┆⚾・baseball

[pure bane]

Same

How does kings have 29 fantasy points?

[jaunty crater]

5 innings pitched = 15 fantasy
3Ks = 9
Qs = 5
Win=5

[umbral zealot]

BANG

[silver gorge]

bro knew something

[somber turret]

I hit this 12-man yesterday. Wow I never thought it was possible to hit a 12-man since 6-man on PrizePicks almost impossible. Most of the props were low payouts though, but still awesome to hit a 12-man.

[novel maple]

What’s up for tomorrow ?

[sly vale]

No mlbcombos?

[visual copper]

anything free today?

[dry flare]

nothing is ever free

[tacit crown]

Plss

[scarlet crow]

17% profit boost very random

[pliant gust]

Look at this

[rain forge]

anyone have a serviceable play? Been down since Zack moss missed by a yard :/

[somber turret]

You can bet $999 with a boost?

[pliant gust]

With that token they are letting me

I got two $10 max ones also 17% and 22%

[river osprey]

I need to hit a damn home run parlay already

[dry flare]

yeah i got 17 and 22

[stable karma]

What's the locks for today??

[granite ermine]

R pitchers going to go deep in the innings this week?

[spice gust]

No

[rain forge]

depends on team

[dry flare]

depends on the team but most teams are either going to protect their pitchers for playoffs or are eliminated anyway

[half mist]

How does this look

[primal mountain]

these last few days of the regular season are going to suck

sigh

[quasi wraith]

Joey gimme some homers or hrr

Rn I got Ian happ and Marcus semien

[primal mountain]

wow, i didn't even know he got rescued.....

[primal mountain]

just go with Ohtani and Judge HRs

lol

[half birch]

Not Ohtani against Cease

[primal mountain]

why not?

Ohtani's been known to pull HRs out of his ass

[quasi wraith]

Thx Joey

[stable karma]

@primal mountain what's the locks for today

[primal mountain]

scratch Ohtani HRs

get Ohtani stolen bases

[vivid lotus]

Thoughts?

[frozen cypress]

shohei SB is 55 and his HR is 53

i’d assume he’d go for the HR

why bet on SB

[quasi wraith]

Idk man kinda sus

[dry flare]

dodgers already clinched playoffs idk

[quasi wraith]

Low-key wanna go stolen bases

[primal mountain]

because he's trying for 60/60

and he's going to get it before Sunday

[dry flare]

🤣

if he manages that i would truly be impressed

[primal mountain]

It's Ohtanki, what else would you expect?

[dry flare]

i would expect if i take his SB he gets none, if i fade he'll get 2 HR and 2 SB in the same game

[quasi wraith]

😂😂😂 I felt this ngl

[dry flare]

what would the payout have to be for you to take shohei over 1.5 HR?

[quasi wraith]

Bro playing dangerous

[primal mountain]

Were these dartboard chosen? lol

j/k

[half root]

😂😂

who u think gone sell

[dry flare]

even if only 3 hit you still get 16x

[primal mountain]

burger

[quasi wraith]

LMAOOO

Man put every mlb player up on a board n threw shi at em😂

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/flinch-glenn-howerton-danny-de-vito-charlie-day-rob-mcelhenney-gif-11672682

[dry flare]

every day in the life of crazy joey

i hope that at least goes 3/4 tho

[half root]

you like it ?

[primal mountain]

here's what I've learned about HRs prop picking

even the little guy can get a homerun

Like Jack Lopez yesterday for the Angels

just out of nowhere....hits his first HR

[dry flare]

not really, i dont go in for high risk bets like that anymore

[quasi wraith]

Ts was so random lmao

[primal mountain]

Judge and Ohtanki are the only ones that I've seen that have hit HRs with regularity this season

[dry flare]

juan soto?

ozuna kinda?

[primal mountain]

Ozuna yes

Soto? HELL NO

Olson? NO

Gunnar? NO

[dry flare]

santander

[primal mountain]

NO

not with Ohtanki/Judge regularity

[finite dock]

Ohtani will not be hitting a homer today

[primal mountain]

bet you he will

and a stolen base

[dry flare]

2 each lol

[finite dock]

Not with cease on the mound

[primal mountain]

Ohtanki already has hit 2 HR's off this guy

he's slugging close to .700 against Cease

[finite dock]

Ancient news

[primal mountain]

😬

I hate Ohtanki too...but....maybe he will

[finite dock]

Cease pitching wit something to win today

Plus you comparing a different bullpen

[primal mountain]

they clinched...what else could he possibly get?

Cy Young?

[finite dock]

We want the divison

[primal mountain]

oh

[storm folio]

Anybody got MLB plays tonight?

[primal mountain]

Cease will get pulled in the 6th

Ohtanki will hit a HR after

[finite dock]

That’s fine lmao

[primal mountain]

that's always the script

[finite dock]

How come that didn’t happen yesterday

[primal mountain]

because the Doyers suck as a team collectively LMAO

[quasi wraith]

I took Olson for a Homer chill

[finite dock]

Tanner Scott laid out the meat hammer on ohtani

[primal mountain]

that triple play proves that the Doyers aren't even going to get to the NLCS

[quasi wraith]

Olson n ozuna both got homers against the guy

[finite dock]

That triple play was crazy

[primal mountain]

Dave Roberts will once again screw the team

[quasi wraith]

He fried them so bad

[primal mountain]

The Doyers need a pandemic to even get to the World Series

[finite dock]

Padres will be winning the World Series this year

[primal mountain]

Tatis killed me yesterday

[primal mountain]

I literally just needed him to breathe on the ball to get a base hit

[quasi wraith]

This for homers

[primal mountain]

how did you come to pick these two?

[finite dock]

I had a strong feeling tatis would have a stinker

[quasi wraith]

Ozuna got homers against the pitcher he playing today

[primal mountain]

watch, Tatis will have a leadoff HR at his first AB tonight

because he's a jerk

lol

[finite dock]

I feel it

[quasi wraith]

N OHTANI he tryna get that 60/60

[finite dock]

Not happening this series buddy

[quasi wraith]

Like look at this Matt n ozuna fin fry bro

4 homers for Matt ozuna got 2

[finite dock]

These parlay beads seem to ignore who ohtani is playing

[vivid lotus]

Thoughts for this guys?

[dry flare]

it would be awesome but winning in the playoffs is way more important

[quasi wraith]

Nobody cares about cease

U right

[finite dock]

Doesn’t even matter if it’s about cease

He has one homer in 38ab against the padres this season

[primal mountain]

ATL needs the 1992 roster to get to the NLCS this year

LMAO

[quasi wraith]

Low-key might go profar against jack

[primal mountain]

Flaherty's a bust

Padres will roast him alive

Sure, he might get 7 k's, but he'll give up 20 ER's in the process

lol

[finite dock]

Manny might do something nasty to him

[primal mountain]

come on mariners/astros....lock in the damn roster

[quasi wraith]

This my Homer slip

[primal mountain]

the real winner of that slip is the IRS

lol

https://tenor.com/view/mr-t-lexify-irs-creepy-knock-smile-gif-14310921

[quasi wraith]

Lmao

[finite dock]

they both should be locked in already

unless somebody on the mariners got scratched

[primal mountain]

then Statcast needs to get their shit together 😭

[woven hull]

Oh yea over on Kirby strikeouts

[finite dock]

hangover lineup lol

[slow cedar]

This a flex play

2/3 is 11X

[mystic gust]

What y’all think

This gonna chalk fs😭

[lilac spindle]

Justin turner gon chalk he my goat

[mystic gust]

I usually bet under when it comes to him

But what if bro decides to pop off😭

[drifting pasture]

@honest path let me tail

[primal mountain]

let us know how much he charges

lol

[finite dock]

@primal mountain you got locks for the 1pm game?

[primal mountain]

SEA/HOU?

[finite dock]

yeah

[primal mountain]

I posted this: #┆⚾・baseball message

🙏

I hope it hits

[finite dock]

imma take that and add a 3rd

[primal mountain]

IT BETTER OR I'M GOING OVER TO MINUTE MAID PARK AND EAT THEIR LUNCH FOR THEM

lol

[finite dock]

does that look solid?

[primal mountain]

i hope so

[opaque horizon]

How confident r u on this one bro?

[quasi wraith]

Manny machado homer?

[slow cedar]

It’s homeruns lol cmon now 😆 hope for the best

[primal mountain]

which means: "I'm 2,000% confident this will hit"

lol

But I think you have the wrong Naylor hitting a HR

[thick sentinel]

How much you trusting this

[primal mountain]

about 30%

[dawn urchin]

NRFI SLIP OF THE DAY. $50 insured with todays boost token

[round lion]

Not UD as DK had better odds for this. Early game play

[primal mountain]

I want to do what you did with the boost token and the bet amount, but I'm scared

😭

[round lion]

Yeah seems like a lot to rely on with the combos

[pure bane]

Kikuchie over under fantasy?

[primal mountain]

OKAY I PULLED THE TRIGGER

$25 wager with 22% booster power

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain Kyle out today

[primal mountain]

WHO SAID

lol

[dawn urchin]

JOEY BE SANE & SMART

IM A DEGENERATE WITH A PROBLEM DONT BE LIKE ME KIDS

[neon musk]

michael harris 1.5 hrr looks good ?

[quasi wraith]

NGL THAT BRAVES GAME MIGHT POSTPONE WE FIN HAVE A HURRICANE @primal mountain

So try to avoid Mets n atl game

[primal mountain]

take the pitchers lower

lol

[quasi wraith]

😂😂

[primal mountain]

in case they start the game, then the hurricane moves in

INSTANT MONEY

lol

[quasi wraith]

Insane lmao

[thorn lantern]

@dawn urchin put me on to rivials!

[quasi wraith]

They might continue it

[hazy ridge]

#╭🔥・promo-releases hey should do a aaron judge profit token next

[primal mountain]

not if the hurricane delay lasts 2 hours or more

lol

those starting pitchers will get replaced instantly

[dry flare]

yep

[quasi wraith]

It’s not here yet but should be here by tmr or friday

[primal mountain]

I'll make a phone call to get the hurricane ready

https://tenor.com/bg2LB.gif

[quasi wraith]

😂😂😂

[brittle lily]

Gonna try betting while high to see if it helps

[river osprey]

Yo someone bless me with a 10 I’m feening to bet🥲😩

[brittle lily]

I used to be just like you. Nobody wants to spare change

[river osprey]

Yeah I know but it never hurts to try 😭

[chrome rock]

Just do longshot parlays if you don’t got a ton of money

Like deposit a few dollars

[river osprey]

Yeah ima do some home run parlays today

[primal mountain]

10

[stable karma]

@primal mountain do you like this?

[primal mountain]

🙏

[stable karma]

Thought's??

[primal mountain]

No thoughts....I like it...I hope it hits for you

[stable karma]

Aight thanks 🙏

[pure bane]

I got reigh under 👀🥞

[quasi wraith]

MATT OLSON HOMER!??

[stable karma]

For what??

[finite dock]

Same

[pure bane]

1.5 hits runs rbis

He’s been hot but I don’t think he continues his streak that’s hard to do we will see thoigh

I got astros pitcher under Kirby over 33.5 fantasy

[opaque horizon]

Confident

[bleak mountain]

wtf

[dry flare]

crazy

[fervent lynx]

What

[fervent lynx]

Yes

[bleak mountain]

crazy ass slip

[fervent lynx]

Nah not really

[primal mountain]

sigh bregman

[fervent lynx]

Nah they should do a 121% profit token for the white socks making history tonight

[dry flare]

this is even funnier 😂

[brittle lily]

High five

[primal mountain]

that was the best $25 I've ever spent

[silent sphinx]

@primal mountain did it hit?

[primal mountain]

HELL NO

[silent sphinx]

😂 oh shi my fault

[primal mountain]

😭

[silent sphinx]

I have the under you have the over so one of us is gonna hit 😂

[primal mountain]

I'm definitely not winning so you're good

I hate taking hitter props under

[silent sphinx]

then they go crazy

every time

😂 ik

[primal mountain]

yeah, but this is bregman batting first

bregman couldn't hit himself out of an outhouse in the middle of the Texas panhandle in 100 degree heat

lol

[silent sphinx]

I remember around this time last year if someone would have told me

my team would have won the world series

I probably would have fought them

All that's left is the Mavericks and the cowboys now

[primal mountain]

If you had Dave Roberts running your team, you'd never win anything

[silent sphinx]

lol

how do I add on that I'm a rangers fan

[primal mountain]

RALEIGH HR INCOMING

[primal mountain]

don't forget the Stars

[silent sphinx]

My buddy went to a game and they won I could've sworn they were in the finals right around when we were

like he went to a game RECENTLY

maybe 2 days ago?

[primal mountain]

The Dallas Stars?

[silent sphinx]

hockey

[primal mountain]

The NHL hockey team?

[silent sphinx]

yes

I think?

[primal mountain]

the NHL just started their preseason

🙂

[silent sphinx]

oh ok

[primal mountain]

you're a Dallas Cowboys fan?

[silent sphinx]

yes

ugh

[primal mountain]

So...I'm playing in a fantasy football league....and I'm a newbie

I have Dallas' defense

[silent sphinx]

you're cooked

[primal mountain]

should I play them this Sunday?

[silent sphinx]

wait this Sunday?

OFC

[primal mountain]

so.....I shouldn't play them this Sunday? LOL

[silent sphinx]

free BREAD

[primal mountain]

I think they're playing against the NY Giants

[silent sphinx]

this Sunday yes

yep

[primal mountain]

okay

[sly plank]

This is diabolical💀

[primal mountain]

🫡

WTF

[silent sphinx]

sooo I hit

[primal mountain]

bregman's a rescue

thank god

[silent sphinx]

soo I hit though?

[primal mountain]

I need Crawford to hit 🙏

[primal mountain]

yeah yeah you're fine LMAO

[silent sphinx]

let's goooo my streak continues

[primal mountain]

how far along are you?

[drifting pasture]

Alex better not sell my shit

[brittle lily]

High five Joey

@primal mountain

High five

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/xluna-high-five-gif-25422702

[chrome rock]

Ride or cash out

[brittle lily]

😤😩🥵

[faint plover]

can somebody pls tell me how to do the combo nrfi

[chrome rock]

I got it at +425 last night now its +140

[primal mountain]

let me get the resident master of Nerfies for you: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @dawn urchin

[primal mountain]

they pulled him already

[drifting pasture]

💀

[visual copper]

what are the safeset picks for today

i need something asap

[stable karma]

@primal mountain you think cal chalked his 1.5 hits+runs+rbi

[primal mountain]

yup

[faint plover]

shit i’m slow i figured it out

[drifting pasture]

Marina Mabrey higher then 3.5 assist Caitlin Clark higher then 2.5 3s

[stable karma]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sponge-bob-why-meme-gif-18089356

[stable karma]

How's your picks doing?

[chrome rock]

No such thing as a safe pick

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/window-jump-meeting-done-gif-3546103

[dawn urchin]

You go to the MLB combos tab & the only thing is YOU CANNOT PAIR THEM WITH REGULAR MLB PLAYER PROPS. It won’t allow you to place the slip

[faint plover]

Thanks tim, which ones u riding tn?

Tin same shit

[manic laurel]

Anyone has Sanchez today?

[grand nebula]

🔐

[stable night]

Is all green✅over here send rq t let me tell you the secret

[round lion]

Yusei Kikuchi can F off

[manic laurel]

Bro looks like beetle juice ^

[primal mountain]

RUN RALEIGH RUN

lol

[stable karma]

Learned to go lower on mlb

[primal mountain]

COME ON RANDY HIT A HOMERUN

[stable karma]

C'mon

[drifting pasture]

Okay cal

I see u

[round lion]

Thought Kikuchi was gonna be on a low pitch count today. Stupid Astros manager

[chrome rock]

+1000 is crazy

Joey gallo bomb coming today

[hazy ridge]

bradford chalk

[primal mountain]

OMG RALEIGH

[hazy ridge]

oakland scoring fifty

[primal mountain]

RUN FASTER

polanco, HR please

OMG

welp....Raleigh's oHRR is chalked 😭

[chrome rock]

Its the 6th inning relax

He cashes in the 9th for u

[slender summit]

Cartini

[grand nebula]

Bradford hasn’t allowed more than 2 ER against the As and had pitched quality starts. They also might win so that’s easily +5-10 pts to his score

[stable karma]

@primal mountain what are the chances

[primal mountain]

50/50

[chrome rock]

Bradford has been very good for them i wouldnt be suprised he cashes

[pure bane]

I’m locked in $50

[chrome rock]

Last time i bet under on him he went scoreless thru 7 innings

[slender summit]

Who was hitting rn

[primal mountain]

Seattle, please pull Crawford before his 3rd AB

[cosmic stump]

Dam bro this slip dnp cuz he didn’t start 😭

[chrome rock]

30/70 💀

[primal mountain]

I don't want to snuff out anyone's hopes

[chrome rock]

but i like the optimism

[stable karma]

Damn

[pure bane]

Why is he still at 42 he let 2 runs

Fantasy

Did they give him quality pitch points already

[finite dock]

i'm cooked

[primal mountain]

OMG

THANK YOU CRAWFORD!!!!

[chrome rock]

Cash JP 2+ bases

[primal mountain]

SAVED BY CRAWFORD

[chrome rock]

thought it was chalked bc he was swinging at the dirt but a late cash

[bleak mountain]

bro bet on mitch garver 😭😭

[slender summit]

I did too idk jack about mlb lmfao

Cash tho

[chrome rock]

This singles prop is surgical

[primal mountain]

against Cease though?

[chrome rock]

Thats why its + money

everytime ive taken him for a single tho its cashed

[primal mountain]

I see him getting it 4-5-6 innings

Not early

He'll make you sweat a little

[chrome rock]

exactly dodgers work pretty long counts, cease gets pulled in the 5th or 6th inning and 2 abs vs the padres relief pitchers which are not very good

freddy is 2/6 vs cease with 2 singles

[primal mountain]

COME ON RALEIGH JUST GET A BASE HIT

[chrome rock]

🙏

[proven tapir]

Y’all like Taylor ward for today or Ramon

[chrome rock]

SAFE

[primal mountain]

dammit raleigh

[chrome rock]

W draftkings promo

-205 line moved to +100

[primal mountain]

Come on Astros....get two more on base

lol

Need the Mariners to get one batter on base the next inning for Raleigh to see one more at-bat

[nimble lintel]

Kirby will hit if the Sea wins. He has 33 FP

[grand nebula]

Quality start already won it

[nimble lintel]

Oh that’s good cause I got him over as well

[grand nebula]

And yeah they’re up 5-1 rn

[crystal sandal]

i need some locks fellas

[finite dock]

WNBA, MLB, NFL and CS2 way too easy, been making me hella lot of bread💰send a message/rq I’ll send you what I got rn let’s ride 🍀

[quasi wraith]

@primal mountain Homer slip lmk

This a dream ngl

[primal mountain]

YES RALEIGH WILL GET ONE MORE AT-BAT

dammit, i knew it! I knew Robles was going to go over HRR, and I didn't take it 😭

Julio HR

RALEIGH HR

good job raleigh!!!!

you f-ing suck!

[somber turret]

What does +2.5 or +1.5 run line mean in sports betting. It's different from point spread right?

[quasi wraith]

BRAVES GAME RESCHEDULED

[hazy ridge]

damn urs was even more clever than mine 😂

[primal mountain]

CHC/PHI looks like it might get rain

[dawn urchin]

NO NOT MY NRFI PICK

[primal mountain]

50% chance of rain

probably will clear up soon

[dawn urchin]

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY

[primal mountain]

I so lucked out with the first game today:

[dawn urchin]

I think you actually get a rescue freebie

[somber turret]

It's almost playoffs time

[primal mountain]

Yup!

[dawn urchin]

2 RESCUE FREEBIE FOR JOEY

[primal mountain]

well, one was from yesterday because Trey Lipscomb got pulled early

[dawn urchin]

At least it’s for the latest starting game. So a lot of time to use it

[quasi wraith]

This cancelled anyways

Lmao

[bleak mountain]

they not making the playoffs

[elder apex]

Link?

[elder apex]

Heard the Mets games is postponed

[finite dock]

I hope so

[primal mountain]

they are the result of having a rescued player

[elder apex]

Ik

[primal mountain]

oh

[elder apex]

you can send the link to rescues

If im not mistaken

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/jmqMDpEk50j.gif

[bleak mountain]

they patched it

[elder apex]

why would they do that to me 😕

[somber turret]

Lol

[stable karma]

Your lucky

How we feel about steer fp

[silent sphinx]

2 more hours

until game time

[silent sphinx]

sale got voided

damn

no game

[pure bane]

Why can’t I post slips

🤔

[pure bane]

Makes sense

[limber sonnet]

Any NRFIs y’all like?

[pure bane]

So just keep talking

[faint wigeon]

How do I check my chat level

[granite ermine]

R we fading all pitcher over fpts?

[rare mulch]

He was been voided since yesterday

[primal mountain]

go to #┊🤖・bot-commands and type: "/rank" without the quotes and hit ENTER twice

[vague vault]

What yall think abt Zack littel over 2.5 ER

[pure bane]

2 more outs for Assad and first one hits

[solid frost]

I had julio Rodriguez hr 8.3x live paired with Olsen hr. It just gets refunded now cause braves game postponed and get nothing for julio? What a garbage app

[pure bane]

Fk

My life

Holders

Holmers

Trea turner

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain NOW YOU SEE IN THE PHI/CHI GAME WHY YOU DO NOT MAKE THE STUPUD DECISIONS I MAKE

[primal mountain]

lol

[finite dock]

hope judge doesn't sell

[zinc dome]

what's the 5 picks for 62?

@finite dock

[finite dock]

i doubt this will hit tho

[zinc dome]

worth a try

preciate it

[finite dock]

yep

[tardy hull]

He clutched yesterday

[bleak mountain]

paul goldschmidt over 2.5 hrrbi

[split obsidian]

Chalked

[nova roost]

Free money?

[brittle lily]

You might wanna be worrying about Javier right now

[jolly shell]

ESPN radar gotta be off

[faint plover]

Why are the phillies so good they sold my nrfi man

[half birch]

You gotta worry about the others 2 legs still

[heady hound]

marcus strowman some ass ain he

[brittle lily]

Well that’s one l

[brittle lily]

But you’re a cowboys fan so disappointment is nothing new to you

[finite dock]

yep

[heady hound]

oh nah the yankees sorry asses finna destroy my lay

them boys garbage

[quasi wraith]

LMAOOO

[finite dock]

well

[heady hound]

no lie would be surprised if the yanks win

[half birch]

Joey Always Greens

[radiant mulch]

Does anyone know if this will refund? The d. Peterson game got postponed so it will be voided.

[heady hound]

yep strowman so ass

[half birch]

Ya they down 3-0 it’s not likely for them to come back

[vagrant sigil]

Anyone need a help getting free picks ?

[heady hound]

it is but strowman some ass

[finite dock]

he'll pitch another inning

[heady hound]

why nestor not pitching bruh

damn

another hit

get this nga out

[brittle lily]

Who?

[scarlet crow]

Omg stroman is garbage

[finite dock]

javier

[brittle lily]

Doesn’t matter he’s not getting 2 more

[finite dock]

yea prolly

[scarlet crow]

Stroman you are banned bruh

[half birch]

He let up 6 straight singles

[scarlet crow]

This is pathetic

[brittle lily]

Grandslam to send stroman to the bench early, why not

[heady hound]

yay strowman is out

thats all we care about

[fallen monolith]

Bruh, montero got taken out in the 3rd for no reason😭

[scarlet crow]

He gon come back out

[unborn yoke]

I’m cooked??

[half birch]

Cooked in the 3rd inning, yep

[forest prawn]

did dylan score a base?

[half birch]

Put my fries in the bag

[half birch]

Nah it’s added because Bobby is better to make it even

[unborn yoke]

Nah but they both 0/2

[simple wagon]

Chat QS is awarded if they allow less than 3 runs and they gotta play the 6th correct?

[half birch]

3 or less earned runs and 6 innings pitched

[quasi wraith]

Manny Homer?

Everyone trusted IAN HAPP N HE FLOPS

[quasi wraith]

IM CRYIN losing to a 1 pt wild

[heady hound]

yankees are like the cowboys of baseball

[pallid fossil]

anyone got any slips

[brittle lily]

@finite dock

@finite dock

[sterile dagger]

i like westbrook over 10.5 points. line is too low and i think he’s gets volume tonight…

[pallid fossil]

be fr

[visual copper]

..............

is this hitting

[primal mountain]

I'll take it if he gets pulled

[sterile dagger]

shohei is

[visual copper]

hes him so i wouldnt be suprised

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain I PLAYED STUPID GAMES WITH NRFI & WON STUPID PRIZES

[unborn yoke]

Can anyone explain why he has 8it only say he’s been walked once

[finite dock]

+8 adjustment

Sum like that

[limber sonnet]

@primal mountain you got a slip for the late games?

[primal mountain]

not yet 😉

[ripe merlin]

GOT SCAMMED BUT FANDUEL GOT ME!!! $35k tossed in my AMG wallet!!! Sending 1000 to 10 persons

[hard charm]

Walk and a steal

Plus 1 point adjustment

[quasi wraith]

A walk like 3 pts

U was cooked from the start lovely donation

[unborn yoke]

Yea gg unless Bobby hit a homer

[limber sonnet]

Aight, send it to me when you’re finished cooking

[twin needle]

Did Bryce Harper cash fantasy score

[narrow ice]

Hey guys!

[primal mountain]

yay

[lean ember]

can we get a Schanuel void 😭 😭

[covert blaze]

Is cantillo getting void he didn’t go in at all

[half birch]

If they don’t start they void

[spark condor]

1/3 so far

[azure glacier]

Did Juan chalk ?

[elder coyote]

Thoughts on this for a power play?

[strong cloak]

need the white sox to win so bad

[primal mountain]

too bad the rest of the slip that Soto's on chalked 😭

[strong cloak]

but joey you only green 🥺

WNBA, MLB, NFL and CS2 way too easy, been making me hella lot of bread💰send a message/rq I’ll send you what I got rn let’s ride 🍀

[primal mountain]

yeah, but I've only won one complete slip so far

😭

[strong cloak]

dansby greened a whole slip for me near the top of the season in the bottom of the ninth

[primal mountain]

if only Pete could get on base 😭

[strong cloak]

not the young bull ✊🏼😔

[primal mountain]

and it's over 😭

[strong cloak]

joey if the white sox win today i could see history tomorrow

[quasi wraith]

Soto cashed

@primal mountain would u take manny for dodgers game?

[azure glacier]

Oh yeah Soto the goat

[frank moth]

Kevin for the blue jays abt to get a quality start and win 🥇

[primal mountain]

probably

[frank moth]

Gonna win his fantasy 33.5 he is gonna finish with 34

🙏

[primal mountain]

sheez I just got this before he went up to bat

lol

[solid frost]

How do I see my level

Any kno

[jaunty crater]

Witt banned again

[primal mountain]

what does "ts" mean?

[jaunty crater]

Pull through for me judge and get me one more base

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare HE TAKES NO DAYS OFF

[primal mountain]

someone told me "ts" regarding my WNBA green hits

😭

[quasi wraith]

Type shi’t

[primal mountain]

oh

[jaunty crater]

“That shit”

[dry flare]

NO DAYS OFF!

[jaunty crater]

Type shit

[primal mountain]

OH? 😭

oh

[quasi wraith]

Lmao basically saying “alright”

[primal mountain]

ah okay 🙂

[quasi wraith]

Sprinkled

450 not bad

[primal mountain]

just need Cloud and we're good

[quasi wraith]

Jake might 💩 himself tonight pitching so Padres should shine

[solid frost]

Is Chapman hitting hr

[dawn urchin]

HE EVEN KNOWS WNBA

[tardy hull]

Does Ohtani get walked?

[heady hound]

valid ?

[quasi wraith]

Ye

[meager shell]

aaron judge man

lock in

stop selling my rep

1 more hit bro

just need 1 base from you

[slender summit]

Ion watch baseball is Matt Chapman ahh?

[heady hound]

ehh

not really

[strong cloak]

PLEASE WHITE SOX

NOOOO

ANGELS WHY 🥲

[primal mountain]

LFG JUDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YAY

[quasi wraith]

Judge

Tuff

[frigid spire]

How is this not dnp

[jaunty crater]

Judge saved my 5 man bring it home Ohtani🤞🏽

[primal mountain]

TOO EASY

[quasi wraith]

CASHHH

[primal mountain]

EVEN MORE EASY

LOL

[tardy hull]

Yesirski

Gomber sold tho

[meager shell]

Aaron judge home run

Holy

Unfortunate that the Yankees lost

[chrome rock]

Sketchy ahh book

[quasi wraith]

LMAOO

chill OG it’s bovada they cool

[calm plover]

cease whyre we walking max muncy

[finite dock]

First inning cease is always bbq chicken

[sullen solstice]

I ❤️ bovada

[calm plover]

most overrated oitcher in hall

ball

[finite dock]

Get out my mentions

[calm plover]

had mfs tell me he’s better then gerrit cole 😂😂😂

[finite dock]

Before I send you to the gulag

We can be raven brethren but don’t talk about my dear cease

[calm plover]

y’all need snell back

[finite dock]

Duhhh

[calm plover]

also merril a bum he coulda dove for that theo hit😵‍💫😵‍💫

aura king tatis woulda gotten thag

[finite dock]

Don’t talk about my roty like that

[calm plover]

shota being robbed

[brisk marlin]

Cease at 30 pitch count in the 1st. Wtf!

[vivid lotus]

Bro cease bouta sell

Ggs

[finite dock]

No he isn’t😭😭😭

[quasi wraith]

Manny walked he a bot

[calm plover]

2.9 era w a 14-3 win loss😭😭

top 5 in lowest ers

not his fault everyone else stinks😭😭😭

thanks merril😭😭

run it up !!!! @finite dock

[nova roost]

Freeee

[finite dock]

Shh we wining

[calm plover]

talkin abt the cubs lol

rooting for yall

let’s get it

[finite dock]

Cease is ready to settle in

Need a padres World Series and ravens superbowl

[cosmic stump]

Holy gallen fantasy looking free

Bro has 7ks

[calm plover]

so real w ravens

my freid works for them

[cosmic shard]

They winning and long as he play 6 inning quality start worth 6 points

[calm plover]

wired him 20k to injure josh allen

we got it

hell yea cease

go billy flaherty now

[finite dock]

Cease just sucks in the first inning

[calm plover]

id cease and king are normal Padres can make noise

i wouldn’t take over phillies

i think they can beat everyone else tho

[finite dock]

Def

Phillies only team I’m concerned about

[calm plover]

imo they have the best 1 2 pitching

ranger is solid

after it’s gets kinda bad

[finite dock]

Lord let me see tajun walker

[calm plover]

ohn💀💀💀

incoming 9 inning no hitter😂😂😂

[finite dock]

Incoming 1 inning 60p and a million runs

[calm plover]

definitely 😂

cease is prolly taking a nap rn w how long this inning is @finite dock 😭😭😭

[quasi wraith]

Everyone getting walked

[calm plover]

i’m taking a nap

and will wake up before the inning ends

[frank moth]

Gaussian

[cosmic stump]

He already cashed with Ks alone 😭

[calm plover]

ump stop glazint the dodgers😭😭😭

[primal mountain]

who was talking to me about this earlier today?

that was a good call @chrome rock

[jaunty crater]

Ohtani 🤦🏽‍♂️

[primal mountain]

I didn't take it though lol

[vivid lotus]

Wait so like 6 ks for cease is doable

[calm plover]

yea

[whole adder]

Wut up doe..?? one last ticket alive MLB

Anybody know if ohtani hit yet..?? Watching wnba right now..

[primal mountain]

only thing Othani hit is walks

oh, and runs

no base hits YET

[scarlet crow]

Y’all think flaherty comes back out?

[primal mountain]

82 pc going into the top of the 5th?

[half birch]

Ofcourse

[primal mountain]

I don't know

[half birch]

He will 100 percent

[primal mountain]

not if I make a call lol

[scarlet crow]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-phone-call-listening-long-yeet-gif-11764220

Please make the call

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bg2LB.gif

https://tenor.com/YBxO.gif

[calm plover]

cease u stink

[vivid lotus]

Sucks

[calm plover]

forgets how to pitch at 2 outs

[half birch]

W Cease Ty

[primal mountain]

here comes Ohtani double

[half birch]

Just give up a hr now tbh

Ohtanki hr rn

Bang

[primal mountain]

see

ohtani double

lol

[sterile dagger]

wtf u called it

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain bannng

[primal mountain]

yeah, of course I did....that was too easy

LMAO (j/k I was damn lucky)

[edgy shore]

Baseball been so ass lately

[primal mountain]

now I need Arraez singles and I'm good

[sterile dagger]

😂😂😂nah that was wild

any jerks to bet on tmw🤣

[primal mountain]

there's some early games tomorrow

[jaunty crater]

20x cash bang

[half birch]

Had judge hr and he saved me as well

[scarlet crow]

Why is flaherty still pitching!!!!

[sterile dagger]

THIS NIKKA MADE IT MADE IT😂

[jaunty crater]

Fax bro he saved me and you both 🤞🏽

[sterile dagger]

cuz he’s the 🐐

[half birch]

Why wouldn’t he

[primal mountain]

need Profar to pull a HR out of his ass

[scarlet crow]

Canes I got his under

[sterile dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-chalkboard-eraser-gif-10336155

[primal mountain]

wow tatis homered

OKAY PROFAR DO THE SAME THING

[chrome rock]

Padres unfortunately win

[half birch]

Nah

[mint mesa]

is this cease last inning

[finite dock]

unfortunately carroll is gonna sell me

[primal mountain]

profar's gonna sell me first

[half birch]

Ya

[primal mountain]

no

lol

[vivid lotus]

Cease sold my bet and my second half season bet

[topaz parcel]

This apart of the game

I love this shit

I will just comeback stronger

[topaz parcel]

Is flaherty got pulled dylan cease will more than likely get pulled

[sterile dagger]

✅🫡

[topaz parcel]

I remember you

I cannot wait for nba

We gonna make some fuckkkking money

[sterile dagger]

i stg 😂literally next month 🔥

time be moving to fast

[topaz parcel]

Ad rebounds over

Literally free cash

🤣

I might not slam a lot of money until like week 2

Just want to see how it goes

[visual meadow]

Should I play othani again on my streak this game or just wait 🤔

[topaz parcel]

Wait

He aint gonna do much

Actually wtf am i saying

[visual meadow]

It’s a tie game tho 😂

[topaz parcel]

Ohtani is so unpredictable

I would say take someone like freeman or mookie

[frank moth]

I took mookie 1 hit

And othani walk steal

[half birch]

Mookie is like 0/12 in his last abs

[primal mountain]

Ohtani unpredictable?

lol

[sterile dagger]

if there’s one man that can predict othani it’s this guy

[primal mountain]

oh no...i was just joking with him

lol

I just got lucky in calling it .... is all lol

[half birch]

OhCashi Op

[dawn urchin]

TODAY WAS A BAD DAY… NRFI did not treat me good

[thorn lantern]

Ima get a win one way or another 😭

[dawn urchin]

I BELIEVE IN YOU BUDDY THAT CYBER TRUCK COMING

[thorn lantern]

WNBA played me 😭

[primal mountain]

HERE COME OHTANI HR

[sterile dagger]

@visual meadow cash ohtani

[visual meadow]

Knew I should’ve took ohtani again for the streak procrastination 😂

[visual meadow]

I had took him earlier but not this at bat

[sterile dagger]

u should of known gang this the best mlb player rn no glaze

[dawn urchin]

I SEE THOSE RIVALS W’s I LOVE IT… DC BUM STATUS FROM NOW ON

[half birch]

Ohtani is so good

[half birch]

I’ll glaze Ohtani idc

[sterile dagger]

😂😂😂

[primal mountain]

hope you guys took this

[frozen cypress]

you sure

i don’t think he will HR

i need it though

[primal mountain]

he's got one more at-bat

[finite dock]

i'm offing myself

[primal mountain]

only thing that can stop him now is Dave Roberts' coaching

[half birch]

Not if they don’t go to the bottom of the 9th

[frozen cypress]

maybe 2 at bat

ngl

if something weird happens

[half birch]

No chance

[primal mountain]

chance

lol

[half birch]

0 chance

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/wKOs.gif

[frozen cypress]

do u actually think he will HR

[frank moth]

All I need is dodgers

[half birch]

There’s a chance the tigers win the World Series but we all know that won’t happen

[half birch]

Probably not

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19496024

[frank moth]

To turn 1 dollar into 165

[half birch]

Like 1/15

1/20

[chrome rock]

Cash ohtani 2 hits +425

[visual meadow]

I thought he homered earlier but it hit the wall 😮‍💨

[chrome rock]

craazyyyy

[half birch]

No way

[chrome rock]

yessir

[half birch]

When did you take that

[chrome rock]

last night on DK

[half birch]

It couldn’t have been +425 that’s insane

[chrome rock]

only put $5

[half birch]

Was it a promo

[chrome rock]

No it was just priced wrong its usually a +140 to a +185

Its also cause its cease

[half birch]

Ya but not that high

I would assume +200 ish

Nice cash though

[dawn urchin]

GREEN CENTRAL

[frank moth]

@dawn urchin if the dodgers win I hit a 11 leg

[primal mountain]

oh shit

[dawn urchin]

DODGERS GET JA BART MAN HIS W

[frank moth]

🙏

[chrome rock]

This didnt cash tho unfortunately lmao

[chrome rock]

4+ bases basically a homer should be 400 to +500 maybe

[frank moth]

1- 165

[jaunty crater]

So the profit boosters is just promo money wtf I don’t want ts give me my full payout 🤦🏽‍♂️

[primal mountain]

need one more Doyer to get on base so that Ohtani can get an at-bat

[cosmic stump]

Cash that shi

I got the full payout

[chrome rock]

promo money goes straight into withdrawable balance when u play thru it

so the $14.25 just place like one or two bets and all of that you can withdraw instantly to your bank

[jaunty crater]

Bet good looking out bro

[fleet frigate]

Cash

[frank moth]

11 leg parlay cash

1 dollar into 165 🙏

[grand valley]

🔥🔥

[pale urchin]

Almost there

[half root]

might put lamb td on a slip

[dull spade]

Ohtani Bases a steal?

[half root]

free

[wooden torrent]

🤔

[half root]

🤴🏾

[wooden torrent]

@half root how you feel about Bobby Witt fantasy @ 9.5

[half root]

last time bobby played against Corbin , he had a HR and 3 hits

it’s possible he goes over but i wouldn’t take it

[faint plover]

@dawn urchin i got a 30% boost i need a 4 leg🙏

[dawn urchin]

Honestly the NRFI board is kinda dry

[primal mountain]

TINMAN LIKES MOIST NERFIES

[dawn urchin]

….

[glacial oriole]

anyone else’s 1000 lol

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bhmkH.gif

[dry flare]

yep

aint no way im betting 1000 😂

[glacial oriole]

I do NOT have money like that, it will be a simple 30 dollars i will use

[dry flare]

its nice that for once theres effectively no limit, I can bet as much as i want

[elder coyote]

🌚

[rare mulch]

Tired of chalking slips🗑️? Today's picks are on fire! Give me a ✅ if you're interested in some plays . 🔥☀️.

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-patrick-stewart-captain-jean-luc-picard-face-palm-disappointed-gif-4780258

[thorn lantern]

Testing this out

[dry flare]

maybe i'll run this with one the of boosts

[thorn lantern]

😎😎

[half root]

ye actually i like this

[dry flare]

alright we ride together on this one

[thorn lantern]

Facts! Joey bout to take us to cash island!

[stoic pagoda]

I’m in too!

[quasi lotus]

i need to payoff my credit card send picks 😞

[thorn lantern]

Not your type of party 😭

[stoic pagoda]

lol

[dry flare]

😂

[thorn lantern]

Sean combs ruin meek mill music for me 😭

[calm plover]

thanks bro!!!

[stoic pagoda]

How much u put on this

[thorn lantern]

25

[stoic pagoda]

Nice

[primal mountain]

Looks like Discord is having issues on my side 😭

[thorn lantern]

How?

[primal mountain]

It just stays on this on the browser

[thorn lantern]

Wumpus reminds me of Naruto 😭

[thorn lantern]

You tried refreshing your cache?

[primal mountain]

But the phone app seems fine

[primal mountain]

Yeah

Even tried different browsers

And our ofice internet is fine

[thorn lantern]

Yeah that’s wicked ngl

[primal mountain]

Discord's domain name isnt resolving on Google's DNS

[patent moon]

Good under for these early games???

[primal mountain]

Im thinking Chourio

[patent moon]

For the under ?

[calm plover]

fucj u to alex

[dry flare]

what does this mean?

[thorn lantern]

Don’t play with them if you cherish you UD account 😭

[calm plover]

man fucm the account

[dry flare]

yeah good point, alex can do something just not for you

[calm plover]

i’ll strangle that butch alex

[slow cedar]

Sick 🥲😂 couldn’t even make it to TNF this week

[primal mountain]

it means....that I had to switch dns servers because Google's DNS servers are having issues

I switched to Cloudflare's 1.1.1.1 server

now I'm back baby

lol

[dry flare]

i dont know what any of this means

[primal mountain]

In layman's terms: I was having internet issues, wasn't my side....found problem, fixed it

lol

[dry flare]

slightly better lol

[stiff turret]

Joey teaching millenials about computers

[thorn lantern]

How did you figure all this out?

[primal mountain]

ran nslookup

[dry flare]

joey is a master of IT and prop betting

[primal mountain]

did a little Googling

[thorn lantern]

I knew I should have payed more attention during CITA classes 😭

[primal mountain]

in layman's terms: I ran a tool to see what the hell was going on, switched DNS servers, ran the tool again....and this time it was better 🙂