┆⚾・baseball

[gusty lantern]

😂😂😂

[valid plover]

Goofy Alvarez

[gusty lantern]

Lol 🤣

[hard kraken]

Still got a chance a double

[valid plover]

How can’t u not hit hard enough 😩

[hard kraken]

Would cash it

[gusty lantern]

What about Arizona

They win the game ?

[vocal spindle]

Cash Paxton PO

[weary mist]

Yordan has been the easiest under for batters the last week.

[vocal spindle]

Rip

[valid plover]

ATP I can see why

Man washed

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-spice-ass-ice-spice-ice-spice-twerking-ice-spice-body-icespice-gif-7975565804588835526

[vocal spindle]

Guardians game going to overtime

[sweet crane]

Yall got any more plays for da next game?

[gusty lantern]

Everyday people put yordan on their bets

[vocal spindle]

We just need a rbi hit or an extra base hit

[mint bramble]

Bro

[vocal spindle]

I’d even take a walk and a run

[mint bramble]

Did kendricks just cash 5.5?

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/icespice-likegra-gif-16731298285176448937

[mint bramble]

Tell me im drunk

[vocal spindle]

He’s one strike away

[mint bramble]

Cappp

[vocal spindle]

Kepler 0/2 rn

[mint bramble]

Oh word

[mint bramble]

Lmk @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

Kepler pop out

[mint bramble]

Hendricks done or will he go one more?

[hard kraken]

Feel bad for the overs

[mint bramble]

Got his live 5.6

[vocal spindle]

@raw cape Kepler 0/3 rn, your welcome

[mint bramble]

5.5*

[weary mist]

how many outs in this rangers inning

i’m driving

[vocal spindle]

And he won’t see Hendricks again

[vocal spindle]

He’s done

93 pc

[mint bramble]

Damn

Needed that k

[vocal spindle]

Singles was free sauce

[mint bramble]

Let him go 7

@vocal spindle

[gusty lantern]

You guys

Thing

[vocal spindle]

That ain’t my choice dawg

😭😭

[sweet sundial]

Does this hit?

[vocal spindle]

I ain’t the manager

[gusty lantern]

Think that devers is hitting

[hard kraken]

Jung walked

[vocal spindle]

Holy bump

Rooker was originally 7.5

[sweet crane]

Im finna tail

I need some funds

[mint bramble]

Is it possible for him to play 7

[sweet sundial]

Don’t tail me

[hushed ginkgo]

Brown can’t clutch up shii dumb

[mint bramble]

Or they pullin 4sure?

[sweet sundial]

Idk wtf I be doin. If it look good I pick it

Don’t blame me for lost funds

[sweet crane]

😭😂me too

[shell lion]

U know what's some bs? When Joc pederson gets switched out on your draft and then pinch hits and smacks a HR

[weary mist]

i think OG brown under FS just cashed

💯

[vocal spindle]

Cash Hunter brown under Ks

@hard kraken be glad you cancelled

Cash Hunter brown under fantasy as well

[weary mist]

yall know what time it is?

[vocal spindle]

Your welcome to everyone I told to fade Hunter brown lol

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-glasnow-glasnow-glasnow-k-tyler-k-glasnow-strikeout-gif-3869593830898186109

[weary mist]

we wasn’t even communicating and yet came to the same picks.

you and me know ball fr.

[gusty lantern]

🫨

[vocal spindle]

Sears on pace for a 27 pitch complete game

[hard kraken]

Gut feeling

Saved me

$50

[vocal spindle]

Great minds think alike

[round lion]

I usually just take his outs

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-dwayne-wade-heat-basketball-dunk-gif-692501932652649347

[vocal spindle]

Smart man

[hard kraken]

Paxton 15 PO

[round lion]

He’s been pretty reliable to go 6 as of late

[mint bramble]

Bro i need boston clutch

[green shell]

Shohei going yard today?

[mint bramble]

The payout is what i put in @vocal spindle

do i pull

[hard kraken]

Yes

Sir

[mint bramble]

Top 6th

[green shell]

I’m pulling

[grave phoenix]

shhh

[hard kraken]

Diaz walked

[vocal spindle]

Singer sold on the last out lol

[round lion]

Dodgers give Tyler some run support tonight please

[vocal spindle]

He’s at 107 pitches

[weary mist]

cash bumped brown FS line overs. cash OG brown FS line unders.

in case anyone played the bumps

[sweet sundial]

I just need singer to finish the inning

[hard kraken]

Rooker almost up ab

[vocal spindle]

Always gotta secure value

[prisma nexus]

Got em coach 🐐

[hard kraken]

Homer or single first ab

[sweet sundial]

Nooooooooo

[vocal spindle]

Singer pulled at 5.2

[sweet sundial]

Fuckkkkkk

[round lion]

Elly had a legacy game today

[mint bramble]

Duran smash this fuckin ball

[round lion]

Like this is nuts

[green shell]

Rage bet

[gusty lantern]

I need Arizona

Men

Common

[vocal spindle]

No Lawrence butler today, white Sox might win

[gusty lantern]

Naylor ass he will double play

[hard kraken]

Cameron walked

[vocal spindle]

Jram intentionally walked

[weary mist]

the ONE time i take his over too. 😭😭😭

[digital raptor]

bruh he didnt start?

[vocal spindle]

DURAN

[mint bramble]

Durannnnn

[vocal spindle]

2 RUN DOUBLE

[mint bramble]

🥶🥶🥶

[weary mist]

things you love to see.

[atomic plume]

any picks for dodgers game ?

[gusty lantern]

Arizona win ?

[hard kraken]

WE NEEDED DEVERS

[mint bramble]

Yup

[hard kraken]

HITTING THAT DOUBLE

[mint bramble]

Fact @hard kraken

[hard kraken]

who tf has Duran on there slip let’s be for real

[weary mist]

i think i’m gonna 5/6 all of my 6 mans today. 😭😭😭

and hit my streak.

[vocal spindle]

Free

[weary mist]

so successful day.

[vocal spindle]

Duran stole third

[mint bramble]

We need rooker

[digital raptor]

yo @vocal spindle i tailed ur fliff slip total scores

need 4 more runs for bos/kc

[vocal spindle]

Rooker 3-1

[vocal spindle]

Ayeee

Twins cubs was sweat free

Boston and kc should run it up now that starters are gone

[mint bramble]

Cmon rook

[round lion]

Isn’t that a good thing?

Why you crying

[weary mist]

yes very good

[digital raptor]

hope sooo

[weary mist]

i was laughing

[mint bramble]

Rook got me sweatin

[round lion]

Oh lmao

[vocal spindle]

Rooker walked

[zenith bolt]

game jus started ?

[mint bramble]

Ya

[hard kraken]

ROOKER

WALKED

[zenith bolt]

why u sweating it

[hard kraken]

3 FANTSY

Just as good as a single

[zenith bolt]

ahhh type shi

[hard kraken]

No complaints

[mint bramble]

Need his hrr

[weary mist]

Elly hit his FS line by over 5 times the OG line.

[zenith bolt]

Same😭😭😭😭

[mint bramble]

So a run would be nice

[split radish]

its ok @vocal spindle we are doing nothing dw

[zenith bolt]

nbs

[hard kraken]

1 out

Rooker could get a run

I hope a stolen base

[vocal spindle]

I’m not even watching the game, I kinda just expected us to lose

I’ll watch if it goes to extras

[weary mist]

Semien gonna sell.

[hard kraken]

🙏🏽

[vocal spindle]

There’s a runner on 2nd so he can’t steal unless they double steal

[digital raptor]

took his over walks allowed 😭 shouldve took er

[vocal spindle]

Athletics bases loaded

[dawn urchin]

Y’all cooking or getting cooked?

[hard kraken]

BUSH

3 walks

[split radish]

BASES LOADED

[hard kraken]

1 out

HOMER INCOMING

[mint bramble]

Bases loaded

[split radish]

for dubon

[mint bramble]

Rooker get home

[wintry oriole]

bush sucks bro

[vocal spindle]

@dry flare 🤖

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/pffttt-cantholdlaugh-father-laugh-dad-laugh-gif-13166789396741539132

[weary mist]

[wintry oriole]

i got rooker to get a hit

[vocal spindle]

Why can’t you be winning

[wintry oriole]

and if he keeps pitching like this

[hard kraken]

RED SOX

UP

[vocal spindle]

COOKING

[hard kraken]

@mint bramble

4-2

[mint bramble]

Lfggg

[weary mist]

taxes. 🙏

[mint bramble]

Still need rooker hrr

[hard kraken]

Devers one more ab

[dawn urchin]

WE KNOW YOU ALWAYS COOK

[vocal spindle]

Bleday grand slam or base clearing double is on deck

[mint bramble]

Runs

[split radish]

is this dude serious

[vocal spindle]

Rooker lead runner now

On 2nd

[hard kraken]

Kevin sac

[mint bramble]

Bleday plz runs

[zenith bolt]

Ok

[vocal spindle]

Nevin

BUSH NO HITTER STILL ALIVE

[mint bramble]

Lol

[split radish]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[hard kraken]

Jj

Trash

[sweet crane]

Yall got any plays?

[vocal spindle]

Rip

[mint bramble]

Rip

Hoping rooker bombs one

[zenith bolt]

Nbs

[vocal spindle]

Astros somehow sold that to our garbage bullpen

[hard kraken]

Yea

I lost hope

[zenith bolt]

Waiting on all rookers update from yall ion watch baseball 😭😭💯

[hard kraken]

For Devers

Tbh

Homer only thing saving him

Or double

Or triple

[chrome rock]

😁

[split radish]

We just fucking suck rn

[vocal spindle]

Honestly idc anymore bc I made so much today lol

[split radish]

Worst offense in the league

[sweet crane]

Ima count dis as a no den

[vocal spindle]

Don’t worry we do too

[chrome rock]

We ride

[vocal spindle]

We fighting to see who gonna lose

If both teams could lose this would be the game it would happen

[hard kraken]

YOSHIDO

[split radish]

I hope we dont make the postseason this year to give crane a fucking reality check

[vocal spindle]

I swear if Devers gets out right here

[hard kraken]

Double

[split radish]

Spent dead money on abreu and montero

and LMJ

[shell basin]

Am I cooked or will I cook??

[split radish]

U are cooked!

[chrome rock]

😭

[safe snow]

What the best picks for tn game

[sly plank]

Nice Devers

[safe snow]

I need to hit

[vocal spindle]

Bro no way yoshida didn’t go home

😭😭

[chrome rock]

Idk most of them are gone

[hard kraken]

Devers

Single

[safe snow]

Singer and brown just sold me

[half mist]

🤔

[vocal spindle]

That should’ve been a RBI single

[hard kraken]

A run

[mint bramble]

@hard kraken

[hard kraken]

Would be

[chrome rock]

Placing picks the night before or the morning of are the most profitable

[hard kraken]

Great

[chrome rock]

Because odds shift and its no longer profitable as much

[mint bramble]

If rooker casges hrr

[vocal spindle]

Atleast there’s no outs

[mint bramble]

Im up biggg

[vocal spindle]

Please don’t double play Wong, he’s been so trash today

[hard kraken]

Fr

[vocal spindle]

I swear if Wong double plays or forces out

[mint bramble]

@hard kraken

[hard kraken]

Wong eating a K

[hard kraken]

Yo

[mint bramble]

How does a 3 run bomb by rooker sound

[split radish]

https://x.com/brianmctaggart/status/1820641042841862550?s=46&t=3c8raxjHIc6yV_MkS7Kuqg

Brian McTaggart (@brianmctaggart) on X

Astros have scored 3 runs in their last 27 innings.

Twitter · Aug 6, 2024, 2:00 AM

[chrome rock]

What do u need for devers?

[vocal spindle]

RUNS

[chrome rock]

bang

[vocal spindle]

2 fantasy points

[raw cape]

bruh ofc rooker gets walked

[vocal spindle]

Ugh Devers is out

[chrome rock]

Hes at 3rd

[vocal spindle]

NVM

[safe snow]

Can someone send a parley tn so i can tail?

[vocal spindle]

HOW IS THAT A DOUBLE LOL

[hard kraken]

OMG

WONG

DOUBLE

LFG

[mint bramble]

Rooker bring us home

[hard kraken]

DEVERS LEAD RUNNER

BRING HIM HOME

0 OUTS

[vocal spindle]

I was so sure it was a double play with runner getting home when I saw this

LETS GO ADAM

[chrome rock]

Lmao bro any -25 degree launch angle is like a 95% chance a double play

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken DUDE LOOK AT THE NEXT 3 HITTERS

[hard kraken]

Rooker fs

Will cash fantasy

[hard kraken]

WE HITTING

[mint bramble]

🥶🥶🥶

[hard kraken]

that 2 man streak

😭😭

🤞🏽

[vocal spindle]

WAIT NO

THEY PINCH HIT DOMINIC

[hard kraken]

0 outs

[mint bramble]

Bro if rooker hits a bomb

[finite dock]

lets hope tyler glasnow plays terrible in a few minutes

[hard kraken]

He’s hitting something today

Double or homer

[mint bramble]

Bet

[weary mist]

let’s hope he plays great. 🙏

[mint bramble]

Ill take a homer

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-glasnow-gif-19268551

[mint bramble]

Cash devers

Runs

[celest slate]

Hunter Brown cashed FS?

[finite dock]

lets hope he plays bad enough to not go over on fantasy points

[mint bramble]

8-2

Boston

[weary mist]

what FS line you got ?

[split radish]

PH got a homer

[hard kraken]

BANG

DEVERS

[vocal spindle]

DEVEERSSS

[hard kraken]

FANTASY

[vocal spindle]

CASH US OUT ADAM

[hard kraken]

LFGGGGG

[finite dock]

41.5 unda

[hard kraken]

LFG

[mint bramble]

Adam u on fire

[sweet crane]

Bro

[zenith bolt]

Adam on one😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

CASH THE FLIFF SLIP

[bleak mountain]

BANG

[vocal spindle]

SEND THE GREEN RN @digital raptor

[weary mist]

i have over 39.5 cause i was targeting the pre bump. let’s hope he gets 40 my brother. 🙏

[sweet crane]

Why yall didn’t send da plays🥲

[mint bramble]

If rooker goes yard today boys this will end one crazy day

[hard kraken]

@vocal spindle was cashed by .5 😭

The mf hit a

400+ feet Homer

[finite dock]

yessirr

[hard kraken]

1 ab

I love him

[vocal spindle]

BANGGGG

[weary mist]

yall are doing better than me. 😭 im cashing like a bunch of partials on 6 mans.

[hard kraken]

Me and @vocal spindle progress

To 10k

[weary mist]

still positive tho.

[vocal spindle]

I’m guessing you want me to send my slips again tmrw?

[hard kraken]

We gotta find one lock

For tmmr

[finite dock]

share with the class fr

[hard kraken]

For the over

[vocal spindle]

Bet

[digital raptor]

ooohh lfg

[primal mountain]

Candelario must've hit when I wasn't looking...YAY

[split radish]

Jesus christ 29 FP

[weary mist]

@vocal spindle what step you on for streak ?

[split radish]

bro has a pitcher FP line

[mint bramble]

What are the odds rooker cashes hrr

@hard kraken

[weary mist]

elly had 44. 😭😭😭

[hard kraken]

Yes sir

[green shell]

Shohei about to have a field day

[hard kraken]

Good look at this pitcher 😭

Bush 3 walks

[raw cape]

i need 1.5 bases from rooker

[hard kraken]

First inning

[unkempt agate]

Manaea had 61 fps

[split radish]

ALMOST THERE

[hard kraken]

He got that

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken wait

The homer didn’t cash Devers

[hard kraken]

Would not stress first about

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken LOL

[raw cape]

ok i’m not looking at my phone

[vocal spindle]

THANK YOU RELIEVER

[weary mist]

@vocal spindle what step you on for ya streak ?

[split radish]

bang!

[vocal spindle]

CASH OUT BABY

LETS GOO

[hard kraken]

He got 2 hits

And that run

[vocal spindle]

He scored off a wild pitch

Not the homer

[hard kraken]

But still regardless cash it

[vocal spindle]

That’s hilarious

[hard kraken]

😭

[weary mist]

this mf pierre bro 😭

[sweet crane]

Bro im over here stressing

[hard kraken]

The balance 🤞🏽

[weary mist]

i’m praying LePookie

[vocal spindle]

Bro I’m like 700% ROI today 😭😭

[hard kraken]

Time to sweat Ohtani

[vocal spindle]

VIBES

[weary mist]

what streak step bro 😭

[raw cape]

bro got his first mlb K

[vocal spindle]

The first 2 man lol, me and Adam made a new one yesterday

[sweet crane]

Yall over here sneaking plays huh?

[vocal spindle]

I’d hate to be someone’s first K

[weary mist]

if glasnow cashes me out tonight you should ping me when you post your streaks. you know ball and im tryna see wyo

[split radish]

LOL THEY IBB YORDAN

IM CRYING

[vocal spindle]

According to this discord I’m fade God so

[finite dock]

oh lovely

[sweet crane]

Huh

[sly plank]

Astros vs Rangers only got 6 total hits in top 8😭

[vocal spindle]

lol what are we doing

[chrome rock]

damn bro this shit going to be fun to watch

[vocal spindle]

I got a bunch of haters in here that are on my meat every time I miss a pick

[sweet crane]

Ohh

[weary mist]

Pierre def not fade god after tonight

[vocal spindle]

And they’ve dubbed me “fade god” and “chalk God”

[digital raptor]

yall cash me out more than those mods i pay 35/month to just chalk. holy w cord 😭

[primal mountain]

come on schwarber hit a HR

[weary mist]

reminds me of that mf who pinged me 5 hours later after a 6 man went 3 and 3

[split radish]

SIT DOWN SCHWARBER

[vocal spindle]

I feel bad for whoever been fading me recently, they prolly eating ice soup this past week

[zenith bolt]

my fault but fade god is diabolical 😭

[hard kraken]

Glasnow

1k

[split radish]

Imma fade you fr on foenm gng

[digital raptor]

slide me 500 bro i'll give u back 2 racks

[vocal spindle]

I tailed somebody in a dm and said nothing about it in the cord and came back to 36 tags when it chalked 😭😭

[split radish]

BASES LOADED AGAIN

DO WE SCORE

[vocal spindle]

Dudes be on serious meat

[split radish]

NUH UH

[hard kraken]

Eating this for dinner rn

[split radish]

bases loaded for jeremy peña

[vocal spindle]

Indubitably

[primal mountain]

I faded you because you didn't post anything here

[weary mist]

quit sleeping on my boy

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/pffttt-cantholdlaugh-father-laugh-dad-laugh-gif-13166789396741539132

[primal mountain]

lol

[mint bramble]

We need rooker

[primal mountain]

and I'm eating almonds lol

[sweet crane]

Hope dis hit

[weary mist]

did you get this from me

[raw cape]

glasnow cookin

[sweet crane]

Probably idk

[mint bramble]

Momma

[weary mist]

cause we played the same streak gang 😭

let’s cash

[mint bramble]

Do we all need rooker?

[weary mist]

i ain’t play him

[finite dock]

mane he already at 8, my shi might be cooked

[valid plover]

To players still get fp from running to a home run?

[vocal spindle]

@digital raptor sweat free on that fliff slip

[weary mist]

i’m gonna turn the game on

[hard kraken]

Glasnow 2ks

Back to back fastballs

Masterclass 0 hits

8ks

[digital raptor]

ong

[weary mist]

king fcking glasnow bro

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-glasnow-tampa-bay-rays-rays-mlb-gif-5143704327822698467

[valid plover]

^

[vocal spindle]

I sent this in here last night

[weary mist]

HOLY SH1T LMAOOOO

[vocal spindle]

EVERYONE EATING TODAY

[sweet crane]

Bro tmr im finna go crazy

[split radish]

HOLY FUCKKK

we scoredddd

WE SCOREDDDD

[digital raptor]

played semien singles on underdog

[split radish]

PEÑAAAAAAAA

[valid plover]

Still counts as a hr for everyone?

[sweet crane]

I was on a budget today

[vocal spindle]

HOLY GLASNOW

[errant tinsel]

ohtani hr please🙏

[finite dock]

boy you betta cook

[split radish]

Nigga what

[hard kraken]

Glasnow 3ks

[valid plover]

Like fp bro

[green shell]

GLASNOW COOKING

[split radish]

no?

Idk know what this means

[green shell]

3ks to start the game is pretty insane

[finite dock]

he need to settle tf down

[round lion]

TYLER GLASNOW STRIKES OUT THE SIDE

[vocal spindle]

Rooker batting next inning

[round lion]

Dodgers give this man run support 🙏

[safe snow]

Please send the slips tn bro i need bread 😭😭😭😭

[errant tinsel]

rooker hr coming up

[mint bramble]

Rooker incoming bomb

[hasty pike]

Let’s go 💰😈

[vocal spindle]

Hendricks did that and then got 0 ks the next 4 innings

[round lion]

1-800-GET-A-JOB

[shell basin]

Cook Tyler

[digital raptor]

brother all the games have started

[green shell]

Shohei about to BOOOM

[hard kraken]

OHTANI PLS

[green shell]

Alright Mr negative jeez

[split radish]

Lines aint even up

Gngy

[safe snow]

For tmr

[hard kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-ohtani-shohei-ohtani-dodgers-shohei-shohei-dodgers-gif-1978230625998010633

[vocal spindle]

Everyone was talking about how bad this slate was gonna be 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[hard kraken]

Monday baseball is way better

Recovery Monday

😭

[split radish]

Seek help

[vocal spindle]

It would be so fitting for Ohtani to launch it right here

[gusty lantern]

common

[sweet crane]

Hope so

[round lion]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-i-would-like-to-report-a-murder-barbara-hill-neighbours-theres-been-a-murder-someone-just-got-murdered-gif-20976504

[gusty lantern]

Ohthani

Hr

please

[mint bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/oakland-athletics-brent-rooker-athletics-home-run-athletics-lets-go-as-gif-7942479070804803007

[vocal spindle]

Imagine this was your first day in the discord

[safe snow]

Money off sports betting i got bread

[mint bramble]

You know what time it is

[round lion]

Right

Pop up

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani out

[sly plank]

Ohtani Homerrrrrrr

[vocal spindle]

Rooker in the hole

[split radish]

Shall i cook up some bets for tmr

Hmmmm

[hard kraken]

Fouled out

[mint bramble]

Ill remember this 3rd inning from rooker forever

[hard kraken]

Rlly

[sweet crane]

Im just waiting for yall to say CASH Ohtani😔

[brittle lily]

Had to play it safe

[green shell]

Dammit shohei

[opal otter]

If a batter walks does that not count as total bases?

[mint bramble]

Nope

[hard kraken]

No

[tropic dome]

no

[hard kraken]

Only way they can get base

Is a single

Or double for 2 triple for 3

Homer for 4

[mint bramble]

@hard kraken im hoping u were right bout rooker

[sweet crane]

Where yall watching da game on

[hard kraken]

Not gonna sweat

Ohtani

[hard kraken]

Rooker got time

[vocal spindle]

UD some scammers for never putting up Enrique Hernandez lines

[shell basin]

Methstream

[errant tinsel]

rooker the man

[mint bramble]

Methstream

[brittle lily]

Same

[split radish]

U better sweat that, the nigga is 0/3 with 2 SO vs nola

[sly plank]

Seager last AB🙏

[split radish]

dansby swanson under

4/24 vs pablo

[mint bramble]

Rooker do sum 4 meeee

[zenith bolt]

^

[split radish]

Yandy diaz over

3/3 vs sonny gray and mf been on fire

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken my prop list went crazy today

[hard kraken]

So

Do I click the first one

I don’t know what interchecks

Is

They trying to send me a check ? 💀

[chrome rock]

Sooo glasnow is having the best game of his life

[round lion]

I would just do PayPal

[mint bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/brent-rooker-rooker-oakland-rooker-as-rooker-athletics-rooker-gif-14682630615822127845

[hard kraken]

No PayPal

On the app yet

[chrome rock]

Bro paxton was a sweat

[split radish]

Hes always been good lol

[hard kraken]

They fixing it

[chrome rock]

Ik bro but i think he gets 10+ ks here

[round lion]

Wait what app is that

[chrome rock]

i been watching him every start

[raw cape]

glasnow 1,2,3 K’s to start

[vocal spindle]

This is kinda common for him

[vocal spindle]

I got you

Check dm

[chrome rock]

It is

[raw cape]

bush has more K’s than spears

[split radish]

MICHAEL A TAYLOR DEFINITE UNDER TMR

HOLY SHIT

1/18 VS CEASE IS DIABOLICAL WORK

[raw cape]

bro rooker abt to get walked again…

[digital raptor]

interchecks took me like over a week

[errant tinsel]

they scared of the hr

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/camnewton-simrat-im-back-imback-gif-24045784

Glasnow.

[mint bramble]

Walked rooker again

[vocal spindle]

Rooker over 2.5 walks was so free

[raw cape]

BRO QUIT BEING A 🐱 and pitch to rooker

[hard kraken]

Doing the 1 day

[vocal spindle]

SEAGERRRRR

[raw cape]

show the slip u had that in

[vocal spindle]

SEAGER HOMER

[split radish]

fuck

[hard kraken]

6 fantasy points

[split radish]

FUCKKKKK

[hard kraken]

Dope

[split radish]

FUCCKKKK YOUUU PRESSSLYYY

[mint bramble]

Bro i got his hrr

[raw cape]

no bases…

[mint bramble]

@hard kraken

[vocal spindle]

TIE BALL GAME

[raw cape]

i have his bases

[split radish]

Die

[vocal spindle]

SEAGERRRRRRRRR

[shell basin]

Home run seager

[vocal spindle]

RAHHH

[mint bramble]

Are we cooked

[raw cape]

where’s the slip u had it

[raw cape]

prob now..

[vocal spindle]

HE HIT IT STRAIGHT TO COREY’S CORNER TOO

NO WAY

[shell basin]

Can semien get a single now 🙏

[vocal spindle]

SECTION 131

[vocal spindle]

He already got one

[brittle lily]

Get some help or tail @primal mountain

[shell basin]

I need another h+r+rbi

[obsidian oxide]

Rooker walked twice ok.

[errant tinsel]

glasnow going for a no hitter

[raw cape]

castellanos is up

[split radish]

what are u talking about

[long oracle]

Semien just sold me bro, I should’ve went with the single

[mint bramble]

Bro rooker dont do this today

[vocal spindle]

This Rooker run is NOT looking good

[split radish]

fuck pressly dawg

[shell basin]

Dang siemen

[brittle lily]

You just told someone to die, not a joke

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-bron-scared-im-scared-gif-9086856978205918508

[half birch]

The second inning hasn’t even finished yet

[split radish]

he knows its a joke

calm urself

[chrome rock]

Castellanos triple

[raw cape]

bro.

[split radish]

LMAOOOOOO

[chrome rock]

Bomb just went off whos suprised

[raw cape]

i need a homer

[errant tinsel]

welp gave up a homer

almost

[vocal spindle]

Nah I knew it was a joke

I said the same thing earlier too lol

[mint bramble]

Hoping i wake up to a rooker cash

[raw cape]

castellanos just edged us

[zenith bolt]

Literally just gonna gts atp 2 walks ????

[split radish]

Stott rbi single

[long oracle]

Omg castellanos almost went yard

[hard kraken]

In and out

[raw cape]

bro ik

he edged us

[hard kraken]

Boom fantasy was a one night stand fr😂

[vocal spindle]

All I’ve learned from that Castellanos hit is that the stock market is gonna crash even further 😂😂

[long oracle]

395 ft wow

[split radish]

Singleton, leon, and altuve vs yates

https://tenor.com/view/pffttt-cantholdlaugh-father-laugh-dad-laugh-gif-13166789396741539132

[vocal spindle]

Nah gotta play through that referral money

[raw cape]

won’t even gotta give him pitches to hit

[errant tinsel]

they on glasnow head now

[unkempt agate]

Both cashed on an intentional walk 😂😂😂😂😂

[split radish]

Gotta love bochy

[vocal spindle]

CASH GLASNOW OVER ER

[raw cape]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-mecole-hardman-jr-chiefs-chiefs-super-bowl-champs-2024-chiefs-win-gif-7304901682142570467

[finite dock]

gotta love it

[vocal spindle]

free square

[zenith bolt]

^ cash

[shell basin]

Oh boy what is glasnow doing……

[raw cape]

where’s the rooker over 2.5 walks u said was free?

[zenith bolt]

2 more holy

[vocal spindle]

Oh my gosh you know ball

[hard kraken]

🤞🏽

[vocal spindle]

hop off meat bro

it was so clearly a joke

No book will ever offer a 2.5 walks line

[errant tinsel]

they cant tell trolling lol

[raw cape]

now they will

go take it

[hard kraken]

😭

[zenith bolt]

😵‍💫

[gritty radish]

Another chalk day is shotei don’t lock in

[vocal spindle]

Kings response to this slip had me dying

[sweet crane]

Made your own streaķ is crazy😭😂

[zenith bolt]

Lmaoooo

[primal mountain]

I think what he's suggesting that you tail me because he seems to think that I win daily......NOPE

[vocal spindle]

VINNIE HOMER

[zenith bolt]

What he say if u remember

[split radish]

ok will smith time to do bad

[shell basin]

Please Tyler 3 more strike outs and I will love you

[raw cape]

i need rooker 1.5 bases and a castellanos homer😭

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken calm lil update

[split radish]

Huh

[sweet crane]

What is ohtani doing🤦🏾

[hard kraken]

I feel so dumb canceling this $50 4 man and only putting $25 and it's hitting

[split radish]

Fucking POS altuve

[split radish]

i hate this team dawggggggg

[hard kraken]

Missed out on an extra $250

[primal mountain]

oh NOW CASTELLANOS wants to play ball

what a d-i-p-shit

[mint bramble]

Bro rooker bomb one 4 us next ab

[zenith bolt]

Pls

[vocal spindle]

@zenith bolt lol

[zenith bolt]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

When he said this he head me dead

[raw cape]

nick was 2 ft away from homering….

[sweet crane]

Yall think tmr we gon cash?

[vocal spindle]

I forgot I had this will smith slip

[bleak mountain]

look at this 😭😭😭

[hard kraken]

🙏🏽

[vocal spindle]

RANGERS ASTROS GOING TO EXTRA INNINGS

[bleak mountain]

none of the obvious batters showed up

[zenith bolt]

Yet

[split radish]

no

hader coming in to a tied game

Hes giving up a walkoff

[gritty radish]

💔.

[hard kraken]

About to be 1000%

[split radish]

WILL SMITH STRIKES OUT LOOKING

BANGG

[hard kraken]

After Rooker cash

Fantasy

[split radish]

Love to see it

[frank moth]

🫠

[shell basin]

Please let’s the Houston rangers game go extra

[vocal spindle]

@split radish will smith struck out

[split radish]

bro are u trying to pay ur fucking rent off this wtf

[zenith bolt]

It’s 1k? That ain shi

[raw cape]

https://x.com/barstoolphilly/status/1820650238186496142?s=46

Barstool Philly (@BarstoolPhilly) on X

Nick Castellanos was 2 feet away from hitting a HR on the day the stock market tanked

Twitter · Aug 6, 2024, 2:36 AM

[split radish]

Only 3-4 more plate appearances to go

[zenith bolt]

10$ flex I did ts plenty times

jus never joined ah cord

[split radish]

Langford walkoff homer

dang

[bleak mountain]

whyd u change it

[sweet crane]

How many times yu won?

[patent ruin]

I swear the amount of money I would have made if I didn’t miss EVERY DAMN 3 MAN BY ONE PERSON☠️

[zenith bolt]

Like 6-7 8mans tennis where it’s @ fasho

[split radish]

Mlb betting > nba betting

who disagrees

[patent ruin]

Me

[sweet crane]

Yu got any plays?

[zenith bolt]

not rn everyone in play bro

[sweet crane]

Oh

[zenith bolt]

My b

[sweet crane]

Yu good

[vocal spindle]

@zenith bolt lux single

[zenith bolt]

ima dm u my shi tm

Let’s go

[split radish]

this umps are so ASS

[sweet crane]

Bet

[split radish]

THAT WAS STRIKE 3

[sweet crane]

Ima remind yu tmr das cool?

[zenith bolt]

I jus hit u

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-speaka-any-english-speaka-speaka-english-jackie-chan-rush-hour-gif-18426418

[mint bramble]

Bush gotta get tired

[sweet crane]

I dont feel like typing them long words out

[mint bramble]

And rooker gonna burn him

[hard kraken]

People better not start crying after Ohtani don’t hit first ab

He has 3 more

Maybe 4 more ab

[split radish]

STRIKE OUT LANGFORD

JESUS

[mint bramble]

Jj scoring position

[vocal spindle]

Bleday double

[mint bramble]

Get rooker in!!!

[split radish]

hader has thrown the same sinker 5 times in a row in the same place

im bouta lose it

[raw cape]

asstros

[vocal spindle]

Langford walked

Astros win

Langford was our only shot at a walkoff, it’s going to extras

[hard kraken]

Double play

[vocal spindle]

And Astros got the top of their order

[mint bramble]

Bush is getting tired

[vocal spindle]

Lux out on the double play

[obsidian oxide]

Bush finna have 10 walks atp.

[vocal spindle]

Bush not making it out of this inning

He’s on a limit

[mint bramble]

Bush is done

[vocal spindle]

Gelof walked

[mint bramble]

Set rooker up!!!!

[zenith bolt]

Pls

[mint bramble]

Mound visit

[raw cape]

rooker like 4 batters away lmao

[split radish]

lowe walkoff

i cant

[mint bramble]

Literally @raw cape

[zenith bolt]

And?

[primal mountain]

🙏

[raw cape]

i’m saying it’ll be tough for him to have an AB this inning

shut up

[zenith bolt]

I’m cool ranch

[raw cape]

@dry flare

[weary mist]

i got my own locks. stay safe homie. 💯

[vocal spindle]

@split radish balk

[mint bramble]

Bases loaded

[split radish]

i am watching the game

[raw cape]

means u abt to get kicked

[hard kraken]

Walk Rooker one more time cash fantasy

lol

[zenith bolt]

Noooo

[mint bramble]

Rooker !!!!!

[zenith bolt]

Adam

[raw cape]

nah double

[mint bramble]

Adam we need hrr

[hard kraken]

Don’t say that Edward

[unkempt agate]

Lmaooo hader

[hard kraken]

Gonna snipe you

[hard kraken]

Or that

[zenith bolt]

he need 3 points so ah walk lol

[hard kraken]

Either or

[mint bramble]

I hope they keep cycling

[raw cape]

bro…

[split radish]

Im gonna shoot you hader

[weary mist]

good looks

[obsidian oxide]

Rooker like 3 players away chill lol.

[raw cape]

no one gonna message u

[split radish]

gah damn nigga shut your black ass up

[mint bramble]

Ill shit if rooker cashes

[weary mist]

Aye can we get a mod in here

[vocal spindle]

Schuemann runs

[zenith bolt]

ayo

[vocal spindle]

2 run single

[raw cape]

@long gorge

[zenith bolt]

U must put down ah lot ?

[mint bramble]

2 run

Keep cycling

[hard kraken]

Glasnow 5KS

Nola 2ks

[vocal spindle]

Adolis with a chance to walk it off against the Astros

[primal mountain]

did it work?

oh yeah

[vocal spindle]

Ik Astros fans getting alcs flashbacks rn

[primal mountain]

he's gone

[mint bramble]

Need rooker to hit with somebody on base

[vocal spindle]

We still gonna lose tho

[weary mist]

how is Glasnow so sexy bro

[vocal spindle]

Who’s gone

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-minions-cheering-hooray-happy-gif-2433955900897108444

[weary mist]

no diddy

[primal mountain]

I hope i got the right riley

[vocal spindle]

What happened

[long gorge]

[primal mountain]

LOL

[bleak mountain]

ngl

[long gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-hit-smash-running-in-bam-gif-15617710

get outta here

[weary mist]

ONG W EDWARDD

[bleak mountain]

adolis will walk it off

[split radish]

Schwarber strikes out looking

Love to see it

[mint bramble]

Andujar get on base

[primal mountain]

NO SCHWARBER!!!!

[vocal spindle]

Rooker on deck

[primal mountain]

I need his FP to hit

😭

[weary mist]

turner swinging at air 😭

[split radish]

nuh uh

[gusty lantern]

Guys tell me know

So scared

[sly plank]

Msg for chalks

[vocal spindle]

@primal mountain who got banned

[raw cape]

W EDWARD

[primal mountain]

oooh...he hit

[vocal spindle]

Astros vs rangers extra innings

[vocal spindle]

Who got banned

[gusty lantern]

I don’t do the cash out when it was a 260

[weary mist]

battle of the alamo fr

[split radish]

@primal mountain 😭😭

[digital raptor]

he lowkey look like oppenheimer

[analog apex]

Need Yordan to smack a bomb

[raw cape]

andujar get on base plz

[weary mist]

i love the way he stroke the ball too

no diddy

[gusty lantern]

What you guys think

[mint bramble]

Facttt

[split radish]

@vocal spindle adolis did not swing at a single strike LMFAOOO

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-good-luck-best-of-luck-luck-gif-4440462

[median dawn]

Sears getting 3?

[raw cape]

no😭

[gusty lantern]

No

[lunar patio]

joey gets on my nerves betting on batters everyday

[median dawn]

He is

Watch

Yall tweaking

[vocal spindle]

He forgot to reinject before the game

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/partyty-gif-27563639

[median dawn]

Boutta turn up rn

[split radish]

I told ur ass to take schwarber under FP

[obsidian oxide]

Rooker up in the 5th first.

[median dawn]

Damn i never peeped

[raw cape]

hmmm

[median dawn]

Both free

[gusty lantern]

So scared men

[vocal spindle]

You know history

[gusty lantern]

Is not letting me cash out anymore

[primal mountain]

I'm sorry.....?

lol

[lunar patio]

i forgive you lil bro

[primal mountain]

need ya Vaughn

I love singles

[mint bramble]

Need u rook

[weary mist]

10.5 live betting. this fcker showed up to play for MY MF PARLAY.

[digital raptor]

whats ur payout

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-black-guy-gif-17915341

[primal mountain]

oh, $12

I think

[mint bramble]

Mid of 5 th rooker bombs it

We need ot

[primal mountain]

on a $1 flexed

[zenith bolt]

Bad

[raw cape]

lmao bregman 1,2,3K😭

[maiden shore]

holy broke

[raw cape]

7 now

[digital raptor]

guaranteed 3? congrats 🤝

[weary mist]

BANG BANG BANG TYLER GLASNOWWWW

[maiden shore]

you broke too wtf ☠️

[split radish]

Yordan ibb

[raw cape]

intentionally walked yordon

[errant tinsel]

some profit better than none

[vocal spindle]

Rooker leading off next inning

[digital raptor]

how u know

[maiden shore]

INCOMING HOMER

[weary mist]

better than most brother

[split radish]

Bases loaded 1 outs for

JEREMY PENA

[vocal spindle]

Yordan intentionally walked

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-anchorman-smiling-steve-carell-gif-5940038

[vocal spindle]

Astros bases loaded

[zenith bolt]

@vocal spindle make that call I need lux and rooker🥲

[vocal spindle]

Bro hit yainer by pitch

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption2dance-rdr2dance-red-dead-redemption-dance-video-game-gif-17741354

chat today.

[maiden shore]

rooker fin get walked

[bleak mountain]

i swear someone had under hayward bases

[maiden shore]

to cash fantasy

[bleak mountain]

who was it

[errant tinsel]

yordan and judge get walked for fun lol

[vocal spindle]

I just locked it in, Rooker gonna get something this game trust

[maiden shore]

fantasy

[raw cape]

what’d u lock

[primal mountain]

sorry that triggered you

[gusty lantern]

I need ohtani

[split radish]

that didnt hit him ngl

[gusty lantern]

Men

[sly plank]

Blanco tonight

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-netting-baseball-infield-tarp-bench-chair-gif-17736701

[bleak mountain]

WHO HAD HEYWARD UNDER BASES?

[weary mist]

everyone trying to be positive today and this how you act?

[hard kraken]

Need ohtani seeing ab here

[weary mist]

need a Nola disaster class

[primal mountain]

Hey, B....it's not worth it to argue

[weary mist]

my bad i’m just hyped fr

[raw cape]

just move on, no need to ruin a great day

[split radish]

CALL UPHELD LMAOOO

[raw cape]

wow😭

[split radish]

Lol thats a void

[raw cape]

@split radish i have a signed game used world series baseball by bregman when they won the world series if interested

[split radish]

YATES LMAOOO

[split radish]

what year

[unkempt agate]

LMAOOOOOO

[median dawn]

Why do i listen

[weary mist]

nola got the weirdest build ever. he’s fat but not at the same time

[median dawn]

To you idiots