┆⚾・baseball

[finite dock]

Goodnight Betters!

[primal mountain]

wow....Tovar, you idiot

you didn't even have to swing for the fences ..... just get a fucking double

[hard kraken]

0/5

Banned

[round lion]

I’m confused a bit, why was there a runner on 2nd to start the inning?

I’m slightly new to baseball so don’t understand all the rules yet

[primal mountain]

It's a new rule when there's extra innings

it's to end the game quicker

[round lion]

Oh that makes sense. I haven’t seen it before this year

[tawdry dagger]

What u had blackmon 4

[round lion]

Does LA start with one? @primal mountain

[primal mountain]

yes

[round lion]

Okay cool

I want your thoughts on this bet

[glacial oriole]

nobody is going to sleep this game is about to go on forever angles have their 3-4-5 hitters coming up

[tawdry dagger]

@runic jacinth

[primal mountain]

I think Tovar will get another chance

🙂

[finite dock]

Ward walk off homerun

[round lion]

Also can the runner be anyone on the team or does it have to be someone in the lineup?

[glacial oriole]

is NOT happening maybe double to bring runner home

[primal mountain]

It has to be someone in the lineup

[glacial oriole]

who ever was last inning before

[primal mountain]

usually the last person that was at bat the last inning

[round lion]

Fair enough

[finite dock]

Its usually the last batter but guillorme is slow so expect a pinch runner

He can sub anybody on from the bench to run in his place

[round lion]

Ah okay

[hard kraken]

Nope

Done

[tawdry dagger]

Na this fake a crazy game

Shi fake blowing mines

[round lion]

ALMOST

[primal mountain]

And that's the ball game

[finite dock]

Still a W

[lament atlas]

That was a sweat

I couldn’t believe that Jake cave homerun

[hard kraken]

That game was

Terrible ( only because my slip didn't cash🙂)

[glacial oriole]

Skubal and ryan the only good pitchers tomorrow

might do a lot of unders

[spark vault]

lol my mom just hit for 2.5k on baseball im crying 😂

[scarlet crow]

Wtf tell her to send locks

[spark vault]

i’m sick bruh i haven’t even hit for that much 😂, she was gate keeping

[dawn urchin]

All of us looking at @spark vault mom for locks

[runic jacinth]

Single

[jaunty crater]

Gunnar free tomorrow

[devout condor]

You know your angels 😂

[onyx marten]

I’m sorry but do these preseason game rules seem kind of OP 💀

You either win or it gets voided? Do I have that right?

[dawn urchin]

It wasn’t stated but I feel that might have been just a one time thing for this game

[onyx marten]

Ohhh okay 😭 I was gonna say I’m abt to put $500 on unders 😭

[median dawn]

Tempting

[carmine quest]

dont listen to me but

shyy looks rlly good

is it really that hard smh

[jaunty crater]

We got a gooner in chat bro deleted ts quick asl lmaooo

He left the server too lmaooo

[tawdry dagger]

Gooner ?

Definition 😭?

Jus curious

What they send

[jaunty crater]

Check google bro 😭😭I can’t post what he posted in here

[tawdry dagger]

Aii 😭😭 brb

Naaa

I hurd ppl use it b4

But like

It was sb doing that ?

[jaunty crater]

Dude deleted so quick 😂😂 but I got the screenshot before he deleted

[jaunty crater]

I’ll just pm you

[tawdry dagger]

Aii

[brittle lily]

@primal mountain pls make a 4 man with just pitchers or just send a screenshot of 4 pitcher picks😭

[toxic tangle]

These 5/6 getting out of hand

[split obsidian]

If I was you I would’ve taken that money out they been locking ppls accounts

[little spruce]

bro is raw doggin UD for everything they got 😭🙏

[bleak tiger]

i’m gonna show this to an UD employee and have them lock your account

[split obsidian]

Me too

[devout sluice]

Get out this discord if you just gonna hate

[split obsidian]

Nobody hating lil bro😂

[little spruce]

grow up dawg.

[dry flare]

has anyone won the 11 pick streak yet?

[little spruce]

You won it?

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/daffy-duck-jerking-jealous-shocked-gif-12377495

[vocal spindle]

UD IS MY NEW FAVORITE APP

@glacial oriole THEY VOIDED IT

@long gorge whoever got this approved, is a GOAT

[dry flare]

nah you couldnt have you quit UD

[glacial oriole]

let’s go we got bailed out by lightning

[dry flare]

pics

[vocal spindle]

Ik that’s where I saw it

[vocal spindle]

Not even, we got bailed out by UD, glad I added that 3rd leg so it’ll cash

UD so goated for that

[half mist]

Need them to drop FP

[scarlet crow]

Did they refund you yet

[vocal spindle]

Not yet

[grim shore]

Play of the days?

[vocal spindle]

No Joe Ryan props are diabolical

Don’t hit him up

he can just post them in here

[grim shore]

On his strikeouts?

[sly fjord]

only did fs for now- doing other mlb props later

[vocal spindle]

Dang you got everybody going over

[sly fjord]

was finna add joe ryan to every single slip tbh

also am a god of hitting 2/3 on every slip and losing so i did 2 mans this time

[grim shore]

Which play do you like the best?

[sly fjord]

Ryan, Kikuchi, Montas, Skubal are my top 4 even tho they are separated

had to hedge this sht last second cuzz fk 3 man slips

[agile gull]

I need help I need a for sure pick today I got a streak going

[sly fjord]

joe choose joe

[grim shore]

Thank you for your time

[sly fjord]

i miss skol steve with the morning picks

[sweet crane]

Ouu gimme yo betss

[vocal spindle]

I was going to but I decided not to give him the chance to ruin my day like that

Did the promo slip hit

Skubal scares me today

I ended up not tailing bc I didn’t feel like depositing on boom lol

Is boom withdrawals instant?

[bleak mountain]

a lot of research this better hit

[vocal spindle]

Swanson an interesting pick

What’s the read

[bleak mountain]

swanson over 1.5 h+r+rbi, hit the game-tying run to left yesterday, check his recent hits and most are to left. batting .364 vs fedde

[vocal spindle]

Judge is banned for me

but I’m an idiot so ima still take him 😭

Dude why does Luis Ortiz never have lines

I’ve literally never been able to bet on him

[bleak mountain]

i feel like judge either hitting a bomb

or getting walked the entire game

gausman is trash

soto nice to

[vocal spindle]

I feel like Gausman gonna pitch to judge

Actually nvm he’s walked judge 8 times

judge is scary he has 17 ks to him 😭😭

Ima just keep him banned

[bleak mountain]

top is judge bottom is soto

both are nice lmaoo hopefully judge has a bounce back game

[vocal spindle]

I might play Soto walks

Screw it I’m playing judge

This will come back to haunt me

[sweet sundial]

Thoughts?

[vocal spindle]

Where the Tommy Pham lines at

[sweet crane]

Im finna copy dis

[bleak mountain]

do what u think is better

[vocal spindle]

I feel like judge gonna hit a homer and I don’t wanna be sitting on the sideline lol

He’s a homer away from 40 homers and 100 RBIs

[bleak mountain]

alrr

[vocal spindle]

He struck out on basically all swinging strikes on all 4 of his strikeouts last game

So I hope that means that he was desperately tryna send one

[primal mountain]

YIKES

Wow, all the oxygen in the room just got sucked out yesterday when Arenado got a hit and a RBI

[primal mountain]

it's quiet

this first game today with STL/CHC seems like a dud

[vocal spindle]

NFL season boutta be amazing

Hard knocks, unfiltered Belichick, the kelces, Mannings, and of course football

[unkempt agate]

Only early game I’m running

[bleak mountain]

why is assad a pepper

ion like that

[vocal spindle]

None of the beach volleyball players ik have lines up so I might be cooked

[dawn urchin]

Last time I did badminton.., & got that pick correct

[unkempt agate]

Value so good couldn’t pass it up

[ionic shard]

who takes olson over soto? 😂😂

he strikes out a lot

[marble mirage]

Time to walk Soto

🙏

[vocal spindle]

Olson been homerjng a lot recently tbf

[brittle lily]

Matt Olson is BACK

[vocal spindle]

Gunner 2nd is crazy work

[zenith crane]

Guys I need help on this streak crap lol. Got a 2 man lock so I can restart again today? lol

[ionic shard]

fastball friday

[vocal spindle]

Spencer at 9 was a reach

[fringe fulcrum]

nobody on Joe ryan today?

or Cole

[gritty radish]

any locks? just woke up

[vocal spindle]

Everyone is on both those people you named dawg

[fringe fulcrum]

fr?

[brittle lily]

Quick nap before I lose all the money left in my account

[vocal spindle]

You know ball

Suzuki smacking a RBI double today

[primal mountain]

not as much as YOU do

I've looked over the stats this morning for both teams

I'm hoping I picked right based on the criteria

[vocal spindle]

Goldy for sure getting 2+ hits

TOMMY PHAM LINES ARE FINALLY UP

PRAISE THE LORD

[primal mountain]

I took into account past history against pitcher, last 2 weeks hitting stats

I have like 20 windows open

lol

[vocal spindle]

No wonder your picks always hit

The spicy chicken breakfast burrito from Chick-fil-A is so good 😭

[unkempt agate]

Uhh I don’t think Kikuchi on the blue jays anymore 😅

[primal mountain]

May I follow this?

[ionic shard]

joe at 5 a reach too?

[dry flare]

how polite

[vocal spindle]

That’s actually a steal, his projection prolly lower than it would be

[vocal spindle]

Sure!

[vocal spindle]

Nah that’s valid

[ionic shard]

hes a nice pitcher

[marble mirage]

joes gonna have a good day today

[vocal spindle]

Don’t take a pitcher early unless they guaranteed to get you at least 13-15+ points

[ionic shard]

thats my strategy

i totally agree

[vocal spindle]

Yeah a guy like Spencer you don’t wanna take early

[ionic shard]

you don't wanna shoot yourself in the foot

[vocal spindle]

If the aces for that day are gone, take your pitcher last pick

It’s super hard for a pitcher to put up 0 but batters can easily put up 0, so always get your batters first unless you’re taking an ace

[ionic shard]

s schwellenbach put up big numbers last game

[vocal spindle]

Just to make sure you don’t have hitters putting up nothing

[ionic shard]

i got you

[bleak mountain]

tommy pham

[ionic shard]

like cedric mullins yesterday smh

[vocal spindle]

Only pitchers today I’d take in the first 3 rounds are Joe Ryan, Ragans, and Skubal

Kikuchi I would, but you can get him later so don’t reach on him

[ionic shard]

i like sean murphy today

as a hitter

[sweet crane]

Who should i use for the streaks

I need 2 ppl

[unkempt agate]

That’s what I was thinking

[primal mountain]

actually....

[unkempt agate]

Got him second last pick of the draft lol

[dry flare]

rude

[vocal spindle]

People that drafted Gausman prolly mad confused

[primal mountain]

I went with that

[vocal spindle]

Smart

[primal mountain]

I feel a Suzuki walk today

[vocal spindle]

better off not doubling down

[livid niche]

Let’s get it!

[hard kraken]

Considering

[vocal spindle]

Please don’t put 50 on Gunnar

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[hard kraken]

I feel a homer incoming

First ab

[sweet crane]

Dis good or bad?

[hasty brook]

Why isn't judge or soto having any options for batter walks

[abstract citrus]

Cause UD knows it’s cash

[hasty brook]

Rip

[hasty brook]

I was looking at him and ohtani

[dry flare]

even if they did it would be .65x payout at best

[abstract citrus]

Weird how UD grades that cause they had Soto walk at 1.2 the other day and it cashed easy

[vocal spindle]

Please

[vocal spindle]

Soto was normal payout earlier

[dry flare]

it finally happened lol

[hasty brook]

Good shit man

[eternal bay]

hey jsut a quick question did they pay you the 5k immediately?

[dry flare]

thats not his

[sweet crane]

Anyone got a 2 man

For streak

[eternal bay]

oh word

[vocal spindle]

Miguel sano over fantasy points and wenyen Gabriel under rebounds

[marsh acorn]

Is bobby fantasy a good pick ?

[vocal spindle]

He’s playing against Skubal

[carmine quest]

i got this

but its eh

[hasty brook]

Baseball?

[sweet crane]

His name not coming up

[hard kraken]

This yours ?

[bleak mountain]

that bobby homer was forced

he not doing that again

[hard kraken]

Ohtani and judge going yar today

[vocal spindle]

You lucky if Ohtani gets a hit today the way he’s been playing

[primal mountain]

Ohtanki's shit

[bleak mountain]

he’s due

[vocal spindle]

Due to continue stinking it up

[primal mountain]

I mean, he's good to get you in first place over a period of time

But to help you, the bettor? Fuhgedboutit

[marsh acorn]

Thoughts

[livid niche]

I’m feeling like that guy today 😈

[bleak mountain]

that payout is ass

[vocal spindle]

Nah

He’s on a team that’s gonna give him a better chance at winning now

And look at the teams he went under against

[vocal spindle]

seems like only 4 of your senses are working correctly today

[dull spade]

Ya have locks that I could tail?

[primal mountain]

waiting patiently for the answer to the above question

[brittle lily]

You have the answers bro

[primal mountain]

I didn't have the answers for the COL/LAA game last night 😭

[livid niche]

These my locks

[raven narwhal]

What app?

[sly fjord]

blake snell fantasy score up at 36.5 rn

[hard kraken]

Payer subscription app

[bleak mountain]

my goat snell

my cy young

[ionic shard]

is this team trash?

[umbral zealot]

did not know this cashed😭

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t know Blake snell was pitching today bruh

[hard mist]

Yea rooker and ward getting a homer

[chrome rock]

Snell & abbott NRFI

two goats

[primal mountain]

bruh

[chrome rock]

bruh

[chrome rock]

What team

[bleak mountain]

abbott nrfi

😭

[chrome rock]

Brent rooker is absolutely goated its so sad to see all of his talent is wasted in oakland

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain who’s your favorite today

[chrome rock]

This free?

[ionic shard]

4 entries for fastball friday

[carmine nymph]

Bqck 2 bqck wins again 💰🔥✅… who tailed? More plays coming up just say BET I'll send you the next plays..

[ionic shard]

i need to get lucky

[chrome rock]

What was your plays bro

I didnt see them yesterday

[vocal spindle]

Stop

[bleak mountain]

rooker in the past month vs stones pitch types hes hitting .412 with a 1.294 ops

only a 19% k rate

[vocal spindle]

He’s a scammer tryna sell a telegram just ignore him

[vocal spindle]

So you confident in Rooker?

[bleak mountain]

yes

[carmine nymph]

I staked with stake my $ was worth it

[chrome rock]

What was your locks bro

Could u give me one for free before proceeding with payment?

[carmine nymph]

Yes I taught it was a scam at first but it mate

[chrome rock]

I know its not a scam i trust you fully

[carmine nymph]

I don't take payment bro naah

[chrome rock]

Whatd u do for baseball yesterday

[carmine nymph]

Naah baseball?

[chrome rock]

yessir what else we doing

olympic table tennis womens league?

[carmine nymph]

I didn't stake on that sport I did soccer and tennis mate

[chrome rock]

Ahh i see brother

[carmine nymph]

If you need free plays I will give you brother

Just you mate you seem cool

[chrome rock]

Yessir bro

[carmine nymph]

I don't sell and I don't have any telegram that dude is hating because am tailing 🔥

[primal mountain]

wow Winn booked it to first

[vocal spindle]

No im hating because we see a bot in this discord daily that says
“Bqck 2 bqck wins again 💰🔥✅… who tailed? More plays coming up just say BET I'll send you the next plays..”

If you didn’t say that stupid bull nobody would’ve said a word

[hard kraken]

Winn

Boom

[vocal spindle]

Saying who tailed when you didn’t post your picks as advertisement is idiotic.

cornball

[carmine nymph]

Oh sorry mate I I joined yesterday didn't you notice?

[finite dock]

What’s the locks bro

We tryna eat

[vocal spindle]

Winn just hit a -81 degree exit angle single 😭😭

[chrome rock]

😭

[vocal spindle]

That made it all the more likely for you to be a bot

[bleak mountain]

bang winn

[carmine nymph]

We gonna eat big man

[finite dock]

What’s the locks bro I need to put some in

[finite dock]

Make it a back to back to back

[primal mountain]

dammit winn

wtf are you doing

[hard kraken]

Need Goldschmidt to go yard

[chrome rock]

bros got a gun

[carmine nymph]

You gonna stake what you can afford to to loose bro I give hight points

[chrome rock]

behind home plate

[hard kraken]

Caught slipping

[carmine nymph]

Hold for my plays

[vocal spindle]

Winn caught stealing

[chrome rock]

Everybody running on that mf bethancourt

ik that mf from panama and used to workout with sand bags STOP RUNNING on him

[hard kraken]

Now Goldschmidt wont get ab

[carmine nymph]

It free am gonna drop them here don't ask me for money to stake please I saw a lot of looses

[hard kraken]

Anymore

Thing inning great

[hard kraken]

Pls walk

This dude

Bro sucks

[hard kraken]

Happ

Trash

Tbh

Ground out after groundout

[vocal spindle]

Jesus Sanchez might be the worst baseball player of all time

[primal mountain]

LFG SUZUKI!!!!

OH HELL YEAH

[vocal spindle]

SUZUKI TRIPLE

CASH SUZUKI TOTAL BASES

[hard kraken]

TRIPLE

HES GOATER

[hard kraken]

CODY SEEING AB

[vocal spindle]

I TOLD YOU JOEY

[primal mountain]

YOU DID!

[chrome rock]

✅

[finite dock]

Any picks today boys?

https://tenor.com/view/wall-street-gif-23336879

[vocal spindle]

Suzuki total bases

[hard kraken]

Cody about to get walked

[primal mountain]

I also took Suzuki's HRR

hopefully he'll hit in his next AB's

[hard kraken]

Flied out

Ouch

[vocal spindle]

SUZUKIIIIIIIIIIIIII

BING BONG

[chrome rock]

Suzuki triple to be left on base

Sounds like elly de la cruz in a nut shell

😭

[vocal spindle]

Except instead of hitting a triple Elly would’ve got struck out and stole first off a dropped third strike

And then stole 2nd and 3rd

[vocal spindle]

Really sounds more like. Xavier Edwards

[dry flare]

believable

[finite dock]

Blackburn has 18ks in 44 innings vs the angels yuck

[hard kraken]

Goldschmidt makes me proud

[chrome rock]

I remember i took NRFI once elly de la cruz got a routine ground ball that was overthrown and he was able to get to 3rd and score off a sac fly

[vocal spindle]

Xavier Edwards on the marlins be like

[chrome rock]

Since that day i never touched a reds nrfi ever again in my life

[vocal spindle]

I remember when I had glasnow fantasy paired with 3 free squares and Elly stole home to chalk it

[chrome rock]

Skenes on the pirates

[vocal spindle]

Because the catcher dropped the third strike

[chrome rock]

😭 Chalking free squares gotta be the most depressing thing in the world

[vocal spindle]

And Bryan Reynolds

[chrome rock]

I had a week where there was like 3 discounts and i chalked all them

Shit completely rips you

[vocal spindle]

During playoffs on 4 different occasions I had a 5 leg discount slip that all cashed except for the discount

[unborn yoke]

Why Bobby wit fp so low

[vocal spindle]

Skubal

Rip Goldie

[hard kraken]

BRO

MISSED

FOUL

CRYING

[dry flare]

we've all been there

[hard kraken]

🥲

[chrome rock]

but L5 he hit ? its so FREEE

😂

[hard kraken]

Walked

Smh

[vocal spindle]

GOLDIEEEEEE

[vocal spindle]

🤣🤣

[hard kraken]

Did you have .5 walk

[vocal spindle]

I had someone try to tell me someone was going over against Skenes bc he was 7/10 against the pirates 😭😭😭

[unborn yoke]

Is he Bobby Stopper ?

[vocal spindle]

Bro was 0/2 vs Skenes too

[vocal spindle]

Skubal the everybody stopper

leading cy young candidate rn

[vocal spindle]

Nah I had fantasy

That walk just as good as a single

[hard kraken]

Goldie

About to get a run

[primal mountain]

need a Noot double or better

[hard kraken]

Nice

[vocal spindle]

Bro was NOT tryna get on base

[vocal spindle]

You got TB?

[hard kraken]

Noot

Struck out

[primal mountain]

no, I have nothing of Noot-noot

I just want a Pham setup for a HRR

[vocal spindle]

I would love a Pham rbi single right now

If Goldie stole 3rd I might lose my mind rn

I’d be jumping off the walls

[high sky]

Gotta pray for assad to do terrible🙏🙏

[vocal spindle]

Whole world praying on his downfall rn

[hard kraken]

Grounded out to pitcher

[vocal spindle]

Cardinals should have loaded bases no outs rn

But these dudes can’t hold a bat still

All my cubs bets already cashed so I only care about the cardinals rn

[primal mountain]

I love this coverage

[hard kraken]

Made this

And just clicked under everyone

Accidently for serum to unlock the promo

And its cashing 💀

[finite dock]

Silly homer pick

[hard kraken]

Trying to see if ill go back to back hitting 4 mans

Yesterdays

[finite dock]

Fraudsoto getting ready to ruin your play

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-secure-your-first-gif-24474254

[hard kraken]

He will get 2 runs and one hit

Calling it

[vocal spindle]

Just barely got the discount

That was close

[hard kraken]

Wait whatt

[finite dock]

They gonna drop one?

[vocal spindle]

So 7 fp?

[vocal spindle]

Nah I removed my like so there’s not enough now

so no discount

Sorry guys

[hard kraken]

Took his 2.5 hrr

[vocal spindle]

The screenshot literally says 9.0 fantasy

Fedde has 50 pitches through 1.1

[dry flare]

yikes

[hard kraken]

Phh

Oh he said soto

[primal mountain]

.187 average with a SLG of .559 hits a HR

sometimes it baffles me

[little spruce]

See you boys at 6:00

[hard kraken]

I thought he said ohtani

[hard kraken]

Nah soto is due

[little spruce]

Take Soto 100%.

[bleak mountain]

cash wanson

swanson

[primal mountain]

And UD had Bethancourt at 0.5 HRR dammit

[little spruce]

I got his line at 1.5 bases while it was like 1.25X

[primal mountain]

Fedde gone for sure

[little spruce]

and snagged his HRR at 1.5 it’s a steal surely

[hard kraken]

HOMER

[cosmic patio]

crazy toss up?

[hard kraken]

AGAIN

Cody get a homer here

[little spruce]

Nah that’s cash that Joe Ryan pick kinda scares me tho. he’s gonna ball out but 2 strikeouts? Idk man

[cosmic patio]

we can only hope

[hard kraken]

Struck out

[vocal spindle]

.178, it’s even worse lol

[primal mountain]

Bethancourt's?

[vocal spindle]

Yeah

lol

You switched the 8 and the 7 and gave him an extra .009 Joey, no handouts around here.

[primal mountain]

That's what MLB.com has on him right now

and that's after hitting the HR

but my point is.....he's a shit hitter on paper

[vocal spindle]

I was talking before

[vocal spindle]

Fair enough

[primal mountain]

oh

I'm going to statcast right now to look at the pitch-hit data for that AB

try to find anything to give me an advantage on how to look at stats

lol

[vocal spindle]

Cash Winn HRR

[vocal spindle]

He just hit another single

[primal mountain]

yay

need Goldie now

Bethancourt's HR came off a cutter on the inside middle

30 degree launch angle

[bleak mountain]

starting the day off right

cash swanson

cash winn

[primal mountain]

Assad is a walking machine

lol

[hard kraken]

walked

GOLDIE

[primal mountain]

GRAND SLAM GOLDIE

[hard kraken]

Bases kiaded

Loaded

[vocal spindle]

Goldie with bases loaded

Surely bro is gonna run the 100m faster than this right?

[primal mountain]

OH YEAH GOLDIE

[vocal spindle]

CASH GOLDIE

RBI WALK

[hard kraken]

WALKED

[primal mountain]

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

[hard kraken]

WTF

I should have taken fantasy

WAIT

he could get a run

bases loaded

Ple

[vocal spindle]

BANGGG

Siani was really a 1.25x pepper 😭😭😭

[unique hare]

Goldschmidt finally doesnt let joey down

[dawn urchin]

I WON MY TENNIS SLIP

[vocal spindle]

I don’t think I’ve seen Joey miss on a slip where I responded with “you know ball”

[unique hare]

CHALLENGER WS

[vocal spindle]

It’s like adding garlic butter to a perfectly cooked steak

[hard kraken]

IM PISSED

ETF

[unique hare]

Pisser

[carmine quest]

u put slower tho😭

or am i slow

[vocal spindle]

I think you missed the joke lol

bro is NOT running the 100m 😭😭

[bleak mountain]

love to see it

[vocal spindle]

If judge has another golden sombrero

your crashout will be justified

[bleak mountain]

imagine

[carmine quest]

chillll mb mb😭

[vocal spindle]

It’s his 10000m time lol

[hard kraken]

Cody make it easy

Homer

Rn

Bro

[vocal spindle]

He’s never beat that time in the Olympics and his PR was wind assisted 4 years ago when he set the world record, but he’s had an increasingly slower time every year since so I’m hoping it continues

Yall watching baseball, I’m watching the 10000m, we ain’t the same

[dry flare]

no we're not the same

[primal mountain]

I know, right?

[vocal spindle]

Bmx racing???

[primal mountain]

look, I learn from the best (points at you)

https://tenor.com/TWk6.gif

[dry flare]

i got swim, volleyball, 10,000 and bmx

[primal mountain]

look at all the screens

[dry flare]

i love it and its so easy to swap audio

[primal mountain]

Potatofish's computer at home.....

[dawn urchin]

@unique hare has this but with every tennis match possible on his tablet

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/waste-of-time-conan-pointless-team-coco-gif-19937246

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/conan-conan-o'brien-conan-obrien-hotones-hot-ones-gif-5330784395823473014

[dawn urchin]

I’m about to become a NRFI & challenger simp over the summer with no NBA

[vocal spindle]

come on Tommy…

[unique hare]

Us open end of this month fuck challengers

[primal mountain]

PHAM....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[vocal spindle]

Tommy doesn’t wanna cash me out since I yelled at him..

[dawn urchin]

Okay “tennis” in general

[dawn urchin]

Who’s winning it? So I know who to pick

[unique hare]

Carlos, sinner, novak

My answer for any whos winning the tournament question

[dry flare]

its going to be the first 3-way tie in the history of tennis

[dawn urchin]

BIG IF TRUE

[raven narwhal]

Assad done right?

[dawn urchin]

NO LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE?!? Dam

[unique hare]

I just want a match like this again

But the woke mob ruined it smh

[dry flare]

on sentence in and i already hate it

[dawn urchin]

Isn’t this that match that actually went over 2 days? Because it got so dark & player safety maybe

[unique hare]

They played 138 games in the 3rd set

The reason why they changed the format of the 5th set in grandslams

[ember thicket]

any1 know ???

[dawn urchin]

Safe to say if you had any overs on that game you hit Easy

[dry flare]

because no one wants to PLAY one match for days let alone watch it

[unique hare]

Isner hit 113 aces

Most of all time

[dawn urchin]

Imagine if you had the under

[unique hare]

Mahut hit 108

2nd most all time😂

[dry flare]

what a loser

[unique hare]

Speak for yourself

[dawn urchin]

How anyone felt who had any unders on that game

[unique hare]

Wish i had udders

[dawn urchin]

CORRECTED IT

[unique hare]

Now i look like a weirdo cause you edited

[dawn urchin]

Look at silk want udders

DERRICK WHITE YOU SEEING THIS BEHAVIOR

[unique hare]

Derrick would love my udders

Alright too weird

[dawn urchin]

I can’t believe Derrick white is actually playing more minutes in the Olympics compared to NBA stars

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-the-goat-bigfellerjake-skippe-space-i-think-gif-26908844

[dry flare]

it was too weird before this

[unique hare]

Youre just jealous you dont have udders

Udderless loser

[dry flare]

YOU ALSO DONT HAVE UDDERS

[unique hare]

Proof?

[dry flare]

make it stop 😂 😭

[halcyon parcel]

Any gimmies today?

Need a 3 man to go with ohtani promo

[hard kraken]

Spammed unders and one more

Cashed

[primal mountain]

HR for Suzuki incoming

[vocal spindle]

Cheptegi chalked me by 8 seconds 😭😭

Bro was in the back all race til last second

Dawg thinks he’s Usain Bolt or something

[normal dock]

Can Pham still cash for 2 hits+runs+rbi

He at 0😕

[vocal spindle]

How is Fedde still pitching

He was at 50 pitches at 1.1

[primal mountain]

Suzuki almost got that one out into Wrigley's stands

[vocal spindle]

376

[primal mountain]

another cutter

[glacial oriole]

he wants to respect coin

[primal mountain]

bases loaded for a Pham grand slam

[vocal spindle]

US just got its first medal in the 10000 in like 56 years

[brittle lily]

A load bust of fantasy points

[vocal spindle]

He got third by like .01 seconds despite falling mid race

He honestly could’ve got 2nd

Rolled his ankle mid race too

[hard kraken]

Chalk

Goldilocks

[restive panther]

Vasquez or Philips

For the special

[vocal spindle]

He cashed a while ago

Plus he has another at bat

[restive panther]

?

[sly fjord]

bruh both mlb discounts a trap

finna go with kd again

[restive panther]

Going lebron

[vocal spindle]

Promos went 4/4 yesterday so they going 0/4 today so UD can make their money back

[steady gazelle]

Phillips right? SEA strikes out an insane amount

[restive panther]

Y’all think Gunnar under ftpts

[hard kraken]

Not 1.5 hrr

Didn't know he was getting walked

[brittle lily]

Fedde done right?

[runic perch]

Anybody know how to do the streak thing?

[vocal spindle]

TOMMYYYYY

WHY

That should’ve been an RBI double bro

Suzuki just made the craziest catch

[rancid glen]

What discount green 👀

[brittle lily]

Fedde done?

[valid mortar]

these feel like Sleeper discounts... 😭

[old haven]

Yes

[sick vine]

I really wanna take Phillips

Should get 4 against Seattle

[raw cape]

that the discount

[glacial oriole]

Phillips vs the mariners

[rain oyster]

Which discount looks the best?

[past charm]

I think Phillips is good

For 4 ks

[dry flare]

im not saying the basketball ones wont hit but i instantly dont trust anyone who takes them

[primal mountain]

which one do I take @vocal spindle ?

[rain oyster]

I like the discountes vasquez but under 5ks

[long current]

Let's eat

[rain oyster]

I did this but added ozuna 1.5 bases over i like it tbh

[vocal spindle]

Winn double play

Are you serious

[vocal spindle]

Basketball

Neither of these pitchers are strikeout pitchers

[primal mountain]

which one of the basketball ones do I take?

help me....help me

[sly fjord]

kd and lebron both seem safe

[vocal spindle]

I’d go KD if I was taking 1

[primal mountain]

oh wait

I have no money

lol

[sly fjord]

gonna wait for tmrw morning and pair kd with hunter greene prob

[vocal spindle]

All mine is tied up in slips and I don’t wanna deposit

[primal mountain]

I think I might depo a Andrew Jackson before I head to LAX today

[safe snow]

I want to make a parley on baseball without using the discounts

[raw cape]

phillips or randy

[tacit knot]

randy lowkey a choker

i trust phillips against a seattle team more

[dawn urchin]

JOEYS GOING TO THE AIRPORT

[ionic shard]

solid

[finite dock]

What’s a lock for the promo

Philips and what else

[junior aspen]

I’ll just leave this here

All the discounts “should” hit

[primal mountain]

so you're saying, take Jimmy Butler UNDER

got it

[dusty jolt]

whats the best discount guys

[ionic shard]

mccarthy a dawg

[raw cape]

ok bet, what u pairing

[tacit knot]

i havent decided yet tbh

i like chapman under 1.5 tb

they changed rutschmans odds i liked his under too

[dusty jolt]

I NEED 1 MLB LOCK FOR TODAY

to pair with discount

[primal mountain]

🙏

[vocal spindle]

Tommy Pham last chance

[chrome rock]

One day underdog will choose Paul skenes Ks as a discount and all the pain will be gone

[granite ermine]

Tyler Anderson under 18.5 PO?

[finite dock]

What y’all pairing w Phillips

[past charm]

Thoughts?

[vocal spindle]

Tommy Pham RBI walk

[primal mountain]

please Donovan

PLEASE

[vocal spindle]

Really needed a hit there

😭😭

[primal mountain]

yeah, but donovan will come through

[bleak mountain]

ass discounts

[vocal spindle]

Should’ve been a walk

[vocal spindle]

RBI WALK

[agile void]

Needed one more tb from Winn 🤦🏻‍♂️

[primal mountain]

Siani will pull through

lmao

[fleet sluice]

How do u start a streak?

I just a 2 man

won

[vocal spindle]

Bro what did the cardinals just do

They subbed in a .182 hitter for Siani who was a .260 hitter

With a chance to take the lead

[primal mountain]

stats don't mean shit at the plate

lol

whoopsie

lol

[vocal spindle]

And he struck out

[high sky]

Typical crawford

[primal mountain]

I wonder if Crawford went up to the plate and thought to himself, "I'm a .182 hitter.....I'm a .182 hitter"

lol

[primal mountain]

come on suzuki

[vocal spindle]

Apparently the dude is 5-7 against the pitcher

But why would you sub him in for Siani

[vocal spindle]

Prolly was eating cracker jacks and sunflower seeds playing brawl stars in the dugout and was confused why coach was saying his name

[hard kraken]

Chalked

[round lion]

This is insane

Cubs trying to make me have a heart attack

[vocal spindle]

I need extra innings 😭

[hard kraken]

Same

Wait

Will

Gold

Get another ab

?

[vocal spindle]

Suzuki double

[vocal spindle]

Only if someone gets on

[primal mountain]

at least Suzuki HRR hit for me

[vocal spindle]

If only they didn’t take out Siani

Dude is on a 12 game hit streak too

[primal mountain]

ah, it's okay....it's the name of the game

at least we got a couple right?

[vocal spindle]

2/3 = $0 😭😭

[thorn lantern]

Willson just needs a hit 😭😭

[primal mountain]

I had to open 20 windows on my computer to pick those 3 winning legs

lol

[primal mountain]

what? you won 2 complete slips, didn't you?

[hard kraken]

Wow

Cody

Ass

Flied out

[dusty jolt]

pain

[normal dock]

One more Pham !

I tailed

[dusty jolt]

heres my parlay for today

[primal mountain]

We need the Cardinals to run the hit train now on the Cubbies

https://tenor.com/view/finished-elijah-wood-lord-of-the-rings-lava-fire-gif-5894611

When was the MLB trade deadline?

[vocal spindle]

Nope

[primal mountain]

Thursday?

[high sky]

Tuesday

[vocal spindle]

2 in progress and 1 chalked 2/3

[primal mountain]

okay ty

[vocal spindle]

I typically don’t do slips on a single game

[junior aspen]

It was on Tuesday at 3 PM

[past charm]

Should I take that devers pick or ozuna over 1.5 bases

Smo help

[gritty radish]

Locks? Down bad rn

[dusty jolt]

Devers

[dusty jolt]

I think it’s more value

[true shoal]

Yessir W

[gritty radish]

This is the sickest strategy ever🤣☹️🤣

[true shoal]

Lmao facts I don’t be doing it as much as I shud

[past charm]

I’m tailing u on these

[past charm]

I fw them just hope they don’t sell

[dawn urchin]

Favorite NRFI play of the day

[hard kraken]

So close to hitting

This random 5 leg

Olympic

[dusty jolt]

Bet

[dusty jolt]

I got devers at 1x btw

[past charm]

Lucky

[ionic shard]

mccarthy out today

[weak basin]

Gold💩

Went 4/5 on this

Willy sold

[ionic shard]

carrasco stinks lol

[weak basin]

Bro got 4 fouls end of second and he had 10 points

[vocal spindle]

You would’ve been sick if one of them went over

[abstract citrus]

What up gang

Bro you really get the hook ups

Shit crazy

[wintry oriole]

i tailed too

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[carmine quest]

noo🥲

[abstract citrus]

Can’t believe they doing Elly like that

[chrome rock]

Its snell my boy

[abstract citrus]

What’s your point

[chrome rock]

Blake snell was the cy young last year

Of course elly could get a base but its unlikely

[abstract citrus]

Now when he comes out and smacks one it’s gonna be funny

[chrome rock]

Just cuz ohtani not favored to go 450 dead center doesnt mean he wont

Sportsbooks just adjust to the probability of something happening and if you hit then you profit

[primal mountain]

got any picks @chrome rock

[onyx marten]

These baseball promos actually sucks

[chrome rock]

Not on underdog atm i been taking advantage of these dumbass dfs apps

[primal mountain]

mlb performance for today, who do you like?

[chrome rock]

Do you got rebet by any chance

or Draftkings /fliff

[primal mountain]

no

like, name one player you're betting on....on those apps

or are you just doing those moneyline thingys

[chrome rock]

I did a bunch of spreads under run totals and some under run props

[primal mountain]

oh

[chrome rock]

DK got a +200 odds surge for any home run prop, if you take either judge or ohtani you are getting value out of that easily

[true shoal]

I think his was like that last week or 2 ago

[vocal spindle]

Still no new experts is tragic

[chrome rock]

Fr

[abstract citrus]

Didn’t they say they hired an esports one?

[vocal spindle]

Potatofish said it was 2 dudes that are like esports or some other random sport but I checked those and community picks and haven’t seen anyone

[chrome rock]

Elly at 0.5 bases is actual value if you like it on Underdog, its favored to go over around -130 on every sportsbook

[vocal spindle]

I also checked the member list and didn’t see any more experts

[true shoal]

I am in no form a pro sports better with amount of money I done lost 😭💀

[vocal spindle]

Plus the other experts said they hadn’t even chose yet

[finite dock]

What’s the beta discount

[hard mist]

Y’all like ?

[finite dock]

Is Tyler Philips the best discount ?

[vocal spindle]

Bro went 9 innings with 4 ks last game

[unique hare]

Hope they finally got a tennis guy

[vocal spindle]

Should’ve been you

[unique hare]

@long gorge 👀

[long gorge]

we can't pick you for an expert can we? 👀 you can't use the app

[unique hare]

I cant bet, but i allegedly can still access the board

[long gorge]

yeah one of the main things at the moment that we want for the next round of experts is posting in #┊🏀・basketball-picks so unfortunately I don't think you can join the squad until we can figure out your app issues

which I still want to help fix btw

[thorn lantern]

Hi @long gorge

[unique hare]

Its impossible now since im in a whole other continent

https://tenor.com/view/ups-oops-gif-25712345

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-butter-breakfast-toaster-gif-12133322

[long gorge]

just move back to the USA easy

[unique hare]

Getting on my camel rn

[vocal spindle]

Why can’t you use UD

[unique hare]

Im not in the US rn

[vocal spindle]

Then go to the US

[thorn lantern]

Damn Edward ain’t say hi back 😔

[unique hare]

IM WORKING ON IT

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/who-are-you-huh-offended-what-disgusted-gif-12444006

[vocal spindle]

Edward when he saw manny say hi

[thorn lantern]

😭😭😭😭😭 deadass 😭

I’m risking it all 😭😭😭

Cyber truck here I come

[vocal spindle]

Put 130 on it

bc if you put 13 and it hits, you gonna be salty you didn’t put more

[dawn urchin]

THEY DONT UNDERSTAND SILK

[thorn lantern]

I’ll prob just put 25 😭

[meager tinsel]

U can stay with me just pay rent and give me the tennis bets 🤣

[chrome rock]

Cyber truck is like $40k bro

[dawn urchin]

@unique hare I put a tennis pick in the community picks… hopefully I don’t get embarrassed

[chrome rock]

What are u buying the max upgraded one

[dawn urchin]

MY EYES

[thorn lantern]

Maintance fee is off the roof 😭

[meager tinsel]

My account is still restricted idk how long I restricted myself for but hopefully it was just 1 month 🤣

[unique hare]

Make us both homeless

[meager tinsel]

That won't take much in California 🤣

[dawn urchin]

My tennis pick

[thorn lantern]

See you at the moon 😭

[prisma nexus]

Only peer to peer platform I’ve went with where you can go 3/4 and get nothing at all. And then 4% get 4/4 and split $5K unbelievable 🤦🏽‍♂️

[dawn urchin]

I’m about to be make people homeless with my pick up watch

[prisma nexus]

They need to give it up

[dawn urchin]

THIS IS TRUE everything is so expensive

[thorn lantern]

On god 😭😭😂

[unique hare]

I'm with you

[vocal spindle]

250

[unique hare]

Need her and qinwen to cash

[thorn lantern]

I was just telling my girl if I hit one big ass payout imma charge any sucker thinking I’m him 😭

[meager tinsel]

Rent and gas prices should be a criminal offense tbh

[thorn lantern]

Chill I’m balling on a budget 😭

[unique hare]

The no is will azarenka win a set

[dawn urchin]

Honestly I’m always so confused when you post these slips. I never know what “no” & “yes” means

[vocal spindle]

I’m tailing with 2500 and if it misses I’m showing up at your door with the Draco

[meager tinsel]

Mackenzie dern fights tomorrow 🥳

[dawn urchin]

Gotcha #growth & #learning

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-ferguson-ufc-celebration-happy-gif-25000210

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-one-piece-gif-8766362244839201058

[vocal spindle]

What platform

[dawn urchin]

TONY… please don’t get embarrassed

[meager tinsel]

I hope Tony finally gets a win man 😭

[unique hare]

I might drop some "big" money on his ml

+550

[dawn urchin]

Me & Tony both trying to get wins but continue to get taken to the cleaners

[unique hare]

Chiesa is dogshit

[dawn urchin]

SILK GOT TAKES WHEN IT COMES TO UFC & TENNIS

[prisma nexus]

That’s terrible DK pick6 nonsense

[meager tinsel]

Need Cory to beat Umar I'm tired of the Dagestan takeover 😭

[unique hare]

It's literally just islam lol

[meager tinsel]

In the ufc

[dawn urchin]

Dana white don’t like the wrestlers that’s for sure

[lunar patio]

what discount @vocal spindle

[meager tinsel]

Well I shouldve said the khabib henchmen takeover 😭

[thorn lantern]

Random but ya ever made a ticket and the risky pick clears but the grantee pick fails ? 😭

[meager tinsel]

I like Islam tho he's not boring he actually finishes fights

[unique hare]

Still mad about belal huh

[vocal spindle]

KD prolly

[brittle lily]

Not happening

[vocal spindle]

I prolly won’t use it unless it’s still there tmrw morning

[meager tinsel]

He doesn't the lay and pray wrestlers at least

[abstract citrus]

They should of let me pitch for Shita garbage ass

[meager tinsel]

Real question is why u bet on someone with the nickname shita 😭

[abstract citrus]

CAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS CAPABLE

I HATE HIM 😂