┆⚾・baseball

[thin ermine]

That was a sweat

[static summit]

Pp

[dawn urchin]

HE GOT THAT DAWG

[primal mountain]

Volpe just needs to leave baseball

he's terrible

[vocal spindle]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[primal mountain]

🤣

[umbral zealot]

does o’neil still get to bat 9th inning

[sly plank]

Yep, up against left hand pitcher

https://tenor.com/view/sad-emoji-gif-25749073

[pliant gust]

K

[umbral zealot]

i’m done wit baseball

[analog apex]

Watch he go crazy next game

[primal mountain]

he's banned

[umbral zealot]

BANNED

from now on i only bet on oakland hitters against the angels

[dawn urchin]

Nobody is banned on joeys banned list like Showtime & Mookie

[primal mountain]

he's on the no-fly list then

[dawn urchin]

Can’t forget about Jimmy over class of his own

[primal mountain]

he's Cargo Hold Jimmy

He always travels UNDER

lol

Please Volpe, hit a HR

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES PUNNY JOKES

[cloud dew]

redsox comeback coming

[random dagger]

Is DJ DNP still?

[finite dock]

1 hrr rn

[random dagger]

Says anyone that doesn’t start is automatically dnp in rules

[finite dock]

Tanner got 18 but it’s red he played the whole 6inngs

[cloud dew]

they better fix houck

i dmed someone

[civic inlet]

Any of yall use fliff ?

[finite dock]

Saw someone use some other app he had 18

[scarlet crow]

Yea

[finite dock]

Shouldve just trusted myself from the start 🫡

[cloud dew]

should be graded soon

js talked to support

[finite dock]

Thank god for extra innings

[cloud dew]

@finite dock

[civic inlet]

You fw it? is it a solid sportsbook ? Im thinkin bout tappin im

[finite dock]

PrizePicks updated it to 18

[finite dock]

Im tripping cause it said 10th inning whoops

Checked on my bet in the 8th thought it wouldnt hit guess i was wrong

So we should be g if anyone else had it

[scarlet crow]

Yea it’s cool I like it cause they give free money and you can make straight bets

So if you got one good play you don’t gotta find a pair

[toxic fulcrum]

uhm

[civic inlet]

Bet ! Preciate it 🙏🏽

[toxic fulcrum]

i swear tanner houck got 18 outs right? he went all 6 innings

i fs am, cuz im confused ash

[tulip lion]

Today was a horrible day for good hitters 0-4 Hotahni 1-5 Fitz

[toxic fulcrum]

underdog said bro got 17 and marked it red for me 💀

now idk what going on

[tulip lion]

I’m in California no sports book ;///

[finite dock]

The tanner over pos got the streets stressin

[cloud dew]

there gonna change it

[toxic fulcrum]

oh its not jus me?

[cloud dew]

it ws a mistake on the grading team

[toxic fulcrum]

defund them bruh

[cloud dew]

lmao na fr

[strong cloak]

ive never been so caught off guard with a you won notification

[grand iron]

I know that jazz bet had you sweatin for the first 8 innings 💀

[strong cloak]

i checked after 7 innings and saw he wasnt due up again unless 2+ hits occurred and just figured it was over lol

[finite dock]

Ong judge had 10fp in seemingly his last ab and i thought devers had his last ab in the 8th when i needed a single

[little spruce]

I turned the game off in the 7-8th inning jazz actually got a hit? 🤣🤣🤣

Amy 7-8 man plays have been terrible this whole week. Hoping to rebound tomorrow

[visual bane]

Why did all my slips with Houck higher than 17.5 outs miss when he had 18?

[vocal spindle]

They’ll fix it

[dense mantle]

Did you get expert?

[finite dock]

36 cents is fucking insanity

[finite dock]

8 bets and 0.36¢ won woohoo

[rancid oak]

profit

[livid niche]

Why everyone taking Corey Seager bases tmr,, he got a good matchup or sum?

[analog apex]

Ig cuz the pitcher isn’t good

[clever fiber]

Bc he's outta his slump and has been hitting again

[clever otter]

Fake

[chrome rock]

W week

[cloud dew]

dis tradh ah app needa change houck and give us a promo for it tmr

lol

[chrome rock]

They still haven’t graded his outs? God damn

[cloud dew]

no beuh

[mint bramble]

Yo what was score of a’s game?

How many k’s mitch have?

[acoustic zephyr]

8-6

Angels win

[acoustic zephyr]

Mitch?

Uh

Idk Wheeler against the Yankees seems sus

But

Seems good

Judge is 0-5 against Wheeler tho

Lmao

[fringe bolt]

Do u have Fliff?

[vocal spindle]

They said they were gonna pick August 1st

If I had to guess, I’d say I probably won’t.

[mint bramble]

Keller

[vocal spindle]

I like pinnacle for the sharpest odds

[mint bramble]

How many k keller have today?

[vocal spindle]

All books do

[mint bramble]

Did judge get a hit today

[vocal spindle]

Pinnacle is illegal in my area to bet on

But still good for looking at odds

Especially if you line shop with it and catch UD or another platform sleeping on the odds you can get some serious value

I wonder why it’s not there

Fliff has odds although they’re bad odds

[mint bramble]

Judge homer today?

[vocal spindle]

if I was you I’d just check some books

[fringe bolt]

U guys like nrfi for det cle game

[mint bramble]

My wifi shit cant look

[vocal spindle]

They’re illegal in my state so I can’t check for you

I only got DFS in my state

[hard mist]

GG 😭💔

[mint bramble]

Yall some hoes

Did keller cash k’s

Wifi busted

Cant

U look 4 me n1gga

Bruh

No data or wifi

[dense mantle]

🤡

[mint bramble]

Lmk sum

[fringe bolt]

What was it

[dense mantle]

Richie James?

[fringe bolt]

He had 6 Ks

[junior aspen]

Did Hunter Greene hit fantasy points today?

[mint bramble]

Did judge get a hit today

[fringe bolt]

Yes

[mint bramble]

And did sf win?

[fringe bolt]

Yes

[mint bramble]

Cant get on my app but cash the lay i believe boys

🥶🥶🥶

[dense mantle]

How tf you on discord?

@‘ao

Lmaoo

[mint bramble]

G shit

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-day-are-you-ready-for-some-football-gif-16278812894835706568

[mint bramble]

They cut the wifi

[dense mantle]

Then how are you on discord

[junior aspen]

Asking the real questions

[nocturne sedge]

😂😂

[blazing tulip]

when did eflin get traded to the orioles?

[pearl spire]

Last week I think

Eflin gon cook tho everyone been doing well in their debuts

[deep glacier]

judge over walks ?

[scarlet crow]

Who got the late night plays

[shrewd canopy]

Not me, still thinking about my L

[scarlet crow]

Tomorrow a new day🤞🏾

[static summit]

Papa has a good play

Rn

When it drops

[chrome rock]

Not vs wheeler

[static summit]

Hes gonna k every at bat

[chrome rock]

Unfortunately probably will

[static summit]

Ik he will

Brudder is 0/5 vs him

[wicked peak]

The one time I try to use Butler 😕

[dry flare]

😭

[scarlet crow]

Love to see it🙃

[dry flare]

still havent seen anyone get 11/11

seen a few 10/11s tho 😭

[scarlet crow]

Yea Atleast I lost at 3/11 and not 10/11

I’d retire if I lost at 10/11

[dry flare]

yeah that must be the worst feeling

[bronze pond]

does anyone know where i can find a google docs template for keeping track of my own bets through a system and whatnot?

cba to make my own

[humble jungle]

you have pikkit?

[bronze pond]

is that free

[humble jungle]

ya i’ll dm you

fs is out

[vocal spindle]

Why are there no strikeout lines

[vocal spindle]

soon

[humble jungle]

lmfao they gonna take away skenes or his fs whenever the drop k lines

[burnt juniper]

Does Skenes go o18.5 outs or under?

[humble jungle]

he’s gonna get 18.4

why is skenes not getting bumped like crazy today

[limber fjord]

Yankees mL??

[vocal spindle]

He did get bumped crazy

But it’s also the Astros

And he’s likely not getting a win

[humble jungle]

ah ok

what was he at before 40.5

[pliant gust]

37.5

[humble jungle]

wtf how i was refreshing for like 30 fkn minutes

[pliant gust]

This might help you. I add the players I know I wanna use to my favorites so I immediately see when fantasy pops up

[thorn lantern]

Pain

For 4k too 😭😭

[wicked peak]

Right !

[civic epoch]

@thorn lantern you like wilyer or tyler o’neil today?

[tribal imp]

players play better in game 1 or 2 in doubleheaders ?

[bleak mountain]

2

[tribal imp]

why you say that

[bleak mountain]

their alr warmed up n shit

and usually the pitching in double headers is worse

[primal mountain]

O'Neill sucked booty yesterday

[civic epoch]

yeah 0-4

i think he bounce back

[vocal spindle]

How are these fair odds LOL

[humble jungle]

what’s 1 good hitter prop you like

[primal mountain]

lemme look, and I'll get back to you

[humble jungle]

ok bet appreciate it

[humble jungle]

i took some of your props from yesterday i got so close tho omg

[primal mountain]

me too! 😭

[humble jungle]

NOOOOOOOO that’s brutal

[primal mountain]

won some couch change though LOL

[humble jungle]

hell ya lmfao

[humble jungle]

i dm you see if you approve of that prop

[scarlet crow]

Another day another streak attempt

[vocal spindle]

@lunar patio play of the day coming up

[umbral zealot]

anyone think aaron judge or juan soto get walked tdy?

[lunar patio]

bet

[hasty brook]

🫣

[vocal spindle]

Play of the day, 10/12 on play of the days so far

[lunar patio]

👀👀

[bleak mountain]

bibee gonna have dick pains in the dugout

[hasty brook]

Ayo huh

[valid mortar]

are you really 10/12??

😳

[vocal spindle]

@lunar patio Bibee this season vs the guardians had 8 Ks in 7 innings, and 4 Ks in a game he was playing through discomfort and only pitched 60 pitches,

Tigers have been striking out a ton recently, especially to right handers with Ober having 11 Ks, Joe Ryan having 8 Ks, Pablo Lopez having 7, Gavin Williams having 9, Carrasco having 6, Kikuchi having 8 and Bassitt having 6.

Every pitcher to pitch more than 70 pitches has gone over this line against the tigers since all star break, except Gausman who ended at 5.

Bibee also has the highest K Rate out of every pitcher that’s went over.

[vocal spindle]

Yeah you can search in this chat and check all of them

No partial payout plays

[hasty brook]

What you playing it with

I'm looking at skenes

[lunar patio]

@vocal spindle what pitcher we like more

logan or nick

[vocal spindle]

Tigers also struck out 9.4 times a game since all star break when the starter pitches more than 70 pitches.

[vocal spindle]

Logan who

Oh Gilbert?

I played Gilbert Ks bc Boston had had a hot bat recently and he’s a rightie so anything else scares me

Mariners also have had a hot bat

[vocal spindle]

Skenes is usually solid

[vocal spindle]

Also on my play of the days, I don’t do any obvious picks, so no Skenes overs or anything like that, it’s all been pretty underrated picks I don’t typically see anyone else on.

[hasty brook]

I'm thinking fantasy points just to cover all the bases tbh

[broken dove]

How much is his fanasty

[vocal spindle]

I took it but it scares me a lil bit bc I don’t think he gets the win. And Astros strike out the least in the MLB

Bryan Reynolds is out and pirates can’t bat

[hasty brook]

Ahhhh damn

Hmmm can't figure out a good pick to lair it with

[bleak mountain]

batting .363 vs pivetta. he smacking one

.352 vs lefties

[lunar patio]

bet

[hasty brook]

What app is that

[lunar patio]

thanks

stats muse

[hasty brook]

Thanks

You paying for the premium?

Lmao what's with the skull reacts

[bleak mountain]

what premium

[lunar patio]

nah lmao

use it for the free

[umbral zealot]

anyone like sea vs boston nrfi?

[hasty brook]

Thoughts 🤔

[open gyro]

Why is Vladimir Guerrero not listed for a home run? @underdog

[vocal spindle]

nice tag

[sage kite]

Bibee is a goofy ass name

[hasty brook]

Fr

[sage kite]

What yall think about Bobby Witt jr today?

[vocal spindle]

He’s not listed for a single actual line

[vocal spindle]

Bobby Can’t Hitt Jr. is washed

[sage kite]

His .5 hits is boosted on chalkboard today but u can never trust those plays so idk

[open gyro]

Why not ?

[vocal spindle]

He does own flexen tho

[open gyro]

Why is Vladimir not have any listed ?

Everybody slam Vladimir since they are scared to throw the line up

Lemme give you guys + EV
VLADAMIR GEURRO JR
ELLY DE LA CRUZ
Cal REIGH

HR

[vocal spindle]

lol no

[dry flare]

vlad, you only sell when i take you

[tacit thicket]

Why I can’t send pictures

[sage kite]

He came in clutch when I bet on him last week

Last at bat I needed a double from him and he homered🙏🏻

[vocal spindle]

anyone wanna collab on a streak

[dry flare]

try now

[sage kite]

Luis gil over 14.5 outs alternate boost on chalkboard?

What yall think

[vocal spindle]

take it back away

jkjk

[dry flare]

who killed your streak i never saw who

[vocal spindle]

Teoscar

[tacit thicket]

Thank u

[vocal spindle]

He’s permanently banned

[bleak mountain]

.625 vs flexen

im thinking

homer

[vocal spindle]

.100 against his brother in law 😭

home run derby was so awful

[tacit thicket]

Someone tell me am I a fool on anything ? Or am I too safe

[vocal spindle]

Idk about elly tbh

[bleak mountain]

bobby hasnt hit a homer in 8 games

if hes not hitting a homer hes getting close

like ground rule double

[vocal spindle]

his lines are juiced to the ceiling tho

I would’ve taken it if his tb wasn’t 2.5

[tacit thicket]

Skeenes is just due to have a bad game tbh

[sage kite]

Where did u get that elly free square?

[vocal spindle]

Someone says this every single week

[sage kite]

Are u a new UD user?

[bleak mountain]

take his fantasy

[dry flare]

and someday, they will be right (sorry its just true) but im not taking him under lol

[vocal spindle]

eventually

[tacit thicket]

I mean I’ve had like my account for a couple months don’t usual play on it tho

[sage kite]

It’s not worth the .65x to find out

[vocal spindle]

But is it worth going 1/20 to eventually be right?

[vocal spindle]

ngl he definitely going under 8.5 Ks

Astros strike out the least in the MLB

[sage kite]

Paul skenes tho🤤

[vocal spindle]

Skenes passed Reynaldo for lowest era out of all starters

[tacit thicket]

The astros just seem good to me tdy

Good lil 4 game winning streak but idk

Maybe they sell today and skeenes get 50 ks

[vocal spindle]

I hate the Astros

They suck

Astros are pathetic

Actual garbage

Screw the Astros

Worst team in the MLB

By far

[fallen kiln]

Skenes has yet to show any real bad weaknesses

[sage kite]

😢

[vocal spindle]

every single player on the Astros sucks

Astros are genuine buns

Astros should get sent down to single A

[fallen kiln]

I'd expect him to give up a homer or two

And that's about it

[vocal spindle]

Astros would go 0-162 in little league

[tacit thicket]

😭😭

[vocal spindle]

has he beat the leadoff homer allegations?

He gave up a leadoff homer in like 4 straight starts earlier this season lol

I bet I could find 9 Uber drivers who could destroy the Astros

Astros wouldn’t win a game in KBO

[fallen kiln]

Has he quit throwing a 97mph fastball down the pipe for his first pitch?

[vocal spindle]

Astros should just be removed from baseball completely

Remove them from all the history books as well

And erase them from everyone’s memory

We would be better off if the Astros never existed

[glacial oriole]

Can’t wait for everyone to get mad when underdog drops nfl discounts today

[weak stag]

🤞🏻

[vocal spindle]

$1 8 man home run slip

Just to get it off my screen

[dry flare]

hey at least they gave us a schedule of promos so people wouldnt be asking every day

[bleak mountain]

so free

hitters day

[dry flare]

@vocal spindle i put your potd with my potd 🙏

[vocal spindle]

What’s your POTD

[bleak mountain]

chalk

[dry flare]

#┊🏀・basketball-picks message

[sage kite]

4 strikeouts is crazy work

Is he that bad?

[dry flare]

not at all

[bleak mountain]

grant holmes

are we serious

[vocal spindle]

He’s typically a reliever

And a good one

[dry flare]

yes

[vocal spindle]

21 Ks in 23.1 innings

[sage kite]

Wait I thought he was a batter and u we’re taking him to get 4 strikeouts nvm im stupid

[dry flare]

lol

[bleak mountain]

ill pop out ass naked if he hits that

[dry flare]

istg sometimes this chat surprises me in the worst ways

[thorn lantern]

🙏🏾

I can’t wait to get back to UD 🥲 - hopefully to relive my limit by next month 🥲

[vocal spindle]

Yall that put limits or self exclude just to go bet on another platform are so weird to me

[rare mulch]

💀💀

[thorn lantern]

Lmao I didn’t even know it was on 😭😭😭

[thorn lantern]

I basically shot myself in the foot 😭

[vocal spindle]

It’s prolly on for a good reason

[thorn lantern]

Nah the fake slip I made yesterday dead hit 🥲

[vocal spindle]

@dry flare

[rare mulch]

More nfl discounts 💀

[thorn lantern]

Your not your losing with us 😭

[rare mulch]

This isn’t real?

[bleak mountain]

like do yall realize

[vocal spindle]

Nobody wants NFL discounts smh

[rare mulch]

7 discounts sitting on the screen for a month

[bleak mountain]

we dont want these

[finite dock]

@long gorge When we hit 60K is the promo gonna be week 1 as well?

[sage kite]

NFL discounts bro

[vocal spindle]

And then once nfl week 1 comes around they gonna send us NBA discounts for a month later

[sage kite]

Not using them

[thorn lantern]

That’s how I be feeling 😭

[vocal spindle]

And once NBA starts we gonna get baseball spring training discounts

[sick vine]

Can we for the love of god stop getting nfl promos

[rare mulch]

Imagine they all chalk 💀 besides 1

[bleak mountain]

@long gorge yall not taking my money

[sick vine]

Is this what’s gonna happen for a whole month

We just not getting any promos no more for now ?!

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/care-to-share-mike-mclusky-jeremy-renner-mayor-of-kingstown-would-you-mind-sharing-that-gif-24475906

[unique hare]

They literally told you this

[rare mulch]

they don’t want nfl discounts… give them some more

[bleak mountain]

JOSH ALLEN

[sick vine]

Joke man, I didn’t see this. Absolute joke

[scarlet crow]

Did they not see the reaction the first time they did this…

[bleak mountain]

idgaf i dont want these

[scarlet crow]

??????

[unique hare]

Fr

[scarlet crow]

W Donation?

[vocal spindle]

Marketing team off a perc

[bleak mountain]

yes

[vocal spindle]

Go react to this in #┊💌・product-feedback if you don’t want NFL promos

[bleak mountain]

na they dont gaf

as long as we keep using they app they wont care

[vocal spindle]

And everyone on Twitter responded saying they didn’t want that crap

I remember I used to use UD bc it had good discounts and promos

[valid mortar]

do we get refunded if players are injured before the game?

long loan lol

[bleak mountain]

riot?

only one office

broke asf

[scarlet crow]

Nah fax. The fall off gotta be studied

[sick vine]

Now I have to play on another app again for a week 😂

[vocal spindle]

Watch his last leg chalk

[bleak mountain]

i know for a fact edward be swimming in it

[sick vine]

Forgot to tell u I woke up a few days ago with $25 random in my account 😂

[vocal spindle]

so you’re telling me these promos are $10 max?? YOU HAVE ME WAITING 2 MONTHS FOR $30?????

And they can still chalk

Smh

So pissed I couldn’t type

[sick vine]

Another week of staring at crap man smh

[sage kite]

Now everytime I open the app I’m gonna have these bums staring at me asking to donate to UD

[umbral zealot]

anyone like judge batter walks?

[bleak mountain]

yall ever heard of pdq

shit good asf

[vocal spindle]

These NFL promos are the equivalent of shaking a cup at everyone that opens the app

[sick vine]

ong lol

[vocal spindle]

If it was at least like $100 max and some actual decent discounts, then MAYBE it would be alright. But this crap is actually pathetic

[sick vine]

Last time we were angry about something like this they doubled down and released another all wnba promos 💀😂😂😂

That went what 1-8 ? 😂

[bleak mountain]

@long gorge change them now

[abstract citrus]

Bro can I know why this FUCK ASS APP KEEPS DROPPING SHITTY ASS DISCOUNTS THAT DONT START FOR ANOTHER MONTH?!?!? someone explain…

[vocal spindle]

WNBA promos ain’t even that bad, but ALL STAR???

[umbral zealot]

✅ or ❌

[bleak mountain]

60% chance

he gets walked every game

[long gorge]

Quit pinging me with your random jokes 😭

[abstract citrus]

I’m not even currently betting. I just wanna know why they like it?

[bleak mountain]

im being fr

[vocal spindle]

First they ban unc, then they do this dumb nfl crap

[bleak mountain]

these discounts kinda ass

[umbral zealot]

ik zack wheeler walks 1-2 a game especially against good teams

[abstract citrus]

Why do they think nfl discounts are the smart thing to do rn? Why would you save these atleast until preseason drops

[sick vine]

Cause then they use ur money that is pending to pay others. It’s what banks do when u deposit at the atm

They use that to money to make them money

[unique hare]

Keeps people betting longterm

[abstract citrus]

🫤 UD got more than enough money to not drop this stupid shit

[vocal spindle]

You not gonna quit if you have a parlay that’s 4/5 with a discount waiting to cash

[sick vine]

I honestly would rather not see no promo then to see the nfl ones 😂

Can u remove my name from nfl promos ? 😂

[dry flare]

yeah someone tell UD im not taking tau so they can go ahead and expire that

[abstract citrus]

They deleted my post

Nice

[unique hare]

That word is offensive to my people

[vocal spindle]

Fire the marketing team

[long gorge]

Don’t use screenshots to evade the filter

[abstract citrus]

🫤

[long gorge]

Yeah you just avoided the filter

[dry flare]

why are you acting like this?

[abstract citrus]

I just wanna know why 😂😂 everyone sends screenshots evading the filter.

Nothing new

[long gorge]

Report them

[dry flare]

doesnt make it right

[abstract citrus]

Aright bro.

[dry flare]

you know what happened the last time i saw someone use that word and edward wasnt here?

[sick vine]

I missed whatever happened while I was crying 😂😂😂

[vocal spindle]

Tell em’ PotatoFish!

😭😭

[unique hare]

Theyre dead arent they

[vocal spindle]

He killed em

[dry flare]

i muted them and then edward showed up and banned them 🤣

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/stressed-pony-my-little-pony-death-buried-gif-16383825

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[vocal spindle]

Favorite gif

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/x3-gif-24301743

[vocal spindle]

But know who should really be banned?

Whoever approved these nfl discounts

[dry flare]

this is mine but it doesnt fit on this server

[umbral zealot]

anyone think they have a lock tdy?

[vocal spindle]

What’s worse about these discounts is that it’s probably just gonna end up being the regular line by the time the season rolls around bc of bumps

Not even a discount

[dry flare]

at UD, when you approve a promo like this, you get a promo (in their job)

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/lenguita-creepy-weird-gif-17222265

[dry flare]

well im going to have nightmares

[umbral zealot]

y😭

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-beans-gif-25040208

[dry flare]

im not even alseep and im already having nightmares now, thanks

[finite dock]

We gonna get a super bowl promo by the time we reach 60K

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[unique hare]

2028 lebron Olympics discount

[vocal spindle]

If we hit 60k today we still getting a Super Bowl promo 😭😭

[dry flare]

whats all this negativity?

[vocal spindle]

2040 Zhuri James Olympic discount

[finite dock]

lebron jr

[unique hare]

I appreciate the math being right on this

[sick vine]

No you are mistaken. It will be a World Cup promo 💀

[umbral zealot]

2038 Duece Tatum Conference finals discount

[dry flare]

how long until bronny has a son who can play for the nba?

[finite dock]

every other app is offering discounts and promos almost every day and when UD offers one it gets played in 2 months

[vocal spindle]

2066 Deuce Tatum Jr. Eastern Conference Semifinals discount

[dry flare]

and then it gets DNP because injury

[lavish island]

When are we getting baseball promos back

[vocal spindle]

Lebron gonna be the first player to play with their grandson

[lavish island]

Like nfl is ass nobody watches that

[sick vine]

Forget about it 😂

[umbral zealot]

ok buddy

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/head-shake-no-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-gif-14636085

[vocal spindle]

with these promos we getting, our slips might outlive us 😭😭

[finite dock]

2046 Lebron James. III summer league free square 🙏

[scarlet crow]

What’s the potd gang

[abstract citrus]

The discounts don’t make sense

[vocal spindle]

We ain’t getting no free square

[dry flare]

they posted the olympic promo schedule through aug 5, theres no MLB on it

[royal wedge]

We all gotta be dead before then

[sick vine]

We should be thankful that UD doesn’t want our money 😂

[abstract citrus]

Ok now your wrong

[unique hare]

"my son, I leave you with my ud account"

[vocal spindle]

Yo we is NOT hating with you bro

[vocal spindle]

Joey’s grandkid gonna inherit his promo slip

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/bam-rap-bam-bamboomrap-yeezus-bam-yeezus-gif-25991379

[scarlet crow]

POTD???

[abstract citrus]

You can die on that island alone

[scarlet crow]

Nba>>>>

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-peepo-clown-gif-20274809

[vocal spindle]

@scarlet crow

[dry flare]

i just put my account in a trust so my next of kin can inherit the $10 slip that will chalk after im dead

[lavish island]

Ok ima stop with the rage baiting

[vocal spindle]

@scarlet crow

[finite dock]

Caleb Love March Madness discount for 60K 🔥🔥

[sick vine]

Y’all play on any other apps that has a promo for today ? Lmk 💪🏻❤️

[finite dock]

Betr has one I think

Boom might

[vocal spindle]

Horrible on UDs part

[half birch]

Happy skenes day everyone

[scarlet crow]

Next promo for 2028 Olympics 🔥🔥

[abstract citrus]

Any other app

[vocal spindle]

We ain’t gonna act like we didn’t just hear bro say that no one watches NFL

[abstract citrus]

Said he was rage baiting

[vocal spindle]

lol

[half birch]

It’s rage bait

[dry flare]

tbh i dont even want to bet on the olypmics i think ive been doing it just out of boredom

[vocal spindle]

Like 90% of us are in here for NFL

[vocal spindle]

I’m not touching Olympic discounts

I don’t care to watch the Olympics tbh

[unique hare]

Ive only bet on tennis olympics

Which is basically french open part 2

[dry flare]

staying on-brand lol

[unique hare]

Yup lol

[sick vine]

Now this! This is what I like to see!! 🤩🤩🤩

[dry flare]

i want to know who bet on things like surfing tho lol

[abstract citrus]

Edward is an uptown girl

[unique hare]

Someone in tennis chat posted a handball win

[abstract citrus]

Bro be coming in here to shut us down n get back to work

[dry flare]

i knew someone who tried out for the US team, they didnt make it. if i hadnt known them i wouldnt even know what handball is

[vocal spindle]

Where

[unique hare]

Edward getting too much slack man hes just following the rules

[vocal spindle]

Indian Water Polo is actually free

[unique hare]

Handball is pretty big here actually

[sick vine]

Betr! Apparently EVERYTIME he pitch, they release that!

[dry flare]

people blame/@ edward with the most annoying stuff. like do people even know what his job is? its not to make promos

[vocal spindle]

I can’t use betr lol

[vocal spindle]

Exactly

[umbral zealot]

anybody like eovaldi today??

[unique hare]

And he let us say gradey dick

I love dick

Wait no

[finite dock]

Our build up to the first game of the 2044 olympics continues 🤝

Pick your Team USA Olympic Discount in-app!

Deuce Tatum Jr. 16.5 ➡️ 10.5 points
Lebron James III. 11.5 ➡️ 7.5 points
Anthony Edwards Jr. 20.5 ➡️ 15.5 points
Cannon Curry 14.5 ➡️ 9.5 points

Who ya got?
🇦 Tatum
🇧 James
🇨 Edwards
🇩 Curry

@everyone

[unique hare]

I will sacrifice myself for the joke

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/android-android-users-android-users-be-like-android-osu-osu-lock-gif-18882140

[sick vine]

Deuce a lock

[scarlet crow]

Taking C🔥

[hard mist]

I’m crazy 🫰

[sick vine]

Statmuse backs deuce to hit easily 😂

[finite dock]

Why do I feel like they would lowkey release this tomorrow

[dry flare]

you are, should have included grant holmes

[vocal spindle]

Deuce has never went under that line

[finite dock]

Gimme Cannon

[hard mist]

Higher or lower ?

[dry flare]

his 3.5Ks over is a pepper

[vocal spindle]

@dry flare why did you release NFL discounts bro

[dry flare]

cause i wanted a promotion (working for UD)

@unique hare how was this never deleted?

[vocal spindle]

@copper birch fire him

[unique hare]

Edward liked it

[vocal spindle]

Most people in this discord weren’t even here for this comment 😭😭

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/george-lopez-confused-unsure-eh-meh-gif-17561709

[unique hare]

😘

[half birch]

Dick is my favorite

NBA player

[unique hare]

Was gonna say same but you clarified

[dry flare]

yall just want to be blackmailed someday

[vocal spindle]

How old are we 😭

[unique hare]

Dick jokes are timeless

[dry flare]

its true, but they arent ageless and thats @vocal spindle 's point

[unique hare]

Joey doesnt indulge in the phallic discourse

Maybe once i hit 50

[dry flare]

ok when the 60k discord promo cashes i expect you to stop lol

[sage kite]

Need pair for eovaldi over 4.5 ks

[scarlet crow]

Wheeler under 2.5 era

[vocal spindle]

If it chalks, UD might never hear the end of it

[vocal spindle]

Ben rice 2 run homer and Jazz stealing home

[dry flare]

i think the discord ones are free squares right?

[vocal spindle]

I think so

watch em pull a bijan

[dry flare]

they will green it i trust

discord userbase probably about 1/10th the total UD userbase so its not even that much money compared to a public free square

[dusty jolt]

are there disocunts today?

[sick vine]

Yea on other apps

[dusty jolt]

which ones

[sick vine]

Betr has a 0.5k Skenes promo

[dusty jolt]

damn betr is 19+ right

[vocal spindle]

21

[sick vine]

I think so

[dusty jolt]

shit its 21

3 more years

😭

[vocal spindle]

youngin

[dusty jolt]

NO FCKING WAY

tell me why i open underdog

and theres more nfl discounts

😭

[dry flare]

😂

[dusty jolt]

bro this cant be real

they have to be trolling

TS IS 1.5 MONTHS OUT BRO

LMAO

like yall are not a mf bank

to hold our cash for that long

[tacit knot]

LMAO

bros lost it

[vocal spindle]

😭😭😭

[half birch]

2.5x payout skenes is at 1.6x which is pretty nice

[dry flare]

and people make nflszn bets too

as a life choice

just throw the 'daily' out of dfs

[vocal spindle]

He not wrong, I’d be better off putting that 10 dollars into NVIDIA for 2 months rather than letting underdog establish a savings account for me in parlay form

[dusty jolt]

ong

bro

$10 into Bitcoin

bro

thats the move

[half birch]

You making 50 cents

[sick vine]

Y’all think they walk judge today ?

[carmine chasm]

You think vlad will do the work tho?

[vocal spindle]

Bro getting .0000000001 of a bitcoin

[dusty jolt]

that shits going to 100k

[half birch]

Ya

[dusty jolt]

BTC to 10mil in 5-7 years

ong

[half birch]

Then you will make like $3

[dry flare]

just take his fantasy, either way you win

[carmine chasm]

It’s cuz the eth etf is out

[sick vine]

It’s wheeler tho

[carmine chasm]

And two big crypto went up

[dusty jolt]

ngl aint no one buying that eth etf

ts flopped

[carmine chasm]

I heard it’s not bad tho

But personally i won’t buy it

[dry flare]

fair point, im not taking judge the rest of the year if i can help it anyway

[vocal spindle]

For me Aaron judge is like Lebron, literally won’t ever bet on him

[dry flare]

lebron always on the injury report for a contusion of his ego

[vocal spindle]

Books got 80 years of stats and history on Lebron, betting on him is a losing game

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-gif-26042600

what are you talking about in here? NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW LOL

[unique hare]

Gradey dick

Great young prospect

[primal mountain]

oh

[umbral zealot]

anyone like this,

[umbral zealot]

or who sells me

[unique hare]

Hes not that big now but give him time and he'll be huge

[umbral zealot]

vlad 3/3 this season vs elfin

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-dude-gif-7309611

[unique hare]

Joey hates dick

[round lion]

Never forget

[primal mountain]

that's why I'm waiting for his props to come out

[dry flare]

as you would say "READ THE ROOM"

[umbral zealot]

his props are 1.5 bases and 2 HRRBI

[unique hare]

I think he should give dick a chance

Alright ill stop

[primal mountain]

no FP yet?

He gets walked at least once the first game of the doubleheader today

[vocal spindle]

You’re grandson is going to inherit your promo slip, which will finally chalk long after we are all already gone

[dry flare]

you remember when we couldnt say dick? its because of stuff like this

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/twilight-zone-burgess-meredith-time-enough-at-last-at-last-time-gif-15901266

[round lion]

What are we betting on the 2100 Olympics?

[unique hare]

Ill stop

Running out of dick jokes

[scarlet crow]

Did I cook chat

[vocal spindle]

Thrice Tatum III Over 7.5 Rebounds + Assists

[unique hare]

Nuke that 500 on a 2 man rn pussy

Coward

[primal mountain]

It could result in hudud

[scarlet crow]

Gimme tennis plays so I can reverse it for 500👀👀

[vocal spindle]

Cooked

[unique hare]

Cazaux O 9.5 aces

Reverse it

DO IT

Bet you wont

[vocal spindle]

@scarlet crow I could cook you up a banger slip rn

[unique hare]

COWARD

[scarlet crow]

You’re scaring me

[scarlet crow]

Lemme see what you got

[scarlet crow]

Fr tho?👀

Or reverse

[vocal spindle]

Bibee Ks got reduced

[unique hare]

Sent this to tinman

Mayot got two cazaux tmrw

[vocal spindle]

You’ll be rolling in dough next year with this

[nocturne sedge]

Anyone take skenes today or no?

[primal mountain]

not me

[hard mist]

Pitching outs

[nocturne sedge]

18.5?

[scarlet crow]

I am not waiting a whole year🤣😭

[scarlet crow]

Tomorrow?! Yea I can’t wait that long

[vocal spindle]

@scarlet crow these the real locks lol

If you wanna play it safe with marsh go 4.5

[nocturne sedge]

Marsh ?

[vocal spindle]

Every single pitcher has went over their Ks line against the white Sox since all star break

All of them

Wacha went over

Jon gray went over

Everyone has went over

[nocturne sedge]

Oh

[vocal spindle]

Cowser also a lock today

[nocturne sedge]

Is skenes at 7.5 bad ?

He’s 8/10

[vocal spindle]

Astros strikeout the least in the MLB

Use that info how you’d like

I hope he gets 27 Ks vs them

[bleak mountain]

no

[nocturne sedge]

I think ima run this

[vocal spindle]

You right

[vocal spindle]

Obviously it’s favored under if it’s a scorcher

[bleak mountain]

before it was a reg line

they made it a scorcher cuz odds

[vocal spindle]

Jon gray was -175 to go under against the white Sox and went over by 2

And he sucks

[bleak mountain]

yeah ik i was gonna say if u dont believe in odds betting

[vocal spindle]

I also lost on 2 -400 picks the other day

[bleak mountain]

dont listen to me

[vocal spindle]

So odds aren’t everything

[bleak mountain]

marsh dont got much history vs white sox lineup

who knows

he migh fuck around and go for 10ks

[vocal spindle]

Odds

Could go over, could go under, it’s all gambling at the end of the day

[bleak mountain]

speaking of steer

[vocal spindle]

but I’ve been sold on much better odds so

[bleak mountain]

hes going yard

[vocal spindle]

Stephenson going yard

[bleak mountain]

both are

same with ramirez

[vocal spindle]

Ykb

[bleak mountain]

both corbin n cj sb look free

[dapper onyx]

I have a three man parlay and one if them is a scorcher and it says if i get 2/3 i get 4.2x is that correct even if i get the scorcher wrong?

[vocal spindle]

Denico Autry suspended 6 games, tested positive for PEDs

[vocal spindle]

No. That’s the max you can make for 2/3 which means if the scorcher hits, it’ll be less if the scorcher is wrong

[dry flare]

it should say that it wont pay out that much if the scorcher misses

[dapper onyx]

Okay got it thank you

[wicked peak]

He so ass

[vocal spindle]

We got a solid reliever in return for him

[junior hearth]

jack

at 5.5 ks

[signal verge]

Is Zack going over 3.5 ks?

[wicked peak]

Good man , I didn’t even see the returns . Who you think feeling his role

UD don’t have Ks up yet , i don’t see why he can’t get 4

[queen relic]

Is Justin turner a good pick for 1.5 hits-runs-rbis?

[vocal spindle]

Jack Flaherty scratched

[blazing tulip]

why do we keep getting nfl discounts when it doesnt start for another 2 months...

[dry flare]

its punishment for too many people asking for promos every day

[blazing tulip]

whatchu mean

[blazing tulip]

😭 i didnt even use the last nfl discount cuz i aint waiting 2 months

[sick vine]

No one did

Maybe 5%

[blazing tulip]

im sure someone did

but prolly not that much

[sick vine]

Someone without a brain 😂

[dry flare]

niether did i

[blazing tulip]

i got pivetta on everything today 🤣

[vocal spindle]

He’s not pitching today

[blazing tulip]

fr?

[vocal spindle]

Nor did I

[blazing tulip]

is he confirmed out?

[vocal spindle]

That’s what I heard on the radio

Protecting him from injury since trade deadline is tomorrow

[blazing tulip]

damn

[dry flare]

yes

[blazing tulip]

rip 😭

[vocal spindle]

Joey Wentz is going to be starting for the tigers now

[vocal spindle]

It’ll just be a refund

[dry flare]

just make a new slip with pivetta if you want

[blazing tulip]

i dont rlly know who else to take

so ima just chill

those were the only players i liked

[vocal spindle]

Sucks for me, I had a 6 man

So now I lost double insurance

[dry flare]

youre going 5/5

[pure saddle]

@vocal spindle you must really study this game hard

[pure saddle]

MLB

[vocal spindle]

Wdym

[round lion]

Damnit Jack 😭

[vocal spindle]

I just watch games bc I enjoy baseball

[pure saddle]

That’s wat I meant lol

Jose Ramirez over today?

[digital bay]

Jack and Nick aren’t playing today??

Refunded or plays gon go on like if I didn’t put them in?

@dry flare

[tacit knot]

man i had jacks ks

[vocal spindle]

Nick who isn’t playing

[dry flare]

depends, if you still have two valid picks from two different teams it plays like you made the slip without them

[pure saddle]

How you like Paul Skenes Po ? @vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

I like it better than Ks for sure

[fringe bolt]

Who has a lock

A lock lock

[vocal spindle]

locks don’t exist

[dry flare]

but we need a lock lock

[sage slate]

I got one, Aaron Judge over 0.5 walks

Bang

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-chalkboard-eraser-gif-10336155

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-chalk-toss-cavs-cleveland-cavaliers-nba-gif-16978822

[fringe bolt]

😂

Just smacked him and ohtani walks yesterday ima leave that alone td

[fringe bolt]

Potato fish gets it

[vocal spindle]

He was mocking you bro bro

[fringe bolt]

Thanks Sherlock!!

[vocal spindle]

My name isn’t Sherlock.

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-you-lets-do-it-great-idea-nods-gif-9095233599829826537

[vocal spindle]

My name isn’t Watson either

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/my-apologies-cheese-kitty-cat-sorry-my-bad-gif-1026852287997442026

[fringe bolt]

Ur right

It’s

https://tenor.com/view/captain-obvious-thanks-yes-sir-gif-27076523

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-rule8-gif-21572402

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/antonio-banderas-oh-yeah-oh-hell-yeah-hell-yes-i-love-it-gif-5681530

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-dance-elmo-swag-elmo-on-the-moon-millennial-elmo-elmo-jiggy-with-it-gif-15568381

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kirkwhat-star-trek-what-shatner-what-gif-6380193382563522789

lol

[thorn lantern]

Lmaoo nfs Elmo had moves 😭

[primal mountain]

wow

the trades that has happened today

Pham's gone to the Cards

[lunar patio]

my boy @vocal spindle w the fire potd

hope yall got it

i’m gate keeping

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[vocal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-no-goofy-ah-schwarzenegger-gif-3232264195128170765

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[vocal spindle]

Loaded bases in the first inning with no outs but still a no hitter is some of the most diabolical pitching I’ve ever seen

[devout condor]

Cowser rbi, .5hrr left

[glacial oriole]

Rodriguez outs line was a setup by vegas

[devout condor]

27 pitch in the first crazy

[primal mountain]

WTF

[vocal spindle]

Run not rbi

[primal mountain]

CATCHER INTERFERENCE!?

this is bullpeepers

someone leaked my slips to the game officials there

lol

[primal mountain]

Rodriguez is gone

he has to be

[vocal spindle]

Orioles boutta win the game by standing still

[dawn urchin]

I just picture Joey sitting at his work computer with discord & MLB.tv open

[glacial oriole]

how is he still in the game 😭

[primal mountain]

EATING WINGSTOP

Don't forget that

[little spruce]

Cash me out

[dawn urchin]

WHAT FLAVORS? & MOST IMPORTANTLY BONE IN OR BONELESS?!?

[primal mountain]

BONE-IN, 5 PLAIN 5 LEMON PEPPERS

[vocal spindle]

If the orioles started 9 corpses the score would still be the same

[vocal spindle]

PLAIN?????

😟

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-yes-nod-agree-gif-11928667053720670991

[dawn urchin]

Maybe using dipping sauce?

[primal mountain]

AND I JUST SPRINKLE SALT ON IT

[vocal spindle]

Joey got them gramp flavors

get some mango habanero in there unc

[dawn urchin]

LEMON PEPPER IS AMAZING

[glacial oriole]

just hit a guy in the face

[vocal spindle]

BUT PLAIN??????

[vocal spindle]

There’s only one right way to get wingstop, you need half sauced and half dry rub

[glacial oriole]

James McCann just got hit hard in the face

[vocal spindle]

I always run the mango habanero and the lemon pepper

Smacked in the face for a RBI is crazy

[glacial oriole]

blood rolling down his face 95 mph fastball to his head

[calm plover]

omg😭😭😭

[thorn lantern]

Boneless only way to go 😭😭

[worn cloud]

Wtf

[vocal spindle]

Wingstop boneless wings are basically popcorn chicken

[dawn urchin]

I’ll never forget paying for a special coming home & found out they forgot my fries

[sage kite]

Rodriguez bro😹

What is he doing

[thorn lantern]

lol facts 😭😭

[calm plover]

bro said he goin down w him💀💀

[vocal spindle]

Never catch me getting scammed getting boneless from wingstop

[glacial oriole]

Adley Ruchsman really though he had a game off

[livid niche]

What is the blue jays pitcher doing lol

[vocal spindle]

Cowser might cash in the first inning since he’s back up again 😭

[dawn urchin]

If you had to use a wing flavor to describe your time on UD. What flavor would you use?

[livid niche]

Nah this is crazy 💀

[open gyro]

Why can we not pick home runs in the second game of the double header ?

[little spruce]

Well i chose the WORST pick anyone could have made today

No one can top that

[little spruce]

Tail?

[thorn lantern]

He’s playing now?

[livid niche]

Hell nah

[dawn urchin]

I would say atomic it was really fun at 1st… & I paid for it in the back end

[primal mountain]

WHAT THE HECK IS THE DELAY?

[glacial oriole]

he’s getting ready to go on base because McCann got killed by that fastball

[devout condor]

Commentator said “most painful rbi” sheesh

[little spruce]

Mf died

[primal mountain]

AND WHY AM I TYPING IN TINMAN FONT

[glacial oriole]

James McCann’s face is non stop bleeding

[little spruce]

Hit in the face

[primal mountain]

oh damn

😭

[thorn lantern]

Smhhh 😭 they set my boy up

[little spruce]

looked bad ngl

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HAS ALL CAPS LOCKED

[devout condor]

95 mph fastball to the face

[little spruce]

someone chop rodriguez’s fingers off mf is banned from my slip

for good

[thorn lantern]

McCann gotta get his 30 seconds once the bleeding is taken care off

[glacial oriole]

https://twitter.com/AviMiIIer/status/1818008556056031499/video/1

Avi Miller 🟦 (@AviMiIIer) on X

James McCann drilled in the face by a 95-mph fastball 😳

With the bases loaded, that was a very painful RBI.

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 7:39 PM

[glacial oriole]

You fell to the vegas bait 😭

[primal mountain]

RIP McCann props

[vocal spindle]

This injury delay mad long

[primal mountain]

and they got another game to play today

[thorn lantern]

Orioles prob gunna play dodgeball instead of hitting that ball now

[copper dragon]

I don’t mean to be blowing up all the chats but can someone clarify something for me real quick please

[primal mountain]

shoot

[copper dragon]

If a pick on a streak play is voided/pushed does it just continue the streak as if that pick didn’t exist? Can’t get clarification

[glacial oriole]

they have to stop the bleeding lol

[primal mountain]

Anyone in here know the answer to this?

[glacial oriole]

Rodriguez pulled

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[vocal spindle]

NOOOOOO

[devout condor]

Bro wants to stay in the game lmao

[tacit knot]

43 pc inning is crazy

[glacial oriole]

wdym no 😭

[tacit knot]

wish i took his k under..

[vocal spindle]

Keep Rodriguez in for my batter slips dawg

[tacit knot]

who u got

[vocal spindle]

Cowser

[tacit knot]

hes going yard anyway

[primal mountain]

me too

[tacit knot]

as long as westburgh doesnt touch a base its chill

[thorn lantern]

If Henderson don’t get a hit now he’s pitiful 😭

[dawn urchin]

My guess is it would be voided & you would just pick another player to take that spot

[primal mountain]

CALL OFF THE GAME

LOL

[vocal spindle]

Aye shoutout sams club

[vocal spindle]

Correct

[copper dragon]

That’s what my assumption is but everytime I assume something with UD my soul gets crushed 🤣💀

[devout condor]

Damn seeing seranthony Dominguez in orioles gear sad

[primal mountain]

I like Sam's Club

[little spruce]

Mccann walking to 1st?

[vocal spindle]

$1.38 pizza combo doing me wonders rn

With the $1.38 berry sundae

[thorn lantern]

He nearly died 😭 but got the RBI

[glacial oriole]

James McCann is trying to still play they got him a new jersey

[dawn urchin]

Not a Costco fan?

[vocal spindle]

Sam’s food court got 2005 food prices

[vocal spindle]

He wants the run lol

He don’t get on base much

[dawn urchin]

Best value in good right now

[devout condor]

Mccan staying in lmao

[thorn lantern]

Need rutschman to not get in the game 😭😭

[little spruce]

Don’t let the injury distract you this game has gone on for 41 minutes and we are STILL in the first

[vocal spindle]

Tubby don’t ever get runs, he needs this

[glacial oriole]

Hopefully my Zac Eflin pick cashes because of this delay i have him at under 17.5 pitching outs

[tacit knot]

1 hit 4 runs

[vocal spindle]

Yariel Rodriguez just got designated to the Savannah Bananas 😭

[tacit knot]

beos ass

[oblique socket]

the delay helps the play

bro staying in that crazy

[round lion]

Bro just got sent to Japan after that disaster class

[glacial oriole]

it was a 1.25 pepper too

[primal mountain]

The Costco we have here is like going to an internment camp