┆⚾・baseball

[upbeat zinc]

Alright

[tired cedar]

What Munoz pick should I do on his stuff?

[finite dock]

safest logan allen pick ?

[vocal spindle]

Nah fr they don’t even know lol

[wicked peak]

😭man it just goes back to your UD balance .

[fading spade]

Bro is scared his money is gone lol he finna contact support so fast

[vocal spindle]

I’m an entertainment boost distributor

(I sell drugs)

[hard mist]

I wanna do his hits allowed but 🤷‍♂️

[weary mist]

😭 this server one of the funniest to troll in

[vocal spindle]

Under hits was what I was gonna run if it was full payout

[vocal spindle]

Me saying this like I don’t work at a church 💀

[shadow yew]

This mfer

God says don’t gamble

[fading spade]

Church ppl be corrupt to lol ask my pastor

[shadow yew]

And he doin it at work in a church

Total degen max lvl

[vocal spindle]

No he doesn’t

[shadow yew]

I’ve never read it so idk lmao

Just thought it was a sin

[weary mist]

abolish fat people

[shadow yew]

Money was saw had fruitful not to waste it

[vocal spindle]

The love of money is a sin but I don’t gamble to get rich I gamble for fun

[weary mist]

it’s not a sin. it’s a sin to love money, which gambling can lead to.

[junior creek]

hunter brown over fantasy?

[shadow yew]

Lmapcgothcis

[weary mist]

ask it again maybe you’ll get an answer

[split radish]

nigga if u like it then take it

[junior creek]

hunter brown over fantasy?

[errant tinsel]

bible says stay away from the love of money lol

[weary mist]

bro thinks the server is free picks 😭

[vocal spindle]

It’s prolly not the best way to steward my resources, that’s for sure, but it’s not sinful unless I’m doing this for the sole purpose of just having a ton of monetary wealth

[upbeat zinc]

@fading spade can u text me

[split radish]

Swear ive seen u spam the same shit 50+ times

[vocal spindle]

My $3-10 slips ain’t gonna do that tho

[shadow yew]

Lmao for

[vocal spindle]

Bro thinks we prop advisors

[vocal spindle]

Yeah, it’s not anymore sinful than working a job, bc that could be considered love of money too lol

[weary mist]

his personal dubclub

[granite ermine]

Logan Allen under 15.5 Po?

[vocal spindle]

he should go under unless he goes over

Highly doubt he stops at 15.5

[dry flare]

its going to get exactly 15.5 don't doubt it

[vocal spindle]

Good morning

[tired cedar]

Any good Glasnow picks?

[dry flare]

mornin jp

[vocal spindle]

Under

[tired cedar]

On what

[vocal spindle]

Fantasy

I’m waiting to see if it gets higher tho

[dry flare]

under FP, if he goes over just accept it lol

[vocal spindle]

I simulated it in mlb the show 12 times and he didn’t go over a single time

so he surely has to go under!

[pliant gust]

It’ll get higher they don’t play until 7

[dry flare]

i know this strat has worked at least once lol

[vocal spindle]

If I see 43 or higher I’m putting 300 on the under

[weary mist]

glas not gonna get bumped anymore

take the under while u can

[vocal spindle]

Nah

I’d rather miss out if it doesn’t get to my asking price

[weary mist]

what’s ur range

[vocal spindle]

If it gets to 43.0 or higher I’m nuking the under

Bc that’s a free square

So that’s a 1.5 bump

If it gets to 42.5 I’ll take it with less money

[weary mist]

if he gets to 43.0 that’ll be the highest i’ve ever seen on UD

highest i’ve ever seen ever was 45.5 on Skenes from PP the day he threw an almost no hitter

[scarlet crow]

I’m calling the cops

[weary mist]

i’d like to buy one weed please!

[scarlet crow]

Bruh risking his life just to make some parlays

[fading spade]

Tell em my name is quando rondo

[scarlet crow]

I respect it

[weary mist]

quando rondo neeeeeeeguhhhh
😭

[raw cape]

@vocal spindle opinion on rooker and fitzgerald today?

[scarlet crow]

So glasnow is the community play today I see

[split radish]

WE TAKING RODDERY MUNOZ Ks OVER BANG!

[vocal spindle]

I’ve seen much higher

[vocal spindle]

Yes to fitz, I haven’t looked at Rooker yesterday

[vocal spindle]

I honestly think it’ll hit

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow under prolly community atp

[tired cedar]

Should I go Kentel Marte HR or 2.5 Hits runs RBIs

[hard mist]

How do u look at pitching outs stat?

[weary mist]

what is it

[errant tinsel]

i got him for under 4.5 hits allowed hope we both W

[vocal spindle]

Skenes and glas both have been a lot higher

I’ve also seen wheeler at 43.0

[weary mist]

yea bro what is it 😭

[vocal spindle]

Wdym

[weary mist]

what was the line gang 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Ion remember the exact line from months ago ☠️

[weary mist]

type shit

[vocal spindle]

I’ve looked at so many lines this season I wouldn’t remember some random line I didn’t take

[weary mist]

i’m high as hell my bad

[raw cape]

rooker going against a pitcher starting mlb debut for the white sox

[vocal spindle]

You good

[weary mist]

got a physics exam in 2 hours

my eyes bloodshot like a mf

[vocal spindle]

This is NOT Jonathan cannons debut

[weary mist]

he higher than me

[raw cape]

ky bush😭😭

[errant tinsel]

rooker homer calling it now

[split radish]

yall gotta see the vision

this is a certified banger

[vocal spindle]

Yo there’s 2 people named Max Muncy in the mlb?

[vocal spindle]

Jonathan is pitching td

[weary mist]

we all high as shit today

[raw cape]

ohhh ok ok

[split radish]

yall niggas trusting corbin hell nah 😭😭😭

[weary mist]

om God 😭😭😭

[tired cedar]

@vocal spindle marte 2.5 Hits runs RBIs or should I put HR he got it in 2 of the last 3 but am I safer going 2.5 Hits runs RBI

[raw cape]

that change your opinion on rooker at all?

[vocal spindle]

Bro I was looking at Jonathan cannon’s last game vs Oakland and I was like YO WHEN WAS MAX MUNCY AN ATHLETIC?

looked it up and there’s 2 of em

[vocal spindle]

Corbin boutta drop 15 today, you’ll see

[split radish]

mannnn edman under woulda been free today

[vocal spindle]

He banned for me 😭😭

[split radish]

15 er yea

[vocal spindle]

until tmrw

[vocal spindle]

I was thinking 15 hits 12 ER

[scarlet crow]

Gg you’re cooked

[vocal spindle]

but that’s still valid

[split radish]

nigga corbin bouta have a trip double

[dry flare]

😂 😭

[vocal spindle]

Quadruple double

[weary mist]

logan webb sits down to pee

[vocal spindle]

10 walks too

[tired cedar]

How come?😭

[raw cape]

i’m thinking of fitz over 1.5 bases and rooker over 1.5 bases demon/pepper

[weary mist]

10 er, 10 walks, 10 hits allowed

[vocal spindle]

UD be hoeing with these track lines

[split radish]

This cws vs oak game might be the biggest battle of shit ive seen

[scarlet crow]

Y’all still be doing the streaks ?

[weary mist]

didn’t they have someone’s track time as breaking a record 😭😭😭😭

[raw cape]

yep

[weary mist]

ong we coming up a band off that game 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

15 hits, 15 runs, 12 ER, 11 walks and 2 Ks

[vocal spindle]

I lowkey got the game going over

I got a feeling

[scarlet crow]

Has anyone hit a streak yet

[dawn urchin]

Honestly a NRFI bet doesn’t sound horrible gif awful offense

[dawn urchin]

Not that I’m aware of I’ve seen a few people get to the final pick & lose

[raw cape]

there’s been a couple, idk abt in here tho

[dry flare]

yeah

[vocal spindle]

Yes

[raw cape]

rooker over 1.5 bases?

[split radish]

when ur batting for last place those are rhe best games

[split radish]

mmmmm

[vocal spindle]

Idk

[split radish]

idk man

[vocal spindle]

Nah white Sox secured last already

[dawn urchin]

IM NEXT

[sly fjord]

fk it

[vocal spindle]

The way bro made me sweat and crash out was unforgivable

[dry flare]

how far along are you?

[dawn urchin]

Haven’t even started one

[raw cape]

i just like the multiplier and he’s been decent

[split radish]

can UD please allow me the option to add cents to my brt

bet

that would be the biggest update in UD history

[vocal spindle]

Let’s collab on a streak and split the winnings if you win

[raw cape]

i asked that in feedback lmao

[shadow yew]

Frfr king

[vocal spindle]

But only if you win not if I win

[split radish]

Like it actually pmo

[dry flare]

bigger than rescues? bigger than 2-minute cancelations? NO

[dawn urchin]

MADE ONE LETS GO TENNIS

[weary mist]

oakland cws tickets prolly $2

[vocal spindle]

It’s 9:35 and we still have no lines

[weary mist]

for who

[dawn urchin]

Literally just made one

[grave phoenix]

Why you leave the cord g ? Were you there for cplays ?

[tired cedar]

Am I sick enough to bet on a video game player😭

[split radish]

🙁

[weary mist]

too toxic.

[grave phoenix]

feel that

[raw cape]

there’s a website where u can bet on the weather😭😭

[weary mist]

not paying $15 a month to get called slurs by the mods.

[tired cedar]

No shot wth

tney be bettin on anything

[weary mist]

and when they chalk they blame the members.

[raw cape]

hold up lemme find it😭😭

[tired cedar]

Is that bet thing trustable or hell nah?

[dry flare]

it is about time they added cents tho. back before multipliers it wasnt a big deal but now its beyond time

[split radish]

evan’s server gives free soccer picks

[weary mist]

i tried to message JMoney but he left me on delivered.

[split radish]

bro like every betting app has cents but UD, its so stupid

[raw cape]

cpplays? the guy that stole slips from prodigies?

[grave phoenix]

I heard about that 😅c

[dry flare]

yeah i don't understand what the hold up is. how hard is it to put cents in?

[scarlet crow]

Is there anything you wouldn’t bet on?

[weary mist]

whatttt? 😭

[primal mountain]

i need the locks

[grave phoenix]

Yeah it was a big deal in the cord

[scarlet crow]

What’s the community plays

[grave phoenix]

He got kicked out

[split radish]

trust in the madness joey

[weary mist]

when this happen?

[primal mountain]

omg i will

[grave phoenix]

In the last 2/3 days prob

[raw cape]

what’s funny is he denies it lmao

[weary mist]

cplays not a mod no more?

[split radish]

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[grave phoenix]

nah bro

[weary mist]

he has the biggest ego of any capper i’ve ever seen bro.

[scarlet crow]

Y’all be paying for plays?

[grave phoenix]

he tryna do his own cord I believe or join another cord

[weary mist]

i might join back i’m ngl.

[grave phoenix]

not me in that cord for life for free

[weary mist]

nah. i paid for insight into plays but the community was cool.

is he still in the cord so i can go shit talk.

[scarlet crow]

I’m ngl paying for plays is insane

[raw cape]

yeah cpplays denies that he stole from prodigies even with proof😭😭

[grave phoenix]

Nah he left bro

[vocal spindle]

I honestly can’t bet on esports

Bc if someone sells me I’d crash out

[vocal spindle]

And it would be so justified

it’s one thing to call a pro athlete a bum, but if I’m calling a dude who plays video games for a living a fat bum, it’s highkey accurate 😭😭

[grave phoenix]

Yeah I heard he was in the prods cord and then got kicked and he made a new account and got kicked again

[raw cape]

doesn’t surprise me😭

[weary mist]

fck that dude. his whole “strategy” was trash. just take the top pitchers FS regardless of matchup 😭

and when he chalks he yells at the members

[vocal spindle]

Bro why is there STILL no lines

[scarlet crow]

Esports Lowkey the best to bet on

[vocal spindle]

This highkey what me and Skol stueve did for the first 3 months of baseball and it worked

[weary mist]

idek why Jmoney associated with him

[vocal spindle]

It gets patched once July hits tho

[weary mist]

it worked but it’s not sustainable yk.

[hard mist]

Andrew Heaney walks allowed 🤔

[vocal spindle]

Yeah, batters get hot as season progresses

[split radish]

Forget it

As an astros fan

[raw cape]

😭😭

[split radish]

We do not walk a lot

[vocal spindle]

I forgot our ace Andrew Heaney is pitching

Take hits allowed

[split radish]

Lowk good strat

[raw cape]

he tried doing 2 golf 6 mans bc we called him out and he went like 2/6 and 3/6😭😭

[weary mist]

prodigies might’ve gotten a new member im ngl.

[raw cape]

i got his autograph when he was pitching for okstate😭

[grave phoenix]

Wait he was a mod in prods cord too ?

[vocal spindle]

As a rangers fan we always let Andrew Heaney pitch way longer than he should, bochy turns a blind eye to him getting shelled

[weary mist]

nah. a member i think

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts on Hunter brown ks?

[grave phoenix]

Ahh gotcha

[vocal spindle]

Absolutely not

[raw cape]

i mean i’m in a discord thats consistent in profit for golf. basically only thing i bet on😭

[grave phoenix]

damn I had a 3 day free trial for prod … that shit was like day 5 and I didn’t get kicked out but I felt bad and told him something was wrong with his link and he kicked me 😞😂

[hard mist]

Ngl I’m doing Patrick Corbin pitching outs over idc

[weary mist]

“i’m sorry for pre banging burnes. i thought a top 3 team in baseball wouldn’t choke. get the fck off my d1ck yall”
n1gga just say you chalked and move on 😭

[scarlet crow]

What’s the golf plays today 👀

[split radish]

seek help

[vocal spindle]

Rangers don’t K a lot, and even less at home bc it’s indoor so it’s easier to see the ball. Plus brown got bad history with the rangers

[raw cape]

not one until thursday

[split radish]

BROWN IS MY GOAT

[grave phoenix]

I love betting on golf 🔥

[vocal spindle]

Just hit my cashapp instead bro

[raw cape]

went up 15U in the olympic golf

[vocal spindle]

Your goat is not going over on Ks 😭

[split radish]

ik

[weary mist]

i hated his streams too bro. annoying ass canadian white kid with a lisp who threatened to fight people daily

[vocal spindle]

Even you as an Astros fan wouldn’t put your money on that lol

[split radish]

but hes gonna cook yall

[raw cape]

who cp?

[weary mist]

yeah

[hard mist]

https://tenor.com/view/onepursuittakes-opt-patrick-corbin-nats-nationals-gif-18075679

[raw cape]

bro has a lisp😭😭

[vocal spindle]

He your goat now, but you definitely wanted him cut from the team 2 months ago

[raw cape]

@vocal spindle i got a signed heaney baseball when he was pitching at okstate😭😭

completely forgot i had it and then saw him pitching and was like wait…

[sinful thunder]

Secured tickets to see the cardinals and dodgers next weekend 🔥

[hard mist]

Kyle Hendricks hits allowed 🤔

[vocal spindle]

That’s so random

[raw cape]

ik😭

[vocal spindle]

I used to have a signed Drew lock jersey

☠️☠️

[raw cape]

🐴 🍆

[weary mist]

yea. cooper was by far the worst person ever in the capping community

[vocal spindle]

I also gave a signed Josh Jung poster that’s rolled up in my closet bc what i look like having another man hung up on my wall?

[raw cape]

f it i’m taking rooker over 1.5 bases

[weary mist]

that’s so crazy i’m glad that guy lost his platform

[raw cape]

he’s in a golf cord i’m in and dude loves to shi talk but don’t back up with proof. “up $300 in 2 months” but won’t show his pikkit

[weary mist]

he was def bullied growing up

and he’s compensating for it now

[split radish]

nah, i knew he was gonna find his groove

[grave phoenix]

What other golf cord you in bro? I know jmoney and prod and propgeek but he ass

@raw cape

[weary mist]

i be getting my plays from oddsjam but prodigies sound good.

[vocal spindle]

He made me at least a band off his unders

[weary mist]

JMoney a cool dude but he be chalking sometimes.

[scarlet crow]

How much y’all pay for the cord

[grave phoenix]

Yeah I might join his again tbh he’s good

I’m only in one cord I pay 0.00

[split radish]

Best soccer capper ive seen is evan

[grave phoenix]

Yall didn’t see me in my prime then

[vocal spindle]

Join my cord for $3000 a day bro

I got locks, you’ll make it back in 1 slip

[grave phoenix]

Send link please

[gritty radish]

top tier edger right here^

[weary mist]

JMoney do $15 a month and he’s good.

[grave phoenix]

it’s worth it with Jmoney ain’t gonna lie turned 100 into 1800 last month with them

[split radish]

Join my cord for $2000 each month, you’ll make $1000 each day

👍🏽

[scarlet crow]

Only 1k? Not good enough

[weary mist]

yeah i only left cause i was tired of CPlays ruining the whole vibe of the people. fighting daily and sh1t talking people who just wanna get better at the game. ion like that

[grave phoenix]

for me it is for my unit size lol

Kodai been pocket watching all morning

[lunar patio]

sick of this chat

nfl plz

[vocal spindle]

My cord will make you 1 million a day

$1 to 1 million every single day

[grave phoenix]

Nah fr nfl hurry up

[vocal spindle]

Last year on NFL I bet strictly on vibes

And I had crazy profit

[lunar patio]

ik someone who had wheeler under k’s the last leg on they streak for 10k

[vocal spindle]

This year ima bet smart and cook

[weary mist]

@grave phoenix did Jmoney replace Cplays or nah

[grave phoenix]

Nah bro not yet

[grave phoenix]

He says he might that he found another golf capper

[vocal spindle]

Average odds bettor

[weary mist]

is the community less toxic now?

[grave phoenix]

if I’m on the last leg I’m hedging Fosho

[scarlet crow]

When is nfl back? I need more sports to chalk on

[grave phoenix]

Yeah I’d say so tbh

[scarlet crow]

I’m edging

[vocal spindle]

It’s 10am and lines still aren’t out

Smh

[weary mist]

i like trolling as much as the next guy but i fw just relaxing 😭

i remember cplays telling me “this B guy talk so much sh1t. he should go make his own server if he knows so much” whole time he was stealing plays. 😭

all i said was “i like justin steele PO’s more than FS tbh”

[vocal spindle]

Boom fantasy has a $100 protected play today

[bleak mountain]

anyone know when they drop fantasy

for hitters

[weary mist]

at this point never 😭😭

they sleeping hard rn in the office

[bleak mountain]

this app is ass lmaoo

[vocal spindle]

I’d hedge with like 300 bc I’m fine with 300 profit and I still would get a shot at 9.5k

[weary mist]

ong i need books so bad 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

I been waiting on it too

[raw cape]

hmmm

[weary mist]

@grave phoenix prod do sports other than golf?

[vocal spindle]

@scarlet crow you use the boom $100 protected play?

[grave phoenix]

I think he’s pure golf bro tbh

[weary mist]

hard to justify $20 a month if he’s only doing a seasonal sport i’m ngl.

[grave phoenix]

Yeah honestly

[vocal spindle]

Hedging a 10k extremely rare odds for guaranteed profit is WAY different than hedging your $5 3 man slip with another $5 3 man slip that can still chalk

Please don’t compare that ever again.

[grave phoenix]

I just checked rn he lowered to 10 maybe cause of that reason but still yeah golf ending soon

[weary mist]

i might make a comeback to Jmoney tho.

i got some dawgs in there i miss.

[lunar patio]

THE PITCHER BOARD IS SO AMAZING TODAY

[scarlet crow]

Wtf $100 protected?!

[vocal spindle]

I’m ngl it kinda is

[scarlet crow]

I might make an account ngl

[vocal spindle]

I’ll dm you

[weary mist]

idk who he’s looking at. 😭😭😭

[split radish]

what else guys

[scarlet crow]

Bruh they would give a $100 protected the day the board is ass

[vocal spindle]

Nah todays pitchers are free fades I can’t lie

[raw cape]

some smaller name but he’s consistent and has only lost money from 3 total golf tournaments this season

[vocal spindle]

He’s kinda right

[split radish]

Webb under Ks and gallen under Ks are locks of the day

[grave phoenix]

Oh shit 👀

[weary mist]

what’s his name

[raw cape]

yeah this was olympics

up 9U from olympics total

there’s more but only allows me to send 9

[lunar patio]

kyle hendricks…

[weary mist]

drop the name quit gatekeeping 😭

i’m tryna give him my business

[scarlet crow]

English or Spanish

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/sandwich-thin-donald-duck-gif-9429497

[raw cape]

i dm’d u

[split radish]

Send me too pls

[raw cape]

warning cpplays is in the non-member chat

[split radish]

And ill love u forever

[raw cape]

dm’d u

[vocal spindle]

If you know ball you know what to do

[weary mist]

😭

[split radish]

Also the nfl promo ends in like 50 mins

[vocal spindle]

Too bad another is replacing it

Does anyone know if PP has batter fantasy up rn?

[bleak mountain]

uncle drew

[raw cape]

they do

[vocal spindle]

Wow

Come on UD

Been waiting 2 hours for it

Hunter brown fantasy bumped down

[analog apex]

You had him for over ?

[vocal spindle]

No

[analog apex]

UD don’t even got his fanasty up

Tf is taking long

[vocal spindle]

They just pulled it

It was up all morning

They pulled gallen and Webb now too

[analog apex]

His Earned runs valid ?

[vocal spindle]

Idk

[vocal spindle]

It’s back

[scarlet crow]

The streak gotta end one day right?!

[vocal spindle]

Won’t be today

BATTER FANTASY FINALLY DROPPED

@weary mist @bleak mountain @hard kraken

[primal mountain]

I'm following THE MADNESS

[tired cedar]

I tailed pls don’t sell me🙏🏼

@dawn urchin

[bleak mountain]

devers only at 7.5

hes going to the mooooon

elly 0/11 his past 3 games hasnt hit a homer since july 14

[agile gull]

who is someone good to add to a streak im on my 3 leg

[bleak mountain]

its happening tdy

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain do you like rooker today

[dawn urchin]

Nothing is a guarantee in this betting world except pain

[split radish]

WHO SAYS NO

[bleak mountain]

not rlly

[tired cedar]

I took ur word tho I have faith 🙏🏼 @dawn urchin

[vocal spindle]

Thanks

[split radish]

WILL SMITH FANTASY POINTS UNDER

TRUST

[dawn urchin]

It’s going to be refunded if you did the 2 man one of the players in the 1st game just quit.

[agile gull]

trusting

[weary mist]

type shit.

[tired cedar]

I make a big leg with it on mine so what that leg will just be voided ?

[abstract citrus]

Bro I need this ugly ass green off me.

Need that blue

[weary mist]

$2 lay

not confident at all ngl

but $2 is $2

[abstract citrus]

Webb gonna cash. I see him getting shelled today

[dawn urchin]

Arthur

I did a 2 man slip so mine will be voided

[vocal spindle]

That 100 dollars gonna hit different in March 2025

[weary mist]

i hedged him im ngl. matchup is tooooo good for him to go that much under.

i could see Glasnow going under 41.5 and webb over 31.5

but that’s not my main slips

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-no-way-john-mcenroe-tantrum-gif-11363041

[scarlet crow]

Discount gon chalk and you gotta stare at that L all year😭

[dawn urchin]

Sadly just getting my money back because one of the players quit during the match

[weary mist]

“fix it.” 😭

[granite ermine]

Hedrick lower Ks or Webb over fpts?

[vocal spindle]

Would I be crazy if I locked this in

[scarlet crow]

Tell her buy more

[dawn urchin]

Our dawg trying to fix it

[raw cape]

i wouldn’t do that😭

[vocal spindle]

10 on this?

[split radish]

😂😂😂😂

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

Ah, Ketel "HR IN THE 9TH" Marte

[gritty radish]

what it do flight crew

[sweet sundial]

We good or no?

[lunar patio]

brotha

this not cashing

it don’t even look like u put thought into it

[grand iron]

💀💀

[sweet sundial]

Nope just went off they stats that UD showed 😭

Why won’t it hit tho?

[vocal spindle]

Oh nah

[sweet sundial]

Look I just wanna know why it won’t hit

[bleak mountain]

semien hitting a homer

[vocal spindle]

Yeah yo ultimate team not getting any better

[tired cedar]

What happened to him being banned @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

Don’t say that

[vocal spindle]

Logan Allen happened

[bleak mountain]

broo u cant do this

[scarlet crow]

We need a promo

[vocal spindle]

That be EXACTLY what UD wants you to do fr

[sweet sundial]

I think it’ll hit

I’m confident

[bleak mountain]

shit

if u confident thats all that matters 😂

[sweet sundial]

Thank you 🤣

[vocal spindle]

When Josh bell hits a grand slam don’t say I didn’t tell you

[tired cedar]

You confident on ur slip @vocal spindle might tail tbh

[bleak mountain]

seager looks nice

[vocal spindle]

(This is not happening)

[vocal spindle]

I chickened out

Wind shifted on dbacks vs guards game

[tired cedar]

Don’t be a puss

[vocal spindle]

So not a fan of the homer slip anymore

[split radish]

WE BELIEVE

[tired cedar]

what’s a slip that someone’s confident in? I want a banger tdy tired of Ls

[bleak mountain]

holy fuck

lindor to the moon

[vocal spindle]

More NFL discounts, just what we ALL wanted

Not

[split radish]

I wanted it

[abstract citrus]

Oh boy L5 bettor

[bleak mountain]

mcneil been money lately

mcneil and lindor both going yard

[split radish]

best promo is either diggs or stroud

[bleak mountain]

cj

[vocal spindle]

Stroud by far

But I still won’t take it

[split radish]

abrams under FP

schwarber under FP

[hard mist]

Need a Justin Jefferson week 1 discount 🙏

[bleak mountain]

insured cause of seager

[bleak mountain]

chalk

[vocal spindle]

Royce 💀

[bleak mountain]

lmaoo

whats wrong w it

[vocal spindle]

Guaranteed to be a 9th inning sweat

[raw cape]

@vocal spindle

[bleak mountain]

ok wind is serious but that doesnt determine everything

[vocal spindle]

He can hit it hard enough to be 450 in calm air and it’ll still be a fly out if it’s in the first 3 innings

[bleak mountain]

i think they adjust to how the wind is 😭

[vocal spindle]

I would’ve went HRR over fantasy

[bleak mountain]

no cuz he got walk potential

hrr is a .9x

[vocal spindle]

It affects the ball distance traveled dramatically

It’s everything for home runs but not much else

[bleak mountain]

no shit

[vocal spindle]

Fair enough

[bleak mountain]

let me cook

[vocal spindle]

I mean it is Kyle Hendricks so bro might hit it 400+ anyways

[bleak mountain]

hendricks is so ass

[vocal spindle]

I’m fully convinced I could hit a double on Kyle Hendricks in 3 at bats

And you can’t change my mind on that

[bleak mountain]

omm

[raw cape]

over era for hendricks?

it’s + money

[vocal spindle]

I won’t

[raw cape]

ok bet

[vocal spindle]

I’m not placing any more slips unless I see sum crazy

[raw cape]

opinion on this? haven’t placed it yet

[split radish]

Why is everyone on fitzgerald today

Goofy ass name

[abstract citrus]

Community

Definitely a no go

[split radish]

Ok

[bleak mountain]

if they drop ramos shit

take that instead

[vocal spindle]

Batting 1.000 against Corbin with 1.333 slugging

And Corbin is garbage

And wind is in favor of righties

And he’s super streaky, gets a lot of multi hit games as well as xbh

[raw cape]

tyler is 3/3 on AB’s against corbin.

bat has been hot too

[raw cape]

can u check rooker?

[vocal spindle]

How Corbin batting against himself

[vocal spindle]

What site is that first screenshot from

[bleak mountain]

i swear i said it

gameday insights

[vocal spindle]

Preesh

[bleak mountain]

$10 a month its worth it

[vocal spindle]

Oh yeah that’s light

[bleak mountain]

whos the pitcher

[raw cape]

i meant tyler my b

[raw cape]

jonathan cannon

no h2h matchup stats

[bleak mountain]

u sure?

[raw cape]

cannon a rookie

[bleak mountain]

its alr

[raw cape]

i mean it’s all greens, that’s a good thing right?

[bleak mountain]

its jus that a diff website has a diff pitcher listed

ohh cannon not pitching

they called up a top prospect

[raw cape]

so it’s bush?

everyone saying cannon

[bleak mountain]

its not search it up

so like i put bushs pitch types in

and rooker bats .250 with a 1.500 ops vs them

[sly plank]

Probably

[bleak mountain]

80% hard hit rate

[raw cape]

gotcha

[bleak mountain]

butler might be better

[raw cape]

good or bad

[bleak mountain]

rlly good

[raw cape]

ah so rooker is like a 60/40 play?

[bleak mountain]

yeah

[raw cape]

ok thank u

imma take my chances with the +money

[bleak mountain]

i like butler more

[humble jungle]

1.5 hrr is good for butler?

[vocal spindle]

Wdym by pitch types? Like his pitch mix?

[tacit knot]

another nfl discount

blowing my brains out

[bleak mountain]

like curveballs fastball all that

[raw cape]

yeah butler - odds tho. i like the + odds for rooker

[abstract citrus]

Maybe it was good you self excluded lmao

[bleak mountain]

they scared to put contreras lines

[scarlet crow]

There’s no way they still doing these nfl promos

They trolling at this point

[vocal spindle]

Who need the locks 💀

[split radish]

Bro it doesnt let me pick for streaks

Wtf

[vocal spindle]

Crying emoji for diggs is crazy

[dry flare]

i dont even get why he chose that for diggs

[split radish]

UD EXPERT HELP!

why doesnt it let me pick for streaks

[vocal spindle]

I hate fliff

[split radish]

i had pham too

great minds think alike

[vocal spindle]

I booked Red Sox over 4.5 total score and it said accept new odds so I pressed it and somehow it changes to royals over 5.5 total score

and fliff doesn’t let you cancel slips

Smh

[bleak mountain]

im pissed

they made butler a reg payout before i made the slip

was a 1.1x demon

[split radish]

Pham was a 1.25x for 1.5 TB

nvm he still is

[long oracle]

Castellanos might go yard today💀 stock market crashed

[vocal spindle]

Put your life savings on Castellanos homer and then go shoot at someone famous

Free money glitch

[long oracle]

🤣

bro is at +700 to hit one too

[vocal spindle]

I miss anytime td scorer slips

[raw cape]

fr?😭😭

[split radish]

Dell anytime td last year was like the best scorcher ever

[vocal spindle]

$10 for $1000 every Sunday

[vocal spindle]

Cap

Mostert

[split radish]

BRO IT DOESNT LET ME PICK FOR STREAKS

WTF

[split radish]

Oh yea

I remember

[raw cape]

i just put $5 on it lmao

[long oracle]

yeah entire market crashed, nick might go yard🤣

[long oracle]

might be free ngl

[raw cape]

US down trillions from the crash

just looked it up

[long oracle]

yeah it’s insane

I think Adin lost $37 million💀

[raw cape]

prize doesn’t have nick’s home run prop up

it’s a 4.75x on UD

[long oracle]

On books it’s +650 to +700

[hard kraken]

Close app open again

[raw cape]

kepler over 1.5 bases. he’s 3/3, 1.000 batting % against kyle

[long oracle]

Semien splits are insane against brown

[raw cape]

yeah i put $5 to win $45😭

[long oracle]

that might be free bro, he always goes yard when major events happen

[vocal spindle]

Not happening

Don’t fall for the trap

[bleak mountain]

lmao watch semien play like ass

[vocal spindle]

As a rangers fan I expect no less

[long oracle]

mf better come through

[bleak mountain]

adolis felloff

[vocal spindle]

I think we can all agree the rangers are the WORST team for betting

[raw cape]

i’m not

[raw cape]

i hope😭

[split radish]

Tried that

[vocal spindle]

They aren’t bad enough to be free for pitchers, and they don’t K at all so fantasy out the window, but the offense is so perfectly mediocre that it’s not safe to go under or over on ERs, and none of the batters are a good over or a good under

[bleak mountain]

that rangers run tho

amazing

[vocal spindle]

And they have mid history against every pitcher

Rangers are legitimately the worst team to bet on in all of baseball

And it sucks bc I like to have a slip when I go to the games, but there’s nothing good for me to bet on

[split radish]

Luckiest run ever

adolis was on roids

the whole team had peaked at the same time

[vocal spindle]

Still on roids

[split radish]

no he got caught and stopped, thats why he sucks now

[vocal spindle]

Baseball just about getting hot at the right time

[vocal spindle]

Wrong

He still on roids, he just ain’t good at hitting a baseball lol

[split radish]

thats what the postseason is

[vocal spindle]

Dbacks should’ve never made the world serious either

[split radish]

although the 2022 stros had like the best pitching staff in all of baseball

[bleak mountain]

bro what

he was never caught

[split radish]

Yes he was

[vocal spindle]

Wrong

[bleak mountain]

no he wasn’t 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Source?

[split radish]

bro read all the twitter posts

[bleak mountain]

all allegations

[split radish]

and accusations

and stopped

trust

[vocal spindle]

Send a source

[bleak mountain]

exactly accusations

[vocal spindle]

Accusations isn’t caught

[bleak mountain]

nothing confirmed lmao

[grizzled ferry]

Yo wassup

[split radish]

u could tell he was on roids

[bleak mountain]

i remember niggas was tryna dismiss that ws win

[split radish]

im not dismissing the 2023 win

its legit

but garcia was on roids

[bleak mountain]

thats not proof lmaoo

[vocal spindle]

You can tell he’s still on roids

[bleak mountain]

i can say lebron looks like hes on roids

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[bleak mountain]

doesn’t mean he is

[vocal spindle]

Lebron don’t look like he on roids, but Adolis got all the tell tale signs of roids

[bleak mountain]

drug test him

[split radish]

watch the moment abreu hit him on accident in game 5 of the alcs

[vocal spindle]

Adolis would fail a drug test so quick lol

Astros fan talking about cheating is crazy work tho

[split radish]

i dont deny we cheated but altuve didnt cheat

[bleak mountain]

bro ts was so funny

[raw cape]

if nick homers today that would be hilarious😭

[bleak mountain]

yo so if we going off conspiracy

i think adolis has a high chance to be on roids

but if we going off if theres proof

then maybe not

[split radish]

if u watch how angry he got last yr off simple things

u could tell

obviously no concrete proof

but still

[chrome rock]

Bro was on roids that entire playoff run 😭

[split radish]

Yepp

[bleak mountain]

astros fan talking abt cheating is nasty work

[vocal spindle]

From my experience watching baseball the best roster never wins

[vocal spindle]

Getting angry means nothing

Hella people get angry

Tommy Pham crashed out when he was playing us and he ain’t on no roids

[split radish]

Well tommys always been like that

[vocal spindle]

Adolis is still so clearly on roids anyways lol

[split radish]

never works

always been that way

[vocal spindle]

So you don’t think someone in the biggest games of their career wouldn’t be more passionate and emotional?

[lunar patio]

i just don’t understand the point of nfl discounts rn

[bleak mountain]

i got a’s winning the division

and the ws

[lunar patio]

and these nfl discounts look sweaty

[bleak mountain]

barry bonds was on roids

[lunar patio]

i think this season fin be sweaty lmao

[split radish]

Well if i got hit in a crucial game 5 of a postseason series when the series is 2-2, probably not

[lunar patio]

we will see tho

might be a lot of unders

[vocal spindle]

A’s been the best in the division recently tbh, if it wasn’t for them sucking to start off they’d be in the convo

[umbral zealot]

ohtani under fantasy?

[split radish]

If yall think the a’s are good rn

[bleak mountain]

whos winning the ws

[split radish]

the 2019 a’s were different man

[vocal spindle]

You wouldn’t be more passionate in a crucial game of the biggest series of your career?

[umbral zealot]

he was 0-3 and 2 SOs vs aaron nola last h2h

[chrome rock]

The a's are a good offense recently but their pitching is terrible

If they had mariners pitching they would be playoff contention with this current lineup

[bleak mountain]

fuck the mariners

[split radish]

No because its a free base, why would the pitcher intentionally hit me in a crucial game 5 😭 abreus not known to hold grudges like that either lol

[bleak mountain]

dogshit ass franchise

actually fuck them

[chrome rock]

Mariners pitching is elite tho

[split radish]

We swept their asses in 2022

[chrome rock]

there offense cant produce a run

[split radish]

That yordan walkoff had me crying

[bleak mountain]

fluke ass record

[chrome rock]

😭

[bleak mountain]

they maxed out their pitching attributes

[chrome rock]

Every time theres a bad event castellanos hits a homer, so a stock market crash castellanos must homer tonight

[vocal spindle]

I’d be pissed if the pitcher beaned my team’s best batter. What are you talking about

[chrome rock]

Thats the logic but idk if the event is bad enough

Like trump assasination he went 450 deep but stock market crash idk

[split radish]

Its a 2-2 series, hes not gonna do it on purpose especially when its a 2 run game

[chrome rock]

Bro became a different batter

[bleak mountain]

so casty homer

[vocal spindle]

Adolis was carrying the offense and you think it wouldn’t benefit the pitcher for him to be out injured?

[chrome rock]

Might be worth 0.25u tbh

[bleak mountain]

mets winning the world series

[split radish]

no because ur entire lineup was cracked that series lmao

[umbral zealot]

any fw this

against nola

[split radish]

mf jung was playing like a vet

[vocal spindle]

The fact that I’m even able to argue this shows there is genuine reason for him to be angry.

[split radish]

heim was having the year of his life

Seager was always amazing

[vocal spindle]

Who won alcs mvp tho?

Point proven

[bleak mountain]

damn

[bleak mountain]

😂

[hard kraken]

Comeback today

[split radish]

adolis but that doesnt mean crap if ur whole lineup was producing

anyways

that still doesnt take away from the fact he was on roids

[vocal spindle]

100% is crazy

[vocal spindle]

Not was, still is

[split radish]

Wait

is the series against rhe rangers for the boot

[vocal spindle]

Astros only team that can’t complain about cheating tho

[split radish]

like is this the last series foe this yr vs tx

[vocal spindle]

Should be

[split radish]

not complaining, just stating the obvious

[vocal spindle]

Like how judge should’ve been mvp

[split radish]

oh so yall gotta win the series to win the boot

we just gotta take 2

Vs yall

[bleak mountain]

why is a astros fan talking abt cheating

[split radish]

Basically whoever wins the series wins the boot

[vocal spindle]

Ion care bout no boot ngl

[split radish]

Only award yall might win this year tbh, make it count!!

[vocal spindle]

that ring gonna get me through the next 10 years of rangers baseball dawg

[split radish]

😂😂😂

Yall could’ve had 2

Rn

If yall didnt choke in 2011

[vocal spindle]

2 Dallas teams always have to sell

It’s inevitable

And one is always the cowboys

So rangers and mavs can’t win in the same year

2011 mavs won so rangers couldn’t

This past seasons rangers won so mavs couldn’t

[bleak mountain]

yordans roided up

[vocal spindle]

Stars also choked this year tho

[vocal spindle]

Yordan sucks

I hate yordan

He’s impossible to bet on

[bleak mountain]

yo is it true braves fans hate ozuna

[vocal spindle]

Literally no stat or metric gives you any insight on yordan

He just gets a hit when he wants to and doesn’t when he doesn’t want to

[split radish]

Yeah no

hes always been good since 2019

[vocal spindle]

Nah he sucks

[bleak mountain]

braves fans hate ozuna

[split radish]

The day he debuted he was a god

[split radish]

Women beater

[bleak mountain]

trash ass contact

[tired cedar]

@dawn urchin why on safari Brandon nak says suspended? Is that another void?😭

[split radish]

He has like our most iconic moments

[bleak mountain]

poverty astros

[chrome rock]

Yeah you need consistency for betting

[bleak mountain]

yankees fan 😂

[vocal spindle]

Please don’t lose 100% again

[dawn urchin]

Nope weather

[bleak mountain]

been a year since ramirez beat anderson ass

[tired cedar]

So what happens now wait for the thing to go back or it’s postponed

[split radish]

ooh

[bleak mountain]

he going yard

[split radish]

texans playing their starters vs the steelers

[tired cedar]

@dawn urchin

[dawn urchin]

Just waiting for the weather to pass. Tennis has an issue with not having roofs…. Kinda an issue you could imagine

[hard kraken]

My unit sizes are high all it takes is one to hit and I’m back in the green for the month today should be that Green Day

[chrome rock]

W Pikkit

If I had higher unit sizes man I could make this my full time side hustle

[hard kraken]

I just throw money at things sometimes

It’s a habit of mine I need to get under wraps

[vocal spindle]

Same

[hard kraken]

I toss like $50-$100+ on ever slip

I see people in chat putting $5-$25 and happy with their winnings

Coming from big casino wins I’m just used to wanting high winnings

[raw cape]

hendricks 1.5 era?

also someone put $500 on the white sox to straight up win😭

[vocal spindle]

That’s what I do

[vocal spindle]

Who

[chrome rock]

Good bet ngl

[raw cape]

this dude on fliff

[chrome rock]

Athletics vs white sox

battle of the shit

[vocal spindle]

The payout ain’t even worth it

[raw cape]

that’s what i’m saying

how we feeling abt trent’s birthday ML parlay😭

[hard kraken]

Feel bad for them they say the odds was 700+

[vocal spindle]

Jonah bride might homer today

[chrome rock]

Good value on patrick corbin 5.5 hits on fliff still

I had it at -125

[hard kraken]

Linked my boom fantasy to my pikkit

Want the 1k win to show

[bleak mountain]

fuck tim anderson

[hard kraken]

If it cashs

[shadow yew]

My god

[scarlet crow]

I’m ngl gang it’s time to retire

[shadow yew]

Frfr

[unborn yoke]

Wait wtf

[raw cape]

trent’s😭😭

[unborn yoke]

Yo is this clickbait

[hard kraken]

Change to dollars

I’m so glad I went to Italy

[raw cape]

it’s trent’s pikkit

[craggy pendant]

Who is Trent?

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t know it was compatible

[hard kraken]

And couldn’t bet

For a month

[hard kraken]

Just checked and it worked

[bleak mountain]

nigga

thats my pikkit

[raw cape]

trent attyah

[bleak mountain]

tf are u talking abt

[hard kraken]

The fat dude on x

[craggy pendant]

Gotcha

[vocal spindle]

Wait fr?

[vocal spindle]

Oh lol

[dry flare]

and people will still tail everything he posts

[vocal spindle]

Ik trent sucks at betting, but his nfl TikToks are mad entertaining

The surgical six edits

[chrome rock]

The problem with trent is he parlays everything and almost every parlay loses

Its not even that he doesnt hit any of the lines in the parlay

[vocal spindle]

Is Trent sponsored?

How can he withstand these L’s

[chrome rock]

Yes he gets paid millions genuinely just to lose

Because of the amount of exposure he gives to prizepicks and all the other fantasy apps and sportsbooks

[hard kraken]

You’d probably be up so much just by simply reversing his picks and flexing

[chrome rock]

Like look at this parlay 💀

Good player = take the over

[hard kraken]

He puts like $500 on judge HR demon & Ohtani HR demon and Ronaldo goal

[brittle lily]

His job is to make us lose money

[chrome rock]

😭

[hard kraken]

Top one and bottom two are on my slips

He will go 4/6 on that 6 man

[brittle lily]

That’s why I don’t listen to none of these people on Twitter or instagram

[vocal spindle]

Tbh it’s not even a terrible slip, he just gotta stop doing so many legs

[vocal spindle]

It’s a 5 man

[chrome rock]

Exactly and non insured

Crazy unit sizes tho $2,000

[vocal spindle]

He flexed that one

[chrome rock]

oh he did my b i didnt see the bottom

[dawn urchin]

NRFI slip of the day

[gusty lantern]

All of them bumped

[chrome rock]

😭

[sly grove]

need some picks

[shadow yew]

So how do I place the bet frfr

In MO do I not have that option

[lunar patio]

can we get slips please

[vocal spindle]

NOOOOO

[elder coyote]

Thoughts on this

[finite dock]

shoehi plate appearance

[vocal spindle]

Cannon isn’t gonna play today so this whole slip is gonna void

[finite dock]

shohei*

[vocal spindle]

I can’t remember the last time I got a random 0.5

[finite dock]

ayo wtf

[hard kraken]

Wait, there is really a promo.5 play appearance for Ohtani

?

[finite dock]

ye it jus popped up for me a lil bit ago

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 3x SPICY

[dry flare]

i thought they still honor nrfi even if the pitcher changed?

[vocal spindle]

Nope, illegal

Because you’re betting on the pitcher not on the team.

That’s a lawsuit if they respect it despite pitcher changes

[gritty radish]

Why did seagers pepper get too men off

[hard kraken]

Check dm

[gritty radish]

Total bases

[dry flare]

@vocal spindle

[gritty radish]

Why did they take off seagers o1.5 bases

[vocal spindle]

@dry flare

lol

[dry flare]

😭

[dawn urchin]

Don’t think so because remember the rangers pitcher that got injured right before the game

[dawn urchin]

JP KEEPS NAMES

[dry flare]

so my original answer was right that day

[vocal spindle]

I can’t lie that one was a little embarrassing

[dry flare]

i was right originally

[split radish]

Bro i cant pick for streaks

wtf is going on

[dry flare]

streaks are a trap anyway

[split radish]

i wanna try once

[vocal spindle]

Streaks aren’t available in Texas

[grand iron]

Slips?

[hasty bronze]

Best I got was 7/11

[split radish]

yeah they are

i have it on my app

[vocal spindle]

Nope

Try it

[hard kraken]

Ohtani fantasy at 9.5

[split radish]

i just placed a streak yesterday dude

[vocal spindle]

I’ve been crossing the Oklahoma state line to book my streaks

[split radish]

😭

[hard kraken]

No way😭

[vocal spindle]

Blacked out suvs gonna show up at your houses

[vocal spindle]

Nah I’m just joking lol

They are available in Texas

Tho Oklahoma is only like 35 minutes from dfw so it wouldn’t be that bad anyway

[split radish]

Yeah it doesnt let me choose tho

[vocal spindle]

Me and the boys be hitting up winstar

[split radish]

like its driving me insane

[vocal spindle]

Contact DoorDash support

[split radish]

🙅‍♂️

[restive panther]

Locks?

[sinful thunder]

They patched it, dw about trying to get the link lol

[hard kraken]

No way

[vocal spindle]

He caught yo ahh

[split radish]

Count ur days underdog

[hard kraken]

That’s so cringe

[sinful thunder]

You get this popup now

[dry flare]

the expert of experts

[hard kraken]

Whoever got that .5 is probably down so much

I remember at some point my Underdog account limit for .5 was $50 and not 10

[unborn yoke]

I was thinking the same like if your account under 5 you get random squares but I could be wrong

[dry flare]

when i was out of state and couldnt play for a few weeks i started getting them like every day and i still had money in my account

[bleak mountain]

trump gonna use ts in his campaign

[lunar patio]

hunter brown over @vocal spindle

[brittle lily]

I’ve given up on elly de La Cruz, he’s had his linsanity run and now he’s back to being himself

[primal mountain]

I'm taking his stolen bases

lol

[tiny topaz]

JLove for president

[brittle lily]

That’s literally the only thing he’s good at, he need to try bunts for all his ab

[grand iron]

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