┆⚾・baseball

[dry flare]

theres just no reason to act like this

[scarlet crow]

The taller you are the more body weight you have which typically equates to being stronger
(I have no idea btw I’m just chatting)

[abstract citrus]

Wow really need a book to figure that one out

[unique hare]

Oh you guys wanna see a long limb?

[oak quail]

https://tenor.com/view/nariukiyo-dj-khaled-stop-wait-chill-gif-23353785

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/bonjour-gif-26159676

[dawn urchin]

WHAT ABOUT ME?!?

[scarlet crow]

You’re so gay
(Yes)

[lunar patio]

PRESH IT TWIN

[abstract citrus]

Weird tbh

[unique hare]

The specialest

[dry flare]

ever time ober pitches 😂

[dawn urchin]

Especially when it comes to chalking slips before I even wake up

[abstract citrus]

Zeke need to be in the league

[finite dock]

Fedde dude sucks

Fedde shitting the bed love to see it

[oak quail]

@finite dock I wasn’t tryna explain all the metrics about height being an advantage to throwing hard thank you for the quick and easier explanation

[scarlet crow]

I shit the bed this morning

[finite dock]

💯

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-pooping-poop-emoji-pooping-meme-poop-in-gif-12246244508030698274

[rare mulch]

Nolan hit a Homer?

[finite dock]

Fedde going through it

[abstract citrus]

Is bro done being weird or what

[finite dock]

homeboy fighting for his life

[rare mulch]

Bro I forgot to put Nolan in my slip OMFG

@empty moss Nolan Homer

[marble mirage]

😂

fedde

[azure nebula]

Fedde 😭😭

[finite dock]

Correa really him

Please tell me none of us took Fedde

absolutely not

Ober about to have run support

Correa has an 11 game streak

[bleak tiger]

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[marble mirage]

hes getting slapped

[finite dock]

Is Ober a strikeout pitcher

[marble mirage]

kinda

[lean dust]

Agaisnt bad teams

Teams with play discipline he can struggle

[finite dock]

so he cooking the CWS

least obvious sac fly run incoming

[finite dock]

CWS strike out the 8th most in the league against RHP

[abstract citrus]

I did but under 🙉

[finite dock]

oh nah he about to walk another guy

[lean dust]

I think his strikeouts will b sweaty be he should clear by one

[finite dock]

take his ass out rn

[finite dock]

Under what? Hits allowed?

[abstract citrus]

Lmao fuck no Ks

[finite dock]

Fantasy probably

Fedde going 1.1

Nuke under PO

[azure nebula]

Bases loaded

[azure nebula]

Let’s go

[thorn lantern]

You think judge hitting his fantasy?

[finite dock]

“Miranda 440’ No Doubter Grand Slam”

mound visit already

When was the last time the White Sox were good

0

[marble mirage]

fedde aint even gonna make it 3 innings

[dense mantle]

DAM FEDDE

[wanton heron]

has everyone used their gunner promo already?

[oak quail]

No

[marble mirage]

twins are cookin him'

[dense mantle]

Bases loaded and no outs

[marble mirage]

max patience and foul ball hitting

[dense mantle]

Grandslam incoming

[finite dock]

it’s nice watching a team not be fraudulent

[dense mantle]

I’m waiting on the notification lmao

[wanton heron]

yea

[slate burrow]

Feddee getting shit on

[finite dock]

He boutta get an RBI Walk😭😭😭😭

[abstract citrus]

Bitch ass Benintendi didn’t play today wow

[slate burrow]

2-0 bases loaded I’m crying

Pull fedde

[thorn lantern]

This is the second week straight I went over on judge on fantasies . You can tell how that ended up for me 😂

[slate burrow]

If fedde somehow gets out of this he’s the goat

[finite dock]

hope no one took NRFI today

Four pitch RBI Walk is wild

[abstract citrus]

Another walk about to happen

[wanton heron]

im tryna get more links i need some today

[slate burrow]

Nah he fouled off pitch 3

With

What

Miranda fly out with no runs

😭😭

[finite dock]

Santana better send that shit to the moon

[slate burrow]

Double play will feed generations right here

[slate burrow]

Nah do

DP

I need it

[lean dust]

Feede under strikeouts looking gooooooooood

[finite dock]

I don’t know why you would bet NRFI with the CWS

no way Fedde gets out of this

you aren’t Chris Sale bro sit down 😭😭😭

[finite dock]

lowkeyyy

[slate burrow]

COOK

FEDEE COOOKK

K

2 OUTS

[finite dock]

oh nah

[finite dock]

did I jinx the Twins?

[dense mantle]

It wouldn’t be the first time in 24hours you jinxed some shit

[slate burrow]

BANGGGG

[finite dock]

😭

[slate burrow]

CMON OBER

DONT GET SMASHED

[finite dock]

bases loaded with 0 outs

and you couldn’t bring anyone home 😭

[azure nebula]

Wow

[finite dock]

Challenging

Nevermind

[oak quail]

There goes the inning

[finite dock]

OBER TOME

[finite dock]

half the inning

[wanton heron]

Well he got out of it so NRFI is still alive😂

[oak quail]

And ober chalk fest is underway

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/cQ972X7d6q8.gif

[dense mantle]

@finite dock jinx

[finite dock]

Twins are frauds

[green yarrow]

min ass

[worn cloud]

Fedee is horrible

[dense mantle]

CHILLLL BRO

CHILLL

[finite dock]

Can’t score in a bases loaded 2-0 count 0 outs

😭

[dense mantle]

THIS WHOLE CHAT IS ON OBER LMAOOO

CHILL @finite dock

[dry flare]

yes

[worn cloud]

They better pull Fedee

[finite dock]

I got him on my slips too

[green yarrow]

i got the under

[azure nebula]

Mf better not say shit 😭😭

[tropic dome]

reversing ober this fuckery is not going to last today

[green yarrow]

i waited till these lines got bumped and took under

[dry flare]

chat spent two days putting sale on every slip and then two days putting ober on every slip

[green yarrow]

i took sale under

bro chalked me

[dry flare]

under what?

[green yarrow]

fantasy

[azure nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[finite dock]

Ober he’s not going to chase that

[slate burrow]

No Ober 😭😭😭

He’s gonna get cooked

[finite dock]

OBER PLEASE

[dense mantle]

😭😭😭😭😭

[dry flare]

figured but didnt want to assume

[slate burrow]

White Sox ML lock it in

[tropic dome]

YES OBER SELL

[finite dock]

First AB walk

Gotta be joking

[dense mantle]

@finite dock jinx man

[green yarrow]

LFGG OBER

[finite dock]

why u afraid to throw in the zone against TOMMY PHAM

[green yarrow]

put this tall bum in the nba

[finite dock]

Lakers need a center

[subtle prism]

nice

[green yarrow]

double play

[dense mantle]

LFGGGG DP

LFGGG

[slate burrow]

DP LFGGGGG

[green yarrow]

🤦🏿

[slate burrow]

ONE MORE PLZ

IM ABOUT TO DO TRICKS ON IT

[finite dock]

least obvious K

cash NRFI

[slate burrow]

IPO

[finite dock]

but an unholy sweat

[glacial oriole]

pop up

[dense mantle]

I want them to trade for Kessler

[subtle prism]

10 pitch nice

[slate burrow]

Wow bro

[finite dock]

Ober Ks is chalked

Rip

[slate burrow]

I had 2.5k on that nrfi im sweating rn

What a sweat

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-coffin-meme-rip-gif-16909625

[tropic dome]

i thought seager was getting a hit last night🤔

[vestal sparrow]

bro it’s the 1st inning

[dense mantle]

Go play the lottery…..BASES LOADED no outs!

[pine jungle]

Ohtani is gonna hit a HR tonight to right field 🫡 see yall at the bank

[finite dock]

how many more you got?

[dense mantle]

Most definitely

[finite dock]

I know you didn’t slam $2.5K on the CWS NRFI 😭😭😭

too early to say chalk???

[primal mountain]

please marsh, no more earned runs

[oak quail]

And we love leadoff walks

[dry flare]

🙏

[jaunty crater]

Ober chopped

[primal mountain]

Not according to the community

[haughty trench]

NRFIS hot today 👀

[finite dock]

Sale had 1 K in the first inning yesterday and finished the game with 9

[dry flare]

i was going to make a later game mlb post but if this chalks im just moving on to golf

[primal mountain]

Ober's gonna roast the White Sox

[dry flare]

✅

[finite dock]

can’t believe I jinxed the Twins

[dense mantle]

Who let you cook?

[finite dock]

said this and they started falling apart 😭

[worn cloud]

Pull bum ass Fedde plzzzz

[wet mural]

UD DROP PROMOS BROOO

LIKE DAMNN

[finite dock]

feels like I’m watching the O’s/Dodgers/Yankees

[wet mural]

we have to wait till monday for a $10 promo

[marble mirage]

we just got a free square

[jaunty crater]

When?

[marble mirage]

yesterday

[finite dock]

Gunnar HR

[wet mural]

that doesnt happen till monday

[dry flare]

did you not get the special?

[wet mural]

i did

we have wait a week

[tropic dome]

@finite dock so how your boy do last night or it was donation

[wet mural]

thats dumn

[jaunty crater]

Can’t really cash it until Monday so kinda pointless to give it to us yesterday

[finite dock]

technically wasn’t a donation cuz it was a bonus bet

[vestal sparrow]

is ober chalked

[finite dock]

Not at all

[dry flare]

just because one specific hitter didnt get a hit doesnt make this statement any less inaccurate

[marble mirage]

gives a week to find a pair

[wet mural]

its not hard finding a pair

[finite dock]

why tf is Fedde cooking

[wet mural]

i can find a pair in a minute

[jaunty crater]

True but the ppl want something they can cash quick not wait a full week in advance

[finite dock]

get this mf out of here 😭

[dry flare]

then dont use it til monday

[tropic dome]

so tovar going over hits today?

[finite dock]

Need a 2 strikeout inning from Ober

[abstract citrus]

Bro they don’t gotta give us anything mfs just complain too damn much

[wet mural]

they only drop it today because they aint gonna give any until tghen

[pliant gust]

Fedde turn up out of nowhere

[dry flare]

"i can find a pair in a minute (but i need a promo)"

[wet mural]

its free

[finite dock]

Fedde might be Sale after all

[abstract citrus]

Nobody is grateful at all

[jaunty crater]

Who’s complaining?

[wet mural]

its a $10 promo

why would i be grateful

to wait a week

[pliant gust]

Not everyone got $10

[abstract citrus]

Is this not complaining?

[finite dock]

I’m about to start complaining unless Ober throws 102 down the middle

[thorn lantern]

I’d judge cashing

Is*

[abstract citrus]

I mean they shouldn’t give us any tbh with the way we react to them

[jaunty crater]

Definitely not complaining lol

[dry flare]

seems a little like complaining

[finite dock]

why is he throwing balls against the CWS 😭

[wet mural]

thats cool then

[finite dock]

Ober K

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-ross-rozzay-funny-dance-running-man-gif-14803939

[wet mural]

they aint drop shi anyways

[finite dock]

YESS OBER

FANTASTIC GIMME 6 MORE

IPO

[abstract citrus]

Your still Gonna use the discount so

[lean dust]

Ceede under strikeouts not looking goooooooooood

😂

[finite dock]

I almost said something but refrained

[wet mural]

what discount

[finite dock]

to not jinx

[abstract citrus]

Gunnar…

[finite dock]

Ober finally getting confident

just keep sending them down the middle

CWS couldn’t hit a baseball if it was the size of a basketball

[dry flare]

🤣

[finite dock]

alright quick inning

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-gates-rbs-intro-rap-hip-hop-hiphop-gif-12113363228333707274

[finite dock]

I’ll take it 🔥

[tiny topaz]

Ober dealing

[lean dust]

That what my guy do

[tiny topaz]

Not a lot of Ks but he’s got quick innings

[lean dust]

Got to side job back to work

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-pump-lets-get-it-strong-train-boom-gif-15336431

[lean dust]

Tell feede to cool the f down

[abstract citrus]

Need fedde to chill

[tiny topaz]

Fr fedde needa chill

I should’ve ran him

[oak quail]

Ober gon find out really quick he can’t be too fine down the zone

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-epps-gif-9665248144316755036

[royal wedge]

Over chalk

[finite dock]

Is Ober Ks still alive? He’s on pace to go 7-8 innings

[royal wedge]

Lets goo

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-epps-gif-9665248144316755036

[finite dock]

absolutely

[tiny topaz]

20 pc 1 K 2 ip

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-epps-gif-9665248144316755036

[oak quail]

He got 1 in 2 innings he gonna needa turn up next 2 innings

But he can hit

[dry flare]

pray hes doing a "sale"

[royal wedge]

So ober not chalk than?

[finite dock]

Not yet

[tiny topaz]

Ober looks nice

For p much everything

Maybe not ask

Ks *

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-epps-dance-dont-kill-my-vibe-gif-9181661597479444463

[finite dock]

@finite dock no words necessary

[royal wedge]

Fck man

[tiny topaz]

Fedde dealing

[royal wedge]

Ik I should’ve did fedde fantasy again

[tiny topaz]

He’s going crazy

Damn

[finite dock]

calling it rn, Correa HR

[royal wedge]

Oh wait

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-ross-rozay-dancing-lit-gif-14814898

[royal wedge]

Hoop

Hold up

Fedde got 51 pc in the 3rd inning

Almost fool me

[finite dock]

drive up his pitch count Castro

[finite dock]

35 pitch first inning

alright Correa launch that shit

Somehow Fedde still gonna find a way to have 7 Ks and go 5

BANG

Correa 2/2, someone bring him home

Why is bro fantasy so low vs the nationals?

[finite dock]

Because it’s Severino

[valid mortar]

😂

[finite dock]

Shi any pitcher be doing good vs the nationals though😭

😭

that’s a dp

[lilac spindle]

Miranda

[merry thicket]

need ober to throw 7 complete

[finite dock]

Fedde at 61 in the third

alright at-least no Fedde Ks

[subtle prism]

jose mira da better get a hit

[royal wedge]

Over

[pine jungle]

Nick pivetta over 6.5ks?

[royal wedge]

Ober

Your a nasty man

I like it

[tropic dome]

looking nasty for us rn

[royal wedge]

Fck man

That should’ve been a k

He’s pc is nice tho

[wraith gorge]

Who y’all like for a homer tdy?

[dry flare]

cant stop seeing this

[finite dock]

Losing hope bro

[finite dock]

☠️☠️☠️

[subtle prism]

lol I only need one from miranda that’s all I ask 😭

[finite dock]

remember it’s a double header

Dude is the master seller of 0-2 counts

if his PC stays this low he can go 8-9

[pine jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-shoheiohtani-dodgers-bleedblue-la-gif-7759223790481998711

[pine jungle]

.

[valid mortar]

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-batman-yeah-smiles-bruce-wayne-gif-17249991

[finite dock]

Can this dude finish a 2 strikeout count? God damn

[finite dock]

he’s treating them like a good team

Ober K

[vestal sparrow]

can over get a strikeout man

[abstract citrus]

Bro needs 4 more Ks Jesus this is gonna be a sweat atleast the pc is low

[quiet pendant]

Ober K

[finite dock]

YESS OBER

[finite dock]

not a sweat, his PC is low af

just needs to get in the zone

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like Kyle freeland under Po?

[dry flare]

ober FP looking good just his Ks a bit low

[abstract citrus]

Definitely a sweat he’s got 2ks in 31 pitches by average he’s gonna finish right at 6 if he holds this pace

He needs to pick it up

[finite dock]

Assuming Ober goes 9 because of his PC, he should only need 5 more Ks in about 6 innings. We good

[abstract citrus]

Let us pray and let us eat

[finite dock]

remember his leash is long*

I’m thinking he goes 8

[abstract citrus]

It’s short? You mean long?

lol

[finite dock]

🤣

[rare mulch]

Wait this game only in the 2nd inning??😂

[abstract citrus]

I’m like fuck bro if he’s on a short leash we are fucked 😂😂😂

[finite dock]

it’s in the fourth

[dry flare]

no...

[rare mulch]

I was abt to say

[pine jungle]

Brooks Lee hr?

[finite dock]

Ober went 9 three games ago so he has a tendency

[rare mulch]

MLB should bring back the 7 inning double header rule

[finite dock]

it would make gambling so complicated

[pine jungle]

What was the rule?

[gusty topaz]

ober has a good pitcher rating tn

rn

yes

[rare mulch]

Game goes 7 innings in a double header

[pine jungle]

Yes

[finite dock]

9*

[rare mulch]

Not 9

[finite dock]

7 is guaranteed

[pine jungle]

Ohh

[finite dock]

I haven’t seen Ober throw anything above 92, if his arm is healthy I’m assuming he can go deep

[gusty topaz]

he’s going atleast 7 inning

[finite dock]

He’s on pace for 9 and he’s done it recently

[finite dock]

Pause

[rare mulch]

Oh I was talking abt something else

[quiet pendant]

This dude is almost 7 feet Jesus

[twin socket]

They don’t have dat anymore

[marble mirage]

Fedde only going 5

[rare mulch]

Is bro good at basketball

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/los-angeles-lakers-go-lakers-logo-lakers-gif-14552313654310577097

[rare mulch]

Ik

[marble mirage]

Unless he locks in

[abstract citrus]

71 pc for fedde no more KS cmon!!!

[quiet pendant]

Exactly

[quiet pendant]

Yea we need a pf

[abstract citrus]

Let’s go

Another inning down

[abstract citrus]

I need him to hit atleast 6 so he can push my line

[finite dock]

reduced value

that means normal value is 6.5K

stay faithful

[finite dock]

I need 7😭

[abstract citrus]

He either getting 6 or 7

One of those

[finite dock]

I mean he’s .9 to get 6

Should get 7

I would really like the Twins to shit on Fedde

that would be nice

need the +5 win fantasy points

[abstract citrus]

Wild how fedde got 71 pc but ober got 33 lmao

[pine jungle]

Twins need to score so Ober can allow at least a run

[abstract citrus]

Bro is doing half the work

Definitely

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

[dry flare]

twice the skill

[finite dock]

quadruple the length

Pause

[abstract citrus]

I think more than twice the skill lol

[pine jungle]

By the 7th if ober has no hits he gonna play the whole 9

[gusty topaz]

ober k

[finite dock]

Ober really him

what’s the opposite of being banned?

he’s going on the same list with Sale

[gusty topaz]

freedom

[finite dock]

YESSSS K

[karmic arrow]

yall think Nolan gonna get back on base

[dry flare]

ober standing next to a mortal

[finite dock]

Induced?

[finite dock]

he’s on my whitelist while Rodon Gil and Suarez are deep on the blacklist

[karmic arrow]

how abt instead of baseball we played freakyball

[gusty topaz]

ober k

ONG

[abstract citrus]

OBERRRRR

[gusty topaz]

2k 1 inning

OBEERRRRRR

[dense mantle]

4ks

@finite dock

[pine jungle]

Ober respects coin

[finite dock]

Bang

[tiny topaz]

Let’s go ober

[finite dock]

OBERRRRR

OBERRRR

[dry flare]

hes still under 50 pitches

[tiny topaz]

Goated

[finite dock]

BANGGGG

[abstract citrus]

Yuppp

[finite dock]

CMON 3 MORE

[abstract citrus]

We look great

[finite dock]

2 K INNING

Sale Ober Skenes on the 🐐 list

[oak quail]

Just give me a walk and we all win

[tiny topaz]

May have to add ober to the goat section

[finite dock]

Glasnow was at the top of the goat list but last two starts man 😭

[soft raptor]

@lean dust unc i appreciate you for pointing out that ober Po when i didn’t want to take it

[finite dock]

now he’s on Fraud Watch

[abstract citrus]

ARIGHT BOYS NOW WE PRAY FOR NO K FROM FEDDE

[tiny topaz]

He’s sitting in the van listening to for me rn

[finite dock]

we still got faith in ober😭

[tiny topaz]

When there is a double header. Pitching outs for first game should be free because they need to preserved their pitchers for the 2nd game

[quiet pendant]

My glorious Paul skenes how do I even begin

[tiny topaz]

Skenes lugo and Royce my goats

[soft raptor]

yea i thought he was 2nd game and misread thats why i was hesitant on it

[tiny topaz]

Ahhh igu

Yea ober is usually solid, in a double header he’s almost guaranteed 18 po

[oak quail]

Fedde K

[tiny topaz]

Damnit

Sorry brother

[oak quail]

Damn this umpire a pitcher friendly ump

[gusty topaz]

@oak quail u said sale is going under 7 strike outs

[oak quail]

Yeah I did

[finite dock]

did fedde chalk @abstract citrus

[quiet pendant]

Correa 3/3

He cooking bro

[royal wedge]

This might be fedde last inning

[abstract citrus]

Fuck fedde went over

Yup he just went over rn

[finite dock]

who would’ve thought after the 40 pitch first inning😭

[abstract citrus]

Right at 90pc

God fucking damnit

[finite dock]

Ober time

[lean dust]

I got u buddy

[oak quail]

Fedde went from chalked to free

😂

[finite dock]

Unc know something we don’t

[finite dock]

lmk who I should add

[oak quail]

He won’t be making a appearance anytime soon

He’s hurt

[lean dust]

Right now feeds a void for me

[finite dock]

broke my heart

[lean dust]

I need him to not come back out

[finite dock]

he’s on Fraud Watch

below Mitch Keller

[finite dock]

best pitchers add logan gilbert

Sonny Gray also on Fraud Watch

Ober don’t let them score off that

[glacial oriole]

White sox pitched is warming up in the bullpen

pitcher*

[gusty topaz]

kutter crawford on banned list too

[pine jungle]

What happened?

[gusty topaz]

he sold me

big time

[finite dock]

think he’s talking about On Field delay

[pine jungle]

I am

[finite dock]

Ober’s PitchCom wasn’t working

they fixed it

[dry flare]

@primal mountain 😎

[gusty topaz]

ober come on

[finite dock]

bro ober is folding

oh nah

[gusty topaz]

ong

[finite dock]

not like this

[oak quail]

just give me a walk here over

Ober

😂😂

[vestal sparrow]

ober no

[finite dock]

you can get a walk next inning

not here ☠️

[dense mantle]

Uhhh ohhhhh

[vestal sparrow]

i’m scared

[finite dock]

just get the k already

[slate burrow]

Twins are ass

[finite dock]

my hands are sweaty af

[pine jungle]

Holy shit

[finite dock]

There goes Ober going 9

Going 7 now

[slate burrow]

Ober about to pull a Fedde and have nobody score 👀

[vestal sparrow]

he gonna walk his ass

[finite dock]

he keeps fighting

[slate burrow]

I need Pallante to get this out

I got him over 18.5 POs

😭

[finite dock]

BANG

[gusty topaz]

OBER K

[finite dock]

Ober K

BANGGGG

[gusty topaz]

OBER K

[pine jungle]

Finally 🤦‍♂️

[finite dock]

2 MORE

[gusty topaz]

BANGGGGG

[finite dock]

holy fucking shit my heart man

2 MORE

[gusty topaz]

1 more

[finite dock]

nah get a double play

[slate burrow]

Let’s go pallante cash it

[gusty topaz]

1 more

[finite dock]

get two Ks next inning

[quiet pendant]

Ngl I wasn’t even nervous idk why

[slate burrow]

Ober ab to get a dp

[finite dock]

don’t let them score 🤣

[slate burrow]

Don’t sweat it

[finite dock]

GIMME 2 MORE BRO

[finite dock]

because he’s a fresh member of the GOAT list

[slate burrow]

Eloy slow ass on 1st and dejong up

[vestal sparrow]

ONE DOWN

[slate burrow]

Ground ball is auto DP

[pine jungle]

They’re about to sacrifice

[finite dock]

he needs to have ice in his veins

[slate burrow]

Ump just blessed LOL

[finite dock]

it’s the CWS

[royal wedge]

Um

[slate burrow]

that was a ball

[royal wedge]

Ober

What fck man

In play runs

[slate burrow]

Uhhhhh

[royal wedge]

Wow

[slate burrow]

Over

[gusty topaz]

fuckkkk

[slate burrow]

SAC Fly

[quiet pendant]

Sac fly

I mean that’s valid

[vestal sparrow]

NOOOOO

[finite dock]

oh thank god

[quiet pendant]

Nah at least it’s only one

[royal wedge]

Fantasy chalk

[finite dock]

it’s not over

[royal wedge]

Nvm

[finite dock]

🧢

[quiet pendant]

Absolutely not

[pine jungle]

.

[finite dock]

fym fantasy chalk 🤣

[royal wedge]

I thought it was Homer😭🙏🏾

[tiny topaz]

Chill

[royal wedge]

Chill yall

[tiny topaz]

Chillllll

[royal wedge]

Stfu

[slate burrow]

Ober still getting a QS

[tiny topaz]

Chilllllll

[slate burrow]

It’s not chalked yet

[finite dock]

sac fly was expected

[quiet pendant]

Nah I seen 370 I was like damn

[pine jungle]

It’s one score

[vestal sparrow]

let’s calm down

[pine jungle]

He still might go 7

[finite dock]

Cmon 2 more Ober

[finite dock]

He will

[royal wedge]

GET THIS K

[tiny topaz]

He’s 100% going 7

I’ll bet my savings on it

[royal wedge]

Hopefully he don’t pull a Mitchell

Fck

[gusty topaz]

fuckkkk

[royal wedge]

No m

K

[gusty topaz]

no k

let’s hope he can play next inning

[finite dock]

good shit Ober

[abstract citrus]

Just need one inning and one K to end this

[tiny topaz]

Damn no K

[finite dock]

he’s playing next inning relax

He still going 7

[vivid lotus]

Yall think that twins win?

[finite dock]

Everything is fine

[abstract citrus]

I believe so

[gusty topaz]

if they can hit some balls

[abstract citrus]

That inning was a fluke

Yes he is

[gusty topaz]

yes he is

[abstract citrus]

Bros pc is still mad low

[tiny topaz]

He’s at least going 6.1

[finite dock]

yes he is lmfao

PC in the 60s

[gusty topaz]

if any other pitcher was in that game white sox would’ve had 3 suns

runs

[finite dock]

uh oh

FEDDE GONE

[oak quail]

It ain’t that serious huh😂😂

[tiny topaz]

He’s going 6+

[bleak tiger]

70

[tacit knot]

bro said low 60s

[bleak tiger]

but yes i agree

[abstract citrus]

Should of been gone

[oak quail]

😂😂😂

[finite dock]

yes he is

[abstract citrus]

Why do you think bro gets pulled?

[finite dock]

obada called the dugout to chalk all of us

[gusty topaz]

he’s at 70 pc

[finite dock]

😭

[tiny topaz]

Low pitch count plus its a double header

[finite dock]

“pull him now”

[tiny topaz]

He’s getting 19+ po

[oak quail]

your cooked …

[finite dock]

he’s been cooking the top of the order

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-lock-in-locked-in-serious-meme-gif-13189278796605253304

[tiny topaz]

Double header w low pc

[tacit knot]

bro hes going in another inning its not debatable...

[tiny topaz]

All yall need to know

[finite dock]

and he hasn’t thrown a single pitch above 93

[finite dock]

arm can’t be tired

[oak quail]

ober let me get one more walk cuh

[finite dock]

Ober could actually go 8. I think that was his first inning where he went over 13 pitches

[finite dock]

Joey no way

[tacit knot]

^^

[finite dock]

it still cashed but damn bro 😭

[slate burrow]

Does anyone else have Miranda under or am I the only one 😭

[dry flare]

you had this?

[primal mountain]

yes

but I don't want to show you the rest of the slip that he's on

lol

[finite dock]

brother living up to his name 🤣

mf crazy for taking that line

[abstract citrus]

I hate fedde sm why do you stay in just to chalk me and leave

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/red-color-favorite-color-simon-pryce-red-wiggle-gif-15016424

[glacial oriole]

first cash

[finite dock]

Ober has had only 1 inning where he’s gone over 13 pitches. He might stay in for 8 if we lucky no need to panic yall

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-anger-pixar-inside-out-aaah-gif-5628546

[tiny topaz]

Cmon ober take us to the promise land

[quiet pendant]

Twins can get no runs today

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-amok-the-shining-kitchen-scene-freak-out-gif-22391941

[quiet pendant]

What’s going on

[tiny topaz]

Real not even cope just 100% real. They need him to eat innings for the double header

[finite dock]

I got fantasy, I’m calm as can be

[tiny topaz]

^^

[abstract citrus]

I got Ks and PO. We look good so far

[quiet pendant]

They just forgot how to hit or sum

[tiny topaz]

Even post bump he’s looking good

[finite dock]

I can easily see Ober going 7.1-7.2

would look even better if Twins offense wasn’t just Correa

[abstract citrus]

56 thousand people in this discord and I’m ranked 29… I AM A D1 YAPPER!!!

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-gif-3664239514826816233

[lunar patio]

i just see 6 family

[jolly vine]

Yap yap

[finite dock]

I’m ranked like 39

[finite dock]

how to check rank

didn’t even know you could check before last night

[abstract citrus]

You know how wtf

[quiet pendant]

Tbh I don’t even think I’m top thousand

[finite dock]

man I don’t wanna be green 😭

oh shit i yap the 15th most in the cord😭

[abstract citrus]

@finite dock top 15 lmao

[dry flare]

cute lol

[abstract citrus]

I know I know your a yapper too

[finite dock]

your an unc

[oak quail]

Joey like number 2

[primal mountain]

there's history between him and Burnes

[dry flare]

it always makes me laugh when people talk about the levels and get excited

[finite dock]

The people that were born the year Potato joined discord are in 2nd grade

[quiet pendant]

Aja Wilson is actually looking solid rn on pr

[finite dock]

3rd actually😭

[quiet pendant]

Only because she has 10 boards

In the second

[abstract citrus]

Oh I wasn’t excited I’m lowkey looking at myself in the mirror like I yap more than 56k other people in here

[dry flare]

theres not legitimately 56k people in here tho

[abstract citrus]

I was just going off the number count

[finite dock]

Ober K

[dry flare]

maybe 5k reading, less than 1k talking at least once a day

[finite dock]

holy shit he’s good

YESS OBER

[lean dust]

Feede voids

[finite dock]

1 MORE

[lean dust]

Let’s go

[finite dock]

1 MORE OBER

[dry flare]

?

[finite dock]

JUST ONE DADDY

[quiet pendant]

Yea I was finna say yea we missed a k

[finite dock]

☠️

[quiet pendant]

Ayo huh

[abstract citrus]

Ober cash Ks for me

[primal mountain]

one more K ober

[gusty topaz]

CASH OBER

[finite dock]

1 MORE OBER😭😭😭😭

[primal mountain]

unless you're going to pitch the whole game

[dry flare]

ooh 🙏 !

[quiet pendant]

He has 32 points already 😂

[lean dust]

Got lucky

[gusty topaz]

i took ober 5.5

[quiet pendant]

One more strikeout he goes over

[dry flare]

id really like to see the twins take the lead

[primal mountain]

actually...he's going over

he doesn't need the K

right?

he got the QS

[quiet pendant]

He just needs a po

[finite dock]

stfu

[quiet pendant]

I’m trippin

[finite dock]

“in play no out”

😭

[dry flare]

he should

[royal wedge]

Here we go

[finite dock]

Bullpen warming up smh

everyone stop jinxing

[royal wedge]

And he got second base

Oh lawd

[finite dock]

Ober might be done

[quiet pendant]

Marsh was finna sell and came back with 8 ks

[finite dock]

FUCK

IN PLAY RUNS

[primal mountain]

i'm shutting up now

[abstract citrus]

OBER CHILL BRO

[quiet pendant]

Oh damn

It’s over

[finite dock]

WE DID NOT JUST JINX HIM

[royal wedge]

NOOO

[finite dock]

😭

[slim cipher]

WTF

[royal wedge]

WHAT THE FUCK

[finite dock]

Yep Ober is done

Chalk

[abstract citrus]

Let him finish the innings please

[royal wedge]

ITS OVER

[finite dock]

THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING

[dry flare]

ground rule double smh

[royal wedge]

HE GETTING PULL

[abstract citrus]

Let him finish the inning!!!

[primal mountain]

lol

[slate burrow]

Chalk ober

[abstract citrus]

Let’s go no mound visit yet

[pine jungle]

Ober wtf

[quiet pendant]

It’s over still tho

[finite dock]

I’m ending it unless he goes 7

[slate burrow]

Robert himothy

[pine jungle]

I got him over 20.5 po

[abstract citrus]

Not for me it ain’t lol

[finite dock]

need a K here

[royal wedge]

He’s not

[bleak tiger]

omg

[slate burrow]

rip

[dry flare]

sometimes i think you just take every prop on the board

[hasty patio]

He’s gotta get a K

[bleak tiger]

why

why

[abstract citrus]

I’m already cashed on Ks jsut need one out for PO

[royal wedge]

I knew this shit was finna happen

It was too good to be true

[finite dock]

only 83PC

there’s a chance he goes 7

[abstract citrus]

OBER PO CASH

let’s go

[gusty topaz]

yall are cooked

[cloud dew]

ober has a chance maybe

[abstract citrus]

I cashed hehee

[finite dock]

Joey I’m blaming you if I chalk

[cloud dew]

if he plays 7

[royal wedge]

He might go 7th

[dense mantle]

Uhh ohhhh

[royal wedge]

Wait only 3 er

[primal mountain]

okay

[sick vine]

Y’all think burnes gets 5+
strikeouts ?

[oak quail]

Did he cash fabtasy ?

[primal mountain]

hang on

[dense mantle]

Bangggggg

[royal wedge]

He got QS

[primal mountain]

let me just do this to your name

[finite dock]

he can go 7

[dense mantle]

Lfgggg 1 down

[royal wedge]

He can go 7

[primal mountain]

okay

[finite dock]

He can go 7

[pine jungle]

He can go 7

[hasty patio]

😭😭😭😭

[cloud dew]

we need 1k tho

[abstract citrus]

WE GOTTA BELIEVE IN OBER

[slate burrow]

He will prob start next inning but any runners on and he gets pulled

[finite dock]

just gotta hope he gets a K

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/anything-is-possible-celtics-boston-celtics-finals-nba-finals-gif-5112037

[dense mantle]

Lfggggg

[oak quail]

3-0 lead ober is not coming back

[dense mantle]

Which one?

[pine jungle]

That’s exactly what’s gonna happen

[dry flare]

what did you do?

[abstract citrus]

I cashed on Ks and PO told you for me he was vibing

[royal wedge]

Ober is coming back

[primal mountain]

nothing on the discord server end

just my end LOL

[royal wedge]

PLEASE

[slate burrow]

Eloy, Dejong, Sosa def can get one

[dry flare]

lolol

[slate burrow]

Yeah so yall gotta hope for a quick inning

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-epps-dance-dont-kill-my-vibe-gif-9181661597479444463

[scarlet crow]

Stroman under po lock it in boys

[finite dock]

did you name me “Chalk”

[royal wedge]

that’s just racist

[dense mantle]

Lmaooo idc we cashed babyyyyy

[finite dock]

Stroman is ass 😭🙏

[royal wedge]

I know cuz he sold me😭🙏🏾

[finite dock]

now Twins want to play offense

[royal wedge]

Bum ass

[slate burrow]

Rays might be worse tho

😭

[dense mantle]

GOATONI

[craggy pendant]

Damn needed Vinny to single. Got the RBI but need 2 HRR

[royal wedge]

A HOMER

[slate burrow]

Rays have 2 hitters in their whole lineup

[finite dock]

Ober is going 7

[hasty patio]

Twins comeback this inning

[royal wedge]

WE MAY HAVE A CHANCE

[finite dock]

get 4 runs and I’ll NEVER doubt the Twins again

[cloud dew]

wallner homer is crazy

[finite dock]

People forgetting it’s a double header

[slate burrow]

Wallner HR

[dry flare]

wait if twins take the lead this inning ober gets the W

[finite dock]

They save everyone for the second game

[quiet pendant]

They won’t

[slate burrow]

NGA Wallner hitting like .080 hitting HRs

Crazy

[scarlet crow]

How does a double header work

[quiet pendant]

(Reverse jinx)

[finite dock]

I can cope

[rare mulch]

lol ober chalked ?

[finite dock]

two games in one day

[edgy shore]

Is there any promo today?

[royal wedge]

Yes

[finite dock]

so Pitchers go further than usual

[quiet pendant]

Nah they trash

[scarlet crow]

Same players?

[finite dock]

yes

[dry flare]

need a prayers rn

[finite dock]

☠️

[quiet pendant]

Yea except pitchers

[royal wedge]

Even his 33.5 is chalked😭🙏🏾

[slate burrow]

Yes but sometimes they get subbed in the 2nd game

[rare mulch]

Bro always dat one pitcher

Every day

[scarlet crow]

Wtf that’s crazy

[rare mulch]

Lmao

[slate burrow]

Double headers are weird if the 2nd game is a blowout then it’ll get weird

[tiny topaz]

Blame all of yall for ober chalk

[scarlet crow]

So batters might be tired so under on batters?

[tiny topaz]

Jk

[rare mulch]

Ober great choke job

[finite dock]

if they even release lines

[cloud dew]

bruhh ober aint choke yet

[tiny topaz]

Ober isn’t completely chalked yet

[royal wedge]

He did

[pine jungle]

I gotta gut feeling Ober is gonna get subbed before the 7th

[finite dock]

Ober went 103 last game

[slate burrow]

You’ll probably only be able to get lines on the book

[cloud dew]

if ober gets 1k

[tiny topaz]

He’s only at 84 pc

[cloud dew]

and plays inning we cash

[soft raptor]

do yall not understand it’s a very high chance ober gets back in

[royal wedge]

If he doesn’t finished the 7th then we are cooked😭🙏🏾

[finite dock]

fr

guys it’s a double header, 84PC

[lunar patio]

damn unc

[slate burrow]

Only 1 run tho he’s getting hit a lot today

[dry flare]

i think ober at least pitches 6.1

[abstract citrus]

Can you put me over Mr.Ober? I’ll sacrifice OBA to you

[slate burrow]

Ober going back in like 75% chance

[finite dock]

agreed

[soft raptor]

his pc will be 100 this game

[rare mulch]

Good thing u didnt bet the win told, white Sox are a professional mlb team.

[finite dock]

@finite dock you my human sacrifice 🙏

[lunar patio]

fuck @lean dust

best man win

[abstract citrus]

Same

[tiny topaz]

Sacrifice his obussy

[royal wedge]

I do some things for this shit to hit

[finite dock]

glad I didn’t 🤣

[slate burrow]

That or white Sox get on base and then he gets pulled

[meager tinsel]

Yo any mods in here ? We need a racist packed up in wnba chat

[lunar patio]

wdf nephew

[abstract citrus]

Brb gonna draw a pentagram on the floor rn

[abstract citrus]

Got you

[royal wedge]

YOOO

[vestal sparrow]

ober sold

[tiny topaz]

Lmfaooo

[vestal sparrow]

37.5

i’m done

[tiny topaz]

Not yet

[rare mulch]

What is he saying

[vestal sparrow]

unless he go back

[rare mulch]

Over chalked 37.5 probably

[finite dock]

he’s going back

lmfao

[lunar patio]

calm down he might come back out

[finite dock]

Ober is going back in

we need a K

[lean dust]

If he finishes next inning he cashes with a as

qs

[rare mulch]

We don’t need a K we jus need 3 outs

[lean dust]

If gives up no runs

[soft raptor]

ober is back in the game

[lean dust]

My phone about to die

And I don’t even care

I gotta watch

[rare mulch]

3 outs no runs and we cash

[finite dock]

true

talking about the guys who took the bump

[royal wedge]

HE GOT PULLED

WOW

[primal mountain]

yuck

[hasty patio]

NOOOO OBER PULLE

[finite dock]

cooked

[tiny topaz]

Welp

[soft raptor]

lmao😂😂😂😂

[tiny topaz]

Ober pulled

[rare mulch]

Bro

[finite dock]

you jinxed it 😭😭😭

[lean dust]

And that’s why you don’t put the guy on multiple slips

[royal wedge]

Chalk us then leave

[tiny topaz]

We get it.

[soft raptor]

his PO cashed

[abstract citrus]

I love how baseball went over there and handled it just to come back 😂😂

[pine jungle]

Called it🤦‍♂️

[primal mountain]

And I had it RIGHT here 😭

[pine jungle]

Ts scripted ain’t no way

[royal wedge]

Welp

[finite dock]

glad I only put him on one slip

[tiny topaz]

Yall realize when someone is coping about their player selling that telling them their player is selling doesn’t help them

[royal wedge]

That means Corbin not even gonna hit then

[tiny topaz]

Same

[finite dock]

NOOOO

[lean dust]

This is a perfect example of why u don’t do multiple slips of same prop

[abstract citrus]

Well atleast we cashed Po and Pushed Ks

[primal mountain]

but that's okay, I still had the same feeling lol

[royal wedge]

Facts

[finite dock]

just say the word

[rare mulch]

Chalk the 4 man

[finite dock]

I called it

🤣

[royal wedge]

3 man is chalk

[rare mulch]

Ober jus had to give up a HR with 2 outs