┆⚾・baseball

[lean dust]

First game of a double header ober gonna have a longer leash to

[royal wedge]

We lower on Frankie?

[lean dust]

Montas as 31.5 fantasy is hilarious

[rare mulch]

I will never forgive bro after that brewers game

Used my free square on him

[lean dust]

He only averages 4 strikeouts game, if he gets one over average that’s 5 so 15 points if he pitches 6 that’s 18 plus 15 is 33

U think he giving up runs ?

[royal wedge]

I see

[lean dust]

I do and that’s if he pitches 6 and if he strikes out 5

[finite dock]

speaking of which tell your boy to do his thing today

nope

i was going insane

[pliant gust]

They don’t even have Gunnar HRR

[rare mulch]

Nb hrr

[finite dock]

like how tf you hit on TWELVE STRAIGHT then when i bet on him he doesn’t get a hit

[dry flare]

ngl, when i saw you took him for hits i went on UD and saw they would let me take his under on homers and i almost did (it was like .7x tho so i didnt)

[rare mulch]

Whole community was on him

[royal wedge]

Bryce miller

[rare mulch]

Should have faded then

[royal wedge]

Bryce seems not that bad

[finite dock]

angels are a pussy decided to walk him twice

[rare mulch]

They walked bro with 2 strikes I was dying 😂😂😂

INT walk

[lean dust]

THE NO ONE BELIEVES IN US PARLAY

IT CASHED YESTERDAY

[finite dock]

like the one game i bet on him 🤣🤣

[rare mulch]

Both pitchers pitched gems for Colorado. Lodolo was on pace until the rain delay i think reds sweep tdy

[finite dock]

we trust in big boy severino ?

[valid mortar]

angels gonna walk seager twice

[lean dust]

Wanted to do outs with him but they gate keeping

It bit me yesterday with Irvin

[finite dock]

i bet he goes on another like 20 game hit streak😭

[lean dust]

I didn’t learn my lesson

[finite dock]

throw on Ohtani walks

or Will Smith walks

[dry flare]

it could be never

[finite dock]

@twin socket WE DID IT ☘️☘️☘️☘️

[tacit knot]

is someone gonna tell them they already did play against each other or nah

[rare mulch]

SMH

[finite dock]

glad 2K has been shit since 21 so I don’t have to buy it 😂 (I’m buying it)

[rare mulch]

Dat weak ass cover

[finite dock]

better then fatty luka

[rare mulch]

Bro I could have made ds myself in like 5 mins

No effort

[dry flare]

maybe september?

[finite dock]

we did it

[rare mulch]

Shai robbed of cover

[finite dock]

shai has done nothing in his career

[finite dock]

🧢

[royal wedge]

Suck a dick

[finite dock]

I remember hearing people say Ant would be on the cover

I knew it was going to be Tatum

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

😭

[rare mulch]

What

Robbed of MVP tho

Shai had -350 odds to win cover athlete

Odds don’t mean shi

[finite dock]

I’m ngl

I hate on Tatum but he got some 🔥 chips

[finite dock]

No way you saying that over a cover athlete😭

[rare mulch]

I’m joking 😂

I made it up

[dry flare]

should be illegal to bet on stuff like this. way too many people have access to the answer before the public

[finite dock]

“How are you so healthy Andrew?”

[rare mulch]

Glaze

Wdf

If it was Lebron chips then I could agree

[fast berry]

When do they release fantasy for the second leg of double header?

[finite dock]

andrew how are you always so warm https://images.footballfanatics.com/boston-celtics/mens-fanatics-jayson-tatum-black-boston-celtics-playmaker-name-and-number-pullover-hoodie_pi3681000_altimages_ff_3681992-7e4a85d02736bcde43b9alt1_full.jpg?_hv=2&w=900

I see people betting on Donald Trump over/under 1.5 MAGAs said

[dry flare]

1.5? easy over

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-sunshine-lebron-james-sunshine-sunshine-lebron-you-are-my-sunshine-you-are-my-sunshine-gif-509896211431970290

[dry flare]

he'll say it 2 times back to back

[finite dock]

someone actually lost because he said it back to back right at the end

Donald Trump O/U 8.5 “Sleepy Joe(s)” said in the next debate

[dry flare]

speech writer took the over

[finite dock]

nuke the over 10.5 line

[quiet pendant]

Last slip for today

[finite dock]

that’s a 2.0 pepper

[dry flare]

i would take that but then id have to watch the debate myself

[finite dock]

did y’all see this

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1810845617863655437?s=46

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) on X

Donald Trump just challenged Joe Biden to a charity golf match for $1 Million and gave him TWENTY strokes

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 1:16 AM

when I saw both candidates start talking about golf handicaps during the debate I knew we were cooked

[finite dock]

Pause 😭

“gave him 20 strokes”

I got Trump -470

[rare mulch]

I’d give him 20 strokes too

I’m good at golf

(Idk what that means)

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-lol-what-confused-look-gif-14863730

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-18022495009404817544

[rare mulch]

Odds don’t mean nun. Give me Biden ML

Actually rooting for trump

[finite dock]

7.0 pepper

if we’re being fr +20 adjustment is crazy

[rare mulch]

They should let us bet on it

[finite dock]

if Biden accepts I wonder if we’ll actually be able to bet on it 🤣

[rare mulch]

Ik PP will make it a free square

Trump over strokes

[finite dock]

Pp will do it like the glizzy thing

[rare mulch]

Yeah

[dry flare]

for one round? yeah its insane but he said that knowing biden would never play him

[glacial oriole]

Hello???

[dry flare]

who?

[finite dock]

Trump -1100 to wear his red “MAGA” hat during the game

[glacial oriole]

Webb

[still cliff]

Well that’s why

[finite dock]

bait

[rare mulch]

All diddy

[finite dock]

don’t fall for it ☠️

[finite dock]

logan webb

I was so tempted to slam the under

[rare mulch]

Not free like you think

[dry flare]

oh makes sense he goes 7 almost every game

[finite dock]

and it’s favored to go over😭

[dry flare]

ngl tho, if you took that under often enough hes bound to go less than 7 once in a while 😂

[dry flare]

damn even more often than i thought

[scarlet crow]

Promo today?

[lean dust]

He pitched 7 more then 6 this year

I think or it’s 50/50 with his starts

[finite dock]

probably not

[dry flare]

yes, gunnar HR still

[lean dust]

Double check me on that

[glacial oriole]

11 Times he’s gone over that this year
8 times he’s gone under that this year

[dry flare]

alec marsh v andre pallante

[lean dust]

Bingo

[dry flare]

mid-off

[lean dust]

I like this play a lot tbh

[finite dock]

We didn’t get one last Wednesday

Gavin Stone either the toughest mf on the mound or an Italian chef serving hot and ready meatballs

as a Dodgers fan I hope it’s the former today 🤞

[lean dust]

I wanna play Sanchez and stone so bad

But they sold so hard last week

[finite dock]

I’m fading

just going to watch the game normally

[twin socket]

Dat shit be hitting

[scarlet crow]

I can’t even watch the games without betting anymore

[finite dock]

same

it’s a crippling addiction

[finite dock]

😭

[scarlet crow]

Imagine if they just banned sports betting for everyone

I’d go insane

[finite dock]

i would still find a way to bet

[dry flare]

you mean like it was before we were adults?

[finite dock]

why do you think speakeasies exist?

people will always find a way to get around a ban

[scarlet crow]

Yea but now that we got used to it idk if I could go back to not gambling

[finite dock]

how do them gambling hotlines work

what do they even tell you lol

[dry flare]

tbh i think it will get banned again in our lifetime. its only a matter of time before some players cause a major scandal betting (and i dont mean like little stuff like shohei) i mean like throwing the world series or something like that

[finite dock]

like the black sox?

[scarlet crow]

I don’t think even that would make them ban it

It’s gotten too big

[finite dock]

fr

gambling is a business

[scarlet crow]

They make so much money off it and that’s their main goal to make money

[finite dock]

they could never shut it down

[dry flare]

something of that magnitude, yeah i think something will happen again theres just so much money to be had someone will give in to temptation and cause a scandal

[scarlet crow]

Like the nba ref got caught rigging games and nothing happened

And it’s so easy now to rig certain props

[dry flare]

in nba its hella easy

[scarlet crow]

Like you can bet on fga on basketball so you can just tell a family member to bet your over and Chuck up shots all game

[finite dock]

if you’re a home plate umpire it’s very easy to rig a game

you can’t even challenge strike/ball calls

[dry flare]

how much do umps get paid?

[slate burrow]

It’s not about that it’s about the process to become an umpire

No ump is gonna rig

[finite dock]

120K - 300K

That’s for mlb

[slate burrow]

To become an ump is harder than getting into the actual mlb

[lean dust]

That’s all my plays unless something chalks early

Also I’ve been waiting for a phone call from my boss for a hour

Getting paid to sit here

[finite dock]

I feel like home plate umpires will eventually stop being utilized

[slate burrow]

You start umping minors then if you’re accurate and good then you can test up to the majors it’s a really hard process my friend is going through it rn

[finite dock]

Like you can use replay technology to make the correct call

[scarlet crow]

Being a ref is like one of the only jobs where even if you do it correctly you get yelled at

[dry flare]

if you do it incorrectly you get yelled at more tho

[slate burrow]

They should make it automatic umps like VAR and then leave the on field ones for the rest of the calls

[scarlet crow]

Robots will take over soon

[dawn urchin]

Just saying for anyone picking any Corbin props a chance of a rain delay

[slate burrow]

Nrfi free

[clever otter]

30% chance

We good

[dawn urchin]

Not touching it I sent my NRFI plays last night & 2 of them already got removed

[slate burrow]

All of mine are gone 😭

Or the odds moved way too much

[lean dust]

How about that soccer ref that got caught cheating a few years ago

[scarlet crow]

How often do you hit the nrfi plays

[lean dust]

Then reffed the US game

👀

Weird weird weird isn’t it

[slate burrow]

Don’t tail NRFIs from anyone

Those are intuition bets

[rare mulch]

The Reese parlay

[finite dock]

they should do something like this

[lean dust]

This bitch is smacking

[slate burrow]

NRFIs are the worst thing to bet if you’re trying to make profit

[dry flare]

i love a good themed slip

[dawn urchin]

It’s not something I do often on UD truthfully but it varies. Yesterday went 1-2 with some pretty bad luck

[finite dock]

the video board shows the correct call while the umpire makes the call while looking at the video board

[scarlet crow]

Wouldn’t that take too long

[rare mulch]

Looks free

[slate burrow]

@dawn urchin all off board but these are what I’m taking for NRFIs might run the twins (Ober game) and cardinals (Sonny gray game)

Reese Olson is like 16-0 for NRFI he’s a beast in the first

[finite dock]

Cubs/Orioles is risky

Adley, Gunnar, or Anthony could smack one easily

[quiet pendant]

The Tovar play 🫡

[slate burrow]

No it’s not

Imanga 14-2 (6-1 away)
Burnes 13-5 (6-4 home)

Chc 36.4%
Bal 45.4%

It’s like under 40% chance of going YRFI

And it’s raining

[lean dust]

He fucked me out of 140 last night be better not do it again

[rare mulch]

Nrfi is risky in general tho

[finite dock]

Yeah

[lean dust]

That’s the plan, ride it with me, need ur good luck

[finite dock]

I never bet on it

[quiet pendant]

Oh yea damn he had a single and rbi

[slate burrow]

They never have over 50% chance of odds unless it’s Colorado that’s a YRFI park

[finite dock]

Unless it’s like OAK/DET or sum lol

[quiet pendant]

Wow his first hit in 29 abs 😂

[lean dust]

Piss me off

[slate burrow]

Anyone @ Colorado YRFI

Anyone @ Washington NRFI

[slate burrow]

Like Mets and Washington they played 8 games they’re 8/8 NRFI this year

They play today ^

[quiet pendant]

That bum

[rare mulch]

Yk imma tail 💯

[lean dust]

Let’s get it man, if u riding to no way it’s chalking

[finite dock]

For YRFI the ones that look the most free don’t hit and the worst ones do

[lean dust]

Bottom of the 8th to man

[rare mulch]

So this is the best one of the board rii

I’m not worried abt burnes

[quiet pendant]

Yea I remember seeing that he knew he could’ve got a fly out or sum smh what a loser

[rare mulch]

Scared abt shota

[slate burrow]

Or padres

[slate burrow]

Miller 15-3 (5-3 away)
King 16-2 (8-0 home)

Sea 44.6%
Sd 59.6%

Only risk would be padres deciding to hit today

But miller is pretty good

[finite dock]

Can never bet on a Shita prop again

Lifetime ban

[slate burrow]

I take Shota NRFI everytime

Hits most of the time

[rare mulch]

Fck it

[slate burrow]

If they’re an ace and facing a half decent starter I usually roll with nrfi

[slate burrow]

I’d tail but I can’t do wnba

They piss me off too much

[rare mulch]

I only bet on 3 wnba players

Well 4

[slate burrow]

Angel Reese gonna shoot 3/15 at half and have me screaming but then cash in the last 20 seconds on some bs rebound

[rare mulch]

Wilson Reese Carter Clark(sometimes)

Used to be Sabrina

[slate burrow]

Sabrina 1H

Honestly just take anyone in the Dallas game

They always go over

They play no D

[finite dock]

gotta wait a week for ts to cash

[scarlet crow]

Take aja under points. She got bumped down on pp already

[slate burrow]

With gray back aces actually been scoring

Plum back to her 15-20 a night

[lean dust]

Sonny gray is pitching today

That damn fraud

All the NRFI are pay reduced ain’t even worth it

Just for a two out homer to chalk up

[finite dock]

Either goes 9 innings or 4.2

No in-between

[lean dust]

Giving Sonny a break for a bit

[finite dock]

they’re still holding Bibee?

[lean dust]

Prize picks

[finite dock]

UD you ain’t slick I know you’re waiting for the rest of the pitchers to bump 😭

[rare mulch]

I honestly stopped during nrfis but this is my last time especially if they chalk

[lean dust]

I ain’t tryna wait any longer for him on UD there lost

I thinks burns and severino getting 19 outs

I’ll take that pay bump

Might do a two leg with just them two

[finite dock]

POTD 1:

Heliot Ramos “O” 1.5 HRR

This line has cashed in 8/L10 games (5 consecutive games), 1/1 H2H, and 6/L10 home games (3 consecutive games)

Heliot Ramos is batting 0.269 against RHP while the opposing pitcher allows RHB to have a 0.255 batting average

Line rating: 8.5/10

[hasty patio]

🤔

[fringe fulcrum]

damn

wasn’t Ober at 35

[lean dust]

Martin Perez under strikeouts look nice

[fringe fulcrum]

wrong

[finite dock]

not really

it’s so unpredictable

[haughty trench]

Promos on sportsbooks are so ass now

Like I don’t want a boosted odds on a multi leg HR parlay tf

[fringe fulcrum]

gatta see who’s streaking

also Live NRFI’s are fire

if your able to do that.

see how they do the first inning if both pitchers let up no run

[rare mulch]

@lean dust jus added Reese DD since Marcus was a promo

[fringe fulcrum]

run it ina 2nd

[rare mulch]

Sonny gray isn’t playing tdy!

[lean dust]

Let’s get it man

[dry flare]

whats the payout on that double double? she should get that so easy

[rare mulch]

Only 0.65x

Boosted the payout extra $16

So it was worth it

4man—->5man

[lean dust]

Nicky Lopez been hit

[lean dust]

Hot

[hushed ginkgo]

NRFI❓❓

[rare mulch]

All I got tdy for now unless something I like drops

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES FANTASY POINTS

[dry flare]

wiat a sec

😂

[scarlet saffron]

Who's more likely to sell a NRFI Valdez/Hoeing or Corbin vs the Mets

[lean dust]

I kno me two of them bitches r cash 😉💰

God damn Bailey got bumped so high man

[slate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-shows-supernatural-quotes-dean-winchester-question-gif-14864291

Framber getting lit up tn

Same for pivetta

[lean dust]

Yo just thought of this but where the hell is our guy @bright kestrel at

[dry flare]

been MIA for a couple weeks

[slate burrow]

Whooooo?

[lean dust]

Little longer than that, I really liked that dude, he knew what he was talking about

And backed it up

Dude hit mad slips with big bet amounts

[slate burrow]

Gordon graceffo surely giving up 5 runs in the first

[dry flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732955210330406943/1255654408788643963/IMG_4516.png?ex=668fb70b&is=668e658b&hm=2e22f51cfa3c125ff67fc86ee80d8d3b1866b4865cf171872487440c696d316d&

[rose raptor]

There so many good po props today what could go wrong

[lean dust]

Ya dude he was a inspiration

[dry flare]

tbh i think he just moved on from UD since they wouldnt let him bet much on the site anymore

[slate burrow]

Ngl I don’t think this is real $ he’s wagering

My friend uses a website that looks like that and I know it’s just some form of coin currency to buy csgo skins

[dry flare]

he had nothing to prove, complained about how UD had limited his max bet and never tried to get anyone to pay for premium or any other scammy bs

[slate burrow]

UD limited me too it’s mad annoying

UD and PP

And I’m perm banned on fanduel and DraftKings 😭

[dry flare]

they only leave the limit high for people like shohei's translator that make them mad money

[slate burrow]

Yep if you’re actually profitable they limit you

[dry flare]

(im aware)

[slate burrow]

Notice how that nga Trent never will get limited and throws up 20k 5 leg parlays

Dudes playing with promo funds

[dry flare]

dude they pay him

[amber wren]

@dry flare do u know if we might get promos today

[lean dust]

That definitely makes sense but on his pikkit he hasn’t made a bet in awhile

[lean dust]

Killing it bro congrats

[slate burrow]

It’s disgusting how much he gets paid 😭

Nga making 10k+ easy a month getting fresh 18 year olds addicted to gambling

[lean dust]

What u mostly bet on @slate burrow

[rare mulch]

Df

[slate burrow]

Esports and mlb

[lean dust]

That’s what’s sup man, awesome to c that profit keep doing ur thing bro

[slate burrow]

And nfl sometimes

Nah

I wake up and whoever I see in my dreams is who I bet on

[lean dust]

That’s the way to do it

Ball knowledge over odds all day

[slate burrow]

I don’t do that research sht it’s a waste of time you either know sports or don’t

[lean dust]

Someone who agrees with me, brother

[rare mulch]

💯💯

[lean dust]

I’ve been screaming that shit to my boys the last hour

[slate burrow]

That’s why I always bet on the most obscure players 😭

[lean dust]

Ask thrm no joke

Them

[slate burrow]

Like who tf wants Ryan McMahon on their slip

But watch he’s cashing tn

[rare mulch]

It’s a lot of people in here that thinks otherwise

[slate burrow]

ESPN bet, bet365, and UD

[rare mulch]

Odds mean everything💀

[slate burrow]

Ppl really think odds mater too much

But it’s -200!!!!

I see -1000 props chalk every single hour

[rare mulch]

You’d be shocked how many believe that in here

[lean dust]

Vegas in on setting them odds

[rare mulch]

Won’t name drop

[lean dust]

To trick u math gurus

[slate burrow]

Like bro I was doing Calc at 16

These books aren’t sht

It’s just charts tbh

[rare mulch]

Been watching ball since I was 4, just started betting in like December

[lean dust]

People act like humans don’t go above and beyond or below the standards every day in life

We aren’t robots

[slate burrow]

Only research you need to do is on the weather for mlb tbh

[rare mulch]

lol right

[slate burrow]

Should be a hitters day for Colorado and the reds

Lot of contact

[lean dust]

We aren’t robots so I don’t get why people betting on us like we r odds don’t mean anything

[thorn lantern]

Gimme ya best mlb fantasy picks for the day please (only hitters)

[lean dust]

People rise to expectations or go below them every single day in life

[rare mulch]

Anybody can get a hit but Tovar and I’ll be fine

[slate burrow]

Might be a McMahon day

47% chance to get 2+ bases for McMahon I might take something with him

[vestal sparrow]

can you look at spencer steer

[slate burrow]

RHB vs LHP, hitter park, and pitcher he’s facing gives up contact

Steer should have a good day today

[rare mulch]

Derrick white replacing Kawhi

I like that

[slate burrow]

Why is Booker there

I hate Booker

[finite dock]

What should I be look at when it comes to weather?

[slate burrow]

Wind

[finite dock]

Like how do you it’s a hitters day for the red

[primal mountain]

If you didn't see this coming, then you don't know basketball

[steep stirrup]

Why can’t I upload a screenshot here ?

[primal mountain]

Kawhi's gonna play a maximum of 45 games for us this season....and won't play the playoffs.....TRUST ME

[rare mulch]

I figured he’d back out but I thought bro would have been did it

He wanted to be in them pics

Kawhi is cooked

[slate burrow]

Wind blowing straight out of center. Ball will travel farther and both pitchers are high contact pitchers so both teams will be hitting

[primal mountain]

He fleeced the Clippers, plain and simple

[rare mulch]

He’s done enough

HOF no doubt,

[solemn herald]

Just parlay the clippers and lakers to miss the playoffs

[rare mulch]

Lakers won’t miss

[primal mountain]

Lawrence Frank is a bonafide idiot

[slate burrow]

Parlay the sixers and grizzlies to make the playoffs

Warriors to miss the playoffs

[finite dock]

What site is this and the other pic from?

[rare mulch]

I figured it would be Jaylen brown or white to replace

[slate burrow]

Paid site

[solemn herald]

East coast there should be a lot of dingers today

[slate burrow]

Yup windy and super humid

Ball gonna fly

[solemn herald]

Yea I’m by citi field so I’m feeling that heat

[slate burrow]

Look at the Phillies game

[solemn herald]

Mets game total is 9.5

[slate burrow]

It’s been smacking the over

[solemn herald]

Wind blowing out so ball should carry

[slate burrow]

Maybe JD Homer

Or Pete

[slate burrow]

Over cashed like every game they played too

[tropic dome]

underdog i don’t appreciate y’all not have marte bases again for the second day in the row y’all scared ima rob y’all?

[rare mulch]

Took the 8.5 yesterday and cashed

Unfortunately I thought the Astros game would have 9

Roger’s actually played solid yesterday

[finite dock]

@twin socket

yes you did mr diddy

i recovered it from deleted photos

might have to use it again

but it doesn’t really sit with me quite right

because seth lugo got me tight

create your girl an account!!

[lunar patio]

potd @finite dock

fantasy of the day @lean dust

[abstract citrus]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3IV4swNduIRunHREK80owz?si=VYAp0ojnTKqzmeFNO-vRCw

Let’s get this money. I got my tap out shirt on and I’m throwing a mosh where I’m swinging at strangers

[rare mulch]

A lot going on in this photo

[abstract citrus]

😂😂😂

[rare mulch]

U can

Jus gotta make a pay pal

[finite dock]

POTD 1:

Heliot Ramos “O” 1.5 HRR

This line has cashed in 8/L10 games (5 consecutive games), 1/1 H2H, and 6/L10 home games (3 consecutive games)

Heliot Ramos is batting 0.269 against RHP while the opposing pitcher allows RHB to have a 0.255 batting average

Line rating: 8.5/10

[abstract citrus]

Bro asking Andrew for pick of the day like Andrew don’t suck at betting

[rare mulch]

Ur right

(I have 4)

[rare mulch]

😭😭😭

[lunar patio]

presh it

[dry flare]

harsh

[lunar patio]

andrew has cashed me when i hit my 5 man

you just mad ian asking you

[abstract citrus]

Hey bro he knows it’s true and so do you

[abstract citrus]

Nope Andrew is just a loser

[lunar patio]

what he do to you @finite dock

[abstract citrus]

Bro I love nu metal sm

[rare mulch]

Bro taking a pic with diddy

[abstract citrus]

Only thing I’m mad about is the fact that I don’t have a photo with diddy

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-party-diddy-pdiddy-diddler-sus-gif-5201729069514985062

[dry flare]

i do but no need to say it

[finite dock]

if you want a photo with diddy i’ll give you a photo with diddy

[abstract citrus]

Atleast you can admit it that’s the first step to resolution

[finite dock]

please give me your pfp

[abstract citrus]

Haha no diddy for you, just made you waste your time

Do you want me to take my hat off?

[finite dock]

i’m actually a very profitable better thanks a lot

[finite dock]

please

keep it respectful

[abstract citrus]

Yes that shit would be hilarious

[finite dock]

thank you DIDDY much! haha, get it?

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676349

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-bron-scared-im-scared-gif-9086856978205918508

[vestal sparrow]

isn’t ramos way better against lefties

[tropic dome]

ain’t no party without valley332 and diddy

[abstract citrus]

He already knows 🙈🙊🙉

Llano

[dry flare]

where is diddy?

[abstract citrus]

Lmao

Down below 🫤😋🤫

[rare mulch]

Yeah he’s batting .400 vs them

[abstract citrus]

Listening to closer by ne-yo waiting for diddy to show up on my screen

Diddy party

[twin socket]

Diddy over or under strokes

Ur pick

[rare mulch]

Yo what

[abstract citrus]

Huh

[vestal sparrow]

and bassit righty

[finite dock]

@abstract citrus

[merry thicket]

valid ?

[dry flare]

saving this

[abstract citrus]

Please no

[finite dock]

save this too

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/sketch-whats-up-gif-whats-up-brother-gif-gif-sketch-gif-gif-8240956282298431592

[abstract citrus]

I thought you were my friend…

[rare mulch]

😂😂

[dry flare]

friends dont let friends forget a diddy party

[abstract citrus]

Makes sense you would put the Celtics on there. They are all Diddy fans

[twin socket]

I’m joking

[abstract citrus]

Your right

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-oh-well-diddy-shrug-deal-with-it-shrugs-gif-97775874789584377

[twin socket]

Wtf

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sketch-whats-up-brother-funny-twitch-gif-18084904052923259782

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/stiff-arm-chandler-jones-patriots-gif-27266202

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/tuck-rule-gif-13352009

https://tenor.com/view/jimmyg-nfl-gif-20305677

[abstract citrus]

Fuck Jimmy g

[rare mulch]

Who was he talking abt?

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-mcdaniels-gif-11009970

[vestal sparrow]

you haven’t seen them

[rare mulch]

Diddy?

[abstract citrus]

Ok I give up I hate this mf to my core

You win

[vestal sparrow]

sketch got bbc’d

[rare mulch]

Ohh😂😂

[abstract citrus]

Josh mcdaniels will make me quit so fast

[finite dock]

feeling a little diddy today

[dry flare]

not appropriate for this server

[twin socket]

😭

Twitter

[dry flare]

are yall trying to get banned?

well they just gave a week ban for this to a bunch of people so id say no

[finite dock]

did someone get banned

whys everything deleted

[rare mulch]

Like 4 ppl

[dry flare]

all of the above

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hanks-hi-hello-lt-dan-forrest-gump-gif-14161267

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/miss-you-i-miss-you-i-miss-you-too-miss-you-too-love-you-gif-8139020166029150331

[rare mulch]

Well damn

[dry flare]

i saw someone got perma'd for dropping f----t related to sketch

[finite dock]

anyone else just get these promos??

dude why is my thing bugging

[dry flare]

strange i got sale goalie saves

[twin socket]

My pookie bear definitely getting those strikeouts

[finite dock]

tryna troll general chat

[dry flare]

got this one too

[finite dock]

derrick white had more blocks than your bae

[abstract citrus]

I like going into other sports finding a random slip and telling them I’m gonna tail with $50 so many people get caught off guard

[dry flare]

if you want to troll gen make it look like a twitter post from UD

[finite dock]

ok bro wtf is this not funny i was promised a euro promo

[craggy pendant]

Why no lines for Bobby Game 1?

[dry flare]

if they somehow made a flight themed promo they would do so well

[finite dock]

probably foreshadows some promos😭

[dry flare]

i think they are kinda believing it

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-ross-rozzay-funny-dance-running-man-gif-14803939

[craggy pendant]

There would be people taking these as serious slips.....

[abstract citrus]

Bro I’m dying foreshadowing 😂😂 bro thinks this is a story

[finite dock]

here comes my ban

[craggy pendant]

I think it is funny AF

[rare mulch]

Bro tagged Edward

Instant ban

Ggs

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/long-live-the-king-gif-18190180

[abstract citrus]

Edward just laughed

[dry flare]

edward took it serious too 😂

[tiny topaz]

crazy name

[abstract citrus]

Let’s go I’m the only one that got a Gunnar promo nobody else did cause none of you are cool

[tiny topaz]

dude thats not even free

its a homer

[abstract citrus]

Omg I hated people sm yesterday saying that shit

[tiny topaz]

how is tht a free square satire

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-joker-and-here-we-go-go-speaking-gif-16881753

[twin socket]

It’s free

[pure saddle]

Wh

[tiny topaz]

ik bro ts was funny like how do u not read the fine print

[pure saddle]

How we lookin

[abstract citrus]

I just like watching them get mad then use it anyway

[tiny topaz]

i saved mine

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-felicia-friday-shoo-go-away-gif-4389994

[abstract citrus]

You seem like a nice looking individual vondo

[tiny topaz]

every time i waste a promo early

[finite dock]

should’ve used swanson with it

[craggy pendant]

This is one i actually did get

[abstract citrus]

Yea we should have. We would of been sweating though lol

[tiny topaz]

i shouldve used sale w the promo

[abstract citrus]

lol

[finite dock]

sooo can anyone explain why i just got this promo???

[dry flare]

what team is she on?

[abstract citrus]

Chicago Caitlyn’s

[rare mulch]

Bro is banned

😂😂😂

[finite dock]

he’s gone😭😭

[abstract citrus]

Oh no

https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-yoshi-mario-discord-gif-12444703281338986867

[blazing tulip]

UD dropping discounts today or what 😭

[tiny topaz]

nah

they did yday

[dry flare]

the anger

[abstract citrus]

Just don’t know why you would chose someone who can easily ban you to attack

Confusing

87 days until we get Obada back fully 🙉🙊

[rare mulch]

Bro better come outs the gates hot asl

[abstract citrus]

Literally we giving bro a whole countdown

[dry flare]

im not saying they lack braincells, but maybe the braincells they have are not collaborating ya feel?

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-squidward-brainwrinkling-brainwrinkled-wrinkle-gif-25267254

[dry flare]

in the days of noah we would get some wild characters coming in and getting banned 😂

[abstract citrus]

I wonder what made it change

[dry flare]

the change from noah to edward?

[rare mulch]

@sullen maple

[abstract citrus]

No depo match but 6 chalkboard discounts just dropped @finite dock @lean dust

[finite dock]

so who’s selling

[abstract citrus]

Nah like if the level of craziness yall dealt with changed

[dry flare]

noah promotion

[abstract citrus]

Adley is cash

[finite dock]

Severino, Sanchez, Ohtani, Plum

[tiny topaz]

when did u become bkue

shit

recently??

[finite dock]

might fade this promo

[finite dock]

yur

[rare mulch]

Yesterday

[abstract citrus]

Do adley

[rare mulch]

I think

[finite dock]

nothing to pair

[abstract citrus]

There’s gotta be some good lines out today

[rare mulch]

So u don’t have a slip tdy?

[finite dock]

I do

[finite dock]

Heliot Ramos HRR

[dry flare]

idk i think the moderation bots are less forgiving now. like before if you said something like "dick" you would instantly get timed out didnt matter if the way you said it was joking/nice or whatever so if someone wanted to evade the filters you kinda knew right away they were going to be a problem.

[finite dock]

don’t want to double down

[flint juniper]

Sanchez is selling

[rare mulch]

Hedge it then

[finite dock]

alright

[tiny topaz]

ober po is free

so are all dbl header pitchers

in game 1

[abstract citrus]

Ok I used the adley discount

[flint juniper]

@tiny topaz over pitching outs?

[finite dock]

?

[abstract citrus]

You think they are less forgiving? Tbh I’ve said fuck randomly at times and it doesn’t even block me now

It confuses people

[abstract citrus]

Bro that’s my exact slip

Lmao

Hold up

[finite dock]

yep

[wraith wadi]

Let’s get pivetta walks

[dry flare]

yeah because before if you wanted to act up the auto mod would time you out and you might decide to act kinder, now without automod people are tempted to say way worse stuff and by time the mods see it - insta ban

[tiny topaz]

why does it list marsh and wacha for the royals??

two dbl headers

[dry flare]

march game 1 wacha game 2

[tiny topaz]

yea but it lists them for the same game

ah gotcha

[dry flare]

wacha isnt right then, he should be game 2

[dry flare]

iirc @lean dust got burned bad on this type if issue dont even put wacha on your slips because UD will refund you if you win because of some technicality

[abstract citrus]

I remember a few weeks ago a
Double header fucked hella people cause ud messed up the timing of the game

[tiny topaz]

bet ill stay away

[finite dock]

damn they bumped Ober up

[tiny topaz]

how yall feel abt thjis

yelich cashed fpts w 2 walks and a stolen base yday

[dry flare]

i wish i coulda bought calls on Ober FP

[rare mulch]

Crazy

[tiny topaz]

what abt ober

[finite dock]

🤣

[tiny topaz]

is he a 40 point typa guy

seems like he is becoming one

[finite dock]

What pitcher is going 1.2 innings with 7 ER today???

[tiny topaz]

i placed the yelich ober

[abstract citrus]

I would do this but not on scampicks I hate the way they grade fantasy. Like why is a walk 2 instead of 3

[tiny topaz]

pirates picther. aint no way brewers arent heated from 12-2 yday

[tiny topaz]

walks should always be 3, getting walked should be the same as a single

u right

[dry flare]

i thought walks used to be 4

[tiny topaz]

thats stolen bases i believe

could also be hit by pitch but idk

[dry flare]

i dont think so because HR has always been 10 and 9 for a triple is way to close to 10

and 10 for a HR?

HR and triple were never 1 point different

[finite dock]

valley was a lock

[dry flare]

yeah but i still dont think triple and hr were ever 1 point different in FP

[abstract citrus]

He got fucked

[tiny topaz]

BANGGGG

[finite dock]

red fn

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[tiny topaz]

How they get 10 runs and Bryce didn’t get anything

Shits tough

[sacred oyster]

Aye did anyone get a free square

I got one but it dont let me send picks in here

[thorn lantern]

Ya think judge hitting his fantasy today?

[vestal sparrow]

judge been selling me recently

[tiny topaz]

2nd slip of the day

One more

Tobi either on a revenge tour or he’s falling back down to earth

[civic epoch]

andrew got tobias number rn

[rare mulch]

Who was the other option

[lunar patio]

ober fantasy gone

bet it don’t come back

[finite dock]

sleeper promo kind of sexy ngl

today was supposed to be a light day 😭

[bleak tiger]

what’s the word on ramos

[dry flare]

they will bring it back bump another point or 7 😂

[abstract citrus]

wtf

[rare mulch]

Damn nigga

[abstract citrus]

You should beat both of their asses

[finite dock]

Valdez under 18.5PO good?

[bleak tiger]

🤤

[finite dock]

☠️

[tiny topaz]

Final slip

Just saw sleeper promos

[rare mulch]

💀

[tiny topaz]

Very tempted

[finite dock]

why is Morton o17.5 not the favorite?

[tiny topaz]

Yea I got cooked

[finite dock]

I’m trying to cook rn

[tiny topaz]

Same

[subtle prism]

I like the bibee one

[tiny topaz]

I haven’t used Ramos or willie C yet

[subtle prism]

might have to make a little deposit lmao

[tiny topaz]

Nvm I used Ramos

[bleak tiger]

@lunar patio ober fantasy back for me at 37

[tiny topaz]

devers been crazy do we keep on him

or are yall scared he cant keep cooking

[finite dock]

do I do this, and then do it again but with Bibee promo and Burnes PO?

[tiny topaz]

i dont like unders tbh but i fw that

[abstract citrus]

Bro Ober is my make or break today holy shit

[tiny topaz]

will never bet on framber again

[bleak tiger]

37 flat rn

[tiny topaz]

i think he plays 6 innings

[abstract citrus]

I pray so. I also need a good amount of Ks

I’m so happy your gut is telling you that

[tiny topaz]

well its a double header

so they gonna have to use him alot

[finite dock]

or who’s a pitcher we don’t like today

[finite dock]

I’ll just bet their fantasy under instead of Valdez

[abstract citrus]

Morton gonna get shelled

[tiny topaz]

that and they need to rest the bullpen for game 2 so theyll keep the starter in for longer

real

[abstract citrus]

I was wrong about wheeler yesterday but I feel it Morton not doing anything

[finite dock]

THEY BUMPED BURNES

before I could place the slip

I’m sick 😭

[lavish island]

Bro you can’t even bet ?

Oh

Value secured last night

[tiny topaz]

yall like tobias meyers O 16.5 po

[lean dust]

Fucked me out of racks man, that’s when I lost it and got timed out

We warned them about it before hand to

It was so frustrating

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/cocky-fail-lakers-shoot-nope-gif-16163190

[finite dock]

what we think about Bassit 17.5PO?

[dense mantle]

WHAT IT DO BABYYYYYY

@finite dock

FLIGHT TEAM SIT DOWN 🤣

[finite dock]

@lean dust

[dense mantle]

Lmao facts

300 referrals is crazy

We got a 6 pack

On chalk

Should I run em all again?

I swept it last week except 1

5/6

[rare mulch]

REESE BLOCK

[abstract citrus]

Just do it fam let’s get these discounts

[finite dock]

Why is Chennedy Carter tuff😭

[dense mantle]

Ohtani too?

[lunar patio]

cause she just is

[dense mantle]

He should get a hit

[lunar patio]

yessir thought they was gon pull it for good

[meager flower]

I wanna add ohtani for a homerun so bad but he always sells me🥲

[dense mantle]

16 MPH WINDS BLOWING OUT. He’s due man

[rare mulch]

Wait wait

Didn’t Trent bet on Reese tdy?

[finite dock]

angel boutta chalk the double double?

[dense mantle]

That game is gonna be delayed or postponed

[rare mulch]

No wnba

[dense mantle]

I was finna say I like the weather

[dense mantle]

Ohhh idk haven’t been on twitter

[rare mulch]

u fucking kidding me

No wonder she’s 💩 the bed

[lean dust]

Don’t hate it don’t love it

[dense mantle]

Ober is scaring me a little ngl bc the 10 mph winds blowing out left

But he’s on 3 of my slips

Already

So too late

[abstract citrus]

Need ober to absolutely destroy today

[dense mantle]

But it’s gambling at the end of the day

Did you run the 2 man already? @finite dock

[abstract citrus]

What’s the move fliff king @finite dock

[dense mantle]

Sweat with me

Ohh okay

[finite dock]

think I’m going to lock this in and hope Dodgers light Sanchez up

[rare mulch]

WNBA weak af

[craggy pendant]

Early hitters

[twin socket]

What u do

[rare mulch]

WNBA calls fouls if the player fuccin breathes

🤦‍♂️😂😂

[rare mulch]

Reese got 4 foul and get subbed

[dense mantle]

I’m fading the sleeper promos the weather is bad ngl. Gonna be delayed or postponed

[dense mantle]

Wait there playing rn?????

[rare mulch]

Yes

[dusty jolt]

That means refund?

[rare mulch]

4th qtr

All games

[dense mantle]

Depends sleeper doesn’t have a policy

[rare mulch]

Reese chalked PR

And she finna chalk double double

[dense mantle]

Yea the Trent course

[rare mulch]

Betting with Trent thank you so much

[dense mantle]

I TOLD YALL

I told y’all man

I tried to tell yall to fade

[abstract citrus]

Damn guess me n you ain’t riding together fully. I only got ober po

[azure nebula]

Ok well I need atl to lock in 😭

[twin socket]

Clark better get one assist or a rebound

[rare mulch]

I need sb to find Trent and diddy him down until he stop betting on the shi bet on

We can’t have shi bro

[sick vine]

Y’all think webb makes it to 6 ?

[abstract citrus]

Nah that’s for a 2 man hold up I got you

[finite dock]

I need Ohtani to smack that shit

[rare mulch]

Dats free 😂😂😂

[sick vine]

Bet!

[finite dock]

brother he averages 7

his normal line is at 20.5 for a reason 🤣

did you like the third slip I sent?

I’m assuming Sanchez will walk at-least 2 people

[dense mantle]

I’m definitely gonna take my chance ngl

[finite dock]

I think that’s good honestly

Ober got a loose leash and Ohtani going to bully Sanchez today

[dense mantle]

Winds are blowing out too

I love ohtani

[finite dock]

Dodgers will get revenge after getting 10-1ed 😭

[abstract citrus]

I’d do 4

[finite dock]

only $30 today

betting light until HR Derby

[rare mulch]

Dodgers are mid

[finite dock]

tbf all of our best pitchers are on the IL

offense can only take you so far

[abstract citrus]

These double headers got so much baseball for us im a very happy man rn

[finite dock]

yoo what’s up @sick vine

[hasty patio]

All up to Bailey ober

[finite dock]

did Reese chalk?

saw hundreds of slips with her on it 😭

[finite dock]

she prob will

[sick vine]

Hey how are you bro

[finite dock]

👍

[abstract citrus]

@finite dock

[finite dock]

this is what I used the free dollar on

I’ll probably do it again with $10 on the day-of

[abstract citrus]

My scam picks single bet is my make or break today truthfully

[twin socket]

She did

[abstract citrus]

Smart

[dense mantle]

Take Corbin under win too @finite dock

Add em

Dam

[finite dock]

nah I learned my lesson about taking multipliers below 1.3x

unless they’re promo anchors

[dense mantle]

Corbin is so shit and

[scarlet thistle]

need promo today

[dense mantle]

19 MPH WINDS

HE SHOULD GET ROCKEDDDD

[finite dock]

1.23x sold a bunch of slips 🤣

I took Sanchez fantasy under

[dense mantle]

15 MPH WINDS BLOWING OUT BETTER HOPE HE LAST. But I agree

Plays in a dome

[dense mantle]

I agree but what’s his walks line

[finite dock]

wish I could’ve tailed but too late to cancel now

[tiny topaz]

I may tail this one unc

[tiny topaz]

I ran it

I fw the picks a lot

[finite dock]

FREE THROWS FOR REESE

[dense mantle]

She beat the odds

I’m surprised

[rare mulch]

LETS GOOO

(They stat padded her)

Idc 14 straight

[rare mulch]

Let’s go

I just sweated a 0.65x play

😂😂😂😂

Holy shi

That’s so clutch

[dense mantle]

Lmaoooooo

[rare mulch]

I may need to follow Trent on twitter

To see what plays he runs cs bro is a real life curse

[rare mulch]

Free asf

[dense mantle]

I just quadrupled down on ober and Valdez. Wish me luck

[lunar patio]

plays @lean dust

[abstract citrus]

Insane I love it

[lunar patio]

presh it

[dense mantle]

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[lean dust]

Got u

[abstract citrus]

Oh no they got all of our nudes

[finite dock]

bro just gave us your email

[abstract citrus]

Ok?

Y’all can have that shit lmao

[dry flare]

bad

[abstract citrus]

Not really

[dry flare]

39yellav

[abstract citrus]

Yea sure 123imadonation

[tiny topaz]

Damn I got bibee at 6.0 Ks

[abstract citrus]

@unique hare this bluephoria hitting

[finite dock]

does anyone know what bobby’s hrr was

had to be like 4.5

[bleak tiger]

can’t even lie

it’s over if ober has a bad day 🙏

[finite dock]

y’all ever just wonder why a mf look like that

[lean dust]

Instead of doubling down on someone with multiple bets just up ur unit size on the first one

[finite dock]

need 7 Ks from him😭

[lean dust]

So ur other bets can still have a chance if ober chalks

[oak quail]

I’m soo chalked

[lean dust]

Gonna be on the ober ove the first four

Love*

[dry flare]

ober chalking?

[dense mantle]

Indeed

[lean dust]

3*

[oak quail]

Yeah Ima be sweating ittttt

[lean dust]

No, I just see people saying how they are doubling down on people with multiple bets. I was just advising them to update their unit size on one bed with that guy so if he shocks not all your bets are toast for the night.

Up *

[oak quail]

Profar is due tn after his little confrontation in the 9th againt there closer

[finite dock]

Need Ober to go 9 innings and have 15 Ks

[dry flare]

oh thank god you scared me. always good advice tho

[dense mantle]

A little too late.

Plus it’s a double header. As long as he doesn’t give up 4 runs we should cash

He’s gonna have a longer leash

[dry flare]

i talked to him this morning and he said he would but that he was planning on giving up 35 runs

[lean dust]

Yeah, I’ve been there before where I got the same prop and multiple bets or picture any shocks and messes the whole night up so I’ve learned to just up my unit size with one bet with that guy if I’m confident in him, just throw a lot of money at it instead of multiple pets you end up putting the same amount of money down on that guy, but only wrist losing one parlay

Risk

[oak quail]

it’s scarily wild how tall ober is but he only touches 92

[royal wedge]

Yippie

[oak quail]

Like give me that height tf

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

[finite dock]

one of those days huh

[dry flare]

? is that from UD or a different server?

[unique hare]

I gotta down redbulls and youre making me jealous

[abstract citrus]

Lmao I’m sorry fam

[scarlet crow]

Bruh I had Yerba mate for the first time yesterday and that shi made my stomach do backflips

[abstract citrus]

Did you eat at all

[unique hare]

Weak

[finite dock]

Ober time

[dry flare]

someone recomended that to me, it didnt do that but i dont get the hype

[unique hare]

Lol i used to wake up and drink one omw to class zero food

[abstract citrus]

I just like the taste and it doesn’t leave me twitching like the heavier ones

[unique hare]

Honestly only energy drink that gives me energy too

[scarlet crow]

Yes

[scarlet crow]

I don’t either

It gave me no energy

It tastes decent tho

[dry flare]

same id rather just drink water tbh

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[abstract citrus]

I drink more than enough of the high quality h2o

Yerba just a nice switch up lol

[lunar patio]

wym

height has sum to do w PC?

[pliant gust]

Why did I have to get busy at work 🤣

[oak quail]

Who’s gonna let him know

[scarlet crow]

Just quit

[finite dock]

Arenado HR

glad I didn’t do NRFI

[abstract citrus]

Not me cause Idek wtf your on about

[finite dock]

it’s for your girl right

Correa send that shit to the moon

[pliant gust]

Fuck this training

[oak quail]

He throws only 92 mph 🤦🏽‍♂️ my fault I forgot some of y’all don’t understand baseball terms

[scarlet crow]

Did she pass

[abstract citrus]

Again what does his height have to do with his pitching mph?

What kind of weird ass theory

[dry flare]

???

[lunar patio]

nun of it make sense

[oak quail]

You are special very very special

[abstract citrus]

Bros just talking

Explain if I’m special

[unique hare]

Youre special to me

[lunar patio]

just explain

[finite dock]

i’m confused as well what the hell does height have to do with pitch mph😭