┆⚾・baseball

[static summit]

My goattt

[pine spindle]

those unders lookin cash so far

[calm plover]

sale this guy has a .095 ba and he has 2 hits on u💀💀💀

[primal mountain]

and that's why I hate unders

[sage kite]

This guy is actually so buns

[cosmic stump]

Sale sold the fantasy 🤦‍♂️

[calm plover]

they prolly put him out

no point i’m sitting him tbh

[primal mountain]

wtf is up with the Braves now?

Last night they couldn't hit crap to save their lives

now everyone on the team including the batboys and batgirls are getting hits

[stiff turret]

Bleh sale

Reds guy is a rookie

It is what it is

[umbral zealot]

anyone like the over hits allowed against the dodgers

[crisp turret]

Jose not playing?

[primal mountain]

both jose's are playing

[spark vault]

nice

[quasi wraith]

Carlos Santana g@y where my Homer

[graceful fog]

Picks for 9/19/2024

MLB
🌟 POTD Cody Bellinger OVER 1.5 HRR (If you can find his fantasy score at 5.5 take that)

• OVER in his last 7/9 Games
• OVER in his last 9/11 Games against Nationals
• OVER in his last 4/4 Home Games against Nationals
• 5/9 against Corbin in his last 3 games against him
• Nationals allow the 3rd MOST Hits to opposing teams and the 4th MOST Runs to opposing teams away this season

❤️ Jackson Chourio OVER 1.5 HRR

• .400 BA against Diamondbacks in his Career in 15 AB over 3 Games
• 1/2 against Pfaadt with an RBI
• Diamondbacks allow the 2nd MOST hits to opposing teams

⚡ Brandon Pfaadt OVER 2.5 Earned Runs

• OVER in his last 8/9 Games; Averaging 4.3 ERPG
• Soared over this line his last game against MIL and gave up 8 ER
• MIL averages the 4th highest RPG at 4.84 this season

[primal mountain]

weeeeeeeeeeeee i'm chalking all over the place on these stupid day games

[stiff turret]

Pog

[pliant gust]

The middle of the 5th messed up Sale pitch count

[brittle lily]

I took Kevin gausman live over k’s and he left the game with a injury. It’s getting voided right?

@granite geyser

[pliant gust]

No buddy

He pitched 5 innings anyway I don’t think anywhere is voiding him

[brittle lily]

Nah he needs to be voided. He was going 7

[pliant gust]

Not happening that’s not how that works

[stiff turret]

I was fairly mad

[hearty bluff]

so can someone explain y david fry got voided ?

[pliant gust]

He didn’t start today

[hearty bluff]

he was at bat, no ?

[last tide]

lol

[primal mountain]

finally got a damn green dot lol

of course Ohtanki isn't going to attempt his 50th stolen base right now because he knows I bet on him

JERK

[quasi wraith]

Vlad lame af

Ofc when ion bet on bro

[primal mountain]

OMG OHTANKI COME ON

[primal mountain]

I KNOW

Where was that shit last night?

HE GOT IT

his 50th

Vladdy you jerky

[pearl frost]

Vegas did it again

Let’s gooooo

[primal mountain]

Soto is going to chalk, I know it

[brittle lily]

Smooth Jazz

[sterile dagger]

stolen base, double and a run/rbi incoming

[primal mountain]

If Jazzy Chisholm's hitting a homerun with the stats he had for the last 3 days.....no one else is getting a hit ever again LMAO 😭

[quasi wraith]

Jake burger so lame bru

[quasi wraith]

Literally

[primal mountain]

Flaherty must be in here

how he pitched a walk to Otto is unbelievable

[kindred depot]

Yusei Kikuchi
6.5
Strikeouts
Higher

Luis Severino
5.5
Strikeouts
Higher

Brayan Bello
6.0
Strikeouts
Higher

Patrick Corbin
4.5
Strikeouts
Higher

what we think

[primal mountain]

Soto is amazing

the guy literally sucks

[river osprey]

These 2/3 home run slips are kicking my ass

Honestly have a lot of trust on the strikeouts today

[kindred depot]

don’t say that now cuz i’m boutta drop a bet on tha

only say tha for one person

[river osprey]

I mean I got a lottery slip if y’all wanna tail

$1 for 125 I just had too😮‍💨

Plus stats are on there side

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain

How we linking today

Looking

[viscid remnant]

send link

[river osprey]

Gotchu

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-1ycUdNQGBN

[opaque horizon]

Nuke it?

[river osprey]

I would if I had the bread for it

So fk it yeah why not but it is a lottery pick so I wouldn’t put too much

[opaque horizon]

Bet,once we hit,I' will cash app u

[river osprey]

Good luck brotha 🫶🏽

[primal mountain]

yay

[quasi wraith]

OHTANI BOMB

[primal mountain]

wtf is going on in the Yankees game?

the players are all grouped in right field

[pale urchin]

Soto got hurt

[primal mountain]

oh shit

[pale urchin]

He still in the game tho

[fast crane]

Hate my life

[primal mountain]

oh okay good

[mystic gust]

Bro selling

Rn

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 2 MILD PICKS THIS THURSDAY

[primal mountain]

I am never betting on anyone named Juan or Soto ever again

[river oar]

nice

[dawn urchin]

… how about Luis Ortiz over 15.5 outs tonight?!? Asking for a friend

[dry flare]

you could tail that bet right now and it would be live spicy

[quasi wraith]

OHTANI 50/50

[river oar]

OMGGG

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain YOU HEAR THAT?!?

[strong cloak]

@primal mountain i might be running it back tonight 🫣

[ember thicket]

ts scripted asf

[spark vault]

lol

[quasi wraith]

Man I should’ve did OHTANI 2 homers

[ember thicket]

S C R I P T E D

if he hit a grand slam i woulda flipped

if he hits a triple next ab ima flip

[sinful thunder]

Wowowow

50/50 is crazy. Drop the special for it ud

[dry flare]

when i saw that i thought there was going to be one 😭

[primal mountain]

If you're going to drop a promo, drop a promo for Juan Soto's blatant attempt at being a baseball player

lol

[ember thicket]

this guy does not speak on behalf of the UD community

[strong cloak]

@primal mountain which players do you need my to yell at today?

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/8eTb.gif

[outer heart]

So where is the ohtani 3rd home run prop

[strong cloak]

ill start with my slumping boy ian happ ✊🏼😔

[pearl spire]

Someone gotta have ohtani fantasy

I need to see how much he got

[atomic plume]

need philly and mets yrfi to hit

[strong ember]

Ohtani might be the best player in the world

[sinful thunder]

Wowwwww

[quasi wraith]

OHTANI mus fin have a baby?!

[strong ember]

3 HR

[outer heart]

Bro underdog you sold me on the 8x wtf

[strong ember]

😭😭

[obsidian oxide]

So who took ohtani today.

[primal mountain]

I took his stolen bases

[primal mountain]

and I paired it with a dumbass Juan Soto FP

[obsidian oxide]

He cashed everything even live props.😭

[obsidian aurora]

Here ya go guys I had it lmaoo

And eflin hoed me by .2 💀

[obsidian oxide]

63.00 is crazy.😳😳

[obsidian aurora]

.5

[long oracle]

🤯

insane

[primal mountain]

That 51st HR by Shotanki shouldn't have counted

[spark vault]

just the greatest bro

[primal mountain]

I mean.....Brujan pitching to him!?!

[obsidian oxide]

Lmaoo.

[spark vault]

but whoever that pitcher was lmaoo.. they could’ve asked me or my dad to come pitched the 9th inning

smh

[primal mountain]

That pitch was just flat out MLB 2K19

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bJKoU.gif

[spark vault]

playing softball

[young pollen]

He the goat

[outer heart]

Underdog sold me 9x wtf man that was a free $200 cash

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/nickwstrikeout-gif-21014021

[pale flame]

hm

[sterile dagger]

did anybody take shohei fantasy

what’s his FS rn it’s prob at 100

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[strong cloak]

this script is insane

they saw what the nfl was doing and said “hold my beer”

[outer heart]

63

[sterile dagger]

this man might be the greatest mlb player to ever live

[outer heart]

Fr lmao

[obsidian aurora]

63 dude lmaoo

[strong cloak]

okay i might have popped off

[calm plover]

he’s goin thrj it rn

[strong cloak]

63 is mlb the show numbers

[obsidian aurora]

Bro on god it looked like MLB the show type shit fr 🤣

[long gorge]

No way Ohtani got 50/50

crazy

[calm plover]

stay padding agaisnt a batter is crazynwork

[outer heart]

I wonder how many people just bought an ohtani jersey

[primal mountain]

Marlins about to comeback

[dawn urchin]

I HATE UMPS

[strong cloak]

quick one for the game

[sterile dagger]

🧢

🤣

“go marlins” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡

[half birch]

Ohtani is a mad man

[scarlet crow]

Bro wtf I just saw ohtani stats

[half birch]

6 hits 4 runs 10 rbis and 3 hrs

[scarlet crow]

But when I bet on him he goes 0-4

[half birch]

I bet under on shohei today am I cooked

Jk just reaction farming

[zealous gust]

ohtani could’ve done more tbh not moved

[outer heart]

Ik one person took ohtani over 2 hr’s and matched it with a wnba pick that missed

[primal mountain]

@strong cloak TELL SWANSON TO HIT A SWANSON BOMB

[strong cloak]

need wood to not score

[hard pendant]

Well damn

Bro went crazy

[quasi wraith]

Bro on a legendary run

[strong cloak]

get ready for a happ hr since he is not on my slip today

[strong cloak]

HOMER HOMER HOMER

SINGLE

CLOSE ENOUGH AFTER YESTERDAY

[primal mountain]

YES!

@strong cloak BROADCAST THE GAME LIVE

[strong cloak]

need a double or better from suzuki

SINGLE

WE TAKE THESE

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES THE GREENIES

[strong cloak]

SWANSON TO THIRD

[primal mountain]

YES

DO IT SWANSON

[strong cloak]

CASH IT JOEY

PROOF

[primal mountain]

YES SWANSON PUSHED

[strong cloak]

its greening later

[primal mountain]

wow, you're sitting 1st base side now?

[dry flare]

wow

[primal mountain]

🙏

[strong cloak]

the price was insanely low

had to do it

[primal mountain]

how much are those seats, @strong cloak ?

https://tenor.com/bh9fj.gif

[strong cloak]

$38 if youre me

[primal mountain]

damn!

nice!

[strong cloak]

cant believe we are willingly starting a .188 avg patrick wisdom instead of our 26 yo starter

OOP my streak is on the line soon

gonna be stressed soon

[visual copper]

in the first inning is actually crazy

[primal mountain]

LFG WARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[haughty mural]

What happened with David fry?

I dont understand this?

[sterile dagger]

why pay for premium when joey sends locks for free

[strong cloak]

fry is a void, must have been replaced before he appeared 3 times at the plate

it does not count against, itll pay out and act like a 7 leg

[dawn urchin]

HE DOES NOT STOP GREENING

[strong ember]

Mf start sending ur slips

Or did I js miss it

[primal mountain]

no, I didn't post the Ward one

[strong ember]

Is Brayan bello still pitching?

[strong cloak]

welp

WOW

an outfielder drops the ball and its a hit?

gotta be kidding me

lame

[half birch]

700 mil for what

[spark vault]

yall hating @half birch @zealous gust

[half birch]

I’m trolling lol

[strong ember]

Did this chalk?

[strong cloak]

ian happ hit

its like clockwork

@primal mountain Swanson on base but no hit

[primal mountain]

np lol

[strong cloak]

SUZUKI HOME RUN

TIE GAME BABY

[primal mountain]

yay! thanks Suzuki!

[strong cloak]

GREEN JOEY 🤑

[strong ember]

Crazy Joe, start sending ur slips NOWWWW

[primal mountain]

i do, but....I can't guarantee wins like that

I had a few losses this morning 😭

[strong ember]

Sad day….

[raven niche]

omg

ohtani went crazy

[primal mountain]

GOOD JOB CARATINI!!!

YAY

[finite dock]

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[unique hare]

What

[mystic gust]

Am I cooked?

[strong cloak]

SEIYA

BABY PELASE

[strong cloak]

yeah hes out already

SUZUKI IM BEGGING

TIE GAME BELLI

[primal mountain]

yeah 😭

Dansby is so good today

[mystic gust]

The first time I bet on him after I saw him hit about 5 games bro sells

Above *

[strong cloak]

CUBS LEAD BABY

PAREDES GETTING THE ONLY RBI HE KNOWS HOW TO GET WHICH IS GROUNDOUT

[strong cloak]

happ and swanson got word we didnt bet on them today

[split obsidian]

He’s been out for 2 innings😂

[vivid lotus]

Can astros win this?

[primal mountain]

probably

[strong cloak]

top 9th baby here we come 🙏🏼

[vivid lotus]

I need astros to win

[strong cloak]

runner on third with two gone

pray for me

one reaction and i rush the field to punch the ump

[primal mountain]

cubs win!

[strong cloak]

PLAY THE SONG GENTLEMEN!

[sage sorrel]

Man, Pfaadt decided to be Superman today...

[primal mountain]

is the song that "Go Cubs Go" song?

[strong cloak]

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BABY

[primal mountain]

(I know this song because my supervisor is a Chicago sports fan) lol

[strong cloak]

might be the last game i go to on the season 🥺

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES HIS SUPERVISORS TASTE IN MUSIC

[primal mountain]

you're not going tomrrow?

[strong cloak]

my anniversary is on sunday so probably done for the week

[shrewd galleon]

Anniversary? Damn unc congrats

[strong cloak]

LOL im 25 and keep kids away 😭

[heady hound]

this the run 🫶🏽

hopefully

[primal mountain]

reverse the numbers in your age, and that's how old I am lol

[lime nacelle]

Joey no way your 52

Fucin unc

Ima spark this joint for you

[tulip creek]

bro seriously get outta here

imma find you ong

[dry flare]

its just a bot

[half cedar]

what’s the play with this 50% boost gents?

[vivid lotus]

Yall like orioales today

?

[stiff turret]

I'd take them, padres, yankees, asstros, and dodgers

A lot of good teams playing losers today

[gilded flame]

I didn’t get the 50 percent token boost 🤣🤣

[stiff turret]

Did you sign up

[granite ermine]

Y did Musgrove fpts went down?

[swift ruin]

Where the 50% boost?

[primal mountain]

More importantly, where are the locks!?

I haven't hit a complete slip in weeks

[finite dock]

^

hit 3 partials last night

[lime nacelle]

Joey my man 2man?

[glacial oriole]

Did anyone get mlb discounts or is that just my account’s random promo of the day

[heady hound]

thought u were the one who sends the locks 😂

Lock Master Joey

[primal mountain]

not really.....those guys just love to joke with me

It's THEM that get their locks to hit, not me.....

😭

[heady hound]

wake them boys up ! its money to be made !

[visual meadow]

What’s yall favorite prop today 👀👀

[heady hound]

thinking ab jameson tallion under 2.5 ER

[primal mountain]

Even though I hate this guy.....this looks good

[lime nacelle]

Ouuu money money all I care abt-stanwill

[primal mountain]

He has a chance to get to 60/60

[lime nacelle]

He got 2 n 1 2 days ina row

[tardy hull]

I’m loving it!

[fringe bolt]

Mfs really want our money 😭

[stiff turret]

Crazyjoey has some

[glacial oriole]

both of these chalking 😭

[spare glacier]

Like nun of them are hitting

[primal mountain]

I don't trust that guy lol

[spare glacier]

You mean to tell me there are people out there getting free tokens and this is what we get

[lime nacelle]

@primal mountain wat mlb combos look good on ud

[primal mountain]

sorry, that's @dawn urchin 's department

[glacial oriole]

it’s crazy they couldn’t even get us good discounts like both of these players played the same exact teams last sunday and both didn’t get either of their totals

[lime nacelle]

@dawn urchin wya

[tame moon]

How do u got all those

[fringe bolt]

No clue

[dawn urchin]

MIL/ARI catches my eye

[lime nacelle]

Wat mlb combos look the best mate

[spare glacier]

They just trying to take our money like on that Wilson discount

[lime nacelle]

Lower?

[sturdy kayak]

I dont see the discounts bruh

[spare glacier]

What would u say is the best 3

[fervent lynx]

Gavin and the bottom 2

[spare glacier]

Igh

[worldly warren]

I’m new to the mlb underdog but which ones are for sure certain

Did a four leg last night and got rocked😭

[fervent lynx]

Nothing is certain

[worldly warren]

True I suppose best odds

[fervent lynx]

But my ticket above is pretty solid

[tardy hull]

Verlander vs angels not a good pick?

[scarlet crow]

Did everyone get these or just you

[glacial oriole]

got 2 K’s 5 days ago vs them

[glacial oriole]

it’s what i got for the random promo today

[worldly warren]

Swanson and Olson are now higher on home runs sigh

[granite ermine]

yall Taillon over fpts

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like Cole ks today?

[calm plover]

ud y’all wanna put up corbin burnes lines😭😭😭

[worldly warren]

Is Bellinger worth a bet on today?

[dull spade]

He’s @ 6.5

[fringe bolt]

Nootbars bobble head day today is he smacking one

[worldly warren]

I was thinking homeruns higher then .5

[dawn urchin]

Yes NRFI

[scarlet crow]

Too high?

[primal flame]

slips?

[worldly warren]

Gavin .5 bases lower
Ohtani .5 hr higher
Bellinger .5 hr higher

WHAT WE THINKING?🗣️

[thorn lantern]

Daily donation on the early games 😭

[lime nacelle]

Wat we liking

[stiff turret]

I like his fp

Berrios has been solid this year

[worldly warren]

Should I really lock in on my 3 leg yall?😔

[dawn urchin]

NO NO ITS “CYBER TRUCK FUNDS DAY”

[thorn lantern]

Facts 😭😭😭 I shorten the parlay 😭

[dawn urchin]

THIS MAN GOT ALL THE BADDIES. Snapchat, discord, messaging apps HE GOT THEM ALL

[fervent lynx]

Nah 💀

[stiff turret]

Tinman be jealous

[calm plover]

ud can y’all put up corbin butnes

[quasi wraith]

LMFAOOO

[thorn lantern]

Baddies on baddies on baddies? 👀😭

[dawn urchin]

I GOT THE BUDDIES I DONT NEED BADDIES

[scarlet crow]

Buddies >baddies

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-the-patrick-star-show-yes-gif-22559195

[granite ermine]

Yall like cubs pitchers fpts?

[primal mountain]

where are the locks? 😭

all I see is conjecture

lol

[lime nacelle]

Thoughts?

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare LOOK AT HIM ASKING FOR LOCKS

[dawn urchin]

I could never trust the dolphins

[stiff turret]

Baddies > Buddies

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-saying-what-do-you-mean-are-you-in-answer-me-explain-gif-14953170

[dull spade]

Taillon 4.5ks good?

[thorn lantern]

I took it for 4k

[dull spade]

Bumped .5 is that still confident

[thorn lantern]

Nvm I meant 3KS

[dull spade]

Yea so 4.5 is pushing it

I’m on UD

[calm plover]

ud wake up💀💀

[primal mountain]

DO NOT TAIL, strictly for entertainment posting purposes only

[dull spade]

Hm see now that tempted me to tail

[scarlet crow]

Just put my rent money on this 🙏🏾

[vague vault]

Tailing

[primal mountain]

You guys did see that I posted: DO NOT TAIL

Right?

[dull spade]

Just put my life insurance on that thank you🙏🏼

Nah but fr ya have locks?

[primal mountain]

Nope

TAIL AT YOUR OWN RISK

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES HIS ADOPTED MLB SON CJ

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-vader-if-you-only-knew-the-power-of-the-dark-side-gif-15855616

[rapid mica]

🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[dull spade]

Ima do a 3 p flex or straight?

Pick for me😂

[primal mountain]

Used the "No Sweat" token on this.....for your safety, DO NOT TAIL

(grabbed this off a Twitter account I follow)

[thorn lantern]

Who chalking me ?

[visual meadow]

🤔

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-cheers-ok-wave-congrats-gif-17054271382848198002

[dusky delta]

dont use ur token on fantasy score lol

bro could go 0/4 and you would push

[visual meadow]

I smoked a blunt and locked it in 🤣

[sly plank]

😂

[dawn urchin]

ABOUT TO BE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

[wheat seal]

Whats hitting

[thorn lantern]

My luck the hitter before Cody hits a home run and Cody hits nothing 😭

[graceful fog]

Yordan Alvarez OVER 1.5 Total Bases

• 7/17 against Anderson in his career with 2 doubles and 3 HR
• Covered this line against Anderson in 3/3 games this season
• OVER in his last 7/10 Games against Angels this season
• .324 BA against Angels this season

George Kirby OVER 31.5 Fantasy Score

• OVER in last 6/6 Games against Rangers
• 6-0 Record against Rangers in his career with a 0.92 ERA against them
• Mariners have one of the best defenses in the league allowing the fewest runs and hits per game to opposing teams
• Mariners are 6-1 against the Rangers this season
• Rangers have one of the weaker offenses this season with the 9th LOWEST Team BA and 10th LOWEST Runs per game

[primal mountain]

Yeah 😭

[thorn lantern]

lol funny business happening out here 😭

[strong cloak]

well you know it turns out

[primal mountain]

you went!

NOW YELL AT CJ TO DO SOMETHING

[strong cloak]

he barely missed a foul ball in the stands lol

[round lion]

How is Trevor Williams getting strikeouts

[primal mountain]

NOW STEAL A DAMN BASE, CJ

wtf are you doing CJ

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i can't believe this crap

COME ON CJ

[thorn lantern]

Why shorty in the hat staring at you like that?

If taillion can’t get 3Ks he’s pathetic

[primal mountain]

She's probably wondering why CJ didn't steal a base

[round lion]

But Trevor Williams can get 5. This shit blows

[granite ermine]

Is taillon over fpts chalk?

[round lion]

Cubs just swinging at everything, his velo isn’t even that good

[brittle lily]

If anybody has 10$

[primal mountain]

i have $10

[brittle lily]

Can you cashapp me Joey?

[primal mountain]

oh....no

[brittle lily]

Dam

[primal mountain]

I thought you were just asking who has $10

sorry 😭

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoooo 😭😭😭😭

Joey hit you with okiee nope 😭

Nahh the cubs out here selling rn 😭

[sly plank]

.143 avg for both team rn

[thorn lantern]

New slip 😭

[strong cloak]

BRO im in tears 😭😭😭

switched locations on em 🤫

[thorn lantern]

lol wait you paid for more seats? 😭

[heady hound]

whats the score

[sly plank]

Early ahh game, they need to wake tf up😭

[dawn urchin]

THIS MAN RESIDES AT THE CUBS GAMES

[thorn lantern]

I’m about to start going unders on early games nfs

[heady hound]

SCORE ?

[thorn lantern]

1-0

[dawn urchin]

CJ ABOUT TO BE PUT UP FOR ADOPTION BY JOEY

[thorn lantern]

Taillion the only one doing something 😭

[primal mountain]

Amazing.

Simply f-ing amazing.

[thorn lantern]

Pitiful 😭

[dawn urchin]

WHEN WILL THESE ATHLETES LEARN OUR DUDE WANTS HIS CYBER TRUCK

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-cybertruck-soapbox-soapbox-racer-chill-gif-16169187

[strong cloak]

YOU HAVE TO C IT

[thorn lantern]

This might be the closest thing imma get 😭

[dawn urchin]

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN

[strong cloak]

lemme start heckling em

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/krayzie-bone-riding-cha-millionaire-riding-dirty-gif-13614974

[dawn urchin]

I’ve been to the park & downtown Chicago very lovely

[strong cloak]

yeah i love the city ! think this is my 17th game this season

got into this one for less than $6 🫣

[dawn urchin]

Honestly it’s smart get cheapest ticket & just walk around

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoo tell em that you got them on the under prop at 50k , and if they don’t start hitting they gunna look like jontay porter 😭

[strong cloak]

NOT JONTAY 😭😭😭😭

[thorn lantern]

😭😭😭 mfs gunna hit ever throw 😭😭

[strong cloak]

pca up to bat

welp

[brittle lily]

I need a bonus ud

[strong cloak]

cant believe i have to watch another game where we forcibly insert patrick wisdom into the starting lineup

[thorn lantern]

They pissing me tf off 😭

[brittle lily]

I love you tin

[primal mountain]

This Cubs/Nats game sucks

[unique hare]

Hes not sending you that ten jason

[primal mountain]

Wasn't Williams' line at 4.5 K's?

[strong cloak]

this is vintage baseball at its finest

[thorn lantern]

Nfs im bout to start doing 50$ 2 mans like @dawn urchin

[strong cloak]

do MORE nothing

take MORE time

[strong cloak]

man threw one bad pitch honestly and that was it

[thorn lantern]

I need all Cody , seiya, and PCA to take steroids rn and hit a homer each 😭

[primal mountain]

I need CJ (LOL), Happ and Bellinger to do anything

ANYTHING

[thorn lantern]

It’s like they hit the ball just get an out

[primal mountain]

didn't you love how the Marlins served up Ohtanki's 50th HR for him?

[strong cloak]

HAPP PLZ

[half birch]

Sad Ohtani couldn’t get 6 hrs he’s washed

[thorn lantern]

Facts hopefully he stays on the streak for today game 😭

[strong cloak]

did a onesie for the funsies

[primal mountain]

I mean, you might have as well brought in a high school varsity pitcher to make it at least more legit

Brujan isn't a legit pitcher, I don't care what anyone says

[strong cloak]

HAPP DADDY TIME

PITCHER CHANGE TOO

WERE SO BACK

[thorn lantern]

Cody Homer in 7th inning I’m claiming it

[sly plank]

Time for 6 runs inning🙏

[strong cloak]

see what happens when we bet on happ 😔

[primal mountain]

Happ's chalked

NEXT!

[strong cloak]

NOT YET

belli bomb incoming

deep flyout

gots to love it

[primal mountain]

I LOVE IT

[thorn lantern]

😑😑😑

[rich parcel]

shohei ohtani walk?

[strong cloak]

taillon gone now too

[thorn lantern]

Seiya Homer atleast

Please

[primal mountain]

so much for leveraging an in-game slip to at least get a feel-good win

😭

[thorn lantern]

Yeah from now on only MLs for me 😭

[strong cloak]

cj up

runner on third, gonna scream if he gets a hit

[rich parcel]

anyone taking shohei walks ?

[primal mountain]

oh look

it's CJ.

https://tenor.com/bHIug.gif

[thorn lantern]

Pearson needs this K 😭 to secure that cubs ML thou 😭😭

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain IS CJ UP FOR ADOPTION AGAIN?!?

[strong cloak]

FULL COUNT

PLEASE GOD

crying in the club

gotta be joking

joshing even

pearson pulled bases loaded god no

[primal mountain]

This a-hole was doubling stealing 2nd and 3rd just two games ago

If he is still in the league next year, I'm suing the MLB

[strong cloak]

my happiness for the day rests on the shoulders of tyson miller

[primal mountain]

need the Nats to score a couple of runs

[strong cloak]

NOT TODAY

[thorn lantern]

They scored?

[strong cloak]

ended the inning actually

suzuki time for a hr pretty please

okay that was… a pop up to first base

PCA

ITS ALL TURNING AROUND BOYS

[primal mountain]

FINALLY A GREEN DOT

[strong cloak]

MIKE TAUCHMAN

MY BABY BOY

THE PALATINE POUNDER

[primal mountain]

Dear Happ, I need a double or better. Sincerely, CrazyJoey9972

[strong cloak]

one more time to add insult to injury hes so sweet to us 😇

THAT WAS FOR US JOEY 🥰

OH WOW I MESSED UP

didnt see the gimme pick token was expiring 😭

[heady hound]

jose berrios fs or HA

[primal mountain]

Dammit happ

[scarlet crow]

If a batter has 2 AB is it a refund?

[dawn urchin]

Do you mean rescue?

[strong cloak]

two plate appearances

[scarlet crow]

Well it was a streak play

[sly plank]

Just need Beli or Suzuki to get a hit🙏

[dawn urchin]

I think he has to come out for injury

[zenith crane]

Anybody hitting HR’s tonight? Anybody got a HR slip?

[primal mountain]

it just wasn't their day

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7107264540211859015

0-7 for Beli and Suzuki

[thorn lantern]

6.66 is crazy

[zenith crane]

You think Judge is hitting a HR tonight?

[strong cloak]

NO

SUZUKI DOWN NO

if gallo gets a hit does that green a slip @primal mountain

[primal mountain]

yes, and he struck out

so he chalked

all my slips for this game chalked

😭

[strong cloak]

PLAY THE SONG

[primal mountain]

😭

[jaunty crater]

No

Judge with only 2 homers in the last month

[tawdry dagger]

exactly

watch bro hit it tonight

[green shell]

I don’t like either discount but Degrom prob the best right

[sturdy kayak]

whats the promo

[vague vault]

Tailing with my entire bank account

[finite dock]

Ohtani going under fantasy tonight?

[primal mountain]

I'm sorry you lost your life insurance on tailing me

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain 😂😂😂

[atomic plume]

ari/dbacks nrfi good ?

[scarlet crow]

Yes he taking the day off

[chrome tartan]

Walk

😏

[scarlet crow]

Do I get a free square for this?

[heady hound]

prolly not

idk

[mystic gust]

Thoughts?

[primal mountain]

If Nick goes green, yeah

[forest prawn]

that boy getting a home run

[fervent lynx]

My first slip chalked today

So here is #2

[humble jungle]

anybody in here take garrit cole fantasy higher??

[slow palm]

Why do you think Gavin lux would go under?

[finite dock]

He better not

[fervent lynx]

He's gone under in 11 of his last 15 games

[twin socket]

We all got different promos or we all got the same thing?

[humble jungle]

anyone?

[pliant gust]

You can strikeouts is what I took after it got bumped from 35.5 in like 5 seconds

[dawn urchin]

Today is a different boost for everyone

[river osprey]

Need 4 pitchers that are gonna hit there strikeout lines for sure😩

[primal mountain]

tail at your own risk

[river osprey]

I would take Cole fantasy higher he’s at a good place rn

[fresh rock]

whats some good POs to take?

[twin socket]

What about the discounts we all got it ?

[river osprey]

Morton pitching outs looking nice plus cole

[dawn urchin]

Which discount are you referring to

[river osprey]

I ain’t even get those lmao

[brittle lily]

Shai has so much aura, best player in the nba

[dawn urchin]

I don’t have them

[fresh rock]

i was eyeing cole and kirby didnt think about morton

[brittle lily]

Anybody else on they last 10

[river osprey]

Yeah Morton last 3 games he has pitched for around 100 pitches so he looks like a lock

Cole and Kirby and Morton I just need one more for that 4 man😩😮‍💨

Yeah I’m on my last $10 I need this to be my day

[brittle lily]

Bro I’m scared, I need today to be the day my life turns around for the better

[river osprey]

Same been a couple of rough days on underdog but I have a good feeling bout today🙏🏽

Today is our day to hit, we are due

[half birch]

Na

Just cash a 8 man and you should be fine

[pliant gust]

Yeah I ain’t got those

[brittle lily]

Real shi, it’s time for the underdogs to rise to the top

[twin socket]

Which ones u got?

[pliant gust]

Just profit boost and CeeDee

[primal mountain]

tail at your own risk

[river osprey]

Did y’all get the no sweat play today? Cause I got one

[half birch]

Putting my life savings on this thank you

[pliant gust]

I got a Gimme Token

[half birch]

Ya it was from the Hayden winks thing last night

[river osprey]

Ah ok

[brittle lily]

Heart beating fast asl right now😤😭

The anticipation is building

[mystic gust]

Yall think reynolds going under today on HRR?

[dawn urchin]

IT HAS BEEN DONE… pray for me boys I’m scared

[hard pendant]

Every one smash the under on ohtani

[prisma nexus]

MLB 9.20 ⚾️

MLB 9.20 ⚾️

MLB 9.20 ⚾️

[mystic gust]

On what

[hard pendant]

Fanstay score

Watch

After what he did last game

He finna be str8 cheeks

[prisma nexus]

Could be likely

[carmine quest]

nah trust

🤞

[hard pendant]

If he does what he did again bro will be getting a drug test

[mystic gust]

Charlie Morton lower today on pitching outs?

[pliant gust]

They took cash out off of streaks?

[topaz dock]

Bruh what kinda token is thay

Why didnt i get it

[forest prawn]

wasn’t even close to begin with 😹

[dawn urchin]

Todays token was a random token & some people got a max 1K freebie

[carmine quest]

fr??

[pliant gust]

I don’t see it anymore on my streak

[sturdy kayak]

was their a promo today?

[pliant gust]

50% profit boost from the google sheets yesterday

And a surprise promo that I think was different for everyone

[sturdy kayak]

dang i aint get no suprise thats what the promo was for today i think

[topaz dock]

I didnt get any

[dawn urchin]

Maybe go to #╭❓・support-chat because I feel like everyone got one. I’ve seen everything from $10, $25 & upwards for tokens

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 1X freebie & 2x MILD PICKS

[primal mountain]

I maxed it and insured it 😉

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN MAN

[primal mountain]

why did that guy put a skull emoji on it? 😭

https://tenor.com/bQ9Md.gif

[topaz dock]

Cuz i m sweating tryna cash and this man does it in 1 inning

[primal mountain]

oh

what did you have on him?

[topaz dock]

I left him out

I was 1 away from cashing my streak

I gave it to paul skenes

And he got screwed by the ref

[dawn urchin]

MASSIVE OUT with a run on 3rd

[dawn urchin]

THEY ARE JEALOUS JOEY

[primal mountain]

no, he explained it

[dawn urchin]

I RETRACT MY STATEMENT

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS GOING CRAZY SLIP AFTER SLIP

[forest fjord]

jose iglesias idc if no one bet on him he did something

[forest fjord]

okay good job

[primal mountain]

LFG JOSE HR!

[forest fjord]

i have sanchez er so tahts good

[primal mountain]

okay, maybe I shouldn't have used the Gimmie Pick on Sanchez' FP

😭

[vague vault]

Joey your gonna feed families for generations at this rate

[forest fjord]

bruh use it on pitching outs

[primal mountain]

I know i know I don't know why I didn't do that..... 😭

oooh...hmmmm

[pliant gust]

Old man Keller is cheeks

[primal mountain]

I can't believe India got walked

I'm still looking 🙂

here you go, and as you know....I can't guarantee that this will hit, but it has a chance

[modern kraken]

Yeah Keller selling rn

[shrewd galleon]

Is joey you on an alt account?

[shrewd galleon]

Over with

[primal mountain]

no never....I just hang out here

and I would never charge for anything

even if I knew who was going to hit

[shrewd galleon]

This is horrible dont listen to this man

😂😂😂😂😂

Im jp but i highly doubt he's gonna play badly after that performance

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain this actually made me laugh

[shrewd galleon]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Didnt answer so ima take that as a yes

[sterile dagger]

🕊️🕊️🕊️

[thorn lantern]

How this look?

[sterile dagger]

volpe sells

[strong ember]

@primal mountain

U been going crazy today?

[primal mountain]

no wins.....just a bunch of scattered green dots

[strong ember]

U got a good 2 man?

[primal mountain]

maybe that Perez/Altuve one

[strong ember]

Type shi

Oh my chalk

[vague vault]

I did under p/o for him

[strong ember]

What’s it at

[vague vault]

17.5

[strong ember]

What’s he at?

[thorn lantern]

He was an iffy one for me but numbers look great against them

His last 5 and 10 games been terrible thou so we will see

[wispy hawk]

who u most confident in

[vague vault]

5

[vague vault]

What’s apps that?

[thorn lantern]

Prop.cash

[thorn lantern]

Tbh shohei even thou he’s risky

[wispy hawk]

damnn. so do i take the under

[wispy hawk]

u confident in one of em?

[primal mountain]

nope

lol

[wispy hawk]

oh

😭

[carmine quest]

cooked

[granite ermine]

Is berrios going to pitch at least 5 innings?

[wispy hawk]

should i put carroll or ward on my slip

[carmine quest]

i like both the same tbh

[dawn urchin]

He should

[granite ermine]

His pitch count is pretty high now

[thorn lantern]

Now I just need a hit from Rojas

[primal mountain]

just in case LOL

[azure nebula]

Chalk Peterson

[primal mountain]

rojas got a double!

[thorn lantern]

Lesgooo!! 💪🏾💪🏾

[river oar]

no way they pulled him

mannnnn

[zenith crane]

How do you guys hit on these baseball lines? I can’t figure out baseball yet lol

[pliant gust]

Gunnar 🐐

[primal mountain]

LET'S F-ING GO OTTO!!!!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[vague vault]

Wow hell yea Joey

[vague vault]

Thank you for paying for my chipotle

[primal mountain]

NOW DON'T FAIL ME SANCHEZ

[thorn lantern]

How isn’t that cash it shows 0 fpts

[primal mountain]

the game is still happening

lol

it'll be graded after the game

and I'm a stupid idiot for picking FP for the Gimme

I AM A STUPID M'FER THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TAIL ME

[thorn lantern]

I’m tailing every slip you throw watch 😭😭

[dawn urchin]

If y’all need me I’ll be crying

[thorn lantern]

Ya think the pirates still gotta chance to win? 😭

[primal mountain]

you didn't have him under....no way

[thorn lantern]

What play?

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain

[chrome rock]

$5 max 💀

[dawn urchin]

@thorn lantern

[chrome rock]

now we wait for the K god

[primal mountain]

OMG you should've consulted me first

[pliant gust]

I did it yesterday with Sale

[pliant gust]

Under Ks

[thorn lantern]

NOOOOOOO!!!

[primal mountain]

did he at least have 1 FP?

[pliant gust]

He got to 30 something

[dawn urchin]

SPAIN WITHOUT THE S

[thorn lantern]

Nah that’s painful asf

[chrome rock]

Its the padres but its also crochet

if crochet is throwing well hes nearly unhittable

[dawn urchin]

The play I wanted to use was limited because it’s weird the UD rules

[dawn urchin]

Yep I’ll be crying

[pliant gust]

Got about 4 innings for him to squeeze in them Ks

[primal mountain]

What? How?

I could've just check Aranda's stats

Shit, I could've just told you to take it OVER without looking at his stats

[past imp]

ohtani has to be walking today right?????

like no way he doesn’t get 1 walk

[dawn urchin]

To be fair Joey he was 0-2 in the game & down 1-2 in the count. It was going my way

[primal mountain]

okay, but....he had history with Berrios...

[dawn urchin]

I wanted to do soccer/CFB but those have limits. Soccer max you can bet on any soccer play is $100 & max on CFB is $250. Only on NFL/MLB can you do the 1K boost token

[dawn urchin]

Still just pain he was 1 dam strike away from getting him out

[thorn lantern]

Smh I got chills looking at the screenshot 🤦🏾‍♂️

A major comeback is coming @dawn urchin !

[dawn urchin]

… totally didn’t need to add funds to play again. WE RISE AGAIN

[green shell]

Is degrom gonna hit

[heady hound]

jose a ho

[sterile dagger]

DAMN

that nigga homered 😬

imagine u did the homer instead u would of been stupid rich rn🤣

[dawn urchin]

It’s painful but we go again

[granite cargo]

Any baseball plays?

[sterile dagger]

fr but i would take a couple days off then get back unless u got it like that 🏧

[granite cargo]

Tin man and crazy Joey are still in this chat wow

Talked to you guys the entire nba season

[dawn urchin]

WE ARE ALL GAS NO BRAKES. All jokes aside I’m good just how this goes some days are good & others are very painful

[dawn urchin]

HI YES IM STILL HERE

[granite cargo]

Yep there you go

Always with that penguin bro

[sterile dagger]

hello buddies 🤣🤣🤣

[granite cargo]

Go Knicks

[primal mountain]

Yeah....LOL...I'm still here

[sterile dagger]

why don’t i ever get a @🤣🤣🤣

[sterile dagger]

yessirrrrrr

we winning it all🏧

[granite cargo]

I sure hope

Team looks good

[primal mountain]

Took a break, @granite cargo ?

[granite cargo]

I stopped better after nba season until nfl season

I’d rather bet on what I know

[sterile dagger]

smart man

[dawn urchin]

I shall speak to the council tonight & the necessary changes can be made tomorrow morning

[primal mountain]

Sanchez, I don't care now if you allow 15 runs and kill your FP

I'm still getting money back from that Gimme slip you jerk HA

[dawn urchin]

Can’t relate

[thorn lantern]

Advancing in a error doesn’t count as a HRR?

[sterile dagger]

you jerk🤣🤣🤣i’m weak

[dawn urchin]

Did he get on base as a result of an error?

[thorn lantern]

Yeah he went from 1st base to 3rd base

[finite dock]

vlad is cooked

[dawn urchin]

In what world does Tommy & Mason have a HRB at 2.5?!? That’s free money if I’ve ever seen one

[dawn urchin]

So he gets the Hit which is 1 but that’s all.

[forest prawn]

I saw it earlier and took my chances

[thorn lantern]

Darn lol 😭

[forest prawn]

charlie morton might sell this slip dawg loll need 4 ks from him

[dawn urchin]

More importantly WTF didn’t I see that & take it. Tommy has been on 3 different teams this year. That’s the last dude that deserves a HRR at 2.5

[twin socket]

Chalked

[thorn lantern]

Pretty messed up they pick and choose which players get fantasy points 😭

[fleet elm]

Nice degrom promo

[twin socket]

Hoook

[forest prawn]

degrom went over?

[fleet elm]

Hell no

[fleet elm]

🧢

[forest prawn]

😂😂

how many he has?

[twin socket]

5

[fleet elm]

5 and got pulled in 3 innings

[twin socket]

He hook

[mystic gust]

Who’s got getting Cole on there slip

[fleet elm]

Not a hook

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain Any late nights

[primal mountain]

not yet 🙂

[twin socket]

He on a pitch count dumbass

[fleet elm]

Ur so smart bro how did u know that

[sterile dagger]

any more jerks to bet on tonight?🤣🤣🤣🤣

[fleet elm]

I knew he was but the fact I fell for it and they gave him the promo 🤦‍♂️

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-1282061386049592041

[green shell]

Degrom isn’t out right?

They still have his lines up at 6.5

[mystic gust]

Gerrit Cole under fantasy points

What yall think

[green shell]

They need to refund Degrom come on underdog

The line was at 5.5 for 3 innings???

If he even had 4 he’d go over

[obtuse grove]

Is degrom promo cooked?

[hard mist]

Oof

[primal mountain]

got my money back LMAO

[twin socket]

Yea

[primal mountain]

nice little Gimme win 🙂

[tardy hull]

Y’all think Wallner will get another at Bat?

Bro got 4 already 😭

[thorn lantern]

I really need Justin turner to lock in 🥲

[cosmic stump]

Bro gave up one run before getting taken off and chalked fantasy 😭

[river osprey]

I’m done betting baseball there’s no way that wacha couldn’t get me 1 more strikeout man 😭

[wispy hawk]

are carroll or ward still gna hit 🥲

[sacred zenith]

Chalk Rooker😭🤣

[sterile dagger]

🕊️🕊️🕊️

[forest prawn]

TRASH ASS PITCHERS

[carmine quest]

hopefully🥲, harris sold me so idrc anymore but i mean its flexed

[sterile dagger]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

start betting unders

[shrewd galleon]

Bro

Since when tf did ud keep half the money u win using a promo??

[calm plover]

yankees can we not suck

[primal mountain]

I think the money you win from a promo becomes bonus money

[shrewd galleon]

By keep i mean make half ur winnings bonus funds?

Lol

Thats the dumbest shit ever

What a scam lol

[toxic summit]

This was so obvious

[twin socket]

Verlander chalked

[shrewd galleon]

I just won 120 only get to keep 60

[primal mountain]

I think the other 60 is bonus funds, right?

[shrewd galleon]

Yea

[fleet elm]

done with this app for a while

[shrewd galleon]

They're forcing u to play again lol

[fleet elm]

holy

[narrow harbor]

I just won $300, they gave me $100.. Rest in promo

[sacred zenith]

If yall thought old ass Verlander was getting those strikes just delete the app🤣

[primal mountain]

Yeah, i think it has something to do with state gaming laws that they operate in

[toxic summit]

Knew right away the second I saw the discount come out

[fleet elm]

promise ur not sharp

[primal mountain]

I could be wrong, and it could just be that they're capitalist pigs

lol

[narrow harbor]

Lmao I did not gonna lie, only threw $2 on it though lol

[shrewd galleon]

Im going with this theory

[zenith crane]

Any lines for this dodgers game?

I need a win tonight lol

[shrewd galleon]

Lmaooo

Thats pathetic

[forest prawn]

same. after sunday im done 😹😹

[primal mountain]

I will shit a condo building if Carroll gets a run

[shrewd galleon]

Max muncy over .5 bases

[fleet elm]

weekly promos keepin them alive

[forest prawn]

nobody took that old ass nga yapping ya gums off

[fleet elm]

chose the worst possible pitchers today

[forest prawn]

frl two ass pitchers lol

[zenith crane]

Bet

[carmine quest]

harris can smd

[thorn lantern]

I’m actually happy Soto sat out today

[calm plover]

meanie

[thorn lantern]

Volpe was the move

[calm plover]

i need some danm runs fro
the yanjees

[thorn lantern]

I need Justin turner to hit a home run 😭