┆⚾・baseball

[unique hare]

Mets were up 7-2

[finite dock]

Mound visit

Brown cooked 😭🙏

[amber wren]

nah no way

no fking

way

nobody warming up tho right?

[royal wedge]

STOP

PLEASE ONE MORE OUT

[slim cipher]

hes still in

someones warming up tho

[finite dock]

reverse jinx

it worked

[azure nebula]

Finish it brown

[royal wedge]

Oh thank goodness

[amber wren]

thank god man

[finite dock]

you’re welcome Moon

[royal wedge]

Finished this shit brown

[vast tinsel]

Boys I need the opinion

[royal wedge]

ONE MORE

CMON BROWN

[finite dock]

cash that shit out

[sacred zenith]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

[azure nebula]

I’d cash out gang 😭😭

[vast tinsel]

That’s what I’m thinking

[azure nebula]

Do it bro

[royal wedge]

Pitcher step off

Tf going brown

[sacred zenith]

Fax🤣

[royal wedge]

Stop sweating wit me

[finite dock]

$5 to $156 is amazing

[royal wedge]

Oh lawd

[vast tinsel]

5-1000 tho

[royal wedge]

NOOO

BROWN STOP

[finite dock]

Riley is NOT hitting a homer

[lavish island]

Cash out before it’s to late

[royal wedge]

YESS

BANG

BGANG

BGANG

[gusty topaz]

BROWNNNN

LFG

BROWNNNNNN

LFG

[azure nebula]

BROWNNN

[soft raptor]

im sick

[azure nebula]

LETS GO

[slim cipher]

JULIOO

[half birch]

Last minute Ohtani clutch

[royal wedge]

THANK YOU BROWN

[azure nebula]

Holy hoook😭

[pine igloo]

Holy hooks

[royal wedge]

BANG

[empty moss]

JRODDDDD

[sly fjord]

BROWN

[royal wedge]

OH MY GOODNESS

[empty moss]

HOMERRRR

RILEY

[royal wedge]

IM DEADASS CRUKNG

[empty moss]

BRING ME HOME

[royal wedge]

THANK YKU BROWN

[lavish island]

Tuff

[vast tinsel]

You need it too???!!

[tiny topaz]

Nah u da goat

[subtle prism]

why is waldron starting now

[slim cipher]

LETS GO HEANEY OUT

[azure nebula]

WHO HAD RILEY

[empty moss]

MANNNNN

HE BETTER CASH US OUT

[royal wedge]

I can sleep nice now

[vast tinsel]

Plz man

[amber wren]

yesssir

wait austin riley right?

[azure nebula]

DID YOU KEEP IT

[lavish island]

Riley might go for Homer today

[subtle prism]

heaney out??

[unique hare]

Its woo time

[tiny topaz]

WE CASH THESEEEEE

[finite dock]

Riley out

[lavish island]

If he dint cash out he gon regret it

(Reverse jinx)

[amber wren]

bases loaded for brewers ahhahah freddie still alive if he comes out?

[tiny topaz]

Possibly but his pc a bit sketch

[tiny topaz]

Yelich fr just got walked when Seager cashed

[amber wren]

it is

[tiny topaz]

Fml

Still have my Gunnar promo

3 dubs todayyyy lfg

[lean dust]

Chalk Anderson

lol

[river oar]

bang

[tiny topaz]

Probably only missing 2 plays today

[vast tinsel]

Yes

[tiny topaz]

Lmk if yelich double that’d be the icing on top

[finite dock]

I knew Anderson would be chalk 😭😭😭

[half birch]

Ohtani saved both of us last second

[flat fossil]

anyone know why randy not starting for the padres

[tiny topaz]

Are Ranger AND peralta banned or just Ranger

[azure nebula]

Let’s go woo

Finish the night for me

[river oar]

na fr

[weak stag]

I need to start fading Sonny for a while 🥲

[river oar]

ohtani sold my promo tho💔

[finite dock]

Woo already off to a bad start

[azure nebula]

Damn

[royal wedge]

Yes

[azure nebula]

Almost had it

[royal wedge]

But he’s needs more ks

[vast tinsel]

My cash out 125 now

[finite dock]

should’ve cashed at 156

[royal wedge]

Freddy gone😭

[finite dock]

he probably not hitting a homer man 😭

[amber wren]

fuck

[unique hare]

Woo...

[royal wedge]

Nvm he gone😭

[finite dock]

💔

[royal wedge]

Damn

[river oar]

💔

[lavish island]

😘

[royal wedge]

He’s ban too

[royal wedge]

Ngl that’s a crazy pair

And he got a double

[hushed ginkgo]

Total bases the move

[river oar]

should of took his HRR🤦🏾‍♂️

[azure nebula]

Woo 😭😭

[unique hare]

Scooby dooby woo

Pain

[finite dock]

I don’t know why you guys would bet the over on his Ks 😭

[steady void]

i hate this sport

[simple wagon]

Sonny been pulled right

[steady void]

paxton so booty

[finite dock]

I hope you guys hit otherwise I faded for nothing

[lavish island]

Guys it’s confirmed garret crochet is a rescue

[finite dock]

where?

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/sike-sikes-gif-25526664

[finite dock]

☠️☠️☠️

[royal wedge]

Wait bro

I just realized

[lavish island]

Prize pick

Put him as dnp

[royal wedge]

Hunter fantasy might not cash

[lean dust]

Cash it

[royal wedge]

If Houston don’t win

[simple wagon]

Sonny gone right?

[pine igloo]

Normally Underdog rescues pitchers if they don't pitch 3 full innings I thought

[royal wedge]

No way I’m finna get fucked by .5

[unique hare]

All for sonny to shit himself

[slim cipher]

yup

[royal wedge]

They lead is not that big tho

[unique hare]

Woo shitting himself rn

[royal wedge]

Scary times

[finite dock]

Woo got homered on

😭

[unique hare]

Omg

[slim cipher]

who you got winning tomorrow for the females?

[lavish island]

That’s cash

[unique hare]

Barb

[finite dock]

I should’ve just took his under

[lean dust]

Guys this is nuts

[rose raptor]

Yeah Freddy Peralta fraud that’s my guy

[lavish island]

What my king

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glaze-satisfying-gif-13180530

[slim cipher]

JOSE

[finite dock]

🤣

[slim cipher]

3 RUN HOMER

[azure nebula]

Woo

[sly fjord]

houston up 6-1

6-2

brown gonna cash fp

[azure nebula]

Let’s go astros

[unique hare]

Wtf man

[lavish island]

I’m sorry I forgot u my real king

[lean dust]

Anyone else win a thousand bucks two days ina Row

?

[sly fjord]

lmfao

[royal wedge]

3 RUN HOMER YESSIR

[lean dust]

😂😂

[royal wedge]

THANK GOODNESS

YES

[slim cipher]

no😅

[royal wedge]

OH MY GOODNESS

[lean dust]

Oh just me ?

😂

[royal wedge]

HINTER FNATSY CASH

[lean dust]

💰💰💰💰

[azure nebula]

Woo not one K😭😭

[finite dock]

I can’t believe it @finite dock, these were my first CB winning slips

back when Gil was good 😭🙏

[sick vine]

Bring it home luis!

[slim cipher]

OMG SONNY

HES STILL IN?

[amber wren]

LFG Anderson still alive

[finite dock]

🫦

[raw spoke]

@lean dust tailed a couple props 💰🫴🏾

[sly fjord]

SONNY

[slim cipher]

welp

[sly fjord]

MY BOI

[slim cipher]

nvm sonny cooked

no

[pine igloo]

HESTON

[jaunty crater]

Damn 💀💀

[finite dock]

wtf 😭

[pine igloo]

Heston took a gd 4SFB to the back of the head

good lord

[finite dock]

wasn’t his line 6?

[unique hare]

I swear woo was good last year

[finite dock]

cooked

[lavish island]

When Henderson was good

[jaunty crater]

Yep lol

He cashed

[slim cipher]

sonny 1 more k

[finite dock]

not when you’re betting on SPECIFIC shit: single, double, triple

[sterile dagger]

santana please 🙏🏽

[simple wagon]

Wait he still in ?

[slim cipher]

yeah

[simple wagon]

Sonny still in chat?

[river oar]

FIGHT

[slim cipher]

yes

[pine igloo]

BENCHES CLEARED IN THE O'S/YANKEES GAME

[slim cipher]

he in

[unique hare]

5 hits in one inning bryan poo

[sly fjord]

sonny might clutch this shit up

[finite dock]

I made two

1/2

[slim cipher]

sonny is gunna sell

1 more chance

[unique hare]

Woo rn

[finite dock]

you a dumbass 😭🙏

[devout condor]

Cash

[finite dock]

that’s like saying “I bet on Luka to hit 5 3s, how come him dropping 40 doesn’t count?”

[lavish island]

Omg

[slim cipher]

SONNY K HIS ASS

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[slim cipher]

OMG

SONNY

PUSH

[sly fjord]

LOOOL

[slim cipher]

KS

[sly fjord]

SONNY

[sly fjord]

MY GUY CAME INTO THE 7TH TO CLUTCH DIS SHIT

[slim cipher]

HE SURE DID

[sly fjord]

i need joe ryan to take me home

[ivory whale]

Joe Ryan over 2 runs allowed

[ivory whale]

What u got him for

[sly fjord]

over 35.5 fp

[ivory whale]

Gritzed

[simple wagon]

He finished with 6 right?

[rare mulch]

Jrod Homer to chalk the slip😂😂😂

[simple wagon]

Sonny

[royal wedge]

Altuve gave Hunter his win with a 3 run 365 homer

[finite dock]

nevermind realized that’s for the HR derby

nice win

[lavish island]

everyone go to support and spam void crochet 🙏

[simple wagon]

Sonny finished with 6 no way

[finite dock]

they’re going to laugh at you

just like when people spammed “Void Yama”

😭

[rare mulch]

We told yaal abt crochet

😭😭

[lavish island]

😭

[royal wedge]

We told you

[final oasis]

Clutch Sonny

[simple wagon]

That or u get timed out

[sly fjord]

these hoes

[simple wagon]

Sonny is gonna get pulled so yea that's a void

[fast berry]

I'm sorry bro. I lost my ass today too

[royal wedge]

That sucks

W fade

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/kisses-kiss-mmmuah-blow-kiss-emoji-gif-1102821987124010515

[celest slate]

Wish they would reboot Crochet

[lavish island]

Prize pick did it

Why can’t underdog do it

[finite dock]

no they didn’t

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-eho-me-pointing-at-self-nah-gif-14254531587298250253

[celest slate]

Did they?

[finite dock]

I see people crying in the PP discord

[fast berry]

https://tenor.com/view/scrooge-donald-duck-swimming-in-money-gold-coins-gif-16654576

[finite dock]

about them not rebooting Crochet

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/you-heard-me-nodding-yes-yeah-you-did-aria-montgomery-gif-4968273

[finite dock]

they most definitely did not

[weak stag]

Omgggg no way sonny did it 🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻

[finite dock]

did both Freaky Friday discounts hit?

[sly fjord]

yeah clark was a fking sweat tho

[royal wedge]

Damn really

[celest slate]

Yeah

[royal wedge]

Aw man

[weak stag]

Lfgggg

[finite dock]

bad read from me then

[azure nebula]

Woo

You can’t be fr

[unique hare]

Alright im gonna stop and just chalk woo

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fulgham-feasts-deactivate-gif-19043778

[finite dock]

wish I could’ve warned you guys about his fraudulence

I always take the under on him

[royal wedge]

Damn Clark

[lavish island]

She got 7 assists first inning 😭

[final oasis]

Insurance clutch so I’m fine

[unique hare]

Someone @ me if woo somehow gets 4ks

[finite dock]

confirmed Caitlin is not an UD employee

[royal wedge]

They finna bump the shit outta her half time assists

[celest slate]

Sonny Gray FS hit

[finite dock]

I thought Peralta chalked you

[royal wedge]

That was one of the slips dawg

[finite dock]

that’s not a sweep then

[royal wedge]

Always have back up

[finite dock]

😭

[royal wedge]

Oh wait you right

Fck

[finite dock]

🤣

[royal wedge]

Wait a min

Ranger fck me too

Lemme delete this shi

[finite dock]

hope Joe cashes for you guys

decided to just be happy with profit

and not make another slip

was going to be Ryan 17.5PO and Woo under 3.5Ks (pepper)

[unreal locust]

how much we cashed out

[finite dock]

Please tell me we didn’t take Woo

[finite dock]

they did

I always take his under but out of respect for their slips I didn’t today 💀😭

Woo boutta go 2.1😭

[vivid lotus]

Cheesed

[finite dock]

holy shit

actual disasterclass

[vivid lotus]

I had no idea

[finite dock]

how do you load bases with a walk and a HBP

[finite dock]

how do you so that you can see the entire slip??

[finite dock]

nasty ass hook man that’s so unfortunate

[cobalt frost]

Is freddy fs hitting

[vivid lotus]

I edit them and put them together so it fits

[royal wedge]

Nope

[cobalt frost]

Why not

[sterile dagger]

u got fleeced

[finite dock]

how you be editing them together?

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[vivid lotus]

It’s unfortunate I usually hate long parleys bc I miss by one but I’ve been numbing the K lines so it’s a bit safe but look at this. The last three days I’ve missed by one strikeout. It woulda been bank

[vivid lotus]

Screen shot as much as possible and then whatever is is left and use an app called picsart

[lavish island]

tomorrow pitchers are ass

there some good ones

[vivid lotus]

Literally Kevin Gausman and Corbin Burnes and Garret Crchet. They sold well Garrett got pulled but they kept getting so close

[sinful hemlock]

I need that crochet void

[valid mortar]

Skol do be cookin’

https://tenor.com/view/ragnarskol-gif-15906887127826875257

[slate bane]

❗️lmao Kyle Hendricks masterclass today

[vivid lotus]

I hit this tho so it’s not all bad

[empty moss]

https://x.com/pitchingninja/status/1811944544050516345?s=46&t=sVw9YTvh1LJfDdCfbpOwEg

nah this nigga got drilled 😭

Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) on X

What led to this.

Twitter · Jul 13, 2024, 2:03 AM

[finite dock]

Anderson is so unbelievably chalk it’s not funny

[royal wedge]

Fantasy too low

[empty moss]

wasn't vasquez suppose to be pitching today

[pliant gust]

Another Cal homer

[finite dock]

no

[royal wedge]

Joe might be chalk already

This shit was hilarious

[tacit raft]

Idk who I tailed but thanks lol

[bleak tiger]

that’s a stupid question nvm

[royal wedge]

W Joe

[lavish island]

the other guys running from the other side is funny

[half birch]

Your welcome

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/the-avengers-infinity-war-captain-america-running-hulk-gif-10389529

[royal wedge]

Deadass

[royal wedge]

I started crying laughing

[weak stag]

Ur welcome ✅

[lavish island]

who rodon think he is

bro always chalking

[sterile dagger]

yall got lucky with clark

[royal wedge]

All you can hear is “fck you “ on both sides

[jaunty crater]

Correa I need that HRR

[lavish island]

tomorrow game gon be fire

[royal wedge]

😭

[empty moss]

😭

[haughty trench]

Suing Fanatics idc

[cobalt frost]

What’s happening to freddy bro

[finite dock]

fym

[cobalt frost]

Bro i need 37 fs

[royal wedge]

Bro it’s over

He can’t get qs nor the win

Sorry man

[sly fjord]

there’s one down

[royal wedge]

Damn I wish I did Bradly when I first had him

I took him off cuz I ain’t had no pair smh

[empty moss]

OZUNAAAAA

CASH MEEEEEE

BABBBYYYY

BOOOOOOM

[sterile dagger]

@empty moss CASH IT

LET THAT SHIT RIDE 🗣️

[empty moss]

WE RIDEEEEE

now

a Riley homer

would make the day complete

[sterile dagger]

need it

[cobalt frost]

Damn ggs

[empty moss]

WE NEED IT

[royal wedge]

Joe chalk

[lavish island]

Underdog are so mean

[royal wedge]

Yep Joe

U fuckin wit me right?

BACK TO BACK

WHAT THE FICK JOE

Yk what I’m now even gonna watch this shit

It’s whatever

[sly fjord]

oh fk joe is straight selling

[vivid lotus]

Garrett sold me. Bro didn’t even play enough inning to get 7 k

[sly fjord]

sht is chalked

[royal wedge]

Yep

Turn the shit off

At least I got 2 slips green today

[chrome rock]

yessir

ima be there too

[empty moss]

BANGGGG

[chrome rock]

Not his fault dumbass coach gave him 2 inning pitch limit

[copper epoch]

So all the heavy favorites got cooked today except Mets🤣

[empty moss]

that just broke a 4 day cold streak

shiit

[sterile dagger]

if u make a slip like this tmw i’ll trail

[empty moss]

hot hitters

that's what I'm looking for everytime

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/bang-bang-i-said-bang-bangity-bang-gif-16812165

[empty moss]

ARCIAAA

OH YEAH

RILEY UR NEXT

SEND THAT SHIT

[royal wedge]

ARICAA WITH A HOMER

OH MY GOODNESS

LETS GO BRAVES

[empty moss]

FD should've never gave me $200 in bonus bets

😭

on bro I'm making homer slips tmr

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[empty moss]

if u see 100k payout

just know I cooked some crazy shit

😂

[pine igloo]

Glad you rode it out 🤝

[blazing tulip]

does anyone know how this is a loss?

2 refunds, 1 loss 2 wins still waiting for courtney but still

its flexed 😭

[half birch]

That’s weird ask support

[blazing tulip]

do they have suppor to the discord?

[half birch]

#╭❓・support-chat

[blazing tulip]

bless

[sterile dagger]

it’s a pretty simple answer.. u ain’t flex

also lower on aja is crazy

[blazing tulip]

its flexed

its a 6 man so its instantly a flex

[sly fjord]

but u voided 2

[sterile dagger]

oh shit my b

[sly fjord]

so it bumps down to a 4 man

[blazing tulip]

but i still had it as flex

[hushed ginkgo]

Mines saying the same thing

[blazing tulip]

i just looked at H2h 😭

[half birch]

Idk why people do that

[valid mortar]

i get posting in the individual chats

not wall of fame

lol

[half birch]

Unless you win like 500

[simple wagon]

Chat is Spencer chalk?

[valid mortar]

i still wouldnt post it in that channel

[signal verge]

So Joe Ryan fantasy is chalked

Nice

[half birch]

Ya I wouldn’t either

[valid mortar]

twins getting cooked

[simple wagon]

Is Spencer over strikeouts chalk?

[valid mortar]

oh shoot

he has 5 ks

actually........

[signal verge]

hope not

[sly fjord]

as long as he dont give up a run there is hope

[valid mortar]

if Anderson can get like 3 Ks, QS, and W.......

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-jimcarrey-chance-telling-me-theres-a-chance-gif-5465317

[empty moss]

Riley, don’t be dat guy

[celest slate]

Crochet was my last straw. Good luck everyone. I hope y’all make UD go bankrupt with winning all the time

[half birch]

It’s +430 lol

[signal verge]

Wait can Joe still get quality start?

Or nah

[slim cipher]

yeah

[empty moss]

u don’t know how the system works

but aight

[simple wagon]

Guys what y'all use to check pitching count?

I needa know for spencer

[half birch]

Any app

I do ESPN

[valid mortar]

he's at 83

[simple wagon]

His strikeouts cooked

[valid mortar]

how many he need?

[lavish island]

Feel bad if the guy with the Riley homer dint cash out 150$

[sterile dagger]

we’re cooked i’m afraid

[simple wagon]

3 to void

[valid mortar]

he still has one more chance

[empty moss]

the game isn't over yet 😭

[sterile dagger]

true

[valid mortar]

he's at 3 Ks right now

[simple wagon]

Oh wait just one then

[valid mortar]

i did Judge x Gunnar x Riley

[simple wagon]

2 to cash

[valid mortar]

what

so you need under?

[empty moss]

man I'm getting ready for the board tmr

[devout condor]

waldron only 1 k damn lol

[empty moss]

I'm smacking a 3 leg homer slip for 1k+

[unkempt agate]

Early hr derby

[valid mortar]

@dense mantle good cook on the WNBA play!

[empty moss]

OH SHITTT

[valid mortar]

i died

[simple wagon]

Nah over

[empty moss]

IDEK HOW THAT WORK

[simple wagon]

4 strikeouts

[empty moss]

but ima just take over on everybdoy

[valid mortar]

@abstract citrus we need the input of the glizzy expert

random events need his input

[empty moss]

Altuve smacking one out the park tmr

he going back to back

[valid mortar]

bro

[tiny topaz]

Let’s go @finite dock Hunter cashed u out

[valid mortar]

Altuve had history with him today too

UGH

[empty moss]

all 3 of em

[valid mortar]

In his career, Altuve is 14-43 (.326) with 4 doubles and 2 home runs off Heaney

[empty moss]

yordan, bregman, and altuve

really the whole team

[unkempt agate]

Ohtani

[valid mortar]

Dodgers are dead right now

like the Orioles

[empty moss]

nah

[unkempt agate]

Damn near Freddie b2b

[empty moss]

after what I seen today

Ohtani is going the yard tmr

[tiny topaz]

Big day today lfg boys

[valid mortar]

[finite dock]

you can’t combine multiple HRs hit props?

[empty moss]

Ohtani should smack this

ez

[finite dock]

my plans have all burnt into ash 😭

[simple wagon]

Spencer one more strikeout bro

[tiny topaz]

Lfgggg

Okayyyyy

Damn ur going crazy all time

This is by far my best month ever

2 mans changed the game

Yea 100%

Yonny was such a sweat

50 pc after 2 ip

Somehow went 5.67

I honestly may take a break until Monday but I probably won’t

Just that I have the Gunnar promo still

[finite dock]

I need to start making more two mans

I’m addicted to 3-4

[tiny topaz]

Nah it’s been at 5 bucks I just wanna relax and be up a couple days

[tiny topaz]

Real I was too

Trust bro

[valid mortar]

guide us

[tiny topaz]

2 mans are the move. 3 max and i wouldn’t ever do a 3 man w a promo

[valid mortar]

🙏

[tiny topaz]

Exhibit A as to why not to run 3 man promos

Bad reads on my part tho lol

[finite dock]

☠️

[simple wagon]

Spencer cooked right

[sly fjord]

gray wit da clutch

[royal wedge]

Joe can do this

WALLNER

PLEASE

[empty moss]

let the research + odds begin

oh shit, I put the wrong date

😂

[tiny topaz]

Geeked as helll

Speaking of geeked as hell lemme celebrate my profit!!

[celest slate]

They really closed my account with an open bet going because I told them they might as well just close my account since they stole my money by not rebooting Crochet

[empty moss]

mannn

on bro I'm fin roll up

[tiny topaz]

No way they actually went thru of it

Wish I knew how to roll

Been a stoner 5 years still suck

[devout condor]

vietos been cooking latley

[empty moss]

nah

smoking 5 years

not knowing how to roll

😭

cmon

[rare mulch]

Ranger falloff needs to be studied

[tiny topaz]

My friends ran geebs bongs and pipes

[sly fjord]

LOL

[empty moss]

ngl

I need a 9th inning miracle from Riley

oh shit

nvm

RILEY

[rare mulch]

Carlos bro hit the ball

[royal wedge]

Margot please bro

[vestal sparrow]

no crochet reboot 😭

[royal wedge]

Margot cmon

[amber wren]

Same

[royal wedge]

A walk?

[amber wren]

It’s happening in the 8th

[royal wedge]

Margot don’t sell bruh

[amber wren]

Can Tyler Anderson still come out again?

He’s at 92

[dense mantle]

AUSTIN 3 run homer right here

[royal wedge]

Ion think so

RIKEY CMON

[dense mantle]

Take ts fasho

[royal wedge]

Smh

Right down the fuckin middle and he didn’t swing

Now Joe gotta get ks

[simple wagon]

Spencer finished with 3 strikeouts 😢

[amber wren]

Yea chalk man

[royal wedge]

Riley sacrifice

[empty moss]

not enough power

😭

[royal wedge]

Damn

[vestal sparrow]

no way you betting on my blue bombers

[sterile dagger]

riley a bum lol

[amber wren]

MY blue bombers

[finite dock]

MY blue bombers🙄🤦‍♂️

[amber wren]

Are you from winnipeg too?

[vestal sparrow]

there is no way

[finite dock]

You know it💪

[vestal sparrow]

same

[amber wren]

ayyyyy

[amber wren]

Damnn

how is this possible

lol

[vestal sparrow]

3 of us is crazy

[finite dock]

Not even kidding i was born in fort garry

Moved to Boston when i was 3

[amber wren]

Damn

[thick oxide]

Today was EZZZZ

[amber wren]

I live close to fort garry

Or nvm

Not close

im from south winnipeg

which part are u from

[finite dock]

WHAT THE FUCK

😭

[amber wren]

bro fort Garry is like near the uni right

[lavish island]

😉🚗

[vestal sparrow]

find me

[rare mulch]

Bro strike soler out bro

Running up the PC

God

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-diddy-excuses-diddy-sorry-diddy-daddy-puff-daddy-gif-8273682581909957818

[rare mulch]

Chalk Joe

FP

[royal wedge]

Smh

Joe got destroyed

Welp time to sleep

[rare mulch]

Another hook

God damn bro

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/chrollo-lucilfer-chrollo-hunter-x-hunter-hxh-gif-24952242

Good day

[rare mulch]

Bro

Wdf

Joe Ryan suck ass

[royal wedge]

Yep

[finite dock]

this is the thing i don’t like about UD, been waiting to get paid out since 7 o clock

[cloud dew]

anderson sold me bra

[rare mulch]

Dats jus champions

[royal wedge]

What’s even is champions

[rare mulch]

People in states that can’t do pick ‘em entries

[amber wren]

if Freddy peraltas bum ass cashed fantasy I would’ve won $700 but I’m down like $100 today

[royal wedge]

Damn

[amber wren]

so stupid

[rare mulch]

Lose a 8man off a 8hook. Didn’t get full payout on a push. Lost nrfi on last leg. Can’t catch a break

I won but I hate 7/8

[tawny vine]

Needed crochet to finish out

So dumb

Hate the sox

[royal wedge]

My mom told me to go wash the dishes and I just yelled “Joe Ryan” and she knew they were washed

Ight im out

https://tenor.com/view/chrollo-lucilfer-chrollo-hunter-x-hunter-hxh-gif-24952242

[jaunty crater]

Correa single

[finite dock]

finally

[weak stag]

Now just gotta wait for the home run derby

[rare mulch]

If Ryan doesn’t come back I’m done

Bro was on pace until dat soler hit

This guy is bad

😂😂😂😂

[hard mist]

SMH 😶‍🌫️

[rare mulch]

JOE PLS COME BACK

ILL DO ANYTHING

🙏🏼

[jaunty crater]

Cash Correa

[signal verge]

Joe and Sonny sold my whole day

Betting under on every player in summer league

money glitch

Never betting on baseball

[jaunty crater]

Cash it Jansen didn’t play today

[rare mulch]

Cmon

3 outs Ryan

Pls 🙏🏼

Joe Ryan is a sorry Fuc

Is ump gonna call a strike

😂😂😂

[devout condor]

ryan done

[rare mulch]

Bro I’m done

Joe banned

These pitchers suck ass

Great job

[abstract citrus]

BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS @finite dock

[cobalt frost]

Is joe cashing?

Damn

[vocal spindle]

Why?

[rare mulch]

Joe ass

[indigo rivet]

Joe Ryan is banned for me atp

[jaunty crater]

Damn Joe 💩 the bed

[rare mulch]

Joe banned,Peralta Banned,Glasnow Banned,Ranger banned,Tyler Anderson banned,Hunter Greene banned,burnes banned,Shota banned,Paxton banned

Fuc them

[finite dock]

Calling it right now for tomorrows discount one of them is either gonna be Sabrina or Angel Reese

[rare mulch]

We getting discounts?!?

[indigo rivet]

Peralta and Joe both ruined 2 separate 6 mans

Woulda cashed out $250 🤦🏽‍♂️

[rare mulch]

Fuck these pitchers

Finna start betting on hitters

[glacial oriole]

usually we get reductions on picks on saturdays

[junior aspen]

Maybe soccer discounts on Sunday?

[lean dust]

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

THEY NOT LIKE US

THEY NOT LIKE IS

US

[copper epoch]

Adding Jared Jones and Lance Lynn to this

[granite geyser]

🚫 antdarula_, that command is disabled in this channel.

[cobalt frost]

Is joe back

[scarlet crow]

Freaky Saturday tomorrow?

[vocal spindle]

Freaky Fsaturday

WAIT KODAI

YOURE RED NOW

AYEEE

[valid mortar]

Ready for Red

[acoustic zephyr]

Twins are ass

[meager tinsel]

Should've been up 170 today instead I got hooked..injury refund...a blowout sell 🤣

[lunar patio]

lol calm
down

[vocal spindle]

let me be happy for someone?

[dense mantle]

lol

[maiden shore]

bro actin like he hit the lottery

[vocal spindle]

who even are you?

[maiden shore]

iCashDota

[vocal spindle]

dtm

sthu

😃

[maiden shore]

😭😭

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/who-da-fook-conor-mcgregor-who-the-fuck-gif-12856313

[wheat kite]

any kbo?

[empty moss]

@sterile dagger

[dense mantle]

Who let you cook

🔥

[empty moss]

matchups, recent performance, hot hitters, may we all eat

[lunar patio]

chill w da d riding

[vocal spindle]

Let me bet twins moneyline bruh

[lunar patio]

terrance shannon jr so tuff

rob a bust

out there looking like bronny the 3rd

[vocal spindle]

Reed tuff

Bryce > Bronny

Lowkey, Zhuri > Bronny

LeSperm Nut Jr. III is actually so trash at basketball

[vocal spindle]

Grayson pitching a 12 inning perfect game tmrw unc

big mistake

Gonna have 40+ Ks as well

Might even hit a couple homers as DH

[scarlet crow]

Yessir 🤝🏾🙏🏾

[blazing tulip]

So this is a refund instead of a flex payout? 😭😭

[vocal spindle]

Chalk twins +5.5 😭

[vocal spindle]

It’s a rescue

[night perch]

Idk why I had hope Buxton was batting again

[vocal spindle]

Griner would’ve made it a loss but bc of injury coverage you get refunded and a rescue special tomorrow

[royal wedge]

Kirby, cease, Lopez , Luis, Grayson, Berrios

Some good pitchers tomorrow

[night perch]

I got hoed 2 plays tonight chat

[vocal spindle]

Grayson going half an inning tomorrow

[jaunty crater]

He cashed his hrr

[vocal spindle]

He’s getting cooked

[royal wedge]

Under fantasy then

Wait huh

[night perch]

Had him fantasy score

[jaunty crater]

Damn

[hardy mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[jaunty crater]

Only 3 twins players cashed today

Buxton Correa and Jeffers lol

[hardy mountain]

When u lose the easiest pick on your 5 legger

[vocal spindle]

Evo is pitching tmrw

Texas rivalry game

[royal wedge]

Hopefully we get a promo

That will be a easy 3 man

[jaunty crater]

Facts a promo would be amazing tomorrow

[hardy mountain]

Except max wager like 20 bucks

[royal wedge]

Good for me tbh

[jaunty crater]

Better than $10 lol

[vocal spindle]

Kutter also pitching tmrw

[royal wedge]

Nice

[hardy mountain]

Think they base it off your account size and past wagers

Never went above 20$

[jaunty crater]

Did you use your freaky Friday today?

[hardy mountain]

Yea 20$

Caitlin clark under 41

[jaunty crater]

Ok bet everyone’s was $20 then

[hardy mountain]

Quality of promos gone down

When i joined UD they were offering Clark over 0.5 points 😂

[vocal spindle]

Cease’s father is injured so he gonna deal tomorrow

[jaunty crater]

Yeah no doubt but both cashed today that’s a plus

[vocal spindle]

They still do this

[jaunty crater]

CC barely tho

[vocal spindle]

They just don’t give out 0.5s every single time, no one does.

[hardy mountain]

Welcome offer

[vocal spindle]

They still give out 0.5s here and there to everyone new and old, and all new users get 0.5 offers on sign up as well

They’ve always done discounts

It’s never “went down”

[hardy mountain]

Over 0.5 home run 😂

Not the same

[vocal spindle]

0.5 plate appearances

Literally multiple times a week

you’re just talking to talk

[jaunty crater]

😂😂

[hardy mountain]

UD must not like me

[valid mortar]

You know it’s for a special event, right?

[vocal spindle]

You haven’t even been here for a month yet, lil too early to judge

[vocal spindle]

Yeah the 0.5 home runs is literally free

It’s a home run derby

[valid mortar]

The Home Run Derby…..

[hardy mountain]

Theres better picks elsewhere

[valid mortar]

…

[hardy mountain]

Waiting until they offer another deposit bonus

[vocal spindle]

I don’t think anyone’s ever hit 0 in the home run derby

[vocal spindle]

Those are only for new users

[hardy mountain]

I got it 3 times

[jaunty crater]

You’re gonna be waiting a long time for that 💀💀

[vocal spindle]

Then go elsewhere

[hardy mountain]

Bro defending UD personally

[hard mist]

Ryan feltner walks allowed should be good Tommorow 🙏

[vocal spindle]

you’re just talking nonsense

[hardy mountain]

Fade them for a week or 2 they offer one to bring u back

[valid mortar]

This man thinks the Gunnar promo is a scam for the HOME RUN DERBY

THE EVENT SPECIFICALLY FOR HITTING HOME RUNS

[bleak tiger]

don’t bother

[valid mortar]

😫

[vocal spindle]

Literally not a single person has finished with 0 home runs in the past decade

and he thinks it’s a scam

🤦‍♂️

[hardy mountain]

Let me go in and bat

[valid mortar]

This is like the guy that took the under on him hitting it and put $100 on it 🤣

[jaunty crater]

Ts so free lol

[hardy mountain]

No one said its a scam 😂

[vocal spindle]

You’d strikeout playing tee ball

[hardy mountain]

You taking shit too personally

J pp

[bleak tiger]

don’t call him that

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-fist-arthur-憤怒-gif-5794225

[vocal spindle]

did I just get hit with an elementary school insult in a server for adults 😭

[empty moss]

idk what line they gon open Gil at

[vocal spindle]

stop using your moms credit card to deposit

[empty moss]

but bb at 1.5 should be free

[valid mortar]

Orioles so ass right now 😭

[vocal spindle]

“:Orio: les” is crazy

[hardy mountain]

Go use a real booky 😂

[jaunty crater]

A trash day of UFC tomorrow

[vocal spindle]

You’re a 13 year old betting to make money for vbucks. Please don’t speak to me.

[hardy mountain]

Sounds like you know a lot about that

Not me personally

[vocal spindle]

Astros and Rangers batters tomorrow

Texas rivalry the stars always show out

[valid mortar]

I don’t like tomorrow very much

We’ll see

[empty moss]

taking all the top 3 on astros

😂

and Seager

[jaunty crater]

Damn 1 more year wouldn’t have hurt smh

[vocal spindle]

POV: me at LA fitness shootaround

In 6 years Bronny either gonna be in Lithuania or the big 3

[valid mortar]

Worse than WNBA stats 😭

[jaunty crater]

Yeah I don’t see him being more than a avg role player

[bleak tiger]

checking shooting stats in the summer league 💔💔💔💔💔

[jaunty crater]

And I’m just being honest

[hardy mountain]

Jpp still going to be chasing losses on ud

[vocal spindle]

Making more money at my job than his if he ends up in Lithuania lol

[vocal spindle]

I’m positive by a lot on UD

go chase some women lil bro

[bleak tiger]

stop fighting and kiss

on the mouth

[vocal spindle]

Agreed

[bleak tiger]

no

it’s not a diddy party

[jaunty crater]

A good month of July so far on a 2 day streak let’s make it 3 tomorrow 💪🏽

[vocal spindle]

If he’s playing in Lithuania in 6 years like I said then I’ll be making a higher wage than him if that really matters to you that much

[vocal spindle]

Bc by then I’ll have my masters in engineering and be brought on full time at my current company

aye you asked the question I was just answering

lol

[bleak tiger]

bronny will be fine i truly don’t think shooting stats matter in the summer league he looks good athletically, spreads the floor, and plays good defense he’ll be fine

[vocal spindle]

I think Bronny’s career is gonna play out like a 55th overall pick

[lean dust]

🤷‍♂️

[vocal spindle]

people expecting a 55th pick to be a NBA star is lowkey ridiculous

people don’t got the same expectations for 54th overall

[bleak tiger]

i think he can be a role player

[vocal spindle]

If Bronny becomes great then it should be he exceeded expectations, not that he did what he’s supposed to

I will say tho, I would 21-0 bronny in a 1v1 EASILY

(In badminton)

[fast berry]

Pretty easy lines to hit right?

[valid mortar]

Ehhh

SD and KC don’t K often

lol

[vocal spindle]

KC lowkey owns kutter too

[fast berry]

Yikes.

Well luckily I only bet $10

[valid mortar]

🙏🏻

[mint bramble]

Kbo model

Needed

[vocal spindle]

@empty moss Salvador Perez under tomorrow? 0/5 vs kutter with 4 strikeouts

[dawn urchin]

YALL KNOW WHAT IM HERE TO ASK. DID YOU GET TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS OR DID YOU TAKE UD TO THE CLEANERS? Except @lean dust because he takes them to the cleaners now daily

[cosmic stump]

The more I withdraw the longer it takes huh ?

[hard mist]

Ryan feltner walks looks free . Probably the hits also

[lean dust]

U already know brother

[dawn urchin]

SKOLS CLEANERS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Daily customers included ALL BOOKS

[lean dust]

For tmrw

[lean dust]

I’m getting the bag from them all😂💪💰

[dawn urchin]

Live picture of Skol

[dawn urchin]

ELMO DUNK

[tiny topaz]

ELMOOOO

[lean dust]

I don’t wanna get banned I didn’t c the end part

😂

[dawn urchin]

…..

[dawn urchin]

The unofficial mascot of the UD chat

[lean dust]

He did something weird with chicken wings n rubbed them on his pecs lol

[tiny topaz]

hell yea

[lean dust]

Nothing serious just don’t know now days lol

[tiny topaz]

get in ma bellah!

love austin powers

[lean dust]

GET IN MY BELKY

😂😂😂

[tiny topaz]

classic

[lean dust]

Really is man,yeeeeeaaaah baby

[empty moss]

under bases at 1.5

I feel like Lugo deals tho

It’s gon give him momentum

Witt is red hot rn

[tiny topaz]

lugo tmrw???

hellllll yesssss

my goat

[marble mirage]

nrfis cooked me today

Again

😂

[empty moss]

Raffy and Soto might be my favorite players in MLB rn ngl

[tiny topaz]

lugo under 6.0 ha is alw a lock

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-get-in-my-belly-fat-hungry-threat-gif-4906944

[lean dust]

Those movies were so funny man

[bleak tiger]

u posted a sleeper line yesterday did it hit? 🙏

[jaunty crater]

Soto 🫤

[tiny topaz]

my parents pmo to those movies

[lean dust]

Last two days

[tiny topaz]

not tryna make yall feel old they 50s b ut they love ev ery movie p much

[tiny topaz]

tailing you was a b lessing this week

[lean dust]

Ima be real there no way people shouldn’t have made money this week

Ive posted all my slips and have hit for 3400$

Last three days alone