┆⚾・baseball

[dim gazelle]

1 more out Gibson

[hard kraken]

Is this payout right

[weary mist]

n1gga just a dickrider bruh. i hate people like him 😭😭

[dim gazelle]

Should hit

[weary mist]

yeah you cashed out big dawg

[errant tinsel]

u posted a fake car and money find some safe to do

[weary mist]

reverse image search it 💯

[errant tinsel]

that dont work on every pic obviously u should know that

[bleak mountain]

nahh posting fake cars n money is ode

[vocal spindle]

@chrome rock fliff let me withdraw

[bleak mountain]

is this true

[weary mist]

nah lol

they hate people with money that they don’t have

textbook n1ggatry

[bleak mountain]

dudes jealous 😂

[errant tinsel]

u dont know what i have lmaoo ppl with money dont have to flex

[vocal spindle]

I was trolling so hard last night 😭😭

[bleak mountain]

youngin

[hard kraken]

Suzuki hits a 385 ft homer last ab incoming

[bleak mountain]

nephew

[errant tinsel]

this man said the same thing to the valley dude when he called him out dont listen to em

[brittle lily]

I’m pretty sure he has another at bat

[brittle lily]

Dam

Grand slam 🤣

[errant tinsel]

good to see all these bets hitting i sold myself thinking soto would get walked

[hard kraken]

Woah

Bases

Loaded

[fringe fulcrum]

sheeesh

was this sent?

🥲🔥

[umbral zealot]

is this free

[fringe fulcrum]

free asf

[gusty lantern]

Nothing is free in baseball

[fringe fulcrum]

gambling in general

gatta risk it for the biscuit

[umbral zealot]

blanco nice wit it

jus need outfield to catch pop ups and it’s an early cash

[tacit knot]

varsho didnt start so pick gets voided right

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[hard mist]

Kyle Gibson I love you

[weary mist]

i be trolling daily i’m ngl.

[vocal spindle]

Same

[tacit knot]

oh

[vocal spindle]

It’s fun

[vocal spindle]

I was just trolling he gets voided lol

[hard mist]

Who sell the 8 man ?

[tacit knot]

i thought so lmao

[weary mist]

Giancarlo Stanton homer

[tacit knot]

i saw a red o nmy slip and cried

[vocal spindle]

Why no one talking about the fact that Gausman got ejected today even though he pitched yesterday 😭😭

Bro wasn’t even playing

[weary mist]

why’d he get ejected

[abstract citrus]

This loser is back? 😂😂 bro wanna seem rich so bad

[abstract citrus]

Bro just says anything

[tacit knot]

LMAO

bro got mad

[vocal spindle]

Fought with the ref

[weary mist]

i’d be doing the same thing tbh.

i be fighting with ANYONE.

i lose my temper at the slightest hint of pushback or critism.

[weary mist]

you scrolled up 9 minutes to find that message btw.

[abstract citrus]

I scrolled up 30 seconds you must think it takes 9 minutes to find a message that was sent 9 minutes ago. You have no IQ

[vocal spindle]

4/5 vs berrios with no ks and a homer and bro couldn’t get not 1 hit this game

[balmy cove]

Mitch Spence 16.5 Pitching Outs , Any Thoughts on That ?

[hard kraken]

Siani struck out

[vocal spindle]

Siani just struck out again

[weary mist]

no aura no motion no hoes

[dawn urchin]

BUM CITY WITH HIM

[vocal spindle]

Siani lost his hit streak with a sombrero

[vocal spindle]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[sly plank]

Siani might get one more AB

[abstract citrus]

No money no car no life

Fake photos

[vocal spindle]

Brewers game started mad early

[vocal spindle]

For the golden sombrero

[balmy cove]

@vocal spindle Felt the aura on that one

[weary mist]

@abstract citrus i’m on da highway right now crodie let me pull over and imma cook you for the second time

[abstract citrus]

Don’t die lil bro. Be careful

[vocal spindle]

I mean the pick could be good, but when it comes to having any thoughts on it, I absolutely don’t have any thoughts

[glacial oriole]

Kyle Harrison hit line is even at 4.5 compared to this morning with his lower being a pepper

[weary mist]

gonna take more than a crash to get me bro

[abstract citrus]

The fact that you gotta pull over for me cmon look up some more photos

[weary mist]

n1gga said that so zesty

pull

[vocal spindle]

W

[glacial oriole]

nationals games always start early on saturdays

[dawn urchin]

Yeah game start times all over the place today

[weary mist]

@abstract citrus i’m still waiting for you to send me some bands

[vocal spindle]

Gibson Ks was free with the wind

[abstract citrus]

THATS THE SAME PHOTO AS YESTERDAY 😂😂😂 im crying

BRO REALLY JUST SENT THE SAME PHOTO

[vocal spindle]

Hoskins going yard I’m ngl

[weary mist]

i’m not gonna take a new photo bro

[abstract citrus]

😂😂 you said you were gonna pull over and cook for me

BY SENDING THE SAME PHOTO

😂😂😂

Get your broke ass on somewhere

[hard kraken]

🚀

Devers

[weary mist]

in messages bro bro

[hard kraken]

Hitting 2 singles

[weary mist]

i don’t have any cash on me rn

[hard kraken]

Naylor double rbi

[weary mist]

i deposited all that money to gamble it

[abstract citrus]

Troll

[vocal spindle]

Bing bong

[hard kraken]

Best notis to get

Fr

[weary mist]

@abstract citrus my cologne would pay your rent too

[vocal spindle]

ADAMES 3 RUN HOMER

BANGGGG

[vocal spindle]

Bro you smell like EVERYTHING

😭😭

[abstract citrus]

Ok troll

[vocal spindle]

Cj Abrams legit so washed

[unique hare]

All this just to avoid showering

[abstract citrus]

Lmao

[vocal spindle]

body wash body wash

[scarlet crow]

All this and 0 hoes

[vocal spindle]

Yepez chalked

[hard kraken]

You have any hope in Suzuki

[vocal spindle]

GOLDSCHMIDT 3 RUN HOMER

[vocal spindle]

Hn

[hard kraken]

OT

[vocal spindle]

Garcia hit

[bleak mountain]

cash garcia

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain Garcia double

[bleak mountain]

lmao

[vocal spindle]

I tailed the wrong ones bruh 😭😭

[final oasis]

Best discount??

[dawn urchin]

Sound like a kid who doesn’t want to shower

[bleak mountain]

spicy

[hard kraken]

🧢

[vocal spindle]

SIANI GUARANTEED TO BAT AGAIN

[keen nebula]

How is this looking 🤔

[vocal spindle]

ARENADO 3 RUN HOMER

CARDINALS TAKE THE LEAD

[bleak mountain]

both cashed first inning 😂

[hard kraken]

BANG

WHOEVER SENT

[keen nebula]

Massive 💰

[hard kraken]

This 2 man

Pair

[hard kraken]

OT

[hard kraken]

👌

[umbral zealot]

either of these cash?

[bleak mountain]

no

fade all padres hitters

[umbral zealot]

why

[split radish]

FIRST INNING CASH

[hard kraken]

Gorman out

[umbral zealot]

they playing a pitcher with a 8.80 Era

[vocal spindle]

Don’t trust padres today

Wind blowing in

[dawn urchin]

THE KING IS BACK

[bleak mountain]

hold on

[vocal spindle]

Don’t touch Rockies either

[lunar patio]

brudda i need a get back

[vocal spindle]

Machado a pepper for a reason

[umbral zealot]

this my city i don’t feel wind fr

[split radish]

Shh

[dawn urchin]

Same I’m dependent on the royals pitcher to cash my 3 slips

[dawn urchin]

YALL SAW NOTHING

[bleak mountain]

only take profar

but ion think profar a lock

[vocal spindle]

First inning cash

So free

[vocal spindle]

Don’t matter, wind blowing infield at game time

[dawn urchin]

Thank god I did not take the under

[vocal spindle]

14 mph winds to the outfield, idc that it’s the Nats, he was doomed to get smacked

[bleak mountain]

hes getting fucked

[vocal spindle]

lol he’s at 4 now

That was so free

[split radish]

luis garcia was so free

mf owns civale

3/3 in his career vs him

[brittle lily]

3.5

[vocal spindle]

I took yepez instead of Garcia just bc of spot in the batting order

Major regrets

Suzuki walkoff homer boutta feed generations

[lunar patio]

you be gatekeeping mane

[vocal spindle]

I was like 50/50 on the line

[split radish]

damn bruh

[vocal spindle]

I only be posting what I feel is sure to hit

bc whenever I miss on one pick everybody be on my head

[split radish]

@vocal spindle nah i just noticed last time civale pitched vs wahington, LG went 3/5

[vocal spindle]

SUZUKIIIIII

[vocal spindle]

sucks

[lunar patio]

Suzuki can’t even get walked

lord

[hard kraken]

Suzuki banned

[lunar patio]

why he not in kbo

[vocal spindle]

who’s idea was it to take Suzuki 😭😭

[brittle lily]

Talk about a curveball

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-good-garfield-hey-good-looking-hey-handsome-looking-in-the-mirror-gif-20294451

[dawn urchin]

THEY BE BULLYING MY BUDDY

[split radish]

good ops and good BA

[sly plank]

Siani got replaced😭

[vocal spindle]

Me and Suzuki got the same on base percentage this game

ish crazy

[dawn urchin]

HE GOT JOKES

[vocal spindle]

He deserved it ngl

He was just gonna strike out a 4th time anyways

Siani perma banned

His linsanity run is over

[lunar patio]

do i double down on naylor and devers @vocal spindle

[onyx island]

Giants Moneyline a lock ?

[split radish]

cease won potm

[vocal spindle]

Here’s the Rhys Hoskins bomb I was talking about

[vocal spindle]

I would

[lunar patio]

need 3rd fr

[bleak mountain]

siani subbed

[vocal spindle]

I have Kyle Harrison under hits on a slip but it’s a risky play for sure

[primal mountain]

oh wow

arenado hit

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[vocal spindle]

giants haven’t used a single reliever in 4 days. Snell went 9, rest day before that, and Webb went 9 day before that, so bullpen is super fresh, Harrison should get pulled quick if he starts to slip up

And he should have a good game anyways, good history vs the reds

Still super risky tho just bc it’s Kyle Harrison

[split radish]

still cant believe the cubs didnt sell

at the deadline

[bleak mountain]

damn herz

😂

[vocal spindle]

Sinai’s replacement just got a rbi

Crazy

How is herz pitching a no hitter with 14 mph winds going against his pitches

Holy crap

[sly plank]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[hard kraken]

Game over

[vocal spindle]

Somebody took civale under hits allowed

💀💀

[dawn urchin]

Thinking you are good by beating up on bums is a crazy delusional thing teams do

[vocal spindle]

One of the gets of all time

[vocal spindle]

Yeah if your team does that THEY SUCK

[split radish]

idk how people pay for mlb picks, ts has to be the easiest thing to bet on

[vocal spindle]

says the dolphins fan

[split radish]

least amount of research involved

[tawny field]

Any of em promos good?

[vocal spindle]

Vibes

[split radish]

lmaoo

[split radish]

haha remember when everyone thought the stros were gonna sell

good times

[vocal spindle]

Remember the start of the season when Mookie was leading the mlb in every stat

[split radish]

Remember when tucker was the leading AL mvp candidate

[vocal spindle]

And then him and Ohtani became the fattest chalk duo of all time right after

[vocal spindle]

Remember when altuve cheated and stole judges MVP

[vocal spindle]

Yeah, thank God they didn’t sell against the bummy rangers that barely made the playoffs

lol jokes, I know we suck 😭

Wow yepez is so trash

[split radish]

Didnt cheat

But alright

[bleak mountain]

dude

what is yepez doing bro

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain slowly watching yepez delete my discount from my inventory

[wraith pewter]

i’ll cashapp someone 20 to use my prizepicks code

[vocal spindle]

Not what judge thinks

Bro is salty about it TO THIS DAY

[willow wigeon]

What is this bs

[vocal spindle]

you must be new here

no NRFIs with mlb picks

[willow wigeon]

Let me rephrase it, this is bs

[gritty radish]

juan yepez 0/2 🔥

[bleak mountain]

look at this

vs civales pitching types

batting .429

doesnt make sense

[willow wigeon]

You’re in here every day and they don’t even pay you 😹😹😹

[willow wigeon]

Take a shower lil nga

[gritty radish]

somebody’s feeling spicy

[vocal spindle]

That’s what you think?

[green shell]

I need Abram’s to get a hit

[vocal spindle]

quickest block of my life lol

[carmine quest]

have my water ready🙏

[green shell]

He’s only had 1 AB right

[vocal spindle]

Was just explaining something to bro and he started crashing out

[fading spade]

He must forgot this is a discord chat lmaoo

[vocal spindle]

I guess texting means you don’t shower 😱

goofy ahh

[green shell]

How many AB has Abram’s had

[carmine quest]

real😂

[vocal spindle]

2

[green shell]

Damn

[fading spade]

Some old head at the barbershop told me bet on wood hitting a homer I did it and if it don't work.… he x out

[lunar patio]

you would cane out better putting that 1 on a streak

[carmine quest]

true

i already have one going on tho

[hard kraken]

🙏🏼

[vocal spindle]

Should’ve saved it for the next streak then

[fading spade]

He was telling me he an expert lol said he know ball been watching since the 80s

[carmine quest]

yea ik but i had profit so i js threw tht tg😭

[vocal spindle]

Imagine having a perfect game through 8.2 and then hitting the batter with a bean ball 😭😭

[lunar patio]

you gon hedge

ion even wanna tail u nomo

[hard kraken]

had to last min

[lunar patio]

you hedging this ?

[hard kraken]

it was one time

[scarlet crow]

Bro tailing barber slips now?

[hard kraken]

no

[lunar patio]

iight well let’s ride

[hard kraken]

devers and naylor?

no

[lunar patio]

yes

[fading spade]

One time thing lol I thought the old guy was legit with the info he cuts good hair

[split radish]

bro

[hard kraken]

i'm going to a soccer game in half an hour and won't get home until like 7-8

[split radish]

luis garcia homer

[hard kraken]

🥲

[split radish]

I SHOULD HAVE BET HOMER

[hard kraken]

good thing for data

[vocal spindle]

They got Cowser batting 7th today

They know something

I’m scared

[brittle lily]

Civale getting relieved

[bleak mountain]

yepez hitting a homer

dw

[raw spoke]

Matching this 😈

[gritty radish]

if he does this i will pull a dreamy bull rn

[dawn urchin]

THAT HONESTLY LOOKS IMPOSSIBLE

[dawn urchin]

Honestly that game had an insane rivals play that I wish I had taken & posted

[carmine quest]

which one

[dawn urchin]

It was Gunnar vs Mayo HRR & mayo only got 0.5+ advantage it was a joke

[carmine quest]

if ur going to the barca game ima kms

[vocal spindle]

Garcia was so free

[vocal spindle]

Gunnar banned for me

[dawn urchin]

I just thought it was crazy value for Gunnar vs a ROOKIE

[vocal spindle]

Civale over ER was so sweaty

[sweet sundial]

Easy 50 piece for the day keeps the doctor away

[bleak mountain]

get ready

[umbral zealot]

anyone like brent rooker under fantasy tdy ?

[vocal spindle]

Herz actually goated rn

[vocal spindle]

Stake 50 next time

[lunar patio]

you sweating 5 props for 50 dollars ??

u mines well just go to work

[sweet sundial]

Huh? I don’t understand

[bleak mountain]

bro 😭😭😭

yall funny 😂😂

[sweet sundial]

No, not at all.

I just wanna buy cards on cfb 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[gritty radish]

oh you wanna them

execute this nga

[sweet sundial]

🤣🤣

[vocal spindle]

go ubereats or sum dawg 😭

[gritty radish]

p2w ahh team

[sweet sundial]

Yes

[gritty radish]

https://tenor.com/view/get-back-off-my-move-gif-21126203

[scarlet crow]

W donation

[brittle lily]

Alright civale, pop ups and groundballs only

[sweet sundial]

Alright I didn’t ask to be cooked today😭😭

Chill on me

[vocal spindle]

you medium rare my boy

we ain’t done cookin yet

[sweet sundial]

I should’ve just stayed quiet

Smh

[brittle lily]

Relieve Civale NOW

[vocal spindle]

lol I’m just playin bro

chill on us unc

we just got jokes

So everyone cooking except yepez 😭😭😭

Gonna be one of those ain’t it

[bleak mountain]

@vocal spindle they setting up yepez

[brittle lily]

Let’s goooo

[bleak mountain]

or cj

ones gonna hit a rbi single

look see

[visual meadow]

🥣

[bleak mountain]

they jus bunting

[brittle lily]

RELIEVE THIS NINJA

[bleak mountain]

YEPEZ

COME ON

[vocal spindle]

Yepez banned

[finite dock]

UD promo getting ready to screw you over

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-fire-lebron-pregame-lebron-fire-gif-6415202897721076578

[bleak mountain]

bro

[green shell]

So everyone doing their job but Abram’s and yepez.. makes sense

Smh I just need something from Abram’s

[brittle lily]

PLS RELIEVE CIVALE

[visual meadow]

He getting at least 4 don’t wish that on me bro 😂

[vocal spindle]

Abrams so washed

[brittle lily]

Did Civale get relieved yet?

[hard kraken]

How we feel about Bobby

2nd ab

[vocal spindle]

Chalking the discount slip on the first leg gonna have me heated, Yepez i swear

[hard kraken]

With holton pitching only 1st inning

Fantasy or 2.5 hrr

🤔

[bleak mountain]

hold on

its only the 5th

possibly 2 more chances

[brittle lily]

Is Civale relieved?

[tawdry dagger]

Yepez give him hope

Pls

[grand iron]

Not yet

[tawdry dagger]

Facts that’s ez

Don’t panic

[weary hare]

Civale out

[bleak mountain]

lmao nats

[green shell]

No way Abram’s doesn’t get a hit

[split radish]

luis garcia 3/3

7 tb

i should’ve nuked

[gritty radish]

Yepez got more AB? Or he done

[green shell]

At least one more maybe 2

[woeful coral]

Tanner houck going over Ks?

[dawn urchin]

Come on tigers suck & strike out every single time. FP OVER FOR THE WIN

[mint bramble]

This how we coming

[true shoal]

2 more 😤

[vocal spindle]

I apologize for laughing at this

[soft tinsel]

Ober over fs?

[true shoal]

lol see wat happens

[hard kraken]

Devers is a must hit

Today

[vocal spindle]

I laugh at every slip to be fair

[zenith bolt]

It’s

[vocal spindle]

I wanna tail but I got $100 down to bell rn

[hard kraken]

It’s honestly a nice 2 man

Last slip of the day for me

Profits go to dodgers game

Later

[bleak mountain]

ig

tdy isn’t yepez day

[woeful coral]

Y’all think Tanner houck goes over? Strikeouts?

[green shell]

Did Abram’s bat this inning

[tawdry dagger]

still can’t panic

[vocal spindle]

Nah ima panic

[tawdry dagger]

can’t panic that’s how u lose

gotta stay good thru the bad too

[vocal spindle]

When he had batters on 2nd and 3rd that was his chance

[vocal spindle]

Me panicking does not affect my slip in any way

[bleak mountain]

hes cashing

[green shell]

Did Abram’s bat again

Bet

[vocal spindle]

I know ball

[tawdry dagger]

It don’t go jus 4 your slip silly man

It go 4 everything ❤️

Keep a high spirit

[mint bramble]

@vocal spindle talk ball then bro can this smack

[bleak mountain]

keller under

interesting

[vocal spindle]

Naylor pick ykb, keller likely getting shelled, Greene a toss up as well, crochet ykb

If keller cashes I like your chances

[gusty lantern]

What you guys think

[green shell]

Abram’s sucks

I hate him

[vocal spindle]

Yepez out already

On first pitch

Yeah he’s banned

[mint bramble]

Was ykb mean

[green shell]

Abram’s and yepez look like the worst on the team this makes no sense

[bleak mountain]

and yepez banned

[vocal spindle]

You know ball

Yepez the fakest .300 batter oat

[mint bramble]

Keller gave up 2 hits only last h2h

How is he getting shelled gangsta?

[bleak mountain]

banned bro

yepez banned

[vocal spindle]

Yepez not batting again either

[green shell]

Abram’s banned

[mint bramble]

If keller gives up 6 hits ill kms

Simple

[green shell]

Abrams’s and yepez both done probably

[bleak mountain]

5 to get on base for yepez to bat

make it happen

[vocal spindle]

Because Marte who bats .444 against him was out, bell who bats .857 against him wasn’t playing either, and gurriel who’s on a 10 game hit streak was also out

All of dbacks best hitters were out

[lunar patio]

ppl telling me devers going under @vocal spindle

[mint bramble]

Damn

There all back?

[vocal spindle]

And when a pitcher plays a team back to back, batters have the advantage

[mint bramble]

Damn

[vocal spindle]

Yeah they were taking rest days

[mint bramble]

So keller gotta be a dawg 2nite

[vocal spindle]

Dbacks hottest batting team in the MLB rn as well

[mint bramble]

Damnnn

Im cooked

[vocal spindle]

Wind is also in favor of batters

You gonna need a keller legacy game or him to get pulled early

[vocal spindle]

Ignore the haters

[lunar patio]

iight

[tawdry dagger]

facts

pls

[vocal spindle]

I watched in person as devers ruined my teams hopes and dreams last night

And he been doing this for weeks

[tawdry dagger]

algorithm

[lunar patio]

jack going under ?

flaherty

[vocal spindle]

I booked it on a slip or 2

[lunar patio]

iight

what bout ober

[vocal spindle]

I think oaklands top 4 gonna randomly do a number on him and chalk the over

[vocal spindle]

I have so much on him he could ruin my night

[lunar patio]

ima ride it w you

[vocal spindle]

Look at white Sox lineup today too

[lunar patio]

no diddy

[vocal spindle]

If bro sells against the white Sox b team ima crash out

[lunar patio]

doing ober devers and josh naylor

[vocal spindle]

Fire

[chrome rock]

White Sox winning tonight

[sterile dagger]

for homer?

[vocal spindle]

Know what I just realized?

[lunar patio]

1.5 hrr devers naylor fantasy

ober fantasy

[vocal spindle]

Dex

[lunar patio]

yooo

[vocal spindle]

Look what I placed an hour ago

[sterile dagger]

pierre saids devers hitting a homer

[vocal spindle]

LOL

[lunar patio]

LETS RIDE

[sterile dagger]

devers homer????

[lunar patio]

depositing hol up

[tawdry dagger]

Did the same w a extra 2

[vocal spindle]

He cashes HRR with a homer

[tawdry dagger]

I’m there with you

[vocal spindle]

I don’t book homers on slips with normal lines

[vocal spindle]

Let’s go

[tawdry dagger]

Gangsta

[tawdry dagger]

I got ober strikeouts instead tho

[vocal spindle]

July 21st

Ancient ahh stat line

[tawdry dagger]

They just took devers off too

[lunar patio]

1.5hrr devers is gone @vocal spindle

fuck

[tawdry dagger]

Right b4 I placed my last slip

[vocal spindle]

No way

Either wait for it to come back or play the tb juice

[lunar patio]

it’s back

it’s not juiced

[vocal spindle]

Nice

[chrome rock]

Just waiting for crochet to ruin my night

2 bottles chugged deep

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain the A/C can NOT be this strong 😭😭

[lunar patio]

@vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

Let’s goo

[lunar patio]

😉

[chrome rock]

L10 bettors are foaming at the mouth rn

[vocal spindle]

not last 10, just vibes

[chrome rock]

That was sharp ngl

Vladdy absolutely owns us and judge cashed that in the 1st inning

Olympic discount tho could be a donation but it cashed thankfully

[pine sapphire]

Same, working on this 12 pack

[vocal spindle]

It’s always about vibes

[vocal spindle]

Both cashed first inning

[vocal spindle]

KD was only discount that cashed out of the 4

[chrome rock]

💀

This is when I started going easy on WNBA discounts

Thank you for your donation

[chrome rock]

Royals game is delayed damn

[vocal spindle]

I feel like this afternoon slate is gonna be a lot of high scoring games

Nukes left and right

[gritty radish]

Yepez shits the bed 😭

Juan Yepez YOU ARE a free agent

[vocal spindle]

Alex call is so tuff

[dawn urchin]

Come on ROYALS

[vocal spindle]

It’s for a ceremony not weather

[dawn urchin]

JP KNOWS ALL ABOUT BASEBALL

[vocal spindle]

Fliff taking they cool time with my withdrawal

[dawn urchin]

They trying to starve you

[vocal spindle]

They lucky they the only place I was able to book Puerto Rico +31.5

[vocal spindle]

Fr bro

[green shell]

I need some runs so we can see Abram’s AB again

[vocal spindle]

I’m tryna try that crumbl cheesecake

[dawn urchin]

JP GOING TO GO EAT CHEESECAKE

[vocal spindle]

Lorenzen dealing today I’m ngl

Just looked at the tigers lineup

Average ba for today’s tigers lineup is .217

With 0 total hits on Lorenzen

Still won’t bet on him, as a rangers fan, he’s banned

[dawn urchin]

He better he’s on 3 slips. 1 green, the 0.5 freebie & the white Sox pitcher discount

[vocal spindle]

Watched him get lit up by the white Sox in person and then get traded

[hard mist]

Lorenzen bonus strikeouts ?

[dawn urchin]

JP PUT IN THE CALL

[vocal spindle]

Dang you were super confident on him

[devout condor]

Anyone like cowser today?

[vocal spindle]

I was in the outfield calling KC tryna work out a deal by the 3rd inning

KC always want our pitchers anyways

[vocal spindle]

Don’t risk it

Something is fishy about Cowser today

[chrome rock]

Ahh that’s good

[vocal spindle]

All the orioles had lines up today except him, they didn’t put his up until an hour ago, and he’s batting 7th for some odd reason today instead of leadoff

Something is suspicious about Cowser today and idk what it is but I don’t trust it

[chrome rock]

Had Freddie Fermin 1.5 bases at +130 saw value compared to other books

[dawn urchin]

Honestly I just took it because it was so low. All he needs is 5 innings & 3 K’s to cash

[chrome rock]

DFS apps mess everything up

[vocal spindle]

Not to mention, Urias, Mullins, Adley, and o’hearn are all out

So less RBI opportunities

And less at bats

[vocal spindle]

As long as he don’t give up runs

[dawn urchin]

GM JP added to the resume

[vocal spindle]

He should get the win in 5 innings tho

[valid basin]

I like lorenzen under

[vocal spindle]

If the catcher drops my baseball, do I even need to say what happens?

[chrome rock]

Being in the 1st spot is crazy good for RBIs

[valid basin]

Hes gonna give up runs

[vocal spindle]

okay

Thanks for the astute analysis Dee_trades

[valid basin]

Thats why i like lorenzen

Under

[vocal spindle]

Thank you.

[valid basin]

Bo problem my guy

[chrome rock]

He’s right

But how many is the question

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[bleak mountain]

did u flex the promo slip

[vocal spindle]

Why don’t teams do these ceremonies BEFORE the scheduled Gametime

Smh

[vocal spindle]

Never flex

😭😭

[bleak mountain]

fuck

[hard mist]

If I cash 🤣🧍🏾‍♂️

[valid basin]

🤣💀🤣

[vocal spindle]

It’s all good, I’m not the one to come after someone I tailed, I find that stupid

Can’t hit 100% of the time

[bleak mountain]

thank u

[chrome rock]

Underdog is the only book I believe that does 1st innings Ks

[vocal spindle]

We gonna keep making bread anyways so $10 is nothing

why do you know ball so well

[shadow yew]

Any good slips to?

Tn

3-4 man

[vocal spindle]

World champion of what???

the United States???

[mint bramble]

Mitch k legacy game 2nite

[dawn urchin]

I REMEMBER it was hilarious. You know he practiced that in the hotel room mirror the night before

[sweet sundial]

👀👀

[chrome rock]

8 leg is crazy

[sweet sundial]

Am I a chef or did I just burn the house down?

[chrome rock]

Is that a flex

[sweet sundial]

It automatically flexes after 5 picks

[dry flare]

i saw someone post an 8 man in #┆⛳・golf yesterday claiming they were printing money

chalked on the first leg

[chrome rock]

😭

Confidence is key

[dry flare]

golf hadnt even started yet they had three pitchers and two missed

[hard kraken]

4 man and a dream

[chrome rock]

I hate mfs like that

[hard kraken]

Sucks payout ain’t a 10x

So payout is $350

Not $290🤮🤢

[chrome rock]

They claim to hit every play on their Twitter , post 10 plays a day delete the 6 that chalked and just sell DubClub subscriptions to pay their bills

“Sports betting expert” mf u lose every Play of the day

[dry flare]

wait a second... it was YOU

[vocal spindle]

He was like “you know what pains me the most?”

[chrome rock]

😭😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

WHY DOES THAT PAIN HIM

[sweet sundial]

Damn why you had to say sumn 🤣🤣

[vocal spindle]

bro said he was deeply hurt by nba players calling themselves world champs

[gritty radish]

I told y’all he work for UD bruh

[chrome rock]

Tyler Philips to go 6 is crazy

Bro was getting pounded in the 1st

[dry flare]

how many on that slip actually hit?

[sweet sundial]

Bruh only 2😂

[vocal spindle]

8 legs for less than a 5 leg payout is devious

[dry flare]

time to reverse tail that one you just posted

[sweet sundial]

Look I’m just tryna make my cfb team better

[vocal spindle]

Dang Marte got bumped and you got the correlated payout

[dawn urchin]

I would have been like “actually no I don’t”

[lilac spindle]

He’s never had a run against Keller

[hard kraken]

What was he at before ?

And he got bumped down or up

His 1.5 hrr was a .85 or .95x

[dry flare]

😭

[chrome rock]

Never accept that correlated payout

[hard kraken]

I don’t like taking those tbh the layout throws me off

[chrome rock]

That difference in money is what makes you profitable in the long term

[bleak mountain]

fuck yepez

[hard kraken]

First time doing a correlated payout

Normally do straight 3x

6x

Or 10x

[vocal spindle]

Hit by pitch, 2 run homer, I can see it now

[vocal spindle]

He was at 7.0 fantasy

[chrome rock]

The best parlay by profit long term is ideally 6 leg flexes or 3 leg non insured

[hard kraken]

Oof

[vocal spindle]

5 legs uninsured is slightly better than 3 leg uninsured

[lilac spindle]

Or Keller under 5.5 hits allowed

[dry flare]

thats what ive heard is best on UD

[vocal spindle]

Royals game started

[vocal spindle]

no

[chrome rock]

Yeah if you look at UD flex payouts they are the best by far

[sterile dagger]

3 legs is the best

[vocal spindle]

Statistically 5 legs and 6 legs are

[sweet sundial]

Anybody know
About Javier Baez??

[chrome rock]

I can’t find that many pairs usually with value for a 5 leg uninsured

[sweet sundial]

I got bro going under

[vocal spindle]

2 legs are by far the worst based off odds

But I’m better than odds

me when i lie

[hard kraken]

Bobby 0-4

[lunar patio]

i love how i have hunter at 38.5 but he’s at 37

[vocal spindle]

Miguel Sano chalking that

[lunar patio]

love it

love it

love it

love it

[hard kraken]

🙂‍↕️

[dry flare]

2 legs are better on sites like sleeper where you get better payouts for most props

[lunar patio]

hunter going to chalk

it’s a new month

he going back to normal

july is over

[vocal spindle]

FERMIN LEADOFF HOMER

[hard kraken]

👌

💀💀

Opened espn

To a groundout

[vocal spindle]

bro hit that junk 14 feet

😭😭

I was cheesing while typing that

[hard kraken]

Needed to make my balance even tossed it on this 3 man don’t ask insider info

Underdog just juice these hitters fantasy scores like it’s nothing 💀

[chrome rock]

Sharp

[hard kraken]

It was you

Thanks for the pair with green 6.5 K’s

Send it

I’ll examine it

[vocal spindle]

So is Bobby Witt 3.5 hits chalked?

[hard kraken]

Slit

[hard kraken]

Yes💀

[vocal spindle]

Imagine actually betting that

[lunar patio]

POTD TIME @vocal spindle

[hard kraken]

Strike out first ab

[lunar patio]

CMON

[vocal spindle]

HERE WE GO

9 innings, he better cash

[hard kraken]

Who

Is ur potd

[tardy yoke]

Which discount y’all took?

[chrome rock]

Post them here bro if you dm any scam shit you insta banned

[hard kraken]

Mine was judge

[hard kraken]

Green

K’s

[tardy yoke]

👍🏽

[vocal spindle]

Bobby Witt on pace for 0 fantasy points 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[hard kraken]

⭐️

Hey maybe respond

[dry flare]

well why didnt you say so?

lol

[vocal spindle]

Marte out

[bleak mountain]

i know marte pissed

[lunar patio]

how

why

[bleak mountain]

pop fly first ab

[vocal spindle]

Bradford supposed to go 70 pitches today

[hard kraken]

Chalk my slip

[gusty lantern]

keller will eat marte today

[vocal spindle]

At least Marte hit it 300

Off bad contact

[lunar patio]

so we still good

[lunar patio]

bro k y s

nasty ahh neck

dirty ahh neck

[vocal spindle]

Just wait for the daily dbacks 5 run inning

[dry flare]

what?

[vocal spindle]

Who let Lorenzen cook

[vocal spindle]

Huh

Lorenzen 3 k inning

[dawn urchin]

COOKING

[vocal spindle]

I told yall bout Lorenzen

That lineup was just so buns

Yo why the dbacks playing around rn

Lock in ☹️

[dawn urchin]

CORRECT HE CALLED IT

[median dawn]

Lmk

[hard kraken]

Chalk

Bell

And

Marte

[mint bramble]

🥶🥶

[hard kraken]

The whole team

Trash

[unkempt agate]

Are u fuckinnn slow @hard kraken

[mint bramble]

M keller a dawg

[lilac spindle]

Bro spamming drury ass😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

like who

[lilac spindle]

@median dawn here

[median dawn]

I kinda wanna run it again💀

Hes so washed

[vocal spindle]

Refsnyder homer

[mint bramble]

Mitch keller is a fuckinnnn dawg

[vocal spindle]

Mitch Keller really got a perfect game against the hottest offense rn

[raw cape]

devers what are u swinging at

[mint bramble]

Ikb

@vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

As I said it he lost the perfect game

[mint bramble]

Under 5.5 lookin sxc

[vocal spindle]

Bro devers what was that

[scarlet crow]

Bruh crochet delayed?!

[raw cape]

devers wtf.

[lunar patio]

why is the ober game delayed mane

[vocal spindle]

Corbin Carroll actually so trash

[lilac spindle]

What I tell u

[vocal spindle]

Hall of fame speech

[vocal spindle]

Ion care I ain’t bet on him lil bro

[chrome rock]

Idk it’s not raining it says

Thunderstorms later?

[dawn urchin]

Mauer HOF

[lilac spindle]

I’m def big bro not arguing tho

[chrome rock]

Oh

[raw cape]

wow lorenzen got out of that

[chrome rock]

That’s good

[lunar patio]

devers need to lock in don’t tell me they was right bout him

[dawn urchin]

Event for Mauer HOF

[scarlet crow]

It’s delayed cause they making the call for crochet to sell the discount💔

[vocal spindle]

Hall of fame speech

[chrome rock]

W

[vocal spindle]

Why every pitcher against my batters got no hitters rn

[bleak mountain]

weird

ion like it

[vocal spindle]

Most random pitchers day oat

[scarlet crow]

Best feeling

[vocal spindle]

Not a single ace today but pitchers day

Bobby pop out

[gusty lantern]

HUNTER ALREADY 2K

[signal verge]

Noooo tannerrrrr

Get that k

[mint bramble]

How we lookin

[lunar patio]

jesus hunter

[scarlet crow]

Wow should’ve took Hunter discount

[vocal spindle]

Hunter Greene 3 Ks first inning

[mint bramble]

Can naylor bomb us 1

[vocal spindle]

Genuine question, why is Corbin Carroll leadoff

He’s batting .214 and legit sucks

Marte is batting over .300

[mint bramble]

If i win 100 of my last 10$ ill sh1t myself

[vocal spindle]

Ober 2 Ks

Elly on base

Due to force out

Kwan on base from error

Lorenzen going crazy

[dawn urchin]

LORENZEN cashed but my god is he a worry

[vocal spindle]

Elly caught stealing

[dawn urchin]

JP is our version of the MLB app with ALL THE UPDATES

[primal flame]

sorry to tell yall chalk crochet promo if you took it

[lunar patio]

it’s a pitcher day

[gusty lantern]

no one is doing anything

[lunar patio]

the one day i try batters

[digital raptor]

marte struck out

[vocal spindle]

Ump is doing Marte so nasty

[fringe fulcrum]

fr bro

[vocal spindle]

Why is no one doing ANYTHING today

2 total runs between all the active games

1 run per every 4 games is crazy work

[maiden shore]

Cause it’s a pitcher day

you slow ?

why we even taking batters

pitchers always

[gusty lantern]

Nothing men

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/did-you-just-call-me-slow-jimmy-falcone-fugget-about-it-are-you-calling-me-stupid-what-did-you-just-call-me-gif-26261972

[median dawn]

Drury under free or what vs patterson

Hes so due

Im scared

💀

[dry flare]

i would be too with esports

[sterile dagger]

monsey cashed

[median dawn]

I know

Sweat free

[sterile dagger]

wait u hit the whole streak thing?

[median dawn]

3 more

[sterile dagger]

that streak shit dumb asf imo

has anybody hit off that?

[median dawn]

Yup

And im about to aswell

😈

[sterile dagger]

u better

[vocal spindle]

Josh bell out on a meatball dead center

[vocal spindle]

Have you not watched baseball the past 2 months?

[bleak mountain]

hope every royals fan is self aware

of how shit this franchise is

[vocal spindle]

This would happen on the one day that EVERY PITCHER is a bum

You can dog Skubal, Nola, wheeler and Sanchez but you draw the line at the tigers bullpen?

[raw cape]

houck going ham

[vocal spindle]

Rain delay in pirates vs dbacks game

[sterile dagger]

is it raining bad

[mint bramble]

Is naylor hrr chalked

[gusty lantern]

100%

[mint bramble]

Damnnn

[vocal spindle]

Idk

[raw cape]

jeffers homer on garrett

[shadow yew]

Turned on the game and Harrison got a homer hit off him

[mint bramble]

Yup garret finna sell dc

[shadow yew]

As I joied

Wtffff

[mint bramble]

Its the 2 inning

[vocal spindle]

Singleton homer

[finite dock]

witt and devers sold lmao

[vocal spindle]

Houck 6 Ks in 2.2

[clever heath]

How y’all feel about Bryce Harper tonight?

[obsidian oxide]

Greene got 5ks lol.

[lunar patio]

chalk all the hitters

[mint bramble]

They bout to shell garrett

[raw cape]

lmao i have both

[vocal spindle]

Yall crashing out after 1 at bat is crazy

Crashing out after Witt is valid tho he’s actually chalked

[hard kraken]

Keller master class

Chalk everything

Tf

[hard kraken]

Huh

Every game after Yankees game

Fr

[raw cape]

witt so inconsistent

[lunar patio]

would marte void if the game never resume @vocal spindle

[raw cape]

vinnie homer

[gritty radish]

Deadass b?

[unborn yoke]

Marte selling

[glacial oriole]

Marcus Semien 13 pitch at bat to strikeout lol

[raw cape]

greene 6K’s

[vocal spindle]

Ober selling now

[vocal spindle]

Yeah

[raw cape]

need devers @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

On the bright side, Keller is prolly pulled

Keller pitching way better than he should so if he’s gone it should help the slips

[raw cape]

tanner K’ing them fools lmao

[vocal spindle]

VINNIE HOMERED

BANGGG

Refsnyder homered again

[raw cape]

bruh😭

needed him to stay on base for devers

[frail dust]

Should’ve done hunter greene 😭😭

He got 6 ks in 3 innings

[split radish]

EVERYONE HATED ON ME FOR CHOOSING THE HUNTER GREENE Ks

[vocal spindle]

Red Sox only have 2 hits and it’s both Refsnyder homers

[atomic plume]

crochet cant seem to strikeout

[vocal spindle]

I stand by what I said

[split radish]

i also stand by what i said

[raw cape]

@vocal spindle what does devers do this AB

[vocal spindle]

Hopefully homer

Realistically, line out bc no one doing crap today

[faint chasm]

22.5 was disrespectful (unless he melts down rn or next inning)

[raw cape]

gonzalez not helping devers rbi

[vocal spindle]

Jonathan India homer

[dreamy torrent]

Come on crochet

[vocal spindle]

DEVERSSSSS

[dawn urchin]

I APOLOGIZE TO GREENE FOR TAKING THAT WHITE SOXS BUM

[raw cape]

devers double!!!

@vocal spindle

bring him in!!!

[vocal spindle]

lol screw Bobby Witt

Need him to get a run to cash hrr on my other slips

[raw cape]

lmao i had witt over .5 bases😭😭

[white dagger]

garret fall off need to be studied

[raw cape]

we need devers to get in

DEVERS SCORED

@vocal spindle

appreciate the prop!!!

[vocal spindle]

CASH DEVERS

[raw cape]

@vocal spindle

[sweet sundial]

Smh how tf Zach and Zack don’t have any Ks dawg

[white dagger]

chalk garret

[strange trellis]

And Crochet is selling lol

[frail dust]

Crochet ass😭😭

[strange trellis]

Figures

[lunar patio]

crochet fell off ???

[vocal spindle]

@lunar patio devers cashed

[frail dust]

Heard he got a pitch count too smh

[white dagger]

most def

[vocal spindle]

Let’s gooooo

[strange trellis]

Lmao

[raw cape]

YESSIRRRR

[mint bramble]

Bro garret throwing promo

[split radish]

crochet was such a good fade, dude hasnt been consistent at all and twins dont K too much

[strange trellis]

That’s why UD put him up. I’m done with this shit

[lunar patio]

crochet so weak

[vocal spindle]

They really said devers was going under

[chrome rock]

His line at 3.5 bro

[raw cape]

martinez homer!

[frail dust]

His IG line was 5.5