┆⚾・baseball

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/hhgf-gif-25031041

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-14729663161359511049

[royal wedge]

Damn Unc

[thorn lantern]

Judge been selling me he owes

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-basketball-ass-bum-cheeks-gif-8944029

[oak quail]

I’m trolling

[thorn lantern]

And Jose ramieriz is banned

[oak quail]

I feel like he go off today I’m scared to take em

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jiminoreo-gif-4884042028109983039

https://tenor.com/view/jiminoreo-gif-4884042028109983039

[oak quail]

not going crazy today , so I threw a Hail Mary

[finite dock]

@lavish island

[lean dust]

I might have put more money in my pension this year then people have made this year and wanna big mouth me

[thorn lantern]

Ngl I might put it for him too he sold me for like 8 games now he owes too

[abstract citrus]

Yall so horny

[lean dust]

Damn clowns forget they talking to a adult

[abstract citrus]

I’m here for it

Eww 🤮

[slate bane]

😂

[abstract citrus]

Fake ass shit

[twin socket]

Damn

[royal wedge]

DL?

[abstract citrus]

Huh,

[oak quail]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-block-minecraft-brick-minecraft-bricks-if-minecraft-was-real-life-minecraft-in-real-life-gif-23624931

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-gates-hump-gif-26538167

[abstract citrus]

99% of mine are parlay slips

[real smelt]

send link

[royal wedge]

50%

[oak quail]

These ain’t discounts😭😭

[finite dock]

tf type of name is Mastrobuoni

[cloud dew]

dayum

lmk if u hit

[royal wedge]

Meant to sent this but I was on my break

[oak quail]

😂😂😂

[lean dust]

Real talk ten toes

[finite dock]

send the Derby slip whenever you make it 💰

[cloud dew]

@jolly shell wouldnt like this one

[lean dust]

Chasing the American dream

[oak quail]

UNC 4pockets deep

[lean dust]

Front and back

😂

[finite dock]

☠️

[stuck wave]

Bro ud yall so pussei mofos take out the ez bets before I can place em

[oak quail]

https://tenor.com/view/time-out-wait-pause-out-snoop-dogg-gif-11642789

[jolly shell]

I’m taking down the 8 man today

[devout sluice]

Where all that money going to when you gone?

[lean dust]

My kids

[stuck wave]

I swear there so gae sometimes bro

[lean dust]

Easy

Answer

Never been easier

[royal wedge]

My American dream was to get slurp up by teanna trump but that’s not happening

[oak quail]

Bet

[finite dock]

😭

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hype-dance-excited-lets-go-oh-yeah-gif-17953674

[devout sluice]

Well said

[lean dust]

Thanks brother

[twin socket]

Only a man can dream

One day tho

[oak quail]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-smoke-gif-25003355

[lean dust]

Teanna will get me to spend my racks tho

Ain’t gonna lie

[royal wedge]

See

Unc know ball

[lean dust]

She can have all the side job money

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/mane-im-dead-gif-6502286207230651503

[lean dust]

Give me a hour

[finite dock]

🧢

[thorn lantern]

They all owe

[lean dust]

She so ba d

[lean dust]

That video with Antonio brown is wild

Pause

[oak quail]

U wildin 😂😂

[lean dust]

😂😂😂😂

[empty moss]

WTF HAPPENED TO ARENADO

[lean dust]

No shame in my game

[oak quail]

What happened to him

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cindy-mc-phearson-boondocks-say-what-gif-14161243

[empty moss]

NOOOO

THE GAME POSTPONED

NOOOOOO

[lean dust]

He showed the picture of him on the wall

Like he slick

[empty moss]

FUCKKKKK

[royal wedge]

What game

@empty moss

[empty moss]

Cardinals game

bro

[tiny topaz]

PAUSE

[oak quail]

Damn this ealry

[empty moss]

Arenado was sending one to the moon today

Fuckkk

[tiny topaz]

Boys what y’all think

Yall waiting for the promo

[oak quail]

they got a storm or what

[tiny topaz]

Or using it today?

[royal wedge]

Wait tbh

[oak quail]

Waiting for tmr to use it

[tiny topaz]

Yea I was thinking the same

[tiny topaz]

Why tmrw?

[finite dock]

we are finally back

[tiny topaz]

Tuesdays have historically been great for baseball so I kinda wanna use it now

But idk

[finite dock]

too bad all linking did was make my shit more chalk

☠️

[marble mirage]

yeah

[finite dock]

okay that makes sense

[oak quail]

I got hillbilly Webb under tmr

[marble mirage]

my pikkit like broke a while back

[finite dock]

I was going to say, I don’t remember losing that much ☠️

[marble mirage]

so i dont use it anymore

it somehow missed like every other day

[scarlet crow]

Same it’s not accurate

[tiny topaz]

I wish they told us it’d be 6 days

I didn’t have to depo today

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/riley-freeman-dear-santa-writing-gif-13140988

This how I feel bout UD rn

[tiny topaz]

I bet

Gotta love that

I did aswell

The audience was annoying but the movie was alright

[dry flare]

tell us more about the emtions that day

[tiny topaz]

I fw that movie ngl

Anxiety was annoying

But that’s how they wanted it portrayed

That’s a cool way of thinking about it

Like a telltale game yea

Yesssss

[finite dock]

I remember this day vividly @finite dock

[tiny topaz]

Those games SLAPPED

Fr they don’t

They all on gamepass

Played thru em 2 years ago

I played thru the entire series before watching the actual show lmfao

[thorn lantern]

I can’t even use the Gunnar promo it can’t be used in NY which I diffrent to me 😂

[dry flare]

did dex and skol settle their beef?

[lean dust]

Tacos r pointless if u can o my bet 5$

Like the fuck

[tiny topaz]

Fr

[lean dust]

Only

[tiny topaz]

5$ max bet is stupid (my unit size😭)

Let’s go unit size for unit size😭😭😭

[scarlet crow]

Inside out was 🔥

[lean dust]

Shit got me angry, usually taco day was very wealthy day for me

[tiny topaz]

I wanna see despicable me 4

[thorn lantern]

Ain’t that a cartoon?

[dry flare]

and?

[scarlet crow]

Same

[finite dock]

$10 for 4-5 man, $20 for 2-3 man, and $40-$50 are nukes

[thorn lantern]

I was just confirming

[dry flare]

seems so

[marble mirage]

$1 for all slips

[tiny topaz]

I fw it

[finite dock]

I have yet to win a single nuke

[lean dust]

My comments stand true

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-naruto-og-naruto-jutsu-hand-signs-hand-signs-gif-25020544

[finite dock]

just so you guys know

[lean dust]

Loudest in the room for a reason

[finite dock]

☠️

[weak basin]

Wacha a dnp?

[scarlet crow]

Omg he not stopping

[tiny topaz]

Rip

[lean dust]

Wacha is a DNP

That sucks

[weak basin]

Damn

[tiny topaz]

Sale better cash me

[lean dust]

Hope that ain’t true I got his strikeouts on a card

[thorn lantern]

DNP is a rescue on underdog?

[weak basin]

It js

is

[lean dust]

Shoot

[dry flare]

@lean dust im putting the community play out which prop you like best for kremer?

i would ask dex but idk if theres any point

[lean dust]

Strikeouts or fantasy both safe plays

I personally like ober today for a sleeper

His fantasy iver

[thorn lantern]

I’m starting to realize no one shows thier plays til it’s bumped 😂

[finite dock]

no

just voids

[dry flare]

ok moving ober into position. kremer FP missing rn

[marble mirage]

whats october 5?

[lean dust]

Ima use my Gunnar .5 tmrw when lines drop

[thorn lantern]

Gg Jackson better count his days…

[lean dust]

Everything bumped now

[thorn lantern]

0/9 from 3 in a summer league game , son better find the deepest ocean and dive in it 😂

[fringe knot]

Cash out price is 70$

[finite dock]

✅❌

[thorn lantern]

You just solidified my 8 man for WNBA

[subtle prism]

everyone saying that taco a trap

[marble mirage]

it is

[subtle prism]

thinking about lower on the original line

[fringe knot]

😂

[marble mirage]

i have the lower at 48.5

[tiny topaz]

New grinder yall fw it

Now I can gamble while I smoke

[thorn lantern]

It is you can’t even use it in NY

[tiny topaz]

😭

Yes

Ik bru it was like 24 bucks

If it lands on green I have to take 3 more bowls

Black 22

2 bowls it is

[dry flare]

it actually works too nice

[tiny topaz]

Ik like I was concerned about the functionality but it’s pretty solid

[scarlet crow]

W lunch?

[tiny topaz]

Anything is an upgrade over my last one

[marble mirage]

its a steal

[thorn lantern]

If I don’t hit this ticket today I can’t smoke til the 15th we not the same 😂😂

[tiny topaz]

That’s like a mukbang

[finite dock]

$10 on black 25

[tiny topaz]

LFGG

[finite dock]

🤣

[tiny topaz]

I make sure to get my za first before betting but I hope u can win some zaza money

[scarlet crow]

Fax

[tiny topaz]

I can rig it for u

[finite dock]

😭

[scarlet crow]

Cfa fell off

[tiny topaz]

Cfa fell after they fucked w the shakes

[dry flare]

hardly

[tiny topaz]

WHY ARENT THERE LARGE DHAKES

ANSWER ME THAT

[thorn lantern]

Wym I smoke blockwork 😂😂

[abstract citrus]

Who’s tryna go inch for inch

[tiny topaz]

Ahhhh

[finite dock]

hot take but CFA mid

[tiny topaz]

Lmfao

[dry flare]

would you stop

[thorn lantern]

😂😂😂

[abstract citrus]

Bro that shit was azing

Amazing

[scarlet crow]

Popeyes >cfa

[tiny topaz]

That’s funny asf

[abstract citrus]

CAN I NOW?&?

[tiny topaz]

Me!

[abstract citrus]

LETS GOOOOO

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/smokey-friday-gif-26548016

[abstract citrus]

I’m sorry girth for girth?

[tiny topaz]

That boy obussy

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[tiny topaz]

Pots is done w dick talk

That’s so real

[scarlet crow]

Make an account with your dogs ID

[dry flare]

its an 18+ SFW server (or at least in theory it is)

[tiny topaz]

I know u will. The self exclusion feels annoying after you’ve “learned your lesson” but it also@makes u excited to come back so it doesn’t rly work

[dry flare]

sometimes its not... after dark

[finite dock]

Ayo?

[tiny topaz]

KEY WORDS IN THEORY LOLOL

[thorn lantern]

Might as well throw your earnings to this bad boy right here

[tropic dome]

😭😭😭they knew to take his bases off 1.5 under was so free

[tiny topaz]

Oh damn

[scarlet crow]

What’s this

[tiny topaz]

I mean it’s not all that deep. Not like your throwing away thousands

That boy raymex been GHOST

[dry flare]

being able to make that decision is good tho

[finite dock]

server got a diddy/sketch domino effect where if one person mentions either the entire chat gets taken over for the next 10 minutes

[tiny topaz]

That’s solid ngl

[thorn lantern]

Vanguard index fund - but I just dump my earning from winning in it tbh

[dry flare]

yeah what happened to him? musta found another site that lets him bet his $25,000

[thorn lantern]

Vanguard index fund - but I just dump my earning from winning in it tbh

[abstract citrus]

Bro don’t like us no more

[dry flare]

oh they do and there will be many between now and oct

[finite dock]

VOO 💯

[tiny topaz]

That or the bookies hunted his ass down

[scarlet crow]

Better than SPY?

[tiny topaz]

No clue that man had such crazy units I’m not surprised he’s not always active

[thorn lantern]

To a certain extent tbh

I get more back imo

[cloud dew]

bro made 2k bets everyday

[tiny topaz]

That’s true yea

[cloud dew]

shi ws crazy

[tiny topaz]

Ong😭😭

[dry flare]

imagine if your unit size was $10 and you kept winning then UD told you your max bet was now half a penny, thats basically what they did to our boy raymex

[tiny topaz]

Yea we need to remember that this is a hobby. Once it becomes more is when there’s a problem

[junior hearth]

😭😭😭

[cloud dew]

he be like “its only 4k i lost tdy nun alot”

[finite dock]

wild

[tiny topaz]

Yea dude I’d be pissed too. Maybe he just bets on books now

[dry flare]

id quit too. not even exciting

[oak quail]

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A SKETCH PARRTTYYG

[scarlet crow]

I have a problem

[tiny topaz]

Yea bro and he’d win 2k bets like it was nothing

[tiny topaz]

Hahahha

[finite dock]

if I lose today my units getting reduced to pennies

[tiny topaz]

Oh god

[lunar patio]

so we just getting free square

not discount

[tiny topaz]

So stocks?

[abstract citrus]

So you finally ready to go inch for inch with Skol?

[lunar patio]

i’ll take the discount tho

[lunar patio]

i have a shrimp lil bro

[oak quail]

https://tenor.com/view/sketch-whats-up-brother-funny-twitch-gif-2839064357874542927

[abstract citrus]

Sorry big bro

[dry flare]

this is what im talking about

[scarlet crow]

Wow UD doesn’t have USAA as a bank you can withdraw to smh

[finite dock]

I’m asian, we gonna need an automatic +1.5 inch adjustment

[abstract citrus]

Why you got -135 odds to win. I’d rather take that

Don’t wanna change it and lose value

[dry flare]

delete this

[abstract citrus]

Sorry😢

[tiny topaz]

The only reason banks is nice to sketch is so can farm his content

[thorn lantern]

Even those these don’t work all the times these odds are outrageous 😂

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-who-these-people-are-chicago-pd-i-dont-know-them-i-am-not-familiar-with-them-nbc-gif-21169484

[sacred oyster]

I got 2 free squares

Wow

[quiet pendant]

How I’m feeling today

[thorn lantern]

Everything -200+

[oak quail]

I got my pp account reduced from 1000 minimum to 50😂😂

[tiny topaz]

I watched Los since 2017

[unique hare]

I didnt know who he was till i opened up twitter yesterday and saw some things without my consent

[oak quail]

@unique hare yk what I’m talking about

[quiet pendant]

Thoughts?

[sacred oyster]

Got a free square

[tiny topaz]

He’s so funny

Didn’t sell out either

[unique hare]

Just gimme money instead big bro

[tiny topaz]

I miss those days w the 2k creators. OG flight. OG Duke. OG Agent

[finite dock]

Why higher on Chris sale?

[tiny topaz]

Ong great times

[quiet pendant]

Because it’s Chris sale

[oak quail]

The whole month of august and September even October was 💵💵💵💵💵💸💸💸

[scarlet crow]

Let’s gooooo!!!

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-spiritualso-gazer-sun-gazing-gif-21547736

[tiny topaz]

I’m gonna BUSSSSSS

[dry flare]

i like it first two are plays i posted in #┊🏀・basketball-picks

[tiny topaz]

OMG CANT FORGET YHIS MAN

[quiet pendant]

Exactly

[scarlet crow]

2k fell off so bad

[tiny topaz]

If Castillo sells my 3 man w over and sale ima cry

PRETTY BOY Fredo!!!

WELCOME TO FREDO ISLAND BABY!!!

[quiet pendant]

This slip I used the winnings from the Japan baseball

[tiny topaz]

Before the house and the beef

yes

100% yes

Prime jesser and prime lnu

Omg

[tiny topaz]

Peak 2k YT

[quiet pendant]

Mopi Reese’s is od

[quiet pendant]

They not running A-train on anybody

[finite dock]

hope you cash but I need Ohtani to go yard and Freddie o8 FP ☠️

[tiny topaz]

Can’t believe they did mopi like that

[quiet pendant]

I can respect that

[waxen idol]

Just rolled the first one of the day my boy 🔥

[tiny topaz]

That’s why I only respect Los now rly

Let’s go brother

[abstract citrus]

Predictions of the day

Logan Gilbert cashes on all lines

Sale does what he’s supposed to

Wheeler shits the bed and pisses the entire chat off

[oak quail]

I really miss last years season 😣😣

[tiny topaz]

Yea fr

Cash never did anything wrong rly

[waxen idol]

Him and his pops saying everything New Jersey is comedy

[oak quail]

The fall off of my picks need to be studied

[finite dock]

never bet against the Dodgers and Yankees because they will randomly decide to play like they’re supposed to

unless we’re talking pitchers

then slam the under for both teams 😭

[abstract citrus]

I don’t got much to say about them in general but I feel wheeler is going to ruin a lot of people’s moods today

[tiny topaz]

Bro my weed is purple

Got I feel 15 saying that

But holy fuck it’s straight purple

[dry flare]

you taking wheeler under?

[finite dock]

😭

[lunar patio]

this facts tho

[abstract citrus]

Nope not at all. I just have a feeling he’s not gonna show up. I’m not telling people they are gonna lose their money or anything just a gut feeling

[lunar patio]

faded wheeler

old ass

[subtle prism]

is chalkboard not dropping they promos today

[tiny topaz]

I’m a faded geeker

[finite dock]

^

[tiny topaz]

Ight my boy was NOT PLAYING

this shit got me on my ass

I think so sorta like nba rly

Long szn

AS break viewed as a vacation

[abstract citrus]

I like the long ass season. Football over to damn fast

Hitter imo

[tiny topaz]

Def hitters

[abstract citrus]

More people to bet on just gotta know how to run the unders. Some people have no clue how

[tiny topaz]

W the rosin bans too

[finite dock]

younger you are the faster you recover, 5 days rest doesn’t do the same thing for two people

[tiny topaz]

I hate sweating unders

[abstract citrus]

Speaking of Oba you doing any bets today?

[slate bane]

Pitchers decline as the season goes on

[abstract citrus]

I love it cause your winning until your not. With going over you gotta sit and pray

[slate bane]

At end they sort of get better

[scarlet crow]

When does chalkboard drop free squares or is it random

[dry flare]

[marble mirage]

its a tough stretch rn

[abstract citrus]

Oh shit that’s fire. She’s got it. Good luck to you both

[tiny topaz]

That’s very true but I feel like the feeling of missing an over is easier on the mental than missing an under

[marble mirage]

with all star break coming up

players are tired

just sticking it out till break

[abstract citrus]

Especially when you got under 1.5hrr and they bam a homer in the bottom of the 8th

[slate bane]

Hitters go crazy after all star break

[tiny topaz]

I bet under on dame when he dropped 70

[abstract citrus]

Jesus

[tiny topaz]

But yea this would stink too

[unique hare]

Someone out there took malachi flynn U 4.5 points when he dropped 50

[tiny topaz]

No way ur kidding

I’d be absolutely sick about that

[unique hare]

Cant even be mad at that

If you chalk me you better drop 50😂

[tiny topaz]

Yea that’s a good way to think about it fr

Idk ever since that happened I hate betting unders

Also my dad gets upset when I bet unders

[dry flare]

at least it was a swift death

[tiny topaz]

He only does over

[tiny topaz]

It was a swift death yes, but then they danced on the grave

[clever otter]

Yall boys taking sale ?

[tiny topaz]

Yes he’s my goat

Crazy ahh name btw

[dry flare]

they built a water park on that grave

[clever otter]

Good I have under

[tiny topaz]

Ngl that’s a safe bet w my luck

Crazy work w that response but safe

[lean dust]

Day job done! On way to side job

Then boys baseball game at 6

Busy busy bee

[tiny topaz]

Let’s get it unc

[tiny topaz]

Thats when the slate starts

But then again ur boys game is obviously more important

[lean dust]

I know my phones gonna be almost dead, I probs won’t know what’s going on tell I get home

For a little bit at least once my phone dies

[tiny topaz]

Sometimes it’s nice to come home to green

[lean dust]

Let’s hope for it

[rare mulch]

Sale is the taco

Oh lord

[dry flare]

tell me when its not nice

[tiny topaz]

I tailed ur 4 man w Castillo ober and sale but didn’t put Irvin on it

[tiny topaz]

When u get home from a long day to see ur shit challed

[dry flare]

when its green, when is it not nice?

[tiny topaz]

When it’s red?

[subtle prism]

sale taco that’s not good lmao

[dry flare]

F

[lean dust]

Cade Cunningham just got paid

[dry flare]

yeah i would not have taken sale if i knew he was taco

[rare mulch]

If u played sale Ks get Rdy to sweat

Or sale in general

[rare mulch]

Ik it would happen smh I said it earlier now we prolly cooked

All good options

Snell is the best imo

Ober is amazing too

[dry flare]

ya know, ive had a worry about him since yesterday when everyone was going crazy for him but i just cant fade him. now i know its doomed

[rare mulch]

If sale chalks Imma be pissed af

[dry flare]

Tacos are so cursed

[civic epoch]

gallen!

[tiny topaz]

I can’t believe people were confused about the promo

Like it’s the derby dude

[civic epoch]

braves be striking out

gallen the best option

[rare mulch]

PrizePicks promos in general are cursed 😭

[dry flare]

They really are 😭

[lean dust]

Yo Novak called out the dans hardcore

Fans

That was funny as fuck

I don’t even like tennis but that was a g move

[valid mortar]

nah, PP tacos been hitting

just hesitant on the one this morning

[finite dock]

who’s the taco

[valid mortar]

UD discounts been iffy

[rare mulch]

Sale

5.5ks

God damn

[valid mortar]

🙏

[rare mulch]

Snell over 3.5ks

[finite dock]

shits free

[rare mulch]

Gonna be sweaty for no reason

It’s scam picks

[valid mortar]

5.5?

[rare mulch]

Snell over 3.5ks is -2399😂😂😂

[valid mortar]

i was gonna take him at 7 and 8.5 for boosted payout yesterday lol

[dry flare]

[quiet pendant]

Should I do snell higher than 5.5ks

[finite dock]

2.5 is -9000

[rare mulch]

Snell is so free

Original line 4.5

Is cash imo

[finite dock]

Snell and Sale are essentially equal odds wise

I prefer Sale tho

Snell isn’t a strikeout pitcher and he’s back from IL

[quiet pendant]

His 4.5 strike outs is 0.8 for some reason

And 3.5 is 0.7

[marble mirage]

aari looks good

i was gonna run her

[quiet pendant]

Aari is so tough irl

Like when you watch her you be like damn

Bro the amount of times she’s wowed me when i work is crazy

[blazing scarab]

What’s the point in that home run discount if he don’t get a home run ?

[quiet pendant]

It’s the home run derby

He’s hittin one

[rare mulch]

Are they playing away

[quiet pendant]

Home

[rare mulch]

Essentially she’s better on the road

[quiet pendant]

I work today

Nah these past games at home she’s been hooping

[rare mulch]

Jose Ramirez in the HR DERBY

[blazing scarab]

I’m still confused 😂😂

[quiet pendant]

The aces and Washington

[unique hare]

Take the over and stop asking questions

[quiet pendant]

Basically 😂 he’s guaranteed to hit one

[blazing scarab]

😂😂😂

Igh

[dry flare]

because its a home run derby how could he not hit one?

it would be like being in the 3pt contest and never making a single shot out of 50

[rare mulch]

GG Jackson went 0-10 from 3 yesterday 😂😂😂.

[finite dock]

i think most people don’t see the “home run derby” part

[rare mulch]

1.1x scorcher under 2.5 3s btw

[finite dock]

they think it’s for the game today

[dry flare]

ive noticed people dont understand very basic things if they arent familar with the sport or in this case, event

[tiny topaz]

so yall are waiting for a lock for this promo?

[dry flare]

whats the rush?

[finite dock]

i have a good pair so why wait for me

lol

[tiny topaz]

whats ur pair

[tiny topaz]

tru ig

[weak stag]

Pls pls pls

[tiny topaz]

Here’s what I got. I put in 10 before knowing the promo took 6 days

[wraith gorge]

Is Bailey Ober over 7.5 k a good pepper

[dry flare]

its good value fs

[river osprey]

Are you confident in these picks?

[thorn lantern]

I really make 50$/hr to make plays basically

[river osprey]

That’s nice

[sly plank]

🤔

[weak stag]

I feel that it has potential but u know it can always chalk 🤷🏻‍♂️

[river osprey]

Yeah true

How’s everybody’s morning going so far?

[stable current]

Copy my Prize Picks and fanduel with a dm

[thorn lantern]

Yes I’m bored 😂

[river osprey]

😂

[abstract citrus]

All y’all boys gay

[weak stag]

Getting ready to go to citi field today 💙🧡

[oak quail]

Chris sale looks so baited today

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/summer-break-gif-6269967204638541467

AHAHAHAHAH

…

[finite dock]

there’s no option to take the under though?

[thorn lantern]

I was gunna say something😂😂, but I got the joke 😂😂

[finite dock]

I thought he was joking but then he added -$100 😭

[meager tinsel]

They need to give me a promo for today 😡

[thorn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-huey-riley-introvert-go-gif-5938136

[finite dock]

that’s actually insane

how tf did you even do that

[wraith gorge]

Gunnar Henderson for a homer tdy?

[finite dock]

maybe

[junior hearth]

what happened

@finite dock

[junior hearth]

good luck

[dry flare]

gotta be fake right?

[finite dock]

he burnt $100 on Gunnar under somehow

[finite dock]

I thought he was kidding

[dry flare]

#1049076246635618324 now lol

[junior hearth]

your cooked

[tiny topaz]

ik yall like freeman bc of history but hes banned for me. Should i override that and run w freddie

[dry flare]

support or account help?

[tropic dome]

common ud L

give him his bread back

fix this @long gorge

[sacred oyster]

Did anybody get a rescue play? i was supposed to get one

[marble mirage]

The lower is crazy

How is that even possible

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-necklace-yonkers-reaction-gif-7971335176165888017

🤣

[tropic dome]

imagine he go under and we all chalk the 0.5

[devout sluice]

Broooooooo

[sacred oyster]

Did any player get injured and refuded yesterday?

[dry flare]

this has got to be the most elaborate hoax how tf you even take a special under?

[sacred oyster]

Ur supposed to get a rescue

[thorn lantern]

I tried playing it - I was told can’t use the promo in NY 😅

[dry flare]

UD would still green it

[marble mirage]

If he gets 0 that would be wild

0 homeruns in 3 minutes

[tropic dome]

don’t worry bro what’s the account info lol

[marble mirage]

Even Luis Arraez would hit 1

And he's a singles merchant

[tropic dome]

how

[finite dock]

did you do it on PC?

[marble mirage]

I've seen people accidentally do the under before

I think they will fix it and pay you out

[thorn lantern]

User name : easports22

Password: itsinthegame

[tropic dome]

nice

[dry flare]

go to #1049076246635618324 no one here can help you

[thorn lantern]

Sharing is caring

[tropic dome]

just lmk what you want me to pair it with

[finite dock]

he didn’t actually send his username and password tf 😭

who’s winning for the taco?

[marble mirage]

You got a $100 free square?

[tropic dome]

no sht😭😂

[marble mirage]

Ah that makes sense

[true shoal]

I shudve won this slip

Bryce Elder is ass for only 1 strike out

[finite dock]

no you shouldn’t have tf?

[tiny topaz]

Is this good?

I prob shouldn’t run a 5 man but

[tiny topaz]

I did all pitchers today

[junior hearth]

?

[junior aspen]

No pitching outs for Snell…

[tiny topaz]

Isn’t snell bad

[true shoal]

I ain’t knew Corbin was nice like that lol

[tiny topaz]

It was up super early at like 14.5 if I remember correctly

[true shoal]

I don’t make make many baseball slips

[finite dock]

you good

[dry flare]

consider it a $5 lesson ig

[tiny topaz]

This may be a 5 dollar lesson

To stop doing anything but 2 and 3 man’s

[marble mirage]

😂

[scarlet crow]

Pmo

[thorn lantern]

I’m an accountant 😐

[neon crypt]

kenta over 15.5 Os is freeee

[scarlet crow]

Wtf they pay that much?!

I know you bored af tho

[primal mountain]

If you're an accountant, then what's the 2024 supplemental tax rate for bonuses?

[thorn lantern]

Yeah , but I don’t consider it a lot tbh after taxes

[fast berry]

Why is nobody else asking where Blanco is at?? Haha

[scarlet crow]

I work in finance and I be bored af😭

[thorn lantern]

Imma staff accountant 😐 idk but I can research that

[primal mountain]

no no...lol....I'm just joking with you

I think it's 28%

I should know...I just had my bonus given to me last week 😭

[scarlet crow]

can you explain how taxes work with UD

[thorn lantern]

I belive it 😭😭

[dry flare]

i dont even know what the supplemental rate means

[fringe knot]

My locks of the day

[primal mountain]

basically, it means....that the government is gonna take more from anything you don't make as wages from a job

lol

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-america-childish-gambino-dancing-gif-12164113

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/m1a2-abrams-main-battle-tank-firing-gun-poland-nato-joint-training-exercise-foxtrot12-m1a2-abrams-abrams-tank-gif-15690330044060110067

your tax dollars at work

https://tenor.com/view/spirit-gif-20726051

[dry flare]

i would say what i think my tax money goes to but i dont want to get politicla

[thorn lantern]

Isnt it 24% from winning after 5k?

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/殲31-shenyang-fc31-jet-spin-fly-gif-17590503

[sacred oyster]

My home run derby $100 max entry lets goo

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tomahawk-missile-battleship-gif-8194610

[devout sluice]

Believe it’s 6k

[fringe knot]

He’s not getting a HR

[sacred oyster]

Ur dumb

Go let yo dad love you

[primal mountain]

it goes to my Create-A-Singles-Slip Fund

lmao

[dry flare]

i honestly cant tell who just doesnt know what the derby is or if people just want to be haters

[devout sluice]

Appreciate you guys keeping me employed at one point

[junior hearth]

heck no

[finite dock]

They see “0.5 HRs” and think it’s for the game today

[primal mountain]

What branch did you serve in?

[finite dock]

I think they just confused

[finite dock]

I mean it is a weird time to put out the promo for the derby

[devout sluice]

Marines

[primal mountain]

Thank you for your service!

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-space-marines-absolutely-badasses-gif-16483437

[devout sluice]

🤣 thanks nbd

[finite dock]

“long time” you mean 50 year olds and up

[devout sluice]

We think wheeler hitting that fantasy?

[scarlet crow]

Wtf that’s alot

[devout sluice]

Hope yall put money on France

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES HOME RUNS

[dawn urchin]

JOEY + BEING HOME = BASEBALL SLIPS

[gusty topaz]

free donations to underdog

[finite dock]

damn first game hasn’t started yet?

😭

[dry flare]

love it

[junior aspen]

Did you get to bet on it?

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-stewart-eat-eating-munch-munching-gif-4883511

[wanton heron]

Brayan bello O .5 K wat u think. Red Sox playing Oakland who struck out 13 times last game and are 29 in the league with averaging 9.64 a game. They took Kenta Madea’s U 1.5K.

Wat ya think

[dry flare]

come on this is unrealistic. 4 homers i can see but this? no impossible 😂

[dawn urchin]

SOMEONE GET JOEY TO WORK ASAP HES GOING CRAZY WITH SLIPS

[lean dust]

The no one believes in us parlay

[dawn urchin]

I BELIEVE IN YOU SKOL

[lean dust]

Bunch of odd ducks

[scarlet crow]

Has anyone had to pay taxes on UD winnings?

[lean dust]

No basketball took care of that for me

[lean dust]

Not betting it next year tell u that lol

[fast berry]

Does Kounde's own goal count as a pass?

Hehe

[meager tinsel]

I don't win enough for that 😂😂

[dry flare]

yes

[gusty topaz]

holy shit spain

[primal mountain]

not me

[wanton heron]

Wat we think on that? They facing Oakland who ranks 29 in strikeout as a team and struck out 13 times last game

[dry flare]

(insert the arnold "BS" clip here)

[finite dock]

I’m seeing a lot of unders for Bello today

[primal mountain]

seriously, I haven't received a 1099 from UD for last year

[dry flare]

what about for the year before?

[primal mountain]

NOPE

[dry flare]

i believe you

but only because i know you bet $1 mostly

[primal mountain]

I haven't withdrawn anything over $600

the most I've withdrawn was like $200

and that was at the start of me doing this shit last year

[empty moss]

ohtani sending one to the moon

[primal mountain]

lol

[empty moss]

on wheeler

[tall scaffold]

Gallen under a little crazy

[empty moss]

Wheeler getting shelled today

😭

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[devout sluice]

🙂‍↕️

[empty moss]

😂

[abstract citrus]

Since no mod did this to me can I ask why the bot banned me for an hour?’?!?

[primal mountain]

@dawn urchin I did it

[meager tinsel]

U lucky it was just an hr I got a week and didn't do anything one time lmaoo

[primal mountain]

I put my Covid at-home test money on it

[abstract citrus]

It doesn’t make any sense at all. I was laughing at someone’s thing and I just randomly got banned

[shy socket]

I BELIEVE AND IM RIDING

[abstract citrus]

@primal mountain can I ask why the bot does that? If your not sure it’s all cool just confusing

What

[abstract citrus]

@finite dock that’s all I said

Right

Mods always here until an issue happens lmao

[lunar patio]

wdf @lean dust

thought we was coo

[abstract citrus]

You ready to go Inch for inch?

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-xbox-lock-locked-in-tap-lock-tap-lock-in-gif-15828046582060325350

[lunar patio]

i done alr told u i have a shrimp

[empty moss]

incoming 4 homers against Wheeler 😭

[dawn urchin]

MY LOVE OF NRFI

[junior hearth]

thoughts

[civic plover]

Anyone got any KBO picks tn?

[scarlet crow]

Sale the taco on pp yea he’s selling fasho

[scarlet crow]

How does it work

[dry flare]

which part of it?

[scarlet crow]

Idk what I’m asking tbh🤣

Like what % do you have to pay ig?

[dry flare]

yeah idk either

[dry flare]

depends on your tax bracket

it gets added into all your income

[pure compass]

Phillies slapping the Dodgers today and that overrated gambler Ohtani

[scarlet crow]

Man that’s some bs

We gotta risk our money then if we win we gotta pay taxes on it

[rare mulch]

So the over 5.5 was +5000

[hearty aurora]

Ohtani 0-4. Freeman 2-4

[pure compass]

I don’t know ball wtf does this mean

All I know is

[rare mulch]

Forgot blanco existed

[hearty aurora]

[pure compass]

Oh their hitting ok bet

Yes 0 for ohtani

[finite dock]

Is the Kante dude passing

[abstract citrus]

I seen he had 15 passes like 5 mins ago. But PP doesn’t update much

He’s up to 19 now

[lavish island]

Wish the odds where like 800+

[abstract citrus]

He needs 25 passes in the second half so we need Spain to score asap @finite dock

[lunar patio]

😭

[pure compass]

finna be waiting a week for this $5 slip just to get sum promo funds lol

we penny pinching over here

[tiny topaz]

No I didn’t get to bet on it. I don’t trust snell I think he’s just regressing a lot

[unkempt agate]

??

[rare mulch]

Wait Kyle schwarber and Bryce Harper back?

[tiny topaz]

I bet on Bryce

[civic epoch]

stott

[abstract citrus]

Phillys are back

[rare mulch]

Kyle finna give Bobby two free Ks now smh

Chalk it

[unkempt agate]

Bet

[dense mantle]

ofc the pp taco chalks

[tall scaffold]

😭😭

[abstract citrus]

It’s only halftime fam

He can pull through

Just gotta pray Spain can score again

[rare mulch]

He only got 19?

[dense mantle]

ggs

[abstract citrus]

France

[rare mulch]

If so dats ggs

[abstract citrus]

My fault

[dense mantle]

ggs

bro lmao

[weak basin]

I got a crazy 6 man these stats sheesh

[rare mulch]

How many do he got

@abstract citrus

[abstract citrus]

Well time to dip out the chat. The negative Nancy’s are gonna come out

[weak basin]

Lock ts in!

[abstract citrus]

19 at half. Score is 2-1 so we can easily see OT

[rare mulch]

Figured under OG would be good

Tmr is gonna be good

[lunar patio]

lmaoooo

[thorn lantern]

I ain’t see a prop I didn’t like 😂

[dry flare]

this looks AI generated

(jk)

[thorn lantern]

😂😂😂

[finite dock]

I don’t like calling anyone’s slips donations

[lean dust]

Diaz first major league start against Braves yesterday looked alright and he ain’t no wheeler

[finite dock]

but those are donations brother 😭😭😭

[thorn lantern]

Lmao i respect it , I think they are too

[lean dust]

We cool we cool dex, I used to watch dex the laboratory I can’t b mad at u

[finite dock]

is what it is, these could be donations too 🤣

[lunar patio]

lmaoo

[finite dock]

Kante just picked up a few passes @abstract citrus

if Judge and Ohtani go yard I’ll cover my losses

[abstract citrus]

I know I told these dummies to have faith

[thorn lantern]

Ooo I might star pairing 2s for 100$ ngl

[finite dock]

These people were already saying chalk??😭

[abstract citrus]

Yes cause he had 18 at half

Mfs give up so fast

[finite dock]

Sometimes I wonder why i’m still in this chat

[abstract citrus]

For comedy purposes

[lean dust]

Slips for the day good luck everyone

[finite dock]

Kante about to be at 30 with 35 minutes left in the game

[empty moss]

today is a money day

[finite dock]

🤞

[abstract citrus]

He’s doing great en

Rn

[abstract citrus]

What were you saying ?

He’s doubled his line almost in like 10 mins

[finite dock]

Glasnow’s next start will be against the Tigers

I’m nuking the absolute shit out of that

[finite dock]

mfs chat to chat😭😭

if he fails me again he’s banned 😭 but I really don’t want to

[abstract citrus]

Lmao

[dense mantle]

wassup bro

[abstract citrus]

Soccer discount hitting now brother

You give up way to early

[dense mantle]

shut yo ass up

[dense mantle]

ok thanks for telling me

[finite dock]

oooh so cold 🤓

[dense mantle]

lmao all i said was ggs. i have no clue about soccer. im just here to make money

[abstract citrus]

Weird

[dense mantle]

huh?

i said thanks nigha

[abstract citrus]

Just came off sarcastic but it’s all good

[lavish island]

Bryce Harper is back guys

[royal wedge]

Ngl i fucked up 😭🙏🏾

U telling me no one’s shooting in the goal

[finite dock]

nah people are shooting they just making it

[lavish island]

It’s bug he got 2

[royal wedge]

Damn so he’s ass

[dry flare]

how does he have 0 saves

[royal wedge]

Oh Ight

[finite dock]

yeah he has 2

[royal wedge]

Ight bet

[dense mantle]

@finite dock @abstract citrus

[royal wedge]

What the app btw

[finite dock]

Kante at 30 @abstract citrus

[abstract citrus]

Niceeee

[dry flare]

is the taco going to cash?

[gusty topaz]

kante chalked

💀💀💀

[jaunty crater]

Kante sold everyone pissed in the soccer pp chat 😂😂😂

[finite dock]

Uh oh they just substituted Kante

[dry flare]

rip

maybe pp will reboot

[finite dock]

How does soccer substitutions work?

[gusty topaz]

rip

[jaunty crater]

Most likely

[gusty topaz]

once they go out they can’t come back

[finite dock]

Do they go back in or what

[acoustic zephyr]

I was so confused how one homer was a discount until I saw it was the derby lmao

[thorn lantern]

What sport more skillful basketball or baseball?

[finite dock]

Oh shit

[royal wedge]

@lavish island

[finite dock]

lol

[royal wedge]

W fae

Fade

[finite dock]

Well I guess now he’s actually chalked @abstract citrus

[abstract citrus]

Wow

Just like that huh

[finite dock]

He might reboot tho

People are saying

[royal wedge]

Nah

[abstract citrus]

No way they reboot that I feel like

[jolly fiber]

easy cash

need mbappé to get another shot

[abstract citrus]

Bro Kante was gonna cash so easy too

[royal wedge]

Facts

[finite dock]

He was on pace to get like 50 lol

[royal wedge]

I NEED OT🗣️

[abstract citrus]

I don’t think we’re gonna get a reboot

[thorn lantern]

Basketball players would smoke football players in football

[lavish island]

😂

[thorn lantern]

Lmao I’m out here trying to start some shit 😂

[marble mirage]

I ran the Yankees NRFI with the free square

[lavish island]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-nervous-anxious-biting-gif-5073167

[marble mirage]

Tailed tinman

[marble mirage]

It's gonna be a sweat

[lavish island]

Aaron judge does a homer after weeks of playing bad

[marble mirage]

Probably

With 2 outs too

To make it even worse

[lavish island]

2 strike outs 3 balls

[marble mirage]

Probably 2 strikes as well

Yep

The amount of Yankees Rays NRFIs I have lost is crazy

They would always have McClanahan vs like Cole NRFIs

And they would always chalk

[abstract citrus]

@finite dock @lean dust

[unique hare]

Spoiled taco would make me say bad things to nikolai

Dont call it a fucking spoiled taco like this shit is funny

[lean dust]

I’m about to pull my money out of that app limited my tacos to five bucks and now that shit

[marble mirage]

Won't reboot

He was gonna sub early this game

After playing the full 120 last game

[abstract citrus]

Yup I’m done whatever I win today comes out the app I’m done

[lavish island]

Everyone here use draft king ?

[marble mirage]

Nah

[lavish island]

I knew that taco was bad he was not getting 50+ against Spain

[lavish island]

Is allowed in your state ?🥹

[abstract citrus]

EVERYONE GO COMPLAIN @lean dust @finite dock ANYONE WHO USED THE TACO MAYBE WE CAN GET IT REBOOTED

[jaunty crater]

😂😂

[pliant gust]

Lol spoiled taco

[lavish island]

It’s not getting rebooted 😭

Prize pick don’t give a fuck if yall complain

[abstract citrus]

We did this before and it worked feel free to help or not

[unique hare]

Pp does reboot tacos sometimes

Idk why or how but they do

[abstract citrus]

We need enough people

[lavish island]

Yea but he played 60 mins so that’s hard

[marble mirage]

No

[unique hare]

If the rest of the tacos hit they're not rebooting it

[marble mirage]

I wish it was

[lavish island]

Dam

[marble mirage]

Seems so nice

To not need a pair for everything

[jaunty crater]

They all talking about leaving pp and joining UD lol

[pliant gust]

If so quicker to special unlocked

[unique hare]

They'll be back next tuesday

[pliant gust]

To spend that $5

[finite dock]

Mfs robbing us lol

[abstract citrus]

Oh nah I won’t

[jaunty crater]

Fr they still gonna take them tacos regardless 😭😭

[abstract citrus]

My account is being deleted tonight

[unique hare]

🔥

[abstract citrus]

Once I pull my money out I’m deleting that shit

[finite dock]

I’m boutta delete the app NGL

[unique hare]

didnt expect any less from Mr. UD hat

[finite dock]

Trashy ass tacos

[jaunty crater]

Smart move

[wheat kite]

what do yall think about this?

[abstract citrus]

Underdog and Chalkboard already got me covered

[pliant gust]

I was using them to BR build and they limited me on that. It’s a dumb app anyway

[rare mulch]

Glasnow on IL

[abstract citrus]

Shit is so ass. Like what kind of gay ass policy is that

[unique hare]

no more kyrie goblins you dont need em anymore

[rare mulch]

What happened

[thorn lantern]

Shohei ain’t start at 9 fantasy points?

[jaunty crater]

I’m saying and if I wanna do ML I got DraftKings and FanDuel

[abstract citrus]

Kente got subbed out when he was on track to murder his line

[rare mulch]

Tough

[abstract citrus]

And prize picks saying no reboot as of now

[royal wedge]

It’s over

[rare mulch]

They don’t reboot soccer at all

[unique hare]

I know its fuck prizepicks time but ud wouldnt have rebooted neither

[finite dock]

Cheap ass company

[royal wedge]

Spain is winning it all

[rare mulch]

Even if there is a injury

[abstract citrus]

Garbage ass company

[wheat kite]

🤷🏼‍♂️

[abstract citrus]

Well I got 3 slips left on pp until I’m gone

[rare mulch]

Should have chose mbappe as the taco

[unique hare]

but that wouldve been a good promo

cant have that

[jolly fiber]

bang

[unique hare]

May i offer you an alyssa thomas pra taco

[thorn lantern]

Lmaooo PP be copying and pasting thier response im jacking it

[unique hare]

poor nikolai lmao

[finite dock]

@abstract citrus maybe i scared them into rebooting

[rare mulch]

Bro catching strays for no reason 😭

[abstract citrus]

I’m gonna blame Nikolai for me leaving so he gets fire

Fired

[unique hare]

I once got real pissed and attempted to guilt trip support

[rare mulch]

This isn’t the first time a soccer taco chalked

[unique hare]

"How do you feel working for people robbing addicts every night"