┆⚾・baseball

[bleak mountain]

request them to not make discounts that go 2/8 please 🙏🏿

[azure nebula]

Is it crispy ??

[finite dock]

Also request voids for last night because 2/8 on discounts is diabolical

[shy socket]

Please

[scarlet crow]

What I gotta do to become an expert @long gorge

[teal oasis]

sumn strange

[unique hare]

You like crispy donuts?

[faint chasm]

We finna go crazy for a $10 .5 promo 🔥🔥

[unique hare]

It is creamy tho

[long gorge]

Apply and near the end of July the existing Expert team + myself will vote on the applicants

we're adding two more

[finite dock]

10 dollar Tyrese Haliburton discounted square🔥🔥🔥

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/glaze-gif-14668791808919620231

[teal oasis]

I vote we add @long gorge

[bleak mountain]

add experts who dont chalk

[spark vault]

ain’t save me none?

[scarlet crow]

How much I gotta pay you to make me an expert

[teal oasis]

does edward even bet

[teal oasis]

5000$

[scarlet crow]

Who are the experts rn

[unique hare]

It was a surprise

Glazed them myself

[finite dock]

the experts are like 50 year olds

[unique hare]

Alright too far my bad

[finite dock]

mfs grandpas😭

[spark vault]

alright i’m deducting points from u

[rare mulch]

how freaky😝

[half birch]

Send me $1000 cash app

[teal oasis]

same

[scarlet crow]

Aye idc how old the experts are if they hit

[spark vault]

yeah i’m 50 bro 😂, lol what are u saying bro

[long gorge]

FWIW - I have always respected your "freedom of speech" and not removed any of your feedback/trolling because I do respect your opinoin. I like Steve honestly and appreciate the activity he creates

But it's also true I have a job to do and my boss doesn't want people openly advertising channels or bragging about killing chat in our official server.

If he wants to rejoin when we hit our next special unlock he's welcome back

[finite dock]

quite freaky

[scarlet crow]

??????

[rare mulch]

oouuuu

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-mookie-mookie-betts-betts-la-dodgers-gif-6716595549792892288

[teal oasis]

🤔

[lunar patio]

you different 😂

[long gorge]

AYO YOU SAW THAT TOO?

[half birch]

Unc will be back in a week or 2 we’re fine

[finite dock]

where the freaks at

[long gorge]

could be less! We grew by 1k on Wednesday and a few hundred over the weekend

[abstract citrus]

I can respect that

[teal oasis]

unc would have invited 5k people by now

[scarlet crow]

What are the chances of me being a new expert realistically @long gorge

[unique hare]

You want some?

[bleak mountain]

none all ur slips chalk

[finite dock]

negative

[lunar patio]

duh.

[teal oasis]

👅

[azure nebula]

Bro is down bad to be an expert😭😭

Better not chalk me

[teal oasis]

bro wants to let the community chalk

[scarlet crow]

Ima cash all you out trust 🤝🏾

[lunar patio]

@sterile dagger

[teal oasis]

bs

[finite dock]

you gonna cash underdog out not us

[scarlet crow]

Do y’all even be tailing the expert picks?

[abstract citrus]

You wanna talk about dick riding I seen you say this like 5 times already. You ain’t getting it lil bro

[grand iron]

😭

[unique hare]

I sent kodai 10 bucks and he sent me 10k two days later

[teal oasis]

bro wants to be unc so bad

[scarlet crow]

How is that dick riding?

[lunar patio]

hush andrew

[sterile dagger]

yo

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[abstract citrus]

Omg Edward can I be an expert omg Edward what are the chances omg Edward Edward. Bro if he didn’t answer the first time move on

[lunar patio]

i’m not gon say this in the other cord but that baz play a pepper now but we trust jack 🤞🏽

[unique hare]

Just shut up and kiss already

[abstract citrus]

Bluephoria

[long gorge]

I'm not sure how the experts will vote but when I am reviewing applications this is the stuff I look at in order of importance:

• Chat activity levels (Are you hanging out a lot in chat? Are you talking about sports/picks? Are you being positive/friendly?)
• Knowledge (Are you an expert in a particular sport? That's a big plus! Do you understand how to use the UD app well and understand most of our rules?)
• Social Media (Do you have a social media presence? Do you create sports content? Are you active as an admin/mod in a large sports Discord? all of these are positives)

But generally the goal of the expert program is to reward people for being positive active members of the community here. we also want people who are willing to share their picks in the #┊🏀・basketball-picks channel (which if you're a content creator is a plus)

[scarlet crow]

Bruh in his feelings his bf got banned🤣

[long gorge]

I was typing 😭

[bleak mountain]

every expert wants u to donate

charity fund

[sterile dagger]

yessir 🐐 i got it at full value last night paired with jake by KO.

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/po-dies-dies-of-death-teletubbies-gif-23885910

[sweet sundial]

Drop me off in the stars

[abstract citrus]

Nah I’m just retaliating lol you started this tomfoolery

[bleak mountain]

promo?

[lunar patio]

you could just did a 10 dollar 4 man for 100

[bleak mountain]

promo today

[lunar patio]

less the sweat

[bleak mountain]

wheres the promo

[half birch]

Just give me the $5 instead atp

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/no-promotion-gif-25824887

[finite dock]

we getting a promo?

[unique hare]

How do 8 wnba all star game discounts sound?

[scarlet crow]

Y’all asking for a promo after yesterday?

[abstract citrus]

Aslong as 3 hit it’s better than yesterday

[unique hare]

How many actually did hit lol

[scarlet crow]

2/8 I think

[azure nebula]

Caitlin was scaring me

[abstract citrus]

2…

Garbage ass discounts

[half birch]

We need a free square after yesterday

[bleak mountain]

cant believe clarks discount was at 15.5

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/donations-gifts-gif-23762064

[rare mulch]

Literally her regular line during the season

Shi is dumb

[bleak mountain]

they needed some money back

🤣

[half birch]

That logic is horrible

[rare mulch]

When has Clark points ever opened at 19.5

Besides the first two games or so

[sterile dagger]

clark .5>>

[half birch]

An all star game is different

[rare mulch]

Now it goes up AGAINST THE BEST WNBA PLAYERS

[rare mulch]

Much worse lmao

[bleak mountain]

you stupid asf 🤣🤣

[scarlet crow]

I’m never touching a UD discount again (I’m lying I’m nuking the next discount I see)

[lunar patio]

clark .5 barely cashed lmao

[dusty jolt]

WHO HAS THE BEST BETS FOR TODAY

[rare mulch]

Bro what

[lunar patio]

seth lugo got traded to padres ?

[sterile dagger]

EAGLES ML

🔒

[half birch]

You probably think all lines should be the same for nba all star games right

[dusty jolt]

Bruh

[rare mulch]

We got more imbeciles glazing UD chalked discounts 👀😂👀

[dusty jolt]

Any MLB locks?

[half birch]

I didn’t even take the discounts your logic is just stupid

[simple wagon]

Damn I'm still mourning over that challked discount slip 😭

[bleak mountain]

no? i think they shouldnt have dropped discounts for wnba at all 🤣

[rare mulch]

Ok lmao

[rare mulch]

So points should go higher than usual bc it’s a all star game

Bro ur dumb af

[dusty jolt]

GOOD SHIT U HIT

[bleak mountain]

clark going against team usa

some of the best players in the league

[half birch]

When did I say that

[bleak mountain]

and her line was at 15.5

[simple wagon]

Sabrina sold

[bleak mountain]

how does that make sense?

[dusty jolt]

Who has the best MLB picks for the day?

[dusty jolt]

Who lmao

[rare mulch]

@half birch

[simple wagon]

I'm confident in this

[dusty jolt]

Bet

[rare mulch]

Bro jus said my logic didn’t make sense now when I said the opposite it still doesn’t make sense

Gtfoh

[finite dock]

do you not see the KC idiot😭

[dry flare]

dude why?

[sterile dagger]

do u not see the padres hat

🤣🤣🤣

[rare mulch]

💀

[finite dock]

it’s obviously not an old picture🤣

[bleak mountain]

youngin

[rare mulch]

😂😂😂😂

[sterile dagger]

LMAO

[rare mulch]

Rest in peace

[dusty jolt]

Who got one more strong MLB pick

That’s all I need

[simple wagon]

How many u got ?

[dusty jolt]

I’m making 3 diff parlays

On sleeper

With the discounts

[simple wagon]

Michael King over 4.5 strikeouts

[dusty jolt]

It’s only a 1.52x on sleeper

I would need 1 more then

Cuz their rules are you have to have at least 3x

For discounted plays

[simple wagon]

Do Carson Fulmer over 4.5 strikeouts

[dusty jolt]

Instead?

[simple wagon]

Do sleeper have cs?

[dusty jolt]

Or both

[dusty jolt]

What’s that

[simple wagon]

Either both esports

[dusty jolt]

No esports

[simple wagon]

Espports

[simple wagon]

Damn run both then

That's what I'm running for a 2 man on UD

[tulip lion]

Been here a week when can I post slips?

[dusty jolt]

Damn

The 4.5 K slip

[dawn urchin]

What’s the origin story for your discord username?

[dusty jolt]

Mine?

[dawn urchin]

EVERYONE

[dusty jolt]

Randomly generated Xbox username when I used to stream Fortnite

[tulip lion]

I’m at my best in Sage Mode

[dawn urchin]

Fair enough

[dawn urchin]

Naruto?

[tulip lion]

Yea the goat anime

[unique hare]

@kindred lake

[tulip lion]

No mods I’m trynna get opinions on my slips

[dawn urchin]

Going nature sage mode vs the books today I hope

[tulip lion]

But I can’t post

[dry flare]

mods dont care

[dawn urchin]

Have to get to level 5 before being able to post pictures

[tulip lion]

Need more “Emotional Content”
Riley Freeman

[tulip lion]

Gotcha

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-the-gif-23624390

[dry flare]

goo ahead and post your slip

[dawn urchin]

@unique hare MARIE IS LETTING ME DOWN

[dawn urchin]

I took the storman pick as well love it

[unique hare]

-240 to win in two

Misolic is really really letting me down

I may have put 65 on him

[tulip lion]

Look how I got H**d yesterday

[dawn urchin]

… so what about that statement from earlier that you put your last .75 cents on the other slip.

[spark vault]

riley freeman, huey

[unique hare]

Wasnt my last

From then to now i went back to my old nuking ways😭

[dawn urchin]

#growth

[unique hare]

#deterioration

[dawn urchin]

Totally don’t have 3 $25 2 man MLB slips….

[unique hare]

MISOLIC BREAKS YUH

[unique hare]

Easy cash

[dawn urchin]

That’s good right?!?

[unique hare]

Very

[dawn urchin]

Silk watching the match

[dry flare]

lets see the ceiling

[unique hare]

Had to remind him huh

[dawn urchin]

@unique hare YOU HEARD HIM MR FANCY CEILINGS

[hard mist]

Freddy cost me bro lmao

[hard mist]

Confident in this also

[half birch]

Judge bounce back?

[unique hare]

Marie hit

[grand iron]

It depends on if they’re willing to pitch to him

[spark vault]

sheesh the odds ain’t bad

[spark vault]

we tryna see the building / ceiling

[ivory whale]

4 pitchers I fw

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[spark vault]

boring!

[dawn urchin]

Let’s go 12.50 won

[sterile dagger]

shota under

[ivory whale]

U high?

Fs literally cut in half compared to Ud

[deep glacier]

underdog just stole my money again

[hollow dock]

Is it because he’s going against Arizona

[deep glacier]

banned

wow

[ivory whale]

Shota never played Arizona b4

[hollow dock]

Ohh okay

[ivory whale]

Dk if it’s a bad or good thing

[hollow dock]

Idk too much, I just heard they don’t strikeout much

[hollow dock]

That’s what I’m trying to say

[ivory whale]

Interesting

[hollow dock]

How much are you putting on it

[ivory whale]

On wha

[ivory whale]

^?

[valid mortar]

this is his first year in the MLB~

[ivory whale]

Hm

Finna take him off my slip

[primal mountain]

damn Brewers game is on rain-delay

[hollow dock]

On the slip

Like how much money you plan on putting on it @ivory whale

[half birch]

Never trust shita

[sterile dagger]

minnesota is drenched

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/will-gif-2553459115951539861

[sly plank]

Does this mean Padres give out the most or the least strikeouts?

[rose raptor]

Isn’t she sexy?

[primal mountain]

Mikolas pick is kinda scary

[ivory whale]

Taking off shota n dropping to

[hollow dock]

Ohh okay bet

[half birch]

Padres strikeout the least

[primal mountain]

@sterile dagger looks like MIN game is gonna happen

[marble mirage]

Yeah it's not raining anymore

[primal mountain]

If it needs to rain anywhere...it needs to rain here in Southern California

lol

[marble mirage]

Haven't had to turn the sprinklers on this year with how much it's been raining

[simple wagon]

Yea

[primal mountain]

What state are you in?

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-ok-great-good-thumbs-up-gif-16351183

[half birch]

Stroman is ass

[sterile dagger]

yessir

[dawn urchin]

@unique hare well our NRFI is screwed

[jaunty crater]

That was quick 😮‍💨

[primal mountain]

Need Vladdy to do the same thing

lol

[dawn urchin]

JOEY I HATE NRFI

[dawn urchin]

DAM RIGHT especially 1st batter home runs

[dusty jolt]

biden dropped out of race

3 mins ago

just now

damn

[dawn urchin]

I DEMAND ROBOTS AS UMPS

[cloud dew]

fr?

[rare mulch]

Yeah

[dawn urchin]

Discord has become the place for me finding out of the news

[rare mulch]

Dats wild

[cloud dew]

how jake irvin got 4 ks

wth

[sterile dagger]

so trump won for sure then?

[dusty jolt]

ong biden dropped out

check his twitter and instagram

[little gazelle]

cash king

[dusty jolt]

he posted a statement

[ashen reef]

Is there still a rain delay?

[scarlet crow]

Dam wtf

Gg America

[sterile dagger]

nah

trump will save us all

😂🤣🤣

[primal mountain]

wow

[scarlet crow]

Imagine everyone who bet on Biden to win

So trump is guaranteed to win now?

[primal mountain]

I think it was the right choice

[scarlet crow]

He couldn’t even form a proper sentence so yea

Makes sense

[little gazelle]

yes so far but if i gets refunded my bonus money turns into actual money so thats what im lowkey praying for 😭😭

[primal mountain]

and I think they should make a constitutional amendment for age limits for the Presidency

[scarlet crow]

Ok so trump won 💀

[primal mountain]

probably

[dusty jolt]

idt kamala harris is endorsed

it might be a diff candidate

[jaunty crater]

Yeah I don’t see Kamala winning at all 💀💀

[primal mountain]

She'll get nominated by the DNC

[dusty jolt]

damn BTC crashed as soon as biden announced his withdrawal

that makes no sense

it shoudlve went up

[primal mountain]

by how much?

[dusty jolt]

1k

[scarlet crow]

Dip before the pump 🙏🏾

[dusty jolt]

its still going down sadly

[primal mountain]

😬

[dusty jolt]

which i dont understand at all

Trump win = pump btc

[scarlet crow]

Buy the dip

[primal mountain]

damn Castro BOOKED it to 3rd base

[dry flare]

probably they are assuming whoever runs now will win

[oak quail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-elmo-fire-flames-gif-15362762789478602344

[finite dock]

Biden dropped???

[sterile dagger]

wait so is biden done being president for the rest of his term too?

[finite dock]

I think he’s just dropping out of the race

Not stepping out of his presidency

[dusty jolt]

yup

[sterile dagger]

good. hes too old for this shit

bro can’t even give a proper speech

[finite dock]

Both of them are too old😭 we need something new

[sterile dagger]

factual. i’m voting kanye

🤣

[digital bay]

Mfs should’ve let us bet if Biden was gonna drop out we would’ve all cashed out

[primal mountain]

no

[ashen reef]

@little gazelle cash us outtt

[primal mountain]

he'll finish it out

[finite dock]

Jayson Tatum for president👨‍⚖️

“WE DID IT”

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-hero-starman-superman-gif-5670562936153558097

[primal mountain]

Biden = Reese Olsen

LMAO

[finite dock]

@finite dock @finite dock hi buddies

https://tenor.com/view/jasgagger-jason-hello-penguin-hello-penguin-gif-18059906

[little gazelle]

let’s go boyyyyy we upppp

[dry flare]

trying to be @dawn urchin i see

[unique hare]

1st of all, what the fuck

[finite dock]

☠️

[unique hare]

2nd of all why is shams saying this

[finite dock]

^^ famous words of Tatum after he wins the battle of Moscow, 2034

[primal mountain]

because Shams is a sham

lol

[dry flare]

shams 😂

[unique hare]

All my fucking news comes from shams lmao

Next tweet gonna be the pistons have traded two 2nd round picks for Dwight powell

[sterile dagger]

niggas just give up🤣

[sterile dagger]

W

[unique hare]

Damn I wish i was still in Portland i know theyre losing their minds over there😂

[simple wagon]

Y'all know how many u got

[finite dock]

Paul Skenes after throwing a grenade 102mph straight down the center into the last bunker, Battle of Beijing, 2036

[sterile dagger]

they biden supporters?

[primal mountain]

Next thing you know Derrick White gets traded to the Shanghai Sharks for a package of ramen

lol

[finite dock]

Kamala wins the election now

Women love women

[unique hare]

Portland like the most liberal city in all the US lol

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-power-gif-24469549

[scarlet crow]

This cements shams legacy as the goat over woj

[sterile dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-no-gif-5798318147221316045

[simple wagon]

Y'all know how much he got?

[scarlet crow]

Should I put my rent money on kamala ?

[finite dock]

Women support women 🤷‍♂️

Angel Reese for 2024 POTUS

https://tenor.com/view/angel-reese-chicago-sky-angel-reese-chicago-sky-angel-reese-sky-kenxaviouspope-gif-10368087669739331017

[finite dock]

I might put like 50 on her no bs

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/derrick-white-chipped-tooth-tooth-cavs-nba-gif-33988548798200962

[sterile dagger]

u may as well just give that to me bro bro

[finite dock]

Shanghai Sharks can have dlo for free

[tall scaffold]

Chat I put the crib on The royals Tdy

Am I losing the house

[finite dock]

Do you support Trump perhaps😭

[scarlet crow]

W donation

[tall scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-526649539171596619

[finite dock]

you ain’t know about girl power

[bleak mountain]

bro

[finite dock]

she’s not beating Trump after the assassination attempt bro 😭

[half birch]

Trump is so free

[bleak mountain]

umps getting worse n worse

[tall scaffold]

Trump +1000 aura

[finite dock]

that basically locked in his win

[tall scaffold]

I swear

[unique hare]

Speak for yourself Powerpuff girls was my shit

[scarlet crow]

Lowkey trump odds not that bad

[finite dock]

We need a president that isn’t going to die halfway through their term😭

[tall scaffold]

The lower the number the worse I swear Even tho they’re suppose to be better😭😭

[half birch]

I thought it would be like -250

[sterile dagger]

honestly i don’t support neither side. but if i had to choose who im voting for i voting trump

[tall scaffold]

Idk who tf training them

[sterile dagger]

i never voted ever in my life

[scarlet crow]

Bubbles>

[sterile dagger]

this year will be my first

[scarlet crow]

Same and never will

[finite dock]

I haven’t voted in my lifetime😭

[scarlet crow]

The election is rigged

[unique hare]

They bullied tf out of poor mojo jojo

[cloud dew]

🤣🤣

[finite dock]

Politics are baloney

[scarlet crow]

Nah fax🤣🤣

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-kanye-gif-23859484

[primal mountain]

Biden just endorsed Harris

[scarlet crow]

Especially after last election and all of them fake votes y’all still think it’s not rigged?

[dawn urchin]

What Biden did

[primal mountain]

Trump won

lol

[dry flare]

just a reminder before this gets out of hand

[scarlet crow]

So put my life savings on trump?

[finite dock]

Okay if you say the votes are rigged you can’t be real 😭

[primal mountain]

oh shoot yeah...whoops

[dusty jolt]

my parlays looking MAD GOOD RN

[tall scaffold]

Wow that lugo play was crazy

[dusty jolt]

with LUGO

and king

[scarlet crow]

Isn’t that what happened past election?

[dusty jolt]

rebounding from yesterdays discount losses

[tall scaffold]

Jus shows how Connected the catcher has to be with the pitcher and the infield

That was a beautiful play

Dam near perfect

[finite dock]

No not at all. Trump is a known liar

[sterile dagger]

if u think about it our votes don’t even matter. they go off electro votes

🤣

[scarlet crow]

Oh I didn’t know

Don’t Biden got Covid

[vocal spindle]

So now that Biden dropped out, who’s winning, trump or demar Derozan?

[cloud dew]

yo yall gotta chill w the politics dis baseball chat cuh

[half birch]

Damn Soto scared of bees

[tall scaffold]

No kap each state has diff ones

[vocal spindle]

Trump has a lower ERA than Biden

[scarlet crow]

It’s all related

[bleak mountain]

bad

baz

[sterile dagger]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bleak mountain]

one more hit

[sterile dagger]

u hell bro

[unique hare]

Its time buddy

[dusty jolt]

joe biden just ENDORSED KAMALA HARRIS BRO

[subtle prism]

SPRINGER 2 HR

[dusty jolt]

LAMO

[tall scaffold]

Take it to #politics

[dusty jolt]

joe biden just ENDORSED KAMALA HARRIS BRO

[bleak mountain]

bro baz is getting pulled

[sterile dagger]

IS THIS BSD

[bleak mountain]

if he walks soto

[tall scaffold]

Chat can I put a parlay on trump??

[sterile dagger]

BAD

[bleak mountain]

fuck

[half birch]

Soto is ass

[primal mountain]

Springer HR again!

[dusty jolt]

shit my bad

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/wii-sports-baseball-out-of-the-park-home-run-wii-gif-24548729

[dusty jolt]

i didnt know

[unique hare]

George bush just dodged some shoes

[finite dock]

Mfs that care about politics can’t be real 😭

[bleak mountain]

YANKEES LMAOO

[dusty jolt]

bro what

u dont care about the state of our country?

are you sped

[finite dock]

your vote doesn’t do shit bro

let it go

[half birch]

@dusty jolt don’t ruin this chat

[finite dock]

😭

[dusty jolt]

this the type of shit u would say

lmfaooo

[sterile dagger]

chill. fr?

[finite dock]

go back to begging for money😭

[scarlet crow]

We care but he’s right

[dry flare]

are you trying to get banned?

[dusty jolt]

im not trynna get banned

i didnt do anything wrong

[finite dock]

“are you sped”🤓🤓

[dusty jolt]

u are def like 13 bro

ur underage fs

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-laugh-gif-7463586846072695136

[dusty jolt]

u cant even vote yet

[cloud dew]

underdog experts be undercover spies bro i swear

[glacial oriole]

Voting for kamala 2024

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas3dss-atlas3dss-begging-atlas3dss-poor-atlas3dss-homeless-gif-25927308

[sterile dagger]

commanders suck

my b

[lavish island]

Can Yankees stop selling with bases loaded

🤦‍♂️

[half birch]

I got Yankees ml and they can’t hit with runners on base

[scarlet crow]

ABBOTT PLEASE START SUCKING ⏸️

[glacial oriole]

3rd baseman started to troll and just allows a run on an error

[sterile dagger]

baz one more hit next inning plz

[scarlet crow]

Nice

I took his pitching outs under

[sterile dagger]

who

[glacial oriole]

another run for the nationals

[primal mountain]

I took Baz's K's LOL

[scarlet crow]

Abbott

[sterile dagger]

ahh it’s looking good?

[sterile dagger]

i just need one more hit from bro

[sterile dagger]

how’s it looking

[jaunty crater]

Looking solid so far

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-barkley-turrible-no-nope-gif-4718863

[jaunty crater]

Cash Yepez HRR

[scarlet crow]

I think it’ll be sweaty

[half birch]

Judge about to hr rn I’m from the future

[vocal spindle]

Demar Derozan getting my vote

[bleak mountain]

if he walks anymore batters

[vocal spindle]

I lowkey might not miss on a single slip today

[dawn urchin]

At least I have a slip looking good

[burnt juniper]

James Paxton for u4.5 SO?

[vocal spindle]

(I didn’t place a single slip today)

[sterile dagger]

judge walk gg

https://tenor.com/view/hook-peter-pan-rufio-gif-18359626

[bleak mountain]

broo jus one more hit

[cloud dew]

a “hit” counts as a man on base right

like if a guy goes to first base

[bleak mountain]

yes

but walks dont count

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/no-score-judging-zero-gif-13779921

[unique hare]

They should do a royal rumble between the democrats and whoever wins is the nominee

[cloud dew]

thx js askin cuz ud didnt update irvin yet

[dawn urchin]

@unique hare so for tomorrow another challenger 4 leg no sets lost slip right?!?

[vocal spindle]

national competition, first person to hit a 50 leg parlay gets elected

[ivory whale]

Shota at 4ks

Godbless

[unique hare]

Shit it worked today for you

[vocal spindle]

Why Lugo getting lit up

[dawn urchin]

I gave him in the community plays & HE IS DOING AWESOME

[sterile dagger]

baz no hits this inning yankees suck asssss

https://tenor.com/view/hook-peter-pan-rufio-gif-18359626

[dawn urchin]

The best part?!? TENNIS IS EVERY DAM DAY

[ivory whale]

But he got 3 walks 😑

[unique hare]

Double edged sword

[ivory whale]

Cooked my shit

[gentle zenith]

Yo idk anything about baseball but what exactly is a strikeout? Is it good for the person that swings the bat or the pitcher 😭

[dawn urchin]

I like to look at the positives

[unique hare]

If they strike the ball and it flies out

[cloud dew]

we should be able to bet on whos gonna be president

[dry flare]

😭

[dry flare]

you can just not on UD

[sterile dagger]

just needed one more hit dawg shit crazy

he’s not seeing next inning

jake paul knocked out bro for nothing

😂

[lunar patio]

you trolling ?

[dry flare]

i took this too

[lunar patio]

either way my pair fin chalk

[primal mountain]

and now the rest of the slip that he's on chalked

[sterile dagger]

idk @bleak mountain said if he lets another walk happen he’s done

and he did

[dry flare]

i was going to post in the community but i didnt have anything good to put with him

[lunar patio]

huh ☠️

he has no ER

[cloud dew]

yall think stroman pitching 6

[lunar patio]

he’s playing

[primal mountain]

I put 100 clams on it lol

[sterile dagger]

as long as bro play next inning and gets a hit idc😂

[sterile dagger]

100 dollars? damn

u should of done hits bro

[dry flare]

100 units

[primal mountain]

UNITS lol

1 CrazyJoey unit = 1 penny

lol

[sweet sundial]

Hit or nah?

[primal mountain]

I love throwing people off LOL

[unique hare]

Do the mets get out of this

[dry flare]

change your unit size to fractions like gas stations do

[bleak mountain]

now hes locked in

i seen the coach make a call to the pen

he couldnt find the zone but he good now

[primal mountain]

1 CrazyJoey unit = .999 cents

[sterile dagger]

he’s seeing this inning?

[bleak mountain]

yes

[sterile dagger]

bettt

[copper epoch]

$50 promo ok UD

[sterile dagger]

YOOOO

WE GOT A PROMO

50$

LFG

[finite dock]

wtf 😭

I didn’t get one

[patent moon]

Where promo??

[finite dock]

ofc i don’t get a promo

I will remember this UD

[patent moon]

Yall bappin

Where promo?

[bleak mountain]

papiii

@sterile dagger cash pache

[sterile dagger]

yessir

[dawn urchin]

PROMO?!? I NEED TO SEE PROOF

[sterile dagger]

LFG HIM

[fast berry]

I don't see promo 😦

[sterile dagger]

i got a promo 🤷🏽‍♂️

[dawn urchin]

WHEN I DONT GET A PROMO

[glacial oriole]

we had this last night lol

But yours if for tonight’s game mine is for Tomorrow’s game

[dawn urchin]

GOD DAM YANKEES BLOWING MY SLIP

[sweet sundial]

Round three

[sterile dagger]

ahhh hell yeah

they blessed

[lunar patio]

nicee

[rose raptor]

Jesus gausman

We serious?

[lavish island]

Stroman one more hit pls

[faint chasm]

ripto me, i had gausman over

[glacial oriole]

I think virginia users got a promo because of the issues the past 2 days

[onyx marten]

i need a lock gentlemen

im abt to nuke $20 on sum

[faint chasm]

Hope you cash

[cloud dew]

no way stroman gets 6 innings

[cloud dew]

howw

[rose raptor]

He’s a donator

[sterile dagger]

yeah ok

🤓

[exotic knoll]

i had shota at 5 hits allowed

what an L play

[onyx marten]

Which one is the best on yhere

[finite dock]

Free Win Sunday

[scarlet crow]

Is Abbott under 16.5 po cooked

[dry flare]

hes at 73 pitches and still no outs in the 5th

75 and 1 out

[simple wagon]

Haas baz been pulled?

[cloud dew]

W Ella

[devout condor]

Let’s go shota

[onyx marten]

Didn’t think people still put money on Shita

[cloud dew]

whats a feilders choice out

[finite dock]

Infielder has the ball and gets the choice to throw whoever out

Usually happens on failed double plays

Counts as pitching out

[cloud dew]

ohh

doesnt count as a hit right

[finite dock]

No

[cloud dew]

ok

[unkempt agate]

Baz getting pulled at 76 pc up 3-0

[sacred oyster]

Got $100 ohtani square thanks ud

[glacial oriole]

he’s coming out for the 6th rn

[chrome rock]

Bruh howd you get a $100 max on a promo

I havent got more than $10-20

[sacred oyster]

Different per acct

[sterile dagger]

@bleak mountain 🫡🫡🫡

[half birch]

Spend more money

[safe aurora]

Yes

[dense mantle]

Sleepers discounts 2/2 for far, ud or pp could never lmao

EVERY DISCOUNT HIT

TAKE NOTES UD

🤷🏾‍♂️

[lavish island]

3 more to go 🙏

[scarlet crow]

He went over smh

[dry flare]

Sorry 😔

[safe aurora]

No way they pulled Baz early in the 4th 😭

Vegas want they money?

[junior hearth]

??

[true shoal]

I need a 3 leg parlay I can make

[mossy geyser]

Y’all think Seth Lugo will get one more strike out before game ends?

[hushed ginkgo]

Chalked both of my slips

[true shoal]

They might bench him

[junior hearth]

thoughts ??

[mossy geyser]

Ya ik I got em at 4.5 strikeouts and bros at 4😭

[fast berry]

They must have missed my account. KANOKE. Thanks UD I'm a frequent donator

[prisma oak]

Hopefully lugo keeps it going

[mossy geyser]

He needs a strike out bro

[sterile dagger]

man that’s cash don’t even stress☠️

[dusty jolt]

is lugo gonna get 2 more strikeouts?

gausman sold my other parlay

with a grand slam

😭

[sterile dagger]

W

[mossy geyser]

I’m saying he usually plays 6 innings and I need just one more😭

[dawn urchin]

They seriously let him go out to get 1 out & pulled him right after WHAT LEGENDS

[junior hearth]

thoughts

[dusty jolt]

dang

i need lugo to get 2 strikeouts in the 7th

if he even plays

[unique hare]

Winman

[fallow pasture]

niceee

they had marcus up for that at 3rd inning shit was free

[dusty jolt]

come on seth lugo

2 strikeouts this inning please

[hollow dock]

Wait did turner not hit fantasy

He had a single , rbi, and a run

💀

[mossy geyser]

Chalk😭

[hollow dock]

Wait a rbi 2, a run is 2, and a single is 3

Dam💀

That’s crazy

[grand iron]

Lugo hasn’t gone longer than 6 in the last 3 starts. I don’t see it happening as much as I want it too

[mossy geyser]

Ya me neither

[half birch]

@finite dock through up some random shit and it all hit no way

[mossy geyser]

But let me know if he’s in at the 7th I can’t watch

[half birch]

The spin the wheel is kinda a scam though

[grand iron]

If the royals can score before he’s taken out hopefully he can get the win but even then idk 💀

[dusty jolt]

ONE MORE SETH LUGO STRIKEOUT

PLEASE BRO

PLEASE

NO BRO

[mossy geyser]

😭

[dusty jolt]

IS SETH LUGO PLAYING 1 MORE INNING

PLEASE TELL ME HE IS

sleeper had O5.5 strikeouts for lugo as his line

[half birch]

Put the fries in the bag

[grand iron]

Lugo will get it for quality start

[mossy geyser]

Shi I hope he does for u fam

[half birch]

Get scammed

[dusty jolt]

ur a hater bro

[mossy geyser]

😭

[dusty jolt]

1 more inning please

[half birch]

He will your fine

[finite dock]

whoever need some bread for plays lmk 🦖 just message meh

[dawn urchin]

Definitely not I’m break even man

[safe aurora]

send me some

[half birch]

Ya wanted to try it out but it’s just 2x all the time

[dusty jolt]

these my 3 parlays rn

gausman sold the last one

mf pitched a grand slam

[half birch]

Do they void if it’s only one player

[dusty jolt]

yes

[patent moon]

Duran don’t do good vs left handed pitchers

[dusty jolt]

COME ON LUGO

TIME TO LOCK IN

[little gazelle]

bro what is taking so long

this cashed an hour and a half ago

[mossy geyser]

Y’all think Brett wisely will get a hit?

[half birch]

Judge hr rq

[mossy geyser]

I waited four hours last night for mine to cash then I waited 6hrs for my deposit🤦‍♂️😭

[primal mountain]

thanks Soto for saving my slip

[dusty jolt]

bro please

i need a mf strikeout

[little gazelle]

like bro wassup 😭😭😭

[half birch]

W

Ty judge

[dusty jolt]

bro god damn it

lugo

pitch a mf strikeout please

do you guys think lugo has a chance to pitch 9 innings

[half birch]

I would fade Ohtani today

[dusty jolt]

can lugo go full game?

and clutch 1 more K

[bright wolf]

No

[pale urchin]

Much needed

[dusty jolt]

bro please

lugo needs to clutch

[primal mountain]

I need a miracle Westberg

[dusty jolt]

bruh

why is lugo not going complete game

the royals are up now

[mossy geyser]

Thoughts?

[half birch]

He pitched 8 innings

[mossy geyser]

Ya that’s alot more then usual

[half birch]

I mean he only has 89 pitches for 8 innings but still it’s not like it’s a perfect game

[dusty jolt]

😢

dang

i was one strikout away from hitting ut

[rancid oak]

ofc rendon gets a hit

[dusty jolt]

OMFG

LUGO IS COMING OUT

HOLY SHIT

there is no way

NEED 1 K

[rose raptor]

1 more inning royals

For the lugo win

[sterile dagger]

bangggg

it’s hitting

[rose raptor]

I seriously woulda taken lugo 23.5 outs if they made it a line

[dusty jolt]

come on lugo

[rose raptor]

Not 26.5 tho bc I ain’t that ballsy

[dusty jolt]

1 mf strikeout

please bro

[half birch]

Bro is down bad

Hope you hit though

[royal wedge]

😭

[half birch]

Your cooked

[dusty jolt]

bro

final out needs to be a strikeout

ima ctualyl so cooked

[half birch]

Lugo K no way

[dusty jolt]

HOLY

OMFG

GUYS

WWWWW

[royal wedge]

Dickride

But w

[finite dock]

Daily Angels Win looking nice

[half birch]

@dusty jolt take your meds

[dusty jolt]

bro im just happy man

that was sick you cant lie

pitched complete game and ended with the 6th strikeout

[half birch]

You got scammed at 5.5 ks

[finite dock]

Rooker with RISP lets get this 6X 🙏🙏

[half birch]

Was it a boosted payout

[dusty jolt]

2.00x

on sleeper

[half birch]

Chalkboard got better odds from what I see

[dusty jolt]

damn

[half birch]

Yankees are cooked

[little gazelle]

@mossy geyser still isn’t even green yet 😭😭

[dusty jolt]

finish it off fulmer and estes

🫡

[patent moon]

Rooker for .5 live bases??

[final oasis]

Cashed

[half birch]

I’m waiting on the Lebron promo as well

[fallow pasture]

yall see anypairs for lebron rn?

[final oasis]

Placed that quickly after miles sold me

[chrome rock]

Ohtani to homer

[half birch]

Don’t do that ^

[chrome rock]

Good matchup vs kutter in his home park

[drowsy storm]

Arizona or cubs?

[fallow pasture]

aint doin tht gng

[civic lava]

Cooked

Or cooked

[half birch]

It’s a bad matchup Shohei isn’t great against strikeout pitchers

[dusty jolt]

i got the over

type

[civic lava]

4.5 tho

or 5.5

[dusty jolt]

i got over 4.5

shit

5 would be great

for both of us

🙏

[civic lava]

Yuh

[viscid kestrel]

i wish they took kremer out

[chrome rock]

He went deep off skenes

Ohtani can homer against any pitcher

[half birch]

Yes obviously it just doesn’t happen as much

Even if something is a bad matchup anything can happen

[primal mountain]

I took Ohtanki's TB over

[fallow pasture]

thts a live bet right

i might take it

[primal mountain]

because he can pull a double out of his ass in the late innings

[civic lava]

Idk

[rare mulch]

Scrub

😂😂

[fallow pasture]

ye it is

any of thes eguys good for .5 hrr

[patent moon]

Rooker for .5 live bases??

[civic lava]

R u taking over or under

[unkempt agate]

Baz sold me

[fallow pasture]

prob under

might just go w this

he been hot

[patent moon]

Rooker for .5 live bases??

[sterile dagger]

he sold all of us

champion picks suck ass! didn’t even get the whole 75

[half birch]

Omg no way

[sterile dagger]

honestly might stop fucking with UD

[half birch]

How did the fielder miss read that

[unkempt agate]

Up 3-0 76 pitches bottom 4th gets pulled

After 2 walks

Hmm

[sterile dagger]

and take my services to CB

[spark vault]

a win is a win 👀🔥 nice hit

[half birch]

Anyone watching the Yankees game

[sterile dagger]

preesh brother

[spark vault]

wowwww

[chrome rock]

yeah

[sterile dagger]

not the first time they did this

[half birch]

That what I do unless it’s free squares

[sterile dagger]

pay me my whole shit

lol

[chrome rock]

Soto hot asf rn

Randy been messing up all series against him

[fallow pasture]

ye

[half birch]

He got the double

[fallow pasture]

locked

[half birch]

Unless it counted as an error

[chrome rock]

Homer in 26 parks

[half birch]

Judge 2 hr why not

[fallow pasture]

blanco lock in mf

[half birch]

They gonna walk judge

Ig not

[cloud dew]

soo chalk blanco

[civic inlet]

Blanco gettin exposed again 😂

[scarlet crow]

Crypto pumping 👀

[dusty jolt]

yessir

SOL BTC AVAX

going insane

[scarlet crow]

I need doge to go crazy

[dusty jolt]

doge is up 8% today

im so sad i couldnt get in again

i accidentally sold my doge and had a limit buy at 10 cents again

but it never filled

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254765

[unkempt agate]

https://tenor.com/view/sick-feeling-gif-19257076

[acoustic zephyr]

Birdsong is like that

[onyx marten]

Just send them u bum

[dusty jolt]

yessir

2 more for fulmer

and i cash

[half birch]

Send them here or don’t send them at all

[pale urchin]

Not bad

Thank god adley scored

[primal mountain]

good job Rooker!

[dusty jolt]

Bro

Carson fuller really selling tf out of me rn

[sterile dagger]

shoutout my brodie @finite dock

[lavish island]

Chalk?

[fallow pasture]

brent was free

[finite dock]

Oh yeah 😎

[half birch]

Why not put $10 on the promo

[dusty jolt]

He might not have enough money

[half birch]

He put $2 on the other entry

[simple wagon]

Y'all think fulmer gets 2 more strikeouts?

[dusty jolt]

That’s what I need

[simple wagon]

Yea u tailed me bro it's sweating rn

[dusty jolt]

Oh yea

Ur that guy that told me

🙏

[finite dock]

Had 8$

[finite dock]

Think he gets pulled

Not sure if he can go another inning bro was at like 60 pitches

[simple wagon]

Maybe I hope not though

Maybe just maybe we pray he had 59

[half birch]

Should put it all on the free square if possible you still might make more money though

[dusty jolt]

why would he get pulled at 60 pitches

[devout condor]

First win

[finite dock]

Bullpen game i assume

Bro hasnt pitched beyond 4 this season

[stuck wave]

nice broo took me like 12 try's

[simple wagon]

Oh nah he's getting pulled then damn

[half birch]

He may be cooked

[simple wagon]

If he has pitched past the 4

He's cooked damn

[devout condor]

Kyleeeeee 😒

[finite dock]

He’s in thank god

1 Hit 🙏🙏

[half birch]

Your cooked he’s getting pulled

[dusty jolt]

damn well

it might be over

[finite dock]

He’s in but bottom of the order likely gonna be straight PO’s

Jesus already 2 flyouts

[dusty jolt]

we need a strikeout righ there

and then him to come back

[finite dock]

He’s having a quick inning let bro pitch a 5th 🤷🏽‍♂️

[half birch]

Nvm they may put him back in

[dusty jolt]

yup its over

he needs 2 strikeouts in the 5th

even if he comes back

[finite dock]

3 outs..

[dusty jolt]

estes at 1 ER rn

hopefully he gets pulled

after this inning

[simple wagon]

We need 2 strikeouts bro

Miracle needa happen

[dusty jolt]

ong

just like the lugo miracle today

[mossy geyser]

2 for 2 bby

[dusty jolt]

wow good shit

[finite dock]

I be scared unc 😔

[dusty jolt]

start sending ur picks in here my man

[mossy geyser]

Preciate it

Igu

[simple wagon]

REAL