┆⚾・baseball

[split radish]

Oh

[finite dock]

Kyle Gibson is the best discount. 4 Ks vs the red is light asf for any pitcher vs the reds😭

[carmine chasm]

Which discount is the best?

[split radish]

robbie is free

Hes getting 7+

[chrome tartan]

i agree

[bleak mountain]

none are free

all these niggas getting shelled

[chrome tartan]

not with that mindset dumbass

[heady hound]

lmao

i’d take berrios

[bleak mountain]

lmao yall still dont get it

every week we sweat discounts 😂

[scarlet crow]

Ngl all these pitchers been ass recently

[bleak mountain]

usually whenever shit discounted its a sweat or they get shelled

[jovial rune]

send the locks gang

[chrome tartan]

its a hitter day

[split radish]

free bread

[chrome tartan]

monty is hot ass

[bleak mountain]

ragans not getting those ks

[chrome tartan]

like fr

[split radish]

hes getting 5 gng

[bleak mountain]

this good

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hair-community-cute-annie-alisonbrie-gif-4587308

[chrome tartan]

i got josh smith hrr

[scarlet crow]

Everything chalking tonight sadly

[finite dock]

Jake Berger bases? What are those discounts

[finite dock]

Today is Vegas’s day

[chrome tartan]

do you work for underdog

[agile gull]

judge over fantasy points today? hes at 11 right now

[primal mountain]

Going for 5-5 in pitcher discount promos

[agile gull]

im just worried they are going to walk him

[scarlet crow]

Nggas betting on Jake burger

[split radish]

In the big 2024

[chrome tartan]

hes on a 4 game homerun streak wtf you mean

[scarlet crow]

That’s cool but I’m not betting on no one named burger respectfully

[half birch]

Morning CB discount plays

[jovial rune]

nggas always fighting istg 😂

[chrome tartan]

i guess you dont like money gang

[split radish]

@vocal spindle u should let me use ur gameday insights login

respectfully 🫡

[scarlet crow]

Shut up

[chrome tartan]

hush up boy

[jovial rune]

catching strays

[vocal spindle]

Nah I signed up with gmail so I’d have to give you the login to my personal email which is a no go

[split radish]

oh fr

nvm then

mb

[scarlet crow]

You gon catch something else keep yapping

[split radish]

Catch this d

[scarlet crow]

AYOOO

[split radish]

guys its just spongebob

[pure compass]

[scarlet crow]

SpongeBob 🐐 cartoon

[weary mist]

everyone complaining about the multipliers meanwhile golf has zero multipliers for streaks

[chrome tartan]

underdog cord pretty goated

prizepicks wouldnt allow a lot of this shit

[pure compass]

[split radish]

oh shit wheres that bitch nigga

[chrome tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerk-butt-booty-big-booty-gif-6027772095848889292

[quasi wraith]

WTF

LMFAOOO

[scarlet crow]

LOLLLL

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-spice-ass-ice-spice-ice-spice-twerking-ice-spice-body-icespice-gif-7975565804588835526

[split radish]

@finite dock andreeee my sonnn mike yazstremski went under yesterday bitch nigga

[bleak mountain]

its $10 brokie

[split radish]

im broke my fault

[scarlet crow]

Y’all too hornyy at 11 am

[bleak mountain]

cuz u keep making those chalk ass plays

trash ass slips

[weary mist]

@bleak mountain who should i bet on today

[split radish]

i hit more than i chalk

lmao

but aight

[scarlet crow]

Y’all won’t go parlay for parlay tho

[weary mist]

n1ggas be going pikkit for pikkit

[split radish]

that shit kinda ghetto

ngl

[chrome tartan]

no balls

[scarlet crow]

WHO tryna go Bank account for bank account

[bleak mountain]

ngl

wnba

[bleak mountain]

wtf 😭😭

[forest fjord]

what bruh

[split radish]

holy chalk

😭😭😭

[bleak mountain]

2 of the worst slips ive seen

[weary mist]

good first day back on PP. 💯

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-for-donating-maga-gif-15840637

[split radish]

is this nigga serious

[scarlet crow]

You be on pp???🏳️‍🌈

[bleak mountain]

@pure compass quit

[split radish]

this chalking 💯

[weary mist]

ngl PP easier to make money at than UD.

[forest fjord]

bro mlb betting be so unserious sometimes

[bleak mountain]

😭😭

holy fuck

[split radish]

nigga be staying up till 3 am waiting for PP lines to drop

[weary mist]

i place my slips at 10 AM EST. 💯

[chrome tartan]

both apps are shit

[split radish]

bro got a time limit

[deep monolith]

Which discount y’all like so I’ll know not to pick that one ? 😂

[weary mist]

yeah.

[bleak mountain]

pick me

[forest fjord]

wait there’s fkin discounts

[deep monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-11022216984171137175

[forest fjord]

BDO

LET ME REFUND

[scarlet crow]

Get yo money up 🤑

[split radish]

real question is why yall still on UD

[weary mist]

cause fanduel illegal in my part of the woods

[bleak mountain]

montgomery over, grant holmes under

[scarlet crow]

Real question is why you still on my pp

[bleak mountain]

what i like

[split radish]

ughhh

get this nigga OUT

[jovial rune]

yuhhhhhhhh

[split radish]

goat pfp

[bleak mountain]

😭

[weary mist]

when you wanna be apart of the conversation

[dreamy torrent]

Which discount is the best?

[split radish]

that one nigga who come to the party for the food

[bleak mountain]

mannn

[forest fjord]

Jose berrios is my favorite

[bleak mountain]

where butler lines at

[weary mist]

me

[bleak mountain]

@split radish

[scarlet crow]

He not gon let you hit gang

[split radish]

i wish rengifo wasnt injured

[weary mist]

d-ck riding jose berrios gotta be a crime against humanity

[split radish]

he lowk right gng

🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[scarlet crow]

Zip it up

[bleak mountain]

tubby ass nigga

[bleak mountain]

go outside 😂

[stiff turret]

I took ray

[split radish]

facts im bouta get me some chipotle soon

[stiff turret]

Lmao

Broke ass

[bleak mountain]

wow 😭

[scarlet crow]

🔥🔥

[chrome tartan]

cava is better bro you aint hear

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25363872

[stiff turret]

Chipotle by me is ass

I'd rather have taco bell

[scarlet crow]

Chipotle portions are ass

[stiff turret]

Yeah

[chrome tartan]

hell yea

[stiff turret]

It's always cold

[scarlet crow]

Blud said Taco Bell

[split radish]

its aight, i like them both

[dreamy torrent]

Gibson or Berrios?

[stiff turret]

I'll say it again

The taco bell is better then the chipotle in my area

[scarlet crow]

Taco Bell so mid

[split radish]

Hell nah

[scarlet crow]

The chalupa good tho

[split radish]

taco bell good asf

[weary mist]

who tf. 😭😭😭

[deep monolith]

forget your favorite, who the best tho

[stiff turret]

I also dm strangers over asking in chat

[scarlet crow]

Help his ass out 😭

[weary mist]

You gonna trust me🥺

[chrome tartan]

I’m shitting rn while typing, shit fye

[scarlet crow]

Proof????

[stiff turret]

Kodai wanna see something

Classic

[hard mist]

Best discount?

[chrome tartan]

Typical

[scarlet crow]

I’m scared

[deep monolith]

None.

[forest fjord]

that is my best pick

[stiff turret]

I think gibson or ray

[forest fjord]

never bet on Gibson

[stiff turret]

I took ray

[deep monolith]

Hmmmm 🤔

[forest fjord]

Tbh every pick is pretty good

[deep monolith]

Ngl mlb been kinda weird lately so idk

[pure compass]

at least we have 4 to chose from not just 2

[forest fjord]

Jose berrios vs angels is my pick tho

[stiff turret]

I like berrios fp

[deep monolith]

You got a pair ?

[forest fjord]

hell no everything today lwk looks crap

Idk why

a safe one you could always do is just vlad jr total bases but idk

[split radish]

bro i thought jeffers wasnt playing today for a sec

shit got me scared

[stiff turret]

Crazyjoey is dropping a lock

[primal mountain]

I took Robbie Ray because ATL has been striking out a lot in the last week or two

[weary mist]

just ripped a nasty fart in the elevator

[forest fjord]

Every discount got like a 90% chance of hitting tbh

[primal mountain]

I wish you could've said that about the discounts a couple of weeks ago

lol

[stiff turret]

1 out of 4 if you were lucky

[forest fjord]

I’m confident in tonight tho lol

[split radish]

discounts always suck

[weary mist]

just hedge them

guaranteed profit

[forest fjord]

what that mean I stupid

[weary mist]

regardless of the discount hit or not i still made money

[split radish]

take lower on their original line

[forest fjord]

thing is I just don’t have another pair I’m confident I

bro I just need Paul skenes against the white Sox then it’s free money unless he gets a Luis Gil treatment

[chrome rock]

W ass discounts

Gibson & Robbie Ray

[stiff turret]

I heard good things about target field

[vocal spindle]

I have a strong feeling Robbie Ray is gonna have the whole server raging

[deep monolith]

No one fuck with Herz? lol

[vocal spindle]

I do

[craggy pendant]

Hard pass on these discounts.. pitchers are not reliable

[vocal spindle]

Herz is over this line in every game he’s played more than 3.1 innings

the problem is he’s not even a lock to go 3 innings 😭

[split radish]

KREMER UNDER 4.5 Ks IS POTD

[chrome rock]

These discounts are good wdym 😭🤚

[split radish]

someone should create a research channel so u dont have 30+ people asking what the locks are

[chrome rock]

😭 bro those mfs are bots

they tryna send u a telegram link and ask for a $2000 wire transfer for 90% hit rate “locks”

[vocal spindle]

Wdym

[stiff turret]

I just tail joey

No matter what

[split radish]

Like u show people how to do research or just have links to different websites that tell you where to find certain stats for different sports

ayyy

my financial aid is out for this year

[sick vine]

Best promo boys ?

[hollow dock]

Is this cashing or I’m tripping

[primal mountain]

joey? you tail Joey Chestnut?

lol

You don't mean me, I'm sure

I haven't won at all in weeks

[vapid obsidian]

It ain’t Thursday twin

[hollow dock]

Oh shit mb

[vocal spindle]

I think the bigger problem is some people just lazy

[vocal spindle]

Lowkey chalked

[hollow dock]

Wordddd💀

[vocal spindle]

😂😂

[umbral zealot]

Underdog stingy asf not even 10 am and they took brent rooker off ye i hate them

[split radish]

mannnn i wish rengifo was playing

the dude is 5/7 today

vs the jays pitcher

[night flower]

Yo

[sick scarab]

Anyone think Alex going to make it 5 straight homers?

[forest fjord]

angel Reese going 0/10 on fg’s

[sick scarab]

Crazy work ngl

[forest fjord]

the market would crash if that happens

[night flower]

Nah she’s cashing

If she doesn’t…..

[sick scarab]

Angel just not gonna play

[forest fjord]

underdog making bank if she goes 0 for

[bleak mountain]

angel not getting it

[split radish]

she ass

i hate angel bro

ugly ass mf

[vocal spindle]

Chalked

She boutta play ping pong with the backboard and chalk all yalls slips

[split radish]

😂😂😂

[forest fjord]

is there anything I can pair angel with today to get it over with

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-reese-chicago-sky-gbesav-phatearl-kctino-gif-16691961423297186457

[knotty ferry]

0 points 13 rebound night fr

[split radish]

Kremer under FP

🫡

[forest fjord]

who can second this?

[bleak mountain]

bro 😂

[vapid obsidian]

????

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-age-ice-age-sid-sid-the-sloth-ice-age-sid-happy-sid-dance-gif-16412661995081714498

[split radish]

me nigga

[forest fjord]

holdup tornado sirens I’ll brb

[vocal spindle]

my bad, I farted a lil too hard

[scarlet crow]

Stop it bro we all know you’d hit

[vocal spindle]

that Taco Bell had me backed up

[split radish]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

she prolly got an ecosystem

ngl

[night flower]

Any locks today ?

[split radish]

nah gng just go home

[vocal spindle]

environmental science roast is crazy

[night flower]

gomd

[vocal spindle]

go back to bed dawg

[split radish]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[scarlet crow]

Just delete the app gang

[vocal spindle]

actually screw all that, clock in for me real quick

[night flower]

I’m waiting for ur aunt..I’ve been in bed

[split radish]

nigga got mad when we answered his question

[bleak mountain]

anyone know if butler playing tdy?

[vocal spindle]

I don’t have an aunt

Bum

[night flower]

Lonely ass family

[errant tinsel]

waiting for your aunt is crazy lol

[vocal spindle]

neither of my parents got a sister

[split radish]

“that’ll get him!!” ahh roast 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

[vocal spindle]

Aunt is a crazy pull

[bleak mountain]

yoo 😭😭

[night flower]

🤓

[scarlet crow]

What if my aunt ugly

[vocal spindle]

next bro gonna be talkin bout sum “waiting for your 3rd cousin twice removed” 😭

[night flower]

Still gonna wait jus with the lights off

[split radish]

nigga asked if there was any locks and i said no and bro got mad what do u want gng

[errant tinsel]

what if the aunt was the unc before💀

[vocal spindle]

Aunt Keisha did NOT die for this 😭

[night flower]

……log out

[forest fjord]

okay outside looking for tornado

[scarlet crow]

Bruh will hit anything that moves

[night flower]

No not ANYTHING

[bleak mountain]

😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

CAP

for him it doesn’t have to move

[night flower]

Ight u weird

[bleak mountain]

wtf yall talking abt

[errant tinsel]

lights out it may be a sword fight better keep lights on lol

[night flower]

Idk wut he on

[weary mist]

this how people be asking for locks. 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

😭😭😭

Alright let’s get back to baseball

[night flower]

That’s insane

[scarlet crow]

Show me now is crazy work

[bleak mountain]

u fr?

they dnp

[night flower]

?

[hard mist]

Then get mad at u when u chalk

[bleak mountain]

where this nigga butler lines at

[split radish]

Never in my life have I seen someone bet on juan yepez

[vocal spindle]

Ima put $300 on the worst slip known to man, screenshot it, cancel it, and then send it in here

People tail anything with a high unit size

[scarlet crow]

Jimmy not playing till October gang

[bleak mountain]

never in my life have i seen u green a slip

[weary mist]

i be wanting to do this but get scared it’ll glitch and i can’t cancel

[night flower]

The low

[split radish]

theres 1

u want more?

[scarlet crow]

Oh shit

[weary mist]

n-gga pulled out the evidence.

[vocal spindle]

Nah bc everytime I wanna cancel all of a sudden the “live” section of my app won’t load

I be sweating

[scarlet crow]

They about to go slip for slip

[hard mist]

👀

[errant tinsel]

cole ragans home run incoming

[scarlet crow]

Peak ghetto here

[night flower]

Pink panther ass nga

[split radish]

this nigga on my d 24/7 😭

[vocal spindle]

bro showed 1 slip

Classic Astros fan

[weary mist]

n-ggas gonna discuss Sale again.

[split radish]

im cheating

🤫🤫🤫

[forest fjord]

I may just live bet someone

For discount

[vocal spindle]

😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

1 slip

[vocal spindle]

Marlins to the WS

[split radish]

u literally only asked for 1

[bleak mountain]

bro who are you 😂😂

[split radish]

Lmao

[vocal spindle]

Show me a red slip bum

[scarlet crow]

Man y’all shut up and kiss already

[vocal spindle]

Yeah that’s what I thought

[split radish]

wtf

[thorn lantern]

If you can read the cheat sheet 😭😭😭 - you may cash 😭

[vocal spindle]

Yo why these dudes playing at 7 am

[bleak mountain]

im sorry @split radish

[split radish]

its ok i dont take anything to heart

[bleak mountain]

change ur name nigga

shit pisses me off

[split radish]

😭

[vocal spindle]

Midnight is crazy

[weary mist]

nigas be wanting to be the top dog. 😭

[split radish]

Rise and shine ass game

[bleak mountain]

gotta go feed the kids

[scarlet crow]

Imagine waking up and first thing you see is the twins playing

[weary mist]

royce lewis is a generational chalker

[scarlet crow]

I’d go back to bed

[crimson star]

ong

[split radish]

niggas bet on royce lewis

[scarlet crow]

You a generational eater

[split radish]

😭

[vocal spindle]

“I got places to be” ahh game

[chrome rock]

Cheat sheet is crazy 😭💀

[split radish]

bro lewis is 1/2 vs varland tf u mean good history

[manic laurel]

Gibson take me home

[split radish]

😭😭

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-tom-and-jerry-wink-tongue-out-licking-gif-18403223452527974303

[errant tinsel]

wild meme😂

[scarlet crow]

Nggas sending Tom n Jerry memes now

[chrome rock]

😭 bro got 2 abs

[weary mist]

nga cashed once talking about “he DOMINATES against this dude bro”

[crimson star]

it’s not that deep why everyone in here so pressed

[split radish]

niggas talking bout some “good history”

[crimson star]

i just bet on lewis bc i wanted to

[scarlet crow]

Man shut up and shake sum

[thorn lantern]

If these two arnt on your slips I’m questioning it! 😭

[bleak mountain]

what yall boys think is the best way to bet? 2 mans or 3 mans

[split radish]

😂😂😂😂

[scarlet crow]

2

[weary mist]

depends on the app.

[chrome rock]

it’s clear on underdog 3 mans

[split radish]

good history!!

[bleak mountain]

i agree

[scarlet crow]

Cashes one time out of 23
“Good history!!”

[crimson star]

i just saw someone get his arm broken outside yankees stadium

lol

[scarlet crow]

Who hits the most in this chat

[primal mountain]

Witt with a HR in the top of the 9th

[split radish]

10/73 vs this pitcher!

good history

[scarlet crow]

Wtf I’m outside Yankee stadium and someone just broke my arm

[crimson star]

nah the guy breaking his arm had a judge jersey on too wtf

[split radish]

perez so ass

[crimson star]

imma go break the guys other arm brb

[weary mist]

PP: 6 mans or taco 4 mans
UD: either 3 man not flexed or 6 mans
sportsbooks: straight betting

[thorn lantern]

Yankee statium on 161 what they expect? 😭

[chrome rock]

Tf

Average day at Yankee stadium

[deep monolith]

whoever runs UD

[scarlet crow]

If you in NY I just know you smell like rat piss

[crimson star]

yea im not surprised lol

[chrome rock]

I’m a Yankee fan but so many bums in the Bronx shit is terrible

[weary mist]

@hard kraken

[chrome rock]

bro that’s like 90% of the people here 😭😭

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/pardon-me-excuse-what-gif-23625044

[split radish]

Yainer the best offensive catcher in the AL btw

[scarlet crow]

Dam all y’all from NY?

[crimson star]

i went to their game like 2 weeks ago and some dude threw a beer bottle down 20 rows and hit a like 7 yr old girl in the head

[chrome rock]

bro

[vocal spindle]

So me?

[scarlet crow]

Bruh be making parlays in igloos💀

[crimson star]

w yankee fan

[chrome rock]

I went to a guardians Yankees game and they started throwing water and beer cans at kwan and all of the outfielders

after they WON the game

[scarlet crow]

W fans

[vocal spindle]

Bro is really using batter head to head stats vs teams 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[crimson star]

ny heads man

this y we can’t have anything nice

[split radish]

good history!

[crimson star]

bc everybody gotta feel a little gangsta inside and do tard shit

[vocal spindle]

Bro thinks hitting against Paul Skenes is the same as batting against Bailey falter

I’m dead bruh 😭😭😭

Bro got me deceased

[scarlet crow]

Bro got me farting 😹😹😹

[split radish]

sleeper discounts are:

• blanco 4.5 Ks
• gibson 13.5 outs

thats horrid

[vocal spindle]

dude

[umbral zealot]

Blanco banned

[crimson star]

he’s the goat

[vocal spindle]

Blanco when he isn’t cheating ☠️☠️☠️

[crimson star]

i think top 10 pitchers in the league rn

[chrome rock]

I got Frankie Montas going 6 am I cooked 💀

[umbral zealot]

he looks like a frog

[split radish]

hunter brown is top 5 rn

[thorn lantern]

See I would agree but he been smoking them for 3 years and still going 😭

[crimson star]

i’d say skenes is underrated he at least top 35

[livid niche]

🔒

[chrome rock]

top 5

[split radish]

🤮

[scarlet crow]

Bro said top 35

[crimson star]

i’m rage baiting

[vocal spindle]

Man 95% of the pitchers 3 years ago are either on another team or out of the majors dawg

[chrome rock]

😭

[crimson star]

bc everyone in this server is an idiot

[scarlet crow]

Ironic

[livid niche]

Hating for no reason is crazy

[crimson star]

mirror mirror on the wall

[split radish]

Bryan woo wastes too many pitches

[forest fjord]

would his fantasy points be better?

[chrome rock]

Top 3 cy young candidates rn are probably Chris sale skenes and skubal

add in one or two more

[split radish]

1 AL pitcher and 2 NL

[livid niche]

Woo po is a lock u trippin

[thorn lantern]

Yes so what about the hits in 2024? 😭

[vocal spindle]

Bailey ober the run away candidate

[finite dock]

What’s the best mlb discount?

@thorn lantern

[vocal spindle]

Doesn’t mean he will play a single one of those pitchers

[split radish]

Probabky

[forest fjord]

berrios

[umbral zealot]

My top 5 not in order : Skenes, Cease, Glasnow, Framber Valdez, and Chris Sale.

[chrome rock]

Ober tough asf

[split radish]

framber

no

hunter brown

yes

👍🏽

[umbral zealot]

framber tuff bro

post all star break

[errant tinsel]

no snell?

[umbral zealot]

easy too 5

[split radish]

no

wtf

[errant tinsel]

lmaoo

[split radish]

3 starts after the asg doesnt make u a cy young

[night flower]

Is Robbie ray a lock? I’m not into mlb much

[vocal spindle]

Won’t play long enough

[chrome rock]

Framber Valdez

[vocal spindle]

Erm actually

[split radish]

nah gng i told u to go home

[umbral zealot]

chillll

[vocal spindle]

ARLINGTON MENTIONED

[chrome rock]

😭😭

[umbral zealot]

that boy be cashing me he tuff

[night flower]

Bro…as soon as she pulls off that dress I’m ready

[split radish]

As an astros fan framber should not be in the cy young talks

[crimson star]

anyone wanna play heads up poker $100

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-bron-scared-im-scared-gif-9086856978205918508

[livid niche]

Robbie Ray

[chrome rock]

but we think he better then Chris sale ?

[split radish]

texas hold em

[umbral zealot]

i said not in order

that’s jus my top 5

[vocal spindle]

@thorn lantern -225 to hit so it prolly will, but those head2head stats mean nothing, batters don’t hit well against teams, they hit well against pitchers, significant difference.

[umbral zealot]

i’m general

[finite dock]

Robbie ray or berrios no one can agree 😭

[vocal spindle]

Boegarts gonna hit for reasons that have nothing to do with H2H

[vocal spindle]

AI getting crazy

[chrome rock]

Gil before the break 😭

[night flower]

Unfortunately this isn’t the case

[split radish]

yo wtf is this

nigga searched up “will smith bending over”

[night flower]

U on ur knees?

[thorn lantern]

Nah that’s facts 💯, it’s just this stat looks like he hates the pirates 😭

[night flower]

I didn’t search it , saw it on Twitter

[split radish]

cap

[night flower]

…

[forest fjord]

dejong crazy

[vocal spindle]

Yall see that AI video of Lebron getting dunked on?

[split radish]

should i follow u @night flower

[night flower]

Nah

[split radish]

dejong and eloy post asg is free bread

[chrome rock]

nah bro who cleared this on the design team 💀💀

goofy ahh font

[split radish]

Wym

Its looks the same

[vocal spindle]

YO CHAT WHAT IS THIS

[split radish]

gatekeeping

[vocal spindle]

I SWEAR IT DIDNT LOOK LIKE THIS EARLIER

[errant tinsel]

we got upgrades🤣

[night flower]

I saw that too

It’s Weird

[vocal spindle]

UD ADDED ALT LINES

[errant tinsel]

bet they say user friendly too

[vocal spindle]

NO WAY

[split radish]

ching

[night flower]

Lmao now it works

Someone watch chat for sure

😂😂no way

[worn cloud]

Wait how

How u do that

[chrome rock]

that’s just his regular line and scorcher

[vapid obsidian]

?

[night flower]

Royce Lewis good to bet on or nah ?

[vocal spindle]

Chat is this real

[chrome rock]

pair that with the underdog discounts for a 6x 3 leg

[chrome rock]

nickel and dime ahh odds 😭😭💀

[carmine chasm]

How we looking?

[worn cloud]

How u get to that

[umbral zealot]

who sells me?

[vapid obsidian]

Who got da best discount tn???

[vocal spindle]

UD just chalkboard without the discounts

[forest fjord]

no sane person bets on nico hoerner

[vapid obsidian]

Robbie?

[chrome rock]

shit looks like my class project for graphic design when I got a 1 week deadline and it’s the last day

[worn cloud]

Gibson

[vocal spindle]

Only employees have it for now, we haven’t rolled it out to all users yet

[chrome rock]

keep it that way 😭🤚🤚

[umbral zealot]

they both going against terrible pitchers and odds lean toward nico but corbin facing a RHP at home and should be top 4 batting order i believe so he can get 5 ABs

[vocal spindle]

Roblox lookin ahh graphic interface

[forest fjord]

W

W

[vocal spindle]

Yall missed the golden age of UD fr

Back in 2026

It was so much better than what we got now

[night flower]

https://tenor.com/view/keenan-snl-hmm-somethings-off-not-right-gif-8220520

[errant tinsel]

cartoon network ahh design

[chrome rock]

Unders are free on WNBA tommorow ngl them mfs going to be air balling all day 😭😭

[bleak mountain]

ohtani hits everything in the air and dodgers fans go crazy

poverty ass franchise

[vocal spindle]

Angel Reese rebounds gonna be so free

[bleak mountain]

ur a dumbass

1h pra for wnba is free

[split radish]

Jeffers fly out

Lfg

[vocal spindle]

Did you go under on Jeffers

[bleak mountain]

if y think wnba ass u jus choosing the wrong ppl

[vocal spindle]

Some wnba players I swear I’ve never seen go under

[errant tinsel]

i be risky bettin wnba i bet on they 1st qtr and 1st half

[bleak mountain]

mabrey 1h pra

cloud ra

jones 1h pra

[errant tinsel]

like when bonner be playing her 1st half points be cashing all the time and diggings first half assists

[scarlet crow]

Y’all be saying the same thing about every sport 🤣

“Wait till ____ season ima cook”

[chrome rock]

I be doing those 1H 1Q bets I’m just saying hold off for tommorow

[ionic shard]

hey people

i got mad bets

[forest fjord]

ok

[ionic shard]

i got the royals +110

[chrome rock]

Last time I bet on cloud RA every pass she made to Kahleah copper was an air ball that went out of bonds ten rows deep

[primal mountain]

OH DAMN WITT

[vocal spindle]

Bobby Witt homer

[ionic shard]

i know i need to get lucky

witt jr is my fave player

[chrome rock]

• money is crazy

[lunar patio]

@vocal spindle just said fuck potd

[carmine chasm]

Bobby the man

[ionic shard]

i know right?

damn

[stark gorge]

Alex Call Over 1.5 h r rbi my lock of the day

[vocal spindle]

Huh

[stiff turret]

Just you wait till mlb starts again! I'll cook I promise!

[lunar patio]

youn do them nomo

[vocal spindle]

Okay but fr just wait till chess season and ima cook

[primal mountain]

whiff maps helping on picks

[vocal spindle]

Tbf I didn’t even bet at all yesterday

[chrome rock]

Wasn’t Bailey ober pitching today

[vocal spindle]

And I did a chess potd the day before which cashed

[vapid obsidian]

Yall not fw Mitch Keller tn?

[lunar patio]

yesterday was good

[chrome rock]

For the twins that’s prolly why it was + money but some random is pitching now

[ionic shard]

mad good for me

[vocal spindle]

Cy Young Varland

[ionic shard]

hahahaha

lets gooooo

[chrome rock]

yeah that’s just easy clv

[ionic shard]

easy money bany

baby

[scarlet crow]

Then

[ionic shard]

i dont play bout my paper

when it comes to this shit i wanna make money

yo why do i grt so many dms from ppl asking me if i want their bets

lol like nah im good 😂😅

[chrome rock]

😭😭

[forest fjord]

[chrome rock]

telegram AI bots

I don’t want your 90% hit rate locks

[split radish]

Keep cooking ragans

[crimson star]

i get the ones asking if they can send me money thru cashapp

[split radish]

cant believe the rangers gave this guy up for aroldis

lmaooo

[crimson star]

i tell em im a nigerian prince and i could buy their family and put em up for auction

they usually stop after

[chrome rock]

Chapman is good asf this year

he used to be so ass on the yanks

towards the end

[split radish]

talking bout last yr

[vocal spindle]

Bro is 0-22 in his last 22 at bats

I’m boutta make it 1-23

[chrome rock]

Ragans prolly goes 7

[vocal spindle]

Bettors in here be like “he’s on pace for 3 homers”

[crimson star]

bc his 2 dogs died prob

[vocal spindle]

Fr?

[crimson star]

nah i like lying

he just cheeks

[forest fjord]

ur not wrong tho lol

[split radish]

no hitter bang

[forest fjord]

one did atleast

[crimson star]

say ong

[forest fjord]

i like lying aswell

i dont put nun on god

[half birch]

@dusty jolt what did you pair with the early cb discounts

[split radish]

this is chaljing

[crimson star]

bro wtf royce not gonna get a hit

WAAAA

[forest fjord]

aye do I live bet ragans?

[crimson star]

jk idgaf in royce we trust

[onyx marten]

What’s the best discount today

[crimson star]

up to u it’s not looking too bad tho

[half birch]

No his ks at 7.5

[forest fjord]

7.5k's seems doable

HGOD

WHY DEJONG

WHY DONT I

JUST COMIT

TO MAKING

[half birch]

I wouldn’t touch it unless it was 6.5 but your money so

[split radish]

Dejong lowk good

[half birch]

Margot get a hit

[forest fjord]

i did royce lewis higher sorry everyone that live bet it

it wont happen

[split radish]

Margot lineout

[alpine sun]

royce groundout boo

took him and bobby for HRs

2 more chances 🙏

[split radish]

Santana homer

[half birch]

Santana hr

[crimson star]

bruh i took royce at .7x lol

ggs

[bleak mountain]

slamtana

[forest fjord]

we just need ragans out of this gmae

[crimson star]

royce chalk

AHHHH

[chrome rock]

He’s not leaving anytime soon

[forest fjord]

ik

but a home runs a good start

[split radish]

Miranda double

jeffers up fuck

[half birch]

Nice

Thought I had Margot but had Miranda to get a hit

[split radish]

JEFFERS K

BANG

NICE

[half birch]

Ragans only has ks on the last batter every inning

[chrome rock]

Ragans easily gets 6 ks

[half birch]

Ya he should be fine

[chrome rock]

He has only 52 pitches thru 4

Flat lines on fantasy apps are always interesting

Cause prize picks had him at 6.0 flat , he’s -340 to get 6, so he most likely either pushes or goes over

[half birch]

Got him as a discount on CB

[vocal spindle]

You take his under?

[split radish]

yep

under 1.5 hrr

[split radish]

^^

[ionic shard]

no way jose

miranda

[vocal spindle]

History vs pitcher?

[split radish]

like 0/6 vs ragans

[vocal spindle]

Makes sense

I had Santana on my homer list

[split radish]

Perez ur so fat

Jesus

the falloff after asg has to be studied

[vocal spindle]

I had Witt on a hitters list but I didn’t have him for a bomb

[split radish]

Witt is like free bread

[vocal spindle]

Bro ate too much during the break

[split radish]

lmaoo

nah fr

Royce is gonna chalk u

[vocal spindle]

Anyways ima go get me a double caniac extra fried with 3 extra sauces and butter on both sides of both Texas toast

With extra fries of course

And a large lemonade no ice

[split radish]

Yum

Fatahh

[vocal spindle]

☠️☠️☠️

Average Salvador Perez meal

[chrome rock]

😭😭

[vocal spindle]

on a real ima go eat some tuna dip and crackers bc im too lazy to drive anywhere 😭

[chrome rock]

Canes is good but if you ever had Dave’s hot chicken that shit gas

they got locations everywhere now

[vocal spindle]

The one by me lowkey sucks

It’s so salty for no reason

Feels like I’m eating a slab of fried salt

[half birch]

One more K Ragans

[vocal spindle]

Austin Martin single

[restive bramble]

Ragans already got 5 ks

[split radish]

ragans wyd

[half birch]

Ragans is fine

Famous last words

[forest fjord]

get royce up to bat with bases loaded then grand slam

wait

bases loaded

[half birch]

He won’t hit a grand slam

Who got injured

[earnest elm]

I need one more K

[split radish]

Ragans

[forest fjord]

why

I hope that child never gets found

Scared the crap out of me

[split radish]

😭

Bros hating

[jaunty crater]

Ragans wtf

[half birch]

Is Ragans hurt

[jaunty crater]

One more K 😭😭

[dry flare]

who is hating on king???

[earnest elm]

No. He is good

[split radish]

Lewis groundout

[split radish]

nah im saying bro hating on the kid

[bleak mountain]

LMAOOO 😂😂

[split radish]

Idk why lewis was a community play

Lol

[dry flare]

thats even worse 😭

[half birch]

Ragans got like 25 pitches to get a k

[round lion]

I had Ragans over on hits thank god Twins started getting contact. Thought it was gonna chalk after 4

[restive bramble]

😳😳😳

[round lion]

Bro is mad over a baseball game compared to a missing child. Psychotic behavior

[split radish]

😭

Dejong homer

[bleak mountain]

hold on

wtf

😭

[forest fjord]

BRO DEJONG

WHY

[dry flare]

its just not right

[round lion]

Nah fr

[bleak mountain]

thats crazy

rethink ur life

[split radish]

dejong and eloy were lowk great acquisitions for the royals and the orioles

[half birch]

Lock in rq Ragans

[vocal spindle]

DeJong is insane

[half birch]

Bang

[split radish]

Jeffers K

bang

we like that

Duran got demoted from closer???

lmao

[bleak mountain]

😁

[vocal ravine]

2/4 so far

[bleak mountain]

he having a kid

[half birch]

Pasquach

RBI double

[split radish]

Ragans still in

[hard mist]

6 more 🧍🏾‍♂️

[vapid obsidian]

Who left ?

Might tail

[half birch]

Everyone besides Ragans and Varland

Wouldn’t run a 6 man with a discount though

[warped coral]

7/11 on the streak i need a lock

[scarlet crow]

What should I pair with Reese free square

[restive bramble]

Yordan total based

Bases

[tough sandal]

lol at watching community fade Ragans today

Hit his over 7.5 line

[chrome rock]

Actually one of the most profitable bet types on underdog

[chrome rock]

6 legs have the best payout on underdog than any other fantasy app and a discount gives you that extra multiplier

[half birch]

Not when your taking peppers

[calm plover]

not him again😂😂😂😂

[chrome rock]

Underdog has bad odds on scorchers

i dont take most of them

if you line shop on other books you could prolly get better odds

[finite dock]

will soto hit a hr tn?

[split radish]

No

[half birch]

That’s what I implied

[scarlet crow]

6 mans the best on ud?

[half birch]

Bang CarusGoat always is wrong

[half birch]

3 man’s 4 man’s protected 5 man’s and 6 man’s have the best odds

[stiff turret]

Another Alex Caruso W

He's a millionaire

[half birch]

Common W

[calm plover]

never takes La

Ls

[stiff turret]

Very true

[little spruce]

ngl I kinda wanna take soto for a homer

or a walk. One of the two.

[calm plover]

fading his goat plays now

[finite dock]

same soto might hit one

[scarlet crow]

Soto been on a heater

[little spruce]

3 homers, 3 walks the day before, 2 homers against the rangers. Mans going on an insane run.

I know he’ll chalk if I take his ass tho

GIVE ME A WALK 🗣️

[half birch]

Should I take the Houck 3.5 k discount on CB

[split radish]

Yes

[vapid obsidian]

Dman a lot of texting ion see no 🔒

[little spruce]

Will warren is terrible but I’m looking at those K’s ngl

[scarlet crow]

Ironic

[finite dock]

keegan i took his hrs

def a chance

[half birch]

Sent these earlier

[chrome rock]

Underdogs odds are trash

wtf is this

Most disgusting board ive ever seen

[gusty lantern]

That guy just chalked everything

[little spruce]

Nice bro hope we cash 🙏 it’s so likely especially against that pitcher im putting his home line on a diff slip

[half birch]

Ya this new update trash

[little spruce]

nah deadass

Judge is at 1.5 walks 😭😭😭 can’t take his free square no more

[half birch]

On CB only for rn besides free squares

[little spruce]

I still haven’t found any input on when Florida gets NFL preseason picks does anyone by chance know?

[split radish]

Take the cws pitcher walks allowed

thats lowk free money

[vapid obsidian]

Kremer for less tn?

[split radish]

Yes

[half birch]

Don’t think you will get them

[carmine chasm]

Cmon Lewis

[hard mist]

Everyone else is left expect ragans and Louie

[forest fjord]

ROYCE LEWIS

BANG

LFG

[vapid obsidian]

Opinion ????

[forest fjord]

who tf is adrian del castillo

but i like it

[bleak mountain]

not bad

besides ronel

[forest fjord]

ronel gonna cook imo

[vapid obsidian]

Ronel chalk ?

I think he should cook tn

[split radish]

Ronel is gassed

[little spruce]

whoops

[split radish]

hes going 5 innings minimum

[split radish]

all yall were sweating on lewis lmaoo

[forest fjord]

onb

[vapid obsidian]

lets run it 😅

[forest fjord]

bro got lucky bloop hit

[split radish]

miranda out bang

[dawn urchin]

Good pick on sinner with his hip injury

[vocal spindle]

Rooker out on paternity list

[vapid obsidian]

So glad I didn’t look em n

[vocal spindle]

It’s just a void

[split radish]

u know u were sweating

plus bros hit was a blooper

so u got lucky

[chrome rock]

last time I took royce lewis for a hit he went 0/5 in a 5 run winning game

[little spruce]

Ngl tho no hating shit that was a terrible pick

Congrats on the cash tho

[split radish]

Not rlly

but nice

[little spruce]

Ay if he got a hit he was defo bound no arguing that 🤣

[split radish]

he wasnt bound if the hit was a blooper and he got it off some mid reliever

thats all im saying

but he got the hit

🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[chrome rock]

A hit is a hit but just bc hes 0/2 thru 5 innings and you live bet on him , it doesnt mean hes "due"

[split radish]

^^

[split radish]

if this was the case i would live bet on every batter whos down to their last AB and they’re 0/3

[chrome rock]

exactly most of the time its a 50/50, they wouldnt have live lines up if they were losing money consistently on them

odds are against you

[hearty sparrow]

f6 25x/2.6x.

[split radish]

No

[split radish]

TENNIS RACKET

CASH JEFFERS UNDER

BANGGGGG

sweat free

[chrome rock]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

sweat free

[half birch]

3rd discount play for the day 1/1 so far

[fervent lynx]

Following

[split radish]

the brother is now 0/9 vs ragans

it was super sweat free

Montgomery 1 K

[vocal spindle]

How you 1/1 if you on the third

[half birch]

Bell didn’t start yet @vocal spindle

3/3 technically but didn’t count the discounts

[forest fjord]

what the hell did i just watch

[half birch]

JOC

[forest fjord]

I mean sure but this pitcher is selling rn

[vocal spindle]

Josh bell walked

Nvm he’s out

Real was wrong

They had it as 4-1 count then changed it to 3-2 and he got out @hard kraken

[forest fjord]

i was boutta say

[warped coral]

Gunnar trustworthy tdy? For 1.5 hrr

[vocal spindle]

Wait what

No way lol

[half birch]

Is it a hit

[vocal spindle]

Not a hit

[split radish]

This guy stinks

[forest fjord]

wait

YO

I NEED STRIKEOUTS

[vocal spindle]

Dropped third strike rule

[forest fjord]

LOL

LFG

[split radish]

its safe at first but its still a strikeout

[forest fjord]

W

[vocal spindle]

Real chat is saying that it’s actually a catcher interference

So strikeout will prolly be revoked

[split radish]

no one is challenging it

[forest fjord]

it says 1k on mlb app rn

[vapid obsidian]

Keller for less tonight ?

[chrome rock]

Its catchers interference confirmed

[safe aurora]

Hitters today?

[forest fjord]

strikeout revoked

[vocal spindle]

It’s catcher interference

[forest fjord]

why

[vocal spindle]

Real fixed it too

[vocal spindle]

It was catchers interference not a strikeout real was wrong

[forest fjord]

dang

[vocal spindle]

Josh bell on 2nd

[tawdry dagger]

Ya think Keller gettin 4 strikeouts

[half birch]

Gordon is cooked

[forest fjord]

wtf

mlb app messin up hella

[vapid obsidian]

I think Keller going less today

[half birch]

Bases loaded

[bleak mountain]

rockies bp warming up

[finite dock]

dub

[half birch]

He’s out at home

Is Gordon pulled

[forest fjord]

yes

[half birch]

Need Carroll one more HRR

[vocal spindle]

TANNER GORDON PULLED

NOOOOOOOOO

[sly fjord]

gordon biggest chalk of the century

0/3.5 K's

[vocal spindle]

No