┆⚾・baseball

[dawn urchin]

How do you get rocked by the white Sox’s?!? THEY SUCK

[primal mountain]

Here's that 4-man, @dry flare I was telling you abou

[digital bay]

I’m saying 😂😂

[primal mountain]

Santana got his K in like the 8th inning lol

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-beating-love-crushing-i-love-you-jerry-gif-22041599

[digital bay]

Ima just stick to esports tbh

[primal mountain]

Olson killed me

[dawn urchin]

JOEY TODAY

[primal mountain]

he's banned

why did I bet on a guy that has a .700 OPS

his 2 week stat for OPS was actually good

[dry flare]

ya know what, i always only take my braves overs and i just had a bad feeling about batters today but i knew everyone was going to underestimate grant

[dawn urchin]

Now I know why Joey got 5 plain wings because HE WAS BRINGING THE HEAT TODAY

[primal mountain]

Ozuna didn't underestimate him LMAO

[dawn urchin]

Watch out for plain wing Joey. When Joey gets plain wings HE IS BRINGING THE GREEN HEAT

[dry flare]

if i had taken anyone i woulda taken arcia tho

[lunar patio]

yesssir

[primal mountain]

But Ozuna has a .980 OPS

with a .306 AVG

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock

[vocal spindle]

I swear some batters have such high batting averages but it feels like I never see them do literally anything 😭

maybe it just doesn’t stick out to me bc subconsciously I have higher expectations for them or something

[primal mountain]

yeah, I see that too sometimes. I'm so mesmorized by all the stat data

lol

[gray rune]

Skenes fantasy chalk

?

[vocal spindle]

It’s prolly bc we expect them to do well so we don’t remember them meeting expectations but we remember them failing to meet them

[obsidian oxide]

Yes.

[vocal spindle]

White Sox 14 game losing streak might come to an end

If white Sox traded their best hitter and then win for the first time in 15 games that would be hilarious

[primal mountain]

damn, witt grand slam

[signal verge]

Rangers won and I just lost over 150 cause I chased out cause someone told me they weren’t gonna win

[frosty ledge]

What is Paul doing🤔

[gray rune]

Heard he chalked on a defense error

[vocal spindle]

lol nvm white Sox lost

Thought they had a chance

I had royals -2.5 anyways

But that slip missed

[carmine quest]

does a walk not count as a base

[primal mountain]

all the ones I posted before chalked 😭

I need to start posting everything

lol

[onyx marten]

New Neon mentioned 🗣️🔥

I don’t ban players lol

So basically all of basketball

I’m crying

I have a white list, Austin Reaves, Ceedee Lamb, Tyreek Hill and Christian McCaffrey

These players print money

Reaves has clutched me so many times, on my Pikkit it literally says he’s my most profitable pick

It’s an app that helps you keep track of profit and parlays

It’s very helpful

Wym

Alright bet look at ur dms

[marble mirage]

vladdy daddy

lfg

cook king

[sinful thunder]

Did I already miss us discussing the heartbreak of the streak that was tweeted

[dawn urchin]

SQUIRTLE MAIN LOVES VLADDY JR

[marble mirage]

yes

[dawn urchin]

The one that got ruined by a run in the Mets game?

[sinful thunder]

https://x.com/UnderdogPicks/status/1818013626126528904

Underdog Picks (@UnderdogPicks) on X

$10 to win $10,000 👀

If Simeon Woods Richardson and José Quintana combine for less than 0.5 runs in the 1st Inning today, the Streak will be complete 💰

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 8:00 PM

Yes

[primal mountain]

did THAT win?

[sinful thunder]

No it lost

On leg 11

[primal mountain]

really? that sucks

[dawn urchin]

YEP I wouldn’t honestly would be crying right now if I was that person

[sinful thunder]

Hopefully they hedged it

[primal mountain]

I would've never bet an xERFIE on the last leg

I would've bet CJ's FP

https://tenor.com/F72j.gif

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES HIS ADOPTED MLB SON CJ

[sinful thunder]

Regardless, they should've put every dollar they could up to 5k on YRFI on any sportsbook and called it a win either way

[primal mountain]

hedge?

[sinful thunder]

Yee

[dawn urchin]

I think I saw somewhere that another person was on the 11th leg

https://x.com/iwasinverted8/status/1817729737961120145

Paul (@iwasinverted8) on X

@UnderdogPicks want to talk buyout? I’ll open at $9900.

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 1:11 AM

Here it is not sure if they picked something for tonight but someone else made it to the final leg.

[analog apex]

Sheesh

[marble mirage]

thats crazy

bro boutta win

[dawn urchin]

I would be so terrified to make that final pick

[vocal spindle]

It chalked

Royce Lewis did nothing today

[dawn urchin]

DAM UD could have lost 20K & gave nothing

[primal mountain]

I wish UD would get the android and desktop apps with Streaks access

[dawn urchin]

Very true but they are trying to stop Joeys golden cash cow CJ FP OVER

[primal mountain]

AND NO I'M NOT GETTING A P-O-S APPLE PHONE

[dry flare]

ive still not seen one winner and i feel like ive already seen 1000 losses

[vocal spindle]

Point of Sale?

[dawn urchin]

Tablet from one of the grandkids?

[primal mountain]

No, I've banned Apple products from my grandkids

[vocal spindle]

Which means I’m due

[primal mountain]

If I see one when I get there in October, I'm destroying it

and buying them a Samsung tablet

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS THE LAW

[dry flare]

someone is...

[vocal spindle]

nah

Just me

[ionic shard]

just my luck

[finite dock]

HOLY SHOOT

[dry flare]

reminds me of the million dollar promo pp ran and not a single person won

[ionic shard]

how can they sit walker down after one at bat dont they know he has that dawg in him?

[dawn urchin]

The Orange country transportation email

[finite dock]

Have to pitch and show paul skenes how it’s done

[primal mountain]

He's got $2.00 in his SchoolsFirst FCU account

😭

He's got more in his account than I do!

[vocal spindle]

After my play of the day missing today, ima go drink the pain away

Apple juice in shot glasses

[finite dock]

Corbin didnt play today?

[ionic shard]

and walkers not playing either

[dawn urchin]

NO MAKE IT ORANGE JUICE

[ionic shard]

fml

[vocal spindle]

That’s a morning bev

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HAS JOKES

[vocal spindle]

Orange juice at night will give you diabolical morning breath

[dawn urchin]

I remember as a kid I hated apple juice & I still do. I’m strictly all about OJ

[ionic shard]

how do u sit back ur best hitter cause he strikes out once 😂 diamondbacks r so ass

[primal mountain]

Please Marte....PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

🙏

[analog apex]

On god plz keel

[finite dock]

If one of my picks voided do i get the full win or do i just win based off the odds of the other 2?

[dawn urchin]

Maybe injury?

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HAS BEEN ON ABSOLUTE FIRE TODAY

[ionic shard]

remember what he did to the dodgers? humiliated them

that shit was epic

[strange hound]

Anybody know why skenes over fantasy was marked a loss?

[dawn urchin]

A GEM OF A PRESSER

[hasty pike]

Wake & Cash in my Server 🍀💰🙏🏾

[carmine quest]

damn

[obsidian oxide]

Because he chalked.

[chrome rock]

Damn i got Diamondbacks moneyline at -130 moved to -190 pregame crazy they got blown out like that

[hard mist]

🤔

[chrome rock]

Didnt know monty could be worse than when we had him on the yanks

[strange hound]

Did he not get a QS?

[chrome rock]

Who

[strange hound]

Skenes

[obsidian oxide]

What is his fp line for you..

[strange hound]

40.5

[chrome rock]

He got a quality start no?

6 ips 2 runs

[obsidian oxide]

Yeah nah he definitely chalked that.

[finite dock]

He had 38 FP

He wasnt awarded the win today

[bleak mountain]

they showed the pen warming up

[strange hound]

Dang

[bleak mountain]

but he might come back out

jus gotta pray

[ionic shard]

left oblique tightness

[grizzled surge]

🧹🧹

[chrome rock]

Cade is ASS

Glasnow a fire line for tommorow

[carmine quest]

idk shi abt baseball..

[chrome rock]

This dodgers lineup crazy

[carmine quest]

bro yes

i had 2$ left

so put 2

and said if it didnt hit then id give up with betting

😭

dawg i tailed already 😭

yeaa😭

[chrome rock]

Robbie mf ray

[livid niche]

Seager u a ho

[carmine quest]

first and last😭

[brittle lily]

Everyone around me winning money and I can’t win shit lmao

[carmine quest]

i would the other 2 but im at 0.80$

😭

[bleak mountain]

omg

cash parker

[half birch]

Live rage bet cashed

[frosty ledge]

Is Jordan gonna hit?

[primal mountain]

https://x.com/Underdog__MLB/status/1818128104772321336

What? WHY?

Underdog MLB (@Underdog__MLB) on X

Jorge Soler to be traded to the Braves, per @JeffPassan.

Twitter · Jul 30, 2024, 3:34 AM

[half birch]

Jordan who

[primal mountain]

He's probably wondering about Jordan Montgomery

[frosty ledge]

Montgomery

[half birch]

What prop

[calm plover]

giants abt to trade snell now

[frosty ledge]

On higher than 16 pitching out

[half birch]

He pitched 12 outs it didn’t cash

[frosty ledge]

😢

[chrome rock]

He shoulda been pulled first inning

Bro is ASS

[dusty jolt]

no way

the braves got jorge soler again

[chrome rock]

holy W for braves

Next year they going to have a run

[dusty jolt]

we're fcking back

lfg

[dusty jolt]

this year bro*

shits not over

[chrome rock]

Bro ur whole team is injured

Acuna gone for season spencer strider nowhere to be seen ozuna albies gone for atleast a few weeks or months

[dusty jolt]

max fried

do yk when hes back

and michael harris

[chrome rock]

And bryce elder but nobody missing him too much

[dusty jolt]

the whole teams injuured

but we're still keeping up pretty good

with the phillies

[chrome rock]

Matt olson showing some life recently

[analog apex]

Ketel just struck out. Hopefully they can do a full cycle again

[stiff turret]

https://x.com/JayCuda/status/1818126876377747825?t=VWQgC5L0l41xqHqjg6m9VQ&s=19

Jay Cuda (@JayCuda) on X

number of wins in the last 2 weeks

Twitter · Jul 30, 2024, 3:30 AM

[analog apex]

C’mon ketel

🙏🏾

[hard mist]

It’s over 😭

[restive ledge]

This a refund ?

[primal mountain]

yes

[restive ledge]

Gotcha

[primal mountain]

unless Gurriel gets an at-bat

Gurriel's going to get an at-bat

lol

KETEL HR!!!!!

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[analog apex]

Homer

[primal mountain]

OH YEAH!!!

@dawn urchin

[analog apex]

HES A FRESKING DOG

[hard mist]

Cash me out marte

[analog apex]

Damn only if carroll played

[hard mist]

Cash this

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[dawn urchin]

White Sox’s & Tobias are the same

[dawn urchin]

WHAT A DAY FOR JOEY WINGSTOP & WINS. NONSTOP W’s

[marble mirage]

JOEY IS THE BASEBALL WHISPERER

[dawn urchin]

What Joey did to UD today

[gaunt lark]

what is the max multiplier u could get on UD??

[marble mirage]

1000x

[primal mountain]

gurriel hit for you

you won

[restive ledge]

I seen it W

[primal mountain]

Carroll comes in to pinch hit

hits a HR to end the game

[analog apex]

No way Corbin just homered

Let fgoooooooo

[sick vine]

What a comeback

Jesus

[hard mist]

Nationals are ass lmfaooo

[primal mountain]

I'm liking the D-backs more than the Doyers right now

[thorn lantern]

Smfh this is painful 😭😭😭

I cashed out when the diamondback was down 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[clever fiber]

Which pitchers get shelled tomorrow?

[hard mist]

This game over 9.5 runs was + money too on FanDuel

[primal mountain]

how much would you have won if you kept the bet intact?

[sick vine]

Fatass Lynn

[restive ledge]

Possibly the best ending to a baseballl game I’ve ever watched

[thorn lantern]

860 😭😭😭

[clever fiber]

That's a great candidate for that

[clever fiber]

I think giants could light up Sears

[sick vine]

I’m the biggest fatass Lynn hater out there 😂

[clever fiber]

He's easy to hate

[primal mountain]

i'm checking for any left-handed pitchers starting tomorrow

and then finding out those RHB's

[clever fiber]

Sears

Manaea

Robby Ray

Corbin

[primal mountain]

ty

[versed locust]

manny you the goat lowkey

tailed & turned my $2.5 into $250 😭🙏🏽

[broken dove]

Thoughts

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HATES LEFTIES

[finite dock]

Just withdrew my first 80$

Surreal feeling

[dawn urchin]

Keep cooking dawg

[dawn urchin]

HES ON FIRE

[finite dock]

JOEY MAKE ME SOME MONEYYY

[chrome rock]

Robbie ray pitching vs them tommorow

[primal mountain]

that slip isn't guaranteed to win

[finite dock]

i know the dangers of tailing

[chrome rock]

Bros a cy young hitless pitcher

[primal mountain]

i'm hoping for a miracle

lol

[chrome rock]

Those odds prolly crazy

[primal mountain]

it's insured

[tacit thicket]

Hate this name

Traumatized me

[primal mountain]

if Butler can't do it....the others hopefully can

[high sky]

Should i pick matt chapman over 1.5 tb?

[finite dock]

150x

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES SPICY

Just not on his wings

[vocal spindle]

Who got KBO locks

😂😂

[abstract citrus]

Type shit

[peak agate]

Why am I waiting 30 years for this payout 🤣🤣

[peak agate]

Omg still haven’t got paid out 😑

[dry flare]

That's crazy

[hasty brook]

All them hr parlays that hit yesterday got me tight

Wish I did em

[livid niche]

I almost hit this yesterday for 115x

[thorn lantern]

I’m glad i could help 😭 next time imma take my advise and keep the play going 😭

[humble jungle]

you cooking one up td?

[thorn lantern]

In the office today tryna cook something during lunch

[humble jungle]

bet

[unkempt agate]

Scherzer should clear everything today

He owns the cardinals

[primal mountain]

I see I'm not the only one that cooks in the office 🤣🤣🤣

[thorn lantern]

Lmao on everything 😭😭

[unborn yoke]

That’s the fantasy score pick of the day

[scarlet crow]

Thoughts

[dawn urchin]

THAT BALANCE THOUGH

[umbral zealot]

anybody like colorado vs angels nrfi?

[vocal spindle]

Why Castillo

[ionic shard]

he got that dawg in him

[dawn urchin]

Brownie for the win

[primal mountain]

This was so beautiful last night!https://x.com/MLB/status/1818143589693587779

MLB (@MLB) on X

Ketel Marte's 2-run laser brings the @Dbacks within a run in the 9th!

Twitter · Jul 30, 2024, 4:36 AM

[vocal spindle]

This a scam bruh

[humble jungle]

I GOT THE SAME PROMO

[vocal spindle]

$5 on ping pong for a promo is diabolical

[humble jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/diarrhea-has-the-runs-gif-2775232270222157206

you gonna get that today

i just wanna win something today lmfao yesterday was 6u profit

damnnn bruh

[median dawn]

Close call boys😅

[primal mountain]

Is it over for this slip?

Or do you keep going?

[dry flare]

they make you redo that one

[primal mountain]

oh good!

[dry flare]

its really all or nothing lol

you cant get reduced payouts

[primal mountain]

so pushes or voids gives you another chance

[dry flare]

yes

[vocal spindle]

@bleak mountain best batters today?

[primal mountain]

ah okay

[bleak mountain]

steer, stephenson, and marte

maybe castellanos

[vocal spindle]

Who you like more, steer or Stephenson?

[umbral zealot]

anyone like anythiny santander today?

[bleak mountain]

stephenson hes so due

[umbral zealot]

thoughts

[primal mountain]

I think it's okay....his SLG% the last 2 weeks is above .600

[umbral zealot]

u fw burnes the pitcher tdy?

[primal mountain]

no...I don't like to take pitcher props

[umbral zealot]

he has some solid stats against toronto

[primal mountain]

Is the Orioles batting order official yet?

[umbral zealot]

no but santander definitely 2 or 3

[calm plover]

is robbie ray ona count rd

td

[scarlet crow]

Man I was pissed when this was the reward

[umbral zealot]

baltimore has the highest odds to win tdy burnes can get pitcher win

[unborn yoke]

Am I’m tripping or wasn’t this at 28 earlier

[vocal spindle]

The lines always move

[unborn yoke]

Damm im to slow I left to do something and damm miss out

Oh well Micheal better not let booty Cws get ERs

[iron pebble]

Elly de la Cruz over 1.5 h+r+rbi thoughts

[primal mountain]

🙏

[limber spruce]

Pretty good but I like vlad over HRR and has been on fire and does well against burnes

[iron pebble]

Thank you 🙏

[primal mountain]

I don't know about his HRR....he's slugging .335 against Steele....

[vocal spindle]

He’s 0/8 with 6 strikeouts against Steele

[primal mountain]

If anything, if he's lucky to get on base, he's definitely going for a steal

I'd take his stolen bases

[limber spruce]

Vlad over HRR is a lock🔒

[thorn lantern]

Praying to the heavens for this one 😭

[primal mountain]

don't cash out early....go the distance

[thorn lantern]

That’s the move for now on 😭😭

[primal mountain]

He has 1 BB against Steele, though 🙂

https://tenor.com/F72j.gif

[primal mountain]

and Elly is 1/1 in stolen bases against Steele in 9 plate appearances lol

[scarlet crow]

W donation

[thorn lantern]

@primal mountain

[wicked peak]

🤞

[old haven]

How y’all feel about burnes vs Toronto?

[green karma]

I’m staying a way. He’s iffy sometimes

I like Oilers hitters against Bassist tho

[old haven]

Bassist weird. He gives up a lot of hits against Baltimore but he also gets a lot of strikeouts

But I think they hit well off him today

[thorn lantern]

Last lotto parlay 🙏🏾

[hard kraken]

First I did when I landed in Chicago was place this slip 😭

Gut feeling

[half mist]

Let’s get it

[dawn urchin]

SO MUCH SPICY FOR JOEY

[zenith crane]

Anybody got any HR locks today?

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-the-spice-spice-spice-must-flow-gif-6071362693171625335

[bleak mountain]

spencer steer

[zenith crane]

How confident?

[bleak mountain]

i mean shi

its a homer

so like 40%

[primal mountain]

Anyone got any locks? I'm tired of picking winners

[thorn lantern]

All I got is money line rn 😭

They basically made a free square no way he’s that ass 😭

[dusty jolt]

anyone here have a good slip
that qualifies for the promo?

the olympics promo

[vocal spindle]

He’s prolly only going one inning

[vocal spindle]

I used budinger and wemby

[cosmic stump]

Running this thoughts ?

[thorn lantern]

They got him as starting pitcher 😭

[dry flare]

hes never started before but i still think youre right, good chance he goes over

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HAS JOKES

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/lfg-gif-24650070

[vocal spindle]

It’s called a bullpen day

[thorn lantern]

What is that?

[vocal spindle]

I mean they could let him actually pitch a full start but likely a bullpen day

[vocal spindle]

basically instead of having a real starter pitch a full leash, they just let all the relievers pitch

And they all go about 1 inning each

[dry flare]

sometimes they let them go 2-3 and with holton i could see 2 innings. also he could very well cash in the first

[thorn lantern]

That should be cheating 😭😭 , that’s basically Gavin Williams vs the team 😭

[dry flare]

why would that be cheating?

[thorn lantern]

lol it’s not but I’m saying cheating cause if someone didn’t know baseball they would think he was pitching the whole game 😭😭

That someone is me btw 😭

[dry flare]

in terms of "if someone didnt know" are you talking mainly about the betting implications? because people shouldnt be betting on sports they don't understand

[thorn lantern]

lol your right 😭😭😭😭

[thorn lantern]

But the money is so green 😭😭

[dry flare]

but more to the point, I think the over is pretty safe, I do expect he'll play more than one inning even if he doesnt go more than 3 hes a good enough pitcher to easily get 1

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/bankroll-money-dab-money-talks-gif-5319626

[dry flare]

the payout is kinda crap tho so whatever

[thorn lantern]

To the moon then!!! 😁

[vocal spindle]

He’s pretty good at striking out for a reliever

[dry flare]

he is. and no one believed me about holmes yesterday

he got 6 and his line was spicy at 3.5 over

[cosmic stump]

Game stack

[primal mountain]

holton cashed

[vocal spindle]

Cash holton

[primal mountain]

i already said that

lmao

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/its-not-that-serious-ella-payne-house-of-payne-s9e19-its-not-that-severe-gif-27383357

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-its-super-funny-to-me-eric-cartman-south-park-s15e10-bass-to-mouth-gif-23109772

[dry flare]

oh alert: holton cashed

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-miller-new-girl-jake-johnson-funny-cocky-gif-19875700

[vocal spindle]

I think holton cashed

Holy sweat

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/sobbing-baby-crying-emotional-gif-12665488

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES SOUTH PARK

[primal mountain]

I haven't really watched too much of it

[dry flare]

i thought he was about to sell

[calm plover]

lmao

williams has as many ks as tanner had last night

[vocal spindle]

Holton really doubled his line in the first inning alone

[dry flare]

oh nvm

[primal mountain]

Holton no-hitter broken

if schneemann or hedges get a base hit, I'm going to be sick

[vocal spindle]

Holton getting smacked now

How do you even swing at this

Bro tried bunting with the bottom of his bat or something 😭

[jovial robin]

No research

Js vibes

I may be cooked

But we up

[dry flare]

howwww

[vocal spindle]

Tailing

[chrome rock]

Bro are we being serious

😭

Glasnow got like a 32% k rate bro if he dont get 4 ks ill cash app u $10

[lusty spindle]

Almost cashed second inning Ibanez sold 😭

[humble jungle]

is corbin carrol gonna get a hit today

[primal mountain]

Holton gone

good job Holton

[vocal spindle]

Holton pulled 2.2

[scarlet crow]

Y’all doing the promo?

[vocal spindle]

Surprised he only got 1 K

[vocal spindle]

I did it with budinger and wemby

[scarlet crow]

It don’t gotta hit right

[vocal spindle]

Yeah it can chalk

So I kinda just did random lines lol

Lane Thomas has a 100% strikeout rate as a guardian

Guardians have only struck out twice and both times were him lol

[viscid palm]

naylor hr

[thorn lantern]

Jose better hit the baseball Smfh

[long oracle]

Instantly cooked💀

[jovial robin]

Yup cuh

[vocal spindle]

You got me ALL the way messed up

[long oracle]

How is that even possible🤣

[thorn lantern]

That’s the other side of the world 😭

[vocal spindle]

Wanting me to hop on connecting flights for 9.25 is crazy work

[thorn lantern]

Lmao how the system ain’t catch that 😭

[flat bramble]

Gotta be a glitch

[vocal spindle]

We not gonna talk about the fact that the house pin is in the ocean??

[long oracle]

how tf🤣🤣

[thorn lantern]

Malloy just need a hit 😭

[thorn lantern]

Swimming with the food is crazy 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Deliver by 2:01 is diabolical

Cross the world in under an hour 😭😭

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoo thought you had superpowers 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

GPS better be taking me to a teleport station 😭

[thorn lantern]

Speaking of powers, anyone got reviews on the deathpool and wolverine movie?

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-instant-transmission-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-hi-gif-16715278

[scarlet crow]

Can’t pass up 9.25 tho

[vocal spindle]

Bank roll it to 9.25 mil

[ionic shard]

doing some turn twos days

[abstract citrus]

Scam picks not doing any other tacos today or what

[vocal spindle]

I saw someone had Josh Naylor under hits and bro homered

[thorn lantern]

Cmon Malloy get a mf hit already

[vocal spindle]

He bats .209 dawg

[chrome rock]

😭

[vocal spindle]

AARON JUDGE TO THE YANKEES

this trade deadline is crazy

[dry flare]

called it

[thorn lantern]

lol but he got a 75 hit rate on the head 2 head

[vocal spindle]

@lunar patio @dry flare I ran it back on Ks vs the tigers.

[dry flare]

was this the potd?

[vocal spindle]

I liked the read yesterday a lot, that was just an anomaly with 14 2-strike counts and only 2 Ks, so I ran it back at all plus money and it all hit

[vocal spindle]

There wasn’t a potd today

Didn’t feel confident on anything enough today

[dry flare]

still, good picks

[vocal spindle]

Head to head means nothing, he’s never played this pitcher

[bleak mountain]

the fuck is jose doing

fat fuck better get some bases

[devout condor]

verling is so ass

[thorn lantern]

He hasn’t been in since 2nd inning

[vocal spindle]

Gavin Williams 8 Ks, Bibee needs to be investigated

[bleak mountain]

getting owned by the tigers bullpen is nasty work

[heady hound]

corbin burnes u 5.5 ha ?

[thorn lantern]

Rameriz Ab

[bleak mountain]

ramirez chalked

new slip 🔜

[primal mountain]

these day games suck

JRam is 0-fer

[worn cloud]

Jram u suck

Jram really boutta go 0-4

[primal mountain]

WAIT

WHAT THE HELL

GAVIN WILLIAMS IS PULLED?

Did I win?

[vocal spindle]

The error saved you

[primal mountain]

what error?

[vocal spindle]

Error on an easy out to end the inning cost him 10 extra pitches

He would’ve been at 80 rn instead of 90

[primal mountain]

really? wow

The Nats traded the wrong player

they should've traded CJ

lol

[thorn lantern]

Never disrespect the H2H 😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

still meaningless

[dry flare]

what do you mean H2H if its a batter thats never faced this pitcher?

[dawn urchin]

NO YOUR ADOPTED MLB SON

[vocal spindle]

if someone is 0/10 in 10 games vs a team and then I come and pitch you think they still not getting a hit?

[vocal spindle]

He means vs the team

[dawn urchin]

JP LOVES K’s

[primal mountain]

nothing means anything in baseball

or Keith would've gone over 1.5 HRR already

LMAO

dammit

[dry flare]

H2H vs team? ? ? doesnt make sense imo

[vocal spindle]

That’s what I’m trying to tell him

[scarlet crow]

Does Pp not do tacos anymore??

[dry flare]

yeah they do why everyone asking that I've already seen 2

[primal mountain]

I haven't

LMAO

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HATES KEITH

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-guy-bud-alexander-abbott-and-costello-meet-the-invisible-man-smart-guy-bright-boy-gif-18795417

[primal mountain]

(i apologize for the pseudo-trolling in advance)

[scarlet crow]

What were they? I didn’t get any

[primal mountain]

I hate his game, I don't hate the person

[dawn urchin]

Correction JOEY HATES BASEBALL

[dry flare]

one was wemby discounted points

and theres a vote for one coming up

[dawn urchin]

Once again JOEY LOVES HIS SPONGEBOB CORRECT VIDEO

[primal mountain]

I just need Lane now LOL

[hard mist]

Let’s eat

[heady hound]

why patrick corbin ?

is he bad on the road or sum ?

[hard mist]

He just sucks in general

[primal mountain]

YES LANE

NOW STEAL 2ND!!!!

RUN LANE DAMMIT

jRAM HR

[pearl trench]

JRAM LET SGOO

[worn cloud]

LETS GO

[sly plank]

Lfggg

[worn cloud]

JRAM HAD ME NERVOUS

[primal mountain]

dammit lane, you could've stolen 2nd

[pearl trench]

i was stressing

[worn cloud]

literally sweaty af

[elder apex]

Gavin Williams not even like that

Why would he chalk my slip

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-red-easy-button-red-button-gif-4642542

[primal mountain]

how much did you win?

900?

[fathom oracle]

Clutch ramirez

[dawn urchin]

RUN LANE RUN

[thorn lantern]

Nah all my slips is 5k or better now 😭

[primal mountain]

oh, so you won 5K on that slip there?

[thorn lantern]

😭😭

Nah more games needed 🥲

[bleak mountain]

the fucking goat

[hard mist]

🤔

[restive panther]

Is this a good discount or should I wait?

[lusty spindle]

Is it the last or second taco of the day

If it’s the last it’s always the worst

[devout condor]

second

[lusty spindle]

I’d say you’re odds are good

[restive panther]

Ight

[obsidian aurora]

Thinking of throwing a $15 down on a 3 leg

Anyone got a tail ?

[crude walrus]

Wtf why is soler on the board

blud got traded

nvm u cant use him

[dry flare]

its just a glitch

[dry flare]

why would you try to bet on him if you know hes not playing 😭

[heady hound]

vlad fantasy ?

[crude walrus]

i would fade and see if ud doesnt void lmaooo

[dry flare]

ok fair enough. they would have voided fs tho

[crude walrus]

Yeah

[lusty spindle]

If this cashes I’ll send you 100$

+guererro 1.5 O

[jaunty crater]

Marte Witt Jr fantasy off the board bump incoming

[coral flicker]

What’s some good fantasys today

[jaunty crater]

Witt 10 to 11.5 and Marte 8.5 to 9.5 good value if you got it before the bumps

[primal mountain]

Colt Keith BANNED

Flex win though

[finite dock]

I think his ancient ass forgot how to read

Or you on his “vIP liST🤓”

😭

[vocal spindle]

Doesn’t seem angry to me

[primal mountain]

who's angry?

[errant tinsel]

tryna get banned lol

[primal mountain]

oh....you might need to delete this

[errant tinsel]

im winning so your help not needed lol

[dry flare]

ok

[twin socket]

Woah dat was quick

[errant tinsel]

bot dismissed

[finite dock]

@long gorge why’d you ban Joe?

[dry flare]

for the record, people were complaining about that person and then when they said "I could careless about being banned." I expected that would be the simplest solution for everyone involved. they can always appeal to edward to come back

[amber wren]

L + ratio

[abstract citrus]

This chat full of hoes

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-bozo-spongebob-squidward-gif-25129421

[obsidian aurora]

Marte 9.0 FP
Witt Jr. 10.5 FP
Watcha 5 strikes outs

All over

Thoughts ?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[amber wren]

https://tenor.com/view/bbldrizzy-drake-aubrey-graham-bbl-drizzy-gif-1325890675895782617

[abstract citrus]

Mods been on edge lately I see

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/boi-what-the-hell-boi-gif-22147158

[amber wren]

https://tenor.com/view/uzui-better-gif-24953549

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-cope-_ratio-skill-issue-canceled-gif-24148064

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/twice-laughing-laugh-nayeon-tzuyu-gif-21686501

[obsidian aurora]

Lmk 👍🏽 lol

[amber wren]

https://tenor.com/view/lilbroomstick-baku-yung-money-cash-register-gif-26354074

[abstract citrus]

SO MANY BOZOS IN HERE

[primal mountain]

https://x.com/Underdog__MLB/status/1818372948714983564

Underdog MLB (@Underdog__MLB) on X

Transaction alert: Paul DeJong to be traded to the Royals, per @Ken_Rosenthal.

Twitter · Jul 30, 2024, 7:47 PM

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-thanos-discord-reaction-react-gif-6149364169389400861

[primal mountain]

I almost put DeJong on one of my slips last night

whew

[twin socket]

Wtf

[abstract citrus]

Man the more people that get banned we never gonna get to 60k at this rate

[twin socket]

💀

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

[primal mountain]

I like the Marte and Witt picks

Wacha, OTOH, I wouldn't know....I don't like pitcher props

[obsidian aurora]

Appreciate the response G !

[twin socket]

@primal mountain where does Unc sound angry??????

[bleak mountain]

bro 😂😂 no

[lusty spindle]

Not confident? 😭

[bleak mountain]

im confident but ion need the 100

but cole being scratched ruins the slip

[lusty spindle]

Damn flex on me

[bleak mountain]

still gon cash tho

[lusty spindle]

What you thinking on Guerrero O 1.5 HRR

Tailed ur last 3 but added that

I think it’ll be chill Guerrero did well yesterday

[chrome rock]

Good value on Chris Bassett o1.5 walks at even odds

-140 or greater on every book, 78% hit rate at home and orioles 4th highest BB rate

[primal mountain]

thanks....anymore tips?

I want to win/lose on other people's picks LOL

[chrome rock]

Wacha 4.5 ks but got taken off the board

[primal mountain]

🙏

[chrome rock]

I locked it in with the discount

[finite dock]

We have a problem boss

[prisma nexus]

Just cashed a 15x 4-man hangout for the 12p game. First win of the day. Can’t post it though

How is everyone else so far

[primal mountain]

I won 75 cents

lol

[bleak mountain]

hes hot asf rn

should cash he jus needs to show up

[lusty spindle]

Big news thanks king

[finite dock]

What are y’all’s most confident picks

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES OVERS

[dawn urchin]

For the wings

[obsidian oxide]

Glasnow getting 4Ks tonight.?

[jovial robin]

Nah

He going under everyone chalking

[chrome rock]

Glasnow is like the 3rd best K pitcher in the league

[jovial robin]

I got him under 6.5

Ks

He coming off an injury

[chrome rock]

5.5 was his original line favored to go over

[scarlet saffron]

Who's hitting home runs today?

[chrome rock]

What odds did u get 6.5 at?

[obsidian oxide]

Padres a good hitting team ain’t it.?

[tall scaffold]

Bro I jus did this shit for the promo I clicked 2 random ass squares😭😭

[little gazelle]

money?

[chrome rock]

Yes top 10 recently top 5 with all their starters healthy

Heavy contact hitting team

[scarlet crow]

Is this free

[obsidian oxide]

So why he favored to go over.?

[chrome rock]

Over what?

Hits?

[obsidian oxide]

Ks

[chrome rock]

Because hes a top 5 K pitcher in the league

Hits and K's have little correlation a player can give up 5 runs and still get his original K's line or even more

[jovial robin]

He coming off an injury

He did bad last game

At most

He gets 5

[obsidian oxide]

Oh I know I just don’t want him to get pulled early.

[chrome rock]

I know but what odds did u get

[jovial robin]

Under

[chrome rock]

Like the multiplier on under 6.5

[jovial robin]

6.5 ks

0.8x

[chrome rock]

Yeah so its favored to go under

[jovial robin]

The odds are under tho lol

Im going with my gut

But i need another pick

Tryna drop a nuke 2 man

[chrome rock]

3 mans have a better payout

A 2 man got a 3x payout on your money a 3 man has a 6x , uninsured

Long term you make more profit

[chrome rock]

Yeah of course but they treat Glasnow very well on the dodgers even if he gives up runs they give him a long leash

Meaning that they will let him go to his normal pitch count because hes their ace as of this moment

They are desperate for innings

[obsidian oxide]

Bet.

I’m taking his taco on pp.

[scarlet crow]

Is it free?

Or original under better

[chrome rock]

Heres the data if yall got the prizepicks taco, 89% hit rate since 2022 and he has a much better K rate this season

[primal mountain]

wow, Brian De La Cruz got traded to Pittsburgh

so did Isiah Kiner-Fallafel

lol

[chrome rock]

Kiner been going crazy on the blue jays

We had him a few years ago and he was pretty bad

[primal mountain]

Yankees?

[scarlet crow]

I wanna take the taco but they literally bumped him up to 6 just to discount him to 4 kinda sus

[chrome rock]

yeah he was here for a few years

[primal mountain]

I saw him a couple of years ago for the Yankees

I thought he was servicable

got me green a couple of times

when I picked him

[green yoke]

Anyone know best website for fake id

[hard kraken]

First slip i placed once I reached the United States

Looking good

I got on my flight to my home state 2nd inning

His only hit was a homer aswell

[hard kraken]

Value on vlad secured before bump aswell

[scarlet crow]

Is his fantasy better or her

[hard kraken]

Fantasy

Tbh

[obsidian oxide]

Judge or Vladimir..?

[hard kraken]

Hrr low payout I click the single digit multi

[hard kraken]

Both !

Judge going yard

[vocal spindle]

Jack Flaherty to the dodgers

[primal mountain]

so did Kiermaier

why did the Doyers get Kiermaier

[nocturne sedge]

Low multiples but they cash I think 😭

Esports got me questioning everything

[bleak mountain]

fuck the dodgers

[nocturne sedge]

Oh

😭

[calm plover]

dodgers get flaherty for free to lose still

[vocal spindle]

@long gorge will there be trivia today

[dawn urchin]

The real question why not

[chrome rock]

If dodgers don’t win world series they are poverty

[finite dock]

What y’all think

[chrome rock]

Chris Bassitt is a sweat

[heady hound]

nah fr

[grand iron]

Kiermaier just got traded so is it going to void or restart?

[nocturne sedge]

Void

[ionic shard]

good move

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS GOING CRAZY WITH SLIPS

[dawn urchin]

OH MY ANOTHER SPICY SLIP

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ata-gif-4621981538367435850

[dawn urchin]

Joey must really love SpongeBob

[onyx marten]

Where’s the promossssss

[primal mountain]

I got grandkids, of course I do

[dawn urchin]

My nephews & nieces are the reason I hate Mickey Mouse clubhouse

[primal mountain]

actually one of them like Skibidi Toilet man

lol

and Siren Head

[grand spruce]

Aaron judge over 2.5?

[onyx marten]

Praying for you

[primal mountain]

You're not american if you hate Mickey Mouse

TRAITOR

lol

j/k

[dawn urchin]

Oh no I love Mickey Mouse. I JUST HATE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE… I was forced to watch way too much

[grand spruce]

Justin Steele over hits allowed

[chrome rock]

River Ray o7.5 ks at 1.5x is CRAZY WORK

[true shoal]

This valid?

[wicked peak]

No way this not free tonight

[dawn urchin]

Don’t forget about getting the freebie just $5 slip needed

Also yes I know I’m a degenerate I bet on badminton

[cloud dew]

yo anyone remember raymex

[vocal spindle]

Vlad with a hit already

[gusty lantern]

Guerrero has been on fire 🔥

[vocal spindle]

He was in here yesterday

[devout sluice]

What happened to skol stueve!?

[vocal spindle]

Yankees bases loaded

[vocal spindle]

Perm banned a while ago

Cowser leadoff single

[finite dock]

Sweating rn

[hard kraken]

Good start

First inning

[vocal spindle]

I swear my underdog live section never wants to load after I place a bet

They tryna make sure I can’t cancel or sum lol

[thorn lantern]

Cmon Adley!

[devout condor]

Same

[vocal spindle]

Santander RBI double

[primal mountain]

whoever called Santander HRR over.....good job

[vocal spindle]

Rivera 2 run homer

[pale urchin]

Love first inning greens

[vocal spindle]

I almost played it but chose Cowser instead, which would’ve cashed already if he didn’t try to steal

[primal mountain]

I took Mullins HRR

[scarlet crow]

Did vlad get a walk or a hit

[dawn urchin]

COOKING

[vocal spindle]

Bassist at 31 pitches first inning

[vocal spindle]

Single

[pearl trench]

first inning?😭

[devout condor]

Nice!!

[vocal spindle]

I lowkey shouldn’t have taken jazz, I didn’t know he was like 2/16 vs Nola with 10 strikeouts

But it still has a decent shot

[scarlet crow]

Dam vlad on every slip today🤣🙏🏾

[devout condor]

Live?

[thorn lantern]

Ya think Adley getting a hit?

[vocal spindle]

No I placed these this morning

I don’t think you even can live bet on cb

[finite dock]

Cole got scratched?

[vocal spindle]

This is so lucky lol

Nola sold it but it voided

[thorn lantern]

I need Adley to put the baseball to the moon 😭😭

[scarlet crow]

For the promo do we bet on soccer tab or osoccer

[devout condor]

Damn realmuto got a hit almost took his under

[vocal spindle]

Justin Turner RBI double

[patent moon]

Burnes going crazy

[vocal spindle]

Cash the YRFI, slip stays alive

[dawn urchin]

Got 2 NRFI slips waiting for some games here soon

[wise thistle]

This is actually broken it’s like using 2 tacos in one line

Glasnow goblin is the same as his Taco you mix that with the Durant taco 2 tacos at once

[vocal spindle]

Austin hays 3 run homer

[restive panther]

Burnes under ftps chalked

[vocal spindle]

Don’t say that yet

[restive panther]

He at 21

[vocal spindle]

I celebrated too early last time and he chalked it in the 8th

After he was already over

[restive panther]

With little pitches

[vocal spindle]

He can still give up runs

[restive panther]

Needs to give up hella runs

[vocal spindle]

Ramon Urias solo homer

[vocal spindle]

Not really

CASH COWSER HRR

[restive panther]

Gonna get 6 ftps from getting a win

[vocal ravine]

anyone got a slip?

[vocal spindle]

UD is 5

And he’s not guaranteed the win

The game isn’t over in the 3rd inning please simmer down dawg

Bassitt 55 pitches 2 ip

[vocal ravine]

@vocal spindle you got a slip?

[patent moon]

Cash Gunnar

[hard kraken]

BANG HUDGE

JUDGE

BASES

[lusty spindle]

bassitt is shit or what

[vocal spindle]

All in progress

[lusty spindle]

why did i take bassit over 3.5 strikeouts 😭

[vocal spindle]

Jazz robbed

That foul ball was fair

[dawn urchin]

JP ISSUED REVIEW

[vocal spindle]

CASH STEPHENSON

[primal mountain]

ugh

[obsidian oxide]

Why is Vladimir swinging at that smh.

[hard kraken]

PLS WALK VLAD

[vocal spindle]

Vladimir walked

[hard kraken]

LFG

GOOD

[frosty ledge]

I just need Bryce

[hard kraken]

I was going to put $5 on this

Slip

💀

Vlad could potentially cash fantasy right here with a run

[vocal spindle]

Vlad run

[hard kraken]

He’s quick

Oh shit

Cash it

Than

😭😭

[lusty spindle]

bro got beamed by that pitch

yikes

[vocal spindle]

Swanson just hit a 400 foot double

Manager challenging for a home run

Challenge lost

Gleybor Torres 400 foot fly out

[finite dock]

Why does vladdy jr only have 6 fps

Didnt he score a run

[forest cave]

Yeah it’s cashed they just slow updating it

[finite dock]

Nvm just updated

[lusty spindle]

Think it just pdated

yeah

[grim shore]

anybody got picks for tn?

[sly plank]

How many pitch is Burnes at rn?

[bleak mountain]

fuck baseball

[finite dock]

Volpe double

Shouldve bet him instesd of fraudsoto

[vocal spindle]

What was Nola’s fantasy line at

Espinal 2 run homer

[lusty spindle]

what happened lmfao

[bleak mountain]

idk

[lusty spindle]

worried on that castellanos pick rn

[lunar patio]

lmao

[sage kite]

Steele getting cooked

[vocal spindle]

Mullins just got a run

[primal mountain]

YES MULLINS!

Mullins HRR 🎯

[dawn urchin]

JOEY YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[primal mountain]

IT'S TINMAN'S WINNING TIME

[dawn urchin]

Oh I don’t know about that I’ve been hot garbage recently

[primal mountain]

stats provider communication link to UD is slow today

[vocal spindle]

Stephenson RBI single

[primal mountain]

Probably got affected by that Azure outage

[simple wagon]

Y'all think ohtani cooking today?

[vocal spindle]

I have the Scherzer and Lynn one as well

[primal mountain]

I hope so

[simple wagon]

Over 2.5 hrr?

[dawn urchin]

Hopefully the game starts soon in a bit of a rain delay

[dawn urchin]

Another outage?

[primal mountain]

yeah....it was global

This time it affected Microsoft's Azure

[dawn urchin]

DID IT IMPACT YOUR STARBUCKS MOBILE ORDERING?!? That’s the real concern

[primal mountain]

YES IT DID

I had to go in and order at the counter

[dawn urchin]

Poor Joey

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-seinfeld-truth-buddy-kramer-gif-23789643

[lusty spindle]

@bleak mountain Castellanos is selling

[finite dock]

Orioles are so sorry man always getting K’d at 3 balls

JUST TAKE YOUR WALK BRO

[vocal spindle]

Morel first homer as a Ray

[primal mountain]

Brandon Lowe has the highest OPS on the team, and he's failed

[vocal spindle]

All 3 of those strikes were in the zone dawg

[finite dock]

He cash?

[vocal spindle]

Cash yoshida

DEVERS 3 RUN HOMER

I was so close to taking Castillo under lol

Took yoshida over instead tho so it worked out

[bleak mountain]

hes making good contact jus unlucky

[finite dock]

As of rn I’m chilling

[bleak mountain]

hit a sinker down the middle but started falling to early

[lusty spindle]

hopefully can get a run + RBI

[vocal spindle]

Steer is the one that’s actually selling so far lol

[finite dock]

I’m have a good sleep 😂😂

[lusty spindle]

hit + rbi i mean

[bleak mountain]

and he almost hit a rbi double but grisham fatass ran to catch it

[vocal spindle]

Burnes back to back Ks

[bleak mountain]

please casty

i need some bombs away

[lusty spindle]

RS

[bleak mountain]

didnt even peep that