┆⚾・baseball

[bleak mountain]

dolphins r a football team

[vocal spindle]

Tommy Pham when it’s not his first at bat in a game against the rangers ☠️

[weary mist]

yes i know this but then why did he say astros and dolphins game. 😭

[true shoal]

Please Nolan

[median dawn]

Slide a nuke

[bleak mountain]

oh

[vocal spindle]

They’re playing a baseball game for charity

[bleak mountain]

whoever said that is a dumbass

[vocal spindle]

They have the same sponsor

[weary mist]

then i said “texans bro?” and he said “no bro”

[vocal spindle]

So it’s a fundraising thing

[bleak mountain]

we havent won a playoff series in 23 years

[vocal spindle]

It’s just a game for fun

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-smoke-smoking-gif-25339895

[weary mist]

who are you

[bleak mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-baby-blunt-gif-20909728

[vocal spindle]

Series in football is crazy

[split radish]

Donovan u should homer here

[vocal spindle]

Me when my team loses game 7 of the nfc championship ☠️

[hard kraken]

ALEC yes

[brittle lily]

He’s trolling

[hard kraken]

Wait

How is that not a hit

[vocal spindle]

Nah we both dolphins fans

He’s being fr

[brittle lily]

I don’t give a piss about any team but the thunder

[vocal spindle]

We haven’t won a playoff game in either of our lifetimes

[split radish]

Ngl

[vocal spindle]

I’m talking about me and @bleak mountain

[split radish]

If steele sells here

cubs bullpen is cheeks

[vocal spindle]

Reached on error

Walk

[weary mist]

this my first season watching baseball and tbh. football so much better

[split radish]

Yeah ur smoking

[vocal spindle]

If that walk gets in, chalk Steele over

[hard kraken]

Bruh

[split radish]

Have u ever watched the mlb postseason

[hard kraken]

I need alec

Run

Here

[weary mist]

no bro 😭

[hard kraken]

Than hit last ab

To cash

[vocal spindle]

Nah he kinda cooking, nfl way better

[hard kraken]

1.5 hrr

[split radish]

My team has never made it past the Divisional round so

[vocal spindle]

But I did enjoy baseball this year, it was my first time seriously being into it

[split radish]

im kinda cooking trust

[weary mist]

nfl = nba > cfb > mlb

[vocal spindle]

At least yall have won a playoff game

[vocal spindle]

I’m not a cfb fan

[weary mist]

i follow loosely

[brittle lily]

Yea man, I’m reading chat
You guys aren’t winning shi with tua. The only way you guys can win a game is if’s it’s a 2 score game

[vocal spindle]

I might start this year tho

Cfb just too hard to track

[hard kraken]

Steele

100 PC

5ks

[split radish]

Mark canha single might be the move tmr

[hard mist]

Steele been going crazy

[hard kraken]

6ks

[vocal spindle]

Steele fantasy went over no matter what now even if run gets in

[brittle lily]

Imagine needing a Hail Mary from tua in the afc championship🤣

[split radish]

Not yet

[vocal spindle]

Yes

[weary mist]

the ev give and the ev take. ☹️

[hard kraken]

Pages double

[split radish]

If 2 runs score here and cubs choked the lead

[vocal spindle]

He got pulled with 36

[vocal spindle]

He doesn’t need the win

And the guy on 2nd is off an error

[hard mist]

Steele FP ✅

[deep sparrow]

YEAAAA

[vocal spindle]

So it wouldn’t be an earned run for Steele

[deep sparrow]

RING THAT MF UP

CASH STEELE

[split radish]

Oh yea

U right

[deep sparrow]

GIMME THAT GREEN MONEYYYY

[vocal spindle]

Steele can only get 1 er here max so even without win he will cash with 34 if they give up the run

[deep sparrow]

💰💰💰💰

[brittle lily]

Tyreek hill and Jaylen waddle are the only reasons tua has a starting quarterback job😂

[lilac spindle]

Steele him

[split radish]

Yo i might touch semien and canha single tmr

[sweet sundial]

Dawg I can’t take all these fuckin heartbreaks man

[hard kraken]

You were right Sunday mlb

🚮

[vocal spindle]

Fr lol

[deep sparrow]

Steele getting poosyyyy tn

[vocal spindle]

I need UD to process my withdrawal

And cash me out

[deep sparrow]

pitching like a mf

[vocal spindle]

Pause

[hard kraken]

Seiya

And Cody

Up

Here

Need smth

[true shoal]

Can Nolan please hit a ball again

[vocal spindle]

You giving it?

[hard mist]

Cubs ML and over 4.5 runs was the play on FanDuel

[split radish]

Semen demon a single merchant vs brown and canha a single demon vs corbin

[deep sparrow]

hell nah nigxa i’m straight no weird BS

[vocal spindle]

Semien HRR or tb imo

[split radish]

Tb atm

[deep sparrow]

ain’t fw dat bull shit my boy

[vocal spindle]

Might play the value on tb

[split radish]

his tb is a scorcher

[vocal spindle]

1.25 is crazy

[vocal spindle]

You can’t be this fragile dawg

[true shoal]

I’m stuck bruh give me this green Nolan Fuck

[vocal spindle]

getting this defensive you prolly do actually swing that way, just chill my brotha and you’d be coolin

[split radish]

Imma touch you bro shhhhh

[deep sparrow]

no disrespect

[true shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/what-tate-power-seriously-gif-15179198

[vocal spindle]

All good

[split radish]

my nigga what are u saying

[vocal spindle]

I’d prolly delete this if I were you tho just so you don’t get banned

[deep sparrow]

u right good looks brotha🤣😂🙏

[deep sparrow]

how tf u say the n word

[split radish]

LMAOOOOOO

[hard kraken]

Because you ain’t that nigga

[split radish]

😭😭😭😭😭

[hard kraken]

😂

[split radish]

bro tried 3 times

[hard kraken]

Cubs hitters having a field day with this dude

[deep sparrow]

u tripping 2

[gritty radish]

need that nolan too 😔

[split radish]

AMED ROSARIO U ARE MY FADE FOR TMR

5/30 career vs nola is disgusting

[vocal spindle]

8/33 after tmrw

[split radish]

😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

All homers too

(I don’t even know who he is)

[split radish]

Will smith 2/17 vs nola

[hard kraken]

Holy fuck

[split radish]

Tommy edman 1/17 vs nola

[hard kraken]

Cody

A bitch

Seiya

[split radish]

i told tou

[hard kraken]

Cash

Fantasy

[split radish]

he was going under from day 1

[bleak mountain]

cody doesnt respect coin lmao

hes been banned

[vocal spindle]

Keep my wife’s name out yo mudda fing mouth

[hard kraken]

Noted

Ong

wtf

Is this bitch doing

But if I took the under

[split radish]

Josh naylor 0/11 vs gallen

[hard kraken]

Homer

First ab

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-congratulations-gif-27345569

[hard mist]

Ong tf was em swings im weak 🤣

[vocal spindle]

I still didn’t ever understand why yall took Cody

[hard kraken]

Fr tho

Like cut this nigga from the team

[split radish]

cuz he was free cash

[hard kraken]

Only hope for this mf is a pitcher with a 8.75 ERA avg

Pitching

💀

[vocal spindle]

If I was in the mlb I’d never strike out swinging

[hard kraken]

Fr

[vocal spindle]

I just wouldn’t ever swing

[split radish]

Until you face a 100 mph fastball from chapman

[deep sparrow]

105

[hard mist]

I think he get one more chance I hope just gotta pray he do something 💀

[split radish]

yeah im taking yordan over tmr

hes so due

and heaney is shit asf

[true shoal]

I’m stressed tf out man

[hard kraken]

He will cash

Don’t trip

A walk or single

[true shoal]

Man it’s the 8th inning he cutting it too damn close

[split radish]

Sum light

[hard kraken]

Winn lied out

[bleak mountain]

semen

semien

smart

[hard kraken]

Willson single

Nolan walked

[bleak mountain]

yordan been so ass recently

[hard kraken]

Gold k

[true shoal]

Thank you

[split radish]

good numbers vs heaney and he does better on the road

[hard kraken]

Just pre calling stuff

[true shoal]

No he didn’t 😭

[hard kraken]

Didn’t actually occur

He will get a hit here

Don’t trip tho

[true shoal]

Oh bet

[bleak mountain]

salvy is lock of the day

[gritty radish]

arenado sold

[bleak mountain]

.385 vs paxton pitches

[hard kraken]

Damn so close

To a homer

[gritty radish]

ong im finna blow this bih up

[hard kraken]

Give him props

[bleak mountain]

bro

that was not close

[hard kraken]

Everyone took his 1.5 hrr or fantasy

Bases was a instant cash

If my slip tmmr doesn't cash

I'm charging back

Idc

Fruadlent activity

[split radish]

nigga hes 5/16 vs him

yordan got better numbers than that

[scarlet crow]

Man we need nba and nfl back already

[bleak mountain]

my nigga 5/16 = .312

and averages based on history dont mean everything lmao

yordan been slumping

vaughn looking sexy for tmrw

[unborn yoke]

Do you bet on mlb when they start ?

[bleak mountain]

fitzgerald and conforto tmrw

[split radish]

ik what averages mean 😂😂 im just saying yordan got better numbers vs heaney but alr u do u

webb under tmr

[hard kraken]

Cody double & Alec homer feed families on the street

[split radish]

he gon get drilled

[true shoal]

Did Nolan get back on bat agaim?

[bleak mountain]

but honestly

yordan not going yard

but he def hitting a double

😂

[hard kraken]

Yea

[split radish]

All i need fr

2 tb

[bleak mountain]

yordan .455 vs heaneys pitches

[split radish]

and he does better on the road

plus its a division rival

[bleak mountain]

altuve

looking sexy

oh baby

[hard kraken]

Swanson

Walked

Armstrong single

[true shoal]

He struck out must be?

[hard kraken]

I just picked this gay mf

Cody

[split radish]

gallen under strikeouts tmr

[hard kraken]

Instead of these other hitters

[split radish]

🙏🏽

[hard kraken]

Never trust this mf

[bleak mountain]

sexy slip

honestly

might have the same 2 on mine

[split radish]

i fw it

yordan and semien?

[hard kraken]

Nico

[bleak mountain]

yur

[hard kraken]

Ab

[bleak mountain]

fading pitchers

[hard kraken]

Double

[split radish]

only pitcher im touching tmr is gallen

when his strikeouts line comes out

[hard kraken]

⏸️

[split radish]

bellinger under was such a good read

[hard kraken]

Alec

Under

👌

Great

[true shoal]

Please come thru Nolan 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[hard kraken]

Nolan pulled a vlad hit a double than go 1-4

[gritty radish]

he alr sold gang

[true shoal]

Nooooooooooo

[brittle lily]

You’ll get em next time……

[true shoal]

Bruh I lost 6 times in a row today

This that bullshyt

[split radish]

Call the hotline

[hard kraken]

Yes fuck this I’m charging back

[brittle lily]

Good times

[hard kraken]

Gave these niggas to many chances

[dry flare]

love to see it

[chrome rock]

Have u actually ever called it

They prolly dont do shit anyways

[hard kraken]

They don’t

[true shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-stop-crying-stop-that-stop-it-meme-stop-meme-gif-4767603389624698127

[hard kraken]

Called them before

[split radish]

no

[chrome rock]

"What are you so angry about its only 2 fantasy score"

[split radish]

Im not addicted

[chrome rock]

So why u tellin him to call the hotline

What if they deadass like just tell him to end it

Fr

[river oar]

bang

[true shoal]

If all those were wins I would be so up

[chrome rock]

Crochet one is crazy

[true shoal]

That damn fuck ass discount

[hard kraken]

I got so fucked on judge being walked 3 times intentionally

.5

He would have 100% hit a single

Without a doubt jays coach pussy

[bleak mountain]

espn has reek as the best player in the nfl 😂😂

[split radish]

gambling hotline

[vocal spindle]

It counted my streak loss on today in the calendar otherwise I would’ve been up 10 😭

[vocal spindle]

Good stuff bro

[hard kraken]

-$300

On the day

Worst thing to watch while having judge 1.5 bases was intentionally walks that’s top tier gayness coming from the jays idgaf

So pussy

Sitting here in disbelief

$100 4 man attempt day 2

[scarlet crow]

Dam everyone on ohtani

[finite dock]

someone loan me $10

[lunar patio]

brotha you hit today ?

[chrome rock]

no bro did you see his message 😭

[dull spade]

Comeback season😭

[unborn yoke]

Man when tf wnba comeing back😭

[dull spade]

I think next week

[dawn urchin]

That’s a nice AF view & picture

[unborn yoke]

I check games today and monte wonna get a hr but yesterday played like ass

[cobalt karma]

I feel like a walk hasn’t always been 3 fantasy points, now it’s the same as a single? 🤣

[vocal spindle]

It’s always been 3 on UD

[cobalt karma]

I guess I’m tripping then

[lunar patio]

lmao

[green shell]

Lmao

[bleak mountain]

damn

😂

this y u dont rage bet

[chrome rock]

Underdog loves u'

[scarlet crow]

I been trying not to look at my crypto rn

[chrome rock]

We are offering you a 100% deposit bonus on any deposit for you up to $2,000

[vocal spindle]

Mine was to $5000

[vocal spindle]

Hotline Hotline

[chrome rock]

😭

[marble mirage]

begging for $10 to make a slip with it is crazy

[vocal spindle]

Tomorrow got a garbage slate

I will NOT be betting

[marble mirage]

🧢

[vocal spindle]

me when i lie

I guarantee you won’t see a single slip on my pikkit tomorrow

As long as you don’t check my Pikkit

[vocal spindle]

Why did my $60 withdrawal process immediately but my $200 withdrawal from yesterday still hasn’t hit my account

[sly fjord]

always takes longer for my withdrawals when its around 100+

most thhe time i just cancel and retry like 3 times and itll come within an hour if its a lot of $

[vocal spindle]

Should I cancel the withdraw and then just withdraw 50 4 times?

[sly fjord]

my friend actually does that method

[bleak mountain]

fitzgerald to the moon

[brittle lily]

@underdog I haven’t received my flex payout since the ending of the Yankees vs blue jays game😭

[vocal spindle]

Ima just wait I guess

Red Sox and royals batters tomorrow

Vinnie prolly

[brittle lily]

Elly de La Cruz hr

[vocal spindle]

I meant Red Sox

[vocal spindle]

Fade reds batters tomorrow

[bleak mountain]

honestly

elly going yard

😂

[vocal spindle]

Fade reds, marlins, twins, and cubs batters tmrw

[split radish]

elly getting a stolen base

[bleak mountain]

hes so due for a good game tmrws the day

[bleak mountain]

he loves to statpad

[split radish]

Gallen under Ks might also be the move

[vocal spindle]

You see the wind?

[bleak mountain]

i see it

he gonna hit the ball hard asf

to the moooon

[hard kraken]

Nah got fucked from judge getter walked intentionally 3 times and vlad fat ass trying to steal a base

[hard kraken]

Fr never back down never give up

[vocal spindle]

Elly most likely batting lefty tmrw and wind is going against lefties HARD tmrw

[hard kraken]

Downtown Minneapolis

[vocal spindle]

Twins cubs NRFI

[bleak mountain]

i swear hes going yard

like no bs

[hard kraken]

I swear ohtani always hits homes games late at night

[vocal spindle]

@dawn urchin ^

[brittle lily]

Who’s gonna be the starting pitcher for the Marlins tomorrow?

[bleak mountain]

im so confident i havent seen a elly homer in a long ass time

like overly due

[bleak mountain]

munoz

[hard kraken]

Only slip I'm gonna run tmmr

Fitz

[bleak mountain]

amazing slip

[hard kraken]

Is due

For a hot streak

JR been hot

[bleak mountain]

only one i dont like is bum ohtani

[hard kraken]

Marte homer again back to back games

[hardy mountain]

Fk Sunday Baseball

[hard kraken]

Nah I trust

[hardy mountain]

Ohtani washed

[hard kraken]

Him

[brittle lily]

Thanks man, need to do some research on him, Im thinking about putting elly on 2 of my slips.😭

[hard kraken]

For tmmr

Late night game

[vocal spindle]

Munoz

[bleak mountain]

Hes going yard

[hard kraken]

Packed stadium

Ohtani killing that ball first ab

[hardy mountain]

White sox 20 game lost streak

[bleak mountain]

im tryna find someone for this red sox vs royals game

but the matchups r ass

[hardy mountain]

3 away from the world record

[hard kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-ohtani-shohei-ohtani-shohei-homer-shohei-nuke-gif-4153905322089896202

[hardy mountain]

Oaks moneyline

[vocal spindle]

Elly batting lefty, good luck

[brittle lily]

I’m gonna fade shohei tomorrow lmao

[bleak mountain]

dudeeee

wind is important

but elly gonna smack it

[hardy mountain]

White sox wants to be #1 in something, its the losing streak record

[vocal spindle]

Devers

[hardy mountain]

Oaks ML

[vocal spindle]

Ngl ima just bet on singer to get shelled

His line gonna be high bc look at his recent games

But it’s still singer

[hard kraken]

Devers

A bum

🤣

[brittle lily]

Munoz isn’t a strikeout pitcher which is good for elly I think

[vocal spindle]

And Red Sox been killing righties, and the wind favoring hitters too

[hard kraken]

Can never cash fantasy

[bleak mountain]

Holy fuck

[hard kraken]

Always push

Only wanna cash

[bleak mountain]

hes going yard bro 😂

[hard kraken]

1.5 hrr

Shitty .85x

[vocal spindle]

Take hrr bruh

[bleak mountain]

duran, devers, abreu

[vocal spindle]

Cashed 10 of last 11

[hard kraken]

Never in my life would I touch a .85x

[hard kraken]

Or .95x idc

[vocal spindle]

Wake up earlier

And why you take correlated plays but not partials

Makes no sense

[brittle lily]

Watch them bump it up slightly to 0.95x because we all know elly’s will get at-least 2, maybe 3 hits😭

[hard kraken]

This day

Is when I found out how much of a bitch he was

[vocal spindle]

Vinnie gonna be free tmrw

[hard kraken]

Lil fat mf

[hard kraken]

I wake up at 7 am

Central time

[vocal spindle]

Trippin

[vocal spindle]

Wake up at 6:99 then

[hard kraken]

@vocal spindle don’t forgot send whatever slip your running

In dms

I’ll deposit some $ idc

[vocal spindle]

Alright

[brittle lily]

Idk bro I think elly will get 3 hits or at-least a homer

[vocal spindle]

I’m liking Paxton under Po tmrw

[hard kraken]

You seem to be in the green overall for the week

[vocal spindle]

Wind is literally going 10 mph against him…

11*

[brittle lily]

You take the under on elly fantasy points and I take his over on rbi’s, and let the cards fall where they may

[vocal spindle]

A 400 foot ball in calm air that catches 5 mph tail winds is a 370 fly out.

11 is gonna ruin that

[vocal spindle]

Why would I ever take Elly under on fantasy points

0/2 on takes

[brittle lily]

I already have tunnel vision, let’s see what elly has in store

[vocal spindle]

Elly cashed fantasy today without a single walk, hit, run, or rbi and bro told me to take Elly under fantasy points

🤦‍♂️

[hard kraken]

Makeup from May 8th

Wtf

Why wait so long 💀

3 months

[brittle lily]

Elly and steer both going yard😂

[vocal spindle]

Singer under fantasy or over hits allowed, with Paxton under PO

And ik I said ketel Marte is banned

But he’s hitting a homer tomorrow

[gritty radish]

Alr just deposited again what the locks lookin like 🔥

[brittle lily]

Underdog just game me $3 from a $1 flex😭and I missed one

[vocal spindle]

Ima make my prop list real quick

[hard kraken]

Are twins playing home tmmr

[hard mist]

Reminiscing the Josh giddey double double bonuses 🤤

[vocal spindle]

I lied, he’s hitting a homer on Tuesday

[vocal spindle]

No

[split radish]

What site is this bro

[vocal spindle]

Jram going yard

[split radish]

Pham over

6/12 career vs manea

[hard kraken]

Cole banned

Should have pushed at the least

Thoughts @vocal spindle

[split radish]

Cavan biggio 👀

[sweet crane]

Im finna tail

[vocal spindle]

Fitz and Jram for sure

[livid niche]

Damn Ohtani finna sell u that’s crazy

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain @split radish max kepler is 3/3 against Hendricks with 2 homers and a double

But the wind

[livid niche]

He’s facing Nola

[vocal spindle]

Yikes

[split radish]

imma touch u biggio

[split radish]

15 mph downward is horrible

[vocal spindle]

Nola getting shelled tmrw

[vocal spindle]

Fr

I would’ve played the twins pitcher but it’s David festa

Twins vs cubs just overall one fat fade

[split radish]

Biggio 4/5 career vs nola

[split radish]

Midfest

[vocal spindle]

Enrique slugging 1.500 vs Nola

3/6 vs him with 2 homers

[split radish]

say kike bro i had to think who enrique was for a sec 😭😂

[vocal spindle]

He’s been hot recently

[brittle lily]

No matter what pitcher he’s facing I’m fading Ohtani for the next 2 days

[hard kraken]

Nah hitting a homer he coming back this game he about to go on a 5 day hitting streak

[hard kraken]

🤞🏽

[hard kraken]

Yes sir Ohtani Homer first ab

[split radish]

nola really just a full fade tmr

[hard kraken]

Dodgers winning tmmr

6 runs

[vocal spindle]

He’s 5/7 in his last 7 at bats and he has 1 ip with a .00 era

[hard kraken]

To Philly 3 runs

[vocal spindle]

Enrique Hernandez recently has been what Ohtani is supposed to be

I might take Nola hits or ER ngl

Big maybe

[half mist]

Is this good to start a streak

[vocal spindle]

Ew

Correlated play, makes those 2 pepper props pay out less than 2 uncorrelated normal props

[brittle lily]

Taking the under on Nola K’s will turn out to be a massive f ing mistake, but what do I know, i know shi

[split radish]

Ye ik

Im not placing it

@hard kraken what’d i tell you gng

[hard kraken]

Show the whole slip

What if it’s 2/6

Idk

[split radish]

That is the whole slip

[hard kraken]

Ohtani is one of those hit or miss hitters he could hit a homer at any moment against any pitcher

[brittle lily]

Underdog isn’t the same in every state

[hard kraken]

Click payout details

So it shows this

4 of 4

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow lowkey might have a good game tmrw

I hate to say it

[hard kraken]

He’s banned

[vocal spindle]

Heck no

He’s been a free under for weeks

Made me serious bread

[hard kraken]

I remember him have one k

[vocal spindle]

His over ER has been a free square

[brittle lily]

Take his over on k’s then when you have the chance

[hard kraken]

Hope everyone hits big tmmr on a real note

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow ER line last game was 1.5

If it’s there again I’m taking it

Literal free square

[sweet crane]

Im finna pray dat my shi hit

[vocal spindle]

If not I’m taking his over Ks or PO

[hard kraken]

I didn’t know ohtani had a wife

I need her to show up to his next game

[vocal spindle]

Asian persuasion

Paul Skenes when livvy isn’t in the country is TRASH

[brittle lily]

Remember me when glasnow doesn’t go over 5 k’s

[vocal spindle]

Might run Corbin over hits allowed

[hard kraken]

When was the last time Yankees and dodgers played

[vocal spindle]

Hitters wind and giants got good batting stats against him

[vocal spindle]

Idk but it’s been too recent

[vocal spindle]

Munoz, Festa, Glasnow and whoever the reds decided to start are the only pitchers who gonna do well tmrw

And all of them are extremely risky

[junior aspen]

Risky to do well

[vocal spindle]

I wouldn’t have done this

[junior aspen]

It’ll hit

Only doesn’t hit if I bet on it

[vocal spindle]

If he completes that streak he’s gonna regret doing correlated plays

Will lose out on $2400

[junior aspen]

How’s the streak going for you

[vocal spindle]

Yet all the same difficulty picks

[vocal spindle]

Vlad sold by 1 fantasy

[half mist]

Idc money is money

[hard kraken]

Are you doing the streak

[vocal spindle]

Back to the drawing board

[vocal spindle]

I prolly will tmrw

[hard kraken]

Lmk

Putting $10

For $10

[vocal spindle]

Same

[junior aspen]

I can’t get further than 5 greens

[half mist]

Money is money 🤷🏾‍♂️

[vocal spindle]

@hard kraken @split radish @bleak mountain we gotta cook up a streak

If all 4 of us hit on the same exact streak I think UD would just ban us im ngl

[hard kraken]

😭

If we all cashed

$10k each

I’m dead fr going to casino

All on black

[vocal spindle]

Or if we get to 9 legs we could all walk out with a guaranteed 2.5k each

On the 10th leg, 2 people go under 2 people go over, and out of the 2 that cash, one goes over one goes under

[hard kraken]

I was talking to a friend about doing the same 😭

[vocal spindle]

could even do that at 8 legs instead and then hedge the last pick and we make $1000 each

[hard kraken]

This might be a good pair

Corbin will give up early hits

To the giants

[vocal spindle]

Wait for morning lines, there’s stuff I like more than tb lines typically

[hard kraken]

Alr fs

Lmk

Does Underdog seriously give you an option to cash out on like the eight or nine?

[vocal spindle]

I got my prop list in my notes

[vocal spindle]

Nah you don’t

But if all 4 of us did the same streak then we could make guaranteed profit at 8 or 9

[vocal spindle]

^

[hard kraken]

Bet

I’ll follow

[vocal spindle]

Or if you did that on the 9th and 10th leg, and then hedged the 11th, could make a guaranteed $5000+ and we’d all get $1250 each

So realistically only 8 legs would be needed with 4 people to make serious bread

Although I’d prolly just go for the 11 anyways and hope we make 40k lol

[hard kraken]

🤞🏽🤞🏽

If devers didn’t chalk by .5 I would have been on day 4

I like how they keep giving me chances though

[junior aspen]

It’s just taking lines with 4 people where some will definitely hit

And the others get knocked out and in the end you all split the finished streak

[vocal spindle]

I feel like if you hit a streak for 10k you gotta make a 1k slip

[hard kraken]

Truly

$1000

On a 3 man

Power

[vocal spindle]

My exact thought process

[hard kraken]

So me @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

you lose, you still got 9k

[hard kraken]

Who else you have in mind @vocal spindle

Make a gc

[vocal spindle]

Idk if they’d be down

I also don’t know if I’d trust random people to actually send me 2.5k lol

[hard kraken]

Ong😭

[vocal spindle]

if we did that and they didn’t send me my money, I couldn’t even blame em either

[hard kraken]

We need people like obda

I can’t ping him

[vocal spindle]

we just gotta cook a streak together all the way through

Make UD bankrupt

I’d love to see 20 people all hit for 10k each lol

Last leg would prolly be the FATTEST Vegas call oat

[hard kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/robbie-money-lindsay-gif-19022629

Edward watching the chat like

[vocal spindle]

😂😂

[brittle lily]

You can’t join their discord server and then talk shi about them☹️

[vocal spindle]

It’s alright, I work for UD

It would just come out of my paycheck

[brittle lily]

So do I but im no allowed to bet

[junior aspen]

If we don’t see jpierre anymore, we’ll know why

“School started”

[vocal spindle]

No you don’t 😂

[brittle lily]

They’re gonna get him😭

[vocal spindle]

as a UD employee I’m only allowed to play free to play underdog

My $0 slips be hitting like crazy tho

[junior aspen]

“Impersonating an Underdog employee is a federal crime under U.S. Code law”

[brittle lily]

I mean I bet some of the people that are behind these betting apps can invade your privacy uninvited😭

I can’t lie liv Morgan is very hot

Free Willy

[sweet crane]

Is streaks only for certain ppl?

[brittle lily]

I do not work for underdog, I’m am a player like everyone else in here

I place a bet and i either win or lose

[hard kraken]

No

Everyone

[sweet crane]

I dont got it

[abstract citrus]

Shoutout to boom. Giving me a free $100 Ud could never

[sweet crane]

How?

[junior aspen]

It’s only on iOS for now

[brittle lily]

Bro what chillll

Wtf is wrong with this guy?

[vocal spindle]

Stolen valor

[vocal spindle]

I don’t have it either I’ve been having to use a link to access it

[unborn yoke]

What’s the fansty score props for tm potd?

Pitchers

[junior aspen]

No idea since it’s not out yet

[marble mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-looking-at-cellphone-man-thinking-statue-watching-cellphone-pondering-gif-9133796110692465311

[unborn yoke]

Singer over? Webb over ?

@marble mirage 3v3 picks tm?

[marble mirage]

unfortunately there is no board for 3x3

there are games tomorrow but no lines

[hard kraken]

Wait how

What happened to @skoval

The dad

From Minnesota

[vocal spindle]

They have a $100 no sweat entry for new users

[hard kraken]

If anyone knows who I'm talking abt

[vocal spindle]

So he prolly lost and got the 100 back as bonus funds

[vocal spindle]

Perm banned

[marble mirage]

rip

[hard kraken]

How

What he do😭

[vocal spindle]

I wasn’t here for it so this is all allegedly, but from what I was told he was upset he wasn’t getting compensation for his contribution to the server so he started promoting his own server instead

and after being asked not to he continued to do it and was trying to tear down this server

[hard kraken]

Blud

[vocal spindle]

that’s just what I’ve been told I wasn’t here for it so idk if that’s 100% true or not

[hard kraken]

Free bro

[vocal spindle]

I miss him none the less

[hard kraken]

Anyone got a promo code

[vocal spindle]

Ima dm you my referral

[hard kraken]

Signing up

Alr

Wtf

Do I do

Pick and spin

[marble mirage]

toss up

pick and spin a scam

the others are like peppers and reduced payouts

[vocal spindle]

Toss ups

[hard kraken]

Alr thanks just wanted to make sure

[vocal spindle]

Pick and spin basically means you place your slip and then spin a wheel to decide the multiplier on your slip

[hard kraken]

Okay so no fantasy

Just 1.5 bases

And .5 singles

[vocal spindle]

Toss ups is just regular

[junior aspen]

Where did this come from?

Compensation?

[vocal spindle]

This looks solid I think

[junior aspen]

What’s the payout for a hit from semien basically

[vocal spindle]

Yordan singles was also on my prop list

Glasnow under 7.5 Ks isn’t half bad

Those 2 I sent prolly the best tho

[hard kraken]

Do I do coverage

[gritty radish]

You takin this?

[hard kraken]

Or no

[vocal spindle]

Could also add Fitzgerald TB

[hard kraken]

Since its my first time

Placing a bet

[vocal spindle]

Nah

It’s a protected play so if you miss you get the $100 back in bonus funds anyways

[hard kraken]

I'm legit gonna try to double or triple this $100 withdraw never touch this app ever again

[dawn urchin]

TAKING NOTE BECAUSE JP KNOWS W’s

[vocal spindle]

First hour barely gonna have any hits

16 mph against righties is DEVIOUS

[vocal spindle]

Idk

[vocal spindle]

Are you signed up on boom?

[gritty radish]

Hn

[vocal spindle]

You tryna use that up to $100 protected play?

[junior aspen]

How do you guys even bet on home runs?

[gritty radish]

send me it

[primal mountain]

easy, you just pick it

[vocal spindle]

I sent it

[dawn urchin]

JOEY KNOWS BASEBALL TRUST HIM

[primal mountain]

PEOPLE WILL COME, TIN

[abstract citrus]

Wrong

Don’t listen to this dude

I won a giveaway

[abstract citrus]

Wrong

[vocal spindle]

☠️☠️☠️

Okay but they still have a $100 protected play for new users

[abstract citrus]

Been used that

[vocal spindle]

You was making it sound like they didn’t have that tho

[dawn urchin]

Joey once again today expanding my movie knowledge

[abstract citrus]

Yes but you was making it seem like that’s why I got it

[dawn urchin]

Me when my NRFI picks lose… like today

[digital raptor]

does boom offer deposit match? @vocal spindle

[abstract citrus]

Jesus

[primal mountain]

I WANT YOU TO GET UP NOW, TIN....GO TO THE WINDOW, OPEN IT, AND STICK YOUR HEAD OUT AND YELL, "I HATE NERFIES AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[vocal spindle]

Nah but they got a $100 protected play for new users

So if you lose you get your money back in bonus funds

[hard kraken]

No sweat

It says

[hard kraken]

¿

You don’t like it

😭

[digital raptor]

okeh

[abstract citrus]

Not that lmao just you went all in I fw it

Kwan scares me

I like Marte and Jose

[dawn urchin]

YEAH IM NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE…. I’ll be back tomorrow with a 2 man NRFI slip

[vocal spindle]

Check dm

[hard kraken]

Fitz got a good chance of cashing

The line

Kwan could definitely get a double or cash from going 2-4

[vocal spindle]

Ima be sniping lines on UD tmrw lol

[vocal spindle]

Wind in favor too

[hard kraken]

Yolo

And it’s protected why not tbh

[digital raptor]

do you get funds by inviting people

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/camper-counter-strike-gif-13494406

[digital raptor]

cant do it rn. might try it someday tho

[vocal spindle]

Yea

[chrome rock]

Nothing is in NY man

All the fantasy apps

[primal mountain]

de_dust

[gritty radish]

@primal mountain what u got for tmr

[primal mountain]

nothing yet

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 1x SPICY & 1x MILD

[primal mountain]

shouldn't you be asleep?

[dawn urchin]

No…… SHOULDN’T YOU BE ASLEEP?!?

[raw cape]

they have a pitcher starting his mlb debut today😭

[fiery schooner]

Wondered why you keep loosing?. There’s a secret in ta!ling that y’all aren’t aware of, h!t me up, don’t waste that hard earned money. I got you

[shadow yew]

Secret in tailing pick the opposite of what they send

Easy lmao

[brittle lily]

Exactly bro, going against the majority is never a bad plan

[shadow yew]

Ngl

I’ve tailed probably 10 picks here

Every single one of them missed

So I know my plans going forwards

[brittle lily]

No point in telling them bro, they think the discount is a automatic green🤣

[shadow yew]

Eh figured no one is up rn beside the degens who know this

It’s 3:45 A.M for me rn

Idk why I’m up but I am and I wanna throw some lines for tennis lmao

[carmine quest]

😭

[shadow yew]

Frfr @brittle lily is there like ways to becomes more consistent with sports gambling?

I get it’s gambling yaddy yaddy but there’s gotta be good ways to do research and Shi

[brittle lily]

It’s lots different research you can do on pitchers and hitters

[sweet crane]

Who got a good 2 man

[haughty cedar]

Oak ml sf ml and kc ml good ?

[weary mist]

yo

[shadow yew]

Yo

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/sick-exhausted-tongue-out-sweating-sweat-gif-15861550

drop the board bruh

[valid basin]

Is dis nukeable

[vocal spindle]

I barely bet yesterday but went positive $10, it just counted my streak loss against yesterday’s profit

[bleak tiger]

early bird gets the sperm

[vocal spindle]

Early bird gets the perm

[shadow yew]

Now I don’t get baseball much but @finite dock if he hits a double or whatever stupid question will that count since it’s not a single?

Idk how baseball bets work

[vocal spindle]

It would be hilarious if this cashed bc he hits 4 homers

[vocal spindle]

Correct

[shadow yew]

So any hot counts

Got it lmao just wasn’t sure with the wording

Oh shi frfr

UD don’t offer that so Womp

[vocal spindle]

Bros gonna need a single for the cycle and hit a second homer

[vocal spindle]

They do

Just gotta wait on lines to come out

[weary mist]

i mean probably but putting your entire bankroll on one slip is typically not a good idea. especially when it’s logan webb.😭

[shadow yew]

He has a few lines out now wil it come later?

[vocal spindle]

Yeah majority of lines ain’t out yet

It’s too early

[valid basin]

Its a discount

😂

[weary mist]

yeah. point still stands. lmfao.

[shadow yew]

Okay lmao gonna get into baseball ig seems like a lot easier hits tbh

[weary mist]

nothing i said changes from it being a discount l 😭

[vocal spindle]

You not see how many people have chalked on discounts recently?

[valid basin]

Cash the harper discount

[vocal spindle]

Doesn’t mean every discount will hit

[valid basin]

And corbin carrol was a discount but i took him in a live pick

[weary mist]

who

[weary mist]

they act like companies don’t have formulas and models to calculate THEIR most profitable discounts.

[vocal spindle]

They only offer Ks

[weary mist]

we’re in 2024 and people don’t have PO’s?

[vocal spindle]

For pitchers

[weary mist]

wack. 😭

bro do we not even have PO’s on the board?

UD overslept their alarms

[valid basin]

🤣🤣🤣

They always do bruv

[weary mist]

some days they be posting hella early tho

i think like one time we got FS at 7:30

CST

[valid basin]

Idk then bro

[vocal spindle]

It’s never exactly at 8

Just around that time

Tbf they want us to miss it

So they can do that bump crap

[weary mist]

type shiii.

i might hedge webb i’m ngl.

[junior creek]

should i put my entire bankroll on this

[weary mist]

matchup too good.

[vocal spindle]

Fantasy dropped

I was hoping for communism when I put that second M

[dry flare]

yall trying to change society but society doesnt want to change

[vocal spindle]

They didn’t drop any of the good fantasy points

Smh

9 games, 18 pitchers and they give us 6 fantasy point lines

[dry flare]

UD tired of losing money

[pliant gust]

Dog days of summer whooping them

[sweet crane]

Im finna tail both

[weary mist]

i put $4 on that btw. 😭

don’t bet the house.

[sweet crane]

I only got 2 bucks to my name

[weary mist]

ion like the slate today.

[pliant gust]

Bro don’t even got lines

[dry flare]

i hate this shi they did the same thing yesterday when i was picking

[copper epoch]

Gate keeping JP Sears Fantasy smh

[vocal spindle]

That feeling when the fliff withdrawal hits

[vocal spindle]

Free

Where Brady singer and Pat Corbin fantasy at bruh

Today is basically another Sunday slate 😭

Man they gatekeeping EVERYTHING today

[weary mist]

hope yall locked in Glass lol

2 point FS bump

[vocal spindle]

Glasnow finally bumped

I might wait a lil longer and see if he gets higher

[weary mist]

you on the under or middle?

[vocal spindle]

I like the under if I can get good value on it

[vocal spindle]

I forgot about Munoz today

They really made Munoz under hits a partial payout

[vocal spindle]

Smh

Yeah and he gonna give up runs

Glasnow needs at least 5 more Ks than ER if he gets 6 innings with a QS and a win, at that point just take his Ks over instead of fantasy over

[weary mist]

hedge

[pliant gust]

Logan Allen back starting 👀 and against Arizona

[wicked peak]

Let’s get this streak going !

[pliant gust]

Hendricks, Allen and Corbin should give up hits

[vocal spindle]

UD gatekeeping the singles props

[split radish]

Semien singles props just came up

i would def take it

while u can

[vocal spindle]

It’s been there

[split radish]

oh fr

i just saw it

[vocal spindle]

I’ve had it selected for a while now but my other pairings ain’t up

I gotta wait for batter fantasy as well, they did HRR so dirty today

[hard kraken]

Just woke up

[vocal spindle]

Everything overpriced

[hard kraken]

After slumber

[tired cedar]

Which one is better for Logan Webb fantasy points or Ks

[split radish]

FP

washington dont K alot

[vocal spindle]

neither 😭

[tired cedar]

Should I just leave him out of my parlay?

[vocal spindle]

Logan Allen so free today

[split radish]

RELEASE EDMANS LINES

[vocal spindle]

Trust your gut

[split radish]

i need his under

[vocal spindle]

Underdog gatekeeping the Enrique Hernandez lines

[pliant gust]

🍌

[split radish]

shhhh

keep it on the down low bluddy

[long oracle]

got ya g

[split radish]

😭

[fading spade]

I'm eating some more steak tonight🔥

[long oracle]

💀

[wicked peak]

Logan Allen should easily get 4 😭but I won’t be surprised if he don’t

[valid mortar]

💀

[tired cedar]

If ya have SnapBack sports on snap he’s been on a roll so I keep tailing

[split radish]

Gallen Ks set at 4.5

Hmmmmm

[pliant gust]

I took his POs but weak ass payout

[vocal spindle]

He getting 4 something that’s for sure

[pliant gust]

ER

[split radish]

i dont think he gets 5

[vocal spindle]

Gallen fantasy bumped

[shadow yew]

To what

[pliant gust]

They don’t have up his homer or 3.5 TBs

[weary mist]

idk i got a gut feeling about glasnow today.

[upbeat zinc]

What happens if u cancel a underdog withdraw

[weary mist]

you lose the money in transit forever.

[upbeat zinc]

What that mean

[split radish]

🤫

[vocal spindle]

If I can’t get some ud lines soon im taking my talents to ParlayPlay 🔥🔥

[scarlet crow]

Man the board so dry today

[weary mist]

your money is gone bro.

[fading spade]

Goes back to your ud account

[vocal spindle]

lol I’d never use that garbage platform

[weary mist]

it had some value earlier. all bumped tho. still some good pitcher unders

[wicked peak]

Mess around and might just have 4 across the board fr 😭

[upbeat zinc]

Idk who to listen to

[vocal spindle]

I could see that tbh

[weary mist]

4 er

[fading spade]

Listen to me other dude trolling u lol

[split radish]

do mfs actually wake up early asf just to see the board 😭

[weary mist]

on god 😭

[vocal spindle]

Then they take your money

[scarlet crow]

Still pains me

[weary mist]

pre bumps feed my 2 kids bro

[split radish]

nigga go to sleep 😂😂

[weary mist]

i wake up at 6:30 am anyway for work

it’s not a big deal

[upbeat zinc]

Now this guy saying it to

[fading spade]

That man is king troll lol can't believe y'all falling for it😭😭

[junior creek]

hunter brown over fantasy?

[fading spade]

Contact live support buddy

[scarlet crow]

Y’all unemployed fasho

[weary mist]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[junior creek]

hunter brown over fantasy?

[fading spade]

I sell recreational products I'm
Not unemployed just can't file taxes 😭