┆⚾・baseball

[tiny topaz]

aaron rodgers VP

[primal mountain]

He just needs to steal 1st

lol

[split radish]

UNDERDOG LET ME DO THE STREAKS BRO

👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

[split radish]

nah i can see but it doesnt let me choose bro its so dumb

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[lunar patio]

lol

[brittle lily]

Don’t do it man,

[vocal spindle]

Not a top 10 candidate tbh

[hard kraken]

Not bad

Tbh

[brittle lily]

Elly won’t hit again for another 5 games

[tiny topaz]

money talks

love w reek is a top 3 qb

[hard kraken]

I need all of these hitters to hit singles first ab

[vocal spindle]

Sucks for Jonathan India bc all elly does is hit force outs and take his spot on base and then steals

[hard kraken]

Than I can chill for the next 3

Ab

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[bleak mountain]

adin runs this streaming shit

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 4x SPICY

[vocal spindle]

Why singles

[brittle lily]

Good joke

[gusty lantern]

I this point just give the money for them

Put 300

You will cash

🫨

[primal mountain]

I imagine it will go this way for Elly: HBP, steal 2nd, run scored.....walk, steal 2nd, steal 3rd, steal home

[brittle lily]

Deposit, lose it all, deposit, lose it all, deposit, lose it all, deposit, lose it all

[vocal spindle]

Jram stolen bases? 100% hit rate in the past 24 hours

[primal mountain]

It's called gambling and disposable income for a reason

[dry flare]

dont doubt the spicy master

[primal mountain]

it's okay

it's okay, pots

I don't mind them mocking me

[hard kraken]

Singles first ab or doubles or homer just anything with them hitting for 1 tb than there ab after that just need them to go 2 -4 on hits

[vocal spindle]

I’m expecting Jonathan India single, Elly force out, Elly steals 2nd, Elly caught stealing 3rd.

[hard kraken]

Singles or homers

[primal mountain]

then when I get 3/4 and I get some money, they're going to be asking me what the locks are for tomorrow

[errant tinsel]

elly homer incoming

[hard kraken]

Are what I’ve seen the most

Past couple days

[vocal spindle]

I want all first at bat homers

[brittle lily]

Place your money on a Spencer steer rbi

[hard kraken]

That would be amazing

[primal mountain]

Who know? elly could buy a Powerball ticket on his way to the stadium today, and win it

[hard kraken]

But only in a perfect world

[primal mountain]

and then he'll go 0-5

[vocal spindle]

I’d love if every single batter decided to only hit homers today

Except Jesus Sanchez

Bc he sucks

[primal mountain]

and then I'll be like, "Oh well"

[hasty bronze]

Who should I do for HRs

[brittle lily]

The only way you win is if elly get 2 singles, otherwise it’ll probably just be straight pop ups

[vocal spindle]

More like 2 runs

Doubt he gets a hit

[errant tinsel]

elly finna go crazy today

[vocal spindle]

I would’ve went under on Elly if it wasn’t reduced payout

Under tb is free but it’s like 0.75x

[hasty bronze]

you know what screw it Elly and Pete hr

[vocal spindle]

just cashapp me at that point bro

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bxiKk.gif

[errant tinsel]

elly and rooker hr lol

[brittle lily]

They removed elly 1.5hrr😂glad I took the under in time

[dawn urchin]

SOMEONE STOP HIM HES ON FIRE

[dry flare]

theres been a lot fewer singles picks since UD started doing the .9x payouts

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t go under hrr bc he might get runs, and didn’t do under fantasy bc of stolen bases, but Elly ain’t getting hits that’s for sure

[dawn urchin]

JOEYS TAKING IT ALL… ALL SPICY, SPICY WITH MILD, & ALL MILD

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-man-on-gif-19402895

[vocal spindle]

I’d be super surprised if Elly got more than 1 hit today

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/on-fire-flames-burning-oh-no-muppet-gif-16586876

[vocal spindle]

Doubt he gets more than 1 base either

[hard kraken]

I’m about to go bowling with a couple friends. I know it’s a little early for that, but I need to burn time until these games start

[vocal spindle]

This reminds me of when everyone was on Cody Bellinger yesterday for no reason and he did nothing

[vocal spindle]

That’s why I’m working lol

[brittle lily]

Bro went over on fantasy without a hit, elly definitely isn’t getting a hit today

[vocal spindle]

Elly went over on fantasy without any hits, runs, walks or RBIs

[primal mountain]

But WHAT IF Elly hits a HR? What then?

[split radish]

WHO SAYS NO

[primal mountain]

Meltdown in here?

[vocal spindle]

Elly stolen bases is much safer than Elly getting a hit tbh

[split radish]

PLACED $100 ON THIS IM CHILLIN

[primal mountain]

agony?

[vocal spindle]

What if he doesn’t

What then

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-john-krasinski-saturday-night-live-oh-well-i-guess-gif-20220074

[gritty radish]

Don’t Pmo 🙄

[brittle lily]

His over on hits is 0.8x taking the lower for more money immediately🤣

[split radish]

this is hitting gang have some faith

[gritty radish]

Bet I’m tailing

[vocal spindle]

Marte bumped

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

Not worried.....he'll hit a HR in the 14th inning

[vocal spindle]

He gonna ground out in the 14th inning I’m ngl

But he will grand slam in the 19th

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/F72j.gif

[bleak mountain]

elly made baseball fun again

[vocal spindle]

Baseball is only fun when batters are good

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-orioles-baltimore-orioles-mlb-gif-7024831258806217770

[vocal spindle]

No one likes pitcher duals

[abstract citrus]

That would be this man

[vocal spindle]

You know ball

Gunnar when he’s on a hot streak is the most fun player to watch

Hands down

[abstract citrus]

Funny watching a whole server call him banned but I cashed 3 days in a row laughing at them

Gunnar is the pookie of all pookies

[vocal spindle]

Who called him banned

[abstract citrus]

All of Skol server lol

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar has legit slugging combined with Elly stealing

Super entertaining

[vocal spindle]

Has he still been hitting

[abstract citrus]

Yea still the same consistency

[vocal spindle]

Maybe I should join it

Idk

[split radish]

Strikeout merchant

[stiff turret]

https://x.com/gavinmchughh/status/1820497252865249724?t=UoNvCCegXdvfm9P2nisLEg&s=19

Gavin McHugh (@gavinmchughh) on X

Nick Castellanos to go deep is currently (+700)

Twitter · Aug 5, 2024, 4:29 PM

[split radish]

will smith is so going under

also fuck jason heyward

[stiff turret]

I like them when the statters are still in

If it's relief pitchers then I'm so done

[chrome rock]

insane value Logan webb u2.5 earned runs even odds on UD

-161 on pinnacle sharpest overseas book

[vocal spindle]

I hope Castellanos hits one

Got glazenow under

[chrome rock]

glazenow is crazy

[vocal spindle]

I like it

[chrome rock]

interesting play for corbin alotta people on his hits allowed

[vocal spindle]

Same here

wow

[abstract citrus]

You actually want to?

[ashen swallow]

How we feeling about Marcus semien ? I see a lot of cappers using him

[chrome rock]

crazy

Fliff has so much value man

[chrome rock]

Its not a bad play, favored on every sportsbook to go over, he bats .714 against Hunter Brown in 15 pa( which is very little) slightly worse on his home splits. HRR probably the way to go

[ashen swallow]

Yea that’s that I was looking at

[stiff turret]

Astros haven't been great too

I dig it

[chrome rock]

Yeah theyve been striking out a bit more as well lately

[raw cape]

ahh shi UD made a post abt castellanos…

[split radish]

Shush

[stiff turret]

I'm not a hater

[chrome rock]

I took astros 2.5 team total the other week and that was the biggest sweat in my life against the pirates, your closer managed to give up a 3 run homer to a absolute nobody and they scored the last run in the 9th while leaving 13 players on base

[scarlet crow]

You make any fliff plays?

[stiff turret]

Same here

It was rough

[chrome rock]

I already ran logan webb like 2-3 times but they have Webb at -140 to go under 2 walks, every book has it ripped over 160-170

Patrick corbin earlier, as well as logan allen vs the diamondbacks

[raw cape]

i did rooker/fitz over 1.5 bases

[chrome rock]

yeah man its whatever sport is hot

october baseball going to go crazy

[abstract citrus]

Definitely

[abstract citrus]

Who tf be eating chimi Chongas at Jack in the box

You need your ass beat

[vocal spindle]

Yeah, I’m going straight to nfl before baseball even over

I might not even research nfl

All vibes

Worked for me last year

Was up 2 bands

Yeah literally

[scarlet crow]

Send me 2 bands or 🧢

[vocal spindle]

Research won’t really matter til like week 5

[vocal spindle]

I’ll send you 4 bands if you get naked

[scarlet crow]

Check dm

[vocal spindle]

yo he wasn’t lying 😭😭😭

[scarlet crow]

I would’ve done it for like $8 tbh

Family discount is crazy 💀💀 (send it)

[vocal spindle]

😭😭😭

[abstract citrus]

Let’s all say a prayer to get rid of the energy

[scarlet crow]

I’m mad I know exactly where this is from

[abstract citrus]

Amen

[vocal spindle]

Where

[scarlet crow]

@finite dock tell him

[dry flare]

yeah i did, no one told you to tail lol

[vocal spindle]

Do I even wanna know

[abstract citrus]

Every one in here needs god

[chrome rock]

Cannon is tough

asf

[hard mist]

At a normal line now 👀🤷‍♂️

[primal mountain]

I tailed the community pick

[scarlet crow]

Girls love social media man

[stiff turret]

I dig it

[abstract citrus]

Yea it be times I wake up to 100+ new messages all nonsense

[stiff turret]

Giants can be nonexistent on offense

[chrome rock]

Bros watching adin ross x trump 😂

[dawn urchin]

MY DUDE WINS SLIPS, GET REELS & HAS A BADDIE

[scarlet crow]

How tf he get trump on a live stream

[vocal spindle]

Nothing more boring than a girl’s fyp

[scarlet crow]

He sold his soul fasho

[vocal spindle]

I sold his soul

My bad guys

[abstract citrus]

Only thing bros missing is a bowl cut

[tired cedar]

I’m takin the risk in Nicky for a HR 😭

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/haircut-jim-carrey-gif-9165487916948617164

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain one slight problem with the NRFI picks it’s being voided cannon isn’t pitching SO SAD

[primal mountain]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WE.......WON!?

We got money back!

[dawn urchin]

Well… we didn’t lose

[chrome rock]

CANNON NOT PITCHING WTF?

[scarlet crow]

Nba chat during nba season is the most toxic/gay chat I’ve ever witnessed

[chrome rock]

SO THE WHITE SOX WANT TO LOSEE 😭

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/rounders-teddykgb-unsatisfied-gif-7454022

[hard kraken]

I didn’t realize Paxton is on the Red Sox

[chrome rock]

Who?

[stiff turret]

They traded some garbage for him

[dawn urchin]

On FD it’s listed as bush

[stiff turret]

It was a good move from the sox

[chrome rock]

I need 4 ks for paxton 🔒

[stiff turret]

I get it from the Dodgers

[chrome rock]

Guy is dog shit but its EV

😭

[tired cedar]

@dawn urchin are they ever gonna play this tennis game😭

[abstract citrus]

Ughhh cash Keely. I love boom so much. Up to you Hector

[vocal spindle]

NBA chat from 3:01 am to 10:00 pm is the most toxic chat there is, and from 10:01 pm to 3:00 am it’s the freakiest most fruity chat I’ve ever witnessed

[dawn urchin]

Doesn’t look like it still raining in Montreal

[vocal spindle]

This could mean yes or no

Commas tin man

Commas

[scarlet crow]

Nba chat consists of
8% parlays
50% arguing
42% being gay

[vocal spindle]

Arguing is a way higher percentage

[merry pasture]

Anyone got any parlays I can tail? Haven’t bet in like 3 months but wanna do one today

[vocal spindle]

There’s always a “let’s go band for band then” going on

[tired cedar]

Hope so I’m tired of this tning saying 2nd set 😭

[dawn urchin]

Just noticed that. Most likely will be played today

[abstract citrus]

You chose the worst slate ever to come back on

[merry pasture]

I figured

[vocal spindle]

Make it 4 months

[chrome rock]

Is that good or bad

[abstract citrus]

Do one tmmrw. Way better skate

Slate

[merry pasture]

Saves me money ig 😭

[vocal spindle]

Means they going to the bullpen earlier from now on

[dawn urchin]

The weather forecast

[chrome rock]

Yeah he should only go 5

[vocal spindle]

Pivetta got pulled at 4.2 with 70 pitches and no one on base despite not giving up a hit or a walk that inning

[dawn urchin]

So will most likely be finished tomorrow. TENNIS HATES ROOFS

[scarlet crow]

I can’t wait till nba is back just to see the arguing again

[merry pasture]

Damn I wish this was the weather here rn

[vocal spindle]

Cora said he wants to go to the bullpen in the 5th inning

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy time to start going under on fantasy

No more QS

[vocal spindle]

UD didn’t drop Paxton fantasy which sucked bc I wanted to go under

Cora robbing them of wins and QS

[chrome rock]

I mean 3.5ks in 4-5 innings is not that bad

[vocal spindle]

When you’re James Paxton, you might not even go over 3.5 po

[chrome rock]

books have him at 14.5

-145 on the over

[vocal spindle]

James Paxton was literally just a loan to the dodgers lol

Leaves the Red Sox for half a season and becomes a Red Sox player again

[chrome rock]

He used to be a good pitcher 😭

[dawn urchin]

Is this how it’s feeling for you?

[vocal spindle]

Diddy dogs

[abstract citrus]

Dodgers only gave him back cause they forced him to agree to sell the rest of the year for them

[chrome rock]

That is cancer

[chrome rock]

I always try and go band for band with mfs on Real but they always stop responding when I ask them for their Pikkit

[abstract citrus]

Cause they don’t wanna look stupid

[chrome rock]

exactly

everybody a sports betting expert after the game happened and then they reply to all the real comments that had the over/under

[scarlet crow]

Nah Fr 🤣 they be talking about “sweat free” after the game over

[chrome rock]

😭 Sweat free on 18 pitching outs when he got 60 pitches going into the 4th

[tired cedar]

Greatttt

[primal mountain]

I don't have a pikkit 😦

I used to have it, but it's a shit app

I don't need an app like that to tell me I'm a loser

lol

[chrome rock]

If yall want easy value

[chrome rock]

You’re not a loser bro

😭😭

[primal mountain]

oh, I am.... (1) I don't deal in the same denominations you do (I deal with two places to the RIGHT of the decimal point lol), (2) I haven't won in a long time

[chrome rock]

I like Pikkit I think it’s simplified and it’s very transparent

[split radish]

Schwarber going under tubby

[chrome rock]

Its value regardless -135 -140 on every Sportsbook

[split radish]

minus odds ≠ guaranteed hit

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-thats-cap-eyeglasses-selfie-boy-gif-17626520

[primal mountain]

baseball hats?

[chrome rock]

No but in the long term if you get a bet at -116 that’s favored -140 you will be in the positive

[primal mountain]

oh, CAP

caps

lol

https://tenor.com/view/brew-supplies-near-me-brewing-beer-supplies-ready-to-drink-gif-16553065

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-how-many-times-do-we-have-to-teach-you-lesson-spongebob-squarepants-angry-gif-16280075

[split radish]

ig

but kyle is gonna go under

[chrome rock]

Prolly tbh it’s glasnow

[dry flare]

in the end, what else matters?

[chrome rock]

But one single down the line cashes me

Schwarber been batting for average this season too , atleast more than last season

Bro had a negative war with 40 homers

[split radish]

Facts

[split radish]

yeah cuz the dudes literally only known to hit leadoff homers 😭😭

Its funny

[chrome rock]

😭

[primal mountain]

But Schwarbie is a walk machine

He literally can go over his FP without getting a single base hit

[abstract citrus]

I think it’s time for a new pfp

[vocal spindle]

Same

[chrome rock]

True

Cause he gets the RBI walks too 😭

[vocal spindle]

I’ve had this one since I was a kid bro 😭

[abstract citrus]

There we go

[dry flare]

thats why i love FP for hitters

[primal mountain]

Last 2 weeks.....he's batting .217 against RHPs at away games

but I like your chances, @chrome rock

in those same two weeks, his OPS is .671 with 3 singles, 1 double and 1 HR

and he's career .520 SLG% against RHPs

[bleak mountain]

whos homering on glasnow

[chrome rock]

Probably Harper or schwarber

[primal mountain]

went with this

[chrome rock]

That’s the obvious answer tho

[primal mountain]

walk twice, hit a single, and schwarber's good

[bleak mountain]

schwarber best chance

fuck it

[chrome rock]

I’d run him for a homer if I got a payout boost

[carmine quest]

i cant bet rn bc im in mexico but i wish i could place these😔

[chrome rock]

DK does the +200 odds surge every week

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS JUST PUSHING OUT SLIPS NON STOP

[chrome rock]

Cashing easily man

[primal mountain]

but I like your pick....and your analysis

I had to take a look to see what you were talking about

If Schwarber doesn't hit for you, I'm personally going to Chavez Ravine and eat his dinner for him

[primal mountain]

that was my last dollar

[chrome rock]

It’s prolly too early to tell if Harper is back too

[primal mountain]

the baseball gods keep me alive by giving me little wins

[chrome rock]

But he looked good yesterday

[primal mountain]

But I need to re-depo because tomorrow and the next couple of days, I won't be able to bet on UD

😭

[dawn urchin]

Let’s hope the funds go up in your account Joey after today because of those slips

[primal mountain]

I'm winning 100 units today!

😉

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS SAFE FROM PAIN FOR A FEW DAYS

[primal mountain]

actually, no I'm not

https://tenor.com/view/welcometolasvegas-faboulous-welcome-vegas-lasvegas-gif-14929581190551432350

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS GOING TO VEGAS?!?

[stiff turret]

Joey gonna make his ud money for the year

In craps

[dry flare]

why are you going to vegas again? didnt get enough action last time?

[dawn urchin]

I can picture it now Joey at the slot machines

[primal mountain]

I'm going to try to double my rent money

[stiff turret]

Vegas felt like a dave and busters for old people

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/vegas-craps-gambling-roll-a-seven-the-house-gif-26474560

[dawn urchin]

WITH BETTER FOOD CHOICES

[sweet crane]

Any plays today?

[bleak mountain]

need yordan

the only one im scared abt

[gusty lantern]

😂😂

[hard kraken]

Bumped from 9.5 after I said something

[gusty lantern]

Higher

[hard kraken]

Edward chill out

Let us get a win here or there

[scarlet crow]

Is fantasy score for batters graded the same on pp?

[obsidian oxide]

Rooker or Tyler Filtz.?

[raw cape]

i ran both🤷‍♂️

[obsidian oxide]

For bases or FP.?

[split radish]

Chalked ngl

[dry flare]

how many slips you made today?

you got every level of spice

[thorn lantern]

Let the games begin!

[split radish]

Today is will smiths day to go under

[raw cape]

bases

[obsidian oxide]

Bet.

[primal mountain]

only a little bit

10

LMAO

[dawn urchin]

JOEY WANTS EVERYONE TO GO OVER & UNDER

[thorn lantern]

lol I had a chance to cash out 600 from 12 dollars yesterday and I chose to ride it 😭😭😭

Fml

[sweet crane]

https://tenor.com/view/send-them-top-gun-maverick-gif-4444632911879723462

[dry flare]

i think hes send nearly all of them in this chat

[sweet crane]

I didn’t see dem

[burnt arrow]

…

[small roost]

Lmao why is semien at 6.5

[thorn lantern]

That’s valid 😭

[small roost]

He’s batting .714 against HB

[burnt arrow]

We think Mets vs STL goes nrfi???

[small roost]

10-14 is crazy

[thorn lantern]

I looked at both Strikeouts last 10 days it’s a possibility

[bleak mountain]

changed schwarber for abreu 😂

shit smacking

[split radish]

yeah i took schwarber under today 😭😭

[thorn lantern]

LETS GO JOEYYY

Got all them mfs for hits 😭

[primal mountain]

🙏

[unkempt agate]

Paredes batting 3rd today

💣

[thorn lantern]

Some may say I’m donating 😭, but one day imma hit a full slip 😭😭

[dry flare]

you could take them for HR too and make more money right?

[raw cape]

opinions on fitz over 1.5 HRR?

[wicked peak]

First Night on Chalk . This don’t hit . It’s getting deleted .

[dry flare]

1.08x payout why even bother?

[vocal spindle]

BANGGGG

0 seconds kinda fast ain’t it?

[thorn lantern]

I mean if it’s 3 I’ll take the risk tbh

[green shell]

Winn about to hit another homer

[dry flare]

thats what im saying

but why was she DQ'd?

[shadow yew]

It don’t let me bet on track

[thorn lantern]

Then again if you hit 1 out of the 3 while all games are still on FD gives you an option to cash out 5x what you put up 😭

[dry flare]

tbh, that sounds like a free money hack

just put every hitter over on HR, someone going to cash

[vocal spindle]

What’s what im wondering

Did you place it too?

[dry flare]

then just cash out before the game ends

[thorn lantern]

lol I deadass was suppose to do that yesterday and sold $600 😭

[vocal spindle]

@dry flare

[dry flare]

when do they take the cashout option away?

[vocal spindle]

Holy clutch, last time I looked she went way over and chalked

[dry flare]

dirty

[vocal spindle]

She still got 2nd anyways

[thorn lantern]

They reduce it per inning but complete off by 8th inning if it’s not a close game , but if all props are close it can go up too

[vocal spindle]

Tho very interesting bc another person from her nation got first

So even tho she lost her 2nd by getting disqualified, she still got her nation gold

That’s what Ethiopia was doing in the men’s 10000m

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/udderchaos-drink-more-milk-milk-cow-moo-gif-26346300

Lmaooo them 5k runners are diffrent

[wicked peak]

I think the total was like 3.5x . I just wanted to my first bet on there to be an easy cash . But bets add up just trying to build BR

[dry flare]

good thing too ig

[raw cape]

does sears find 4K’s

[vocal spindle]

It makes a huge difference depending on total multiplier and/or unit size

[thorn lantern]

Take HRR or fantasy and thank me later 😁

[acoustic zephyr]

Y'all think the giants get to .500 tonight they are 2-11 doing that this season 💀

[dry flare]

i cant see it being worth it

[vocal spindle]

Imagine you bet 10k

[thorn lantern]

I got them winning ML they can’t be this trash

[vocal spindle]

Extra 800 bucks on a straight bet

[thorn lantern]

How you knew? 😂

[acoustic zephyr]

Webb is pitching so probably a won

Win*

[vocal spindle]

They prolly gonna win

But this not why

It’s bc Patrick Corbin is pitching

[dry flare]

imagine betting 10k on 8 pitchers and one of them shits the bed 😭

[green shell]

Winn homer!

[thorn lantern]

@primal mountain

His fantasy looks great imo

[green shell]

Idk how to feel I have Winn HRR and he struck out but I have manea strikeouts too 😂

[acoustic zephyr]

Ah yes the guy who is 2-11 alright 😭

How is bro playing still

2-11 is insane

The nationals don't have a winning record pitcher by the way their best is 8-9 💀

[split radish]

Cash nrfi

[primal mountain]

yay

yay @dawn urchin

[green shell]

Manea making them look silly

[split radish]

Pham i need a double outta u brother

[dawn urchin]

WE HIT JOEY… sadly the white Sox’s decided to change starting pitcher

[green shell]

I need Winn to do what he did last night

[raw cape]

???

[digital raptor]

void nrfi?

[thorn lantern]

Need JD to get this hit

[dawn urchin]

Please Allen & Gallen do your job

[dawn urchin]

Yes if you took the White Sox vs A’s NRFI it shows cannon but he’s not pitching so it will be voided

[primal mountain]

IT'S A WIN

WE DIDN'T LOSE

LOL

[sinful thunder]

@vocal spindle welcome into ffc buster

Saw your name on the log and thought "I only know one jpierre"

[digital raptor]

i took white sucks nrfi with mets/cardinals so

[digital raptor]

if i took it on a streak does both picks get voided

or only 1

[sinful thunder]

Both, you restart

[digital raptor]

sad

[sinful thunder]

If it's your first pair

[digital raptor]

yeah first pair

[sinful thunder]

Yeah then refund and restart

[dry flare]

i keep getting thrown off by the two skeddadles

[sinful thunder]

Are you asking one to... Skedaddle?

[dry flare]

oh no

[sinful thunder]

I'll see myself out

[dry flare]

both have valid claims to the title

[vocal spindle]

I saw it linked on your thing and got curious lol

[sinful thunder]

It's my baby

[vocal spindle]

Pete Alonso run

[hard kraken]

So glad I faded this entire Mets game

[split radish]

I just took pham’s over 1.5 TB

[hard kraken]

1 hit all game

So far

[split radish]

Its the 2nd inning bro

Lmao

[dry flare]

😂 its over

[vocal spindle]

Pack it up guys, potatofish said it’s over

[bleak mountain]

lines for jays vs orioles are up

[split radish]

Nigga wtf

Arenado double

[scarlet crow]

Cash the NRFI for the Mets game🔥🔥

[shadow yew]

Arenado chased bases 🔥🔥

Double baby

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy I didn’t realize today is Trent’s birthday….

WE ARE SO FUCKED

[green shell]

Manaea ks was so free

[shadow yew]

I took his under so thank you for the jinx

[cosmic stump]

Praying the mets can score 😭🙏

[green shell]

I need Winn to get 1.5 hrr

[split radish]

Wait no the mets

im stupid

sorry

[thorn lantern]

Cardinals acting like they suck 🥲

[cosmic stump]

Nah u good dw 😭

[bleak mountain]

lindor homer gonna give pallante another er

[green shell]

LINDOOOOR

[scarlet crow]

When a girl keeps saying “I’m so fat” what am I supposed to say to her

[green shell]

“Yeah you right”

[abstract citrus]

Depends. This some random or ya girl

[bleak mountain]

lindor deadass striking out to pallante

[green shell]

😭

[scarlet crow]

Random

Not random but a friend

[abstract citrus]

Not your job to sit there helping some one who’s compliment fishing

Oh your friend

[raw cape]

strikes out

[vocal spindle]

“type 💩”

[green shell]

Little dribbler is crazy

[bleak mountain]

bouta make another slip

cuz lindor chalked

[scarlet crow]

W rage bet

[green shell]

What has he chalked on lmao

[bleak mountain]

his over is cooked

[green shell]

Winn about to win me some money rn

[bleak mountain]

if i see a nigga striking out to pallante ik he not doing shit

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like marte today?

[split radish]

PHAMM PLSSSS

DOUBLE FOR ME RIGHT HERE

[green shell]

WINN F U

[vocal spindle]

Tommy Pham hit

Single

[lunar patio]

easy now stfu

[vocal spindle]

Manaea so cooked

[green shell]

Rip

[split radish]

PHAM SINGLE!!

[vocal spindle]

Manaea pulled

[split radish]

nice!!

[brittle lily]

And he’s staying there🤙

[scarlet crow]

Did I cook

[split radish]

1 more base phammy

And i love u forever

[abstract citrus]

Let’s go Pham

[brittle lily]

Bases loaded?

[vocal spindle]

Manaea K

[green shell]

Damn cashed his k line 3rd inning

Winn is gonna sell me

[cosmic stump]

Manaea over 26.5 fantasy was so free

[vocal spindle]

When do the real games start

[waxen void]

i’ll tell winn myself if he sells me

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-yell-aot-aot-sunday-attack-on-titan-shingeki-no-kyojin-gif-24437831

[lunar patio]

they on rn

[waxen void]

any homer locks?

[digital raptor]

i think other skeddadle hits his parlays, i dont 😬

[vocal spindle]

Me when I lie

[deep sparrow]

Hunter Brown come thru my boy

put them bums down

[vocal spindle]

Not happening

His line keeps getting bumped down

[deep sparrow]

took his demon over 5.5 Ks as a free prop

[bleak mountain]

tell pete theres food at first and hell get a hit

fat tubby fuck

[vocal spindle]

Ah

OH MY GOSH PETE

107 MPH

[deep sparrow]

his Ks line is pretty good

[vocal spindle]

straight into a glove

[vocal spindle]

Eh

Rangers barely strikeout

[deep sparrow]

went from +120 - +150 odds for over 5.5 Ks to now -105

on DK, haven’t checked other books

good CSV movement

[bleak mountain]

oh my god pete! you grounded out

[vocal spindle]

Manaea getting smacked now

[dawn urchin]

Rage bets are the best bets right behind vibe bets

[green shell]

What about drunk bets

[dawn urchin]

I’ve never consumed alcohol in my life so cannot comment

[brittle lily]

Betting so unfair man ,should be a walk for pages

We need robotic umpires

[gritty radish]

Butt ess naked making parlays

[brittle lily]

That’s crazy asl

[gritty radish]

Nah

That’s life

[brittle lily]

Dawg delete that message

[hard kraken]

Hunter brown 4.5 Ks?

[gritty radish]

Don’t take discord so serious

Just a lil joke

[vocal spindle]

Same here

[vocal spindle]

Holy bumps

Xavier was 7, Elly was 8.5, Jram was 7.5 and Rooker was 7.5

[vocal spindle]

Chalked ngl

[digital raptor]

lindor double pls

[hard kraken]

If only

[restive panther]

Palante ass

[vocal spindle]

Bump God

[hard kraken]

Under was a free square

[vocal spindle]

Whoever had palante over ER is SWEATING rn

I can smell it

And they stank

[vocal spindle]

Mets bases loaded

[vocal spindle]

NOOOO VALENTINE

THIS IS NOT THE SHOT

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-valentine-bulls-chicago-bulls-oh-my-goodness-oh-my-goodness-valentine-gif-12278825928602433694

Cash pallante ER

Base clearing double

[digital raptor]

wish that was lindor

[cosmic stump]

Early game streak

[vocal spindle]

Pallante pulled

[hard kraken]

Games have started

[primal mountain]

lol marte hr

[hard kraken]

RTE

MARTE

LFGG

[primal mountain]

thanks @dry flare

[hard kraken]

HOMER

[vocal spindle]

MARTE HOMER

[hard kraken]

1/4

[primal mountain]

yikes

[hard kraken]

Let’s keep it going

[vocal spindle]

I KNEW IT

[vocal spindle]

Cashed me out

[dry flare]

🫡

[tacit knot]

goat

[raw cape]

lmao

[vocal spindle]

MORENO

[raw cape]

b2b homers

[vocal spindle]

BACK TO BACK

[primal mountain]

cashed me out too

elly hr

lol

[hard kraken]

HOMER

AGAIN

I NEED GUARDIANS

[primal mountain]

j/k

[vocal spindle]

Leadoff Marte is different

[hard kraken]

TO DO THE SAME

[hasty pike]

Let’s goooo

[primal mountain]

OH SHIT

ELLY HR!

LMAO

I was just kidding

[hard kraken]

BANG

[primal mountain]

and then he hits that

[vocal spindle]

I will admit I was wrong about Elly, luckily I didn’t go under lol

[pliant gust]

Lol I thought it was just delayed

[hard kraken]

HITTERS DAY

[bleak mountain]

so like

who said elly wasnt homering

😂

[hasty bronze]

ELLY

[vocal spindle]

Bell double play smh

[hard kraken]

GIANTS GAME

FITZ HOMERRR ???

[dawn urchin]

Your gain is my pain

[raw cape]

ely homer

[hard kraken]

JR gonna respond with a homer

[brittle lily]

Woooowwwww ellly

Ight bro

[vocal spindle]

Winn single

[green shell]

There we go Winn I need him to get a run or something tho

Or another hit

[tardy ether]

Had elly and Marte for my streak

[pliant gust]

1st inning he almost cashed

[hard kraken]

OMG

[vocal spindle]

What did you have

[hard kraken]

FITZ

HOMER

HOMER

HOMER

HOMER

LFGGGG

[obsidian oxide]

Tyler.🔥🔥

[raw cape]

FITTTZZZZZZ

[bleak mountain]

CASH IT

[raw cape]

boom!! told u!

[dawn urchin]

NRFI

[vocal spindle]

FITZ HOMER

[raw cape]

just need rook

[green shell]

Win. Stolen base please get a run

Someone needs to help him out

[obsidian oxide]

Didn’t expect him to homer on the second pitch.🔥😭

[split radish]

LMAOOO

[vocal spindle]

Bro why

It was always YRFI with Logan Allen pitching

[split radish]

Pham K

need one more base pls pham

[dawn urchin]

I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS

[green shell]

Pham trash

[hasty bronze]

Really need that Pete HR now

[hard kraken]

🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

[hasty bronze]

Or Rooker

[hard kraken]

🙏🏽

[hard kraken]

Rooker going hard

[vocal spindle]

Games just started and everything green

[vocal spindle]

Let’s go bro

[green shell]

Contreras was so close to a homer :/

[split radish]

PHAM GIMME A BASE NOW!!

[river oar]

easy bang

[vocal spindle]

Yo why is Patrick Corbin dealing

[hasty pike]

Me too

[split radish]

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER GAVE ME FITZ

[hard mist]

👀

[primal mountain]

I just can't..... 😭

thanks Tyler for hitting that HR

[hard kraken]

EDWARDS

TRASH

[hard kraken]

ME

[hard kraken]

First hit was a homer

[split radish]

Lmaooo

[split radish]

this slip is on a wish and a prayer

[vocal spindle]

And he dealt after that

[bleak mountain]

all in the 1st inning

[hard kraken]

Base loaded

[acoustic zephyr]

Barry bonds is back

💀

[vocal spindle]

Whoever took Elly stolen bases is the only one not celebrating rn

[raw cape]

boom

[acoustic zephyr]

He switched sides but he's back

💀

[vocal spindle]

Pete Alonso double

[vocal spindle]

Cook

[hard mist]

Munoz hits allowed over was a bonus was thinking of taking it 🧍🏾‍♂️

[hasty bronze]

Damn it needed a hr

[vocal spindle]

Newman sold on bases loaded

[hard kraken]

Flies out

He almost had

4

ER

First inning

[hasty bronze]

Ight Kwan plz need those 2 total bases

[raw cape]

https://tenor.com/view/cozinhando-igor-cartas-cooking-chef-gif-17927021

[hard kraken]

Same

Kwan

[valid plover]

lmfao weeb under is wild

[hard kraken]

JR make it easy come back back to back homes 🙏🏽

[primal mountain]

that would be me

[vocal spindle]

McNeil homer

[hasty bronze]

Out of everyone it’s Jeff Mneil

[primal mountain]

OH BABY

[vocal spindle]

Pete double turned to a single

[hasty bronze]

And I thought of doing his too bruh but I said nah Pete a 1000x better choice

[primal mountain]

McNeil's stats showed better promise of a HR

[acoustic zephyr]

Tyler Fitzgerald> arson judge fr

[tired cedar]

@vocal spindle sooo I might of stole ur slip you didn’t place

[hard kraken]

BRO

KWAN

ALMOST

HOMEE

FOUL

WTF

[hasty bronze]

DAMN IT KWAN

[scarlet crow]

Marte 🔥🔥

[raw cape]

fitz gave me a lot of coin

[hard kraken]

Thomas walk

[vocal spindle]

JRAMMMM

[hasty bronze]

I need Mets to score a lot so Pete can get 2 more ABs with a chance at a position player

[vocal spindle]

CASH JRAM

[hard kraken]

JR DOU LE

BANG

CASH

GUYS WTF

WE HITTING

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken everything I sent you is going crazy rn

[hard kraken]

SWEATY

TO NOT

[pliant gust]

Damn Lane scored from first

[acoustic zephyr]

How much that get lmao

[hasty bronze]

Kwan doesn’t hit I’m tying a fridge around myself and jumping out a plane

[acoustic zephyr]

If ohtani cashes

[hard kraken]

$500

[acoustic zephyr]

Damm good shit

[hard kraken]

Says $50 bottom right

[acoustic zephyr]

Ohtani better not sell lmao

[hard kraken]

I FORGOT I HAVE BOOM RUNNING

[vocal spindle]

JRAM RUN

CASH THE BUMP

[vocal spindle]

ALL DOWN TO KWAN

Why is Pat Corbin actually pitching well

[weary mist]

type shit.

i’m still fried from this morning i’m ngl.

[hard kraken]

ALL BY ONE

OHTANI AND KWAN

DO IT FOR THE COMMUNITY

[vocal spindle]

How your exam go?

[hard kraken]

2 hits allowed Allen 2 ER

Looking good

[bleak mountain]

lindor is so dick

[weary mist]

yea i def needa pick up a textbook

and quit gambling

[scarlet crow]

This cashing

[raw cape]

love you fitz

[hasty pike]

This all green 🍀✅

[scarlet crow]

Omg that fliff play is crazy 🔥

[raw cape]

in 3 pitches too😭😭

[hard kraken]

🤞

[hard kraken]

One more to go for the streak

Devers

🙏🏽

7.5 fan

[raw cape]

webb PO looks good rn

[shadow yew]

Where y’all watching none of the apps are working for me

[hasty bronze]

Elly on base

[vocal spindle]

Moreno pulled with injury

[finite dock]

logan allen 💔

[primal mountain]

Has to be an Elly double

[hasty bronze]

wtf mf got to 3rd

[vocal spindle]

Yaz double

[primal mountain]

NOW STEAL HOME ELLY

[vocal spindle]

What about him

[hasty bronze]

I’m on the real app

[shadow yew]

Yee stopped paying for that lmao

[vocal spindle]

Fitz out

[green shell]

Has Winn had his 4 AB yet

[finite dock]

5 hits allowed in 2 innings

[hard mist]

Munoz hits allowed over was the play

[shadow yew]

Might get it if I start winning more

[vocal spindle]

Yaz on third

[vocal spindle]

Good

[split radish]

naylor dont do anything anymore

and ill be happy

[shadow yew]

Someone lmk when bell is up plz

Need higher 1.5 B

[hasty bronze]

He’ll lead off next inning I’ll @ you

[hard kraken]

Hit a homer cashed all lines he can go 1-4 now

😭

[hard mist]

Munoz is garbage

[granite ermine]

Is Logan Allen under PO looking good?

[mint bramble]

Need a 3 man lock

[hard kraken]

Kwan might sell smh

[granite ermine]

What’s considered a high PC going into the 4th?

[hard kraken]

This was seriously a slip made under a min

[green shell]

Cmon Winn

[hard kraken]

Edwards

Pls

[raw cape]

cleveland coming back👀👀

[green shell]

He sold me there’s no way he bats again

[hard kraken]

Not stressing abt rooker

[hard mist]

I wanna pair rooker with something

[raw cape]

i got rooker over 1.5 bases

[hard mist]

Idk tho

[raw cape]

bang!

[hard kraken]

Kwan hit a double or homer next ab for the love of god

[hasty bronze]

Pete up this inning plz hit that HR

[raw cape]

man i should’ve nuked corbin era or hits allowed

[devout condor]

Cash Chapman

[vocal spindle]

CHAPMANNN

[hard kraken]

Naylor single

[raw cape]

oof

[tulip lion]

Every time I bet on dude he hits a homer

[vocal spindle]

Nah I need them Corbin hits

[hard kraken]

CORBIN 4 HITS

[vocal spindle]

Chapman was on my prop list too

[hard kraken]

I'm watching

[vocal spindle]

I just didn’t book him bc it was overpriced

[acoustic zephyr]

Chapman is like that

[hard mist]

He has 9 lol idc if he gets shelled

[pliant gust]

Just two more Corbin hits allowed

[ionic shard]

is this gonna hit?

[vocal spindle]

Need 2 more Corbin hits in 3 innings

[ionic shard]

6 leg parlay

[raw cape]

that’s why

[ionic shard]

so far so good with that bet

[vocal spindle]

Gallen K

[hard kraken]

Don't Talk down on bro

After he cashed hella ppl out

[vocal spindle]

I knew gallen was a fade today lol

[ionic shard]

gallen sucks

[hasty bronze]

damn it

Pete struck out

[vocal spindle]

Liberatore 3 k inning

[split radish]

under gallen Ks pls

[vocal spindle]

Kwan line out

[split radish]

hop off dick

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain Elly batted righty today, I said he’d go under if he batted lefty, so I wasn’t entirely wrong about him

[zenith bolt]

Yeah

🙏

[split radish]

nigga what the fuck

[hasty bronze]

@shadow yew Bell up

[hard kraken]

🤓

[shadow yew]

Ty lawn lmkkk

[hard kraken]

Kwan

[raw cape]

logan cruising

[hard kraken]

0-2

Wtf

Broooo

Bro selling

The 1k slip

[bleak mountain]

pham should kill himself

[hard kraken]

I'm done

All hope lost

[split radish]

ABRAMS UNDERRR

BANG

[raw cape]

🤓

[sweet crane]

Xavier playing?

[hard kraken]

Yes

Next ab

On deck

[frank moth]

?

[hard kraken]

Hit by pitch

[split radish]

u like the taste??

[sweet crane]

Hope dis cash🙏🏾

[frank moth]

I took 1.5 for my 8th pick j ram

[shadow yew]

@hasty bronze?? Good news?.

[hasty bronze]

He struck out

[shadow yew]

Smh

[hard kraken]

How does kwan have 2 ab

??

[chrome rock]

Like 60-70

[split radish]

cuz he’s been up to bat twice

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[chrome rock]

90-100 pitches is the usual for older pitchers

[split radish]

fuck kinda question is that

[chrome rock]

😭

[granite ermine]

So is Logan Allen under po cook?

[hard kraken]

I didn't know he went twice ab

[sweet crane]

😭🙏🏾

[hard kraken]

In one inning

[hard kraken]

Its looking like a chalk bro tbh

I'm expecting the worse to happen

All up to ohtani

[split radish]

He didnt but guardians are pounding on gallen

Pause

[glacial oriole]

Randal Grichuk fixed him by hitting him in the head so he’s probably going to go 5 innings now

[vocal spindle]

Corbin dealing again bro

[hard kraken]

⏸️

[hard kraken]

No way

[hard kraken]

Bro sells

[median dawn]

Who got the nuke

Lmk

[vocal spindle]

Logan Allen dealing too

[hard kraken]

JR FANTASY WAS

[glacial oriole]

Post Concussion Allen > Normal Allen

[hard kraken]

Why not share your journey

[zenith bolt]

Singer hits allowed

[dawn urchin]

TENNIS

[zenith bolt]

Or that ^

[vocal spindle]

He got hit twice, I thought it would reset him back

Are the hits stackable

[chrome rock]

Xavier Edwards masterclass on the bases

[granite ermine]

Bruh if Allen goes over 15.5 PC

[hard kraken]

Oh shoot

LETS GO

a run here pls

DO NOT TRY IT AGAIN LIKE FATDY VLAD

[chrome rock]

Pitching outs you mean

[granite ermine]

Yeah