mountain]

come on jazzy...hit a hr

lol

[heady hound]

honestly im a dodgers fan but i dont like buheler

[finite dock]

chose the over

[heady hound]

prolly butchered his last name

[finite dock]

💀💀

[primal mountain]

BUXTON 🙏

get a double buxton

a throwing error!?

you jerks

[viscid remnant]

gg?

[primal mountain]

yup it's chalked

sorry

[gleaming silo]

What is an error in baseball??

[bleak mountain]

why bro

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES LATE NIGHT BASEBALL… not gonna lie was eyeing NRFI

[blissful holly]

Shohei stealing tonight?

[deft wedge]

Anybody wanna help me with MLB picks??

[blissful holly]

how confident are you on this

[primal mountain]

about 1% confident

[blissful holly]

fuckkk

[primal mountain]

I suggest you do not tail

[blissful holly]

you had a good slip

[primal mountain]

I haven't won in three weeks

[blissful holly]

you think shohei is stealing

[primal mountain]

I hope so

🙂

[dawn urchin]

I would wait till tomorrow only 1 game left for tonight

[north oracle]

I got sold today so god damm hard

[proven tapir]

Is this a refund if Devin doesn’t cash ?

Doesn’t vulture protected refund u if the player doesn’t hit their line

[heady hound]

idk why i bet against my team

the dodgers are so good

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain WHY DO I DOUBT MYSELF

[stiff turret]

Only for touchdowns

And specific scenarios

[tawdry portal]

Got this

For current game

[heady hound]

dang it higashioka

[primal mountain]

amazing buxton

simply freaking amazing

this guy is a magnet for errors and non-plays

[mortal bone]

If ur picks hit ur cashing out 1.5k ?

[tawdry portal]

Yes

Got this other slip

Need Ohtani and freeman to come thru tn

FREEMAN DOUBLE

[mortal bone]

Damn u gotta hook me up with ur picks im new to all this

[blissful holly]

chalk?

[tawdry portal]

Ohtani needs to lock in

[blissful holly]

i’m saying

he can easily steal

tatis does too

[primal mountain]

this dodgers game is shit

[tawdry portal]

Ohtani 💩

Genuinely

He is going 0-4

His next ab

Strike out

4th ab ground out

[stiff turret]

I refuse to put ohanti in slips anymore

Joey has shown me the light

[primal mountain]

HERE WE GO

WHAT AN A-HOLE

HE HAD TWO CHANCES TO STEAL

[heady hound]

nah fr

[bleak mountain]

ts is so sad

[digital vapor]

Anyone got any live slips for last 3 innings?

[primal mountain]

watch tomorrow, this jerk will steal a base every time he gets on

welp, ohtanki stolen bases are chalked 😭

[heady hound]

musgrove wasnt even lookin at bro at all

ohtani has maybe one more chance

[primal mountain]

he does

but it will have to be where either (1) no one is on base ahead of him, or (2) if someone IS on base then they have to also be a good base stealer for the double steal

but because this is the Dodgers and they're coached by garbage....I don't think any of those scenarios are happening

but tomorrow? He'll get 20 stolen bases because he's a f-ing jerk

wow, smith HR

need Cronenworth now

[heady hound]

man musgrove wtf

whatchu doing dog

pull this nga

[proven tapir]

Pechyn cook tmr please

[primal mountain]

it's like the baseball gods do not want Ohtani to steal a base

what the heck is this bs

[heady hound]

the whole padres org is banned

[fiery rose]

😭😭

[heady hound]

im just done

literally my first ever time betting against the dodgers (my favorite team)…

[fair fulcrum]

Banggg

[quick summit]

Ohtaniuii 😃

[fathom rune]

Ohtani = HIM

[summer crane]

Why does it not let me post my slip on here smh

[fathom rune]

U gotta chat in the groups for a min till u rank up

[summer crane]

Ahhh makes sense

Well I Almost hit an 8 man parlay 🤦‍♂️

Gunnar failed me

[dawn urchin]

THE BASEBALL GODS HATE JOEYS SB PROP

[heady hound]

done with baseball

[tawdry portal]

Freeman

Hurt

Won't return

This is a pain in the chest man

I knew something would happen its always the last leg of the slip so I made this rebound slip

And lucky for me

Castro cashed 13th inning 💀 with a run

[primal mountain]

way better than me

I'm going to start pointing people in your direction

[summer crane]

Is Tati done?

[whole adder]

2 piece no side & 3 wing dinner 😆 🤣 🏆 ✅️✅️
✅️✅️✅️

[primal mountain]

i can't believe that jerk didn't steal a base

[chrome rock]

lucky ahh cash

[whole adder]

Gunnar failed us all 😆 🤣

You not alone

[tawdry portal]

Tatis casged fantasy

That stolen base was a saver

[tawdry portal]

They both were bound to give up a hit eventually lol

And Joe was throwing slow ahh curve balls

[summer crane]

I should’ve done that instead. Man I don’t think he’s cashing another base

[tawdry portal]

He got

A chance still

Top of 9th

Nvm

[cyan parrot]

Good 13 inning game sweat

[tribal ice]

Hey guys

I am fuckign parlay pledge for my frat

Pleade
Give me something good

I can y fucj
Up

[chrome rock]

What yall got for tommorow

😭

[jolly shell]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-kY7rLWJPhX

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/oakland-athletics-tony-kemp-josh-harrison-celebration-gif-22894760

[quasi wraith]

No

Take ATL off

Bro we got a hurricane happening 😭

[uneven falcon]

That ohtani homer is wild

[whole escarp]

Hey fam

[uneven falcon]

How’s it going

[drifting pasture]

Anyone have any bets on today's games

[dry flare]

storm will be over by 7pm

[unique hare]

Thoughts?

[dry flare]

he wouldnt do emo two years in a row

[unique hare]

Manbun for sure

lock it in

[dry flare]

im convinced butler is a genius now

someone in his inner circle is putting 20k on the right answer

[unique hare]

you think he'll tell me if I dm him

[dry flare]

he will probably tell you the wrong answer to drive up payout for the correct answer

the man is a certified 200IQ

[stiff turret]

This is crazy

[unique hare]

@stiff turret ?

[dry flare]

do you actually use this site? it looks like scams

[unique hare]

Only thing ive got

havent scammed me yet lol

[dry flare]

so youre saying youve been able to cash out?

[unique hare]

yeah

[dry flare]

you ever bet on these types of things or just stick to sports?

[unique hare]

Nah never just check em from time to time to laugh lol

Just been tennis moneylines basically until nba gets back

[somber turret]

I forgot there's a hurricane coming to Florida. You right 👍🏽

[patent moon]

Over fs??

[quasi wraith]

Where u find dis

[calm plover]

😭😭😭

[dawn urchin]

Honestly looks good

[quasi wraith]

Real

[unique hare]

Bovada

[quasi wraith]

Ik that bro like what section

I be using bovada too

They give out funds everytime the site stop working I got $10 lol

[unique hare]

Just type in jimmy in the search bar

[unique hare]

I love it lol stop working more

[dry flare]

It's over they are playing today

[quasi wraith]

Nah fr LMAO

Hurricane over yes lord

[half root]

YOOO , WHO WE GOIN WITH TDY