┆⚾・baseball

[split radish]

they had grant williams playing the 5 vs the heat in 2023 😭😭😭😭

[finite dock]

Just to go to a shitty franchise that hasn’t won in a decade ☠️

[tawdry dagger]

was THINKIN bout running this

[bleak mountain]

lmao calm down yall jus won a chip

[blazing tulip]

andrew abbott is dookie tho

[bleak mountain]

yall didnt do shit for over a decade

[split radish]

hell no wtf

[scarlet crow]

Ngga you dookie

[finite dock]

We gonna win more?!?

[bleak mountain]

no you not 😂

[tawdry dagger]

😂😂😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

Idc if my slips chalk today bc my fit hard

[bleak mountain]

tatum cant even get pt in the olympics

trash asf

[vocal spindle]

Finna go walk around target for 3 hours in a rich white neigjborhood

[finite dock]

you just said the celtics repeating

[split radish]

(Me when i lie)

[finite dock]

pick a side dumbass

[brittle lily]

Give Jimmy that max even though his time is almost all up, so you can be in the luxury tax then you’ll be stuck with Tyler herro as your second option

[blazing tulip]

y u hate bro

[tawdry dagger]

No fckin kizzyyyy

[errant tinsel]

man bronny finna be 1st year all star, rookie of the year even hit a home run i cant wait to see nun of this happen💀

[scarlet crow]

Go to ulta and look confused

[bleak mountain]

take that shit back

[weary mist]

i wanna watch the mods argue with each other

[vocal spindle]

Free sauce

[split radish]

Why yall hating on a bronny like he a first rounder

Lmao

I dont get it

[bleak mountain]

did u not see what he was putting up

[finite dock]

cause he on a first round contract

[blazing tulip]

knicks taking it home ts yt

[scarlet crow]

Bronny not gon let you hit gang

[vocal spindle]

Bc he’s LeSperm the first, he’s supposed to be good

[split radish]

He will trust

[errant tinsel]

lmaoo

[split radish]

i already texted him

[chrome rock]

Knicks heart clears all

[bleak mountain]

what yall got against the heat

[chrome rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-gif-20942945

[blazing tulip]

yessirrrr

[errant tinsel]

u see the front door please go out it🤣

[blazing tulip]

actually philly taking it home

[split radish]

Hes the best big in the draft but hes not the best player

[scarlet crow]

OMG FREE LOCK

[blazing tulip]

embiid staying healthy this yr 👿

[bleak mountain]

whos better??

i cant think of anyone better

[errant tinsel]

AD staying healthy this year

[dry flare]

if you made this bet does that mean you picked yourself to get 0?

[brittle lily]

The one with the ring

[bleak mountain]

dumbass how could a rookie have a ring

[finite dock]

Hot take Grizzlies making a run

If they healthy

[scarlet crow]

Yes. It’s a lock sadly😔

[bleak mountain]

sga past his prime

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokemon-gif-19451246

[scarlet crow]

Edey is not saving them gang

[vocal spindle]

People who bring up college rings for professional players are dumb goofy

[dusty jolt]

Are these hitting today boys

[finite dock]

They made a run when healthy now they added Smart and Edey

Tell me why they can’t go deep

West is weak af

[split radish]

Personally, i think knecht was the best

[vocal spindle]

So they got worse

[scarlet crow]

2nd round at best

Who y’all taking thunder or grizzlies

[blazing tulip]

sleeper got a protected play today? 😭

[chrome rock]

Dalton knecht tough asf

[bleak mountain]

im dead

[finite dock]

A DPOY and a first round pick makes you worse???

[vocal spindle]

Edey ☠️

[finite dock]

Grizzlies

[split radish]

Knecht was the best nigga u cant even lie 😂😂

[dusty jolt]

yes for $15

[scarlet crow]

Thunder got Caruso

[bleak mountain]

not better than ware 😂

[dry flare]

save them from what? they were missing ja all season

[errant tinsel]

memphis can be special all up to ja and his on and off the court moves

[bleak mountain]

hes a sleeper tho

[brittle lily]

Him and Austin reaves form the twin shooters

[vocal spindle]

Stop glazing edgy, If a first round pick instantly makes you better than dang near every team got better

[scarlet crow]

I still don’t think Memphis a real contender

[errant tinsel]

he gotta hang with the thugs a lil more

[scarlet crow]

They a playoff team

[dusty jolt]

i copied you lmaoooo

[finite dock]

Yes… that’s why you pick them in the first round…

[dusty jolt]

whatd you change it too?

[weary mist]

chalkboard if it had fantasy, PGA, and OBALL would be the best app by far.

[vocal spindle]

So every team gets better every year?

[scarlet crow]

Popeyes or cfa?

[thorn lantern]

The amount of slips I smoked yesterday I don’t deserve a parlay today 😭

[dusty jolt]

damn goodluck

[finite dock]

Does adding a first round pick to your roster make you worse?

[vocal spindle]

First round pick don’t mean crap, maybe like 6% of them are impact players in their first year

[dusty jolt]

yah u did

[errant tinsel]

no lie if first round pick makes u so much better the spurs going to playoffs this year

[vocal spindle]

Depending who’s spot they took, yeah

Anthony Bennett made the cavs worse

[dusty jolt]

^

[hard kraken]

DBACKS GAME

[split radish]

Ware was playing garbage minutes

[hard kraken]

on

[vocal spindle]

Darko milicic

[errant tinsel]

kwame brown

[finite dock]

Edey cooked in summer league

[chrome rock]

so much yappin

[dusty jolt]

hopefullyyyyy

i need a rlly good day today

[finite dock]

Dude gonna be a problem

[dusty jolt]

im down so much

[bleak mountain]

bro whered u get this from 😂

[dusty jolt]

hopefully todays my rebound day

[vocal spindle]

Did Denzel Valentine make the bulls better in the first year?

[split radish]

real

knecht was the better overall player ngo

ngl

[bleak mountain]

ware dropped a double double to win the summer league chip

[brittle lily]

7 inches of straight hellfire

[bleak mountain]

hes playoff ready

he embraces heat culture

[dusty jolt]

ima save the last 4 chalkboard discounts, depending on whether the 2 early ones hit or not

[finite dock]

Heat culture isn’t a real thing idk why mfs flex it

[vocal spindle]

Me rn

[bleak mountain]

it is

[finite dock]

Heat Culture that gets bounced in the playoffs every year???

[bleak mountain]

heat culture thats gone to the finals twice in the past 4 years???

[vocal spindle]

Wind

lol

That too

[finite dock]

Lively please K

[split radish]

summer league chip 😭🙏🏽

[finite dock]

Please

[vocal spindle]

He got to 10 fantasy yesterday with terrible weather, I feel Vegas is overselling him

Not a fan of the asking price

[bleak mountain]

yep

[vocal spindle]

Not going under today but not taking him

[weary mist]

LeBron and Dalton.

[bleak mountain]

summer league mvp kelel ware

[split radish]

And dalton isnt playoff ready??

[bleak mountain]

he gotta show more

he was hit or miss

[split radish]

what bro

[vocal spindle]

Ben lively boutta chalk my slip already

[bleak mountain]

like what i saw from him

wasnt enough

[vocal spindle]

Is Ben lively over 0.5 Ks chalked

[scarlet crow]

Yes

[finite dock]

like 4 pitches in

[vocal spindle]

You don’t know ball

[split radish]

he gotta show more???

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t play Marte bc he was leading off

[finite dock]

Bro I need Ks

[split radish]

what r u talking about bro

[finite dock]

Stop playing around Lively

[vocal spindle]

Everytime Corbin Carroll leads off he stinks up the plate for the next 3 batters

[hard kraken]

Marte

[vocal spindle]

Leadoff Marte is top 3 all time

[chrome rock]

He faced two batters mf

He gon face like 25

[hard kraken]

Lively no hitter incoming

[split radish]

Ks vs the dbacks

give ir up beo

it*

[bleak mountain]

his fg % is ass

[weary mist]

the Jose Ramirez agenda needs to STOP.

[tacit knot]

wait

u guys all took ramirez?

[hard kraken]

Perderson single

[finite dock]

UMP

[vocal spindle]

LIVELY I NEED 7 KS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

And another hit

Smh

So banned

[finite dock]

Lively is getting cooked

Fml

Bitch ass pitcher

[vocal spindle]

What did you have

[chrome rock]

Average L5 bettor

[finite dock]

Over 4.5 Ks

[chrome rock]

💀

[vocal spindle]

What in last 5 would make me need 7 Ks

[hard kraken]

Bell single

[finite dock]

Marco Gonzales getting 2Ks right

[vocal spindle]

It was all vibes Sean.

[finite dock]

1 MORE STRIKE

[vocal spindle]

What source is this

[chrome rock]

😭

[vocal spindle]

So he got 7 Ks once?

[dry flare]

at what point did anyone mention his L5?

[vocal spindle]

1/10 in last 10 and you think I bet off last 5?

[chrome rock]

I need alt 10 ks+ for a grand

[split radish]

LETS GOOO

LOURDES POP OUT

BOOM

KEEP DOING THAT

[brittle lily]

0ks

[finite dock]

HOW ARE THEY HITTING THIS SHIT🤣

[hard kraken]

Kwan up

[vocal spindle]

Fire the ump

[hard kraken]

JR yard

[vocal spindle]

Groundout

[hard kraken]

Needed

[finite dock]

no reason to panic yet last game he had a 25 pitch 0 K first inning

Ended up going 6 and had 4 Ks

[chrome rock]

Bro is not getting a K 💀

[marsh blade]

Yep. Top of the order is always going to be the hardest. Got through it with no damage.

[chrome rock]

8 ips 0 ks

[bleak mountain]

early sweat

[vocal spindle]

Lively can still get 7 Ks in 5 more innings

[split radish]

Cuz they play for Major League Baseball

[hard kraken]

Kwan K

Glad I faded

[marsh blade]

Pfaadt dog

[chrome rock]

ive seen enough

live bet pfaadt Ks

[vocal spindle]

Chalk Brandon pfaadt under 0.5 first plate appearance Ks

I’m done

[thorn lantern]

Gimme some locks I’m tapped out on guessing 😭😭

[split radish]

Holy shit i was sweating

[hard kraken]

Now sweat 3 more ab

[finite dock]

nooo youre joking

[chrome rock]

Lock in under 0.5 1st inning ks for Gonzalez

[vocal spindle]

Kwan 1/11 against lively

[vocal spindle]

Dude no

[chrome rock]

Easiest + money you will get on underdog

[vocal spindle]

You really think he won’t get a single K in 9 at bats?

He’s not gonna have a 1-2-3 inning

[chrome rock]

He is not getting 9 at bats in the first 💀

[dusty jolt]

COME ON RAMIEREZ

[hard kraken]

JR

[vocal spindle]

🤖

[chrome rock]

Hes projected for 2 the entire game

[thorn lantern]

I said that about the ML against the white Sox yesterday and it didn’t happen

[chrome rock]

I took white sox Ml yesterday bro

+170

[bleak mountain]

holy fuck

[chrome rock]

Jonathan cannon is there top 3 pitcher

[bleak mountain]

jose is so fat

[vocal spindle]

Why would I ever bet under first plate appearance Ks bro

I’m uninstalling monkey tilt fantasy

I’m done

[thorn lantern]

That’s why I ain’t put him on the slip , he’s been playing great but still fat 😭😭

[chrome rock]

Very interesting bet tbh

[tawdry dagger]

Yea that’s crazy

[vocal spindle]

Nah this is crazy

[tacit knot]

LMAO

[hard mist]

What a way to end a streak 💔

[vocal spindle]

@tawdry dagger no way yall taking me seriously

[dusty jolt]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[chrome rock]

Sounds like a bet youd place tbh

[dusty jolt]

RAMIEREZ STRIKEOUT

fck

[chrome rock]

😭 💀

[hard kraken]

Jose so far

Geez

[marsh blade]

16 pitches and 2k. Beautiful inning

[hard kraken]

Cash the under on nrfi

[split radish]

no i was just sweating there because they had a man on third

[hard kraken]

Fr

[thorn lantern]

I’m cooked ?

[hard kraken]

They purposely pitching low

[vocal spindle]

Where would offer that? (Asking for a friend)

Unironically that would be free money if somewhere did offer it

[chrome rock]

Draftkings 😭

[vocal spindle]

One plate appearance to end in anything other than a K?

[chrome rock]

yes

[vocal spindle]

Check for me lol

[tawdry dagger]

I’m not “yall” and yk we jus b playing around 😭

[vocal spindle]

Jram so fat holy

[chrome rock]

ive done them before they have every plate appearance result and the odds

[vocal spindle]

You’re yall bc I replied to you and Sean

[vocal spindle]

Wait fr

[chrome rock]

I did a few props when cease was throwing the no hitter and made some money, just in play out on everything

yes

[vocal spindle]

I might cross the Oklahoma state line to book that and then come back

[weary mist]

this blunt i’m smoking got a pulse.

[tawdry dagger]

chill bro it’s no hard feelings I was jus saying as a saying

[split radish]

“thats sir to you!!” sounding ahh mf 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

[tawdry dagger]

Painnnnn

[vocal spindle]

For me 6 hours of sleep makes me come back 😭

[thorn lantern]

Watch gimenez get the hit next inning

[tawdry dagger]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[weary mist]

this blunt is overwhelmingly large.

[vocal spindle]

Swear broo

[thorn lantern]

We only smoke skimps out here 😭😭

[weary mist]

this blunt got a family somewhere worried as hell. 😭

[split radish]

ok

[tawdry dagger]

met bo jackson when I was like 8 bro made me call him “mr.bo jackson sir to you “ and squeezed my hand dumb hard 😂😂😂

[weary mist]

most people here not lasting 5 minutes

[bleak mountain]

stop betting if u took lively ks

[thorn lantern]

Does coffee counts as sugar? Cause of the caffeine

[split radish]

LMAOOO

[thorn lantern]

I’m hurt 😭

[split radish]

that mf was so strong

you seen the vid of him breaking the bat?

[vocal spindle]

He can still get 7 bro chill

[weary mist]

jose ramirez is overwhelmingly fat

[tawdry dagger]

ode this was like 2015

[bleak mountain]

cant believe ppl took his fraud ass

[weary mist]

people should be betting on SALE.

[vocal spindle]

4 stolen bases in last 2 games, I guess they made the bases edible

[thorn lantern]

And to stay up

[chrome rock]

what is this yap

[weary mist]

coffee only good black.

[tawdry dagger]

Don’t forget the grabba

[split radish]

Gahhhh

[thorn lantern]

Isn’t the pitcher he’s against good too?

[bleak mountain]

put a burger on 1b and ramirez will get a hit

[weary mist]

this blunt got veins pumping through it.

[vocal spindle]

I like my coffee like I like my men.

[finite dock]

Homer

[bleak mountain]

stoppp i wanna get fried

[finite dock]

Lmao

[thorn lantern]

Wait what? 😭

[vocal spindle]

Is Ben lively fantasy cooked?

[dry flare]

no coffee

[bleak mountain]

to early tho gota be responsible

[weary mist]

i fck like it’s for survival. eyes bloodshot, ribs visible, thrusting away.

[vocal spindle]

When I drink coffee I be feeling like Batman I’m ngl

[brittle lily]

Ball juice

[bleak mountain]

you took lively ks 😭😭😂😂

[vocal spindle]

Wait he was fr?

[finite dock]

ain’t my fault

[bleak mountain]

thats fucked

[weary mist]

Jake Burger.

[vocal spindle]

I was clowning about 7 lively Ks lol, Ben lively on your slip is crazy work

[thorn lantern]

I really be smoking a blunt while I drink coffee

[finite dock]

lmaooo

whag am i doing

🤣✌️

[bleak mountain]

who’s ready for this reverse sweep

[thorn lantern]

He just need 3ks for me 😭😭

[weary mist]

??

[brittle lily]

Nothings worse than not getting a strikeout before you get relieved

[thorn lantern]

If he don’t hit 3 strikeout they might as well kick him off the team

[weary mist]

yall gonna be saying the same thing about Marco.

[bleak mountain]

no ks 💔

[vocal spindle]

Genuine question, why is Corbin Carroll leadoff

[weary mist]

should’ve taken SALE k’s.

[finite dock]

dude just can’t k

[patent moon]

This lively dude is cheeks

[vocal spindle]

Marte is no longer a 300 batter

[weary mist]

if you took Lively to get 7 K’s you need to call the hotline.

[thorn lantern]

I took Freddy Ks instead

[bleak mountain]

they want him to get hot again

he works better lead off than 8th

[patent moon]

He not touchin 4

[hard kraken]

Marte 0-2

[patent moon]

Might not even touch 1 fr

[unique hare]

Huh

[vocal spindle]

Send him to the minor league 😭

[weary mist]

how can i be homophobic. i blew his brains out

[bleak mountain]

chill on corbin

last years playoffs

[vocal spindle]

Corbin under forever

[brittle lily]

0

[vocal spindle]

Know who else was good last playoffs?

The rangers

Times change

[bleak mountain]

rangers still got it

[vocal spindle]

We suck

[bleak mountain]

no

[vocal spindle]

Yes

@split radish don’t the rangers suck?

[finite dock]

rangers suck

[stray bramble]

Underdog robbed us last night

[sly plank]

Judge over batter walk?

[stray bramble]

How were Bailey and Cease a L ???

[chrome rock]

Do i need to call the hotline i just did Erick fedde Ks 😭

Someone help me

[split radish]

not vs us

[brittle lily]

3 championships before the age of 30 is crazy, there will never be another Patrick mahomes

[hard kraken]

Lane Thomas overs should shed a tear

[split radish]

Against us, they turn into the prime giants

[weary mist]

I’ve been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy and lust. I can’t help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback

[vocal spindle]

You know ball

[weary mist]

on my parlays

[split radish]

I’ve been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy and lust. I can’t help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback

on my parlays

[weary mist]

i did his unders

[hard kraken]

I just JR 1.5 bases for this game

[vocal spindle]

🥦

[hard kraken]

That’s it

[chrome rock]

5+ ks for him is -170 on DK i just saw value

[split radish]

JV IS COMING BACK THIS YEAR

YOO!!

[vocal spindle]

I did alt line 8.5

[chrome rock]

its like -209 on pinny and his home splits are absolutely amazing

[chrome rock]

good value

[weary mist]

gambling twitter be so crazy. n1ggas will write books just to chalk.

[chrome rock]

Alt k ladders are probably my favorite line to do in all of baseball

[split radish]

https://x.com/michaelschwab13/status/1821218210449891347?s=46&t=3c8raxjHIc6yV_MkS7Kuqg

Michael Schwab (@michaelschwab13) on X

Dana Brown with injury updates from @SeanUnfiltered @BLima790 show:

-Justin Verlander is having a start this weekend in Sugar Land. “He’s made great progress”

-Tucker had an “outstanding day yesterday”. Pain free. He thinks he will be back in August

-No timeline on Luis Garcia

Twitter · Aug 7, 2024, 4:13 PM

[vocal spindle]

Brandon fat dealing in the big 24 is crazy

[vocal spindle]

He saw Scherzer hit the IL so he’s tryna take his spot back on the all time Ks list

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-gif-23944570

[split radish]

idc about allat we need all the pitchers we can get

[vocal spindle]

His fastball gonna peak at 79

Valid

I sure hope you don’t like girls

you a grown man

😭😭

[weary mist]

in my Diddy era.

[unique hare]

Here comes the coward

[weary mist]

bros sent that 3 days in a row just PICK. 😭

[unique hare]

Ban this man until he bets

[vocal spindle]

Stop using my screenshot

[weary mist]

type shit.

[scarlet crow]

Bro you’ve been on the last pick for a month now

[scarlet crow]

If you not gon use it lemme get it

[dusty jolt]

OMG I NEED 2 MORE

[median dawn]

Yall go and post that in your weak cords

[vocal spindle]

Nah he was posting one away yesterday

[median dawn]

Have fun

🤫

[scarlet crow]

When you gon use it

[weary mist]

n1gga scared as shit. 😭

[split radish]

LOURDES POP OUT

[weary mist]

i would be too ngl.

[dawn urchin]

Silk so good at streaks he has them even when he can’t bet WE ARE NOT THE SAME

[split radish]

BANGGGGGG

[scarlet crow]

Shii I would be too

[split radish]

THIS THE TYPE OF SHIT I LIVE FOR

[chrome rock]

These K odds are terrible

[split radish]

yo nigga im tired of u using my pic

[weary mist]

shoutout my n1gga @vocal spindle fr go join up his dubclub

[brittle lily]

Take the 5.5 under trust me

[dawn urchin]

Not this again

[scarlet crow]

Bro waiting on nba season to bet on mpj assists

[vocal spindle]

36¢ a minute

It’s good value

[weary mist]

Lebron PA.

[vocal spindle]

Tyreek yards

[unique hare]

Nothing beats derrick white O 7.5 RA

[bleak mountain]

GUIERRIEL HOMER

[dawn urchin]

He’s going to take under & MPJ is going to turn into prime Magic

[chrome rock]

Temu shipper pay

[dawn urchin]

SILK GOT JOKES

[unique hare]

Jokes?

[scarlet crow]

What was the freest play y’all took during nba season

[split radish]

SAY IT WITH ME, WE BELIEVE!

[sly plank]

Kyrie under rebounds always free in the playoffs

[chrome rock]

Collin sexton points or John collins rebounds

[scarlet crow]

Kyrie over 2H in the playoffs was free too

[chrome rock]

Anyone who says otherwise is wrong

[unique hare]

Derrick white O 1.5 stocks or 7.5 RA or 7.5 3s attempted

[dawn urchin]

YES… MIKAL BRIDGES OVER 18.5 EVERY NIGHT

[vocal spindle]

36 cents a minute honestly not bad

[chrome rock]

or doesnt know the wagon

[vocal spindle]

22 an hour

[sly plank]

Shai over 30.5 pts

[dawn urchin]

What about TOMMY PAUL?!?

[scarlet crow]

Nah Trae young turnovers was free

[bleak mountain]

kyrie under 1h pra was free

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ass-nicolas-cage-history-of-swear-words-youre-an-ass-such-an-ass-gif-19883982

[bleak mountain]

or under 1h points

[vocal spindle]

Under first quarter points too

[dawn urchin]

YOU KNOW IM BETTING OM HIM TOMORROW

[sly plank]

Luka over 1q pts

[bleak mountain]

holy fuck sexton was a money machine

his pra

[vocal spindle]

If there’s anything I’ve learned while betting, always take over tyreek receiving yards if the line is under 100. He will randomly cash you out in one play

[dawn urchin]

TRADITION was the best

[dusty jolt]

brooooo

the guardians going 1 2 3 1 1 2 3 1 2 3

god damn it

ramierez gotta lock tf in next AB

[dawn urchin]

Honestly I hate that I wasn’t betting around the time of prime KOBE…. FG ATTEMPTED CASH

[scarlet crow]

Kobe under assists would’ve fed families

[bleak mountain]

they gon start subbing out hitters

cuz of the double header

[dawn urchin]

Turnovers as well

[scarlet crow]

Imagine betting on wilt

His points line would be like 40.5

[finite dock]

Westbrook over 0.5 double doubles

[dawn urchin]

Imagine taking the under & he scores 100 that night

[chrome rock]

His points too at 15.5 sometimes

[scarlet crow]

I’d retire

[chrome rock]

Until it got bumped like the week after

[vocal spindle]

Imagine trying to justify a wilt under

[sly plank]

His line might be like 1.5 lol

[vocal spindle]

“I know he dropped 60 the past 7 games, but trust me, he’s not going over 58.5 on Bob Williams”

[dawn urchin]

Another crazy player would have been Barry Bonds WALKS & FP OVER EVERY NIGHT

[vocal spindle]

Wayne Gretzky over anything

[scarlet crow]

Dennis Rodman rebounds at 19.5

[finite dock]

Barry Bonds over/under 6.5 total bases

[sly plank]

Shaq over 5.5 ft missed

[vocal spindle]

In 15 years people gonna say the same thing about curry 3pm

Yet that prop straight sucked

So idk

[thorn lantern]

None these mfs wanted to play baseball today 😭

[jaunty crater]

Fading these bums

[finite dock]

Y’all don’t know about Wilt over 92.5 PRA

[dawn urchin]

I mean you basically have that right now with Mcdavid who’s basically baby Wayne. Sadly the books have gotten so good at making lines

[vocal spindle]

Bc they working a double today dawg

[shadow yew]

Aarron Hernandez KD +1 O/U

[bleak mountain]

lively cant k

[dawn urchin]

Great for me got me my NRFI cashed

[thorn lantern]

Deadass 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Connor mcdavid ain’t nearly Wayne Gretzky ngl

[thorn lantern]

Facts that’s easy bread rn

[finite dock]

Done with pitcher props

[sly plank]

Altuve over hit free?

[vocal spindle]

LIVELY K

[finite dock]

OMG

THIS FAT ASS

GOT A K

[vocal spindle]

BANGGGGGG

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[dawn urchin]

Just need 1 more NRFI & the Wilson special to cash

[thorn lantern]

Rage bet unlocked 😭

[thorn lantern]

Yessir!! 💯

[finite dock]

just venmo me the 10 bro

[thorn lantern]

lol why I be cashing out on these

Just not yesterday

[chrome rock]

And lively blew it by him with absolute gas dotted 90.8 mph

🔥🔥

[finite dock]

you be cashing out on 25 leg parlays?

[vocal spindle]

He means he cashes out early

[thorn lantern]

lol facts what I ment

[chrome rock]

Every time I cash out a bet the other leg hits

[thorn lantern]

That’s my biggest problem rn

[finite dock]

Gonna have to pray Lively has back to back 3 K innings

https://tenor.com/view/chalk-rocket-chalk-teacher-turn-into-chalk-rocket-everybody-gangsta-everybody-gangsta-until-gif-21781970

[chrome rock]

I had like 100 on Dbacks money line, down 8-0 in the 3rd and they were offering like $30-40 bucks and I’m like fk it that’s free, they walk it off in the 9th

[vocal spindle]

Kwan K again

[thorn lantern]

I’m more scared that no one of the hitter hitting the ball 😭

[vocal spindle]

1/12

[thorn lantern]

They all sniffing crack rn

[split radish]

I TOOK THAT TOO

HEHEHEHHE

[patent moon]

It was always ah pfaadt day

[hard kraken]

I would be happy is Jr just hit a single

Here

[dusty jolt]

COME ON RAMIEREZ

[thorn lantern]

Vegas don’t care if I need the bread or not I see 😭😭

[dusty jolt]

bro.

ramirez selling

[dry flare]

they only care if you have bread they can take

[dusty jolt]

im cooked

[hard kraken]

Blud

[thorn lantern]

Hurts my soul 😭

[vocal spindle]

Jram out

[chrome rock]

Underdog should add single bets bro

Imagine

[thorn lantern]

Did rameriez sell again ?

[dusty jolt]

yes

[dry flare]

they cant

[dusty jolt]

its game mf 1, and 2 of my parlays already aboutta be chalked

[dry flare]

unless you mean single hits, cause they have that

[vocal spindle]

They have it on the underdog Sportsbook

[thorn lantern]

I had a feeling this mf was eating twinkies yesterday 😭😭

[mossy geyser]

❌or✅

[chrome rock]

Available in one state 😭

[vocal spindle]

😂😂

[chrome rock]

New York can’t catch a break with limits

[dusty jolt]

god damn it bro

[vocal spindle]

They can’t legally add straight bets to UD fantasy

[weary mist]

why not

[vocal spindle]

Bc then they’d have to get rid of UD in hella states

Adding straight bets makes it a Sportsbook which is illegal in a lot of states, including Texas where I’m at

[weary mist]

why can’t they loop hole it and give 0.5 plate appearances at 0.01 payout. 😭

[shadow yew]

In MO I can’t do straight bets I can’t do parlays either

I can only do higher or lower

That’s it

[vocal spindle]

Prolly some legal issue

[weary mist]

fliff won’t let me deposit

[shadow yew]

Fliff isn’t allowed

[weary mist]

ion be using that app

[vocal spindle]

A judge would rule that bs

The natives would be on it fo sho

[weary mist]

the Jews too

[vocal spindle]

To any experts or mods reading this, we aren’t being racist

please read context

lol

[chrome rock]

Natives is crazy 😭

[vocal spindle]

The casinos on reservations

They’re the biggest pushback against legalized sports betting

The largest casino in the US is in Oklahoma like 30 minutes from me

[chrome rock]

Have natives ever got their way tho thru history

😭

[vocal spindle]

Yes

[finite dock]

Carroll homer

[vocal spindle]

That’s why they have reservations

[finite dock]

Hahahahahahahahahahagahahahahaaaaaa

[vocal spindle]

If they didn’t get their way we’d be talking about natives like dodo birds

lol Carroll

still a bum tho

Marte walked

LIVELY K

@finite dock

[jaunty crater]

Needed him lol

[bleak mountain]

@vocal spindle corbin hr

😂

[dry flare]

lol

[lunar patio]

where the plays man

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t bet on him today

That was yesterday

It voided

[sage kite]

Marte needs to lock in

[vocal spindle]

Naylor homer

[weary mist]

chalkboard only useful when your main b1tch screws up.

i wish they had more lines.

[thorn lantern]

Closer to my dreams 😭

[crude walrus]

lmao marte selling

[vocal spindle]

Cleveland cooking now

[bleak mountain]

my god

fuck the twins

[vocal spindle]

Naylor double play

[plucky portal]

Anyone got picks?

[weary mist]

tailed

[split radish]

L

[weary mist]

i need more chalkboard motion fr

[weary mist]

fck you chalk ass n1gga

my fault.

[thorn lantern]

Lively done for the day?

[glacial oriole]

Joe Ryan already got nuked on

[split radish]

Thats why they call it chalkboard

[split radish]

Yeah i stayed away from that game

[deep sparrow]

BANGGGGG

CASH MATT WALLNER FIRST AB

GOD IS GREAT

TELL THEM THE GREEN ME TF OUT

[sinful thunder]

Mpj 1q pts was a printer for a bit

[split radish]

JG p+a during march

[hard kraken]

JR done

[past charm]

These suck right?

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[vocal spindle]

Joe Ryan already gave up a homer lol

[jaunty crater]

Yep smh

[thorn lantern]

Is lively still pitching this game?

[jaunty crater]

Almost 2

[weary mist]

ion think he asked what you bet on that game b1tch n1gga

[vocal spindle]

Glad I didn’t take him

I remembered he gave up runs to the white Sox and barely cashed so I avoided him today

[weary mist]

i almost took the under but everytime i take the under on Joe he screws me

so i’m mad i faded

but he could come back

get these weirdos outta my DM’s bro

[soft raptor]

this 1.5 should be free he can’t be that bad

[weary mist]

he normal line was 2.5 ☠️☠️

[brisk marlin]

Sale gonna sale?

[weary mist]

he might just be that ass.

[shadow yew]

He don’t know

[soft raptor]

damn he can’t get 2 strikeouts 😂😂😂

[dusty jolt]

bro

ramierez

smh

[weary mist]

depends on the line n

[errant tinsel]

he throwing free earned runs lol

[vocal spindle]

Altuve out

[dusty jolt]

wtf ramierez

[sly plank]

Padres is also a Groundouts team

[weary mist]

i know that one n1gga furious after d1ck riding him all day

ion remember who it was

[split radish]

nigga who are u talking to

[weary mist]

not you

[split radish]

lower ur tone bitch nigga

[pearl spire]

Altuve already starting I love it

[vocal spindle]

Dude right after smacked one too lol

Jram walked

[weary mist]

type shit.

[vocal spindle]

Altuve under was free

[split radish]

LMAOOO WHAT

[dusty jolt]

BRO.

RAMIEREZ WALKED

[split radish]

facts!!

[dusty jolt]

god damn it

[hard kraken]

JR walked

[dusty jolt]

this is so annoyng

[hard kraken]

Damn

Bro sold

[dusty jolt]

sold me so hard

[marble mirage]

Keep grinding cleveland

I need some long at bats

[weary mist]

type shit.

[hollow dock]

?

[scarlet crow]

Gg you just jinxed it

[vocal spindle]

No

[pearl spire]

Yordan walk free cheese

[hollow dock]

Okay bet

[split radish]

ureña u are ass

[errant tinsel]

walked yordan not surprised

[marble mirage]

Dang it

Pfaadt is too efficient today

[viral cloud]

Yordan walk was so free

[marble mirage]

He's definitely going back out there

[bleak mountain]

told yall man

altuve only one without a hit

[dusty jolt]

my shit is cooked bro.

[split radish]

its the first inning bro

[errant tinsel]

judge and yordan walks free 90 percent of the time

[split radish]

PENA RUNS

[dawn urchin]

I took Wilson but that’s only because I paired with a NRFI pick

[split radish]

1-0 stros

[bleak mountain]

told u man

[split radish]

bro 😭🙏🏽

[viral cloud]

Altuve might bat again 1st inning lol

[past charm]

Are any of these mlb discounts worth taking?

[split radish]

Nsh

[marble mirage]

Brooks Lee time

[marble mirage]

I chose the Stewart discount

[past charm]

mlb bro

[vocal spindle]

My rangers already losing

[marble mirage]

I faded them

[split radish]

Ureña 😭🙏🏽

bases loaded again

For jake meyers

LMAOO

[vocal spindle]

Did we expect anything else?

[marble mirage]

Urena is horrible

[errant tinsel]

urena gonna get pulled asap

[vocal spindle]

I had to turn off the radio 😭😭

[marble mirage]

Looking like last year Urena rn

[split radish]

altuve will literally bat next inning

[vocal spindle]

Can’t listen to Urena getting bullied like this

[split radish]

im crine

[dawn urchin]

Thank god I did not take NRFI in that game

[split radish]

LMAOOO

[median dawn]

🤫

😏

[split radish]

YO NO WAY!

[vocal spindle]

Urena is so good as a reliever, just so trash when he starts bc our rotation is injured

[split radish]

Altuve will bat next inning

[split radish]

lmaoooo

[dawn urchin]

OMG NO WAY YOU AS WELL?!?

[vocal spindle]

Possibly this inning

[dawn urchin]

SAME SAME

[vocal spindle]

SEND YOURS TINMAN

[vocal spindle]

LETS GOOOOO

[split radish]

LETS GO!!

[sly plank]

THIS SHIT TO EASYYYY

[dawn urchin]

I would totally do one if you could strictly do NRFI but I’ve seen a few people have issues with it not allowing them

[marble mirage]

Is Pfaadt getting pulled?

[scarlet crow]

We should do a community streaks

[shadow yew]

I’m down

[bleak mountain]

bro

this guy

doesnt quit

[vocal spindle]

We all gonna chalk the last leg together

They gonna make sure of it

[split radish]

Jesus christ jake meyers sucks

[errant tinsel]

seager hr coming up

[vocal spindle]

On a real note, I doubt everyone would agree on the same pick

[dry flare]

it would end up being whatever jp picks because most people will tail that anyway

[hard kraken]

Only way JR cash is homer double

[vocal spindle]

Likely Marge’s last at bat

[sly plank]

UD will see it and said f that shi lol

[dry flare]

we could have a vote and just go with the most votes in 15 minutes or something

[vocal spindle]

Nah I’m chalk God

[hard kraken]

Should have done $10

[primal mountain]

Im at Caesars

What are the locks?

Gimme

[hard kraken]

Why you all sending the same shit

[marble mirage]

Coooook

[dawn urchin]

My betting on tennis & losing

GREAT VALUE

[vocal spindle]

We would have to dm the options secretly and then just do a poll for “option 1” instead of the actual props

Or it’s guaranteed chalk

Marte out again

Likely his last at bat

[marble mirage]

Brooks Lee just got screwed over

He definitely saw 4 balls

[errant tinsel]

marte finna get punched on

[marble mirage]

But the count got messed up

[scarlet crow]

Let’s do it

[dry flare]

anything with the word "community" is cursed to become chalk anyway just let us have our fun 😂

[bleak mountain]

wow man

all my batters

are getting hoed

by outfielders

[green shell]

Is this cashing

[dawn urchin]

All jokes aside you know what to do Joey SHOWTIME UNDER

[dawn urchin]

This is true in the tennis chat we all magically hopped on the same play… it lost

[marble mirage]

Probably

[mossy geyser]

Cashing or hn

[grand iron]

Over on Matt Chapman is crazy

[vocal spindle]

I’ve never seen everyone hop on the same play and it wins

[hard kraken]

JR

Wtf

[mossy geyser]

Not really considering his stats but he might go under in this game

[hard kraken]

I’m going to go get a happy meal

[dawn urchin]

Honestly this would be a great study had a community play ever hit

[shadow yew]

Get me one Adam

[split radish]

Dezenzo first hit

Lfg

[vocal spindle]

If altuve gets a rbi double ik some people gonna spaz

[split radish]

pls altuve ill blow

[dawn urchin]

The people being happy

[hard kraken]

I wouldn’t spaz I would cash

[vocal spindle]

Altuve walked

[dawn urchin]

Cashing is all that matters

[stiff turret]

Walk is good too

Fp is fp

[split radish]

2-@&

[sage kite]

Frick altuve bro

Get a hit

[dawn urchin]

You got over on FP Endwell?

[stiff turret]

Yea

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like taj ks?

[split radish]

Altuve i need 2 TB bluddy

[marble mirage]

Yooo

They pulled him for no reason

[dawn urchin]

ENDWELL JUST CASHING Ws

[vocal spindle]

Bregman dp

Dfw gets a free McDouble

For what it’s worth

[bleak mountain]

looks like the twins

[split radish]

Altuve’s next at bat if no one gets on base will be the 5th inning

[bleak mountain]

are fucking banned

[dawn urchin]

JP ON HIS WAY TO MCDONALDS

[vocal spindle]

Cy young Urena

[split radish]

😭

[vocal spindle]

Depending on how my slips go I’ll either be ordering or filling out an application

[dry flare]

😭

[dawn urchin]

YOU WILL BE FEASTING JP

[marble mirage]

Here ya go

[dawn urchin]

“Would you like a UD slip with that order?”

[split radish]

Kikuchi pls cook

[dawn urchin]

The real question why you got that application so quickly

[shadow yew]

No toy

UD slip

[marble mirage]

🤫

[dry flare]

onyl for those who tip well

[marble mirage]

I have it saved on my phone

For times like this

[vocal spindle]

Sorry I can’t do the 5 for 5 combo but I can still offer the 4/5

[glacial oriole]

Joe Ryan hurt

[vocal spindle]

No way

[dawn urchin]

WAIT SQUIRTLE MAIN IS NOW MANDO MAIN?!?

[glacial oriole]

yeah he just got the trainer to come out to the field

[dry flare]

"times like this"

[glacial oriole]

Joe Ryan pulled

[marble mirage]

It was time for a change

Slips were chalking

Had to switch things up

[dawn urchin]

That actually made me laugh

[marble mirage]

Exactly

[restive panther]

Joe Ryan out?

[median dawn]

😏

[glacial oriole]

yeah just got pulled

[marble mirage]

Yep

He's done

[restive panther]

Omfg

[marble mirage]

He might be cooked

[dawn urchin]

Gotta use the dark saber on them

[median dawn]

1 more🤞🏼

[marble mirage]

I need the TinMan tennis sauce to save me

[glacial oriole]

Let’s go another slip chalked because ryan got hurt

[dry flare]

@dawn urchin you have become silk

[bleak mountain]

3rd day in a row

[frail dust]

Joe Ryan injured wtf

[stiff turret]

Huge

[shy socket]

Joe Ryan gonna get voided surely right?

[jaunty crater]

Void Joe Ryan

[marble mirage]

This probably won't happen

[shy socket]

Why bruh😭

[vocal spindle]

Glad I didn’t take Joey Ryan today

He’s not getting voided sorry guys

[marble mirage]

That sucks

Joe might be out for a long time

[onyx marten]

What discount yall fw

[marble mirage]

When the pitchers pull themselves it's never good

[marble mirage]

Stewy

🤨

[blazing tulip]

i actually cant catch a break

[onyx marten]

Is there a reason why u chose that

[glacial oriole]

💀

[rose raptor]

Jesus seriously Ryan

[blazing tulip]

cease loses cuz of rain and now joe ryan is injured

[marble mirage]

She's been cooking

[blazing tulip]

fantastic

cant catch a damn break

[vocal spindle]

Don’t

[onyx marten]

What’d u pair her with

[green shell]

Tf happened to Joe Ryan he stub a toe or something walking off 😭

[split radish]

BANGGGG KIKUCHI STRANDS JUNG

[vocal spindle]

Delete bro

[dawn urchin]

Oh no my tennis picks today are at best going 2-1… sadly my GOAT TOMMY PAUL FAILED ME

[dry flare]

what happened to joe ryan? all i see is hes injured?

[vocal spindle]

Bro don’t get yourself timed out

[blazing tulip]

yeah hes injured

[onyx marten]

Are there any normal lines for him you like?

[marble mirage]

He threw a pitch then pulled himself from the game

[vocal spindle]

If a mod sees that you’re cooked

[split radish]

What

[blazing tulip]

he aint coming back sadly

[sage kite]

Does chalkboard usually void for injuries

[marble mirage]

Probably an arm injury

[dawn urchin]

To be fair my MLB rivals play yesterday hit. My NRFI went 1-1. Today off to a 1-0 start my picks are in the community picks channel

[split radish]

DONT MAKE FUN OF MY PITCHER

FRICK YOU

[marble mirage]

🙏

[dry flare]

see what? 👀

[vocal spindle]

He’s talking about Kikuchi

[bleak mountain]

adolis 400 ft lmao

[vocal spindle]

Dang I warned him

[split radish]

ik

I LOVE YUSEI

[glacial oriole]

looked like he blew something out in his arm

[marble mirage]

Yep

[vocal spindle]

Hopefully not Tommy John

[brittle lily]

😑

[marble mirage]

Sickening as a twins fan

[green shell]

Damn hr was playing well too

He

[marble mirage]

I fear TJ is coming

[long oracle]

Adolis 400 ft hit ball and out

[marble mirage]

He boutta be out the rest of this year and next

[dusty jolt]

br

[finite dock]

Reboot Joe Ryan

[dusty jolt]

i really need JR to hit

please bro

[split radish]

lourdes 0/4 made my day

[glacial oriole]

yeah he signaled it quick after that pitch

[dusty jolt]

??

whaat happened

[split radish]

LOURDES UNDER FOREVER @vocal spindle

[finite dock]

Hurt

[green shell]

Tommy John doesn’t take that long does it? Brock Purdy came back pretty quick

[thorn lantern]

I got 1 word for lively

[dry flare]

im not going to ban anyone but yike @brittle lily do better

[marble mirage]

Yordan

[finite dock]

Out of the game

[worn cloud]

What happened

[marble mirage]

Tank

[dusty jolt]

no way....

do you think chalkboard will void that

[brittle lily]

I’m still standing, yea,yea,yea

[dusty jolt]

he was a dsicount

[worn cloud]

Yeah they will

He got injured before 45 pitches

[marble mirage]

He threw a pitch then pulled himself from the game. Probably an elbow injury

[worn cloud]

He getting voided

Damn

[split radish]

YORDANNNNN

HOMERRR

[split radish]

BANGGGGGGGGGGG

PISS MISSILE

[finite dock]

PP just made bank off me cuz Ryan got injured

[dry flare]

says who?

[dusty jolt]

lmao

[worn cloud]

On chalkboard

[marble mirage]

You guys should get a ping for that channel so I can get pinged when plays are posted in there

[worn cloud]

Not underdog 😭

[green shell]

Joe Ryan not getting voided this happens every day 😭

[dusty jolt]

betttt

[worn cloud]

Underdog don’t void pitchers

[dusty jolt]

i took jose ramierez on sleeper as well tho lmao

but its a protected play

so im chillin

refund both

[glacial oriole]

purdy had a partial tear if he had a full one he wouldn’t have played at all last year

[graceful ember]

they doubted Alvarez but I didn’t HOMERRR

[dusty jolt]

@finite dock what discounts are you taking on chalkboar

for the later games

theres 4 more

[split radish]

YORDANNNNNNNNNNN

[marble mirage]

They voided the cease discount yesterday

[dry flare]

that was so rare tho

[brittle lily]

Kikuchi giving up a lot of hits in the 3rd, it’s inevitable

[dawn urchin]

Plus I always post my plays on here as well. I mainly stick to NRFI, tennis & the occasional rivals if they are up

[dusty jolt]

alr

[green shell]

Oh well as a niner fan I’m thankful then

[errant tinsel]

yordan getting walked again after that homer

[dusty jolt]

send ur slip onceyou make it

[marble mirage]

Ur rivals yesterday was so free

[glacial oriole]

yeah it’s very rare for it to happen, zac gallen had an incident in may where he got rebooted

[worn cloud]

Altuve get a hit plzzzz

Ur literally batting 300 get a hit

😭💀

[stiff turret]

Tinman never misses on rivals

[split radish]

Chill beo

[glacial oriole]

Sleeper clears Underdog

[marble mirage]

🙈

[stiff turret]

Go there then

[blazing tulip]

they real asf for that omg