┆⚾・baseball

[abstract citrus]

Andrew please

Relax ok

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/hammering-plankton-spongebob-squarepants-bashing-battering-gif-25583117

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-spin-flexing-excited-playful-gif-14958010

[marble mirage]

@vocal spindle how did caruana do game 1

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/need-it-even-if-you-dont-want-to-force-intimidate-scar-gif-10874828

[marble mirage]

i took this

idk if this is for the whole tournament or hwat

[weary mist]

how long till it ends

[dry flare]

yeah its for the whole tournament

[weary mist]

☹️

[vocal spindle]

Is still going but last time I looked he was at 99.1% accuracy

[weary mist]

when does the tournament end

[dawn urchin]

CHI/CLE & KC/MIN NRFI

[vocal spindle]

So it should cash unless he craps the bed

[marble mirage]

👀

[vocal spindle]

In 4 days

[marble mirage]

how does the score work?

is it based on placement?

[weary mist]

how’s this pierre

[dry flare]

you get points for wins and half points for ties, double all rapid round points

[vocal spindle]

1 for a win, 0.5 for a draw and 0 for a loss

[marble mirage]

🔥

[marble mirage]

🔥

[dry flare]

if you win every game you play, you score 36

[twilit panther]

There live stats for this?

[marble mirage]

i assume he will win his current game if hes 99.1% accurate?

if that is how that works

[scarlet crow]

Dam we actually betting on chess?

Someone send me a chess lock

[dawn urchin]

WE BET ON PEOPLE EATING HOTDOGS

[scarlet crow]

Joey the 🐐

[dry flare]

true lol

[vocal spindle]

Wesley So is just as accurate rn

[marble mirage]

ok

is there a place to track this?

chess.com?

[vocal spindle]

They’re both at 98% now

[vocal spindle]

Yeah

[marble mirage]

i see hikaru is streaming his game

[weary mist]

if Hikaru doesn’t hit he’s banned

[dry flare]

what did you take?

[weary mist]

21.25 over score

[marble mirage]

W

thanks

[atomic plume]

cubs vs guardians nrfi ?

[weary mist]

one of my favorite plays on the board today

Imanaga and Lively have insane hit rates

not quite sure why it’s even odds

[stray wigeon]

Can you dm me your server ?

[marble mirage]

never thought i would be streaming chess but here i am

[split radish]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1823065800036479212?s=46&t=3c8raxjHIc6yV_MkS7Kuqg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Edge-rusher Haason Reddick now has officially requested a trade from the Jets, per sources.

Twitter · Aug 12, 2024, 6:35 PM

LMAOOO????

[finite dock]

thats cool, will mcdonald szn

[atomic plume]

thinkin abt puttin it on my streak

to good not to

[weary mist]

safe as it gets for streak plays tbh. but both teams have hitters

so it’s always risk

[marble mirage]

NRFIs always troll me

[forest fjord]

Isn’t Luis Gil fantasy line like free?

[hard kraken]

That’s why you take the over

[marble mirage]

this is the way

if you are scared about an under just play the over

[atomic plume]

take the over or js fade it

[weary mist]

i took the over for Reds Cards

not as safe

[hard kraken]

🤠

[marble mirage]

hes at 97.5 rn

[earnest elm]

I bet on people playing video games. Why not at this point lol

[marble mirage]

ahhh

i need bro to win

i need his tournament score over

ill sweat every game

need wins whenever he plays

[earnest elm]

I just want to see a green check mark lol

[marble mirage]

✅

[warped coral]

Bobby witt for 1.5 for the streak or nah?

Bases

[vocal spindle]

I’ve watched chess before, I know this

[weary mist]

i would bet on midget wrestling at this rate.

[weary mist]

bros the chess chancellor

[atomic plume]

yea i js took astros and rays

[abstract citrus]

Funny watching yall get scammed into Adam’s server

[vocal spindle]

He stayed stable at 99 for way longer than I expected, continuous good moves would keep him over

[abstract citrus]

Man changed it from 5 for premium to 10 😂😂😂

[weary mist]

he charging ?

[vocal spindle]

that’s tuff

[abstract citrus]

He trying to charge people

[cosmic stump]

Liking these hitters for today

[marble mirage]

jarren durren suspended

[weary mist]

free him i would’ve done the same.

[twilit panther]

dumbest suspension

[weary mist]

i’ve called people worse for less.

[twilit panther]

fan was being a dick

deserved it

[earnest elm]

Which slur did he use 😂

[vocal spindle]

Bro tried to tell me what I’ve watched, ish crazy

[marble mirage]

💀

[umbral zealot]

is pablo lopez chalked they lowered his fantasy by 1

[weary mist]

this how live betting be

[marble mirage]

double down

[weary mist]

EV betting. i wouldn’t worry too much about it.

[dry flare]

you trying to get someone here banned for saying?

[umbral zealot]

anyone like these?

[earnest elm]

Nah. I will look it up 😂

[vocal spindle]

Even if you think I’m wrong on something, how you gonna tell me what I’ve watched, bro sending me essays bout my every move 😭😭

Idek him

[weary mist]

chris sale day.

[cosmic stump]

All these matchups good against pitchers just need 1 hit

[weary mist]

@bleak mountain your goat is pitching today what prop do i take.

[umbral zealot]

who sells me

[weary mist]

pablo or ramos.

[signal verge]

Ramos

[weary mist]

pablo banned and it could be a free square.

[earnest elm]

He dropped the F 💣😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

Most of the games in the first round are way below the prop, caruana still right around it

[weary mist]

they got EV betting in chess ?

[umbral zealot]

u think framber and gil locks for today?

[weary mist]

locks is overdoing it but i like gil.

i didn’t look at Framber so idk.

[vocal spindle]

I wouldn’t know where to find it

[earnest elm]

How much longer on this checkers match?

[weary mist]

dork methods for a dork sport. 🔥

[dry flare]

checkers is in #╭🏀・basketball were talking about connect-4 here

[earnest elm]

Bet. My bad playa 😂

[scarlet crow]

I’m tryna bet on uno next

[marble mirage]

fr

[earnest elm]

😂

[marble mirage]

UNO feeds

[signal verge]

Valid or nah

[dry flare]

check #┆🏎・racing

[vocal spindle]

Calling chess a sport is hilarious

I’m loving it

[earnest elm]

Gotta establish the rules first cause us black folks play different

[marble mirage]

???

[earnest elm]

When it comes to uno

[night flower]

What y’all think?

[dry flare]

why does it have to be a "sport" to bet on it? 😂

[vocal spindle]

If my chess prop chalks I’m sticking to water polo

[weary mist]

you knew what i meant gang.

[dry flare]

i bet a coworker that a particular building was a YMCA and they said it was a school

[night flower]

Never knew u can bet on chest lol

[weary mist]

i be betting on how long it takes construction to finish in my city.

[umbral zealot]

why u think pablo sells? last time h2h he was elite and tdys game is a home game for him

[dry flare]

you could bet on chess before you could bet on mlb, nba, nfl, or nhl

[night flower]

Thoughts?

[dry flare]

solid whats teh over/under?

[weary mist]

because pablo has a habit of going idiot mode and selling easy matchups.

[hard kraken]

Framber

[weary mist]

and i hate him.

[hard kraken]

Donated

[weary mist]

framber giving up 6 hits is insane.

[night flower]

Lmao

It’s a flex tho so I said fck it 🤷🏽‍♂️

[weary mist]

valid then.

[earnest elm]

Whenever i see people say donated, I legit start laughing cause the game is 3-4 hours away and you already lost lol

[signal verge]

What are ur picks today?

[weary mist]

depends on the project. most of the time it takes simple road construction like a round a bout 3 months.

[dry flare]

for roads, do you count "complete" by when they open the road or when they paint the final lines and put all signs up?

[night flower]

This?

[umbral zealot]

is ben lively hits allowed under a lock?

[vocal spindle]

Person from Boston using a slur

how super unexpected

CARUANAAAAAAA

beautiful move

[weary mist]

if i can drive on it i count it as a complete road

[dry flare]

under might be the move

[split radish]

Sale under 8.5 Ks

Trust

Giants as of late have been top 5 in least Ks and the wind is horrible today

[weary mist]

😂😂 idk where you’re from but 2 things the midwest don’t do is finish construction or fix potholes

seen a pothole take someone’s wig off once

i’ll never forget that

[bleak mountain]

none his lines are so fucked

[dry flare]

you said if you could drive on it

[bleak mountain]

and framber is getting shelled

[finite dock]

halfass roads istg

[umbral zealot]

what that mean

[errant tinsel]

he getting did dirty

[bleak mountain]

42.5 for sale and 37.5 for framber 😂😂

this app so funny

[split radish]

No hes not LMAO

but go off ig

[errant tinsel]

free duran out them chains😭

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain DID YOU FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE

[bleak mountain]

😂

[vocal spindle]

CASH CARUANA

[split radish]

Sale going under

[vocal spindle]

WHERES THE CHESS COP

WHERE IS HE

[split radish]

already?

that was quick

[errant tinsel]

checkmate

[vocal spindle]

DISSING MY PICK JUST FOR IT TO CASH

[vocal spindle]

Draw

[finite dock]

need to ride this chess wave gahdamn

[vocal spindle]

It’s rapids

[errant tinsel]

a win is a win

[dawn urchin]

JP KNOWS CHESS

[vocal spindle]

Accuracy cashed score is still live

[split radish]

caruana

[dry flare]

LFG and it was a draw!

[weary mist]

okay you got a point but legally tho. as in the government has said “this is complete” ill off road through construction in my truck all the time but i’m not supposed to 😭

[errant tinsel]

they need a connect 4 league and a dominoes league to ill bet on that lol

[dry flare]

well thats why i asked...

[vocal spindle]

CASH THE CHESS PLAY OF THE DAY

1/1 ON CHESS PLAY OF THE DAYS

[night flower]

I would never bet on connect 4 lol

[vocal spindle]

That’s perfect for both of us

I don’t care about all that yip yap when I see green on my slip

[weary mist]

ong 😭😭

[dry flare]

yessir

[weary mist]

potholes or landmines. can’t tell the difference

run me that red sox role fr

[split radish]

FREE MY NIGGA

[errant tinsel]

they run the world 🤐

[weary mist]

watch his jersey sales go up. 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Is 9.5 reduced?

[weary mist]

gotta be

[primal mountain]

No

[weary mist]

9.5 is insane why is that even a line

[vocal spindle]

Bro I was sweating hard and then he made the most perfect beautiful move I’ve ever seen and I felt like Jayson Tatum

[dawn urchin]

Well that’s good

[vocal spindle]

“WE DID ITTTTT”

[errant tinsel]

its 0.7x

[hard kraken]

Does anyone know if sleeper deposits bonus match

[scarlet crow]

Wonder what he said

[marble mirage]

ill take a draw match one

[weary mist]

you ain’t tricking me.

[split radish]

If cody doesnt get a hit imma shoot some shit up

[errant tinsel]

we cant repeat those words

[scarlet crow]

Does it rhyme with rag?

“Freedom of speech”

[errant tinsel]

rhymes with flag

[split radish]

its not even a bad word

like u can say nigga

[primal mountain]

But my daughter probably felt it

[split radish]

but u cant say flag

[primal mountain]

She lives in Big Bear

[weary mist]

i can’t

[primal mountain]

Did you feel it?

[split radish]

joey are u an unc

[atomic plume]

yes

[radiant rose]

Hello

[split radish]

boohoo nigga

[primal mountain]

Ummmm....yes?

[weary mist]

type shit.

[split radish]

goat shit

https://tenor.com/view/goat-gif-22057358

[primal mountain]

But im not really an uncle

[weary mist]

this n1gga joey really crazy like his name says.

[thorn lantern]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP81Lfjfk/

Might be late but this don’t look like Covid 😭

[split radish]

nah joey tuff asl

[primal mountain]

Im an only child 😭

[weary mist]

ong

[errant tinsel]

no comment on covid itll get to political lmao

[dawn urchin]

I did I heard the ceiling fans strings start slapping really hard

[chrome tartan]

Is was an inside job

[primal mountain]

Not lately though
...been losing

[grand iron]

did the MLB ban any Astros players after the whole cheating thing? I’m only asking cause I’m surprised Duran got suspended, I thought he was just gonna get fined 💀

[split radish]

no

we were given immunity

if we spoke up abt it

[grand iron]

Ah I gotcha

[scarlet crow]

Is this not free

[errant tinsel]

u know them funboys got to make an example out of duran

[primal mountain]

Where you at? San Bernardino?

[dawn urchin]

No closer to Anaheim

[primal mountain]

It was centered in Highland

[grand iron]

Which is crazy cause I can guarantee you most players say way worse on a daily basis 💀

[errant tinsel]

most def lmaoo

[dawn urchin]

Joey is the GOAT of this chat he’s nearly level 90

[vocal spindle]

@scarlet crow cash the chess potd

[primal mountain]

Probably some fat chick.won big at Yaamava and started jumping up and down 🤣🤣🤣

[scarlet crow]

I didn’t get it in time smh

[subtle mortar]

Thoughts

[vocal spindle]

Bro was dissing my pick for hours sending me essays on why I’m wrong and it won’t hit

And then it cashed

[steep rampart]

Gil the move tonight vs white Sox think fantasy points is good

[vocal spindle]

Benintendi might bomb one today

[subtle mortar]

How do my picks look

[errant tinsel]

i hate teams like white sox or marlins they unpredictable

[primal mountain]

@dawn urchin hows the traffic over there in Anaheim with all that D23 shit going on?

[split radish]

nigga just picked the face of each team and clicked their over

[errant tinsel]

lmaooo

he seen popular players and said over

[dawn urchin]

I’m try to stay as far away as possible from Disneyland or any of that stuff. So I would not be the best person to speak on it

[slate bane]

This is free

[vocal spindle]

watch it hit too 😭

[vocal spindle]

Yeah you definitely an employee

[errant tinsel]

u right lmao

[primal mountain]

Is this based on history vs pitcher?

[finite dock]

ngl dont fw ohtani, he might sell. almost did yesterday

[slate bane]

I just dreamed of these 2 guys hitting a home run so wanted to lock it in

[errant tinsel]

no lie maybe its cause im not a huge baseball fan but i havent seen anyone put those two guys in chat i hope it hits

[vocal spindle]

I should do an all chess streak

[finite dock]

watch that mug hit

[bleak mountain]

nathaniel lowe going b2b…

[vocal spindle]

Are we gonna get round 2 lines for Stl rapids?

[errant tinsel]

it be the sports u dont think about that wins

[split radish]

did this nigga seriously pick david hamilton to hit a homer 😭

[errant tinsel]

if that cashes he with the fbi im convinced lol

[primal mountain]

Jarren Duran must be the stupidest mofo in MLB right now

[split radish]

Why

[primal mountain]

Good they suspended his non productive ass

[vocal spindle]

Framber got a fat bump

[bleak mountain]

idk why

[vocal spindle]

Not good, how will this affect my Tyler Mahle play

[primal mountain]

Suspended for using a gay slur against a fan

[vocal spindle]

Bc he’s fat and it’s his bump day

[bleak mountain]

at least duran didnt beat his wife

[weary mist]

what did the heckler even say to duran

[primal mountain]

What do you have on Mahle?

[weary mist]

i’m trying to listen but i can’t make it out

[hard kraken]

No way they suspended bro 😭

[split radish]

It wont

[hard kraken]

No more free speech

In America

[split radish]

everyone else on the sox fell off after the asg

[errant tinsel]

if u say anything against lgbt u are cooked

[scarlet saffron]

Free speech doesn't mean you don't face consequences.

[weary mist]

calling someone a F isn’t exactly free speech if it violates your bosses anti discrimination policy. 😭

but i get what yall mean.

[split radish]

FACTS MAMBAMNTLTY!!

[weary mist]

suspension is crazy tho.

[bleak mountain]

duran does nothing

[vocal spindle]

Ks

[scarlet crow]

What y’all think about musgrove today

[split radish]

Not rlly

[bleak mountain]

that team is ass

red sox aren’t winning shit

[primal mountain]

You're fine

[weary mist]

you might be the funniest hater in the entire chat

i’m ngl

[bleak mountain]

duran man

the goat

[vocal spindle]

I hate to admit it but he’s a way better troll than me

[split radish]

facts

[weary mist]

i gotta study his game bro

[vocal spindle]

my trolling skills are also restricted though

[split radish]

luckily i dont troll

[vocal spindle]

Which kinda sucks

[split radish]

im a real person

[primal mountain]

They dont take batting practice....they take strikeout practice lol

[split radish]

Fr fr

im the villain in this story!!!!

[bleak mountain]

i love sale

[split radish]

😈😈😈

[errant tinsel]

i troll sometimes but ion be in chat enough for it to work lol

[split radish]

i can feel the devil coming inside me

[primal mountain]

KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON HIM

[vocal spindle]

They practice hitting off a tee, which is why they can’t make contact with anything, but when they do it’s a bomb

[weary mist]

what did that fan even say to Durran bro

[errant tinsel]

pause

[weary mist]

i need to know

[vocal spindle]

Average Boston resident using slurs

[split radish]

he said u need a tennis racket to hit

[weary mist]

type shit.

[weary mist]

😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

I be saying this daily 😭

[split radish]

he said it like

5 times

and durran had enough

[vocal spindle]

I said it to Tommy Pham and he didn’t call me a slur

[split radish]

idk why he let ts go to his head

[weary mist]

5 times is @bleak mountain levels of hating 😭

[vocal spindle]

Duran must be the problem

[scarlet crow]

WNBA is on the board!

[split radish]

ee

ew

watching women play professional basketball

i might as well watch paint dry

[errant tinsel]

duran thought he was in a toxic cod lobby he had to fire back

[vocal spindle]

yo hop off bro you mad glazing (is this w hating?)

[weary mist]

they needa let the players and fans go at it bro

it’s good for the game

[bleak mountain]

pablo and framber getting shelled

[weary mist]

pablo fs

[bleak mountain]

framber looks like a fucking toad

[vocal spindle]

Forget charging the mound, charge the stands

[split radish]

yeah hes better than ur favorite pitcher

😭😭

[bleak mountain]

😂😂yeah ok

[errant tinsel]

its good until a fan slumps they ass😂

[weary mist]

why did bro engage.

[split radish]

duran lowk needed the suspension, bro has been slumping since the asg

[bleak mountain]

sale can have 4 er first inning and end the game with 10ks

[vocal spindle]

Imagine you do the you bum trend and roid boy Adolis hope the fence 😭😭

[split radish]

holy shit

[weary mist]

@vocal spindle here we go with the beef

[bleak mountain]

cy young shit

[vocal spindle]

No he isn’t

[split radish]

u are a fucking casual

sale was so ass before this year

[errant tinsel]

rookie maybe

[vocal spindle]

I’m the rangers fan ☠️☠️

[split radish]

like actually

watching the nigga pitch was torture to sox fans

[bleak mountain]

ik sale was ass last year

[weary mist]

i like the rangers too ngl they might be my favorite team

[bleak mountain]

that has nothing to do with this year

[split radish]

his last good year before this year was 2018 bro

[bleak mountain]

why we bringing up the past

[split radish]

😭

[vocal spindle]

I live in the same county that they play in

[bleak mountain]

that don’t mean shit

[vocal spindle]

Be pullin up to lots of games

[weary mist]

i don’t unfortunately

[split radish]

yeah it does

frambers been more consistent

than sale has

🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[bleak mountain]

sale been the goat

[thorn lantern]

Suspended for 2 days is crazy trying to hurt my tickets 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[bleak mountain]

been the strikeout leader for multiple years, i think he has the most immaculate innings

like 10 all stars

[pliant gust]

As of late Sale has had a little bit of control issues so he’s been having trouble completing 6

[split radish]

who tf cares about immaculate innings

[bleak mountain]

as long as sale green the parlay we chilling

[broken lagoon]

What happens to my Marco Gonzalez ticket ? What happens if he pitches out of the bullpen ?

[bleak mountain]

bro

ts hard asf to do

[split radish]

Ik it is

but yet its like

pointless

astros had 2 in one game

[bleak mountain]

its impressive

[split radish]

in 2022

[pliant gust]

Pick will be voided

[split radish]

Its cool ig

[bleak mountain]

tell me a better pitcher than sale

[vocal spindle]

Yall talking about framber and sale like Jose Urena doesn’t exist

[scarlet crow]

??

[vocal spindle]

Cy young urena

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/geeb-bruh-really-are-you-serious-gif-20129962

[bleak mountain]

whos better than sale

[vocal spindle]

Jose Urena top 5 oat

[bleak mountain]

urena should never step on the mound again

[vocal spindle]

Yall sleeping on Edward Cabrera and David festa

[pliant gust]

Well Max is hurt

[vocal spindle]

I would be very happy with this

[bleak mountain]

cease lost all his cy young votes after what he did yesterday 😂

[vocal spindle]

Urena isn’t a terrible reliever, but he’s the worst starter in the mlb

[bleak mountain]

owned by my bum marlins

no aura

[weary mist]

i banned him im ngl.

[bleak mountain]

rangers

suck

[vocal spindle]

Bailey ober got aura

[bleak mountain]

see ober been on his cy young shi

[pliant gust]

Hell of a year

[weary mist]

Duran has elite aura after that.

[vocal spindle]

and grass is green

[bleak mountain]

astros and rangers both have smth in common

they both r the worst defending champs oat

[vocal spindle]

Duran’s return gonna be legendary

[vocal spindle]

Astros have been relieved of this

We are by far the worst

[bleak mountain]

astros rlly swept the red sox

devers will never see my slip

[weary mist]

atlanta better watch out ik how they like their 🏳️‍🌈 people.

[vocal spindle]

Dudes was really betting on Devers I’m crine

[split radish]

strider, bautista, skubal, mcclanahan

Shit lemme get more

[vocal spindle]

Batista is crazy

Throw John cena in there too bro

[split radish]

Degrom

[bleak mountain]

strider? same pitcher who hasnt played in like 5 months

[split radish]

But that nigga always injured

[weary mist]

Nate Sudfeld.

[vocal spindle]

Degrom is 47 years old bro wdym

Degrom is one tummy ache away from retirement

[split radish]

nigga sale didnt play for like 2 years this means nothing 😭😭

[weary mist]

funniest argument of the week so far icl.

[bleak mountain]

ur a fucking dumbass

im talking abt this year bro

idgaf if sale didn’t play 2 years ago

[vocal spindle]

Idek why these dudes talking about baseball in the chess channel

[weary mist]

ong. 😭

[vocal spindle]

Go to #┆⚾・baseball with all that yip yap

[bleak mountain]

bro said mcclanahan 😂😂😂

[scarlet crow]

Y’all sleep on cc sabathia

[split radish]

McClanahan is 10x better than sale

That nigga is so dominant on the mound

Like actually

[bleak mountain]

only one that has competition with sale is skubal

[raven narwhal]

Chris sale gettin lit up td

[bleak mountain]

and alcantara

[raven narwhal]

Who invited bro

[bleak mountain]

but he hasn’t played

[split radish]

alcantara meh

he was ass last yr

[bleak mountain]

bro

are u serious

[stiff turret]

Wat

[vocal spindle]

Bro got shelled so hard he quit for a year

[weary mist]

duran got suspended.
fantasy lines were 2 hours late.
people are betting on checkers.
people are debating Sale vs Batista.
most unserious monday ever.

[bleak mountain]

everyone on the red sox getting fucked

[vocal spindle]

lowkey an average Monday

[bleak mountain]

aura

[raven narwhal]

Sale having a hard time td

[bleak mountain]

why u dick eating?

[vocal spindle]

We were bettin on swimming and beach volleyball last Monday

[weary mist]

bro said “it will not come easy to him!”

[bleak mountain]

framber getting his ass smacked

spank that bitch

[raven narwhal]

I just took his fantasy under in a few slips I’m tryna will it into existence😹

[split radish]

Dont show this to him

[raven narwhal]

Sale booty

[bleak mountain]

i see 9ks..

6ks

looks like cy young to me

[split radish]

sure bro

[vocal spindle]

Bro sent a blank message 🔥🔥

[split radish]

im done debating

[split radish]

😭😭

[raven narwhal]

Just watch td

[vocal spindle]

Another 7 ks at the bottom

[raven narwhal]

He’s gonna have 5 perfectly mediocre innings

[weary mist]

seriously tho why were FS lines 2 hours late 😭😭

[split radish]

Now this is goated

[vocal spindle]

And how many strikeouts will McClamahandaraniaatsndk have today?

Point proven

[split radish]

Mahle will get 5

[hard kraken]

Sale giving up 4 runs first inning

[split radish]

Trust me

[hard kraken]

Btw

[raven narwhal]

Unserious

[split radish]

Yep

[hard kraken]

Free Duran bruh 😭

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain this who bro said is better than sale

[weary mist]

gatekeeping for no reason.

[hard kraken]

Bro got struck with the ban hammer

[raven narwhal]

Bro if a fan was talking hot I’d say that shiii too

[scarlet crow]

I’d just hit the fan with the bat ngl

[vocal spindle]

It’s super clear what that middle pick is 😭

[solar tulip]

Who sells

[raven narwhal]

Cody

[hard kraken]

Just fantasy

[fervent lynx]

Definitely Cody

[scarlet crow]

All 3

[split radish]

0.69x is heinous 😭

[weary mist]

i said worse for less in high school football 😭

[hard kraken]

Doesn’t say over or under

😭

[vocal spindle]

Anybody that’s glimpsed at the stats know what you took 😭

[tame moon]

Cody locked in

[vocal spindle]

Should’ve covered the lil i symbol

[solar tulip]

Cody gonna hit

[weary mist]

0.69 is horrendous just fade at that point.

[scarlet crow]

I’m tryna hit

[vocal spindle]

Sale getting 17 Ks today

[vocal spindle]

(I have under 16.5)

[raven narwhal]

Dolphins fan and sale fan😹

[split radish]

Haha who remembers this

[vocal spindle]

I’m not a sale fan

[split radish]

I do!!

[weary mist]

that n-gga gonna come back to the chat and start pinging everyone. 😭😭

[tame moon]

Who sells

[split radish]

Merrill getting a hit today

Trust

[vocal spindle]

“..and you get a ping! and you get a ping” ahh dude 😭

[tame moon]

I just need him to step up to the plate😂

[split radish]

guys she hasnt texted me in 0.6857465 seconds am i cooked?

[raven narwhal]

Yea

[vocal spindle]

She is a he

[weary mist]

he finna say some VILE messages too

[scarlet crow]

Gg she getting piped as we speak

[marble mirage]

these chess games last forever

[weary mist]

i’ll lyk when i’m done

[raven narwhal]

Two laughing emojis means she wants it bad

[vocal spindle]

bro got catfished “she” is really a bodybuilder named Jerome 😭

[split radish]

Nuh uh

[vocal spindle]

Round 1 finished a while ago

[split radish]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOO

[scarlet crow]

Tf so funny about lavender

[vocal spindle]

Just takes a bit to grade

[marble mirage]

im watching round 2 now i think

[split radish]

Im just funny

[vocal spindle]

On me bro

[marble mirage]

i thought these games took like 15 min

[vocal spindle]

They never put the round 2 lines up

[vocal spindle]

Nah this get intense

[marble mirage]

i got the full tourney line

[scarlet crow]

Either she feels bad for you or she tryna hit

[split radish]

who let me cook

[weary mist]

niga a doofus 😭

[finite dock]

A goofy goober

[split radish]

LMAOOOO

nigga u got me laughing so hard rn

[scarlet crow]

Tell her to send your money for parlays since she down for whatever

[split radish]

she does stocks

[weary mist]

she got locks???

[scarlet crow]

Ask her what stocks should I buy rn

[split radish]

yeah nigga, you U 0.5 parlays cash

[finite dock]

😭😭😭

[split radish]

apple

trust

[vocal spindle]

Wesley so accuracy was gonna be so free this round

[weary mist]

yea she work one of them jobs where nigas can’t hit on her at work. keep her

[vocal spindle]

UD knew what they were doing with no game 2 lines

[split radish]

nah she works at the farmers market one time a week

[scarlet crow]

One time a week wtf

[weary mist]

she white and be honest

[split radish]

ye idk

[vocal spindle]

Bro is upset over chess lines not coming out aint no way

[split radish]

ive been there

its lowk nice

[dawn urchin]

HE GOT BADDIES LINED UP

[weary mist]

farmers market has good shit for cheap

[scarlet crow]

Snow bunny 🔥

[vocal spindle]

Bro got frost bite

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-umar-dr-umar-look-umar-look-seokjinnieeats-stare-gif-23439248

[weary mist]

latinas > whites > asians

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen-hands-cold-frostbite-gif-10701469

[finite dock]

ngas got tiers for races 😂

[split radish]

lmao they benched lourdea

[scarlet crow]

White over Asians is criminal

[vocal spindle]

“The cold never bothered me anyway” ahh taste

[weary mist]

unbiased too fr

[split radish]

shes whispanic

however u say tht

[late plover]

Why are the strikeouts odds so bad

[weary mist]

nah that’s crazy.

[split radish]

i live in texas

so

its common

[weary mist]

oh fr

i love texas

[split radish]

yea

[scarlet crow]

Blud said whispanic

[weary mist]

don’t live there tho

[split radish]

nigga what do u call a white hispanic

[scarlet crow]

What state got the baddies

[split radish]

😭😭😭😭

[split radish]

texas

[scarlet crow]

A white hispanic

[split radish]

so serious

wait

whats ur type

[weary mist]

midwest if you get past the fat ones

[errant tinsel]

lmaoo

[split radish]

this dude

[scarlet crow]

Fat girls need love too

[errant tinsel]

chicago got some bops just wrap it up u straight

[scarlet crow]

Anything that breathes

[vocal spindle]

I don’t make the rules

[weary mist]

i’m just keeping it real 😭 they less uppity and stuck up than them east and west coast college coozes

[split radish]

texas got hispanics, brown girls, and a good amount of white girls

[vocal spindle]

San Antonio ☠️

[weary mist]

nah fr i’ve cracked some big ones before

[errant tinsel]

ny got some bad ones they just breathe timb

[split radish]

fuck that bitchass place

only good for six flags

[weary mist]

houston got the worst women i’ve ever seen ngl.

[split radish]

ngl

[split radish]

yea ur on something

[weary mist]

them dallas girls tho? 😍

[vocal spindle]

I’m ngl, there’s this one chick I’ve been talking to from San Antonio 👀👀

She goes to my uni

[split radish]

A&m the cult school

[vocal spindle]

hating from the outside bc bro couldn’t get in

[weary mist]

i’m actually thinking about going to A&M for my masters degree.

[split radish]

a&m are UT rejects 😭

[vocal spindle]

That’s where i am rn

[vocal spindle]

Vice versa

[weary mist]

nice campus ?

[errant tinsel]

no lie ugliest feamles ive seen came from miss

[vocal spindle]

Most my friends that wanted to get into A&M engineering with me got rejected and went to UT

[split radish]

ole miss so ass

i did a summer program there

[vocal spindle]

Very nice

[split radish]

and like

[weary mist]

dirty south woman are a different breed of nasty. 😭😭😭

[split radish]

i didnt like A&M because of ETAM

[errant tinsel]

woah woah🤣

[split radish]

its so ass

[vocal spindle]

A&M way harder to get into than UT

[scarlet crow]

If she ain’t over 300 lbs I don’t want her😤

[split radish]

not rly

[grand tiger]

😭

[vocal spindle]

Powerlifter

[split radish]

UT is still the more harder school to get into

[vocal spindle]

Yes really

[vocal spindle]

Not at all

[weary mist]

i feel like A&M would be better because of the M (medical)

[split radish]

Dont go to either for medical

Theres better

[bleak mountain]

😂😂

[weary mist]

for a state school it’s cool.

[bleak mountain]

reduced payouts r so stupiddd

[errant tinsel]

i see we got alot of college ppl here we should team up and troll lmao

[scarlet crow]

Where the hoes at

[errant tinsel]

hawaii

[split radish]

Go to like

hcu

[vocal spindle]

UT accepted me instantly, A&M was a waiting game

Super competitive

[split radish]

They have a rlly good medical

Prog

[weary mist]

i’m a couple states north of texas.

[split radish]

wait no

not hcu

tcu

My bad

[weary mist]

so i’ve been multiple times. never lived tho

[split radish]

texas christian

[weary mist]

my family wanna move to Galveston tho

[split radish]

rlly good

[split radish]

oh

um

my condolences

[abstract citrus]

insert Duran quote here

[weary mist]

that’s their plan. 😭😭 i’m chillin where im at.

[vocal spindle]

If you want a good school in Texas where you’ll learn nothing, might get shot at a few times, party a lot, and prolly contract a lot of diseases, then prairie view A&M is just the place for you!

[scarlet crow]

Why does anyone want to willingly move to Galveston

[split radish]

bro u saw the video of the dude with the banana

[vocal spindle]

Corpus Christi > Galveston

[split radish]

on the stage

With that girl

[vocal spindle]

Argue with a wall

[vocal spindle]

Uh no?

[split radish]

any other fucking city in texas > galveston

[split radish]

wait lemme send it

[feral pendant]

Buxton Beli yandy

Over fs

[vocal spindle]

Is it nsfw

Bc if so, don’t

[weary mist]

they must like something about it idk. i remember going on vacation like 6 years ago and i liked it. maybe the area got worse since then.

[split radish]

no no

Its not

[vocal spindle]

Does anyone outside of Texas even know Galveston exists

[pliant gust]

I do

[weary mist]

yeah my family does 😭

[split radish]

its a dude with a banana which has whipping cream on it in his hand and he has this girl BJ it on stage

it was at PVAMU

it was so ghetto bro

[errant tinsel]

she a bop simple lol

[vocal spindle]

Yeah go ahead and don’t send me that ✅

[weary mist]

none of yall send this shit bro.

[split radish]

I got yall ‼️‼️

[vocal spindle]

yall be forgetting im still Christian I ain’t tryna see allat. 😭😭

[split radish]

facts

[errant tinsel]

i been baptized and still sinning🙏

[dawn urchin]

JP IS A MAN OF GOD

[split radish]

nigga u should not be proud

[vocal spindle]

We all still sinners

[split radish]

what kinda confession is this

[vocal spindle]

But I don’t intentionally give into it

[scarlet crow]

Bro is flexing sinning

[dawn urchin]

The players I bet on are sinners… they commit the worst sin of all SELLING ME

[split radish]

Nigga think sinning a parlay or sum 😭

O 1.5 sins committed

[vocal spindle]

Over/Under 0.5 sins

[errant tinsel]

might be a parlay i wouldnt be surprised

[vocal spindle]

Easy free square

[weary mist]

everything a game to these unserious n1ggas bro.

[tardy ether]

Nrfi for cubs and reds game locks?

[split radish]

Nah what if god gave u the chance to put ur age in a parlay

[errant tinsel]

no lie tho i been limiting my sins

[split radish]

Would u do it

[vocal spindle]

I actually be walking out my faith I’m not one of those people who just claim it and don’t live it

I don’t even be cursing, yall can check the chat logs if you want

[scarlet crow]

The end is near

[split radish]

and so i face

the final curtain

my friend ill say it clear

[errant tinsel]

confess your sins and pray for one another 🙏 the end could be any day

[thorn lantern]

Why baseball looks so good today 😭😭

[gusty lantern]

Anyone got 2 good picks

[scarlet crow]

🙏🏾🙏🏾

[thorn lantern]

Not gunna say it’s gunna hit but it looks so good

[split radish]

eh

[vocal spindle]

quiet down, we talking about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[split radish]

the slate is ok today

its not

Amazint

[soft stirrup]

Bring back ud 8 mans 😢

[vocal spindle]

These games today are uhh

well they’re baseball

[split radish]

they’re games!

[scarlet crow]

Wnba back this week >mlb

[thorn lantern]

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 amen

[errant tinsel]

i need basketball back easier to predict

[vocal spindle]

this is one of the slates of all time

[split radish]

nigga whattt

[thorn lantern]

UD needs to give me back deposit rights 😭

[vocal spindle]

NBA is so banned

[errant tinsel]

lmaooo

[split radish]

did this nigga just say nba is more predictable than mlb

[scarlet crow]

I’m putting my rent money on jokic when nba back🔥

[split radish]

yeah log off for me

[vocal spindle]

Books will always be sharper than you on nba

NBA betting is a losing game

[split radish]

im putting my rent money into killian hayes mvp

🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[vocal spindle]

I’m profitable all time on like 7 sports, and only negative on 1 and that’s nba

[errant tinsel]

well damn lol

[thorn lantern]

Ngl nba preseason I’m only riding with the elite bench players 😭

[fervent lynx]

Anyone got anything looking good today?

[split radish]

nah

[scarlet crow]

It’s better to bet on sports you don’t know so there’s no bias

[dawn urchin]

BRONNY JAMES OVER

[chrome tartan]

What happened to that guy who won $5k from a $5 eight man?????? And he got banned

[thorn lantern]

He’s bout to have a field day 😭

[signal verge]

In placing this rn

[vocal spindle]

That’s why I have the highest ROI on water polo

[split radish]

u are no different than the dude who always places 8 man slips

[vocal spindle]

UD gotta add water polo

[split radish]

wait

[scarlet crow]

When are they gonna add Fortnite props

[split radish]

ngl we all sinning

😭😭

[thorn lantern]

lol I am the dude that place 8 mans 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/multiverso-multiverso-akela-multiverso-scout-gif-8208802467565299466

[errant tinsel]

fortnite props woah lol

[split radish]

oh shit

LMAOOO

[vocal spindle]

How so?

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoooooo

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cowboy-finger-gun-pointing-moves-gif-16295587752971155055

[split radish]

nigga, gambling 😭

gambling is a sin

[vocal spindle]

Show me the verse that says this

[dawn urchin]

LEGM about to cut everyone who doesn’t pass to Bronny

[hollow dock]

Hey I don’t like that word

[thorn lantern]

It’s not a gamble if you know it’s hitting 😭

[errant tinsel]

i definitely been having alot of fun out of wedlock thats my sin

[split radish]

i mean it dont talk specifically abt gambling but it goes against get money fast type of things

[chrome tartan]

May God have mercy on all your souls

[vocal spindle]

It depends how you’re doing it

[split radish]

my fault mr grumpy pants

[thorn lantern]

lol facts! If he gets his shot consistent , and don’t be nervous he can be a Malik monk in a year or 2

[scarlet crow]

So if you betting small it’s ok?

[split radish]

$1 parlays

[errant tinsel]

dalton finna be the face of the lakers lol

[chrome tartan]

America is a corporation

[split radish]

Type shit

[chrome tartan]

Wake up

[vocal spindle]

You’re not supposed to give into get rich quick schemes or secede to the love of money, but I don’t gamble to get rich or for love of money, for me it’s just a fun thing, it makes sports which I’m passionate about interactive on my end, and I don’t have a high enough unit size to get rich off it in the first place.

Now I will say it’s not the best way to steward your resources, sure. But that’s not a sin.

[split radish]

true true

ig

[chrome tartan]

You not God niga shut up

😭

[weary mist]

for me it’s a fun hobby that i happen to make money at. i love the strategy and the “beat the books!” mentality

[weary mist]

@finite dock get ur son bro

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-broke-im-so-im-broke-gif-12868816

[scarlet crow]

Loving money is so weird. It’s just a piece of paper but some treat it like it’s more valuable than life

[chrome tartan]

Who is that

[vocal spindle]

Gambling for me is more of a “there’s better things you could be doing” rather than a sinful thing I need to stop.

[thorn lantern]

Yankees game might get postpone I’m currently doing a rain dance

[chrome tartan]

Exactly, we’re programmed

[vocal spindle]

I spend everything I win from gambling on random things lol

[split radish]

nigga is one of them flat earthers

[weary mist]

because society values power.

[scarlet crow]

We give money all its value

[vocal spindle]

Like I’ll go eat more expensive takeout rather than food at home or I’ll buy some shoes or something

[weary mist]

money = power.

[stiff turret]

I'll take your money

[scarlet crow]

If we all collectively say money is worthless, then it’s worthless

[chrome tartan]

Definitely not but I’m for sure more knowledgeable than half this discord
Ya addicts

[split radish]

i dont want money to be worthless

🙁🙁

[scarlet crow]

Dam he called you dumb @split radish

[chrome tartan]

Tf 😭😭😭

Instigating ass

[vocal spindle]

Based off scriptures alone, gambling isn’t any more of a sin than having a job, as long as you’re not some crazy addict putting life altering amounts into it.

[split radish]

👍🏽

[scarlet crow]

We all in a simulation

[primal mountain]

I'm putting life altering amounts into it

[vocal spindle]

Let’s swap out the US dollar for high fives

[vocal spindle]

Repent

[scarlet crow]

Omg W idea

[chrome tartan]

If everybody in here send me $5 I’d be a blessed man

[split radish]

u just called me an addict gng

🙁

i dont fw that

[scarlet crow]

Imagine if money never existed

The world world be so much better

[chrome tartan]

I fw you 🍆

[vocal spindle]

Who called you an addict

[thorn lantern]

Thinking of 2k25 to place nba bets this season 😭

[split radish]

@chrome tartan

[chrome tartan]

Did not

Liar

[scarlet crow]

He was just grumpy

[split radish]

nah gng

i heard ts loud and clear

[chrome tartan]

This not a therapy session, send some dam slips

[scarlet crow]

Shut up and shake sum

[vocal spindle]

Oh I blocked bro ages ago

☠️

[nimble prairie]

Facts

[split radish]

https://x.com/stuman2285/status/1823096571455750266?s=46&t=3c8raxjHIc6yV_MkS7Kuqg

Stu (@stuman2285) on X

Any Stros fans in TB tonight, please heckle Chass relentlessly every at bat. It’s a quiet stadium so just imagine if the mics pick him up calling u the n word. 2 wk ban? Maybe more. Do ur part please.

Twitter · Aug 12, 2024, 8:37 PM

what kind of hating is this

[vocal spindle]

I assumed it was like cam Thomas burner or Jogen or someone

[chrome tartan]

Grown man blocking another grown man is funny af

[vocal spindle]

I’m surprised grumpy still in here

[primal mountain]

That is a presumption

Go back even further....

Bibically, if Eve didn't eat the apple....then you could probably say that

[chrome tartan]

God was pissed when she ate that

[primal mountain]

The world world would be so much better if only Jimmy Butler made those two FT's during the 2023 ECF

lol

[vocal spindle]

Plotting on your own team is crazy work

[thorn lantern]

I’m hearing a lot of biblical stuff , now if I was to ask who read the Bible what ya gunna say?

[nimble prairie]

Where the fuckin mlb picks

[vocal spindle]

I wonder if the earth would still exist if “BLOCKED BY JAMES” never happened

[vocal spindle]

In the baseball channel

We talkin chess in here

[nimble prairie]

Need a three man

[primal mountain]

I copied it page for page in freshman religion class in high school because my religion teacher was a putz

[thorn lantern]

That’s worse worst than detention 😭

[primal mountain]

and the JV football coach who didn't know how to teach a class

[thorn lantern]

I would have gave her copies 😭😭

[fervent lynx]

What yall think?

[split radish]

watched that live with my friend after we played the quarry on roblox 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

The quarry mentioned

That game was ahead of its time

Absolutely unreal

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-sad-nostalgia-gif-17540086145397943374

[thorn lantern]

MD are you a doctor ?

[split radish]

what an amazing game man

[vocal spindle]

I read it

[chrome tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerk-butt-booty-big-booty-gif-6027772095848889292

[vocal spindle]

I’m reading through exodus currently

[scarlet crow]

All I need is 12 seconds

[thorn lantern]

I know the stories but I haven’t read in a min

[vocal spindle]

I recommend the Bible project

It’s like the Bible in video form

[primal mountain]

i read Revelation first before going to catholic school

[thorn lantern]

Ima look into it

[chrome tartan]

Fye ass gif

[thorn lantern]

I try to avoid the section

[nimble prairie]

No. It’s short for, Mindya Damnbusiness @thorn lantern

[vocal spindle]

If you go on the Bible app they have some plans where they have a video devotional that explains the passage, and then a couple chapters to read each day and it’s great

[primal mountain]

I'm waiting for the horn part to happen one day

lol

[vocal spindle]

The great escape is the exodus plan that I’m going through rn

[chrome tartan]

Man read the Bible like a person, screw the phones

[split radish]

OHHH SICK BURN BETA!!

[primal mountain]

But I'm hoping by then, we have warp drive capability

[chrome tartan]

Movies fine

[primal mountain]

so I can get my ass out of the solar system

[thorn lantern]

How we suppose to give you locks if your name is instructing us to mind our business 🤨

[nimble prairie]

Bregman over @split radish ?

[split radish]

nah

yandy over

[thorn lantern]

Imma lock in fr 🙏🏾

[vocal spindle]

Major Ws

[primal mountain]

Are you Catholic, @vocal spindle

[thorn lantern]

See I rather not 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

I’m non denominational

[nimble prairie]

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Get a subscription

[vocal spindle]

Focused on relationship with God over religious activities

Which is the model Jesus demonstrated

[chrome tartan]

Church and most Godly places are a scam now days anyways

[primal mountain]

I used to, when I was younger....went through a religious horror movie fetish

[thorn lantern]

That works?

[primal mountain]

Exorcist, The Omen.....all that scary stuff

[nimble prairie]

I swear

[chrome tartan]

Mf want me to scan a barcode to give the church money
My ass!

[thorn lantern]

lol facts ! Had a movie talking about the end of time

[split radish]

Mf want me to scan a barcode to give the church money
My ass!

[vocal spindle]

None of us were born yet btw

[scarlet crow]

What do they do with the money they get at church

[chrome tartan]

They gamble

[primal mountain]

Well, this was in the 90s

[primal mountain]

so....you were born....but probably a little baby

[chrome tartan]

That’s gay as hell

[hard kraken]

Free bro

[vocal spindle]

At my church it pays the building costs, such as electricity bill, water bill, etc. as well as any building expansions and improvements, and then also covers any events the church has, as well as all community outreaches

[primal mountain]

while I was watching Linda Blair's character in The Exorcist vomiting all over the place

[split radish]

Look where it cuts off

[thorn lantern]

I mean - looking at the business sense , churches get grants and the rest of thier earnings come from charitable donations aka offerings

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES SCARY MOVIES

[hard kraken]

😭😭

[primal mountain]

HELL NO NOT ANY MORE

[vocal spindle]

and then a minority of it goes to pay the staff, but they make less than teachers for the ones who are full time, and for us part timers we don’t make that much at all

[vocal spindle]

Fan lol

[split radish]

Ik