┆⚾・baseball

[primal mountain]

I can re post

[chilly bay]

Oh I see em 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[primal mountain]

(can you tell I hate Apple products?) lol

[chilly bay]

Preciate it

I can’t do anything but apple your a lunatic

[primal mountain]

don't spend too much on tailing me

$1 will do

[chilly bay]

I am🙏🏾😂

[primal mountain]

🙏

[forest fjord]

How we feeling (right = free 100$ bet)

[green karma]

Take some more safe if you can.

Why I can’t post pics in here?

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HATES APPLE PRODUCTS

[strong cloak]

was it not 4? 😭

sorry for the late reply, work sucks 🥲

i hate working for the man

(i unfortunately am said man)

[scarlet crow]

One parlay nuke and we can quit our jobs🙏🏾

[primal mountain]

woo hoo all my picks have done shit so far

[green karma]

Lmaoooo man that’s how you I don’t be in here

[green karma]

😭

I’m so weak

[soft fjord]

Morton already gave up a run 😫

[cold island]

I told y’all

[glacial oriole]

Skenes is so back

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN MAN ON HIS BIRTHDAY

[soft fjord]

Cash Morton 4.5 k’s

[strong cloak]

and after the sixth time i said no no no, im going under on the reliever this time 😇

[true shoal]

Let’s goo Joey 2 more to go

[cosmic stump]

Bro Sanchez has had so many 0-2 counts but can’t k for his life 😭

[strong cloak]

schwarby plz

[warm dome]

I NEED THE BRAVES TO SCORE SOME MF RUNS😤

[dawn urchin]

That’s what terrifies me about FP for pitchers so much is depending on Ks

[warm dome]

Morton can’t pitch much better than he is rn, 6 K’s 2 hits thru 4. Braves gotta help him out on offense

[restive bramble]

Morton just cashed the goblin

[soft fjord]

Jonny deluca ass bruh

[primal mountain]

he wasn't the other day 😭

[soft fjord]

Grandal ass too

Need a pair for Mike Williams receptions!!!!

[primal mountain]

wtf triolo

[soft fjord]

Nvm Brock purdy rushing yards looks free

[hushed ginkgo]

Need Bello to go 6 innings

[soft fjord]

Y’all think Aaron rodgers longest pass is free?

34.5

[raw spoke]

@primal mountain took Perez and Santana

[soft fjord]

Wait Perez got a homer?

[primal mountain]

correct

[soft fjord]

Oh nah

I took him off my slip

[soft fjord]

I had him for a homer and Cruz but I took Perez off cause I’m dumb

[cosmic stump]

Bro the game has been 0-2 counts and he just can’t finish the batters bro

[soft fjord]

Freddie freeman batter strikeout is free

[cosmic stump]

He finally got a k Sanchez I need the Phillies to score runs there 0-12 in batting 😂

[glacial oriole]

?

[soft fjord]

I’m cooked week 1 I had cmc has my starting rb in fantasy

[warm dome]

The Braves are really, really bad

[primal mountain]

uh oh...is Skenes hurt?

[soft fjord]

Could I send someone a screen shot rq im tryna see if this slip is valid it won’t let me send in chat

[tardy hull]

Skenes good for 1 more?

[tardy hull]

Noooooooooo

[primal mountain]

no, he's fine

[soft fjord]

Can I send you this Ss rq

[tardy hull]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-excited-gif-22851753

[primal mountain]

sure

[tardy hull]

BROO😂😂

[gusty lantern]

Anyone know what is going on with judge

Men

[tardy hull]

You scared me

[primal mountain]

well, there was an injury delay

[gusty lantern]

💀

[primal mountain]

and you can see the catcher approach him

but he's fine now

[tardy hull]

Damn he might not get that 8th K bro

[primal mountain]

welp, DeLuca's chalked

[rancid glen]

I need Paul to get pulled

[soft fjord]

Sent

[rocky rock]

Man wtf is that first ball😭

[tardy hull]

I need him to go over 😂😂

[rancid glen]

Shiii one of us chalking 😭

[rocky rock]

Ump had to have to U

[rancid glen]

He going 6 ?

[soft fjord]

Whoever told me to go over on deluca hrr count ur days 😃

[cosmic stump]

Bro Sanchez finna chalk by .5 cuz he will get the qs but the Phillies can’t score runs 😭

[primal mountain]

I didn't tell you but I did post a slip with his HRR

sorry

[soft fjord]

It wasn’t you it was someone else I forgot

[soft fjord]

U had good plays tho

[primal mountain]

He's got one more AB coming

[gusty lantern]

Looking good so far

💀

[tardy hull]

On God 😂

[soft fjord]

Yasmani Grandal can’t even get 1 base dawg 😐

[true shoal]

Chalked 😭😭

[rocky rock]

I LOVE ME SOME SKENES✅✅✅✅✅✅

[primal mountain]

SCHWARBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[cosmic stump]

BANG

[cosmic stump]

LETS GOO CASH Phillies scored runs

He finna get the W and qs

[strong cloak]

SCHWARBOMB

[soft fjord]

Dawg I can’t make this up

[glacial oriole]

I love paul skenes

[soft fjord]

I just lost 200 cause this dude deluca yeah I’m done with betting for a couple weeks 😃

[ashen reef]

Is bellos ers chalked?

[cold island]

Too accurate 😮‍💨

9 on the dot

[primal mountain]

the over is

the under isn't

😭

[hushed ginkgo]

Yes he getting pulled

[primal mountain]

dammit triolo chalked

[gusty lantern]

@primal mountain damn O’Neil

💀

Ofc he hr today

[hushed ginkgo]

Need bello to pitch 6

[true shoal]

I’m sick I wish I knew he wasn’t consistent

[quasi wraith]

U never share these

[primal mountain]

no, because the slip he's on...it's chalked

[quasi wraith]

Dang

[primal mountain]

I had Triolo HRR with him

he failed

[quasi wraith]

Smh

[hushed ginkgo]

2 more outs plz bello

[cosmic stump]

He not pitching another inning he at 96 pitches he done for today

[hushed ginkgo]

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[timid parcel]

Shit, Marsh got pulled after 2 AB…does UD reboot?

[warm dome]

The Braves blow

[primal mountain]

fucking Yandy

RUN FASTER

[soft fjord]

@primal mountain we need deluca to reach home

🤞

[primal mountain]

we need the Rays to tie up in the 9th

he didn't make it

[soft fjord]

Damn

[true shoal]

I might still hit 🤞🏾🤞🏾🙏🏾

[primal mountain]

rays tied it

now the game needs to stay tied until Deluca gets up to bat

[soft fjord]

Grandal is horrible

[cosmic stump]

Will Sanchez still get the win ?

Cuz the Phillies scored when he pitched in the inning that they scored in

[hushed ginkgo]

.5 chalk

[cosmic stump]

Bru

Phillies are straight bums

Bro couldn’t catch Phillies should be winning 1-0 😭

[true shoal]

Deluca gotta come in clutch

[finite dock]

Anyone got any locks on Japan baseball league

[true shoal]

Bruh the Rays pitcher is selling bruh

[finite dock]

Thought u didn’t like mlb

[true shoal]

I don’t

[crimson star]

did jazz get walked ?

wasn’t watching

[true shoal]

Yeah the Rays are ass

[cosmic stump]

This hurts man

[wraith pewter]

Ayyyy does anyone actually win the streaks here??????

[cosmic stump]

.5 is so ass bro

bro couldn’t k for shi for today

[primal mountain]

wow I can't believe he got on base

[elder apex]

???

[primal mountain]

need Bookie

[pine spindle]

will mookie cash this?

[primal mountain]

I hope so

[pine spindle]

me too 🙏

[elder apex]

im so confused

how this ain’t cash?

he had a walk n single n they won the game

[primal mountain]

Bello 😭

[primal mountain]

Harper had a walk, single, and a run

walk = 3 fp

single = 3 fp

run = 2 fp

He only came up with 8. You got hook-murdered

😭

[ember orbit]

does anyone know if u bet on a player mid game and then he gets subbed out what happens?

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain any for the dodgers

[foggy basalt]

Jenson got 2 runs and walked 4 times

My luck in betting is so crazy

[primal mountain]

cooking now before I leave work LOL

[elder apex]

Does he not get fp for winning the game

[edgy shore]

✅

[ember orbit]

??

[primal mountain]

he's not a pitcher, if that's what you're thinking

only pitchers get FP for a win

[elder apex]

😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

[elder apex]

how’d yk

[primal mountain]

If Bryce Harper is a pitcher, then I'm the Queen of Norway

lol

He's a hitter

sorry 😦

[cosmic stump]

Any picks for dodger game ?

[primal mountain]

What type of player? Hitter or pitcher?

[ember orbit]

I bet on a hitter in the 7th and he got subbed out

[primal mountain]

If he got subbed out BEFORE he takes his 3rd PLATE APPEARANCE, he'll get rescued

[spiral fog]

Gavin Lux Under 1.5 Hits + Runs + RBIs and Ian Happ Over 1.5 Hits + Runs + RBIs W or L?

[primal mountain]

DO NOT TAIL THIS

DO NOT TAIL TTHAT

DAMMIT LANE lol

[cyan cairn]

Walker is so ass bro

[finite dock]

On god “next kershaw” my ass

How are the dodgers losing to the cubs right now…

[rocky rock]

BANGGG💰🥱

[finite dock]

Terrible Pitching thats why they’ve been loosing most of their games dodgers pitching sadly sucks sometimes

[finite dock]

Smh the hitter need to stand up then they the best in the league

The thing is is that they almost always are, the dodgers have the most consistent hitters in the league behind maybe the Yankees and Phillies

[vocal ravine]

somebody give me a lock tmr

please

[unique hare]

No

I got so many locks dude

You cant have em

Hahahaha

[cosmic stump]

One more k

[green shell]

Is shohei getting another hit

[primal mountain]

COME ON BETTS GET A RUN

YOU JERK

muncy you dumbshit

you just needed to hit it in the gap

dammit

[green shell]

Are the dodgers at the top of order?

[primal mountain]

nope

[green shell]

So shohei isn’t up

[primal mountain]

nope

[green shell]

Where are they

[finite dock]

Bottom

Of the lineup

[primal mountain]

I hope the Dodgers trade Shotanki back to the Angels mid-game right now

get back the 700 miilion

and use it to move the entire team to the city of Mojave, CA

A shit team needs to be located in a shit town

lol

[astral fractal]

Chat I have a question

[finite dock]

Ur a clipper fan you dont have the right to talk about “shit teams”🙂‍↔️

[astral fractal]

Yea

[primal mountain]

LOL

[astral fractal]

Unlike me, a Yankees fan

[finite dock]

Judge and soto are the only thing keeping your team from being called a poverty franchise

[primal mountain]

When you're paying 700 million to a guy that goes 0-5 every other day....you bet your ass I'm more than qualified to talk about shit teams

lol

[astral fractal]

Erm we just got Jazz Chisholm Jr

[cyan cairn]

He ass

[astral fractal]

Ain't yall trade away Arod

[cyan cairn]

Greenbay own the bears

[finite dock]

He literally got on base🍆

Cash ohtani fantasy

[primal mountain]

today

how about tomorrow?

[green shell]

Ohtani getting another hit

[finite dock]

Ohtani my guy to good on a poverty team

[primal mountain]

oh yeah...Banda's pitching

[cyan cairn]

Why don’t you guys lick me up

[primal mountain]

Cubs are going to light it up

[cosmic stump]

Back to back .5 hooks

[astral fractal]

Thoughts?

[finite dock]

Bro i didn’t know walks didn’t count for total bases if I knew that I would’ve just chose hits that shits dumb

[astral fractal]

[green shell]

F bana

[strong cloak]

CUBS ARE SO BACK BABY SO BACK

[finite dock]

My teams pitching is gonna be the death of me

[strong cloak]

(please no one ask me how we plan to climb 5.5 games over the braves and mets with 19 left 👉🏼👈🏼)

[rose raptor]

🫡🫡🫡

[primal mountain]

FINALLY MOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOO HOO

Someone asked me today if Bookie was going to get a run, and I said..."I hope"

now the answer is....YOU BET YOUR ASS

[tardy hull]

Mookie i fwy

He just clutched so krazy

[carmine quest]

what yall thinking for the no sweat token

[whole jewel]

For the no sweat play can we play $5 instead of 10 or does it have to be $10 to count?

[primal mountain]

you can do $5

you can do from $1 to $10 max

[strong cloak]

omfg no sweat is tomorrow

this is about to hit bb

cubs plz

[whole jewel]

Oh ok gotchu!! Appreciate it!

[strong cloak]

not busch having a career game against the dodgers

[green karma]

I swear

I know I’m mixing n matching

[finite dock]

My suzuki shouldve hit

I’m crying in my bathtub right now

Touched first second and third and it’s not counting as total bases

[primal mountain]

Total bases are counted after the swing of the bat and the ball is in play and not out

[carmine quest]

lmk what u do🤞

[primal mountain]

Cubs are just murdering the Doyers

[finite dock]

Suzuki made it to first in a in play ball

[strong cloak]

thanks seiya 😞

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bNKKk.gif

[strong cloak]

just had to steal 2nd

[primal mountain]

why would you go under on one of your own team players

lol

[strong cloak]

slumping and to be fair, was about to cash if he didnt do that

[primal mountain]

I don't blame you for taking it though....I almost took his HRR under

[strong cloak]

and he would have just ruined that too 😭

[astral fractal]

Wrong screenshot

[primal mountain]

OKAY MUNCY HIT A DOUBLE OR BETTER

[astral fractal]

[primal mountain]

I know...that's why I didn't take it

[strong cloak]

love the cubs beating one of the best teams in baseball when it finally doesnt matter anymore 😭

[astral fractal]

Think I got ts too

[finite dock]

I’m new to the server, how come I can’t send pictures?

[green karma]

😂 I’m weak

[astral fractal]

Gotta keep yapping till like level 5

[green karma]

lol how the heck I check my level Joey

lol I gotta be close to 5

[primal mountain]

go to #┊🤖・bot-commands

[lusty raptor]

Here is a list of available roles:
No role commands (self assignable roles) set up. You can set them up in the control panel.

[primal mountain]

type "/rank" without the quotes and hit ENTER

[strong cloak]

swear ive been stuck at level 10 for the longest

[pale schooner]

can i bet nrfis on underdog?

[pliant gust]

Bido unders going to hurt me tomorrow

[primal mountain]

@green karma you're level 4

[junior aspen]

No, he’s Draymond Green

[carmine quest]

yay im level 25

[finite dock]

Bro he replaced muncy you have got to be kidding me

[primal mountain]

darn...I wish I was rank #1

[strong cloak]

EXCUSE ME TWO

[primal mountain]

gotta love Dave Roberts' bullshit

[strong cloak]

i knew joey was an og but not the mount rushmore of ogs

[primal mountain]

and I just started last year

lol

[green karma]

Draymond coming for you. 🫵🏽

[pliant gust]

Can any coach in LA do their job well

[strong cloak]

oh wait im actually close

[junior aspen]

Challenging Potatofish the GOAT

[strong cloak]

wonder what color is 20

[green karma]

Draymond approves this message

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-yes-nod-agree-gif-11928667053720670991

[finite dock]

any kbo?

[strong cloak]

cant believe i hit this off a singular dollar

[primal mountain]

Pots is 10 levels higher than me

DAMMIT

[carmine quest]

whats the move for the no sweat

😔

[primal mountain]

gonna wait until tomorrow

when more of the props come out

[strong cloak]

move for the no sweat is joe mixon giving my bears another 150+ rushing yards on prime time television

and 3 other legs

will anderson might accidentally kill caleb

this paper mache ass oline that was NEVER addressed

[junior aspen]

That center is just sad…

[strong cloak]

most of this oline is sad

you cant NOT replace any players AND NOT replace the oline coach

i admit i was in camp keep fields and ive since moved past it and think caleb is much more solid but i still say fields never got a fair shake with that line, and no qb was going to “fix” that

[finite dock]

I was so close to my bet hitting suzuki sold me😔

[junior aspen]

Yes. That O line is so bad. Center snaps the ball and the defense is already in the backfield

[pliant gust]

Pacheco bumped

[scarlet pollen]

No sweats for tomorrow?

Or today whatever. Tuesday lol

[pine spindle]

he cashed 🙏

thank you mookie

won me $100 🔥

[scarlet pollen]

Part of me wants to play this so bad. But judge will see I just know it

Well nvm I can’t send pics

[unique hare]

Haha idiot

[scarlet pollen]

Okk

[unique hare]

Cute dog im sorry

[scarlet pollen]

Word working on that I suppose lol

[shrewd canopy]

We’re hot again

[dry flare]

already refunded from the sweat free

[sweet citrus]

I don’t understand can you not combine mlbcombos with regular mlb plays?

[dry flare]

yeah its annoying

[sweet citrus]

that’s dumb

Makes no sense

[dry flare]

agreed

especially when you just want to combine combos and regular from two different games they arent even the slightest bit related

[scarlet pollen]

Judge getting another walk tonight? I like the over .5 on that

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on darvish over 3.5 hits allowed

[primal mountain]

thank you Bookie Metts for hitting that HR yesterday

[heady flax]

You think he hit it again today

[primal mountain]

no

[heady flax]

mmmm

[primal mountain]

but you should take it because I said NO

usually when someone asks me a question, and I answer...usually the opposite of that answer WINS

but take that with a grain of salt

lol

[granite mist]

@shrewd canopy who you got today

[shrewd canopy]

Haven’t bet mlb in days my man. Been doing strictly football. If I make anything it’ll probably be live

[granite mist]

Ok what do you have for football

[shrewd canopy]

Nothing because there is no games untill Thursday. This was yesterday for me

[fervent pilot]

Anyone have a play for the no sweat

[river osprey]

Who hits a home run today?

I got Bobby and Juan but need one more to pair with those two

Bobby Juan and yordan all hitting a home run today

Mark my words

[scarlet crow]

Free?

[river osprey]

Yes stats look good on Zac

[primal mountain]

LMAO

😬

[river osprey]

👀

[primal mountain]

it's with the no sweat thingy

[river osprey]

Yeah I figured lmao

Juan def comes through that’s for sure

[primal mountain]

this will be the easiest 10 bucks I've ever made

I couldn't flex it 😭

[rose raptor]

I never got one

[quasi wraith]

Potential fr

[primal mountain]

if Castellanos hits a HR, I'm going to be pissed

[stiff turret]

Let me hold some

[glacial oriole]

yeah

[scarlet crow]

Free?

[peak mauve]

Definitely free he’s home too🤝

[tame pebble]

parlay locks ?

[sonic mango]

Love the tacos 💚💚💚

[warm dome]

Over or under 5.5?

K’s

[atomic plume]

@dawn urchin any nrfi u like ?

[ashen reef]

Good for no sweat?

[quartz hamlet]

i need a slip man

[dawn urchin]

TEX/AZ

[pale schooner]

whos got a fire pick i can use for my streak?!

[torpid swallow]

@pale schooner

Either one bro go look at past 4 h2h

[split depot]

WHO GOT NO RUN FIRST INNING SLIPS ?? WHO GOT NO RUN FIRST INNING SLIPS ??

[primal mountain]

@dawn urchin

[dry flare]

🤣

[dry flare]

should be the other way around

[primal mountain]

I forgot that I had a Tinman NRFI themed meme

[dry flare]

that one is true

[dry flare]

so backwards

everyone here trusts crazyjoeylocks

[stiff turret]

He only post greens

I never seen a red slip

[dry flare]

this could be an insprational poster

[primal mountain]

Because I don't post those

lol

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/possibilities-endless-possibilities-sponge-bob-rainbow-gif-12940820

[primal mountain]

I should start posting those! Great idea, @stiff turret ! thanks!

[dry flare]

youd get a lot less people asking you for picks

[primal mountain]

perfect

[atomic plume]

atl/wsh nrfi and tex/ari good pair ?

[pale schooner]

bet preciate it

[primal mountain]

😭

[dry flare]

oh boy

[primal mountain]

see....i don't win all the time

this is my only COMPLETE slip win for yesterday

[thorn lantern]

Joey with the locks 👀

[tawdry portal]

So

[pliant gust]

They killed the free square

[fervent pilot]

SEND IT

[dawn urchin]

THIS IS TRUE HE IS GREEN MAN

[sly rock]

yall weird asf for taking bassist fantasy off before i placed shi is so funny

[thorn lantern]

How baseball looking everyone?

[wild needle]

Picks?

[quartz charm]

man underdog puts up garbage lines for baseball

none of the K lines, cheap mfs😂

[astral fractal]

Suarez is a lock fs

[wild needle]

What’s another lock

[astral fractal]

What's ohtani hits+runs+rbi at for OU

Ohtani higher 0.5 hits is basically guaranteed

[wild needle]

how about Brandon marsh 0.5 total bases

yeah

4 man no sweat

[astral fractal]

NO DONT DO IT NOT THIS GUY

He's sus as shit

[finite dock]

dis good ?

[wild needle]

don’t trust him ?

[astral fractal]

Yea don't trust him

weird asf

Bro probably has the craziest slips ever

[wild needle]

good looking out bro

[quartz charm]

Typically if someone has to add you to send a slip, they are trying to make u buy something

[strong cloak]

we ride at dawn 🫡

[thorn lantern]

This looks super cash 😭😭

[strong cloak]

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[summer parcel]

Lmk if you wanna cash on the upcoming MLB plays

[scarlet pollen]

I played 3 of those too similarly. Good luck to you

[strong cloak]

heres to hoping, it is the no sweat so im gonna be good regardless, just depends on good or EXTREMELY good

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-apimpnamedslickback-pray-pimp-pimpsprayer-gif-13476441

[astral fractal]

Yessir

I got something similar

[primal mountain]

does anyone have any locks

[shrewd canopy]

No but I’m sure you do Mr locks

[primal mountain]

actually I do

that's as locked as a lock that a lock can get

lol

I mean, look at his smile...that smile says, "You think this is a lock? Watch this...." lol

[dawn urchin]

LOCK MAN JOEY

[shrewd canopy]

Don’t we usually get discounts today

[strong cloak]

cubs ml 😎

[dawn urchin]

All my NRFI slips for today as always won’t be as active M/T & the 1st half of W because of work

[strong cloak]

i hope someone has as much confidence in me as you do in bouzkova

[dawn urchin]

& she is on 2 tennis slips that just need her to hit for 2 cashes so lot of faith

[strong cloak]

whats the line?

[dawn urchin]

Under 0.5 sets lost

[quasi wraith]

@primal mountain any homers

[primal mountain]

oh you didn't see my slip earlier?

#┆⚾・baseball message

I attached that No Sweat thingy to that slip LOL

and maxed out the bet ($10)

[jovial wing]

.

[quasi wraith]

Bet thanks I be jus coming. Home from work

[half burrow]

✅❗️❗️AARON JUDGE AND ANTHONY SANTANDER GOING OVER 0.5 HOME RUNS TONIGHT❗️❗️✅

[quasi wraith]

Bro tryna jinx

[pine spindle]

santander good pick

[half burrow]

❗️ (Baltimore Orioles) - Santander has been hot recently, with 17 home runs over the past two months. He’s facing a struggling pitcher, Nick Pastrini of the White Sox, who has allowed several home runs recently

[stiff turret]

Cook

[half burrow]

With 51 home runs this season, JUDGE is always a threat to go yard. He’s been in excellent form and faces a favorable matchup tonight!

[stiff turret]

Orioles play the red Sox

[wraith pewter]

ayyy man where u get those plays from

[thorn lantern]

Nfs he’s the best dodger player behind shohei this year

[half burrow]

You’re right! Baltimore face the Red Sox tonight 😅 not the White Sox. Given his form and matchup against Boston’s Kutter Crawford, remains a good candidate to hit a home run in this game.

I was MAJOR TRIPPING

[stiff turret]

I was just making sure

[primal mountain]

He was Salesman of the Year last year

[thorn lantern]

Really? I would had new knew the way he been blessing 😭

Making me rethink my Tua under passing yards pick 😭

[graceful fog]

Kwan O7.0 Fantasy
O’Hearn U1.5 HRR
Peterson O27.5 Fantasy

[stiff turret]

I'll tail

[quasi wraith]

For homers. @primal mountain am I cooked?

[bleak mountain]

chat gpt ahh

[primal mountain]

not at all....I can see these three getting it all

[quasi wraith]

Okay

[strong cloak]

hand this man a pan because he is COOKING

[sweet citrus]

Well that didn’t last long …..

[sweet citrus]

Damn tigers

[primal mountain]

wow schwarber

[fallow sky]

my goat fr

i had him and vlad

[strong cloak]

schwarbomb going crazy

[pliant gust]

What has happened to my boy Taj over the past two months

[pine spindle]

back to back

[brittle lily]

No way you took his over on k’s

[visual meadow]

🤞🏾

[tawdry portal]

Lopez under

Was a free square

[pliant gust]

I said I like the player not that I was dumb

[pine spindle]

marshhh

cashy

[hasty patio]

Bro wtf why did reynaldo leave the game

[plucky prism]

bro and watch he doesn’t get voided 🤦🏾‍♂️

this shit is dumb asf

[plush magnet]

wtf

[rose raptor]

Go spam ud support to rescue him

[glacial oriole]

thank god i used my no sweat on lopez lol

[plucky prism]

i had him in two slips smh

[lunar patio]

we do that all the time atp just give up

[primal mountain]

YAY MULLINS

[rose raptor]

I’m convinced UD support doesn’t exist

[warped whale]

reboot lopez

[minor perch]

wish me luck

[warm forum]

will Reynaldo be a reboot

or a rescue

bro pitched 1 inning

[glacial oriole]

Yeah one of them told me to dm him my slip earlier and got no response

this has been stuck on pending since 10 am lol

[primal mountain]

no, he won't be rescued, voided or whatever

they don't do that here

sorry 😦

[warm forum]

damn

[pliant gust]

The 2 hole looking good for Mullins, but a bad sign for most of Baltimore hitters

[primal mountain]

If he was a hitter, then yes

[glacial oriole]

only people that will rescue him are sleeper and chalkboard

[rich ridge]

He’s getting reboot

[glacial oriole]

not on underdog or prizepicks lol

[rich ridge]

Yea he is

Rescue

[glacial oriole]

seems like you are new here

[plucky prism]

😂

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[rich ridge]

Why he only got 1k

[primal mountain]

Probably got injured

[glacial oriole]

pitchers don’t get reboot unless a rare situation happens

[rich ridge]

So my slip is chalked

[glacial oriole]

yeah

[finite dock]

Fade ohtani today right?

[glacial oriole]

Only time i’ve seen a pitcher get rescued was Zac Gallen when he got hurt after 7 pitches on the first batter

[heady hound]

suarez so ass

[plucky prism]

well that was my last mlb slip i’m coo off ts

[glad latch]

what happened to lopez

[minor perch]

come on judge

[heady hound]

suarez bout to sell my lay

[astral fractal]

I may be cooked I fear

[minor perch]

come on jusge

[primal mountain]

3 doubles for the Braves

[minor perch]

dammit judge

[grand flower]

suarez bs

[warm dome]

LETS GOOO

[glacial oriole]

0 earned runs for Gore his fantasy is still safe lol

[ember orbit]

will he go over 16.5 outs?

[glacial oriole]

is he gets through next inning under 70 pitches yeah

[hushed ginkgo]

Lopez reboot

[finite dock]

am i cooked ?

[grand flower]

he out for good?

bro barely played

[hushed ginkgo]

Yea he pitched 1 inning

[warm dome]

Looking good for rn 🙏

[astral fractal]

Recouping some of my losses

[heady flax]

So Lopez got hurt what’s gone happened to my slips 😂

[valid mortar]

Wow

[exotic knoll]

what happened to oller

[glacial oriole]

was never good

[valid mortar]

Hopefully Reynaldo is refunded

[glad latch]

praying he voided or sum atleast

[glacial oriole]

he won’t get refunded

[rich ridge]

I asked there rebooting him bro

They are & so is pp

[thick sinew]

anyone know if Reynaldo Lopez is getting refunded

[half birch]

Soooo cooked

[thick sinew]

idk the policy

[ember orbit]

gore not looking good

[primal mountain]

no, Lopez isn't getting voided, rescued, etc

Pitchers don't get voided/rescued here.....only hitters

Mullins with another HR

[glacial oriole]

yeah i had his fantasy points in my no sweat thing so i’m not too worried

[sly plank]

Ozuna need to stop getting sandwiched in all of the hitting train🙏

[strong cloak]

7 runs for the braves and NO OZUNA BASES?

im gonna riot

[past charm]

This hit?

Anyone know

[strong cloak]

hitless

[past charm]

Isn’t hr hits and runs?

[torn relic]

Gore giving up 7 with only 1 ER is ridiculous

[lunar patio]

we like spencer fantasy vs oakland ?

[valid mortar]

Can we get some pitcher protection?

Otherwise, probably just gonna only take pitcher props on Chalkboard

🤷🏻‍♂️

[heady hound]

huh

[strong cloak]

oh boys how do we tell him

[heady hound]

u dont, u let em find out

[strong cloak]

its a homerun

[heady hound]

hes prolly thinking about hrr

[raven niche]

lindor please stop

[strong cloak]

god save ozuna from the braves

[past charm]

Lmaoao I’m slow

I just realized

[vapid zodiac]

chalk board rebooting lopez and underdog isnt, not a good look

[pliant gust]

Did Bryce homer or not

[strong cloak]

nationals so cooked they let orlando arcia get a hr

[strong cloak]

fan interference

[ionic shard]

this is looking like a nice bet

reds and rangers need to pull thru for me

[heady hound]

smh bryce was literally about a foot or less away from a homer

ik he heated

[strong cloak]

soto i beg of you hit the ball for once

[bleak mountain]

chalkkk it

[wheat sonnet]

@stiff turret david not looking to good 🤦‍♂️

[strong cloak]

DONT YOU DARE 🥺

[stiff turret]

He's trying his best

[rich parcel]

lopez isn’t getting a reboot huh

[civic burrow]

Yeah

[rich parcel]

yeah he’s not or yeah he is

[heady hound]

suarez fs gon sell

ion jno why he in rn

smh

[warm dome]

Suarez trash

Shoulda slammed his under

[hasty patio]

It’s very rare for them to void pitchers so most likely not

[oak quail]

Bobby clutch ??

[agile void]

Same

[strong cloak]

ozuna with a single

ugh, now need a multi hit game to cash

[pale schooner]

save me yordan🙏

[faint iron]

is montero gonna get 6 ks?

[quasi wraith]

MARSH IS GARBO

[elder coyote]

Reynaldo Fantasy looking like chalk city 😭

[bleak mountain]

taken out first inning

[finite dock]

is den lively out ?

[bleak mountain]

yesss

[finite dock]

is that a rescue ?

[bleak mountain]

no

[strong cloak]

6/9 braves players have a double or better, and none of their names rhyme with parcel o’poolea

[finite dock]

should i do it

[vapid zodiac]

Is reynaldo Lopez a void or dnp?

1 inn pitch

[warm dome]

Desperately need this dude to get pulled

[warm dome]

THANK CHRIST

[wary owl]

Im back did reynaldo cash yet 🌞

[stiff turret]

@primal mountain how much points is a stolen base

[rich parcel]

nope every other app he is but not underdog or prize picks ofc

[primal mountain]

4

Ugh

Im doing terrible

[stiff turret]

Ty

[finite dock]

shii would have hit if ds didn’t happen to ben

[rich parcel]

why would you ever take the over on Ben lively lol

he’s some hot ass

[strong cloak]

soto i am on my knees begging

omfg bro

dude has 3 hits or 0 there is no in between

[heady hound]

bro castellanos

[strong cloak]

ozuna from the braves plz

[cloud dew]

fuckin UD

wont rescue lopez so sumb

[vocal ravine]

any slips on the late slate?

[strong cloak]

PINCH HIT WOW

[astral fractal]

RAHHH

[strong cloak]

SHOULDA KNOWN

least it was the no sweat but what a bummer

[worn cloud]

Bro I hate Tommy Pham

[astral fractal]

Put my no sweat on wnba

Oh wrong ss one sec

[astral fractal]

There we go

[weary shore]

Guess I’ve been cashing out too much

[gray rune]

i gues underdog don't wanna be nice

[vapid zodiac]

underdog please how is this even fair

[brittle lily]

I can relate

[strong cloak]

this no pitcher protection under any circumstances thing is such a HUGELY weird hill to die on for an app that markets itself, (or at least did), as being more customer centric than the rest

[rich parcel]

underdog ain’t cool like chalkboard

[sly perch]

Ben lively reboot?

[pale schooner]

save me 🙏

[astral fractal]

You got dis

[sacred zenith]

Man Vladdy sold me today🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[heady hound]

RAYS GETTING SMASHED OH MY

bro had a .75 era

[sacred zenith]

Do yall know if Vlad has one more at bat?

[heady hound]

its now 1.4

[bleak mountain]

im getting smashed

[sacred zenith]

Wait nvm Vlad fantasy cashed wtf

[sudden hearth]

Does the whole slip get refunded if one player is rescued?

[heady hound]

is it a 2 man ?

[sudden hearth]

4 man

[heady hound]

no

[short dome]

How is Gunnar still at 1 total bases......

[heady hound]

gunnar ain trying

[scarlet crow]

Is arrighetti pitching outs chalked?

[short dome]

He got a hit to get on base and then made it home after a succession of hits after him.

[velvet swan]

Lemme guess… no lively reboot huh

[lone spear]

Mine did even when the rest were green

[velvet swan]

Did they even say anything about a reboot

[wintry oriole]

why was this rescued

or whatever it’s called

[unique hare]

Either bido or spaghetti didnt start

[wintry oriole]

ohh ok

[velvet swan]

Bido dnp

[sly rock]

wtf i just wake up to. why tf lopez chalk my damn nuke and only pitch one inning 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[wintry oriole]

so if it’s a no sweat will get paid back in bonus or regular

should be regular right

[velvet swan]

Regular prolly

[primal mountain]

Oh yeah!

[edgy shore]

Any late nights

[mossy coral]

Bonus money

[wintry oriole]

it was regular money thank goodness

[heady hound]

shoulda put 10 on it

[signal herald]

went 3/4 on my no sweat cuz reynaldo died

[rare mulch]

This message make me wanna crash out

[rare mulch]

Bless your heart

Cause of death by chance?

My condolences

[pale schooner]

YORDAN DONT DO THIS TO ME

[tawdry solstice]

Is bido going to be voided?

He’s on IR for wrist issues so he didn’t play

[pliant gust]

Yes

Spaghetti clutched up

[subtle kraken]

is this guy still hitting?

[pliant gust]

He’ll bat leadoff in the 9th

[scarlet crow]

Is he getting qs?

[pliant gust]

Yes

[ionic shard]

come on rangers!!

they're the last leg. come on!!!!!

[subtle kraken]

has he hit yet?

[pliant gust]

Not yet Baltimore still up

[subtle kraken]

please @ me when he does

[unique hare]

Yu darvish die

[pliant gust]

NRFI?

[unique hare]

Yup last leg on a 4 man and Raleigh smacks a homer

[pliant gust]

It’s always a homer

[unique hare]

Always 😭

[ionic shard]

if the rangers lose im going to be sad

[pliant gust]

He’s at bat

[subtle kraken]

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[subtle kraken]

anything?

[pliant gust]

Long at bat

[subtle kraken]

what that mean

[pliant gust]

He just Kd

[subtle kraken]

sorry what that mean

[pliant gust]

It was a 7 pitch at bat

[subtle kraken]

ion know baseball

so i cashed?

[pliant gust]

Struck out

[subtle kraken]

LETS GO

[pliant gust]

Negative

[subtle kraken]

…

[pliant gust]

Oh you did lower

I just looked again yes you cashed

[subtle kraken]

yea

LETS GO

THANK YOU @pliant gust

[pale schooner]

if yordan doesn't get 1 more base im going to be eating air for dinner tonight🙏

[scarlet pollen]

Walker home run has me wanting to cry I pulled out last second bc he hasn’t been as explosive coming off the injury

[pliant gust]

Those the ones that sting the most

[fervent anchor]

that’s crazy i made the bet like 20 mins before the game and somehow they had a different started, so i won 30 instead of 60 😭😭

[primal mountain]

BEAUTIFUL HIT ALTUVE

BEAUTIFUL

[pliant gust]

It’s weird they didn’t change it he was ruled out few hours before the game

[pale schooner]

cmon yordan gimme sumthin baby

[primal mountain]

LMAO

[restive bramble]

Gallen 3ks one more to cash the taco

[primal mountain]

the Streaks thing doesn't translate to the desktop yet

lol

[pale schooner]

i hope yordan gets a fukin splinter

[pliant gust]

Android devices either I think

[pale schooner]

toss the streak out the window

[fervent anchor]

deadass?? that crazy, i made the bet at like 4:40

[raven niche]

well well well elly

[primal mountain]

oh no....I made that slip on Android

Streaks IS available on Android now

[primal mountain]

nah, it's okay.....it'll jump out the window all by itself

[pale schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/now-is-not-the-time-jk-simmons-fletcher-whiplash-not-the-right-time-gif-18304899

[primal mountain]

are you talking about my streaks slip or Yordan?

[pale schooner]

i had yordan in my streak

[primal mountain]

oh

[pale schooner]

😂

[primal mountain]

oh shit

sorry

I thought you were mocking my slip

so I agreed with you lol

[pale schooner]

you have no idea how much of a dent that $1 streak put in my pocket!

[hushed ginkgo]

UD bogus asf

[half birch]

Yamamoto is cooking

[hushed ginkgo]

Dude got hurt and they count it as a loss

[raven niche]

yamamoto so yummy and delicious

[dusk vortex]

I can’t believe how much of a scam nfris are

[pale schooner]

nrfis are the best baseball prop to ever reach sports betting wdym bro!

[dusk vortex]

The past 15 nfris I’ve done have chalked now

[pale schooner]

nothing better than tailing your boys nrfi and watching a homerun get hit first atbat!

its about the memories we made along the way

[sudden hearth]

No rescue damn

[primal mountain]

Nope

unless you took his UNDER

[sudden hearth]

Nice

[dusk vortex]

Nah bro it’s actually insane. It’s like the second I take the nfri they have to hit a homer

[graceful fog]

Kwan ✅
O’Hearn ✅
Peterson ❌

[bleak mountain]

who has tatis homer

[raven niche]

tamamoto so freeski

[primal mountain]

thank you MLB scorer at the Dodger game!

[signal herald]

no reynaldo dnp?

[granite ermine]

How’s Kirby 18.5 PO looking?

[arctic marsh]

no reynaldo lopez reboot???

[finite dock]

kbo ?

[sly plank]

Yamamoto going for 15ks lol

[ionic shard]

not even mad the rangers sold

pulled this out of a blaster box

rangers sold so bad

[sudden scroll]

feels good

[pale schooner]

so none of yall wanted to tell me the astros are in the 10th inning and yordan cashed me?

[chrome rock]

Does bro come back

😭

[astral fractal]

Damn seriously? Ohtani doesn't have a single hit in 4 innings

[jolly shell]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-ZCAgozwbWR

[scarlet crow]

Dam yamamoto cooking

[sudden hearth]

Let’s go Reynaldo Lopez

The goat

[astral fractal]

@chrome rock eovaldi just hit 6 ks

[charred grove]

Yamamoto got pulled

[chrome rock]

W

My No Sweat bet promo

[astral fractal]

I need this bum ohtani to hit anything

[chrome rock]

Shota got 50 pitches thru 4

[charred grove]

Need Cody to get a hit bro

.5 bases

[thick oxide]

🆓🆓🆓🆓🆓

[half birch]

He’s had 2 abs? What are you on about

[astral fractal]

And ain't hit shit rahhh

[half birch]

Fax he should have a .500 batting average

[astral fractal]

Nah .1000

He should be the goat tbh

[half birch]

He is the goat

[strong cloak]

HARD 🔥🔥🔥

[crystal jackal]

Rooker was my last leg and was 1 AB short for $100 potentially

Not as mad it was a no sweat but still insane 😭

[visual verge]

If I took yamamotos over right before he got pulled will it get voided ?

[chrome rock]

Gil vs ragans tommorow what a matchup

[sweet citrus]

How

[scarlet crow]

Ohtani banned

[stray bramble]

I need ohtani over 0.5 run

U think it's possible

[glacial oriole]

Gil is so washed lol

[chrome rock]

Gil looked good last outing but his control has been bad

But he still has good stuff

[gilded eagle]

Ohtani stop playing with me bro

[mint bramble]

Is shota done?

[charred grove]

More than likely

[cloud dew]

why would he be done

hes at 80

[primal mountain]

damn d-backs

Corbin was in sight of the home plate and they strand him

[chrome rock]

Nobody is warming up in the cubs bullpen

[scarlet pollen]

Marcus is selllling rn

[cloud dew]

goofy ass kid said shota done at 80 pc

🤣🤣🤣

cash it mf

[astral fractal]

Cashed

[cyan cairn]

Bruuu they gonna take him out now

I need one more strikeout

[scarlet pollen]

Nice under on that Sabrina. Had that feeling too

[ember orbit]

does anyone know if there’s any promotions for tomorrow or tokens?

[sly remnant]

anyone watching cubs game why didn’t i get the base with swanson?

[primal mountain]

because it was a fielding error

Corbin Carroll temp-banned

[sly plank]

Mookie come in clutch🔥

[strong cloak]

THE CARDIAC CUBS BABY

[slate bane]

What’s the cash out

On a 3 man

[sly plank]

It still pending rn

[fallen monolith]

Shota in line for the win right?

[junior aspen]

Nope

Just the QS I think

Nvm. You might be right since they relieved him after the runs

[primal mountain]

Happ was crap

at least for FP

[hushed sage]

Anyone else take Jose Altuve for higher 2.5 TB? I did and even tho he got two singles and a double the app says he only got 1 base

[ionic shard]

hes a nice pitcher

[restive bramble]

HR hitters for 9/11 tomorrow yall kno that’s a thing right just saying

Say it ain’t so go look it up guaranteed at least 2-5 players bang one tomorrow 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️👀

[half root]

that was crazy to go over on mookie getting struck out

[fallow pasture]

Facts

[warm dome]

🙏

[pale schooner]

does anybody know what time the professor usually posts his nrfi sheets on twitter?

nvm i found it usually right around 11-12

[tight crown]

Over

[warm dome]

We will see

[toxic fern]

Who has the food slips of the day

[primal mountain]

@dawn urchin

@stiff turret

those guys

[stiff turret]

@primal mountain

All my mlb chalked yesterday

[primal mountain]

so did mine

well....

I won 2 complete slips out of 10

lol

there's some early games this morning yay

[stiff turret]

I had a wnba bet hit

That's it

[primal mountain]

going to get into the mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzX6SuEldbY

[sterile dagger]

u can cash out on streaks now? @primal mountain