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How do you tear an esophagus?
BRO 😭😭😭
Throat goat
what pitchers do we even have left
Someone said bro went to a diddy party
Bro is a diddy disciple
and his live pepper
It’s gonna be like 14.5
21K+ 🔒
Bros lines is gonna be 11.5
lol
that line can be 20k and im taking over
Pitching outs might finally get bumped to 18.5?
nah fr 😂
Sure hope not.
I actually liked may as a pitcher too
Dodgers are cooked
Where’s the parlay
stfu Devinna
wtf 😭
Ohtani with his surgery can’t even pitch this season
Double Play saving Kirby PO
Bless yaal heart
Dodgers Stay Healthy To Win A WS Challenge
Kirby k
LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE
Holy shit this is gonna be close
Still finna be hard for him to hit his fantasy tho
If he gets 7-8ks he will hit
need Seattle to play offense
so he gets win
This too
I got him at 35 fantasy 😭
with Win + QS it’s possible
Kirby is gonna shove the rest of the game don’t stress y’all
Sounds like a Kirby k challenge
Man we almost seen a our future President get assassinated on national television
Berrios ass
I’m a degen 😂
hopefully none of u had berrios over
Didn’t even realize
bro these hitters suck
What happened with berries
just need a triple play nothing too crazy
Betting on two Joses
PC rising rapidly
Damn I just need him to get 16 outs
Kirby K
bro today has been so ass for better
How bad is berrios what his pc
yeah idk how i got those either lmao
That’s for the all wnba slip w
@dry flare
bro someone ban this person
dang
please
Shut up bot
kill this bot bro 😭
Chat how we looking
kirby going 6?
good if vlad stays down.
WNBA
Maybe
Yeah
😭
might take 17.5 live bet outs
He’s cashing Fantasy unless he gives up a run or so
Mines will hit for $7569
oh sick
Two hits Seattle cmon
hes at 44
Guys ima try and rebuild the Rockies on the show give me luck 🫡
its not out of the picture
😭
Berrios bumped back up to 15.5 we have a chance
(under is a heavy favorite)
We need quick inning for Kirby
I’ve tried the A’s but them bums have no money
No prospects
No shi
Gotta trade rooker gelof fr
They be offering bs trades too
😂😂😂
is Skenes in The Show?
Julio
Yeah
But his name isn’t on there
BANG BANG
SORIANO HITS ALLOWED
CASH
Free
They timed me out for no reason lol
If berrios goes 16 outs he’ll take me out of a huge hole lmao
I swear if the mariners don’t score here
Thoughts on these pitchers tomorrow? I know lodolo cooked me once.
LODOLO
BLANCO
KELLER
GILBERT?
REA?
can only hope
7 $10 2 mans today 0/6 so far lmao
Gilbert tmr?!?
YES.
did you forget about Sale?
MY MONEY MAKER
Didn't see him
Cooking tmr
Only bet on pitchers with cool last names. Lodolo is not one of them
I see Sale mb lol
Sale and Gilbert same day 💰 😜
Insurance W Lugo went to shit
bad take lodolo goated last name
Sale Keller Gil about to feed families
But it’s sale
Mariners bases loaded
So it don’t matter
Judge ohtani and Harper HR tmr
I’m only partially joking 😆
Telling y’all rn
They gonna sell it again
Here we go again
only pitcher wins of today 🥲
Saleeeeee
Part of the cool last name club
Grand Slam would make me cream
I need some HRs to start flying right now
BERRIOS WTF ARE YOU DOING
And Lodolo sucked the last 2 games…
Soriano escapes bases loaded jam
His strikeout was dumb
Wtf is wrong with berrios
Send berrios to Japan
The Mets actually covered😭 joke bet too
Get ready to learn Chinese buddy
Angels bullpen warming up
just one more out Berrios
if Berrios throws one more Slurve I’m going to fucking call up the Blue Jays bullpen and get him sent to scrub floors in a KFC bathroom
one pitch pony
We are still alive for 16 outs befrios
61 pitches in 3 isn’t impossible
Defense clutching
we just need a few really quick innings
Yoo wtf
like extremely quick
One quick inning I’m chilling
These umps suck
brother he’s either at a low enough PC to go into the 6th or he isn’t
one quick inning isn’t enough 🤣
Not yet
If he’s at 87 he might go into it
I just need 16 outs not 18
Kirby k let’s go
they’re not going to throw him in for one out
He’s going 6
U cooked
Bro getting cooked 💀
Please don’t say dat
Berrios bumped back to 15.5
Does Diaz want to get a K
What a waste of a Cease pepper
That’s what I have him at
The jinx is suspenseful…
Imagine he has a 3 pitch inning I’ll nut
Bang me
Kirby going 6 innings ?
He should
yea thats hitting
Alr should be cash then
Bro I was up $345 yesterday and today I’m 0-6 in slips 😭
That’s my only slip that hit today 👆😭
sounds about right
Now we pray
Same Bro lmao
Typical day
ima need more than a prayer for Berrios
A 4 pitch inning for Soriano
Most of us got cooked today including me
One of my slips that chalked
I’ll get on my knees pitching manager just don’t pull him
Beautiful I. Have him under ks
@oak quail
gilbert can cash fantasy
This gives him another opportunity to throw one last inning when it could’ve been his last … but hopefully they don’t send em back out
if Berrios and Dober don’t hit I’ll be down $40 today
finish the inning with 0 ERs and he’ll get QS to cash
did ur $900 play hit chris
Yo
Did Moon get muted?
He can still get one tho I have him under 6.5
or at least push for 35 fpts
✅
Ahhh you should be okay then
Lugo still washed
16 outs
Hasn’t hit yet tho
Please man at least let me hit one slip today has been so ass 😭
What’s Kirby fantasy at now?
28
Sdfu bro
ain’t no way
He needs ?
@dry flare
HERE WE FN GO BERRIOS LEGACY INNING
Me
I think so
He opened at 30.5
No shot
But they grabbed that quick
Another K Kirby
Do you get a QS even if you don’t win?
He cashed fantasy u good
He just got a K
Yea Unc
Yes earned runs and innings dictate that
33 fantasy after he gets this out
For him to hit fanatsy ??
We don’t
He cashes stop it
Did he? Still not quite there if it goes back down
Is this his last inning?
Kirby Goat
Probably
It will update
Yes
He’s at 32 FP
they not even warming bullpen
he going 19-20 outs
He gets QS so he will end at 37
What was Kirby fantasy
Don’t jinx it
Unc don’t worry we winning dis shit
35 for me
32.5-35.5
If u have Kirby under FP u chalked
POs chalked
Cash
Cash Kirby
He’s at 36
+5 for QS
BETRIOS STOP PLAYING GAMES
WHO TAKING KIRBY UNDER🤣🤣MY GOAT
If he doesn’t give up anymore runs
Bang
LOGAN GILBERT A FRAUD THO NEVER TAKE HIM
He cash Unc
Dropped this slip in chat 🤷♂️. One more man
CASH ME TF OUT
If Kirby gives up one run he doesn’t cash anymore right?
even if he gives up 1 single run he gets QS
He does
Kirby cash
So his fantasy points can’t go down?
KIRBY CLUTCH CASH
Unless he comes back out cash him.
yeah chalk Berrios
Ohhhh sweet
You actually tailed ?
This promo are not easy ngl
he would need to give up 2 runs to chalk now
Could had made them pass or something
3
U had to be the only one with $100 max on the free square bc there’s no way @dense mantle
Why not?
KIRBYS INSANE
we’re cooked @green shell
if he gives 2 he’s at 30 and won’t get QS
THAT CLUTCH FOR MY SLIP LMFAOO
🤙🏾😌
1 don’t count on him tho
Idk but Kane should be free ngl
Berrios is a fraud
oh shi u right
F me
actually nah
Another 10max 😔
wait yea
Shots attempted should be easy
yeah that’s rough. I avoided that ugly mf at all cost.
It’s a special and not a discount. Pretty much free
you was fin take joc ? 😭
I want to lmao berrios wtf
hell naw that mf got 0’s cross the board for a hot min. I was gon fade his ass
Messi chalks
well mf DID have 0’s til tonight
How tf yall winning 300$ with 2 picks on this promo😭
You think so?
I got 50 max on the Henderson promo and I haven’t used it yet
Messi has low shot attempts usually in the tourney and he gives up pens sometimes
Everyone’s limit is different
Some has 10 some has 20 some has 30 some has 50
I think a pen is a shot attempt
I missed out on making a WNBA slip so I didn’t even get the special 😭
It is
See @lavish island
Grayson n Lugo some hoes
limit should be 30-100
Yeah
He gives them to other players
Sometimes
Where do we see what the max is?
Chris sale fantasy easy cash
Bottom right when u put the amount
It’s gonna say max
I’ll have to pay attention next time then. Thanks
w logan and keller
Someone said it should be 30-100 but mine is 10$😭
Nah some ppl are 10 nd some 20
I’m taking the underrrr
You are crazy but go ahead
Who are the Braves playing against?
Why my shi 10
Mariners are so banned
Who tf got 100
Padres
Padres
if you don’t know now you know
Mine is 10 as well
Yea ima go with over
The 9 hole is the only one on the team doing crap
Wish it was more I always run the max
If you spend/lose more money your bonus is higher
Dam tomorrow last game of mlb until Friday
Mariners get someone on base and then give up a 3 strikeout inning
There goes my money smh
that slip was sweat I just peeped it
Shit is comical
Too bad… Cease vs Sale would’ve been 🔥
there’s a decent slate tomorrow I’m shoving that henderson promo into a 5 man.
No it’s not 😭 I’m always chalking and my shi is 10$
It’s just random
Nah I’m waiting for Soto and judge vs skenes
Whole team can’t do crap
how much u guys put down a bet ? mines is $20 per bet but i keep losing lol
Here’s what everyone finished with
If you bet low amounts it doesn’t matter that much
The 9 hole the only one that deserves to be on a major league roster
Go for a easy 3 legger
Wrong
No way that shit is just random
Nvm lmao freee
bet bet
It’s based on other things but it has nothing to do with unit size or win/loss
Skubal the best one was the closest hahah can’t wait for the derby
for example, people in Florida get 50 and 100 max pretty frequently
location is one of the factors
bang
No incum tax
I’m in Texas with no income tax and still get $10 max
There’s a bunch of factors that go into it I can’t remember the full breakdown
But it’s basically all out of your control
So don’t change your habits to try and get higher maxes on promos
Rodon is having a legacy game tomorrow remember this message
no he’s not 😭🙏
Rodon and sale over fantasy
Trust me he is every Yankees pitcher coming back to normal
should i put $200 on spain tmr and columbia an make it a flex with sum basbeball picks ?
Rodon can go cry in a corner after getting a triple double in 3 innings (10H, 10R, 10 ER, 4BB)
My max was 50 now its 20
Not 👏 even 👏close 👏
Tomorrow stats 3H 0R 0ER 7k
looking at who’s next at bat for Seattle, shits chalked.
going to need a submission
Wish mine was 50 mane can’t wait for Monday lmao
I got his fantasy
Berrios on the ban list for life
Last day to pair my Henderson square tmr and I know what to pair it with
Lobster for everyone
Sale fantasy?
I agree
What
Pair with 5 hr peppers
He said under
he tweaking 😭
Yea I know
Yk how I be rolling
Rodriguez has been really consistent
Logan Gilbert playing tomorrow let see his fantasy for tomorrow
Sale under k’s , Logan over fantasy
Opposite
Run it
@fast berry am I cooked?
Fair
got DD moneyline
lock?
tail at your risk
Ah yes. Now I get to look at this until the end of the game
logan under k’s?
I need help yo so I signed up for the promo sheet few days ago Still haven’t gotten the proms
How do I get the promos
You can bet Gunnar twice?
I been signed up for the sheet
Ones a promo ig
Lol interesting
How do I get it
Different events
How to get it
Technically not same team
True but it’s just weird seeing the same player on one slip
Bruhh fr
Its not based on location
This a reg thing tho I signed up for promos ion even get the freaky Friday ones either
UD got your acc on the blacklist
I ain’t even do nun smh
Dont open the app for a week and hope u get a notification on a promo

Or 2 weeks
Ight Preciate it
you gotta do something strange for ud if you want them special promos for the discord
@hardy mountain said send feet picks
to the mods
Quid pro quo
i sent them they threaten to ban my account
You need a pedicure then
i always get my nails toes done can’t be looking crazy
gotta take care of yourself as a man
I love when the one entry that i cancelled today is the one entry that i hit 😭😭😭
You wonder why its cancelled
unc @lean dust
Check if your UD username is correct on the form
Luke is a bum
Ight
Dober lost but I think he got over 33 sig strikes so we both lose
Luke Walton?
Now why would I be talking about THAT BUM
but nah Luke raley
I just found it more relevant since you’re a Lakers fan
Makes sense
why did lugo havw to swll beo
is mitch keller vs white sox nice
yes
okay
ian rlly see no pitchers do well against them
against the CWS?
wtf you watching 😭
they are without exaggeration the current worst team in MLB
well pitchers barely been making it to the 6th inning
most i see is 6ks in the last 10 pitchers
2-5 ER
Yes ‼️ thank you. It won’t let me post a screenshot.
just traded Bobby Miller and Landon Knack for Paul Skenes in The Show
Good shit
is logan gonna be limited since he’s in the all star gamel
??
underdog might be the biggest joey estes haters
thats gotta be easy under right?
CHRIS SALE PITCHING TMR
best pitcher behind paul skenes
hes hitting a hr tmrw..
so you would go Ks or pitching outs
hmmmmm ima do some research
he gets a lot of k’s but too many pc in the first 5 innings
k’s or fantasy
po gon be at 18.5
ain nobody tryna sweat 7 innings
nice
bro might if he finds out everyone took his under
fr
So guys who we betting on tm
ALL NEEDED TO SAID NVM
IK WHO IM BETTING
ON
And Mitch Keller
lodolo x keller x sale x gilbert fantasy 🔒
Corbin 2 hrs bro what am I looking at
why’s george springer being dog shit
fading nick after what col did to him 😭
Lmao
I blame the rain for that outcome 🤣
Might do that for my promo minus Lodolo
Gang Ts is not the play
Is there any risk to limited workload for the aces tomorrow? I saw a message about all star game but Idk
as long as you catch the fantasy lines at 6 am right when they drop I like them
idk I am a little worried tho
lodolo was carving
he was doing good before rain
U RIGHT
What time do UD drop pitchers fpts?
6 am pst
yooo chris sale plays tomorrow 🎉🎉🎉
Corbin 44 fantasy Damnnnn
9:10-9:25 am
Does this mean Gil won't be pitching in the all star game?
This for all star game ?
Chris sale dint get invited?
So tomorrow gilbert and sale going to have a limited pc
really
Def good to know
why
All star game
oh hell nah lmaoo
unders??? duhhh???
They did this with crochet wouldn’t be surprised tomorrow if they get pulled early
crochet got sat because he getting traded
And all star game
✅
I’m pretty sure unavailable means they won’t be in the game
yeah
yes since hes starting today he wont pitch in the asg
you right
I think we safe
ian even see ts
Yea we safe
same with sale
I hope so
I don’t want to put him over on fantasy then he gets pulled in 2 inning or 3
sale and gilbert probs favorite
wym
for ftps
hoping to catch sale mid to high 30s and gilbert low to mid
hopefully they drop at that
Says who
Devers tryna heal up
That’s what he was assuming
Oh
Oh right shoulder
just resting up for the week prob
Ehh I doubt
And Tucker is clearly out glas is out and I guess Ranger knew he didn’t deserve to be an all star
Betting on skenes 2 strikeouts
Easy spicy over
UD fucked up
don’t forget keller
?
what are they
He got all 3 💀
Special .5
Oh
Bro got blessed
I have 3 too
He going for the whole bank
I’m robbing all platforms tmr
last day of MLB
gotta go out with a bang
until next week Friday
yeah i’m debating to make it in a 3 man or run a 2
so sale and gilbert are chill tmrw
So imma jus deposit rq and nuke some shit tmr
ima do 3
hopefully
isnt sunday bad for batters too?
3 mans and 5mans>>>>
ye
i fear there might be some randomness cause all teams and most players get extended breaks after tomorrow
should get win and QS
how u fewel abt the goat sale
keller has great stats against white sox
Cooking them mfks
oh ya he playing poverty sox
ima run fpts and Ks
and logan should cook angels
bro omg i won 19.1 bucks and i was gonna withdraw 9 so i can just use gunnar but now ima keep it lol
pretty sure he did but hes hurt
we pairing sale fpts w gunnar or Ks
Well yea what’s new
i am scared about sale idk
Why
nats, cubs, and reds bullpens got burnt today 🤷♂️
lodoloooo
INSURED?
HELL NAH NIGGA
POWER PLAY THAT MF
WE DON'T BELEIVE IN INSURANCE OVA HERE UNLESS THAT SHIT DON'T GIVE U NO OPTION!
Never insure 3 man’s
I don’t wanna throw away money i barely hit big off bets
Pain
day 5 of trying to go positive on Chalkboard
Have u gotten the 10 K yet??
nope
shit just sitting in the account
💀
by the end of the month, Fanduel will be more than Betr
ima over here looking at UD like
wait... I know I done hit over 5 slips worth $100
then I'm like shit, I also done lost a lot
😂
like this was literally back to back to back days first week of July
SPAIN WITHOUT THE S
I passed out what’s up
WNBA entry
Should I nuke?
🫡
Yo,y'all think Soto gonna homer ?
Do any of y’all use barabets?
Is it reputable? Cuz they give 1-2 free slips a week apparently
Df is dat
Ain’t no way
If yall new to baseball this is like the Undertaker just randomly popping back up
Nga been injured since Vietnam 😭
My yrfi goat is finally back 🐐
Mets winning i guess
Close man
Off to my boys baseball tournament bout to get this championship yo
good luck to him and the team!
good luck uncle
Thanks my man!
Thanks brother three games today
triple header?!
Two games then an hour break then another one
you gonna be putting in locks during the break🤣
We are there now in the game starts at eight show up a little early so you can warm up and I can sit down and place my bets
😂
when does fantasy drop?
He was good for a couple of seasons
@lean dust you not fw keller ?
They taking they time
i woke up early too for this 😭
i wanna go back to sleep for 2 more hours before i go to work lmfao
bello under 4.5K’s 🧐
Keller over 5.5 Ks is intriguing
all star week right?
Yes
yeah
🫡
keller gets bumper 4 rights as ik i’m placing smh
Gilbert back at 35.5
Everything I got for the day good luck everyone a new streak starts today for unc
Back to watching my boy smack some singles
shit got bumped quick asf holy
What age division? We are at the end of our travel ball journey at 17U. Playing later this afternoon as well
My boys just start coach pitch this year! Age 7
Nice. Hope he loves it! Enjoy the ride.
Is Minnesota sitting anyone today
I took snell under last week and the cy young came out
He loves baseball and soccer man! He really good at them both
They don’t have any 1st Inn props up for anyone good
Need one shot attempt out of him today
Might have to throw his over HRR on my slip today
Now we’re thinking, id do bases tho for the extra juice
Already 1-1 with a single 💪
Snell Cy young came out last week
Yeah we can act like he’s a bum
Cant*
Seems like everyone is treating him that way since he came back. He has no ST too
anyone taking sale over 7
But also the twins are good
Was thinking fps under for some reason lowkey
^
7 on UD
mhmm
I feel so smooth brained rn
At my boys baseball game and tryna get my locks in before bumps
I posted it right when I submitted it tho
have fun unc
be safe
Where are the 1st inn no runs or strikeouts for the good pitchers?
What place in Line up does mini dom bat? @lean dust
Do y’all like Nick lodolo o16.5 outs?
King shot how much you put on that
30 but I flexed it bc judge scares me
He shouldn’t tbh, he just rocked one yesterday
Oh yea he’s the big hitter
🤞
Sale going lower
Cap
Nah
ya think these pitchers perform with all star week
yes
coming up
Hmm they lowered Gilbert’s fantasy
i’m thinking pitchers could get pulled early
No kizzy
Sale was already replaced for The All Star Game
He got that dawg in em
Rodon over 2.5 ra
they not in it lmao
Also Irvin at 16 outs should be criminal
Orioles are cold rn but Rodon sucks so who knows
my fault lmao
^ thems my screenshots hehe
I hope u win but I doubt that many pitcher will cook
I can’t tell which trash can is gonna stink it up more, Rodon or orioles
haha yeah
I’m fading both
lotto ticket 🤞
Kremer ha looks good tho
This line looks insanely free as he’s been over 14/18 games this season
he’s been over his last 4 games regardless
haha yeah jk I just haven’t bet on him since the last time he sold me
Milwaukee better against righty’s but they offense still up and down
he should clear
yeah it was unlucky his last start was his worst of the season because all of june he was lights out
rodon
They going to give Sale more than 6 props
Is Pepiot gonna hit this time or he gonna keep selling ? 🫠
She’s over this in 3 of her last 3 games, I’m considering taking it bc at that value it’s worth the risk
JROD 1.5 hits pepper looks good has 2+ hits with 2 games having 3 hits so far in every game of this series against the Angels
That’s actually good value
8.5 was the best line but that shit didn’t last long
was it regular odds?
At first then it went down to .85 before it got bumped
I was waiting to pair with Carrington boards but they didn’t put the game up until this morning
They even took down Sho total bases smh
I was thinking about getting spicy and doing this with Aja rebounds 2x
@royal wedge we doing NRFI?
Now it’s at .85
Dats why I ain’t do it
she been going for more boards lately
10 to 625?
ok
Idk if I trust Aja
Fr
And collier is out