┆⚾・baseball

[split radish]

Hes getting 8

[gusty lantern]

Keep dreaming

[split radish]

Take the under then

😂😂😂😂

[raw cape]

imma take the 5.5 and pair it with cease

for a 2x

[split radish]

Fade gil today

yankees game might get rained out

[copper epoch]

Hey hey hey

No Jimmy slander

[split radish]

Luis castillo under Ks

[hard kraken]

Slips so far today

[unkempt agate]

Yea I don’t think Yankees game gonna happen

They just put judge walk from .85x to regular line 🧐

[vocal spindle]

Just don’t play him if anything

Gil is basically either an over or a void imo

[raw cape]

going for the double up

[vocal spindle]

I don’t think this Yankees series is gonna happen tbh

[unkempt agate]

Yea it’s pouring upstate rn

And it’s supposed to start around first pitch too there

[dawn urchin]

WE NEED MORE ROOFS IN BASEBALL

[last storm]

pablo lopez fp?

[zenith bolt]

PAIN😑 if I see rooker he gotta go😐

[vocal spindle]

Texas ahead of the game

[zenith bolt]

they gotta roof or they tryna

[vocal spindle]

Both Texas teams got roofs

[zenith bolt]

sheesh

[vocal spindle]

It’s impossible to rain out an Astros vs rangers game

[dawn urchin]

SPAIN WITHOUT THE S

[zenith bolt]

hahaha yes indeed ^

[dawn urchin]

MASSIVE NEWS

[true shoal]

This the move?

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like Rea over 15.5 Po?

[vocal spindle]

Eh

[abstract citrus]

What up gang

-# this user has not hit a parlay in 8 months. communicate with extreme caution.

[sage echo]

Smh that was so messed up what yall did two days ago

[scarlet crow]

He’s at 16.5 on pp

[dry flare]

says the guy who bets on tennis...

[weary mist]

type shit.

[dawn urchin]

Oh absolutely I’m for more roofs in all sports. LETS MAKE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN MORE ROOFS

HE KNOWS it’s never us it’s them

[dry flare]

domed golf courses would be a terrible idea tho

[vocal spindle]

Yeah I’m not finna listen to anything bro says.

-# disclaimer: jpierree is down $7500 in the past 3 days

[split radish]

Shota over 18.5 PO?

[marble mirage]

Cease discount looks good

[split radish]

The wind is blowing down at 20 mph bro wtf

[vocal spindle]

I’m scared tbh

I think I die today

[marble mirage]

i hate playing lines like that

[vocal spindle]

So I’m already dead?

[vocal spindle]

Free

[dry flare]

thats the one i took but discounts been 💩 lately

[vocal spindle]

I smashed it

[marble mirage]

cause the chance he gets exactly 18 is very high

[vocal spindle]

Crazy value @split radish

[vocal spindle]

He going all 9

[marble mirage]

i played his pepper over 5.5 Ks

[vocal spindle]

Ima somehow have -110% ROI today

Ima lose money I didn’t even spend

Not really

It’s percentage of how much you earned

So if you double your money you made 100% ROI

Triple it and you made 200% roi

Lose everything and you lost 100% roi

50% roi if that’s all you bet that day

Bc you got a 50% return on your investment

[weary mist]

i took LeBooty over Cease today

[vocal spindle]

He’s due to cash a discount

[weary mist]

Gore gotta be the worst discount by far. 😭😭😭

they know what they’re doing.

[vocal spindle]

My bro just another me

[dawn urchin]

Okay golf can be excluded from my plan

[split radish]

Who let me cook

[weary mist]

they must think Gore is an ace.

football discount was trash too.

Diggs was the best one.

and even then he might miss.

[vocal spindle]

Mackenzie Gore 10K game gonna teach us why it’s called gambling

[grand iron]

lol

[split radish]

Yeah im loving this shota under HA and over 18.5 PO line

20 mph winds kinda crazy

[weary mist]

Shota the perfect pitcher to not let up big plays.

[vocal spindle]

Shota thrives off fly outs

[weary mist]

but he be getting big plays fr.

[vocal spindle]

This is ideal for Shota

[vocal spindle]

Who’s bro on the left in the wig

[weary mist]

this is just your average chicago woman.

[unkempt agate]

This is not hitting @fringe fulcrum

But if

[weary mist]

i trust Kershaw to get 10k’s today over Gore.

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock Chick-fil-A got a nasty hold on me rn

[hard kraken]

If you rlly think there gonna start walking him before he hits something wild

[vocal spindle]

Judge only getting 1 at bat today at most

[unkempt agate]

He’s getting walked today 😂😭

[vocal spindle]

This spicy chicken burrito with extra jalapeño salsa got me in a chokehold

I’ve been getting this jawn daily bro

[weary mist]

there’s a dude in my lecture hall wearing an OKC hat

finna go dap him up

[marble mirage]

😂

[vocal spindle]

OKC melo might be top 3 player oat

[weary mist]

top 3 disappointment ever.

however.

[split radish]

Ay chill nigga

[weary mist]

billy donovan is horrendous.

[vocal spindle]

The stat pad war was insane

Yelling gtfo to get the rebound is so OD

[weary mist]

who did that

[vocal spindle]

Melo

[weary mist]

yea id believe it

[vocal spindle]

On OKC

[weary mist]

i thought we were setting up russ slander for a second

https://tenor.com/view/ejection-lebron-fight-detroit-lions-go-all-the-way-not-gif-24050076

me coming to westbrooks defense (he had a top 5 MVP season ever)

[vocal spindle]

OKC russ slander will NOT be tolerated

OKC ain’t been the same since the end of the Russ KD era

[weary mist]

we went from russ kd aura to shai and chet aura

https://tenor.com/view/unsrscandidate-sga-gif-11046160101367902998

[vocal spindle]

That okc team with Russ KD and Ibaka was what made me start to love the NBA tbh

[weary mist]

on God. steven adams and enes kanter too

andre roberson

anthony morrow

[vocal spindle]

Everyone would hate on those players now

but they just don’t know fr

[raw cape]

i’m already preparing for it😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Steven Adams had so much aura

[weary mist]

enes kanter was a dawg when he was with the thunder on offense

[vocal spindle]

Fax

People forget about Enes kanter on the Jazz and okc

[split radish]

Gunnar over 0.5 runs

hmmmm

[bleak mountain]

gore is the best discount

[split radish]

okay

@vocal spindle TODAY IS CANHA’S TURN TO GO UNDER

[marble mirage]

everyone be on cowser today

[bleak mountain]

good value

good matchup

good odds

[zenith bolt]

3 8 mans 2 of em finna hit😆

[vocal spindle]

good history

good player

good weather

good opportunity

[vocal spindle]

Did bro just take Jram stolen bases

[split radish]

Shota is gonna chalk sorry dude

[vocal spindle]

And shots over earned runs

[zenith bolt]

love the hate

[vocal spindle]

Dude that shota pick is guaranteed chalk

[zenith bolt]

🙂

okay

[split radish]

Nigga

[vocal spindle]

Dude wind is going 23 mph inwards

[split radish]

The WIND IS 20 MPH

😭😭😭😭😭

[zenith bolt]

it’s 10$😭

relax foe

oml

[split radish]

8 man 🙁

[vocal spindle]

You’d have to hit it 490 in calm air just to hit a borderline homer with this wind bro 😭😭😭

Not to mention how much the wind helps the pitches

[vocal spindle]

Send me $10 then bro 😭

[zenith bolt]

didn’t u ova smack yesterday asking me fa 10 is comical😭😭😭

[split radish]

They’re being a bitch and not adding taylors lines

Michael and tyrone

[vocal spindle]

I’m more likely to give you $3250 for that $10 then that slip is 😭

[vocal spindle]

They pulled Tyrone as I was booking it

They had under 1.5 hits as an even payout bro

Not even the good hitters get that

[split radish]

🙁

[weary mist]

Shota letting up 3 runs???

[bleak mountain]

mcneils going yard again

[weary mist]

smoking d1ck

[bleak mountain]

profars going yard

schwarber going yard if they dont walk the entire game

[zenith bolt]

I think so fck wha they tb😭🤷🏾‍♂️

[weary mist]

more power to you gang I hope you cash out fr.

[zenith bolt]

💯 love

[bleak mountain]

why we acting like shotas good 😂

[vocal spindle]

I wouldn’t give up 3 ERs with 25 mph winds in my favor bro 😭

[hard kraken]

Top 10%

[rapid fable]

Judge over 0.5 hits?

[weary mist]

he’s a good pitcher fr.

[hard kraken]

Yes

[split radish]

😉

[weary mist]

doesn’t let up big plays typa guy.

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar so sneaky athletic

[hard kraken]

If judge gets walked 3 times today

[split radish]

We on that canha under

[vocal spindle]

He plays the game the right way for sure

[hard kraken]

That's nearly cashing his 10.0 fantasy line

[vocal spindle]

Great locker room guy

[split radish]

Altuve does too

[bleak mountain]

shota is trash asf

[split radish]

👍🏽

[weary mist]

bring your lunch box to work typa guy.

[vocal spindle]

He won’t get 3 plate appearances

[bleak mountain]

hes giving up those er 😂

same with kershaw

[split radish]

20 mph winds, cant deny that 🤷🏽‍♂️

[weary mist]

kershaw is like 64 idk who is betting on him and being serious

[bleak mountain]

like idgaf 😭😭

[raw cape]

loved steven adams(aquaman)

[bleak mountain]

hes still giving up those runs

[vocal spindle]

Projected game total is 5.5

[split radish]

Take his over then and send a slip gng

[hard kraken]

Why not

[weary mist]

damn

[raw cape]

👀👀

[bleak mountain]

bet

[vocal spindle]

First one in last one out kinda guy

[split radish]

🤝

[vocal spindle]

Game getting cancelled

[bleak mountain]

shita

[weary mist]

typa guy you want to date your sister. 💯 a REAL gentleman.

[vocal spindle]

Kinda guy you’d trust to babysit your kids.

[dry flare]

who are you guys talking about?

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar

[weary mist]

truly a “Sir yes Sir!” kinda guy

[vocal spindle]

A true student of the game for sure

[dry flare]

now it all makes sense

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/shota-imanaga-chicago-cubs-cubs-strikeout-shota-gif-4491460726867499689

[raw cape]

gut feeling gore under 6.5K’s, what’s prob gonna happen is he’s gonna get 10

edwards 9.5 discount on prize for taco

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-gif-25455049

Rooker when everyone needs hrr

[zenith bolt]

lol

France onnat w Canada rn😭😭😭😭

[weary mist]

did the game start ?

[zenith bolt]

Yes

16-5

[weary mist]

oh shiii

didn’t realize it was early

[vocal spindle]

OH MY GOSH JONATHAN INDIA

LEADOFF HOMER

BANGGGGG

[zenith bolt]

💯💯💯

[bleak mountain]

cease is so ass

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[bleak mountain]

white sox won the cease trade

[weary mist]

@bleak mountain who’s your fav pitcher on the board today gang

[raw cape]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-crying-sad-gif-17901663

[zenith bolt]

Brooks ass😭

[weary mist]

Him isn’t afraid to go against the grain.

i NEED to hear what he has to say. 💯

[meager tinsel]

Dillon brooks so trash

[scarlet crow]

Man where tf the tacos at

Brooks wanna go off every time I take his under but when I don’t he’s ass Ofcourse

[meager tinsel]

Brooks and dort got more shot attempts than Shai 😭

[bleak mountain]

none

[split radish]

@bleak mountain wheres the slip gng

[bleak mountain]

pitchers are ass

[bleak mountain]

lemme cook

[split radish]

u dont needa cook just take their overs 😭

[bleak mountain]

best pitcher on the board is elly

[weary mist]

wanted to take his under but it got removed before i could

[split radish]

😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

if im gonna take his over i gotta find a good pair

[hard mist]

Gore discount ?

[split radish]

Sonnys K line is 7.0

Normal payout

[bleak mountain]

yes

[weary mist]

i took the over at 6.5 thankfully

[bleak mountain]

its the best one

[split radish]

And scorcher line is 7.5

[split radish]

Hes gonna get a calm 9 ks today

[weary mist]

how many ER

[split radish]

1-2

Maybe

[hard mist]

Giants hitters been kinda mid recently I’m going gore

[vocal spindle]

Someone should invent something to hold up your pants

[split radish]

🙁

[bleak mountain]

exactly and they been striking out more

[weary mist]

i doubt he’s getting 38 FS though

[split radish]

Who

[weary mist]

Gray

[split radish]

He might

The rays only good hitter is yandy now

[vocal spindle]

I don’t take lefties vs the giants

[split radish]

Yeah i didnt touch gore

But yk who i did touch

Canha

🔥

[hard kraken]

Grayson Rodriguez 33.5 fantasy a steal

Ngl

[raw cape]

cease best discount

[vocal spindle]

Until Vlad sends it to space

Aja best discount tbh

[chrome rock]

Gore is the better discount

-480 for Cease 6+ ks, Gore -620 for 5+ ks. Odds on Fanduel, trust the data and San francisco's K rate vs LHP

[vocal spindle]

Watch discounts go 0-4

[vocal spindle]

San Francisco strikes out more to righties

[chrome rock]

They are a much better hitting team vs lefties, but they also K more

[bleak mountain]

gore -475 on dk

[hard kraken]

Rafael Devers been hitting that 1.5 hrr line

Locking it before any bumps

[weary mist]

banned

[chrome rock]

How is the goat banned 😭

[weary mist]

his manager an idiot

[vocal spindle]

Today my first day not playing him in a while

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts?

[weary mist]

L5.

[hard kraken]

He cashed sweat free last time I took him

[scarlet crow]

I’m not going off last 5 I’m just asking

[chrome rock]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-6016415593816702883

[chrome rock]

Devers vs seth lugo

[weary mist]

BANNED.

[hard kraken]

Just a lil profit on this 5 man

[vocal spindle]

Technically, all 4 discounts should hit and the odds are heavily in favor of all of them, realistically they’ll prolly go 1/4 if we lucky.

[scarlet crow]

Edwards a taco on pp so he selling

[chrome rock]

LUGO is a inning merchant bro that man is the easiest 7 innings in the game

[bleak mountain]

the only one cashing is gore

cease is chalking

[weary mist]

why he type Lugo in all caps. 😭😭😭

[chrome rock]

😭 Bro lugo is 10x better than when NY had him in the bullpen

[vocal spindle]

Lugo getting lit up I’m ngl

[bleak mountain]

honestly the only good pitcher tdy is castillo

everyone else is a fraud

[vocal spindle]

There’s a reason nobody on Lugo today

[weary mist]

i think LeCommy got a chance.

[chrome rock]

So we dont know who gil is

[bleak mountain]

gil 😭😭😂

[scarlet crow]

Bruh do y’all like springs ks

[chrome rock]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-gil-yankees-yanks-mlb-luis-gil-yanks-gif-4500084146639656961

[weary mist]

Gil.

[bleak mountain]

this man deadass said gil

[scarlet crow]

Gilbert

[chrome rock]

rookie of the year bro

[vocal spindle]

Trust me, we know Gil

Orioles 17 run game sound familiar?

[bleak mountain]

why is nobody on reas ks

[weary mist]

they’re too busy on Gil.

[rapid fable]

what app is that

[chrome rock]

He's still a rookie bro give him a break

[bleak mountain]

bro 😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

Gil ain’t even pitching today

[bleak mountain]

rea and castillo the best pitchers tdy

[chrome rock]

Did they change the starter

on the angels game

[vocal spindle]

No

[bleak mountain]

only pitchers that arent frauds are sale and castillo

[vocal spindle]

Whole series getting cancelled

[vocal spindle]

SALE??????

[weary mist]

Wemby might be a fraud.

[bleak mountain]

maybe grayson

[split radish]

I took castillo under bubba

[rapid fable]

@vocal spindle what app is that ?

[vocal spindle]

Sale the biggest fraud

[vocal spindle]

huh

camera roll

[raw cape]

u know, i wouldn’t be shocked.

[split radish]

😂😂

[rapid fable]

did

[split radish]

Sweat free ngl

[chrome rock]

Yall mfs call anyone a fraud that sells your $5 3 leg discount parlay, every single good pitcher has had a game where they absolutely shit the bed

[vocal spindle]

Real

[bleak mountain]

yep i had sale under ks once and he got like 5ks in the last 2 innings

[scarlet crow]

I shit the bed nightly

[raw cape]

prize going to have sonny as the taco. i’m calling it

[bleak mountain]

no nigga i call them frauds cause they are

[vocal spindle]

Nah

Bc I’ve never had a bad game

Bum

[chrome rock]

Chris sale's bad games are giving up 2 runs and going 6 innings with 7 ks

[bleak mountain]

bring cease to the playoffs hes putting up kershaw numbers

[unkempt agate]

Dylan cease is not a fraud

[weary mist]

reminds me of that time i took John Daly over strokes and he quadruple bogied the last hole to cash a 6 leg.

[vocal spindle]

Birdsong top 3 pitcher itl rn

[raw cape]

cease getting 6

[bleak mountain]

fuck no

now ur pushing it

[meager tinsel]

Canada getting straight bullied

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on this

[vocal spindle]

Yall don’t know bout Hayden birdsong

[scarlet crow]

France winning gold

[chrome rock]

"Banned" "fraud" "sold my parlay i hate u" all useless words that will not contribute to long term profitability with betting

[weary mist]

they tried to assemble the aura team.

[vocal spindle]

why you asking me 😭😭

Idek who that is

[scarlet crow]

You the mlb expert I thought

[bleak mountain]

bro idgaf if they sell my parlay 😭

if i think their frauds ima call them that

[meager tinsel]

They just don't have no bigs they too little

[vocal spindle]

Actually vibes are the most profitable

[chrome rock]

fr

[bleak mountain]

assnow is trash

i think we can all agree

[vocal spindle]

My name ain’t yellow

[vocal spindle]

Glazenow is such a fraud

People think he’s good bc he gets strikeouts

[weary mist]

wsg chat
-# this user has not hit a parlay in 8 months. communicate with extreme caution.

[bleak mountain]

snell is not a fraud

[vocal spindle]

A strikeout ain’t any more valuable than a groundout for anything except betting

[bleak mountain]

snell > cease

[hard kraken]

Doing another $50 4 man

For $500

[weary mist]

@bleak mountain best pitcher in the mlb rn

[bleak mountain]

gallen > webb

[bleak mountain]

sale

[hard kraken]

@vocal spindle my withdrawal from boom got reversed

[bleak mountain]

ur accounts under review

😂

[vocal spindle]

Yeah you definitely chalk god

-# disclaimer: jpierree is down $7409 in the past 3 days

[vocal spindle]

Withdraw again

[split radish]

nigga u dont know ball

Its bad

[weary mist]

might tail the 2 man.
-# This user is a known glazer.

[hard kraken]

Why would it be I verified my details prior to depositing

[bleak mountain]

cease is a fluke

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/thriller-michael-jackson-gif-9865515175359021441

[hard kraken]

Contacting support

[vocal spindle]

My boom withdrawal was confirmed

[scarlet crow]

If you have boom fantasy seek help

[bleak mountain]

if ur first withdraw is a band they obv gonna think its suspicious

[hard kraken]

I only did 1 slip

And it cashed

Why tf would I keep it in there

These trash lines

[bleak mountain]

how much did u withdraw

[hard kraken]

😭

[vocal spindle]

A band lol

[hard kraken]

^

[vocal spindle]

Protected play fed families

[scarlet crow]

Lemme hold a band gang

[bleak mountain]

dumbass nigga u cant jus cashout for a band and instantly withdraw it

[hard kraken]

Ong

[bleak mountain]

gotta do it in small amounts

[raw cape]

same guy that said grayson rod was going off then got shelled by guardians

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken you’re definitely under review

[weary mist]

damn lmao

[dry flare]

ok what?

[bleak mountain]

i did not say this

[vocal spindle]

They just making sure that it was legit

[bleak mountain]

u gotta contact support

[hard kraken]

I did

[bleak mountain]

ok now wait

[hard kraken]

Waiting on response

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken if you profit over 600 then there’s taxes and crap so they reviewing your account

[bleak mountain]

good hit tho

a band on ur first slip kinda crazy

[vocal spindle]

-# this user tryna find out

[weary mist]

fact check: he did NOT say this.

[hard kraken]

I'm over 21 and I have verified my ssn

Should be no issue getting these funds out

[vocal spindle]

It’s just part of their process

Every app does it

Including UD

[gritty radish]

where da locks at

[bleak mountain]

its weird

[dry flare]

✅

[vocal spindle]

nunya

[gritty radish]

dont do dattt

[vocal spindle]

😂😂

[gritty radish]

e sports got a niggga starving

never ever again

[vocal spindle]

Never bet on a tubby with a plate of pizza rolls

[scarlet crow]

If you bet on esports seek help (I have 2 open esports slips)

[meager tinsel]

I still got 10 days till I can gamble on ud 🤣

[split radish]

nigga goes straight to talking bout money 😭 if u dont know ball bro its ok

[raw cape]

my b it was trevor rodgers

[vocal spindle]

They chose you as a UD expert btw

[meager tinsel]

😭

[dry flare]

multiple accounts?? wtf

[vocal spindle]

You have multiple accounts?

[hard kraken]

I forgot I created an account a while back using @finite dock referral

[scarlet crow]

LMAOO

[split radish]

U robbed them bro

[scarlet crow]

gg

[bleak mountain]

what else u want me to say

[hard kraken]

And I forgot the login information so I created a new account

😭

[dry flare]

oh you just f'd up

[split radish]

just say u dont know ball

[scarlet crow]

So you just won a band for nothing

[hard kraken]

I legit have multiple emails and I didn’t even remember what email I used and I only used the $10 that they originally were doing

[split radish]

LMAOOO NIGGA UR COOKED

[bleak mountain]

sale the best pitcher in the league

[hard kraken]

Not cookee

[scarlet crow]

LMAOO I’M CRYING

[vocal spindle]

Bro you might be cooked

[hard kraken]

Sorry as excuse I made

[split radish]

mmmm

[hard kraken]

Nope

Not cooked

[split radish]

nigga

ur done

finito

[hard kraken]

Just said it was a misunderstanding and I didn’t even deposit on that first account that I created so

[split radish]

Give it up

[hard kraken]

Read

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/chief-keef-gorilla-chief-keef-im-a-gorilla-gif-26151372

[scarlet crow]

He lying to you

[hard kraken]

^

[scarlet crow]

You not seeing that band

[split radish]

they dont care bro, u just robbed them for a band yesterday

[dry flare]

well done!

[raw cape]

@vocal spindle check dm

[split radish]

they want yo money

[vocal spindle]

You so lucky that boom only has like 1000 users

UD would’ve banned you and took your band LOL

[bleak mountain]

cant think of one pitcher better than sale rn

[scarlet crow]

He just don’t wanna argue with you. But trust you not seeing that band gang

[vocal spindle]

UD would’ve went banned for band with you @hard kraken

[dry flare]

tbh i would have expected almost any app to just ban and not give a shit

[weary mist]

what did he do that violated violated the rules

[bleak mountain]

multiple accounts

[weary mist]

how did he even make multiple

what

[hard kraken]

I kinda had the same issue on Underdog. I accidentally created two accounts but since I showed them my ID and that I forgot the login details. I literally have way too many emails and I can’t keep track of everything and I didn’t even deposit in my first Underdog account and they saw that, but I name and address, etc. that was flagged when I created my second account and verified with my ID

[bleak mountain]

different emails

[scarlet crow]

Why you got so many emails

[hard kraken]

Yea

[vocal spindle]

Dudes me dming me and rotting in my message requests 😭😭

[weary mist]

oh yeah he not seeing that band.

[hard kraken]

I have like 10 emails

On my phone

[weary mist]

send the SS

[vocal spindle]

Just tag me in here, I usually don’t ever check my dm requests

[bleak mountain]

its normal

[dry flare]

just close your DMs like me.

[scarlet crow]

How many emails y’all got

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[bleak mountain]

they gotta give him the band lmao

[hard kraken]

Fr and I have multiple like subscription accounts and it’s just somewhat easier for me because I just named them for the email name

[hard kraken]

They will

[vocal spindle]

I need those “guaranteed plays” from guys I’ve never met before in my dms

[vocal spindle]

Too many

[split radish]

ROSS A REAL NIGGA 🤝🤝🤝

[bleak mountain]

ima send my chalk

everyone tail

[weary mist]

wemby is a fraud bro.

[split radish]

ALL MY NIGGAS LOVE ROSS

[scarlet crow]

Someone gimme a lock

[hard kraken]

ONG and he said that he would give me $25 in bonus funds back in my account

[scarlet crow]

I’ll twerk

[hard kraken]

W ross

[bleak mountain]

my 4 man cashing

put 100 on it

[meager tinsel]

Good lord France got 22 freethrows in the first half

[split radish]

yo this nigga didnt send the shota over

[marble mirage]

its a foul fest out there

[weary mist]

Cease under FS

[gritty radish]

who?

[marble mirage]

everytime i check the play by play someeone is shooting FTs

[gritty radish]

lebron james o0.5 home runs

[weary mist]

cease bumped down to 40.5

[vocal spindle]

Locks of the day: Shota over ER, Pablo over ER, Byron Buxton home run and dansby swanson over 2.5 RBIs

Don’t worry I got yall

[bleak mountain]

damn u care that much

[weary mist]

this parlay shit get serious.

be ready to die behind it.

[vocal spindle]

He on meat fr

-# this user is in fact on meat as well.

[gritty radish]

lefraud??

[vocal spindle]

I really hope no one took this serious

[gritty radish]

bruh

wtf

[weary mist]

shita

[gritty radish]

i locked ts in

[split radish]

im on meat rn my fault gng

[vocal spindle]

No you didn’t

[split radish]

i care nigga

🤫🤫

[vocal spindle]

You couldn’t find that Swanson line anywhere no matter how hard you try

[gritty radish]

ON @split radish SOUL i locked ts in 🤦🏿‍♂️, cashapp me 100 so i can get my bread back RN!

[split radish]

nigga leave my soul out of this

[vocal spindle]

Green fn

[bleak mountain]

like i alr know how its gonna play out

[split radish]

put that on yo soul wtf bro 😭😭

[hard kraken]

No, not you. I invited a different person and they signed up and I got $25 in promo funds on the first account that I created. I use your referral and we both got $10 for it or something.

[bleak mountain]

shota in the 6th is gonna give up a hit

then walk the next batter

[hard kraken]

He needed that friends username not yours

[vocal spindle]

ON @true narwhal SOUL that parlay is cashing

[bleak mountain]

and either walk the next one

or they get a single

[split radish]

HE SITS WHEN HE PEES!!

[bleak mountain]

bases loaded shota gets taken out

[gritty radish]

this is a crazy stray

[bleak mountain]

and reliever gives up 3 er

[gritty radish]

who tf is carter locks

[split radish]

😭😭😭

[bleak mountain]

tubby

[split radish]

bro found a method

[scarlet crow]

Man shut up and shake some ass

[dry flare]

they are about to discover your empire of referrals

delete this

[gritty radish]

good boy

[split radish]

Sorry UD expert

[scarlet crow]

Nah good boy is crazy 😭😭

[gritty radish]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[weary mist]

no diddy

[split radish]

i own you cuzzo

[scarlet crow]

Personally I’m not allowing that

[weary mist]

these boys finna go to Pikkit for Pikkit 😭

[split radish]

call me daddy nigga

[gritty radish]

https://tenor.com/view/mcjuggernuggets-chillout-gif-9568957628594437754

[split radish]

LMAOOOO

😂😂😂😂

[scarlet crow]

@gritty radish fight back!!

[shadow yew]

Yooo wtf is going on in this chat lmaooo

[scarlet crow]

English or Spanish

[raw cape]

https://tenor.com/view/the-beatles-pedestrian-lane-black-and-white-gif-16327414

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-baby-blunt-gif-20909728

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-english-spanish-english-or-spanish-baby-you-got-something-in-your-nose-gif-14013503461190926977

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-smoke-smoking-gif-25339895

[gritty radish]

crazy dedication fam

[vocal spindle]

Most hated dude in the server

[split radish]

this to all them brent rooker bettors yesterday

[vocal spindle]

It won’t bc he used my referral on the new account

[vocal spindle]

What did you have to delete

[gritty radish]

shohei ohtani has a bbl 😱

[bleak mountain]

judge walks

is free asf

gil walks

is free asf

[dry flare]

about to go tell support i gave out my referral code wrong and they need to redirect all the oda codes to my account

[bleak mountain]

vlad strikeouts

is free asf

[split radish]

The game is not gonna start

or end

[gritty radish]

so many hours until the games start

im gonna relapse

[scarlet crow]

Bet on Olympics

[raw cape]

i was gonna message him too, he changed his settings to where he has to follow u back in order for you to message him😭😭

[gritty radish]

why do walks not count as bases?

[raw cape]

bc they are walks and bases is off hits

[dry flare]

dont tell me you seriously message players when your parlay chalks

[raw cape]

i don’t lmao

[gritty radish]

but its a walk on the base

[bleak mountain]

abrams is so ass man

[brittle lily]

What game is live?

[raw cape]

none

[dry flare]

total bases is total bases from hits

[gritty radish]

lakers vs the eagles

[gritty radish]

so hits = bases?

https://tenor.com/view/albert-einstein-lol-think-be-smart-think-wise-gif-8735407

[bleak mountain]

alex call homer today

[brittle lily]

Dam, he made me think I have brain problems

[dry flare]

no a hit can be more than one base

[raw cape]

games don’t start until 5:40

[dusty jolt]

What’s the best discount today?

And do you guys have a pair

Istg if today missed too

[gritty radish]

lebron

nuke it

[raw cape]

cease or gore off books

[vocal spindle]

I do it ironically

I find it funny ik they’ll never see it

[brittle lily]

🤙

[vocal spindle]

I just do it for the screenshot

[dry flare]

take all four original lines under and flex it, its going to be 3/4 for the unders

[vocal spindle]

No bc a double is 1 hit but 2 bases

[gritty radish]

and a base stolen is not a base either?

[dusty jolt]

Lmao

Fr?

[bleak mountain]

theres gon be alot of homers

in the tigers game

[dusty jolt]

Ima take cease discount with like another discounts unders?

Is that smart

[vocal spindle]

100 on this?

[dry flare]

correct

[vocal spindle]

It’s a stolen base

[dawn urchin]

JP KNOWS WHAT TO DO

[dusty jolt]

Cease or gote better

[gritty radish]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[dusty jolt]

Guys should I take cease discount with like edwards under

[vocal spindle]

It’s over when cannon curry gets an Instagram

[dawn urchin]

MLB rivals play I really like

[sacred laurel]

Judge going homer today👀?

[vocal spindle]

NO

Pablo going for like 12 Ks today

Shota isn’t a Ks pitcher

Shota gonna pitch a 27 pitch complete game

[dawn urchin]

Not the “NO” again

[bleak mountain]

alex call homer
cal raleigh homer
ozuna homer

best home runs today ^

[hard mist]

🤷‍♂️

[sacred laurel]

I like Anthony today for a homer

[dawn urchin]

I’m just really like the value of the free 1.5 K’s. Plus I feel Lopez is interesting he’s had exactly 7 K’s in 3 straight game I feel he’s due for regression

[vocal spindle]

Why Lebron’s daughter look more like Lebron than both his sons 😭😭😭

LeThirdTime’sTheCharm headahh

[split radish]

sunisa lee is so baddd

OML

[vocal spindle]

Alex call is a good pick

[rain oyster]

Nah cuh😂😂

[dry flare]

i think you killed this joke now

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t actually send it lol

[bleak mountain]

cruz and reynolds

[vocal spindle]

L hating

[bleak mountain]

to the fucking mooon

[vocal spindle]

0/10

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/farotech-weve-seen-it-countless-times-countless-times-gif-26516180

[vocal spindle]

Why people still wearing masks in 2024 dawg 😭

[bleak mountain]

randal grichuk

to the moon

[dawn urchin]

My 2 favorite NRFI picks of the day

[vocal spindle]

99% of jokes ain’t original im ngl

[dry flare]

🔥

[vocal spindle]

Judge ain’t playing today

[fringe bolt]

?????

[vocal spindle]

Game is gonna get cancelled

[fringe bolt]

Why

Rain?

[vocal spindle]

Bad storms

For the next like 5 days

[fringe bolt]

Bruhh

Well thanks just canceled

Yo the specials go away even if u cancel???💀💀

[chrome rock]

Yeah

[fringe bolt]

Nvm it’s there now

[dry flare]

i think they are supposed to reappear after a minute

[fringe bolt]

Ye

[vocal spindle]

They come back just takes a second

[bleak mountain]

they scared

to drop randals lines

[vocal spindle]

I wanna take a nap so bad

I hate placing my slips 8 hours before the games start

Makes my day feel so long

[bleak mountain]

judge to the moon

[fringe bolt]

Game will get canceled apparently

[vocal spindle]

No

[bleak mountain]

bro

[vocal spindle]

Game isn’t gonna be played

Most likely this whole series won’t be played

[bleak mountain]

how tf do u know bro 😂

[vocal spindle]

Look at weather forecast

Bad storms

And they ain’t gonna stop

@stiff turret lives there and said the same thing

[bleak mountain]

ngl

i might still take it

😂

[vocal spindle]

I mean you can still take him, it’ll most likely void if anything

So lowkey risk free

Can’t lose if he doesn’t get 3 at bats

[bleak mountain]

jus gonna

replace him with vlad

[split radish]

WHO SAYS NO

THIS IS CASHING!!

[vocal spindle]

Victim

[bleak mountain]

grayson 33% flyball/homerun %

against right handers

vlad been smoking everyone

its bound to happen

[split radish]

$100 on this im cashing gng dw 💯🔥

[vocal spindle]

What’s league average

[chrome rock]

35%

[split radish]

If this cashes im quitting gambling

[bleak mountain]

10%

[vocal spindle]

Fr?

[bleak mountain]

idk i jus searched it up

slightly below 10

[vocal spindle]

Mm

[chrome rock]

IFFB = infield fly ball

[bleak mountain]

where tf u se this

[oak quail]

500 dolla nuke otw

[fringe bolt]

Cap

[vocal spindle]

Nah he’s actually like that

[bleak mountain]

35% is not league average

😭

[vocal spindle]

Tailing

[bleak mountain]

vlad gonna smack a homer

[vocal spindle]

I think he’s looking at for batters

Not pitchers

[bleak mountain]

why for batters tho

[vocal spindle]

League average batters hitting 35% fly balls on in play balls sounds accurate

[bleak mountain]

im talking abt pitchers

[vocal spindle]

But irrelevant for Grayson

[chrome rock]

Yeah this is true

That’s for hitters so the average batted ball in MLB is 35% a flyball

[hallow harness]

Shut up

[vocal spindle]

Yeah but 33% of Grayson’s at bats being flies is way different

Bc that factors in strikeouts, walks, etc.

[vocal spindle]

Who are you

[chrome rock]

This is Grayson’s batted balls % averages by year

[lunar patio]

hurry and send

[chrome rock]

He allows slightly higher barrel % (7.8) than league average at around 7%

[bleak mountain]

graysons fb/hr is red so that means its bad

vlad going yard

[vocal spindle]

good enough for me

[bleak mountain]

vs right handers only

not lefties

[crude walrus]

does sanchez get cooked today or nah

[vocal spindle]

groundout goblin

[crude walrus]

under fp?

[chrome rock]

I like the vladdy homer play

[waxen void]

i did

[chrome rock]

I’d run it on DK tho with the promo they got for homers

Or fanduel has one as well I believe , like a +100 or +200 odds increase for any player to go yard

[split radish]

No

[waxen void]

vladdy and kyle s for hr td

[chrome rock]

Crazy how much Sanchez outs moved on all sportsbooks

+130 to go under 17.5 outs where now it’s + money to go over

Like wtf 😭

[bleak mountain]

probably a lineup change

or weather

[marble mirage]

CLV went crazy on the under

[chrome rock]

Every Twitter capper has it posted

[sacred laurel]

What we think about to put it in

[nocturne sedge]

Yo

Is this guy bad

[bleak mountain]

schwarber but he prolly gonna get walked

[nocturne sedge]

And is SEA good?

[bleak mountain]

has a 100% hard hit rate vs kershaws pitches

[nocturne sedge]

@bleak mountain

[bleak mountain]

idk

[dusty jolt]

WHATS THE BEST LOCK

TO PAIR WITH CEASE DISCOUNT

[vocal spindle]

GIL BUMPED TO 37

[split radish]

Castillo under 6.5 ks

[vocal spindle]

YO WHAT

[chrome rock]

Yes

[meager tinsel]

Can Canada pull off the comeback

👀

[dusty jolt]

is this a lock?

[split radish]

Yes trust

[dusty jolt]

its 1.83x currently on sleeper

but equal on underdog

do u think it might get bumped up

[split radish]

🤷🏽‍♂️

[dry flare]

its its 1.83 for the over its not getting bumped up

[dusty jolt]

no

the 1.83x is for the under

on sleepr

[meager tinsel]

They just counted a basket for France and called France for an offensive foul lmao these refs be cheating for France man

[vocal spindle]

Where is it

[flat silo]

should i do Devers 1 hit or 1 single for more value?

[vocal spindle]

If he homers you gonna be in shambles

[flat silo]

yeah that’s the only thing but the difference is so much money

[bleak mountain]

murray is only good vs the lakers

[vocal spindle]

I remember when I bet on diaz for a single and he hit 2 homers and a double

[flat silo]

im doing Volpe 1 base and Devers one hit

is that good

both on streaks

[hard kraken]

With my $1k book balance

Thinking of a $500 3 man

😭

Tyler Mahle 4.0 k's have my eye

Looking into it more before I add him to the slip

[vocal spindle]

Astros don’t K a lot

[vocal spindle]

Don’t get greedy and regret it lol

This prolly ain’t the slate for that

[drifting ferry]

facts

[meager tinsel]

U gone be in hell if that don't hit 😭

[hard kraken]

Nick lodolo 6.0 K's

Might be a good prop

$100 4 man

Slip

Coming up

[noble geode]

wemby really chalked me bc he missed a layup off an inbound by a mile so he got his own rb

-_-

[wintry oriole]

is yankees game gonna be players or nah

played*

[dry flare]

prob not

[vocal spindle]

@bleak tiger so much for Rickey right?

[wintry oriole]

i used my promo with aaron judge

so do i get another promo

or did it just go to waste

[grand iron]

You’ll get another one

[dry flare]

#1049076246635618324

[hard kraken]

NOOO

[vocal spindle]

What

[hard kraken]

Gunnar 1.5 bases take off the board

That was my lock of the day on underdog

[dull spade]

Ya got any locks w the discounts?

[hard kraken]

Grayson 5.5 K's

Valid

[grand iron]

lol

[hard kraken]

No?

[dull spade]

😂😂😂no fr

[vocal spindle]

Bro boutta have 8 voids

[solar tulip]

Y’all like this ?

[scarlet crow]

All up to bron 🙏🏾

[vocal spindle]

I’ve seen this before

[fleet frigate]

He hitting this time

[vocal spindle]

Ok Legoat

[fleet frigate]

9.5 should be easy

[solar tulip]

Facts 😂😂😂

[snow socket]

I remember getting banned from prize picks after winning 3500 they just refunded me my money for the play

[meager tinsel]

This dude tried to scam the 711 with the fakest looking bills I ever seen 🤣

[solar tulip]

Why yall don’t like it 😂

[unique hare]

Homeless dude once tried to trade me a one million dollar bill for 10

[oak quail]

UD not letting me deposit money this sh1 aggravating

[meager tinsel]

No way LMAO

[unique hare]

Was night of the floyd conor fight dude was drunk as shit lol

[meager tinsel]

That's hilarious

[oak quail]

UD ain’t letting me whip it out

[unique hare]

Gave him five cause it was funny😂

[vocal spindle]

no Diddy

[oak quail]

why ud hate me

[scarlet crow]

Cause you ugly

[oak quail]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-20581738

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatnba-wat-gif-21263244

[hard kraken]

Cashing out $900 if this don't hit

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/dissapointment-dissapointed-blackfish-gameofthrones-gif-5567370

[dawn urchin]

DEAL OF THE CENTURY

[unique hare]

Dude should of said 100 idve been convinced

[scarlet crow]

Lemme hold 500 gang

[vocal spindle]

Jram might sell

[dry flare]

i'll trade you this $100 i got for $10

[dawn urchin]

I’m still waiting for my $100

[meager tinsel]

This shit has had me crying for the last 5 mins idc if it's a few days old

[hard kraken]

Big day

Today

[unique hare]

Chalk

Gunnar got the shits

[meager tinsel]

Gunnar gonna sell

[dawn urchin]

HOW DO YOU KNOW

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-yamcha-death-pose-yamcha-dead-yamcha-on-the-ground-yamcha-sleeping-gif-15816799

[dawn urchin]

Honestly as someone with scoliosis watching this stuff makes me wonder how these people don’t break their backs. Plus it’s very unsettling to watch

[unique hare]

Tailbone gotta hurt

[shell basin]

Going with these today

[dawn urchin]

Alongside his pride

[grand iron]

The Yankees are most likely going to be rained out so the Judge pick will be voided

[shell basin]

Oh ok

[unique hare]

You guys want me to deal with the rain?

[dry flare]

tennis fans are experts at that

[dawn urchin]

I HATE THE RAIN

[meager tinsel]

@unique hare Chandler wasted like 3 yrs of his career 🤣 would be hilarious if Conor vs Max for the bmf actually happened 🤣

[scarlet crow]

Deal with me🫣

[dawn urchin]

I JUST WANT MY TENNIS TO START

[unique hare]

Wow 4 tags in a row im so popular

[vocal spindle]

Chat is this real

[dawn urchin]

Do you feel special?

[unique hare]

Wait he actually did it

Very

[median dawn]

Who got the nuke?

Lmk

[valid plover]

U been having that for the past 3 days 😩

[meager tinsel]

U tell us mf

[unique hare]

You coward youve been scared to choose a pick for like 4 days

DO IT

[valid plover]

☠️

[dawn urchin]

MIA VS CIN NRFI DO IT

[median dawn]

Elly goin stupid

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken do I do it?

[weary mist]

okay.

[meager tinsel]

@unique hare oh yeah I never told u PS5 was secured

[unique hare]

Made some grannys night huh

W

[meager tinsel]

That's crazy 😭

[weary mist]

it be like that.

[unique hare]

Gotta do what you gotta do

[meager tinsel]

Shit I wish would've been better for my bank account 🤣

[weary mist]

you ain’t ever been truly down bad then when you crack a fat b1tch and make her night.

high school was dark bro.

[vocal spindle]

I need a lock for my streak

[weary mist]

ain’t much left tbh

[unique hare]

Same

[dawn urchin]

LETS GO DAWG

[granite ermine]

Is Ben lively going to get crush today?

[weary mist]

could do Valdez under FS if you like it. hasn’t been bumped yet.

[dawn urchin]

I never was able to get one but was lucky enough to get the Xbox a month after it came out. So I’ve become an Xbox player again

[scarlet crow]

“High school” bro we know it was yesterday

[vocal spindle]

We know it was this morning

He still laid up with her rn

[weary mist]

crazy party is, is that i WOULDVE done it yesterday if i needed to.

[weary mist]

shiiii twin. 😭

[unique hare]

I got my ps5 the month it came out, fucking refreshing every single website everyday every hour just for there to be no games 2 years later

[weary mist]

she boutta go crack some eggs on the oven rn

[scarlet crow]

If she ain’t over 250 I don’t want her

[vocal spindle]

You better mean ounces

[weary mist]

if the 🐱 don’t stank i don’t want it

[dawn urchin]

Getting the new Xbox & PlayStation was like fighting a world war

[long oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-5413974953753901704

[weary mist]

i make a nice jumbalaya outta that fat b1tch 🐱

[vocal spindle]

Bro I’m delivering a DoorDash grocery order rn and how fat is bro

😭😭😭

[weary mist]

his doctor hates him bro.

[scarlet crow]

Insane😭😭

[meager tinsel]

Anyone play warzone ? Low-key been wanting to play that ain't played that shit since it originally came out 🤣

[scarlet crow]

Bruh just delivery me my food

[weary mist]

this server chill asf id def play wit yall.