┆⚾・baseball

[strong cloak]

this is an mvp? 🧍🏽‍♂️

[primal mountain]

He's definitely not worth 700 million DEFERRED

[carmine quest]

😭

[primal mountain]

Dodgers got fleeced

[half birch]

F

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[primal mountain]

Need OT

[carmine quest]

real

[little spruce]

Ohtani chalked 😔

[strong cloak]

great job you GAMBLER

[half birch]

Chalktani

[primal mountain]

PLEASE TEOSCAR...HIT A HR

WTF BOWMAN

PLEASE ROJAS....HIT A HR

lmao

[strong cloak]

insanity the only dodger not to get a hit is your 700 mil leadoff man 5 times

[half birch]

What do you need

[primal mountain]

it's insured

[half birch]

Oh ok

[primal mountain]

Rojas hits a HR....I get a little bit back

Imagine BAL walking the entire roster back to Ohtanki

for his 6th AB

[half birch]

Ohchalkni

Only chance is if Orioles score at least 3

[primal mountain]

Good job Rojas

lol

[half birch]

I’m up a good amount today so I’m happy

[sly plank]

Absolute nothing of a rival, Gunnar win while having 2ks and 0-4

[half birch]

Tough day for Ohtani

2 warning track shots but no hits

[brazen vapor]

Wonderful Read For lebron James

another one

[sacred zenith]

Man Gunnar is lame 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[pearl raft]

✅

[brazen vapor]

homer for shohei tmr btw

[sick vine]

Anyone else get this ? Or is this my make up promo

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES ROJAS

[brazen vapor]

i got travis kelce

[sick vine]

I got that too tho already

[dawn urchin]

Only Travis for me. No Henry for me

[sick vine]

It might be Ohtani replacement promo. But it’s not $20 ?! 😞😞

[dawn urchin]

It’s fine UD my feelings aren’t hurt at all

[dawn urchin]

THEY WANT TO STARVE MY BUDDY

[dawn urchin]

THE BATTLE OF MID

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-cry-gif-2662011466033021249

[sly plank]

@dawn urchin Any thoughts on this?

[dawn urchin]

I KNOW YOU WILL COOK & EAT

[dawn urchin]

I was eyeing the TOR/MIN one myself but I’m waiting for tomorrow to see if anymore NRFI plays are added

[sick vine]

Ik but they made me wait almost 2 weeks and I was told it was gonna be a equal replacement of $20 value and I got $10 smh

[lime nacelle]

Any lol picks?

[shrewd canopy]

Scrollling down this far is diabolical

[brazen vapor]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[pine sapphire]

Ion think anyone in there right mind placed this 😅🤣😂

[soft tinsel]

Anyone here interested in becoming a MOD?

Recruiting good people fr fr

[shrewd canopy]

Attempt 727367382 on the streak

May lose my mind doing these (still not over my 10/11)

[pine sapphire]

When you get that close I don’t blame you gang

[half birch]

10/11 probably the best you will do this whole year

[shrewd canopy]

Probably. I had a 7/11 aswell

[dusty jolt]

So guys

My parlays went 4/5 today

I am officially in profit this month

After being down $180 because of shtty discounts

Don’t call it a comeback

My 5th parlay also missed by 1 out

[tropic dome]

congratulations

[carmine quest]

real asf, same😔

[lime nacelle]

any locks

[soft tinsel]

Need an UD capper/Mod

Someone Dm me if interested all details will be given

[somber turret]

I missed this one by 2 yesterday. Sportsbook should let people do Flex Play

[lunar patio]

they drop fantasy early now lmao

[agile void]

any picks for cin and mil

[dawn urchin]

The daily hello to the buddies @primal mountain @dry flare @spark vault & @unique hare

Can’t forget about the other buddies @stiff turret @sinful thunder @spare temple & @vocal spindle

Can’t forget about the other buddies @lunar patio @scarlet crow @meager tinsel & @sick vine

Can’t forget about the other buddies @marble mirage @junior aspen @tall pulsar & @thorn lantern

[stiff turret]

A baseball good morning bold and brash

[dawn urchin]

Can’t forget about the other buddies @shrewd canopy @jaunty coyote @split radish & @gleaming plaza

[agile void]

@primal mountain what u got today champ 🙏

[spare temple]

https://tenor.com/view/goodmorning-gif-11573453624512386247

[dawn urchin]

I JUST NOTICED I DID THE HELLO BUDDIES IN THE BASEBALL CHANNEL

[spark vault]

daily hellos in mlb today? next it will be in hockey channel

[spark vault]

you didn’t sleep last night huh unc? to much coleslaw last night?

[scarlet crow]

Baseball chat good morning?! The world is ending

[twin socket]

@round imp he back at it he going crazy

[sinful thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-wine-humor-gif-1758695611146761642

[spare temple]

I thought that’s normal

[pliant gust]

Usually NBA channel

[lunar patio]

morning

[primal mountain]

nothing yet

ohtanki sold the planet and the universe last night

his dog should've been subbed in

[jolly solar]

so what

l5 warrior

[primal mountain]

you don't like L5 stats?

😦

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-darla-glass-tap-hello-gif-7964192757336767793

[glacial oriole]

in 1 game vs the A’s this year he allowed 3 hits and had 9 K’s

And has allowed 4 hits all time in 38 at bats to oakland A’s players

[wicked peak]

Ohtani so lame man .

Starting another one today .

Anybody on a current W Streak ?

[tardy hull]

Am I the only person whose homepage on UD takes 10 years to load up?

Whether I’m on cellular or WiFi

[brazen vapor]

i put ohtani for less

lmao where tf yall get more from

he was too hot to do it again

ohtani homer today

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/insideout-joy-hi-hey-hello-gif-11341448685299692120

[visual meadow]

Was tryna hit a streak just like you and judge sold me the other night 🥲

[granite ermine]

For the bonus thing today if I deposit 50 can I withdraw the 50 or I gotta play that 50 out?

[wicked peak]

It’s probably going to be 50 bonus 50 credit

[granite ermine]

It’s a 10% bonus match so I’ll get 5 in bonus

[stiff turret]

It'll be a full bonus credit

[weary mist]

Jon Gray discussion in chat.

yall suck.

[stiff turret]

So 50 becomes 55 bonus money

[weary mist]

$50 for $5?

this sucks ass

[wicked peak]

It’s crazy man smh . I’m not falling for it again

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-bear-gif-13207424737824225380

[half birch]

It’s only worth it if you were already going to deposit

[chrome tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-bob-gif-25919658

[hushed ginkgo]

When you lose UD take your money immediately buy when you win they take they time

Shii kraxy

[granite ermine]

So 50 becomes a bonus too so I can’t withdraw the 50?

[stiff turret]

Yeah

I just did it

[granite ermine]

Ok thanks

Lugo fpts or PO?

[half birch]

Great value

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dare-ya-dare-dare-ya-ace-venture-ace-gif-23721821

[scarlet crow]

You won’t

[sick vine]

UD support has to be one of the worst support out there. I hate PP but I have to admit that their support is miles better than UD

How can one tell me it will be $20 like the one that got void and now say they are always $10 ? 😂

[weary mist]

we smokin that alien shishkabob cordyceps here ye here ye ass weed bro.

[stiff turret]

You have it screenshotted

Just show them that

[sick vine]

I did let’s see what he says 😂

[dawn urchin]

… I might know Double Faults

Some tasty FP rivals up

[weary mist]

we getting that arab money bro

[unique hare]

Cant say this and not show the slip

[scarlet crow]

Omg the 🐐 is back!!

[dawn urchin]

Only 1 game in but looking good for Badosa as long as she doesn’t wet the bed

[unique hare]

My neimier pick looking great too

[sick vine]

Guess I’m on the list again for another courtesy one 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[dawn urchin]

What did you take?

[unique hare]

Line was 8.5 she's at two 2nd set

[sick vine]

Bro was in disbelief that I was told it was gonna be the same $20 one 😂

[stiff turret]

It taking this long is crazy

[unique hare]

Nothing just said it was worth running in tennis chat

[sick vine]

Oh UD support dookie ngl

I’ll give them some slack cause they a smaller team than PP

But I should have got this last week but my name was somehow not given it in the last batch 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[hard mist]

Is George Kirby good for 18.5 pitching outs ?

[sick vine]

Lessons learned tho! IF U GET A DNP, UR SCREWED! 😂

[dawn urchin]

Oh yeah I remember now you mentioned it in the tennis chat last night. As crazy as it is to say I’m rooting for Badosa to lose this set 2-0 would be great.

[unique hare]

Ruse has been killing she can do it

[scarlet crow]

Free?

[unique hare]

Idk but i dare someone to go lower

[dry flare]

seems like it

[scarlet crow]

How many did he eat last time?

[primal mountain]

wow Pasquantino out for the season

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/catdance-gif-26393410

[unique hare]

@dawn urchin badosa BANNED

[primal mountain]

you know...we always say someone's "banned", but why not just take 'em "UNDER"?

[unique hare]

He did go under 😭

[primal mountain]

oh

he chalked your UNDER?

owie

[dawn urchin]

This is true

Coco is doing her job only 2 DF but sadly… BADOSA SAID NOPE

[unique hare]

Shouldve gone with neimier lower

[primal mountain]

I'm going to do a 2-man tennis slip and show you guys how it's done

lmao

[unique hare]

Cash

[dawn urchin]

Just saw dam Zheng was not playing around

[unique hare]

Yeah they had her line set like neimier could actually win a set

[dawn urchin]

I would say Neimier catching strays but not she just caught a big fat L

[unique hare]

Her making it this far is a win for her

Qinwen too good

[chrome rock]

thats crazy Ranger suarez Ks are a -190 -200 on most books

got it at +105 last night

[dawn urchin]

At least my soccer play 1st leg is looking good

[unique hare]

Is that sami khediras brother?

[dawn urchin]

Yep & he got bumped to 31.5 passes… totally don’t have his 29.5 over line on 3 slips

[unique hare]

😂

Definitely an nrfi in there somewhere too

[dawn urchin]

Silk knows my betting habits too well

…. Totally didn’t find my favorite rivals plays just right now

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-wave-snoopy-plane-smile-gif-13791677091984011424

[granite ermine]

Gausman and Lugo under 18.5 PO?

[worn cloud]

Gausman nah

All the blue jay pitchers going like 7 recently 😭

Lugo yeah

Anybody know if ranger Suarez still got a pitch limit

[granite ermine]

His history against twins seems bad

[primal mountain]

wtf

there was an early game?

[stiff turret]

Yeah double header

[shrewd galleon]

Aye

Where do yall watch tennis?

Tryna watch coco gauff cash rq

[unique hare]

It should be on espn rn

[shrewd galleon]

Brother

Streaming site

Im at work rn

[pliant gust]

Idk if it’s easier to hit in Cincinnati or Washington

[shrewd galleon]

Definitely cinct

Cincy

I could go 405 there

[pliant gust]

They are both small af

[shrewd galleon]

Never swung a bat in my life

[lime nacelle]

Any locks for the 6:40 games?

[unique hare]

https://www.vipleague.pm/tennis-sports-stream

Gonna be delayed cause its a stream but thats all streams

[shrewd galleon]

Good looking out 🤞🏾

[sick vine]

I did in fact cash but it not being $20 cost me $30 😞 @dawn urchin

[dawn urchin]

THEY DONT WANT MY BUDDY TO NOT BUY THE NEW KRABBY PATTY MEAL

[finite dock]

4 more

[sick vine]

Is this legit ?! 😂😂

I need to try it if so! 😂

[dawn urchin]

I think so

[sick vine]

THAT FROSTY IS CALLING MY NAME!

[dawn urchin]

Correction yes it is just did a quick Google search & looks to be a collab with Wendy’s & paramount

[sick vine]

AYE LETS GO!

[primal mountain]

those jerks

lol

[worn cloud]

Anybody know if ranger Suarez got a pitch limit?

[stiff turret]

I haven't seen anything on it

[worn cloud]

Cause I lowkey might take his PO

[shrewd galleon]

What happens if someone gets injured?

Pick still applies?

Chourio is out and i took his under

5th inning

[worn cloud]

Yeah u cash

[shrewd galleon]

Bet i thought it woulda been voided cause its halfway thru

[worn cloud]

He got like 2 ABs right

[shrewd galleon]

Yup

3

[worn cloud]

Yeah he cashed

[shrewd galleon]

Now im just waiting on dom smith

[worn cloud]

I think 2 or less he voids for overs

I’m not sure tho

[zenith crane]

Anybody hitting HR’s tonight?

[pliant gust]

I kind of like Ian Happ

[chilly bay]

Rea annoying asl

[versed locust]

still a W

[chrome rock]

Samuel Aldegheri Ks are free

[chrome rock]

in which way

[chrome rock]

w

[pliant gust]

He was asking for a HR prop

[primal mountain]

you like Happ?

[shrewd galleon]

I was pissed when i saw chourio come back in lol

[zenith crane]

Anybody got any HR lines for tonight? I’m going to hit one of these bets one of these days lol.

Judge hitting one tonight?

Ohtani?

[half birch]

I like Gunnar for a hr today

[shrewd galleon]

I think judge us

Is

[primal mountain]

@chrome rock oh, i'm not knocking your HR pick

I think it's a good pick

I'm trying to find an HR pick to pair it with for shits and giggles

[bleak mountain]

10% deposit match 😭😂😂

[rare mulch]

Might as well give us nothing

😭

[valid mortar]

30% or more 👨🏻‍🌾🔱🔥 👨🏻‍🌾🔱🔥 👨🏻‍🌾🔱🔥

[chrome tartan]

So no freaky Friday???

[final oasis]

Think about for every $10 they’ll give you $1 😂😂

[pliant gust]

Both in bonus funds

[haughty trench]

Anyone use PrizePicks?

[scarlet crow]

Weak ass promo

[haughty trench]

Are they like UD where if you have a .5 special on a slip it gives you bonus $ or is it allowed to be withdrawn?

[scarlet crow]

Withdrawn

[haughty trench]

Say less.

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 3x SPICY THIS FRIDAY

[primal mountain]

say less

lol

[dawn urchin]

JOEY USING YOUTH SLANG I LOVE IT

[primal mountain]

say more

[dawn urchin]

I’m so out of touch with youth slang… I have no idea if that’s actual slang or Joey just messing with me

[primal mountain]

i don't know...I'm just making stuff up

[dawn urchin]

ANOTHER SPICY LOVER THIS FRIDAY

[primal mountain]

say tiny

[dawn urchin]

Nothing came up on urban dictionary so no it’s not youth slang

[primal mountain]

say miniscule

lol

say n=n-1

say <

[dawn urchin]

BACK TO MATH WITH PROFESSOR JOEY

[primal mountain]

i got the deposit bonus!

woo hoo!

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES DEPOSIT BONUS

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 3X NORMAL PICKS

[primal mountain]

SEE EVERYBODY!? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TINMAN892 (That's T-I-N-M-A-N-eight-niner-two)????

https://tenor.com/view/cheeseburger-eddie-the-longest-gif-6157872

[dawn urchin]

SOMEONE FIND ME THIS PERSON CALLED “TINMAN” because I’m “TINMAN892”. Completely different person

[twin socket]

my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang my fault gang

[tiny topaz]

My fault gang

[twin socket]

My fault

[tiny topaz]

Original message was deleted. My fault g

[twin socket]

My fault g

My fault g

[tiny topaz]

Damnnnn my fault

Gang

[twin socket]

My fault g

[primal mountain]

happ is so good @pliant gust

lately

[green shell]

Suarez ks was so free 😭

[pliant gust]

He has some of the best power for a leadoff

[primal mountain]

he wasn't having a great start to the season....but damn, him and lux

WHY HAPP WHY

you should've just stayed at 3rd

[green shell]

Rangers strikeout line was 4.5 he’s at 5 through 5 batters 😭

26 pitches

[primal mountain]

Merrill back to form

[slate bane]

Ranger is on pace for 20ks

[mint bramble]

.

[primal mountain]

Thanks Happ! Need Stanton now 🙏

[unique hare]

It was just why happ😭

[sacred zenith]

I need Cody Bellinger 🤦🏽‍♂️

[half birch]

He got a hr

[sacred zenith]

No way

[half birch]

Ya

[sacred zenith]

Let’s gooo

[half birch]

What did you have him for

[sacred zenith]

Fantasy points

7.0

[half birch]

Oh easy cash

[tame tide]

Irvin cant make it out of the 1st inning lol

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like Lawrence butler today?

[tulip folio]

Low key

[half birch]

It’s the second inning

[green shell]

Is Suarez going 6 innings

[sacred zenith]

Ik this ain’t Underdawg but yall think this hits?

[primal mountain]

LFG STANTON

[half birch]

I’m hammering the orioles today, gomber is so bad and there in Colorado

Need Fedde to give up 3 runs

[primal mountain]

no sweat easy stuff

lol

[pliant gust]

Crews homer

[primal mountain]

CASH BANG BANG

lol

[pliant gust]

Need Ian now

[sly plank]

Regretting for picking Yandy single😭

[twin socket]

Just need Freddie

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN MACHINE @dry flare

[dawn urchin]

2X ALL SPICY SLIPS FOR JOEY THIS FRIDAY

[dry flare]

joey always hits for green

[dawn urchin]

His work outfit is probably all green to match his green slips.

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/raining-money-no-limit-master-p-chronicles-on-bet-no-limit-chronicles-gif-18013596

[dry flare]

at least one if these better cash

[carmine quest]

hopefully😔

[dry flare]

always

always hits for green

[dry flare]

ALWAYS

https://tenor.com/view/pacino-al-al-pacino-always-devils-advocate-gif-22765866

[atomic plume]

seem like nrfis are back

[scarlet thistle]

that free token was a one time thing?

[lunar patio]

@frank violet inv me back i was trolling wtf

[frank violet]

My fault gng

[dry flare]

there will be more tokens

[sly plank]

Bing Bong

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-gif-24815605

[primal mountain]

yeah, but they're just single legs

😭

[pliant gust]

Ever since I got out the car Lively been getting fucked up

[dry flare]

we dont want to hear that 😭

get back in the car

[scarlet thistle]

bet

[dawn urchin]

JOEY JUST GREENING

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE GREEN MAN

[dawn urchin]

ANOTHER ONE

[dawn urchin]

HE IS JUST A MONSTER WHEN IT COMES TO GREEN

[dry flare]

why does this look fake?

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-funny-animal-looks-away-gif-23420405

[unique hare]

Youve seen it too many times its like repeating a word 50 times

[lime nacelle]

Any locks for the later games?

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on ohtani tonight

[pure relic]

need lawrence

[primal mountain]

and perez

[lime nacelle]

Ong who gots a lock for the 9:40 n 10 o’clock game

[pure relic]

yall think lawrence gonna come in clutch

[scarlet crow]

Hope so

[brittle lily]

Ima huge Johnny Lawrence fan

[pure relic]

let’s all pray

is mookie betts going over 9.0 hitter fanasty

he’s almost up to hit

[cobalt hatch]

Snell getting 9ks ?

[pure relic]

nay

[half birch]

Brewers got 10 runs in the 9th damn

[pure relic]

he’s up batting wish luck

[little spruce]

Whys yandy diaz not in?

[brittle lily]

These umpires starting to piss me off with these trash box calls

[scarlet crow]

Butler selling

[green shell]

Is Gomber getting 4ks

[cobalt hatch]

Atleast 7?

[jolly shell]

Lfg keep going twins

More runs please

[brittle lily]

Bro got robbed by a kid😂

[chrome rock]

Framber masterclass

[tropic dome]

you must have a discord

[chrome rock]

i mean bros curveball is unhittable

[bleak mountain]

freeman

gonna sell

[brittle lily]

Squarez not going 6🙏

[jolly shell]

Prayer circle of Lopez to stay solid for two more innings no runs 🙏🏽

One more inning Lopez stay solid and get some ks damn

[wintry oriole]

is valdez gettting pulled?

[half birch]

Freddie hr

[sacred zenith]

Just hit a homer pal

[bleak mountain]

holy fuck 😂

[sacred zenith]

lol

[cerulean tulip]

Run first inning cause error, good job Neto

Bum

[jolly shell]

Lfg Gausman out. Exactly what I needed

[brittle lily]

These pitchers are allergic to k’s

[frank violet]

That 0-2 in 3 PA hittin rn

[grand flower]

butler cmon wth

[brittle lily]

Today was not the day for pitchers

[jolly shell]

Kershaw blowing it

[sly plank]

🙃

The fact that he have a chance to get a run is a painnnn

[slate bane]

He’s still on base

[slate bane]

It’s never a day for pitchers these days

[half birch]

No he didn’t

[heady hound]

waited this long for this

bro throwing ducks down the middle

[half birch]

Oh I thought you were talking about Fermin

Ya freeman hit a hr 40 mins ago

[barren stone]

Kershaw leaving hurt

[jolly shell]

wtf happen to kershaw

Wow

[slate bane]

His elbow

[umbral zealot]

i need 5Ks from kirby bro and no more runs

[jolly shell]

Underdog reboot man no fn way

[jaunty crater]

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Needed them extra innings and Altuve wanted to double to end the game

He was up after altuve 😭😭

[alpine sun]

Is Kershaw’s legs voided because of injury?

[pure relic]

praying for mookie betts over 9.0 hitter fantasy

[leaden current]

same, he’d cash me out on a 5 man

[pure relic]

same but for 600

[chrome rock]

Kirby going 9

[jaunty crater]

Ks chalked tho

[real wind]

Come outside Valdez…. I wanna talk

[leaden current]

why the under if he’s been playing amazing lately

[grand nebula]

Yo all this shits a scam

[real wind]

Because when I bet on guys on hot streaks, they have their worst games of the season

[grand nebula]

WNBA and mlb is a scam

[leaden current]

lol happens to the best of us, shit makes it feel like it’s rigged

[primal mountain]

Yay

[grand nebula]

A players stats would look perfect but still fail

[leaden current]

i need mookie to cash my 17x

at 4/5 rn

[grand nebula]

The luck is crazy

[leaden current]

green scorchers back to back

mookie is at 2 rn

was looking at pitching fp lol

thanks

i need him to cash me out man. these slips that are barely chalking are annoying asf

[final oasis]

I’m hot rn

[little spruce]

I had so much faith in this mf

so much faith. Would’ve been a disgusting 8 man cash.

[pure relic]

someone message me when mookie hits

[river oar]

no.

[little spruce]

why mfs tryna be so different just open your god damn app 😭😭

[bronze pond]

Can someone tell me why this doesnt count as a hit or a base?

https://streamable.com/dknlox

[vivid lotus]

Cash out or let it ride?

[chrome rock]

hilarious they pull kirby at 80 pitches

after 45 pitches thru 4

[bleak mountain]

fielders choice

[split obsidian]

Yep^^

[bleak mountain]

isnt a hit lmao he woudlve been out regardless

[split obsidian]

Ik I always thought that was dumb

[bleak mountain]

i mean if the other team gets an out

shouldnt count as a hit

[vivid lotus]

Should I cash out?

[chrome rock]

if someone grounds into a double play but manages to get to first its not an accomplishment like getting a hit

[pure relic]

how many more at bats will mookie have?

[primal mountain]

I need ohtani to get 1 HRR

[little spruce]

pls not like this

2 mins left

[pliant gust]

It’s always a Blue Jays player selling me

[pure relic]

pray for mookie i need him to clutch

[frank moth]

I quit

[thorn lantern]

This is my resignation from baseball 😭

[hollow dock]

A win is a win

[chrome rock]

Free

[lime nacelle]

Need some picks for tmrws games

[finite dock]

why the hell

did they take off hwan dong ho hits allowed

[weak stag]

🙌🏻

[final oasis]

I’m hot rn

[junior aspen]

I’m not. What a waste…

[dawn urchin]

SPAIN WITHOUT THE S

[primal mountain]

Yay

[dawn urchin]

WHO ARE YOU & WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JOEY?!? SHOWTIME SPICY OVER?!?

[primal mountain]

That hit while i was at the movie theater

[jaunty crater]

🤞🏽

[somber turret]

What app are you using

[weak stag]

UD

[dry flare]

Joey on a crazy hot streak

[somber turret]

Did they did another update yesterday. It look different

[weak stag]

Yeah they updated the app, but it just looks like that when I share it

[sly vale]

@barren stone tailed ur Nrfi yesterday

[normal dock]

💰

[stiff turret]

I thought so too

[mystic gust]

What’s yalls picks for todays game

[chrome tartan]

he dropped down to 4

[pliant gust]

I took his hits allowed

Gibson the cherry bomb

[finite dock]

What’s the best NRFI

[fallen monolith]

@dawn urchin how’s Collins doing? Idk anything about soccer so idk if 15 is good or not so far

[pliant gust]

How far into the game

[fallen monolith]

About half I think?

[pliant gust]

How many pass attempts does he need

[fallen monolith]

The line is 46.5 so I don’t think that’s a good thing

[pliant gust]

He’s not on pace but not necessarily dead. Pray he doesn’t get subbed out

[fallen monolith]

Ok, it’s 1-0 now

[dawn urchin]

He’s at 23 out of 46.5 at halftime it’s going to be real close

[untold summit]

Shohei .5 plate appearances

[fallen monolith]

Oh okay, thx

[untold summit]

Take advantage

[pliant gust]

That’s if your state doesn’t have CFB. Milroe is the alternative

[untold summit]

Rip

[humble otter]

🤔

[pliant gust]

Reds bullpen day

[unborn yoke]

Is it still alive?

[fallen monolith]

Ask @dawn urchin lol

I have no idea, I’m a sheep rn

[dawn urchin]

At 30 passes 10 minutes into the 2nd half. Looking eh

[fallen monolith]

17 is doable right?

[dawn urchin]

Yes

[fallen monolith]

Are you watching the game or something? I can’t find stats like that online

[pliant gust]

Fotmob

[primal mountain]

not really 😭

[dawn urchin]

& HE WENT TO THE MOVIES

[primal mountain]

Yeah, I finally saw Deadpool & Wolverine with my daughter last night

it was good

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BEING A DAD

[solar tulip]

What y’all think ?

[dawn urchin]

Sadly it most likely lost my apologies. Also for soccer stuff you should be in the #┆⚽・soccer

NUKE I love getting free points with pitchers

[primal mountain]

$100!?!?!

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[dawn urchin]

Well I lost $100 this morning with soccer… SO WE ARE GETTING IT BACK

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-money-al-bundy-married-with-children-i-have-no-cash-i-dont-have-money-on-me-gif-23009005

[dawn urchin]

Monday will save you Joey

[primal mountain]

but still......$100!?!?!

[dawn urchin]

IM A DEGENERATE JOEY

[primal mountain]

I'm tailing lol

but gonna put considerably less because I could never unless I got confirmation from my future self

lol

[primal mountain]

they don't have rivals for Nick Pivetta anymore

[dawn urchin]

Nope I still see it

[primal mountain]

yeah, i see it now...

I swear it wasn't there 2 mins ago

[dawn urchin]

I just will never pass up an opportunity to get that many free points with pitchers

[pliant gust]

Pivetta never invokes confidence but they are playing Detroit and Skuball can always not get a QS

[dawn urchin]

I’m worried about Max vs the Phillies but I just couldn’t say no to that many free points.

Plus the Phillies haven’t hot, the Braves just won’t go away & I feel the tigers aren’t as good as they have been playing

[thorn belfry]

nrfi?

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 1X SPICY WITH 3 MILD THIS MORNING

[chrome rock]

Skubal is -140 for 7 ks on fanatics if yall got that

-128 with the profit boost

[ionic shard]

420 blz it

[faint iron]

good odds?

[chrome rock]

Pivetta over Skubal is nuts

[dawn urchin]

I just love the 7 free points with Nick. Plus I feel the tigers are due for regression

[dawn urchin]

Personally just love it

[faint iron]

what other picks you got for the day

[dawn urchin]

The CFB one already started

[pliant gust]

Kept my free square simple

[dawn urchin]

Yep started at 9 AM west coast time/12 PM est

[rigid egret]

easy money

[fallen monolith]

Best nrfi pick today?

[half birch]

Shut up

[brittle lily]

I’m not paying for the telegram

[strong cloak]

well(s) that was quick

[frank moth]

Free

Give me 1 pick someone plz

[bleak mountain]

did u do this 😭😭

[atomic plume]

@dawn urchin best nrfi tdy ?

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES SPICY IN THE MORNING

[dawn urchin]

These 2

[atomic plume]

thoughts on cubs 1 ?

[primal mountain]

Research is helping

[dawn urchin]

@dry flare HE CANNOT BE STOPPED

[forest fjord]

u lucky he slow af cuz that a double for 99% of players that hit that

[minor perch]

judge homee incoming

[scarlet crow]

Chalkboard bout to make me deposit

[minor perch]

wtf just happen to judge

[brittle lily]

He got a single

[minor perch]

says 0-2 still😭

[brittle lily]

Refresh

[rugged galleon]

i was just about to ask about that omg

still hasn’t refreshed

[brittle lily]

Must be using ESPN box score

[minor perch]

that and all apps have him at 0 still

0-2

[bleak mountain]

was an error

doesnt count as a hit

[rugged galleon]

so it doesnt count?

damn…

[minor perch]

lol iknew i wasn’t tripping

i just need a hit judge😭

[rugged galleon]

he better homer later

💔💔

[minor perch]

he might hit in 5th atleast

warren done already tragic

[rapid fable]

Bryan woo under 6.5

Thoughts ?

[pliant gust]

Take under walks

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on skubal ks

[pliant gust]

Boston 30th in Ks vs lefties

[scarlet crow]

So that’s good for skubal?

[pliant gust]

Yes

[bleak mountain]

where u see this?

[patent moon]

Pivetta over fs??

[pliant gust]

Splits

[bleak mountain]

oooo

boston got the most ks vs lhp this season

[cobalt hatch]

Dj herz touching 6ks against cubs ?

[scarlet crow]

Yes

[rapid fable]

Royals rfi looks free

Might just play it as a straight lowk

[pliant gust]

Depends on what David John shows up

[crimson star]

is warren done pitching

[pliant gust]

Yea

[crimson star]

damn

tuff

[cobalt hatch]

The milroe discount gives credits ?

[scarlet crow]

Did I cook

[strong cloak]

judgey wudgey plz

[pliant gust]

Partially

[minor perch]

judge on bs

[shrewd canopy]

Free

[dawn urchin]

ITACHI MAIN DONT MISS

[brittle lily]

Nooooooo, I though Aaron had a single

[shrewd canopy]

We been cold. Time to heat up

[dawn urchin]

Today has been horrible for me. So hopefully the pitchers rivals I’ve taken do me good

[shrewd canopy]

How have you done with them before?

[minor perch]

hell nah 0-3

that boy on bs

[dawn urchin]

Got treated well a few days ago

[minor perch]

come on yankees get some mf hits

[elder apex]

So

[shrewd canopy]

That’s huge good stuff

[elder apex]

I got a question

Why everytime i bet on the good players In baseball

They are always ass

Like ion get it

[minor perch]

man get gibson out of here he killing the yankees

[elder apex]

Aaron decided to not do anything today

[minor perch]

he better hit the ball next at bat

soto and judge on bs

[finite dock]

✅❌

[dawn urchin]

My picks for tonight

[lime nacelle]

I need some plays

[minor perch]

judge save us man

[primal mountain]

Damn goldschmidt sold

[strong cloak]

save me aaron judge

if you can hear me please aaron judge

[minor perch]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-judge-stare-aaron-judge-all-rise-rep-bx-new-york-yankees-gif-26818748

[brittle lily]

Move on to the next slip

[minor perch]

lol hell nah 6itch

[strong cloak]

not with my judgey wudgey coming up in the 8th 🥺

[minor perch]

judge saving us

[half birch]

Your cooked

[minor perch]

he better not get walked😂😭

[strong cloak]

all i needs a lil total base baby please

[minor perch]

yep cooking up this hr from judge lol

[half birch]

In your dreams

[minor perch]

all i need a lil hit hit

[brittle lily]

You win sum you lose sum, but you live to play another slip

[minor perch]

lol we winning this slip them others can wait

yessir good sign

soto get on base

so judge can bring yall home

[brittle lily]

We’re gonna need more than a single

[minor perch]

well i just need a hit lol

[brittle lily]

If his slip had a 0.75x hit, then it’s over

[minor perch]

aint use this app lol

[minor perch]

gawd damn

all on you judge

[strong cloak]

judgey wudgey please

aaron judge is the best hes got this 🥰

[minor perch]

give him the homer duck it yall gonna win anyways

[strong cloak]

AARON JUDGE

YOU MAD MAN

[weak bay]

YES

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-laugh-lol-giggle-laugh-out-gif-13657639

[strong cloak]

second time judge has saved my slip with a late inning single in a dead game 😭

[minor perch]

haha

lmao cash that mf

https://tenor.com/view/judge-judy-dance-gif-12574776681295616144

[strong cloak]

now its up to the real love of my life

[minor perch]

they aint think judge was gonna come thru 😂

[brittle lily]

Nah I needed a double. Come on Aaron

[minor perch]

his ass almost didnt tho😂

[brittle lily]

Why’d they take away his first single?

[minor perch]

it was some type of error or someshit

[strong cloak]

jazz is about to send one 450 feet opposite field to spark the comeback, judge getting a 5th ab to walk it off

[minor perch]

didnt even count as hit

[pliant gust]

Jazz going to K smh

[strong cloak]

bases loaded 👀

[brittle lily]

Do you believe in miracles?

[strong cloak]

anthony volpe grand slam would be a wild moment

[strong cloak]

i believe i hate the cardinals with every fiber of my being

nvm, TRENT GRISHAM GRAND SLAM would be absolutely nutty

as in im convinced im imagining it in a psychotic episode

[brittle lily]

I’m not buying the telegram

[bleak mountain]

STANTON

[strong cloak]

ST LOUIS SELLING 😭🤣

LOL JUDGE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET ANOTHER AB

[primal mountain]

Jazz saved my slip

[elder apex]

Yankees I believe bro.

[half birch]

I thought you had his 2.5 HRR

[shrewd canopy]

Thank you bro

[dawn urchin]

Can’t wait to get cooked because I GOT DESTROYED BY SOCCER 7 AM

[primal mountain]

No research...hope it hits

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES NO RESEARCH

[strong cloak]

sadly they moved busch from 2 to 6 now

[shrewd canopy]

Wake and cash Ls hurt more

[strong cloak]

but theyre all chicago cubs so they will get at least 5 hrr

[primal mountain]

Not worried one bit lol

https://tenor.com/view/embarrassed-sad-cry-smile-im-fine-gif-14251203

[shrewd canopy]

Why was this line so high anyways, especially live

[strong cloak]

it worries me he is now behind the black hole known as isaac paredes lol

[minor perch]

hell nah just a hit lil bruh😂

[strong cloak]

and SOMEHOW he is STILL doing better than morel

[minor perch]

don’t got that much faith in judge

[strong cloak]

if a runner is on base hes walking it off with a hr, the narrative is too strong

[minor perch]

they still going ?

i stop watching after he got hit lol

[strong cloak]

bottom 9th down 1

2 outs now though all falls on soto

[minor perch]

oh shit soto got 0 hits to its destine

[brittle lily]

Judge not making it

[minor perch]

soto might homer

[brittle lily]

No…. He’s not

[minor perch]

double soto

now on judge

oh shit is judge clutch 👀

lol this look scripted

[strong cloak]

judge hr confirmed

[brittle lily]

Wow

[strong cloak]

LOOOL

[minor perch]

lmao

[brittle lily]

Welp

[minor perch]

he said hell nah judge

[strong cloak]

SCARED

[brittle lily]

Somehow walks don’t count as based even though it’s a runner going on base

[strong cloak]

to face one of the best rhp catchers in the game rn

[weak bay]

Na fr

I needed that 😢

[forest fjord]

helsley got one of the worst fastballs in the league even tho he throws 102 lol

[strong cloak]

idk if walks should but INTENTIONAL walks should, they are WILLINGLY putting you on base

[minor perch]

wells send that h0e out the park for that h0e shi

[weak bay]

Its over

WELLS

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-26344462

Oh my god

[minor perch]

lol ggs

now to this maimi vs florida game

[strong cloak]

GATORS BB

[minor perch]

haha miami BB

[strong cloak]

oh

oh im sorry it had to be like this bestie 🔫

[minor perch]

well really just need a Rushing td from they rb so

Gators BB

[primal mountain]

note to self: researched

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES RESEARCHED PICKS

[brittle lily]

When did you begin to love Joey?

[tropic dome]

y’all think dj seeing 6 innings?

[stiff turret]

Vibes

[tropic karma]

I need it

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on kremer under 5.5 HA

[lime nacelle]

Seems like Joey just gatekeepin

[brittle lily]

JoeyHatesPlays

JoeyDoesntKnow

JoeyMisses

D1JoeyHater

ImSorryJoey

[carmine quest]

putting my last dollar

[lime nacelle]

I was looking at this hr prop yesterday I didn’t grab it bc of the chances n ofc he gets the hr that day🤣

Hopefully rodríguez cooks

[strong cloak]

cubs plz

[lime nacelle]

Dis dude Shane needs 2 calm down

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-research-gif-21403742

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-hate-flow-through-you-your-hate-has-made-you-powerful-emperor-palpatine-star-wars-gif-15799521

[lime nacelle]

Who got some Astro props?

[junior aspen]

Ah yes the Ragans and Kikuchi matchup

[lime nacelle]

Ngl kikuchi looks good but I also have no idea abt baseball😭

[lime nacelle]

Shoo if you gotta slip lmk😂

I’m hungry

[junior aspen]

All I have is Kikuchi for the spicy Ks

Probably gonna chalk tho so I’d fade

[brittle lily]

Dj hernz nervous😂

[lime nacelle]

Nah this dude Shane is cookin rn tho😔

I had him for lower on k’s

[proven umbra]

Any ML locks?

[lime nacelle]

N swanson n lan ain’t doin shi😂

[brittle lily]

Did Ian get struck out?

[lime nacelle]

Idk actually I have him for over on hits+run+rbi

[proven umbra]

ML locks?

[strong cloak]

happ daddy plz

DANSBY MY KING

[lime nacelle]

Judge sold soooooo hard last night bro

Yessir

[strong cloak]

couldnt be me 💅🏼

[lime nacelle]

Oh shit up

🤣

[strong cloak]

(ohtani went 0 for 5 for me two days ago )

[lime nacelle]

He hit for me last night🤓

But judge sold

[dawn urchin]

Honestly shocked that Assad cashed in the biggest battle of mid pitchers ever

[chrome rock]

Bang

[strong cloak]

assad scared me towards the end 😭

[half birch]

I bet under 😭

[lime nacelle]

Shane has five K’s wat da bell who ever said under needs 2 burn

[opaque horizon]

Nuje?

Nuke

[dawn urchin]

LFG

[dawn urchin]

Hopeful he gets pulled

[strong cloak]

im shocked if he comes out for the sixth

counsell plays everything safe too

EXCUSE ME WHAT

[lime nacelle]

Ima take a blinker n pray the rest of my plays hit😵‍💫

[strong cloak]

WHAT IS HE DOING OUT THERE

OMG PCA SAVED THAT

[lime nacelle]

Swanson done cooked jus gotta wait for the 7pm games

[strong cloak]

cant believe craig “caution” counsell is playing him rn

[dawn urchin]

… he is responsible for the runner at 1st WTF

I could have sworn he was not coming out for that inning

[strong cloak]

this is such a non counsell move im in disbelief

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain yooooooo

[dawn urchin]

TIME TO START PRAYING

LETS GO CUBS PEN

[strong cloak]

BETHANCOURT

PICKED HIM OFF

HUGE

[dawn urchin]

Okay nvm we won

That was truly a battle of mid pitchers in that rivals play

[strong cloak]

OMG gallo scaring me

[dawn urchin]

Even if gallo had done anything Javier’s score wouldn’t have changed

[strong cloak]

OOP im slightly behind on my stream, just saw the k

hoping for an ian happ hrr

[indigo sigil]

I got some picks here.inbox me to get some lock

[strong cloak]

would make an insane day for me

[upbeat zinc]

No way they took out baz with 78 pitches

[strong cloak]

more like with that lead

not like he was gonna blow it

[upbeat zinc]

Exactly

[strong cloak]

ugh happ daddy 😔

[brittle lily]

They had to, lots of people must of went over 5.5ks

[primal mountain]

Yoooooo

Ugh happ is CRAP

[scarlet crow]

Any good NRFIS?

[nocturne olive]

skubal just chalked it nice

[strong cloak]

BUSCH

runner on base means another happ ab, need more traction in the 9th

[indigo sigil]

IF YOU NOT IN THE PREMIUM MESSAGE ME 🔒
@indigo sigil

[primal mountain]

Dammi Merrill sold

[wraith gorge]

Anyone got baseball picks

[strong cloak]

happ 😔

[stiff turret]

@dawn urchin that skubal rivals play was a good catch

[dawn urchin]

Eh Nick got screwed by his defense & is only ahead by 10 points. Kinda need the red Sox’s to get some runs

[stiff turret]

It's called trusting the process i did take wheeler rivals though

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like Corbin carrol hrr?

[lime nacelle]

Let’s pray for Bryan

I need a granted slip for the later games tn😔

[scarlet crow]

Skubal ks chalked?

[chrome rock]

Davis martin Ks in the big 24

might be free

[dawn urchin]

What was the line?

[chrome rock]

6.5 i believe

Idk why he says its chalked tho 57 pitches and he has 5 lol

i have under 8 and im sweating

[dawn urchin]

Definitely doable

[scarlet crow]

Nvm he hit😮‍💨

[cosmic stump]

Last $4 😭🙏

[pliant gust]

🤝🏾

[atomic plume]

jose wdf

[split obsidian]

Ugly push for nicks k’s

[sacred zenith]

Man Guerrero is chalked especially with this blowout🤦🏽‍♂️

[chrome rock]

he prolly ends with 7 🥵

went 7 has 85 pitches prolly doesnt go into the 8th

[dawn urchin]

I could actually see him going out for the 8th

[sly plank]

Ragans 3ip 8ks

[lime nacelle]

I need a lock for the later games

Stop gatekeepers I’m hungry

[modest flint]

I got

[modest flint]

Dm me

[chrome rock]

😭 he got 8 damn

8 ips 8ks

[stiff turret]

Unlucky

Really liked it

[soft raptor]

will this cash or refund?

[tropic dome]

cash

[lime nacelle]

Is Jose ramizer finna clutch or nah chat

[stiff turret]

I doubt it he's been in a slump

[pliant gust]

Refund with a special tomorrow

[lime nacelle]

Damn he needs 2 bases🤣

[dawn urchin]

That’s just been my luck today sadly

[dawn urchin]

I think refunded & you’ll get a freebie

[lime nacelle]

I’m ina slump rn

If he clutches I’ll go dance naked

There’s still time n hope chat Had gotten 5 runs in the last 7 days🥲

[pliant gust]

Just gotta put a donut on 2nd base

[sly plank]

Ohtani homers🤷‍♂️

[pliant gust]

3 in a row 🤣

[cosmic stump]

Last $4 🙏😭 just don’t shit yourself

[unborn yoke]

He got a home run to

[scarlet crow]

Dam 2 homers to start the game

[spark vault]

dodgers filthy

[spark vault]

3*

[lime nacelle]

I need 2 get a play for 9:05 n 9:38 game chat?

[carmine quest]

come on😩

[pure relic]

need gavin stone 4ks is it cooked?

[scarlet crow]

Bro has that ever happened before🤣

[spark vault]

it prob have , maybe just gotta youtube it

https://youtu.be/cjF6xiXbITY?si=X36zWN7RaW8BPjBw