┆⚾・baseball

[empty moss]

shit

😭

[lavish island]

Going under in all longest distance homer

[dense mantle]

They were too low then they see what the books had it at then bumped it

[brave ruin]

I kinda want Pete to 3 peat might have to put one on his homers 😭

[empty moss]

Ima see what FD got

[dense mantle]

These were og lines

Now look at the books

[brave ruin]

Wtf

[dense mantle]

They bumped like a mf

[empty moss]

DAMNN

ASSS ASFFF

even on both sides

[brave ruin]

They tryna rob us 😭

[empty moss]

I might as well arbitrage

😂

[lavish island]

Go under

[dense mantle]

Not touching shit lmao

[lavish island]

They all ass

[empty moss]

finna place a straight on FD, one to go over and one to go under

[dense mantle]

Only thing I’m eyeing is the total hr number on the bookies

[brave ruin]

That’s what I was thinking

[empty moss]

they prolly gon ban my ass if I do dat

[sand temple]

I bet on ozuna o24.5 r1 Hr hits am I cooked?

[brave ruin]

Is adolis rlly gonna hit 25 hr first round…

[lavish island]

First option is how many times it gon take them to hit a homer ?

[brave ruin]

No how many they gonna hit in the round

I think under might be the play

[dense mantle]

No how many hr he hit in round 1

[lavish island]

Oh

How many chances they get or how many balls they get

[brave ruin]

It’s like a few mins

[lavish island]

Hmm

[sand temple]

So it’s timed?

[dense mantle]

Like 2-3 mins

[brave ruin]

I forget how many

[dense mantle]

1 timeout

[lavish island]

Who’s throwing the balls a human?

[brave ruin]

I still think 24.5 is high for some of these guys

[brave ruin]

It’s like batting practice

[lavish island]

Oh

[sand temple]

These lines seem so high but they are also doable for some players.

[empty moss]

man

I’m taking all the try hards

[dense mantle]

3 mins or 40 pitches whichever comes first for HR DERBY

[exotic knoll]

who are those guys?

[empty moss]

Pete

Ozuna

[rare mulch]

3 mins

[empty moss]

Adolis

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/alert-siren-warning-light-gif-15160785

[sand temple]

Im ozuna from the Braves

[rare mulch]

El bomb I

[empty moss]

Oh wait

U can only

[hazy ridge]

surely 2 people finish behind j-ram

[empty moss]

this so ass

Mmcht

[hazy ridge]

i know thats so stupid lmao

[rare mulch]

What’s the point

lol

[hazy ridge]

i wanted to take gunnar & teoscar's lines

[empty moss]

man

Lemme go look at the homerun leaders

[rare mulch]

UD is special

[sand temple]

They limited money because apparently last year people made a bag off the derby😭

[vestal sparrow]

what are some derby picks

someone send

[rare mulch]

Bobby Witt under 3.5 finishing position

Free

Doubt he gets top 3

[lavish island]

You think he not get 3 place ?

[rare mulch]

Hell no lmao

Gunnar Pete El Bombi>>>

[lavish island]

Ok

[vestal sparrow]

i like that

any others

just gonna run 2 man

[empty moss]

Bobby not getting 3rd place

[lavish island]

Teoscar getting 5?

[rare mulch]

Honestly I don’t know but I don’t think he will make second round

So probably na

Bohm last tho

[lavish island]

Let me see your picks

[empty moss]

Teoscar 21 homers

sounds doable

😂

[brave ruin]

Pete over 25.5 homers??

[empty moss]

until Monday

Top 3, Gunnar, Pete, Ozuna

[vestal sparrow]

you can’t combine 😭. is shohei free though?

[empty moss]

Bobby I think will come in 4th

nah making Ohtani line regular payout

[subtle prism]

keep in mind they get 40 pitches max pr round

[empty moss]

and errybody else a pepper is crazy

[brave ruin]

You think Jose top 6 tho

[lavish island]

They only get one chance right ?

[dense mantle]

I took teoscar too lmao

He the last one to be bumped

[empty moss]

Idek

[rare mulch]

Glaze

Literally

[rare mulch]

Not necessarily

Some will get 2

It depends

But mainly 2 max

[vestal sparrow]

you telling me ohtani not getting a single hit

[lavish island]

Should I go with these

[vocal spindle]

I won’t be betting tomorrow

Not when CFB 25 is out

[rare mulch]

lol

[vocal spindle]

Ima be too busy rebuilding kennesaw state

[lavish island]

It cost 70$ right

[dense mantle]

I’m doing Florida Atlantic 🌚

[rare mulch]

100

[vocal spindle]

I have MVP edition

Standard is 70

[lavish island]

Oh hell nah

[vocal spindle]

Deluxe is 100

MVP is 150

But comes with deluxe cfb and madden

[rare mulch]

100 to play early

[lavish island]

That shi probably gon be on game pass one day ima wait

[vocal spindle]

buy ea play for 5.99 and it discounts it by $10

[dense mantle]

Get ea play it’s $5 nd you get to play it up to 10 hours.

[lavish island]

Yea ima do that

[empty moss]

man idek how that shit work fr

[dense mantle]

That’s what I did

[vocal spindle]

I got cfb 25 for free

[dense mantle]

Man gone have 1-2 ab maybe

[vocal spindle]

And he won’t really be trying

[dense mantle]

Bangggg

[vocal spindle]

All star game either gonna be all bombs or no hits and no in between

[rare mulch]

MLB All star breaks>>NFL,NBA

[vestal sparrow]

i just looked at last years games and every single pitcher played no more than one inning

[rare mulch]

Yeah bc it’s a whole bunch

They used to go 2IP

Starters should go 2.

Then everyone else go 1

[vocal spindle]

Slam dunk contest 2015-2016 > any all star event in any sport at any point in time

[rare mulch]

Fr

[lavish island]

So it’s bohm getting 19 homer first inning )

[rare mulch]

So sad how the slam dunk contest fell off

[rare mulch]

Doubt it

[vocal spindle]

No

[tall scaffold]

How

[vocal spindle]

Kinda reached peak human capabilities at this point

[vocal spindle]

shawty

[lavish island]

I mean round 😂

😭😂

[vocal spindle]

I knew what you meant but still no

[vestal sparrow]

only player to play more than 1 inning in the last 3 years is corbin burnes

[vocal spindle]

Bohm getting dead last

[vestal sparrow]

what is the best pair for witt

[rare mulch]

Corey Seager to the ASG

replacing Carlos

[rare mulch]

Maybe TEOSCAR over or bohm under

[vocal spindle]

What witt line

I don’t think Teoscar finishes top 5 tbh

[vestal sparrow]

witt worse than 3.5 finishing

[vocal spindle]

Jram kinda wild card as well

Jordan Addison arrested for drunk driving

[pliant gust]

He going to get suspended this time

[vestal sparrow]

again

or whatever he did the first time

[vocal spindle]

First time?

[dense mantle]

man wasnt drunk tho

he was sleep in his car

12 always assume shit

[vestal sparrow]

before the season last year he was caught speeding or something

140 mph in a 60 or smth 😭

[quiet pendant]

Jose finishing 6.5 is kinda crazy

Why they underestimating bro

Like he don’t have the 2nd most hrs in the damn event

[vocal spindle]

Good luck if you betting on home run derby tomorrow

All the lines are juiced

Witt got bumped up 13

Ozuna got bumped up 14

And basically everything is significantly bumped

If you gonna bet, bet on round finishes and unders

Jram got bumped from 5.5 finishing position to 6.5

[subtle prism]

u betting jp?

[vocal spindle]

I placed a slip a few days ago but aside from that I’m not betting

[quiet pendant]

Wouldn’t that mean he would have to place 6th

[vocal spindle]

Depends if you talking over or under and new or old line

I liked him under 5.5

But I like him over 6.5

[quiet pendant]

Oh yea

But honestly he can go over 5.5

[empty moss]

chalked? @vocal spindle

[quiet pendant]

I can see him being over teoscar bohm and Witt

[vocal spindle]

I think it’ll be

1. Pete
2. Gunnar
3. Ozuna
4. Adolis
5. Witt
6. Jram
7. Teoscar
8. Bohm

[subtle prism]

witt might do better then we think

[vocal spindle]

Witt will either go off or do nothing

He said he’s doing it “for fun” which is why I’m not high on him

But he hits homers more effortlessly than anyone else in the derby

[empty moss]

wait

when did he say dat

😭

[quiet pendant]

Oh yea he’s not doing nun fr

[vocal spindle]

Witt is 5th in the MLB in average home run distance right behind Ohtani, while next highest in the derby Ozuna who’s 37th

[quiet pendant]

I can see Pete taking it all

[vocal spindle]

Was reported on MLB.com, source was Bobby Witt Sr. When talking about new derby rules this year

[vocal spindle]

I think it’ll easily be Pete

Without fatigue and head to head matchups

Favors him a lot

[empty moss]

oh u said witt

not

teoscar

😂

[quiet pendant]

Oh it’s head to head hmmm

[empty moss]

I either cooked or am getting cooked

[quiet pendant]

Interesting

[vocal spindle]

Not anymore

First round is no head to heads

For the first time ever

[quiet pendant]

Oh then nvm wtf

Cooked

[vocal spindle]

The head to head matchups made betting easier ngl

2nd round and obviously the finals are head to head tho

So if you bet live you could have that advantage

[vocal spindle]

I honestly like this, teoscar my only iffy one, I just don’t know how he will do tbh bc not much prior stuff to back him up either way

[junior aspen]

We only had a 4k Sale today?!

Worthless…

Who’s winning the HR derby

[vocal spindle]

Glad my slip chalked before that

I would’ve crashed out

[vocal spindle]

@junior aspen

[junior aspen]

Has Pete Alonso won before

[wise thistle]

Good way to end before all star break 😤

[dawn urchin]

Yes he’s the 2 time champ

[vocal spindle]

One of only 3 people to win back yo back, and one of like 5 to win more than once

[vocal spindle]

If he wins he’s tied for most derby wins of all time with Ken Griffey jr

[dawn urchin]

My HR derby slip

[vocal spindle]

Smart man

Fading the bumps

[weak stag]

What y’all think?

[vocal spindle]

I hope CFB 25 isn’t too realistic

[dawn urchin]

I just always feel that HR derbies very often underwhelm. Plus I’m a huge J-Ram fan and I think it’s very disrespectful to think he’s finishing in 7th place

[vocal spindle]

Not tryna have my heisman QB sidelined for the championship game by false accusations

[weak stag]

Nvm 🫠

[vocal spindle]

Ozuna distance was bumped up 14, and Witt distance was bumped up 13, and Jram was bumped from 5.5 to 6.5 so you got great value on all your picks

Got value from the 3 most significant bumps

[quiet pendant]

💀💀💀

[sinful thunder]

This never fails to make me laugh

Up to 220! Misses 1 here's 3x

[dawn urchin]

SPAIN WITHOUT THE S

[sinful thunder]

Sarr a bum, I was dumb to take the over

Deserve the pain

[pliant gust]

It’s basically a pat on the head

[dawn urchin]

I respect the betting on summer league I couldn’t do it anymore.

[sinful thunder]

From 44x to 3x 🫰 like that

PayPal withdrawal in 5mins tho, so they at least hooked me up there

[dawn urchin]

WHEN THE WITHDRAWAL HITS

[sinful thunder]

Is the Argentina game gonna actually happen tonight?

7p originally and now we're up to 815

[dawn urchin]

I would imagine it’s going to start at some point but delayed because people got into the stadium without tickets

[sinful thunder]

Ahh

[devout sluice]

915

[sinful thunder]

Maybe I can get hotd in before it starts now

[dusty jolt]

ripppppp

[unkempt agate]

Why the max I can do is 50?

[pliant gust]

That’s what I’m on the game just kept getting pushed back

[pliant gust]

I see the same thing. I guess it’s the combination being limited

[flat silo]

what are the best 2 bets for the derby

[oak quail]

This why I’m going back to prizepicks

[junior aspen]

Ken Griffrey Jr. Wow what a throwback

[pliant gust]

It ain’t no better. Promos I can only do $5 and told me only $100 a day on soccer

[vague python]

This hitting

[craggy pendant]

Bobby 23 HRs in round 1?!?

[cloud dew]

for the derby

is there like a pitcher or how does it work

[weary hare]

They each choose who pitches to them

[finite dock]

Messi ain’t cash through 30??

bro boutta leave the game and chalk everyone😭😭

[unkempt agate]

I can’t bet on Gunnar bc the promo or sum shit

[finite dock]

Messi is back in the game but limping

[rare stone]

Why do you like that velo

[sand temple]

His trash is getting subbed off

[royal wedge]

So promo chalk?

Refund?

[jaunty crater]

My goat 😩😩

[sand temple]

No it cashed

[finite dock]

He cashed in the 20th

Just doesn’t update

[royal wedge]

Oh Ight

[dusty jolt]

itll update after the game ends

[meager tinsel]

Having a nice drink after this day 😭

[void drift]

Is it just me or can y’all not see the Gunnar free square either

[tall scaffold]

Is Messi boutta chalk free Square😭😭

[meager tinsel]

Shakira still so bad 😮‍💨

[tropic dome]

he cashed

like is y’all not reading

[marble mirage]

whats the move for the Derby

im thinking Jram under longest HR distance

[vocal spindle]

Just found out Paul Skenes is pitching for all 8 derby contestants

and he’s throwing nothing but sinkers in the corners of the zone

chalk all overs

[marble mirage]

nuking all unders

asap

[dense mantle]

🌚

[marble mirage]

more than 18.5 pitchers is an interesting bet

[dense mantle]

9 pitchers each team. One pitcher is bound to get pulled mid inning……my prediction

[vocal spindle]

Yeah no pitcher going over 20 imo

[vestal sparrow]

anyone got 2 man derby slip

[dense mantle]

Idk ask support

[finite dock]

chats so dry without MLB😭 i miss sweating a random prop with someone already

[tall scaffold]

1 shot is unspeakable work. If Colombia wins he banned from Argentina

[tall scaffold]

Why this mf Right😭😭

[dense mantle]

Tomorrow it’ll be live for like 1 hour

For the derby

Then dead for a week

[tall scaffold]

L

All star break

[jaunty crater]

🖕🏽Jeanie and Rob for passing up on Cam 😭😭

Biggest fumble ever

[finite dock]

Taking my talents to #┆🎾・tennis 🔥🔥🔥

(if I have any)

😭

[marble mirage]

ran this

446.5 seems long vs jRam

Garcia home event

Nivera just a random CS prop

[dense mantle]

$500 day for me thanks to soccer nd wnba

[valid mortar]

Ohtani 464
Judge 464
Christian Walker 464
Judge 467
Devers 467
O'Hoppe 467
Witt 468
Luis Robert 470
Vlad 471
Trout 473
Judge 473
Shohei 476

This season

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-lebron-cap-cap-lecap-gif-27119590

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dbookah-gif-12909013888668320048

[gusty topaz]

LeSeeFuture

https://tenor.com/view/le-bron-raymone-james-sr-le-bron-james-basketball-player-whats-up-hello-gif-17046181

[coarse elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-gif-25900507

[marble mirage]

LeFortuneTeller

[junior aspen]

Did Messi attempt a goal?

[lavish island]

Crazy bohm it’s favorite to go over

Nvm

Wow the odds are just the same for everyone

[blazing tulip]

😩

[bleak mountain]

holy fuck

im finally

untimed out

🤣

[civic inlet]

Wats thiiissss ?? Lol

[lavish island]

Dam for how long

[bleak mountain]

7 days

i jus realized

[lavish island]

😭

[dense mantle]

Free @bleak mountain

[bleak mountain]

im freeeed

[marble mirage]

idk who tyler is but certainly he hits 2

[twilit panther]

same

[dense mantle]

THEY DONE FUCKED UP

https://tenor.com/view/freemyguyyyyysj-gif-22091900

[twilit panther]

after 7 days I can finally yap again

[empty moss]

taking my talents to tennis

[bleak mountain]

lmao can they end this game

so my parlay can green

😂

[marble mirage]

thye just yappin rn

idk why it isnt ending

[bleak mountain]

colombia bum ass begging for a call

[dense mantle]

Robbed Fliff and Bovada

[bleak mountain]

ts was a argentina diving contest

[bleak mountain]

good ass game tho

[marble mirage]

W eric

[twilit panther]

him

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-16565229595323670098

[dense mantle]

FUCK THE BOOKS

WE GONE KEEP ROBBING EM

[marble mirage]

run it up

[bleak mountain]

was i the only one on sales under?

[marble mirage]

i had his under fantasy score

[dense mantle]

I took under outs but my pair chalked

[bleak mountain]

sale wasnt doing shit against padres

[marble mirage]

but i had gilbert under in the same slip

and he cooked

[lavish island]

No

[dense mantle]

Same

[lavish island]

It was a community pick and I saw a lot people that went under

[dense mantle]

I didnt know Gilbert backed out

Of the allstar game

[marble mirage]

yeah

messed the whole play up

[junior aspen]

Chris also had under 7 strikeouts

[hardy mountain]

Whos do yall think is the HR champion tomorrow

[twilit panther]

Adolis

[junior aspen]

Gunnar

Gonna cash us out

[hardy mountain]

hmm

[twilit panther]

I wanna see Bobby Witt win it though

[hardy mountain]

They got Alonso as the favorite to win

sus

[twilit panther]

Makes sense

[hardy mountain]

Ozuna bear 2nd favorite

Gunnar at 3rd fav

[twilit panther]

Gunnar would be tuff if he won it all

[hardy mountain]

I mean its not that far off

[twilit panther]

I'm just hoping anyone wins tbh as long as it isn't Alonso

[valid mortar]

i wanna see bobby and gunnar

[hardy mountain]

+300 Alonso and +430 gunnar

[valid mortar]

[hardy mountain]

Adolis at +500

[valid mortar]

adolis changed his batting position

tiny tweak that has changed him

[hardy mountain]

My first derby wager

[valid mortar]

yes?

[hardy mountain]

for the better?

[valid mortar]

worse

but there must be a reason for it, cause otherwise wouldnt he just change it back?

[oak quail]

Anyone know who’s gonna be hitting first in the first round of each bracket

[valid mortar]

no true brackets

top four go to semifinals and then are brackete

d

[oak quail]

I know how it works but I’m saying

Like Adolis and ozuna go first head to head who’s hitting frosh

First*^

[valid mortar]

🤷‍♂️

[bleak mountain]

im hitting a homer tmrw

[civic inlet]

Ozuna 467 distance is 💸

[empty moss]

Ozuna finna release all his anger tmr

[hardy mountain]

Who ya think longest distance

[junior aspen]

Wait… so we can’t bet on all the HR derby players on one slip?

[hardy mountain]

Between Witt and Ozuna

[twilit panther]

Ozuna

[hardy mountain]

Out of all of them?

[empty moss]

u got mr. steroids, big bear, pistol pete

and then there's

[twilit panther]

Oh I thought mean't just between those two

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-baltimore-orioles-home-run-orioles-gif-17381245919979793840

[hardy mountain]

Whos mr roids?😂

[empty moss]

adolis

[twilit panther]

I think longest distance going to be Alonso or Adolis

[hardy mountain]

They glazing witt

[bleak mountain]

pistol pete

fuck outta here

[hardy mountain]

u just picking the melanin guys

[empty moss]

😭

[twilit panther]

💀

[vestal sparrow]

anyone got a slip

[twilit panther]

Alec Bohm winning it all would be amazing

Straight underdog

[empty moss]

he might

that's the crazy part, u never really know fr

[twilit panther]

I know it would be awesome to see

[hardy mountain]

Bohm going to lead the derby in doubles

[vocal spindle]

@lean dust @tiny topaz y’all’s twins just drafted one of my homeboys

[pearl spire]

Garcia so free

[tiny topaz]

i root for brewers

[valid mortar]

i put 1u on henderson

[hardy mountain]

You think he got his hands on some compound V

[valid mortar]

🙂

i think henderson has the fastest swing

should help

[vocal spindle]

You a twolves fan tho right?

Or am I trippin

[tiny topaz]

nah all wiscon sin

[vocal spindle]

Ik there’s another Minnesota fan in here

I just can’t remember who I guess

[tiny topaz]

obussy

[pearl spire]

Garcia winnin the whole thing

[vocal spindle]

As a rangers fan, stop the cap

[pearl spire]

Watch

[hardy mountain]

You know his supplier?

[tiny topaz]

yall like over fastest pitch for skubal and skenes in a lay????

other than that im takinm a break

[pearl spire]

Wytb

[vocal spindle]

I want whatever you’re smoking dawg

That’s gotta be some premium ahh ish

[pearl spire]

U prolly think Gunnar gon win it

[hardy mountain]

Word on the street is that he is on🧃

[tiny topaz]

ozuna winning\

[vocal spindle]

Pete is winning it

[hardy mountain]

I got Pete aswell

[pearl spire]

Hopefully they don’t catch him until after the derby

[hardy mountain]

Just locked in the slip

[vocal spindle]

Longest 14 hours ever

[twilit panther]

Don't even want to see Pete win

[hardy mountain]

Yea both him and Ryan Garcia

[tiny topaz]

PS5???

[hardy mountain]

[pearl spire]

😬

[vocal spindle]

Yup

[tiny topaz]

rip

[vocal spindle]

I got an Xbox too

But it’s xb1

[tiny topaz]

AH

sry caps

i keep acc pressin it

[vocal spindle]

I wouldn’t have bought it twice anyways

[tiny topaz]

makes sense

i alr downloaded it

def doing rtg first ngl

[vocal spindle]

same

[tiny topaz]

walk on at ksu

[vocal spindle]

My dynasty gonna have strict rules

no parties or automatically kicked off team (except diddy parties, which are mandatory)

[tiny topaz]

freakcord after 12

[vocal spindle]

Practice is from 2 pm to 1:59 pm everyday and if you’re not an hour early, you’re late and have a 15 mile run barefoot on legos

If your GPA isn’t a 7.0 or above you must shower with my 6’7” 380 lb former prison cell mate Rayquan until you get your GPA to that mark

[tiny topaz]

ima coach at KSU get them a chip then go to Clemson to be Dabo's succesor and then go to UW

[vocal spindle]

If you drop a pass you get benched

But if you catch a pass you get cut

And if you do neither, you get hung

[vagrant stump]

Can someone give me a good baseball pick

[tiny topaz]

i think crossplay is a thing for every online mode except dynasty so we could 1v1 ultimate team or play now

[vocal spindle]

And if you fumble my football, despicable things will happen to which I can’t describe in this discord

Road to glory transferring to madden is fire

Prolly one of the greatest things they could’ve done

[tiny topaz]

wait thats confrimed???????

[vocal spindle]

Yeah

It’ll be part of madden’s superstar mode

[vagrant stump]

????

🙏

[tiny topaz]

omg i didnt know

i got the bundle

ima make like 30 rtgs\

[vocal spindle]

Ima make a dynasty and when my players graduate I’m going to put them into madden as a draft class

[tiny topaz]

like custom made?

[vocal spindle]

Yuh

[tiny topaz]

fire

i fw thaT

[vocal spindle]

Gonna be like Harbaugh fr

I’m choosing to be a 2 star for my road to glory

And rebuilding kennesaw state for dynasty

[dawn urchin]

Me just opening discord & seeing one of the buddies said this

[vocal spindle]

😂😂😂

My team gonna have that remember the titans mentality

[tiny topaz]

i wanted to gatekeep ksu buit they are the lowest rated

just became fbs this motnh'

[vocal spindle]

My team will also be walk ons only

No handouts

Everything is earned

Including scholarships

[vocal spindle]

Old dominion is lowest rated

[tiny topaz]

AH

well ksu 1 star

i loce how they kept re cruiting simlar

im so hype i almost wanna call off

[finite dock]

1 hrs hit for Tyler who that

😭

[junior aspen]

Wait… I’m confused. Thought we can’t bet on HR derby players on same slip

[finite dock]

@thorn raven

[tiny topaz]

for the r1 props

[thorn raven]

i don’t even know but he look big and chunky so i’m in favor

😭😭

[valid mortar]

watch him be THE one

[exotic knoll]

is the ud dinger in an actual mlb field?

[quiet pendant]

Wait y’all sure yall can’t bet on first round position because I did it 😂

[plucky portal]

Any All Star picks for today?

[flat elbow]

Yo

Send

[verbal zenith]

Where are you guys watching the HR derby at ?

[dense mantle]

Indeed I’m about to head to work

Had to take a shitter

[bleak tiger]

ncaa 25 comes out today

i can’t sleep

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-muscle-man-cartoon-gif-26071500

[bleak tiger]

damn u gonna go back to bed

oh shit u on the grind today

i got the day off so i’m chilling 🙏

[finite dock]

WHAT

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-hurts-jalen-hurts-meek-mill-i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-gif-13709870523385828441

[verbal zenith]

#1 Pete Alonso, #2 Gunnar Henderson, #3 Marcell Ozuna, #4 Jose Ramirez, #5 Bobby Witt Jr, #6 Adolis Garcia, #7 Teoscar Hernandez, #8 Alec Bohm,

Bobby Witt is not finishing in 3rd easy under

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-gif-24770579

[dense mantle]

Teoscar gonna shock yall 😌

[sinful thunder]

The 6-2 shift is such love

I had been working swings at my job but started the new schedule today of 6-2 m-f. So glad to have my weekends back lol

[dry flare]

scottish open is over im back to finding community picks for MLB for a little while

[hazy ridge]

been saying

all people have to do is look at his spray chart and realize he's gonna be taking crazy advantage of the 372 LCF gap

[rocky musk]

Who’s betting on the UD home run derby

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ima just bet $10 on it I can’t resist the urge

[dry flare]

change your pfp 😂

[rocky musk]

To what potato fish 😂

[dry flare]

anything other than the default please

[rocky musk]

😭😭😭😭

[finite dock]

I’m betting on Tennis

[dry flare]

$10 is an issue?

[rocky musk]

😂😂😂

WNBA down for a whole month I might lose my mind fr 😂😂😂

Oh yeah I can’t wait to fade him 😂😂😂weakest sports capper on my twitter

Easily

[finite dock]

“What the F**K is this line?”

“Scottie Scheffler Over 69.0 strokes”

Mf gonna do Tennis and Golf write ups

😭

[twin socket]

Got damn 69 strokes

[finite dock]

Best play to tail.

Kel’el Ware “U” 15.5 Points

All the “📈🚨” is a sign to fade😭

[dry flare]

did someone actually say to take scheffler over 69 strokes?

[finite dock]

i did as a joke

[dry flare]

oh i thought maybe someone on twitter actually did, it is believable with the number of idiots out there

[finite dock]

I was mocking that loser Alex Caruso when he says “What the F**K is this line?!”

[dry flare]

it was a very good impression of him 😂

[vocal spindle]

Good morning

[dusty jolt]

Gm

[finite dock]

Unc crashing out😭

Unc listens to Kendrick??

Dang must’ve been a big crash out

[dry flare]

😂

[fast berry]

U guys think Jose or Bohm can reach 450'?

Underdog has them under

[unkempt agate]

https://tenor.com/view/ogmagnum-old-guy-dancing-moves-grooves-gif-16896674

[dry flare]

remeber when there was a music channel and no one used it so they removed it?

[unkempt agate]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-wow-mindblown-gif-13169052

Put this in Friday

[tacit knot]

pause

[dry flare]

🤖

[scarlet crow]

Man wtf we gon bet on today

[dry flare]

theres nothin but the HR derby

[pliant gust]

Nothing just enjoy the day and wait to get paid from the promo

[humble otter]

Tennis

[unique hare]

I do not get cheese or dope unfortunately

[scarlet crow]

I can’t I’m addicted

[unique hare]

Took obada 4 days to get sick of the countdown

[dry flare]

i noticed that too 😂

[scarlet crow]

This hitting?

[unique hare]

Just wait until the actual games man

[scarlet crow]

I can’t

I’m itching

[finite dock]

Im confused

This has to be a glitch

[scarlet crow]

Dam wtf

[dry flare]

thats got to be a mistake huge mistake

yeah sometimes UD lets mistakes slide lol

you never know when they will tho

[unique hare]

I have never seen it

With specials only

[finite dock]

Maybe they mean exact order? Like Gunnar, Bohm

[dry flare]

they had a mistake with sungjea im top 20 finish with like a 2.5x multiplier when it was supposed to be .9x and they graded it

[finite dock]

The best Arbitrage bet known to mankind

[dry flare]

you can take pete over gunnar and gunnar over pete and make money no matter what

[finite dock]

It has to be a glitch right? No way

This is free money

[dry flare]

watch them void the one that wins and take your money on the one that loses

yeah only reason its still up is because most people are alseep rn

[finite dock]

Oh I get it

Its exact placement

[scarlet crow]

Should I nuke

[finite dock]

Yeah

I ain’t take it luckily

Screenshot from Twitter🤣

[dry flare]

if they let you, i thought pp was limiting promos to like $5 now

[valid mortar]

imagine it hits though

[unique hare]

Said every gambler

[valid mortar]

put down a $1000 thinking it's easy lol

[finite dock]

not even using alonso… all the bs sports are today

[dry flare]

sale sold

[valid mortar]

every pitcher sold except Kremer

[finite dock]

did my first tennis bet today😭 somehow i won

[valid mortar]

But Kremer went hero mode and screwed us that way

[dry flare]

we shoulda seen that coming

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/fabio-fognini-guitar-racquet-toss-tennis-italia-gif-22734112

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/tennis-dance-preparation-dancing-motivation-gif-15413406

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/rageux-tennis-gif-23655018

[scarlet crow]

No mine is still 25 thankfully

Who got a fliff parlay for me

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-boy-patrick-waking-up-7am-gif-26372826

[valid mortar]

allowed me to lose more money yesterday

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[unique hare]

Struff is done

[dry flare]

i would try to get mine back to $25 but tbh its not worth the effort when UD still better

[finite dock]

where can a mf watch tennis at😭

[unique hare]

For free ?

Tennistv for everything except grandslams

[scarlet crow]

Omg the odds are so bad on fliff

[unique hare]

I know lol they suck

[finite dock]

yes

i want to watch one of my bets even though ion understand any of it😭

[unique hare]

@dry flare can i send a streaming link here?

[finite dock]

-895😭

[dry flare]

streaming for what?

[unique hare]

Almost 300 difference for qinwen

[unique hare]

Streameast typa site

[dry flare]

id say no if its not a legal stream

[finite dock]

boutta give me some virus istg😭

[unique hare]

Cant be a safe pirate😂

[dry flare]

just say how to find it or something

[scarlet crow]

Guess I’ll just bet on this

[dry flare]

like you can search "streameast" without someone giving you the link right?

[finite dock]

i don’t even care about politics but the race is neck and neck

from a betting point of view you probably have negative value if you bet trump at -300

[unique hare]

It definitely isn't vip league dot la

[finite dock]

biden lowkey probably has an insane edge that +550

[finite dock]

it just directs me to fubo

[dry flare]

so you are a bot lol

[unique hare]

I'll just dm you lol

[scarlet crow]

Bruh Biden can’t even form a proper sentence. There’s no way he wins right?

[dry flare]

thats exactly what a bot would say

[finite dock]

i’m just saying betting biden at +550 has an edge and is profitable

whether it wins or not

😭

[scarlet crow]

Yea I might throw some money on it just in case

[dry flare]

how is it profitable if he doesnt win?

[scarlet crow]

But I definitely think it’ll be a donation

[unique hare]

I keep saying gretchen is the dark horse

[dry flare]

congrats on being red btw @scarlet crow

[finite dock]

long run bet

but for the short run trump will most likely win

[dry flare]

what? long run? he'll be in a nursing home before he can run for reelection again

[scarlet crow]

I didn’t realize how many people keep up with the levels🤣 but thank you sir 🙏🏾

[dry flare]

i dont keep up with levels but i know you were light blue

[scarlet crow]

Maybe one day I’ll get to yellow like you 🫣

[finite dock]

NEVER TAKE A LINK FROM @unique hare 😭😭🤣

[unique hare]

Dude is surprised an illegal streaming site redirects him to different sites

Kids these days smh

Mf just press x

Hot the back button lol

[finite dock]

when will real add tennis

[dry flare]

you can have a free stream or a stream with no viruses but you cant have both 😂

[unique hare]

Im saying lol honestly surprised he hasnt encountered this before

[finite dock]

i’ve never used illegal streaming before

[dry flare]

even adblock is no match for those pirate stream sites

[unique hare]

Mr moneybags over here

[finite dock]

or it’s just this app

[dry flare]

i have real and havent opened the app in months

[unique hare]

Would rather watch the sport

[dry flare]

[finite dock]

i pay for MLB.TV and the sports package thing

to watch patriots and celtics games

that’s it

[unique hare]

I pay for tennis and nba

[scarlet crow]

Why pay when you can watch for free on stream East

[finite dock]

mlb tv is sick

[unique hare]

The rest i allegedly do illegal things

[valid mortar]

especially when it's free on TMobile 🙂

[unique hare]

Get drogon.tv guys

[dry flare]

i still wonder, is it really illegal to watch a stream or shouldnt it only be illegal to broadcast said stream?

[finite dock]

oh.. i waste my money on it😭

[unique hare]

Only to broadcast

Still remember dana white celebrating catching one illegal broadcaster 😂

[lunar patio]

i got muted yesterday for 30 mins just for calling cin batters ass

[dry flare]

most people still dont know where to find ppv pirate streams

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-booing-me-im-right-gif-10368876

[unique hare]

I keep telling you guys about drogontv but no one listens

[dry flare]

i dont believe this

[finite dock]

what’s going on with this game @unique hare it was supposed to start at 8:50😭

[lunar patio]

i’m dead serious

i spammed it like 3 times

[unique hare]

7-15 minutes

[lunar patio]

but still

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-hint-go-away-bye-tom-and-jerry-gif-14536177

[dry flare]

🤖

[unique hare]

Either drop a slip or youre a bot

[dry flare]

what were you exact words? lol

[lunar patio]

“cin batters some hot ass”

[dry flare]

that seems like a complement

[unique hare]

Id run garin if he still + odds

I think he wins plus worth the risk

[finite dock]

tomorrows the last day of tennis??

[woeful coral]

Where can I watch the homerun derby today?

[unique hare]

Tennis never ends

Tmrw a great day for mls

[finite dock]

oh it’s the last day of the tournament?

[dry flare]

sounds like hell

[unique hare]

Which one lol

[unique hare]

They do kinda get an off season but not really

[finite dock]

nordea

[dry flare]

the only rest they get is when they lose lol

[finite dock]

i’m hella confused i don’t understand this sport😭

[unique hare]

That isnt a thing?

[finite dock]

this is gonna be a brutal week

[unique hare]

Confusing me with you

[dry flare]

dont worry i saw someone in support ask if break points and double faults were the same thing

[finite dock]

i don’t know what either of those are

[unique hare]

I know i know nothing about baseball but man

[finite dock]

but

haha

i guess

[unique hare]

Ppl betting on tennis really know nothing

[finite dock]

the whole “love” thing doesn’t make sense

[dry flare]

can you imagine people betting on golf thinking that going over strokes was good?

[unique hare]

Love is 0

[dry flare]

you got to admit thats stupid just say zero or nil

[round lion]

https://x.com/jaredleesmith/status/1812673979364388922?s=46&t=fDUonhkYtQ0IscD8ycwBKg

Jared Smith (@jaredleesmith) on X

2024 HR Derby pitcher 🧵

The new rules allow just 40 pitches or 3 minutes in the first two rounds so the quality of pitches seen is a vital element to success

Let's analyze the field...

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 2:22 AM

Hey guys relevant information for the HR Derby

[unique hare]

But tennis is bougie

They cant just say zero

[finite dock]

cant wait for football

[dry flare]

nil sounds bougie to me

[unique hare]

I grew up with football so nil is normal to me

[scarlet crow]

Never seen the board this dry

[dry flare]

then can you explain why the count goes 15-30-40? to me it sounds like they couldnt even count by 15 correctly

nevermind counting by 15 makes no sense

[unique hare]

😂

Got me there

[finite dock]

they should score it by 1

no one would be confused

[scarlet crow]

Someone send a hr derby slip

[finite dock]

or stolen bases

[dry flare]

make sure you ask for one that will cash

[finite dock]

if it doesn’t count it doesn’t really fit into “total bases”

[unique hare]

Noooo i forgot to put my redbull in the fridge

[finite dock]

call if something else

[dry flare]

because 'total bases' is short for 'total base hits'

[scarlet crow]

One that’s a guaranteed lock**

[unique hare]

Hard at work refreshing ud i see

[royal wedge]

There is no lock after yesterday

[scarlet crow]

What happened yesterday

[quiet pendant]

Oh W team USA is on here

[finite dock]

okay that might’ve sounded a little weird

[royal wedge]

Everything went so wrong

[valid mortar]

everyone decided to leave their respective games before hitting their props

[dry flare]

the people who ask for promos deserve to get owned

[unique hare]

@scarlet crow

[dry flare]

oh yes even red @scarlet crow

[finite dock]

you know you’re a diddler too

[dry flare]

or that anyone in chat will know if theres a promo before theres anything posted officially

[finite dock]

lemme find that one photo

@dry flare don’t you have it

[dry flare]

which one?

[scarlet crow]

Promo today?

[finite dock]

obada

[scarlet crow]

What’s wrong with that

[unique hare]

Obama in here?

[royal wedge]

Ion see the problem

[dry flare]

idk which pic we talking about

[finite dock]

the photoshopped obada picture

[unique hare]

Especially kodai

[scarlet crow]

That’s smart if anything

[unique hare]

Alright now skol wants us to talk about his fingers

[dry flare]

no i didnt save that

or did i?

[scarlet crow]

W chatter

Why would you not take an advantage

[unique hare]

A lot of ass shaking promises that werent fulfilled kodai

[scarlet crow]

I’m saving them up for a big one

???????

[valid mortar]

yeah, we should have about 65gb of kodaiiiii ass shaking videos right now

[finite dock]

just realized wtf the tacos gonna be for tomorrow😭

[woeful coral]

Sunday league

[dry flare]

pga taco?

[scarlet crow]

Trump and Biden tacos

[finite dock]

WNBA tacos😭

i’m gonna kill myself

https://tenor.com/view/im-dead-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-im-dead-bruh-gif-26854866

[valid mortar]

all unders unless it's a'ja

[dry flare]

they cant make them all wnba right? RIGHT?

[scarlet crow]

Esports maybe

Bronny taco?👀

[dry flare]

eports tacos worse than wnba

[woeful coral]

So nobody betting on the homerun derby?

[finite dock]

it’s gonna chalk

[woeful coral]

😂

[valid mortar]

UD Home Run Derby is where money is gonna be made

[woeful coral]

Guess we’re hitting the casino tonight then

[twilit panther]

You mean money being donated?

[finite dock]

for UD? 🤣

[valid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-a-joke-mr-hankey-south-park-i-was-joking-i-was-kidding-gif-20423483

[dry flare]

theres got to be good picks for HR

[valid mortar]

skenes definitely gonna throw an insane speed

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-blue-jays-baseball-smile-vlad-jr-oh-stop-it-gif-14021238

Who won last year?

[valid mortar]

doubles derby

[unique hare]

Ive asked this like twelve times no one knows

Javier baez

My tubby king

Might run him just for fun

[unique hare]

Fuck im gonna end up betting on this arent I

Randy emptied the clip early and lost

[dry flare]

if chat comes to any consensus on picks for the derby i will tail

[finite dock]

@unique hare Is Tennis win by 2

[dry flare]

for a game? yes

and set right?

[finite dock]

Could someone win 4/2

[dry flare]

you have to play to 6

[unique hare]

Gotta win 6 games in a set by a difference of two

Or else it can be 7-5

If not a tirebreaker for 7-6

Not tires

Tiebreaker

[dry flare]

tire breaker!

[twilit panther]

Randy really fell off

2020 Randy was different

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/goodyear-goodyearsucks-tires-goodyeartiresucks-discount-gif-18161439

[finite dock]

So how could this cash

[unique hare]

6-3

Its on pace for 6-4 rn

[abstract citrus]

What’s everyone’s expectations for the Derby

[unique hare]

Unless kotov breaks serve again

[dry flare]

under 9.5 just means the loser didnt win more than 3

[unique hare]

Stay away from 9.5s

[finite dock]

Gonna be a sweat

[unique hare]

Just luck based

[finite dock]

i took it cause it has almost an 12 percent edge

on fanduel

[unique hare]

If kotov had served 1st instead of garin that hits with one breakpoint

But since garin served first kotov needs two

Legit decided by who wins the cointoss

[quasi slate]

Who is tyler miliken

Yeah UD derby is a casino

No edge or research possible

[unique hare]

Bet the overs on the fatties

[valid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnar-henderson-baltimore-orioles-home-run-orioles-gif-17381245919979793840

[valid mortar]

i feel like youre at a disadvantage with the rule changes if you go 1st or 2nd

[round lion]

https://x.com/jaredleesmith/status/1812673979364388922?s=46&t=fDUonhkYtQ0IscD8ycwBKg

Jared Smith (@jaredleesmith) on X

2024 HR Derby pitcher 🧵

The new rules allow just 40 pitches or 3 minutes in the first two rounds so the quality of pitches seen is a vital element to success

Let's analyze the field...

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 2:22 AM

[unkempt agate]

Thinking 10/40 gonna be bad pitches

[quasi slate]

Alr I’m gonna gamble and toss 10$ on miliken over

[unique hare]

I still got no clue how ud can setup an event to bet on

Shit is kinda nuts

[quasi slate]

PrizePicks did it

[unkempt agate]

Yea that sounds crazy

[quasi slate]

With their own glizzy

[unique hare]

Oh this isnt the 1st time uds done something like this

And surprisingly it's usually free money

[quasi slate]

How

Shits a casino

[unique hare]

Gil shootout

[quasi slate]

No research can be done

[quasi slate]

How so tho

[unique hare]

Numbers were way too low for the shootout

[quasi slate]

Overs or unders on everything?

[quasi slate]

Ohh

[unkempt agate]

Exit velo meta

[unique hare]

Everyone went over but the best nba player there, gil😂

[quasi slate]

I see

[unique hare]

Bet on it for fun and play light lol

[unkempt agate]

Why I like like Gunnar exit velo

[amber wren]

GUYS WHOS WINNING THE HR DEEBY TODAY

[woeful coral]

So Free 🧀

[quasi slate]

I just ran miliken over 1.5 hr

Lmao

Shits roulette

[unkempt agate]

JRam risky

[woeful coral]

It’s doubling down a 11 against a dealers 10.

[dusty jolt]

Jose ramirez line is gone

[finite dock]

So Katov needs to win these next 3 things or whatever 2-1 to stay under 9 games?

@unique hare

[dusty jolt]

Lmao

Godamn

That’s a lot

[quasi slate]

I meant the UD dinger derby

[unique hare]

Win two lose one

[finite dock]

got

it

[woeful coral]

Exactly

[quasi slate]

Cool

[unique hare]

Lol youre getting the full tennis experience today

Its raining

[unkempt agate]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-royals-bobby-witt-jr-royals-baseball-hit-lets-go-royals-gif-13069450855606989640

[woeful coral]

The max is 50$ on UD? wtf

[finite dock]

surprisingly i have a sort of basic understanding of how it works after 5 hours

[mint bramble]

And we planned 4 that^

[finite dock]

do they actually try to pitch?

that’s what i thought

[mint bramble]

Put a 100 on pete making final

[finite dock]

i’ve played the derby in the show

[mint bramble]

Be up 150 or more

Benji boys

[dusty jolt]

@oak quail ur underdog acc get unsuspended yet?

[finite dock]

you sure you can afford to put 100 on it???

[unkempt agate]

We can put money that Bobby won’t be last

[mint bramble]

Yes.

Benjamins

N1gga

[unkempt agate]

Bobby Vs Gunnar final

[dry flare]

🤣

[finite dock]

@unique hare is the garin/kotav game not updating or did it stop

[unique hare]

Rain

[unkempt agate]

America wants PETE

[finite dock]

hope they grade it normally and it don’t void😭

[unkempt agate]

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-mets-pete-alonso-derby-champ-key-chain-ny-mets-gif-25665724

[unique hare]

Usually just wait until they play

But a void is good for you lol i dont think kotov breaks again

[unkempt agate]

He waits till now

Saves it all for today

He’s gonna hit one 500 today

He will