┆⚾・baseball

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVING BASEBALL

[primal mountain]

Marte must have hit late

[vocal spindle]

Pause

But I was looking at that too

[vocal spindle]

Extremely late

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain I WENT 4-0 WITH MY COMMUNITY PICKS

[split radish]

8/11 against flexen

🤥

[ocean goblet]

Soriano just cashed for me lesgoooo

[dawn urchin]

I’ll forever love Chris Flexen because he won my $300 one time

[unkempt agate]

🆓

[vocal spindle]

@primal mountain let me set up the scenario for you.

Bottom of the 9th, down 3 runs.

2 outs, no one on base. Perdomo hits a double.

Corbin Carroll who’s 0/4 up to bat next, if he’s out, game is over.

Carroll at a full count.

By the grace of God, Carroll gets walked.

Marte comes up to bat and goes down 0-2 in the count, watching both strikes dead center of the zone.

Next pitch, bang, RBI single to cash.

[split radish]

the brother sucks in general

[vocal spindle]

Most unlikely and most insane legacy cash I’ve ever seen

Been praising God like no other rn

I feel bad for anyone that had Marte under

[unkempt agate]

Yea Carroll clutch walk

[hard mist]

Could’ve been an insane hit 😶‍🌫️

[cosmic stump]

Cash the only slip I had today 😭

[split radish]

Also EDLC has very good chances to steal a base tmr

ray’s windup is long as hell

[vocal spindle]

Reverse sweep!

[split radish]

Why was greene under Ks a community play lmao

[primal mountain]

TINMAN892 - THE LEADER IN PICKING WINNING COMMUNITY PICKS......PING HIM TODAY!

[split radish]

LETS GOO 5-0 PHILS

[dawn urchin]

Well I mean just saying Phillies vs mariner NRFI is up for tomorrow INSANE VALUE

[vocal spindle]

Caruso went 2-3 both wins being by 0.5

[chrome rock]

Line is going to move to a 0.9x or 0.85x by the morning or afternoon

[vocal spindle]

By tonight if we keep talking about it

[chrome rock]

😭

Not if you locked it in already

[dawn urchin]

Very true just waiting for my soccer slip to see if it cashes since it’s all soccer games going on right now

[vocal spindle]

KBO locks?

[chrome rock]

Nah only mfs that bet on KBO is people that cant go to sleep and are degen'

[split radish]

kim kwang hyun over 15.5 PO is a line i got from twitter

but idk

[chrome rock]

"Im up at 5am mine as well take Na sung bum bases"

[lusty ember]

Aye man some people got work at 6am so it just makes sense to throw a calm kbo slip🤷🏽‍♂️

[chrome rock]

😭

[primal mountain]

I am somehow 2-2 in baseball promo picks

lol

I saw, once again, the Crochet meltdown in here

lol

[vocal spindle]

I was trolling lol

[vocal spindle]

I work at 6:30 am every day

Except Sunday

Bc that’s for the Lord

[split radish]

Oh

Fried is back

Vs miami

[lusty ember]

That’s real !!

Since I’m already up I just put some research into kbo and call it a day nun wrong with it

[vocal spindle]

6:30 am to 9 pm every day except Sunday

All summer

Til I go back to uni

[lusty ember]

Nah that’s crazy

[carmine quest]

hs life is better

[lusty ember]

9pm???

[split radish]

SHHHH

[vocal spindle]

Jd Martinez slugging 1.750 against canning

[vocal spindle]

Gotta make that bread

I’m my own boss so I can take a day off or clock out early whenever I need to

[vocal spindle]

I also have a part time at my church but that’s only Sundays Wednesdays and Thursdays

[hard kraken]

JUST GOT HOME

WE CASH

[dawn urchin]

YES HE SOLD ME JOEY

[hard kraken]

?

NAYLOR BANNED

MARTE

banned

Bell

Banned

[split radish]

BUXTON LINES UP

[hard kraken]

That mf from Japan 0-4 banned

[split radish]

tb

[vocal spindle]

Idc that Marte cashed, he’s still banned

[vocal spindle]

Agreed

I saw it tho so you can delete it now

[hard kraken]

5 fantasy points

[split radish]

😂

[primal mountain]

but you gave him as your POTD 😭

[vocal spindle]

2 hrr

[vocal spindle]

He’s never being a play of the day again after that

[hard kraken]

Ah

[primal mountain]

what did he do?

[bleak mountain]

drop churro lines

churio

[primal mountain]

hit late?

[vocal spindle]

Bro had a 0.000000001% chance of cashing Joey

[valid plover]

Will it hit what ya think

[vocal spindle]

^

[primal mountain]

I took him at 0.9x HRR, like you said

lol

[hard kraken]

Well

Well

Well

[primal mountain]

and his stats backed it up

[vocal spindle]

I got it at regular payout

[primal mountain]

it was a great pick

[hard kraken]

How tf ohtani got 10 fantasy points

With 1 walk

And 1 hit

[primal mountain]

ohhhh

[vocal spindle]

But when it was 2 outs in the 9th inning, his chances of hitting were like 1 to a million

[hard kraken]

What did he hit

?

[valid plover]

^

[primal mountain]

you wanted the pick in spicy territory

[vocal spindle]

Needed 2 to get on base and still needed 2 HRR

[hard kraken]

Anyone know ?

[primal mountain]

but that's the beauty of today's game

[vocal spindle]

I’m never making him a POTD again after that sweat

[hard kraken]

With a hit

And walk

[primal mountain]

you thought you were down and out

and then he pulls this out of his butt

[vocal spindle]

Mikolas going under tomorrow

[primal mountain]

I love it when players let you down only to hit a HR at the bottom of the 9th

lol

[vocal spindle]

Pete Crow Armstrong 2/2 against Mikolas with 2 homers

[split radish]

imma take vladdy too

11/32 in his career vs cole

[primal mountain]

You know Armstrong's mom was in "Little Big League"

[vocal spindle]

The way he’s been playing he could be 0/50 vs Cole and I’d still have a serious debate about taking it

[split radish]

nah fr

[vocal spindle]

I need a 2 man KBO lock to put 500 on

[split radish]

i wish we got him

at the deadline

[vocal spindle]

Dallas radio was talking about us tryna get him as well

We wanted either him or Rooker

[oak quail]

I played him in high school

[vocal spindle]

And ended up with Carson Kelly

[split radish]

his TB is a scorcher

At 1.5

[split radish]

yeah at least u didnt overpay 3 players for a rental

[primal mountain]

His mom is hot

lol

[vocal spindle]

One of the schools in my old high school’s district hasn’t made the playoffs in so long that their last playoff loss was to Kyler Murray 😭😭

[chrome rock]

More value on 2+ hits at +190

[sinful thunder]

Stolen base?

[split radish]

hmmm

[chrome rock]

Vladdy getting a unit tmrw

[vocal spindle]

Rooker was a 1.2x pepper to be fair

I’m going super light tmrw

Bc it’s Sunday

Sunday the worst day to bet

[split radish]

Do i dare touch ty france

[bleak mountain]

oh wow

[primal mountain]

no

[bleak mountain]

martinez grand slam

[primal mountain]

wait, what team is he on now?

[split radish]

Batting .539 with a .571 obp vs robbie

[vocal spindle]

I’m playing him tomorrow for sure now

[split radish]

Reds

[vocal spindle]

Martinez batting 1.750 against Mikolas coming off a game where he hit a grand slam?

yeah bro is getting a unit

[bleak mountain]

this grand slam

was so like

[split radish]

yeah buxton might be my fav play tmr

[bleak mountain]

random

[primal mountain]

he has a strong history against Ray

but he's been batting .111 with a SLG% of .111 for the last 2 weeks

I say, "WHY NOT?"

[vocal spindle]

Women’s Olympic discounts tomorrow

[primal mountain]

lol

[vocal spindle]

Robbie Ray been interesting too

Bro can’t decide if he’s cy young or Jose urena

[primal mountain]

yeah....I remember just the other day someone in here told me that Butler was going to fail miserably against Ray

lol

[split radish]

Ray will always be an astros legend

[dusty jolt]

damn

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/yordan-alvarez-robbie-ray-scott-servais-home-run-alds-gif-16880038523156374104

[dusty jolt]

marte hit on his last AB

he saved my losses for today

went breakeven today because of the discount scratch

[vocal spindle]

He shouldn’t even have got that last at bat

We got so lucky

Aye bruh what the Phillies doing

[scarlet crow]

Who doing it like me Fr

[split radish]

mitch haniger homered???

wtf

[scarlet crow]

Hani what

[sacred zenith]

Them discounts are trash

[split radish]

Ni

its ok

bases loaded for mitch garber

[sacred zenith]

Still crazy Crochet chalked 🤣

[split radish]

😂😂😂😂

[gritty radish]

Be honest, who crushing?? 👀

[vocal spindle]

I bet Phillies moneyline when it was -3000 bc I thought it was safe

[devout condor]

Ass discounts

[vocal spindle]

there’s no way

[vocal spindle]

I LOVE DISCOUNTS

[brittle lily]

Is this a scam?

[gritty radish]

💀

[vocal spindle]

Idk how

but prolly

bro

[vocal spindle]

Do those 3 outs count towards his fantasy?

[magic edge]

How come they haven’t updated nimmos bases

He has 3 and yet it still shows 2

[split radish]

He has 2

[magic edge]

Doesn’t it count when he walks?

[split radish]

No

[magic edge]

Dammit 😭

[split radish]

Tb is thru hits

[magic edge]

Oh ok

Thanks for the clarification

I need him to get one more for my streak

[true shoal]

I’m sad this didn’t win smh

[safe snow]

Tryna get like bro

[marble mirage]

🔥

[dawn urchin]

Love me some late night soccer cashed

@marble mirage I DID THIS FOR YOU

EVERYDAY THING

[median dawn]

Hope everyone tailed

Cash it sweat free

[marble mirage]

im bringing out the heavy artillery for this one

tin soccer = nuke

[dawn urchin]

LETS GO GET THAT BAG

[dawn urchin]

Hopefully we get a lot of good props for Prem being back soon

[split radish]

waldron under HA

[marble mirage]

im praying

[split radish]

maybe

[shell basin]

DONT DO IT KYLE 😰

[hard kraken]

Today rlly went to shit

After Yankees game

[hushed ginkgo]

Faxtz

[shell basin]

Yes I’ll take the walk

[split radish]

small lil two man for tmr

[vocal spindle]

Same here

[dawn urchin]

@vocal spindle & @finite dock ARE HITTING THE BANKS DAILY

[split radish]

Jd martinez tb is a scorcher @vocal spindle

[hard kraken]

Miles

6.5 HA

Normal line ..

[weary mist]

hope everyone ate fr. 💯

[hard kraken]

Anyone else feel like Harper is due

For a homer

[valid plover]

bro the fight boring

[warm oak]

How do I contact support

[marble mirage]

Account -> Contact Support

[marble mirage]

He's very due

He's been terrible

[median dawn]

Hes in a slump

Not taking him assuming hes gonna get out of it tmr

[bleak mountain]

no shit nigga

[median dawn]

I need to see bro back in action

[bleak mountain]

harper smacking one

[median dawn]

Im him

Not u son

Change that user

[bleak mountain]

bro idgaf

[median dawn]

I understand lil bro

Dont worry son

[bleak mountain]

alright tubby 😂

[median dawn]

Whatever that means my little boy

Time for night night

[bleak mountain]

means u a fatass

[median dawn]

I definitely weigh less than u

And would prob merk u w one swing

But keep dreaming son

Time to go nighty night

U can chalk some more tmr

😂

[worn cloud]

Damn u crazy

[median dawn]

2 more baby

🤞🏼

[worn cloud]

I tried and lost at 6 😭

[median dawn]

Thats not bad bro

[worn cloud]

I think it’s rigged ngl

[median dawn]

Keep trying

[worn cloud]

😭💀

[median dawn]

Na not rigged bro

Just gotta cook

[worn cloud]

Do u be doing fantasy scores

[median dawn]

Usually yes

[worn cloud]

Cause that shit be getting bumped quick af

[median dawn]

Today i was gonna take hunter fs

But i pussied out

Wouldve cashed too

[worn cloud]

What time do they normally be posting fantasy lines

Cause I wanna catch that shit low af

[median dawn]

Early am

Like 9 am

Est

I think

[shadow spear]

#1262420948532068362 message

[median dawn]

Or maybe even 7

[worn cloud]

Good looks bro

[median dawn]

Im not too sure

I just know its early am

6 am - 9am

[tawdry dagger]

Right

[sweet crane]

Yu got any more plays?

[gritty radish]

im finna cry

ian see nun of these

[gritty radish]

you dead posted this in every channel

im crine

[median dawn]

Yup gave every channel a free play

[ashen swallow]

Do you post your plays here?

[median dawn]

Yup

[ashen swallow]

Do you usually @ everyone or just drop them?

[median dawn]

Not allowed to tag everyone

If mod gives me permission to

Then i would

[oak quail]

“Merk” 😭

[ashen swallow]

Dang didn’t know bro my bad. You know around what time you’ll drop a slip?

[median dawn]

Gts son

[oak quail]

I Remember my first time bro , keep going maybe you’ll make it one day

[median dawn]

Streaks dropped a lil over a week ago

U make no sense

🤡

[soft pawn]

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[true shoal]

Thoughts

[prisma oak]

they took judge 1.5 TB off already wow

[zenith bolt]

Can he get 2ks inna 1st?

lmk

[vocal spindle]

Against the rangers?

Yikes

[zenith bolt]

staying away😭

thoughts ?

[safe snow]

Only hard one really is b stew

[valid mortar]

*You’re

🤣

Ironic

[hard kraken]

No way

I don’t get why vlad got that lil pepper shi

Payout is a $30 difference

Might as well be a normal line

[vocal spindle]

Did chalkboard get rid of pitching outs

[pliant gust]

They stall on putting them up now

Strikeouts too

[vocal spindle]

UD really taking their time to give me my money

[hard kraken]

Just do direct to checking

[vocal spindle]

I did.

[hard kraken]

How long you wait

[vocal spindle]

Since last night

It’s usually instant

[hard kraken]

You do realize "fastest" probably means 1-2 days

[vocal spindle]

You do realize I’ve used the same withdrawal method daily for at least a month and it’s never taken this long?

[bleak tiger]

rangers are so back

world series bound

[unkempt agate]

Chill @fringe fulcrum

[fringe fulcrum]

@unkempt agate is him

[unkempt agate]

😂😭

Nah I sold u

Bell sold

[fringe fulcrum]

bell sold

you ain’t sell

[unkempt agate]

Marte really sold tho fr

Bases loaded 1 out he strikes out

[fringe fulcrum]

🤦🏿‍♂️

[unkempt agate]

He was off his game yesterday

[fringe fulcrum]

shit happens we move

[unkempt agate]

Swinging at terrible pitches definitely wasn’t himself

[fringe fulcrum]

rain too

[unkempt agate]

So is buxton gonna pull a Bell today ?

[fringe fulcrum]

i was on buxton HR✍🏽

[hard kraken]

I didn’t know that kinda wasn’t that active on discord all of July not in the country

Vlad

1.5 hrr

Normal line 🆓

Can easily cash hottest hitter on the team

Just for judge

[fringe fulcrum]

you putting down $200?

[hard kraken]

Yes

Best hitters to take today

[prisma oak]

🧢

u feeling lucky on this Sunday

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES 3X MILD WITH A SIDE OF SPICY

[hard kraken]

Teoscar Hernández 1.5 hrr

Vladimir Guerrero Jr 1.5 hrr

Rafael Devers 1.5 hrr

Tobias Myers 3.5 K’s ( pitcher)

Xavier Edwards 1.5 hrr

[hard kraken]

Very

[pliant gust]

Why no where got Rodriguez walks

[dawn urchin]

JOEY COMING OUT HOT 3 MOVIE CLIPS IN A ROW

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain what you got

[vocal spindle]

Bell barely got any plate appearances vs keller

[vocal spindle]

Chalkboard has Vlad at 1.51 even tho even on chalkboard is 1.78 so UD has him at value

[hard kraken]

Judge fantasy 10.5

[weary mist]

another mlb day

another atrocious board

[hard kraken]

I just saw

Going thru them

On all dfs

Don’t like sticking around one app only

[vocal spindle]

Idk about devers vs evo

[hard kraken]

BRO

VLAD????

what happened

[pliant gust]

Yes will be reduced

[hard kraken]

To .95x

Huh

Fuc

[vocal spindle]

It’s because I said something

[hard kraken]

Underdog is quick

[vocal spindle]

This always happens the second I say something in chat

[hard kraken]

Fantasy 7.0 just as good

Tbh

He could get walked

Tbh

[split radish]

Just take his tb

[hard kraken]

I had it

Secured last night

This is so iffy

But Skenes is pitching

So it’s only hitting if Skenes has his worst game possible

[vocal spindle]

Am I crazy for liking Joey Bart today

[hard kraken]

I’m stuck between judge 10.5 fantasy or 2.5 hrr

[fringe fulcrum]

Vlad HRR 0.9x now

[hard kraken]

Ik he is 100% getting walked today so
3 points
A single 85% hit chance 3 points
Run 2 points 70% hit chance
Walk 3 points 100%
RBI 2 points 75%

[split radish]

nico hoerner over 0.5 singles

[hard kraken]

Better taking 2.5 hrr

[vocal spindle]

If judge gets walked, batted in, and then hits a stranded double you gonna be in tears

[hard kraken]

So fantasy is the better choice

Am I thinking right to take Tobias Myers 2.5 ER under

[vocal spindle]

I think skenes gonna sell today unfortunately

[hard kraken]

Everyone on the dodgers is hitting something on bro

[hard kraken]

Fading aswell

[vocal spindle]

Mitch Parker might get lit up

[hard kraken]

6 runs by 4th inning

[vocal spindle]

I took it anyways just bc it’s skenes

but yeah he’s prolly getting cooked

[hard kraken]

Make the most out of it I case he has his worst game

[split radish]

jram under fp fr

[hard kraken]

Over

[vocal spindle]

???

[sick vine]

Skenes pitching

I’m going under on all dback players 😂

[vocal spindle]

Cal quantrill might shut down the padres today, 10 mph winds going infield, and he has good history vs all of them

[split radish]

trust the process

Facing burnes today and hes 0/8 in his career vs him

[hard kraken]

Trea Turner homer first ab 🤔

[vocal spindle]

watch him smack a homer against a reliever

I don’t take unders based off history against starters, only overs

[pliant gust]

I been trying to figure out what Brewers hitter I wanna use, probably William

[vocal spindle]

I miss moneymaker yelich

[split radish]

hes not cuz o’s bp is rested

[vocal spindle]

If I was you I’d take Hoskins

[unique hare]

I wish people spoke in tennis chat about matched

[pliant gust]

He’s been the hottest

Hit in 9/10

[vocal spindle]

They still not gonna stretch Burnes 9 innings for no reason.

[unique hare]

Like this is one of the best matches ive ever seen and its just ppl flexing wins

[agile gull]

Soto of 8.5 fp?

[vocal spindle]

I called his homer yesterday

[split radish]

i like ha-seong kim’s tb, 4/7 is his career vs quantrill

[fringe fulcrum]

Hoskins him

[hard kraken]

Burnes 33.5 fantasy under

[weary mist]

nah ion send plays here no more. last time i did chat told me i was all chalk so i just let people cook on their own.

[vocal spindle]

Winds going 10 mph infield and he don’t got a whole lot of slugging power.

[weary mist]

i played that too

on 2 slips

light day today fr

[vocal spindle]

All 4 hits were singles, with winds going against him hard today taking total bases is super risky

[weary mist]

is it even or boosted

[vocal spindle]

I would wait til it gets bumped

[split radish]

Do i dare take skenes fp under at 40.5

[half mist]

It’s not going to get higher.. PP has him lower

[weary mist]

projections love skenes unders today.

i will be fading. 🙏

[vocal spindle]

Ain’t we supposed to get discounts today

[hard kraken]

Would get bumped down

[weary mist]

i’d be surprised if burnes goes over.

[hard kraken]

if anything

[vocal spindle]

Skenes is a weird play today after Mitch Keller absolutely destroyed the dbacks

[weary mist]

i took his under on 2 slips for $7 total because his under FS is super positive EV but at the same time i’m not stupid and not betting the house on skenes unders. 😭

[half mist]

What app is this

[weary mist]

oddsjam

[half mist]

Damn you pay for it

[weary mist]

$50 a mknth

motnh

month

[sly fjord]

smh

[weary mist]

what was the discount for

[hard kraken]

🤞🏽

[fringe fulcrum]

@long gorge

please edward

[weary mist]

save me edward

[hard kraken]

Save me edward

[unique hare]

Damn why you guys telling edward to ban the dude that isnt a bot😂

@long gorge ban him

[fringe fulcrum]

oh shit that’s not a bot

😭

LMAO

that’s a human!

[abstract citrus]

Damn

Yall evil asl

[half mist]

We don’t do ip addresses in here though 😂😂

[fringe fulcrum]

there he go 💀

[unique hare]

Oh shit hes gone😭

[abstract citrus]

Banned someone who wasn’t even a bot

[fringe fulcrum]

LMAO

[vocal spindle]

Cappers just be using anything to justify their picks now…

[unique hare]

I feel bad lmao

[fringe fulcrum]

na yeah he talking bout doxxing heads

[unique hare]

Edward he wasnt a bot

[abstract citrus]

@long gorge that guy wasn’t a bot

[dawn urchin]

Y’all making me look bad I thought he was a bot

[fringe fulcrum]

gatta block bro

[half mist]

Yea but you can’t ask for IP addresses tho

[fringe fulcrum]

so you don’t see bs like dat anymore

[fringe fulcrum]

same here

😭

[vocal spindle]

Who was it

[dawn urchin]

Well I’m the one who banned him

[vocal spindle]

Who did you ban

[abstract citrus]

Idk some random with a white name. Bro just looked like a bot

[weary mist]

i hate caruso. can’t believe i ever used to tail him.

[dawn urchin]

Someone who was acting & we all thought was a bot

[vocal spindle]

People used to send me Caruso writeups to tell me why my picks were gonna chalk

[unique hare]

Can you unban him or is he dead

[weary mist]

@abstract citrus how’d you do last night gang ?

let’s see your slips

[abstract citrus]

Fine only put in 2 slips. Both cashed.

[hard kraken]

Miles Mikolas 2.5 ER ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

[vocal spindle]

I wanna get into esports picks so bad

[hard kraken]

Don’t

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[vocal spindle]

I was thinking this

[weary mist]

n1gga betting on “boom fantasy”

[fringe fulcrum]

not worth it

[sly fjord]

cant wait till they add college valorant so i can matchfix for yall

[vocal spindle]

But he did good against the cubs last time

[fringe fulcrum]

wait for NBA

[weary mist]

hell nah 😭😭😭 it’s way too hard

[abstract citrus]

You act like what apps matters. Cash is cash

[vocal spindle]

If they add powerlifting I would make everyone in here serious bread

[hard kraken]

July 14th was the last time he played had 6 ER

[weary mist]

gonna delete your account when you need a withdrawal

[dawn urchin]

Unbanned him

[fringe fulcrum]

@sage echo

[abstract citrus]

Ive already withdrawn. Amazing app

[vocal spindle]

I skipped over that I guess, I was looking at June 16th lol

[abstract citrus]

Easiest lines ever

[vocal spindle]

Preciate that goat

[long gorge]

huh I didn't ban anyone

[vocal spindle]

I accidentally did

[hard kraken]

👌

[vocal spindle]

Can you unban him

[long gorge]

huh

[dawn urchin]

No it was me accidentally he was coming off as a bot

[hard kraken]

Oh shucks

[unique hare]

Everytime i eat bread i imagine its you

[dawn urchin]

So you eat on Edward daily?

[hard kraken]

I meant to time him out misclick on my part

[vocal spindle]

sorry Bready

I misclicked

I was trying to send a friend request and accidentally banned him

Bro I’m gonna be SPEEDING home

All the games start like right after I get out of church

[dawn urchin]

NO GO THE LIMIT otherwise you’ll just be spending the winnings on a ticket

[hard kraken]

Why is this

[fringe fulcrum]

HR lotto

feeling lucky

🥴

[dawn urchin]

The payout?

[vocal spindle]

I’ll be hitting devious speeds

putting the car in sports mode the second I’m out the parking lot

[unique hare]

Amp up the fun with a drink

[vocal spindle]

I might sprinkle a lil bit on Vlad and Buxton homer

[dawn urchin]

YOU KNOW SILK IS MISSING RED BULL

[vocal spindle]

The best part about turning 21 is being able to drink and drive

disclaimer: don’t partake in both activities at the same time

[split radish]

jd martinez over 1.5 hrr

[vocal spindle]

Already booked

[split radish]

nuh uh

[vocal spindle]

Yes I did

Been sayin it since last night

[abstract citrus]

I gotta go get a bluephoria for @unique hare

[unique hare]

Pour one out for me🙏

[vocal spindle]

the goat @bleak mountain hasn’t posted his slips yet unfortunately

[abstract citrus]

Definitely will 🤝🫡

[split radish]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-man-hangover-skate-gif-733324316276760777

[half mist]

I think he has a great matchup to do this

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[split radish]

adolis under hes kinda crap 😂

[vocal spindle]

Last 2 starters vs Seattle combined for 1 total strikeout

[rain kettle]

How do you unlock Wilson discount?

[vocal spindle]

He’s so buns but the only 2 times I went under, he finally did something

[split radish]

Hes like 0/5 vs pivetta and the roofs closed today for GLF

[vocal spindle]

Jesus Sanchez under, idc about batting history, bro is the WORST hitter in the league

[vocal spindle]

Roof is always closed

[split radish]

why

[vocal spindle]

We don’t open it til like mid September

[vocal spindle]

Bc Texas heat ain’t no joke

That’s one of the main reasons we moved from globe life park, it was impossible to enjoy a game as a fan

[split radish]

no ik that

but theres some days when MMP leaves the roof opened

[vocal spindle]

we basically never do

[hard kraken]

Yes I put $5 would it not be streak to 5k not $3.9k …

[restive panther]

Locks?

[hard kraken]

Judge .5 rbi over

Idc who’s pitching

⬆️

[dawn urchin]

Should be if I remember right it went $1 to $1k, $5 to $5k & $10 to $10k that’s strange

[hard kraken]

Do you work for underdog

[dawn urchin]

I do not

[hard kraken]

@long gorge

$1 $780 payout

[dawn urchin]

Just a member of the cord like all of you. I’d suggest maybe asking in the support chat

[livid niche]

Cabrera ks?

[hard kraken]

Nick Pivetta 8ks today

No hitter game

[finite dock]

is this a safe bet?

[vocal spindle]

Are you on pick em champions?

[hard kraken]

I like.coeh line

[hard kraken]

No

I don't think so

[hard mist]

Y’all think Gavin williams get over 2.5 runs ?

[hard kraken]

I live in Minnesota

[vocal spindle]

Then idk

[split radish]

cronenworth under

1.5 hrr

hmmm

[vocal spindle]

I’d suggest contacting @rigid hazel or another UD employee to get it resolved

[vocal spindle]

Yes.

[sly fjord]

after last nights shenanigans its time for more yolo hr slips

[split radish]

@vocal spindle u said wind was favoring pitchers at petco today right?

[vocal spindle]

Winds going 10 mph infield and he’s 0/9 vs bro

[split radish]

ok yea thats what i was thinking

[vocal spindle]

Yeah 10 mph infield

[vocal spindle]

I warned you about Bohm

[sly fjord]

bro it went to the 10th inning- he got many chances but yeah he aint a homer typa dude ig even tho his ass was in the hr derby

[hard kraken]

BRO

VLAD

FANTASY

7.0

GONEEEE

WTF

They quick

Man

[sly fjord]

take his homerun line no balls

[vocal spindle]

I’m not booking it, but here’s the home run hitters for today

[sly fjord]

i have those people too except sep slips

[vocal spindle]

Man it’s been up all day

[hard kraken]

I like J.D. Martinez

1.5 hrr

[vocal spindle]

THEY TOOK VLAD HOMER AFTER I POSTED THAT

[hard kraken]

Might snatched it up

[vocal spindle]

THEY ALWAYS TAKE WHATEVER I POST BRO

[hard kraken]

Edward is doing this

[vocal spindle]

Every single time I post

[vocal spindle]

Wind was going against Witt yesterday

Vlad gonna be fine

[vocal spindle]

Heavily reduced now

[finite dock]

any freeeeee picks?

[rain kettle]

How do you use streaks?

[rain kettle]

I don’t see it anywhere

[hard kraken]

🚀🚀🚀🚀

I can see this cashing

Early

[vocal spindle]

Why yall on Bellinger

[vocal spindle]

On the 2 latest games of the day 😂

[split radish]

i like buxtons doubles scorcher

[hard kraken]

Miles

[split radish]

4 doubles in his career vs flexen

[hard kraken]

Pitching

Era and HA

Thru the roof

[errant tinsel]

they put the 3.25x back i just seen it at 3x lol

[rain kettle]

How do you use this? I can’t find it

[split radish]

i fw this

[unkempt agate]

Beli also 2/18 vs miles

[hard kraken]

Go to home

[livid niche]

Cabrera ks over or nah?

[hard kraken]

Lobby

Scroll down

[hard kraken]

Trust

[livid niche]

Cabrera ks over or nah chat

[vocal spindle]

Bellinger has the worst history against miles

[hard kraken]

Today is new day

[vocal spindle]

👀

[vocal spindle]

HES HERE

[sand current]

Those selections are correlated, so the payout isn't $1000 (as is standard for a $1 streak). If you don't combine pitchers/batters in that way, you'll get a standard 1000x payout.

[hard kraken]

Buxton hits a homer not a single

[vocal spindle]

I put double not single

[hard kraken]

Good to know

[vocal spindle]

Prolly won’t book it tho

[bleak mountain]

these my favorites

[vocal spindle]

It’s Sunday I need to bet less

[bleak mountain]

especially chourio

[vocal spindle]

I was considering ty France I’m ngl

[bleak mountain]

he’s due

[vocal spindle]

Why seager?

[bleak mountain]

like rlly due

[chrome rock]

"Is this bet free" "Is this bet safe" no such thing we all saw the masterpiece Crochet had yesterday

[vocal spindle]

No such thing as a safe bet 😭😭😭😭

[chrome rock]

😭

Wasnt it loaded bases when you live bet

And they couldnt get the ball in play once

[bleak mountain]

against pivettas pitches in the past month hes batting .343 with a 82% hard hit rate

ik history vs pivetta is ass but ima take the risk

plus he went 1/5 hes gonna bounce back

[long gorge]

[chrome rock]

Robbie ray day is today man

[bleak mountain]

no its not

[chrome rock]

😭

Bro this mf is so tough when he can locate his pitches

[fading spade]

Does anyone know how I change my teams that show by my name in chat ?

[vocal spindle]

Nah no one on base

[chrome rock]

How are those odds so bad then

lmao

[vocal spindle]

Mariners were batting with nobody on base down 3 runs with 1 out

[chrome rock]

ohhh

[vocal spindle]

How do you check that

[vocal spindle]

You gotta contact the New York jets and ask for a transfer

[chrome rock]

Pivetta vs current roster , on https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/probable-pitchers

[vocal spindle]

Wait so that means you could do reverse correlated picks

For an even higher payout than 1000x

[vocal spindle]

I meant his pitch type not his history vs batters

I just use espn for that

[dawn urchin]

I mean to be fair you can say that about all pitchers

[chrome rock]

How do u reverse correlate

[chrome rock]

To be fair the reason I have so much faith in him was one day i was down like $100 i put him and 2 others in a 3 leg and made a few hundred back

[vocal spindle]

if you bet on a batter to do well and the pitcher against him to also do well

Then you get a boost for reverse correlated plays

[chrome rock]

He just respects coin and look at his stats before his tommy john

[fading spade]

Nice trolling lmaoo i found out how to do it😭😭

[chrome rock]

Any pitcher who makes a grunt sound when they throw any pitch is automatically in the top 25 consideration

[vocal spindle]

Or for example I had these together on a slip yesterday, because Vladimir doing well helps berrios get the win, choosing him to go under with Vlad to go over was reverse correlated and gave a payout boost

[vocal spindle]

W logo

[dawn urchin]

LETS GO LETS HOPE THATS TODAY AS WELL

[vocal spindle]

Tennis logic

[chrome rock]

I just need 6 ks man 😭

[fading spade]

Thanks man 🙏

[vocal spindle]

Not that either

Jesus Sanchez honestly couldn’t get a hit even if you gave him a tennis racquet

[chrome rock]

😭

[dawn urchin]

The positive elly might single handily give you 3 with his plate discipline

[fading spade]

Day two of barbershop talk they told me elly fantasy over 😭

[vocal spindle]

Meanwhile Xavier Edwards still would get on base even if you gave him a golf club 😭

[chrome rock]

😂

Elly either 0/4 with 4 ks or 3/3 with 2 triples and a 480 dead center missile rocket homer

and 3 stolen bases

[thorn lantern]

Damm I got India and steer fantasy over 😭

[dawn urchin]

HE IS ALL GAS NO BRAKES FULL SPEED MISTAKES

[vocal spindle]

Including one stolen home

[fading spade]

Lets hope for the best lol

[thorn lantern]

What ya think about this?

[vocal spindle]

Were they right yesterday

[fading spade]

Nope lmaoo wood sold the slip

[vocal spindle]

I’ve never been to a barber shop where they talk about baseball

[fading spade]

They said hr he had a rbi instead

[fading spade]

Hood barbershop they talk about all sports lol

[hard kraken]

BANG

2 points at the end of the 1st quarter

☠️

[vocal spindle]

Every barbershop I’ve been to, when there’s no NFL, and no NBA, and it’s not Saturday so no UFC, they only talk about boys in the hood and family feud

[hard kraken]

Glad it's .5

[chrome rock]

Nah bro what is this blue jays lineup

[fading spade]

These dudes think they espn analysts

[vocal spindle]

Wdym

[fading spade]

The max I would put is 2 dollar slip of they picks and pray lol

[chrome rock]

Vladdy the only one who elite in any of those categories everyone else is like average or below

[vocal spindle]

Best lineup they got rn

Blue jays got 4 left fielders starting today

[fading spade]

Is that good or bad? I'm not a baseball guy

[chrome rock]

What is

[hard kraken]

JUDGE

BUMP

WTF

11.5

[fading spade]

He said blue jays got 4 left fielders starting today

[hard kraken]

Taking 2.5 hrr

[vocal spindle]

3rd row is Vlad

[vocal spindle]

Lock stuff in earlier

[hard kraken]

I did

Luckily

1.5 bases

Last night

[chrome rock]

11.5 too high man

[hard kraken]

2.5 hrr

The move

[tawdry dagger]

Sportclips ahhh barbershop

[fading spade]

I promise u lmaoo they all 40 plus

[tawdry dagger]

I was jk 😭

[fading spade]

Idk if they watch the game or not no lie but they talk like they the ones who playing 😭

[chrome rock]

Only time I run superstar player lines is when they got promos

I ran ohtani and judge at the homer booster yesterday like an easy 10x on DK

[vocal spindle]

I treat good players like any other player

[valid basin]

What do you guys think of this mf

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[chrome rock]

Exactly cause its just data and finding what is a good line

[valid basin]

Yea i was iffy

Why im askin

[vocal spindle]

Chalkboard needs to add homer lines

[chrome rock]

It doesnt matter if im betting on spencer shwellenbach to get a pitching win if its like +100 better on fliff than any other book im taking it

No matter how bad that mf is

[unique hare]

Fliff odds really suck tho

[vocal spindle]

When odds suck that means they can be really good lol

What sucks on one side is great on the other

[unique hare]

I guess

Was more so referring to favorites being way more favored on fliff than other books

[vocal spindle]

All about line shopping

[unique hare]

(tennis)

[vocal spindle]

I got some serious value on UD today compared to CB

[vocal spindle]

Yeah it sucks for tennis

[unique hare]

Saw a -500 difference once lol

[vocal spindle]

Holy crap

[vocal spindle]

And it sucks when you know that it’s still gonna hit so you can’t play the other side for value

[unique hare]

Exactly

It was alcaraz vs a bum so they just said no ones making money off this guaranteed w

[signal verge]

We rocking w skenes ks?

[hard kraken]

You can't run this my man

Can't pair mlb hitters with nrfi

[formal cedar]

oh

[hard kraken]

Sad to see you can do it on prizepicks

Not ud

[formal cedar]

damn\

[hard kraken]

👌

[formal cedar]

👌🏾

[vocal spindle]

Eovaldi might get shelled today as much as I hate to say it

[gritty radish]

Would Aaron judge rbi also work?

O 0.5

[hard kraken]

Yea its good

I'm thinking another homer today

[half mist]

Tail? 🤔 I’ve been on a drought …😭 @hard kraken

[thorn lantern]

So no one like volpe?

[brittle lily]

Great job, now he’s about to go hitless

[thorn lantern]

lol I knew someone was doing voodoo on my picks 😭😭 this the diversion 😭😭

[lean path]

Bro where is Cabrera Pitching outs

[brittle lily]

Pulling up these statistics is the voodoo

[hard kraken]

Toss some coin on it

[thorn lantern]

Ahhh shit 😭😭

[hard kraken]

Its not terrible

[half mist]

Vlad got bumped to 8? Still take?

[hard kraken]

Yea

Its safe

He getting walked

[thorn lantern]

I’m taking the less risky path he just gotta hit the ball 😭

[hard kraken]

Along with judge

Without a doubt

[brittle lily]

Hurry up and take his in game under after the game starts

[brittle lily]

Dam I thought you were on underdog

[hard kraken]

Hopefully come up a k

[split radish]

we shall ride

[thorn lantern]

I’m over my limit can’t deposit 😭😭

I fixed my limit thou

[hard kraken]

Cody over bro

[split radish]

hell nah lmao

[vocal spindle]

Whoever had spiers under Ks is cooked

[brittle lily]

I’m cooked🤣

[devout condor]

Any locks?

[split radish]

free ass over

take ur pitchers vs the giants

[chrome rock]

1st K from ROBBIE RAY

More to come

[gusty lantern]

Elly need to get some practice for real

[waxen void]

anyone got confidence in holiday today?

[gusty lantern]

he only can run fast

[split radish]

no

Cash the nrfi for giants/reds

[lunar patio]

3 pitch k

[brittle lily]

O’Neil Cruz over

[thorn lantern]

I might be chilling 😭

[bleak mountain]

robbie ray legacy game

[waxen void]

what about burns

[brittle lily]

Carson spears will have more than 5ks

[gritty radish]

@bleak mountain u got any locks

[chrome rock]

Robbie ray was the lock

[thorn lantern]

He’s @bleak mountain he got everything

[vivid lotus]

Thoughts?

[ashen swallow]

You got any slips for today?

@weary mist You got any slips bro?

[charred rivet]

As a Phillies fan bro we’re not winning this game, we are struggling big time right now. 😞

[vivid lotus]

Harper gonna have 3 homers🎰

[charred rivet]

Only way we gonna win atp 😭 our pitching is horrible right now. Esp the bullpen

Anybody got slips?

[split radish]

Spiers 3 Ks thru 2

[vivid lotus]

I’m just gonna bet on skenes

[brittle lily]

Only needs 2 that’s easy

[split radish]

U took under?

[brittle lily]

Nah I took the over

[brittle lily]

I’m using reverse reverse psychology

[waxen void]

bwitt over 1.5 total bags?

[vocal spindle]

He lying to you, he went under

[split radish]

lmaoo

Good luck gnf

[raw cape]

devers over 1.5HRR??

[split radish]

Gng

[brittle lily]

Tf I didn’t

[waxen void]

stop smoking

[raw cape]

u a cowgirls fan shut up😭😭

[waxen void]

🌽

[chrome rock]

The giants are making carson spiers look like prime chapman

[vocal spindle]

Candelario homer

[vocal spindle]

I’m joking

[vocal spindle]

Just bc you a rangers fan don’t mean you gotta lie

I’m a rangers fan too and ik we getting smacked

Robbie Ray back to back homers

[chrome rock]

WTF IS HAPPENING

[brittle lily]

I’m finna lose anyway so might as well

[bleak mountain]

“robbie ray was a lock” 😂😂

[split radish]

lmao ray u suck

[brittle lily]

I’m a restart

[raw cape]

@vocal spindle run back 1.5HRR devers

[waxen void]

he hasn’t thrown a lot of innings recently either

[split radish]

ray LMAOOOO

[brittle lily]

I took the over on ray fantasy points
And the under on spears ks🤣🤣🤣✅✅

[chrome rock]

4 ks

[vocal spindle]

Robbie Ray Ks was the lock

[chrome rock]

6 at -120 odds i got

[hard kraken]

We will see

[bleak mountain]

dumbass u deserve to lose ur money

[split radish]

😭😭😭

[brittle lily]

Spears I need you to play like shi
Take all of my haters money🤣

[chrome rock]

His fantasy was at 30.5 i believe

For robbie ray

[raw cape]

?

[vocal spindle]

It’s so funny how the giants finally have a good pitching staff for the first time this season and they suck at batting now

[split radish]

Candelario homer was really the lock

[vocal spindle]

So you did go under

[dawn urchin]

Yes for ray that’s what I saw it at

[vocal spindle]

I got Ray at 22.5 on the early drop

[brittle lily]

Yeah man and I don’t regret it because I’m gonna win🤣

[chrome rock]

22.5 FANTASY?

Wtf

[vocal spindle]

Yeah it was only up for like 30 seconds before bumped to 28.5

[split radish]

i dont think you believe that

[vocal spindle]

Idk what it closed at

[chrome rock]

It closed at 30.5

damn you got crazy value

[brittle lily]

You’re right🙃

[chrome rock]

He was slightly favored to give up less than 3 runs so im not suprised he gives up 2

[split radish]

Skenes under 40.5 FP is the move truss

[raw cape]

he getting at least 6 K’s

[chrome rock]

Skenes is going to have to pitch a masterclass to get past this diamondbacks offense

[chrome rock]

Of course but its all about the earned runs, QS & Win

[brittle lily]

Spears with another k I’m done

[vocal spindle]

Mitch Keller did lol

Brett Wisely homer

[brittle lily]

Spears win me some money, I’ve earned it

[raw cape]

yep

[chrome rock]

Bros a time traveler

[vocal spindle]

CHRISTIAN YELICH LEADOFF HOMER

BANG

[chrome rock]

WTF IM GOING INSANE

BRO TIME TRAVELED 1 HOUR

[raw cape]

devers 1.5HRR or nah

[vocal spindle]

A week actually, yelich still on IR

[chrome rock]

😭

[brittle lily]

Dam

I’m still alive you all can suck my bullocks