┆⚾・baseball

[tiny topaz]

Sells my parlays and makes my brewers lose

Fuck

[quiet pendant]

In the 9th btw

If he didn’t hit it they lose

[vocal spindle]

I don’t like cj, he misses everytime I bet on him

[quiet pendant]

Rs but I felt it today

I told yall go over today

Bro went over in the 9th 😂😂😂

[sand temple]

Dam $50 max on that?

Mine was fuking 10

[tiny topaz]

Yea I only get 10 max’s yal lucky

[dense mantle]

cease 4ks

[quiet pendant]

Let’s go ceaseeee

[tiny topaz]

Balls of steel pairing this w a promo

[quiet pendant]

Yea

[tiny topaz]

Does ramirez get it for u?

[quiet pendant]

Ay man I learned scared money don’t make no money

It’s on Monday

[tiny topaz]

I’ll be praying

[quiet pendant]

He has to place 5th at least

Thank you

[dense mantle]

wise words from me

[tiny topaz]

50 to 1100 is NICE

[dense mantle]

glad you listned

[quiet pendant]

Exactly

[tiny topaz]

I’ve never bet homers

Never works for me

[quiet pendant]

I do when I feel something funny thing is I was gone do judge instead but I was like nah cj

[sand temple]

hr are horrible on UD Fan duel other books have it better

[quiet pendant]

And then I even thought elly was gone hit one 😂 just because

[dense mantle]

Trust ya gut

[tiny topaz]

Lucky he got one. I bet u saw 0-5 and were scared

[quiet pendant]

I was just like chalk it tbh

He was 0-4

[dense mantle]

Cease 5ks

[tiny topaz]

Judge and Bryce got one today?

[quiet pendant]

I was like yea chalk it until they was coming back

[dense mantle]

Yep

[quiet pendant]

Bro placed 2.50 😂

[tiny topaz]

NO WAYYY

[quiet pendant]

I respect it

[dense mantle]

lotto slip

[quiet pendant]

Yep his only hit was a 2 run bomb

[tiny topaz]

I always bet both of them to get like a hit or hrr and they homer

[dense mantle]

when i do homerun slips no higher than 5

[tiny topaz]

That’s crazy

[dense mantle]

shi is like playing a scratch off

[quiet pendant]

I lowkey almost screamed when he bombed I seen in play runs and my mouth dropped

[tiny topaz]

I may start doing 2 man homer slips for 5 but I feel like that’s a waste most times

[tiny topaz]

I’d be screaming yea

[dense mantle]

thats why i do 2.5

bc that like a snack at the store

lmao

one a day at a chance at bezos

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/great-value-gummy-bears-candy-bag-of-gummy-bears-gummy-bear-gif-3547103891422191184

[dense mantle]

i thought that was creatine gummies

lmao

i was finna sya

say

[dusty jolt]

U watching the braves game? @oak quail

[finite dock]

those aren’t $2 😭

[empty moss]

RAMOS

[dense mantle]

with inflation them mfs 3$

[empty moss]

WTF ARE U DOING

BRUH I NEED ONE HIT NIGGA

[lean dust]

Check his previous games

[oak quail]

Need 2 more runs

[dense mantle]

whats good unc

[tiny topaz]

Can’t bet .5 in UD. I may do 2 or 3 bucks

[tiny topaz]

Yall realize castellanos hit a homer today

When trump got shot

Lmfao

He never misses

[cobalt frost]

😭 lol

[dense mantle]

dam man

luis another hit

hes 2/2

[tiny topaz]

Cmon cease get me 9

[dusty jolt]

Why is that a correlation with trump?

I’m lost

[tiny topaz]

Nick castellanos always homers when a tragedy happens

[dusty jolt]

Bruh

[tiny topaz]

Like one time an announcer was apologizing for being racist and nick homered

[dense mantle]

in play runsssssss

[dusty jolt]

😭

[quiet pendant]

Is that actually true

[tiny topaz]

Another time he hit a homer when a bombing happened and another for a shooting

Like every time there’s a tragedy it comes w a nick castellanos homer

[boreal geyser]

How’s this looking

[tiny topaz]

It’s a meme but it kinda lines up a bit coincidentally

[dense mantle]

check for yourself

[tiny topaz]

Like Andrew Mccutchen furries even tho he didn’t go crazy this year

[opaque horizon]

Any picks for the diamondbacks game?

[tiny topaz]

Need cease 9 Ks

[lunar patio]

wya @oak quail

u fin chalk so hard

[dense mantle]

BREAKING NEWSSS 🚨🚨🚨

Trade summary:

Royals get - Hunter Harvey
Nationals get - Cayden Wallace, 39th-overall pick

[lunar patio]

u gon put some respect on lopez @oak quail

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/alert-siren-warning-light-gif-15160785

[oak quail]

Chalk ? You come in here tailing people and get mad at them cause it don’t hit 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

you a troll lol

[tight wigeon]

Lol.

[amber wren]

https://tenor.com/view/woj-gif-25845771

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

https://tenor.com/view/trump-trump-dance-trump-dancing-party-time-oh-yeah-gif-5344070769048991943

[quiet pendant]

Another cease K

[lunar patio]

i dont tail ppl in here twin 😭

[quiet pendant]

Let’s go

[lunar patio]

like that

[amber wren]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gun-gif-10358349

[hazy rain]

After a insane losing streak I finally won something

[river dome]

Y’all doubted me but watch this

[little spruce]

mfs hostile as shi today 😭😭

[amber wren]

CEASE IS SELLING PO

[lunar patio]

what’s the line

[little spruce]

cook

[amber wren]

17.5

[dense mantle]

in play runs ozzy

dam 98.6

[lunar patio]

he is not selling stfu 😭

[dense mantle]

homer oxxy

[amber wren]

ONG HE IS

[dense mantle]

bro is scared of the bear

bro is so scarry

[amber wren]

DYLAN IS COOKED

HES COOKED

[lunar patio]

you goin to hell

[onyx marten]

How does bro make an assassination attempt look badass 😭

[little spruce]

holy shit my 8 mans cooked

should not have placed that mf. Should’ve done a 3 man

[quiet pendant]

Cease is him

Should’ve took fantasy

[junior aspen]

Just 2 more Ks for that pepper

[amber wren]

Ikr like it gotta be staged there’s no other explanation

[finite dock]

it’s something trump would do

i don’t doubt it

[oak quail]

Padres putting up 2 next inning 🙏🏽

[dense mantle]

hmm

[amber wren]

HES SELLING MAN IM SAD

[quiet pendant]

Real app is tweaking rn

[amber wren]

Dylan has a leash over 100 right?

[onyx marten]

Why would he hire someone to shoot him in the face 💀

[quiet pendant]

He got a 3 pitch strikeout

[onyx island]

Any solid picks tonight ?👀

[quiet pendant]

Deal cease deal

[amber wren]

Because he wants to gain more sympathy from Americans

U don’t know how crazy these politicians are

The lengths they’re willing to go

And then the secret service killed the dude that shot him so he couldn’t say anything

Or he killed himswlf

[fast berry]

Cease is not going over 😦 but his Ks are good

[lean dust]

Is what is it man

[rare mulch]

Cash under ERA Lopez

[amber wren]

Unc do u think cease can still get 17.5 po

He’s at 90 pitches

[tiny topaz]

THANK YOU STRIKE

THATS A STRIKE

WTF

BROOOO

[dense mantle]

bro can real fix their dam dapp

[tiny topaz]

BROOO

[little spruce]

want my picks?

[tiny topaz]

THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE

OMG OMG

[pliant gust]

Yours isn’t loading either?

[tiny topaz]

YALL SEE THAT CEASE BS CALL

[dense mantle]

nah

[tiny topaz]

THAT WAS A STRIKE

[rare mulch]

How much money did we win tdy

[tiny topaz]

IT WAS INSIDE THE BOXXXXZ

[onyx island]

You one of those?

[dense mantle]

cease got hoed fasho lmao

[finite dock]

Assad is getting killed

[tiny topaz]

This is why I’m mad

Needed that K

I’m scared he won’t come back out

[dense mantle]

im finna be sick i had paul hrr nd never placed

[unkempt agate]

He will

[tiny topaz]

That was a K bro

I’m so pissed

That ump sold my ass

I stg

[humble otter]

??

[onyx marten]

He’s already projected to win my man 😭 that’s so crazy to even suggest, an innocent person died too like what

[rare mulch]

Pitchers cooked a lot of slips lol

[humble otter]

Thoughts?

[vestal sparrow]

is lopez fantasy good

[rare mulch]

Did dude post tdy?

70000

[humble otter]

Ye earlier picks tdy

[rare mulch]

Damn

[humble otter]

Man I need some thoughts on ts I don’t watch base ball at all

[hushed geyser]

Someone send a lay

For the games

[vocal spindle]

W void

[hushed geyser]

How u research baseball

Outlier?

[dense mantle]

jose was def suppoed to go yard

[vestal sparrow]

lopez selling man

[humble otter]

This cash fs jus checked the stats

[vocal spindle]

Literally

[dense mantle]

check who the pitcher. then history. then how the hitter performs vs the side of the batter. then the stadium. then the weather.

[vocal spindle]

Reynaldo selling

[hushed geyser]

like u do that for every play?

[vocal spindle]

Ramos rbi single

[empty moss]

RAMOOOSSSSS

[hushed geyser]

like where do u find plays to do

[empty moss]

I FUCKING LOVE UUUU

CASH ME TFF OUTTT

BANGGGG

[lavish island]

Finish it

[empty moss]

now I just gotta pray

Buxton and Correa

[faint chasm]

Holy l

[empty moss]

don't come in

[vestal sparrow]

reynaldo lock tf in

[empty moss]

to pinch hit

[oak quail]

… lol

[empty moss]

or I'm completely fucked

[faint chasm]

Couldn’t even finish the 5th

[tiny topaz]

Cmon cease get a K

[dense mantle]

if i want to bet a specific person. but i know how most teams perform now. like oakland ks alot nd kc doesnt

[granite ermine]

I thought that was a fielding error by Olson

[oak quail]

can we get a solo shot from someone next inning

[rare mulch]

Valid?

[steady void]

OFF WITH HIS HEAD

[amber wren]

Keep Dylan in

KEEP DYLAN IN

[dense mantle]

dam that gotta hurt man

[amber wren]

KEEP DYLAN IN

PLEASE

[tiny topaz]

Need a cease K

So bad

[amber wren]

KEEP DYLAN

[dense mantle]

hes in relax

[amber wren]

ok thank god

[tiny topaz]

Bro the ump better not be the reason I hook

I stg

He should have another K

[amber wren]

He will

[tiny topaz]

Using my work break to watch it

[oak quail]

manny machado homerun book it

[faint chasm]

Simon woods will never see a slip again man jfc

[empty moss]

UD better correct dat hoe

[dense mantle]

goodluck, support hasnt been the best lately

cease still throwing 98 mph with 94 pitches thrown

[dusty jolt]

@oak quail 1 MORE!!

🙏

im a braves fan because i live in ATL but go PADRES!!

for this one time

[dense mantle]

98.8 holy shi

[cosmic stump]

We fading Kirby fantasy or nah ?

[dense mantle]

i got kirby over

cease 9ks

[sand temple]

Bang

[tiny topaz]

YESS

[subtle prism]

kirby shove day

[sand temple]

9k

[tiny topaz]

CEEEEEASSEEEEEEE

[dense mantle]

that slider was nasty

[tiny topaz]

CEEEEEASSEEEEE MY GOATTTTT

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-we-will-smith-theres-no-we-shocked-gif-17214689

[tiny topaz]

Very slight possible

Have to strike out Riley here

He’s at 100 pc

He’s still going crazy

100 pc just threw 100 mph

He’s insane

[cosmic stump]

Im just asking cuz i want to take the over but someone said nah earlier

[tiny topaz]

Cashed me out cease u goat

[dense mantle]

cashe cease everything

[granite ermine]

Is Lopez fpts chalk?

[cosmic stump]

Ima take the over on Kirby fantasy

[dense mantle]

outs, fantasy, and ks

[lyric cradle]

dylan cashing po?

[onyx marten]

It’s been bumped so much I wouldn’t now earlier today I’d say go for it

[tiny topaz]

Fuck Seager and Gunnar

[tiny topaz]

He may it’s gonna be close

[dense mantle]

cease 10 ks

[vocal spindle]

Good stuff

[tiny topaz]

10Ks

[tiny topaz]

Ty brother

[lyric cradle]

damn

[hushed geyser]

@dense mantle

[tiny topaz]

Braves swing a lot and so does Boston

[onyx marten]

Cease masterclass

[tiny topaz]

1 more

[hushed geyser]

Do you use Any apps like outlier

[quiet pendant]

He’s finna get po

[hushed geyser]

To see the plays first

[tiny topaz]

Pitcher was warming up

[hushed geyser]

And then research

[dense mantle]

everyone was talking about 40 fantasy was too high lmao

[tiny topaz]

But he prob finishes 6

[lyric cradle]

innings?

[tiny topaz]

Out

[lyric cradle]

he just got another k

[tiny topaz]

1 more out and he’s good

[unkempt agate]

All up to Julio now 🙏🏽

[cosmic stump]

It’s at 35 exactly kinda high

[tiny topaz]

CEEASEEE

[dense mantle]

nah thats what statmuse is for shi is free

[amber wren]

Come on Dylan

[oak quail]

Idk man it’s gonna be close

[amber wren]

CASH

[tiny topaz]

Cash 17.5 po

11 Ks

Cease is him

[dusty jolt]

yea it will be

[lyric cradle]

lfggg

[tiny topaz]

3 K inning

[dusty jolt]

prob 1 more inning of pitching for lopez

[tiny topaz]

He’s so crazy

Cease my goat

[dusty jolt]

solo homer would be great

[quiet pendant]

Cease is him

[hushed geyser]

stause

[quiet pendant]

“Ong it’s chalk”

[hushed geyser]

does it tell u what players to bet on?

[quiet pendant]

Be happy 😂

[hushed geyser]

Like ion watch baseball

[cosmic stump]

Kirby over 35 fantasy high ?

[low turtle]

I tailed you. Hope we cash 💰

[amber wren]

Kyle Gibson 30 pitch inning lmao

[rare mulch]

I like his HA under

I ran this without the Jose prop tho

[onyx marten]

I think he was at 30 earlier 😂 value wise I’d fade it it’s very possible tho

[amber wren]

Bro he barely made it haha he was at 90 pc going into the 6th

[cosmic stump]

I was also thinking hits allowed under

[quiet pendant]

But with him being their ace and in a close game he needs to close out 😂

[cosmic stump]

I was thinking that to

[amber wren]

True true

[onyx marten]

I took his K’s at 5.5

[sturdy kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-gif-5865938751210679875

[amber wren]

Kyle is dooty booty

[quiet pendant]

W

[rare mulch]

Cease jus raped ATL with no protection

11ks god damn

[quiet pendant]

No Vaseline

[vocal spindle]

They really pulled birdsong smh

Why did he have to do good

[rare mulch]

No oil

[valid mortar]

CEASE FIRE

[dusty jolt]

@oak quail here we go....

1st and 2nd

[rare mulch]

Straight raw

[vivid lotus]

Chalk Gibson?

[dusty jolt]

we just need a single

[rare mulch]

Call 911

[rare mulch]

Literally

#TRUMP2024🇺🇸

[dusty jolt]

a walk here would be bad ngl

he might get subbed

[rare mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-thumbs-up-spark-okay-gif-12284854488806597646

[scarlet crow]

Starting the night early

[dusty jolt]

come on lopez

throw some stirkes

1st and 3rd 2 outs

singleeeeee come onnn

[pliant gust]

You about to be ducked up

[abstract citrus]

Cash today

[humble otter]

Cash

[dusty jolt]

LETS GOOOOOO!!!! OMFG

CONGRATS BRO @oak quail

BRO JUST HIT A $100 -> $900 PARLAY

GO BRAVES NOW

[oak quail]

Who was on my d1k

[rare mulch]

I was

[humble otter]

Half?

[rare mulch]

Pause

[oak quail]

@lunar patio

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-gif-367638651725805581

[oak quail]

fook LOPEZ

[rare mulch]

Last batter faced too so I’m not mad abt my case of under

[humble otter]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-22562038

[dusty jolt]

insane

[rare mulch]

Congrats tho bro 💯

[onyx marten]

Praying for you

[dusty jolt]

is that your biggest parlay win?

[humble otter]

Half?

[oak quail]

A deal is a deal

[dusty jolt]

thats actually insane

almost 1k win

[woeful coral]

@oak quail send me 25 too perro

[lunar patio]

yoo wassup twin

[dusty jolt]

bro you're the goat

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/bang-deanwinchester-supernatural-spn-jensen-ackles-gif-4652875

[humble otter]

You meat riding Ngl

We get it bro

[junior aspen]

Yay Cease

[vestal sparrow]

I hate lopez

[dusty jolt]

bro ong i am meat riding

[humble otter]

https://tenor.com/view/dickrider-above-gif-25666549

[dusty jolt]

this guy made my fking day

out of no where

[humble otter]

You getting half?

[dusty jolt]

blessed me

[humble otter]

How much he gave you

[devout sluice]

Keep it lowkey 🤣

[river oar]

sigh

[onyx marten]

Bros Robin Hood stealing from Vegas and givin it to yall 😭

[dusty jolt]

damnnn bad beat

[lyric cradle]

any plays for the last game?

[humble otter]

Gotta use yo ss to make it seem like it’s mines

[dusty jolt]

real bro

bro look at this

trump got shot right there

[dawn urchin]

YALL KNOW WHAT IM HERE TO ASK. DID YOU GET TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS? OR DID YOU TAKE UD TO THE CLEANERS?!?

[onyx marten]

Took em to the cleaners 😈

[river oar]

yk me twin

[dawn urchin]

@lean dust I NEED AN UPDATE HAVE NOT SEEN AN UPDATE FROM YOU TODAY

[river oar]

😎

[humble otter]

I just hit bro omg

[lean dust]

Baseball tourney and side job

[onyx marten]

Usually not a good sign he nuked Lugo w me 😭

[lean dust]

And also not good

All streaks come to a end my friend

😂

[dusty jolt]

good shit bro thats huge congrats man

[oak quail]

Run from this discord and betting bro

[dusty jolt]

OMFG ❤️

this guy is straight from god

[humble otter]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-13520736873899911730

[dusty jolt]

what do i do with these $125

you tell me

ill listen

[edgy shore]

@lean dust any late nights for the cord ?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dawn urchin]

My man might have had his winning slips ended but his best win of dad of the year is continuing

[humble otter]

Bro don’t spend all of it

Do half Atleast

[oak quail]

Don’t bet 😂trust me

[lean dust]

Thanks brother I appreciate it

[humble otter]

go buy sum pusy yn

[dusty jolt]

thanks man ill use it on food for the next month

eating out

finally

[humble otter]

You should put like 20 on betting tho

[dusty jolt]

❤️ blessed me fr bro i appreciate u so much

[humble otter]

https://tenor.com/view/you-forgot-me-joey-friends-gif-10774768

[dusty jolt]

bro holy

[dawn urchin]

So what you saying is… LUGO GOTTA SEE YALL

[dusty jolt]

thats insane

[dawn urchin]

& get that 2 piece combo

[devout sluice]

Put into a 401k

[dusty jolt]

idt i can open a 401k yet im 18 years old

[humble otter]

wait till I hit im blessing evb with 50$

[dawn urchin]

CANES IS BOMB

[humble otter]

Whole discord eating

[dawn urchin]

…. You cooking alright

[calm ferry]

im making a parlay what are some good picls???

[dawn urchin]

Me taking an L

[devout sluice]

Under your mattress than

[humble otter]

finna put 100$ on an 2 man

[woeful coral]

Bless me next

[dawn urchin]

THEY TOOK ME TO THE CLEANERS

[devout sluice]

Don’t bet it lol

[humble otter]

ooh ima put 50$ on tennis easy hit

[edgy shore]

@finite dock Correa not playing?

[calm ferry]

only 100 2 mans are like 100% a win i put 100 on 5 mans lollll

[vestal sparrow]

i hate lopez

[edgy shore]

I had his HR dam

[humble otter]

Ian doin allat if I lose goin crazy

I kno my tennis shi gon hit fs

It hit everyday

[calm ferry]

only 1 1/2 days at work

[humble otter]

ion work I sell crack

[calm ferry]

i put 50 bucks on a 8 man lost by 3 spots but would of got like 10k plus

[oak quail]

It was time for me to whip it out

[calm ferry]

gotta test teh water u feel me

[humble otter]

What you finna do with yo bread?

[unique hare]

Better test that @humble otter crack

[humble otter]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[calm ferry]

ion need no crack to bet

[humble otter]

I been hitting everyday

[unique hare]

Anyone who does 8 mans is better off smoking crack

[humble otter]

Facts

[calm ferry]

shi if i hit i could buy a car why keep 50 when you can bet and get like 10k rather then keeping some dumb ahh 50

[unique hare]

Can i get a discount?

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[lean dust]

Me like crack

😂😂

[dusty jolt]

wow

impressive

[dusty jolt]

how much u put in for that parlay? @lean dust

[humble otter]

How much you put on it?

[lean dust]

That was yesterday but 8 mans r solid

5$

Bet

[calm ferry]

shouldve bet more on the 8 leg pussss

[dusty jolt]

wow

[dawn urchin]

GO TO SLEEP

[humble otter]

Yeah it’s time for me to turn up

[dusty jolt]

$5 to $240 is a crazy ass multiplier

[lean dust]

Funny guy

[humble otter]

Facts bro

[edgy shore]

@lean dust any niters 👀👀👀

[calm ferry]

i mean if u bet 50 u woulve got like 10k

[vestal sparrow]

0/3 what a day 🥶🥶🥶

[oak quail]

this month I’m up about 4000 and I’ve just been saving it and placing “smart bets” but with this win here I think ima take half to the casino and see what the blackjack table talm bout

[lean dust]

What don’t u bet 50$ 8 legs then big roller

[scarlet crow]

Promo tomorrow?

[lean dust]

Big shot

[humble otter]

4000$ light shi

[calm ferry]

i do buddy i didnt get any yet

[oak quail]

@lean dust we got em unc

https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977

[lean dust]

That’s what I’m talking about brother Lopez owed u bread

[humble otter]

Slick tryna flex

[oak quail]

Way over due mannn

[scarlet crow]

You never seen 4k in your life

[humble otter]

https://tenor.com/view/jayarson-neworleansrapper-robber-bank-skimask-gif-18143841

[lean dust]

Let’s c the slip

[unique hare]

Theyre saying ranger suarez shot trump

[calm ferry]

ok

[oak quail]

😂😭

[scarlet crow]

Trump odds just shifted to win the election so I still bet on him?

[calm ferry]

i cant add no images

[unique hare]

Exactly

[calm ferry]

i need to level up

[lean dust]

Do

Dm

[hasty patio]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-hardaway-jr-nba-dallas-mavericks-mavs-basketball-gif-22313587

It was this guy

[calm ferry]

ok send it here then

[junior aspen]

Thank you sir 🫡

[lean dust]

No probs

[dusty jolt]

bro actually crazy

like all of these are bumped already

[lunar patio]

☠️☠️☠️

[lean dust]

No way??

[dusty jolt]

bro u can gamble on the election????

lmaoooo

[lean dust]

Ranger took out the sniper there saying

[calm ferry]

no shit theirs imageso fit

[scarlet crow]

Yea I’m putting my rent money on trump

[calm ferry]

i saw it

[edgy shore]

lol

[dusty jolt]

fr lol

@scarlet crow where can u bet on the election

thats actually crazy i didnt know that existed

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock I put 23 on mariners

I got 32 and 23 confused lol

[dusty jolt]

wow

god damn

-192 for trump

who trynna go all in on hillary clinton with me?

[unique hare]

Lock in gretchen

[devout sluice]

Stop lmao

[finite dock]

why was he pulled at 44 pitches😭

[calm ferry]

bet trump or rfk only 2 who would win

[humble otter]

Finna risk it bro

[finite dock]

it went up from -160 after he got shot 😭

Trump winning is now a 🔒

[dusty jolt]

what does -192 mean again

like every $10 you get how much back?

[calm ferry]

1 dollar

[dusty jolt]

ah

[calm ferry]

no 192 to win 8

[dusty jolt]

huh

[finite dock]

-200 = $200 to win $100
+200 = $100 to win $200

[prisma oak]

https://x.com/kick_champ/status/1812260757788103004?s=46&t=ih6LnGW0vRT9TtSmkI7azw

KickChamp👑 (@Kick_Champ) on X

Jake Future Watched Donald Trump Get Shot Live On Stream..😳

Twitter · Jul 13, 2024, 11:00 PM

[calm ferry]

jake future is my idol

[jaunty crater]

💪🏽

[finite dock]

profile pic 🤣

[prisma oak]

Facts

[vestal sparrow]

imagine trump died man that’s crazy thought

[jaunty crater]

Pops type shiii

[dusty jolt]

😭

[dusty jolt]

i was thinking about that today

[finite dock]

I’m done with the Dodgers

[dusty jolt]

what would happen to our country

what do yall think wouldve happened if trump died

[vestal sparrow]

like inch to the right and he gone

[calm ferry]

i would become president

[vestal sparrow]

wild

[dusty jolt]

stock market crash for sure

[finite dock]

I’m becoming a Yankees fan, at-least disappointment is expected

[vestal sparrow]

i may retire from baseball betting i losing money

[dusty jolt]

check underdog

did yall get the free promo

[calm ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-cock-gif-26965664

[abstract citrus]

See you tmmrw

[dusty jolt]

for tomorrows games

are yall choosing kane or messi

for the free promo

[finite dock]

oh let’s go

i got a promo

[dusty jolt]

yuh

its not technically free

but a discount

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/ميسي-rkh16-gif-21967443

[calm ferry]

trump got his ear drums blasted

[dawn urchin]

Soccer promos are out

[dusty jolt]

yup

i think messi is better discount

[vocal spindle]

Any chance that the cardinals come back?

[devout condor]

Only need Moreno 🙏🏼

[dawn urchin]

Yes I would take Messi

[calm ferry]

sus

[vocal spindle]

I already had it in my slip which is why I was asking

[vocal spindle]

Fr?

Hasn’t harry kane been shooting a lot recently @dawn urchin

Idk soccer lol

lol cardinals are cooked

[dusty jolt]

yea he has

[dawn urchin]

Yes but Messi will just get a shot off

[unkempt agate]

Gibson hits allowed was so free

[dusty jolt]

but like messis odds rn are 3.5

[vocal spindle]

Suzuki hitting a 3 yard bomb

[dusty jolt]

and harrys is 2.5

[dawn urchin]

He also takes free kicks

[dusty jolt]

so its better to take messis

[vocal spindle]

Thanks Aaron

[azure nebula]

Messi !

[vocal spindle]

If Suzuki doesn’t hit the 3 run bomb then happ will

[vestal sparrow]

for sure will be

[vocal spindle]

Can you even go live?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-12194663770519806578

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock

I need it

[twin socket]

@finite dock get naked rn

https://tenor.com/view/leslie-jones-pull-your-pants-down-snl-take-it-off-gif-7332485

[vocal spindle]

DROP THEM DRAWS

Machado homer

If cardinals make the comeback I won’t get naked

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-kiss-blowing-a-kiss-suspense-christian-bale-gif-16931550113965916217

[jaunty crater]

PP so lame bro

[finite dock]

I had to sit through the worst fight I’ve ever seen just to chalk

looked like I was watching Sketch leaks

[twin socket]

Oh hell nah

[finite dock]

got one last straight bet up

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/freakazoid-freak-gif-4302491

[vocal spindle]

PrizePicks don’t like me

[jaunty crater]

Banned for showing off my new profile pic is crazy

[vocal spindle]

This morel grand slam gonna hurt

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/paulaliensmirk-gif-11590733483455756494

[vocal spindle]

Many men

[jaunty crater]

9 shot Trump

[vocal spindle]

Wished death upon me

We both riding this out

if it chalks

then I’m going to fall to my knees

[finite dock]

wtf 😭

[vocal spindle]

In the Walmart ice cream aisle

Mariners gonna sell me

They can’t bat for crap

Soriano no hitter is inevitable

[finite dock]

bet Dodgers gonna be +140 tomorrow

and yes I’m going to fall for it

[quiet pendant]

So we gone bet on the all star game?

[finite dock]

tell fliff to stop glazing

[finite dock]

can we?

[quiet pendant]

Yes

[vocal spindle]

Wow

It’s already chalked

Smh

[abstract citrus]

Time to roll up 2 blunts and resume my rewatch of JJK

[vocal spindle]

Soriano smh

I had Soriano under 0.5 strikes on first pitch

[fast berry]

My read on MMA > MLB lol

[vocal spindle]

@finite dock oh my

[quiet pendant]

YESSIR

[lunar patio]

he ass

[quiet pendant]

LETS GO

start early mariners

[lavish island]

Let’s go

[vocal spindle]

IN PLAY RUNS

YIPPIE

[quiet pendant]

Yippieeeee

I got Kirby

[vocal spindle]

He better not sell

[unkempt agate]

One more hit Julio 🙏🏽

[vocal spindle]

Good reads

[spice dawn]

Anybody doing slips for the home run derbie. Both professional and UD dinger?

[dusty jolt]

u got this bro

[vocal spindle]

Screw Luke raley

Poopy butt doodoo head

no cap

[twin socket]

Fucking mariners

[candid shell]

Cal homer td?

[dense mantle]

Bro 2 on no outs nd this mf escapes

Holy fuck

It was gonna be a pop up tho

[unkempt agate]

Would’ve been 1 out regardless

[dense mantle]

Exactly

[lean dust]

Lugo killed my gill call

I knew he smoke they ass after they smoked him

Baltimore is so cold right now

[unkempt agate]

Yankees starting to heat back up

[dense mantle]

No run support then Grayson’s got railed

[twin socket]

Fuck Lugo

[unkempt agate]

Hitters starting to hit again

[lean dust]

I finally can sit down and relax today

4 hour baseball tourney and side job

Just getting home

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-merde-the-offic-argh-scream-gif-21560129

[lean dust]

But prolly good thing cuz the streak is over didn’t wanna sit there and watch all my bets be one off live anyways

Smell like onions up in here

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-526649539171596619

[dense mantle]

Kirby K

[lean dust]

I won’t lie I love me some onions

Bro just got knocked out

Anyone watching ufc

[quiet pendant]

Yea I am

[lean dust]

Bro just got knocked the fuck out

[quiet pendant]

It’s Tracy vs rose

[lean dust]

Mean ass uppercut

Omg

[quiet pendant]

He’ll be ight just get him some smelling salts

[lean dust]

Bra

[quiet pendant]

You missed the 20 second win

[lean dust]

Gotta keep them elbows together

[quiet pendant]

Bro got hit with a straight and went stiff

[lean dust]

I heard it was quick as fuck

Walked into it

[lunar patio]

GG kirby

[twin socket]

Alright

Kirby chilll out

[lunar patio]

it’s chalked @twin socket

incoming homer

[dense mantle]

Dam he threw that Bih right down the middle

Ground out right here

[lean dust]

Ward is so ass

Like why him

Out of everyone

It’s that type of day for unc

[dense mantle]

Facts like right down the middle

[lean dust]

😂

[subtle prism]

he gonna shit the bed rest if game 🙏

[lean dust]

Ward is terrible against righties to

[subtle prism]

he couldn’t of got a nicer pitch lol

[lunar patio]

exactly

kirby cooked

kirby k

[vocal spindle]

Let’s go Kirby

[quiet pendant]

No shut up don’t switch up now 💀

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-suck-kirby-vacuum-cute-nintendo-gif-16544038

😂😂😂

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/ring-sex-gif-20810178

[vocal spindle]

Yeah Kirby is done for

[quiet pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/aidanryry-kirby-smash-bros-super-smash-bros-ultimate-kazuya-gif-11759905622581972058

[quiet pendant]

Why

[twin socket]

His limited

[hexed nest]

Kirby push let’s go 😏

[quiet pendant]

Of course he is

[lean dust]

Why did spaghetti have a career game ?

[twin socket]

Starting on Tuesday

[quiet pendant]

Ain’t no way

[hexed nest]

Tried to tell Yaa

[quiet pendant]

THEY ALWAYS DO THIS BRO

[dawn urchin]

KIRBY THE GOAT

[twin socket]

For the all start game

[quiet pendant]

LIKE WHAT

[lean dust]

I could not stand spaghetti having a career day

I had it in the bag I thought

Dude comes out and throws two hit ball

[quiet pendant]

Bro f that all star game wtf 😂

They needa win

[twin socket]

They get a car if they win the mvp

[hexed nest]

🤑🤑

[quiet pendant]

HE NOT GETTING IT

ITS GONE BE MONEY MAN SKENES

[twin socket]

I’m trolling bro

He not limited

[quiet pendant]

Oh I was actually finna cry

Because of yesterday with ole boy 😂

[twin socket]

Nah he sold my shit hard bro

[quiet pendant]

EXACTLY

[twin socket]

would have been a winning day

[lean dust]

Lugo been getting hit last few games

He getting a break from my cards

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-chappelle-show-pop-copy-why-cause-fuck-em-gif-15886017

[lean dust]

For real

Only Ragans

[twin socket]

Last week

[vocal spindle]

Screw Rojas

[lunar patio]

sea so ass 😭

[twin socket]

Killed me

[finite dock]

Pitcher Ban list growing daily

[lunar patio]

why are u tryna steal the base

jesus

[dense mantle]

Rojas you dumb ass

[lean dust]

Ragans hit for me

Or u talking Lugo

[dense mantle]

No reason to steal man

Goofy

[twin socket]

.

[lean dust]

Yea he done for awhile with me

[dense mantle]

Who tf is this pitcher for the angels

Mfs is throwing gas

[twin socket]

Alright master obada

[twin socket]

I’m cooked

[finite dock]

🤣🤣🤣

[finite dock]

😭

[twin socket]

I cant even type rn

[finite dock]

you can bump down

oh

says 4.5 for me still

it’s up

I’ll tail if you lock it in

[empty moss]

BANG

[vocal spindle]

KIRBYYYYYY

[lunar patio]

kirby is not dealing tho

[empty moss]

they refunded

sorry ass nigga

[finite dock]

let’s ride

[empty moss]

dat means

this will be a refund too

[cosmic stump]

Kirby cmon man

[hushed geyser]

wth

[junior aspen]

Why is this a refund?

[vocal spindle]

Hater ahh slip

[dense mantle]

Kirby trolling

[empty moss]

Idk

[finite dock]

with the power of friendship anything is possible

[vocal spindle]

Rescues are a refund not a win

[quiet pendant]

Bro

Runs

[hushed geyser]

Huh

[vocal spindle]

Rescues give you a refund and a special

[hushed geyser]

I tried like those odds free trial

OddsJam or sum

[lunar patio]

kirby disaster class incoming

[junior aspen]

Oh yea. A rescue not a void or push

[twin socket]

Wtf

[hushed geyser]

Said he had a 70% chance to go under

[twin socket]

Chalk

[subtle prism]

lol kirby

[hushed geyser]

What happened

[dense mantle]

Holy shit man

[quiet pendant]

It’s probably just one

[hushed geyser]

His fantasy points high ion like this

[quiet pendant]

Nvm it’s 2 damn

[finite dock]

Kirby how you getting clapped by the LAA 😭

[cosmic stump]

Bro Kirby it’s the angles 😭

How

[vocal spindle]

KIRBYYYYY

[tacit knot]

ADELL HITS !!

[quiet pendant]

He got an error

[lunar patio]

can pretty much tell when a pitcher is not playing his best

[vocal spindle]

Chalk my pick

[dense mantle]

SHIT IS INSANE

GGS LMAO

[quiet pendant]

And now an on field delay

Bro

[hushed geyser]

OH YESSS

NOW GES AT 5

Great great great KIRBOOOOOO

Kirby BUCKERSSSSS

[tacit knot]

cb bout to get self excluded too 😭

[rare mulch]

Now Kirby trolling

Bro Fuc this shi

[quiet pendant]

Kirby wanna chalk me F him

[quiet pendant]

Ball in dirt like bro what

JUST K HIM

HES DOWN ON COUNT

[rare mulch]

Did anyone win over 2 bets today ?

Pitchers only

[junior aspen]

Grown ass men betting on someone named Kirby

[quiet pendant]

WHAT IS HE DOING

[lunar patio]

chalking

duh

[rare mulch]

Yeah that does sound like bitch move

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/food-coma-food-eat-starving-kirby-gif-4698182

[rare mulch]

Kirby 🤓

[vocal spindle]

THANK YOU

[dense mantle]

EVERY HIT IS RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE

[vocal spindle]

We really selling vs the angels backups

[twin socket]

Welp

[dense mantle]

LIKE BE FR KIRBY

[lunar patio]

ground out

[twin socket]

See ya tmr morning

With two outs bro

I hate dis shit

[rare mulch]

Peon head ass

[empty moss]

SNAPPED THE 4 DAY COLD STREAK AND IM UP $200+ NOW

[lean dust]

So lucky those runs didn’t count against Kirby

[empty moss]

FINNA BE A $400+ DAY

if this last slip cashes

[dense mantle]

One did

[lunar patio]

i mean he at 9 fantasy

[lean dust]

Runs didn’t count against him

[vocal spindle]

In Rojas fat ahh didn’t try stealing we wouldn’t have this problem

Screw Kirby tho

[quiet pendant]

And this fat ahh let somebody score because he got an error

[rare mulch]

Doesn’t matter when u can’t get a K

[subtle prism]

@lean dust you cooking for tomorrow?

[rare mulch]

Then I get timed out for tagging guys 😂🤦‍♂️

[twin socket]

With almost 50 pitches in two innings

[lean dust]

Said 0 for a second on UD

[lean dust]

Always brother always

[subtle prism]

get back day tomorrow

[rare mulch]

Only did 3 slips anyways

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/chef-muppets-gif-13657974759252566916

[rare mulch]

1-1 rn

[lean dust]

U know it brother good thing about streaks ending is u get to start a new one

[subtle prism]

of course

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-cooking-gif-25906373

[rare mulch]

How’d u do today ?

[half birch]

Marte scores just 1 more HRR

[rare mulch]

Marte is a bum

[vital dagger]

Steve save me from my red streak

[lean dust]

I just said theeeeeeee streak is over

[half birch]

Did you have total bases

[lean dust]

Sucked ass

[lean dust]

U already know getting in the lab early

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/chin-up-cheer-up-ucla-bestfriend-jaylen-hands-gif-15446379

[rare mulch]

Oh no I seen that I was talking abt like the final results on the slip

[lean dust]

I’ll try my dude I’ll try

[rare mulch]

Didn’t bet him at all

But when I did bro sold like crazy

[lunar patio]

☠️

[lean dust]

My slip I have going tonight ?

[dense mantle]

This mf Soriano is nice asf

Where he come from

[abstract citrus]

Skol got the train going cho choo

[rare mulch]

Bullpen

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/all-aboard-train-choo-choo-express-locomotive-gif-20501901

[rare mulch]

Bullpen guys have been studs all year

Pitching has been too good this year it’s crazy

[half birch]

Reese is a free stat padder just need you to clutch up marte

[rare mulch]

Yeah

[dense mantle]

wtf

[rare mulch]

Kirby your dead to me

If you sell

[rare mulch]

I was gonna do Jose but I had a bad feeling

[dense mantle]

This mf Soriano

[vocal spindle]

Come on bro

[rare mulch]

So I jus did 3

[dense mantle]

Holy shit

[rare mulch]

Get a hit man

[rare mulch]

He had 7ks vs them last start too

[finite dock]

need Soriano to let off two more hits 😩

[dense mantle]

Bro just hit em on purpose

Someone nuke ts

[unkempt agate]

Woahhhh

[vocal spindle]

Cap

[rare mulch]

Fr

[finite dock]

the fight I was waiting on was ruled No Contest

[abstract citrus]

Bro just openly lied

[finite dock]

I’m about to delete Fliff

[fast berry]

You guys see the messi/Kane promo?

[rare mulch]

Ik I was jp

[vocal spindle]

Fr

[finite dock]

SORIANO WTF ARE YOU DOING

[vocal spindle]

Bases loaded

[finite dock]

I need hits not walks you bum 😭

[fast berry]

Yeah that was a weird ending.

[dense mantle]

GRANDSLAM PLZ

WOULD FEED FAMILIES

[rare mulch]

He had 7ks vs Reds or guardians tho

Not too long ago

Someone red

[half birch]

You had to do a wnba slip

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/tunti35-pain-painkiller-stickmanpain-tunay-gif-22123906

@finite dock are we cooked?

[dense mantle]

Seattle is so ass man

[quiet pendant]

Luke sucks

[finite dock]

just need them to get two more hits, whole team is banned if they don’t

how it feels to be a Dodgers fan

[rare mulch]

Dats wild 😭

[vocal spindle]

Wow

[finite dock]

except our team is supposed to be good

[rare mulch]

What did u bet?