┆⚾・baseball

[primal mountain]

he hasn't hit for me yet 😭

[nocturne sedge]

Thoughts on this slip

[tacit knot]

oh i meant the early one im behind

lol

[primal mountain]

what did he hit for you?

[tacit knot]

i just meant the basehit earlier i just started watching

[primal mountain]

oh

lol

[fallen kiln]

Flexed U.5 1st inning Ks might be the play

[vivid lotus]

Who’s the most likely to hit a homer today?

Lowkeyly

[primal mountain]

Elly hit HRR and FP

but you should've stayed at 1st, Elly

[heady hound]

bro i didnt use the olympic ball discounts

[forest cave]

Aye y’all got that streak thing where u pick 2 a day for your winning streak?

[long oracle]

Elly a g. I got to watch bro play in my hometown, he played for the double A team here

[pliant gust]

Everyone does

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES EARLY MORNING BASEBALL

[vocal spindle]

Elly over 4.5 hits was so free

[ionic shard]

ragans finna clean today

i took him

[nocturne sedge]

Tobias miller over 4.5 strikeouts?

[grand iron]

They just said he won’t start anymore, it won’t like restart me right 💀

[celest slate]

I’m sure it will

[lunar patio]

can we get bryce miller fantasy back up

☠️

[valid basin]

Under or over

[deep glacier]

whats the mlb props we running tdy

[primal mountain]

elly is good today lol

elly wants to steal home

[tulip lion]

Shoulda nuked hunter shutout game easy

[vapid obsidian]

😂😂😂

I can’t send my photos twin how ya fix it?

[pliant gust]

Chat some more to level up

[vapid obsidian]

Fs

Damn can’t een bless wit da locks

[lunar patio]

fade crochet or nah @vocal spindle

[glacial oriole]

should just be a void because he did at start

[dusty jolt]

SHIT SLEEPER HAS DISCOUNTS
WHATS THE MOVE TODAY BOYS

[quick stirrup]

any good baseball picks for today? let me know, let me know

[dry flare]

are you a human or a bot? cause you cant ask people to dm you like this

[dusty jolt]

who got 2 MLB locks for today?

[deep glacier]

put 100 on ts aaron

[dusty jolt]

are those locks?

[vocal ravine]

anyone got any slips?

[deep glacier]

lock

[vocal spindle]

Is he still limited?

[deep glacier]

remove santandee

santander

[lunar patio]

no idea

[dusty jolt]

bro

those are all like 1.2x on sleeper

i cant even play those

sorry

need at least a 1.65x to play

[pliant gust]

They should fix that error for Elly

[pliant gust]

I believe so

[dusty jolt]

bro

someone send 2 picks please bro

[dusty jolt]

whats most confident on here

[vocal spindle]

I didn’t touch him today

I hate Sundays for betting anyways

[tulip lion]

Salvador and Harper

[lunar patio]

bet i’ll fade

deadline tuesday

yea he’s limited

[vocal spindle]

Dang

[dusty jolt]

took harper O 1.5 bases at 1.90x

with rodon discount

[dry flare]

delete this

[sage kite]

Not allowed in this chat?

[dry flare]

not allow on this server, thanks

[sage kite]

Ah ok👍🏻

[dusty jolt]

@dry flare u got MLB locks?

or @sage kite

[vocal spindle]

What did bro post

[sage kite]

🥲

[raven narwhal]

Anyone like Jon gray fs

[dusty jolt]

he posted his dick

[sick vine]

Potato I need you to work ur magic and get us a promo today 😂

[dry flare]

been on a camping trip just got back idk who is even playing 😂

[tulip lion]

In

[dusty jolt]

type shit

[sick vine]

Are you able to say cash in like 5 streaks in for a reduced cut or no ?

[deep glacier]

ah

I put 50 on it

for 100

[sage kite]

I been seeing Bailey ober over 5.5 ks everywhere

[dusty jolt]

damn

shits not on sleeper

they took it off

[sage kite]

The game starts in 2 minutes so that’s prob why

[tawny field]

Who got a solid 3 man

[sage kite]

Shohei got a .5 hrr boost on chalkboard

[sick vine]

Both bait ?

[dusty jolt]

is Crochet O 5.5 strikeouts on sleeper a bait

[glacial oriole]

finally

[dusty jolt]

lol i was just about to ask that

rodon i think is a lock

but im debating crochet rn

[sage kite]

I did both of them but only 5 dollar slips

Bc can’t really trust them

[glacial oriole]

yeah

[sick vine]

Yea cause idk how many innings he gonna pitch

[dusty jolt]

send ur slips

[sick vine]

That’s the problem

[sage kite]

2 of them already in play tho

[sick vine]

You liking the Rodon huh ? So far I’m 1-1 with NY pitchers 😂

[dusty jolt]

bro whats that guys name

last time

that chalked

MF COLE

hate that guy bro

[sick vine]

Trust me I feel it still 😂

[dusty jolt]

yup

i hit my 2nd leg too

[sage kite]

Omg gerrit Cole

He’s banned

[sick vine]

That pitch clock violation made me snap ngl 😂😂

Towards the end

Bro could have got the 5th k so many times and choked

Ima pass on garret @dusty jolt

Bro gonna get pulled early

[restive panther]

Anybody got a pick I can pair with these

[sick vine]

Too risky

[dusty jolt]

ah ok

i still might take it

just because its a discount

[sick vine]

He might cash but after what PP did to me yesterday I can’t afford the risk 😂

[dusty jolt]

yeah i feel u

[dusty jolt]

ima tail this

with the discount

just a lottery

5x

[restive panther]

Is marte ftps a lock?

[deep glacier]

i got profar hits also

[sage kite]

He flew out first at bat🥲

[deep glacier]

got bogaerts to

how he doing

[deep glacier]

its first ab

[sage kite]

Hasn’t come up yet

[dusty jolt]

harper strikeout

damn bro

bro needa lock in for me

[deep glacier]

it’s 1st inning it’s going to be high scoring game

trust

[sage kite]

Ye, u we’re just asking how he was doing tho

[deep glacier]

i know

but u was saying profar

[sage kite]

Profar should be lock tho

[sacred zenith]

Berrios the goat

[deep glacier]

yeah

[sage kite]

He went off yesterday

[deep glacier]

he’s been doing this consistently

[deep glacier]

he’s also a lock

[faint chasm]

Jon gray hurt is he a dnp? Lmao

[wintry turtle]

Yea

[rare mulch]

Another bullpen game for the rangers

Sucks to be a rangers fan

[silent ember]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-baltimore-orioles-home-run-orioles-gif-17381245919979793840

[sage kite]

What happened?

[raven narwhal]

Is Jon gray dnp

[faint chasm]

Need em to void my shi rn

[rare mulch]

Injury

[sage kite]

Ah ok

[raven narwhal]

They GOTTA

[rare mulch]

It’s Underdog u never kno

[sage kite]

Good for vlad

[dry flare]

they should he didnt pitch

[rare mulch]

Wait

He got traded

😂😂😅

During the game

Nvm false alarm

He’s hurt

[dawn urchin]

I’m interested to see what happens with NRFI picks

[sinful thunder]

Yeah no way gray is graded

[sinful thunder]

Nrfi stands regardless of pitching changes

[dry flare]

oh yeah because they list them by pitcher...

[dawn urchin]

If this is the case I’ll be rooting Toronto. Just curious because he technically didn’t pitch

[dry flare]

most places list them by team tho

[sinful thunder]

There was an instance earlier this szn where the change came up and it was scored regularly

[scarlet crow]

Best NRFI today?

[sinful thunder]

Yankees game?

[scarlet crow]

Bet

[sinful thunder]

Houck and rodon should be a good battle

[cerulean tulip]

Ud usually void if pitchers were wrong. And technically gray didn’t pitch so it should be voided

Ud, void it if I lose. But if I win let it stand 😉

[scarlet crow]

Wait why can’t I place this

They on different teams

[cerulean tulip]

Cant do mlb props with nrfi

[scarlet crow]

Wtf

That’s wack

[cerulean tulip]

Yeah one of my complaints. Should be able to still play it but 🤷‍♂️

[ebon prism]

Any picks for the later games?

[sinful thunder]

I stand corrected @dry flare @dawn urchin

[cerulean tulip]

Good cause I had under and Hernandez just sold it instantly

[sinful thunder]

Lmao

[dawn urchin]

Well that’s my slip lost

It was an insured slip & I need it to hit for a refund

[sinful thunder]

Pain

[vocal spindle]

I don’t think it does, bc then that’s betting on a game line rather than players against a number which would be a legal issue

[vocal spindle]

Just saw this lol

[deep glacier]

it’s definitely not the yankees game

[sinful thunder]

Lol

[lyric zinc]

Needs a quick for 1:10 game

[umbral zealot]

anyone like ober fantasy?

[dusty jolt]

DAMN BRO

ohtani almost homered

[glacial oriole]

Crochet under was free

[sage kite]

Ober keeps getting these 1 pitch outs

[restive ledge]

Who got 2 locks or 1 I need a pair

[dusty jolt]

holy

schwarber back to back home runs

[deep glacier]

@sage kite

i got 50 on ts

for a hit

[mental island]

I took Kyle for 2+ homers

[exotic knoll]

lowkey i thought crochet was gonna kill the mariners

[primal mountain]

Raleigh HR

[deep glacier]

am i cooked @sage kite

[sage kite]

Maybe with profar😭

[dusty jolt]

damn bro

harper get a mf hit

[deep glacier]

f

they hitting the ball now

omg profar

shi

[bleak mountain]

i fucking hate this

always when i bet on harper

[deep glacier]

why is when i bet on them they start selling

[lunar patio]

lopez is so bad

idk why i bet on him

[bleak mountain]

idk why i bet

im cursing the league

[sage kite]

I swear that always happens

And then when I stop betting on guys they go back to doing good

[deep glacier]

yup

[vivid lotus]

Crochet 5.5?

[deep glacier]

orioles abt to cook

[sage kite]

Vlad home run🔥

[deep glacier]

how is padres not going off

suarez is pitching

he’s straight ass

lmfao pitchers gone in the 3rd

[glacial oriole]

under

[civic inlet]

Crochet under was too predictable 💸😂

[gritty radish]

Nick castellanos to get 2 bases still possible¿

[exotic knoll]

crochet = crashout

[primal mountain]

yeah, I'm hoping he can too

Vladdy hr

[deep glacier]

padres got no luck

😭😭

@sage kite we are cooked with profar

[glacial oriole]

decreasing his trade value 🔥

[heady hound]

Jose soriano to play 6 innings today 🙏🏽

[brittle lily]

Thanks for the $0.37 bonus underdog, I really needed it

Thanks

[scarlet crow]

Can suarez get some ks dam

[nocturne sedge]

Myers bro

[brittle lily]

Should’ve place a $10 bet, that value for $6 is horrible

[nocturne sedge]

I have other bets

And I wasn’t 100% with it so I wasn’t gonna put 10

[brittle lily]

It’s looks like you took 0.65x over/unders because that value is horrible

[spark vault]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1817632407266484552?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

BREAKING: The Chicago Cubs are acquiring third baseman Isaac Paredes in a trade with the Tampa Bay Rays, sources tell ESPN.

Twitter · Jul 28, 2024, 6:45 PM

[deep glacier]

padres about to come back and cook in the 4th inning

they have to

[nocturne sedge]

They were 0.7 anyway and it doesn’t really matter cause it chalked bro 😂

[dusty jolt]

ohtani selling

just like lsat time

godamni t

[sage kite]

Ober is going crazy

[sacred zenith]

No way Miller better not be hurt

[hot basin]

Istg is ohtani sells ts

[sage kite]

Only 41 pitches in 4 innings

Ohtani needs to clutch

[scarlet crow]

Need 2ks from Suarez am I cooked

[brittle lily]

No

[brittle lily]

I told ya

[glacial oriole]

Morel to the rays for Isaac Parades

[scarlet crow]

One more🙏🏾

[bleak mountain]

harper is so ass

[deep glacier]

i’m so cooked

[sage kite]

Crochet making a comeback for his k discount on sleeper

[dusty jolt]

bryce harper selling

and ohtani

both my parlays gonna chalk today damn

[glacial oriole]

Nice reynaldo lopez randomly pulled after only 3 innings and def won’t be rebooted

[sage kite]

I’ve learned that if I act like I don’t care and don’t watch the games more of my plays hit🙏🏻

Vegas is always watching

Ober the fricking goat

[bleak mountain]

this why i hate betting on hit props

trash ass .8x payout jus for them to chalk

shits stupid asf

[sage kite]

They look so free too

That’s how they get ya

[dry flare]

they dont pay enough to take the risk

[grand iron]

If the player I picked for my streak doesn’t play, does the streak restart?

[rancid oak]

LMAO

[sage kite]

I think u just move on to next one

[grand iron]

Thank god

[sage kite]

But ur payout at end is adjusted I think

[grand iron]

Makes sense

[sage kite]

I’m not too sure I’m staying away from streaks

[dry flare]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[glacial oriole]

🔥

[scarlet crow]

Don’t do this to me Suarez

[rare mulch]

Lorenzon is in the game as a relief pitcher lmao

[sage kite]

Frick they took crochet out

[scarlet crow]

Suarez is so dog shit bruh

You couldn’t get one more k

[brittle lily]

We might be screwed lmao

[scarlet crow]

Mound visit gg

[brittle lily]

One more run in and he’s done😭

[deep glacier]

@sage kite we got a chance

[brittle lily]

Just on k squarez, and you can mess up afterwards

[scarlet crow]

Come on

One more strike

[brittle lily]

Just one k squarez, and I don’t care what happens after wards

[brittle lily]

Gg

[scarlet crow]

Bruh

[sage kite]

He needs to lock in

[scarlet crow]

Last chance

[sage kite]

Don’t take Suarez out he’s doing bad

Need profar hit🙏🏻

[deep glacier]

bro walked

[scarlet crow]

Bruh suarez one strikeout

[sage kite]

wtf

[deep glacier]

bro wtff

they walking him now

[scarlet crow]

Gg

He’s out

[brittle lily]

Another day another l

[scarlet crow]

Like they couldn’t let him finish the inning

[sage kite]

Why he gotta walk profar

[scarlet crow]

Cause he sucks

[brittle lily]

We should’ve took the in game under, the 2.5 was way to low

[sage kite]

Outman Homer

So outman can hit against arrighetti but not shohei🥲

I hate shohei

[onyx marten]

I took Ohtani under 1.5 strikeouts he better not sell me bro

[bleak mountain]

profar on fraud watch

[scarlet crow]

I knew I shouldn’t have trusted him

[hushed ginkgo]

Miller not Cashinh fs

Dude really only got 2K

[tulip lion]

I swear I’ll never root for dodgers or any of their players if Ohtani can’t record at least 1 hit

[whole lynx]

dude can't even get 1.5 hrr dude always selling smh

[tulip lion]

Omm go back to pitching

[primal mountain]

Lux HR

[sacred zenith]

Bro Bryce Miller is fuckin chalked

[deep glacier]

just need profar for me to cash

come on

[sage kite]

Yessir

Hopefully he locks in

[deep glacier]

he’s got this but he’s banned for a while

i’m banning him for a week

he’s got me sweating

[sage kite]

Valid

[deep glacier]

sweating 20 pounds off

my tennis slip is chalking

we need less outs more at bats

profar will have 2 more chances

[dusty jolt]

bryce harper and ohtani are fking sellouts bro

selling my mf bread

[sage kite]

Fr

Paired ohtani .5 hrr discount on chalkboard with a two man that already hit but he selling

[vivid lotus]

Is Ober done?

[devout condor]

Castellanos whyyyy

[thin ermine]

Ohtani and profar mannn 🤦‍♂️

[minor perch]

any locks

[primal mountain]

🙏

[tulip lion]

Frustration bet

[deep glacier]

@sage kite profar

he’s up

[onyx marten]

Bro.

😭

[deep glacier]

hit by pitch

wtf

[sage kite]

Hit by pitch bro

I’m done

[sly plank]

Bannnnnn

[deep glacier]

same

[tulip lion]

Ohtani banned LF

[sage kite]

I’ve been fricked over by walks and hbp too many times

[deep glacier]

got to hope he gets it 9th inning

pray for extra innings

[sage kite]

Hopefully

But I think it’s cooked

[craggy pendant]

Has anyone done well on the Streaks contest? Going to get first two legs....wondering it works from there

[sacred zenith]

Cash Bryce miller

[hushed ginkgo]

Should of faded bell he 0-2

[primal mountain]

Castellanous should be batting at the bottom of order

or sent to Double A

he's bad

[dusty jolt]

wait oomfg

did crochet actually chalk

lmao

i knew i shouoldnt have taken it lol

[sage kite]

Bro shohei

[nocturne sedge]

Wow

Shohei

[sage kite]

Coin slot

[tulip lion]

Ahahahaahhaahahaha

Kiss my money goodbye

[sage kite]

Stupid noodle muncher

[tulip lion]

Needed to get a single HIT
TOP RAMEN MUCHER STRIKES OUT LOOKING
3 PITCHES DIDNT EVEN SWING

[sage kite]

Send him back to North Korea

[onyx marten]

That is absolutely abysmal

[whole lynx]

not sure why i ever bother with ohtani dude always selling

dodgers overrated and overpaid bums

[shrewd canopy]

It’s been a good run, onto the next

[valid basin]

No wayyyy bro

[tulip lion]

Bro how do u keep getting all these greens post the 2 man

[finite dock]

Top of the 1st and somehow tward had a fp?

Bro hasnt had a PA yet

[tulip lion]

Dude gettin paid 800 mil and is actually terrible

[dusty jolt]

damn

lost both discount parlays

fck

[finite dock]

On the parlay or on the discount?

Cause i be hearing Ud discounts are fradulent

[dry flare]

all discounts sell

doesnt matter what app

[wicked peak]

I just started mine . Road to 5K

[dry flare]

isnt this an L?

[restive panther]

Picks for Yankees Red Sox game?

[bleak mountain]

everything’s chalked

[wicked peak]

It’s green , they took him out in the 4th with O walks . It just didn’t update to green

[dry flare]

ooh thank god good luck with the rest then!

[restive panther]

Is houck under strikeouts good?

[grave phoenix]

he’s winning by 0.5 wym 😂

[amber wren]

Rooker winning now u good

He had a 0.5 head start

[hard mist]

Would personally have to fade Tobias Meyers

[finite dock]

OHTANI IS GETTING ANOTHER PA

PLSSSS

[brittle lily]

That would feed families, dammit, I feel for you

[faint chasm]

Nah underdog is actually corrupt LMAO

[hushed ginkgo]

Need 1 base from bell and the win for miller

[umbral zealot]

ofc when i take altuve singles he gets 2 doubles

[deep glacier]

chalk profar

@sage kite

i got no more hope anymore

tired of ts

[sick vine]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[brittle lily]

I’m glad I took the under on Mitch Keller k’s

[rare mulch]

@shrewd canopy yo

[plucky portal]

Anyone goes Yankees vs Red Sox picks

[shrewd canopy]

Yo

[tulip lion]

I take back everything if u can please just hit

[agile gull]

Obtani COME ON!

[hushed ginkgo]

Bell would get walked when you need 1 bases

[plucky portal]

Damn ohtani been stinking

[rare mulch]

Where the slip

[tulip lion]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

[hot basin]

Ohtani is ass

[shrewd canopy]

Chalked…. I sent it above

[rare mulch]

He was a discount tdy so it makes sense

[hot basin]

Really?

[hot basin]

I didn’t see that

[rare mulch]

On chalkboard

[hot basin]

Oh

[round lion]

Gomber is straight buns

[hot basin]

Damn

[round lion]

How do you have 54 pitches in 2 innings 😂

[finite dock]

Ban list until further notice

[finite dock]

Bro

[round lion]

Giants are cooking him

[nocturne sedge]

Did Shohei get a base?

[hard mist]

Need it in my veins !!

[finite dock]

Soriano lit up in 2.2 innings

[half birch]

Thoughts on this

[whole lynx]

Profar chalked base loaded 1 out and gets into double play to end the game smfh

[raven narwhal]

W rodon getting lit up

[wicked peak]

Is Chisholm jr playing tonight ?

[hushed ginkgo]

Bell done

[vocal ravine]

y'all think houck goes under on fp?

[sick vine]

Not today

[wicked peak]

Rodon 6K tonight .

[round lion]

Tanner cooked me last time I bet on him

Did bro just send that message and leave?

[wicked peak]

I’m banking on Rodon IP.

[round lion]

He’s been bad on the road past few games, very risky

[wicked peak]

Red Sox risky swingers. They swing at everything

[primal mountain]

Schaunel HRR 🎯

Cash me how bow dat lol

[deep glacier]

@sage kite

is profar a loser

my site aint updating it

there like looking over it or something

[finite dock]

Mid game bet about to be cashed almost immediately

🫡

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[round lion]

Lmao ggs Gomber thanks for the free cash 💰

[heady hound]

jose soriano some shit

actual shit

[wicked peak]

And we move on 🤞

I’m trying to knock this out quick .

[crude smelt]

anyone got anything for the yankees game?

[carmine quest]

pmo

[hot basin]

Is this payout wrong I thought it would be three times since there’s no scorchers?

Anyone know

[weak stag]

Pls Fitzgerald just hit a homer and end the pain 🥲

[stray bramble]

Need one T.O walk and Devers 1.5 r+h+rbi

To win big

[summer dew]

Jordan Hicks void?

[humble jungle]

what’s tyler doing

has he just been doing ass😭

[wicked peak]

It’s still early . It’s coming 🤞

[tulip lion]

I’m still new to baseball is Tyler another Ohtani?

[weak stag]

Fitzgerald strikeout with bases loaded 😩🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[humble jungle]

omg

[tulip lion]

I wanna nuke something so bad but the props on the Sox game ain’t worth 5 pick flex for 2x

[bleak mountain]

anyone know what this is

like payout wise

marte void

[carmine quest]

prob like less than 1$

😭

[wicked peak]

Fasho. Make sure your phone is updated to do the streak

[bleak mountain]

this dogshit app

[carmine quest]

yea it is lol i js gotta get 2 right first

😔

[bleak mountain]

how tf am i supposed to control the fact hes out

should be a free win

tf

[umbral zealot]

CORBIN CMONNN

[sage kite]

I’m on such a bad run on underdog

Other apps im fine bc their discounts actually hit

[atomic plume]

rodon gettin lit up tdy ?

[rocky pewter]

super newb question. Does Hicks get late swapped?

[sick vine]

Buddy must have missed that leon promo on PrizePicks yesterday 💀😂

[sage kite]

I’m not 21 so I can’t use prize picks🥲

[brittle lily]

No

[dense mantle]

Pp 18

[finite dock]

UD ever wanna give schanuel Fantasy bets cause he’d cash out everytime

Two walks and a single

[pure saddle]

Bro Andrew better not sell istg

[sage kite]

In Texas it’s 21 I think lemme look

[primal mountain]

wow

ward grand slam

[finite dock]

Oh lawd.

[sage kite]

19

[dry flare]

theres only a couple places where you need to be 21

[plucky portal]

Any 4:10 picks

[round lion]

Arizona and Massachusetts

[humble jungle]

tyler needs to do something

[dry flare]

i knew it wasnt many states

[little spruce]

nooo they took judges line for a walk I was about to place it too

[tulip lion]

We appreciate this photo it’s very inspiring

No words no words no caption just out the blue green slip salute

Ngl my fault gang im still pissed Chokie Oh-ho-ash chalked a 90$ win cuz he couldn’t get a single hit at 5AB

[brittle lily]

Thanks mitch

[brittle lily]

Keeegann Murrraayy

[hard kraken]

How did

Fitzgerald

[little spruce]

Great picks bro, but why you think carlos over fantasy points?? He’s never played 6 innings and the last 2 times he’s played Boston this year it’s been under

[hard kraken]

Not get an rbi

Right there wtf

[little spruce]

goat

[wicked peak]

Rodon is going to destroy this line up .

[radiant citrus]

Me

[spring copper]

Me

[dry flare]

why is everyone saying 'me'?

[vocal spindle]

Me

[dry flare]

you would be behind this

[scarlet crow]

Here we go good start

[vital pilot]

is jordan hicks gonna void since he wasnt the starting pitcher?

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[glacial oriole]

yeah

[valid mortar]

yeah, pitchers have to start the game

batters need to have at least two plate appearances

[dry flare]

why do the rules say this:

[pliant mist]

nah look at the rules, hicks will NOT be voided

https://underdogfantasy.com/rules/pick-em

Baseball - Whether officially active or inactive, if a batter doesn't start the game in the official starting lineup, they will be treated as an inactive player, and all picks of that player will be considered Void. If a pitcher does not start the game but comes on in relief, their pick will be scored.

[dry flare]

i really hope that rule is a mistake no way thats fair

[vital pilot]

dumbest shit ive ever read

[pliant mist]

seems like this is a weird edge case (todays hicks), they need this or guys piggybacking openers won't count

[vocal spindle]

You’re so chalked

[vocal spindle]

3 for batters

[dry flare]

hes going to go under every line

[vocal spindle]

It’s happened to me before and I revolted (and lost)

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/i-fought-the-law-the-law-won-skeleton-above-the-law-lock-him-up-gif-24535980

[vocal spindle]

Sometimes they have random bullpen arms pitch the first inning before the starter comes out, ruins your day

[plucky portal]

How many strikeouts rodon gonna have

[dry flare]

really how is anyone supposed to bet on that?

[vocal spindle]

Earlier this season I bet on Jose urena under bc he sucks, and instead of starting he relief pitched half an inning 😂

[vital pilot]

so ig im supposed to read the future and know he gonna not gonna start

[vocal spindle]

You also have to predict injuries

[dry flare]

but you didnt know he would be RP right? you just knew he sucked

[vital pilot]

yeah but injuries are usually voided

[dry flare]

for pitchers? never

[plucky portal]

Please help

[vocal spindle]

Nah you can’t bet on relievers

He was the listed starter

[glacial oriole]

anyone got late night picks

[plucky portal]

I want to bet rodon strikeouts but don’t know what’s the best line

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-star-trek-tos-spock-illogical-makes-no-sense-gif-16834363

[vocal spindle]

Not for pitchers

[sinful solstice]

any yankee fans?

[vocal spindle]

that’s why when I bet on a pitcher, I first visit the local hospital and hold them at gunpoint for their confidential medical records.

[dry flare]

dont forget you call their mom

[pliant mist]

reynaldo lopez today hit his unders because he left early

[glacial oriole]

yup that’s what happened with reynaldo lopez today, got pulled after 3 due to “right forearm soreness”

[dry flare]

sounds like pitcher unders are safer than overs

[glacial oriole]

Want to take rodon under on fantasy points but i’m scared of how many K’s he will get

[vocal spindle]

One of my friends is Peter Lambert’s sister in law, found out from her that him and his wife were in a huge argument the night before so I took his under

(It chalked)

[placid iris]

LMK if yall tailing for last game

[vocal spindle]

I guess he was playing angry

[vocal spindle]

Remember when Jack Flaherty left the game while having his best career game bc he had a tummy ache?

[glacial oriole]

😭

[vocal spindle]

If I was a starting pitcher I’d purposely screw over bettors

have 50 pitches entering the 6th and then stub my toe coming out of the dugout and get pulled

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-shoheiohtani-dodgers-bleedblue-la-gif-7759223790481998711

[vocal spindle]

If you could clone Ohtani, do you think he would bat well against his pitching?

[dry flare]

i think he would yeah

[sage kite]

No he sucks at batting I hate him he’s banned

[grand iron]

Yo I’m cooked, he got brought in as a reliever and now he has to get 5 strikeouts. He was supposed to start and got pulled 💀💀

[dry flare]

its already over

[sage kite]

That’s so unlucky

[grand iron]

Damn

[humble jungle]

omg can tyler do it

he’s at 1

[sly plank]

Need Tyler run🙏

[vocal spindle]

Texas heat is so tragic

[humble jungle]

tyler prolly gonna chalk

[junior hearth]

you good i understand

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/nwa-eazy-e-lets-get-this-money-gif-14135506

[vocal spindle]

People swear Jayson Tatum ain’t like Kobe, yet they literally played the same amount of minutes today.

Mamba Mentality

[atomic otter]

Ima tail

[whole lynx]

I hope tanner gets rocked because this is going to devastate me lol

[whole lynx]

Slapped a dub hopefully I get something today

[primal mountain]

Thank you corbin....i wish it was single

barely won something

[dry flare]

a win is a win!

[primal mountain]

seeing if the new guys can get one

[umbral zealot]

CARROL NOOOO

[umbral zealot]

PERDOMO U SUCK

[dry flare]

YEAHHHHHHH

[carmine quest]

lemme trail😔

[half birch]

Have you tried ParlayPlay

Went from the free $5 to $75

[dawn urchin]

SO MANY PLAYS

[hard mist]

Chalk tanner

[atomic plume]

whats tanner pitch count 😂

[half birch]

Jazz is cooked

[scarlet crow]

Bruh Tanner you are so ass

[digital bay]

Refund?

[half birch]

No 4 man payout

[primal mountain]

judge FP looking good

[dawn urchin]

Houck doing his best Hawk Touch impression

[dry flare]

no you'll get paid as if you made that without marte

[digital bay]

Gotcha thank you

[brittle lily]

I took tanner houck under 3.5 K’s because his name reminded me of hawk tuah

[dawn urchin]

What I’ve been cooking or should I say HOW UD HAS BEEN COOKING ME

[scarlet crow]

How many more days

[brittle lily]

I like burnt hotdogs(pause)

I paused myself no need for the emote lmao

[dawn urchin]

Just been non stop robberies

[brittle lily]

The only cole I know is Michael Cole from WWE and J Cole, you should’ve took the under

[hard mist]

Take out tanner

[brittle lily]

Why is Carlos Rodon K’s so high 7.5, he only had 1 in the first inning

[atomic plume]

under on that ?

[dry flare]

because normally if he pitches 5+ innings he goes over lol

[brittle lily]

Well I took his pregame under so I might just take the in game over to be safe

[pliant gust]

7 and 9 Ks against Boston who strikeout the most to leftys. So it’s going to stay where it started at

[scarlet crow]

God Tanner is trash

[brittle lily]

The game isn’t over yet

[vocal spindle]

Yes it is

[scarlet crow]

It don’t matter he still sucks

[brittle lily]

He has 2 K’s, there’s a possibility the Yankees could go on a hitting streak, especially with their new and improved lineup

[atomic plume]

rodon js do bad pls

[brittle lily]

If he gets 5 K’s then that’ll maybe change your opinion of him

[scarlet crow]

No it won’t. If he stays under 6 hits allowed it’ll change my opinion

[mental island]

4.5 hrr is crazy

[brittle lily]

😬

[vocal spindle]

Nah

Game over

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS LOVING BASEBALL

[brittle lily]

Maybe

[glacial oriole]

I bet on tanner i caused his downfall

[vocal spindle]

Nah

[brittle lily]

What were your expectations lmao

[vocal spindle]

Ohtani might play outfield sometime soon

[glacial oriole]

to not cause his downfall and for him to go over lol

[brittle lily]

Let’s go, Shohei is one of my favorite and I would be happy to see him play both sides again

[dry flare]

that mean he's not got long before he pitches again?

[brittle lily]

Kutter starting off the 3rd inning alright

[vocal spindle]

I don’t think he will pitch this season

maybe if they really like their chances at a World Series they might relief pitch him in the playoffs, but he for sure won’t pitch in the regular season

Outfield is supposed to be part of his rehab process

[glacial oriole]

“Kutter”

[brittle lily]

I said that, what are your reading? Lol

Kut-Her Crawford

[glacial oriole]

I don’t think “kutter” is pitching tonight

giving me a pronunciation for a guy not pitching i’m crying

[brittle lily]

Damn I forgot the name of the guy that was pitching lmao

[vocal spindle]

Doubling down on being wrong is nasty work

[brittle lily]

I admitted I was wrong

[vocal spindle]

Doesn’t make it less funny ngl

[brittle lily]

I’m sorry I’m not a diehard mlb fan lmao

[dry flare]

😂

[brittle lily]

Ever since I broke up with my girl I’ve spent money on girls on kick

[glacial oriole]

dawg what

[final oasis]

Huh

[brittle lily]

I’ve just lost the desire to f girls so I spend money on girls to do things for me

[atomic plume]

bro 😭

[glacial oriole]

you definitely get 0 play

[brittle lily]

I was with my girl for 9 months

[brittle lily]

And no, I don’t swing that way

[atomic plume]

rodon fantasy points is cooked

[vocal spindle]

dawg that was a free trial

[scarlet crow]

What does this even mean

[glacial oriole]

you have to be 13 💀

[brittle lily]

We did things, I just got tired

[atomic plume]

u gay ?

[brittle lily]

No

[scarlet crow]

Bro just wants to donate money

[brittle lily]

But instead of talking about my life, can we focus on the Red Sox vs Yankees game

[glacial oriole]

you brought it up first lmfao

[primal mountain]

yes, please....let's keep the talk on the baseball

[glacial oriole]

^

[atomic plume]

rodon finna hit fs 🤦🏾‍♂️

[brittle lily]

I want us to drop it now, I’ve said to much

[primal mountain]

Chisholm needs to eat another hamburger and fries

that guy is THIN

Was that O'Neill that bobbled that ball?

I have the volume turned down

yeah it was

[dawn urchin]

I have it on mute because MY GOD ARE THE ANNOUNCERS AWFUL

[primal mountain]

and they scored it a single for Wells

[dawn urchin]

Honestly a burger & some fries sound great right now

[primal mountain]

TINMAN LOVES TO EAT

lol

[dawn urchin]

Went to the doctors yesterday for a shot…. Let’s just say my weight does not support that support but I do love to eat

[brittle lily]

McDonald’s? So do I

[vocal spindle]

I’m boutta go full Chris brown mode bro

these chicks just hit my PARKED CAR

[brittle lily]

F them up

[dawn urchin]

Did have some Burger King today

[vocal spindle]

and then I get out to check the damage and these hoes get out, I thought they were at least gonna say something to me and they just WALK INTO CHIPOTLE

[dawn urchin]

WE NEED INSURANCE INFO RIGHT AWAY

[vocal spindle]

😐😐😐

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/car-keying-car-key-gif-21201624

lol

pretend like you dropped your keys near one of their tires....and puncture it

[wicked peak]

Ben Rice HR incoming…..

[primal mountain]

lol

[dawn urchin]

Never forget seeing a Reddit post saying owning a car is a horrible investment… honestly not gonna lie it’s definitely made me think

[primal mountain]

it's a horrible investment if you live in a city with awesome public transportation

If you live here in California...it's a must

[dawn urchin]

JOEY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAGE OLD WISE PERSON NOT PROMOTING KEYING

[primal mountain]

nah, those girls disrespected one of our own

https://tenor.com/view/gladiator-vengeance-revenge-maximus-decimus-russel-crowe-gif-16272715

[dawn urchin]

I would actually say it’s even questionable in California because of Uber & other car services

[primal mountain]

Uber and those other car services are expensive as hell

and you aren't in control

at least you control the vehicle where you want to go

and listen to the music you want to listen to

and control the internal climate controls however you want

[dawn urchin]

If I remember right the Reddit post argued when you factor in monthly car & insurance payments, gas, if anything happens you are suffering from it, depending where you live street parking is horrible or you might even have to pay for parking.

[primal mountain]

and eat in the car

and drink a soda in the car

and sleep in the car

etc.

lol

[dawn urchin]

Joeys response “IN THE CAR”

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-chilling-chillin-in-my-car-gif-17300345

[primal mountain]

Like if I lived in New York....I don't really need a car

If I lived in Los Angeles (which I kinda do), I need a car

[glacial oriole]

Red Sox nuke

[dawn urchin]

WE FIGURED IT OUT JOEYS… a little orange cat

[pliant gust]

They are cooking him now

[glacial oriole]

another red sox nuke

[scarlet crow]

Can they take out houck already

[atomic plume]

tanner out ?

[glacial oriole]

no need him for fantasy lol

[dawn urchin]

Waiting for the Olympic meme contest winners to be announced

[primal mountain]

I didn't win 😭

I was already informed

[glacial oriole]

Tomorrow is Skenes day btw

[dawn urchin]

How do you know?!? I haven’t seen anything

[primal mountain]

i have

https://tenor.com/F72j.gif

mound visit time

[glacial oriole]

Devers triple 😭

[atomic plume]

tanner 🤦🏾‍♂️

[dawn urchin]

JOEY KNOWS WINNERS

But sadly I have not seen anything or been informed of anything

[primal mountain]

DON'T PULL RODON

[atomic plume]

why tanner get took out 😭

[primal mountain]

LET HIM PITCH TO O'NEILL

[glacial oriole]

he didn’t get taken out

[dawn urchin]

& GIVE UP A HOMER?!

[brittle lily]

Just waiting for the K’s slip so I can take the over

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-yes-nod-agree-gif-9864414

[tidal garnet]

Yesss I bet wong wound hit a dong

[atomic plume]

they pulled him

[vocal spindle]

They just be giving anybody a drivers license bro

[brittle lily]

When bro?

[glacial oriole]

no they didn’t

[dawn urchin]

This is true & im just going to be honest at a certain age some people shouldn’t be allowed to drive

[primal mountain]

omg o'neill

[glacial oriole]

Virginia drivers are some of the worse i’ve ever seen

[atomic plume]

why his po stuck at 11

[brittle lily]

Is this reverse psychology because you took the under lmao

[atomic plume]

over 😂

[glacial oriole]

underdog broken, the 12th pitching out was a groundout by volpe

i promos he’s still in the game, they haven’t started warming anyone up yet

[atomic plume]

ohh he still in ?

[brittle lily]

I knew you were using reverse psychology lmao

[dry flare]

think about that for a second, i believe you'll get there

[umbral zealot]

everyone homes but o’neal u kidding me

[sly plank]

😭

[umbral zealot]

and it sucks cus i was debating for a boston hitter and took out rafael and refsnyder

and wont

wong

[brittle lily]

How is rodon still in the game lmao

[pliant gust]

He got out of it

[kindred condor]

Yall used the streaks yet???

[pliant gust]

Yes

[brittle lily]

Whoever took the under on Kutter Crawford congrats 3.5

[pliant gust]

Lol Tanner

[brittle lily]

Shit

I may need to go to a doctor because I keep forgetting his name

[half birch]

Houck twah is gonna be pulled in a sec

[brittle lily]

I actually took the under lol

[tulip lion]

What’s the odds am I cooking or fryed

[half birch]

Took Rodon and Houck under 12 so

[brittle lily]

Gotta use reverse psychology

[sage kite]

Houck selling

Need 1 more k from him

[brittle lily]

He’s getting relieved after this inning Womp Womp lol

[sage kite]

Ya I know

[brittle lily]

When you the over/under is 3.5 you know a pitcher sucks

[sage kite]

It was an alternate line

Ye he done now inning over

Frick

[vocal spindle]

Imagine thinking strikeouts make a pitcher good

[brittle lily]

I do

[vocal spindle]

You don’t know ball

[brittle lily]

You’re right

🤣

[dry flare]

where did you come from?

[pliant gust]

The top rope

[vocal spindle]

Strikeouts are worthless aside from betting. ERA is the biggest indicator.

[brittle lily]

That’s my point bra

[vocal spindle]

I’d rather have a pitcher that gives me 7 innings no hitters with 0 Ks than a pitcher who gives me 5 innings with a 4-5 ERA just bc they get a lot of strikeouts

[brittle lily]

I’m just speaking in betting sense

[vocal spindle]

Ngl he prolly should get his age checked

[pure saddle]

I’m cooked boys lol

[brittle lily]

Read my last comment, dummy

[vocal spindle]

I don’t care

“Dummy”

[atomic plume]

cmon mr tanner

[brittle lily]

Then stop messaging me “dummy”

[pure saddle]

How old are we? lol

[vocal spindle]

how you gonna mock your own insult?

[dry flare]

why are you coming in chat acting like this?

[brittle lily]

Are you gonna keep @ me?

[vocal spindle]

Calling a grown man dummy at this big age is crazy

[brittle lily]

Well I’m not like you

[dry flare]

chill

[primal mountain]

possilbe rain delay coming

[vocal spindle]

How you gonna reply to me when I wasn’t talking to you and then say stop messaging you?

[brittle lily]

Why do you keep @me?

[pearl trench]

This is the method

[vocal spindle]

Wasn’t even talking to you and you tagged me

YOURE the fan buddy

[primal mountain]

Gentlemen, please....don't argue

[brittle lily]

Ok man

[primal mountain]

we're all here to have a good time and talk about baseball

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/incident-escalation-dumpster-fire-gif-12971804

[vocal spindle]

“Are you gonna keep @ me” as he tags me…

Comedy

Newest VIP list addition

[primal mountain]

well, I just don't want anyone to get muted for a period of time

when it's not needed

[brittle lily]

But you’re speaking about a comment I made towards someone else so I have the right to defend myself

I’m done arguing

[dry flare]

yes please be done

[primal mountain]

thank you

[vocal spindle]

Nothing feels better than seeing that “blocked messages” bar pop up knowing you saved yourself the headache

I’m boutta go hoop ✌️

[dry flare]

😂

[sick vine]

We got revenge for that leon promo yesterday @dawn urchin 😂

[sage kite]

How is houck still in

[brittle lily]

I should’ve just private chatted him instead of getting everyone else involved

[primal mountain]

I get that you kids need to defend your honor after being slighted.....but the mods in here don't want that kind of talk....

BESIDES THE GAME'S ON

[brittle lily]

Kid?

[primal mountain]

oh sorry

I kinda let my age get the best of me when I talk in here

[sage kite]

Is rain better for the pitchers or batters?

[dry flare]

they dont know youre a grandpa 😂

[primal mountain]

I'm going to be 52 in September....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[pliant gust]

Neither really

[primal mountain]

but I can still hit a double on the baseball diamond

😉

[finite dock]

Im never tailing again dawg

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/what-sponge-bob-shocked-confused-what-the-gif-12645964

[sage kite]

Frick houck

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/uSRZ.gif

[vocal spindle]

woah, don’t group me with the middle schoolers Joey

[dry flare]

everyone here is a kid compared to joey

[primal mountain]

sorry, middle aged adult

lol

[sick vine]

https://tenor.com/view/boooooo-this-guy-stinks-serious-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11981386

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/john-candy-smile-gif-15318949

[scarlet crow]

Houck gotta be done now right

How many pitches he at

[dry flare]

leave it to joey to post pictures of guys who died before most of us were born

[vocal spindle]

Joey is really 12x my age 😭😭

[dry flare]

yeah i think so

97

[scarlet crow]

Please be done

[sage kite]

He at like 97 or something

[sage kite]

Oh I didn’t see this lol

[dawn urchin]

LETS GO BUDDY

[dawn urchin]

JOEYS FAVORITE VIDEO

[dry flare]

ive seen him use the arnold one more

[vocal spindle]

Average Joey pick outcome

[primal mountain]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE

[dry flare]

yes this one!

[finite dock]

How many outs tanner have

[wicked peak]

18

[finite dock]

My underdog says 17

[scarlet crow]

✅✅

[dry flare]

its 18 and hes done

[dry flare]

[signal verge]

We love when they just walk Soto back 2 back so my parlay chalks

[little spruce]

BANG

[sacred zenith]

Why are you surprised he’s getting walked

[fathom oracle]

Can oneill get a hit i beg

[little spruce]

He’ll fs get one I was originally gonna take his line. 7th inning still time

hope you cash

[fathom oracle]

Hes got one more ab left in him

Inshallah

[edgy shore]

Joey love baseball

[little spruce]

Jazz masterclass

[atomic plume]

wdf

[primal mountain]

not really.....only hit 1 complete 2-man slip

the rest were losers

oh....I got a 6/8 slip insurance win 😦

[pliant gust]

Rodon trying to cash that 7.5

And he gone

[atomic plume]

his ass still in ?

hit his fs by 1 wow

[dawn urchin]

JOEY IS THE MASTER OF VIDEO RESPONSES

[static summit]

Connor wong over 1.5 hrr tonight batting .323 vs lefty’s with a .910 ops percentage batting 3rd plenty of chances to clear this line also batting .250 vs rodon with 5 appearances and only striking out once which means he will put the ball in play to go over

I cooked on this write up

[dry flare]

JOEY IS THE MASTER OF VIDEO RESPONSES

[shrewd canopy]

Get back is started boys

[static summit]

Cash

Westbrook pulled