┆⚾・baseball

[twin socket]

I don’t even know when was the last time I had one

[obsidian oxide]

Bohm hit.

[floral shoal]

Bro

[vocal spindle]

10k is so little, I guarantee they made at least 10k off of each of 10 individual users today alone. Not even counting everyone else

[raw cape]

i got timed 1 hour for tagging the real edward😭😭

[brittle lily]

Tomorrow is the first day of free agency, I think we al should create a superteam and join PrizePicks

[finite dock]

When ohtani has atleast 1 ab your never chalked he's littoral the best in baseball probably has 2 more at bats

[green shell]

Ohtani homer is the only thing that can save me

[obsidian oxide]

I hope so I’m not stressing it.

[floral shoal]

He’ll never do that to me right @long gorge

[twin socket]

They already crashing out

[finite dock]

You toke fantasy?

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-lizard-me-when-i-lie-lizard-little-puss-gif-27004064

[obsidian oxide]

Just $10.😭

[green shell]

HRR

[floral shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/dono-wall-gif-24048347

[topaz night]

so done with MLB 😭

[floral shoal]

Grab a chair bud

[sweet crane]

10 dollars is like 10k to me🤦🏾😭

[finite dock]

I mean if he hits he's gonna steal till 3rd base cause it's a 1 score game

[floral shoal]

You gonna be here a while

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-ravens-tucker-dab-football-gif-7385687

[brittle lily]

I can’t wait till the start of the nfl season because that’s my field of expertise out of all sports

[finite dock]

Bro download indeed delete ud

[floral shoal]

The name 😂

[topaz night]

glad football around the corner bro stg

[sweet crane]

Wtf is indeed

[twin socket]

I can’t wait

[floral shoal]

Bro wants cease voided so bad

[brittle lily]

And it’s gonna stay that way till they void cease

[green shell]

Job search

[finite dock]

Yo is that olympic promo still live on pp anyone know??

[floral shoal]

It’ll be on your tombstone

“Void cease”

😂😂

[unborn yoke]

You not go bet mlb again when nfl start?

[brittle lily]

I like it

[finite dock]

Bro said what is indeed he's cooked in life

[green shell]

Underdog gonna be on my tombstone for reason of death

[brittle lily]

I’ll do both

[finite dock]

They banned me

[obsidian oxide]

Rooker out.

[vocal spindle]

Only reason I’m in there is to troll

[hard kraken]

Wow

Rooker

Grounded out

To pitcher

[finite dock]

Same and they banned me for it

[hard kraken]

Ends at 6 fantasy again

Crazy

[brittle lily]

I better not see pending

[vocal spindle]

I just pop in there like once every 3 weeks to say to a random slip “just cash app me atp” and “this ish chalked”

And then close it out with out ever responding

[floral shoal]

SAY YOUR LYING

this got to be fake

😂😂😂

[plucky spade]

Ain’t no way😭💀

[green shell]

If Ohtani cashes I’ll pay everyone

[sweet crane]

Bet

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-gif-12482326428010190740

[floral shoal]

Ima react to this chat and say hell yeah bro

Knowing damn well I ain’t getting shit

[floral shoal]

Hell yeah bro

[raw cape]

this was like a few days ago lmao

[grave phoenix]

W engagement farming

[sweet crane]

Aww

[split radish]

Nah this real bro 😭😂

[sly plank]

I am $9,640 in debt😃

[raw cape]

@floral shoal rooker changed his settings to where he has to be following u in able to message him😭

[solid folio]

Anyone know if they are voiding cease?

[green shell]

Cap

[split radish]

WE’RE BACK

[raw cape]

only app that isn’t😭

[solid folio]

Stg

[floral shoal]

Imagine being a millionaire MLB player then showering going home to your family opening a message on instagram getting told that

[sly plank]

Long ass inning from the Phillies

[floral shoal]

😂😂😂

[raw cape]

prize, sleeper, chalkboard, parlay play, all have voided him

[gusty lantern]

underdog will void him

🤣🤣🤣

[raw cape]

and bro even changed his settings😭😭

[solid folio]

Thank god

[finite dock]

Anyone got the new prizepicks discord name

[plucky spade]

SMFH

[raw cape]

that’s the discount

not og lines

[solid folio]

Yea I took the discount my other 2 hit

[brittle lily]

Damage control

[sly plank]

They should void Cease🙏

[raw cape]

oh yeah discount voids

[raw cape]

they’ll void discount

already said it

[sly plank]

I’m joking lol

[plucky spade]

They better refund them og Lines Ong a bunch of customers switching apps after this

[finite dock]

No they won't it wasn't a free pick and there rule is it must be due to injury

[solid folio]

That’s still crazy they not voiding the OG line

[raw cape]

@finite dock

[whole trail]

They boutta lose hella customers

Cause even PP voided

[raw cape]

they voiding the discount

[sly plank]

They ain’t even void for pitcher injury💀

[finite dock]

Ok and who is caleb some over weight mod

[solid folio]

Right how they going to let PP look like the good guys😂

[brittle lily]

If I do a 4 man miss one, and anothe pick gets void do I win money?

[raw cape]

support lmao

[whole trail]

You know how much it take for pp to do that 💀

[finite dock]

F HIM THEN

[plucky spade]

Hell yeah that’s why we gotta complain to the twiiter all of us could help just look what they did under prizepicks posts

[weary wraith]

Will they void or rescue

[raw cape]

they knew UD wasn’t going to so they did it to get more customers

[sly plank]

This inning just keeps going imao

[weary wraith]

My other legs hit

[whole trail]

Let’s go comment under their posts

[weary wraith]

They better pay that shi

[raw cape]

discount yes. OG lines no

[weary wraith]

Ik but void or rescue

[gusty lantern]

White Sox winning 🔥🤣

[raw cape]

void discount

white sox scored again😭😭

[brittle lily]

Ud should send everyone a $1 bonus atleast

[sly plank]

Respect the work🫡

For answer it the 100th times

[weary wraith]

Ngga you are starving😭😭😭😭

[chrome rock]

Mariners are so ass man there pitchers are so good but they cannot score for anything

[brittle lily]

Yes

[hard kraken]

Mlb live

SOSA

Single

[weary wraith]

Fading everything

[gusty lantern]

4 -0

[hard kraken]

Kyle

Ab

[gusty lantern]

Phillies

[hard kraken]

Knew Philly

Would win

Called it

[brittle lily]

Will I make money?

[sly plank]

This inning is still KEEPS GOINGGGG

[brittle lily]

Since cease pick will be void

[chrome rock]

Is that a flex

[brittle lily]

Yea

[finite dock]

Nah why caleb delete his own message then

[chrome rock]

So 2/3 after the void I think you make some

[floral shoal]

A men’s dinner

[chrome rock]

That and wing stop would go crazy

[green shell]

I need a shot

[brittle lily]

Chucky ducky quack quack thanks

[floral shoal]

Literally making wings rn

[chrome rock]

😩😩

[floral shoal]

Jk

[hard kraken]

SOSA

[floral shoal]

But it sounds nice tho

[hard kraken]

Stole

2nd

[chrome rock]

Gotta get some

Wings fries drinks

Only if u made money today tho

[floral shoal]

I like putting ranch in my beer 😍

[floral shoal]

I’m only drinking if I won 🙌

[finite dock]

Bro get sum help I realy hope you lose that 1k you won yesterday

[floral shoal]

If you lost today… go drink a four loko

[chrome rock]

That’s what keeps u going

Fr

[floral shoal]

The kind from 2009

[green shell]

Somebody get me a shot

I’m in pain

[hard kraken]

I didn't bet on sosa…

Just saying he stole a base

[floral shoal]

What yall know about them 2009 four lokos?👀

[hard kraken]

Calm ur shi

[raw cape]

huh?

[finite dock]

I was 7

[hard kraken]

If I lose the 1k that's on me not you 💀

[floral shoal]

I feel old asf

[hard kraken]

Don't gaf punk

[floral shoal]

Officially unc status

Smh

[green shell]

If shohei does something ill only lose $300 on the day

[floral shoal]

Perfect age to start drinking

[gusty lantern]

😬

[finite dock]

Nope didn't start till 11

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-mr-bean-omg-shookt-gif-7591419032314379655

[obsidian oxide]

If Ohtani sells I only lose out on $10.😁

I’ll never put more than 20 on a baseball slip.

[gusty lantern]

Teoscar hr for me 🙏

[floral shoal]

That’s why I never put more than 5$

And mfs were clowning me earlier for it

Football I’ll drop an easy 20$

But on baseball?

Yeah right

[unborn yoke]

Shit ain’t nun wrong with it profit is profit

[obsidian oxide]

Football I’m dropping $100.😭😭

[green shell]

SHOHEI HOMER

[obsidian oxide]

Just stop.

[floral shoal]

Ong

[floral shoal]

I’ve been playing valorant a lot

Reminds me of csgo

Oh shit wrong chat

😂😂😂

My bad

[sly plank]

Doubleeee

[hard kraken]

BANG

[obsidian oxide]

Teo double.

[hard kraken]

TEO

DOUBLE

LFG

[gusty lantern]

Holt

Holy for real

[shrewd canopy]

BOOM

[hard kraken]

Please freeman

[obsidian oxide]

Ohtani better take notes lol.

[hard kraken]

Double

[green shell]

I wish I chose him instead of shohei

[hard kraken]

Need teo

Run

[obsidian oxide]

I was go chose them both.😭

[floral shoal]

OH SHIT

[sly plank]

@hard kraken This might hit fr

[floral shoal]

I DIDNT KNOW I HAD TEO TOO

[gusty lantern]

Hope

[dawn urchin]

ITACHI MAIN JUST MAKING W’s DAILY ADDICTION

[green shell]

If shohei doesn’t hit it’s because of freeman’s son

[floral shoal]

What are the chances this mf hits the one missing

[obsidian oxide]

Slim.

A’s are cooked.😭

[floral shoal]

Damn.

[shrewd canopy]

$25 into 150 today!!!

[gusty lantern]

What you guys think hope or nah because I thing Sanchez will go 7 inning

[urban temple]

What are they going to reboot Cease?

[steel belfry]

I remember back in the day when withdrawals were instant 🥺

[steel belfry]

They didn’t?

[urban temple]

WTF

[floral shoal]

Idk bro but I got a charger you can borrow… losing a bet is one thing but having your phone die? That’s pain

[green shell]

SHOHEI TIME

[hard kraken]

TEO

[floral shoal]

Like how can you be that irresponsible

[hard kraken]

AT 3RD

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/reminiscing-good-old-days-old-laugh-funny-gif-11810816

[glacial oriole]

Athletics would lose to the white sox

[hard kraken]

Not yet

Needs teo

[split radish]

So we will be taking snell under 7.5 ks tomorrow

[hard kraken]

Run

Bad

[split radish]

🤝🤝🤝

[steel belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/miserable-crying-sad-tears-black-guy-gif-12326280655494835815

[obsidian oxide]

Teo run.

[hard kraken]

BANG

TEO

RUN

[urban temple]

How can they not reboot him the man only played the 1st Inning?😭

[green shell]

So when is shohei batting liars

[hard kraken]

OHTANI

HOMER

LAST AB AGAIN

?????

[sly plank]

OHTANI

OHTANI

OHTANI

[green shell]

He’s done

[obsidian oxide]

8th probably or 9th.

[hard kraken]

One more ab

Double or homer

[dawn urchin]

THATS GOING TO BE ME TOMORROW

[shrewd canopy]

YESSIR BRING TENNIS HOME

[river oar]

bangggg

[hard kraken]

You tail ?

[green shell]

If shohei hits a homer everyone gets $100

[hard kraken]

🤞🏽🤞🏽

[sly plank]

🫡

[hard kraken]

Nice catch

With such lil time

[floral shoal]

BANG

another reason to black out tn

[green shell]

0.5 is 1.5x and I have him at 1.5 😭😭

[floral shoal]

See yall tomorrow fellas

[hard kraken]

If ohtani hits

1.5 bases

I'm taking $350 to the blackjack tables tn

Harper single

2-4

Cash 1.5 hrr

[obsidian oxide]

Bryce hit.

[hard kraken]

And 1.5 bases

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-shoheiohtani-dodgers-bleedblue-la-gif-7759223790481998711

[river oar]

won 4 dollars!😃

[obsidian oxide]

Bohm another hit.

[lavish island]

So no void ?

[short python]

Can they void it

[obsidian oxide]

Damn they lied.?😭

[cunning jewel]

Na wrd

[short python]

It should’ve hit

[green shell]

Ohtani gonna hit a homer

[short python]

Wtf is this

[sly plank]

Everyone waiting on Ohtani

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-waiting-check-watch-gif-27333543

[hard kraken]

Disappointing if he doesn’t hit

[split radish]

So

[little gazelle]

can i get my money back??

[cunning jewel]

Cease got voided

[hard kraken]

Harper out

[lavish island]

W

[hard kraken]

Yep

[raw cape]

uhm what?

[little gazelle]

wtf where’s my money at

[unborn yoke]

Y no refund

[hard kraken]

Dylan voided

[little gazelle]

bro idk

he’s literally voided

[green shell]

He has a 0.4 batting average after the 8th inning 🤞🏽

[raw cape]

ik but that should be a refund

[little gazelle]

with a leg that cashed

[hard kraken]

It is

lol

You get your $10 back

[unborn yoke]

Nah ud wilding tonight

[hard kraken]

Wait

They just announced

[raw cape]

it said i lost it

[little gazelle]

same

[tidal igloo]

is machado gonna void as well?

even tho he 0-5

[hard kraken]

Just wait

[raw cape]

nope

[hard kraken]

A bit

[split radish]

unders tomorrow:

• salvy
• renfroe
• eddie rosario
• LOURDES GURRIEL JR
• profar
• willy adames
• rowdy tellez

just for my note

[unborn yoke]

A lot of good pitchers tm

[gusty lantern]

Fantasy points ?

[tidal igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/fuckfuck-fuck-fuckery-gif-12977628

[split radish]

hrr and FP yes

maybe on TB

[obsidian oxide]

Ohtani batting in the 9th.

Unless dodgers get some hits and runs.

[gusty lantern]

I hope Ohtani can bat rn

[cosmic stump]

3/3 on slips today

[hard kraken]

Ohtani needs bases loaded

For a double or homer

[urban temple]

Ya staying my ass in PrizePicks. Underdog did us dirty with that Cease shit

[gusty lantern]

Pages walk

W

[hard kraken]

PAGES WALK

Ahmed walk or single pls

Ohtani homer

Sanchez

Pulled

[sweet crane]

🙏🏾🙏🏾

[hard kraken]

I’m all over that Yankees and dback game tmmr tbh

[quiet pendant]

Scammer ass company

That’s crazy

[hard kraken]

I need the new pitcher for the phillys to have a high era

Smth

[weary mist]

PP does the same shit.

[hard kraken]

2.36 avg ERa

[gusty lantern]

Cash in 🤣

[hard kraken]

I swear Ohtani hit a homer on this dude before

[chrome rock]

Teoscar bases always a lock

He gets a fk ton of doubles

[gusty lantern]

I cash something today

[chrome rock]

[gusty lantern]

I went 2/6

[hard kraken]

😑

[celest slate]

I’m still shocked PrizePicks rebooted Cease and UD didn’t

[finite dock]

What they doing w cease bro

[hard kraken]

Barnes hit something

We need runs

[celest slate]

Marking it as a loss

[gusty lantern]

Barnes common

[finite dock]

Bro how

[chrome rock]

They rebooted his discount marking everything else as a loss

[gusty lantern]

Don’t doble play now

[quiet pendant]

Weird asf

[finite dock]

Nah

Bro

[gusty lantern]

They never going to loss

[finite dock]

I’d lose my

[urban temple]

Damn bro

[gusty lantern]

He chalk me twice today

[bleak mountain]

i flexed

so we good

[weary mist]

how they gonna let PRIZEPICKS of all companies look better than them. 😭😭

[bleak mountain]

still $30

[urban temple]

Nah that’s crazy UD did us dirty bruh😭

[grand iron]

I got done dirty 💀

[celest slate]

Nothing I can do. Was hoping for a reboot since PP did one

[obsidian oxide]

Ohtani up.

[hard kraken]

BARNES

Ouch

Strike

Ohtani PLS

no lined outs

Double

Homer

[weary mist]

UD when Cease doesn’t get 6 K’s in an inning:

[hard kraken]

For Japan

[sly plank]

Hope they don’t walk him

[urban temple]

Ya I say we go to PrizePicks y’all

[weary mist]

high key.

[gusty lantern]

Common hr that shit

[obsidian oxide]

Strikeout.

[floral shoal]

I’m drunk asf

[gusty lantern]

Fr ?

[obsidian oxide]

Nah lol.

[urban temple]

UD did us all dirty td. Ik they ain’t getting no more of my money😂

[obsidian oxide]

Looking like it now.

@gusty lantern

[willow wigeon]

OHTANI

[celest slate]

They don’t even acknowledge it either. Just act like nothing happened

[weary mist]

UD must’ve missed their quarter profits.

if they’re doing this.

[obsidian oxide]

Lmaoo.

[gusty lantern]

you guys think if he is missed he may have 1 more ab ?

[obsidian oxide]

Hell no.

[gusty lantern]

common

He just missed

[willow wigeon]

Ohtani 600 foot piss missile

[gusty lantern]

😂😂😂😂

[hard kraken]

BANG

[unborn yoke]

Dammmmmmmmmmmmm

[hard kraken]

CHALK

[split radish]

OHTANI

[hard kraken]

😭

[split radish]

GOODBYE

[gusty lantern]

0/4 Gunnar 0/4 Ohtani

[hard kraken]

Chalkatani

[sweet crane]

Welp

[obsidian oxide]

Lol.

[gusty lantern]

Good night guys 😂😂

[sweet crane]

Time to end it all

[gusty lantern]

Is not my day

🤣🤣🤣

[obsidian oxide]

GGs. I’m back at it with Olympics at 4am.

[unborn yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/gota-sweetang-sweetang_gota-dancing-michael-jackson-gif-19432590

[sly plank]

3 bases for another Ohtani AB?

[obsidian oxide]

It’s chalked stop.

[sweet crane]

We never know🤷🏾‍♂️

[obsidian oxide]

Unless dodgers go on a crazy hitting streak and runs it’s GGs.

[hard kraken]

Yep

We need no runs from the phillys here

And dodgers 3 runs

[grave phoenix]

he ain’t getting hit

[hard kraken]

And Ohtani fs

[willow wigeon]

2

[grave phoenix]

ParlayPlay had a boost for him and they known to chalk discounts

[chrome rock]

Rowdy tellez for a base is nasty work

[quiet pendant]

I wanna speak to a manager 😂

[chrome rock]

😭

[urban temple]

Fr bro. Sorry for ur 5k fr im hurting for ya😭

[chrome rock]

Lost $5k?

on one play

[nocturne meadow]

I better wake up to a dnp

[sweet crane]

Crazy

[willow wigeon]

Don’t wake up

[chrome rock]

😭

[obsidian oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-kevin-hart-damn-gif-22709278

[hard kraken]

DOUBLE PLAY

[celest slate]

The streak thing they have. Probably would have lost on another leg though.

[chrome rock]

oh damn

thats fkin annoying

[celest slate]

I guess I need to start it over again. Was waiting to see if they fixed it before starting a new one

[weary mist]

i tried man.

[split radish]

michael king over k’s

[celest slate]

I saw this one on X. Worse than mine honestly.

[hard kraken]

Tmmr is a nrfi day

[willow wigeon]

Rain delays and pulling pitchers is not something that is insured. Some other apps only dnped him since he only played 1 inning which is unfortunate. UD is not that type of app.

[sly plank]

Teo HOMERRRR

need Ohtani tho….

[obsidian oxide]

Teo homer before Ohtani.😭😭

[gusty lantern]

Still chance to Ohtani ab again

[gusty lantern]

😂😂😂

[obsidian oxide]

Hn.

He got like 6 players ahead of him lol.

[hard kraken]

TEO

HOMER

WOWO

2 more runs

Ohtani potential ab

[willow wigeon]

Dodgers need one base runner and ohtani bats again

[chrome rock]

Teoscar so tough

[obsidian oxide]

Likely but other than teo they ain’t hitting.😭

[weary mist]

i mean it still begs the question though, what would they like us to do? there’s no way we can plan for the weather.

if he played 4 innings i could maybeeee see it

[gusty lantern]

When was the last time time smith hr ?

[weary mist]

but he didn’t even have enough potential outs to cash ANY line.

[willow wigeon]

Check the weather next time idk, but like I said it’s a universal policy that, pulling pitchers due to rain delays aren’t insured

[celest slate]

I usually research the weather too before mlb games. But didn’t this time unfortunately

[weary mist]

universal or not, they’ve got their head up their ass big time if all the other companies are following it but they aren’t.

that’s horrendous business.

[split radish]

@vocal spindle 🤫

[willow wigeon]

They also had a discount don’t forget about that

If they dnp both, that’s so much money lost

[weary mist]

if they lose the money now they’ll be labeled as a company that takes care of its players.

those players then spend more money

and they easily make it back

[obsidian oxide]

@gusty lantern Ohtani not batting again GG.

[gusty lantern]

😪

[hard kraken]

How did lux

Get out

Huh

[willow wigeon]

Insane cope

[urban temple]

Ya sure but they risk losing customers which would cost even more money

[gusty lantern]

@obsidian oxide I don’t what to do men

[weary mist]

that’s simple business. what 😭

[hard kraken]

Kyle getting 5 ab

🙂‍↕️

[weary mist]

that’s why chalkboard is even relevant

[gusty lantern]

@obsidian oxide Look this men

[willow wigeon]

You’re picking and choosing, why not mention all the freebies that they have released

Or all the discounts that we get

[weary mist]

i haven’t seen any of those freebies myself so i have no experience

[chrome rock]

Ive been using underdog for like 6 months we get so many discounts bro

[hard kraken]

Dodgers game

[chrome rock]

truly more than any other book tbh

[hard kraken]

Done

[weary mist]

so i’m supposed to applaud them for doing something EVERY company does?

[hard kraken]

SOSA HOMER

[urban temple]

I mean he got a point😅

[weary mist]

you can actually debate me or just send gifs but i’ll just assume you have no argument

[hard kraken]

dodgers sent to the bin

[floral shoal]

This guy buys premiums

Then exposes them on twitter

😂😂😂

Real one fr

Tailing this shit

[celest slate]

You realize the discounts they gave recently have been like a 50% hit rate or they are for NFL which is over a month away

[weary mist]

type shit

[willow wigeon]

Underdog releases way more promos than any other dfs app, their pros outweigh their cons by a lot

[chrome rock]

Schwarber homer

...

[weary mist]

i’m not understanding the correlation between underdog voiding Cease and the amount of promos released

i truly am not

[willow wigeon]

Because you said cater to the customers right

[bleak mountain]

i told yall niggas

schwarber was a lock

his hr

[hard kraken]

I need ohtani to come thru and his ass sold

He had his under today

No way

[chrome rock]

Schwarber 0.5 bases at even odds was the lock yesterday fr

And today but odds were all favored on the over bc of kershaw

[hard kraken]

Ohtani and freeman 🙃

[weary mist]

UD has a reputation of discounts chalking hard core so i’m not sure that point really stands for them taking care of their customers. so you can keep d1ck riding them for no reason but im gonna live in reality G. 😭

[urban temple]

I recognize those freebies is nice but them not voiding cease was a bad call especially if other platforms dnp him. Just not a good business decision wise.

[split radish]

I see a free pick for tmr

[lost raptor]

Bro ik he was gonna swing wtf

[weary mist]

at this point i’m just convinced you’re a troll lol

so whatever bro

[primal mountain]

He has been so servicable lately

[lost raptor]

3-0 count and he swings like dawg

[weary mist]

anyways

did everyone else eat tonight ?

[willow wigeon]

Like you said cater to the customers, there’s a reason UD is at the top

[primal mountain]

Did UD void Cease?

[obsidian oxide]

Fanduel not.?

[weary mist]

n1ggas use UD because REAL books are illegal in their state. stop that. 😭

you think i would use UD over fanduel or draftkings if i have the option?

[obsidian oxide]

They should they will only his discount.

[celest slate]

UD discord has 58k… PP has almost 10x that amount haha

[weary mist]

type shit. i might make a PP comeback.

[chrome rock]

Yeah they voided the discount

[willow wigeon]

Nobody talking about sports books 😹😹😹

[chrome rock]

Unfortunate cause this parlay was free but still

[willow wigeon]

I said at the top, not number 1

[weary mist]

news flash n1gga, the top is one.

[hard kraken]

WAIT

Ohtani

Can get one more ab

If one of these mfs

Get a hit

Or walk

[weary mist]

this n1gga d1ck riding for free squares

on my mama yall ain’t fooling me

[celest slate]

Probably works for UD honestly

They could at least announce they voided the discount but didn’t even acknowledge it haha

[weary mist]

the issue is

is that prizepicks is their own shithole

both the top DFS are shit

[chrome rock]

Its not even that there entire app is shit tho i love the graphics and everything its just those deceiving discounts

They cherry pick bad matchups and non K pitchers to do discounts for

[weary mist]

type shit bro

[chrome rock]

It would draw more people if they had good discounts for reliable star pitchers

[weary mist]

ion even got an issue with all that. that’s chalked up to bad research fr

[willow wigeon]

“Both” “top”

[chrome rock]

Like skubal for 4.5ks or something like that someone that actually will most likely hit

[weary mist]

they competing for 1. n1gga thought he was smart chat watching me 😭

how my nuts taste n1gga

[chrome rock]

😂 Bro that photo is goofy asf

haha

[weary mist]

he thinks he’s cooking whenever he sends that shit too

[chrome rock]

😂

[weary mist]

jabronie ass UD d1ck riders are insane

[sweet crane]

?

[weary mist]

and i LIKE UD bro

[hard kraken]

Brooo

Need pages

[willow wigeon]

I said the same shi but noo top means 1st

[sly plank]

Almost Homer

[hard kraken]

Hit

Or ahmed

Geez

[weary mist]

i think the CEO needs a refill on his coffee. better get that on bro

[willow wigeon]

No comeback lame ahh nga 😹

[floral shoal]

Anybody wanna make a quick easy five dollars

[willow wigeon]

Keep coping, maybe they will dnp him

[floral shoal]

No bs too

[weary mist]

keep d1ck riding they ain’t giving you no free squares bro

[sly plank]

Nice Pages

[hard kraken]

PAGES DOUBLE

OHTANI AB

BRING HIM HOME

AHMED

OHTANI

[obsidian oxide]

1 more ahead.

[floral shoal]

Someone shotgun a beer, send it in the chat. I’ll give you 5$ if you finish it in 3 seconds I’ll send 10$

[gusty lantern]

🙌🙌

[chrome rock]

Im praying for u

[chrome rock]

3 seconds is crazy

[willow wigeon]

Broke ash 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[floral shoal]

So serious by the way too

Cash app ready

[willow wigeon]

$3 slips and you tryna argue with me 😭

[celest slate]

Isn’t it Hayward, Outman, then Ohtani?

[floral shoal]

I’m known for cash apping too man of my word

[floral shoal]

It’s doable

[obsidian oxide]

Yes.

But outman go be out unfortunately.

[celest slate]

I didn’t take Ohtani but I hope he hits a HR for yall

[weary mist]

nga cherry picked a hedge slip 😭

gambling discords really be the only place in the world where you get made fun of for not overplaying a slip 😭😭😭

[obsidian oxide]

Outman up.

[noble geode]

gg us Ohtani takers

[hard kraken]

WTF WHY IS OHTANI NOT HITTING

WHO TF IS OHTANI

[willow wigeon]

You hide your bet amount for a reason lil nga

[chrome rock]

Outman has to get on

[obsidian oxide]

Outman in front.

[fading spade]

Outman might hit a hr

[weary mist]

nga searching through my messages 😭

i be having fans fr

[obsidian oxide]

GGs.😭

[noble geode]

popout

lmao

[grand iron]

Did Outman just miss that pitch right down the middle

[gusty lantern]

Gg

Oh men

[quick current]

Tryna get a 3 leg on baseball any suggestions

[sly plank]

Gg

[hard kraken]

Bro

Wtf

[sweet crane]

Smh

[weary mist]

nga i’m a college student 😭 you really think i got 10 bands to throw on Glasnow?

[hard kraken]

That's so trash

Wtf

Last min

Bs

[weary mist]

be so fr

[fading spade]

Welp out man lived up to his name

[chrome rock]

Not too many lines out rn but they usually release a lot towards the morning

Strikeouts, outs, fantasy, etc

[quick current]

I just put 250 in and got the 125 bonus

[willow wigeon]

Please don’t leave UD, they’re really gonna miss your $3 bets

[quick current]

Gonna put 1 $250 bet

[willow wigeon]

Please bro

[chrome rock]

Idk i wouldnt do that

[quick current]

4 leg parlay lol

[chrome rock]

😭

[sweet crane]

Crazy

[quick current]

Nah I’m already up a bunch

I bet 250 on a 3 leg on the Olympic golf

And it hit

[weary mist]

nga making fun of a 20 year old for not placing $50 bets 😭 i hope you find your peace brodie

[sweet crane]

Yu got any more plays?

[quick current]

Nah I just got lucky low key

[weary mist]

this gambling shit really got a hold of some of yall

[grand iron]

Ong the only reason I be staying at UD is because Prize picks only allows $5 minimum

[willow wigeon]

Alr bro, just don’t leave UD tho. Your bets are keeping them in business

[sweet crane]

Man

[quick current]

John rham is stupid when he’s in first

For golf

[willow wigeon]

They really need the $3 slips

[quick current]

He can’t close

[willow wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

[quick current]

Yo it don’t matter how much u bet it’s just for fun

Who cares

[sweet crane]

I just use my pocket money for plays

[weary mist]

he does this for a career probs

[sweet crane]

And hope it double

[quick current]

Probably

Who knows

[chrome rock]

Sports betting is just for fun or a side hustle it aint that deep 😭

[willow wigeon]

Ik but this dude talking shi and he betting $3

[chrome rock]

Anyone who says they make a career out of it is either in the 0.1% or lying

[weary mist]

type shit. 😭 nga think i’m 19 hoping to break the bank on Glasnow K’s

[willow wigeon]

Foh 😹😹😹

[hard kraken]

I have $350 in boom withdrew the rest

[quick current]

Anyone have any plays at all

[weary mist]

the 0.1% ain’t lurking this chat let’s get that straight too

[chrome rock]

its just for extra money bro and shit is fun asf

[hard kraken]

To bank after they verified my licenses

2 man

[chrome rock]

i be watching sports anyways

[hard kraken]

$350

[weary mist]

i bet cause it’s a fun hobby

and i love the strategy type shit

[sweet crane]

Its free money

[weary mist]

it could be $3 or $30 or $300 ion care

my money right but i’m not relying on UD to get it right

although that time i hit $3,000 on PP and paid my tuition tho? 😤

now that def got me right

that was back when flex friday actually meant something

[grand iron]

Fyi yall they voided the Cease promo

[weary mist]

yea void fantasy next

while we’re at it

[grand iron]

Lmfao

[bleak mountain]

damn

$3 slip

[hard kraken]

I need a big hit tmmr

No way I'm letting what happened today slide

😂

[unborn yoke]

Did they ever void that discount ?

This the deadest mlb chat been. Ud must pissed yall off

[weary mist]

yea this n1gga need a drink.

[weary mist]

what’s crazy is two things. he sent a hedge slip in case Glasnow and Webb went the opposite direction i thought they would so i would break even for the day. also i have a hundred dollar BR 😭 like im not just gonna throw a band on every slip

[restive panther]

Tovar sold

[weary mist]

but that’s just how the internet be.

[stray bramble]

Why did underdog put Cease and Bailey a lost??

[willow wigeon]

Be yourself

[weary mist]

i’m not in the business of overplaying bro

like idk what else you want me to say

[weary mist]

my money right but you internet n1ggas just be on the shit.

so i hope you have a goodnight fr.

[tacit knot]

i wouldnt have risked it...

it was expected to rain the whole day

[weary mist]

type shit

i risked it on my 3rd step

i paid the price fr

[tacit knot]

8th is crazy

[weary mist]

nah 8th is other level 😭😭

but we chillin

tomorrows a new day

hopefully not a rainy one

we can b1tch and moan about it all day but money gotta be made fr

[hard kraken]

Need my underdog balance over $400 tmmr

$80 3 man

Ohtani seriously on the one week ban

[sweet crane]

😭😂ongg

[marble mirage]

He boutta hit 2 homeruns tomorrow

[hard kraken]

Fr

That how it be

I’m checking a website I use

For parlays betting on teams winning

I have this

4 teams winning

is this payout not good with these odds?

or is this normal on other books

never have i ever bet on teams winning just player props

[hard kraken]

blackjack

First hand

😀

[copper epoch]

Why didn't y'all void Cease and these other DFS do.?! Not a good look G

[hard kraken]

Grayson was voided didn't play all game

Dylan normal props not getting rebooted

Only discount

[copper epoch]

I'm not trippin on Grayson but that's Lame how they did Cease why not honor it and the other DFS did.

They voided that weak hof game tho

[hard kraken]

Dumb on underdogs part

Chalkboard voided him

Along with prizepicks I believe

Need to make $2,800 before the 17th of aug

Day 1 starts today

Current bankroll $980

[sweet crane]

How

[normal dock]

😂

Don’t do it @sweet crane

[brittle lily]

He finna charge you lmao

“$75 to join my vip group”🤣

[primal mountain]

Rainstorms are a bitch 😭

[brittle lily]

🤙

[sweet crane]

Ik

[cloud dew]

anyone use dabble

[gray rune]

wait they actually refundedd the skenes promo

LMAOOO

[brittle lily]

Paul Skenes ks

[dry flare]

Skenes always worth taking

[brittle lily]

Always

Whenever you put Paul Skenes on a 4 man, it’s basically a 3 man because you know he’s gonna go over, you just have to worry about the other 3

O’Neil Cruz over fantasy or hrr imo

And Jose Altuve

[vale idol]

Wasn’t the case the last two starts

[brittle lily]

Never go against Paul Skenes

[brittle lily]

Who else can you trust to go over on k’s?

[vale idol]

I agree, I’m just saying he sold me the last two times 😭

[vale idol]

Sale

[brittle lily]

Sale will Sale todale

I’m straight but going to sleep naked is strangely comfortable

[shadow yew]

^ idk how sleeping would make u not straight but Igh lmao my girl and I sleep naked every night Shi is far from gay Brotha

[dry flare]

unnecessary

[sinful thunder]

The mental gymnastics is insane from last night lmao

[green shell]

Free

[hasty bronze]

Good morning

[vocal spindle]

Hedge it for guaranteed 500

[shadow yew]

Lmaooo

So when are streaks going away?

[vocal spindle]

BANG

[vocal spindle]

never

[shadow yew]

U sure??

Thought someone said line 60 days or some

[shadow yew]

Wow I mean a wins a win ig lmao the voids crazy

[median dawn]

Yes 60 days

Like 56 now

[shadow yew]

And they go bye bye for sure

Like for good

[dry flare]

why would they spend all that time and money to develop a new product just to take it away 60 days later?

[median dawn]

Yea i dont think they taking the mode away

I think the timer on the streak is 60 days

[shadow yew]

Ohhh

[dry flare]

60 days to make another pick?

[shadow yew]

See the post said it was going away in 60 days

Didn’t say that’s ur timer

Ty for clearing it up tho

I just saw what seager did last night…

Poor guy lmao

[median dawn]

Maybe it is idk

[dry flare]

thats pretty clear tbh

[scarlet crow]

I’m sure it’s here to stay. They’ve definetly made plenty of money from it (from me)

Been seeing this everyday

[dry flare]

every day?

just stop doing them then 😭

[vocal spindle]

No way the white Sox won

[dry flare]

yeah they did lol

[sly fjord]

sheeeeeeesh

fantasy out

beautiful pitchers slate

[dry flare]

you might want to change your pfp or you'll get banned

[half mist]

How this look

[dry flare]

ok goodbye lol

[pliant gust]

Ross Stripling lol

[shadow yew]

Potato what was his pfp lamo

[dry flare]

doesnt matter it was a bot, there was nothing wrong with the default but their response let me know it was a bot fs

[shadow yew]

Ah Gotchua lmao

[dry flare]

if someone responds to me "you need some locks" or whatever instead of being like "ok" or "whats wrong with my pfp" then i know its a bot

[shadow yew]

Yea for sure lmao

[long oracle]

Trent is why the white sox won🤣

[sly fjord]

best day for pitchers in a while imo

[pliant gust]

Like there hasn’t been two no hitters

[weary mist]

did i cook chat

[dry flare]

i hope so

lots in chat are anti-sale now but I'm still taking him

[weary mist]

?

why would they be.

people overthink picks lol.

sale at 34.5 is tooooo low.

[dry flare]

i agree

[weary mist]

type shit.

[unkempt agate]

Sale at 39.5 now

[shadow yew]

UD deposit night is tn for me 🫤

[abstract citrus]

Why under on smell?

[vocal spindle]

Why yall fading snell

[shadow yew]

Didn’t he just no hit?

[pliant gust]

I think they think he K line is too high

[abstract citrus]

I meannn he don’t gotta hit Ks to hit fantasy

Does bro know about W and QS?

[weary mist]

+ev type shit.

[abstract citrus]

I see

[weary mist]

playing the math.

[vocal spindle]

😭😭😭

Snell pitched a no hitter yet cashed his fantasy off Ks alone and people going under

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/good-luck-with-that-bruce-almighty-jim-carrey-im-gonna-go-now-gif-11786198

[weary mist]

every game the same fr.

[vocal spindle]

I would rather just not play snell at all then fade him

[abstract citrus]

I’ll never put no under on snell fr atleast not rn

[weary mist]

he’s 33 on other books.

go put the house on the over then lol. make a bunch of money.

[vocal spindle]

0.50 era since coming back 😭

[vocal spindle]

What other books

Bc ima go slam the over

[weary mist]

caesar’s 32.9 at -114.

[vocal spindle]

Like I understand ev and odds betting and what not, but some players I just won’t fade, I’d rather not take at all.

[vocal spindle]

Dang not legal where I’m at

[weary mist]

DK 33.1 -113.

[vocal spindle]

My snell slip is flexed anyways

[digital raptor]

padres and nationals game gonna rain, no?

i thought of doing under too because of rhe rain

[half mist]

Ideas?

[weary mist]

everyone got their methods and ways to make money. we all just wanna get rich off lays. 💯 no need to shit on others.

[vocal spindle]

No way 😭😭

[weary mist]

too much ego go around these gambling cords.

[vocal spindle]

And they go silent after the games lol

Everyone a guru til the slip starts

Especially PrizePicks

[weary mist]

imma always be honest about my slips and my methods lol. for better or for worse.

[vocal spindle]

@glacial oriole is game gonna rain delay?

[glacial oriole]

the nats game?

[vocal spindle]

Yeah

[vocal spindle]

Looking at the forecast it looks like if Nats game gets rain delayed it won’t start back up so it’ll just void if anything

[glacial oriole]

it shouldn’t until later tonight

the start of tomorrow’s game got pushed up to 12:05 because of the rain coming

[vocal spindle]

Alright bet

[weary mist]

Ant PR got a 3.0 bump. 😭

got that at 16.5 lmao

[copper epoch]

Need a scorcher for Skubal Ks

[stiff turret]

Yankees game looks good to go

Just gonna be cloudy all day

[hard mist]

Yusei kikuchi day game? Yea he going under

[half mist]

Anyone?

[unborn yoke]

Is fansty score a less risky prop to take for a pitcher then their other props?I see everyone takes pitcher fansty. Put me on game 😂

[vocal spindle]

Holy bump

[unkempt agate]

Just by 2 not crazy

[vocal spindle]

Nah it’s the riskiest for overs

But it’s the easiest read

[unborn yoke]

No way , why every ss I see I see fan points 😭

[half mist]

I like the taj.

[vocal spindle]

Fantasy you just pray they do well lol, it sucks when you put strikeouts and they pitch a 9 inning no hitter with 2 Ks, fantasy covers that

[sinful thunder]

I hate that prize picks started the rescue / reboot trend. So much

[vocal spindle]

Fed

[unborn yoke]

Aye u not lieing ☠️

[sinful thunder]

Imagine if we never had reason to complain about losses, and people just accepted gambling for what it is

[vocal spindle]

When pigs fly

[sinful thunder]

Lmao

Facts

[vocal spindle]

People would be mad about injury and rain delay losses even if no app ever did reboots to begin with

[sinful thunder]

At least then we wouldn't have to see "but so-and-so app did it, why not us"

If we all lost together 🤝 depression unite!

[vocal spindle]

Rescues are honestly just generous but I do think it should’ve been a void

And I didn’t even bet on him

[sinful thunder]

Yeah, void the whole game tbh

Wins and losses, just scratch it all

[vocal spindle]

I feel like gambling on baseball should just be about baseball, not meteorology and medical

[scarlet crow]

They should just Void any of my plays that don’t hit

[vocal spindle]

Nah

They should green all my plays that don’t hit

Ain’t no void

[scarlet crow]

It’s only fair

After all the money we’ve donated

[vocal spindle]

For April fools UD should grade everyone’s picks the exact opposite of how it played out

just for gits and shiggles

Imagine you hit a $500 8 man and you see all red

[half mist]

Take bumps?

[sinful thunder]

I sent a note to DraftKings about my bet that didn't hit, and all support sent back was git gud noob

[dry flare]

best way to do that is practice, so place more bets (lol)

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken yo

I got another $100 protected play

[vocal spindle]

Actually nvm I don’t trust it lol

[hard kraken]

Nahh

Edward quick

[hard kraken]

How

[vocal spindle]

It was on another app

But it looks fishy

[hard kraken]

What's it called

[vocal spindle]

Prolly not, dbacks fighting for their lives to stay in playoffs

[dry flare]

[raw cape]

gonzales the best promo? 5/6 on that line this season

[scarlet crow]

Promo?

[knotty aspen]

Abbott just had 8 Ks surely his discount is a trap

[scarlet crow]

Oh shi I didn’t even realize they dropped promos

[raw cape]

he’s 12/22 on that line

like 54%

[hard kraken]

Do not use boom

Tf

They ban ur acc after you win big and start to take big money out 😭

Wtf

[shadow yew]

Wow