┆⚾・baseball

[strong ember]

Uh oh

[tropic dome]

told you

y’all ain’t believe me

[scarlet crow]

Skenes please don’t sell

[dry flare]

hes already over 50 pitches in

idk what you took but hes looking bad

[agile void]

Yup should’ve went under

I’m sick fr

[scarlet crow]

We still got a chance 🙏🏾

[agile void]

I’m hoping bro🙏😭

[primal mountain]

ugh

[restive panther]

Skenes actually gonna sell the taco

[primal mountain]

what is with all this underacheving hitting bullshit

[dry flare]

tacos cursed

[scarlet crow]

Pls skenes

[strong ember]

Chalk💔

[dry flare]

pain

[restive panther]

I hate skenes

[scarlet crow]

Holy skenes is selling so bad

[jaunty crater]

Skenes 80 pitch count through 3 innings 🤮🤮🤮

[scarlet crow]

Just need one more k for a push on skenes

[strong cloak]

HES SELLING AND YET NOT LOSING IT DOESNT SIT RIGHT WITH ME

[dry flare]

nice

[atomic plume]

bad rage bet ?

[jolly shell]

So fielders choice doesn’t count as a run? Bassit should have 4 er

[cold atlas]

Is skenes getting pulled ?

[dry flare]

he should get one more inning at least

[stiff turret]

It should

It counts as a rbi

[calm plover]

snh did cade popovich go 7.1 w 10 la

[scarlet crow]

Olson walk smh

[calm plover]

but cornin butnes…..

[brazen vapor]

NO SHOT WILLY ADAMS SELL ME

[scarlet crow]

Will Olson get one more ab?

[stiff turret]

Turner safe at first on fielding error by third baseman Barger.

That's why

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain any late nights

[stiff turret]

It's not an er

[dry flare]

yeah has nothing to do with fielders choice

[dry flare]

yes definitely

[strong cloak]

IAN MAKE CONTACT IM BEGGING

[scarlet crow]

Skenes push taco

Cash it!!!

[dry flare]

thank god

[primal mountain]

no sorry

[stiff turret]

ESPN is calling it an error

🤷‍♂️

[dry flare]

my sweat free chalked and they already credited my account.. literally faster to get money losing than winning wtf

[obsidian aurora]

Is skenes done for the night ?

I got his FP I know his PC is insane rn lol

[patent ruin]

Naw

[dry flare]

he probably keeps going idk if he'll play a full inning but he might

[patent ruin]

He got one more inning

[silver heron]

Aayyyyyyyooooooooo one more let's go

[obsidian aurora]

Appreciate yall guys.

Imma need him to come thru then on this last attempt

He’s at 30 for me rn

Needs 37.5

[agile void]

Bro had so many chances

[dry flare]

as of now he should at least get the pitcher win

[agile void]

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[obsidian aurora]

Gotta think with QS and a win can cash it

[patent ruin]

He gets one more strike out or just finishes out you’ll most likely be fine

[dry flare]

hes not getting quality start

[obsidian aurora]

Oh not QS my b

Forgot the runs allowed

[patent ruin]

I didn’t say that☹️

[obsidian aurora]

I think he meant me @patent ruin

[patent ruin]

Ik I was just trollin😂

[dry flare]

yeah happened because your message came exactly when i went to click his name

[dry flare]

he didnt give up any runs but you need to pitch 6 innings i dont think he makes it that long for a QS

but if he stay in one more inning without giving up runs he should still go over fantasy

[primal mountain]

stowers banned

[dry flare]

who?

[primal mountain]

EXACTLY

[strong cloak]

cubs plz

[stiff turret]

Crazy joey how big is your banlist

[half birch]

Skenes won’t get another inning

[dry flare]

def not

[half birch]

Need 7 ks

[dry flare]

hes looking tired

[finite dock]

Can he save me

[dry flare]

he might do that

[stiff turret]

Yeah, he's good enough

[half birch]

F

[stiff turret]

I think it's more likely then not

Good luck

[dry flare]

rip

[patent ruin]

Same boutta get hooked

[half birch]

The royals have fell off a lot the past couple weeks

[stiff turret]

For real

[primal mountain]

it's the entire MLB and NBA

[half birch]

Bobby Witt 2.5 HRR used to be free money I was like 6/7 with that for a couple weeks

Now I can’t take him

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-shit-arnold-schwarzenegger-terminator-gif-14916320

i know jimmy buttler unders will never be banned

[half birch]

White socks haven’t scored in 2/3 of there last games and have scored 3 runs in the last 3 games

[dry flare]

on a more serious note, gtfo

oh look they listened and left...

(in case anyone thinks i would talk to a real person like that, it was a bot)

[strong ember]

Walked💔

[half birch]

Your so mean

[dry flare]

i have no chill with bots

[finite dock]

Willy Adams I will never ever pick u again

[half birch]

Same

[ruby raven]

paul skenes got the win for fantasy right?

he pitched 5 and his team was up when he got out

[dry flare]

as long as pirates maintain the lead and win yes

[ruby raven]

So they have to win the game

[dry flare]

and never lose the lead

[ruby raven]

i thought if he was up when he came out he got it

[dry flare]

yeah as long as they maintain the lead and win he does

[ruby raven]

Alright

so i shouldnt be worried right

[dry flare]

you'll be feeling better if the pirates score 😂

[ruby raven]

😂😂

well chalk it sale didnt have another one in him

[shrewd galleon]

Bath bath bath bathhh

[craggy pendant]

Noel DNP right?

[primal mountain]

omg judge

[strong cloak]

judge is a bum until further notice

GOD

[shrewd galleon]

Why😭😭😭😭😭😭

[strong cloak]

I JUST WANT TO BE IN THE WILD CARD RACE WHY GOD

[shrewd galleon]

Oh

F the yankees lol

[strong cloak]

its the pirates 😭

[shrewd galleon]

Oh shit

Still

Stros all the way baby

We gon shock the world again❤️❤️❤️

[strong cloak]

oh the world was certainly shocked alright

jkjk

[shrewd galleon]

Which time

Before or after the trash cans?

😉

[primal mountain]

I could take all the Yankees UNDER once, every day this week, and hit 6/7 times

[scarlet crow]

Olson out gg smh

So ass

[strong cloak]

ian happ i stg

[rapid fable]

some1 fire this ump

[dry flare]

oh wow

i thought the 3rd strike was way more inside the strikezone

[shrewd galleon]

Him and nico hoerner have been my worst nightmare all szn

I bet the under they go over by a lot i go over they forget half their brains at home

[shrewd galleon]

Shoulda seen the ump in the white sox game lol

Benentendi and the manager went crazy on him

[scarlet crow]

We really putting our slips in the hands of the ump

[strong cloak]

long shot

on the no sweat

[shrewd galleon]

Oh u good lol

[dry flare]

well at least you'll get your money back if they sell

[shrewd galleon]

Cant stand the face of happ

Hate looking at him

[sudden sorrel]

athletics so useless

first inning is crazy

[silver heron]

Damn 🙄😩 I was one away for Paul Skenes bruh

[somber turret]

I hope y’all took Guerrero Jr o1.5 or o2.5 bases today. He crush it 😈

[calm plover]

castillo needs to be stifued

send him to the bullpen

he’s so ass

[long oracle]

Butler🔥

[limber halo]

butler is so goated 💯

[calm plover]

castillo shoidknt be in the rotation anymore

[jaunty crater]

This judge slump is crazy

[hard mist]

Castillo chalk ?

[stiff turret]

Did you round robin this?

[jaunty crater]

Forgot too today my bro asked the same thing 😭😭

[stiff turret]

That blows

Can you cash out

I have judge over tb

[carmine quest]

did i cook?

[jaunty crater]

Too late now in the 7th 🤦🏽‍♂️

[strong cloak]

judge double or better baby plz

welp thats it 🥲

and the cubs lost, all i know is pain

[civic inlet]

Ohtani too the moon ! 💸🙏🏽

[jolly shell]

Phillies I love you haha

Bassit under fantasy now hahaha

[rapid fable]

Wait is Aaron judge have 2 bases ?

Or am I tweakin

[strong cloak]

one

[rapid fable]

How

He’s on second rn

[strong cloak]

he singled just now, jazz got him to second

[rapid fable]

so it doesn’t count?

[strong cloak]

no, only hits get total bases

[dry flare]

total bases is total bases from hits not from other players hits

[rapid fable]

bruh I ain’t never known that

[dry flare]

how did you not know that?

[rapid fable]

usually only bet on pitchers

[dry flare]

but you follow baseball right?

[rapid fable]

only 2 bet

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-laugh-gif-19892494

[rapid fable]

welp good thing it was no sweat 🤦

[river osprey]

Man f this

I’m ready for NBA

[dry flare]

amen

[rapid fable]

thank god nfl in 2 days

[gusty lantern]

Soto men

What happen this guy now

[strong cloak]

i cant wait to throw my future childs tuition onto dennis schroder assists

[copper laurel]

Any kbo?

[river osprey]

Facts

I got a wake and cash kbo I got y’all

[calm plover]

nice one ump

😂😂

[dry flare]

what did the ump do? butler was swinging

[calm plover]

is 5 not a strike?????

[river osprey]

Free kbo play

[dry flare]

borderline

[calm plover]

yea ur NOT gonna troll me

[strong cloak]

thats an up to the ump call for sure

[dry flare]

theres been way worse tonight fs

[strong cloak]

yeah look at a man named aaron judge 😭

[finite dock]

Ops

[calm plover]

that’s a painted ball that’s not even close

[granite ermine]

Is Castillo over fpts chalk?

[half birch]

No

[calm plover]

depends

he needs more ks

not tryin to rely
on the mariners holding a win

[cosmic stump]

Bang another good ass day

[calm plover]

ok😂😂😂

[brazen vapor]

wow willy…

GOAT

[calm plover]

yea man

cut castillo

he shouldn’t be ona roster

[hard mist]

👀

Bro really? 12 innings 🤣

[dawn urchin]

Question does anyone know if we get our Bonus cash tonight? If our no sweat play lost

[dry flare]

i got mine before the game even ended

[dawn urchin]

Umps make baseball so scary to bet on

[dawn urchin]

THEY DID YOU DIRTY JUST RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND

[dry flare]

it was fine, if i had won i wouldnt have gotten paid fast lol

[wintry oriole]

this cashing???

[dawn urchin]

Castillo has just been trash this year

[wintry oriole]

yeah i thought the line was a little too high

and the athletics have been hit recently

with the bat

[wintry oriole]

hot*

[half root]

💔

[primal mountain]

how Judge has an OPS of 1.163.....I'll never know

[calm plover]

castillo shoikd be in the bull oen

pen

this is the As😂😂😂

[dry flare]

probably because he still gets walked lol

[sullen lake]

Damn judge😢

[stiff turret]

This was mine!

[primal mountain]

Judge couldn't hit himself out of an STD clinic

[civic inlet]

Ik it too he been goin to crazy lately

[calm plover]

no he hasn’t 😂😂

he’s the worst pitcher in the rotation by far

[primal mountain]

OMG SEMIEN THANK YOU

[dry flare]

i knew you loved baseball

[primal mountain]

i couldn't get green dots together....until right now

[civic inlet]

Castillo we need 2 K’s brother !!

[primal mountain]

holy hell langford

[strong cloak]

INSANE

[gritty radish]

twice is crazy

[calm plover]

ump this ur third missed k

[cold atlas]

Castillo done?

[severe rose]

These splits should’ve told y’all to stay away from Castillo

[calm plover]

u vant base it of that lmfaooo

ig these aren’t ks ump😂😂😂

[worn cloud]

If mariners win does Castillo record a win?

[calm plover]

and then they call this

like i can’t

[calm plover]

nope

[worn cloud]

Bet cause I took his fantasy

Under at 38.5

[calm plover]

bet bailed out lmao

[severe rose]

Look at the K differential

😂

[calm plover]

and then u see a ump call a strike as a ball then what😂

it’s the fucnign As

[severe rose]

https://tenor.com/view/groundhog-chicken-chalken-chalk-gh-gif-21808428

[carmine quest]

gawd

[hard mist]

Boi 😣

[calm plover]

goin for a drive rn

[primal mountain]

at least it's flexed 😭

[calm plover]

don’t know what’s funny @cold atlas

lit working rn

[severe rose]

Think I see some chalk on that floor

[calm plover]

u can clean it up sir

[gritty radish]

this actually got me ctfu

9/10

[calm plover]

lit ina porshe not gonna be trolled by ud serber

[primal mountain]

porsche

[calm plover]

bad w texting and driving myb

nice job As

fuckk u mariners

[primal mountain]

oh shit, don't crash

[calm plover]

thanks bro

[unique hare]

Sends a ferrari but says porsche

Hmmmm

[cold atlas]

Mariners are so ass it’s sad 😭

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-car-wreck-meme-gif-25726424

this is him now

lol

[unique hare]

Fucking clown lmao

[calm plover]

lit danny’s money!

[unique hare]

Dude tryna flex a ferrari and he doesnt even know what one looks like

[calm plover]

russian mafia got whatever

i got dif if u wanna see lmak

[unique hare]

Shut the fuck up

[primal mountain]

Maybe it's one of those new Chinese models

[calm plover]

isn’t she pretty

[unique hare]

Cornball

[primal mountain]

why does it say 1998 on the picture?

[calm plover]

sorry my dad has money

[sly plank]

Anyone know how tomorrow token will work?

[primal mountain]

nope

[cold atlas]

What’s tomorrow token?

[hard pendant]

Lmaooooo (ion get paid til Sunday)

I’m cooked

💀💀💀🔥

[primal mountain]

GOOD JOB FREEMAN

[carmine quest]

how does tht work

[fringe bolt]

Love u Mookie pookie

[primal mountain]

I'll take the Freeman push

[sinful thunder]

Ty based Freddie

[sinful thunder]

https://fixupx.com/ChiSoxFanMike/status/1831111227973517749

[stiff turret]

Yo could i get .33 cents

Big dog

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS A DEMON OF W’s

[unique hare]

no thanks

No

[rapid fable]

so unlucky

judge had that last chance 2

[dry flare]

judge has been underperforming lately

[somber turret]

Aaron Judge is cold. He can't do anything this week

[dry flare]

as soon as we accept this he'll hit back to back homers

[stiff turret]

For real

[primal mountain]

Judge couldn't hit himself out of a sexual harassment lawsuit

[stiff turret]

That's oddly specific

[somber turret]

That's true. That usually happened in sports betting. The day you don't bet they went crazy

[dry flare]

id rather not take him than take his under tho

[stiff turret]

You get it

[sly fjord]

doin other parlays in a bit

[dry flare]

surprise discounts and before noon

[sly fjord]

gonna wait for discounts now

[dry flare]

they are already live for me

[pliant gust]

I’m waiting on the token I already have my RB pick

[humble jungle]

we trusting butler today or na

[tardy hull]

Is Bowden Francis a good pick ?

[scarlet crow]

What token

[dry flare]

[half root]

🙌🏾🍀

[primal mountain]

good morning!

NOW HAND OVER THE LOCKS

pleez

[restive bramble]

Watchu got today

[primal mountain]

nothing yet....how about you?

[restive bramble]

Nun just rn but I do like butler today

[mystic gust]

What yall think on Lawrence butler hits runs RBI’s

[restive bramble]

I like it

[mystic gust]

He hit yesterday

[restive bramble]

Can he stay on the streak is my ?

[mystic gust]

I’m saying but he’s been on a streak for the longest

[restive bramble]

I’m taking him forsure today

They have a demon prop up for total bases for him

[long oracle]

He’s hit 1.5 HRR in 13 straight games

[restive bramble]

I also like Sanchez today too

[restive bramble]

Yea I’m rocking wit that

[pliant gust]

The Vulture token. You get refunded if your RB doesn’t get a TD I think

[mystic gust]

Yea type shit I’m putting my trust in him I got two picks for high stake hopefully they hit 🙏🏼

[pliant gust]

Famous last words before, “Whenever I bet on someone they don’t do shit”

[dry flare]

im so confused about this vulture stuff i thought it was like a rescue when someone else gets the TD

[restive bramble]

Let’s cash in rocking wit him as well gang

[restive bramble]

If you chalk I chalk to let’s ride

[glacial oriole]

If you pick Derrick Henry on a prop and lamar scores a touchdown and henry doesn’t tomorrow night. Henry will be rescued and you will get a free pick

[finite dock]

That’s what I was gonna do

[pliant gust]

I’m going with Gibbs

[mystic gust]

Shiii let’s do it I’m rocking with it too

[finite dock]

That to him or David scoring

[pliant gust]

They don’t run Lamar in the RZ like that

[dry flare]

but only if derrick henry is on the list

[glacial oriole]

well there is going to be a ton of running backs but yeah

[glacial oriole]

i was giving an example

[dry flare]

this is the best graphic ive seen to describe it

[pliant gust]

Being vultured is subjective

[dry flare]

seems like its basically the same as rescue except only some players are eligible and there has to be a time when the QB or someone else scores a TD

like if the team never scores a TD you got nothing, or if they score a TD with a different RB you get nothing

theres also a clause that says you can only have one eligible RB in your entry so if two of your RB get vultured youre getting graded as an L

[glacial oriole]

no it’s any rushing touchdown

[dry flare]

thats what im saying

[tepid pilot]

We gon see

[cosmic stump]

Early game stack slip

[stiff turret]

I have 0 idea with bowden

[cosmic stump]

He been cooking recently

He should go 6 innings or get ks cuz jays used a lot of their bullpen yesterday

[mystic gust]

What yall think about Colin rea over 3.5K

Chat

[sly plank]

This rival from yesterday was crazy

[dry flare]

yeah crazy you coulda had them both free if you just took FP for them both

[stiff turret]

Jesus christ

[dry flare]

9 hits, 3 homers between the two of them

[tropic dome]

y’all like vlad batter so?

[chrome rock]

Whats the plays bro

[primal mountain]

What's the plays, sir?

[chrome rock]

im tryna get them from him bro

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[chrome rock]

he got guaranteed locks 🔒 90% hit rate or refund ✅ text my telegram link in bio

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ian-malcolm-jurassic-park-preoccupied-gif-14303484

lol

I'm just joking with you

wait, what's the term now that the young people use?

"trolling"?

[chrome rock]

it’s not a troll tho he got guaranteed locks 😭

he knows something the sportsbooks don’t

a hidden edge

[primal mountain]

he got deleted though

[chrome rock]

💀

[vocal spindle]

59 is crazy work

[stiff turret]

Joeys hip!

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kids-fellow-how-do-you-do-whats-up-how-you-doing-gif-5433189

[vapid obsidian]

🌪️

😈

[tropic dome]

his line was at 5.5 you bump it down or did ud do it?

[barren stone]

I got it before ud bumped it

[tropic dome]

nice

[barren stone]

Yea I try and beat them lol

[misty badger]

Is vlad 1st inning hit good ?

[dry flare]

most of the kids around when this came out are adults now

[primal mountain]

I don't even know what this is from

[dry flare]

youre so old you missed it

[primal mountain]

what's it from?

[dry flare]

30 rock

it was a thing they used to call "TV show"

[primal mountain]

ohhhhh...never watched that show

and I was just there a couple of months ago

lol

[dry flare]

instead of streaming you would watch on a something called a "TV" channel called NBC

[primal mountain]

yeah, I know....I used to work for NBC Universal

lol

[dry flare]

youve heard of an NBC? most of us are still trying to figure out what it is all i know is it has something to do with peacock

[primal mountain]

I'm this old....

and this old....

[vapid obsidian]

😂

[dry flare]

is that one of those things they called a floppy disk?

[primal mountain]

No....but you would be an accessory to it

lol

GO CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[dry flare]

😂

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 4x NORMAL PICKS

[dawn urchin]

My 3 insured NRFI slip

[mortal charm]

You all can ask me for safe plays if you need help

[tropic dome]

fukkkkkk

cmon francis

really

[tardy ether]

His ks r cooked

[tropic dome]

and his outs😰

[chrome rock]

so free

[primal mountain]

Yeah....NOW lol

[chrome rock]

I have u18.5 outs from sanchez at -150

[primal mountain]

Before? I hoped

[chrome rock]

It was always free

[jaunty crater]

Free 💪🏽

[stiff turret]

Joey W

Very common

[primal mountain]

I hope Butler HRR is free

[stiff turret]

We need a support group for tinman and these nrfis

[primal mountain]

Francis K's toast

[cosmic stump]

Chalk city

[dusty jolt]

anyone got a lock?

[primal mountain]

Sanchez got his first K

[chrome rock]

hes only at 37 pitches

[primal mountain]

Sanchez 1.5 walks OVER = 💩

Harper pulled

[tropic dome]

i think francis can get 17

[glacial oriole]

Harper going to be rescued

[tropic dome]

pitching too low

[primal mountain]

yes

COME ON FRANCIS

3 MORE K'S

[lethal flower]

Is he hurt ?

[chrome rock]

i had francis o16.5 outs but prolly chalk

good stuff so far tho other than the first 2 disaster innings

[chrome rock]

yeah

[lethal flower]

Oh ok thanks

Hope he get rescued ?

[carmine quest]

lame

[chrome rock]

one void and a chalk

[carmine quest]

yup

[chrome rock]

bowden francis might go 4 more hitless? lmao

possible

[tropic dome]

5 hits? oh yeah nvm francis don’t stand a chance

[chrome rock]

5% chance he doesnt give up another hit

[tropic dome]

hate to say it but chalk francis outs

[chrome rock]

but theres hope

[tropic dome]

nope seen it before

[lethal flower]

😭dats y I faded he was to hot

[burnt dirge]

Will Harper get voided?

[chrome rock]

Books favored him to go over 16.5 outs

but 50/50 on 17.5

[primal mountain]

No, but rescued

[tropic dome]

he not getting 17 or more

he not even seeing the 6 inning

[bleak mountain]

harper injured doesnt mean shit

wasn’t gonna do anything in the playoffs

[cosmic stump]

There is no way he goes 6 innings

Unless he gets a quick inning I doubt it

[tropic dome]

nope chalk it brudda

[chrome rock]

prolly

[tropic dome]

ain’t no prolly it is

[chrome rock]

how much u put on the under

[tropic dome]

got him on 2 slips under 17😮‍💨

[chrome rock]

hope you cash

[tropic dome]

💪🏽

appreciate that bro i hope you do to

[chrome rock]

cash Ks for him

idk abt outs had it on another slip

[tropic dome]

yeah they not having him pitch 6 innings

i wish they would they gone have to see me

[sly fjord]

dam harper blew my 4 man

[thin plank]

Are they not going to do anything for Harper ?

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare JOEY GETTING THE GREEN DOT EARLY

[primal mountain]

He's a rescue

[sly fjord]

sadness

[chrome rock]

Idk man

[thin plank]

What's that mean ?

[chrome rock]

They void the entry and give you a free square to use

like a 0.5 plate appearance or something

[dawn urchin]

JOEY WILL NOT BE STOPPED

[tropic dome]

NO THEY HAVE TO TAKE HIM OUT

[jolly shell]

Francis is a k’ing machining Lfg

[chrome rock]

they have to

3 earned runs 83 pitches

surely

[sly fjord]

dam guess i gotta be optimistic for a rescue at least

[tropic dome]

nah

[chrome rock]

is anybody warming in bullpen

[tropic dome]

please tell me if he out 6 inning please

please tell me he out

[stiff turret]

83 isn't a ton

They did kill the pen yesterday

[tropic dome]

he fs not seeing next inning

[chrome rock]

Im watching the game live now

I dont see anyone in the pen

[primal mountain]

springer FP toast

[thin plank]

thank you

[chrome rock]

Hes coming back out

taking the mound now

Bowden francis

[ebon wing]

Yall think Spencer getting More than 2 ER vs reds?

[thin plank]

Seems like he isn't even trying

Looks disinterested

[chrome rock]

Hes made it 17

[arctic wraith]

LETSSSS GOOOO

[cosmic stump]

BANG CASH

[granite ermine]

Is Francis going to pitch the 7th

[tropic dome]

you f******* with me rn?

[cosmic stump]

Nah no way

[granite ermine]

Alright cool

[quaint plover]

So is my boy Bryce going to get rebooted

[chrome rock]

Now he’s going 7 😭

[chrome rock]

prolly

[granite ermine]

Fr

[glacial oriole]

He cashed all of his overs what do you need him for

[chrome rock]

He didn’t cash fantasy yet I believe

Because of the earned runs

[granite ermine]

I have him under 20.5 pitches on Fliff

[glacial oriole]

he has 31 and will get quality start

[chrome rock]

Oh

[glacial oriole]

It’s 32 with quality start* prizepicks he’s at 31 with quality start

[urban halo]

Harper out?

[glacial oriole]

elbow injury in the first

[tropic dome]

sanchez seeing the 7th inning?

[chrome rock]

Yeah most likely

81 pitches

Did any of yall get better odds

[glacial oriole]

i got this

[primal mountain]

ugh

this game sucks

[quaint plover]

Guys

Does Bryce get voided

Someone @me

Please

Oh wait I read it

[primal mountain]

Not voided

but rescued

[quaint plover]

What does rescue mean

Does that me god will heal him

[primal mountain]

Start reading at "For MLB...."

[quaint plover]

I got it

I did a two man

[primal mountain]

Did the other leg hit?

[quaint plover]

Yeahhh

Vlad

Hit

What does it mean then daddy

😢

@primal mountain

[primal mountain]

You're good!

You're gonna get a refund of your bet money, and a free square

like a 0.5 Plate Appearances square

[quaint plover]

what

a free square

whaaaaa

thats sickk

[quaint plover]

when will i get that

[primal mountain]

probably after the game is over

a few mins after the game is over

[chrome rock]

Bro just let him call you daddy

Personally I’m throwing hands

[primal mountain]

that's bad? (I wouldn't know....there's so much new slang that I hope my grandkids never learn it)

[quaint plover]

bruh

[tropic dome]

is sanchez seeing the 7th inning

[primal mountain]

i don't think so....but, never say never

[tropic dome]

need him to stay out

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like Ben lively under 6 hits allowed?

[primal mountain]

PLEASE SPRINGER HIT A TRIPLE OR BETTER

SPRINGER BANNED TO THE UNDERREALM

[stiff turret]

Daddy is sometimes said as a joke, sexually, or by an actual child of yours

[primal mountain]

oh

😭

[tropic dome]

sanchez i got him for lower walks 0.5

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HAS KIDS

[bronze linden]

So what if we bet on Bryce Harper today?

[primal mountain]

They're just slightly younger than you

[bronze linden]

Man ain’t if u bet on Bryce Harper today that shouldn’t count?

[primal mountain]

he's a "rescue"

[dawn urchin]

SPRINGER & SANCHEZ LET JOEY DOWN.

[primal mountain]

no

they'll give you a refund, and a free square....only if your other legs hit on your slip

[dawn urchin]

You’ll have to wait till tomorrow I think or possibly Friday morning you’ll wake up to your money back & another 0.5 freebie

[bronze linden]

Nvm they already rescued my junk

[bitter salmon]

Why isn’t this a refund? I only have 1 active player?

[warped coral]

We can do streaks with lower multiplied props now?

[dawn urchin]

The other player has to hit

[scarlet crow]

No?

[dawn urchin]

Nope has to be with regular payouts lines

[warped coral]

I’m seeing them as an option rn

Unless it just wont let me lock them in

[chrome rock]

Underdog has cannon at a 1.1x and every book has him as a -125 or greater favorite

[dawn urchin]

Correction just looked they do show up for streaks. Not sure if you would be allowed to lock them in

[scarlet crow]

Ohh you can do lower multipliers but it lowers your payout

[hexed sable]

Any mlb tickets to tail someone is confident in?

[cobalt hatch]

Solid ?

[warped coral]

I wonder how much

Like if we was to keep picking those would the payout keep going down

[scarlet crow]

Yea

[simple wagon]

Thoughts on 1.5 hrr Elly de la Cruz?

[pearl spire]

U gon be sweatin good luck tho

[chrome rock]

I only put down $10 on it I’m chillin just a little value play

Actual payout should be $27 ( promo + 0.9x strikeout line)

[pearl spire]

Hy it does have value he’s just playing a great offense we will see what he does

[chrome rock]

Yessir that’s true

[tropic dome]

i like it hopefully spencer don’t allow any runs

the first inning

[bitter salmon]

Lmao ok wow is that dumb. You don’t allow a 1 player pickem unless it loses? Cool

[quasi wraith]

@primal mountain who ur homers are

[primal mountain]

I just threw this together randomly right now lol

[ebon wing]

I got Spencer outs

[carmine quest]

did i sell

[chrome rock]

Cook

[hard charm]

I’d actually see what support says about this, a one player entry isn’t a valid entry

[primal mountain]

gunnar HR .... watch

[hard charm]

Bro is a wizard

[jaunty crater]

wtf

[tropic dome]

chill

[jaunty crater]

😭😭

[primal mountain]

lol

and of course, I didn't have him on any of my slips

[tropic dome]

i need no runs this inning🥲

[primal mountain]

😭

[unborn yoke]

Gunnar fs cashed

[tropic dome]

oh idk why i think they was playing against eachother

[pearl spire]

Adleyyyyy

1 more HRR goat

[carmine quest]

🤞

[tropic dome]

ofc spencer let off a run first inning trash pitcher

[vivid lotus]

Brooo I took Houston money

[ebon wing]

Lol first time I put money in Spencer he does this shit

[sullen lake]

Bro selling

[cobalt hatch]

And he did 😭

[jolly shell]

Spencer wtf bro the worst day to do this crap

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/who-let-bro-cook-who-who-let-bro-cook-dont-let-him-cook-again-gif-13506486571730006439

[vivid lotus]

Welp there goes my bet

[weary gull]

If arrigilhetti gets pulled with he be a dnp in underdog ?

[brittle lily]

That’s not how it works

[final oasis]

I’m watching spaghetti get molested

[jaunty crater]

No

[primal mountain]

here comes a Stephenson HR

[jaunty crater]

We’re cooked

[weary gull]

Damn

[tropic dome]

man ts is crazy

[sullen lake]

😭

[weary gull]

Right

[frigid cape]

Arrighetti 7 ER am I trippin?

[sullen lake]

Na

[tropic dome]

no you are not

[waxen idol]

😂😂😂😂 shit is insane

[frigid cape]

The only time I bet on him💀💀

[sly plank]

Nrfi cash?

[weary gull]

In the first no less

[frigid cape]

9 runs💀💀💀💀💀💀

[tropic dome]

lighted his as up like christmas tree

[frigid cape]

Ain’t no way

[weary gull]

All cin players are cash lol

[sullen lake]

How could you be that bad though

Was he alr hurt and didn’t say nun

[weary gull]

How is he still in

[sullen lake]

He not

[tropic dome]

skill issue tbh

[sullen lake]

He’s twin in

[junior aspen]

ARRIGHETTI!!!

[weary gull]

Why have his line at 6.5 KS lmao

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/slurping-down-spaghetti-garfield-the-garfield-movie-slurping-up-the-noodles-eating-spaghette-and-meatballs-gif-3705367065495446629

[weary gull]

Who in Vegas come up with that lmao

[frigid cape]

He’s out

That should be a Void smh

[sullen lake]

Welp I need judge to wake up today

[junior aspen]

0.2 pitching outs lol

[weary gull]

It won't void underdog is greedy it's dnp on everything else thob

[junior aspen]

It’s a loss. No one saw this coming but take it honorably

[frigid cape]

This has to be a record right?

[carmine quest]

houston coming back watch

altuve 3 hr, alvarez 3 hr, bregman 3 hr

[weary gull]

Ya line of 6.5 and dose .2 pitching outs is nuts

[long oracle]

Can’t even be mad about Spencer, that shit is just embarrassing🤣

[tropic dome]

i wouldn’t even look at him as a teammate

[weary gull]

It should be dnp underdogs some booty harper too

[frigid cape]

Look at how his teammates are not even trying

https://www.mlb.com/stories/game/746666

Bro gave him the face

[primal mountain]

if Gamel hits a HR in this game, I'm going to be mad

[quasi wraith]

Spencer got me crying

Bro he ain’t even pitch 1 inning mf pitched 0.2

[warm dome]

Is underdog legal in Florida again?

[hard charm]

I believe so? Check their site though they usually have an infographic up of available states

[sly plank]

Just saw most of the hit from Reds, Astros can’t catch the damn ball lol

[errant karma]

No way Arrighetti doesnt get voided

He didnt even pitch a full inning

[errant karma]

Yes

[dry flare]

did he get injured?

[hasty patio]

No he just sucks😭😭😭😭

[dry flare]

they dont void failure

[hasty patio]

He allowed 3 runs and then took him out

And they rarely void pitchers either way😭😭😭

[quasi wraith]

LMAOOO dawg

[dry flare]

how do you have 9ER and you dont even pitch a full inning?

highschooler could pitch better than that

[frigid cape]

When you’re 24 years old and mommy and daddy pay your way up to the big leagues

[sullen lake]

Tanner about to do the same thing

[warm dome]

I remember it being banned in March

[scarlet crow]

Omg 9-0 in the second inning?!

[dry flare]

florida law keeps flip flopping

[frigid cape]

1st inning

[tropic dome]

😭😭😭😭

[frigid cape]

Houck about to do the same shit

[junior aspen]

🤣 agreed

[errant karma]

Insane

[tropic dome]

0.2😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sullen lake]

Na tanner

Are you deadass

[dry flare]

this is so good lol

[primal mountain]

and he FINALLY stole a base

[dry flare]

elly with 21 FP in the FIRST inning and without a HR

elly could get a cycle this game

[sullen lake]

Houck really nigga

[long oracle]

Lindor HRR😮‍💨

air

[frigid cape]

Houck bro🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[tiny quartz]

someone w some baseball knowledge please lmk if shota over 18.5 outs is worth playing lmaoo

[sly plank]

A little too risky imo

[strong cloak]

cubs are my favorite team, with the way pirates have played us 18.5 is just a little too high

[tiny quartz]

okay okay bet preesh yall boys

[copper epoch]

Warm up that bull pen

[jaunty crater]

Santander chalk

[quasi wraith]

It’s like him n Gunnar switch powers every 15 games dawg

[strong cloak]

its the white sox, you got time 😭

[jaunty crater]

Heard that before bro 😭😭

But we’ll see

Spaghetti was throwing meatballs out there today

[tropic dome]

nah show how he was good

then show how he was 💩

[slate bane]

This guy is so inconsistent

[jaunty crater]

11ks against Philly last week and couldn’t even get out the 1st inning against Cin sad

[strong cloak]

my baby boy 🥹

[desert grove]

Is Suarez done

[obsidian oxide]

Spencer should have just took the day off.😭

[slate bane]

And no hitter almost

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN MAN

[dawn urchin]

I NOW WANT SPAGHETTI & GARFIELD

[carmine quest]

cashhhh

[strong cloak]

insane he came back to get that

[dawn urchin]

HE ON THE PHONE WITH A BADDIE

& CASHING SLIPS

[carmine quest]

im getting yelled at😔

[brittle lily]

I could use a 0.70$ bonus right now😭

[dawn urchin]

Oh he did take the day off just not in the way people wanted

[quasi wraith]

1-800-GAMBLER

[brittle lily]

No😭

[faint chasm]

MLB is rigged

Megill really got pulled for what

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS GREEN DOT MASTER

[primal mountain]

oh wow

[strong cloak]

DANSBY DINGER

[quasi wraith]

JOEY U AINT TELL ME

ahhh

[primal mountain]

too bad DeJong ain't doing shit

[primal mountain]

I didn't tell you because it's chalking

I saved you from misery

[quasi wraith]

Real

[strong cloak]

dejong has it in him

[jaunty crater]

Santander ground out 😂😂😂😂

[dawn urchin]

HE EVEN HITS SPICY DOTS

[cobalt hatch]

Zac Allen or jp Sears ks ?

[pliant gust]

SF strikeouts out a lot recently and he has been getting more,but I’d take Sears tho

[primal mountain]

what a waste

and Altuve had a chance to score a run earlier

[pliant gust]

Houston not scoring in that little league park?

[dawn urchin]

Me watching the daily Joey green feast

[primal mountain]

but no winning slips 😭

[dawn urchin]

WE LIKE FOCUSING ON THE POSITIVES

[atomic plume]

griffin giving up a run ?

1st inning

[dawn urchin]

I could never trust any angels pitchers against that lineup. Plus it’s really hot/humid in so cal so the ball might carry

But you do you. If it’s something you believe in do it

[atomic plume]

i was finna put over

[sly plank]

Will the free pick be given the next day of game that you pick for vulture?

[fringe bolt]

Orioles getting whooped is ridiculous 😭

[dawn urchin]

LOOK AT THIS MR.GREEN JUST GREENING

[sacred zenith]

What is going on with Bobby Witt🤦🏽‍♂️

[dawn urchin]

I think you pick it

[scarlet crow]

The vulture promo is actually terrible

[sly plank]

Thanks, just saw on the 2nd slide that it said the free pick will appear the next day👌

[scarlet crow]

He was at 3 literally 5 minutes ago wtf happened 🤦🏾‍♂️

[sacred zenith]

Man Bobby is weak

Wtf man

[dawn urchin]

I at least like they are thinking outside the box, trying new ideas and gives us more options. I’m sure it will improve and develop over time can’t forget this is the 1st go at it.

[brittle lily]

You should just start doing giveaways at this point

[strong cloak]

are these nfl discounts at random? i feel like ive seen 10 different ones 😭

[slate bane]

You get 3 discounts to use not no choose one

[shrewd galleon]

Whats the word luis arrez and joc pederson under runs

[broken elbow]

Any bets for later games

[granite ermine]

Is Lugo under 18.5 PO chalk?

[pliant gust]

Everyone kind of gets different players

[granite ermine]

Gallen and Kirby over fpts?

[strong cloak]

just at random? i feel like i lucked out with jefferson as one of my three lol

[calm plover]

paredes u suck lmao

[strong cloak]

the man is a black hole

[calm plover]

and i thought morel was bad

he is but still😭

shota is just to nasty

[strong cloak]

SHOTA YOU DOG 🥹🥹🥹

[pliant gust]

Pittsburgh has been getting obliterated by lefties

[civic inlet]

Shota just clutched tf outta k’s 💸

[pliant gust]

I think all the past few have had career K days lol

[calm plover]

and we getting nola this off season

we up

[granite ermine]

Is Lugo pull?

[restive bramble]

Live props @primal mountain

[pliant gust]

He’s at 90 pitches rn so it could go either way

[slate bane]

He prolly will come back in tbh

And he is

[quasi wraith]

Man baseball just ass smh LongLiveJackieRobinson ik he rolling in his grave rn looking at this shit🤦🏾‍♂️

[granite ermine]

Yall like Gallen and Kirby fpts?

[raven niche]

u or o

[strong ember]

Is shota gonna get pulled?

[granite ermine]

Not sure tbh

Oakland has been on a roll

[raven niche]

lowkey i was gonna take him under

[calm plover]

but sksnes is better then shota

lit not hearin that shit he’s already washed

throw 100!!!!

naw a pca cycle might happen

[strong cloak]

BOOOOOO

COMBINED IS LAME BUT I WILL CLAIM IT IF IT HAPPENS

[rapid fable]

wtf is judge doing

[sullen lake]

I took the wrong yankee

[rapid fable]

ong

[cobalt hatch]

Edwards reboot spaghetti man 😭🤦‍♂️

[slate bane]

One more inning for no hitter

[strong cloak]

SHHH

[slate bane]

NO HITTER

The cubs

[calm plover]

since we’re the As the best team in ball

[primal mountain]

Finally a hit

[sly plank]

Fake ass 361 ft hr

[strong cloak]

NO HITTER

CUBS ARE SO BACK

PLAY THE SONG BABY

[primal mountain]

Oh shit this just hit quick

[calm plover]

it’s the rizzler

if ateele didn’t take the day off

[strong cloak]

joey piecing it all together now bb

getting routed by the angels is crazy

[primal mountain]

If I knew the secret, WE'D ALL BE RICH

[stiff turret]

https://x.com/CespedesBBQ/status/1831506828523348456?t=IqXzBlM_yZnDnsNs8vsCkw&s=19

Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) on X

date of 32nd win of the 2024 season:

Phillies: May 17
Yankees: May 18
Dodgers: May 19
Guardians: May 21
Orioles: May 25
Brewers: May 29
Nationals: June 12
Astros: June 14
Angels: June 25
A's: July 3
Rockies: July 6
Marlins: July 7

White Sox: September 4 🥳

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 1:37 AM

[calm plover]

@strong cloak

we’re not back

😭😭😭

[strong cloak]

please dont make me watch an old man hendricks arc

[calm plover]

😭😭😭

we’ll have nola next seaosj

[strong cloak]

if were not going after burnes were not going after nola

[fallen monolith]

Guess who had profar to strikeout😭

[calm plover]

we’re rumored for nola or fried

[stiff turret]

Nola just resigned

[stiff turret]

Yeah Nola is signed till 2030

[calm plover]

wtf

since when💀

well it’s fine

gerrit cole or snell will come here

(delusional)

[strong cloak]

were gonna not throw 500 mil to soto like we should because its scares little jeddy weddy to offer a player over 20 mil a year in the third biggest market in baseball

[dawn urchin]

JOEY JUST THE GREEN MONSTER

[dawn urchin]

PARLAY?!? WE TALKING ABOUT THE PICK ALL THOSE GREEN GLORIOUS DOTS

[primal mountain]

I gotta stop betting on the same game

I have to mix it up

[dawn urchin]

Can’t wait for tomorrow morning to see joeys 10 AM baseball slips

[primal mountain]

what'yda think? Chance of a hit?

LMAO

Tork can eat a big fat poopie

[dawn urchin]

He does player for the tigers so very possible

[cosmic stump]

Bro gallen is so ass he just gave up 3 walks in a row

[calm plover]

gallen💀💀

it’s the giangs buddy

heyy kirby

castillo takes notes u fat bum

[strong cloak]

MOOKIE

NOT A DOUBLE BUT WE WILL TAKE IT FOR NOW

[calm plover]

gallen bro😭😭

he’s so bad lmdao

[cosmic stump]

Bro gallen is a joke 😭

[calm plover]

he had 12 coming into the inning 😂😂😂😂

a 0-2 rbi walk woukd be so funny

[cosmic stump]

I have him over 4.5ks on chalkboard

[calm plover]

did all that to arike out like a idiot😂😂😂

gallen ur count

[raw spoke]

Anybody kno how the push to debit (Visa cards only) shii work on fliff

[cosmic stump]

Need gallen to lock in these next innings 😂

[peak shadow]

Kirby for 10 ks ??

[calm plover]

is castillo still the mariners ave

cuz he shouldn’t even be in the rotation anymore

[peak shadow]

Got 6 in the 4th on a 42 PC

[raw spoke]

??

[simple wagon]

Did UD reboot spaghetti?

[sullen lake]

No

[cosmic stump]

Time to sweat this shi out

Gallen at 3 ks

[sly plank]

Wild night for baseball, Yankees down 2-10 to Rangers, Dodgers down 0-7 to Angels, White Sox beat Orioles, Reds 9runs 1st inning, Cubs 12-0 no hitter

[frigid oriole]

Shota fantasy was free as air today 🥱

[stiff turret]

the mets swept a team in september