┆⚾・baseball

[bleak mountain]

tf lol

[signal verge]

Springer is gonna sell me all I need is a hit

[exotic knoll]

castillo Ks. he not hitting 6

[primal mountain]

Soto is also selling

[lusty spindle]

rip bassit subbed

[primal mountain]

last week he was so good

now he's so bad

[bleak mountain]

if ramirez could hit a homer

[jovial robin]

I got him. 3

[bleak mountain]

in like the 8th or 9th

anything is possible

[vocal spindle]

Facts

I’m not worried

Still a lot of baseball left

[lusty spindle]

% chance Bassit comes back on

[bleak mountain]

cole being subbed rlly messed that slip up

[lusty spindle]

coping rn

[bleak mountain]

with casty

[simple wagon]

Y'all like Wacha over 5 ks?

[vocal spindle]

Judge walk

[vocal spindle]

I like this slip

[bleak mountain]

no not rlly

[simple wagon]

What u think about this?

[lyric igloo]

ohtani lower

[obsidian oxide]

I need vlad and judge with hits.

[simple wagon]

U sure ?

[lyric igloo]

idk i like it better😳

[vital cradle]

Cash it thanks to chat 💰

[vocal spindle]

Polanco solo homer

Jake burger solo homer

[hard mist]

Sean manaea gonna sell me

[bleak mountain]

oh yeah

[obsidian oxide]

Santander homer.

[vocal spindle]

Santander homer

[finite dock]

Im never betting on pitchers dawg

Only fantasy

[finite dock]

Judge plsss

[obsidian oxide]

PP got vlad at 7 FP smh..

[vocal spindle]

Walks are only 2 on PP

[finite dock]

That’s y I deleted pp

😂😂😂

[obsidian oxide]

How much is it on UD.?

[finite dock]

The best

[vocal spindle]

3

[obsidian oxide]

Damn .

[primal mountain]

-140 for Bassitt walks .... someone said this earlier LOL

this is why I hate pitcher props

Vladdy FP 🎯

[obsidian oxide]

I need judge with another hit or a run.

Vlad just cashed.

[dawn urchin]

That’s cool royals just give up a lead off triple BUMS

[primal mountain]

yay!

[vocal spindle]

Stats are updating mad slow today

[bleak mountain]

everyone pray for a steer homer

[jovial robin]

Yo

Can luis get one more k

[primal mountain]

yup

[vocal spindle]

Wacha run off wild pitch

Rip tinman NRFI slip

[devout condor]

Damn Jazz Hr

[vocal spindle]

JAZZ HOMER

[grand flower]

bassit out for the rest of the game?

[finite dock]

JAZZZZZ I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU

CASH ME

Can they stop walking vladdy Jr 😭

Alll hit!!!!

[obsidian oxide]

He didn’t cash for you yet.?

[restive panther]

Cooked

[finite dock]

Fp yes

But got another bet where he gets 2 bases

[obsidian oxide]

Oh damn .

[bleak mountain]

steer

what the fuck

[grand flower]

he’s done for?

[lusty spindle]

yeah subbed off

[vocal spindle]

Winn homered first pitch

Rip NRFI

[bleak mountain]

steer is so banned

[vocal spindle]

Steer banned fr

[lusty spindle]

RS

shitter

[bleak mountain]

like wtf was that lmao

[lusty spindle]

biggest sell

[bleak mountain]

took it like a bitch

[signal verge]

Will nola pitch the 7th

[bleak mountain]

no

[vocal spindle]

Red Sox 3 errors in a row

[gritty radish]

Any locks for later games?

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock cal Raleigh so banned

[hard kraken]

Comeback begins now

[vocal spindle]

lol typically this would mean inning over…

[hard kraken]

I did make money back on chalkboard tho so this isn’t the official $

Overall

[dawn urchin]

WE GOT SCREWED

[vocal spindle]

Nola pulled

[obsidian oxide]

Nola got subbed.

[jovial robin]

I got tyler under 7 ks

Am i cooked

[vocal spindle]

WYATT LANGFORD HOMERRR

[half birch]

Glasnow is favored to go O 5.5 ks so your looking good unless you got bad odds

[devout condor]

Let’s go

[half birch]

Show full slip

[dry flare]

come let him have this hollow victory lol

[devout condor]

Credit to @primal mountain

[half birch]

What what the payout multiplier

[primal mountain]

yay

[primal mountain]

I have Brandon 😦

I got the wrong Lowe

[vocal spindle]

HES BACKKKK

[half birch]

Lol

[vocal spindle]

JOSH JUNG HIT IN FIRST AT BAT

When did mariners get a competent offense

[crude walrus]

When does mlb rivals update

[vocal spindle]

Imagine warming up in the bullpen just to do this as your first pitch

They really walked Bobby

[primal mountain]

suzuki TB 🎯

[bleak mountain]

im actually pissed

why did cole have to get scratched

[placid iris]

Late game

[primal mountain]

Brandon Lowe banned....

[vocal spindle]

Bellinger 2 run homer

[placid iris]

ISTG everytime i bet on harper all he does is SO

[real wind]

Need Luis Castillo to finish my day all green

Cabrera already hit.

[restive ledge]

Stressing trynna figure out how tall got Marte for only 2 bases 😣😔

[civic inlet]

Cash Corbin FS 🥵

[obsidian oxide]

Need judge to homer.

[raw cape]

man f burnes

needed vladdi over 1.5 TB

and burnes scared aşş walks him twice

[bleak mountain]

vlad not getting that

[raw cape]

well no shït he chalked now

[obsidian oxide]

Soto walk.

[bleak mountain]

thought u said need mb

[half birch]

Got Yankees +1.5 can judge just hit a tank

[raw cape]

i mean vladdi batting .333 against burnes in his career. 3+ hits in the last 3/4 games and had 8 homers in the last 12 games

was riding the hot bat

[obsidian oxide]

Judge might walk

[vocal spindle]

Imagine warming up in the bullpen just to do this as your first pitch

[half birch]

He did

[restive ledge]

You confident ? I’ll lowkey tail

[obsidian oxide]

Damn judge tied his FP smh.

[sly plank]

Brown over 7.5ks?

[obsidian oxide]

Need Jazz to hit a another homer.

[half birch]

For what

[obsidian oxide]

To cash Judge FP.

Need a Run.

[raw cape]

had $35 on vlad to get 1.5 TB

[real wind]

Castillo are you deadass rn???

[raw cape]

burnes a 🐱

[prisma oak]

🙏

[vocal spindle]

Wait manaea went 7 innings with 11 ks and no runs???

[dawn urchin]

Correct

[obsidian oxide]

Yes Jazz.

[dawn urchin]

NRFI let me down Joey

[half birch]

No way jazz again

[obsidian oxide]

Called it.

[finite dock]

I bet on the wrong yankee to get a hit

Jazz>fraudsoto

Juan soto welcome to the ban list buddy

[primal mountain]

that's okay, i only won 1 complete slip

[sage kite]

Jazz is so tuff

[high sky]

Wrong day to pick soto

[primal mountain]

it's sad really for Soto

[bleak mountain]

bro we were holding jazz back sm

[dawn urchin]

Today was a hitters day & I did not like it

[vocal spindle]

JAZZ 3 RUN HOMER

[high sky]

If i pick jazz tmr he striking out each ab

[vocal spindle]

HOLY CRAP

[obsidian oxide]

Cash Judge FP.

[primal mountain]

this is a possibility

[vocal spindle]

I should’ve taken 1.5 HRs instead of HRR

[tacit knot]

jazz is the greatest.

[tacit knot]

LMAO

u can tel this man happy to be away from the poverty marlins

[bleak mountain]

chill

[heady hound]

shit stupid

bro got walked

[vocal spindle]

Words can’t explain how banned cal Raleigh is @finite dock

😭😭

[tacit knot]

SORRY

[acoustic zephyr]

Same Soto homer sellig

[tacit knot]

forgive me

[restive panther]

Jazz clutched

[acoustic zephyr]

Selling*

[unkempt agate]

Chat?

[bleak mountain]

wtf 😂

ask support

[high sky]

💀

[tacit knot]

odd af

[vocal spindle]

Jazz has 4 homers in the past 24 hours

[dawn urchin]

It should be fixed I would imagine it’s clearly a mistake

[tacit knot]

PIRATES ARE THE BEST N THE LEAGUE

[heady hound]

mlb some hot shit

[tacit knot]

OMFG

[heady hound]

i made more money from tennis

[bleak mountain]

crashing out over promo funds

i respect it

[unkempt agate]

It’s not

[raw cape]

welp, time to redepo

[vocal spindle]

Wacha homered on

[obsidian oxide]

Red Sox bullpen pitchers are literally buns.

[heady hound]

im done wit player props

[tacit knot]

bro doesnt respect coin

[heady hound]

shit ass

[dawn urchin]

It might take time but I would be shocked if they don’t fix it. I’ve seen a lot of issues with grading recently

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain steer is so banned

[bleak mountain]

lord steer

[vocal spindle]

Prolly won’t bat again unless cubs take the lead

[unkempt agate]

Yea I mean I’d hope it would be corrected lol

[bleak mountain]

damn

i picked

all the wrong hitters tdy

[heady hound]

nah fr

im finna get a 9-5 . this betting shi ain for me .

[obsidian oxide]

Lmao.

[vocal spindle]

https://jobs.mchire.com/

Caballero just stole home

[brittle lily]

I feel dat, spent all my birthday money on underdog lmao

[vocal spindle]

Diaz solo homer

[bleak mountain]

poverty twins

this is sad asf

[dawn urchin]

Good choice with picking McDonald’s. National brand

[brittle lily]

Finna be a cashier, it’s easy for me to talk to people

[dawn urchin]

Make sure to take some free food home

Because free food is the best food

[obsidian oxide]

Ew.

[tawdry dagger]

G

[umbral zealot]

when players do what they supposed to do

[heady hound]

dey ahh dont want me

i alr tried

[heady hound]

shit never happens

[umbral zealot]

frr

i be doing hella research jus to chalk

but like there was no way for any to chalk

[primal mountain]

soto banned

[lusty spindle]

I love coinflipping my money by taking first inning Ks

[bleak mountain]

this is what i need

cubs loaded bases

[thorn lantern]

Omfg I need Philly to pull through 😭😭

[bleak mountain]

do something

[thorn lantern]

I need that too 😭😭😭

[high sky]

Need them to tie🙏

[lusty spindle]

Spencer will be doing nothing 💀

[fathom oracle]

Yordan wheres my hit

[thorn lantern]

No bad energy rn 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[pearl trench]

this is my best day for slips wtf

[bleak mountain]

if ramirez could hit a homer that late

so could spencer

no bad energy

[lusty spindle]

It’s a double reverse i always end up jinxing what I say will happen

[thorn lantern]

Everyone gunna hit today I can feel it!

https://tenor.com/view/chappelle-funny-peek-a-boo-gif-16881708

[vocal spindle]

Chalk Bobby Witt

Wow

He’s so trash

Can’t get a hit against the white Sox

Pathetic

[bleak mountain]

batting .600 vs cannon btw

[edgy shore]

Cal ra sold he banned

[ionic shard]

the mets stink

alonso and lindor were awful today

[scarlet crow]

How does cannon have 6 innings pitched with 2 ks

[finite dock]

JUAN SOTO YOU SUCK MAN

[vocal spindle]

Cannon a PO merchant

[civic inlet]

Hunter brown K’s 💸

[vocal spindle]

He just be having random 8 inning games

[real wind]

Castillo please finish the goddamn job

[vocal spindle]

Hunter browns comeback gotta be studied

He was a free under at the beginning of the season and worst pitcher in the MLB

and now he’s an ace

[primal mountain]

OMG

BRANDON LOWE YOU HAVE BEEN UNBANNED

LOL

Brandon Lowe TB and HRR 🎯

[real wind]

HE GOT RELIEVED???

[devout condor]

Wacha last inning?

[scarlet crow]

Y’all think cannon is done?

[devout condor]

He’s back in

[scarlet crow]

Get a strikeout please bruh

[vocal spindle]

WHY WAS SCHERZER PULLED

AT 68 PITCHES

[bleak mountain]

come on castellanos

do it

save this poverty franchise

[vocal spindle]

This was gonna cash too

[sick comet]

I just locked in a live bet with max and he gets relieved wtf

[obsidian oxide]

Damn.

[sick comet]

Will it be a void?

[bleak mountain]

no

[restive panther]

Is Lynn pitching in the 6th?

[sick comet]

Bro wtf

[scarlet crow]

Cannon sucks man

No way he comes back out right

[sick comet]

This bull fr

[bleak mountain]

cole is such a bum bro

[scarlet crow]

Bruh these pitchers have been so bad recently

[vocal spindle]

Cal Raleigh 0/5

[vocal spindle]

My pitcher slip would’ve cashed if Scherzer didn’t get pulled at 68 pitches

bull crap

[scarlet crow]

Manager had the under

[primal mountain]

I picked Wacha correctly at least, right? 😭

[hard kraken]

👌

[devout condor]

Phillies tied it up

[scarlet crow]

Please bring cannon back out for one more inning

[azure nebula]

No way Phillies win this

[bleak mountain]

BRO

HOLMES

PLEAAE

[high sky]

Need another soto ab🙏

[primal mountain]

OMG

[vocal spindle]

SPENCER STEER RUNS

[primal mountain]

THANK YOU STEER

Steer TB 🎯

[finite dock]

Ohtani finally stole a base for me and JUAN SOTO ends up selling the bet omfg

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain STEER LEGACY CASH

[primal mountain]

yay!

[bleak mountain]

LMAO

NEVER DOUBT

ITS POSSIBLE

[restive ledge]

Sb pls tell me how this wasn’t voided

[primal mountain]

Jazz...please for the love of god, STEAL 3RD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STEAL HOME NOW lol

[vocal spindle]

TOMMY PHAM GRAND SLAM

TOMMY PHAM FIRST PLATE APPEARANCE AS A CARDINAL IS A GRAND SLAM

[bleak mountain]

could u imagine

castellanos walk off

[vocal spindle]

He just tryna get revenge on the rangers after we dogged him on the Sox

[bleak mountain]

how did steer cash bro

[vocal spindle]

I was heckling bro in the outfield all game 😭

[bleak mountain]

im buzzed abt that

[vocal spindle]

41 ft hit and somehow a double and runner scores from 2nd

[bleak mountain]

crazy ass luck

[devout condor]

Cash Tovar HRR ✅

Cash Ohtani walks ✅

[vocal spindle]

Bobby Witt with a runner on 3rd only 1 out

Need some legacy action here

Suarez 2 run homer

[primal mountain]

I got him correct, but the slip he's on....ate it

[bleak mountain]

underdog tweaking

[oak blade]

Huh

[primal mountain]

Schanuel HRR 🎯

[lusty spindle]

Bro I left and took a nap cause I thought it was GGs wtf 💀

[vocal spindle]

Biggio 2 run homer

[vocal spindle]

On a .030 xba hit

332 ft

I’ve seen 2 400 ft hits today that weren’t homers, one out and one double, and bro hits a 330 foot homer

[true shoal]

Anybody hit the 10 man or 11 picks in a row yet?

[frosty ledge]

Why does Bryce have zero fantasy points

[true shoal]

He booty today

[bleak mountain]

please

[frosty ledge]

💀

[bleak mountain]

rojas

strikeout

[vocal spindle]

Bobby Witt 1 run single

[bleak mountain]

load those bases for casty

walk off single

world needs it

[thin ermine]

Cause he has done nothing

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-anxious-nervous-bite-nails-gif-15423608

[vocal spindle]

CASH BOBBY WITT HRR

[bleak mountain]

wait

[half birch]

W

[bleak mountain]

i just realized

[vocal spindle]

LEGACY CASH

[bleak mountain]

they subbed out castellanos

😂

[vocal spindle]

Royals are 8th inning merchants

[primal mountain]

Soto double or better

https://tenor.com/bg2LB.gif

made THE CALL

[scarlet crow]

Holy shit Waldron is getting cooked

[vocal spindle]

Daz Cameron solo homer

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow no Ks.

[primal mountain]

Robbie's just warming up, right?

I mean....he's going to smoke the A's.....right?

lol

[scarlet crow]

🤦🏾‍♂️

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow better get it together.

[primal mountain]

omg soto

you need to run faster

[marble mirage]

Cmon Robbie Ray

Cook up

There we go

3 thru 2

[bleak mountain]

fix ur app

[tacit knot]

thats what im saying

rudely had to look up the rockies game to see blackmon cooked me already

[scarlet crow]

Glasnow…

Please don’t do this

[vocal spindle]

Machado solo homer

[obsidian oxide]

Yeah Glasnow chalked.

[vocal spindle]

Ngl please do this 😭

McMahon 3 run homer

[obsidian oxide]

Why come back from injury just to play like this.

[tacit knot]

PULL CANNING

he cant get 5ks

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow 3 more at least.

[vocal spindle]

Ketel Marte single

I still find it funny how crochet didn’t get traded

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow b2b Ks.

[devout condor]

One more marte

[vocal spindle]

Canning back to back Ks

Ketel Marte run

Gurriel rbi double, flood gates are open

[upbeat zinc]

How

Does the streak thing work on underdog. Can I get an answer please

[obsidian oxide]

Damn Yankees and Phillies still playing.

[hard mist]

Cash gurriel easy read !

[half birch]

Ketel got this right?

[lusty spindle]

Is glasnowstats not updating?

[hard mist]

Corbin is a bum

[vocal spindle]

Lawrence butler solo homer

[vocal spindle]

He only got 2

Stats updating slow today on all platforms

Prolly something to do with the database

[half birch]

Ah ok

[hard mist]

Nationals terrible run support

[vocal spindle]

Patrick Corbin having a legacy game

[upbeat zinc]

How does the streak thing work on underdog

[vocal spindle]

I have the same line on Marte but mine is 1.89x

[half birch]

Nice saw it was better payout last night but didn’t have anything to pair it with

Pull Corbin lol

[hard mist]

Diamondbacks might drop 20 at this point

[vocal spindle]

Patrick Corbin has had 2 outs for the last 5 at bats and they’ve all had runs

[native yarrow]

Is the app bugged?

[vocal spindle]

I have Witt on the same slip for only 1.72x on that same line so it evened out anyways

[native yarrow]

It’s not updating score

[vocal spindle]

Somethings up with the MLB database, every betting app is behind rn not just underdog

[half birch]

Witt has cashed me so much recently

[vocal spindle]

He made it super sweaty today

[devout condor]

Cash butler ✅

[half birch]

He’s probably like 6/7 for me after all star break for me

[vocal spindle]

Is Patrick Corbin still gonna get the win?

🤣🤣🤣

[half birch]

He has a chance

Probably +2000000

[sinful thunder]

Wtf are the Yankees feeding this dude

[sly plank]

How many innings more will Robbie ray be pitching for?

[vocal spindle]

If we knew then we prolly would’ve put our life savings on it

[sly plank]

Fair😭

[tacit knot]

pull this mans

[sly plank]

How about EXPECT tho?

[vocal spindle]

Marte’s 3rd at bat is gonna be in the 3rd inning

[vocal spindle]

Prolly only gonna pitch 5 if I had to guess

Unless something drastically good or bad happens

[half birch]

He was projected like 16.5 outs before the game so idk probably 5

[finite dock]

Im never betting on yankees ever again dawg 😭🙏

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow one more to tie at least.

[vocal spindle]

Why is Glasnow acting like he’s good

[upbeat zinc]

How does the streak thing work

[half birch]

They won

[hardy mountain]

Fk me

[vocal spindle]

Ima need someone to hit a bomb on glazenow

[finite dock]

Because jazz chisolm got a whiff of those juiced balls

Fraudsoto 1/5

[vocal spindle]

Crazy how Grisham, Torres, and wells managed to collectively do nothing in 12 innings

17 at bats and all 3 of em did nothing lol, 0 hits combined

[finite dock]

Holdup this might cook

[vocal spindle]

Torres did hit the game winner tho

[bleak mountain]

corbin carroll

💩💩

[vocal spindle]

Corbin Carroll wanna be different so bad

[bleak mountain]

corbin

take the last ball

[vocal spindle]

Just get a RBI hit like everyone else dawg

He got a hit

[bleak mountain]

bro he’s the only one without a hit

[vocal spindle]

Did you bet on him?

[obsidian oxide]

Ok Glasnow stop playing around.

[vocal spindle]

He just got a single

BANG CASH GLAZENOW

[bleak mountain]

i flexed

[finite dock]

Who skull reacting the homerun parlay Joey knows baseball

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow what the hell.

[vocal spindle]

CASH KETEL MARTE HRR

BANG

[finite dock]

Taylor ward finally out of his slump he getting them bets for the next 3 games

Schanuel and taylor ward got 3 day contracts at underdog betting company

[half birch]

I’m delayed thanks for ruining it 🤣

[obsidian oxide]

When did Glasnow get this bad.?

[bleak mountain]

steal a base corbin

oh shit

hes home

[half birch]

Lol

Corbin pitching all game atp

[pale urchin]

Need 3 more Ks Tyler cmon

[rotund oriole]

I see that some people got a Ohtani plate appearance promo 😭

[vocal spindle]

Bro thinks he’s Jokic

Triple double is crazy

[half birch]

Double double

[obsidian oxide]

If he makes it that long.

[devout condor]

Cash

[tacit knot]

what id do for a 10k 10h 10r game

[vocal spindle]

Oops I cut it off

[tacit knot]

goat

[obsidian oxide]

Is Corbin having the worst game for a pitcher.?

[half birch]

Nah the best game

[tacit knot]

why is the rockies angels game the second best game of the night

[vocal spindle]

@half birch

That’s a triple double baby

Oh wait nvm I didn’t cut it off

I’m tweaking

[half birch]

@jokic

[dawn urchin]

CORBIN IS TRASH

[vocal spindle]

Cash it

[dawn urchin]

BUDDY EATING GOOD

[lilac spindle]

I still can’t send my green in this mug yet 😭

[obsidian oxide]

I think you can now.

[vocal spindle]

I LOVE BATTERS

[dawn urchin]

ALL YOU CAN EAT W’s

[tacit knot]

goatpierree

[lilac spindle]

Oh snap

Done leveled up after years

[hard mist]

Giants hitters gotta wake up

[lusty spindle]

Glasnow hitting 6 strikeouts?

[vocal spindle]

😭😭😭

[tacit knot]

oh hell nah

[vocal spindle]

Fr

I wish they didn’t get rid of soler

[tacit knot]

bros pulling out the receipts

[vocal spindle]

Nah I just thought it was funny lol

[hard mist]

Sears had 7 runs last game now he pitching like a god 🤣

[finite dock]

CANNING ABOUT TO CASHOUT K’s

[vocal spindle]

Marte with 3 at bats in 3 innings was kinda funny

[lilac spindle]

U know what I mean

😂

[carmine quest]

is this valid

[hasty pike]

I knew that taco with Corbin would chalk . They just took him out

[tacit knot]

top 5

[lilac spindle]

Bro let up 11 runs

[carmine quest]

abt to make a 10$ 8 man and all of yall should tail😍

[obsidian oxide]

Taco..?

[hard mist]

Why is it even a taco with Corbin 🤣💀

[vocal spindle]

I think if an app today had a Patrick Corbin discount that cashed, I’d permanently switch to that app

[finite dock]

CANNING CASHED STRIKEOUTS

I KNOW ANGELS BASEBALL

[vocal spindle]

Bc if your discount is so good you can cash with a triple double, I’m immediately a fan

[hard mist]

Giants hitters are killing me

[obsidian oxide]

What app had a corbin taco.?

[lusty spindle]

how long till they relieve glasnow

[tacit knot]

never will see the day for a corbin discount 😭

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow 4Ks.

[tacit knot]

that man in triple a tmrw

[simple wagon]

Prolly last time I'll send a dabble slip in a minute but

[simple wagon]

What y'all thin

[half birch]

Corbin discount for next game will be 10.5 earned runs

[obsidian oxide]

Wow.

[tacit knot]

LMAO

[vocal spindle]

A Patrick Corbin 0.5 first at bat ER line would be pretty sweaty

[tacit knot]

bros cooked

if u bet against manaea u have no soul

[primal mountain]

Where's the guy that tole me earlier today that Butler wasn't going to do anything against Robbie Ray????

WHERE YOU AT

[tacit knot]

no way we got a robbie ray glazer lurking rn

[vocal spindle]

I was no longer a fan of manaea once he cut his hair

[primal mountain]

What's a "glazer"? Lol

[tacit knot]

fair

[vocal spindle]

Cmon gramps

[tacit knot]

gramps

cmon

[nimble tulip]

Any mods active

[primal mountain]

Seriously idk what that means

[vocal spindle]

Yeah, what do you need?

[bleak mountain]

dude

im so unlucky

hitters keep on driving balls down the middle

but these fucking shortstops keep on messing it up

[vocal spindle]

Ketel Marte subbed out

[primal mountain]

What? Why???

[vocal spindle]

Gurriel also subbed out

[bleak mountain]

they made sure he saw 3 ab 😭😭

[round lion]

Calling you old for not knowing gen z slang lmao

[vocal spindle]

Bc they up 11 runs

They both went over so shouldn’t matter

[nimble tulip]

Do you work for ud or just discord

[tacit knot]

hes a part owner

[nimble tulip]

Wondering why this isn’t getting graded

[bleak mountain]

partial owner

[tacit knot]

they take a bit sometimes

for 1st inn

[unkempt agate]

Whoever works for UD here tell them to fix Scherzer 🗣️

[primal mountain]

Ive never heard that term before....forgive me

[dawn urchin]

YOU KEEPS NAMES

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow better not get pulled.

[lusty spindle]

hes getting pulled

[round lion]

It’s basically meat riding

[hasty pike]

Rooker HR

[vocal spindle]

Ironically he’s trying to figure out the name of the person lol

[obsidian oxide]

We go see.

[primal mountain]

Ah okay

[hasty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gif-drake-gif-26307972

[vocal spindle]

ROOKERRR

[round lion]

I need one more inning from Tyler

[dawn urchin]

According to urban dictionary it’s what I would call a “SUPER FAN”… with not so much appropriate language

[round lion]

Please 🙏

[vocal spindle]

I turned off the game bc I saw him 0-2 in the count and I couldn’t watch

[dawn urchin]

JOEYS LOOKING FOR NAMES

[vocal spindle]

Thank you lol

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow still in yes.

[primal mountain]

ah okay, thanks

[obsidian oxide]

@scarlet crow cash Glasnow taco.

[round lion]

CASH ME OUT TYLER

Screenshotted before it updated

[scarlet crow]

Yessir✅ now I need him under 6🫣

[hard mist]

Matt Waldron can’t walk anybody else? Gg

[scarlet crow]

Waldron pulled

[round lion]

He got pulled in the 5th

[hard mist]

Gg

[finite dock]

Rockies pitcher chalked my angels slip

man

[obsidian oxide]

🔥🔥.

[half birch]

Took Angels +2.5 right before they batted

[lusty spindle]

Alright hes relieved now surely

SURELY

[jovial robin]

Is he done pitching?

[lusty spindle]

no idea

[obsidian oxide]

He probably is 😭.

[lusty spindle]

if dodgers go up by a couple here its no question

[half birch]

Glasnow going 6

[lusty spindle]

its possible

[split obsidian]

Any good MlbC picks tmmr?

[half birch]

He will

[digital bay]

Is Robbie still pitchibg??

Or did he chalk the 6.5 k

[scarlet crow]

I’m sure glasnow coming back out

[half birch]

No

[scarlet crow]

Hope I’m wrong tho

[digital bay]

He’s chalked them?

Then*

[half birch]

Chalk

[brittle lily]

I need to get a job

[digital bay]

Rip

[round lion]

Glasnow def going 6, don’t think score matters

[round lion]

Indeed you do

[plucky portal]

It’s a great day

[round lion]

4 for 54? What’s the multiplier? lol

[plucky portal]

5.46

[half birch]

He had .5 hits

[round lion]

I just feel like he should get more for a 4 leg

I know it’s $10 but still

[half birch]

Probably some other .8/.9s

[plucky portal]

Yeah

[round lion]

Probably Spencer & Heliot

Right?

[half birch]

Heliot was probably .7 or .75

[round lion]

I should’ve just went with Tyler Glasnow over 5.5 Ks, but hindsight 20/20

[half birch]

It’s 1 inning so he could still miss it

[round lion]

I hit my parlay so I can’t be mad

[half birch]

Just did 1 slip today and hit so I’m happy

[round lion]

What did you play?

[thorn lantern]

I can’t decide 😭😭

[half birch]

What else is left

[thorn lantern]

Rockie game

[half birch]

Just Rockies ml?

[round lion]

Holy shit

[hardy mountain]

Cash that bih

[thorn lantern]

My fault I mean this 😭

[hardy mountain]

Its always 1 leg

+3000 gone

[half birch]

Rip the giants

Probably just hedge that game

[hardy mountain]

How u going to hedge the giants now

[thorn lantern]

Ya don’t understand yesterday I cashed out this early and this happen

[obsidian oxide]

Damn PP already paid me out lol.

[hardy mountain]

Depends on the situation

This is def cash out for me

You only got 2 games left

[half birch]

Ya I don’t like big payout parlays because I would cash out early

[hardy mountain]

Parlay MLs is for cashing out while u up

[half birch]

Giants not winning though

[hard mist]

My delusional ass is not cashing out for nun 🤣

[half birch]

So cash out if you can’t hedge it

[hardy mountain]

No way to hedge it its not worth

Should have before the game started

Double down on the giants?

[primal mountain]

this is toast 😭

Doyle's not even playing

[round lion]

Hmm

[hardy mountain]

Its a chance once the relief pitcher innings

Worth 1/2 a unit

[half birch]

Take spread at +2.5 atp

[hardy mountain]

Relief pitchers can sell the whole game

[round lion]

True

[obsidian oxide]

Padres can load up.

[hardy mountain]

Just look at the dbacks yesterday

[chrome rock]

Good start for glasnow might go 7

[hardy mountain]

How many pitches

[chrome rock]

Gave up 3 runs in that one inning

[chrome rock]

88 so far

thru 6

[hardy mountain]

Maybe halfway thru 7

Dodgers seem desperate

[half birch]

2nd game back so idk

[chrome rock]

yeah depends if they wanna push him

[hardy mountain]

That arm is running on fumes after that much pitches

[vocal spindle]

I love people who complain about playing against ollie Gordon in ncaa 25, I had to play against him in real life in high school and it wasn’t any easier 😭

[dawn urchin]

YALL HEARD THAT OUR DAWG JP IS BUILT DIFFERENT

[hardy mountain]

Jpp

[vocal spindle]

Eugenio Suarez 2 home run game is crazy

[vocal spindle]

I can confirm I also got trucked by Quinn Ewers

[hardy mountain]

Chrisholm wasted his talents on the marlins

Good to see him on the yankees

[bleak mountain]

$11 payout 🔥

[half birch]

Everyone there does

[bleak mountain]

fuck this

[hardy mountain]

Dude has 2 homers yesterday and today

[vocal spindle]

Why is JP Sears going off 😭

[hardy mountain]

Good pickup for the yanks

[dawn urchin]

But you got that dawg in you. Which is all that matters to us

[dawn urchin]

Honestly missed opportunity for JP to take well JP over

[scarlet crow]

Canning really still in for what bruh

[gray rune]

yeah looks like the glasnow under FS is tanking rip

[dawn urchin]

What was his line at?

[jovial robin]

Is tyler done?

[gray rune]

36.5

[jovial robin]

He done

[dawn urchin]

Dam he is going to miss by 1.5

[chrome rock]

37 fantasy score so far

and might come back

[crisp turret]

Damn that’s lame

[hardy mountain]

Indeed

[gray rune]

if he comes out for the 7th then i hope the padres blow him up

wait

[gray rune]

we need the dodgers to lose this

[hardy mountain]

This hit at least

[crisp turret]

I wish I could use fan duel 😭

[hardy mountain]

5/6 tonight not bad

[hardy mountain]

They everywhere in the US

[crisp turret]

Not in Ga 😭

[chrome rock]

Glasnows in

[vocal spindle]

Heliot Ramos ejected

[hardy mountain]

Midnight games go crazy

[vocal spindle]

Tovar homer

[bleak mountain]

yo

ramos jus got fuckign ejected

this is crazy

support better fucking fix this

[chrome rock]

He got 8ks

[chrome rock]

Its 1 ab bro they not doing nothing

unfortunately

[vocal spindle]

Why JP Sears had to be an ace today?

[jovial robin]

Ggs

Im never doubting him again

[bleak mountain]

jp sears should tear his acl

[acoustic zephyr]

Giants probably hella demoralized

The trades they did is basically waving the white flag

Lmao

It makes no sense we only 3.5 games behind the wild card or smth

[quiet pendant]

I wonder does marte get rescued

Or nah

Sick to my stomach

[vocal spindle]

Suarez really hit a third homer

[vocal spindle]

No, he got 3 at bats

[quiet pendant]

What typa bs

He would be the only dback to get subbed

[chrome rock]

Did he play

[quiet pendant]

Yea

But he got subbed in like the 3rd bro

[chrome rock]

Yeah maybe idk

4 starters got subbed in cause patrick corban has the worst game of his career

[frosty ledge]

Is glasnow getting 2 walks?

[hard mist]

Rage betting e sports let’s get it !

[chrome rock]

Its the 8th inning

hes gone

[frosty ledge]

😢

Second loss

[primal mountain]

Butler did good today against Ray

[frosty ledge]

Me too

[hard mist]

Just rage betted my 8 man 🔥

[sly plank]

Fitzgerald chalked🤦

[finite dock]

Yayy angels are winning but i need bro to strikeout 😭

[frosty ledge]

Me too

[upbeat zinc]

What happens if u hit one of 2 on day one for streaks

On underdog

Pls need answers

[carmine quest]

u lose the streak

[half birch]

It’s over

Padres tied it

[upbeat zinc]

On day one

[carmine quest]

yea

[half birch]

Yes

[upbeat zinc]

Damn

[plucky portal]

Will my Ramos pick that already hit get voided even though it already hit

[primal mountain]

If only Mickey HRR hit 😭

[dawn urchin]

If it hit I don’t believe so

[raw spoke]

Giants 😭

[dawn urchin]

YOU KNOW IT…. JOEY HATES BASEBALL

[thorn lantern]

lol I cashed out at $233

[raw spoke]

Good shii

[thorn lantern]

lol I’m greedy it was at 750 and I didn’t wanna cash out 😭😭

[raw spoke]

Mfs was too free

[raw spoke]

😂😂

[finite dock]

Got a slip for tmr?

5 PA 0 hits..

[thorn lantern]

Imma check tm tbh ain’t cook nothing yet

[finite dock]

Yeah please dm

[finite dock]

Nice

[finite dock]

Yep You’re getting tailed tommorow buddy

[rain oyster]

Whats a forced out? I thought chapman got a hit

[sterile dagger]

@thorn lantern angels won

u got the 5 bands??

[thorn lantern]

Nahh I cashed out early gaints lost

[sterile dagger]

oakland just been on fire lately😭

[thorn lantern]

I wish I knew they was on the positives on ML too 😭

😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Solano walkoff

[finite dock]

TEOSCAR HERNANDEZ WELCOME TO THE BAN LIST BUDDY

[hard mist]

I felt like this was a good slip unfortunate stuff today bro

[primal mountain]

you can add Soto to that list

and Yepez

early games tomorrow morning

[tawdry dagger]

na

bth my slips went 3/4

[bleak mountain]

VOID RAMOS

[hard mist]

I have a play but they might remove it gonna add it to my streaks 😭

[finite dock]

He was first on the list

[scarlet crow]

What is it

[hard mist]

Nestor hits allowed

[finite dock]

Joey Knows Baseball almost got me some money today 😔

[cloud dew]

add hunter brown

[primal mountain]

yeah, sorry about that

soto is temporarily banned

[finite dock]

He’s on timeout

Needed 2 bases and he gets a single in the 12th inning

🙁

[junior sedge]

You got any picks for tomorrow @primal mountain ?

[grizzled surge]

Another🧹🧹

[abstract citrus]

Balls in my face

[deep sparrow]

ain’t know p fr used Boom🤣🤣

ts weird ash

[primal mountain]

No, but this guy does....he practically get these out his ass in bunches 🤣 #┆⚾・baseball message

[wicked peak]

Drop em before . So we can tail @grizzled surge

[round lion]

Damn I really should’ve placed that Padres ML bet

[round lion]

?

Why are you replying to everyone?

Yeah you gotta be a bot

[hallow plover]

what are the props rn UD cmon

get us right

where the fanasty scores allat

[vocal spindle]

they drop at the same time every single morning and every single morning someone still asks this 🤦‍♂️

[hallow plover]

what’s the time

lmk sum

ian kno

[bleak tiger]

9 am ET

[hallow plover]

youn gotta be no dickhead ian piss in yo coffee

[hallow plover]

preciate this ma boa

[strong sluice]

Taj Bradley under 4.5 hits vs the marlins???

[bleak tiger]

@vocal spindle how u feeling bout the rangers as of now

[vocal spindle]

horrible

we did nothing at that trade deadline

lost one of our better starters, got a solid reliever, and we got Carson Kelly.

Only positive for us tbh is the guys we have coming back from injury down the stretch, Jung, Carter, Mahle and Degrom

[bleak tiger]

agreed would’ve liked to see them get one more solid bat, but idk i feel decent rn

been such a down year for garcia and overall the offense but i have hope in them

degrom just threw a 45 pitch session so i’m excited for that and thankfully the divisions not out of reach but they really need to get their shit together

[primal mountain]

When is @vocal spindle going to drop the locks?

[bleak tiger]

@hallow plover need to get ceedee paid asap

[vocal spindle]

fr, bro needs to get on it

[bleak tiger]

i’m excited about the new young tackle guyton, one thing dallas has going for them is theyre masters at drafting linemen

[vocal spindle]

Need cooper to turn out well at center as well tho

I’ve heard a lot of mixed things about both from training camp

[vocal spindle]

Was really hoping we would get Rooker but I knew it was a stretch

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-gif-12061515944723033548

[vocal spindle]

Just being honest, Astros are a better team than us, but we can still make the wild card, and that’s what we did last year and won so 🤷‍♂️

[hasty brook]

Damn it takes a while for the early mlb lines to open up

All I'm getting are bases and hr for nyy game at 12

[bleak tiger]

agreed, but personally after watching last years postseason run i want to be fair in giving this team the benefit of the doubt in finding that extra gear and turning it up a notch

[vocal spindle]

It’s not even a talent issue, just haven’t been performing, we know this core is more than good enough to win a World Series

Not to mention we didn’t even have Wyatt Langford or Degrom in that post season run

[bleak tiger]

that’s exactly what i’m thinking i just don’t how the offense has fallen off so bad

[sinful thunder]

[bleak tiger]

especially with josh smith deciding to play like an all star too

[vocal spindle]

It’s rough without Adolis playing well

[hallow plover]

fr facts without him our offense lacks man

with gallup leaving then retiring our only hope at wide outs is ceedee feurgerson and brandon cooks

and tolbert with some talent

[hasty patio]

It’s gonna happen

[hallow plover]

gurrantee

[hasty patio]

https://x.com/prettyrickey213/status/1818028753429348583?s=46 rickey hasn’t missed all off szn it could take a min for it to be officially signed tho

Rickey (@prettyrickey213) on X

BREAKING 🚨 #Cowboys are closing in on a 4 year extension with WR CeeDee Lamb worth between $136 and $138 million #DallasCowboys

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 9:00 PM

[vocal spindle]

I saw something about this being fake news

[hasty patio]

It’s not

I follow rickey and he’s been right abt every single deal

[vocal spindle]

Uncovered NFL posted that it was a rumor and a source from the cowboys shut it down saying they haven’t closed in on anything yet

And uncovered hasn’t missed on a single deal in like the past 3 years I’ve followed him

[hasty patio]

I trust rickey he’s predicted every single deal for the past 2 years so my trust is with him🤷🏽‍♂️

[pliant gust]

Jerry going to hold on to them dollas as long as he can

[vocal spindle]

Even without an extension he has ceedee through 2025

He’s still gotta pay Dak and Micah rn

[bleak tiger]

i fw rickey heavy

[vocal spindle]

Ceedee prolly gonna be the last domino to fall

[bleak tiger]

but every beat reporter for the boys said it was not real

[hasty patio]

Paying dak and ceedee just opens up money to give micah his bag

[vocal spindle]

That makes 0 sense

Jerry jones the type to not pay a holding out player just to send a message to the rest of the roster

especially bc holding out too long only diminishes the player’s value

[pliant gust]

Zeek held out almost until the season started

[bleak tiger]

ptsd of zeke

they caved and paid him 😭

[split obsidian]

😭

[vocal spindle]

If I’m dak and I get paid, I’m paying ceedee the difference between what he’s asking and what the cowboys are offering

Bc dak without ceedee ain’t getting paid again ngl

@lunar patio @scarlet crow @dry flare @primal mountain

My play of the day today

[lunar patio]

iight

[vocal spindle]

Taj Bradley has a 1.50 era at home this season, with a 0.35 era in the last 30 days, and a 0.00 era in the last 25 days.

He also has a high K% and no previous matchups with this lineup so he has the familiarity advantage

Marlins have also just been a bad hitting team recently and got rid of their 2 best hitters at the deadline.

It’s also a day game so you can expect a boost to his strikeouts as well

Currently 10/13 on play of the days

[split obsidian]

They bumped ts rq

[fringe fulcrum]

anybody like Christopher Sanchez outs?

[split obsidian]

39.5

[vocal spindle]

Got bumped literally the second I said something

[split obsidian]

Can I take below 1.5 ERA?

[vocal spindle]

It should hit but it’ll be a lot sweatier

[split obsidian]

So js stick to fantasy?

[vocal spindle]

I like almost all his lines today tbh

Bro he was the only one that got bumped 😭😭 they fr lurking

[prisma nexus]

MLB 7.31

[strong sluice]

Juan Soto .5 walks at 1.25x multiplier higher????

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain best batters today?

[split obsidian]

Yea

[dry flare]

🔥

[tacit knot]

i wonder why kirbys under is favorited on other sbs

[bleak mountain]

austin riley

[pliant gust]

I was surprised it didn’t get bumped when Sale and Cease did

[sinful thunder]

[vocal spindle]

I lowkey like cease over hits allowed, tho im not bold enough to play it

[sinful thunder]

Definitely meant to remove Taj and replace w yandy but c'est la vie

[vocal spindle]

Red Sox on fire rn

[tacit knot]

yeah i still feel like they been getting ked still

[bleak mountain]

tdy jus feels like a weird day

[unkempt agate]

✅

[split obsidian]

Might put 150😭

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like webb under pitching outs?

[vocal spindle]

They have

[vocal spindle]

This looks cash

[vocal spindle]

Aside from 4 Oakland hitters the rest are auto outs so idk

[vocal spindle]

Please don’t

[unkempt agate]

I didn’t wanna say it

[tacit knot]

^^

[split obsidian]

I didn’t

😭

That’s dumb asl

🤔🤔

[tacit knot]

its also dumb af to bet on first inn bets but here we are

[vocal spindle]

Miami’s best batter has his fantasy line at 6

[unkempt agate]

If anything I’d go under on Bradley

[vocal spindle]

Why?

[unique hare]

Jazz is a yankee now?

[split obsidian]

Yep

[vocal spindle]

I like todays slate ngl

[split obsidian]

Been going crazy

Who’s jazz?

[vocal spindle]

Yeah and he’s been the second coming of Barry bonds since he got traded

[unkempt agate]

Under 1st inning hits is a move tho lowkey^

[vocal spindle]

4 homers in the past 36 hours

[unique hare]

DAMN

[vocal spindle]

Ohh

[unkempt agate]

I can’t wait till he starts batting lead off 😩

[long oracle]

ofc it is for cease

[vocal spindle]

Fr, Yankees have been needing a good leadoff anyway