┆⚾・baseball

[stiff turret]

Maybe gives up a solo homer

As a treat

[tawdry dagger]

might play this

[stiff turret]

He's terrified

Shaking in his boots

[vocal spindle]

Only 2

[glacial oriole]

Should i take Estes over on fantasy points or under on baz fantasy points

[primal mountain]

thanks

[vocal spindle]

Why?

[glacial oriole]

under 39.5 fantasy points

[stiff turret]

Same

I have under 40

[glacial oriole]

It’s probably chalk though

[strong cloak]

ive only seen this guy lose lol

[edgy shore]

Yo Jp

[vocal spindle]

Wassup

[wraith wraith]

stopped listening to this dude after he went 0-6 one time

[safe snow]

Will zack wheeler get +5 quality start or chalk

[weary mist]

yes

[edgy shore]

Shane pitching outs over 👀

[stiff turret]

wheeler hit fp

[pliant gust]

He be lying in his write ups anyway

[safe snow]

I got him late at 38.5

[stiff turret]

he's at 36 rn + 5 from qs

you're good

[glacial oriole]

RAGANS ALLOWED A HOMER IM SAFE

[stiff turret]

Pog

still alive

[vocal spindle]

lol Ragans homered on

[safe snow]

Thanks man 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻

[vocal spindle]

Cash the Ragans unders

[stiff turret]

they didn't pull him

[vocal spindle]

424’

Jeez

[ashen reef]

Any slips for the games coming up?

[stiff turret]

i have dodgers guy 5.5ks

and over over fp

pull ragans as a treat

[strong cloak]

suzuki please dont let us lose on free from hector neris day

[vocal spindle]

Luis Gil is a free under these days

3 innings?

[pliant gust]

He’s gone now

[vocal spindle]

He’s so bad at managing his pitch count

[glacial oriole]

Ragans pulled i just had the biggest save ever

[vocal spindle]

lol

[stiff turret]

@glacial oriole hell yeah brother

never a doubt in my mind

[glacial oriole]

Teoscar and Baz for 200 i’m begging

[glacial oriole]

Totally was sweat free

[unborn yoke]

Cole wtf bro

[weary mist]

LMAOOOO INSANE CASH WTF. 😭😭😭

luckiest cash of my life.

[vocal spindle]

Yall got so lucky lol

Went from striking out the side to solo homer, walk and hit by pitch

[weary mist]

wasn’t even research bro

[stiff turret]

for real

[glacial oriole]

No ragans is just moose

[dawn urchin]

ROAD TO 1K

[stiff turret]

I mean

Vibes felt right

[dawn urchin]

Y’all cooking today?

[river oar]

bangggg

[digital raptor]

can ragans get the W if royals win

[stiff turret]

no

[weary mist]

no

[stiff turret]

he left losing

[weary mist]

he’s officially chakked

chalked

[digital raptor]

damn im the only one who took his over 😭

mf choked

[stiff turret]

he really did

[copper epoch]

Why they bring him back bra

Fml

[strong cloak]

BELLI

MY BABY BOY

[solar tulip]

Robbie hitting that 💪🏽

[unborn yoke]

Didn’t he get a QS

[pliant gust]

No

Runs plus no 6 innings

[unborn yoke]

I though it was 5 and no higher then 3 runs

[sinful thunder]

Decent night

[sinful thunder]

6 and 3 or less

[bleak mountain]

lower on teo?

[twilit panther]

Nothing crazy I love it

[unborn yoke]

Oh my bad it’s a win that’s five innings 😭

[pliant gust]

So close to a Contreras homer

[river oar]

another

[dawn urchin]

MY DUDE HAS FACETIME CALLS WITH BADDIES

[stiff turret]

i should try this play; announce my picks after they hit

[dawn urchin]

Me as well at worst a refund W

[dawn urchin]

SPACE DONT MISS

[slate bane]

@long gorge

[pale urchin]

Cmon Jose

[brittle glacier]

Who else didn't get the Ohtani promo?

[dawn urchin]

If you had Cueto starting in the year 2024 CASH IT TOMORROW

[pliant gust]

Lol for the past two weeks I been seeing his name I’ve been so confused

[slate bane]

Since when he on the angels

[pale urchin]

Nooo Jose walked intentionally

[half birch]

Live bet

[dawn urchin]

That’s what I was thinking

[tawdry dagger]

Need 2 more Ks from Ober & Perez

[primal mountain]

Aaron Judge walks 🎯

[dawn urchin]

He did… I would hate to be the person who loses a play because of the runner on 2nd

[primal mountain]

hoping for a refund/rescue because it's insured

[slate bane]

Yankees bullpen is hurting

[stiff turret]

god damn you buehler

[dawn urchin]

TY refund?

[dawn urchin]

Sold you?

[stiff turret]

he just keeps getting into 2k counts

and then having a funny moment

[dawn urchin]

GET IT TOGETHER BUM ENDWELL HAS A CAT TO TAKE CARE OF

[vocal spindle]

The NFL should add a new rule where all kickers have to be drunk during the game

and re-up at halftime as well

And 2 point conversions shouldn’t be allowed, but you should be allowed to shotgun 2 beers and then attempt at 45 yard field goal to get 2 points instead

And no going for it on 4th down in the first 3 quarters of the game to make sure people kick

[north oracle]

Goofy ahh boi

[pliant gust]

Sounds like Arena Football

[strong cloak]

baez 0 for 4 with 4 ks in his return to wrigley game is so on brand for him

[raven niche]

wait whyd i only get half of my money

[vocal spindle]

Did a pick void?

[raven niche]

yea

[vocal spindle]

That’s why

The pick has to win to payout

If a pick voids it treats your parlay as if that extra leg was never added to begin with

[raven niche]

lowkey L

[vocal spindle]

I mean it makes sense

Why pay out for a pick you didn’t win?

[safe aurora]

Shoutout freddie

[half birch]

Thanks lol

[primal mountain]

Brennan

[dawn urchin]

Let’s hope so because at worst it makes it a refund or possibly a rescue & money back

[primal mountain]

it's a rescue and money back

i hope

[pale urchin]

Joseeeee

[primal mountain]

did ragans go over his FP?

[pliant gust]

Noooooo

[primal mountain]

so if I didn't do this stupid mistake, I would've hit 5/5? LOL

[slate bane]

Baz is cooking

[glacial oriole]

Shane Baz just chalked

Almost hit the 5 leg of the day

[slate bane]

I got the same slip lol

I knew jose trash ass was gonna chalk

[copper epoch]

🙆🏾‍♂️ nah smh

[stiff turret]

wish someone told me about buehler being ass

[dull spade]

Chalked this whole night 😄🔫

[stiff turret]

mood

I might hit a slip tho

[bleak mountain]

odds ain’t shit lol

we played the same props cuz of the odds

[glacial oriole]

Need a baz miracle bad inning in the 7th and i might be back

[primal mountain]

😭

[bleak mountain]

i knew it was chalk idk why i did it

[primal mountain]

it was a good try though

[copper epoch]

Not happening

[glacial oriole]

Didn’t expect A’s to have 3 double plays in the first 4 innings that kept him in the game long

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HATES THE 5th LEG

[copper epoch]

Ragans got me wanna fight somebody

[slate bane]

Lol everything on there was good

[dawn urchin]

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[glacial oriole]

It was my play he copied, he made a mess up on the tovar pick 😭😭😭

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bNzD9.gif

[copper epoch]

Too soon bra lol

[slate bane]

Left handed get bunch of strikeouts on Baltimore David Peterson got 10 on them jose is just sorta bad at getting ks and just got unlucky

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-yep-this-gif-13617583

[chrome tartan]

I hate my life

[glacial oriole]

If baz some how allows a earned run this inning i’m back in action

[obsidian oxide]

🔥🔥…

Ober got 4Ks.

[primal mountain]

how many PA's does Conforto have?

[barren stone]

Bang

[slate bane]

2 reboot

[pliant gust]

Ben Joyce throwing gas

[primal mountain]

ty for the info

[sinful thunder]

Let's ride

I didn't disappoint in #┊⚾・baseball-picks

[stiff turret]

buehler disapointed

5.5 ks

he has zero

a strong zero

[pliant gust]

Idk why The Dodgers keep rolling him out there

[slate bane]

They still need him to eat the innings

[dawn urchin]

SPAIN WITHOUT THE S

[primal mountain]

spain without the A

[stiff turret]

It ain't over

Third inning

[sly plank]

Spain without the pain (for now)

[primal mountain]

Spain without the spin

[stiff turret]

I can't read

[ionic shard]

i took the mariners, rays, and twins

[stiff turret]

I'm too used to tinman

[ionic shard]

good shit

today was a bad day to bet overall

[primal mountain]

for the Doyers....it's always over before it begins

[ionic shard]

got to make the most out of it. sometimes just get unlucky i guess

[round lion]

Today was a great day for MLB. We up 260 🔥

[onyx island]

Who watching the game am I cooked?

[pliant gust]

Perez done

[onyx island]

Deadass? Like not playing no more?

[pliant gust]

Bryce you should be good

[pliant gust]

Yeah he got pulled

[onyx island]

Damn hopefully hit with insurance than

[hard mist]

Is the reds good against right hand pitchers ?

[strong cloak]

no pitcher is insured

[pliant gust]

The card is flexed so he can miss a pick

[tropic karma]

Does this still hit he left with an injury apparently

[scarlet crow]

Fitzgerald you are so ass holy shit

[ashen reef]

Did ober jus sell me

[worn cloud]

Imma dumbass 😭💀

[pliant gust]

I think you’ll be hooked

[safe snow]

Wondering the same thing

[primal mountain]

Will Brennan wasn't rescued 😭

[round lion]

Still time to get a win

[worn cloud]

Yea Machado just smoked a home run

[ashen reef]

Smhhh

[round lion]

I think

[glacial oriole]

he left from being awful not because of back tightness

[safe snow]

But if he doesnt get a qs and the win he gunna hook

[round lion]

Yeah I think so

[slate bane]

He already got subbed he can’t get the win

[ashen reef]

He’ll probably get the qs but hopefully his team can clutch the win

[safe snow]

I saw

[strong cloak]

yeah he will end at 29 on the dot

[safe snow]

If they can win and get qs we dodged one

[primal mountain]

damn, lux almost had a HR

[round lion]

QS is 6+ and lower then 3 ER

[pliant gust]

And he got it

[safe snow]

He got qs?

[ashen reef]

I think he got the qs

[primal mountain]

what's Lux doing?

[pliant gust]

Who he think he is lol

[slate bane]

I know ?

[primal mountain]

I'm watching the MLB.com's radar thing

[glacial oriole]

i think he just got the homer

[primal mountain]

oh you guys are right

[round lion]

Was replying to the other guy

[primal mountain]

he did!

[strong cloak]

HR

[safe snow]

So we just need the win

[safe snow]

Like pls dont hook me

[slate bane]

It’s chalked bro

[glacial oriole]

Teoscar Hernandez is 2/29 since august 12 😭

[slate bane]

Just turn the game off and ease ur mind

[glacial oriole]

he won’t get win he will get quality start

[pliant gust]

Teo has his up and down streaks

[tropic karma]

So is gill a push yes or no just looking for a straight forward answer not a biased on

[glacial oriole]

not a push didn’t get hurt

[round lion]

The game is tied?

[glacial oriole]

reliever will get the win

[primal mountain]

here comes a Muncy HR

[glacial oriole]

twins have to be leading by 1 run when ober gets pulled

[round lion]

Does he have to be in the lead for it to count as a win?

Oh

[glacial oriole]

yeah

if it’s a tie it will go to the best reliever

[ashen reef]

Damn

[round lion]

Word I’m kinda new to all these rules

[safe snow]

I thought it was if the team won 😭

[round lion]

New mlb fan in general

[round lion]

That’s interesting. What determines the best?

[primal mountain]

wow

I guessed right

on Muncy

[ashen reef]

MUNCYY

Broooo😭

That’s crazy

[glacial oriole]

least amount of hits/more strikeouts/ least amount of runs

[primal mountain]

Here comes a Kiermaier HR

[scarlet crow]

How many pitches Bryce miller at

[primal mountain]

lol

[glacial oriole]

it factors who basically gave up the least amount of stats that day

[round lion]

That’s a lot lol

[safe snow]

Why didnt he get pulled before the homer 🥲

[slate bane]

Nah the reliever that’s in while they are winning is the one that gets the win if they end up winning

Right now if the twins took the lead and ended up winning the game griffin jax would get the win no matter what unless they tie

[primal mountain]

here comes an Ohtanki K

[round lion]

What’s this then?

[primal mountain]

I don't know why the M's need to mound visit against Ohtani

[slate bane]

The one that’s in when they win

[round lion]

Lmao

[primal mountain]

just strike this fool out

[slate bane]

That means he was the most effective cause they won while he was in

[half birch]

Is miller pulled

[ashen reef]

Can he get an rbi

I need an rbi from ohtani

[half birch]

He needs a double

[ashen reef]

I’m thinking an ohtani homer🤑

[half birch]

Hopefully I just need his HRR to cash my slip

[stiff turret]

Are you kidding me

They left ober in

[primal mountain]

they're going to walk Ohtanki

[slate bane]

Like Zack Kelly in the astros and Sox game durren hit a homerun to take the lead and win the game Zack Kelly was still the registered pitcher since he wasn’t subbed until the bottom of the 8th so he got the win

[safe snow]

I said the same

Literally was at 30 than bum gave up a homer

[ashen reef]

Boo

[primal mountain]

oh yay, Brennan was rescued!

and I got my money back

[safe snow]

And now the game 5-2 😞

[mellow grove]

this had me sweating my ass off..

[primal mountain]

UD handing out themed Rescue specials.....

[primal mountain]

this is my 2nd Dodgers-themed rescue special

lol

[vocal spindle]

I wonder why it’s always Mookie Ohtani and Fernando Tatis

Never seen a plate appearance special for anyone else

Like where’s my Zach Neto and Jake Burger 0.5 plate appearances?

[sly plank]

“Brandon Drury plate appearance”

[stiff turret]

he might chalk that be careful

[glacial oriole]

I haven’t gotten a rescue special since the zac gallen injury

[glacial oriole]

James Wood rescue special>

[sly plank]

The funny part is, I can actually see UD do this💀

UD type of special lol

[scarlet crow]

Fitzgerald got one more chance please gimme something🙏🏾🙏🏾

Wtf why did miller get pulled

[junior aspen]

92 pitches

[round lion]

They gotta be Dodgers fans

[stiff turret]

maybe it's cause they're more popular props

[round lion]

I like my answer more

[stiff turret]

and don't want you to double up on popular players to double dip

[round lion]

But logically speaking you’re probably right

[junior aspen]

You might also be right

[sly plank]

The White Sox really can’t get Ray to pitch more than 6 pitch in an inning😭

[green shell]

Not only did I lose 6/7 parlays today… I just lost my 6k gold chain somewhere…. Someone pour me up holy

[tawdry dagger]

He jus needed 1 more💔 everytime they pull my last leg pitcher

[rancid idol]

Oh nah 💀

[safe snow]

And ober .5 hooked me

[rancid idol]

Also those are lay payout I wouldn’t do that many

Too much risk

[primal mountain]

did you check under the couch ?

[rancid idol]

Ok what

On

L day for me

[ashen reef]

Does a fielding error count as a hit?

[rancid idol]

No

Unfortunately

[green shell]

Everywhere

[tawdry dagger]

Play my odds everytime 🤲🏼

[primal mountain]

check the car again

[rancid idol]

Yes but dawg it’s too much trust

[ashen reef]

Bruh

[rancid idol]

Run a 2 man

Next time

Trust trust

I made $500 today and my unit size is $5

Mostly 2 mans and one lucky demon 6 man

[tawdry dagger]

Gotta make it true 🤲🏼

[rancid idol]

🤷‍♂️

[carmine quest]

😓

[copper epoch]

Is this the farthest you've gotten

[chrome rock]

What are these scorcher colors 😭 💀 🖐️

@granite geyser fix this

[carmine quest]

nah

[copper epoch]

Bet I'm tailing

[carmine quest]

🥲

my last 3 streaks

[carmine quest]

u got a streak?

[copper epoch]

Nah they don't offer it for me

[carmine quest]

oh damn

u can put 1$ on this if u want

[copper epoch]

Who's your fav

[green shell]

Had to find you thanks for caring.. just found in driveway

[carmine quest]

feel the same for all of them tbh

[primal mountain]

told you to check the car again 😉

now weld that thing on to your neck

so that it doesn't fall off

lol

[green shell]

Facts I need to 😂

[primal mountain]

probably need to take it to a jeweler to clean the clasp and/or check it to make sure it's working properly

or like a place that fixes watches/jewelry

[green shell]

Yeah don’t get how it can just fall like that need a better clasp

[primal mountain]

I'm a dad and a grandpa.....I have the experience LOL

[marble mirage]

Fried Nola NRFI somehow gonna sell tomorrow

For sure

[glacial oriole]

unc walk off wow

so close to a perfect sweep today

[weary mist]

@vocal spindle @long gorge spammer

[rapid fable]

how is ur taco 25 dollar max

mine is only 5 bucks broo

[green shell]

How many referrals y’all got

Mine were mostly when they were only $10 smh

[primal mountain]

that lux HR was crazy

[upbeat zinc]

How does underdog keep banning my acc

[upbeat zinc]

Have any of ya got suspended on underdog

Because if u did and u verify the information what happens and how long does it take to unsuspend the account

[cedar hamlet]

Little KBO Wake n Cash action for tonight 💰

[soft tinsel]

Need a lock 🔒 for my streaks

[thorn lantern]

Guess who bizzack 😭😭😭

[finite dock]

Does anyone know how to exclude bets on pikkit?

[carmine quest]

he hit

[finite dock]

We cooked yesterday 👀

[calm plover]

lmao my goat domingo german oitches td wtf

[thorn lantern]

When is fantasy getting put on UD?

[sweet sundial]

Did this hit?

[glacial oriole]

newish account

[glacial oriole]

most free under ever

[calm plover]

cuz he’s ona count?

[glacial oriole]

women beater

Johnny Cueto is starting today for the angels

[vocal spindle]

Who?

[vocal spindle]

But then wouldn’t Aaron judge be a common 0.5 plate appearance?

[pliant gust]

I’d think bc the games are usually late

[vocal spindle]

Oh that would actually make more sense

Gives people time to use them

[dawn urchin]

This feels way too free… so who sells it?

[soft stirrup]

👀

[stiff turret]

I'm surprised you aren't putting similar times together

[patent moon]

Everything bumped

[heady hound]

mitch parker PO ?

[dry flare]

FP always gets bumpped like crazy

[lunar patio]

who’s we

[weary mist]

day 2 🙏

[thorn lantern]

Yessir 😁😁

[stiff turret]

I honestly don't hate that

[weary mist]

yeah. it looks like a bad pick on the surface but there’s a lot of good things about the advanced stats

[pliant gust]

They are both cherry bombs

[primal mountain]

What does this mean?

[soft stirrup]

🤯 only one? I like it or you got smth final

[dawn urchin]

4 man insured

[abstract citrus]

Yessiiiir

[finite dock]

Why does it matter lol

[abstract citrus]

Bros just a hater let him be mad

Remember he’s got “middle man” in his bio like anyone’s gonna pay that shit

[chrome tartan]

underdog payout gotta be the worst out there

[thorn lantern]

This only one I’m going for today sadly

[primal mountain]

I like your picks..... they're at -120

no mild no spicy.....just right

lol

[glacial oriole]

Flex 4 leg, 4/4 is a 6 multiplier, 3/4 is a 1.5 multiplier

[dusty jolt]

Yo

Can yall pls send ur chalkboard discount slips

I need to lock in today

I’ve had 1 Green Day in August and I’m down $270

Today I can bring it back

What’s ur most confident pick here?

Out of the 4

Any of these good value?

Chalkboard doesn’t have FPTS

Bert

Bett

[vital cradle]

Crochet or Webb ovr k?

[hushed wyvern]

Run both

[glacial oriole]

Webb because he will have a longer leash

[dusty jolt]

Any other locks that I can pair with chalkboard discounts?

[glacial oriole]

Flaherty is now chalk for today

[finite dock]

Quit

[prisma oak]

You can use Joe

[dusty jolt]

Bro

[vital cradle]

Facts

[dusty jolt]

Wdym

[glacial oriole]

ooo

[prisma oak]

You can use Joe as a lock

[vital cradle]

Alex cap?

[dusty jolt]

Who’s Joe

[prisma oak]

Joe MaMa

[glacial oriole]

yeah he’s awful

[dusty jolt]

Lmao

I knew it

Pls

I need locks

[stiff turret]

Crazy joey

[glacial oriole]

These are my plays with Webb so far

[stiff turret]

He's cashed 2 streaks

[dusty jolt]

@half birch u playing chalkboard discounts?

[stiff turret]

Gets all the babes

Plays craps

[glacial oriole]

i’ll wait till discounts drop to make an underdog and sleeper slip

[vital cradle]

Y’all like Nola?

[dusty jolt]

Is Logan webb O5.5 strikeouts at 1.51x a good deal still?

[vital cradle]

Facts

[vital cradle]

Taking him smith and nola

[dusty jolt]

Can u send ur slip?

Who u most confident in? Smith Nola or Webb

[bleak mountain]

bro 😭😭

[vital cradle]

Smith wnba

[abstract citrus]

Aaron bro nobody wanna help you

[dusty jolt]

😭

Mannnn

Please

[rain oyster]

Aaron goin thru it cuh😂

[barren stone]

Good morning hope yall have a great day

[dusty jolt]

My discounts this month have been terrible

[glacial oriole]

Aaron has his house on the line today he needs a lock

[dusty jolt]

Like I think I’ve won one

Please

[prisma oak]

He said he greened 1 day of August 🫣

[dusty jolt]

I need today

It’s $20 for 6 parlays

That’s $120

I need locks

[primal mountain]

yes?

[dusty jolt]

Yea 1 parlay won

Out of the 25 or smth

I’ve placed

[rain oyster]

Aaron wrap it up gng…

[dusty jolt]

Please guys

Green me today

[rain oyster]

Wait for a .5

[dusty jolt]

I need yalls help

[prisma oak]

We about to cook something up for you

[stiff turret]

Aaron needs locks

[dusty jolt]

I LOST MY 0.5 PICKS THIS MONTH TOO LMFAO

my pairs

[rain oyster]

😂😂😂

[dusty jolt]

Bro please

That would be amazing

[rain oyster]

Everyone find a lock then

Ill tail it

[lunar patio]

you such a lil girl lmaoo

genuinely

[dusty jolt]

Gimme those locks

🔒

[primal mountain]

I haven't won in days

[finite dock]

Dex bro you’re a middleman on discord charging 2.5 percent commission

Your life is in shambles don’t call me a “lil girl”

🤣

[split radish]

hi

[glacial oriole]

Eloy Jimenez under 1.5 hrr

[split radish]

we’re back

[stiff turret]

I keep getting hooked man

[long gorge]

nice spreadsheet skills tbh

[split radish]

yesterday was a great day tho ngl

@primal mountain WILLIAM WENT OVER

[dusty jolt]

Bet I’ll tail it

[dusty jolt]

Which one u like better?

[split radish]

prolly flaherty

[long gorge]

no I'm serious LOL

saw the working formulas and customized headers 😂

[dusty jolt]

Bet

[split radish]

good spreadsheets

i dont do that much research ever 😭

[dusty jolt]

Am I banking or losing all my money today boys?

[split radish]

I get wins like that

u wanna see my wins from the past 2 days im kinda cooking ngl

hold up

[long gorge]

appreciate sharing the info in chat here too and not trying to get people in DM's, it's good to give people useful info to talk about in chat

[heady hound]

promo at 12 ?

discounts

mb

[split radish]

@ashen glacier

Past 2 days

[sick vine]

Heard there is a promo 🤔

[lunar patio]

lmao

[obsidian oxide]

Yeah discounts at noon.

[split radish]

where yall see this

ty ty

[obsidian oxide]

Their twitter .

[split radish]

Ah

[obsidian oxide]

https://x.com/underdogpicks/status/1826280600036065401?s=46

Underdog Picks (@UnderdogPicks) on X

350 ❤️ to unlock Discounts at noon 🔓

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 3:30 PM

[split radish]

Sadly FD banned in my stare

state

all sportsbooks are

[glacial oriole]

Aja Wilson discount is free

[sick vine]

Ehh

[cobalt hatch]

‼️

[dawn urchin]

Wilson is the best one

[sly plank]

The discount come right after I placed my slip

[dawn urchin]

SPAIN WITHOUT THE S

[pliant gust]

I don’t see Kyle Gibson

[stiff turret]

It always does

[stiff turret]

After i deposit they offer a deposit bonus

😔

[glacial oriole]

Better see no one take the mlb discounts today, the wnba ones are the move

[vestal sparrow]

aja or gibson

[pliant gust]

Are you seeing this on the computer? A few days ago I saw one but only on my computer not the app

[stiff turret]

It happened the other day

Not today

[sick vine]

You know it’s been bad recently when we can’t even beat the sleeper cursed promos 😂😞

[valid mortar]

i've never received a deposit bonus on UD except the first one 😦

[stiff turret]

I mean when you offer more the more misses is possible

[sick vine]

True true

[valid mortar]

just skip the discounts 🤷‍♂️

[dawn urchin]

Same

[sick vine]

I only play them if they call me 😂

[pliant gust]

He’s there now

[sick vine]

Kyle Gibson worth playing ?

Something telling me he cashes

[stiff turret]

I'm fading him

He's never felt like the choice

Cards are cursed

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-animated-lazy-sleepy-cute-gif-17741860

[split radish]

gibson is the best mlb and aja best wnba

[glacial oriole]

hit in 11/13 but he has no aura so i’m going to take Wilson

[stiff turret]

What happened to the promos being cursed

[sick vine]

They are cursed. I’m just hoping I pick the 1/4 that hits 😂

I got promo funds I gotta burn man

[flat aurora]

Would yall say gibson best option?

Or ajay

[stiff turret]

Ajay is her

[glacial oriole]

getting a nola and webb discount today on sleeper

[stiff turret]

But her normal prop prolly hits

That webb one is free

[tepid mountain]

My pair might be to fade Spence that mf is so damn bad

[primal mountain]

your sheet yesterday for Eduardo Cabrera of the Marlins had a high K/9

he couldn't get over 3.5 K's

[stiff turret]

Buehler had 1 whole k

I was malding

Damn you mariners

[thorn lantern]

I’m bugging or they been playing good lately

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/now-were-talking-jaget-fisher-side-hustle-thats-what-im-talking-about-gif-25758645

[stiff turret]

They're gonna be a complete fade

[glacial oriole]

think i’m going to play this today, Witt should kill Johny Cueto today

[stiff turret]

Both sides of the ball

[split radish]

Lets get ittt

[primal mountain]

Where are you getting the numbers?

[split radish]

@stiff turret batter unders

[primal mountain]

Statcast?

[split radish]

😏😏😏

[heady hound]

thoughts

[tepid mountain]

Don’t hate it

[stiff turret]

What do you think about verlander 24 fp

[split radish]

mmmm

[stiff turret]

That's tempting

[split radish]

i dont trust pitchers coming off of injury

[stiff turret]

I can't imagine he goes 5 innings though

[tepid mountain]

All fun and games till cueto drops 7 scoreless in the big 2024

[split radish]

he probably will

he has a long leash

[stiff turret]

He threw like 60 pitches in rehab games

[split radish]

underrated pick i like is torrens over 0.5 hits

[ionic shard]

hey guys

i made one bet only for today

wish everyone good luck 👍🏼

its not life or death. im just gambling for fun. i just love watching baseball tbh.

[split radish]

Bro have u ever hit these

[ionic shard]

yeah

couple times haha. not that big of a deal though

hopefully i get lucky tonight man

[glacial oriole]

would be the funniest thing of the year

[stiff turret]

At a $1 or 2 it's whatever

If you were throwing anything more then I can see the arguement

[primal mountain]

can I ask....what's the time frame for this report? the whole season up to today?

[sick vine]

🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[split radish]

the best nrfi is the rays oakland game

[primal mountain]

thank you for the report and the explanation of the terms

I've always hated pitcher props

but examining the stats is interesting stuff

[stiff turret]

Who do you guys like for the afternoon slate

[sick vine]

Yea I have that one too

I just took this cause both pirates and Texas been so trash lately

Just hoping that continues 😂

[stiff turret]

Hopefully german gets thrashed

Pos

(If he's the wife abuser)

I do forget who's who sometimes

[sick vine]

No way ?!

I’m not surprised tho

[dawn urchin]

NRFI I LOVE IT

[sick vine]

One of the ex players on my team Chelsea killed a teenage girl in a drunk driving incident and never spent any time behind bars and continued to play for us

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-celebrate-celebrating-noot-gif-7888579

[vestal sparrow]

anyone take crochet fantasy

[stiff turret]

Yeah german was beating his wife like in the club house

[soft tinsel]

Looking good

[stiff turret]

And yankee players were trying to stop him

Absolute pos

[dawn urchin]

LETS GO HIT THE STREAK

[vapid obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-pray-snoop-dogg-begging-please-gif-12502205

[stiff turret]

Good luck

[vapid obsidian]

I couldn’t catch em for my streak

Went with his era

[sick vine]

WOWWW

[copper epoch]

Which way you leanin

[stiff turret]

I took crochet in dfs

I think he'll have a good game nothing special though

[chrome rock]

NAHH

THESE DISCOUNTS ARE ASS 😭

K LEADER OF THE DAY (he ends with 2)

[vestal sparrow]

over

[dry flare]

tbh they arent as bad as theyve done before

[stiff turret]

Wilson or Gibson are the plays

Don't love gibson though

[vestal sparrow]

not gibson

[pliant gust]

Gibson going to be right up on the line

[vestal sparrow]

huge trap

i thinking this

[stiff turret]

25.5 is crazy low

[chrome rock]

Free

[chrome rock]

hes going like 50-60 pitches 😭

[vestal sparrow]

why

[chrome rock]

white sox are limiting his pitch count so he doesnt injure himself

hasnt ever thrown this many innings in his career , bc he used to be a closer and too much use of his arm could result in tommy john

[vestal sparrow]

they still doing that 😭

[bleak mountain]

parker over ks ngl

[vestal sparrow]

he still racked up 9 against the astros

[chrome rock]

he pitched almost perfect and he still got pulled

idk i wouldnt bet on someone who can be pulled at any time kinda risky

[vestal sparrow]

ya honestly it’s sketch

[sick vine]

Eloy let me down again like you usually do 😂

[glacial oriole]

I was about to do the same thing 😭

[sick vine]

Do it bro! 😂

Unless they made him 1.69

[glacial oriole]

Eloy and Teoscar under are free money glitch

[primal mountain]

hello there lol

[chrome rock]

Betting on mitch spence K's in the big 24 💀 🖐️

[bleak mountain]

eloy going yard

[chrome rock]

i'd have to run back gibson today ngl

[bleak mountain]

stfu

holy fuck

[primal mountain]

Betting on Spence's K's in the big 24 is skull hand?

sorry....I don't get it

are you saying that my spence pick is shit?

[chrome rock]

😭

[bleak mountain]

wtf

[chrome rock]

heat fan saying stuf

[bleak mountain]

old fuck

😂

[bleak mountain]

knicks havent touched a finals in like 30 years lmao

[chrome rock]

knicks arent doing anything 😭

[glacial oriole]

yup

[bleak mountain]

then why you bring up the heat 😂

[chrome rock]

cause the heat are worse 😭

[primal mountain]

well, why didn't he just say that?

[chrome rock]

they both aint doing anything tho

[primal mountain]

lol

[bleak mountain]

so thats why we been to the finals twice in the past 5 years?

[upbeat zinc]

Can ya give me a good explanation to get my account unbanned im talking to customer support rn

[bleak mountain]

knicks rlly got embarassed by the pacers

im dead

[primal mountain]

For that time I went 5-5 on pitcher specials...I had people like him tell me left and right my picks were shit

[chrome rock]

he just not a good K pitcher

[primal mountain]

and they hit

[upbeat zinc]

Please tryna get my account unsuspended

[bleak mountain]

stfu lmao

ur accounts gone

[dry flare]

thats when you know youre onto something good

[chrome rock]

and who won

[upbeat zinc]

It’s not tho so smd

[dry flare]

ive lierally had people tell me i was crazy for picks AFTER they cashed

[primal mountain]

Well, if it's shit.....it's shit

I'm posting in here for triggerness at this point

[bleak mountain]

at least we made it

[primal mountain]

lol

[glacial oriole]

that guy is weird

[primal mountain]

Pots, you and I have been going through this for months on here

lol

[bleak mountain]

oh damnn

[chrome rock]

yankees winning world series this year tho

[bleak mountain]

ur a fan of the yankees

and the knicks

[chrome rock]

its yanks or phillies

[stiff turret]

Funny moments happen all the time

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-hynes-hynies-lacey-chabert-its-just-life-winter-in-vail-gif-20036237

[bleak mountain]

goddamn

[chrome rock]

marlins fan?

[bleak mountain]

bandwagon

[stiff turret]

Knicks and yankees isn't that crazy

[bleak mountain]

u said yankees winning the ws?

[chrome rock]

I found xavier edwards yesterday 😭

[bleak mountain]

2 frauds

[chrome rock]

they got a better shot than most teams

[stiff turret]

I dig it

[bleak mountain]

been like this for years

[chrome rock]

most favorited is dodgers phillies yankees and orioles

[bleak mountain]

they never winning shit

[chrome rock]

no it hasnt we have not made it out of the wild card or division series past few years

you are so soft 😭 bro got nothing good to say

[bleak mountain]

im soft? 😂

[primal mountain]

I hope Spence gets 3.49 K's

[chrome rock]

yes bro 💀

is that a question

[bleak mountain]

tf is this nigga on

ur weird

[chrome rock]

He ends with 3.6

[stiff turret]

3.51 as a treat

[primal mountain]

I'd rather see a 3.14 K's

[chrome rock]

and you are a nice person 😭

[primal mountain]

or 3.501 K's

[chrome rock]

😂

[vestal sparrow]

i least confident in aja 😭

[chrome rock]

💀

[bleak mountain]

😭 😭

[stiff turret]

She's great

[thorn lantern]

Ahh nothing like Miami vs New York drama😭

[bleak mountain]

stfu

[thorn lantern]

You gotta respect the butter toast

[bleak mountain]

brunson should join the heat

[thorn lantern]

Nah chill out I’m looking for Knicks tickets rn

[chrome rock]

Miami heat team is an absolute joke

[bleak mountain]

lmaoo what

[chrome rock]

mf got josh giddey in a heat uniform 💀

[bleak mountain]

u still on that 😭

[chrome rock]

🤣

[stiff turret]

I like Bam, Jacq and herro

[thorn lantern]

Is it worth it ? 😭

Just wanna see bronny play 😭

[bleak mountain]

yess

3 future hof

[thorn lantern]

Bam is so dirt

[bleak mountain]

played better than most of team usa but ok

[chrome rock]

we all arguing about teams when celtics prolly win again next year 😭 🖐️

[sly plank]

6 pitch inning lol

[dusty jolt]

Are the discounts hitting today

[thorn lantern]

Ke’ale ware gunna have a better career in the next 2-4 years than bam

[dusty jolt]

Or am I gonna chalk if I take

Is it worth

[bleak mountain]

i mean

he the best rookie

in the class

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/shai-shai-gilgeous-alexander-sga-thunder-okc-gif-19754504

[thorn lantern]

Celtics not winning shit this year I got the Knicks out in the East of everyone stays healthy

[chrome rock]

Tom thibodeau gotta give the starters a break so we can be healthy 😭

[bleak mountain]

Knicks not doing shit

[chrome rock]

40+ minutes for all starters in a 30 point blowout game is crazy

[dusty jolt]

What’s best discount slip

Is it worth or not worth

[bleak mountain]

bro u dont stfu

[thorn lantern]

With everyone on the roster he can rest players now

[bleak mountain]

u down hundreds

take a break

[chrome rock]

😭

[bleak mountain]

do ur own research

[chrome rock]

KIA tigers was free yesterday

Samsung lions and KT wiz sold me

[cosmic stump]

Cash discount just need Logan

[calm plover]

😂😂😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

bulls fan

[vagrant badger]

what’s the max on discounts

10 or 20

[stiff turret]

10

[vagrant badger]

oh damn

[calm plover]

y’all trash like us

[cosmic stump]

$20

[calm plover]

lavine is closer to a hof then herro or bam😭😭😭

[bleak mountain]

nigga lavine gonna break his legs and retire

[thorn lantern]

Once this cash imma buy a horse

[calm plover]

herros arm on suicide watch rn

[bleak mountain]

lavine hasnt done shit in his career

[thorn lantern]

Dunk contest counts

[bleak mountain]

dunk contest 😭

[calm plover]

he won gold medal

[thorn lantern]

I thought he was on the bench when that happen

[calm plover]

cuh what has ur current team done but lose a final

congrats on 2nd place u still a loser

[thorn lantern]

Gerald green had a better dunk package than Lavine😭

[bleak mountain]

id rather go to the finals then lose a play in game 😭

[calm plover]

lol loser

[bleak mountain]

bulls havent won a chip since jordan that franchise has peaked

[thorn lantern]

I’m a Lelakers fan

[calm plover]

nobdoy talkin to u

[thorn lantern]

Well start talking

[calm plover]

u dick eating now

[calm plover]

and bulls franchsie is still greater😭😭😂

[bleak mountain]

not rlly

[thorn lantern]

And your licking all the butter from my toast greedy mf

No diddy

[calm plover]

bro had prime lebron and still witnessed Ls

half the rings as bulls lma

ur almost there

[bleak mountain]

bro we went to 4 straight finals

and won 2

[thorn lantern]

If I’m not mistaken that Miami team was the reason the bulls ain’t get a ring 😭😭

[calm plover]

w bron wade and bosh

good job bro

u lost to the mavs😂😂

[bleak mountain]

bulls had jordan pippen rodman

whats ur point lmao

[calm plover]

naw a failed luol deng trade

[bleak mountain]

that mavs team was good asf

[calm plover]

that u losg w lebron wade and bosh

[bleak mountain]

jordan had no competition bro 😂😂😂

[calm plover]

lebron wade bosh😂😂

and STILL losg

[bleak mountain]

no competition 😭😭

u werent even alive for those chips

[calm plover]

is that jordan’s fault

[bleak mountain]

dumbass nigga

[calm plover]

couldn’t even beat dirk 😂😂😂

[glacial oriole]

First jimenez ground out of the day 🔥

[bleak mountain]

bro talking abt chips he wasn’t alive for 😭😭

ode

[thorn lantern]

Lebron was on Miami when loul deng was on the bulls

[bleak mountain]

nigga acting like dirk was bad 😭😭😭

[calm plover]

he was supposed to sign and and not go to the heat

[bleak mountain]

ur cooked bro

not the cardinals fan 😂😂😭

[calm plover]

like the heat didn’t have bosh wade and bron

😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

and hes a nets fan

holy fuck

[thorn lantern]

That’s not stopping the fact Lebron single handly held the East in going to the finals

[calm plover]

lebron or lebron wade bosh😭😭😭

in a stink east

[thorn lantern]

Lebron

[bleak mountain]

kidd dirk terry

pretty even if u think abt it

[calm plover]

oh yea cuz kidd was equal to wade😭😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

that was lebrons second finals bro 😭😭😭

[calm plover]

ok???

[bleak mountain]

and he bounced back next finals

[primal mountain]

ONE MORE WALK IRVIN

[calm plover]

only half way to 6 rings

ur almost there

[rain oyster]

Is webb 3.5 ks free?

[glacial oriole]

yeah

both sleeper discounts are free

[rain oyster]

Bet im making a sleeper pick then

[bleak mountain]

bulls never winning shit again

enough said

[calm plover]

when will u win again😂

[glacial oriole]

that’s obviously until the owner sells the team

[bleak mountain]

we been close

we always go against super teams

[calm plover]

not happening anytime soon

[bleak mountain]

higher chance than the bulls tho

best player rn is giddy

a pedo is ur best player

[calm plover]

lavine better 😂😂

giddey won’t even start

😂😂

[dusty jolt]

Any locks?

[glacial oriole]

let’s go joey

[dusty jolt]

Please boys

[bleak mountain]

lavine cant even stay on the court 😭😭

[dusty jolt]

I need one more lock

[calm plover]

he was hurt for 1 year lmao

[glacial oriole]

did you take the eloy line

[calm plover]

coby better then giddey lmao

[dusty jolt]

The runs?

Yes

Oh wait

Less than 1t

[bleak mountain]

coby is shit bro 😂😂

[dusty jolt]

1.5 HRR

yea I did

[bleak mountain]

stat padded ass stats

[glacial oriole]

yup he’s playing awful already

going to be free

[calm plover]

apparently 19 ppg is. ass

😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

and hes staying hurt 😭😭😭😂

[dusty jolt]

Bettt

[bleak mountain]

statpadded bro 😭

[dusty jolt]

U got another pick? @glacial oriole

[calm plover]

how is it stat padded💀💀😒

[bleak mountain]

bro 😭😭

come on now

[calm plover]

how???

[bleak mountain]

u stupid asf

[calm plover]

ok

butler vs the bucks was stat padding

😂😂

[glacial oriole]

Logan Webb fantasy points or K’s

[bleak mountain]

it wasnt tho

[calm plover]

nice logic

[glacial oriole]

i did fantasy points but both lines are nice

[bleak mountain]

see now u jus saying shit

[calm plover]

i’m using ur logic

[bleak mountain]

this guys a dumbass 😭😭

[split radish]

Torrens give me a hit gng

[thorn lantern]

Next inning jd Martinez homer watch 🙏🏾

[bleak mountain]

no nigga 😂

chalk it

[calm plover]

so scoeing to win a game is stat padding ???😂😂😂

[split radish]

nigga im better than you hush 😂

[bleak mountain]

coby white 😭

[calm plover]

?

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES SPICY PICKS

[bleak mountain]

44% from the field

hot ass

[calm plover]

herro shot 44 from the fields

on 20 ppg

herro ass and a stat oadder

😂😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

bro ur jus making shit up

[calm plover]

hof right there baby

[bleak mountain]

weirdo

[calm plover]

look it his stats😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

ppl so weird bro 😂😂😭

[rain oyster]

Made this slip cus why not

[calm plover]

so i’m lyin biych boy???

[thorn lantern]

Chicago bulls only hope is Lonzo 😭

[bleak mountain]

bro u care that much 😂

soft asf

[calm plover]

but i’m makin shit up😭😭😭😂😂😂