┆⚾・baseball

[rose raptor]

Month

[worn cloud]

I just need 1 more K Morton

[lean dust]

Had these left to chalked

Then I sent my tickets that hit

So went from bummed out to happy

Just needed bassit and Lorenzen on all

[finite dock]

ayo

[half birch]

1 k pls Morton

[lean dust]

Straight cash homie Randy moss

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/cash-money-juvenile-gif-13079781

[dense mantle]

webb shitting

rn

[lean dust]

They pulled cannon right after that hit baby

[dense mantle]

holy shit

[lean dust]

BANG BANG BANG BBAG

BANG

https://tenor.com/view/grata-gratatata-gratata-brian-brian-silva-gif-24609924

[dense mantle]

banggggg

way to end the night strong unc

[blazing tulip]

big Wsss

[tropic dome]

is logan getting pulled?

[lean dust]

Bro imagine if bsssit and Lorenzen didn’t choke

[blazing tulip]

pitch count way too low

they give him hella wiggle room

[lean dust]

Unders in sleeper fantasy

TO EASY

[dense mantle]

yea webb has a long leash

[lean dust]

NUKING TMRW

[dense mantle]

hes there best pitcher

[lean dust]

STRAIGHT NUKING ASS PITCHERS

[blazing tulip]

Webbs will get 110 pitches even if he isnt playing great

[abstract citrus]

Nice nice

[tropic dome]

nah they need to sit him out bra

[blazing tulip]

if he gets completely destroyed then he'll prolly get pulled

[dense mantle]

there we go webb

[tropic dome]

he just let 3 homers happen the fck you mean

[lean dust]

BRO NO WAY IS BASSIT AT 21

[dense mantle]

nah they need innings badly snell only went 5 innings

[lean dust]

Bassit can cash if he fineshes 5 bro and they hold the lead

He needs a strikeout

And jay’s to hold leave

That’s only if he pitches 5

BASSIT COME THE FUCK ON

[tropic dome]

ngas need to invest in a new back up pitcher he just let off 3 homers 🤬

[blazing tulip]

hits count is hella high rn tho with a bad stat line

[lean dust]

Trust me I know I thought my bet was chalked already

[blazing tulip]

moment of truth soon tho

[lean dust]

I look he at 21

He gets a k and finishes inning

[blazing tulip]

hes in gang

[lean dust]

Jays win

I cash

Man the fuck up bassit

Tighten up that damn jock strap

[blazing tulip]

UD fantasy Over is hella nice

Sleeper is where u gotta take the Under fantasy

cuz - on walks is wild

[lean dust]

Sleeper easy money under bro

Just snagged 150 tonight off a promo

Easy money

[blazing tulip]

fantasy unders is light work on sleeper

[tropic dome]

nah i need the parlay gods to work something out for me💀💀💀

[lean dust]

Let’s go

Quick out Bassit

One more baby

[abstract citrus]

Now all of a sudden Ramos wanna be ass

[lean dust]

HE FOT THE STRIKEOUT TO

O BASSIT

I TSKE IT ALL BSCK

GET THJS OUT

Classic Bassit

She gone

[agile gull]

Bassitt needs to get out of the game

[lean dust]

I remembered why I hate u

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[blazing tulip]

he aint out yet

[lean dust]

It all came back so fast

He gave up a run

[blazing tulip]

rip

[dense mantle]

lmaoooo

[agile gull]

Good he needs to be under

[dense mantle]

they just blue balled you unc

dam man

[lean dust]

We straight I’m up hundos tonight

Bassit woulda made it three bundo

Hundo

I was so close to dude

[dense mantle]

sheeshhh

[lean dust]

But I ain’t even upset for Bassit to get that close to cashing it amazing

He ain’t sale tho he wasn’t gonna clutch it

[glacial oriole]

Back to Back profit days

[dense mantle]

imagine if he didnt have a 60 pc in the second

[subtle prism]

charlie bro need a k come back out

[lean dust]

I know man I know I have 17.5 outs for 120 but I know that’s gone

[half birch]

Me too

[lean dust]

Needed fantasy for 120

And now that’s done to

Almost a missive night

[tiny topaz]

Bro Morton

[lean dust]

But we up

[tiny topaz]

Let a hit up bro

[worn cloud]

Morton can u strike someone out bro

[dawn urchin]

YALL KNOW WHAT IM HERE TO ASK. DID YOU GET TAKEN TO THE UD CLEANERS OR DID YOU TAKE THEM TO THE CLEANERS?!? Except @lean dust I saw you won already

[lean dust]

Woah why don’t I get to join in on the fun

Well I am anyways

BANG BANG BNAG

BANG

[half birch]

I think Morton is done

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/little-boy-dance-cute-car-dance-dancing-cabbage-patch-gif-26630211

[glacial oriole]

Took them to the cleaners

[dawn urchin]

BECAUSE I SAW YOU ALREADY WON

[lean dust]

I know I know I just had the turn around of all turn around

Canning went from lights out to a shitter

[abstract citrus]

One W with one still in play. Let’s pray for Ramos. I’m in green atleast

[finite dock]

Decent day, can’t complain

[dawn urchin]

GAVE THEM THE DRY CLEANER SPECIAL

[dawn urchin]

LETS HOPE YOU GET THAT W

[dense mantle]

Lmaoooo

[dawn urchin]

Better than getting the dry clean special

[dawn urchin]

I’m seeing all that green… sadly I’m not familiar with that

[lean dust]

@tiny topaz Morton low PC shoukd come back for another inning and we need a hit

[tropic dome]

no way i’m sweating logan bra please sub this loser out

[tiny topaz]

I hope so brother

[dense mantle]

I dropped all the slips in chat man

[real smelt]

what u sweating ?

[rose raptor]

Man all I needed was a good angels rangers game, too good to be true

[tiny topaz]

Hopefully he fades, they let him get a hit, then they sub him

[dawn urchin]

I was too busy betting European soccer

[lean dust]

Me to man for my ud

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/urban-osu-ohiostate-pizza-gif-4724172

[lean dust]

Bsssit sold with two outs

[dense mantle]

He at 6 now

[finite dock]

Webb went from going 9 to going 6.1

[lean dust]

That’s why

Another hit

😂😂😂

[dawn urchin]

Seeing this made me think of @bright kestrel I HOPE MY DAWG STILL EATING GOOD & FEASTING

[real smelt]

oh shi

[abstract citrus]

I need fedde to be beaten with the ban hammer

[finite dock]

what happened to bro? did he quit?

[tropic dome]

FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[finite dock]

know he lost like 20 straight

[dawn urchin]

I think I saw he just moved over to other apps because he kept getting limited by UD

[lean dust]

Way he bets that’s 20 grand

[finite dock]

oh yeah i remember that🤣

[dense mantle]

Webb getting his boots smoked

[finite dock]

he got limited to 100 dollar bets

3 a day

[lean dust]

I follow him on pikkit he hasn’t had any bets on anything

It shows other apps to

[finite dock]

@lean dust you might be next 🤣🤣

[abstract citrus]

Let’s hope not shit

[real smelt]

damn @tropic dome

[lean dust]

UD kicked my butt today so we good for a little bit 😂

[tropic dome]

TRASH A$$ MANGERS CANT PULL THIS 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[dense mantle]

Webb another hit

[tropic dome]

goodnight

[lean dust]

BASSIT GETS RHE WIN

[dense mantle]

He may get pulled now

[lean dust]

BASSIT GETS RHE WIN

[finite dock]

webb is getting fried

[dense mantle]

3 straight hits

[humble otter]

Bro Wdf is mickey doing

1 more bro

[lean dust]

I need two fucking outs

Bassit get ur ass out there

[dense mantle]

He can’t finish the inning

[lean dust]

U sally wag

Man up Bassit

[dense mantle]

Under 20.5 outs was freeeeeee

[finite dock]

Runs

[lean dust]

Man up

[real smelt]

lmao logan cooked😂😂😂😂😂

[soft raptor]

webb ass i just did it moneyline live bet got braves and them

[dense mantle]

BYE BYE WEBB

[lean dust]

Everyone pray for Bassit

[slim cipher]

If he comes back out like Bibee

Holy shit

[lean dust]

Bro I swear to god

[dense mantle]

PACK HIS BAGS

[golden egret]

lmao webb

[finite dock]

Webb gone

[slim cipher]

He should be around 75 -80 pitches rn

But the first 2 innings screwed us

[soft raptor]

webb always selling

[lean dust]

If he didn’t give up that two run double last inning with two outs we cash

He had it in the bad with two outs last inning man

[glacial oriole]

Webb now has

11 Games going over 20.5 outs
9 games going under 20.5 outs

[junior hearth]

yea

webb sold bro

[junior hearth]

webb just got took out

[glacial oriole]

I know that’s including that

[soft copper]

Bro webb u had 3ks with 30 pitches

Banned

[junior hearth]

swear

[chrome rock]

Tf u mean banned one bad start doesnt mean shit

Did u see the 3 run homer that he gave up it was in the dirt

[tropic dome]

oh he’s the best pitcher HE LET THEM GET 3 HOMERS BACK TO BACK AND THEY FIRST THOUGHT WASNT TO PULL HIM

[lean dust]

20.5 was wild

I pray no one did over

[tropic dome]

Death threats most definitely are going to be made rn

banned idc

[lean dust]

Man if Morton didn’t give up that double last inning with two outs mannnnnnnnn

[tropic dome]

BANNEDDDDDDD

[lean dust]

Bassit*

[half birch]

Morton k let’s go baby

[lean dust]

I said I would do the under but ima fade cuz he is one pitcher that goes over

[chrome rock]

3 homers where?

What pitcher are you talking about

[lean dust]

He has same amount of 7 pitch innings as 6 pitch innings games

[river oar]

welp

[half birch]

His normal line was at 5.5 ks though

[tropic dome]

YOU DIDNT SEE WHAT LOGAN JUST DID ON THAT FIELD LAST INNING BEFORE HE GOT MORE DEEP FRIED COOKED????

[half birch]

He’s one off

[chrome rock]

Nobody got 3 homers bro are you watching the game

[soft raptor]

blue jays finna give giants a ass whooping logan started it

[junior hearth]

guys

will hunter greene get a strikeout in the first inning

[junior hearth]

tm

[tiny topaz]

@lean dust

[slate burrow]

Gn Spider Webb

[tiny topaz]

UNCCCC

[lean dust]

@tiny topaz CASH IT

YOUR BOY IS ON FIRE

[tiny topaz]

TY UNC UR THAT GUY

YOURE HIM

[lean dust]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

https://tenor.com/view/aynepotter-gif-25663910

[tropic dome]

5TH INNING 3 HITS

[slate burrow]

Printed today

💰

[half birch]

Same

[lean dust]

ANOTHER ONE

[slate burrow]

Nice work my boy

[tropic dome]

fuk is you talking about

[soft raptor]

giants ass really gave up 6 runs this inning

webb is the cause for it

[royal wedge]

The fact bassitt came back but Webb didn’t is insane

[half birch]

He’s pulled

[subtle prism]

charlie saved the day

up
$100 if heliot can string a hit together

[half birch]

He was at 96 pitches

[royal wedge]

Webb got dookie on

Wow

Bassitt with 6ks

[tropic dome]

updated list

[tiny topaz]

I took sleeper to the cleaners

And UD may take me to the cleaners

Also had ober miss a 2 man w yelich

[tiny topaz]

I got my own ban list shits clutch

[chrome rock]

😭

[tropic dome]

about to pm you

[lean dust]

Bassit got pulled he a hoe

Bro to has went the fuck if

[hard mist]

Ranger pitcher sold so bad 💔

[tiny topaz]

RAMOSSSSSS

[subtle prism]

heliot hit???

[tiny topaz]

RAMOSSSSSSSSSSS

RAMOSSSSS PAPIII

[subtle prism]

lfgggg

[tiny topaz]

RBI single

Love heliot

[little matrix]

“Logan Webb ngga is not Spider-Man” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tiny topaz]

Big day LFG

I was due

[glacial oriole]

Griffin Canning under is free cash not banned list worthy

[sacred oyster]

Bruhh

Rangers

Pls

[finite dock]

@lunar patio Ramos cashed

[glacial oriole]

Some solid pitchers are pitching tomorrow

[vague plover]

Like who

[lunar patio]

pair chalked

[finite dock]

everybody cashing today besides me 🤣

[lunar patio]

good hit tho @finite dock

[finite dock]

👍

[glacial oriole]

Skenes
Nola
Castillo
Gore
Flaherty
Greene
Houck
Fried

[fast berry]

I'm in the red today but this joy was good

[vague plover]

On bro nola fantasy green everytime

[fast berry]

Fried
Castillo
Houk
Cortes
Suarez/Steele
Nola
Gaus
Skenes
Gore/peterson
Greene
Flaherty

[finite dock]

wtf Nola pitching against the Dodgers?

give us a break 😭😭😭

[glacial oriole]

yeah

[vague plover]

He going dumb tmr??

[glacial oriole]

Dodgers have been horrible this series i wouldn’t be surprised

[finite dock]

Suarez banned

make no mistake

[fast berry]

So we roll with Steele?

[finite dock]

wait which Suarez

[gusty topaz]

dodgers need yoshi yamamoto

😂

[glacial oriole]

I am not putting my money on “albert suarez”

[gusty topaz]

did he die or sum

[finite dock]

I’m tweaking

[lunar patio]

flaherty is so banned

and he ass

[finite dock]

thought you were talking about Ranger when we just said Nola was pitching

[lunar patio]

taking that under

[glacial oriole]

he’s coming off of IL too i think his under might be free tomorrow

[exotic knoll]

webbs line was 4.5ks

he got two in the first inning

and 2 in the next four

[twin socket]

Not IL just back issues

[gusty topaz]

@exotic knoll i took webb at 3.5

[half birch]

Anyone fading skenes tommorow

[finite dock]

absolutely not

[half birch]

He’s 7.5 ks on CB so I’ll take him at that but not 8.5

[glacial oriole]

5 early games tomorrow 🤮

[finite dock]

just take his PO

literally same value

Nola vs Glasnow would’ve been a battle

[half birch]

That’s probably the move the odds are better too

[lean dust]

I ALMOST DID Corbin under

Instead canning and bish cashed

Let’s fucking go

[finite dock]

too bad he on the IL 🥲

[glacial oriole]

I did corbin under but Kyle Freeland decided to have his best career game against the Reds today

[lean dust]

He been solid the last few starts

Tbh with ya

Crazy as that is

[lean dust]

I leaner my lesson two starts ago with a under on him

He been hot man three starts in a row now

[finite dock]

we not taking a single game this series

Miller/Stone/Knack 🕳️

[finite dock]

Freeland decided to have a legacy day lol

[lean dust]

Can this cash already so I can make some bets

[abstract citrus]

We going early tonight?

[lean dust]

On cb I like to do a night slip

That 200$ one I did last night !

Before the odds get reduced or line movement

[finite dock]

Y’all think we get a promo tomorrow?

[half birch]

One of my bets with shohei has still not cashed idk why

[humble otter]

😃

[hard mist]

It chalked btw

By one pitching out I believe 🤦‍♂️

[signal verge]

I found a hack

Just go under on total bases mid games

These mlb players suck dikk

[half birch]

Make a slip for tomorrow then

[fast berry]

Felt bold

[half birch]

I hate pitcher fp on sleeper

[fast berry]

Me too but.. the lines are out atleast

[slate burrow]

Call the number

[slate burrow]

All fun and games until Paul does you like this

[scarlet crow]

Why would you want to

[lean dust]

I need my 200 to cash on sleeper so I can smash these unders

Fantasy under glory on sleeper

1 grand the past 2 days couldn’t of been better timing with the short work week last week cuz of the holidays

[half birch]

The one slip I put adley on chalked already so I got blessed and the other 3 hit

[meager tinsel]

Good lord that second workout got me feeling like I'm bout to die 😭

[dawn urchin]

UD CLEANERS SPECIAL WITH A SIDE OF DISAPPOINTMENT

[dawn urchin]

Can’t relate but HAPPY FOR YOU KING

[lean dust]

Thanks man the three day work week, my check was SHORT

[dawn urchin]

THAT MEANS FEASTING ON THE PICKS

[meager tinsel]

Shit I'd be happy to hit for 200 🤣good shit

[half birch]

Wouldn’t we all be

[lean dust]

I be posting all my slips I know I post a lot and it’s hard to tail them all,

But one slip hits we up a little bit after that it’s gravy

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungry-greedily-devour-quickly-gif-8988233601645589959

[meager tinsel]

Bro I just wanna shower and crawl into my bed I don't even got the energy to leave the parking lot to go home 😭🤣

[dawn urchin]

… that’s some disturbing licking

[lean dust]

It is a little uncomfortable

My apologies 😂

I have to be to my jobsite in 4 hours and 59 minutes

Time to hit the hay and grab energy drinks in the AM

[dawn urchin]

Here we are again with Skol not going to sleep at the appropriate time

[lunar patio]

leave them energy drinks alone

not good

[dawn urchin]

SOMEONE TELL HIS WIFE

[lean dust]

It’s worth it when we cash when we don’t it’s a very bad night and morning

[meager tinsel]

Depends on which ones

[lunar patio]

i’ll let auntie kno

[lean dust]

I know I need to I just don’t know what else to drink to wake up

[abstract citrus]

We cashed thank you for your prayers @dawn urchin

[meager tinsel]

Pre workout

[lean dust]

Dry

[lunar patio]

doctor tried to say my unc got diabetes from them red bulls

[meager tinsel]

Yea definitely don't drink the ones with sugar

[lean dust]

Need to drink that tea

Natural caffeine

[dawn urchin]

WE LOVE THEM DUBS

[lean dust]

I’ll grab a couple Gatorade twitches

Those seem not so bad for u

Kinda make me twitch tho is that normal ?

🤣

[abstract citrus]

All depends how caffeine hits your body

[lean dust]

I’m just playing I could drink a rockstar right now and go to bed

My wife doesn’t understand it at all

[lunar patio]

gts unc u need as much sleep as possible

[lean dust]

Ya I gotta be to work early night gang

Dentist appointment after work no side job I forgot

Hate that place make my wallet empty

[rare mulch]

Dang bro Jack is back tmr

But I don’t like his K matchup

SMH

Tdy was historically bad

[scarlet crow]

It’s only gonna get worse from here

[rare mulch]

What’s the minimum u can self exclude for?

[meager tinsel]

30 days

Wait no 1 yr

Cool off is 3 days

[rare mulch]

Dang

[meager tinsel]

Just gotta be discipline if u can't restrain urself u might have to call that number gang 😭

[half birch]

You can do a week

[rare mulch]

Finna jus take a break until football

[meager tinsel]

U that down bad? Lol I feel it tho been saying the same thing

[lean dust]

What I have for tmrw going to bed

Night gang

Mean it this time

[meager tinsel]

Go to sleep unc 😭🤣

[half birch]

I like doing CB the night before but the discounts are nice and he day of

[tiny topaz]

Nice day for me

Up 55

[rare mulch]

No. Just tired of ds I started in December but my profit is good

But it’s only 2 sports on

And ik NFL is good money

Imma go until I feel like taking a break but

[meager tinsel]

Take a day or two break and mentally reset

[half birch]

I took a week break and got back today and I feel better

[hushed ginkgo]

If I lose days back to back I’ll stop a few days

[half birch]

This is all I’m running tonight

[opaque horizon]

Any body got any homer slips

[tiny topaz]

14-22-4 is my month of the year

[subtle prism]

wow just saw this (on twitter)

[gusty topaz]

ur slip?

[subtle prism]

no I wish lol

[junior aspen]

I forgot to bet on King today 😭

[quiet pendant]

I’m finna rage

Bro

Can I cry now or later

.5 is devious

[indigo violet]

😢

[tiny topaz]

skenes Ks or HA

[golden egret]

skene faces brewers

right

[raw spoke]

Can’t lie ts make a mf wanna say f ts

[golden egret]

if hits still at 4.5 i would take that

orrr 4

[quiet pendant]

It’s coo skenes Nola and houck got me

[raw spoke]

Got lineup cooked already

[quiet pendant]

😂 how

I would’ve did Steele but they play the orioles

[indigo violet]

what are orioles

[subtle prism]

steele goated

[quiet pendant]

Ik

[rare mulch]

O’s betting getting cooked all series

[quiet pendant]

Ik but still

[subtle prism]

I got steele for 6 innings fs

[rare mulch]

Might run skenes over ER

Depending on where it opens at

[subtle prism]

yeah I love him for 6 innings too

never doubt my boy

[rare mulch]

Oh it’s 1.5

I’m running over

[slate bane]

Skenes masterclass tomorrow

[quiet pendant]

The fact Bryce miller only had one K and they won is crazy

[slate bane]

U don’t need ks to win

[quiet pendant]

Well yea Ik that

But 1 strikeout is just so random

He could’ve gotten at least 3

[rare mulch]

low K rate pitcher vs a team who don’t K crazy matchup 😂😂

[rare mulch]

Rii

Atleast 2

Tragic

Mariners pitchers are too good

[quiet pendant]

I mean hey he cashed 🤷🏾‍♂️

[quiet pendant]

Nah fr they got like 3 solid ones

Dodgers would be amazing if it weren’t for injury

[rare mulch]

Gilbert doesn’t get talking abt enough

[rare mulch]

Yeah. Braves too

[quiet pendant]

Imagine Othani glasnow kershaw Yamamoto and idk let’s say stone

[quiet pendant]

Spencer strider would’ve have been a lock this season

I mean they have sale and fried Morton is on and off so

Imagine the dodgers still having Trevor Bauer

[slate burrow]

Strider is ass

Dude gives up way too many HRs

[lean dust]

A grape kickstart to start morning off right

[sharp spruce]

drink celsius

[lean dust]

I’m to skinny already

[sharp spruce]

lol

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/negan-twd-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-negan-baseball-bat-gif-15149580178865461111

[lunar patio]

goodmorning unc @lean dust

[finite dock]

How yall doing

[valid mortar]

gmgm

[lean dust]

Morning gang

[dry flare]

morning yall

[valid mortar]

hmmm i might grill up a fish for breakfast

lol

[dry flare]

love the sound of that

or smoked salmon

[valid mortar]

mmm

it's actually opal eye

[dry flare]

you caught it yourself?

[valid mortar]

catch it, gut it, dehydrate a tiny bit

yeah

[dry flare]

nice

nothing better than true fresh fish

[valid mortar]

vacuum pack and eat when i want to ha

man, i miss living in texas a bit

we used to catch red fish, cut it up on the coastline, eat sashimi

grill some bait shrimp

lol

[fast berry]

Mornin yall.

[dry flare]

morning kanoke

[fast berry]

I think I'm pairing my promo with Gaus/Skenes/Greene

They better not gatekeep fantasy lol

[lunar patio]

bro sameeee

wtf you tryna sweat w me ?

i’m fade gaus

going w matchups w hunter and paul respects coin

[finite dock]

promo today?

[fast berry]

Nah just the gunnar promo i saved

[lunar patio]

free square

[finite dock]

i think we rarely go 2 days without a promo or discount

[finite dock]

other than that

[dry flare]

isnt a discount a type of promo?

[fast berry]

Gona do houk instead of gaus

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-4439279616571508647

Oh

[civic epoch]

skenes for 10 k’s

[finite dock]

well i would think promo is like a promotion for something like gunnar is for the home run derby

[dry flare]

theyre both promos tho

[celest slate]

Skenes FS up for 2 seconds then gone

[dry flare]

it will be back and 2 points higher

[subtle prism]

how u like gore under fantasy?

[fast berry]

Big promo day!

And other fantasy pairings

[copper epoch]

Promo slip looks Nice

[civic epoch]

y’all quick asl omg

[hasty patio]

Yall like Gomber over on PO’s?

[copper epoch]

All these lines gone

[royal wedge]

Where Paul fantasy

Ion even see it

[amber wren]

all that shi disappeared asap

so annoying

[royal wedge]

Damn

I can’t even

Everything finna be high asl

[fast berry]

Idk why they even drop fantasy if it's pulled 5 seconds later. I got to work early so I could spam refresh

[royal wedge]

Real shit

[weak stag]

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[finite dock]

i think its just me but i like fp frl

[copper epoch]

Depends on the team for me because these pitchers be needing run support like a mf unless they getting Ks

[fast berry]

Fantasy is up on PP

[subtle prism]

they all high on there already lol

[hasty patio]

Aren’t there lines always up the night before?

Or I’m trippin

[fast berry]

Fantasy pitcher came up like 5 mins after UD dropped

Free goblins on PP are fried outs and angel reese 9.5 boards

[subtle prism]

what yall think abt that

[copper epoch]

Skenes FP 45 on PP. Ain't no way

[royal wedge]

UD finna copy them

[copper epoch]

And bro got him at 38 wtf

[royal wedge]

Ngl I rather go with ks if it that high

[copper epoch]

Facts

[subtle prism]

i’m lowkey gonna take him under if he gets bumped higher than 45 lol

44 now

[onyx marten]

Going under on Skenes is scary as shit

[native yarrow]

Where tfff is skenesss FS? And Greene?

Drop that shit UD

[lunar patio]

nah they not

[lunar patio]

ofc i missed it

[amber wren]

It’s gonna be like a couple points lower

So like 42 max

[lunar patio]

how tf i missed it man

how is it even gone already

underdog is so bad

[humble jungle]

i was so close to pressing submit with skenes but it turned red

[pliant gust]

One day we going to see reduced payout fantasy points

[subtle prism]

lmao😭

[humble jungle]

so we gon have to switch apps

[amber wren]

Bro ong i kept refreshing it at 8:20 and i didn’t even see it

[patent moon]

Luis fs vs Angels??

[subtle prism]

yes

[native yarrow]

They gonna bring back all FS lines?

Or there gone for today?

[amber wren]

They should be back

[native yarrow]

They tryna play us

Cmon now UD

Don’t be Like PP now

[copper epoch]

I didn't know they even put them up. They snatched it so quick

[native yarrow]

So quick Bro. I ain’t even know either

Like damnnnnn UD working this morning 😂😂

[subtle prism]

lowkey skenes sleeper fantasy is nice

[amber wren]

I think they’re waiting for pp to reduce their line from 44 a bit

And then they’ll put up theirs

[rare mulch]

Df?

[humble otter]

Ts finna hit😭

[meager tinsel]

Ud need to fucking stop this reduced lines shit

Every fucking line be reduced shit is od

[rare mulch]

Paul at 41 FP

Discounts !

Like the post

[onyx marten]

Sum light 😮‍💨

[glacial oriole]

I’m saving my Gunnar promo until sunday to use

[meager tinsel]

Gonna be hard to find a pair with them having the whole board reduced lines 😂

[finite dock]

YESSSS

I love Underdog

[scarlet crow]

Omg promo?! Let’s gooooo (ima chalk anyways)

[finite dock]

Shitty poop picks would never do this

[glacial oriole]

It’s just going to be reduced lines

[dry flare]

pp socials is all about using influenecers to attract signups

[finite dock]

“Megan Thee Stallions Summer League Picks!”

[subtle prism]

full send light tail🤞

[meager tinsel]

To be fair ud socials is getting us to spam likes for shitty promos usually

[dry flare]

is it sad that i cant even tell if this is real or a joke

[finite dock]

Not even kidding they used to have Megan Thee Stallions picks

Also like 21 Savage

[rare mulch]

All be sweaty

[meager tinsel]

Rubi rose picks> Megan thee stallions picks

[rare mulch]

Ong the glaze they do

[dry flare]

because she knows ball. tbh she probably did better than stephen a smith picks

[finite dock]

I know they did Lil Uzi

[humble otter]

It’s finna hit

[finite dock]

For sure she knows ball 😉

[rare mulch]

And I fall for it everytime. Never won ds

Never won a giveaway in my life

😂😂😂

Exactly

[scarlet crow]

Cause it’s rigged

[dry flare]

its so little money to them they could do it legit and not even care

[rare mulch]

Pairing promo with this. Hopefully Luis don’t get bumped too bad

[lilac gull]

You guys like Brandon Nimmo o8 hitter fantasy score and Shohei Ohtani hitter fantasy o9.5?

[dry flare]

CJ gone cold?

[rare mulch]

So I withdraw all my money from my bank and drop it on this

[rare mulch]

Brotha ass

[humble otter]

Hy you gon hit Fs

[sand temple]

Everyone wake up! It’s Kevin GAUSMAN DAYYYY

[glacial oriole]

Worst lineup ever (Salty nats fan because we’ve sucked the past 2 weeks)

[main onyx]

cuhh

yelich O 1.5 Hrr ?

still cant send pics innis bih

[subtle prism]

paul at 41.5

[finite dock]

Is Tanner an ace

[finite dock]

just yap a little more

[rare mulch]

Something of dat nature

[fast berry]

UD Twitter needs likes

[glacial oriole]

He just had a really good game vs the A’s last time

6 Innings
3 Hits
0 runs allowed
10 strikeouts

[rare mulch]

I thought we only did this for skenes

[pliant gust]

Forgetting Sale

[finite dock]

It was posted 11 minutes ago and has 600

[dry flare]

try nw

[dry flare]

its ok the number they were thinking of was 23

[finite dock]

thought 69

[dry flare]

420

[finite dock]

or 999

[meager tinsel]

Can't wait to see what dumb ass shit my job has me do today 🥳

[finite dock]

“1 like = 1 promo”

[humble jungle]

clean gutters

[sand temple]

My goat Kevin is also included

[humble jungle]

you doing over fs or what

[meager tinsel]

Id leave in a heartbeat

[sand temple]

I’m doing o 6k

[humble jungle]

lmfao ya my job be making me do the dumbest sht when we not busy like wtf

[main onyx]

yelich or gunz hrr ?

wit dat

[scarlet crow]

Gotta act busy so they don’t give you dumb ass work

[meager tinsel]

It never fails for them to piss me off the first 15mins of my shift 😮‍💨I need to move to Vegas and do moneyline fulltime

[lean dust]

First time ever I missed pre bumps

I texted my dad back n it cost me

Went to submit and tanner and hunter were gone

[scarlet crow]

Where the big boy fliff parlays at

[lean dust]

What I have for the day

Good luck everyone

[scarlet crow]

Flaherty gon cook today

[hushed ginkgo]

His line on sleeper 5.5 k

[sand temple]

Fck off they took off Nestor pitching outs when I’m seconds away from placing it

[lean dust]

I’m guessing no one read the recent news on Jack

That shit don’t make u guys nervous ?

Guys r wild

[soft stirrup]

What?

[lean dust]

Need injections in his back,

Hopefully it’s feel alright

[hushed ginkgo]

He took 2 weeks off

[sand temple]

Hooray!! They lowered the payout now

[royal wedge]

So it’s a void or somethin

[lean dust]

No he playing

Just idk if back will hold up

[dry flare]

hes playing just playing at less than 100%

[lean dust]

It’s just dicey in my opinion

[royal wedge]

Oh

[lean dust]

Just read recent news

[main onyx]

just prolly not 100%

[royal wedge]

So he chalk my slip

[lean dust]

U need injections in ur back

[dry flare]

id wait a game personally

[lean dust]

That ain’t good

[royal wedge]

Good to know

[lean dust]

Backs r no joke

It supports everything u do

[short harness]

what along with this hunter greene pick

[hushed ginkgo]

As long as he cover the 5k I’m good

[sand temple]

They injected steriods🔥🔥 we good he’s feeding families today

[royal wedge]

Paul is at 41.5 fantasy

[lean dust]

That’s why he been selling everyone lately

Backs flares up

[short harness]

41 bro holy shit

[hushed ginkgo]

He easily covers 42

[rare mulch]

Is it not always that high lol?

[hushed ginkgo]

Pitching 7 innings

[rare mulch]

The last couple starts

His first career start line was at 33

[dry flare]

all i see is FP for every pitcher going up every damn day

[rare mulch]

Luis got bumped down!

[unique hare]

Skol cheats dude has em like 8 points below everyone

[rare mulch]

34.5—>34.0

[hushed ginkgo]

That’s the easiest thing to hit in my opinion

[rare mulch]

It depends

[fast berry]

It's not fair but I got the first skenes line today too. They must have automatic triggers to take the prop down

[sand temple]

Why is everyone taking gore u6.5 K

[vivid lotus]

Do we think skenes gets 8?

[rare mulch]

Because Austin props did 😂😂

Shi is community

[sand temple]

Just wait for his discount it’s the most obvious skenes discount ever

[dawn urchin]

Thoughts from the baseball guys?

[lilac gull]

Solid slip?

[unique hare]

New nrfi

[fast berry]

Seems to be a hitters month lol

[dawn urchin]

THEY HAVE SO FEW NRFI

[finite dock]

Does anyone know what hand Josh Bell bats with

[unique hare]

Too early prolly

[dawn urchin]

They are taking my fun away silk

[scarlet crow]

Why

[dawn urchin]

I don’t have Emma or Tommy as well

[unique hare]

Its all potatofishs fault

He is solely responsible for lines

[dawn urchin]

…. I even bet on USA VS CANADA BASKETBALL GAME YESTERDAY

[dry flare]

i said to the owner of UD, look at what tinman and silk are betting, we got to stop this

[unique hare]

Youre the reason i couldnt bet in cali too i know it

[unique hare]

I missed it just know embiid fouled out

[dry flare]

yeah i talked to lawmakers there and said, really? you dont want UD legal here

[dawn urchin]

…. Literally EVERYONE WENT UNDER

[unique hare]

Reaper keeps trying to get back in help the guy😂

[dry flare]

wait really?

i thought he was back i coulda swore i saw him chatting like a day ago

[unique hare]

Yeah i send him the sign up sheets lol

[unique hare]

Said he rejoined and got banned before he could even send a message lol

[dry flare]

what was his username?

[hushed ginkgo]

Lmaoo the whole game was under I was mad asf

[unique hare]

He says he'll be good

[lean dust]

That dude was annoying

[unique hare]

Hey if i changed he can change

[lean dust]

Ain’t gonna lie

[unique hare]

*angry

😂

[scarlet crow]

He back?

[unique hare]

They got him locked up for life i think

[dry flare]

is that his main account of the account he used to evade the ban?

[unique hare]

Main

[dry flare]

btw ban evading is liable to get his IP banned by discord

[scarlet crow]

Why don’t he just make a new account

[dry flare]

esp on a big server like this

[unique hare]

I GOT MY IP BANNED 😂

Tried to ban evade that shit didnt work lmao

[dawn urchin]

…. Don’t mess with the mods is my guess?

[unique hare]

Tennis mods

[dawn urchin]

Silk vs tennis mods

[dry flare]

yeah its a dangerous game esp if you are a repeat offender because once you have multiple accounts flagged discord can ban you

[unique hare]

He just missed you guys that much

[dry flare]

well i looked at his account ban, i cant undo it he was banned for serious stuff. my advice to him would be to stop trying to evade that ban because thats only going to make it worse. then try DMing edward in like a month or something lol

[dawn urchin]

I just noticed this but potato’s picture is a hedgehog & his name is a fish. I’m slightly disappointed his picture isn’t a fish

[unique hare]

Yeah i told him do what i did and write a polite support ticket

[dawn urchin]

*nicely worded support ticket

[fast berry]

Wait today is 7/11 day

Free slurpies?

[unique hare]

(I will not call the tennis mod stupid)

Oh no vekic is about to get broken

Help tinman

[dawn urchin]

I went once it sucked giant lines

[dry flare]

yeah but even if he talkes to support hes still got to face the discord commander and chief who banned him in the first place

[dawn urchin]

You have her over?

[unique hare]

Big bread?

[unique hare]

Ml

[dry flare]

✅

[dry flare]

and i gotta say, the stuff in the ban notes... i dont think it will be easy to convince him to unban

[unique hare]

Fritz hit

[unique hare]

😂

I know man lmao dude was a dick

[dry flare]

talkin about a guy already given multiple chances and who has tried to evade a ban multiple times

[dawn urchin]

She got this

[fast berry]

Dang I was already plotting a slurp-crawl

[unique hare]

She, got broken

[dawn urchin]

Thankfully it’s 3-3 & she’s not down

[unique hare]

Yeah i still believe

[dawn urchin]

….Slurp-crawl

[dry flare]

yeah i didnt mind the guy all that much but i bet if you took a poll from everyone in the community he would get denied

[unique hare]

Hey i had to try lol

[dawn urchin]

Are you proud of me silk? I didn’t bet on any tennis this morning

#growth & #maturity

[unique hare]

Good lol

Shitty day to bet on tennis

(i got two slips)

[dawn urchin]

Tomorrow is the good games?

[unique hare]

Good for entertainment not betting wise tho

Semi finals for the guys

[dawn urchin]

Vekic about to go up

[unique hare]

Shhhhh

Jinxed it

Nvm

Yay

[finite dock]

Discount drops at noon

[scarlet crow]

Need it

[weary hare]

Switch hitter

[rare mulch]

Alr I’m going to sleep

[dire crown]

Lock it in

[hard mist]

🤔

[dire crown]

Not even gonna start sending yall the fluff slips

[sacred oyster]

We pour up 4s

We smoke on dopee

All the way from morning till nightttt

[unique hare]

@dawn urchin uh oh

[amber wren]

SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHIT

SSS

SSS

SSS

[royal wedge]

It’s chalk anyway🤞🏾(I’m hatin)

[amber wren]

SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHIT

[lyric cradle]

any green slips I can tail?

[unique hare]

@dawn urchin you did this

[lyric cradle]

i know paul supposed to be free today

[dawn urchin]

YOU MADE TOMMY & EMMA LOSE

[unique hare]

I BET ON EM TO WIN

Which is prolly why they lost you got me

[dawn urchin]

SOMEONE TELL VEKIC TO WAKE TF UP

[royal wedge]

Wait Tommy lost?

What the fck TinMan

[unique hare]

If she gets broken here im fucked

[dawn urchin]

YES MY GOAT TOMMY PAUL

He became a doormat for Carlos

[royal wedge]

Smh silk

Can’t believe this

[dawn urchin]

@unique hare JASMINE HAS 4 ACES?!! WTF her line for aces is always so low

[twin socket]

Are we cooked?

[dry flare]

weird pair

[finite dock]

We are @twin socket

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/aaahh-shit-idiot-lol-fuck-gif-12700284

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-hawktuah-hawktuahgirl-gif-15405851352260155169

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/inside-out-anger-characters-gif-25501912

[scarlet crow]

W movie

[lean dust]

Why r nesters outs a pepper ?

[dry flare]

1.05x the mildest of spicy

[sand temple]

Because everyone literally betting under💀

[lean dust]

May the best man win

[stiff turret]

Do you guys like skrenes 8ks today

[scarlet crow]

When’s the discount

[dry flare]

has he really hit 34/46? his nba picks were 💩

[lean dust]

We suppose to face this dude

My gut telling me to go over

[dry flare]

damn maybe he should stick to mlb then

[sand temple]

Surprisingly he’s a good mma bettor

[finite dock]

12

[dry flare]

i was close

what players are 19?

[twin socket]

Old?

[dry flare]

current

for the discount

[craggy pendant]

Morning fam! What is slate looking like today?

[glacial oriole]

That’s why i took the 5K’s instead of fantasy points

• it will just push if he gets exactly 5

[abstract citrus]

Rise and get this money my beautiful people. Let’s kill Vegas today

[craggy pendant]

There is usually a special code. Not sure where the post that ( Twitter maybe?)

[finite dock]

who’s the community pitcher

[scarlet crow]

Skenes

Watch he gon be the discount

[faint chasm]

Hope not

[scarlet crow]

Original line under>discount

[finite dock]

Skenes 6.5 Ks

Calling it

[abstract citrus]

So much early baseball. Omg I’m in love

[finite dock]

For you filthy californians

[faint chasm]

Yeah it’s 809

I like it when they play at 8 am, even better

[dry flare]

is my theory of a discount for player number 19 no good?

[finite dock]

We have to wait till 6 most days

[craggy pendant]

I have a travel tourney at Lakepointe today as well for my sons 17U team....my favorite type of day!

[scarlet crow]

Depends. Who wears 19

[finite dock]

Holy Unc

[dry flare]

idk

[faint chasm]

I hope there’s 0 wnba

Discounts

[abstract citrus]

Aye man wouldn’t you still consider this early baseball? 1pm still early asl for east coast

[craggy pendant]

If there are just stay away (unless they are 0.5s)

[finite dock]

That’s lunchtime bro

You get to wake up and how baseball

[devout sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/ayo-ayo-what-the-fuck-what-the-fuck-gif-16592310

[abstract citrus]

You right. Im blessed.

https://tenor.com/view/grateful-excited-happy-yay-oh-my-god-gif-8025270538174839205

[craggy pendant]

WASH/METS wind 15 mph out to LCF

[prisma oak]

Cortes Under 17.5 PO 🧐

[finite dock]

i wouldn’t even bet on cortes today

his shit is so up and down

[prisma oak]

yea it’s been mixed

[abstract citrus]

I bet on his po. They aren’t bumped on pp yet

I know makes me so upset. When I seen Ohtani get a single first AB and Ramos hit my line I could of made an extra $50 if I just fucking took Ohtani

Adley on the ban list

https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-yoshi-mario-discord-gif-12444703281338986867

[dry flare]

are you allowed to take all the discounts or only 2?

[abstract citrus]

All

[subtle prism]

kelsey and adley blew me froom $100 lol

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-anger-pixar-inside-out-aaah-gif-5628546

https://tenor.com/view/gerbert-muppet-fire-rage-angry-gif-9204072873772079403

I’m cashing out today

[prisma oak]

I still have this Henderson HR promo haven’t used yet

[finite dock]

I’m crashing out today

[scarlet crow]

Same idk what to pair it with

[abstract citrus]

I will not be.

I refuse

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-barking-angry-dog-awooga-barking-bark-gif-26891827

[abstract citrus]

That’s my finances holding me back from placing more slips

[amber wren]

Yooo guys

When’s the discount dropping

Is it noon est?

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/nextfriday-salute-mike-epps-duck-face-yes-sir-gif-7784966

Great I’m working during such an amazing baseball slate

Ayo what they mean by this?

[prisma oak]

watcha got cooking

[dry flare]

means they will drop a free square if 100 people post a vid of themselves hitting a homer ig

[abstract citrus]

Ohh ok

[finite dock]

yay 5 dollar special🥳🥳

[abstract citrus]

Lmao damn

[abstract citrus]

wtf lol

[abstract citrus]

A lot there’s so much today

[finite dock]

hit streaks

[abstract citrus]

Got one person on this list think you can guess who?

[finite dock]

no

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/forgive-me-your-majesty-reynolds-queen-charlotte-a-bridgerton-story-i'm-sorry-your-majesty-my-apologies-your-majesty-gif-8363577962880655078

[finite dock]

Ramos?

Bregman?

Gunnar?

[abstract citrus]

Second guess nice

Bregman gonna smash today

[finite dock]

what u pairing for the discount

[abstract citrus]

Discount?

[scarlet crow]

Who wears #19

[dry flare]

guess we'll find out in a few minutes

[unique hare]

Doing all this for 5 bucks entry

Meanwhile ud giving out promos for discord reactions

[craggy pendant]

Rolling with this one on UD

[dry flare]

pp is late-stage company. growth is over now its all about squeezing their userbase

[unique hare]

Schwarber back putting a dollar on a homer

[abstract citrus]

UD up

[dry flare]

19 likes vs 100 people posting a video of themselves hitting a hr...

[finite dock]

@finite dock hey cutie guess who gets cfa today🥳🥰

[unique hare]

If i hit a homerun and chalk my special im hitting someone with the bat

[finite dock]

24 mile drive🥰

always

holy shit

bro i been eating for free

all you gotta do is complain even when the food is good

say like “my nuggets were very dry and inedible”

you always get a free sandwich, nuggets, or cookie

[abstract citrus]

Damn that’s my dad b day lol

Ima force him to do it

[sand temple]

WhERes tHE DiSCoUNT ITs 12

[dense mantle]

What’s that

???

Ohh okay