┆⚾・baseball

[dawn urchin]

JOEY HATES BASEBALL

[lunar patio]

oh okay i had to check cause ik you be having that insider

[scarlet crow]

What time will it drop

[dawn urchin]

They said noon my guess is noon EST. So maybe in the next hour

[scarlet crow]

Bet as long as it’s before the olumpic games start

[primal mountain]

you didn't get the Bron/Jokic promos?

[hasty brook]

Nah

[neon crypt]

mitch keller o 1.5 walks ?

[scarlet crow]

you were waiting on it huh lmaoo

[neon crypt]

^^

[scarlet crow]

What’s the plays!!

[pale linden]

Who got picks for the Yankees game?

[dry flare]

what insider? its public https://x.com/UnderdogPicks/status/1815395236492775763

Underdog Picks (@UnderdogPicks) on X

73 reposts and we're dropping Discounts at noon 🔁

Twitter · Jul 22, 2024, 2:35 PM

[spark vault]

^

[dull spade]

Been chalking this whole week😭

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like houck under 6 HA?

[lunar patio]

you must ain read the message potato

read what i said

[dry flare]

i read what you said what do you mean then?

[lunar patio]

at first i thought u knew cause u a employee

but i went on twitter myself and saw

[dry flare]

1. not an employee 2. i dont share insider info 3. you musta not read what i said because i said it was on twitter. all good tho, prepare for the incoming chalked discounts 😭

[lunar patio]

🤣

you not taking any ?

[dry flare]

i cant pass up a discount even when they all look sus 😂

[lunar patio]

agreed 😭

[dry flare]

im hoping today they give us some that are free after the fiasco that was the wnba ones

[lunar patio]

facts

[glacial oriole]

Rodon under 7 K’s

[amber wren]

https://tenor.com/view/rui-hachimura-lakers-showtime-scream-gif-7852855343054238156

https://tenor.com/view/konnichiwa-konichiwa-gif-27219747

wait do they have baseball in the olympics

Japan would smoke everyone

[dry flare]

ive havent seen it but you might want to ask in #1262420948532068362

[amber wren]

Just looked it up, apparently they brought it back in 2020 after 2008, but now it’s not coming back until 2028

And japan won gold last time haha

[bleak mountain]

hopefully these discounts wont go 2/8 😂

[dry flare]

does japan always win? i feel like the US team would still be a solid silver and maybe with some luck could get gold

[scarlet crow]

Discounts dropped

Why they making us wait so long for these promos😭

[dry flare]

for NFL week 1????

[scarlet crow]

Yea

[dry flare]

are these even discounts?

... 72 days

[copper epoch]

UD trollin

[lunar patio]

this so crazy

they do the most dumbest stuff ever

[valid mortar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkRUcYHJ1JI

[lunar patio]

max 50 tho

[dry flare]

how are these even discounts?

[scarlet crow]

Bruh they can’t be serious

[dry flare]

this is a mistake right?

[valid mortar]

these seem like normal lines...............

lmao

[dry flare]

tbh, a bit high even

[finite dock]

Yay I have to wait 2 months to know whether I cash or lose

I’d take 2/8 WNBA discounts over this

😭

[valid mortar]

yeah, i dont want this on my pending results page for 2 months

[scarlet crow]

They want us to riot atp

[finite dock]

How are we even supposed to know which one to pick?

[dusty jolt]

Lmfao

[finite dock]

😭

[dusty jolt]

Underdog is trolling us at this point

It’s like they want us to get off their platform

wtf is this

[valid mortar]

knock on wood but if any of these dudes gets a tweaked hammy before the season starts, cooked already lol

[grand iron]

It feels like when stores move prices on items up just so they can add a “discount” on Black Friday

[dusty jolt]

Ong

[finite dock]

Not gonna use it

[glacial oriole]

💀

[finite dock]

And we have 7 days?

Like this is a joke😭

[valid mortar]

i skipped the last wnba discount, and im skipping this one

[glacial oriole]

Why is it only from the Dolphins and Jaguars game too 😭

[valid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-holmes-dont-try-to-trick-me-doesnt-work-benedict-cumberbatch-gif-9612589

[finite dock]

I guess Tua the best one tho

Most discounted projection

[valid mortar]

this doesnt make sense either. why not ravens chiefs?

[spark vault]

waddle ?

[glacial oriole]

is mid

[valid mortar]

this whole discount confusng af

[bleak mountain]

trash ads discounts

[dry flare]

i mean if tau gets 232 passing then hill and waddle probably gone over so i think they would be safer than picking tau

[dull spade]

Yea Tua is the best one in my opinion , these discounts are questionable

[bleak mountain]

love the dolphins tho

[dusty jolt]

Bro L underdog fr

[lavish island]

Imagine waiting 2 moths just to chalk

[dusty jolt]

This is unacceptable

[valid mortar]

im taking my retweet back!

[dawn urchin]

I’d take the tua discount

[bleak mountain]

it cant be that hard to drop good discounts 🤣

[dusty jolt]

They dropped 2 discount drops that went 1/8 and now this

[spark vault]

you funny

[glacial oriole]

Yeah don’t know why they want to market a 1:00 week 1 game instead of the first game of the season

[dusty jolt]

Like wtf

I was expecting a free square

[finite dock]

Dolphins picked up a lot of receivers this year. Tua the best

[lavish island]

Fr 💀😭

[dusty jolt]

For how the discounts flopped last time

And they drop this shit

[scarlet crow]

Why couldn’t they wait till it’s closer to week 1 to drop these. Like it actually doesn’t make sense

[bleak mountain]

i want tua off my team

[dusty jolt]

Ong

No one wants to wait 2 months

For their money

wtf

[bleak mountain]

they tryna take ur money

[glacial oriole]

Not even a top 15 receiver in the league #mid

[scarlet crow]

Especially after the wnba bs discounts

[finite dock]

They must’ve lost some sort of license with the MLB or something we just want discounted strikeout projections😭

[spark vault]

ik the washington commanders are

[glacial oriole]

best team in the league

[spark vault]

i’ll say the same if my team was the commanders 😂

[bleak mountain]

cant be that hard to drop some mlb discounts

[scarlet crow]

UD losing customers as we speak with this bs

[lavish island]

Nah then u wait 2 months and it chalks because this is not a free square

[dusty jolt]

Embarrassing is an understatement, sleeper has been dropping hella good discounts recently

[dry flare]

[spark vault]

best hype man i know

[finite dock]

isn’t this like your 8th starting quarterback in 8 years?

[dusty jolt]

This making me heavily consider switching

[finite dock]

y’all gotta be the most irrelevant team itl

[glacial oriole]

No

[spark vault]

i disagree lol first nfl discount they dropped , im sure it was time to show nfl love

[finite dock]

It is.

[dusty jolt]

Bro an underdog expert is on our side lmao

[glacial oriole]

not true #fakestat

[scarlet crow]

Why can’t they wait tho like it’s not nfl season so nobody is gonna expect nfl discounts

[dusty jolt]

Bro 2 months prior

[scarlet crow]

Theres plenty of mlb games

[glacial oriole]

They should’ve done hall of fame discounts for the hall of fame game next Thursday

[dry flare]

seems like a way to hold onto our money for a month+

[finite dock]

and my max is $10😭

[spark vault]

i’m sure they will drop more, but yeah lol

[lavish island]

Better pray your picks don’t chalk today because you gon be seeing that shit for 2 moths

[lunar patio]

more today ?

[bleak mountain]

lmao imagine using them tdy and waiting 2 months jus for the discount to chalk

[half birch]

That would be ass

[scarlet crow]

I’d end it

[lavish island]

Crazy thing we only got 6 days 😭💀

[patent moon]

This the legit dumbest shit ever

[dusty jolt]

Bro like what is this

[bleak mountain]

this why chalkboard better 🤷🏿

[glacial oriole]

Only a 10$ discount too let’s gooo

[patent moon]

So no discounts today?

[dusty jolt]

Deadass underdog may be like behind sleeper prizepicks and chalkboard now

Like ong

[patent moon]

Mfs gotta wait 2 months, nd HAVE to use it before

[dusty jolt]

This is terrible for the marketing side

[finite dock]

how are we supposed to figure out which one to pick😭

[lavish island]

😂😂

[twilit panther]

Has to be used in 6 days💀

[half birch]

Why not make the discount for a month

[pliant gust]

For players to only take a few snaps?

[bleak mountain]

after going 2/8 lets drop nfl discounts and make ppl wait 2 months!

[dusty jolt]

On mf god

[finite dock]

imagine it goes through at the end of the season too😭

[dusty jolt]

Lmao

[scarlet crow]

Who’s in charge of discounts. I need to have a word with them

[lavish island]

Edward is the one who ask for permission I think

[bleak mountain]

damn edward

[scarlet crow]

Nah it ain’t Edward

[lavish island]

I was expecting mlb discounts for today ngl

[bleak mountain]

they should hire me as gm

id cash everyone out

[scarlet crow]

They just low on money ig

[dusty jolt]

I was expecting something half decent after the horrible 2/8 discounts 2 days ago

[bleak mountain]

dont worry guys

once ts goes to 60k members we get a $10 0.5 square!

[dusty jolt]

YES!

[scarlet crow]

I’d rather have nothing over these discounts ngl

[dusty jolt]

LETS GO

[dusty jolt]

Lmao ong

[bleak mountain]

bro

[glacial oriole]

see you guys when this cashes in september 🥱

[rare mulch]

Waiting until September to have a $10 max

[vestal sparrow]

how much you put

[scarlet crow]

Eminem in 2024?

[rare mulch]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[glacial oriole]

the max 10

[rare mulch]

Underdog cooked with this

[vestal sparrow]

ain’t no way

[rare mulch]

No wonder they said only 73 repost💀

[glacial oriole]

what am i going to do with 10 dollars today in this economy

[bleak mountain]

bro

[rare mulch]

Cornballs

[vestal sparrow]

what are the best picks here

[patent moon]

On bro

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[lavish island]

Waiting for 2 moths just for a discount to chalk 😭😂😂

[glacial oriole]

rodon

[grand iron]

Easily Rodon

[glacial oriole]

all y’all mfs hating in here i got bread like that (I have a 50k student loan i’m taking out just for freshman year)

[scarlet crow]

Wtf you doing gambling😭

[glacial oriole]

Making this money that i’m about to owe the government back brother 🦦

[rare mulch]

Nigga

We got 16 games week 1

And we get 3 niggas from the same team

All 4 of them from the same game

[patent moon]

No frfr, why would UD do this like honestly. It’s only up for ah week, slate really not litt till like nxt week fr. It’s not like we really know if the discount gonna hit frfr. L promo, UD yall should of waited

[rare mulch]

Underdog company is from California

IFYKYK

[patent moon]

I really thought they was gonna give some shit today that I could pair type shit

[cosmic stump]

Under the move here or nah ?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[patent moon]

Not waitin 2 months for this shit to chalk

[rare mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-trash-spongebob-squidward-dumb-gif-17233216

[jaunty crater]

Football discounts in July that’s odd asl 🫤🫤

[sick vine]

Anyone else just get free $14 promo on PrizePicks ?

Something that had to do with golf ?

[rare mulch]

U did something for it

[sick vine]

Oh yea! I donated with golf 😂

[twin socket]

I just noticed

Why tf do we have football discounts

[rare mulch]

Autism ass DFS

[obsidian oxide]

@sick vine no but I got two protected lineups one is $20max and other one is $25..,

[rare mulch]

Then we have 6 days to use them

😂😂

[sick vine]

Wasted all mine yesterday to go 3/4 😬😂

[scarlet crow]

Yea idk what for but I’ll take it lol

[sick vine]

Right ! Let’s flip it to like $20 cash atleast

[obsidian oxide]

Lol.,I wasted mine on cod I’m sick.,,

[rare mulch]

#┊🤖・bot-commands

[obsidian oxide]

Casper just wanted a friend @finite dock ..,

[half birch]

Duran is blazing hot and playing in Colorado probably gonna do his HRR

[dry flare]

you know you can see who reacted right?

[cosmic stump]

Early game slip

[vestal sparrow]

push down on the reaction

like press and hold

wow

[vocal spindle]

Discounts 48 days from now are diabolical

[rare mulch]

This chat is so easy to troll

😂

[junior hearth]

thoughts

[rare mulch]

did u come off dat $4

[clever otter]

Chalk

[junior hearth]

wym

[rare mulch]

Damn u fg alr

[junior hearth]

ohh

when ant

gave me 4

ohhhh

your ant

let me give you your 4 back i’ve been cashing

ty my brotha

🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

[half birch]

2 small early morning lays with flash bonuses

I’m probably gonna do trash today I would fade me

[umbral zealot]

any of these selling?

more worried abt ragans and myers but lmk

[rare mulch]

Should only be worried abt Reagan’s

[umbral zealot]

u think he might go under?

i’m goin based off odds

THEY TOOK OFF HOUCK FANTASY

[vestal sparrow]

i think ragans does good

[umbral zealot]

dang it

[half birch]

How do you do that with fantasy

[umbral zealot]

if Ks odds are pretty good and under ERs and if they play a bad team then yk jus makes sense

[dry flare]

are you counting on getting the pitcher W or just Ks and no runs?

[umbral zealot]

counting on QS

Pitcher win helps tho

[half birch]

That they adjust fantasy on everything combined

[solemn herald]

Houck because it’s in Colorado. They just played Sunday night baseball so hopefully they ain’t tired and Boston traveling

[half birch]

So you can’t really play the odds

[umbral zealot]

i mean everything lowk heavily favored for him odds help

[umbral zealot]

they play at 5:40 it’s chill

[half birch]

Yes but they adjust fantasy to that

Unless you want to do the math on what they would average with everything combined

[sly plank]

Is Bryce Miller over fps solid?

[umbral zealot]

was thinking that

[vocal spindle]

Ump lol

[spark vault]

when the last time ohtani pitched?

[lunar patio]

we getting more discounts or what

[rare mulch]

Last year

[spark vault]

crazy bro need to start pitching

they taking his 2 way game away from him

[vocal spindle]

He can’t

[spark vault]

how so

[vocal spindle]

Injury to his throwing arm

He’s gonna start pitching again next year

[umbral zealot]

ay miller for 17.5 PO or 31.5 Fpts?

[spark vault]

mmm

[vocal spindle]

That’s why he’s been DH all season bc he can’t field either

[spark vault]

mmm so DH don’t see the field at all beside hitting ?

[sweet sundial]

I mean 🤷🏾‍♂️

[vocal spindle]

Yeah

His throwing hand is his off hand on his swing which is why he’s still able to bat

but ones his throwing arm is back he will probably be batting better as well

[pliant gust]

Why The Rays sit so many bats

[vivid lotus]

Thoughts?

[half birch]

Looks good if he pitches 5-6 innings

[umbral zealot]

y’all think Bryce miller can go 18 outs vs the angels again? or should i go with his fpts?

[vocal spindle]

Really struck him out off 3 balls

[half birch]

He’s 16.5 outs on sportsbooks

[vivid lotus]

Who on the dodgers is getting a hit today?

[vocal spindle]

Over is favored tho

[half birch]

-120/-110 is pretty even

[umbral zealot]

i went fpts

[rare mulch]

Snell gonna cook the dodgers I’m talking 6IP 3H 6Ks 2BB

[umbral zealot]

y’all think rodon gets 8Ks

[vocal spindle]

I saw -130 when I looked this morning

[half birch]

No

[vocal spindle]

prolly moved

[carmine chasm]

Zack going crazy

[cosmic stump]

Soto a bum

[rare mulch]

Rodon was community

Congrats

[vocal spindle]

Ump going crazy*

[umbral zealot]

free?

[vocal spindle]

What line

[bleak mountain]

littel

[vivid lotus]

So three hits still works

[half birch]

This ump calls everything a strike

[rare mulch]

over HA under FP

[umbral zealot]

@rare mulch

[vocal spindle]

Oh I have neither lol

[bleak mountain]

this ump is amazing

making the right calls lmao

[rare mulch]

Looks good but the ump calling everything a strike so

[umbral zealot]

ye nvm

[bleak mountain]

broo how are these not strikes

[vocal spindle]

Hitters strike out more during the day too

[grand iron]

Because they’re ….out of the zone

💀

[rare mulch]

If rodon doesn’t have a bad 1st inning bro is having a master class

With that being said

[vocal spindle]

Little had a strikeout line of like 4 and he has 3. First inning

[rare mulch]

He’s cooking

[half birch]

Damn littel got 3ks

[bleak mountain]

no dumbass this nigga saying this ump calling everything a strike

[vocal spindle]

Heard someone last night faded him

[bleak mountain]

and all the calls are right

[rare mulch]

I was gonna take over Bru😭

I was expecting a sweaty prop

Or a push at 4

But damn

[twilit panther]

Yankees offense is so bad😭

Cooked

[rare mulch]

No kershaw props

[half birch]

It’s an exaggeration, he isn’t missing balls 3 ft off the plate

[twilit panther]

He’s pitching on Thursday

[rare mulch]

Oh they changed it?

[twilit panther]

Yeah

[rare mulch]

Glasnow pitching when then?

[half birch]

Wednesday

[vocal spindle]

I like Ks vs the Yankees ngl

[rare mulch]

Ok

Glasnow another disaster class vs giants?

He won’t be touching a slip tmw anyways

Washed

Judge is washed

[twilit panther]

Nah he shuting them down this time

[bleak mountain]

ben goblin face rice

ugly ah

[twilit panther]

Glasnow can bounce back

[calm trout]

Wild zach littel killed my 6 man already 😂

[vocal spindle]

Rodon 20 K game incoming

[bleak mountain]

littel over was free 🤣🤣🤣

[twilit panther]

Rodon will fall apart 4th or 5th inning

[vocal spindle]

Please no

[calm trout]

Had littel for under 2 strikeouts in the first 3 innings 😂

[bleak mountain]

had his mlb live for over 2ks man shit was so free 🤣🤣

[calm trout]

I was unaware of his game

[vocal spindle]

At least rays taking a lot of pitches so he won’t have a crazy low pc

Hits allowed prolly cooked

Glad I didn’t take it

[vivid lotus]

Teoscar Hernandez hit today?

[pliant gust]

Against a lefty yes

[bleak mountain]

teoscar is ass

washed bum

[vocal spindle]

Broooo

[twilit panther]

Unders looking cooked rn

[grizzled surge]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pablo-lonely-alone-gif-12928789

[vocal spindle]

lol little

Homer

[half birch]

I need him to give up hits not homers

[vestal sparrow]

back to back

[half birch]

Back to back

[vestal sparrow]

💀💀💀💀

[twilit panther]

🤩

[vocal spindle]

Back to back

[primal mountain]

Someone had Volpe this morning

[half birch]

Keep bro on I need him to give up 6 hits

[vocal spindle]

How you let volpe homer

[dawn urchin]

It was not me I have Rondon outs

[twilit panther]

Volpe was due

[grand iron]

Bro was dominant the first inning and now is getting rocked, chalk my mid inning bet 💀

[twilit panther]

Ask Nestor the same question how he let a bomb up to a .082 hitter

[primal mountain]

Pull Littell so Soto can actually have a chance at hitting someone

[vocal spindle]

3 dolphins discounts is a beautiful thing

[half birch]

Not for you UD knows they gonna chalk

[thorn lantern]

Judge be the reason I be wanting to crash out 😭

[vocal spindle]

Littel dp

[primal mountain]

Judge will go green for you late

[bleak mountain]

someone stick it up my ass

[vocal spindle]

tyreek or waddle can cash the whole thing on any given play

[primal mountain]

like bottom of the 9th late

[bleak mountain]

holy fuckkkk bro

[twilit panther]

Don’t count out Judge

[bleak mountain]

i shoulda put volpe

[twilit panther]

Bro could homer at any point

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-yep-this-gif-13617583

[thorn lantern]

😁

[twilit panther]

His home run multiplier was 5.25x is what @bleak mountain said

[bleak mountain]

im crashing out

🤣🤣

[vestal sparrow]

prayers out to whoever took rodon

[half birch]

Bro is from the future

[meager tinsel]

Should I run it

[half birch]

No

[thorn lantern]

lol you woke it to existence 😂

[meager tinsel]

Who not

[half birch]

It ain’t hitting

[meager tinsel]

Mf that don't answer the question 🤣

[thorn lantern]

I can’t answer that question I really suck at baseball 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Rodon is not 12 K no hitter level good bro

[half birch]

Boston at -185 in Colorado isn’t good

[vocal spindle]

Mets been cold and Oakland been hot, but still prolly gonna be Ight

[meager tinsel]

Yeah those were the ones that scared me Mets sold me yesterday 😭

[glacial oriole]

Just need him to not get 8 K’s because at least i’ll get a void at 7 k’s

[vocal spindle]

Same but he definitely getting 8

[scarlet crow]

Did I cook or am I cooked

[half birch]

Can Soto just get a hit

[humble jungle]

wtf

[glacial oriole]

No K’s that inning

[vocal spindle]

Rodon fantasy was so free 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Quick inning tho

Didn’t do much to his pc

Only 10 pitches

[glacial oriole]

yeah that probably means he goes into the 7th now

Need a trent tweet to stop this run by Rodon

[vocal spindle]

He’s on pace to go 8

[abstract citrus]

Yankees pitchers like to be good at the most random times

[amber wren]

one solid hit and rodon is gonna get cooke ddw

[vocal spindle]

Rodon 8.5 Ks is normal payout

Might do it

[amber wren]

slam under

[vocal spindle]

Judge hit

[vocal spindle]

You praying on my downfall

Little getting lit up

[amber wren]

did you actually do it😂

[vocal spindle]

No 😭

[hushed ginkgo]

Need Soto and Areonzena 2 bases

[vocal spindle]

Judge run

[half birch]

Need littell to give up one more hit

[vocal spindle]

I almost took that

[half birch]

Thought they would bounce back from 2 bad games

[cloud dew]

why does rays have this fuckin jv lineup on

[cloud dew]

hes def getting pulled 5th inning

if he gives up another run

[half birch]

He will go one more inning I assume

[vocal spindle]

Fr tho

RODON HOMERED ON

[amber wren]

lets gooo

here comes the rodon meltdown

[cloud dew]

homerr

[vocal spindle]

No hitter is over

Unfortunately under Ks still don’t stand a chance

[half birch]

Rip Rodon

[vocal spindle]

And there’s the K

Rip

[glacial oriole]

These yankees announcers are getting so mad at the trot siri did 😭

[vocal spindle]

Yankees are so unlikeable

[amber wren]

i wanna see another hit

on rodon

this inning

[thorn lantern]

Judge need 1 more hit, run, rbi

Idek what that is 😂

[half birch]

These announcers are clowns

[vocal spindle]

Rodon K

It’s officially chalked

[cloud dew]

mickey mouse K bru

[cloud dew]

hopefully it stays at 7 yk

so i can make some money

maybe

[vocal spindle]

That Rodon Ks line was the most obvious Vegas plant

[cloud dew]

nevermind,.

[vocal spindle]

It’s at 8

[half birch]

Cooked

[vocal spindle]

Unreal

[cloud dew]

how does bro do this

[mossy saddle]

average yankees pitching experience

[cloud dew]

if i knew this trash lineup ws playijg i would of been not put his under

[vocal spindle]

Yankees never fail to put me in a bad mood

[vocal spindle]

Yeah I didn’t know they were gonna play the jv team

[amber wren]

ggs

[scarlet crow]

Don’t do it

[half birch]

D.J first hr of the year lol

[amber wren]

too late

[grand iron]

After that hr I’m done placing bets, who would have guessed 💀

[half birch]

Soto hit as well ty

[cosmic stump]

Thanks Soto

[half birch]

Looking good if anyone tailed

[astral glade]

Judge bruh T up

[astral glade]

3 homers in a row is wild

[astral glade]

Whoever doubted me is weird

It’s called being Dominican

😹 Ik beisbol

😂 I was at work and mfs wondering why I tweaked

volpe Homer, Siri Homer, mathieu Homer

😭😂😹

[vocal spindle]

Never do this

Every single person I’ve seen do this ends up on sleeper and chalkboard until they can use UD again

it doesn’t stop you from betting, you just gotta have the self discipline to stop

[half birch]

Forgot I had 2 of these slips

Ty for reminding me Obada

[vocal spindle]

Did anyone have Rodon overs?

[grand iron]

Strikeouts?

[vivid lotus]

Yall how many Skubal getting tonight?

[lunar patio]

6-7

[amber wren]

Neither of those work in Canada so im good

I’m done for a good while now

Stupid fks chalking left and right

everyone selling

[meager tinsel]

Best decision I made

[amber wren]

hope it brings happiness in my life too

literally a waste of time

could of been so much more productive doing other things

[meager tinsel]

Wnba and baseball is a sell fest I just do moneylines on fliff till football starts lol

[amber wren]

it really is

[half birch]

Just chilling till football tbh

Doing well on baseball though on CB

[amber wren]

i don’t even watch football so i guess there’s no point in coming back

I might come back for nba

but that’s it

[vestal sparrow]

what happened

[half birch]

Why did littell pitch 102

[sly fjord]

first time a yankess pitcher didnt sell me

[vocal spindle]

NBA honestly the worst sport to bet on

[untold maple]

hopefully this hits bro

[vocal spindle]

How much do you put on these

[amber wren]

i had rodon over hits allowed on like 2-3 slips man

And then he decides to have a legacy game

[thorn lantern]

35 😭😭

[amber wren]

That’s why im done betting

Because when I put the under on someone they have a legacy game and when I put the over they selll by 0.5 or completely shit the bed

so I don’t have anymore patience left man

[vocal spindle]

Holy

[grand iron]

I just realized Littel picked off a runner so it didn’t count as a pitching out 💀💀

[thorn lantern]

I put my heart in this ticket 😂

[valid mortar]

how's it going? 🙂

[lunar patio]

i don’t get how that doesn’t

[astral glade]

Top of the 7

Mid 7 is when judge hits I just need a single for a push

[grand iron]

I don’t either lmao

[vocal spindle]

Wait what, pickoffs are an out

[astral glade]

Not by UD rules

[thorn lantern]

I just need judge to get one more hit 😭

[grand iron]

Mine is still stuck at 16 outs

[astral glade]

I need judge to get a base or 2

[valid mortar]

im happy it's working out for you though! i only took littell getting lit tf up

[astral glade]

Ty!

[grand iron]

Nevermind I’m dumb, it updated

[lunar patio]

don’t speak nomo

[astral glade]

Oh I’m
Dumb too

[half birch]

Same took his hits allowed

[astral glade]

Everyone told me he would go under

[thorn lantern]

Getting a base contributes to the hit + run + rbi?

[astral glade]

Bros at 9

[astral glade]

RBI only if someone else is on the base

[primal mountain]

omg azoarena

[astral glade]

Getting a base contributes to hit and run

[half birch]

Yankees didn’t do great the past games so I bet on a bounce back

[astral glade]

I just need judge to get a base tbh I’ll take a push

[astral glade]

Me too

[thorn lantern]

Copyy!! Good looking!

[astral glade]

Or a Homer

Judge Homer due

[half birch]

Judge hit a hr yesterday and cashed hr for me

[bleak mountain]

fuck the yankees

[astral glade]

WALKS do not contribute to HR

Hit and run*

[astral glade]

Mad

[astral glade]

I wish but sadly no

[vestal sparrow]

bro some guy yesterday was asking why ohtani over 0.5 doubles wasn’t green after he hit a home run

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-matthew-perry-chandler-bing-new-york-is-awesome-nyc-gif-15928671

[half birch]

What’s wrong with that 💀

[vocal spindle]

Yankees Celtics and Patriots are the big 3 of most unlikeable sports franchises

[astral glade]

A Homer means 4 bases

[vocal spindle]

Eagles and cowboys right under that

[full gale]

Y’all think judge get 2 more bases ,

[primal mountain]

I can't believe Arozarena has decided to suck today

[half birch]

Ya I know how baseball works

[astral glade]

Strive for a push

He’ll get 1 fs

[primal mountain]

I wish I could revoke his All-Star status

[vocal spindle]

Vegas trying to nerf you

[bleak mountain]

fraud yankees

[astral glade]

TB fan hug

[vocal spindle]

He was an all star???

[half birch]

I wish

[primal mountain]

If he wasn't, then he shouldn't be lol

[bleak mountain]

marlins fan

rays r frauds to

[vocal spindle]

Batting .211 shouldn’t make you an all star

[primal mountain]

good, then I'll just kneecap him

[primal mountain]

tell that to Bryan Reynolds

[thorn lantern]

Judge making this painful to look at 😭

[astral glade]

DAMN THATS BUNS

[astral glade]

Nah fr I need O 2.0

[primal mountain]

his offense sucked going into All-Star weekend

and it sucked coming out of it

[astral glade]

CMONNNNN JUDGE UR NEXT

[bleak mountain]

is bryce miller community?

[lunar patio]

i need a last leg

[astral glade]

JUDGE PLEASE

ITLL FEED FAMILIES

[amber wren]

just fade him

[astral glade]

Show

[jaunty crater]

Never betting on that bum again

[thorn lantern]

And myself too 😂😂

[lunar patio]

i need a prop

[astral glade]

Oof

[bleak mountain]

skubal fantasy

[astral glade]

YEAH

[lunar patio]

alr got it

[astral glade]

Should’ve done under

[thorn lantern]

Today a new day don’t put that negativity out 😭

[lunar patio]

i was thinking cole ragans @bleak mountain ?

[astral glade]

Betting on a white guy for baseball without a beard is a certified under

[astral glade]

Bet on Dominicans bruh

[vocal spindle]

Yet everytime I bet on the pitcher against him he wants to be babe Ruth

[astral glade]

Or Puerto Ricans

Not Cubans

They can pitch not hit

[bleak mountain]

do u have all baseball on ur slip

[lunar patio]

yes

[jaunty crater]

You got him in your slips today 😭😭

[thorn lantern]

LMFAOOOO

[astral glade]

Bet on Dominicans and Puerto Ricans bro

[thorn lantern]

Yessir 😭😭

[astral glade]

Cooked

Should’ve bet on Dominicans

[bleak mountain]

i like ragans but d backs been hot

[astral glade]

This D hot

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/meditation-relaxing-meditate-patrick-patrick-the-starfish-gif-14505292794266737822

[astral glade]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

[vocal spindle]

Rodon 7 innings 10 Ks

[astral glade]

JUAN SOTO YOU GOT IT GET A WALK FOR JIDGE GOMER

I NEED A JUDGE HIT

[bleak mountain]

fade god

[astral glade]

ALL I NEED PAPI LINDO

[astral glade]

Dudes the goat

[bleak mountain]

bro sweating a judge hit 🤣

[astral glade]

10k’s in 101 pitches

[astral glade]

YES

[lunar patio]

fr

[astral glade]

This D hot

[lunar patio]

but shota just killed them yesterday

ion get it

[bleak mountain]

soto homer

[astral glade]

SOTO HOMER😭

[thorn lantern]

Judge gotta do the same thing don’t let Soto show you up

[astral glade]

Real

[lunar patio]

JUDGE GROUND OUT

[vocal spindle]

Soto lol

[grand iron]

Yo my Littel outs went from 17 back to 16. Did that happen to anyone else 💀

[bleak mountain]

who does scrotum think he is

[thorn lantern]

What that means?

[astral glade]

Bro

[vocal spindle]

JUDGE STRIKEOUT SWINGING

[astral glade]

Judge

[astral glade]

No

[grand iron]

😭

[astral glade]

Bro judge please

It’ll feed me

[thorn lantern]

He’s done hitting ?

[astral glade]

No

[bleak mountain]

judge groundout

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[vocal spindle]

Judge just struck out

I’m at the game

[thorn lantern]

LMFAOOO 😂😂

You almost took me 😂

[vocal spindle]

I’m across the country 😂😂

[astral glade]

He’s out

[dawn urchin]

1 down 1 more to go

[astral glade]

JUDGE WHY

JUDGEEEEEE

I’m not eating for a while

Well

[vocal spindle]

Goat

[astral glade]

Judge sold me

[thorn lantern]

Ain’t thier more innings?

[full gale]

That’s judge last time hitting ?

[astral glade]

He ain’t gonna hit no more bro

[astral glade]

Possible

[stuck timber]

Not Dominican enough?

[astral glade]

Who

[bleak mountain]

brooo thats funny asf

[stuck timber]

Judge

[bleak mountain]

judge chalked 🤣

[astral glade]

He isn’t Dominican

[dawn urchin]

What will happen to Andre if he doesn’t get the job done

[astral glade]

Possibly

[astral glade]

???????

[stuck timber]

Then as I said, apparently he wasn't Dominican enough to succeed

[dawn urchin]

JP is very serious about ball security in his college football dynasty game mode

[astral glade]

Man idc judge fumbled me

[thorn lantern]

Imma pray judge comes back in for target practice 😭

[astral glade]

Nah fr

If he does I’ll cream

But he won’t

Cuz it’ll be top 8 soon

[vocal spindle]

[REDACTED]

[primal mountain]

Soto is so good this week

SO GOOD

[vocal spindle]

I’m taking his over tomorrow

thank you Joey

[astral glade]

Wait judge might have a chance

If everyone walks

And not be stupid

[primal mountain]

Careful....check his BvP stats

I'm bout to re-depo again

[vocal spindle]

Nah ima just check your slips

[thorn lantern]

If you strikeout can you still hit in the same inning?

[primal mountain]

yes

[vocal spindle]

Ive never lost a slip tailing Joey on baseball btw

[astral glade]

It’s 2 outs gang

Yeah chalk judge

[vocal spindle]

wait til manny finds out you can get struck out and still get on base

And that not all strikeouts are outs

[astral glade]

Is there a bottom of 8 I forgot

For the game

[thorn lantern]

So I’m still alive?

[dawn urchin]

JP BECOMING A PLAYERS COACH?!?

[astral glade]

ARE WE ALIVE

@vocal spindle

[vocal spindle]

It’s not over til it’s over

But it is unlikely

They won’t bat in the 9th unless rays miraculously take the lead

[thorn lantern]

I’ll take that as hope , CMON VEGAS!

[vocal spindle]

And if they do he’d still need to get a hrr

[astral glade]

I need a single lol

I’m going for a push

[vocal spindle]

So it’s basically all or nothing on this inning if rays don’t get 5 runs before bottom of the 9th

[thorn lantern]

I just need this mf to hit the ball 😂

[astral glade]

FR

I need a single bro

[thorn lantern]

He’s playing with our emotions rn

[astral glade]

$162 payout bro

[vocal spindle]

The nfl discounts are only available for a week?

[thorn lantern]

Betting on Judge honestly starting to feel like betting on AD

[vocal spindle]

So ima have to wait 40 days minimum for the nfl parlay? 😭😭😭😭

[astral glade]

Yes

[vocal spindle]

Ima place a $1 all home run slip with the discount just to get it off my screen

[astral glade]

😹

[astral glade]

AD on my ban list

Judge and Soto exception today

[astral glade]

Aaron judge and Soto exception

[mossy saddle]

yall think skubal u6.5 k’s is a trap?

[astral glade]

For today

[vocal spindle]

AD only player that has had me genuinely crashout over a slip

Never prayed so hard before 😭

[astral glade]

It’s Tampa

It’s Tampa bro

Exception today

[astral glade]

Khris Middleton banned cuz he needed one pt for $2k

[finite dock]

Shohei 0.5 PA promo who got a free win

[vocal spindle]

AD needed 1 point in the second half and didn’t shoot a single time in the 4th

I crashed out bad

[astral glade]

I hate the dodgers

They on my ban list

[vocal spindle]

Dodgers overrated

[rare mulch]

Talk abt crash out

Idk if yaal remember that lakers bucks game

That went to double OT

[bleak mountain]

is skubal selling

[valid mortar]

everyone went super over, didnt they?

[rare mulch]

Everyone expect Gianni’s and fucking brook lopez

They both got banned

[valid mortar]

i rmemeber a slip having no chance at all and then magically EVERYONE was green lol

[rare mulch]

On the spot

Gianni’s needed 30.5

Middleton chalked me too

I was pissed af

[valid mortar]

ah, i dont think it was that game haha

[vocal spindle]

Was that the game everyone had giannis PR

[rare mulch]

I’m pretty sure yeah

AD went crazy

[vocal spindle]

I remember literally had 2 extra quarters to get like 2 PR bc it went double OT and still didn’t cash

[rare mulch]

He shot line 4 3s

[vocal spindle]

I had giannis under that game and I was SWEATING

[rare mulch]

Yup this is the game

[vocal spindle]

Sweatiest under I’ve ever had cash

[astral glade]

WE GOT A CHANCE JUDGE

[devout condor]

anyone got duran today?

[thorn lantern]

What’s an RBI?

[vocal spindle]

Runs Batted In

Basically whenever someone scores on your at bat, either due to you hitting the ball or walking with bases loaded

[thorn lantern]

Nah that’s lit judge gotta lock in

[astral glade]

It’s getting close rn

[vocal spindle]

You actually have a decent shot at judge coming up to bat

[astral glade]

Seeing this shit is edging

[vocal spindle]

Although it’s not guaranteed

They won’t bat in the 9th so it all comes down to this for yall

[astral glade]

I’m getting edged

[thorn lantern]

Judge gotta hit he got heart 😂

https://tenor.com/view/scared-near-heart-attack-gif-24850731

[astral glade]

SOTO PLEASE

SOTO PLEASE

FOR JUDGE

[thorn lantern]

What that mean?

[astral glade]

💀 been washed since 2021

HOLY SHIT SOTO

[rare mulch]

Basically bro finna get cut

[primal mountain]

another Soto HR

[astral glade]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[half birch]

Soto hr

[primal mountain]

Soto Good

[astral glade]

ANOTHER SOTO

JUDGE TIME

[thorn lantern]

Soto don’t respect judge

[vocal spindle]

Judge up to bat

Holy crap Soto

[astral glade]

MY HEARY IS BEATING

[vocal spindle]

Nah you chilling

[astral glade]

HE HIT

HE FOT A HIT

[grand iron]

W

[astral glade]

HE PUSHED

HE PUSHED

WAIT IF EVERYTHING IS GREEN AND JUDGE GOT 2.0 BATS DID I WIN?

[astral glade]

BASES*

[half birch]

It’s the 4 man payout

[vocal spindle]

If Soto got out judge wouldn’t bat, and even if he was on base, there’s 2 outs so judge couldn’t get a rbi without a hit anyways

[grand iron]

Is it over 2.0 bases

[astral glade]

Yes

[vocal spindle]

Cash judge

[astral glade]

Not a 5 man?

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-meme-memes-gif-24277198

[dusty jolt]

anyone got any CB parlays today?

[half birch]

No he pushed

[grand iron]

Pushed

[astral glade]

So it isn’t a 5 man payout?

[grand iron]

Nah

[astral glade]

It’s a 6 leg

[half birch]

Oh ya 5 man

[grand iron]

Wait

Yeah

[astral glade]

Yes it’s a 5 man

[half birch]

Didn’t know it was 6 man

To start

[astral glade]

💀😭 NUDGE IM CREAMING

[thorn lantern]

LETS GOO

[astral glade]

Mb 4 man payout

It’s a 5 leg

[bleak mountain]

chalk judge bro

[astral glade]

So 4 man payout

How much is a 4 man payout multiplier

With 1 scorcher

[half birch]

Ram these 2 earlier

[half birch]

4 man payout it’s normally 10x

So times the scorcher by that

[astral glade]

With a scorcher?

[dusty jolt]

u got anymore for later today?

[astral glade]

Isn’t scorcher 1.2

[dusty jolt]

these hit?

[half birch]

Scorchers can be different

[dusty jolt]

oh shit nvm

5:40 5:10

ur chillin

[rare mulch]

Judge is beyond washed

[half birch]

Probably all I’m running not doing much till nfl

[thorn lantern]

Dont talk about the goat like that 😂😂😂

[astral glade]

We got lucky

[thorn lantern]

That mf got heart 😂😂

[astral glade]

Soto is the GOAT

[astral glade]

NAH SOTO GOT HEARY

[vocal spindle]

I might book rays moneyline rn

[thorn lantern]

Soto made the heart 😂

[astral glade]

Wild

[primal mountain]

PLEASE AROZARENA FOR THE LOVE OF THE BASEBALL GODS GET A TRIPLE OR BETTER

[vocal spindle]

me when i lie

[astral glade]

NAH FR

[astral glade]

Ur chalked

Top of the 9 wait

[primal mountain]

thank you

[astral glade]

Might happen

[half birch]

He won’t get a triple maybe a hr

[primal mountain]

no you're right

[thorn lantern]

Nahh that’s money making Joey chill!!!

[primal mountain]

🙏

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/hustle-gif-8306521

[astral glade]

0/3 .211 cooked

Never betting on rays

Add that to my list

[half birch]

They won yesterday lol

The one day I bet on the Yankees

[primal mountain]

YES THAT IS GOOD AROZARENA

[astral glade]

@stoic dock check dm

[primal mountain]

now STEAL A BASE

[half birch]

What bet do you have

[astral glade]

He didn’t get a base bro

[primal mountain]

I have his FP

[primal mountain]

he doesn't need to

[astral glade]

OH

[astral glade]

OH FP?

[primal mountain]

I need him to steal a base or two

lol

[primal mountain]

yes!

[astral glade]

😭 base steal? Hit the lotto

[half birch]

He won’t steal down 8

[thorn lantern]

I wish I listened in gym class when they taught us how to play baseball now

[primal mountain]

I've seen players steal bases when the game's practically over and they're losing.....Elly for example lol

[half birch]

With 1 out maybe not with 2

[thorn lantern]

He does what he gotta do to save his fans 😂😂

Aka me 😂😂 his fantasy be hitting

[primal mountain]

who gives a shit

[half birch]

Let him have hope

[primal mountain]

stealing a base is stealing a base....chill

[bleak mountain]

is spaghetti

getting shelled

[primal mountain]

well...

there he goes

lol

[thorn lantern]

@primal mountain I got hope

[astral glade]

Bro Soto got 10 bases

Soto got 10 bases

But UD says 2

[primal mountain]

it's done lol

[half birch]

It doesn’t matter

[astral glade]

It still hit

[thorn lantern]

Damn 😐

[bleak mountain]

when it greens they dont update it

[astral glade]

But support hasn’t told me my payout

[astral glade]

Got it

[vocal spindle]

Rip Joey

[solid shadow]

What did you run

[half birch]

The game ended one second ago chill out

[vocal spindle]

Ultra rare Joey missed slip

[primal mountain]

at least I guessed right on Soto TB

[solid shadow]

A 5 man?

[bleak mountain]

why would they update it if its alr green

[solid shadow]

Its a 4 man

[astral glade]

5 man, one push, one scorcher

[bleak mountain]

free

[half birch]

You will get like $83

[solid shadow]

5 man turns into 4 man w a push

[astral glade]

And scorcher

[solid shadow]

Idk the exact multiplier

[half birch]

It’s still turns into a 4 man

[astral glade]

With what multiplier broke

[half birch]

It will be 10x so $83

[astral glade]

Broski*

[astral glade]

10 x 16 is not 83

16 x 10 = 160

[solid shadow]

He dont know how much you put

[astral glade]

I put $16

[astral glade]

It shows in da photo !!

[astral glade]

I’m tweaking

Nvm

[vocal spindle]

That’s not possible, that would mean he bet $8.30

[solid shadow]

This just shows payout

[astral glade]

My fault

[astral glade]

I bet $16

So $160

[solid shadow]

Did you flex?

[astral glade]

Nah

😂 stopped flexing long ago brah I just went all in for this one

[vocal spindle]

That’s not right either

[half birch]

Was siri a normal bet

[solid shadow]

Yeah

[astral glade]

Yeah

Only scorcher was volpe

[vocal spindle]

If the full slip would only pay out 166 then a void wouldn’t make it 160

[half birch]

I’m confused how it is only $160 with a 5 man normally

[astral glade]

Scorcher

I won $83

@half birch was correct

[half birch]

That’s what I said earlier

[vocal spindle]

Some of those picks were probably reduced payouts if you put 16 and it was only paying out 166 for a 5 leg

[vocal spindle]

You said 10x

It was more than 10x bc of the scorcher

[half birch]

Half the normal payout yes

[astral glade]

Support said 10x but didn’t factor in the picks

[vocal spindle]

The normal payout wasn’t 20x

It was more bc of the scorched