┆⚾・baseball

[primal mountain]

not really 😭

I think I got another rescue with Walker 🙏

[pine rover]

lol chalkboard stole my money and banned me for hedging my promo funds

should literally be illegal to do that but ok

[little spruce]

OH MY GOD

THAT UMPIRE FOR THE ROCKIES GAME IS ACTUALLY SO BAD

[primal mountain]

wow, the rockies tied it

[worn cloud]

Now he is

Musgrove is dealing

[old kernel]

Eugenio Suarez will he get a rescue since he got benched?

[strong cloak]

wow i love my 2024 chicago cubs i really do but i think 2025 can come now

[primal mountain]

GOODMAN I SWEAR TO THE BASEBALL GODS, IF YOU EVER GET AN AT-BAT IN EXTRA INNINGS....PLEASE DON'T FUCK IT UP

[worn cloud]

I doubt it

How many at bats did he have

[old kernel]

Just 2 AB

[primal mountain]

it's actually based on plate appearances

[worn cloud]

Yeah ABs 😭

[old kernel]

He only got 1 hit

[worn cloud]

But I think 3 or more can’t get voided

[primal mountain]

and he had two plate appearances so....if your other leg(s) hit on the same slip as Suarez....you should get a rescue and your money back

[old kernel]

That’s before the second half of baseball right?

[old kernel]

Oh okay hopefully 🙏

[primal mountain]

yeah, i'm hoping Christian Walker gets rescued as well

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES RESCUES.. JOEY THE RESCUE KING

[old kernel]

I hope so too because he’s on my other slip as well diamondbacks top hitters got benched early

[primal mountain]

thanks to Pfdattatreatatattt

or however you spell that AZ pitcher's name lol

[old kernel]

😂

[cosmic stump]

😑

I should have flexed it

[strong cloak]

so tired of this team bro

[dawn urchin]

HE GOT ABSOLUTELY SMACKED AROUND

[strong cloak]

losing to one of the worst teams in baseball just wrap up these last couple weeks

[primal mountain]

at least Happ showed up

and Bellinger did good for me

LFG SEMIEN!!!!

COME ON YORDAN....DOUBLE OR BETTER

omg yordan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LFG YORDAN!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY

[old kernel]

👏

[primal mountain]

okay chapman, need you now

[sly plank]

Got Yordan over 1.5 bases but sadly I paired it with Flaherty over 4.5 Ks

[primal mountain]

oh, that sucks....you got hook-murdered 😭

https://tenor.com/view/hook-peter-pan-robin-williams-captain-hook-gif-6038094

f'ing Flaherty

[rapid mica]

@primal mountain You my HERO. 💰💰💰

[primal mountain]

how so?

what did you tail from me? lol

[sly plank]

Damn just saw the Dodgers vs Braves final score, brutal😭

[rapid mica]

@primal mountain Altuve, Alvarez and O' Hoppe. I added Verlander FP for the low.

[lime nacelle]

mason black needs 2 cook

jus 2 more

[graceful fog]

Cash them both 2/2 on the day let’s keep it rolling 💰

[primal mountain]

what am I doing? lmao

OMG

RALEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LFG RALEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY

[junior aspen]

Can you help cheer for my slips?

Yours turn green. Mines turn red

[primal mountain]

COME ON @junior aspen SLIPS! HIT FOR THE MAN!

going to bring out the heavy guns

I'M MAKING THE CALL

https://tenor.com/bg2LB.gif

[junior aspen]

Unfortunately we both have Chapman 😭

[primal mountain]

it's okay, he gets one final at-bat

https://tenor.com/view/opening-day-rangers-opening-night-white-ranger-fans-waving-towel-gif-8140751

[old kernel]

Damn no rescues for the diamondbacks 🤦‍♂️

[primal mountain]

damn...Chapman got pulled

[primal mountain]

no, they'll get them....I've seen this before....where there's a delay in UD determining their rescue status

🙏

[old kernel]

🙏

Rescued!!!

@primal mountain

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/look-back-turn-around-weird-creepy-magnum-gif-3528693

[twin latch]

Underdog modified my payout after i placed my bet? None of my players tied and i agreed to get a x amount of $ if i went 4/4 or 3/4? why did underdog do this???

Be careful yall!

[cosmic stump]

Easy lil cash

[dawn urchin]

JOEY KNOWS BOXING

[primal mountain]

yeah, but I don't know baseball 😭

[dawn urchin]

BUT YOU KNOW BOXING LETS FOCUS ON THE POSITIVES JOEY

[tawdry portal]

Ward

CLUTCH

I took 1.5 hrr live

He cashed with a run bases loaded 🙏🏽

[tawdry portal]

Anyone else got a streak ?

[lime nacelle]

I just started one

Pick which you like

[tawdry portal]

I don’t trust ufc

One good punch

And the other person done

[old kernel]

Why can’t I upload any photos?

[half root]

WHO 1ST INNING RUNS ALLOWED YALL ROCKIN WIT ?

[tawdry portal]

Just for someone to hit a homer first inning

lol

Anyone else have a current streak ?

[half root]

🤦🏽‍♂️

i gotta streak but ionk who to put

[tawdry portal]

Dm

I’ll send my pick

[primal mountain]

does anyone have any locks today?

[pliant gust]

JP Sears?

[wintry sinew]

What’s the picks for today

[patent moon]

Gore vs MIA???

[primal mountain]

please be gentle with me in fantasy football today

lol

[stiff turret]

We'll see

Might go a little crazy

[primal mountain]

NO I SAID PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH ME

lol

[stiff turret]

Ig it's pain time

Because it's game time baby

[granite ermine]

What pitcher props yall like today?

[brittle lily]

J Jones under ks

[dawn urchin]

I’m on my way to 0-2 because MY TEAM SUCKS

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 3x MILD PICKS

[solar tulip]

Just for fun

[granite ermine]

How’s the tiger pitcher looking?

[primal mountain]

I don't do this at all, but I have a good feeling about this pick:

mix it in with whatever you want....and insure it 🙂

as always, it's not a guarantee

[granite ermine]

Is montero going to pitch the 7th?

[graceful fog]

Picks for 9/15/2024

MLB

❤️ Mackenzie Gore OVER 31.5 Fantasy Score (Over 5.5 SO if you dont play Fantasy Apps)

• Covered in 2 games against Marlins this season
• Averaging 8.7 SO and 6 IP with a 2.95 ERA against the Marlins in his Career
• Nationals are strongly favored to win at -190
• Has had a quality start in his last 3/4 Games

⭐Bryce Harper OVER 1.5 HRR

• OVER in his last 5/6 Games
• OVER in his last 10/12 Games against Mets and 8/9 Home Games against them
• 7/15 against Peterson in his career over 17 PA
• Batting .333 against Mets in his last 20 games against them
• Batting .307 against LHP this season (Overall avg is only .287)

[primal mountain]

beautiful start, Reynolds!

[primal mountain]

Orioles just suck

Santander FP chalked 😭

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN GOD

[primal mountain]

SANTANDER = DEPORTED

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-memes-meme-face-gif-24696612

[prisma nexus]

MLB 9.15 got another ☝️ for today coach 🫡

[sly plank]

2 extra ft and it’s a HOMERRRRR

[primal mountain]

Lindor a rescue if Alvarez hits 🙏

[primal mountain]

he got a HR! 🙂

[finite dock]

Anyone know anything about npb?

[quasi wraith]

@primal mountain anyone for the dodgers game?

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain 😪

Soto can’t do anything lately

[torpid swallow]

Noooooooooooooo butlerrrrr

Damn.... the streak.... the streak.......

Rip 23

[primal mountain]

not yet

[quasi wraith]

Okay well send them to my dms when u do

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain I need some luck men

[primal mountain]

is this flexed/insured?

nice quick hitter picked during the start of the game lol

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain

Brady men

Just 1 more point

😪

[primal mountain]

ugh

[bleak mountain]

was gallo a reg line?

wtf

[primal mountain]

i hate rivals

[gusty lantern]

Yep

@bleak mountain

The put him

[bleak mountain]

nigga

[gusty lantern]

Every day

[bleak mountain]

ts is so free

[gusty lantern]

I just play him lower

Watch

@bleak mountain

[quasi wraith]

Bro stroked it too much

[gusty lantern]

I don’t know why they put him so much

[bleak mountain]

lower everytime lmao

[gusty lantern]

Is free every day

I play him

Always spicy lower

I don’t had luck for real

Wait 💀😂👀

[quasi wraith]

Blud running ohtani back

Ngl if ts don’t hit u getting $5 maxed 😭

[primal mountain]

yay good job Haase

all too easy LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/vader-darth-star-wars-all-too-easy-gif-16077550

[weary widget]

any dodger bets tn?

[quasi wraith]

That’s what I’m saying home runs bases or some

[granite ermine]

Is Kirby over fpts chalk?

Is Kirby not going to get a k

[pliant gust]

Mookie for a single

If you need reasoning

[scarlet crow]

How many pitches Perez at?

[quasi wraith]

Who winning atl or dodgers

[quasi wraith]

Valid

[quasi wraith]

Cash

[primal mountain]

holy shit Bellinger you suck today

[quasi wraith]

Confident?

[primal mountain]

HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol

[quasi wraith]

LMaoo

[rapid fable]

Wait what happen ☠️

Got blessed up

[primal mountain]

you got lucky

Tatis didn't start

[humble jungle]

how did tatis cash everything but it’s voided wtf?

can someone explain

[brittle lily]

Ozuna is so slow😭

[primal mountain]

tatis didn't start, that's why

[chrome rock]

hilarious how this book voided him today but when they subbed him after 2 plate appearances its a loss

fanatics is trash

[slate bane]

It’s a void no matter if it cashes or chalks

[quasi wraith]

U got blessed be grateful cuz Mike was ass

[slate bane]

Yea underdog didn’t mess up

[finite dock]

Ohtani selling

[primal mountain]

ohtanki always sells

[brittle lily]

Charlie is the Lebron of baseball because of his longevity and vice versa

[pliant gust]

If anyone tailed

[primal mountain]

Bookie Metts back to sucking again

[dawn urchin]

FRAUD WATCH?!?

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bet-you-bet-you-bet-your-ass-patti-lupone-broadway-gif-4952785

[primal mountain]

this Dodgers/Braves game is crap

[dawn urchin]

To be fair the dodgers have been dog poop this series

[quasi wraith]

JOEY TEO HOMER

Nvm u didn’t have him

[primal mountain]

wow, I can't believe this Swift guy sucks

[primal mountain]

i had his hits

lol

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES HIS OVER 0.5

[primal mountain]

unbelievable....I can't believe I won an in-game NFL slip

[scarlet crow]

Gets walked his last ab🤦🏾‍♂️

[primal mountain]

Don't feel too bad.....I had his walks, but chalked the rest 😭

[scarlet crow]

If only we switched 🥲

[primal mountain]

right? lol

[real zenith]

Yo

Have any of yall had problems with your bank processing a withdrawal ?

[primal mountain]

no

[real zenith]

Wyd tonight ?

[primal mountain]

why?

[lime nacelle]

Ud robbed me

[chrome rock]

Yeah some of mine got failed to process and refunded to my account

[real zenith]

How long it take

[chrome rock]

If you can’t get bank withdrawal to work try PayPal or the inter checks method only problem is that takes like a few days to a week to come to your account

[real zenith]

Cause I got the email confirming it processed and my bank sitm get nun

[viral mirage]

Anyone watch the NPB?

[chrome rock]

When did you get that email

[real zenith]

And my recent withdrawals went through but the older ones didn't

[real zenith]

Yesterday morning

Sat *

[chrome rock]

That’s why so since it’s the weekend you have to wait until prolly tommorow for it to hit your bank since withdrawals don’t process during non business days

[real zenith]

Nah I got withdrawal processed Sunday and later Saturday 😭

And I got the email that they processed on ud end

Like gang I'm starving

How imma eat

[chrome rock]

Are u talking about last weekend ?😭

U sent it out

[chrome rock]

If it don’t hit your bank it will be credited back to your Underdog account so you don’t gotta worry

But if your starving I’d prolly find some money in the meantime so you can eat 😭😭

[real zenith]

Ima just go panhandle by the road

[real zenith]

No this weekend

Like I had recent withdrawals hit but not the older ones from sat morning

[chrome rock]

Yeah it’s prolly just a bit delayed then

For now I got u some food

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[chrome rock]

Underdog discounts fed tonight 😭

[hard charm]

Paypal is usually an instant transfer and then from there to bank it’s like 1-2 days if it’s not the weekend

[chrome rock]

Yeah I think that’s the problem with his withdrawal tho he started the withdrawal on the weekend and he needs the money but it needs to wait until a week day to process

Unfortunate

[hard charm]

Yeah probably

Some withdrawals also just randomly take a bit longer to process I wouldn’t worry about it too much, but if you really need the money stop betting 😂

[real zenith]

Nah I'm playing I don't need it

I think it's just that random process cause it went through on UD but my bank hasn't received anything

[hard charm]

Support on app is probably the best for withdrawal issues though

[real zenith]

I'm talking to them

Well they said wait for them to check on the status of withdrawals

[solar tulip]

Ngl I been stop taking them discounts since basketball season 😂

If it’s not 0.5 I’m not touching it

[shrewd canopy]

I get it within minutes with PayPal

[half root]

💨

[pale sedge]

No pitcher strikes??? Come on ud y’all slacken

[pliant gust]

Give it a minute

[solar tulip]

Y’all think he can get this ?

[pliant gust]

Depends on pitch count

I used his 5.5

[half root]

UD needa step up they game 😂🙂

[pliant gust]

Pitchers up need batters now

[forest prawn]

seems good to me

[pliant gust]

Ranger and Ks smh

[half root]

i like the over today

[forest prawn]

hell no. he gave up 12 hits last game

he’s went over ks once so far, I don’t trust him

[half root]

L5?

[forest prawn]

2,4,6,6,4

[forest prawn]

2 times*

[pliant gust]

He ain’t even been playing why is he a promo

[forest prawn]

set up

[round lion]

Here’s my play today

My overall earnings are not good, but I’m learning MLB/NFL and it’s working for me so far

[dawn urchin]

I see profit & that’s what matters. Nothing wrong with little profits

[round lion]

My yearly profit is horrible but this month makes a turnaround

[dawn urchin]

Little steps gotta focus on the positives

[pliant gust]

Where’d the props go

[half root]

im sayin

[round lion]

Facts

[round lion]

They refresh in the morning, it’ll go live usually around 11 or 12 est

[pliant gust]

Oh ok I’m usually driving to work around this time

[tardy hull]

Yo profit green that’s what matters

Pittsburgh money line?

[faint iron]

good plays?

[half root]

spencer is a lock

[faint iron]

what about eb else

[hushed ginkgo]

Yes everybody on this list is a fasho lock

Look at all the previous games

[half root]

your goin off l5?

[hushed ginkgo]

These my fav pitchers I lock in them every time they play

[half root]

@granite geyser PUT THE PLAYS BCK OUT PLZ & THX

[hearty bluff]

whts the profit on it

[hushed ginkgo]

No flex 13.5 flex 8.5

[hearty bluff]

send em pls

need 2man locks or etc

[split obsidian]

Idk this baseball

[wispy pewter]

If you need mlb pick with research or just help with some of your picks join the link in my profile

Everything free

[wispy pewter]

I do, check me out gang

Posted some slips also for UD

[dry flare]

solid but why take it on pp for 5x when you could take it on UD for 6x?

[rain forge]

alright whos got the "locks" 😭

[primal mountain]

I was wondering the same thing

I can't for the life of me.....win anything for like the last 2 weeks

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-day-are-you-ready-for-some-football-gif-16278812894835706568

[pliant gust]

Lies

[half root]

🙂

[atomic plume]

@dawn urchin what nrfis u like

[half root]

fax

i need a good nrfi tho

[primal mountain]

yeah, @dawn urchin !? what yo nerfies look like, homie?

lol

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain

Nimmo getting walk 👀

[wispy moss]

Any locks?

[stiff turret]

You're nuts

Gl though

[wispy pewter]

Join my profile, I’ll lyk what I think personally about every with a couple of mlb consultants I have

[lime nacelle]

Any 3 man locks

@primal mountain

[graceful fog]

Picks for 9/16/2024

MLB
❤️ Shohei Ohtani OVER 1.5 HRR

• .395 Career BA against Braves
• 3/3 against Fried with a HR in his career
• OVER in his last 5/7 Games against Braves

⚡ J.D. Martinez OVER 1.5 HRR

• Batting .319 against Nationals over his last 20 games
• OVER in his last 8/10 Games against Nationals
• OVER in his last 4/5 Home Games
• Nationals allow the 3rd MOST Hits to Opposing teams this season Overall and Away

⚡ Shota Imanaga OVER 6.5 K's

• OVER in his last 5/6 Home games
• A's are 4th in K's per game this season overall and away averaging 9.26 K's per game overall and 9.81 K's Away
• Over their last 3 games the A's are averaging 10 K's per game
• The Cubs have let Imanaga go the distance as he is averaging 92.5 Pitches per game and 6.1 IP per game through his last 8 starts

[primal mountain]

not yet

and if anything, I'm more 2-man than 3...but we'll see today 🙂

[lime nacelle]

Lemme see gango plus do u think Sean is gonna get 2 K’s in the first inning

[primal mountain]

I don't know tbh

[lime nacelle]

Lemme see wat slip u runnin

[primal mountain]

#┆⚾・baseball message

[tardy hull]

Phillies or brewers ML?

[chrome rock]

Id prolly take phillies with ranger suarez on the mound

[fringe bolt]

Suarez ain’t shit

[tardy hull]

Philly got a better record but I see some reports that brewers should have they number tonight

Kuz of the trip they just had

Boys been scoring

[solar tulip]

Y’all fw it ??

[forest prawn]

no. why is ranger suarez here

[tardy hull]

Worth it?

lil 20 ball to 160?

[heady hound]

ranger suarez under PO ?

[ember orbit]

anyone got picks for astros vs padres

[heady hound]

i took contreras

[fringe bolt]

Looks good but someone always ends up selling ml

[pliant gust]

Darvish under POs

[tardy hull]

Today my first time doing ML picks hopefully them boys show up

I been seeing my boys make thousands on fanduel man them ML bets be crazy

[ember orbit]

they took that out

[heady hound]

another play besides the HR play

[pliant gust]

Another day CJ still on the bench

[primal mountain]

I trust Crews more than CJ

right now

or even Chaparro

Wood's gonna go 0-fer today

he's in that black hole 2nd batting order

[thorn lantern]

I heard it was hitter week 😭

[willow badger]

Imanaga or Detmers at the plus money of 7.5 Ks?

[dawn urchin]

THE I HATE HATE WORKING PARLAY BYE BYE SPREADSHEETS

[thorn lantern]

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 hopefully!

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-what-what-asking-confused-mic-gif-15346736

[dawn urchin]

Manny makes crazy slips that have really high payouts. So I’ve labeled them the “I hate working” slips

[half root]

lemme see your HR slip

[dry flare]

i labeled them "money isnt everything" slips

[dawn urchin]

But…. If they hit “MONEY IS EVERYTHING” because bye bye spreadsheets

[dry flare]

yeah if they hit

[dawn urchin]

My label for my fantasy team is “This is fine” fire meme because WE ARE ON FIRE…. Just not in a good way

[primal mountain]

London's not going to do shit today 😭

I feel it in The Force

[dawn urchin]

NO NO THE FORCE IS WRONG

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-one-with-the-force.-the-force-is-with-me.-rogue-one-hindi-kulfy-gif-17089479249604933277

[stiff turret]

It didn't come home and niether will London after today

(Please)

[sick vine]

https://x.com/magical_emil/status/1835793800599642374?s=46&t=gb48mXgU7RKw0rMBRYJkrg

Help Patrick win $50 😂😂❤️

Emil (@Magical_Emil) on X

@ChalkboardHQ Here is one. THE COWBOYS SUCK! 😂😂

Username is iHummels

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 9:32 PM

[sterile dagger]

fuck the cowboys

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sick vine]

THATS WHAT I SAY!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[sterile dagger]

@sick vine i cooked this cowboys stan on fantasy

[sick vine]

I cooked my fantasy opponent this week after he was talking shit all week

[sterile dagger]

we damn near have the same players 😂

[sick vine]

Believe it or not. All auto draft 😂

I missed the draft 😂

[sterile dagger]

auto draft done blessed ya lmao

i got matthew stafford in my bench

ima replace him he got no weapons now

[sick vine]

I got Geoff

On the Ben h

[sterile dagger]

CMC injured till like oct but ima keep him

[sterile dagger]

fire

[sick vine]

I got @long gorge in a week or two

[sterile dagger]

who should i drop stafford for

[sterile dagger]

easy work

[sick vine]

He actually will cook me but I just want to make playoffs

Actually let me see the projection

Looking like 50/50 rn

[sterile dagger]

bruh ur good u got that easy

dolphins got a shitty back up

[sick vine]

My life will be complete if I can beat @long gorge

That’s all I ask 😂

He put $500 UD promo on the line 😂😂 jk j k

[forest prawn]

Cousins the only reliable option

Or Darnold

[scarlet pollen]

Yall think shohei going yard tonight

Against max fried

[sterile dagger]

yes i took 2.5 over Hrr

[stiff turret]

I took his over tb

1.5 feels like nothing

[lunar patio]

with anthony richardson as your qb you might not even make the playoffs

[stiff turret]

I just don't understand why he didn't run more

Granted i didn't watch them yesterday

But like 0 rushes is insane

[zenith crane]

What’s the locks tonight?

[sick vine]

It’s ok I got Geoff as backup

But honestly coming in was to not come bottom and if I can do that ultimately I’ll be ok

[zenith crane]

Any HR lines tonight?

[lunar patio]

@sick vine how u even get into that with edward

[sterile dagger]

is my line up valid?

[lunar patio]

@sterile dagger what qb u thinking of going w

[sterile dagger]

for fantasy or tonight’s game

[long gorge]

which means more running

[sterile dagger]

bench waddle for ur best WR bench

🫡🫡🫡🫡

[fringe bolt]

Flexed with 50% boost

[lunar patio]

fantasy

[dawn urchin]

…. Totally don’t have the cheetah as my WR 1 & oh yeah Kupp as my WR 2

[long gorge]

amazing on paper at beginning of season

Hill was my first pick in the SFB draft

[dawn urchin]

WELL SADLY IM NOT ON PAPER. 1st week I lost by 33 points & this week I’m in line for 65 point loss… im scared for week 3

[faint iron]

ts chalked?

game still going he alr got 3😂

[heady hound]

it’s the one that @primal mountain posted

[dry flare]

going to be a sweat

[dry flare]

yeah....

[faint iron]

🤦🏾

[dry flare]

chalked so fast

[faint iron]

banned frm my slips

[rain forge]

just got yanked

[faint iron]

😭🙏🏾

[dry flare]

he gets pulled as soon as this went over smh

[faint iron]

bruh

[dry flare]

woulda been better if he walked the hitter instead

[primal mountain]

I love this color so much LOL

[dry flare]

lol

i prefer "winning slip green" lol

[strong ember]

Holy shit😭the 3rd inning

[forest prawn]

should’ve done his combo

[silver gorge]

guys yall think spencer going over 4.5 strikeouts

or do i say goodbye to my slip

[strong ember]

Will Pablo cash fantasy?

[warped flare]

Ask him

[strong ember]

He said no I should die🥲

[warped flare]

Damn he slimy

[primal mountain]

ugh

[scarlet pollen]

Baseball is so damn sketchy to bet on 😅 I always say I’m done until I cash something then I’m right back in this biihhh. Just like my golf game 😒

If you got so many picks share them or shut up bruh fr no one wanna pay for the picks

[dreamy kindle]

lets hear em

bro wants to sell you some bogus

beware of this clown

[vivid lotus]

Is Yamamoto cooked? Or he gonna play normal play time

[weak bay]

Paul

https://tenor.com/view/listening-mark-phillips-rdcworld1-paying-attention-all-ears-gif-26200929

[primal mountain]

LFG SWANSON!!!!!

[scarlet pollen]

4 no sweat picks just dropped to me whatttttt

[primal mountain]

who cares, start using them!

before the timer expires! lol

[scarlet pollen]

Lmao already did 😂🤌🙌

[primal mountain]

me too!
I got 2 no sweat picks

FUCKING A ROOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LFG ROOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOO HOO

[lime nacelle]

A shit

W

[ionic shard]

got a nice lil parlay

[primal mountain]

wow, carroll with the triple, then Marte with the HR

[ember orbit]

any astros vs padres picks?

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain

Eating good to night

🔥

[sly plank]

Yamamoto sold me bad today

[west osprey]

Same

[frank lagoon]

So bad

Only 4 inning

[strong ember]

Did sean pitch for 6 innings?

Sean manaea

[granite ermine]

How does Lugo have 4 era

[scarlet pollen]

Yeah that part.

[strong ember]

Sean gets the quality start right?

[weak bay]

Bro paul skenes

Oh my god

You tall bastard

[faint iron]

they pulled pablo

chalk i’m pretty sure

[granite ermine]

How does Lugo have 4 era

[strong ember]

Noooooooo when did they pull him

[rain forge]

7th inning

[strong ember]

If they win don’t I cash?

Quality start+win

Or am I tripping

[faint iron]

they loosing😂😂😂😂

[strong ember]

Omg😭

Did Seth get pulled as well?

Shit chalked everyone

[half root]

🆓

[sterile dagger]

bruhhh come on hit into force 2 bats in a row

gg

[patent moon]

Paul wit 7ks😩

[granite ermine]

I’m confused how Lugo has 4 era

[sterile dagger]

freeman with the homer to cash shohei

[hushed ginkgo]

Pablo punk ass sold

[tardy hull]

Mets and guardians clutched the ML parlays holy shit

[cosmic stump]

thank god I flexed this 3/4 cash 😭

[hushed ginkgo]

Skenes should get 5 more fs for qs

[primal mountain]

I can't believe Greene is playing shitty today smh

I'm about to be hook-murdered by this jerk

[hushed ginkgo]

Yea he getting pulled

[half root]

ok people i gotta question

im doing a streak but one of the players pushed their line

do the streak keep going ?

[hushed ginkgo]

He dam near at 60 pitches on the 2nd inning

[half root]

^?

[hushed ginkgo]

Astos pitcher

[half root]

no im talking bout my question i asked about the streak

[hushed ginkgo]

Tbh I don’t fw the streaks

[half root]

oh ok

[primal mountain]

RILEY GREENE BANNED

CORBIN CARROLL = BANNED

[hushed ginkgo]

Arighetti banned mf got 74 pitches in the 3 innings like wtf

[half root]

yo @primal mountain

[primal mountain]

yo?

[half root]

im doing a streak but one of the players pushed their line

do the streak keep going ?

[primal mountain]

ooh good question

what number in the streak is your pushed player?

[half root]

6

[primal mountain]

there's your answer....in the second sentence

[half root]

oh ok thank you

so i js can swap it

bet

[red rivet]

dudes at 1 strikeout

🤦🏽‍♂️

[hushed ginkgo]

Yea I had some bad reads on these bums

[granite ermine]

Can someone explain how they give Lugo 4 era when there’s a error

[primal mountain]

ah yes, getting hook-murdered is so much fun smh

[scarlet crow]

Did Spencer get pulled

[worn cloud]

They really put him in for 1 out

Then pulled him right after

😭

He had 91 pitches before the 6th wtf

[chrome rock]

😭

[chrome rock]

How tf did he last that long he gave up 8 runs to the white Sox

[primal mountain]

woo hoo insurance win

[scarlet crow]

Tatis not getting anymore ab?

[primal mountain]

he will if Houston ties it up

[scarlet crow]

I need it

[lime nacelle]

Joey I need to slips😔

[primal mountain]

?

[chrome rock]

nah bro this going to be crazy

The woo and gil

[ember orbit]

any promos for tomorrow?

[sick vine]

Me and him go way back

[junior aspen]

Free Ceedee Lamb pick

[sick vine]

Where

[carmine quest]

i dont think its out yet

in the morning hopefully

[graceful fog]

Ohtani ✅
Martinez ❌
Imanaga ✅

2/3 on the day. Small game slate today but we'll be back at it again tomrrow

[junior aspen]

Sorry. I was replying to any promos for tomorrow above your message

[sick vine]

All good 💪🏻

[somber turret]

Almost got this yesterday

[dry flare]

damn and he hit for a double too 😭

[red rivet]

what’s a good app for baseball ?

[slow palm]

Any picks for tonight

[red rivet]

[dry flare]

wdym?

[red rivet]

like for stats

or research

[somber turret]

Yeah that was crazy. He got a double but not single

[dry flare]

honestly, its more painful than if he had gotten no hits

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-early-birthday-now-gimmee-gif-15731324811646516558

THE LOCKS

[somber turret]

Baseball should change a double to also count as single. It’s stupid to get more than what you wanted but still fail

[dry flare]

they have that prop but the payout isnt as good

[somber turret]

Yeah but double should count as a single. It’s 2 singles together

[outer trail]

Any locks for today ?

[forest prawn]

I use OddsJam

[primal mountain]

I'm wondering the same thing too...

[dry flare]

london over TDs

[primal mountain]

I got that suggestion from some website

while I was trying to find information on who to get for week 3

[forest prawn]

(switched gil with jordan montgomery)

[primal mountain]

From a Twitter guy I follow....

[heady hound]

albert suarez ?

[primal mountain]

yeah

[fringe bolt]

Birthday boy Ramirez

[chrome rock]

I got a $15 max on the free square 💀💀

[dry flare]

you need help

[stiff turret]

He's trying to help

He has the safest plays

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-nothing-here-but-hot-singles-in-my-area-moira-rose-moira-catherine-ohara-schitts-creek-gif-20290874

[dry flare]

I'll be the judge of how hot they are

[primal mountain]

LOL

[dry flare]

naylor and arenado are a little hot the rest are mild

[dry flare]

lol

[dull spade]

U flexed this?

That’s a pretty nice slip

[primal mountain]

Yes, sir.

[dawn urchin]

MY NRFI PICK OF THE DAY

[dry flare]

ooo i like this mr tinman

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hhgf-gif-25031041

[dawn urchin]

Well according to a different app…. IM THE WORST

[dry flare]

that app just doesnt appreciate your greatness

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/more-kylo-ren-adam-driver-screaming-star-wars-gif-17734637

[dawn urchin]

I’ll be possibly making more slips during my 2nd break in a few hours depending on how my soccer picks go

[primal mountain]

NO WORK........MORE NERFIES

[dawn urchin]

Still have 40 minutes left on my 1st break. Just going to wait to see how my soccer picks go. Definitely have my eyes on a few more NRFI picks

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES NRFI/YRFI MIXING

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/life-of-boris-slav-cooking-baking-hungry-gif-22541730

[dusty saffron]

Who need some good picks for tonight/text me for some guarantee picks if you're interested, remember I don’t sell picks

[thorn lantern]

@primal mountain how this looks?

[graceful fog]

Christian Walker OVER 2.5 HRR

• OVER in his last 12/16 Games against COL
• OVER in his last 8/11 Away Games against COL
• 5/6 against Feltner in his Career with 2 HR and 2 Doubles
• Batting .392 against Rockies over his last 20 games against them with 8 HR, 19 RBI & 19 Runs
• Batting .397 against Rockies over his last 20 AWAY games with 9 HR, 23 RBI & 18 Runs
• Rockies allow the MOST Hits to Opposing Teams at Home & Overall with 9.85 HA Overall and 10.39 HA at Home; They are averaging 10 HA over their last 3 games

Brenton Doyle OVER 0.5 Singles

• OVER in his last 8/10 Games against AZ
• OVER in his last 5/6 Games and in his last 7/9 Home Games
• AZ allows the 3rd MOST Singles to Opponents this season with 5.6 PG

[cyan cairn]

Over 2.5 hr is crazy

[jaunty crater]

HRR lol

Hits Runs RBI’s

[cyan cairn]

Oh shi 🤣

[timber canopy]

Is this a good ticket ?Braves Yankees diamondbacks

[zenith crane]

What’s the locks tonight? I need a dub tonight! lol

[mystic gust]

Ones one good pick for ten

Tn

[red rivet]

don’t tail if your gonna cry about losing

[foggy basalt]

Nga already know ts ain’t finna cash🤣

Ts do Look solid tho

[red rivet]

huh ?

don’t recall saying it it’s not gonna cash

research is there just saying don’t tail and cry

[foggy basalt]

Nah yea i know what you meant by it

[red rivet]

yeah because even with research sometimes the game doesn’t go as planned

[foggy basalt]

Like when Joey Estes threw 56 pitches yesterday and got pulled with 3 outs🤦🏽‍♂️

[red rivet]

im saying

i was gonna do him but i just switched over to esports

then cashed

[mystic gust]

Why I feel like rooker might chalk

[primal mountain]

he's not going to chalk

[green shell]

Is Blake shell going crazy today

His fantasy seems a bit high

[mystic gust]

Could go either way tbh

[primal mountain]

Rooker's either going to: (1) hit a HR 4-6 innings, or (2) walks, singles, 2 RBIs

[quasi wraith]

Jake due for a bomb

[scarlet pollen]

@primal mountain what is the best way to use a gimme pick that they dropped into my
Acct?

@primal mountain Not one of the players they proved. But one I get to choose myself.

[lime nacelle]

Do it ona person you don’t feel 2 sure abt

[primal mountain]

I used my gimme pick on Pitcher outs

[primal mountain]

from the other day....

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/rhy-hoskins-philly-philadelphia-phillies-gif-13697381

[hard charm]

Wait did Lawrence lose his hit streak?

[zenith crane]

Who’s hitting HR’s tonight?

I need a 2 man HR slip lol. Tried it last night with Witt Jr and Ohtani and Witt was the only one to hit one lol

I got close lol

[quasi wraith]

Ohtani and Jose

Or go Corbin Carrol from diamondbacks and duren from Red Sox

[tall pulsar]

Or just find an esports random kills and do it that way

[shadow lily]

You all can ask me for safe plays if you need help, I’ll send what I got rn

[half birch]

Dodgers vs Marlins Nrfi or Rfi

[primal mountain]

Henderson batting 3rd

dammit

[river oar]

already a homer😭😭

[heady hound]

suarez not off to a hot start

[primal mountain]

hit

lol

chalked

😭

[heady hound]

damn i had reds ml

that pitcher getting shelled early

[primal mountain]

Bobby Miller about to be pulled

lol

[sly plank]

Always some random ass Homer

[primal mountain]

and then the crying will commence for whoever took Miller props

[primal mountain]

yeah 😭

[heady hound]

albert suarez look like some shit at home

shoulda listened to outlier and took the under

[faint iron]

what yall thinking?

[chrome rock]

Twins are winning guardians cant hit shit recently

Back to back days taking unders on pitchers vs them and they continue to do nothing

[heady hound]

orioles players are sped

[sacred zenith]

Chalk Jose Ramirez total bases bro🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[tropic dome]

you had him over?

[agile void]

Gavin is getting over 6

💔💔

[tropic dome]

dammit bra🤦🏽‍♂️

[fervent lynx]

No shot

Gavin Williams is not this good 💀

[brazen vapor]

this chalk ?

[somber turret]

Tonight should be a good game for Bobby Witt ⚾

[cyan parrot]

Got em for a single

Otto Is a good man, when he can be

[cyan parrot]

I faded his fantasy

[sacred zenith]

Yea bro 2 AB with nothing

[modern kraken]

Michael king over 5 strikeouts?

[primal mountain]

so did I

lol

[cyan parrot]

Who’s not performing on you guys slips rn?

[round lion]

Bailey Falter should have a strikeout rn, this ump sucks

Like what is this

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-the-professional-shout-gif-12696023

lol

[modern kraken]

Michael king over 5ks?

[agile void]

Gavin really popped off

Always that under .

[brazen vapor]

ramirez

[neon musk]

dat part

[strong cloak]

pca my baby boy

[scarlet pollen]

Ohtani walks when I don’t bet but when I do god forbid lol

[brittle lily]

If Zach wheeler gets 8 ks then I’ll retire from sports betting

[primal mountain]

talk about regression for Gunnar

he SUCKS

[calm plover]

snell just the best in hall

[primal mountain]

well, at least he can draw a walk off Snell...he's done it once before

lol

[quasi wraith]

They said nick castanellos homered for diddy😭

[primal mountain]

butler HR

STEAL 2ND BASE, ROOKER!!!

[lime nacelle]

Ohtani isn’t getting walked🥲

[sharp jay]

mitchell parker is actually horrible

7 hits allowed

looking like kbo stats💀

[scarlet pollen]

He’s walked 4-5 last games 🥲

[silent ember]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-arraez-padres-gif-2962079221153147674

[calm plover]

may aswell reture

[thorn lantern]

They way imma crash out if Jose sells me 😭😭

[karmic robin]

Need bobby for 2 bases. Sick of these walks lol

[sacred zenith]

Jose Ramirez chalk 🤦🏽‍♂️

[strong cloak]

time for a cubs comeback bb

[thorn lantern]

I’m about to crash out of Jose don’t get a hit 😭

[shrewd galleon]

Hunter brown fantasy points?

Or canning under 5.5 hits allowed

[strong cloak]

already at 2 outs in the inning, off to a cubs like start

[river oar]

i switched out snell for bonner🤦🏾‍♂️

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain any late nights

[primal mountain]

not yet

I'm watching Rooker chalk his FP before my eyes 😭

another Langeliers HR

smh

[lime nacelle]

Will naylor or ramizer do something

0 fp score

[thorn lantern]

Not giving me a chase out option on this is fake crazy

[sacred zenith]

Ramirez hit a double?

[sacred zenith]

Ramirez hit rn no?

[thorn lantern]

Facts I just peeped I added a ML 😭

[thorn lantern]

He doubled

[sacred zenith]

Yessir

Good stuff

I just need Rooker to sell

[rapid fable]

bro how scared are they

I’m finna crash out

[gray rune]

wtf snell went off

[meager shell]

Is what are the chances Ragans comes back in

He’s only at like 92 and pitching well

[fleet frigate]

Please Bryan

[strong cloak]

cubs better get this losing out of their system before tomorrow, im not going in the summer sun to see a loss

[sacred zenith]

That’s what I’m saying I need him to get out but he probably has one more inning

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain 💀

[fleet frigate]

Damm

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoo I dead posted this in the afternoon remeber @primal mountain

[fleet frigate]

It’s always 1 person

[fleet frigate]

Chalk

[thorn lantern]

Everything else hit but wheeler 😭

[fleet frigate]

And Jose

[thorn lantern]

Rameriz hit he doubled in the 9th inning

[meager shell]

Wheeler need 1 more k

[thorn lantern]

Lmao facts 😭

Crazy part is still can’t deposit in UD 😭

[strong goblet]

We thinking Randy and Jazz getting 1 base?

[meager shell]

RAGANS GIVE ME 1 MORE K

[unique hare]

Jordon Montgomery eternal hell fire awaits you

[meager shell]

So sad

[sacred zenith]

He stayed at 6

[rapid fable]

can’t make this up 3 walks and one strikeout

[sharp jay]

😂

[primal mountain]

OMG ROOKER

AT LEAST SWING

[quasi wraith]

Everyone on the mets are killing I feel bad if u took the wrong one

[heady hound]

darn cubs

[shell zenith]

Over and over again 💰🔥✅… who tailed? More plays soccer up

[thorn lantern]

“They don’t wanna see me winning” 😭😭

[unique hare]

Someone hit Montgomery with a bowling ball please

Thank god hes gone holy shit

[pliant gust]

Happ double donger

Lol he only got his job back because Nelson got hurt

[gray rune]

whyd will smith void

oh wait he didnt bat

[fallen monolith]

Arreaz has struck twice in the last two games, he sick or something?

[primal mountain]

LFG MACHADO!!!

Yay

[quasi wraith]

W

[sterile dagger]

walker homers last AB😂

[quasi wraith]

Bobby walks saved u fr lmao good cash

[sterile dagger]

that’s why FS is better sometimes lol

[quasi wraith]

Nah fr

[primal mountain]

I wish it was better for Rooker

the a-hole hook-murdered me

😭

[sterile dagger]

dawg he was at 7.5 last night😭that’s why i don’t take bumps

[primal mountain]

what time last night? Because I didn't see any FP assigned to any of the players after last night's games... 😭

[sterile dagger]

like 5 am ish

HRR was at value so i took HRR

[primal mountain]

I'm asleep at 5:00AM Los Angeles Time lol

[sterile dagger]

u lucky u live in cali onb😂

[primal mountain]

but he can hit 8.5 easily....he did yesterday for me with a HR 🤣

[sterile dagger]

rookers been a heater this season i only take him on that oaklands team

[primal mountain]

don't forget Butler

[sterile dagger]

he should of cashed u tho? run+walk+ single= 9?

[sterile dagger]

facts him too but i trust rooker more

[primal mountain]

no, run is 2 + walk is 3 + single is 3 = HE CHALKED (8) lol

He had an opportunity to get over 8.5.....if only he stole a base

[sterile dagger]

damn i thought run was 3 points idk why. vegas them damn bastards lol

at least u hit ur others slips

[primal mountain]

only 1 lol

and I think it will stay at one

Unless Raley finds a way to hit a ball

[strong goblet]

is jaxx gonna get a hit boys?

jazz

[primal mountain]

and Benintendi as well

[strong goblet]

am I cooked?

I need jazz and randy to get a hit 😭

[primal mountain]

Jazz is 0-4

Arozarena has a better chance of getting you a hit....he still has time

[strong goblet]

jazz has 1 more chance bottom of the 9th but the way hes going Im cooked

[sterile dagger]

never know man. walker cashed me last AB with a homer after going 0-3 anything possible

[primal mountain]

If he's projected to bat in the ninth inning.....you have a chance that Jazz will get a hit

In 42 games, he's batting .270 in 9th innings

[strong goblet]

what about arozarena

[thorn lantern]

I can’t get a mf win at all 😭😭

[sterile dagger]

UD withdrawals so quick now

almost instant

[primal mountain]

he's batting .236 in the 9th

so, there's a CHANCE

[strong goblet]

lets hope 🙏

their batting average is 1.000 in the 9th today, and today only 🤞

[shrewd galleon]

Astros money line 🥹

[primal mountain]

HOLY SHIT RALEY

THANK YOU!!!!

[strong goblet]

muat be nice bro 😭

[worn cloud]

Did altuve just get ejected 😭

[ember orbit]

i had altuve for 1.5 HRR and he would have started at second and he got ejected

[sterile dagger]

BANG

[strong goblet]

bro

jazz reached 2nd base on error

does that count?

[primal mountain]

no

[strong goblet]

that's crazy

lmao just my luck

[primal mountain]

😭 dammit

[shrewd galleon]

Whoever is watching stros game

That hit by pitch just shows this shit is rigged

[cyan parrot]

Padres will 🧹 tomorrow

[worn cloud]

They can’t sweep they lost today 😭

[ember orbit]

austin gomber under 7.5 hits tomorrow?

[half birch]

Would take it but he is one of the worst pitchers in the league and it’s in Colorado

[lyric oxide]

Finally hit my nuke

[tawdry portal]

So

Still can’t send images xd

[cyan parrot]

Neither can I

I don’t be in here 24/7

[graceful fog]

1/2 Doyle shafts us but Walker goes yard to bring us home will be back tmrw

[somber turret]

They got Bobby Witt good yesterday. They had a plan to walk him but today shouldn't be the same

[mystic gust]

Honest thoughts chat

I have the house in the line

[stiff turret]

They could hit

Not really strong feelings on it

[dry flare]

id bet a little less than the house but looks decent

[wispy pewter]

Checkout my profile if yall need personal help with mlb slips, a second opinion or just some good mlb picks with research

We just all cashed out yesterday so good hit rates and only planning on going up

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-african-african-lore-smiley-smiley-black-gif-26973672

[half birch]

Don’t even watch soccer but wtf are these odds

[granite mist]

He’s really good at scoring sometimes @half birch

[half birch]

Yes ik but why is one side .81x and the other is even

These odds are insanely bad

[granite mist]

Yes that’s a trap don’t do it @half birch

[half birch]

Yes I can tell when the odds are that bad only UD can win

[vocal night]

baseball homies

are these good discounts

[somber turret]

What y’all think about Manny today. Y’all going over or under?

[strong cloak]

i actually kind of like houck, cant say the same off rip for quintana

[weak iron]

Quintana has had 1 strikeout and 5 strikeouts in two different starts against Washington

Houck is coming off being injured with shoulder fatigue, idk on that one either

[long oracle]

Houck ez

[rain forge]

im staying away from both

houck might be on a pitch count and i dont fw it

[forest prawn]

vlad jr over fp?

[forest prawn]

under

[primal mountain]

Does anyone have any locks for today?

I haven't won at all in a couple of weeks 😦

[scarlet crow]

Which one