┆⚾・baseball

[forest fjord]

same

[vocal spindle]

But all my hitter stats were based off him pitching

[restive bramble]

Tanner Gordon is ass dude didn’t even get one K before getting subbed out

😂😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

I just realized, Peter lambert is my friend’s brother in law ☠️☠️

[tawdry dagger]

Should I take manny bases 💀

[atomic plume]

best k discount ?

[forest fjord]

i give up watching diamondbacks game lmk if mccarthy gets 1 more hit

[tardy ether]

Which discount the best

[forest fjord]

all are good i went with berrios tho

[dawn urchin]

Took berrios vs the angels

[tardy ether]

Bet thst

[gusty lantern]

I think all will chalked

That trap 😂

[split radish]

my friends cousin is wilson contreras

[vocal spindle]

☠️

[tardy ether]

Who y’all pair berrios with

[split radish]

damn 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

gonna make her make a 3 way FaceTime call so I can tell bro to give Josh bell a homer

[split radish]

3 more Ks monty

[split radish]

😂😂😂

[dawn urchin]

YES

[vocal spindle]

He got a private account too so yk I couldn’t just pull that up outta nowhere

[dawn urchin]

JP KNOWS PEOPLE

[dawn urchin]

Paired it with tennis

[vocal spindle]

One of my friends I grew up with got drafted 69th overall this year

not even joking 😭

[dawn urchin]

WE TAKING THE OVER EVERY GAME

[vocal spindle]

He got drafted straight outta high school

It’ll be a bit before he’s in the majors

[dawn urchin]

BUILT DIFFERENT. When I was in high school we had a kid who was supposed to go #1 overall in the MLB draft but got injured. He still went 1st round but never made the majors

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[vocal spindle]

One of my homeboys getting drafted to the nba in these next couple years

[warped coral]

Cj abrams or gunnar for 1.5 hrr

[vivid lotus]

Thoughts?

[gusty lantern]

Gunnar so bad men

[gusty lantern]

Will cash

[sly fjord]

dam perez 3/3 strikeouts first inning

[dawn urchin]

JP watching him cash the overs in a few years

[warped coral]

Ik man he so iffy but ts so free sometimes

I might just take cj

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-arrived-billy-beane-moneyball-i'm-here-columbia-pictures-100-gif-6700972627115408241

[dawn urchin]

Me showing up to the chat after I chalked my 7th straight slip

[heady hound]

perez with the 1,2,3 inning

all k’s

[dawn urchin]

JP GOT SNAPCHAT BADDIES

[vocal spindle]

“How did yk” like im not friends with her sister who’s married to him 😭

[night flower]

How’s Mike toglia?

[restive bramble]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bruh you a fool

[dawn urchin]

I love how you just included the part of this man losing you money

[restive bramble]

Aye no fr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[split radish]

the goat billy beane

[forest fjord]

not a hit

[split radish]

bo

no

[vocal spindle]

Bell got a run

[split radish]

thats not a hit for bell

[restive bramble]

Need Brendan to get one hit

[dawn urchin]

Looks like a force out according to MLB

[vocal spindle]

@dry flare I took the joke to the next level

[restive bramble]

Wait so they not gone refund Gordon PP just marked him down has 0ks but he has just one

[vocal spindle]

Arraez on 3rd after profar single

[earnest elm]

How are D-backs up 5-0 and Carroll & Bell don’t have a hit. WTF

[split radish]

Cronenworth rbi

[gusty lantern]

Mitch killer

Fantasy 💀

[split radish]

mvm

Crone homer

3 run shot

[vocal spindle]

Cronenworth 3 run homer

Ik

[vivid lotus]

Do u guys like dodgers over brewers?

[restive bramble]

Bro that’s all I need is for Carroll to get a hit that’s it

[dawn urchin]

JOEY REALLY LOVES BASEBALL

[cold scarab]

What do yall got for baseball

[split radish]

nothing gng go home

[dreamy flare]

sorry guys, I had mitch keller o2.5 K’s and corbin carroll o0.5 hits

[split radish]

MONTY CHILL

[sly fjord]

bruh perez only has strikeouts

he like 5 for 5

[vocal spindle]

go back to bed

[vocal spindle]

5 for 6, he gave up a hit

To Joey bart

Technically 5/7 bc of a hit by pitch as well

But he’s dealing regardless

[restive bramble]

Some told me to take Joey Bart but his prop wasn’t on PP

[gusty lantern]

Pérez playing like skenes

Right now

💀💀

[split radish]

2 more Ks from monty

and we good

lol

[vocal spindle]

Yo how Jordan Montgomery got a no hitter?

[split radish]

nigga

its the rockies

😂😂

[chrome rock]

The Rockies

[split radish]

my mom could throw a no hitter against the rockies

[vocal spindle]

Jordan Montgomery is worse than the Rockies

By far

[vocal spindle]

My dead grandma could get on base against Jordan Montgomery

[chrome rock]

My high school baseball team could win a 5 game series vs the Rockies

[weary mist]

i almost took Perez under for my streak.

so glad i didn’t.

[split radish]

I just need 2 more Ks from him

and then he can be shit

[vocal spindle]

I’ve been to preschools with more pitching talent than Montgomery

[heady hound]

santander “O” 1.5 hrr ?

[ionic shard]

i hedged the rays/astros game

thoughts on this 11 leg?

[vocal spindle]

Suarez double

[ionic shard]

the pirates ruined my other parlays by being themselves

[heady hound]

🙏🏽

[gilded idol]

any good live bets for the games rn?

[vocal spindle]

McCarthy batting with 2 on base

[restive bramble]

Walked again bruh

Just one hit

[vocal spindle]

Rbi double for Arraez

[restive bramble]

Bruh Soto banged 3 homers yesterday

[dawn urchin]

I WOULD WATCH

[heady hound]

pirates cooked

[dawn urchin]

Naw she would hit a grand slam don’t do grandma dirty

[heady hound]

idk baseball at all

[umbral zealot]

bro corbin carrol another walk u gotta be kidding me

[vocal spindle]

McCarthy out

My mom asked if I did the dishes and I yelled “Corbin Carroll!”
She smiles, because she knew they were washed.

[split radish]

Ha

Ha

Ha

[dawn urchin]

JP MOM MUST BE SO PROUD

[jaunty crater]

🆓

[vocal spindle]

Hot take but people under the age of 10 shouldn’t be allowed to sports bet

[frigid kindle]

Which promo is best?

Lmk

[split radish]

jordan

i hate you

gets Ks please

[vocal spindle]

Martin Perez under homers was so free

[frigid kindle]

?

[dawn urchin]

Wait that’s a hot take?

Did you mean should?

[crimson star]

so guys

[vocal spindle]

Nah, they shouldn’t.

[split radish]

Monty 4th K

1 more

[vapid obsidian]

Corbin or bell ain’t hit shit yet

[vocal spindle]

If the white Sox and Rockies combined teams would they make the playoffs?

[granite ermine]

With Montgomery pitch in the 6th?

[sly fjord]

yes he will prob finish the 6th

[gusty lantern]

Mitch killer so bad men

[vapid obsidian]

Ik he was goin less

[split radish]

Angels and athletics combined team would make the playoffs

just saying

[vocal spindle]

Duh

Oakland’s top 3 are amazing

[dawn urchin]

Depends where do they play home games? Colorado or Chicago? Also what division are they in?

[vocal spindle]

Put Rooker, butler and andujar on any competent team and they’d make the playoffs

[vocal spindle]

Let’s say they stay Rockies

If rangers and Astros combined would they win the division 😭

[split radish]

Rooker, rengifo, pillar, butler, andujar, trout, langeliers

[vocal spindle]

No trout

[dawn urchin]

Nope since they would be in the NL west & playing in Colorado

[split radish]

yes trout

[vocal spindle]

He isn’t playing buddy

[split radish]

doesnt matter

[vocal spindle]

Yes it does

[split radish]

Watching rendon in the playoffs again would be an experience

[vocal spindle]

Trout sitting in the hospital won’t make this team go to the playoffs

[vocal spindle]

What’s the pitching staff looking like

Ohtani the ace of course

[crimson star]

bro can’t sense satire

[split radish]

give me tyler anderson, sears, soriano, bido

Idk who else

[vapid obsidian]

Judge shit high asl really think he gon go less

[crimson star]

i took his under

he kinda sick rn

[forest fjord]

jackson merill fk

yeha

[split radish]

Sandoval maybe

[dawn urchin]

Easy

[crimson star]

they might in the next decade

[vocal spindle]

What’s the 2 worst teams you could combine that would be legit contenders?

[crimson star]

talks abt several teams merging

[crimson star]

none tbh they’re the worst for a reason

jk idfk

[vocal spindle]

That doesn’t even make sense

[vocal spindle]

Is there a combination worse than the blue jays and cubs that would be contenders?

[split radish]

Holy shit
1B: Nathaniel Lowe/Singleton
2B: Altuve
3B: Bregman
SS: Seager
OF: Tucker
OF: Josh Smith
OF: Langford/Adolis
C: Yainer
DH: Yordan

[crimson star]

i literally said i was trolling

[crimson star]

mets and red sox

[split radish]

that is a goated lineup

[vocal spindle]

Both those teams are better than both the blue jays and cubs

[crimson star]

debatable

[split radish]

goat

[vocal spindle]

Red Sox are by far better than the blue jays, and by far better than the cubs

Mets are as well

[crimson star]

i’ve been to 128 mets games in my life and out of those games, they’ve won only 11

[vocal spindle]

That’s not this season specifically

[crimson star]

that means they only win less than 10% of their games

[vocal spindle]

It’s not about franchise history

[crimson star]

true im talking over 8-10 yrs

[vocal spindle]

This is not how it works at all holy terrible take

[vocal spindle]

I’m talking about this year

[crimson star]

dude pls don’t take me seriously

i’m fkin trolling

😭😭

[weary mist]

look at Durran taking the time to acknowledge a fan talking to him and telling him how big of a fan they are. class act!

[safe aurora]

For 2+ bases on dk/fd would that be a draw or green if they get 2bases?

[crimson star]

holy glaze

jk

[crimson star]

void lol

[safe aurora]

Bet

[split radish]

astros/rangers starting rotation would be
SP1: Hunter Brown
SP2: Framber
SP3: Eovaldi
SP4: JV
SP5: Kikuchi
SP6: Arrigheti/Cody Bradford

[crimson star]

they giving up no hits 😭

shit is op

[weary mist]

no jon gray??

[split radish]

nigga

did u seriously say jon gray

get out

[slate bane]

Bro where’s Jon gray

[split radish]

ass

[weary mist]

on the bench.

or in the minors

[crimson star]

traded

[weary mist]

cut

[crimson star]

he don’t belong on that super team

[split radish]

jon gray would be BP

or long relief

7th inning reliever would be abreu, 8th inning reliever would be hader, and closer would be yates

[vocal spindle]

1b: Vlad
2b: Horwitz
3b: Paredes
SS: Hoerner
OF: Belli
OF: Suzuki
OF: Happ
DH: Clement/Busch

SP: Shota
SP: Gausman
SP: Steele
SP: Taillon
SP: Berrios

Would this team contend? @split radish

[split radish]

Thats a complete team

[split radish]

uhhhhh

i could see them contending

[vocal spindle]

Yeah I’m ngl verlander, Kikuchi, spaghetti and Bradford are not over max scherzer

[split radish]

yea

[vocal spindle]

Arrighetti and Bradford not over Mahle either

[split radish]

oh shit i lowk forgot about scherzer

[vocal spindle]

And if you’re including verlander include Degrom too

[split radish]

Aight then switch out kikuchi for scherzer and send kikuchi to SP6

[split radish]

no

[vocal spindle]

And no blanco is kinda crazy even tho he’s had rough starts

[split radish]

hes always injured

[split radish]

inconsisrent

asf

[slate bane]

Hes due for regression

[split radish]

His FIP is like way too high

[vocal spindle]

Degrom is coming back before verlander wdym no

[split radish]

jv is coming back before degrom lol

jv’s already done a rehab start and does another one tmr

[vocal spindle]

They’re both coming back this month but verlander not supposed to come back til the end of it

[split radish]

hes gonna pitch one game then get injured

[vocal spindle]

Degrom likely coming back before Scherzer too

[split radish]

the sad reality is that degroms body cant handle the velo he throws

[vocal spindle]

That’s more likely for verlander than degrom

[split radish]

not exactly

[chrome rock]

Bang or chalk

[dawn urchin]

Honestly I completely forget he was on the rangers

[vocal spindle]

SP1: Degrom
SP2: Hunter Brown
SP3: Framber
SP4: Eovaldi
SP5: Scherzer
SP6: Kikuchi

[vocal spindle]

Easy to forget when we won a ring without him

[vocal spindle]

Verlander is 52 years old dawg

[split radish]

Fair

HB is so exciting to watch

[vocal spindle]

Regardless, we would be insanely stacked

And still probably do nothing

bc both our teams full of people who do nothing but underperform

Especially the rangers

[split radish]

not rlly

our 1-5 do great

Our 6-9 is horrid

[vocal spindle]

Our 1-9 do mediocre

[split radish]

Seager is the only bright spot in that lineup

Lmao

[chrome rock]

fr

[split radish]

I think a pirates/tigers lineup would contend

Ngl

[vocal spindle]

And he just started actually doing something

[vocal spindle]

Eh I feel like the falloff beyond Skenes and Skubal is too terrible

Tigers don’t even have a starting pitcher rotation

[split radish]

Jared jones coming back from injury

[vocal spindle]

Taveras the only one that makes me smile now

He just hits random homers

[vocal spindle]

He’s a pirate

[split radish]

yeah i said pirates/tigers

[vocal spindle]

Ik

I’m just talking about tigers rotation rn

[split radish]

Ah

[vocal spindle]

It would literally just be the pirates pitching plus Skubal

[split radish]

Which isnt bad

i mean

[vocal spindle]

And the batting lineup isn’t very good either

[split radish]

u got SP1: Skenes
SP2: Skubal
SP3: Keller
SP4: Jones

Skenes/Skubal 1-2 punch is letal

[chrome rock]

Is beau brieske getting 3 ks

[split radish]

Yes

[vocal spindle]

Who else behind that

And who’s giving run support?

[vocal spindle]

Behind the 4 not just skenes and Skubal

After jones you got what, falter Gonzales and Montero to pick from?

[stiff turret]

Skenes, skubal, iones, keller?

[marble mirage]

Keller got pissed on

[stiff turret]

He really did

[marble mirage]

The Mitch Keller away curse stays true

This doesn't even count today

He's so much worse away

[vapid obsidian]

Yall like bro tdy?

[feral yacht]

Dane Dunning U 3.0k or Alex Cobb U 4.0k?

[jaunty crater]

😂😂

[marble mirage]

Houck is pretty solid

Idk

[split radish]

ok ok

[vocal spindle]

I can’t believe we are starting Dane dunning today

Bro..

[vapid obsidian]

Damn nea like him ta go onna streak

[split radish]

1B: Madris
2B: Triolo/Keith
3B: Hayes
SS: Oneil
OF: Reynolds
OF: McCutchen
OF: Carpenter

its not bad

[marble mirage]

That's a solid lineup

[vocal spindle]

Lowkey buns

They might make the playoffs

But definitely not contending

[split radish]

this lineup would be a wild card team

[dry flare]

😂

[visual meadow]

What’s the best three props for the later slate 👀

[chrome rock]

• money is crazy on o4.5 hits

[split radish]

Monty 8 Ks was free

[marble mirage]

Herz has been pretty solid this year

[hearty sparrow]

f6 25x/2.6x

[chrome rock]

Very good but orioles are top 5 vs LHP and his pitch count has been around 80-90 lately

[true shoal]

How there was no hit in the 1st inning without 3 outs idk.

[chrome rock]

Every book has him around -105 -110 but underdog +

[marble mirage]

Good value

👍

[marble mirage]

😂

[stiff turret]

Wiw

[true shoal]

Can somebody explain please?

[stiff turret]

Real lowlife behavior

[umbral zealot]

idc🤣

[safe aurora]

Replace potential?

[scarlet crow]

He not gon see this gang

[umbral zealot]

he finna tapn

[vapid obsidian]

Anthony Santander 🔒 for streak?

[marble mirage]

Wdym replace?

[sly fjord]

ouch

[prisma nexus]

MLB 8.14

MLB 8.14

[split radish]

1 down 2 to go

[prisma nexus]

Good call bro hope you get this ish

[split radish]

🙏🏽

[muted pecan]

how likely is kyle gibson to go over fantasy out of ten?

[split radish]

geno grand slam

[half birch]

Just needed bell to get one hit and he got on base 3 times and didn’t get one

[split radish]

tomorrows slate sucks

[vapid obsidian]

Fck it we ball

[marble mirage]

🙏

Good pick

[restive bramble]

Starting streak over Kershaw played me

[umbral zealot]

calling this a ball is crazy

[restive bramble]

No way that’s a ball that’s clear strike ump need some binoculars

[humble otter]

Thoughts?

[vestal sparrow]

anyone else think kyle gibson fantasy is low

reds having a bullpen day

[restive bramble]

Carroll just hit

Cashed Carroll

[humble otter]

Finna try this

[marble mirage]

Go for it

Steer been cookin

[humble otter]

Bet

[south quest]

any new streaks?

[calm plover]

who let tanner be a all star

😂😂😂

[split radish]

lowe ground out

lfg

[vapid obsidian]

He fcking suck just sold adolis 😑

niqqas can’t hit the ball

[split radish]

every mlb hitter has home run potential wtf does this mean 😂😂

also mike went under yesterday gng

lmaoo

[agile gull]

The streak continues

[split radish]

actual hating

u dont even believe that

[vocal ravine]

any slips?

[visual meadow]

@hard kraken

[stark gorge]

we cashing today boys?

[visual meadow]

What’s your picks for the rest of the night bro

[past charm]

Which discount is the best

In yall opinion

[dawn urchin]

I took berrios vs the angels

I JUST NOTICED YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME

I just noticed you are a mavs fan, JP is a rangers fan, king is a astros fan. WHATS UP WITH TEXAS HAVING ALL THE BETTERS

[past charm]

I was thinking him or Gibson

[umbral zealot]

corbin carroll ur banned

[vapid obsidian]

Yaaheameeee

[restive panther]

Best discount

[worn cloud]

Houck get sum Ks bro

😭

2 innings 0 Ks 🤦‍♂️

[mint bramble]

@hard kraken was the lock

[sweet sundial]

Back wit easy money 👀

[mint bramble]

Cappin

[sweet sundial]

I really am. I just clicked on shit that looked good 😊

[mint bramble]

Lol

[sweet sundial]

If it hit though, yall can’t tell me ish

[visual meadow]

Buddy in yo profile a 🐀 @sweet sundial

[mint bramble]

Fact

[weary mist]

change the update back i cant even see what he got

[mint bramble]

3 man lock lets goo

[willow wigeon]

58

[mint bramble]

Was the plays

Is it way tf up there

[weary mist]

insane given he got bumped down to 46

wtf

[marble mirage]

You will when he settles

Completely

[willow wigeon]

2 other defenders didn’t even touch 40

Formation also definitely didn’t help

[mint bramble]

@hard kraken i scrolled up to the beginning of time never aeen your play posted bro lock me in

[marble mirage]

Real Madrid lets up alot of passes to midfield

[willow wigeon]

Well that’s a given, midfielders are active

Oh I’m tweaking thought he was the defender for some reason

[grand iron]

Now this mf wants hit 💀

[willow wigeon]

But yea formation still didn’t help his under

[finite dock]

Well that was fast😭😭

[dawn urchin]

At least the pain is over quickly

[umbral zealot]

my pain has jus begun bring nba back

[primal mountain]

I cant believe Goodman hit

[strong cloak]

just need berríos to finish the job

[wheat spoke]

How this look?

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

HE HAS BEEN ON FIRE

[vapid obsidian]

Bro Lowe’s is selling the fck out of adolis

[strong cloak]

i cant speak for everyone but joey most definitely knows ball

[vapid obsidian]

Shi ridiculous bra like wdf

Man hit the ball
In the same place everytime

[heady hound]

santander hopefully gets a homer

[chrome tartan]

DJ herz selling

[vapid obsidian]

Gotta stop taking some of u chalk a** niqqas and juh got fa wat I know only chalk picks I got is from someone else 😂

[split radish]

this is how ik everyone on real are mindless zombies

[deep monolith]

this mlb shit is horrible 😂

none of my shit hitting

[warped whale]

how we feel about will warren ?

[worn cloud]

Houck is so ass

I need 4 Ks 😭

I’m so chalked

[dawn urchin]

Berrios

[dire haven]

Baseball gotta be the most stressful sport i’ve betted on, After golf

[slate bane]

Take robbie

[vocal spindle]

Why is every pitcher going crazy rn

[vocal spindle]

Yall gotta stop falling for these Ks lines vs the rangers

[vocal ravine]

yeah i need a slip

[humble otter]

I hope steer don’t sell

[little spruce]

HELL NO THATS NOT A TRIPLE LOL

[vocal spindle]

India 3 run homer

[little spruce]

that mf was out bro

[chrome tartan]

Scamming ass discounts

[pliant gust]

I pick Elly to go yard and he’s sandwiched in between two of them

[timid parcel]

Gibson better not chalk the discount man 😒

[paper spade]

Y’all think gibson stays in throwing meatballs ?

just need one more K lol

[timid parcel]

Come on.. 1 more K 🙏

[paper spade]

I paired with gunn and buddy cracked first at bat

[primal mountain]

Oh no...i dont...ik jack shit about baseball

[humble otter]

He need 2 more

[strong cloak]

but those basketball parlays 😮‍💨

[humble otter]

.5

[kind dawn]

@hard kraken i need a pick fam !

[timid parcel]

So glad he cashed me MLB live… they had him at 2.5 Ks for 1-3

[timid parcel]

Not the discount

3.5

[humble otter]

Ohh

Steer please don’t sell

[timid parcel]

You didn’t take a discount?

[strong cloak]

people kept telling me the guardians are frauds but then my team plays them and they cant lose 😭

[hollow dock]

Can j ram get a hit.

[dawn urchin]

HE IS BEING HUMBLE

THEY ARE TRYING TO STOP MY DAWG

[vapid obsidian]

Just gimme my moneyyyyy

[dawn urchin]

It’s just crazy because the top 2 hitters are absolute dawgs

[vocal spindle]

411 ft out

Wow

[humble otter]

y’all gotta bet on golf

So easy

[mint bramble]

Get brice out

[primal mountain]

Idk shit about that either lol

[mint bramble]

Bryce*

[heady hound]

man santander js struck out

lord

[strange trellis]

Hertz over

[dreamy torrent]

Cash Herz

[heady hound]

i can’t bro

[strong cloak]

god we stan a humble king

[weary mist]

ughhhh bro

[vocal spindle]

This is gonna haunt me

[heady hound]

santander prolly gon kill my play

[split radish]

Altuve i need a fucking single

holy fuck

GIVE ME A SINGLT ALTUVE

[granite ermine]

Yall trust the Yankees pitcher tn?

[primal mountain]

Im literally sitting on the 405 fwy in rush hour traffic trying to make confident picks without my computer 😭

I hate doing this on a smartphone

[vocal spindle]

It’s so you can’t just straight bet pretty much by nuking 1 player

[weary mist]

Herz gonna cash. trust

[dawn urchin]

Truly I didn’t even know that was a thing. Plus what does $500 limit mean? Like per day? Per week? Per month?

[weary mist]

day

[dawn urchin]

JOEY BE A SAFE DRIVER

[sweet sundial]

We smackin or no?

I think this looks good

[dawn urchin]

MY DUDE GOT FACETIMES WITH BADDIES

[sweet sundial]

🤣🤣

[paper spade]

The ump against Gibson smh

[heady hound]

santander has back to back good games then decides to take a shit on the field

[weary mist]

juan soto had a 3 Hr game???

mother of holy hell

what the f uck

[split radish]

We really got a blanco/littell pitcher duel before gta 6

[dawn urchin]

He did

[dawn urchin]

Everyone waiting for GTA 6

[paper spade]

Gg Gibson 💰

[split radish]

Pena homer

ALTUVE PLS GIVE ME A SINGLE

I BEG YOU

[weary mist]

i’m finna crash out why is Dean Kreamer creaming these n iggas bro

[vocal spindle]

Lindor homer

[split radish]

Lmaooo

[tall scaffold]

Any1 else see that woo changed his mechanics since his injury

Or am I trippin

[split radish]

He def did

[tall scaffold]

I wanna see what Walker Beuher can do Tdy

See if he changed his ass well after his injury

[rapid fable]

Cashhh

[tall scaffold]

A lot of pitchers have changed

Like Freddy He changed his

Or like adjusted them

He’s still been ass

[weary mist]

BANGGG CASH THE STRAIGHT BET

[humble otter]

Cmon

[obsidian oxide]

Judge getting 2 hits right.?

[heady hound]

evb getting green but i keep looking at red 😂

[weary mist]

YouWillNeverWin

[heady hound]

B

itch

[sly plank]

Need the Astros to turn up

[vapid obsidian]

????

[tall scaffold]

Woo cmon brother

Yo woo a mf dawg bro

[vocal ravine]

need a slipppp

[exotic knoll]

needed a cobb K and when he was on an 0-2 count, he walked a guy

crazy

[primal mountain]

Has Ray hit yet? Lol

[tame moon]

I made the same one🫡

[exotic knoll]

and he just got chopped

luck is terrible

[vocal spindle]

Schwarber grand slam

[steel belfry]

Cmon Frankie

SHIT THE BED

[signal verge]

If yordan only gets 1 ab cause he keeps getting walked do I get voided

[humble otter]

Bro steer just one cmon

[gusty lantern]

Men

I can’t win

Anything

[humble otter]

Dam

[gusty lantern]

Wood 0/3

😪😪😪

[willow wigeon]

lol

[gusty lantern]

Waiting for football 🏈

[vocal ravine]

y'all like these?

[chrome tartan]

Fml

[obsidian oxide]

Soto omg.

He’s been on one the past two games.

[ionic shard]

thoughts?

[tame moon]

Soto is insane

[ionic shard]

giants and jays need to pull thru for me

good shit adam

[split radish]

Fuck you altuve

[primal mountain]

Soto FP 🎯

[split radish]

Kremer under Ks was so freee

[hard mist]

Ronel blanco cashed ? Who said he wasn’t 🤔

[strong cloak]

no shot soto homered

[split radish]

altuve u are on the banned list welcome!!

[humble otter]

😂

[ionic shard]

i need red sox, blue jays, and giants

whatchu guys think?

🤔

its a long shot i know. i need some luck for sure

[umbral zealot]

WHY TF IS RONELL OUT

BRO

[sly plank]

Duran come in clutch omg

[umbral zealot]

HE HAD 80 PITCHES

0 runs

are u kidding me

I actually hate baseball

[manic laurel]

What u got him for?

[umbral zealot]

5Ks

he had 4

mf discount

[manic laurel]

Oh my goodness

[umbral zealot]

this sport sucks fr

[sly plank]

Need Gunnar for MLB live cash

[umbral zealot]

unless nico hoerner bays again i’m 0-3 tdy

[humble otter]

Steer no way you can’t get 1 rbi

[umbral zealot]

i think after tmr i’m done with baseball

[humble otter]

Yeah same

[finite dock]

Forgot to add Mitch Keller bro

[umbral zealot]

only when chalkboard gives a discount cus theirs actually hits cough sleeper cough underdog

[gusty lantern]

You guys think Elly

Getting 1 hit

?

[zenith crane]

Anymore slips for tonight? I need a dub today. Been 0-5 today lol

[split obsidian]

You really think tor and laa ain’t gonna score 1st inning 😭

[humble otter]

I still prob got an chance

[ionic shard]

boys is my bet cashing?

[tall scaffold]

`I knew it '

beuher changed his mechanics

[ionic shard]

i need jays and giants to win

[tall scaffold]

hes more faster now

more urgency

[ionic shard]

not more faster just faster

i shoulda done a 12 leg parlay with the mets

[tall scaffold]

ya thats what I meant

he wasnt fast before

shota needs to take notes

he needs to stop doing that dumbass Stutter

[ionic shard]

shota overrated imo

[tall scaffold]

he was good

[weary mist]

he started out great

but he easily got figured out

[frosty ledge]

Is Elly gonna get fantasy points or is he even playing

[weary mist]

elly is the definition of overrated

[ionic shard]

oneil cruz too

[tall scaffold]

ya too easily

I think yama was too tbh before he got injured

ya we need will smith back bro

trash ass catcher

idek who Tf is this

[pliant gust]

Austin always catching on off days

[split radish]

ALTUVEEE PLEASEE ONE SINGLE

[ionic shard]

altuve sucks

[split radish]

Ik

[ionic shard]

weak

[split radish]

But

Good history

[split radish]

nah

[ionic shard]

mad disappointing

yes he is

not clutcu

clutch

[split radish]

what

ur chatting

[gusty lantern]

Elly don’t hit ?

[split radish]

lmao

altuve is the definition of clutch

[ionic shard]

he has disappointed me what can i say

[white dagger]

Fr

[split radish]

damn

sucks to suck

[ionic shard]

i need him too

[split radish]

but

its wtv

[gusty lantern]

Anyone know if Elly got1 more ab ?

[ionic shard]

i saw some stat about him striking out a lot with runners in position

he hasnt been clutch lately. fell off unfortunately

[patent moon]

Hey, can anyone tell me if Blanco is going over fs?

[split radish]

yes

[split radish]

hes done foe the night

6 IP, 4 Ks

[abstract citrus]

When tf did dude hit HRR???

[patent moon]

Yea ik, but he’s @ 30fs, line is 32.5. If he gets the win he goes over. But does he get the win??

[glad sage]

When tf are they gonna pull woo out of the game

[white dagger]

altuve suck

lmao couldn’t get 1 hit

[split radish]

Yeah

Going on my ban list

[split radish]

also got a quality stert

start

[pure compass]

It tell you on the app bro, 6th inning

[split radish]

which is 3 points i think

so ur good

[abstract citrus]

He got a hit.. that’s 1

When did he get a run???

[patent moon]

Fuxk, I had the under

[pure compass]

Or 8th inning

[split radish]

yeah he def went over his FP line

[abstract citrus]

He got pinch hit for ?

He got subbed out

[ionic shard]

i really need the blue jays and giants...

fingers crossed

[abstract citrus]

App glitched

Originally it said Raffy got subbed but it changed to yoshida

[twilit panther]

@sinful thunder I don't think O'hoppe is playing

[pure compass]

Thanks for respecting my cash gibson

[heady hound]

🫶🏽 santander

[sinful thunder]

PAIN

[twilit panther]

The other picks were solid though

[patent moon]

Yea😔

[humble otter]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-druski-gif-2006985137477142190

[pliant gust]

I feel ya pain, everyone got a homer but him

[visual meadow]

Boy ohtani stealing bases and shit I need his total bases 😂

[crimson star]

BELLI SOLO HR CASH IN 9TH

[humble otter]

Back to golf I go

[river osprey]

I’m over this baseball shi already

Worst day for Home runs

It can still turn around tho😩🙏🏽

[crimson star]

B2B SOLO HRS FOR CUBS

PAREDES

[primal mountain]

LFG CHOURIO!!!

Chourio HRR 🎯

[knotty ferry]

Welp time to get the chalk out bregman can’t get the ball past the infield

Hopefully it goes into extra innings

[digital raptor]

carpenter hr!!!

[marble mirage]

Judge been trolling recently

He just doesn't want to hit #300

[old crater]

robbie or berrios??

[gusty lantern]

Elly so bad

He don’t had more ab

Right

?

@pliant gust

[past charm]

Imma take berrios

Need a pair tho

Anyone got one

[crimson star]

i took berrios

[little spruce]

CASH THE CHALK

[crimson star]

gg

yup cash it

[gusty lantern]

Elly hr

💀💀

[dawn urchin]

Y’all cooking today?

[past charm]

Is this valid?

[scarlet crow]

Did the discounts hit today?

[dawn urchin]

Gibson hit

[pliant gust]

Boy hit a double smh

[dawn urchin]

& so did the Natz pitcher. Berrios & Giants pitcher are still waiting to start

[frosty ledge]

Any picks for the game in 10 min

[carmine chasm]

How much will I get from this?

[pure compass]

$0

[carmine chasm]

Brent didn’t even play, should be voided right?

[carmine chasm]

Why you sound mad? 😂😂

[pliant gust]

$30

[carmine chasm]

Thank man

[pure compass]

I just trolling lol

Youll get more than 30 tho

Depends what that pepper was

For elly

[carmine chasm]

😂 I know I’m messing with you

[carmine chasm]

Thanks man

[pliant gust]

You are right I didn’t look at the peppers

[carmine chasm]

Hope this Robbie can cash 🙏🙏🙏

[pure compass]

Eagles fan moment

[prisma nexus]

Crazy how TEX cooked this ish up lol.

[pure compass]

Bro was going for the all ❌’s parlay

[prisma nexus]

🤦🏽‍♂️

[river oar]

think this a bang

[past charm]

Is Tyler Anderson fantasy under valid?

[pliant gust]

Yeah he just hit a single

[prisma nexus]

This is cash my boy

[pliant gust]

I did Ray

[dawn urchin]

Will be turned into a 2 man slip

[humble otter]

Back to golf I go

[granite ermine]

Is montas under 15.5 PO looking good?

[devout condor]

Phillies almost used the whole bullpen to end the marlins lmao

[tall pulsar]

Wanted to run this with varsho U fpts and berrios discount for a 26x but decided against it and just ran berrios and fitz

[dawn urchin]

The Yankees are actually losing the white Sox’s… again

[gusty lantern]

I lost -730

So unlucky

Men

Mariners

Just chalked men

Baseball is not for everyone I guess

😪

[split radish]

Woohoo

[gusty lantern]

Taking a break is good guys

[strong cloak]

instructions unclear, currently chasing my losses

[unique hare]

Jordan Montgomery got 8 ks??

[pliant gust]

Colorado will give you a pulse

[unique hare]

Colorado have beat my ass whenever i bet against them

Legit chalked me at least 3 times when i take their opponents ml😂

[faint chasm]

Ofc I chose Robbie

[river oar]

always lose by .5🤦🏾‍♂️

[sage slate]

Tuff

[potent light]

Gotta stop looking at all the picks. Was going Gibson until saw everyone going ray

[hollow dock]

wtf rob

[pliant gust]

So many blew 0-2 counts

[potent light]

Unreal

[sick vine]

I finally cooled down! I was enraged man/ 7-4 top of 9th and they blow it

And now it’s time to drown my sadness in some pizza. 😞

[split radish]

Yeah the rockies fucking blow

[near timber]

Never taking a underdog baseball promo again 🔥🔥🔥

[river oar]

thank god i didn’t take ray promo😭

[pliant gust]

A 40 pitch inning

[near timber]

40 pitches before second inning

Is it cooked chat?

[tall pulsar]

Redsox ML and Gaurds/twins O 8.5 chalked my 10->82k on Saturday… I got 17/19

[faint chasm]

Pulled in the first

[river oar]

he might get pulled

yea gg

[faint chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/aint-no-way-bro-baby-alien-gif-14932496148936967912

[sly plank]

Will Teo come through😭

[bleak mountain]

bullpen warming up

[gusty lantern]

I felt so sad men

[twin socket]

Ray done

He out the game

[tame moon]

My Robbie ray strikeouts🥲

[river oar]

wowww

[hollow dock]

No way he just got pulled

[river oar]

already😭😭

[tame moon]

He woulda hit his strikeouts still to😭

[hollow dock]

Where’s the reboot at, 1st inning

Like cmon

[restive bramble]

Pitcher change already top of the first sheesh

[sterile laurel]

Ngl I need a refund

[river oar]

1st inning is CRAZY

[restive bramble]

That’s crazy work

[manic laurel]

ROBBY ROBBY ROBBY

[twin socket]

Wat refund

Ur cooked

[pale urchin]

Lmaooo ray got f ucked

[somber condor]

Ray is trash

[gusty lantern]

That why baseball so hard to earn money men

He just 1 inning

[rancid glen]

Man this man just sold so many ppl

[gusty lantern]

I got his discount too

Yankees losing again a white Sox

[rancid glen]

I had the nrfi

[gusty lantern]

Again

[tardy ether]

Berrios was the best one by a long shot

[rancid glen]

He sold everything

[sterile laurel]

If they don’t refund I’m hurting myself

[strong cloak]

mood

[rancid glen]

2 hbp 2 walks is str8 crazy work

[cerulean tulip]

It was even worse with 3 walks and gave up a grand slam

[gusty lantern]

Verdugo is so trash

[rancid glen]

Finna smoke after this bull shi

[gusty lantern]

I don’t how he first at bat

[vapid obsidian]

Just rolled me a baccie man ts hea

[rancid glen]

Lemme guess Harris hit it 😂👀 I stopped after the 4th ab

[near timber]

Maybe they’ll be generous and green it for everyone one

[split radish]

I think they all hit lol

[fresh tusk]

holy crap that was horrible

[rancid glen]

Man betted against his self obviously

[fresh tusk]

at best is a dnp

[sly fjord]

first gordon gets pulled in the first inning and now robbie ray does too

[livid niche]

What the hell happened to Robbie Ray

[sly fjord]

no way i get sold back2back

[carmine chasm]

Robbie trash

[livid niche]

They gotta be refunding

[carmine chasm]

This is just trash

[rancid glen]

@underdog we need a void real talk

[somber condor]

Bro they ain’t refunding Ray

[chrome rock]

😭😭

[rancid glen]

Man got me heated

[somber condor]

In your dreams bro they happy to take our money

[half mist]

Robbie getting railed

[rancid glen]

Sold 75% of the community I seen a lot of under his ks too

[weary mist]

i hit it from the back in my 2005 lebron jersey, lrg shoes, and armani jeans while bumping TEE GRIZZLEY.

[grand iron]

Yall think Robbie Ray is getting that promo or nah

[pliant gust]

$10 gone

[fresh tusk]

happened last time a pitcher only went one inning

[somber condor]

Not happening UD don’t care

[rancid glen]

4 more ks from Robbie he can do it 🤞🏾

[half mist]

He’s out

[grand iron]

So Robbie is a bum

[pliant gust]

That shit really got hit into the cove

[half mist]

Got pinched 1st inning

[weary mist]

Harris really hit a grand slam wtf.

[twin socket]

He got cooked they can’t do nothing about it

[gusty lantern]

Finally

Guys

[green prism]

🍣🥩🍿

Underdog after they rob all our money

[gusty lantern]

I cash something

Long days

[half mist]

Yep bye bye MLB chat

[weary mist]

RAY FINNA HIT????

[twin socket]

He done bro

He out the game

[weary mist]

he got it. 🤝

[half mist]

Ray got pinched 1st inning

[near timber]

He just got his first K

5 more boy

[twin socket]

💀😭

[twin socket]

Who

[weary mist]

ong that’s only 2 innjngs

[somber condor]

Ray sold the community

[half mist]

Going to WNBA chat. Fuck this ✌🏾

[twin socket]

Ya niggas delulu

[rancid glen]

Never witnessed no shi like this in mlb ever 😂

[dawn urchin]

SPAIN WITHOUT THE S for ray discounts

[split radish]

daulton varsho over 0.5 hits ✅

[upbeat radish]

rey got shelled so hard wtf

[gray rune]

wait what happened to ray

guys

...

[dawn urchin]

HE GOT SMACKED

[dawn urchin]

Only got 2 outs & got pulled

[upbeat radish]

bro got pulled mid-inning g 😂😂

[tropic yarrow]

out of all promo discount, i choose ray and he chalked 😭

[rancid glen]

Boy got Atown stomped 😂

[pliant gust]

https://x.com/mlb/status/1823903604144562656?s=46&t=yceM_4rG59XwmBDtpDosHg

MLB (@MLB) on X

That guy in McCovey Cove is a vibe to be honest

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 2:04 AM

[split radish]

zach wheeler under Ks tomorrow

[upbeat radish]

They jumped his ass, wtf

[near timber]

That’s gotta be demoralizing for him ngl

[gray rune]

not refunding right

or is there a rule that a pitcher has to play 1 inning

[weary mist]

they won’t refund

he didn’t get injured

n igga just buns

[pliant gust]

He got rocked ain’t no refunding

[gusty lantern]

Cash 1 more guy

Let’s go

[unique hare]

If he pitches one ball it counts

[gusty lantern]

Finally something

For me

[somber condor]

Get over it Ray chalked

[weary mist]

n igga on the phone for 21 minutes

[somber condor]

😂

[weary mist]

she must be bad asf.

[gusty lantern]

Going to work and also talking with my girl

😂😂😂

[near timber]

Ray played like he ain’t got kids to feed

[weary mist]

WHILE texting is insane.

[weary mist]

DJ Herz the ugliest n igga in the MLB and he ain’t even play that bad.

[chrome rock]

Robbie ray sucks at home

[scarlet crow]

Blud In love

[weary mist]

grown ass n igga getting stage fright. 😭

[chrome rock]

😭😭

[near timber]

Ray prob put 20grand on all his under

[tall pulsar]

No one made you take that discount

[near timber]

Check that man’s phone

[chrome rock]

Another discount bout to chalk

Berrios injured

[safe snow]

No way berrios injured

[dawn urchin]

He got pulled?

[chrome rock]

Might still pitch

[sly fjord]

went all in on these last 2 games after the fuckery going on today

[sinful thunder]

Nah he's in

[chrome rock]

Hit in the ankle

[crimson star]

whats going on w berrios

[sinful thunder]

He's pitching

[gray rune]

im gonna go cry now

[unique hare]

Does ud still not have injury rescue for pitchers?

[safe snow]

Need boy to get 2 more ks

[near timber]

Why couldn’t this shit happen when I went under on sale

[unique hare]

W, hope everyone chalks in the worst way possible

[weary mist]

-panthers fan.

[chrome rock]

Pitching discounts are good

[dawn urchin]

Nope only hitters

[river osprey]

Crazy day

[weary mist]

how come we don’t get batter discounts. 😂🤣

[dawn urchin]

…. If I chalk SO DO YOU

[tall pulsar]

Bro your team lost in the first round shush

[unique hare]

I didnt even bet today😂

[ionic shard]

whos pitching for the tigers tomorrow?

do we know yet

[weary mist]

thunder lost in the second…?

[gusty lantern]

@weary mist

[stoic scaffold]

*sigh

[gusty lantern]

Should I do cash out

?

[sinful thunder]

Looking like skubal

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-williams-gif-11994978953680575804

[weary mist]

nah you chilling.

[ionic shard]

niceee

[tall pulsar]

My bad I don’t usually care about irrelevant teams

[primal mountain]

Here for the ray meltdown