┆⚾・baseball

[vocal spindle]

No he got banned

[unique hare]

Lmao

Banned account, not gonna pay you your streak, and you know what, fuck outta this server idiot

[vocal spindle]

You’re next 👀

[unique hare]

Gotta hit a streak first

Gotta be able to bet on ud 1st😭

[vocal spindle]

I tailed your tennis slip and it chalked

[unique hare]

Lies

[vocal spindle]

So I feel like it’s only right I get my vengeance

[vocal spindle]

You were the one that told me Carlos was gonna lose

[primal mountain]

I cant believe im stuck at home depot

[unique hare]

Didnt you start a server for 25 bucks per person then immediately shut it down and run away with the money

[primal mountain]

Someone please gimme the locks lol

[vocal spindle]

No ☠️

[vocal spindle]

It was $100

Get the accusations right silk

[primal mountain]

How much did you make, jp?

[vocal spindle]

This didn’t actually happen ☠️

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/so-good-wink-smile-oh-yeah-its-true-gif-24163876

[restive bramble]

Yea I’m just doing the 5k instead then ima do the 10k to make 15k 🤷🏾‍♂️

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/eddie-murphy-gif-12875179

[vocal spindle]

Silk just mad I stole his $100

I told him I had tennis locks and he folded

[restive bramble]

Let’s cash this streak together gang @hard kraken

[primal mountain]

If you got Silk to pay you....then you definitely are an Expert 🤣🤣🤣

[unique hare]

Still waiting on my life size derrick white statue you promised me

[elder coyote]

Webb under pitching outs ?

[vocal spindle]

Baseball records be so fake

[gentle sand]

Quintana over or under so

[rapid epoch]

Anybody else account taking forever to cash out? Smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ been houuuuurssssssssss

[chilly bay]

Y’all hit the streak ?

[vocal spindle]

Put a K on it

[vapid obsidian]

Always

[dry flare]

never happening

[chilly bay]

Y’all hit the 11 streak?

Cap

Always withdraw with paypal

Oh

[vapid obsidian]

I’m on like 5

[chilly bay]

8.77 pepper and he homered last game ??

[chilly bay]

That’s a lot of XP

[vocal spindle]

I’m waiting for nfl for the last leg

[chilly bay]

DAMN HE ONE OFFF

no you can win that today

[vapid obsidian]

U could catch some one off wnba wdf shi free u crazy

[dry flare]

🙏

[chilly bay]

Fr

[vocal spindle]

it’s not even mine ☠️

[chilly bay]

Forget about WNBA

[vocal spindle]

Lol

[unique hare]

He chalked

[chilly bay]

BOOOOO

[dry flare]

wait really?

[chilly bay]

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[earnest elm]

Mookie is out. I need a pair to go with Harper

[subtle kraken]

i heard u a scammer

[unique hare]

Yep😭

[vocal spindle]

It’s from that one dude that posted that same screenshot 4 times a day for 3 weeks straight

☠️☠️

[subtle kraken]

no joke

[vocal spindle]

That lost $1 look so funny

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-solana-monke-monkey-gif-9277508150881632018

[unique hare]

Id pay 10 to not feel what he felt when he lost that last pick

[unique hare]

Panda kinda weird too (my sisters account)

[dry flare]

what about that says scammer?

[subtle kraken]

i just said i heard he was a scammer

[unique hare]

I heard you murder babies

Just saying

Fr fr send me 200 to spite the haters

Oooo that would make the haters mad

Would be so funny

[glacial oriole]

Did you see that mookie is out for your play of the day

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken panda posted in his server saying you’re a scammer and stuff like that

I talked to him about it this morning

[dawn urchin]

THAT DUDE WAS ANNOYING

[vocal spindle]

Can we not do this here

Pretty please 🙏

[unique hare]

I say we settle this by seeing who sends me more money

[vocal spindle]

I asked nicely 😀

[unique hare]

Whoever does isnt a scammer

[dawn urchin]

….

[vocal spindle]

I say whoever has less felony charges is the real scammer

[unique hare]

200 chump change for panda

Stunt on the haters panda

[dry flare]

found the scammer

[errant tinsel]

i have a couple felony charges but they are pending removal

[dry flare]

future scammer ^

[unique hare]

I knew you hit that 98 year old with a jumping switch kick

[vocal spindle]

Everyone send me money, and whoever sends the most gets all the money everyone sent!

[dawn urchin]

This reminds of that time in the NBA chat these 2 guys just kept showing off 1K winning slip after slip. Just a whipping it out contest

[glacial oriole]

Hell Yeah JP

[errant tinsel]

lmaooo

[dry flare]

jp sends himself an IOU for 1m, technically not a scam

[errant tinsel]

atleast he wasnt 100

[glacial oriole]

Play of the day (This shit is chalking)

[chrome rock]

Send me 0.1 bitcoin and I will send you back 0.2 bitcoin

[unique hare]

Future sex offender

[errant tinsel]

woah

[dry flare]

and past and present

[dawn urchin]

@unique hare

[unique hare]

Shooters shoot

[chrome rock]

😭

[glacial oriole]

Denzel Valentine

[vocal spindle]

Don’t tag Edward for personal beef

[errant tinsel]

@hard kraken how u let them make u change your name back lol i couldve sworn it was rarely miss something 😭

[vocal spindle]

May I suggest a friendly fade?

[dawn urchin]

I love how you still have this saved

[dry flare]

i will never delete this

[dry flare]

i also have this

[dawn urchin]

HELLO PENGUIN IS UP MASSIVELY RIGHT NOW

[scarlet saffron]

Sounds like my dog

[dry flare]

yeah when i made that you were only dong like 1-2 hello groups per day

[unique hare]

yrfis for every match is FREE

nuking

[dawn urchin]

Up to 4 now & no NBA rivals

[dawn urchin]

EASY CASH

[errant tinsel]

nothing about a fade is friendly but i have a parlay on who will get more significant strikes

[dry flare]

vs the celtics? thats a trap

[vivid lotus]

?

[vocal spindle]

Vs the Red Sox

[errant tinsel]

responded to wrong message lol im definitely a elly fan

[dry flare]

even worse lol

[unique hare]

I get sad everytime i open my pictures cause its a bunch of ud ws

Take me back

[vocal spindle]

Friendly fades are legal in 2/50 states

Including Texas

[errant tinsel]

texas is shoot on sight lol

[dry flare]

needs to be against the patriots or its a fade for me

[vapid obsidian]

Df😂😂😂

[errant tinsel]

embiid could definitely throw a 20 mph fastball

probably be hurt right after

[vocal spindle]

Which one is safer?

[unique hare]

Id be more comfortable with a jaylen brown strikeouts promo

[chrome rock]

Jaylen brown is free

[dry flare]

yeah she sold too. 0 Ks smh

[chrome rock]

and then mfs would be crying when she gets 0 ks 😭 💀

[vocal spindle]

I’ll make more of these during nfl season

[errant tinsel]

change angel to batter strikeouts itll be the perfect scorcher

[chrome rock]

VOIDD THE PLAYY

VOID ROBBIE RAY ( he didnt make it out the 1st inning)

😭

[vocal spindle]

She wouldn’t throw a single pitch and UD still wouldn’t rescue 😭

[sand wadi]

Ud greedy asf

[dawn urchin]

I honestly miss the $50 free squares we used to get

[sand wadi]

Boutta uninstall

[errant tinsel]

i miss ud before they added scooby doo effects

[chrome rock]

UD gives me free money bro

[vocal spindle]

I just watched an old lady walk out of Kroger with nothing but a cane and a giant sized box of Honey Nut Cheerios

[sand wadi]

Didn’t ask bro

[errant tinsel]

she gonna put warm water in that

[calm plover]

let’s go!

[cedar hamlet]

Oh hell naw

[vocal spindle]

Ironically enough…

[calm plover]

thanks for the reverse goat

[chrome rock]

No way u losing money on Underdog when they give u free squares and discounts every week 😭

[sand wadi]

Ud discounts r shi homie 😭

[rose raptor]

Can’t decide between mariners/tigers NRFI or Mets/As

[sand wadi]

No way u defending a betting app 😭

[cedar hamlet]

They be traps

[errant tinsel]

i just robbed a local credit union Ud wasnt doing the job

[chrome rock]

thats fire asf

[sand wadi]

Ud greedy AND lazy

[chrome rock]

you must be picking the wrong ones

[dawn urchin]

SHE ABOUT THAT LIFE

[chrome rock]

I hit 80% of the discounts

[sand wadi]

Again, didn’t ask homie

[rose raptor]

^^^

[errant tinsel]

she just caught a body now time for dinner

[chrome rock]

bro it sounds like a skill issue homie theres no way you're consistently chalking every discount there giving u

[errant tinsel]

thats what i hear on 2k skill issue😭

[sand wadi]

Only skill issue is u dick riding UD

[vocal spindle]

No way you hating on a betting app yet still continue to use it AND are in their discord server..

[pliant gust]

Addiction

[sand wadi]

Cuz I don’t lose money homie but they changing shi and turning into a greedier community

[forest remnant]

anybody got a good two man?

[chrome rock]

New payouts are bad ngl they should go back to the old ones but the promos are fine and the app is good for the most part

[sand wadi]

The correlation deductions r diabolical

[chrome rock]

ofcourse you're going to get a promo chalk once in a while but if you consistently take them you are making free promo $

[vocal spindle]

I’m robbing a bank rn and this cop just sitting outside staring at me, he must think my fit hard

[primal mountain]

This is why I don't get into a debate with JP

[sand wadi]

Discounts r ass and the app turning bad everyday

[primal mountain]

He gives you actual facts and knowledge to embarass you

[vocal spindle]

Yeah new payout system is my only real complaint

[primal mountain]

When you think you've outsmarted JP, you're wrong

[sand wadi]

@primal mountain just found Jp side chick

[vocal spindle]

Joey is 5 times my age 😭😭

[stiff turret]

He's miami fan he's not that bright

[sand wadi]

Sugar daddy*

[chrome rock]

💀

[dry flare]

that would make you 10

[dry flare]

these payout shifts are garbage now

[sand wadi]

Cuh UD greedy ash that y everyone switching apps

[vocal spindle]

I said what I said

[dry flare]

UD about to fall

[primal mountain]

oh no, I've triggered this jit

[dry flare]

im going to have to revoke your expert status and kick you from the server for being underage

[sand wadi]

“Jit” that how yk mf in middle school 😭😭

[primal mountain]

Don't worry, Misha, I won't hold your stupidity against you

[vocal spindle]

No you

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-jake-peralta-b99-badge-gun-gif-12462478

[vocal spindle]

Yeah you’re cooked

[glacial oriole]

Do both (that’s what i just did)

[rose raptor]

I just chose 1 bc it’s for my streak

[sand wadi]

Streaks r a scam

[forest remnant]

ong

[rose raptor]

Not at all

[sand wadi]

Another dick rider

[rose raptor]

🤡

[sand wadi]

Simple math gangy

[dry flare]

yeah streaks kinda suck but its fun to try

[rose raptor]

^

[unique hare]

I hope whoever started the dickrider/glazing/slobbing thing burns in hell

[abstract citrus]

Yappity yapping yapper

[unique hare]

People legit dont know how to talk anymore

Just fucking twitter speak everywhere

[sand wadi]

Chill old man

[restive bramble]

Tf why they banned him cause he won the streak

[unique hare]

Brush your teeth with my hairy dick

[rose raptor]

Bc I like a feature they added, apparently it makes me a dick rider

[twilit panther]

Had two accounts

[sand wadi]

U talk to ur children like that

[dry flare]

this guy?

[restive bramble]

Ohh gotchu

[dry flare]

yeah lol

[abstract citrus]

This man Pitiq in so many servers

[twilit panther]

Fr he is

[dry flare]

banned for multi-accounting and claiming it was because won is dirty

[unique hare]

It is weird that he only got banned after he hit the streak tho lol

[abstract citrus]

Very

[twilit panther]

They could’ve done it sooner

[vocal spindle]

Lawrence butler out today

[unique hare]

They were fine with when he was donating but soon as it was time to pay up

[abstract citrus]

A’s gonna get cooked today

No butler or Rooker

[primal mountain]

exactly

[unique hare]

Glazing

[primal mountain]

It's even a wonder how some of them made out of the education system

[vocal spindle]

He got banned in this server, he’s in like every server lol

[dry flare]

yeah well they dont review every account created only when someone goes to withdraw

[errant tinsel]

they just pass them on lol give them imaginary passing grades to get them out there school

[dry flare]

lot of cracks to slip through

[primal mountain]

Yeah. "lk deadass jit gonna balh alruoana[ioh " means something to them

I'm like WTF

[dry flare]

"hoping" no it just more efficient and better profit for them.

[knotty mist]

Lindor scores a run today?

[errant tinsel]

florida ish there😂

[knotty mist]

Or Pete hrr?

[primal mountain]

it's like pig latin, but it's not

[errant tinsel]

its nig latin👀 😭

[primal mountain]

and now they're just stringing words together to form new words

[chrome tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerk-butt-booty-big-booty-gif-6027772095848889292

[chrome rock]

Crazy odds

[vocal spindle]

Mariners bases loaded

[unique hare]

idk what the correlation is but thank you

[vocal spindle]

No hits

[chrome tartan]

have a good thursday 🍑

[dusty jolt]

LMFAO

the discount chalked last night

OF COURSE LMFAO

[glacial oriole]

These nrfi’s are chalked

[vocal spindle]

3/4 discounts cashed

Both games loaded bases

[dry flare]

unnecessary

[ionic shard]

faedo...

i thought tarik was pitching today

oh well...

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/masvidal-jorge-masvidal-necessary-super-necessary-gif-15479767

[vocal spindle]

Uh why?

[ionic shard]

someone here said it i forget who

its alright

[knotty mist]

He getting 2 hits today?

[vocal spindle]

Skubal pitched 2 days ago..

[ionic shard]

faedo is not awful

[vocal spindle]

Polanco run

Rbi walk

Faedo still has a no hitter

[rose raptor]

Jesus fuccc faedo

4 fuccing walks

[split radish]

faedo u bum

[ionic shard]

faedo doing his robbie ray impression

i still have faith.

[rose raptor]

He already chalked

[chrome tartan]

😹

[rose raptor]

Ofc I chose the wrong NRFI for my streak

[vocal spindle]

Both NRFIs gonna end up being the wrong one

[chrome tartan]

dam yall suck at this fr

[split radish]

Why would u ever do nrfi for a bullpen game

[ionic shard]

who here told me skubal would pitch today

[split radish]

thats suicide

[ionic shard]

had to be trolling

😅

[split radish]

Bro

He pitched like 2 days ago

😭😭

[humble jungle]

omfg faedo terrible lmfao

[chrome tartan]

mans was the taco

[vocal spindle]

Honestly just stop taking NRFIs

[ionic shard]

so why would someone tell me hes pitching again lmfao

[vocal spindle]

Like 90% of games in the past 2 weeks have been YRFI

[chrome tartan]

agreed

[vocal spindle]

don’t take NRFIs in August..

[split radish]

Yea

Esp for teams that are battling for a playoff spot

[unique hare]

so my 7 yrfi slip is hitting

[vocal spindle]

Lindor out

[vocal spindle]

I went 7/8 doing all YRFI slips 2 days in a row

[ionic shard]

damn

[unique hare]

pain

[ionic shard]

that sucks

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t even have a read for them I just pressed YRFI down the line

[unique hare]

thats what i did lol put a dollar

[ionic shard]

the mets freaking stink

[primal mountain]

i need alonso

[unique hare]

mets and the rockies exist to chalk me

[ionic shard]

i have his jersey lol

[chrome tartan]

just like the rest of new york

[ionic shard]

its a nice one 😅😂

facts

and edwin diaz

[vocal spindle]

Says the dolphins fan

[ionic shard]

hahahaha

[split radish]

I hate all miami teams

[vocal spindle]

Whole earth hates Houston teams

Except the Texans

Texans valid

Texans used to be hated tho when they had Massage Watson

[waxen idol]

Fall off of this app needs to be studied

[chrome tartan]

all the apps dont play fair

theyre all ass

[vocal spindle]

Mitch Spence ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[waxen idol]

This one has progressively gotten worse over the past couple months

[vocal spindle]

As long as people don’t have the discipline to stop playing when they make these changes, it’s gonna continue

If they don’t see profits go down, they’re not going to stop

[split radish]

JD hit

[split radish]

no

everybody hates the astros

alot of people like the rockets and texans

Lol

[vocal spindle]

I said except the Texans

[waxen idol]

Rs

[vocal spindle]

People don’t like the rockets

[rose raptor]

Who tf like the rockets

[chrome rock]

Rockets are ass and boring to watch

[split radish]

they on the come up

trust

[rose raptor]

I agree with that but nobody knows them

[split radish]

we are the next dubs dynasty

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy

[rose raptor]

99.9999% of the population couldn’t name a rockets player

[split radish]

yeah ur capping

Lmao

[rose raptor]

Nah not at all

[split radish]

sengun and green are household names

[chrome rock]

i wouldnt say that

[rose raptor]

If u walked up to someone, they would not know them☠️

[split radish]

They are

[chrome rock]

Theyre house hold names maybe in texas

[rose raptor]

Only nba fans know them

[split radish]

nigga just cuz u dont know them doesnt mean no one else does 😂

[vocal spindle]

Y’all’s star player clapped down his teammate and video’d it…

[chrome rock]

but in greenland?

[split radish]

but he gets buckets

tyreek beats women

[vocal spindle]

Formerly

And allegedly

☠️

[chrome rock]

if i went to Luxembourg nobody could name a rockets player

[rose raptor]

Tate green Sheppard sengun whitmore landale green

[split radish]

once an abuser always an abuser

[rose raptor]

Ik a lot of players

[vocal spindle]

Jalen green abused his teammate

Physically abused him

Very physically

[rose raptor]

Household names r curry Durant lebron

Adding sengun and green in there just funny

[chrome rock]

wasnt that the luka clip of someone giving backshots in the back

or was that OKC

[chrome tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/adisney-anthony-davis-lakers-the-brow-gif-24886932

[waxen idol]

YOOOOOOOOOOO

UNSEND THAT

[split radish]

luka would never get caught doing that

[vocal spindle]

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that Alex Faedo just pitched a no hitter?

[split radish]

Oh boy

Kenta maeda in

😭😭😭😭

[rose raptor]

Took the wrong NRFI for my streak

8 streak down the hole

[knotty ferry]

I need 2 more picks for my 8 man parlay gimmie something

[chrome rock]

mariners NRFI?

[rose raptor]

Yep

[vocal spindle]

Mariners the only team that could get no hit and still be winning 😭😭

[rose raptor]

Was either them or Mets and I chose wrong

Shocker

[vocal spindle]

Desmond Bane over hrr

[rose raptor]

If I actually went outside during a thunderstorm, I actually think I’d get hit by lightning

[split radish]

Winker i need a hit bluddy

[chrome tartan]

ight good luck on everybody plays

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerk-butt-booty-big-booty-gif-6027772095848889292

bless up

may we all cash

[ionic shard]

maeda looks nice

[knotty ferry]

Dodgers brewers yrfi or nrfi

[vocal spindle]

WNBA drafts before gta 6 is crazy

[ionic shard]

whatchu mean

[split radish]

lemme get edward in here

[split radish]

hes so ass

[vocal spindle]

Anybody that’s doing a wnba draft prolly fr knows ball

[ionic shard]

damn

[vocal spindle]

I ain’t touching those lol

[chrome tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-rat-gif-27702042

typical houston mf

[ionic shard]

yeah but whatchu mean before gta 6?

[chrome tartan]

just appreciate the cheeks'

[ionic shard]

i remember when the gta 5 trailer came out had me hype

[split radish]

bro

u were like 4

[ionic shard]

i got vice city in '08 my dad got it for me

it was lit

[ionic shard]

i was 16

[chrome rock]

Under walks gotta be the worst sweat in baseball

[split radish]

Just bet on any pitcher thats facing the yankees over walks

Free bread

[chrome rock]

yeah ngl you gotta be very good to not draw walks against the yankees

like logan gilbert percentile

[vocal spindle]

Pete walked

[split radish]

No

[vocal spindle]

Yeah I’m ngl, bro is NOT getting home

[safe aurora]

Out of 9mfs that be on boards my picked always getting walked

Imma crash out fr

[vocal spindle]

People with Bryce miller fantasy watching him refuse to strike anyone out ☠️

[split radish]

Womp

Womp

[vocal spindle]

Saw so many people with his fantasy lol

Ik they clenching

[split radish]

Polanco pop out

Nice

[earnest elm]

Did Robbie Ray get voided last night?

[split radish]

No

Lmao

a pitcher getting shelled ≠ a void

[sly fjord]

miller will breeze past 30 fps

[earnest elm]

Just curious 😂

[split radish]

#╭❓・support-chat

[earnest elm]

I knew he wasn’t. And i tried to tell those folks lol

[tame moon]

And he gets a hit lmao

He’s to much

[vocal spindle]

Jeff McNeil just had the single greatest at bat of all time

[safe aurora]

Watch it get followed up by a ground out double play

[azure nebula]

Alonso

Lfg

[safe aurora]

Thankgod Pete

[vocal spindle]

Pete scores via wild pitch

[azure nebula]

Who said bro wasn’t getting a run?😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

It was a jinx, I have his hrr

You must be new here

[azure nebula]

You must be new here 🤓

[restive bramble]

Need lindor

[azure nebula]

No just don’t come into this baseball chat as much lol

[vocal spindle]

cook

[azure nebula]

I’m more in cs

[umbral zealot]

WNBA IS BACK YESS I HATE BASEBALL

[safe aurora]

Im following

I needed that 😭

[vocal spindle]

Andujar chalked

[primal mountain]

nooooooooooooooooooooo

😭

[restive bramble]

Can Jose get 5ks

[vocal spindle]

Lol of course everyone after Andujar all get hits

[primal mountain]

it's my destiny

I had his HRR

He's got a couple more ABs

I'm hoping for something good for those ABs or an injury before his 3rd PA 😭

[vocal spindle]

Not a single batter has cashed any line in any of the 3 games

[sly fjord]

my boy miller at 30 fps end of 4th

[azure nebula]

Damn miller cook

[humble jungle]

bruh carpenter

[azure nebula]

Vientosss

[vocal spindle]

Vientos 2 run homer nice

[split radish]

Vientos homer

[vocal spindle]

Kerry carpenter is so chalked

[hearty sparrow]

also pivoting to kyle hrr for the game♥️

[vocal spindle]

Miller pitching the whole game

[sly fjord]

gonna roll the dice with bryce harper tonight

[forest fjord]

i just need andujar to do something

[restive bramble]

Yea hit rbi run some

[vocal spindle]

Andujar prolly getting 3 more at bats

Chourio homer

[restive bramble]

One more strikeout for Kerry

[azure nebula]

Miller cooked , hopefully Quintana can do the same

[vocal spindle]

Flaherty fantasy chalked for whoever took it

[restive bramble]

Jose only have one K rn

[sly fjord]

should i go with bryce harper fps or hrr- idk if he gets walked

[vocal spindle]

I wouldn’t play Bryce Harper today personally

But you do you

[sly fjord]

i need 1 more pick- a batter

u got a solid one?

[restive bramble]

Needs to come thru

[sly fjord]

i figure phi shts on wash

[restive bramble]

Is mookie not playing today or some why he not in the lineup

[pliant gust]

He’s not playing

[hushed geyser]

Who said Andujar

[primal mountain]

I swear...the players I've picked in the last 48 hours have walked

[hushed geyser]

WHO SAID IT

[restive bramble]

Me but he playing like shit rn

He needs to come thru for me

[vocal spindle]

Pete walked again

[dry flare]

you should be taking their FP then

[primal mountain]

I posted a slip with andujar

[restive bramble]

Bet bet

[primal mountain]

But i didn't tell you to take him lol

[restive bramble]

I took his hrr

[primal mountain]

If only their FP was made available

[vocal spindle]

The players I’ve had get walked didn’t have fantasy or walk lines

[primal mountain]

So did i

[split radish]

Flaherty is getting cooked

[pliant gust]

Jack and his contact issues

[restive bramble]

Ahah 👌🏾👌🏾

[stiff turret]

Flaherty your supposed to get people out

Not let them hit the ball

Must be confused

[restive bramble]

Well then I just need Harper to do his job

[dry flare]

UD knows what they are doing 😭

[vocal spindle]

How you get out on a 1.000 xba hit

[vocal spindle]

A combined 4 walks

[vivid trail]

How much would i make

[vocal spindle]

Mitch pulled

[split radish]

raleigh out

bice

nice

good shit maeda

Winker man

i need a hit dawg

[forest cave]

Flaherty overs sick right now he been banned from last season

[vocal spindle]

Pete run

0/0 cash is crazy

[safe aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-526649539171596619

[safe aurora]

Shout the mariners

[forest fjord]

next is andjujar

[chrome rock]

Crazy how webb is favored to go 7

almost never see that ever

[sly fjord]

@primal mountain who is ur fav phillies batter for tonight unc

[primal mountain]

I gotta check the files

[stiff turret]

So you give stewie locks but not me

I see you

[sly fjord]

i had to make up for skol steve with the morning pitcher fps parlays

[primal mountain]

I love the spice

[primal mountain]

you haven't asked

[strong cloak]

daz plz

[chrome rock]

banggg

Tobias meyers getting shelled

[stiff turret]

taps sign

[sly fjord]

flaherty u can do this bud

[stiff turret]

He needs 6ks a qs and a w and he might clear

[dry flare]

i know this is true

[sly fjord]

yeah he needs to somehow finish 6 and drop no more runs

[split radish]

Getting cooked by kenta maeda in the big 2024 is kinda crazy

[strong cloak]

WOW that walk on daz was a crazy call lol

[vocal spindle]

Andujar 4 pitch walked with 2 on base

[quasi wraith]

Any slips on Boston game?

[vocal spindle]

So chalked

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES THE SPICY PICKS

My favorite MLB play of the day. I think he comes out & dominates

[primal mountain]

Andujar walks!?

DAMMIT

okay Bleday brought him home

[vocal spindle]

At all

[primal mountain]

lol

[visual meadow]

wtf

[sly fjord]

i have wheeler over fps and wheeler under walks on 2 sep slips

[vocal spindle]

I don’t understand this man

[visual meadow]

Grand slam

[dry flare]

if you like it, i like it

[vocal spindle]

Bleday grand slam is wild

[forest fjord]

okay thats a w

now andujar just needs 1 hit

[dawn urchin]

WE LIKE IT

[strong cloak]

1 down 1 to go

[forest fjord]

Should get atleast 2 more AB’s

bro at this rate andujar gonna get like atleast 6 ab's

[chrome rock]

Quintana is so ass

4 walks 2 hit by pitches, grand slam, 6 hits allowed

1 strikeout thru almost 100 pitches

[vocal spindle]

Chalk Ohtani

[vocal spindle]

He’s guaranteed 2 more already

[primal mountain]

as long as you say positive things for Andujar like that.....he'll hit

lol

[forest fjord]

im starting to learn that

(except in mlb the show pack luck)

[vocal spindle]

Post all star break Ohtani is terrible

[forest fjord]

bro its only 4th inning

and hes gonna get 2 more ab's

[sly fjord]

wait a second jack... slowly bringin it back

[chrome rock]

😭

[stiff turret]

Quitana was like if flaherty can do it so can I

[forest fjord]

gonna get overturned

[vocal spindle]

Bryce miller 17.5 po for normal layout was kinda free

[forest fjord]

bro misseed tag

[sly fjord]

facts

[humble jungle]

carpenter holy sht

[chrome rock]

Ohtani goes yard mark my words

[little spruce]

Freddie single was always free

[sly fjord]

im thinkin alec bohm over 7.5 fps

[little spruce]

Freddie over 1.5 HRR on the other slip was also free 🙏😭

[chrome rock]

Freddie just scored

[vocal spindle]

Yeah ik qb2 was pissed

Vientos homered again

Lindor chalked

[primal mountain]

you're going with Bohm?

I'm gonna try Weston

[sly fjord]

i was thinking weston, harper, or bohm, or realmuto lol

[dawn urchin]

QB2 DEVASTATED

[lusty bough]

Is this a lock

[sly fjord]

so many

[granite ermine]

Which pitcher fpts or PO y’all like for the rest of the games today?

[primal mountain]

nope

[sly fjord]

weston hrr?

1.5?

[vocal ravine]

anyone got any slips??

[primal mountain]

yeah, I'm going to try him

I had to use a 3 week sample data size

7 days wasn't enough data

[sly fjord]

yeah i was just looking at draftking odds lmfao

[primal mountain]

it seems that the Phillies haven't seen much action against LHPs at home in the last 7 days

on fangraphs

which is odd

[jaunty crater]

Free

[split radish]

lmaooo polanco

good stuff

[stiff turret]

Man, seattle sucks

Just hit the ball

Please

[primal mountain]

Lux is so good

[ionic shard]

thoughts?

check it out

[granite ermine]

Eflin or Ober fpts?

[ionic shard]

facts

[polar lichen]

Giants gon cook you

[ionic shard]

underrated

[primal mountain]

UD putting spicy peppers on that prop is criminal

[vocal spindle]

These early games are terrible

[little coral]

Should I do this ?

[sly fjord]

i did both

[jaunty crater]

Nah I’m just trolling don’t do it

He might mess a ground and hit a homer

[ionic shard]

come on dingleberry get on base

[little coral]

I want to ohtani sells me every time

[ionic shard]

damn it dingleberry!

[jaunty crater]

Same bro he selling my slip rn if he don’t cash he’s banned

[ionic shard]

ohtani scores in bunches

[hard pendant]

Bro did y'all know they have innings pitched for fanstay score?

Or am I late

[split radish]

@vocal spindle polanco had like 2 chances to go over

😭

but winker is gonna chalk me

mf cant get a hit

[forest fjord]

a's are doing pinch hitters

istg if they pinch hit andujar

[stiff turret]

https://x.com/budlightlyman/status/1824134245180379496?t=-rLer-Nirk3cCtJJTvZy3Q&s=19

budlightlyman (@budlightlyman) on X

They just let anyone throw off the citi field mound these days. grimace, hawk tuah girl, Adam ottavino

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 5:21 PM

[sly fjord]

i still got hope in jack

[granite ermine]

Over or under Webb PO?

[sly fjord]

whats his line

[split radish]

Books have him going over

Pls winker

get me a hit

i beg you

[granite ermine]

20.5

[restive bramble]

Facts

[stiff turret]

What is a weston wilson

[sly fjord]

i wouldnt touch that tbh

[vocal spindle]

LAWRENCE BUTLER SUBBED IN

[forest fjord]

@hard kraken daz cameron got pinch hit for

bro

[chrome rock]

😂

[granite ermine]

He’s went over the line most in his career against them but I went under of how the braves hit yesterday

[chrome rock]

rip

[forest fjord]

miguel andujar better not get pinch hit for

[split radish]

he wont bro

[forest fjord]

i hope

[split radish]

holy shit chill

[forest fjord]

let me be i put more than house on this dude

[split radish]

wtf

[forest fjord]

yep..

he only got 2 ab's idk if its pa or ab's

[stiff turret]

Wouldn't it be a rescue cause that's his 3rd ab?

[forest fjord]

butler walks

[stiff turret]

Do they do rescues anymore

[forest fjord]

cmon andujar

[vocal spindle]

Andujar up with runners in scoring position

Watch him get walked again

[vocal spindle]

It’s plate appearances

[vocal spindle]

He already got 3 plate appearances, so no.

[chrome rock]

he got 3

[vocal spindle]

They wouldn’t pinch hit him bro what 😭

[safe aurora]

Tigers need to tie the game

I cant accept this from the mariners

1 hit in 8 innings is diabolical

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani finally got a hit

He got 3 plate appearances

[stiff turret]

No no no i have the mariners

[vocal spindle]

Someone lost on their 10th leg when Cowser got subbed out for a dude with 0 career hits while bases were loaded

[stiff turret]

They need to do the whole winning thing

[safe aurora]

I remember that I was fuming

[dry flare]

that would have me questioning life

[vocal spindle]

Baez homer

[stiff turret]

I hate you mariners

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani so chalked

Got stranded

[forest fjord]

this a's game taking forever

[split radish]

the mariners are so shit

lmao

[stiff turret]

Out of every player shitty ass baez hits one

[split radish]

Baez is actually really good

ur forgetting about 2016 cubs baez

[stiff turret]

...

[split radish]

If winker gives me a hit i will be very happy

[ionic shard]

sports betting is a rollercoaster

tigers really came back. very nice

[split radish]

LETS GO A’S TIE THIS UO

UP

Cash polanco under 1.5 hrr ✅

it was not sweat free

[forest fjord]

if andujar gets anything ill celebrate

[safe aurora]

Gg Mariners

[dawn urchin]

That dude might have the worst contract in the MLB

[ionic shard]

i need mets and dodgers

leave it to the mets to sell

[safe aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/it-stinks-again-doodybeard-the-smell-is-back-it-smells-it-smells-so-bad-gif-22613834

[ionic shard]

oh my god

[forest fjord]

oakland every 5th game their offense turns into 1999 yankees

[split radish]

sorry @vocal spindle

[ionic shard]

its offensive how bad the mets are

[chilly bay]

Yea Yankees better

[ionic shard]

their offense is offensive

i mean of course

[vocal spindle]

2 on base and Andujar gets a 6th plate appearance

[past imp]

2/2 chat ???

[split radish]

their bullpen sucks

[past imp]

is alonso gonna clutch ?

[vocal spindle]

Kerry carpenter chalked the slip anyways lol

[split radish]

Yall should call me the undertaker

[chilly bay]

Really?

[split radish]

cuz i literally only take people’s unders

[chilly bay]

He has 1 hit onlt

[vocal spindle]

Mets really losing to Oakland’s minor league team 😭😭😭

[chilly bay]

Sorry

[vocal spindle]

if I wasn’t a fed I’d make a funny joke right here

[forest fjord]

oakland is prob the most inconsistant team ever

[split radish]

😂😂😂

[forest fjord]

thats why I never beat against them

[tulip folio]

Pain

[stiff turret]

The Mariners exist

[split radish]

Wow

[forest fjord]

mariners had one game

[split radish]

Flaherty might actually pitch a QS

[chilly bay]

Crazy asl

[vocal spindle]

Mariners are the most consistent team in the mlb

Consistently garbage

[forest fjord]

the a's have the only 18+ run games this season... with 3

[vocal spindle]

I swear like 3 teams have all scored 20

[forest fjord]

idr I just remember seeing a stat

[vocal spindle]

Didn’t the marlins score 20?

[forest fjord]

Ik the diamondbacks have gotten 17

[forest fjord]

unsure

ofc its the mf marlins aswell

i just want andujar in an rbi oppourtunity with less than 2 outs

cuz bro cant make hard contact

[split radish]

Ok winker

i need a hit from you gng

or ur banned

[vocal spindle]

Nvm I checked it was the Rockies

Now I remember

When they owned the Red Sox

[restive bramble]

I need lindor to get another hit

[vocal spindle]

I’m ngl, Lindor not doing crap here

[restive bramble]

Nd andujar at least to hit again he got a run already

[vocal spindle]

Lindor a guaranteed out this inning

[forest fjord]

andujar just has to exist in a positive way and he hits

[vocal spindle]

Rojas hit

Nah Lindor an auto out

[restive bramble]

Bruh I’m saying Brody trippn rn

[restive bramble]

Don’t say that bro 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[vocal spindle]

I’m just speaking facts

[stiff turret]

He's reverse jinxing it

[split radish]

Yeah winker is chalking me

ggs

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani is NOT on deck 😭

[restive bramble]

Mark going crazy today

[vocal spindle]

Chalk Lindor ☠️

[split radish]

Chalk winker

Chalk MH2

[restive bramble]

Lindor walked 🤦🏾‍♂️

[vocal spindle]

Need another base from him

he has 1 more at bat tho

But he won’t do nothing

[restive bramble]

Aye if mark hits a bomb does that count as a run for lindor 🤷🏾‍♂️

Just asking

[vocal spindle]

Lindor on 2nd with 1 out

[vocal spindle]

Yes

That’s how he got his first run

Ohtani batting with 2 on base

[restive bramble]

Oh see I didn’t kno goodlooking

I thought he scored his self

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani out on first pitch

Looks like Lindor getting stranded

Ohtani got 1 more at bat same with Lindor

Fitz single

[restive bramble]

I thought butler was out today or im trippn

[forest fjord]

he pinch hit

[vocal spindle]

He got subbed in

[restive bramble]

Gotchu I was like why bruh has no stats recorded or nun 😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

He has a walk

Fitz stole 2nd

[restive bramble]

Ohhh 😮

[wheat spoke]

Butler ruined my slip

[strong cloak]

adames is a bum

[jaunty crater]

Ohtani banned even if he cash TB dude 💩

[forest fjord]

andujar walk

[jaunty crater]

He’s azz

[forest fjord]

okay

[vocal spindle]

Andujar walked again

I’m done

[forest fjord]

offense needs to explode

andujar on 2nd

bro

bases loaded with andujar on 3rd

cmon

dangit zach gelof

mr .197

bro sold

[restive bramble]

He just blew it

[gusty lantern]

They score

?

[forest fjord]

no

[gusty lantern]

Chalked

?

[restive bramble]

Zac blew it

[forest fjord]

hes gonan get 1 more ab

[vocal spindle]

Andujar stranded on third

Wow

[restive bramble]

Yea nd lindor so im hoping for some next ab

[vocal spindle]

He’s not gonna get a hit I’m ngl

Andujar doing terrible

Best odds is a rbi chance without 2 outs

Winker subbed out @split radish

[primal mountain]

OF COURSE ANDUJAR WALKED

I HATE BASEBALL

[crimson star]

how many more inn for flaherty

[vocal spindle]

Andujar prolly gonna get pinch hit

[little spruce]

Max fried under 18.5 outs was free

[little spruce]

he only did 5 he’s out

[crimson star]

nice i took under PO

[little spruce]

Nice bro let’s cash 🙏

Tyler fitzgerald incoming grand slam???

[muted peak]

Why isn’t Seager on UD lol

[vocal spindle]

Max fried under fantasy was so free

[vocal spindle]

Benched

[ionic shard]

mets destroyed my bets

stupid inconsistent franchise

[vocal spindle]

Cash fitz hrr

[true shoal]

This nigga Miguel is selling tf outta me bruh. This might striking out every time

[vocal spindle]

He just keeps getting walked

[visual meadow]

Fck him and that Chinese boy

[vocal spindle]

He hasn’t even struck out this game

He just gets walked and then it’s Oakland so obviously he can’t get home

[true shoal]

Walking not counting as runs?

[neon holly]

Why can I not send pictures

[vocal spindle]

Max fried 57 pitches in 2 innings

[vocal spindle]

Walks are completely different than runs

Runs is when you cross home plate

[unique hare]

You've been betting on baseball for like half a year now how do you still know zero about it😭

[true shoal]

Wtf

[vocal spindle]

A walk is 4 balls which lets you take first base

[true shoal]

So how many bases he got?

[vocal spindle]

This is like the legitimate basics too 😭😭

[little spruce]

that’s crazy

[forest fjord]

0

walks dont count towaards total bases

[vocal spindle]

0, total bases are only bases you get off a hit, not walks

[unique hare]

Im saying jay just refuses to learn lmao

[little spruce]

bro betting on shi he don’t know 😭😭 call that hotline asap

[remote rapids]

Max fried Earned runs ✅✅

[true shoal]

Damn

[neon holly]

Does anyone know how I can send photos here? I wanna show my picks

[vocal spindle]

I did under fantasy for full payout

[true shoal]

Yeah I’m chalked

[neon holly]

It won’t let me

[vocal spindle]

Pretty much the same thing

[vocal spindle]

You have to reach level 5

You level up by talking

[little spruce]

Ngl I got no clue I think jsut level up

[neon holly]

Ohhh thanks yall

[little spruce]

Ramos sold bro. Bases loaded

[round lion]

Max Fried ER was so free lol

[little spruce]

how’s that mf hitting .280

[primal mountain]

If Kelenic steals a base, I'm going to vomit

[forest fjord]

andujar up next inning

please

something

[vocal spindle]

Lindor officially chalked

Mason miller is in

This is exactly what I was afraid of

Idk why he came in during the 8th tho

but nonetheless, beyond chalked

[crimson star]

it’s the small wins that count 🤝

[little spruce]

Great hits bro.

[crimson star]

preciate it gang

[ionic shard]

lindor a guaranteed out

FML

shoulda known better than to bet on the mets

[manic laurel]

Is OHTAHNI done

[vocal spindle]

Yeah ain’t nobody getting a hit on mason miller

[ionic shard]

hes like that?

damn now i know

[primal mountain]

HE'S GOING TO DO IT

I FEEL IT

[stiff turret]

Nimmo didn't play today

[scarlet crow]

Yessir

[vocal spindle]

On @split radish’s SOUL Lindor is still gonna cash.

[crimson star]

ik i sent that one by acc

[forest fjord]

edwin diaz vs miguel andujar

bruh

idk what to think of this matchup

[crimson star]

yall think reese might chalk

[little spruce]

Everyone and their mf mothers are getting free discounts but me 😭😭😭

[earnest elm]

She will have 6 rebounds before she scores lol

[vocal spindle]

Andujar struck out

Chalk everything I have

[primal mountain]

ME TOO

[visual meadow]

Buddy is trash 😂

[little spruce]

nvm I did use that discount

[hearty sparrow]

f4 6x/1.5x.

[little spruce]

still get over double my money since it was a 6 man. But my god drew sold so hard

[sly fjord]

nah fam we still got mfing weston wilson

[primal mountain]

oh yeah, on a separate slip

but I had Alonso HRR and Anduloser HRR on another one

😭

[gusty lantern]

Ozuna

😪

[restive bramble]

This look good no lie

[sly fjord]

this my other slip

flaherty sold the other

[gusty lantern]

This one look good

[earnest elm]

2 more Ks from Webb & Fried 🤞🏾

[little spruce]

Zach eflin hits or runs? 🤔

[crimson star]

what we thinking boys

[vivid lotus]

Dodgers just got banned

[little spruce]

Mixed on that ober pick but I fw it heavy. Hope you cash dawg

[crimson star]

thanks g hope u cash too

[jaunty crater]

Ohtani so ass bro

[jaunty crater]

Every single player!!

[valid plover]

Tailed

[hearty sparrow]

avg:
.20u per.

[normal imp]

They seriously not refunding that dogshit Robbie ray promo from last night

[split radish]

count ur days winker

@vocal spindle u see ts ☹️

[gusty lantern]

How this looking

[crimson star]

let’s get this shit.

[valid plover]

Nah fr imma trust

[lunar patio]

im ngl if allen iverson actually took basketball seriously he’d be better than kobe

[ivory cedar]

No just no

[calm plover]

good man

thank you caruso

[valid plover]

Yea man banned me for my opinion

w

[split radish]

bro

winker actually fucked me

holy shit

that made me mad

[valid plover]

I didn’t promote though just said he better 😹

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[gusty lantern]

That men

[calm plover]

i’m scared for wheeler😭😭

[gusty lantern]

Lost every day

[gusty lantern]

What you got from him

[calm plover]

fantays

fantasy