┆⚾・baseball

[half birch]

Fried is cooking

Just a bit late

[weary mist]

tailed. 🤝 just wish the Phillies knew how to hit a ball

[barren stone]

Ok?

[sick vine]

Nola ain’t gonna hit the ks 😞

[past charm]

Under or over?

[vapid obsidian]

cash myers & gibson

On ta the next

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES MILD BASEBALL PICKS

LOVE ME SOME NRFI

[barren stone]

I’d say over I don’t trust cueto with it being his first start of the year and lorenzen has been bad against Angels his whole career

[barren stone]

Yea

[primal mountain]

TINMAN LOVES GETTING NERFIED

[vast blaze]

Wtf Aaron Nola

[dawn urchin]

I SWEAR IF THE A’s, RAYS, DODGERS or MARINERS SCORES A RUN I WILL RAISE HELL ON EARTH

[sick vine]

I guess it happens. Can’t win them all unfortunately

[half birch]

Soto is him

[split radish]

Lets go

free as air

bro drury isnt playing im mad

☹️☹️☹️

[carmine quest]

cortes at 20...

fuhh

[dire haven]

Looked at Nola’s stats and shed a tear

[carmine quest]

do yall know what inning he gonna get pulled out in??

[craggy pendant]

Who in last two games hitting their k mark??

[cobalt hatch]

Jack gettting 8ks ?

[grand flower]

munoz and waldron out for good ?

[dusty jolt]

BRO

DOES THIS HAVE A CHANCE TO HIT

OMFG

BOBBY WITT PLEASE

[sly plank]

What will this pick be counted as?

[split radish]

void

[half birch]

He hit his first out 370

[dawn urchin]

Tie so voided

[vapid obsidian]

Void

[valid plover]

No way gibson playing so bad rn

😂

So trash

[ornate hemlock]

His shi finna sell

Trash discount

[valid plover]

Always trash discounts

Idk why I even play them anymore

[ornate hemlock]

Nah fr

[primal mountain]

cortes is that bad, huh?

[split radish]

yeah chalk castellanos hrr

mf is a bum

[primal mountain]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

[barren stone]

I’ve got the over, Seattle is slumping offensively and have been striking out a lot in the series

[valid plover]

Got late slip?

[carmine quest]

wym..

[split radish]

u took it too?? 😭

[primal mountain]

yes 😭

[primal mountain]

I needed 5 K's from him

[split radish]

fried is dealing rn

[carmine quest]

ohhhh

[primal mountain]

He's not getting 4 K's even

[carmine quest]

damn

i wish he got more too

[primal mountain]

unless the Yankees let him pitch the entire game

[carmine quest]

need his fantasy points

[split radish]

PHILLIES GET UR OFFENSE GOING BRO

[carmine quest]

do ks give him more pts

[barren stone]

This

[carmine quest]

he js got another

3 ks

[primal mountain]

COME ON CORTES AT LEAST PUSH ON THE K'S

[split radish]

i need 2 hrr from castellanos

mf votto retired its ur night

[primal mountain]

they're gonna let cortes pitch probably into the 8th

he's only got 74 pc so far

[barren stone]

I need Turner TB Castellanos TB

[split radish]

i need over 1.5 hrr for casty

so a double and an run would work for me

[barren stone]

Prayer circle lol

[split radish]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

[patent moon]

Fuxk Aaron Nola

[carmine quest]

CORTESSSS

4ks

[pliant gust]

Why is Philly so ass on the road

[knotty bane]

Kyle Gibson gonna sell? Not tuned in

[half birch]

No way the jays choke this

[split radish]

Nola 3Ks

[azure nebula]

LETS GO GET THAT CASH BROTHERR

[carmine quest]

YESSIR

HOPEFULLY...

[barren stone]

Used to the home atmosphere ig who knows

[rapid fable]

dont get nervous its only 1k on the line

u cant mess this up right

[pliant gust]

4ks

Ump looking out

5ks

Milwaukee needs to score some runs

[vital cradle]

Nola coming back in the 6th?

[tough lichen]

nah

[carmine quest]

um knowing me i can...

😓

[gleaming plaza]

This guy 😭

[rapid fable]

jp i believe in u bro

[gleaming plaza]

@carmine quest there is no pressure on you just 1k on the line

[carmine quest]

the most ive ever won is like 20$😂

[vapid obsidian]

I need someone else for my streak

https://tenor.com/view/sterkte-macht-the-rock-rock-baywatch-gif-17139924

[carmine quest]

cant i like cashout for 100$ or some😓

[gleaming plaza]

Nah

[strong cloak]

need to pray he doesnt finish the inning

[bleak mountain]

ion think he gets the win

[vapid obsidian]

Don’t rush

[bleak mountain]

wtff nvm

i thought he was pulled lmao

[half birch]

If the jays end with 7 does he get the win

[little spruce]

Fried might not chalk after all..?

[bleak mountain]

might be cooked

[little spruce]

SCHWARBERS ASS

[half birch]

Fried is also getting cooked

[little spruce]

And the ump has Down syndrome great.

[half birch]

Nvm

[little spruce]

TREA TURNER BABY

bro can someone else get on a god damn base?

[vapid obsidian]

Idk who ta take less for the streak

Shit etha or tbh

[half birch]

Is Martinez pulled

[junior aspen]

Uh…

Not quite

[half birch]

I said it when it was 6-6

[junior aspen]

Pray he gives something up now or gets yanked

[little spruce]

Damn I thought I cooked. Fried chalked. Expected better from the phillies hitting.

[half birch]

He got pulled I cashed

[little spruce]

Aaron nola pulled???

I pray he doesn’t

[half birch]

No Martinez

[junior aspen]

Nice

[half birch]

He’s in for the 6th

[river osprey]

F Perez

He is the worse pitcher of all time

Today has been something man

[half birch]

Need Witt to get a run

F

[little spruce]

DAMN IT NOLA NOOOOO BRUH

[cerulean tulip]

Nola had no hope, gave it back last inning just to take it away again

[calm plover]

infeild gives up a 7 foot single😂😂😂😂

troll

[little spruce]

Max fried pitching another inning perhaps?? Pitch counts not super high

[half birch]

He will pitch the 7th

[ionic shard]

brewers r selling

[sly plank]

💀

[quasi wraith]

That’s so free

I gotta start doing those

[ionic shard]

reds homer

[quasi wraith]

LMAOO 8-0 is insane work

[dawn urchin]

BULLIED

[quasi wraith]

Next time u do another one send me it

[little spruce]

Genuinely cannot stand being a padre fan 😭

or chargers. or lakers.

[sly plank]

I leave the Padres game during the 5th inning

Their record while I’m there so far is 1-4

[glacial oriole]

Fried respects coin

[unique hare]

Lakers fans acting like they struggle

Disgusting

[sly plank]

Facts, they can’t struggle if they got Bronny

[unique hare]

Future hofer

[worn cloud]

I need 1 more K Gibson

[patent moon]

He’s not touchin that rii??

[worn cloud]

He can still cash

If they win

[split radish]

bro castellanos

please man

i need tou

you

[pliant gust]

Jackson HR

[pliant gust]

Nah no QS or W

[vast blaze]

Fck Aaron Nola

Hooked me

[wheat spoke]

Do you get full money back?

If you use a discount

[pliant gust]

For discounts yes, not .5’s

[river osprey]

BOBBY WITT AND HARPER I NEED A HOME RUN

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-7076871773858896878

[weary mist]

always got the community on lock.

[wheat spoke]

Do Spence go over 3.5?

[river osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-gif-18059369

[half birch]

Your cooked it’s too late

[river osprey]

They still got one more at bat

I believe 🙏🏽

[pliant gust]

Old ass Johnny Cueto really about to pitch a normal inning count

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain any late nighters

[river osprey]

Who we thinking home runs for these late night games

[split radish]

Fuck you castellanks

castellanos

u bum ass sold me

[sly plank]

Feel like a Rooker night tbh

[split radish]

new member on the list!

[river osprey]

@sly plank Rooker, cal and ohtani might be the move

Jackson Merrill is on my banned list mf wanna hit a Home run the day I don’t bet on him

[little spruce]

bet on waldron

under ER

[frank moth]

How do yall do streaks ?

[sly plank]

Bronny o 24.5pts🔥🔥🔥

[calm plover]

paul skeenes due asf tom

[carmine quest]

scared me bro.

[calm plover]

nope

[carmine quest]

not yet🥲

[wheat spoke]

What’s a good 2 man

[carmine quest]

igy with one later

esports

how much time do i have for the streak😭

ima finish it by tmr

[slate bane]

The pain if u don’t hit it

[carmine quest]

real

[little spruce]

Bleday shit on that ball

Bleday Homer

[vapid obsidian]

Lol

[dawn urchin]

What a painful way to lose a NRFI in the rays game

[vapid obsidian]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[dawn urchin]

PAIN

[pliant gust]

Homers are always the worst

[vapid obsidian]

My streak gone once again

[half birch]

Need Witt 1.5 HRR need him to get a run

[dawn urchin]

It’s even worse when it’s 2 outs

[pliant gust]

Vinny 🤣

[half birch]

F

[vapid obsidian]

Facts like bra

Wdf

[little spruce]

Pepiot needa strike that mf out

took his strikeouts

[frank moth]

Gonna go 7/8 cause of gray 😭

[split radish]

wow today was a bad day

comeback tmr tho

[pliant gust]

Hooks all around

[worn cloud]

Bobby Witt sold my shit

[shy socket]

A win is a win ig

[ionic shard]

i need rays and mariners

rays looking shady. pepiot is awful

shaky

[split radish]

u made scraps from that

[split radish]

same

sucks

but i like the slate tmr

[shy socket]

Shi it’s still something

[split radish]

donovan under

[bleak mountain]

idk bro havent hit a slip in 3 days now

[split radish]

winker under donovan under

[split radish]

happened to me a while back

just gotta keep placing slips

[bleak mountain]

and keep on chalking

got it

[split radish]

😭😭

if u want i can send u my slip for tmr when i place it

[bleak mountain]

bro but its crazy

all my chalks been hooks

[split radish]

thats just how mlb be fr

i cant wait for nfl to comr back

[bleak mountain]

cant wait till i quit

realize ts isnt worth it

[split radish]

take a break fr

aja playing bad

[bleak mountain]

i hate when niggas say that

taking a break isnt gonna do shit

the world not gonna change

[pliant gust]

So close

[scarlet storm]

Bro boutta crash out 💀

[pliant gust]

Lol just take a nap you’ll be back at it tomorrow

[primal mountain]

yay

How's Spence doing?

lol

woo hoo Bleday!

[pliant gust]

3 Ks

[split radish]

cmon jack cash me out

[pliant gust]

Need him for my streak

[split radish]

Im starting one

Varsho went under luckily

flaherty 2Ks first inning

[pliant gust]

It’s still hot af rn out here someone hitting a homer in Dodger Stadium

[river osprey]

I’m about to crash out

[haughty trench]

WNBA specials are awful,., Wilson is like Kobe in the league and then she gets a special and turns into Thannasis

[gleaming plaza]

Shoulda taken baseball

[haughty trench]

Like gtfoh dawg

Yeah but she’s a lock every game

[river osprey]

Baseball been ahh today

[gleaming plaza]

They way better then risking on wnba

[haughty trench]

Never using a special again unless it’s a .5

Shits insane

[split radish]

@pliant gust i already got my streak pick for tmr

[gleaming plaza]

@haughty trench gibson hit

[slate bane]

That’s the only special there is 0.5s?

[pliant gust]

What you looking at

[carmine quest]

should i...

[vapid obsidian]

I gotta restart my streak man Cuxz of dat homer

[dawn urchin]

A’s/Rays NRFI might have sold my other slip but I GOT THIS HIT

[pliant gust]

Isn’t Draken usually higher

[carmine quest]

sometimes

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cook-chef-masterchef-lilb-gif-13910066

LETS GO TINNNN

[carmine quest]

but considering that its my second to last prop, im gonna double guess myself each time

[gleaming plaza]

Wheres my 99% split?

[dawn urchin]

& I got hired today

[sick vine]

New job!!!

[dawn urchin]

(I was already hired) but was waiting for screenings to pass

[sick vine]

LETS GO!!

[dawn urchin]

THE UD LIFE WILL NOT STOP

[dawn urchin]

Totally not eyeing some tasty NRFI picks for tomorrow if they get put up at even value

[tepid mountain]

What you thinking?

[pliant gust]

Randy just almost got another homer on Jack

[unique hare]

Yeah tinman

[dawn urchin]

TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY SILK

[unique hare]

Fr

[dawn urchin]

& still have the opportunity to get on Emma

[unique hare]

Karatsev the real mvp

[dawn urchin]

I’m already looking at tomorrows board

[unique hare]

Didnt i say were both cashing

I never lie

[dawn urchin]

SILK THE TRUTH

[ionic shard]

will the rats sell me 😭

rays**

pepiot is trash.

[dawn urchin]

THAT BUM sold me with a 1st inning HR… with 2 outs

[ionic shard]

i drafted him before on sunday slider

or one of those drafts. ended up in a minus

something told me to take the rays tonight idk why.

they just tied it

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-and-grind-gif-21005026

[split radish]

Cmon flaherty 5 more

[calm plover]

flaherty sucks😂😂

struggling vs the mariners man

[primal mountain]

oh damn this hit

wtf, how did Vladdy hit?

Whoever told me Spence was shit.....YOU WERE WRONG

[little spruce]

im so cooked

[primal mountain]

WOO HOO ANOTHER RESUCE/REFUND

come on luxxy

[vapid obsidian]

Man Joey goin crazy

Errybody else juh chalkin

[primal mountain]

and I'm still at work solving a network issue

I'm about to say "fuck this shit" and go home

lol

[little spruce]

Pepiot one more strikeout 🙏

2-2 count. And you smack him with the ball.

Pepiot banned? Took his k’s for lower money and he’s about to sell

[frank moth]

Jack is so bad

[river osprey]

Is pepiot still in ?

Nvm yeah he is

[little spruce]

thank god

PULL THRU JACK

[primal mountain]

LUX HR INCOMING

[river osprey]

TEOSCAR HR INCOMING

TEOSCAR I NEEDDD A HR

PLEASE PAPA

[primal mountain]

no Lux HR this time around 😭

Flaherty is flah, huh?

[sinful thunder]

@primal mountain have yourself a day young man

[forest fjord]

Devin Williams sold

W

[little spruce]

Tomorrows slate 🔥🔥

skenes, cease, skubal.

[forest fjord]

LOL

Bro mad cuz Devin Williams threw 8 balls in a row

[knotty aspen]

A’ja Wilson selling is so sick man

[primal mountain]

Yeah...once this bs network issue came up

I completely forgot about baseball lol

[heady hound]

ain even trynna be sexist but im done betting on women.

[haughty trench]

It’s crazy dawg

This is the Jokic of WNBA rn and shorty couldn’t sniff a 20 ball the night she gets a special… I’m sure dawg

[heady hound]

laughed at what u said cs the shit so true

i cant even be mad its on me cs i chose her discount

[valid plover]

Othani please 2 bases

[heady hound]

wish we were able to vote on certain players as a discord on who we want to have discounts for

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

@primal mountain YOU ARE ON FIRE TODAY

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HATES NETWORK ISSUES

[river osprey]

Does flat and Logan get another inning?

[dawn urchin]

I could see it but you never know with how they treat pitchers now

[river osprey]

Yeah true

[half birch]

Arenado walk off grand slam

[heady hound]

@primal mountain do you post all of your plays cs yo shi be cashing and i need sum 😂

[marble mirage]

Joey knows ball

[heady hound]

been on a skid for 2 weeks

im so broke i cant even buy myself an uber

[ashen reef]

Please freddie

[ionic shard]

brewers sold for me in the most epic way possible

[ashen reef]

Yesss

[gleaming plaza]

@dawn urchin

Just cashed on soccer again

I had a lock bro but i had to gatekeep only shared it to @carmine quest cause the Ud server luck be getting me

[dawn urchin]

HE DONT MISS

[gleaming plaza]

Ts was free asf

Bro

even with the bump

[dawn urchin]

That’s crazy for that to be even money vs LAFC

[gleaming plaza]

Last time they played lafc had 23 shots and zack made 8 saves

And it was last month

And last game zack had like 7-8 saves with the other team making 22 shots

[glacial oriole]

Today was only a sleeper day

[gleaming plaza]

Charge that phone @clever otter

[cosmic stump]

Live bet cash 😭

[glacial oriole]

might be the best troll in this chat

?

😹

[cosmic stump]

Fr idk who said he was a good pitcher 😂

[primal mountain]

THANK YOU MUNCY FOR BRINGING LUX HOME!!!

LFG LUXXY!!!!

What what? Lol

[river osprey]

Ohtani and cal HR pleaseeee

[primal mountain]

I do...but dont win all the time

Im really bad

There are guys on here that win consistently

[heady hound]

honestly i’ll take anything

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY ON FIRE TODAY

[ashen reef]

Can Randy get a base?

[primal mountain]

funny thing is...that the last two slips...I just glanced at research for a second...and submitted

lol

[tepid mountain]

Gavin Lux deserves the electric chair

Cost me flahrety outs

[primal mountain]

He hit HRR for me 😦

[tepid mountain]

Such an easy play to make and you just completely miss the ball

[primal mountain]

hook-murdered her LOL

but the slip she was on failed

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HAS SO MANY GREEN DOTS TODAY

[sinful thunder]

[primal mountain]

Flaherty could've saved this slip 😭

[sinful thunder]

Does flaherty fpts miss because of that ground ball error

[dawn urchin]

HES ACTING LIKE HE WAS NOT ON ABSOLUTE FIRE TODAY

[dawn urchin]

Runs that are scored on errors don’t count against the FP

Since they are unearned runs

[sinful thunder]

I meant more because he won't get qs

[dawn urchin]

Just looked nope he will not get the QS points. He fell 1 out short

[primal mountain]

i wasn't!

[sinful thunder]

I know lol, I'm curious what his line was set at

[primal mountain]

i lost a few slips too

[sinful thunder]

And if that makes the difference in his higher/lower finish

[dawn urchin]

WE LIKE FOCUSING ON THE POSITIVES HERE

[dawn urchin]

With my quick math he’s at 32 FP including 5 points for the W. I would highly doubt he went over very confident he went under

[frank moth]

1 base from Randy and 1 from othani

Hopefully

[sinful thunder]

Was the line 40.5?

I think that's what I saw but wasn't sure

[dawn urchin]

Like came out at 37.5 so the 40.5 would make sense

Easy under

[primal mountain]

YOU WON MORE THAN ME TODAY THAT'S FOR SURE

[dawn urchin]

& I LOSE WAY MORE AS WELL

[dawn urchin]

Joey is the responsible, wise and nature person out of all us here. The rest of us bet like headless chickens

[sinful thunder]

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN AHHHHH

[dawn urchin]

FADE THE TWITTER “experts”

[primal mountain]

well...actually...the twitter "expert" I was following had a couple of picks hit that I put on my slips LOL

https://tenor.com/qgNkIp2pvoz.gif

[dawn urchin]

EXCEPT THESE “experts” THEY ARE GOOD… today at least

[sinful thunder]

Yeah that sucks, the lux ground ball did bork the fpts smash

[primal mountain]

note to self: Flaherty can't get 8 K's

[dawn urchin]

@sinful thunder You see this from Joey he’s been holding out the goods on us… never letting us know about his golden goose “TWITTER EXPERTS”

[dawn urchin]

Did you take his over Ks?

[primal mountain]

yeah

from the twitter expert

LMAO

he also said Simeon K's under 3.5

[dawn urchin]

IM SO HAPPY TOMORROWS NRFI ARE UP

[primal mountain]

that was wrong

[narrow harbor]

Flaherty such a bum

[primal mountain]

even ballparkpal got Flaherty's K's wrong

lol

[dawn urchin]

As I’ve come to learn “go with the masses and you’ll get massacred”

[little spruce]

Aja sold me so hard

[pliant gust]

Is it just me or are favorite players not saving

[dusty jolt]

Holy fcking sht bro

[dawn urchin]

Honestly can’t say I’ve ever used that feature

[pliant gust]

It just sat at 7.5 all day that’s what worried me

[dusty jolt]

Underdog AJA discount missed, chalkboard I lost $60 today

Sleeper I lost 1/2

WHAT IS GOING ON

THIS MONTH HAS BEEN ABSOLTELY TERIBLE

[ashen reef]

Ofc will wants to do sum

[scarlet crow]

How many discounts hit

[little spruce]

I think just Kyle Gibson

Correct me if im wrong tho

[pliant gust]

3/4

[pliant gust]

Aja was the only one that didn’t hit

[little spruce]

shit im trippin wtf

[dawn urchin]

Everyone but the Wilson one… guess which one I took?

[marble mirage]

Collier?

[dawn urchin]

NOPE WILSON BECAUSE IM A SUCKER

[marble mirage]

You will get it back

😂

[dawn urchin]

If we have to start doing research on discounts we are screwed

[marble mirage]

TinMan is too busy cooking up the tennis locks

[dawn urchin]

NRFI/Tennis treated me well today

[marble mirage]

BANG

COMMON TINMAN W

[dawn urchin]

#╰⛳・other-picks happy that the tennis pick hit since I posted it here as well

[marble mirage]

🤩

Tennis feeds

[primal mountain]

WHAT THE????? YOU WON!

[primal mountain]

GIMME THE LOCKS

[dawn urchin]

I WON 1 SLIP…. You won like 4 & hit a boat load of green

[primal mountain]

You exactly know how much a "boat load" is to me on here LOL

[dawn urchin]

But it was a good day for all the buddies. You hit, I hit, Siphon hit, & even silk hit

[trim oak]

I made $800 today

big bangs

bruh I still can’t send my images

[red bough]

^ Whats up with that

I can't either

[trim oak]

They say I gotta lvl up

[red bough]

Makes sense for me lol. I just joined the server a couple days ago

[sly fjord]

bro

i took aja discount n faded the others

but ud was one step ahead

[somber turret]

Damn 😳

[sinful thunder]

https://x.com/theaceofspaeder/status/1826398171188396214?s=46&t=miac9C_9V9Ga-0v-2jlQZg

Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) on X

#Reds Joey Votto could come out of retirement and go 0-for-477 and still have a higher lifetime on-base percentage than Tony Gwynn.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 11:17 PM

[marble mirage]

That's crazy

Votto just walked at a crazy rate

Compared to Gwynn

Even tho Gwynn hit for a much higher average

[sinful thunder]

https://x.com/sbpadres/status/1826408999316849086?t=l30kO8C1h6IyWORNeaSU2Q&s=19

dagopads (@sbpadres) on X

@theaceofspaeder Joey Votto could change his mind and (if he could find a team to take him) average 200 hits a year for 5 more seasons (even though his career high was 185) and still have less hits than Tony Gwynn

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 12:00 AM

[stiff turret]

You can post different apps just like advertise different apps

[sinful thunder]

I think I'm gonna set up a whop account this wknd. I missed the only fans boat, this is the next best thing

[stiff turret]

Better be seeing some grippers

[dry flare]

pp server has no chill when it comes to that. here they dont care (as much)

[stiff turret]

I knew lorenzen was him

Gibson was bleh

[pliant gust]

Bido been sliding

[stiff turret]

You guys like Bido today?

I was thinking springs and quantril

[pliant gust]

Quantril got Corbin on the other side too

[split radish]

Yes

Great matchup for him

[stiff turret]

Okay I'll switch up my line up

[split radish]

they have his PO line at 15.5 on UD at normal value

i might take that

[pliant gust]

Was at 16.5 last night I believe

[stiff turret]

I like this one

[primal monolith]

Paul skenes under 40.5 or over 1.5 Earned runs???

[stiff turret]

I think steele throws this one

[pliant gust]

Detroit offense been better Meadows, Green, Carpenter

Lo💩💩 matchup looks reallly good but he’s been worse than a cherry bomb

[split radish]

RUN IT BACK STREAKS

[dry flare]

why is everyone on bido today?

[split radish]

really good matchup vs tb

[dry flare]

i might tail his Ks then

[sinful thunder]

Let's ride

[sly plank]

What times do rivals usually come up?

[dawn urchin]

Honestly it varies no set time sadly

[barren stone]

Cole & Williams YRFI

-Judge batting 420 in the first inning, 980 SLG
-Soto batting 337 1.143 OPS in first inning
-Williams has a 5.00ERA in first inning

Quantrill & Corbin NRFI

-Quantrill has a 2.63 ERA in first inning
-Corbin hs a 3.69 ERA in first inning, better than his full game ERA

[split radish]

Burnes is going under sorry

[stiff turret]

I dig it

[split radish]

nah its cuz im an astros fan

so i gotta say that

Lmaoo

Lets gooo

[primal mountain]

question: With Flaherty shitting the bed....what stat do you think, in your opinion, could have predicted anything that he would have shit on the bed last night?

[stiff turret]

He had a fine outting. I don't think he shat the bed

[primal mountain]

well, for all intents and purposes, the consensus in here last night was he shat the bed

lol

I needed 8 Ks from him

he didn't make it 😭

[thorn lantern]

Rockies all day!

Best money maker

[pliant gust]

Seattle strikeouts more at home if that’s worth anything

And Jack has been contact prone

[primal mountain]

But no stat could ..... "indicate" that?

I don't watch too much baseball on TV

Probably batter contact%

but I don't think they have that for each matchup, historically

[pliant gust]

Strike zone percentage maybe

[primal mountain]

BvP K zone percentage?

[split radish]

look at FIP, BABIP, how many average pitches for at bat

[primal mountain]

Ah BABIP could help identify ..... thanks @split radish

[split radish]

yep yep

[primal mountain]

I've always used BABIP on the batter side

[split radish]

i use it on both

[dawn urchin]

YALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS… I HATE WORKING PARLAY TIME

[stiff turret]

One day one of these will hit

[dawn urchin]

Me when I see @split radish & @primal mountain using actual research & stats… I use VIBES

[thorn lantern]

In hoping it’s today 😭😭

[thorn lantern]

Deadass fml I just wanna cybertruck 😭

[stiff turret]

Why

They look so stupid

They break all the time

[thorn lantern]

They look super tough to me 😭

[stiff turret]

There's like 3 recalls on them

[dawn urchin]

HE IS HERE FOR THE VIBES & GOOD TIME

[thorn lantern]

That’s for any car tbh my 2020 accord had like 2 recalls in the past year 😭

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoo definitly vibes 😭 be looking like the wnba baddie roster here 😭

[stiff turret]

You need 2 of those slips to hit to afford one though

[thorn lantern]

Thank goodness I make 10 at a time 😭😭

I just peeped I made mad mistake in that slip

[scarlet crow]

Feel you smh

[thorn lantern]

Tovar 2 bases not 2 hits and Cole 5 strikeouts

[dawn urchin]

So does everyone on here work with excel spreadsheets?!?

[thorn lantern]

Inquiring variances be the worst 😭😭

[thorn lantern]

Facts that’s literally the only way to get the job done

[scarlet crow]

Bruh I just be clicking in random cells sometimes just to look busy

[dawn urchin]

@thorn lantern & @scarlet crow understanding the spreadsheet struggles & language

[thorn lantern]

Lnaoooo 😭

[dry flare]

click autofill to look productive lol

[dawn urchin]

YALL HEAR THAT KODAI BOSS HE BE FAKING WORK

[scarlet crow]

Mmmmm you on to something

[scarlet crow]

Hes lying!!

90% of the time at work I’m making slips

[thorn lantern]

Currently me , I’m the only one here today , I feel like I got the Jordan Poole effect when there no baddies around 😭

[dawn urchin]

HE WORKING…. That UD bread

[scarlet crow]

You can’t wfh?

[thorn lantern]

I can but I’m new need them to see this face 😭

[dry flare]

90% of my job is "research" and i dont work in R&D lol

[thorn lantern]

Lmaooo on everything😭😭

[thorn lantern]

lol one slip away from quiting 😁😁

[scarlet crow]

Making slips>actually doing my job

[dawn urchin]

What I’ve learned this morning from Mannys spreadsheet THE 2024 UNIVERSITY HEALTH ADMINISTRATION AGREEMENT CAN SUCK IT

[thorn lantern]

That’s @scarlet crow , but facts !! 😭😭

[primal mountain]

but you benefit

[dawn urchin]

Correction @scarlet crow IT SUCKS

[scarlet crow]

Random question but who y’all think is better kyrie or dame

[primal mountain]

because we share that information in the form of picks

lol

[dawn urchin]

This is how you now Kodai got too much free time at work

[dry flare]

better in 2024 or all time?

[scarlet crow]

Someone asked me and it got me thinking 🤣🤣

[scarlet crow]

All time

[dry flare]

kyrie

[stiff turret]

2024 kyrie was better then 2024 dame i won't be taking questions at this time

[scarlet crow]

What if kyrie didn’t have a ring

[stiff turret]

stupid bucks not winning 50 games this year

I'm not mad

(I'm mad)

[thorn lantern]

Kyrie , cause he got a better bag

[dawn urchin]

I think if you are being fair I feel Dame should be but I feel Kyrie having that shot & ring will rank him higher.

[scarlet crow]

But if you replace kyrie with dame on that Cavs team would they still win

[stiff turret]

Prolly

[dawn urchin]

I feel so but what I feel helps Kyrie is how beloved & respected he is by his peers

[stiff turret]

I don't think there's a big gap between them

[dry flare]

this is so true

[thorn lantern]

That’s a hard ass question

[dawn urchin]

I feel like everything they each have strengths & weaknesses. Kyrie better ball handler & finisher at the time. Dame better shooter & floor spacer because of the attention he demands. Both suck on defense

[scarlet crow]

Kyrie been playing decent defense recently tbh

But yea both not the best defensively

[thorn lantern]

Cause we would need to know how dame plays when it reduces his shot attempt , the bucks project gave a small sample size and if wasnt that good

[scarlet crow]

I think bucks will be alot better this year

They can possibly win it all

[thorn lantern]

This is facts

[dawn urchin]

Agree

[scarlet crow]

But idk if they can beat Boston

Boston starting 5 is still crazy

[dawn urchin]

It’s time for me to start sweating my tennis slips

[calm plover]

gary trent w nice additions for bucks

a

[dry flare]

you think they win back to back?

[calm plover]

no

okc got it

[dawn urchin]

Hot take in my neighborhood people are always walking their dogs… I swear one of these days someone is going to get into a fist fight over defending their dog

[scarlet crow]

If I had to guess I’d say yes

[thorn lantern]

I don’t wanna start nothing but I got the Knicks this year 😭😭

[scarlet crow]

They got the best team as of rn

[dawn urchin]

& I find it incredibly stupid

[scarlet crow]

Knicks had a nice offseason

[calm plover]

okc would make it close ngl

[thorn lantern]

The power of friendship gotta win a chip

[scarlet crow]

Nah I think they frauds

[calm plover]

how

[scarlet crow]

I just don’t believe in them

[calm plover]

shai almosy 1v5d the mavs lmao

[scarlet crow]

I think shai over rated

[dry flare]

what?

[calm plover]

😂😂😂

[scarlet crow]

Ok not frauds but I don’t think they a championship team

[calm plover]

they pushed the mavs to 6 w shai 1v5ing

[thorn lantern]

If Miami develops Ke’lare ware through the reg season they gotta high chance of winning the chip

All they was missing was a true big man

[dry flare]

sadly, in the end its all about who stays healthy

[calm plover]

shai averged 32 8 9 lmao

he had mkre rbs a game then chet

and blocks😂😂😂

caruso addition is jice asf

and i hart

[scarlet crow]

I just don’t see okc beating Dallas or Minnesota or Denver

[calm plover]

id favor em over denever

[scarlet crow]

Nobody believes in Philly?

[calm plover]

no

[scarlet crow]

They got a good team

[calm plover]

lmao

[thorn lantern]

Paul George a coin flip

[scarlet crow]

East gonna be crazy

[calm plover]

woahhh

[stiff turret]

Don't love just mitch at center

[thorn lantern]

Undersized PF gunna hurt them

[calm plover]

@scarlet crow i will NOT be believing in the wolves untill rudy bum ass off the team

[scarlet crow]

They got Drummond, Caleb Martin, Reggie Jackson, Eric Gordon all off the bench

[calm plover]

pg 6.9 lmao

[pliant gust]

Smart man

KAT don’t make it no better

[scarlet crow]

KAT is the lowest IQ player I’ve ever seen in my life

[stiff turret]

Yeah

[calm plover]

and nuggets keep loosing players

while not adding

[scarlet crow]

Yea nuggets need to make a move

[thorn lantern]

If you peep the game PG played when he played the lakers and nuggets, and Dallas you noticed PG never productive when it’s a PF his size or bigger

[calm plover]

rn id favor okc w ac and ihart over dallas

[thorn lantern]

I learned my lesson from all those RA I put over on him this season 😭

[calm plover]

man who gonna gaurd shai on dallas klay????

bbq chicken

[scarlet crow]

If Randle can play team ball I can see the Knicks being nice

But I don’t see that happening

[calm plover]

i see. them tryin to trade randle ngl

[scarlet crow]

Trade him for Lauri

[calm plover]

randle thier 2nd best player

[scarlet crow]

He selfish tho

[thorn lantern]

They bugging gotta keep him for a chip level team

[calm plover]

depends what u get for him

they jeer a c

[thorn lantern]

Money wise right cause he fits that team imo

[scarlet crow]

Trade him for a bag of Doritos at this point

[calm plover]

ok man

he’s nice

[scarlet crow]

Sometimes yea

He just a worse Zion

[calm plover]

he can shoot

[thorn lantern]

Chill giving 20pts 10 rebounds and 5 assist

[scarlet crow]

Pelicans sleeper next season

They gon make a run

[calm plover]

who’s their center😭😭

[thorn lantern]

He was eating this season before injury

[split radish]

theis 😭

or missi maybe

[calm plover]

i don’t see pels working

at all

zion bi and murray

[scarlet crow]

Pelicans always been at the top of the west when healthy

[calm plover]

nasty ass spacing

[thorn lantern]

They need to trade BI

[calm plover]

they gotta trade bi

[split radish]

u got trigga coming off the bench

[scarlet crow]

Cj and Murray backcourt gonna be nice

[calm plover]

naw start him and trade ni

[split radish]

Cj ass

[calm plover]

bi

[thorn lantern]

Send BI to Utah

For markken

[split radish]

Best backcourt is still kyrie and luka

[scarlet crow]

Bi Zion cj dejounte and herb jones a nice small ball 5

[calm plover]

shooting is ass

and defense

[scarlet crow]

Wym herb and Murray lock down defenders

They should get vucevic

[calm plover]

zion bi cj not guardin air

[thorn lantern]

I feel Murray gunna have more ticks than CJ if he don’t step up

[calm plover]

they can have him for free😂😂😂

he sucks

[scarlet crow]

You sleep

[thorn lantern]

CJ slowly gunna progress to the bench which is crazy cause he’s nice

[calm plover]

cuh u haven’t watched him for 2-3 years

[scarlet crow]

He a consistent 10 rebounds a game and can shoot

[calm plover]

not anymore

his shot has been getting worse and worse

he’s a negative defender

[scarlet crow]

He can still help a team out big time

[calm plover]

he’d be eliye on the bucks tho

[calm plover]

idk

their inside defense woikd be so bad

idk why pels stopped w jonas lmao

[scarlet crow]

I bet on Jonas so many times and they would just bench him for no reason

[calm plover]

shit was so annoying😂😂

[scarlet crow]

Nah Fr even when he was playing good they’d sit him

Made no sense

Benched him for Larry nance to come in and brick 3s

[restive bramble]

Can judge go over 1.5 hrr today

[calm plover]

wizards signed him to trade him laywe😂😂

[twilit panther]

Yes

[restive bramble]

Bet bet just had to ask cause my boy got him going under I’m like you taking the under on judge is crazy work

Against judge that’s crazy fr

[twilit panther]

Fading Judge is so risky

That guy could go yard at any point

You either do the over or don’t touch him

[split radish]

lowk move zion to the 5

😂😂😂

Fat ass mf he only gonna get fatter

[scarlet crow]

Nah he lost hella weight

[restive bramble]

My point exactly but hey that’s his bet not mines

[restive bramble]

Facts facts

[calm plover]

zion guarding wemby😭😭

or embiid 😂😂

[dry flare]

i think contractually he has to stay under a certain target

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-bron-scared-im-scared-gif-9086856978205918508

[tropic karma]

Who got a solid lock for this afternoon

[scarlet crow]

Professional athlete that can’t stay in shape is crazy

[scarlet crow]

You sleep he nice when he not hurt

[dry flare]

he eats his emotions

[twilit panther]

Yeah he might regret it possibly

[dry flare]

when is he not hurt tho?

[restive bramble]

Most definitely will nd when he cashes ima go back nd be like so wat happened now bro should have listened

[twilit panther]

Haha I’m hoping that’s the case

[restive bramble]

Ahah yea me too cause he on my slip today to go over

Don’t wanna let myself down lol

[barren stone]

Thank you!

[dry flare]

katie you posted some picks?

[twilit panther]

I think he’s on a lot of people’s slips lol

[dry flare]

i see now... tailing

[barren stone]

Yeah early this morning, I start my senior year of college today so had to get them in early lol

[twilit panther]

Love the first inning picks! Tailed as well🔥

[barren stone]

Thanks!

[primal mountain]

I THINK I MAY HAVE SOLVED MY NETWORK ISSUE FROM LAST NIGHT

woo hoo

[twilit panther]

Big dubs

[restive bramble]

Shit bet he is

[primal mountain]

I wonder what was up with all the Spence hate yesterday

[dawn urchin]

JOEY THE HANDYMAN

[restive bramble]

Yea he soared yesterday.

[thorn lantern]

Someone can review this slip for me?

[twilit panther]

No surprises haha

[primal mountain]

Tovar ate it yesterday....you still trust him?

[dawn urchin]

MANNY REALLY WANTS THAT TRUCK

[thorn lantern]

Yeah cause it looks like he misses 1 per game , plus thier pitcher isn’t that great today

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-truck-elon-musk-outerspacefrisbee-gif-24405598

[thorn lantern]

Same goes for bases

[primal mountain]

Tovar's hitting .150 against LHPs between August 1st and today

you don't want to even know what his OPS is

his wRC+ is 3

[twilit panther]

Not good that’s for sure

[primal mountain]

so there's a chance he'll get a hit

[twilit panther]

Doyle and Rodgers probably the best picks for Rockies today

[primal mountain]

He has 20 PA with an OPS of .400

From Fangraphs....Colorado batters hitting stats when playing AWAY from Aug. 1-today

[twilit panther]

Yeah Rodgers looks nice today

[primal mountain]

use this as a factor, but as you know....stats don't mean jack shit when they pull a HR out of their ass

batter comparison from Swish Analytics

and you're right, @twilit panther .... Rodgers does look good today

[twilit panther]

He’s hitting .462 against Corbin career wise

[primal mountain]

Away stats for Colorado

thinking I might go Rodgers HRR today

[twilit panther]

Hits lefties really well too

[wild needle]

I need a lock 3 man

[pliant gust]

Patrick Corbin is the primary factor to consider

[wild needle]

who should it be

[pliant gust]

That he’s cheeks

[primal mountain]

Rodgers is slugging .846 against Corbin, career

Rodgers TB has better multiplier

[wild needle]

^

[twilit panther]

That’s what I ran

Rodgers over 1.5 TBs

[primal mountain]

Statcast search results matchup between Rodgers and Corbin....look at that wOBA!

[thorn lantern]

Thank you @primal mountain

[primal mountain]

it's a risk

but....anything can happen

[thorn lantern]

lol I’ll take that risk tbh - if Doyle and Rodger does what they did yesterday it’s a win , if Tovar and Tiflis bounce back from yesterday game it’s still a win 😭

[split radish]

Took his over 1.5 TB 😏

[quasi wraith]

WHO fw dis

[twilit panther]

It is a risk but I like the chances for Rodgers more than anyone else on the Rockies besides maybe Doyle

[silent ember]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-colorado-arenado-nolan-gif-13280094

[primal mountain]

went with this

I keep betting picks in the same game

smh

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES EARLY BASEBALL

[thorn lantern]

Rodger’s a lock for bases I see 😭

[primal mountain]

I bet 3 of those guys with FP will get HBP

[primal mountain]

not a lock, but a possibility

[thorn lantern]

That’s a great sign then 😭

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-hit-down-fall-simpsons-gif-14911949

[thorn lantern]

Hopefully Cody gets these 2bases 😭

[thorn lantern]

😭😭😭

[tardy hull]

Does skenes allow walks?

[tardy hull]

G looks I’m not taking that lol

Too iffy

[stiff turret]

I took skenes vs the reds

[honest jolt]

How you get free square

[stiff turret]

They just look so lost at times

[tardy hull]

What you take?

Need 1 more pick for this

[stiff turret]

I took his fp over

I donate often

So i wouldn't tail

[tardy hull]

😂😂😂I feel that

Thankyou for being honest lol

Somebody else woulda said some BS like they got a 60% win rate lol

[dawn urchin]

JOEY REALLY LOVES MORNING BASEBALL

[tardy hull]

I’m finna see what’s popular on Pikkit

[split radish]

Did u take rodgers TB

[tardy hull]

Saying that but not dropping option is Krazy work

What you cooked up?

Aight then stay in yo lane Kyler Murray

[scarlet crow]

Bruh go get a couch stop making parlays🤣

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/uWBN.gif

[tardy hull]

Aye man relax on my offer up suggestions 😂😂😂

[primal mountain]

#┆⚾・baseball message

[tardy hull]

I’m trynna hit so I can get a couch lol

[vivid lotus]

Do u guys think Soto gets a hit?

[tardy hull]

This gotta be a hit

Bro I have a couch in trolling

No way you just looked up my IG

[scarlet crow]

I’m dead🤣🤣🤣

Bro be chilling on the floor

[tardy hull]

You can literally see the inside of my crib on IG

and my whip 😂 I drive a 2021 Chrysler

[hard mist]

Why ain’t bro screenshoting

[tardy hull]

And them not OGs throw them away

Sike wtf 😂

They not worth a damn

[vivid lotus]

Is it risky to take padres ML?

[tardy hull]

120 resale value lol

[scarlet crow]

Hope this hit so you can get a couch gang 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[tardy hull]

Preciate it broski

[tardy hull]

Very true 😂😂😂, if it’s one thing I know it’s shoes

I know gang lol

😂😂😂😂

Next time you look up my instagram imma follow ya girl

[weary mist]

the hell did i walk into.

[tardy hull]

On GOD

[barren stone]

Insure

[tardy hull]

As long as you come with some 🍃

[scarlet crow]

Pmo I need a pair of clean black shoes I can wear everyday casually

[weary mist]

@long gorge even if this is a joke can we do something

[tardy hull]

Bro new balances or sambas

Ewwwwwwwww

[pliant gust]

Trevor Rodgers got sent down lol that was quick

[scarlet crow]

I used to have black cats

Y’all fw ASICS?

Gg he got banned 🤣

[pliant gust]

Lol damn

[tardy hull]

All black new balances, ASICS, or forces

For comfort I would go new balance or ASICS

[calm plover]

y’all banned homie cuz his gf was 15 man wtf

[tardy hull]

Yes bro , they cookin rn in the lab

[calm plover]

such a unfunny troll lmao

[tardy hull]

He deadass got banned? 😂😂😂

Omg

[weary mist]

can’t joke about that shit these days

[scarlet crow]

They got sum coming out?

[calm plover]

yea lmao

[stiff turret]

Wtf

[pliant gust]

I don’t own any ASICS but they aren’t bad

[azure nebula]

They comfy asf bro

[tardy hull]

Closer to the end of the year, I recommend the 1130s

[scarlet crow]

The gel lyte 3s nice af

[scarlet crow]

I feel like everyone got these

[tardy hull]

Hell you said casual you ain’t say you wanted to stand out

You trynna stand out I got some shiggity for you

[scarlet crow]

Nah I like casual shoes but not something everyone got

[tardy hull]

Protection pack 2002R new balance

[long gorge]

yeah we're a verified Discord server and jokes like that could result in a warning for our discord so we have to treat it seriously

[scarlet crow]

You know saucony?

[scarlet crow]

Oh nah these tuff 🔥🔥🔥

[tardy hull]

Bro him and Joe fresh goods my favorite shoe designers rn

They good and they don’t cost a bunch, I don’t own a pair yet tho

But that’s a shoe that everyone not gone have

[scarlet crow]

Oh I didn’t even know it was a person 🤣

I thought it was a shoe brand

[tardy hull]

It is, the person who own it that’s his last name

[tardy hull]

I know he sick to his stomach rn 😂

[scarlet crow]

These tuff

[tardy hull]

I’d probably go with the grey or green colorways for sure

[weary mist]

“oh my God oh my God did they think i was serious??? are the cops coming???”

“fuuuuck dude”

[tardy hull]

No more free plays lol he panicking rn

He gone make a new page and come back watch this 😂

[pliant gust]

Straight out the 80s

[scarlet crow]

Yea I got the gray pair and nobody knows what they are 🤣

[tardy hull]

Very slept on shoe

It’s a lot of small shoe brands that got heat, problem is everyone on a hype beats wave so nobody go lookin for the underground heat

[scarlet crow]

Fax everyone a hypebeast

[scarlet crow]

What underground brands got heat rn

[sweet sundial]

🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[tardy hull]

Saucony, ASICS, converse, purple goose, and Salomon just to name a few

Also adidas, Nike, and underarmour have some shoes that’s not overhyped and are good

A Nike show I think is hyped but is worth the hype is the Vomeros. Those are clean asf

[primal mountain]

😁

[restive bramble]

You flexed or standard it

[primal mountain]

flexed it

[restive bramble]

Bet I seen it last min

Locked in

[primal mountain]

ugh Rodgers