┆⚾・baseball

[calm plover]

naw

his count is low

[deep glacier]

holy shit

walk

please

god

rangers let me see a single double homerun anything

[grand iron]

Any bets for the dodgers giants game?

Ngl I didn’t even realized it started 💀

[deep glacier]

walk heim

pls

god

please

HOLY SHIT

3-3-

[craggy pendant]

When you have .161 hitter Chris Taylor getting hit everyone chalking.....night night

[raw cape]

wtf is seattle doing

2 hits in the first and nothing since

[finite dock]

Bro swing at a ball aimed at his shoulders.. MARINERS HITTERS ARE NOW ON THE BAN LIST

[raw cape]

and then swinging at that

[craggy pendant]

Seattle is dreck of the league....led by their all star .246 hitter JRod

[vocal spindle]

Told me what

[rare mulch]

White Sox in 5

WS champs

[vocal spindle]

Dbacks got blown out

[raw cape]

i just need 2 more hits

[vocal spindle]

And white Sox tied rn

[rare mulch]

Ik

They blew it

[vocal spindle]

Potential 0/2 masterclass still in play

[rare mulch]

They was up 3-1

[glacial oriole]

💵

[craggy pendant]

MLB has become
Like NBA...f'n impossible

[raw cape]

seattle sucks ass

[rare mulch]

Yk if he finishes the 6th and they take the lead next inning u might chalk

[glacial oriole]

just got pulled at 5.1

[rare mulch]

Or if he even gets a K

[rare mulch]

Ahhhh

I was abt to say

[craggy pendant]

Ragans chalk
Ranger chalk (that is on me), guy sucks.
Freddie....show up for
Gods sake!

[vocal spindle]

This game is nuts

[quiet pendant]

Cash

[glacial oriole]

waited till he got pulled to send it

[vocal spindle]

Dbacks or white Sox?

Bc white Sox weren’t

[rare mulch]

I would love to go to a game that goes to extras

[rare mulch]

Snacks

Dbacks

[vocal spindle]

When white Sox tied it up it was crazy in here

[rare mulch]

Bobby Witt happened

[glacial oriole]

Until Ranger Suarez back issues seem to get fixed i’m going to take his under every time

[rare mulch]

Bro hit for a cycle or almost did

[deep glacier]

somehow oak is winning

somehow rockies are winning

somehow white sox and rangers tied

[craggy pendant]

I played him on one of the 3rd world apps and chalked

[deep glacier]

how is oak winning 4-0

[craggy pendant]

Because baseball.....

CS2 which is rigged is easier to win two man slips than MLB

[glacial oriole]

3rd world apps is wild 😭

[soft copper]

Ohtani

Y

[deep glacier]

lets

go

homer

red sox

5-5

[vocal spindle]

3 of the 7 white Sox fans in the world are sitting in front of me bruh

[raw cape]

anderson cooking wtf

[deep glacier]

need a hit from langford

[vestal sparrow]

anderson a dawg low key

[deep glacier]

ofc the bases loaded in the 10th inning and not any other inning where we needed it

langford known for selling

we cooked

[craggy pendant]

Everyone freaks out when you post other app slips here, but it's impossible to win on UD.....facts

[deep glacier]

YEAHH

[vestal sparrow]

LANGFORD

[flint juniper]

I need Anderson to pitch 6 innings

[deep glacier]

LETS GO

[vocal spindle]

WALKOFF

WALKOFF

[deep glacier]

yo

@prime sluice

guess who just won

[vocal spindle]

BANGGGGG

[deep glacier]

okay im so happy that the rangers won............... wtf is going on with the astros

arrighetti u mf

[vestal sparrow]

spencer is ass

[deep glacier]

god damn it

I know hes ass

I kinda aint realize he was pitching

dudes throwing straight shit

[marble mirage]

Bryce needs to lock in and get some Ks

not sure how he only has 2 rn

[deep glacier]

I beg for the astros to win

please

take out spencer

pls

[vocal spindle]

Famous final words

Never celebrate too early

[rare mulch]

Yup u got me

I will take it

[marble mirage]

0-2 count to 3-2 then a ground out. sigh

[rare mulch]

But it wasn’t a bad take

I stand by it

[deep glacier]

god damn it

[vocal spindle]

It shouldn’t have been that sweaty

But made for a good game

[marble mirage]

there we go bryce

[craggy pendant]

He's terrible. Why would you ever bet for him?

[deep glacier]

relax bro

trust

astros win

[marble mirage]

thtat 3rd strike was not i nthe zone but I will take it

[deep glacier]

trust astros hitting dimes now

home run left and right

[craggy pendant]

Nah the buzzer ain't going off tonight....

[abstract citrus]

Does Spaghetti come out for the 6th?

[deep glacier]

no

[marble mirage]

astros aint winning

[deep glacier]

yeah they are

[deep glacier]

have hope

[vestal sparrow]

i love skubal

[deep glacier]

yeah bregman

nice single

lmfao

[craggy pendant]

Mighty mid*et chalk

[deep glacier]

nice astros hitting the ball now

[hushed ginkgo]

Suarez gon chalk by 2 on the fantasy

[deep glacier]

astros just sold a bases loaded

wtf

[sterile dagger]

myers so ass bro

[deep glacier]

i know bro

astros could’ve tied it there

insane bro wtf

[raw cape]

SEATTLE OFFENSE U SUCK

[deep glacier]

dawg wtf it’s 7th inning

spencer still in?

are we being fr

wait it’s 6th

can’t count

[cosmic stump]

BRO NO WAY SPENCER CASH

Idk how he still in with 4 earned runs but idc cash

[obsidian oxide]

Is Duran props chalked..?

[deep glacier]

yo istg what’s spencer doing

letting balls go deep center field

even though fly outs

god damn

[half birch]

Duran I need you to get 1 run

[glacial oriole]

no he isn’t he is stuck at 19

[finite dock]

0-2 on tyler anderson bets today

Fk me

[vestal sparrow]

what were they

[deep glacier]

astros getting pieced up

[raw cape]

I JUST GOT .5 HOOKED BY A GOBLIN

[deep glacier]

ain’t no way

[obsidian oxide]

Did he just get it..?

[raw cape]

3.5 ha

[half birch]

Ya

He got O 2.5 HRR

[obsidian oxide]

Yessir…I need snell with two more Ks..

[half birch]

Went positive on the day ik happy and still have one more slip alive

Need adell 1 HRR idk if he will get it

Damn he robbed that hr

[obsidian oxide]

One more K snell..

[finite dock]

The mariners are doing everything in they power to ruin my 5 slips today

😭😭

Hits ohoppe a second time when i need a homer out of him

[obsidian oxide]

Y’all think snell go one more inning..?

[cosmic stump]

Bro I need snell to give up one more hit

[cosmic stump]

Yea his pitch count hella low rn

Could even go 2 more innings

[obsidian oxide]

Bet..I need one more K

[finite dock]

Bryce miller having a meltdown when i need ONE out from him

Dude if he gets pulled rn imma retire and tail all of @dawn urchin bets

[mossy geyser]

Y’all think ohtani will get a base

[finite dock]

He better i need a homer or double

😡

Everyone wanna steal bases when i bet homer and wanna hit homers when i bet SB

[sterile dagger]

this rockies game crazy lol

[thorn lantern]

Freeman better not sell 😐

[gritty radish]

im genuinely curious, why do you always have “..” in a text?

[raw cape]

i swear if i lose a 6 man with multiple demons bc i got .5 hooked bc of a 3.5HA

[obsidian oxide]

@gritty radish just because be bored lol..

[deep glacier]

astros man

[finite dock]

Snell owns ohtani my god

[grizzled surge]

Bruh

[half birch]

Rip

[dawn urchin]

I NEED AN UPDATE WHAT HAPPENED?!? Did he get it done?!?

[obsidian oxide]

Snell selling..

[cosmic stump]

Another cash let’s goo

[dawn urchin]

Feasting

[cosmic stump]

up $120 today 🙂‍↔️

[finite dock]

He got it done powered through his pitch count to finish the inning now i need ohtani to hit a double for 15x 🤑

[obsidian oxide]

Snell sold me he’s done…

[dawn urchin]

Only up $25… could have been more only if the twins vs Phillies was a NRFI

[dawn urchin]

ROOTING FOR YOU

[cosmic stump]

I Never trust the Phillies with ranger on the line

[cosmic seal]

shohei got me or nah

[worn cloud]

Shohei got owned today by snell 😭

[finite dock]

Teo owns Snell 😭

[dawn urchin]

It wasn’t him who let me down. It was the twins pitcher who gave up a 2 run homer to Harper.

[cosmic stump]

Oh dam 😭

[raw cape]

so uh i just got double .5 hooked for a 24x

and both got 2 first inning

[finite dock]

Still hurts 🙁

[half birch]

3/4 on slips and 7/8 on picks today I’m happy

[thorn lantern]

I’m shitting in my pants rn 😭

[dawn urchin]

MY DAWG HAS BEEN MAKING THIS A DAILY THING

[half birch]

What’s the payout or multiplier

[finite dock]

Was this cooked or did bro just press random buttons

[thorn lantern]

80xs

[thorn lantern]

I cooked it up in the morning

[grizzled surge]

Cooked he a 8 leg demon

[half birch]

Damn down to Freddie’s last ab if he gets one

[grizzled surge]

Not he’s first time hittin it

[half birch]

If the game is tied and Freddie he is clutching up

[abstract citrus]

Cash me out

[finite dock]

this is cash

Freddie the 🐐

[obsidian oxide]

Smh…

Duran hit btw game just still going..

[finite dock]

can’t bet against the Dodgers

well you can but you gotta 100% trust the pitcher

[obsidian oxide]

He had so many chances which is the problem..

[dawn urchin]

ELMO DUNK

[rare mulch]

Rockies choke

Let’s gooo Tanner houck coming back into the game

He’s gonna cash

Sweating my ass off

[half birch]

No way the Rockies choke this

[tall scaffold]

HEYYYYY

[lime marten]

so close💔

[rare mulch]

Tovar walk off

https://tenor.com/view/colorado-rockies-ezequiel-tovar-rockies-baseball-hit-lets-go-rockies-gif-16704571391067800790

🐐

[cosmic seal]

L ohtani

[finite dock]

SHO YOU SUCK

[cosmic seal]

constant strikeouts

be averaging at least 2 SO per game

[finite dock]

I’m 0-6 today..

^

[half birch]

Gl

[rare mulch]

I’m 0-8

With hooks 😂😂😂

[umbral zealot]

BRO WAS THAT NOT A SINGLE

FREDDIE HIT THE BALL AND GOT A BASE WTF

[raw cape]

wow fielders choice

[half birch]

No it’s a fielders choice

He needs Freddie to get a run

[raw cape]

wow dodgers getting bailed

[half birch]

No they not

I’m watching live the pitches weren’t there

[raw cape]

those were K’s

[half birch]

That strike zone is wrong

[raw cape]

ball don’t lie

[finite dock]

Did ohtani fk you too?

[half birch]

The strike zone on tv showed them all as balls

[raw cape]

freeman got left on second oof

[acoustic zephyr]

Shit was interference too(might be biast tho looked like it to me)

😭

I mean bros leg literally moves his foot off the bag 💀

[coarse marlin]

ohtani 🗿

[umbral zealot]

so foul bro

[pearl raft]

J.P Crawford from the Mariners was HBP in 1st inning and didn’t return… he had 0 AB and was graded as an L?

[raw cape]

oof

[round cape]

shoulda known

[raw cape]

that would be a #╭❓・support-chat

[round cape]

giants need to score rn so i can go to OT

[half birch]

Dodgers W

[acoustic zephyr]

Giants are ass

💀

I love my giants but we suck 😭

We have like no consistent bats 💀

It's like they have one or two plays who get in fire then they lose it

[umbral zealot]

freddie we need to talk bro

fielders choice is a stupid rule bro

[pearl raft]

these pp lowkey stole my money tonight

[marble mirage]

Lmao

[finite dock]

Wym

[umbral zealot]

cus it takes away the hit of the batter

i haven’t hit a parlay in 3 weeks

[scarlet crow]

No way 💀💀 and they lost

[raw cape]

opinion on duran tomorrow?

[finite dock]

Cause it wasnt a hit 😭

Hope you know if they hit it to center field and the fielder drops the catch it wont count as a hit for your bet

These valid?

[half birch]

This gonna be at 1.6x in the morning I bet

[finite dock]

1.45x

[half birch]

Trying to find a pair then gonna hop off

[hasty pike]

Yeah whatever

[dusty jolt]

Lmk if u do

So I can tail

[half birch]

Went 3/4 today on slips and you had the only one that chalked, sorry

[finite dock]

I think Sale 6.5 is free

7.5 gonna be a sweat but it’s 100% possible

[dusty jolt]

Bro don’t be sorry lmao

It’s $5

I’m tailing for the pure small chance that I can win 3x

[half birch]

I like it just not a ton at 1.43x

[finite dock]

7.5 for 2.12x is crazy value imo

[dusty jolt]

F it?

Going for it all

[half birch]

Don’t mind it cincy strikes out the 5th most

[finite dock]

I think that’s cash

[finite dock]

4th most against left handed pitchers

[half birch]

8 is just tough

[finite dock]

you must not know Sale’s game

[half birch]

I think I’ll stay off it

[half birch]

I do

[dusty jolt]

I’m a braves fan

So itworks out

Sale will clutch tmrw

[half birch]

Might as well then

[finite dock]

last two starts against CIN

[half birch]

Sale will probably be even tomorrow at 7.5

[finite dock]

shit is my POTD 😭🙏

[half birch]

Already have 2 skenes pick so I’m probably good for tn

May do sale with someone else

[bleak mountain]

man i just remembered

my dolphins havent won a playoff series in 23 seasons

[fallow pasture]

Minus there terrible performance. Dont do Rage slips

[finite dock]

✅❌

[finite dock]

NRFI is banned

😂

I been cashing em recently

[finite dock]

Feel you tho

in theory that’s cash

I just have a feeling Skenes going to let off a homer 1st inning

and I’m still taking his fantasy despite that 😭🙏

I’m taking his 7.5ks

[lusty ember]

Isn’t skenes PO’s a better take?

[finite dock]

do you know who Skenes is?

[pearl raft]

the boy left the game on a HBP and didn’t came back, not a single at bat… and this scammers grade him as a Lost 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ they back to scamming again

[sinful thunder]

I see you did post in support, they'll get it squared away. It's obv a misgrade.

[bleak tiger]

bro chose peace

evil ash

[sinful thunder]

Lol

[bleak tiger]

sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday

[dry flare]

are they not rescuing him? dude fractured his finger

[pearl raft]

he’s getting rescued 🙏🏽

[dry flare]

oh ok cause that would have been really messed up if they didnt

[pearl raft]

this app is a joke

they refunded the $6, when i clearly won the entry 🤣🤣

[dry flare]

thats how they do rescues

you get a special now

dont ask me why but thats how theyve always done it

[thorn lantern]

Tough break again 😐 can never hit a clean 8 man 😭

[dry flare]

dammit freddie. but profit is profit

[pearl raft]

it’s messed up tbh

[dry flare]

yeah i wish they would do it more like just DNP them but this is what they gave us

[dry flare]

thats very specific 😂

[sick vine]

Just a heads up boys, Skenes 0.5 K on Betr. $10 limit. Can use multiple times 💪🏻

[glacial oriole]

all rescues are refunds

[dawn urchin]

If you had snoop carrying the Olympic torch in Paris… GG

[dry flare]

yeah i put $500 on it +6000

[thorn lantern]

Thank me later 😁 8 mans coming soon

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-12629347036627000898

[finite dock]

I got 100$ to put down what’s a lock y’all got?

[valid ruin]

rs

[burnt juniper]

Pitching outs not showing for me for Jose

[sick vine]

Don’t let me down Skenes 💪🏻

[rare mulch]

They didn’t wanna give up that money 😂

Shi crazy

[lunar patio]

brudda pls just go to 5

[thorn lantern]

I be wanting to but that profit not worth it imo

20 for 400 is crazy 😭, but 20 for 8 is 1600

[valid ruin]

no knowledge on baseball and i just wanna know if yall think my slip hittin

but that shit ain’t sending 😭

[lunar patio]

but gang the way u so close to these 8 mans

you’ll smack a 5 man easily

[thorn lantern]

That’s definitly a fact I’ll prob try some today since no wnba til august 15 🥲

[sterile dagger]

u will never profit in the long run thinking like this

doing only 8 legs is crazy

[royal wedge]

$50 8 man

[rare mulch]

Right but bro clearly got big balls

[royal wedge]

Don’t let these dudes fool you

[sterile dagger]

stupid balls that’s fasho

🤣

[rare mulch]

I’d never drop anything over $10 on a 8man

[royal wedge]

They stopping you from hitting big

[nocturne sedge]

Free?

[royal wedge]

Home run?

[rare mulch]

Nothing is free abt a homer

[royal wedge]

Free in the same sentence

Diabolical

[pearl trench]

Under homer 😶‍🌫️

[royal wedge]

Chalk

[rare mulch]

This isn’t rocket science

[pearl trench]

Do what you want with this

[civic epoch]

gleyber torres

[bleak mountain]

vladdy owns this trash ass rays pitche

[chrome rock]

We fading skenes today?

[chrome rock]

Free money take the over

[bleak mountain]

damn judge hr a 2.0x

shit not even worth taking

[obsidian oxide]

Should I take Skenes 5.5Ks..?

[dry flare]

alt line or discount?

[obsidian oxide]

Goblin on pp.. @dry flare

so yeah a alt line.

[olive isle]

damn they took off his fantasy points on UD

[dry flare]

i rarely find goblins to be worth it

[sick vine]

Honestly

They really aren’t tbh

[dry flare]

they can still sell

[obsidian oxide]

True, but I have a $25 protected play I have to use..😭

[sick vine]

Too many times man 😂

[obsidian oxide]

@sick vine @dry flare example number one😭😭..

Duran cashed.

[bleak mountain]

might be free

[sick vine]

I had his pitcher outs goblin thankfully yesterday

I got lucky

Cause I was about to take that prop

[desert vale]

Anyone know bout suraz

[obsidian oxide]

@sick vine crazy thing is he had so many chances to get the last K..😭

[sick vine]

Yea I was watching it! Shit was weird af

[dry flare]

yeah goblins just another way for pp to screw you

[desert vale]

What's suaraz h2h stats vs marlins

[obsidian oxide]

Right..I was like damn he really can’t get another strike😭

[obsidian oxide]

Oh definitely I just don’t know about Skenes regular line of 7.5Ks..

[bleak mountain]

goblins the most scam shit ever

same with demons

[obsidian oxide]

I really be looking at some of these and scratch my head.😭

[bleak mountain]

u can olay those lines on diff books as a reg line

and with demons u can find books that payout wayy more than pp

[half birch]

Thoughts

[dry flare]

that payout for sale is nice why doesnt UD have him spicy for that line 😭

[half birch]

I did it last night

He is now 1.67x for over

[dry flare]

ah

nice value

[dusty jolt]

Nice

I got 2.12x as well

[half birch]

Cincy strikes out a lot so decided to do it

[dusty jolt]

Damn

$51 is a lot

[sterile dagger]

def is for a donation

could of just gave that to u @dusty jolt

[dusty jolt]

How much u up from sports betting

If ur willing to put $50 on a. Parlay

[livid niche]

Skenes ks a lock what y’all think

[hushed ginkgo]

Sleeper got the best value

[shy socket]

🙏

[finite dock]

Anyone got any locks?

[little spruce]

a couple for sure

Salvador perez for a strikeout, pitcher owns him. Santander OHRR Luis gill Under 32.5 fantasy points

I cooked a crazy 8 man

Been winning a ton lately

[bleak mountain]

fuck perez

[little spruce]

Great slip, I took vlads HRR and ozunas bases. He’s been going crazy lately

[bleak mountain]

fat fuck

[little spruce]

I agree 100% so I just fade the ugly mf

been working

[bleak mountain]

only one im worried abt is butler

[little spruce]

want to take a peek at my 8 man? I did hella research on it

I think it’ll go all 8.

[bleak mountain]

but he been one of the hottest hitters in baseball, i see him getting a hit and bleday or andujar bringing him in

[little spruce]

Trust me don’t even worry

He’ll hit

[bleak mountain]

and like vladdy is 8/11 vs rays pitcher and ozuna is 2/5 with 2 homers vs reds pitcher

[bleak mountain]

send it

[little spruce]

Not only has he been going insane, he’s facing a new face pitcher that’s been letting up bad. He’ll cook

You cooked bro

making small slips rn for the real dough. Only make confident 8 mans to see if I get lucky 🤣

been working though

[bleak mountain]

love that

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/hustle-gif-8306521

[little spruce]

Let’s get paid today 🙏 amazing slate today ngl.

you have a good one bro. See you when the games start

[bleak mountain]

is all u be doing 8 mans 😭

[thorn lantern]

Facts imma green out today I feel it in the bones 😭😭

[bleak mountain]

broooo

[little spruce]

Lowkey that shit gon hit but perez under singles scare me dawg.

perez does whack shit he’s 0/6 against the pitcher with 3 strikeouts against him

[thorn lantern]

Was about to do a 5 man then I had to lock in with myself 😂

[little spruce]

good value on that imo

[bleak mountain]

burleson singles

might be free

[little spruce]

Defo free

yall have a good one

[thorn lantern]

Houston vs OAK the money making game

[mossy saddle]

how yall feel about crochet u3.5 HA

[bleak mountain]

might be time to depo on fliff

do they got a deposit match

[jaunty crater]

Damn volpe TB bumped 🤦🏽‍♂️

I tried to get his .5

[long gorge]

🙏 good luck bro

[royal wedge]

Paul ks are reduced🗿

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-26419383

After I take this dub today

[umbral zealot]

discount tdy ?

[finite dock]

How confident are u?

[lunar patio]

nobody

[thorn lantern]

I’m more confident in this

[digital bay]

Which 2 man you most confident in?

[thorn lantern]

All of them tbh just gotta pick one

https://tenor.com/view/lakers-gif-10587778

[digital bay]

I got Paul skenes o7.5 strike outs too

Good prop or delete the fuckin app?

[tepid plover]

yall see any good rivals?

[thorn lantern]

Vladimir got a good chance today expecially with match up

[thorn lantern]

Take Vladimir this pitcher today is Shawn Armstrong

[digital bay]

His .5 hit got taken off which one should I do I didn’t really study him all too much

Nvm ima take his hits like you did plays

[jaunty crater]

They barely even be dropping in there 😂😂

[little spruce]

Vlad 100% is the most likely, 2nd id say altuve, gun, or soto. Really depends what you want

[digital bay]

All bumped

[spark vault]

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[digital bay]

How cooked am I?

Here’s more stats for today boys let’s green out

[mossy saddle]

gatekeeping the streaks

[bleak mountain]

another way to donate

[spark vault]

another way to get rich

[bleak mountain]

bro 🤣

[spark vault]

https://x.com/zirksee/status/1815780049972273201?s=46

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Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 4:04 PM

[digital bay]

Let’s all start contributing to making 2 man and get rich together 😏💨

Everyone in this bih

[spark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[bleak mountain]

lmao so its like a streak

u keep on adding until u miss and lose ur bread

[dry flare]

woah this is new

[empty moss]

UD DOING 1000x NOW??

OUOWEEEE

ANOTHER 10K OTW

[tropic dome]

this is real

[crimson star]

i’m back

how does this new shit work

[spark vault]

w troll 😂

[crimson star]

so if ur original pick 2 hits do u get paid out or what how ts work

[marble mirage]

1000x boutta go crazy

[tall scaffold]

😭😭

https://tenor.com/view/money-runmethat-coin-gif-13205899

[marble mirage]

For the 10x payout

😂

[dry flare]

whats 1000x times .7x 11 times? 😭

[marble mirage]

If even that

[humble jungle]

lollipop included in the mail too

[deep glacier]

astros money braves money orioles money?

[little spruce]

They just took sotos bases as we speak

[humble jungle]

nvm they will tax the lollipop😭

[little spruce]

Was placing that mf as they took it

[tropic dome]

but wait if it’s a live pick can put it in🤔

[devout condor]

What we thinking about Gil?

[dry flare]

how painful will it be with the 11th pick gets 2Ks in the first?

[bleak mountain]

bro

this is free

[deep glacier]

?

[sullen lake]

Gil over 4 hits allowed or na

[thorn lantern]

11 man here I come 💯

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-headbang-head-banging-rocking-out-devil-horns-gif-1131186391102601234

[little spruce]

He ain’t gon play good take his under on fantasy points mf barely goes over especially against Mets it’s free

[deep glacier]

paul 10+ strike outs

[signal verge]

Valid?

[sullen lake]

Bet

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/limp-bizkit-mario-rapping-gif-8797496219138656154

[dry flare]

who is it?

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/american-dragon-jake-long-evil-laugh-evil-evil-grin-evil-smile-gif-14865426

[bleak mountain]

trash ass picks

[dry flare]

im always here and i dont hate

[bleak mountain]

ud k

[dry flare]

oh dont worry its just a bot

[abstract citrus]

🙂‍↔️nuhhh uhhhh

[bleak mountain]

employee ^

[rare mulch]

Tryna get more money?

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-news-fakenews-lie-lying-gif-22115427

[rare mulch]

11mans

[abstract citrus]

SIR YES SIR! Any pitchers that you aren’t feeling?

[bleak mountain]

lets ask chat gpt whos hitting a homer

[humble jungle]

if i hit a 11 man i want @long gorge to personally send it to me from his savings

[dry flare]

@granite geyser who is hitting a homer today

[little spruce]

-5 fantasy points last game he played them, and 2nd to last game he played them he got pulled in the 4/5th inning.

[humble jungle]

💀

[rare mulch]

Watch how u go 10/11 and u only get 3x

[abstract citrus]

Nope you call me AI you lose slip

[rare mulch]

😂😂😂

[humble jungle]

ONG

[vestal sparrow]

so you can place 11 legs now

[abstract citrus]

Interesting potato

[dry flare]

we keep a record of everything our bots do

[abstract citrus]

Right

Making it bad luck

[clever otter]

Yall boys takes skenes right

[bleak mountain]

woahhh

[abstract citrus]

Nope

[bleak mountain]

simeon might be free 👀

[dry flare]

i alr posted skenes pick so if anything the AI was trained on my post

[rare mulch]

Skenes going under

[abstract citrus]

😂😂

Bros hilarious

[tall scaffold]

Ya with him rn

[deep glacier]

is this good ?

[dry flare]

anything i post is certified chalk

[tall scaffold]

He said he might throw 102 tn depending how he feels

[bleak mountain]

have u ever hit a #┊🏀・basketball-picks slip

😭

[zenith crane]

Anybody got any HR slips for tonight?

[dry flare]

yeah multiple but none for MLB

[rare mulch]

Nice

[dry flare]

well i take that back i think i got a flex W on mlb in there

[bleak mountain]

that chat full of chalk

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/chalk-zone-gif-7322971

they call this

[half birch]

Damn 11 pickem

[rare mulch]

We putting $50 down on a 11man I’ll be richer than Jeff bezos

Bang

[bleak mountain]

tag him

[dry flare]

you would literally still be making less than he makes per minute

[rare mulch]

Wait rlly?

[bleak mountain]

grizzlies had nba rotation players n we still kicked they ass

[dry flare]

he made almost a grand every second in 2023

[finite dock]

Who’s tryna get a 2 man streak going

[rare mulch]

Oh snap

[long gorge]

[humble jungle]

1/30000000 chance bro don’t worry🤣

[rare mulch]

I’d be making Mr beast money

[dry flare]

just accept the donations 😂

[bleak mountain]

grizzlies are ass

[vocal spindle]

Someone says this every week

[rare mulch]

They’ll be up this year if they can stay healthy

[vocal spindle]

same dude that took white Sox and diamondbacks moneylines last night btw

[rare mulch]

Lmao

Game went to extras

[vocal spindle]

Lost

[tacit knot]

skenes is the goat

betting under is disrespectfuk

[calm plover]

shota>

[rare mulch]

Didn’t actually lmao

💀💀

[vocal spindle]

W glaze

[half birch]

Is this crochet’s last game as a white Sox

[calm plover]

who knows

[rare mulch]

Maybe

[tacit knot]

ill always glaze my king

[rare mulch]

Maybe not

[bleak mountain]

shit

white sox ml was looking good

[rare mulch]

Actually think I’m being serious.

[lavish island]

Comeback to this message after skenes disaster class today

[rare mulch]

I have bro over

I was replying to a message

[calm plover]

shows his last 2 games🤣🤣🤣

[clever otter]

This is dick eating

[vocal spindle]

😂😂

Is crochet limited today

[rare mulch]

Sale is the goat

[rare mulch]

Yes.

[lavish island]

Yo do you have skenes over ?

[rare mulch]

Crochet going to the dodgers confirmed

[vocal spindle]

So my over 14.5 Ks habanero is cooked?

[clever otter]

Skenes is so free

[vocal spindle]

Who

[lavish island]

Have you make any slips with skenes on it?

[calm plover]

why can’t i send photos😭😭

[clever otter]

No i don't believe so

[rare mulch]

Yap

[vocal spindle]

I hate to say it but rangers getting cooked today

[half birch]

You not lvl 5 bud

[clever otter]

You have to level up

[rare mulch]

White Sox ML

[clever otter]

Shits dumb

[half birch]

No it’s not

[calm plover]

L

[half birch]

Do you want to have bots spamming photos

[rare mulch]

Right pick last night. They blew it twice 😂😂😂😂

[clever otter]

https://tenor.com/view/saweetie-twerk-twerking-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-9060908764497962576

[rare mulch]

Lmao

[clever otter]

@granite geyser

[vocal spindle]

I was at the game last night and the rangers had my blood pressure at an all time high.

Mickey Mouse win

[humble jungle]

😭

[rare mulch]

Glad we know

White Sox in 3

[calm plover]

stinkers

[dry flare]

try now

[vestal sparrow]

crochet unders are so green

[calm plover]

shush now

[rare mulch]

How come

[amber wren]

im a gummy bear

[half birch]

2 good games congrats

[vocal spindle]

Don’t make the troll this easy bro

[vestal sparrow]

he’s limited again

[calm plover]

not like he had a .89 era for like 7 games

[vocal spindle]

I don’t actually care

[calm plover]

oh noooo

a bad game

[half birch]

5 years ago

[dry flare]

this is what you wanted image perms for? i should take it back

[calm plover]

lit this season but ok

[vocal spindle]

oh my gosh! 2 good games!

[bleak mountain]

watch out he power lifts

[rare mulch]

They do have a PO line for that reason?

On UD

[vocal spindle]

in KBO 😭

[clever otter]

Are you slow

You just reminded me to take Jose berios

Thanks

[rare mulch]

White Sox raping Jon tdy

[calm plover]

.89 ers for 9’games💀💀💀💀

but yea 2 good games

[half birch]

7 ER

[rare mulch]

Crochet pitching like 4 innings

[vocal spindle]

First thing I see on that screen is 7 earned runs

[clever otter]

No they aren't

[vocal spindle]

Idk what I’m supposed to be looking at

[rare mulch]

He getting 8ks

[clever otter]

Lorenzen gave them 7ks

[rare mulch]

Jus wait

[calm plover]

lmao cringe ass dick eat💀💀💀

[bleak mountain]

dumbass

[rare mulch]

He ass

[vocal spindle]

you riding him like a rodeo bro 😭

he don’t know you dawg

[calm plover]

8ks but ok

[vocal spindle]

I promise it’s not that serious

[clever otter]

Exactly

[bleak mountain]

nigga

[half birch]

Went 7/8 and yeli sold me yesterday gl

[calm plover]

skenes don’t know i eigehr gang

[clever otter]

And if he's ass

[rare mulch]

Nigga

[bleak mountain]

sees 8ks and thinks hes good

[rare mulch]

LMAOOOO

[clever otter]

What

[bleak mountain]

lorenzen is a bum lmao

[rare mulch]

I can get 8ks vs little leaguers

[clever otter]

Jon gray is better than lorenzen

[primal mountain]

Yelich's history against Taillon looks promising

[calm plover]

good job 💀

[clever otter]

The white Sox are little leaguers then ig

[bleak mountain]

wow

theyre both ass

gray is jus more ass

[clever otter]

Not getting trolled

[soft copper]

Naw fr

😂😂😂

[clever otter]

I'm gone

Nice rage bait bro

[digital bay]

Goddam

[calm plover]

and soxs not the worst in baseball💀💀

[soft copper]

Umm white Sox little league now ??

[vocal spindle]

Then who is

[bleak mountain]

im not trolling 😭🤣

[rare mulch]

Thank you

I’m the goat

Easily

[calm plover]

meant it as a questioj

[rare mulch]

I own every pitcher on ur fav team

[soft copper]

So white Sox suck n Jon gray good now ?? Yea finna gone head roll up

[rare mulch]

And higher

Hitter

[vocal spindle]

Ohh

[pure saddle]

Wheeler for 7 ks today ?

[clever otter]

What ?

[calm plover]

white soxs are trash as fick😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

not Dane dunning lil bro

[bleak mountain]

white sox got some solid hitters

[clever otter]

Yes this isn't something new

[rare mulch]

Can’t believe yaal think Jon gray is good

Yaal casuals

[soft copper]

Bro they literally arguing about white Sox being bad and Jon gray being up

[clever otter]

I mean they are an mlb team

[soft copper]

White Sox not bad at all

[bleak mountain]

no way ppl think jon gray is good

[rare mulch]

Now we defending Michael lorenzon?

[clever otter]

What ????

[soft copper]

But Jon gray is terrible 😂😂😂😂

[rare mulch]

😂😂😂

L casuals

[clever otter]

You in Baltimore ?

[calm plover]

records says otherwise

[clever otter]

Come throw them

[soft copper]

Bro against Jon gray they gone be good 😂😂😂😂

[bleak mountain]

its mainly pitching that fucks them

[vocal spindle]

Hold up lemme get screenshots ima use the shota logic 😂

[clever otter]

You gotta fight me for saying that dumb ass shit

[soft copper]

broo

I can’t it’s to early to be playing with y’all

[calm plover]

lorenzen baked them

[rare mulch]

I’d K everyone on ur fav team

Lorenzon just gave up 5 runs to the angels

😂😂😂😂

Casuals

[vocal spindle]

“Shush”

[soft copper]

Ehh

[rare mulch]

Lmaoooo

[vocal spindle]

This what bro looked like defending shota

[bleak mountain]

might be the most fluke stretch of all time

[rare mulch]

Seen that shi

😂😂

[soft copper]

I just need Jon gray to get 5 ks today n he’ll forever be better than mr 5 runs to the ANGELS

[vocal spindle]

The Sox??

[rare mulch]

I’d bake lorenzon

[calm plover]

bro baker the royals hell yea

[soft copper]

That’s 4 good hitting teams

[calm plover]

baked

[dry flare]

i know youre joking but he seriously pitched 8 innings with 3Ks 😭

[rare mulch]

Damn o’s fucced him

Bad

[vocal spindle]

Don’t worry I don’t actually think Jon gray is good

I’m a rangers fan ik just how bad Jon gray is

[rare mulch]

Jon gray pitched 8 innings with 3ks

Bro is trash

[clever otter]

Angels are better than the whitesox

[rare mulch]

😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼

[clever otter]

wtf

[calm plover]

all eliye games btw

[soft copper]

Whaaaaaaatttt??

[rare mulch]

8Ip with 3ks yeah Jon gray is trash add

[vocal spindle]

shush

[calm plover]

white soxs are the worst in baseball

[rare mulch]

lol nice take

[calm plover]

who’s worse💀💀💀💀

[bleak mountain]

white sox currently better than guardians

[rare mulch]

Ur team

[vocal spindle]

Crazy hot take

[soft copper]

I just wanna see smb strike out kwan

[deep glacier]

white sox currently better than the yankees

[vocal spindle]

😂😂

[rare mulch]

lol like what

Bro going by record

U casual

[bleak mountain]

trash ass guardians

[sleek ferry]

Total bases be feeling so free until these mfs step up to plate 😭

[calm plover]

bottom 5 for every hitting catagory btw

[rare mulch]

Same guy that said if u get a high Strikeout number ur good 😂😂😆😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[soft copper]

Luis Roberts is they number 1 hitter so you know it’s bad

[rare mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-pov-you-yiffariot-gif-25745949

[clever otter]

What

[vocal spindle]

Can’t convince me that the Yankees, dodgers or Phillies are better than the white Sox im ngl

[clever otter]

Bottom 3

[soft copper]

Muted

[bleak mountain]

guardians have won like 2 of their last 10 games

[vocal spindle]

im gonna lie

[rare mulch]

Like what they tripping

[calm plover]

apparently 8ks 2 er and 5 innings isn’t good is it

[clever otter]

Not getting trolled

[rare mulch]

Nah bro u said 8ks

[vocal spindle]

Bro took me seriously LOL

[rare mulch]

Don’t try to switch

[clever otter]

Yall boys go ahead and lose yall money today

[soft copper]

Naw I didn’t

[lavish island]

Yea bro is going crazy 🤦‍♂️

[true shoal]

Is the plus or minus a good thing on the spread for bets? Idk which one it is

[rare mulch]

Clown like the mods

[soft copper]

It’s just crazy what we talking about rn

[clever otter]

Nice rage bait

[calm plover]

i didn’t wanna type out 2 er and 5 innings

[rare mulch]

Yeah

Ok

[calm plover]

bro is a whiye soxs fan

[rare mulch]

Thanks

[vocal spindle]

Dang lol

[bleak mountain]

oh hell nah

[calm plover]

hope u see sone glory days before 60s

[bleak mountain]

i jus seen

[rare mulch]

No I’m a kbo fan of the Lotte Giants nice try tho

[bleak mountain]

bro is a cardinals fan 🤣

[vocal spindle]

I got marlins beating orioles in a 7 game series

Prolly a sweep

[soft copper]

Bro we talking about the trash ah white Sox right now

[clever otter]

Not getting trolled

[rare mulch]

Ur team is bad

[soft copper]

why we can’t talk about the Boston red shitters

[clever otter]

I don't watch football

Not being trolled

[lavish island]

Yea orioles are trash they should get off 1st place and give it to the Yankees

[rare mulch]

Bro talking abt the white Sox

[bleak mountain]

a white sox win is an american win!

[rare mulch]

He a cards fan

[vocal spindle]

Who gonna stop sixto Sanchez?

[rare mulch]

🤡🤡🤡🤡

[calm plover]

ur a falcons fan😭😭

[clever otter]

Falcons are better

[rare mulch]

Whose ur team

[calm plover]

u can see

[clever otter]

Yall best player is yall kicker

[lavish island]

The Yankees

[calm plover]

😭😭

[soft copper]

Matt Olsen just disappeared or im tweaking ??

[rare mulch]

No I don’t watch nfl I watch CFL nice try tho

[calm plover]

on dead homies

[rare mulch]

The emoji is cool

[vocal spindle]

Sixto would pitch a 15 inning immaculate game against the Yankees

[clever otter]

Lmaoo

[bleak mountain]

fuck this bum ass chat

[soft copper]

He just said on the dead homies wowww

[bleak mountain]

full of ppl w no iq

[lavish island]

Probably wouldn’t even get a strike against Yankees

[vocal spindle]

Ydkb

[calm plover]

on dead homies

[rare mulch]

Ur going down like ur homies

[vocal spindle]

Sixto Sanchez is Nolan Ryan level

[amber wren]

on gang

[soft copper]

He said it again

[amber wren]

on foe nem grave

[vocal spindle]

free unc

[rare mulch]

On diddy

[soft copper]

On Diddy wowww

[bleak mountain]

my nfl team hasnt won a playoff series in 23 years

[lavish island]

Yankees are winning the world series 💯

[half birch]

What happened this past week to this chat

[soft copper]

Damnnn

[rare mulch]

Bro is a ravens fan yapping to me

[bleak mountain]

shit crazy

[rare mulch]

Make a SB

Bums

[lavish island]

Yankees are winning the world cup

[amber wren]

shit got mad toxic

[soft copper]

23 years is crazy

[vocal spindle]

Fellow dolphins fan?

[soft copper]

That’s my whole life

[bleak mountain]

ya from miami

[lavish island]

Yankees are winning the nba championship

[vocal spindle]

I wasn’t alive when dolphins won their last playoff game 😭

[lavish island]

😂😂

[rare mulch]

@calm plover when the last time ravens made the sb

[bleak mountain]

me neither

😭

[soft copper]

We gotta be getting trolled

[vocal spindle]

They not beating FC Dallas

[rare mulch]

@soft copper ravens are actually washed

[bleak mountain]

FREE UNC

[calm plover]

w my goat joe flaco

[rare mulch]

Lamar is washed

[calm plover]

just won mvp💀💀💀💀

[rare mulch]

Lmao like 2013?!?

[clever otter]

When did the falcons ?

[soft copper]

Bro until the patriots win again F every team

[bleak mountain]

lamar jackson try not to choke in the playoffs

[umbral zealot]

is this free for hernandez?

[half birch]

#┆🏈・pro-football

[vocal spindle]

My rangers as poverty as they are made a fluke run and won the World Series last year so I’m okay with being poverty for the years to come

Had our moment of glory already

[rare mulch]

Clown… didn’t deserve it… washed.. lost in the playoffs… no rings

Lamar is baf

Bad

[lavish island]

Fuck the dolphins New York jets better

[calm plover]

entire offense was hurt besides zay flowers but ok💀💀

[rare mulch]

Shush

[rare mulch]

Excuses

[vocal spindle]

nah

[bleak mountain]

idc mvp caliber qb works with what he has

[calm plover]

🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼

[soft copper]

Dolphins need a better qb 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[calm plover]

hurt vs the cheifs excuse me

[digital bay]

Ong tho is this looking good or bad boys

[bleak mountain]

nah really

hottest take ever

[rare mulch]

Ravens need a better qb

Bro tua is better than Lamar

[half birch]

This chat will be flooded in nfl season even worse

[rare mulch]

What are u smoking

[calm plover]

nice rage bait

[rare mulch]

He is

[soft copper]

Tua is better then Lamar

[rare mulch]

Stats don’t lie

[soft copper]

Hello

Whattt