┆⚾・baseball

[brittle lily]

Severino still in

[crimson star]

the mindset of "i have to bet today" even though every line is shit, thats an addict mentality

[twilit panther]

Better than the Tigers vs Yankees game I went to today

[scarlet crow]

Run onto the field I’ll give you $2

[visual meadow]

Rooker like that ?

[crimson star]

doubling it

[sinful thunder]

Make it tree fiddy and you've got a deal

[scarlet crow]

🤝🏾

[sinful thunder]

"shohei come here I need this discord cash for champions picks!"

[twilit panther]

At least I got Jazz Chisholm’s signature today

[sinful thunder]

All I've gotten is a Scott rolen bobblehead

[crimson star]

yo that’s dope

[twilit panther]

facts it was pretty dope

[worn cloud]

i woulda shoved them lil kids, they ain’t need no autograph 💀

[crimson star]

he’s the goat tbh

[twilit panther]

Adults were getting so pressed

[crimson star]

i’ve never lost betting on jazz

[twilit panther]

I was trying to shove everyone

I wasn’t missing this opportunity💀

[brittle lily]

😤🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[crimson star]

i was at a mets game few yrs back and yelich gave me his batting glove

[twilit panther]

Dope asf

[hearty sparrow]

not even close 🤣🤣🤣🤣

payouts:

ud: p3 6x
pp: p3 5x

ud: f4 6x/1.5x.
pp: f4 5x/1.5x.

ud: f5 10x/2.5x
pp: 10x/2x.

ud: f6 25x/2.6x.
pp: f6 25/2x.

[worn cloud]

chalkboard>

[brittle lily]

Ud mascot

[crimson star]

bro i can’t even use chalk in my state man

[hearty sparrow]

chalkboard payouts 🤣🤣🤣

[twilit panther]

We need a UD mascot

Trust

[worn cloud]

does underdog void pitchers?

nope

[crimson star]

true that’s the one thing that would da make UD rlly good

[hearty sparrow]

just trying help♥️

[crimson star]

like the fact that steele sold my slip today

[twilit panther]

We don’t have enough UD mascots is what I mean

[crimson star]

bro pitched a nice lil 30 sum pitches and went home

[brittle lily]

You ain’t helpin shi
All you doing is topping ud

[twilit panther]

Top Picks I’ve seen your cashes I respect it just probably shouldn’t be advertising it all over this discord💯

[brittle lily]

You respect a top artist?

[wise thistle]

Tip when you cash

[hearty sparrow]

ud payouts are the most optimal

its dabble f6 25x

ud: f6 25x/2.6x

ud: f4 6x/1.5x

ud: p3 6x

please structure your slips like that♥️

[brittle lily]

Are you serious?

[twilit panther]

Aight man chill that’s enough

[hearty sparrow]

thats math ♥️
thats facts♥️

[brittle lily]

Bruh you not human

[crimson star]

bro is spitting

[brittle lily]

Why you gotta put a heart emoji

[bleak mountain]

less on cease

then we talking

[split radish]

can ♥️ you ♥️ shut ♥️ the ♥️ fuck ♥️ up ♥️

[bleak mountain]

so many hearts

might end myself

red like my slip

[hearty sparrow]

if i ask you to show me your units

they dgf

no lay for lay so♥️

♥️

[split radish]

what does this even mean

[scarlet crow]

What’s the plays

[hearty sparrow]

f4 6x/1.5x

[forest cave]

This mad rigged the way they hit burger so he wouldn’t cash

[forest fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-shows-scrubs-crash-scooter-wall-gif-14859611

[brittle lily]

McKenzie gore used to be a k machine, guess they’ve flipped the script on him😂

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like bibbe or euovaldi fantasy under?

[thorn lantern]

Hey batta batta , hey batta batta HIT! 😭

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-gif-26235030

[split radish]

Cash christopher sanchez under Ks @chrome rock

the method never fails

✅✅✅

[craggy pendant]

Marte chalk

[jaunty crater]

60k Special where is it?

[weak bay]

Monday I believe

[craggy pendant]

It will probably another Caitlin Clark 3 point discount for tomorrow

[jaunty crater]

Ok bet appreciate the update

[hearty sparrow]

love it♥️

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-moon-to-the-moon-and-back-moon-dogecoin-doge-gif-23174407

[brittle lily]

I’m finna shoot myself in the head, I should’ve took the under on Sanchez

[heady hound]

wow

[weary mist]

day 1. 🔥

[heady hound]

cash

shoulda took that wentz under too

[brittle lily]

Should change the name to robadawg

@Robadog

[carmine quest]

lets run it🤞

[primal mountain]

LFG CALL!!

[heady hound]

over looking nice but im a wuss

[bleak mountain]

bro

teo dnp

[atomic plume]

lock ?

[bleak mountain]

asstros won 8 games straight and now cant beat the white sox

love to see it

[heady hound]

lmao

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts

[atomic plume]

no they fuckin ass lately

[heady hound]

could happen but im not confident in sale

[granite ermine]

Did UD stop posting in game PO?

[heady hound]

nrfi is favored tho

not messing wit it

[split radish]

Ok

[solar tulip]

Y’all fw this ?

[craggy pendant]

Anything not chalking in MLB fam?

[agile gull]

I am praying PRAYING Marcell Ozuna hits over 1.5 total bases

[craggy pendant]

He has been so consistent it's crazy....he had three hits last night

Marte chalked my slip here so I'm done for today

[split radish]

One more walk allowed birdsng

Cash walks allowed for birdsong ✅

[long gorge]

🙏

[long gorge]

[foggy basalt]

Eovaldi u ks so free

[long gorge]

yess always post them in chat 🙏

[valid plover]

Altuve so bad

Slow ass mf 😭

[long gorge]

hating on altuve W

[valid plover]

Idk why I’m betting on astros either way 😹

[foggy basalt]

Bro is padres still gonna play?? If i get voided bro cease is literally gonna cash me 200

[split radish]

edward let me post in #┊⚾・baseball-picks

[foggy basalt]

Why i can’t send pictures in this mf

[split radish]

Cash ✅✅

[vocal spindle]

Bobby Witt got pulled?

Dang

[split radish]

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER UNDER

Cash luis robert single and hit ✅

[forest fjord]

yo so how hard did he hit that ball

[foggy basalt]

You think he’s finna get another hit, might tap in his live play

[split radish]

CASH CHRISTOPHER SANCHEZ UNDER 4.5 Ks ✅

BRO WENT COMPLETE GAME AND STILL COULDNT GET 5

LMAOOO

[jaunty coyote]

New to baseball

Is this chalked

Or I’m goood

[vocal spindle]

Ik you was sweating

[slate bane]

The nats just groundout and fly out

[worn cloud]

Bro can Yordan go yard 😭

It’s the white Sox they ass

[jaunty coyote]

?

[slate bane]

Ur still alive

[jaunty coyote]

Aii ty

[vocal spindle]

Sanchez is also a groundout merchant

Lowest fly ball rate in the league

[split radish]

Nah

[split radish]

He got his fourth in the 9th

[dawn urchin]

BUMS GET IT TOGETHER UNC GOT FOOD & BILLS TO PAY

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[primal mountain]

I HATE IT

[dawn urchin]

THAT RIGHT BUDDY EATING

[slate bane]

It wasn’t that sweaty it got sweaty after the error but then cj abram one pitch out

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HATES BASEBALL

Nothing wrong with being a responsible and safe adult.

[split radish]

Abrams is a flyout merchant

[glacial oriole]

Bruce Bochy just saved my parlay

Nathan Eovaldi was brought in to the 8th and allowed 3 runs to cash the under on fantasy score 😭

[sacred zenith]

Gunnar being a bum per usual

[foggy basalt]

Sale pitching 7th ✅❌

[worn cloud]

yordan count ur days bro

ozuna and cease better come through

[gusty lantern]

Bro went crazy today

All I need is Padres

🤞

[glacial oriole]

first time ever

[gusty lantern]

😂😂😂

[foggy basalt]

He do be frying the angels i took him over 20.5 po☠️

[glacial oriole]

You will be back, you were on such a heater the past week until thursday

First cash of the night

[grand flower]

brent & tyler sellin

[chrome rock]

Bang +135

Pitchers duel 💀😭

[vocal spindle]

He’s gonna have this pinned for the next 7 months

He’s also gonna post his record starting from yesterday with everyday’s slate to use that to inflate his record

[chrome rock]

Alex Caruso is trash

Alex monahan is the real goat 🐐

[vocal spindle]

It’s kinda sad that he goes that crazy over a “sweep”

Like it takes you 4 months to hit a 5 leg slip??

😭😭

[chrome rock]

😭

[gusty lantern]

@hard kraken

How you slips going today

[split radish]

we taking snell over walks allowed tmr

trust

@tropic elk SANCHEZ UNDER 4.5 Ks ✅✅✅✅

bro pitched 9 innings

[vocal spindle]

I’m taking his strikeouts

38% K rate, 3 players in the lineup with over a 35% k rate to lefties, and the graph is filthy

[hearty sparrow]

whos that?

this guy who left me a ♥️

[vocal spindle]

When’s the wedding

[stiff turret]

Oh my

[trim oak]

Does ozuna go over 1.5 bases today

[stiff turret]

Anderson is like good enough

He's closer to good then bad

But ozuna has been hot

[trim oak]

Need ozuna

In order to cash $520

[grand flower]

need tyler & brent to wake up last inning

[stiff turret]

Cash it

[primal mountain]

YES

[agile gull]

LETS GOOOOOO

[stiff turret]

Hell yeah

[agile gull]

CASHED

[somber turret]

Did he hit a Homerun wow

[stiff turret]

Hell yeah

[somber turret]

Damn nics

[trim oak]

OZUNA

TO THE MOON

[agile gull]

On a legendary run

[slate bane]

5 picks away from a band

[strong cloak]

TAILED THIS 🫡

[warped coral]

I just lost mine, i hate how long it be taking to just mark it as an L

Then the stuff i wanted be off the board😂

[carmine quest]

fr bru

[warped coral]

Like i had won earlier and it was taking forever i was tryna get ohtani 1.5 bases then it was gone

Now i lost cs of it

[weak bay]

Bra

[stiff turret]

What was the payout

[somber turret]

That payout isn't much right. I see a lot of low props

[errant tinsel]

gunnar homer

[vapid obsidian]

Dat man struck why yall worried bout how much 🍗😂

[stiff turret]

Curiousity is all

[vapid obsidian]

@carmine quest let’s run it twin

[stiff turret]

8x is still a nice payday

[carmine quest]

ive been waiting for mine to be graded😭

i had a free prop but game starts in 7 mins

[split radish]

athletics have walked the most in the last 15 days followed by the yankees and snell is a known walker so imma take his walks

plus a’s walk more at home

[vocal spindle]

UD didn’t even have walks lines today unfortunately

[split radish]

yeah i took birdsongs walks allowed at 2.5 today on sleeper with a 2.11x multiplier

free cash ngl

[heady hound]

has anyone won their streak yet

[vocal spindle]

I’ve won 3 or 4 in the past few weeks

[warped coral]

Sheesh

[heady hound]

i havent seen one yet

mind sending one ?

[split radish]

Nuh uh

[heady hound]

i need to admire it

[warped coral]

You mainly be putting mlb up there

?

[heady hound]

NICE TRY DIDDY !

[split radish]

can you tell me if ur O/U 0.5 of shutting the fuck up?

[heady hound]

under

[slate bane]

Is this locks

[worn cloud]

Can cease get sum more Ks

[split radish]

time to sweat doyle

[vapid obsidian]

Mma?

[heady hound]

u good doyle not cashing

[pliant gust]

Late af to the game

[vapid obsidian]

Any one got a mma lock?

[carmine quest]

nah soccer

[vapid obsidian]

Send?

[carmine quest]

it started already😔

it was malagon o 2.5 saves tho

[vapid obsidian]

isreal for less mins time fought?

[carmine quest]

lmk what u do those

tho

[vapid obsidian]

I might not even risk it tn I really wanna take Isreal for less no way he fighting for 20mins plus

[dawn urchin]

Same been on that all day

[dawn urchin]

THE ICE CREAM IN THE LITTLE HELMET A MUST

[carmine quest]

he got 1 already

[vapid obsidian]

It’s no way

[trim oak]

Why can’t I send pics

[vocal spindle]

I lowkey wanna put the Izzy fight to not go the distance on my streak

[trim oak]

I’m confused

[vocal spindle]

You have to level up

[dawn urchin]

You have to be level 5 just keep chatting & you’ll get there

[vocal spindle]

Level up just by talking

[trim oak]

oh shi

[dawn urchin]

I’m taking his rivals significant strikes

[vocal spindle]

Cease went from 5Ks in 3 innings to 5 Ks in 5 innings

[dawn urchin]

What a disappointment especially against the Rockies of all teams

[vocal spindle]

Unfortunately can’t put rivals on streaks

[dawn urchin]

Yeah sadly that’s why I stay away from them

[vapid obsidian]

💯💯💯there’s just no way that shi go that long

[vocal spindle]

Yeah I feel like it’ll either be a izzy ko or a DP submission

[vapid obsidian]

Is this not free?

[weary mist]

@vocal spindle damn ngga this my third time pinging you and you dodging me

[split radish]

yo whoever said doyle was going under curse you

[hasty patio]

Bro cease is folding

[weary mist]

I curse you!

[foggy basalt]

Cease better get all 3 outs i swear to god

[split radish]

edward get this nigga

[weary mist]

yea me and eddie been cooking up new ways to power abuse

[vapid obsidian]

I locked it @split radish fck it

[split radish]

what

[weary mist]

gang just wanted to be included

[vapid obsidian]

^

[weary mist]

did it cash

[split radish]

oh

damn i hope u cash

idk i dont follow ufc

[weary mist]

i’m ignorant asf when it comes to ufc

[vapid obsidian]

U goofy asl

[split radish]

😂😂😂

[weary mist]

you lucky i’m on probation.

cashing as a 5 man

[vapid obsidian]

🎣and u drown

[weary mist]

over under 155.5 significant strikes from me beating your ass

yea i love the beef 😭😭

i need more opps in this server fr

[vapid obsidian]

under! Over or over me ta put 50 7.62 n you

[weary mist]

ngga firing a scar

[dawn urchin]

I BELIEVE IN YOU DAWG

[weary mist]

i respect it

what kinda guns you fire bro

[sly plank]

Luis sold my shi

[vapid obsidian]

Ima civilian bro idk Watchu mean

[weary mist]

shii me too

[dawn urchin]

Don’t think so

[weary mist]

aye let’s put this behind us

[vapid obsidian]

😉

[carmine quest]

took it

[weary mist]

i’m finna take a pre season prop tomorrow

idk which one yet tho

finna clock into the lab when i’m off work

[vapid obsidian]

If that shi go 5 rounds ima kms

[dawn urchin]

MY DUDE GOT A CALL WITH A BADDIE

[carmine quest]

😂

[carmine quest]

damn type

ill lyk if it hits

[split radish]

no

[foggy basalt]

Needed 1 more out from cease for 175🤦🏽‍♂️ i knew some dumb shit would happen

I hate when pitchers get pulled in the middle of a inning it literally makes no sense

[safe snow]

Cease sold me on fantasy score 😭

[weary mist]

cease been banned

idek he was pitching today

tbh i haven’t looked at the pitchers too much tomorrow. i did evals on 2 of them

[safe snow]

He was good once he was at 30 than let up a homer

[weary mist]

i like Framber up to 29 and Shota up to 29, under 36

[safe snow]

Idk why he was still in

[weary mist]

who did he play today

[safe snow]

Colardo

[weary mist]

IN colorado?

[finite dock]

Where are the lowers for scorchers like these bro, I hate this new update

[split radish]

do not tail this nigga he will chalk you

[weary mist]

lyin ahhh ngga
-# this user has not hit a parlay in 8 months. communicate with extreme caution.

[safe snow]

Yep

[ivory tiger]

lyin ahhh ngga
-# this user has not hit a parlay in 8 months. communicate with extreme caution.

[gritty radish]

Is Dylan cease hitting his fp at 37??

[vapid obsidian]

Yall getting

https://tenor.com/view/israel-adesanya-izzy-gif-18597772

[round lion]

Wtf is this

[gritty radish]

Cease chalked nooo 💔

[soft stirrup]

2 8 slips missed by 1 🥲🥲 do I stop chat

[gritty radish]

Gg bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️

[dawn urchin]

No because those are called “I HATE WORK” SLIPS

[gritty radish]

Sorry asz nga let him hit a hr

[safe snow]

Yes 37.5

[gritty radish]

Naw he just let a homer out

[safe snow]

Im saying ruined my day

[gritty radish]

Qual start and win won’t even get him over

[safe snow]

Only get him to 33

😞

[split radish]

lyin ahhh ngga
-# fr fr

[soft stirrup]

yea but not one can hit

[split radish]

• taijuan walker under Ks
• snell over walks

👍🏽

[digital raptor]

tf happened to cease 🤦

[split radish]

he skedaddled outta there

[digital raptor]

i went out he was doing good

then checked him shit the bed in his last innings

[dawn urchin]

I BELIEVE IN YOU GET THAT W

[digital raptor]

imma skeddadle him outta my parleys

[bleak mountain]

everyone

[dapper vale]

Anyone know about kbo?

[bleak mountain]

attention please

snell getting shelled tmrw

[meager rampart]

Man I’m new here why it won’t let me send a picture of my slip in here?

[vocal spindle]

Yo wassup

[vapid obsidian]

Guess we all getting launched

[vocal spindle]

My bad og I’ve barely been active td

[weary mist]

type shit. you think Framber gonna have a good day tomorrow ? i’m fading

[vocal spindle]

I’m ngl Framber is free sauce tmrw

White Sox been hot, but Im liking the numbers im seeing from the projected lineup, and this past month he’s had an elite era, K%, baa, hr/9, ISO and barrel%

And the hitters that been hot for the Sox got a weak matchup against Framber

Think I’m rocking with fatty tmrw for sure

[vocal spindle]

I’m ngl

I might run it

[dawn urchin]

Honestly anyone against the marlins, white Sox’s, giants & Angels in terms of pitchers feels like a must play

[weary mist]

marlins been weird lately

[vapid obsidian]

14.99 is cash for ova 19.5 20.5 is less from my recent experience wit mma

[weary mist]

@vapid obsidian izzy a lock for that?

[dawn urchin]

That’s true they did rock cease last weekend

[meager rampart]

I took canning over 2.5 eras off for logan ohoppe

Cooked

[vapid obsidian]

80% confident

[weary mist]

i mean shit if you’re playing it for a streak i’ll rock wit you

[vapid obsidian]

🤞🏻🙏🏻

[vocal spindle]

Marlins and giants in there is kinda crazy ngl

[dawn urchin]

I just feel against power pitchers they are toast.

[vocal spindle]

Should I run it with yall?

[bleak mountain]

-woodford meltdown
-kutter masterclass
-framber meltdown
-sonny masterclass
-shota meltdown
-snell meltdown
-stroman masterclass
-skubal meltdown

[weary mist]

@vocal spindle i’ll send you the notes i had on framber when i get home. wanna know what you think as someone who’s seen fatty play multiple times

[bleak mountain]

stfu nigga

framber getitng shelled 😂

[vocal spindle]

This except they’re all gonna meltdown bc I hate baseball

[round lion]

Chris Sale dealing

[meager rampart]

I could’ve been green already

[weary mist]

shota having a meltdown tomorrow for sure. the data is not in his favor

[vocal spindle]

Idk, shota only melts down whenever I need him to do well

[bleak mountain]

framber 7 good starts in a row? 😂

reverse

[slate bane]

Shota 9 ip masterclass tommorow

[vocal spindle]

Never

[bleak mountain]

framber biggest community play tmrw

[vocal spindle]

How does shota only have 2 losses as a cubs pitcher 😭😭😭😭

[vapid obsidian]

Why Dey keep pushing da game back ?

[glacial oriole]

so biggest under tomorrow

[weary mist]

he does considerably worse during day games and during away games. plus if the jays can get in scoring position early it’s over because he crumbles in the later innings

[bleak mountain]

shota 7 good starts in a row?

reverse

[dawn urchin]

I just noticed… THE TIGERS ARE ON SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL

[vocal spindle]

It goes based off the other fights, there’s no real start time, it’s just whenever the fights before it finish

[weary mist]

skubal factor

[vocal spindle]

He’s went under like the past 3 games

[vapid obsidian]

sound bout right

[bleak mountain]

Hes pitched good

not rlly shelled

[vocal spindle]

Wait tomorrow is Sunday????? Yeah everyone’s selling

[glacial oriole]

they are playing in the ballpark their starting lineup acts like they are in, the little league

[bleak mountain]

im talking like 5 er+ games

oh fuck no i jus peeped snell 5 good games in a row?

[dawn urchin]

I feel bad for all the America who is going to tune in & watch Baez swing at 10 pitches out the zone

[vocal spindle]

Black Smell is legit I’m ngl

[bleak mountain]

snell 10+ ks in 3/4 games? under 🆓

[hearty sparrow]

+1.5x✅

[dawn urchin]

Honestly the tigers lineup is no better than a little league team

[glacial oriole]

Taijaun Walker about to get nuked by the nationals tomorrow

[bleak mountain]

no hes not

masterclass

[vocal spindle]

Ngl yall gonna learn about smell tomorrow

[bleak mountain]

i been defending snell

since he came back

hes getting shelled

[glacial oriole]

My most profitable pitcher plays tomorrow let’s go (George Kirby)

[weary mist]

i’m sped

[bleak mountain]

i like this kirby masterclass

[vocal spindle]

I’m ngl, black smell getting 22 Ks first inning tomorrow

[slate bane]

Snell 2nd half is too good

[barren stone]

Bang

[bleak mountain]

1-800-GAMBLER

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-for-donating-maga-gif-15840637

[glacial oriole]

Skubal bump day tomorrow

[bleak mountain]

skubal bump day? 😂

[weary mist]

ngl mlb getting real dry

[split radish]

highly encourage yall to take this

[vocal spindle]

Snell in the past month: 1.6 era, 41% K rate, .110 batting average allowed, .56 HR/9, 0.083 ISO, 20% hard hit%

[weary mist]

i’m finna switch into nfl only ngl

[vocal spindle]

Yeah I’m not fading that off a superstition

[vocal spindle]

I will once the season starts

[dawn urchin]

OH LOOK A KATIE DROP BY LOVE SEEING THE W

[bleak mountain]

bet snell over then

if u think hes gonna cook

[dawn urchin]

I SEE MYSELF IN THIS PICTURE & I DONT LIKE IT

[weary mist]

tryna look through articles and see if i can find any value for tomorrow

[barren stone]

Yup needed to step away for a bit but I’m here now

[vocal spindle]

I definitely will

[weary mist]

who smell play

[vocal spindle]

Woah I haven’t seen Katie since nba season

[vocal spindle]

Oakland

[bleak mountain]

l5 green

=

red

[split radish]

over walks for snell

is the only right line

potd

[dawn urchin]

I know 1st we had a Raymex comeback, followed by a diddy drop by & now Katie. EVERYONE IS COMING BACK

[weary mist]

@bleak mountain you think the A’s really got the edge on him ?

[vocal spindle]

Bailey ober has had L5 green for the past 5 games…

And has went over all 5

[split radish]

A’s walk the most in the league

and they walk even more at home

its the a’s and the yankees that walk the most

[vocal spindle]

No they don’t

[bleak mountain]

the same ober who dropped 3 ks on the twins?

[split radish]

Last 15 days yeah they do

do

[bleak mountain]

😂

[weary mist]

Him not a troll he just misunderstood. let’s hear him out fr

[vocal spindle]

A’s walk 10th most in the league this season

[bleak mountain]

or wtv that team is

rangers

[vocal spindle]

Dropping 3 Ks on your own team is crazy work

[bleak mountain]

stfu nigga

holy fuck

[split radish]

last 15 games my fault

[bleak mountain]

my brothers

[valid plover]

Texans on top

[bleak mountain]

hear me out

[valid plover]

😩

[split radish]

yepp

[valid plover]

https://tenor.com/view/houston-gif-1447629264729509956

[weary mist]

give the man his platform

[bleak mountain]

nephew

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-dell-tank-dell-houston-cougars-gif-13254714527499275976

[bleak mountain]

im above u all

remember that

[vocal spindle]

Texans suck

[valid plover]

Where your team at in play offs

[vocal spindle]

(Says the dolphins fan)

[valid plover]

😩

[split radish]

nigga thinks hes god

[vocal spindle]

Let me roast my own team fatty

[weary mist]

@bleak mountain thoughts on Sales performance today?

[valid plover]

All love tbh 😭

[bleak mountain]

my king with another amazing outing and better than cease

[weary mist]

Cease fell off a cliff

[vocal spindle]

Only pitcher that’s a bigger fraud than cease is Ohtani

Highest paid pitcher and has 0 Ks this season

Absolute bum

[split radish]

✅

[barren stone]

Took a mental health break from everything plus lots of change in my life where betting couldn’t be the priority but now I’m back and feel refreshed

[bleak mountain]

sales the only pitcher that turns me on

[split radish]

hunter brown turns me on ngl

https://tenor.com/view/hunter-brown-hunter-brown-mlb-astros-hunter-brown-hunter-brown-strikeout-king-hunter-brown-gif-gif-6521925538016747174

[vocal spindle]

Idk Framber Valdez kinda cute

[bleak mountain]

springs to

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/houston-astros-astros-framber-valdez-tired-sleepy-gif-23537784

[weary mist]

@barren stone you got an active server ?

[bleak mountain]

fat fucking toad

block face

[hearty sparrow]

+1.5x✅

[weary mist]

ain’t framber lose weight (allegedly)

[split radish]

framber no hitters: 1
sale no hitters: 0

[barren stone]

You can message me I don’t discuss it in here

[bleak mountain]

if framber pitches good tmrw he earns my respect

[split radish]

i think ik who my goat is

[vocal spindle]

King will not tolerate Framber Valdez slander

[bleak mountain]

frambers sexiness: 0
sales sexiness: 10000000

[split radish]

no hitters > sexiness

ngl

[weary mist]

framber got a no hitter? against who

[bleak mountain]

framber only 122 ks

pathetic

[split radish]

damn wtf

[vocal spindle]

Astros losses to White Sox since August 13th: 1
Everyone else in baseball: 0

[split radish]

Yankees lost to them too

lol

wtf

[vocal spindle]

August 12th

Bozo

[split radish]

walkers K line is 3.5

ummmmm

[vocal spindle]

He’s an opener, only playing the first inning

free under

[split radish]

no

[bleak mountain]

bro who told u that

[meager rampart]

Omg i need ohoppe to hit

[vocal spindle]

I’m literally the manager wth you mean “no”

[split radish]

😂

he goes 70-80 pitches

uhhhh

[vocal spindle]

He’s going 15 max

[split radish]

idk ill see the nats lineup tmr

[bleak mountain]

i hate abbott i hope he falls off a cliff

[vocal spindle]

The no hitter curse is crazy

Has a single pitcher been good this year after throwing a no hitter?

[split radish]

guardians last year

[split radish]

yeah

snell

[vocal spindle]

Doesn’t count, he hasn’t had time to fall off yet

[meager rampart]

Mf struck out wow

[vocal spindle]

Blanco been garbage since his no hitter

Cease fell off after his

[bleak mountain]

damn theres no one good tmrw

[split radish]

blanco was bound to fall off

hes never pitched this many innings before

[bleak mountain]

i need a hitter for tmrw

someone lmk

[split radish]

but we should be moving to a 6 man rotation soon

[split radish]

Snell walks trust

[bleak mountain]

hitter dumbass

[split radish]

oh

[weary mist]

yea that was wayyy before i was an mlb guy

[meager rampart]

Everybody but the person i picked hit wow

[vocal spindle]

Ngl I might not bet tmrw

Sundays suck

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-for-donating-maga-gif-15840637

there goes 150!

[split radish]

i like stallings, realmuto, or seager

for hits

[meager rampart]

I should’ve took him over ohoppe

[weary mist]

@bleak mountain i admire you

[bleak mountain]

stfu

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/crackhead-donation-have-a-heart-gif-12340654

[split radish]

casual

[vocal spindle]

Why you defending him like he yo bf

[split radish]

oh fuck

[vocal spindle]

Hop off

[split radish]

seager

hr

tmr

[unique hare]

Being a baseball casual is a compliment

[vocal spindle]

No

[split radish]

3 homers in 6 at bats vs pablo

[bleak mountain]

seager.. homerun

fucking dumbass

[vocal spindle]

Seager worst hitter in the league

[bleak mountain]

stfu

[split radish]

bro hes on your team

[vocal spindle]

Bro really said a rangers hitter for a home run ☠️☠️☠️

[weary mist]

elly

[bleak mountain]

if seager hits a homer ill get naked

[hearty sparrow]

+1x✅

[vocal spindle]

So that’s how you know I ain’t lying

[split radish]

seager going yard

[vocal spindle]

I’m boutta relief pitch and throw him a meatball just for this

[weary mist]

i take being an nfl and nba die hard as a compliment

[split radish]

pablo trash asf too

[vocal spindle]

Rangers can’t even score 1 run per game what makes you think bro can hit a homer ☠️☠️☠️

[bleak mountain]

might make a pitchers slip

[unique hare]

Like a sane person

[weary mist]

ong he might be the first pitch i ever banned 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Ima just hope we get discounts tmrw so I can take the under

[split radish]

its crazy how bad he fell off

[vocal spindle]

Easy free square

[bleak mountain]

best believe framber will be discounted

or boosted

[vocal spindle]

He’s the only pitcher I’ve never banned, he’s such a free fade

I hate Pablo with every fiber of my being

[bleak mountain]

i rlly wanna bet on marlins game

but like

nobodies good

[vocal spindle]

This how I feel going to rangers games

[split radish]

cant relate ngl

actually

chas is fucking horrid

hate that dude

[vocal spindle]

Out of 10 players to bet on I end up betting on the other team so my slip don’t chalk

[bleak mountain]

paul blackburn on the mound

[vocal spindle]

Bc I always wanna go bet on a ranger when I go to the game to make it fun

But we so actual trash

[bleak mountain]

past 2 weeks edwards is batting .364

[weary mist]

marlins mets is such a mid off

[vocal spindle]

Jake burger might be top 5 all time

[vocal spindle]

What team are you a fan of

[bleak mountain]

never say that shit again

[split radish]

yeah ngl @vocal spindle i might have to bet on corey tmr

[weary mist]

tbh i never picked one. i just be watching for fun 😭

[vocal spindle]

Hn

[weary mist]

i guess maybe the dodgers just cause they have good players

[split radish]

nigga nobody

[weary mist]

but idk

[vocal spindle]

What’s 6+5

[bleak mountain]

jonah bride, .381 past 2 weeks and wind blowing deep left

[vocal spindle]

Bro got 15 seconds to answer or he’s gone ☠️

jkjk, potato will prolly take him out tho

[weary mist]

smith donald is insane. bro spelled it backwards

[bleak mountain]

I found my guy

[vocal spindle]

“John doe” ahh name

[bleak mountain]

pairing with framber under

[split radish]

ryan o hearn under

✅

[weary mist]

John Smith.

[split radish]

kike under

[bleak mountain]

please lets fuck

[vocal spindle]

Aaron judge under

[split radish]

Bro

[vocal spindle]

Juan Soto under

Every yankee under

Ohtani under

[junior aspen]

Who wants some bad picks?

[vocal spindle]

Vlad under

Bobby Witt under

[weary mist]

@bleak mountain what’s your opinion on advanced stats

[vocal spindle]

Waste of time

[vocal spindle]

Bet on vibes

[unique hare]

This your pick up line?

[vocal spindle]

Only app that has Enrique as “kike”

[bleak mountain]

the fuck

[split radish]

this nigga cheesing so hard 😭

[bleak mountain]

wtf is that

[junior aspen]

I’ve been betting on the Giants for home team vibes 😭 they suck

[split radish]

fip, whip, uhh

more stats

[bleak mountain]

Oh

[weary mist]

you ain’t never looked at WHIP bro?

[bleak mountain]

what abt it

[weary mist]

do you ever used advanced stats to make lays

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-cool-hwip-cool-whip-whipped-cream-gif-20602328

[split radish]

best app

@long gorge smith donald threatened to hurt my family pls help

[junior aspen]

You can’t since it’s at 0 😭

Unless you have money for me to deposit

[bleak mountain]

all i use is gameday, swish, statsmuse, chatgpt

[vocal spindle]

They should change Jayson Tatum to “cornball”

[split radish]

nigga volpe going under

[vocal spindle]

What’s 6+5

[split radish]

they should change adolis garcia to juicer and altuve to midget

[vocal spindle]

And jarren Duran to GOAT

[split radish]

tennis racket

[weary mist]

this is insane bro is there any chance of this hitting 😭

[vocal spindle]

f

[weary mist]

this was Ant bro

[vocal spindle]

Bro ain’t even show the line

[weary mist]

0.5 submissions

[split radish]

nigga thats you to the him dude

[weary mist]

he’s the best hater i’ve ever seen. i admire the game

[hearty sparrow]

+1.5x✅

[bleak mountain]

this trash ass app

[split radish]

get out

[bleak mountain]

drop lines early bro

why yall omd

[vocal spindle]

If anyone needs an easy 2 man slip to bankroll I gotchu

[weary mist]

@hearty sparrow let me get post notifications

[bleak mountain]

my reads are amazing

😂

[vocal spindle]

For who cuh

[weary mist]

the israel dude

[vocal spindle]

@tired sandal send me the locks

[vocal spindle]

Izzy’s retirement home ahh ain’t submitting nobody ngl

bro is a pure striker

[weary mist]

that’s the highest multiplier i’ve ever seen

on this app

[split radish]

Ufc sucks

[unique hare]

Baseball fan

[vocal spindle]

Bro throw a $1 on this slip

Trust bro

It’ll hit

[split radish]

blazers fan

[vocal spindle]

Cheaters fan

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[split radish]

is realmuto not starting tmr

wtf

[glacial oriole]

fight time might be free

[split radish]

No

im tired of seeing u win nigga

[vocal spindle]

Chris Sale’s bum ahh couldn’t cash over 10.5 Ks

Fraud

[bleak mountain]

fuck all yall

[tropic dome]

?

[weary mist]

@vocal spindle Opponent Splits: The White Sox have been inconsistent offensively, but they have several batters who hit left-handed pitching well, which could challenge Valdez. The right-handed heavy lineup and some key hitters like Vaughn and Robert Jr. with good histories against him make this matchup trickier despite Valdez’s strong overall splits.

he also throws a .268 with runners in scoring position

[vocal spindle]

White Sox bat .000 against pitchers weighing over 450 lbs

[marble mirage]

true

[vocal spindle]

Aside from Vaughn, no white Sox hitter has hit well against lefties over the past 3 months

[split obsidian]

Reported

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[split radish]

Lmaoooo

[primal mountain]

thanks adell for saving this slip because Olson's a loser

[split radish]

@vocal spindle shota over 4.5 ks?

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[vocal spindle]

I hate shota

[weary mist]

@vapid obsidian streets saying you chalked me

[solar tulip]

I better have my money tmr ud

[vapid obsidian]

I chalk myself den twin🤷🏻‍♂️

[weary mist]

are you watching it

idk what i’m looking for

i’m just watching 2 mfs beat the crap out of each other

this sport is so trash

LMAOOOO

HE PUT IZZY IN A CHOKE HOLD

[vocal spindle]

Snell at 8.5 ks is hilarious

Yeah I’m not going over

[weary mist]

yo who got the match time

[vocal spindle]

You got 1 minute for a knockout or a submission otherwise you chalked

21.5 = a minute and a half into the 5th round

[weary mist]

it ended in like

the fourth

i think

maybe

[vocal spindle]

Nvm it ended

Submission

I didn’t see that

[weary mist]

did i win

[vocal spindle]

So it cashed

Yeah

[weary mist]

u 21.5

BANGGGG

https://tenor.com/view/boom-tom-brady-brady-boom-yes-gif-13936946

THE STREAK LIVES ON

[split radish]

@vocal spindle andrew abbott under 5.5 Ks might be nice

imma take it

[vocal spindle]

Lowkey value

[weary mist]

how often does HOU walk

[split radish]

No

[weary mist]

okay

[split radish]

🤞🏽

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/go-white-boy-go-boy-go-white-boy-go-dance-dance-white-gif-24608281

DDP today.

[vapid obsidian]

Let’s get paid baby boy!

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/faneto-chief-keef-dance-squad-gif-14536622

[vapid obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/lfg-gif-24650070

[vocal spindle]

Doesn’t matter, ky bush walks anyone and everyone

In his 2 starts he’s had 5 walks and 7 walks

[weary mist]

i’m looking at Nix tomorrow and ngl

there’s a LOT to like

from an internal standpoint

[vocal spindle]

Blake snell’s lines are insane

I might fade snell ngl

[weary mist]

without looking at packers

[weary mist]

he’s the popular pick for sure

you’re probs better betting on a more mediocre player

[vocal spindle]

3.5 hits allowed is crazy work

Same with 8.5 ks

[weary mist]

8.5 K’s is ludicrous

[vocal spindle]

Both look like free fades

[weary mist]

is it even odds

[vocal spindle]

He’s heavily favored to go over

[weary mist]

what about payouts

[vocal spindle]

Dude chalkboard boosts make me mad sometimes

Bc I hate that you can’t use the regular line when it’s boosted, so I can’t pair a line I like with another boost

@weary mist Ima dm you

[weary mist]

type shit

[ashen hatch]

#kbo

Is there no kbo here

[chrome rock]

3.5 hits allowed is crazy

[hearty sparrow]

f4 6x/1.5x.

[chrome rock]

whats the multiplier

[weary mist]

i tailed

lets see what you got bro

[hearty sparrow]

f4 6x/1.5x.

[tropic dome]

marcell not doing that back to back

[valid plover]

I did under

Shohei

Good luck

[heady hound]

trea turner over harper (imo)

[hearty sparrow]

will i get in trouble if i post “betr” on here

[heady hound]

no

i dont think so

[hearty sparrow]

okay thanks

i know prizepicks gets sensitive & mute you if you post anything else

[heady hound]

lmao cs another app might have better lines

[hearty sparrow]

whats the payouts like

betr is f5 10x/2.5x like ud

f6 20x/1.25x/1.05x

[heady hound]

honestly i usually dont worry about the multipliers only because i wont get anything if my picks are wrong 😔

[cedar hamlet]

A little Korean Baseball Wake n Cash! 😴💰 I actually feel very confident bout this one!

Also 8x

[vapid obsidian]

Should I put ryu on my streak ?

[cedar hamlet]

I personally would

I put them in order of confidence from top to bottom

[vapid obsidian]

I like the ryu personally let’s 🙏🏻

U bet on kbo often?

[vapid obsidian]

Streak in yo hands see u inna AM!

[cedar hamlet]

Imma be real with you, I just started. I’m still learning, but we all gotta start somewhere!

[vapid obsidian]

Heredia etha gon push or go O

[vapid obsidian]

I looked into it aswell and feel like he gon get hella k’s

I pray

[cedar hamlet]

Hopefully the streak lives on 🔥

[vapid obsidian]

Last 5 games he went 4/5 over hits allowed

4/6 by the am I hope

[sinful thunder]

Whoever jagsdb82 is, I'm jealous as hell

15$ champions entry. 1800$ bucks

[hearty sparrow]

sorry, plz dont ban me♥️

[sinful thunder]

Mostly the home run ig

[vapid obsidian]

Scorchers that’s y

[sinful thunder]

Still, that's an impressive payout for a pick4

In that pool, each point was worth nearly 2 bucks vs the other pool I played in, where each pt was equal to a buck

[dreamy cipher]

where’s whip

[hearty sparrow]

dabble philly/mets 3 man stacks f6 25x. (no correlation payout shifts)♥️

[dreamy cipher]

damn we can’t send pictures

[jaunty crater]

Damn dude so 💩

[hearty sparrow]

ud please let us stack without payout shifts♥️

[vapid obsidian]

@cedar hamlet I think he went less by .5

[cedar hamlet]

Yeah Ryu cashed

He got taken out after 6 hits

💪

[vapid obsidian]

😎

my guy!

[cedar hamlet]

My other two picks not lookin too hot

Also don’t ask my why I’m up at 4am lmao

[vapid obsidian]

Shii wya

It’s 7 wey I b

[cedar hamlet]

(I’m up with my newborn hahaha)

But anyways, glad you cashed! My other two plays not looking too hot unfortunately. Both 0-for going into late innings 😩

[vapid obsidian]

6 more to go!

[gusty lantern]

@cedar hamlet

You got any 2 picks for today

[cedar hamlet]

Waiting for NFL preseason picks to go live

[gusty lantern]

🤞

[foggy basalt]

Wake y’all ass up

[primal monolith]

Fantasy needs to drop ASAP

[gritty radish]

And y’all better drop y’all picks

Or I’m crashing

[chrome tartan]

Sunday donation day

[weary mist]

i’m only playing one pick today

[ebon prism]

What picks y’all running today boys

[wicked peak]

Free?

Or trap?

[foggy basalt]

Wsh having a field day

[split radish]

morton over 5.5 Ks maybe

[hearty sparrow]

fpts arms f4 6x/1.5x.

fpts arms f4 6x/1.5x.

fpts arms f4 6x/1.5x.

[weary mist]

38.5 for Framber is WILD.

[weary mist]

i might take the under ngl.

[digital raptor]

bumped to 40.5

[weary mist]

wtffff 😭

[digital raptor]

free under

[weary mist]

i projected him for 31

i wanna take the under so bad

but it’s also the white sox

[digital raptor]

snell at 44.5 is atrocious

[weary mist]

UD prolly knew he was gonna be the community play today. i did some light scouting on him yesterday due to the matchup but i had to stop once someone told he had a 9.5 K line

ion play those types of pitchers 😭😭😭

[copper epoch]

I had a feeling Cease was gonna pull some bs

[weary mist]

cease got put on the banned list next to pablo lopez after his marlins game

and i’m not saying that cause he’s a bad pitcher

[digital raptor]

yep cease banned

[weary mist]

i’m saying that cause he’s got horrendous game management and game IQ

[digital raptor]

became so ass after the no hitter game

[weary mist]

i watched Cease throw MULTIPLE fast balls to Jake Burger (power hitter) when Burger has a large discrepancy in stats between fasts and breakings

any good pitcher is gonna exploit that

idk if he didn’t know that from lack of preparation or 😭

[digital raptor]

plus it's sunday. unexpected shit always happen

[weary mist]

any pitcher in the 40’s is too rich for my taste

i like the upper 20’s to low 30’s more

keep bumping Shota up so i can take the under in a bad matchup 😭😭😭

[twin socket]

Chalk in da 6th inning

[weary mist]

Luis Castillo got banned yesterday too

0-2 count on O’neil Cruz and still managed to walk him

[copper epoch]

When I seen his PO line 17.5 I had a feeling it was gonna be sweaty because he usually 18.5 juiced to the under.

5 Ks 5 walks 🤣

[pliant gust]

Where the walks at

[weary mist]

probably took it off cause he sucks

can’t bet on Bush today

everything’s too juiced

[pliant gust]

It’s not even a demon or goblin on PP

[weary mist]

i took shota under instead of Gray over

[calm plover]

rockies have the hardest stadium to pitch in lmaoo

[vapid obsidian]

I need 1 lock who should I take ????????

[split radish]

am i a madman for thinking woodford might get 4 ks

[vocal spindle]

Snell and Framber’s lines are so juiced it’s not even funny

I wouldn’t even be mad if they sold my under bc they earned that 😭

[vapid obsidian]

He might tbh he never played against sea befo

I literally got 6 locks left I can’t waste no spots on no chalk shi

[dawn urchin]

My NRFI slip of the day

[vapid obsidian]

Who you fav outa dat twin

[split radish]

Seager going deep first pitch sorry

[dawn urchin]

Also my favorite MLB play of the day. Nearly 8 free points with Kershaw vs the cardinals who suck. Yes please

[vocal spindle]

Such cap

[shadow sluice]

Hey guys am new Here

[vocal spindle]

Seager going 0/5

[dawn urchin]

Tex/Min & Stl/LA 2 favorites

[dawn urchin]

Honestly him & Marcus terrify me every time I do a NRFI with the rangers

[split radish]

Hes going deep first pitch

[vocal spindle]

He’s not getting a hit

[split radish]

He is

I whispered in his ear

[vocal spindle]

Rangers NRFI is always so free

[vocal spindle]

Zesty

Andy Ibanez hitting for the cycle today

[pliant gust]

Been waiting on a Corey bomb for like four days now

[vocal spindle]

☠️

[split radish]

best lineup of all time???

[dawn urchin]

If you told you took this yourself in the clubhouse I’d believe you

[vocal spindle]

“Chas McCormick”

[dawn urchin]

You waiting

[split radish]

Lemme tell you how this is gonna go

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-am-not-going-to-hear-you-out-hear-me-out-sheep-flames-fe-studio-gif-26478875

[dawn urchin]

He’s about to write you a paragraph

[split radish]

strikeout
groundout
single
strikeout
single
strikeout
flyout
strikeout
strikeout

[vocal spindle]

Signing off

[split radish]

in that order exactly

[vapid obsidian]

I need a lock for my streak

Francisco Linder O?

[chrome tartan]

hey

[silent ember]

https://tenor.com/view/miami-marlins-nick-fortes-marlins-lets-go-fish-home-run-marlins-gif-9440536028524407636

[restive bramble]

Thoughts

[split obsidian]

Going off last 5 games is asking for a L

Ngl

[pliant gust]

How many innings you think Walker pitching

Only second game back

[restive bramble]

Facts I just kno Rea can go over easily

[restive bramble]

Idk good ? G

[pliant gust]

Who’s hitting a HR in Great Little League Ball Park today

[hushed solstice]

Kershaw O 4.5 Ks
Rea O 4 Ks
Mabrey O 13.5 points
Thoughts?

@pliant gust who’s playing in that park?

[jaunty coyote]

Tailing

Nvm

Game started

[pliant gust]

KC and CIN

[jaunty coyote]

@primal mountain u got anymore ?