┆⚾・baseball

[dry flare]

(me)

[heady hound]

eflin over 1.5 er ?

[dawn urchin]

Live look at my Fantasy Team hopes about to go 0-2

[dry flare]

there comes a point where you have to accept you were never meant to be a general manager

[primal mountain]

what's going on?

[rare mulch]

What happened

[primal mountain]

what happened?

[shrewd canopy]

I tailed. I apologize in advance for chalking it

[primal mountain]

right

[pliant gust]

That’s a refund

[primal mountain]

because you didn't insure

[dawn urchin]

ITACHI MAIN BOOSTS WIN PROBABILITY BY 50%

[primal mountain]

happened to me too

but....that's gambling 😦

[dawn urchin]

I thought I was cooking with my draft

[primal mountain]

1 void + 1 rescue + 1 loss with no insurance = nothing unfortunately

[pliant gust]

I don’t think you’ll get a rescue if it’s a loss on that card

[primal mountain]

I should know....I had that happened a couple of times to me

[fallen monolith]

The rescue has to be the only one that misses, right?

[pliant gust]

Yes

[dry flare]

i didnt know how to turn off auto draft so half my picks are just whoever was top

[fallen monolith]

Bro mad he lost?

[pliant gust]

ADP is the worst

[rare mulch]

All the OGS left 😞

[fallen monolith]

Not really lol

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/well-then-you-can-leave-well-then-you-can-leave-go-away-mad-gif-14147205

[rare mulch]

Of MLB chat

[primal mountain]

I know you're one of the good guys in here @empty moss ..... I know you're upset but....

.....I'm sorry that you lost

[dry flare]

wait what happened?

[primal mountain]

Yes, you can....you have to treat this as just entertainment as opposed to a life-and-death struggle to survive

[pliant gust]

Lol

[dry flare]

can someone tell me what happened? what did i miss?

[primal mountain]

Skedaddle got a void+rescue+loss

[pliant gust]

Just place a rage bet

[primal mountain]

And he was expecting something back.....but he won't get anything

unless he insured it

[half birch]

@dry flare he is mad because of this

I think it should be a refund as well tbh

[dry flare]

been there

always hurts more than a normal L

[fallen monolith]

Skedaddle rn:

[rare mulch]

If u would have won they would have refunded u .. app is trash

[shrewd canopy]

You’ll get the rescue eventually

[coarse elbow]

Ngl I get it cuz you can’t even have a one pick entry so how’s that make sense

[pliant gust]

No he won’t

[dry flare]

not true, pp used to regularly take my money for a L+tie

why not just leave?

[primal mountain]

two pushes and a loss isn't going to get you anything

If the middle one went green...then yes

[unique hare]

Tennis mod

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[dry flare]

edward has thick skin youd have to say something worse

[dry flare]

the dark side of silk shows up

[rare mulch]

He would have been refunded. So it still doesn’t make sense

[coarse elbow]

Make fun of a wnba player💀💀

[scarlet crow]

Bro looking for someone to crash out on 🤣

[coarse elbow]

That’s how I got banned

[dry flare]

sithsongwhen sensed a disturbance in the forse

[coarse elbow]

For a week

[rare mulch]

Literally

[unique hare]

Im always lurking

[primal mountain]

what does "crash out on someone" mean? Like get totally mad at them?

[unique hare]

Kodai so ugly right

[primal mountain]

can I ask how much you had on that bet?

[pliant gust]

It’s one running off a cliff basically

[scarlet crow]

Not what you said yesterday 🫢

[fallen monolith]

5$

[unique hare]

🤫

[pliant gust]

👀

[rare mulch]

Bro smashed

[dry flare]

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[quasi wraith]

@primal mountain anyone for homers u have in mind?

[scarlet crow]

Here we go again

[primal mountain]

hmmmm good question

[rare mulch]

Hate that message

[primal mountain]

lemme take a look real quick

[unique hare]

What is your opinion on same sex marriage

[quasi wraith]

Bro cussing out the staff in support chat lmao they fin close yo acc

[pliant gust]

That’ll do it

[dry flare]

youre going to get banned before sked

[primal mountain]

Do you care what the multiplier is for the home run?

[unique hare]

Im a specialist in this field

[unique hare]

Im giving him an alley oop i didnt say shit😭

[primal mountain]

I know....why nuke the entire bridge and town?

[unique hare]

Cant even get banned right

Loser

[rare mulch]

CAREFUL with whatchu say 🙏🗣️🗣️🙏 the
C - 0 -C K is watching 🤞🤞🐔🐔 and he ain’t take NO prisoners 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🤫🤫 keep them cheeks TIGHT😛😛😈😈

[scarlet crow]

If you say you’re gay you’ll get banned

[unique hare]

This should be bannable

Yup banned

[scarlet crow]

Gg

[quasi wraith]

Joey when u get the homers dm me it so I won’t have to scroll

[primal mountain]

affirmative

[unique hare]

Haha no ban

[rare mulch]

Careful what you say 🐔 🍆

👀

[unique hare]

W character arc

[scarlet crow]

6.2/10 troll

[long gorge]

play stupid games get stupid prizes as they say

[scarlet crow]

He got banned 💀💀💀💀

[unique hare]

Right as he had a change of heart

[rare mulch]

Yeah real 💯

[dawn urchin]

I play stupid games everyday just ask @unique hare I BET FACELESS PLAYERS

[unique hare]

Stupid games are pretty fun

[primal mountain]

I guess some people treat this as a job

[dawn urchin]

NO THEY ARE NOT I JUST GOT MY HOPES UP TO GET SOLD

[weary mist]

i’m moving like R Kelly.

[heady hound]

putting all my money from my first paycheck towards a nuke 😂

[quasi orbit]

good idea

[half birch]

Do you life savings atp

[torpid swallow]

Running it back

Keeps hitting why stop now

Brent with the 400 woba and a hr lastnigh

Butler on a 19 game hit streak

Zack just ended hit 8 or 9 game streak

[primal mountain]

@quasi wraith here you go.....I can't guarantee these will hit but....you never know

[half birch]

Crotchet is always a toss up

[pearl spire]

U bold for ts

[half birch]

I can’t bet on him

[torpid swallow]

Hahaha been hitting

[weary widget]

how do fantasy points work for pitchers?

[torpid swallow]

Outs, pitching outs, game won or lost.. someone else can probably explain it better

[quasi wraith]

Thanks bro

[torpid swallow]

@pearl spire heard that yesterday when we play framber brent and butler killed him

[weary widget]

thank you

[half birch]

Np

[fervent lynx]

What we thinking

[lime nacelle]

Idk dragon u da goat

Wat u think abt mabrey gettin 14 points tn?

[fervent lynx]

Who 😭

Oh

Wnba idk i dont keep up with it that well let me check

[weary widget]

marsh lower than 0.5?

he’s kinda in the middle with the mets

i’m on the wall about that pick but i could see it

[fervent lynx]

That's the one I'm kinda on the fence abt

[weary widget]

how confident are you in the other 3?

[fervent lynx]

Pretty confident

Webb has covered the over on 14 of the last 15

Freddy on 8 of the last 15

And dj hit the under in the last 10 of 15

[weary widget]

sounds great i’ll tail

[dawn urchin]

My favorite MLB rivals play of the day

[chrome rock]

This was the same matchup last week damn

like exactly 5 days

ago

[chrome rock]

Its the padres

thats why its at 4.0

[dawn urchin]

This is true & the exact same rivals play cashed for me. I just feel webb is due for a good game plus giants ballpark is way more pitcher friendly

[fervent lynx]

We will have to see

Nothing is ever a lock so 🤷

[chrome rock]

Only thing that worries me is the Ks from cease cause that can add up quickly in fantasy

Although webb probably goes more innings due to his pitching style

I need some 100% hit rate picks Karen

[graceful fog]

MLB

• Luis Arraez OVER 6.5 Fantasy (Over 1.5 HRR if you don’t play Fantasy Apps)

5/9 against Webb in his Career
.362 Career BA against Giants in 14 games over 58 AB
Covered this line in 4/6 Games against Giants this season

• Vladimir Guerrero Jr. OVER 7.5 Fantasy (Over 1.5 HRR if you don’t play Fantasy Apps)

Covered in his last 5/6 Games against Cardinals
.308 Career BA against Cardinals

• Gleyber Torres OVER 1.5 HRR

.283 BA against Red Sox in last 15 games
Covered in last 4/4 games against Red Sox
7/14 against Houck in his last 14 AB against him
OVER in last 9/11 Games
Since July he is batting .287 at home

• Seiya Suzuki OVER 2.5 HRR

.455 Career BA against Rockies in 13 games over 45 AB
Covered in last 4/6 games against Rockies (Hooked at 2 twice); Avging 5 HRR over his last 6 games against Rockies
Rockies allow the most Hits to Opposing team overall and at home; Avging 9.8 HA overall and 10.4 HA at home

• JT Realmuto OVER 1.5 HRR

.325 BA against Mets over in last 10 games over 40 AB
.274 BA against LHP this season (Slightly above his overall BA at .266)
Covered in last 8/10 Games against Mets
Covered in last 5/6 Home games against Mets

[arctic wraith]

think abt this ?

not mine *

[unique hare]

@dawn urchin Tailed you and added one more cause greed

[honest parrot]

Might have to tail ngl

[dawn urchin]

VAMOS

[thorn lantern]

I just trusted you with my last 10$

[half root]

herz over

[graceful fog]

🫡

Which props did you run?

[chrome rock]

Did anyone just get a no sweat

[quasi wraith]

@primal mountain these my homers

[torpid swallow]

Baseball gods....

I need u

Keep this streak going

[quasi wraith]

LMAOO

I hope u get all green

[faint chasm]

Crochet easy under wtf

Isn’t he on a count

[torpid swallow]

Yup

And he threw 4 hr this week alone well last time he's pitched lmao

[thorn lantern]

All of them tbh

I added cease and Webb Ks thou

[graceful fog]

slightly different from my picks but not a horrible slip

hope it hits

[thorn lantern]

Good looking! What’s the difference with HRR and 2 bases?

[unique hare]

someone can hit a triple and not cash hrr

but they can get walked and score a run

[thorn lantern]

Good looking I never knew the difference 😭

[cobalt hatch]

Cease getting 8ks?

[dry flare]

@primal mountain your son not playing 😭

[dawn urchin]

JOEY MADE THE CALL

[manic laurel]

@dawn urchin

[primal mountain]

I saw Suarez.....but then I saw the park factors

[primal mountain]

CJ?

does anyone have the locks?

[dry flare]

Yep

[primal mountain]

okay

[fallen monolith]

Gallo under walk solid, right?

Paired it with the McMillan discount

[dawn urchin]

YES… YOU DO JOEY

[primal mountain]

oh wait

I'm tailing the best to ever bet in props: @dawn urchin

[quasi wraith]

@primal mountain

[dawn urchin]

ITS FRIDAY THE 13th JOEY IM NOT THE BEST

[round lion]

Hits + runs + rbi & total bases is number of bases gained through hits, walks don’t count

[primal mountain]

i disrespected you

look at the slip again

😭

[chrome rock]

Crochet NRFI is crazy

Brent rooker sends this one a long waazeeee

[primal mountain]

let him

lol

[thorn lantern]

So if you get a walk that doesn’t count as 1 base?

[round lion]

No

It’s bases through a hit

[thorn lantern]

Baseball a bs sport 😭, wtf the point of going to first base then 😭

[half birch]

Thoughts

[half birch]

Bet on fantasy points or don’t bet on it at all

[round lion]

It only counts if the player hits the ball to advance to first

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES DISRESPECTING ME

[thorn lantern]

That’s the motto 😭😭

[half birch]

If you want to complain about walks ya

The total base lines would be higher if it accounted for walks so it really doesn’t matter

[thorn lantern]

Smhhh to much rules 😭

[round lion]

Yeah I agree to a point lol, I’m somewhat new as well

[thorn lantern]

FD don’t got fantasy sadly I’ll be back on UD soon to get a slip with them

[sick vine]

Is Tucker even playing ?

If so that’s a great bet to take!

[round lion]

I like the Ober pick

I have him for 5.5

[sick vine]

I hate the payout

Never take those

[round lion]

I don’t use that app 😂

[sick vine]

When do starting 9 come out for baseball ?!

If bro starting I’m taking that all the way!

[round lion]

You mean the starting lineup? Typically a few hours before

[sick vine]

Yea

Ok perfect just gotta wait now

0.5 HRRBI seems too free

If it’s bait oh well

[round lion]

@sick vine teams typically post their starting lineups on twitter btw

[sick vine]

Bet appreciate it!!

[wise thistle]

Who wants a banger Flex Friday slip if it hits you have to give me a tip or your tip

[sick vine]

@primal mountain what u think

Should I play it or nah ?

[primal mountain]

Play what?

[sick vine]

The Tucker

[sick vine]

The tucker

[primal mountain]

less on 0.5?

[sick vine]

More

[primal mountain]

oh

hmmmm

[sick vine]

1.83x seems so good that like feels like bait

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like ober today?

[primal mountain]

I don't know...that's Tucker's stats for the last 2 weeks against LHP's at home

He MIGHT get a single

don't expect him to get a run though....his wRAA is on the wrong side of zero

he's 1-for-9

I wouldn't play it for much....maybe a dollar and pair him with something else to see if he hits

if you're into that sort of thing LOL (hint: I am)

[sick vine]

Ohhh I love that deep research Joey!!

[sick vine]

I really appreciate it @primal mountain

[primal mountain]

no problem.....so: DON"T RUN IT

lol

[sick vine]

Oh for sure not after that! 😂😂

I knew it seemed too good to be true 😂

[primal mountain]

I think I'll run it just for shits-and-giggles

I'm going to take his 0.5 hits

on a separate shit slip

[sick vine]

Do that one on parlay play. The payout is 1.83x

[primal mountain]

i'll pair it with a home run high multiplier

[sick vine]

Ohhh I like that! Risky but juicy payout

[lime nacelle]

Me

[quasi wraith]

Pov I tailed Joey Homers

[primal mountain]

the "shits-and-giggles" slip

[quasi wraith]

Devers Homer?

[primal mountain]

If you said it, then there's a chance 🙂

[quasi wraith]

I love the positive energy man

Good luck ladies and gentlemen

[hard mist]

How is this even a rival 🤣

[frank moth]

Please vladdy and degrom 💀

[sacred zenith]

No way Bobby already starting off slow🤦🏽‍♂️

[little spruce]

Nola over PO bettors in shambles rn

[heady hound]

bro maikel really not playing smh

[little spruce]

nah I stg if this phillies game lets up a run in the first im doing it

2 outs pls i got NRFI

That bryce Harper hit had me screaming I thought it was a homer

[little spruce]

Joey are you a WNBA guy?

[primal mountain]

HELL NO

lol

NBA and MLB for me

i hate NFL and everything else

[pliant gust]

I’m so happy NFL is back that’s what I’m best at

[dawn urchin]

LIKE ALWAYS JOEYS GAIN IS MY PAIN

[lime nacelle]

Shi ima need yo slip n a friend request @pliant gust

[pliant gust]

I’m always here to help

[lime nacelle]

I’m looking for ppl 2 make slips for football

There’s mad money

[tardy ether]

Elfin ks chalked

[atomic plume]

nrfis so ass

[green shell]

This might just hit if Nola’s pitch count stays on path

[pliant gust]

The wagon and I can’t find it on any apps anymore

[keen mountain]

I remember this wagon being on sleeper😪

Ts was free

[green shell]

WHAT ARE THE METS HITTERS DOING

SWINGING AT NOTHING AND THEN NOT SWINGING AT SOMETHING

3 ks in a row 🤦🏽‍♂️

[pliant gust]

As vs lefties 🔥

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare FRIDAY NIGHT GREENIES FOR JOEY

[dawn urchin]

MORE GREEN JOEY

[dawn urchin]

My reaction when I saw how the marlins scored in the 1st inning

[primal mountain]

notice how I didn't have that one on my slip 😭

I disrespected the institution that is TINMAN892

[dawn urchin]

I’m just happy that CLE/TB hit because it cashed my 2 freebies

[quasi wraith]

They blind af

[frank moth]

He’s so bannnnnwd

What are you swinging at air

Sir*

[dawn urchin]

Gotta say I love the Bart JA cartoon picture SO COOL

[split obsidian]

It’s his first AB bro💀

[frank moth]

Still tho look at the ball where it was …

[sly plank]

The Marlins being Marlins

[quasi wraith]

mETS R ASS

WHAT IS YALL SWIFNING AT

[primal mountain]

I swear, I'm going to find a way to read these stats to find hits lol

you umpires at the DET game better not takeaway Riley's steal

OMG

[azure nebula]

OOOFF THEY DID

[quasi wraith]

They did

Rip

[primal mountain]

😭

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDD he's chalked

lol

[quasi wraith]

He got 2 more ABs

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN DOT KING

[dry flare]

no different than any other night then

[heady hound]

need the tigers to get one more run

[primal mountain]

LFG LOPEZ!!!!!!

YAY

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW WHEN HE ASKS FOR LOCKS

[dry flare]

saving it

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain WE GOT YOU

[dawn urchin]

HE EVEN HAS LIVE GREENS

[dusk vortex]

Why is every single baseball slip I tail dogshit??

[pine rover]

LOCK IN any good locks today

[wintry oriole]

knack over 4.5 ks is cooked

wtf

[dusk vortex]

Yea one person says a pick is good and everyone listens

[fervent lynx]

Underdog if you void Brandon Marsh I will crash out

[pine rover]

this is brutal man

I am losing everything what do I do

[wintry oriole]

i didn’t listen to anyone i took it myself gang

[strong ember]

Aaron Nola fantasy might chalk

[quasi wraith]

Brandon marsh can’t be that bad lmao his shi always at 0.5

[azure nebula]

Nola fantasy def chalked

[green shell]

Nola fantasy was about to cash in so hyped I had his lower

I turned the game off thinking there was no chance then he just got shelled 😭

[azure nebula]

Bro just got fucked again lol

[green shell]

He was at 31 after 3 and now 15 😭😭😭

[azure nebula]

Wow that shit went downhill so fast

[green shell]

6 runs thank goodness

Exactly what I needed

[strong ember]

Omg

Nola just chalked me wow

[dawn urchin]

Mine went 2/3 insured

[green shell]

As long as Eflin doesn’t get 36 fantasy Nola just saved me

Which eflin should be done soon so i think im good

[strong ember]

Nola finna chalk right?

Fantasy over?

Is he gonna get pulled?

[azure nebula]

Yes bros gone

He’s alr pulled

[green shell]

He’s done

[strong ember]

Omg 😭

[green shell]

He went from 32 to 16 😂

[primal mountain]

I paid the price for disrespecting the Nerfie King

[green shell]

Will eflin go into 7th

[azure nebula]

Prob not

[strong ember]

Bruh Nola was looking so good too

This guy, what did he do? Let up 3 home runs?

[primal mountain]

dammit, Riley Greene FP chalked

those a-hole umps

[azure nebula]

Eflin done pretty sure

[azure nebula]

Bibee..

[azure nebula]

I guess he is bad call on me

[dawn urchin]

Sadly I went 2/3 with my slip so a refund

[strong ember]

Nola 32-16….

[pine rover]

here we go again

this gonna take forever

[heady hound]

tiger batters so ass

[mystic gust]

Am I cooked ?

[heady hound]

i had eflin over 1.5 er and them ngas had all the chances in the world

[pine rover]

slowly but surely this is the way

Kekw

[green shell]

Damn went half on everything today because I didn’t like much and everything is cashing 😭

[green shell]

All good thankfully still cashed me lmao

[pine rover]

not sure

can I cash

I don't know how this works

[azure nebula]

For what?

[pine rover]

always losin lol

maybe this aint my thing king

[cobalt hatch]

Tanner houck dnp ?

[pine rover]

I think so

not sure

[gusty lantern]

Tanner chalked

[pine rover]

ofc he did

not again

another L for me

[sacred zenith]

Bobby Witt been looking awful

[primal mountain]

GOOD JOB EDMAN!!!!

NO THIS IS NOT A SLIP WIN.....THIS IS A MESSAGE @dawn urchin

[pine rover]

nice one

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare LOOK JUST TAGGING ME TO SHOW OFF HIS GREATNESS

[primal mountain]

thank you

[pine rover]

very clean king

[dawn urchin]

TOMMY UNDERSTOOD THE MISSION

[primal mountain]

i was doing a lot of hopin' and prayin'

[gusty lantern]

is tanner bibbe getting 1 more inning

@primal mountain

[pine rover]

just my every day haha

brutal

[quasi wraith]

YANKESS GAME SO AHH

[primal mountain]

hopefully

[stiff turret]

Quintana really owning these phillies

[dawn urchin]

I was so tempted to take his rivals vs Nola but thought “nope the Phillies going to cook”…. They did not

[stiff turret]

His fp was so low

So i took it

I've just been chalking my shared slips

[primal mountain]

the BAL game is just brutal

Orioles couldn't get a base hit to save their lives

[dawn urchin]

Is it still a perfect game?

[primal mountain]

yup

[dawn urchin]

They are such a frustrating team because they have so much talent

[stiff turret]

If the nats win the pitcher cashes fp

Orioles are very frustrating to watch

[primal mountain]

henderson shouldn't be leading off at this point

[stiff turret]

They look good and then dog shit

[dawn urchin]

You have FP over?

[stiff turret]

Yes

[frank moth]

Degrom 🙏

[stiff turret]

And his under ks

Cause someone here told me so

W lil man whoever you are

[gusty lantern]

Bibbe went crazy

[primal mountain]

LFG ROOKER!!!

[torpid swallow]

So I didn't save this..... smh I'm so hurt right now cause it just cashed

[torpid swallow]

This just cashed

[primal mountain]

Cubs are just choosing violence against the Rockies right now

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain

✌️

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN MAN

[dawn urchin]

Everyone does that against them

[primal mountain]

Looks like Bibee got you that one more inning 🙂

[gusty lantern]

🙌

[primal mountain]

I NEED YOU MCCUTCHEN

good running McMahon

almost there Ryan

[torpid swallow]

This shit would have been a 6 game steak I had going on with the As man.... how in the absolute fk could I forget to put it in...

[gusty lantern]

Peter just hr 💀😂

@primal mountain

Done with baseball

Ofc Jesse just walk 🥲

Common men

[finite dock]

Any picks for the games tn?

[stiff turret]

Devers homer tomorrow

Gtd lock

Devers owns cole

[finite dock]

I need a slip tn been on a L streak

[gray rune]

ohtani gimme sum

[primal mountain]

MCCUTCHEN YOU SUCK

[quasi wraith]

Sick of hearing lock

Ts suck bro

Let me guess soto a lock tmr too💀

[stiff turret]

Super duper lock

[quasi wraith]

JUDGE

YO

[frank moth]

Bring me home 🙏

[gray rune]

ohtani a bum

[wide bison]

Anyone know how much UD streaks paysout for 6 correct or somewhere to look for each payout up to 11??

[primal mountain]

wow elly

[quasi wraith]

Elly gay

[stiff turret]

Gl

[pliant gust]

I’m waiting on the old man too

[tawdry dagger]

Does anyone know how many pitching outs nola had tonight ? My app isn’t loaded yet

If anyone can lmk @ me

[pliant gust]

13

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 1st INNING CASHES

[primal mountain]

LFG VAUGHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[primal mountain]

@dawn urchin it's not a win....it's a moral victory 😭

[dawn urchin]

OMG MORE JOEY GREEN?!? Not shocked

[tawdry dagger]

Chalkboard is frozen He got 16

[primal mountain]

what app is this?

[pliant gust]

Real https://apps.apple.com/app/id1514546162

[sterile dagger]

ik webb overs sick asf rn🤣

[sly plank]

Yordan 🚀 Inc

[sly plank]

🥶

[primal mountain]

Thanks Ryan!!!

[strong cloak]

YES

YESSSSS

2024 CHICAGO CUBS BASEBALL BABY

[lime nacelle]

Did Freddy get 5 k’s

[strong cloak]

MAKE THE DODGERS LOOK TRASH AND BLOW OUR ENTIRE LOAD TO THE ROCKIES

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HITS SPICY SLIPS

[lime nacelle]

Shoo I need 2 tail Joey next time

[primal mountain]

No you dont....im not good just lucky today

If you need to tail ANYONE.... tail @dawn urchin

[frank moth]

Degrom is back

[dawn urchin]

…. Yeah after the day I had HELL NO

[primal mountain]

they pulled deGrom early

wow

[sly plank]

5ks after the 2nd inning, 2ks in the 3rd inning and it end like this….

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-sad-memes-complitation-gif-25942543

[fervent lynx]

There is no shot

all but 1 of mine didn't void 💀

[worn cloud]

Cease bounce back game today

[half root]

🤦🏽‍♂️

dis was pose to cash

[valid wyvern]

Cashed for me

Good read tho

(Webb only) ^

[worn cloud]

yeah pitch limit, he hasent pitched in like 500 days

sum around that

[obsidian oxide]

Cease cooking.

[valid wyvern]

Came back like bron down 3-1

[fervent lynx]

our tickets look way to similar wtf

[obsidian oxide]

Why they void marsh.?

[fervent lynx]

he didnt play today for some reason

[half root]

dets crazy 😂

[valid wyvern]

You caught Webb before the bump 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gg

[worn cloud]

Cease 3k inning wtf 😭

[valid wyvern]

He got the 3?

I told bro he getting 1-3

[fervent lynx]

dont matter they pulled him and freddy out its getting pushed😔

[obsidian oxide]

He got two of those.😭

[valid wyvern]

Hope you flexed

[fervent lynx]

nah but either way sense they are ties it will just void my ticket and refund me

bc 3 of the 4 got voided

/ tied

[lime nacelle]

i got 2 outta 3 on that slip

lol i put young under for pts

[valid wyvern]

Oh dang i don’t be on dog like that but that’s cool a refund

[fervent lynx]

i mean it makes sense bc i didnt really lose or win lmao

[valid wyvern]

Nola was a sweat today. He actually went over his hits allowed ppprop

[half root]

i think ima js stick to streaks

until i cash out on one

[valid wyvern]

Or 3 4 man flex’s

[half root]

cash one player a day shouldn’t be to bad

[fervent lynx]

harder than it sounds

[valid wyvern]

That’s how it works?

[half root]

i been on a losing streak man 😂 been bad for me

[half root]

ye

[valid wyvern]

I need to try that out

[half root]

well the first day u gotta cash 2 players but then after that just need one player a day

[valid wyvern]

Cool cool

[graceful fog]

Arraez ✅
Guerrero ✅
Torres ✅
Suzuki ❌
Realmuto ❌

[kind dawn]

this a $20 payout?

[obsidian oxide]

Marcus semien really.

I just wanted 5.5 fantasy.

[quasi wraith]

Fuq dis Taurean prince lookin dude

[lime nacelle]

Does this get turned into a 6man?

I got 6 greens n a yea

[solar tulip]

You get 10$ back 20$ is promo money

[obsidian oxide]

We think Marcus semien gets 6 fantasy.?

[primal mountain]

ugh these last two games are wonky

robles saved my slip...thank you

[kind dawn]

okay bet was just asking only the $20 bonus showed up

[chrome rock]

Thats why u dont take flat strikeout lines

Most of them just void because their actual line is one below, so a 4.0 on a 3.5 or a 5.0 on a 4.5 with heavy favorite on the over

[obsidian oxide]

Marcus Semien is not going on my slips any more.

3 batter strikeouts is unreal.

[slow palm]

What’s the baseball picks for tommorow games

[primal mountain]

What's the picks for tomorrow?

[junior aspen]

Ohtani and Judge HRs

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-ohtani-shohei-ohtani-大谷翔平-anaheim-angels-gif-24389746

[muted scroll]

No shot

[viral cloud]

cash it ✅

[ionic shard]

had a feeling bout julio lol

hes a dawg

[stiff turret]

30

[elder coyote]

Thoughts?

[atomic plume]

@dawn urchin nrfi tdy ?

[half root]

which one yall like

[dawn urchin]

These 2 caught my eye but the LA/ATL one feels tricky because you get 2 insane pitchers but 2 insane teams

[half root]

i was thinking the same thing for sale and flaherty

[dawn urchin]

I love the pitchers but the dodgers terrify me. Showtime just needs 1 swing to ruin it

[half root]

exactly

[half root]

but i like the keller one fa sure

[atomic plume]

what abt reds/twins

[half root]

so send em 🤨

[river osprey]

Chat should I nuke a judge,Soto Bobby Witt jr home run 👀

They all looking good

So temping 😩

Tempting

[primal mountain]

what are the locks for this morning?

[halcyon parcel]

I did similar

Let’s see some dingers!

[river osprey]

That looks sexy

Let’s hope🤞🏾

[halcyon parcel]

I’m a chicken tho and I flexed lmao

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare ….

[dawn urchin]

Nothing wrong with insurance

[river osprey]

Today is looking good

[stark veldt]

Any straight mlb plays for FanDuel

??

[rain forge]

Bobby yabo

[river osprey]

BOBBYYYY

I NEED JUDGE AND SOTO PLEASE😩

[half root]

JUDGE AND SOTO ???

ion think both gonna homer

[river osprey]

YUPPP

THE PAIR

[half root]

ohh ok

[river osprey]

I have a gut feeling 👀

[rain forge]

you flexed it?

[heady hound]

kyle gibson po ?

[lime nacelle]

Bobby got a dinger

[quasi wraith]

Bobby weird

Always when ion bet on buddy

[lime nacelle]

I didn’t know the game started was finna out another hr slip for him

Seen he hit it😭

If judge n Soto get a hr today @river osprey I will send you some strippers

[river osprey]

😩🤞🏾

[lime nacelle]

Might turn $5 into a band

[river osprey]

Hopefully what slip you got?

[lime nacelle]

Some crazy work😭😭

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-x7C7hyVi5F

This is the most devious devilish slip out here

[river osprey]

Soto and judge will his this HR😮‍💨

[lime nacelle]

$5 to 1.6k is wat im hearin?

[river osprey]

Yup need this $20 to $3000 rn 🙏🏽

Positive vibes out here

[lime nacelle]

Yessir

[radiant cradle]

Yk what why not

[calm plover]

yanjees manager needs to be checked on😂😂😂

thanks for telling cole to walk 😂😂

[stiff turret]

https://x.com/MLB/status/1835018282572664964?t=k6DlvsQig8DhUXJ9rlylIA&s=19

MLB (@MLB) on X

Gerrit Cole shows Rafael Devers the ultimate sign of respect and intentionally walks him with the bases empty 🫡

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 6:10 PM

Coward!

[calm plover]

managers choice

[stiff turret]

CoLe

[calm plover]

Cyoung

[primal mountain]

Yoshida grand slam imminent

[worn cloud]

Gerrit Cole is so ass

Sold my shit

Getting lit up at home I’m dead

[dawn urchin]

HE DOES NOT MISS

[fervent lynx]

People who took Gerrit cole over are crying rn

Bro got 2 K's 💀

[worn cloud]

Yes bro

[dawn urchin]

GRIMACE WOULD HAVE STRUCK HIM OUT

[worn cloud]

Somebody said that Cole is top 10 before

😭💀

[stiff turret]

i took cole under

[worn cloud]

This season hell nah

[stiff turret]

Just cause devers

[primal mountain]

i didn't take cole

lol

[fervent lynx]

Me as well

[calm plover]

he’s is💀

healthy hes top 3 lmao

[tropic dome]

this can’t be my cole that got 9ks a week ago

[calm plover]

he’s just hungover

[worn cloud]

This season he isn’t buddy

He’s been healthy for a while now

No more excuses

He’s not top 10

[calm plover]

no he hasn’t lmaooo

[worn cloud]

Yes he has lmao

He’s been back from injury

Stop using injuries as an excuse 😭

[calm plover]

missed spring training

been dealing w shit lmao

not trolling me😂😂😂

[worn cloud]

And? That’s his job to not be ass, he’s literally being paid 36 mill a year and he ain’t playing like it LMAO

Saying top 3 when healthy is crazy especially in todays league

[calm plover]

he easily is lmao

[worn cloud]

Ummmm Skenes

[calm plover]

he was hurt💀💀

[worn cloud]

Ummmmm Skubal

[little spruce]

Cole’s not top 10 this year.

[worn cloud]

Exactly

[calm plover]

he’s been mid lately😂😂😂😂

[worn cloud]

Look at his season stats

[little spruce]

Why is this even a debate????

[calm plover]

gerrit cole last year is 10c betger the. skenes this year

10x

[little spruce]

No need for an argument. He’s not top 10 this year he just hasn’t played well.

LAST year

[worn cloud]

Ur on crack bud

[little spruce]

not this year

Let it go

[lime nacelle]

Skenes is iffy wit the K’s one days it’s like 5 then 2 3 days st8

[calm plover]

yea i’m jit being trolled by a casual

not

[worn cloud]

Skenes is holding a 2.10 ERA as a rookie btw

Cole did not have better stats last year 😭

[lime nacelle]

Go Yankees

🥲

[little spruce]

Just let it go this dude won’t let you be right 😭😭

[primal mountain]

ugh soto

[worn cloud]

He literally stays on Cole’s dick

[lime nacelle]

Soto goin for st8 dingers

[worn cloud]

Like he isn’t good anymore pipe down

[obsidian oxide]

🔥🔥..

[primal mountain]

Boone needs to just put Soto batting 6th

he's got to mix up the order...this is bullshit

[calm plover]

cy young😂😂

[little spruce]

I love Cole but facts is facts he’s a great pitcher but this year he’s just not top 10. Don’t know why he can’t admit you’re correct.

[little spruce]

Nice hit bro 🙏

[obsidian oxide]

I put this in exactly at 12:05😭😭.

[little spruce]

I was gonna take under fantasy points but I knew he wouldn’t go over 6 innings. Hasn’t in awhile 😅

[obsidian oxide]

That 5th inning saved me.

[worn cloud]

So ur bringing up a old award for comparing this years players nice

[little spruce]

Logan Gilbert lowkey owns the rangers.. fantasy points or K’s?? 🤔

[worn cloud]

Nice argument

😭

[calm plover]

i literally said top 10 and especially 3 healthy

[obsidian oxide]

I was thinking about doing that tonight.

[worn cloud]

He literally isn’t top 10 this year, are u watching the same league bro 😭

[calm plover]

can u read at all

[worn cloud]

He isn’t even top 3 when healthy either 😭

[calm plover]

easily is lmao

[little spruce]

Yeah imma take his FP and make a 2 man. Thinking about otto lopez the pitcher kinda owns him

francisco lindor for a run is soooolid

[worn cloud]

It’s not his year buddy, 7 ER from a former cy young winner LMAO

[calm plover]

ok it’s 1 game?

i can go find sale gettijg killed by tbe As this season😂😂😂

[worn cloud]

I can also go find Chris sales season stats which is better than Cole’s

[calm plover]

cuz he’s been healthy😂😂😂

[worn cloud]

Cole needa stay healthy then

Bro injuryprone

[stiff turret]

I need that bello

Homie move

Surprised they sent him back out there with 90 pitches

I wasn't sure

Nvm i need another devers hit

[pliant gust]

Two blowouts for the morning games

[stiff turret]

Pepehands

[pliant gust]

Devers always sells when you need him

[pale urchin]

Need Chisholm to clutch up 9th

[little spruce]

wait I’m confused did you have his unders??

[pliant gust]

No I didn’t bet on him

I think he may have taken total bases

[primal mountain]

he didn't sell me LOL

[pliant gust]

He hit HRR

[primal mountain]

Perez did though 😭

yup

please soto, hit a hr

[cyan parrot]

Good stuff guys

I’ve been cashing too just can’t send pics

Soto not hitting the homer Joey

I faded his fantasy and it’s been looking good all game long

0

[primal mountain]

Soto can take a long walk off a short pier

[tropic dome]

judge hit a hr last night no way he getting another one

[cyan parrot]

The question is, will judge catch “A” base 🤓

I will be smiling like sponge if he does so

One more month until basketball sznnn

Straight bets and two mans the whole way 📠

[mystic gust]

Perez sold even though bro was doing good 5 games in a row

[oak quail]

L5 will get ya

[half birch]

If only it was that easy

[mystic gust]

Sometimes you gotta bet low

[pale urchin]

Plz jazz clutch it

[dawn urchin]

OMH WHAT JOEY CASHED?!? Call me shocked

[primal mountain]

no...i didn't cash

it's two separate

[half birch]

Joey is lying he wants to stay humble

[dawn urchin]

Yes Joey cashed his props only green dots i see

[dawn urchin]

He’s just trying to be nice to us peasants

[primal mountain]

😭

even more 😭

[dawn urchin]

I’m having selective vision & only seeing the green

[low turtle]

Jose Berrios is ass. Can’t buy a K.

[primal mountain]

omg perez will get ONE MORE AT BAT

please perez, get a base hit

DAMMIT

[tropic dome]

congratulations

[obsidian oxide]

Perez wow.

[rapid mica]

I be damn, Perez. 😭

[tropic dome]

0-5 holy 💩🤦🏽‍♂️

[obsidian oxide]

Another one.🔥🔥

[heady hound]

dang man

[obsidian oxide]

Smh Perez.

[vocal ravine]

@primal mountain any slips??

[primal mountain]

actually

only one that hasn't started yet

but it's a stupid slip

[graceful fog]

MLB Today 9/14/24
Chris Flexen OVER 4.5 Hits Allowed
Yordan Alvarez OVER 1.5 Total Bases

[primal mountain]

hoping this goes green

[rain forge]

Salvy sold mine too dw

[primal mountain]

😭 i had his HRR too

[obsidian oxide]

Lmaoo GGs.

[obsidian oxide]

0/5 is just insane.

[cyan parrot]

Imo Perez is terrible

[rain forge]

he’s been cooking

just not today

[primal mountain]

it's gotta be because it's a day game

[obsidian oxide]

If he would have gotten a hit in the 9th he would have cashed 1.5 HRR he had bases loaded.😭

[rain forge]

bases loaded with the chance to make greatness

[obsidian oxide]

Right and sold.

[primal mountain]

and his stats for the last 5 days showed that he had the potential to get at least a base hit

and an RBI

[obsidian oxide]

I think when Bobby homered he took the day off.

[rain forge]

yeah hes been doing well

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES PUSHES

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES RESEARCH

[primal mountain]

Otto Lopez has just been outstanding for me

good stuff Jose.....please Schwarber....don't fail me

[faint iron]

wha yall think?

[brittle lily]

Sports betting is causing me to have self speeches

I feel so stupid tryna motivate myself to win something

[cosmic stump]

Berries not finna cash fantasy bro 🤦‍♂️

chalked his fantasy

[obsidian oxide]

Cole sold.

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN MAN

[turbid yoke]

lfg harper hr

[dawn urchin]

JOEYS GREEN SHOP IS OPEN EVERYDAY

[tropic dome]

this chalked already

[quasi wraith]

lmao

[solar tulip]

I need him for one base bro 🤦🏾‍♂️

[quasi wraith]

Cole was so ahh

[cyan parrot]

@dawn urchin y’all the only noble competitors in here

[primal mountain]

if you mean we're good pickers....not me...but Tinman? YES DEFINITELY

[cyan parrot]

Pickers certainly

Damn I can’t send my memes

💀💀

[cyan parrot]

I know I’m a cord og

[primal mountain]

okay Schwarber...time for a triple or better

[dawn urchin]

LIES LOOK AT ALL HIS GREEN DOTS TODAY

[atomic plume]

@dawn urchin think it has a chance ?

[dawn urchin]

I like ATL/LAD & I like the MIL/ARI but every time I get NRFI Arizona Martel hits a HR

[atomic plume]

should i take astros one off ?

[dawn urchin]

That’s your personal choice it’s your money

[quasi wraith]

Bryce off drugs rn

[prisma nexus]

CFB 9.14

[cyan parrot]

Good hit

[lunar patio]

is baseball your fav sport

[primal mountain]

no

[lunar patio]

surprised you not sick of betting on it

[primal mountain]

I am....I'm just good at not showing it

lol

[little spruce]

cashing like CRAZY today

[little spruce]

Baseball is my least favorite sport.. WNBA 2nd. Cannot stand baseball though.

love my padres though

[little spruce]

How did you get the gimme pick??

[primal mountain]

I don't know....it just appeared in my gift box a couple of days ago

I almost missed it

lol

[little spruce]

ahhh okay

hope your slip cashes 🙏 I got one more slip for tonight

Not very confident ngl

[primal mountain]

I don't see anything wrong with it....at least for the hitters

I don't know about the pitchers

[strong cloak]

cash it now bb

joey whats your team btw?

[primal mountain]

near my username?

or do you mean, "What is my favorite sports team?"

[strong cloak]

no i meant for baseball

[primal mountain]

oh

none really

I just really find the stats intriguing

[strong cloak]

man is in it for the love of the game (statistical analysis at a highly acute level)

[primal mountain]

and I'm not even good at math! lol

same with the NBA

the stats....I just like going through them...and trying to find winners based on information

kinda like going through a racing guide at the horse track

[strong cloak]

do you watch any of the games at all?

[primal mountain]

sometimes

I even go on statcast, and watch particular events during a hitter's AB

to see how the pitcher pitched the ball to them, etc

lol

statcast has ALL that information

it's unbelievable

if only the NBA could amass that kind of information down to the video detail

[strong cloak]

steve balmer might do it himself after looking at this stadium 😭

[finite dock]

Good 2 know

[solar tulip]

??

[half birch]

Flexen gonna get destroyed O 2.5 earned runs is free

Cmon Langeliers get a hit

[little spruce]

Would’ve been free

what’s wrong with him? Anyone know?

[half birch]

Flexen 3 ks in the first wtf

[copper epoch]

-2 is crazy bra

[cyan parrot]

Sheesh dodgers defense needs to tighten up

[cosmic stump]

.5 hook

[elder apex]

Joey hooked me too

[primal mountain]

WOW

yay, i have money to play again

lol

thanks, Ty!

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES HAVING MONEY TO PLAY

[primal mountain]

and just in the nick of time too....they just replaced Richardson

[little spruce]

I’m done with NRFI

2 L’s are NRFI

[primal mountain]

come on Tommy

[cyan parrot]

Dodgers getting ripped

[primal mountain]

oh, I hope Sweeney gets rescued

[atomic plume]

not it anymore

[torpid swallow]

Hope u guys didn't sleep on the As today

[primal mountain]

LFG BELLINGER!!!

[primal mountain]

Gelof did good for me

[torpid swallow]

I believe it! I believe it!!

[primal mountain]

I get my money back and a freebie! lol

Go to bed early, CeeDee....stay out of the clubs

lol

[dawn urchin]

JOEY WANTS PLAYERS FULL RESTED

[quasi wraith]

Joey gatekeeped cody L mans

CeeDee for a touchdown don’t sound bad if he not drunk

[primal mountain]

I withheld Cody because I made a mistake of pairing him with Goodman.....and I didn't want you guys to tail

[torpid swallow]

Hope yall didn't sleep on the As

[primal mountain]

Arizona, please pull Walker before his 3rd plate appearance

lol

[cosmic stump]

How cooked am I ?

[brittle lily]

If only people could be me, they’d understand how much these parlays be stressing me out

[dawn urchin]

ARIZONA PLEASE DO IT FOR JOEY

[dusk vortex]

Wow another nfri chalk surprise surprised

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-monkey-monkey-crying-sad-monkey-crying-gif-26326543

[slate bane]

Masterclass 🔥🔥

[unique hare]

Wtf

[primal mountain]

WTF WAS THAT, Atlanta?

it wasn't even an intentional walk to Edman

cowards

[cyan parrot]

Bang ❗️

Made a little over 350 on the day

See y’all tomorrow 🫡

[granite ermine]

Is the giants pitcher under 15.5 PO looking good?

[cyan parrot]

No he’s at 10 atm

4 inning

[lime nacelle]

Joey is a cash machine

[granite ermine]

He’s going to pitch the 6th?

[cyan parrot]

Maybe though he’s giving up hits and homers

[lime nacelle]

Practically printing money @primal mountain

[cosmic stump]

Bro ain’t doing shit 😑

[faint iron]

cash?