┆⚾・baseball

[umbral sentinel]

Was a flex

[pliant gust]

You need more than two players for it two be shielded

[dense mantle]

Got reverted to a 2 man after the Dnp

[lean dust]

U can’t flex a two man

[stiff turret]

Yeah

Ass moment

[lean dust]

Sale fudged everyone

😂

The fuck

Dude

[umbral sentinel]

Ohhh yea sale cooked me

[lean dust]

😂

[stiff turret]

I blame sale

Making me sweat vs the dbags

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-dogo-smile-cute-gif-16039989

Except me

[lean dust]

U also crack me up my dude 😂

The baseball channel always popping I love it

[quiet pendant]

Idk if I should be mad or disappointed

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-crews-bad-smell-stinky-gif-14470714

Sale smell like

[lean dust]

He was feeling it 😂

[dense mantle]

A lil of both but atleast it wasn’t a l just use the funds for tomorrow discount

[quiet pendant]

Id rather not

Somebody might not play again and cook me

[lean dust]

Janikowski was such a sweat too

[dense mantle]

It rarely happens

Lmao

[lean dust]

Dude was trying way too hard to chalk My shit.

😂

[dense mantle]

They wanted to match sale up with Gallen for a pitchers hellfest

[dense mantle]

Ong lmaoooo

[lean dust]

Stealing bases and shit for no reason

Like why u getting in scoring position bro

U up by 7

[dense mantle]

Lmaoooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

[dense mantle]

He must had a bonus in his contract

[lean dust]

No effing doubt dude 😂

[pliant gust]

They took away his under 1.5 1st inn Ks

[lean dust]

But after that sweat fest I gotta get up in five hours

Night gang let’s get they ass tmrw

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[dense mantle]

Shit was like .04x anyway lmao

[stiff turret]

That's rough

[empty moss]

me looking at the board tmr

[pliant gust]

.7

[stiff turret]

As i have to get up in 5 hours

[dense mantle]

Same gn

[lean dust]

What we do for the love of sports and betting

[dense mantle]

JUDGE / OHTANI

[lean dust]

Tmrw we Rob all the apps

[empty moss]

is ohtani really gonna smack one against wheeler? 👀

[dense mantle]

TACO TUESDAY AND .5 🥶

[lean dust]

I can’t wait

[dense mantle]

Wheeler throwin a turkey

Watch

[empty moss]

down the middle

u right

[valid mortar]

smacked four against him

[dense mantle]

He sending that bitch to Uganda

[empty moss]

It was never Judge and Gunnar, always Ohtani and Judge.

[dense mantle]

Remind me to never withdraw with that bank shi. That is not the fastest.

I still haven’t gotten paid from yesterday

[empty moss]

fr?

😂😂

I get paid instant

[dense mantle]

But I just withdrew PayPal like 5 mins ago nd it hit

[stiff turret]

Paypal is way better

[empty moss]

UD must not like yall

[rare mulch]

It took like 5 days when I did inter checks

I always do pay pal

[empty moss]

not interchecks

the other one

[lean dust]

Yup interchecks takes me 5-7 days

[rare mulch]

Pay pal takes 5-7 mins

[dense mantle]

Ik but they got a new system for same day bank

[lean dust]

Shit bugs me

[empty moss]

they new one they got

[lean dust]

Is the other bank one faster

[dense mantle]

I DIDNT USE INTERCHECK

[lean dust]

If so ima do thst

It’s new

[empty moss]

yes way faster

[rare mulch]

Oh Wel imma stay on pay pal

[dense mantle]

THEY HAVE A NEW SYSTEM

[stiff turret]

Idk why i can't withdraw to the bank

[lean dust]

Fuck ya ima do that

[stiff turret]

Not for me

[empty moss]

u can withdraw and depo from there

Once u put ur bank

It remains as a payment method

I just alternate between Apple Pay and that shit

[stiff turret]

Maybe it's a region thing

[empty moss]

oh shit

[dense mantle]

@lean dust

@stiff turret

[charred leaf]

Did anyone get paid for their win yesterday? I’m waiting for my flex play to pay out

[dense mantle]

Yea all my entries are settled

[lean dust]

Bang

[charred leaf]

I got 2/3 on a flex play and haven’t got paid yet

[lean dust]

Top one is new bang

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rap-hip-hop-west-coast-crips-gif-24898891

[lean dust]

Most important thing to betting withdrawing when u win

[edgy shore]

💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[stiff turret]

I've done it

Still my only 2 options are checks and paypal

[lunar patio]

lmao this so crazy

[stiff turret]

Like I'm cool with going througj paypal

I'd prefer my bank

[dense mantle]

Same

That’s why I tried the new system

First time it was smooth

[devout condor]

how much do you keep on the app?

[dense mantle]

Yesterday I did another one nd it’s day 2

Still haven’t hit

[lean dust]

100$ I’m a little wild tho

[lean dust]

Love it

Ensure ur profit just takes a few bad days for it to disappear

[stiff turret]

Saying yes is a clear sign of a gambling problem

But 9k is 9k...

I'm not doing it

[fast berry]

Already cooking

[quiet pendant]

Mbn

[junior hearth]

yh

now let’s hit again tomorrow

[finite dock]

i feel like pitch our record is easy if yk the players

[abstract citrus]

Oh shit that boy Eric back

[empty moss]

fly me to the moon

[sweet sundial]

Korean Baseball is really the move

Top players get super easy lines 🤷🏾‍♂️.

[rare mulch]

How much trust you got in this

[sweet sundial]

Did my research. All of the hitters on my slip are the best hitters in the league and the pitchers Thas under haven’t crossed that line set in months

Pretty confident

Tbh

Except Ronnie, he only has one game getting less than 4 strikeouts THE ENTIRE SEASON so far

Easy lock

Not Ronnie but Roenis

[rare mulch]

Found my POD

Especially if it opens up at 1.5HRR

[dense mantle]

Slips locked in, headed to bed. Gotta be up in 4 hours

[dawn urchin]

Me eyeing some tasty NRFI picks for tomorrow

[abstract citrus]

What you got

[dawn urchin]

Strictly speaking from sportsbooks perspective to make UD picks. Dodgers vs Phillies -125, Yanks vs Rays is -120 Rondon is due IMO, & Mariners vs Padres is -135.

[sweet sundial]

Idk what that mean

Am I taking the higher or lower

[subtle prism]

yall like lodolo over 16.5 outs?

[rare mulch]

He should go over

[dense mantle]

First game back from injury 🌚. He may be on pc

But if he wasn’t on pc I would def take it

Tomorrow is gonna be a great day

I feel it

[empty moss]

fly me to the moon

SOLER POWER TIME

[dense mantle]

NUCLEARRRRRR

[subtle prism]

yeah I feel like he might be on pitch count but idk bc he’s injury was jsut like a blister and plus it’s the rockies so like he should soar

[dawn urchin]

NRFI means no runs 1st inning. So in UD you take lower 0.5

[dense mantle]

Wait what was his injury?

[empty moss]

FD

is a cheat code

😂

Chalkboard

is a cheat code

[rare mulch]

Oh lol

I didn’t even kno nick got hurt

[dense mantle]

They say a blister

I like him to go over but hmmm

#FREE PAPI 🤙🏾

[empty moss]

nigga I thought yo ass was gts

😂

[tiny topaz]

What time do fantasy lines drop?

[empty moss]

finna roll up

[tiny topaz]

Anyone know?

[abstract citrus]

What up gang

[tiny topaz]

What time fantasy lines drop?

[dawn urchin]

I want to say around 6-7 AM west coast time or 9-10 AM east coast time

[tiny topaz]

Alright gotcha

I got class at 11 am EST and I got a hw to do before that

If I’m waking up early I may as well get the lines

[dense mantle]

Man I’m researching trynna get ahead 😭😭😭😭

Check DMs @empty moss

[empty moss]

✅

[abstract citrus]

Nah I’m
Jk

[rare mulch]

⚾️ Freddie Freeman “O” 1.5HRR (-145).
This a Line Where Freddie is over in (60%) 6/10 in his last 10 games and (59%) 54/91 on the Year.

•Vs the Matchup (Zack Wheeler) His splits are .412/.537/.608 with a 1.145ops which means he is very good vs Zack

•Freeman is batting .288 on the road this year and .330 Vs RHP This year.

Idk if u will read but anyways

Something I like

Only thing is Zack OBA vs Left handed hitters is .231 but it’s way better than the .153 OBA that Right handed hitters have vs him lol

[wheat kite]

what you think about this?

[sweet sundial]

No take victor reyes instead

Top hitter and has been on a little streak as of late

[wheat kite]

alright will do🫡

[abstract citrus]

Tailed with $50

[empty moss]

👀

[vital dagger]

Who yall thinking hit homers td?

[empty moss]

🏦

[sweet sundial]

To the moon we go

[quiet pendant]

I’ll tail too why not

All of them getting two bases tho is kinda wild

@sweet sundial

[sweet sundial]

Majority of them get multiple hits a game and also have .330+ batting averages

[rare mulch]

I’d say Nolan Arenado

[solemn herald]

Some of those games have the potential to be rained out

[river osprey]

Ima tail that 7 man play and hope I wake up to some good news

[rare mulch]

Which games

Pls lmk 😂

[river osprey]

Yordan and ohtani for home runs

[solemn herald]

Kia vs LG

Lotte vs SSG

[finite dock]

yk fk it

[fringe fulcrum]

shit happened yesterday

[sweet sundial]

We good on the kbo games. Only Davidson got canceled but that’s fine.

Reyes already got a hit.

Elias already has 2 strikeouts at the end of the 1st. Lookin great tbh

Casey Kelly may get pulled early if he gives up 4 runs in the 1st

Yeah Kelly is getting pulled early 🤣. Easyyyyyy

Dawson got a hit already

We lookin real nice for a banger dawg.

[sweet sundial]

Elias just needs one more strikeout. Reyes already cashed with his second hit.
Keepin an eye on Nailey, he has 3Ks but not worried.
And our hitters are selling us. Dawson is the only hitter with a hit so far

Only 4th inning though so should be good

Elias just got his 4th K so he cashed

If our hitters can come through we got the parlay won.

[bleak tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-ocean-pensive-thinking-sad-gif-27364531

[sweet sundial]

Nailes is gonna get pulled after the 6th. Still only has 3Ks when the 5th starts. Just need our hitters to wake up. The whole team is in a slump, only has two hits as a whole

[weak basin]

Is kim hye seong playing?

[sweet sundial]

Yes he’s just ass rn.

2ab no hits

[weak basin]

I tried searching him up but it doesnt say he playing

[sweet sundial]

He’s playing

I’m looking at the play by play rn

[weak basin]

Yk how you usually search someone up and shows his stats for the game, for example victor reyes i searched him up he got 2 hits but with it doesnt show with him

[weak basin]

Fs g

then my shi buggin

[sweet sundial]

Go to mykbostats.com

Then go to games. You’ll see it

[weak basin]

Yk what number he is for hitting on his team

Bet

[sweet sundial]

He’s 3rd

Think we cooked. Dawson got a base on ball. Unless he can score a run he’s cooked. And Kim and got an error on his ab so his hit doesn’t count

[weak basin]

damn

I seen he got a rbi but no hit

[sweet sundial]

Wait song just hit a double

Which means Dawson just scored a run

[weak basin]

seong?

[sweet sundial]

So at most Dawson will tie.

Yes seong

Seong got a double so he cashed his slip

[weak basin]

He got a double base?

W

[sweet sundial]

If only some how Kim can get a double at this next at bat we got a win

[weak basin]

So this hit since seong got a double base

victor got 2 hits already and matthew is a dnp i think since his game is postponed

[sweet sundial]

Canceled game

You’ll get a tie but yes my man YOU GOT A BANGERRRRRRRR

[weak basin]

Www

[sweet sundial]

Wait wtf

It says the game got canceled

[weak basin]

what game??

[sweet sundial]

With Davidson

I guess you gotta wait for the next game

[dry flare]

its paying out like a 2 leg

[weak basin]

damn so i get a 3x

Basically a 2man payout ima get

[dry flare]

yes

[sweet sundial]

Man if Kim can somehow get a double and Dawson can get another hit so he doesn’t tie then bro I’m up $300

Hate when hitters who been on fire have a horrible game when I bet

[sweet sundial]

NOOOOOOOOOO KIM GROUNDED OUT 😭😭😭

This is so heartbreaking, I was so freaking close again man

[pastel stag]

hes been batting really bad recently

[bleak tiger]

bro stayed up all night just for an L

tragic

[sweet sundial]

Kim has another chance.

Damn nvm. If hanwha doesn’t score two runs its game over

I’m crying

Still made like twenty bucks off the bet so still a win

[lean dust]

Back to 12 hour shifts today

That’s 💩

[dry flare]

lots of people

[fast berry]

I yam. What are our strongest fantasy plays today? Blanco, Ober, Sale??

[upper bobcat]

What app is this?

[rare mulch]

Why didn’t u ask him 😭

[scarlet crow]

We getting a promo today?

[dry flare]

supposedly yes

[fast berry]

Think so

[scarlet crow]

Bet 😈

[fast berry]

Why isn't Blanco anywhere

[half mist]

Liking this

[dry flare]

why is ben lively so low?

[rare mulch]

He’s been like dat the last two starts or so

[lunar patio]

cause he old and trash

fade gang

he washed

i’m done running pitchers over 30 only exception is sale

[dry flare]

UD doesnt have his Ks

[devout sluice]

The is Hard Rock

[rare mulch]

Lines haven’t dropped

[lunar patio]

i’m up at 9 sharp and i got no fantasy

i alr have my 6x nuke

should be free

[dry flare]

its 9 and still no lines... they been slacking since 4th of july

[lunar patio]

run sale, ober, lodolo

nuke them 3 fantasy

[rare mulch]

They been dropping at 9:05 dang near everyday

Yaal good I think

[dry flare]

if sale over 40 idk if im taking it

[rare mulch]

He is most likely

[lunar patio]

should start at 37 again

[rare mulch]

It’s underdog 😭

Highly doubt

[dry flare]

if hes 37 then nuke it is

[royal wedge]

PIVKS

PICKS

WHERE ARE THEY

[rare mulch]

He was at 40 when the news got dropped it might be at 38.5 lowest I’d say

[half mist]

Ben is over 3.5K in 86% of games this season

[royal wedge]

I NEED PICKS

DROP DEM UD

[lunar patio]

we’ll see

[dry flare]

his line should be 4 or 4.5 imo

[lunar patio]

props coming out

[half mist]

I’ll take deans FP and Ben’s FP

[rare mulch]

Ben has a good matchup vs the tigers too lol

[dry flare]

called it. his line is 4 on UD

[fast berry]

This search method works right?

[lunar patio]

ben is old and washed

yall gon learn lmfaooo

[dry flare]

hes

[lunar patio]

i’m putting him on a .5 slip

wheeler and ben going on the .5

[dry flare]

you taking his under 4Ks?

[royal wedge]

Deans is at 16.5 PO

[lunar patio]

nah he should hit the over

[rare mulch]

.

[dry flare]

but you just said... nvm

[rare mulch]

I like it

[lunar patio]

he’s going to give up ER

it’s det ofc he gon hit k’s

but as the game goes he will prob crumble

[rare mulch]

Taillon been pitching 6 innings for the last 5 games he’s been balling and lowered his era to sub 3

Matchup is scaring me

Otherwise I’d take his fantasy again

[lunar patio]

dean got bumped to 15.5

[half mist]

Imma take Irvin’s PO

He just went 24 against them

[rare mulch]

Running it

Might

[lunar patio]

bro i neee fantasy to drop

[royal wedge]

What the hell

[lunar patio]

i’m at work

need to get off my phone

ima end up getting fired

[half mist]

Y’all don’t like Dean Ks?

[rare mulch]

I do

Good matchup

[half mist]

Jake just went 24 outs against them

[royal wedge]

Damn

[dry flare]

i do like kremer i might add him to community picks today

[royal wedge]

Drop

Fantasy

[half mist]

Or should I wait for their FP?

[dry flare]

no harm in waiting really you can still take Ks if the FP isnt good

[pine igloo]

Bro can they drop the rest of the picks ffs

[rare mulch]

Only bad thing is it’s a division game, so anything can happen. One game you can go super crazy then next they eating you alive or you jus have a decent start

[hard mist]

🤔

[half mist]

Sticking with the pitchers then lol

[finite dock]

should i??

[rare mulch]

Williams

[valid mortar]

i feel like that's safe

[rare mulch]

I’d say Logan Gilbert POs but idk

Looks Good

But whole community riding him today

[rare mulch]

Or freeman

[dry flare]

did you lock this in?

[hard mist]

I’m standing on business with that bet

[royal wedge]

They still didn’t drop fantasy

Crazy

[amber wren]

IM BACK ITS TIME TO ROB UNDERDOG

[rare mulch]

I meant to ask how confident

[finite dock]

not yet,

[dry flare]

the oompa loompas they use to calculate FP went on strike at midnight

[royal wedge]

Make sense

[weak stag]

What y’all think?

[royal wedge]

Perfect

[rare mulch]

PrizePicks hasn’t dropped FPS either so it’s all good

[royal wedge]

That’s why

[dry flare]

the oopma loopmas are on strike everywhere

[finite dock]

they need to drop promo 😫

[dry flare]

theres supposed to be one today

[finite dock]

yes I’m waiting to nuke it

watch it be max $10

[royal wedge]

Make another nrfi🗣️

[hard mist]

Oh very but do r + a to play it safe

[finite dock]

not again bro 😭

always the last one with 2 outs bottom of the first

[royal wedge]

4 man

Not no 5 man

[dry flare]

i mean its usually based on how much you normally spend

[finite dock]

last time it was a four man

so what you’re saying is we should make two slips, one 4 and then one 3 without the 4th leg

[royal wedge]

It was 5 last night

[finite dock]

yes but the time before that it was 4

[tiny topaz]

Yall gotta hop on 2 mans

Most profitable I’ve been ngl

Also fpts lines not up yet nah?

[rose raptor]

3 mans >

[finite dock]

bro you made most of your profit from an 8 man

😭

[rose raptor]

6x crazy payout

[rare mulch]

Real

[royal wedge]

Yes

[finite dock]

alright let me cook

[rare mulch]

3mans and 5mans all I run

Only run 2mans with discounts

[royal wedge]

I run everything except for 2 mans

[finite dock]

“440 ft no doubter to left field” 🪦

[royal wedge]

Even 8 mans

[tiny topaz]

Shhhh

😭😭

It was a 6 man protected play and that’s like my 5th ever 6th man hit in 2+ years of betting

[rare mulch]

Almost hit a 8man for $500 but Mitch Keller sold it

[tiny topaz]

I’d be heated

[tiny topaz]

Damn wtf

[royal wedge]

ITS OUT

[tiny topaz]

It dropped???

[royal wedge]

GIMMIEEE

[rare mulch]

He glitched the system

[tiny topaz]

Tailed u unc

Don’t like Irvin bc the Mets been hot but I hope he hits for u

[lean dust]

U c his last game against the Mets

[tiny topaz]

Nah I did not

[dry flare]

sale FP lower?

[tiny topaz]

Ur crazy for that

He’s my goat he always cashes

[twin socket]

When does the promo drop

[rare mulch]

Idk prolly around 11-12

[fast berry]

These fantasy lines are pretty decent

[tiny topaz]

Yall like wheeler today?

[tiny topaz]

Valid

200 to win 50 is a bit funny

[main barn]

Feel like Scherzer, Sale and Wheeler are all low

[finite dock]

it’s technically 200 to win 250

[tiny topaz]

Yea that’s true

[royal wedge]

I smell a 8 man

[dry flare]

thats true since the $200 is bonus money

[tiny topaz]

Ahhhhh

Gotchu

Abt to say like

[amber wren]

why is bailey ober so low haha

32.5

[dry flare]

why do all the pitcher FP lines seem low?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-know-something-i-dont-doug-the-head-snatch-what-do-you-know-is-there-something-i-am-not-aware-of-that-you-are-gif-21722502

[finite dock]

no way seager can’t get a “single flied to center” first AB

@twin socket check your dms

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-eho-me-pointing-at-self-nah-gif-14254531587298250253

[fast berry]

I'm dropping heavy on these aces at 35 fp

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/you-parks-and-recreation-its-you-pointing-refer-gif-15663142

[fast berry]

That's literally 5 innings 5 strikeouts and a qs

[royal wedge]

It’s fuckin set up

[rare mulch]

QS you gotta go 6

[royal wedge]

And imma go for it🗣️

[fast berry]

Oh well a win

5 inning 5 strikeout win

[lunar patio]

lodolo so free

[tiny topaz]

Alr made 2 slips. Saving 10 bucks for promo

[rare mulch]

Gilbert fantasy removed

[royal wedge]

I like it

[twin socket]

I wanna know if he on a pitch count or not

[tiny topaz]

First impressions of this slate: Blake snell is pitching. He has been washed. Bet on blue jays batters no? Vladdy?

[rare mulch]

I think max is due

[tiny topaz]

He’s old

[rare mulch]

He’s probably off pitch limit

[tiny topaz]

I still like 35 dots

[rare mulch]

Yeah but since he got back he’s been solid

[tiny topaz]

Fpts

That’s very true

I double dipped on sale

[rare mulch]

Oh fantasy is cool but Ks I think he’s due

[tiny topaz]

Hopefully I don’t regret it

[tiny topaz]

6 Ks isn’t that much for him w no pitch count

[tiny topaz]

Yall agree on this tho?

[rare mulch]

Logan got removed so I had to settle for HA

[rare mulch]

Canceled the slip and lost bro fantasy

[finite dock]

I just ran a two man

[rare mulch]

Might get bumped

[royal wedge]

It’s back

30.5

[rare mulch]

I figured

Imma take it still

[royal wedge]

Sake

Same

[finite dock]

they bumped Sals to 38.5

holy shit 🤣

[rare mulch]

Pairing dat with my POD

[finite dock]

35.5 was WAY too low

[rare mulch]

Can they drop the HRR lines

[rare mulch]

If I didn’t set a alarm I’d be one of those ppl playing the 38.5 lol

[dry flare]

yep 35.5 was a mistake the math wasnt mathin on that line

[finite dock]

I missed out on pairing Sale Ober and Gilbert

had to run a $20 two man instead

[dry flare]

which sucks because i locked in at 35.5 and now i cant use that as a community play because no one can tail 35.5

[tiny topaz]

Is what it is

I ran sale twice

He’s my best pitcher

[dry flare]

FP on both?

[tiny topaz]

Yes lol

I took him on 2 slips yday at 40

Before he was a dnp

[fast berry]

I dropped heavy on sale at 35.5

[royal wedge]

All hell nah

Same

[dry flare]

same

well not at 40 but on two slips

[rare mulch]

I’ll use a pitcher twice but I use different lines

[lunar patio]

it’s lower bcs gallen pitching against him

[tiny topaz]

I mean realistically man should only need 26 points

[tiny topaz]

I usually do but sale can cash his line with Ks alone

[royal wedge]

Why Nick lodolo po low

[fast berry]

Still just get me that QS baby

[royal wedge]

It’s at 15.5

[twin socket]

He was injured

[royal wedge]

Oh fck

It’s on the sale slip😞

[dry flare]

hes not a pitch count limit anymore tho

[rare mulch]

Ultimately it kinda makes sense, they gave him pitching 6 innings which is 18 points then 7ks= 21 points then 2ERA= -6 points then QS=4 points so I’d think it should have opened up at 36.5/37.5

[finite dock]

PLEASE 20 DOLLAR MAX ✊🙏✊🙏✊🙏✊🙏

[rare mulch]

They probably have dbacks winning bc gallen on the mound

[hard mist]

Why are y’all high on Jake irvin 🤔

[dry flare]

QS is 5 but yeah that was my thinking

[dry flare]

stop typing like this

[twin socket]

He hasn’t pitch in two weeks

[finite dock]

sowwy

[rare mulch]

Why did I always think QS was 4 and Win is 6

[dry flare]

because it is in different Fantasy systems

[rare mulch]

Oh yeah PrizePicks is different

[dry flare]

its so annoying

[rare mulch]

I always thought pp and UD graded FP the same

[dry flare]

i cant keep track but i think NBA FP is more universal

NFL is not

[rare mulch]

Dammit bro freeman opened up at 2

[dry flare]

like heres a FP question: if a pitcher goes for 6.1 innings is that 19 FP or 18?

[rare mulch]

19

Now my write up has to get edited lol

[dry flare]

then why do some sites say "1 point per out" and others say "3 points per inning" its the same thing right?

[rare mulch]

Yeah

[dry flare]

https://tenor.com/view/good-luck-gif-24090093

[rare mulch]

1 out is 1 point

[glacial oriole]

he’s been elite this year

[rare mulch]

So 3 outs is 3

[finite dock]

going to be down -$100 in 3 days if nothing hits 🤣

[dry flare]

simple

[finite dock]

actually more because I’m maxing out promo

[dry flare]

everything will hit today

[tiny topaz]

If neither of these hit ima cry

[dry flare]

self actualize

[tiny topaz]

Who do I pair w promo

[royal wedge]

I’m

Um

[finite dock]

waiting for promo to drop

I’m thinking Wheeler under 18.5PO

if the Dodgers aren’t fraudulent today he’s getting pulled at 18

[royal wedge]

Zack wheeler fantasy looks

So nice

[finite dock]

I never bet against the Dodgers or the Yankees (offense)

[royal wedge]

But he sold me so many times I can’t

[flint juniper]

LOL

[finite dock]

do I also go in on a NRFI slip?

already got $50 on four pitchers and now $10 on Shohei + Judge HR

I’m advising everyone DO NOT fall for the Kwan traps

[rare mulch]

• 7/9 POD. Freddie Freeman “O” 2.0HRR (-145).

This a Line Where Freddie is over in (55%) of his last 10 games (5-4-1) and (50%) (37-37-17) in the ‘2024 Season. And also Freeman is over this line is his last 5 games vs the Phillies ending his HRR line with (4,3,5,3,6,6)

Vs the Matchup (Zack Wheeler) His splits are .412/.537/.608 with a 1.145ops

Freeman is batting .288 on the road this year and .330 Vs RHP

[digital light]

Keep selling me maggots

[rare mulch]

I played it at 1.5 on FLIFF so

I have both write ups

[finite dock]

Freddie hitting that

[rare mulch]

Stayed up all night making this write up and doing research for underdog to make ds 2.0

I got it at 1.5 so I’m not even mad

The hit rate was sooo much better at 1.5

[royal wedge]

Shohei HR?

[rare mulch]

Write up from last night

[rare mulch]

Freddie over 1.5HRR he has hit in 60% of his games

😂😂😂

[craggy pendant]

Wind blowing out hard to left at Fenway and blowing out to center in Philly as well

[rare mulch]

Bra omg

UD playing mind games

They reading chat

[tacit knot]

its 2 now lmao

[rare mulch]

They bump Freddie back down and make it 1.5 0.85x

[tacit knot]

oh

[rare mulch]

Check now

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[tacit knot]

i went to check the odds on other sportsbook

[rare mulch]

Now I gotta drop 15

[tacit knot]

lmao

[rare mulch]

Yeah they have it 1.5 right?

I meant had it

[tacit knot]

yeah

good odds to for the over

[rare mulch]

Yeah dats my POD so let’s roll

[finite dock]

Peppiot O 14.5 PO?

[junior hearth]

yall think

elly

is gon get a stolen base again ??

[dry flare]

what is?

[royal wedge]

Yes

He’s too shifty

[rare mulch]

Freeman over HRR

[craggy pendant]

Liking Turner over 1.5 TB as well

[rare mulch]

🤞🏽🤞🏽

[dry flare]

damn he was at 2 but now hes at 1.5 (.85x)

[rare mulch]

Right

Shi made me mad

[royal wedge]

Imma take it

[dry flare]

so far all the community plays ive got are reduced payouts ffs

[royal wedge]

It’s whatever

[rare mulch]

I just had to put extra money on it

If it goes back to 2 imma double dip

Pair it with my special

[finite dock]

promo out?

[dawn urchin]

Waiting for todays special

[finite dock]

not yet

@dawn urchin do i take fanduel to the cleaners today or do they take me?

if we cash we cash if we don’t I’m selling the house

[dawn urchin]

YOU TAKE THEM TO THE CLEANERS KING

[junior hearth]

is max scherzer getting 6 strikeouts today?

he’s playing lAA

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-hungry-yummy-nom-nom-hangry-gif-17624677

[valid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-hungry-starving-honey-happy-gif-4725922

saturated pooh or brightness pooh

[finite dock]

saturated for sure

[valid mortar]

🤝

lol

[tropic dome]

why would you record another hit

these batters don’t be going hit for hit days in a row you do know that right

[finite dock]

🧢

[valid mortar]

what?

[dry flare]

batters literally try to get a hit every AB 😂

[tropic dome]

i can name batters

[finite dock]

he’s had a hit in like 12 straight games

[valid mortar]

what are you talking about dude

lol

[tropic dome]

y’all act like they don’t go 0/4 after one game they get a hit

[scarlet crow]

I’m shaking. Where is the promo

[valid mortar]

so since he got a hit, he's gonna go 0/4

[tropic dome]

keep betting on the same player just for disappointment then be upset y’all lost money be frl

[finite dock]

actually foaming at the mouth

😭😭😭

[scarlet crow]

You back?

[finite dock]

can’t wait to end the day down -$80 🔥🔥🔥

end the week down -$120 🤣

[dry flare]

no way you asked this

[scarlet crow]

Where the fliff plays

[dry flare]

you had to know the answer tho right?

[tropic dome]

we’ll see i’ll put his under just to prove it

[finite dock]

he’s hit in 12 straight games?

it’s illogical to say he won’t get a hit lol

[tropic dome]

tonight is where the fuckery ends

[scarlet crow]

It’s gambling

Anything can happen

[dry flare]

"Please understand that this is something that cannot be undone; if you choose to cool-off, we cannot change this. You will be immediately logged out upon confirmation."

[junior hearth]

soooo

[scarlet crow]

I don’t think I’d be able to self exclude ngl

[finite dock]

do you have anything to support this?

[junior hearth]

how is chris sale looking likeeeee?????

[scarlet crow]

The longest I could go without gambling is like 2 days maybe

[finite dock]

or are you just going off what your brain says

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-chappelle-show-pop-copy-why-cause-fuck-em-gif-15886017

[finite dock]

mfs just be yapping I swear 😭😭😭

[finite dock]

just be chatting to chat lol

seth rollins?

[valid mortar]

why would you slap seth rogan

[tropic dome]

just tag me when if he get the hit lol

[unique hare]

Didnt you quit mf

[dry flare]

missing the promos the hardest part tbh

[finite dock]

bet 200 on the under

if you so confident

[scarlet crow]

That’s how they get you to come back

[dry flare]

he unquit and asked support to undo self-exclusion

[unique hare]

Did they?

[dry flare]

and its going to keep working til im a millionaire

[unique hare]

Lmao

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/you-will-see-baby-yoda-star-wars-gif-15973635

[scarlet crow]

I’d whoop his ass no 🧢

49 apps to donate on

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-walt-walter-walt-holding-gun-gif-7226932992774164990

[dry flare]

ngl when i was out of state and couldnt bet it was hard but when i came back all my apps sent me a user-specific promo and chick-fil-a even gave me a free sandwich. all these companies know what they are doing

[finite dock]

i’m gonna kill myself without this promo

[dry flare]

(i was gone like 10 days)

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-solana-monke-monkey-gif-9277508150881632018

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-zoiudo-gif-20531253

[finite dock]

“it was hard” withdrawal symptoms are wild 😭

[dry flare]

i said it eariler, it was missing out on promos that was the hardest

[finite dock]

☠️

[dry flare]

it was a sign of a mature gambler

[finite dock]

“quivering in anticipation for taco tuesday” I’m fucking crying bro

brudda was up like 1700 and just dipped😭

[dry flare]

next time do like a week not a month tho

[scarlet crow]

I’m ngl gambling has taken over me. Idk if I can ever quit

[finite dock]

(nonchalant)

[devout sluice]

Lowkey me

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-meme-really-gif-26853815

[scarlet crow]

High key *

[finite dock]

im gonna self exclude on prizepicks

it’s all a scam

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-fnaf-purple-screaming-crazy-gif-25994994

[finite dock]

fuckeroo goblins

[scarlet crow]

UD PLEASE DROP THE PROMO BEFORE I DO SOMETHING IMA REGRET

[finite dock]

bro 😭

[dry flare]

only thing getting me on pukepicks is the friday flex

[finite dock]

it’s only $5 for me😭

[twin socket]

Ayo

Wtf

Ya saw dat

[finite dock]

🧢 we saw your Pikkit

[dry flare]

it make a flex, lose, then i spend the promo, lose, eventually my pp account will be empty and I'll quit it

[finite dock]

DROP THE DAMN PROMO

😭

[twin socket]

@scarlet crow

[hard mist]

That nick lolodo was such a steal it’s now at 0.85 x

[scarlet crow]

Yo

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/freakazoid-freak-gif-4302491

[finite dock]

I’m pairing the promo with something free af then nuking it (I will soon find out that nothing is free)

[scarlet crow]

Gambling so bad for me mentally but it’s how I cope

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/addiction-disease-gif-9730943

[devout sluice]

Thank you

[dry flare]

this guy does not look like a doctor, i dont trust

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/gollum-angry-tlotr-the-lord-of-the-rings-gif-12675732461961924082

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/mspmonkey-gif-24697413

[dry flare]

hes a government paid actor as part of a conspiracy to keep us from making money betting on sports. dont listen

[hard mist]

Kremer fanasty score removed 👺

[dry flare]

they bumping him

[scarlet crow]

Y’all like Zach wheeler under ha

[finite dock]

people in the PP discord say this shit unironically

[finite dock]

no

[dry flare]

his Ks went from even payout to .9x to .85x

[finite dock]

Dodgers running a train on him don’t fall for it

[scarlet crow]

F u

Sorry

[dry flare]

yeah that place is a dumpster fire

[finite dock]

I’m a Dodgers fan

and I also bet on Freddie

• Ohtani HR

so take my opinion with a grain of salt

[dry flare]

[devout sluice]

@finite dock you up to date with demon slayer?

[finite dock]

ofc

[devout sluice]

Boutta go crazy

[finite dock]

🙏

3 movies though 😭

it’ll be worth it in the end but the wait 🕳️

[royal wedge]

U over here yapping but where’s the nrfi slip

[finite dock]

I started cooking one but realized I don’t actually like NRFI today

probably should wait for tomorrow

[royal wedge]

Fair

[scarlet crow]

Hunter x Hunter>

[finite dock]

watch someone smack a homer first game

[royal wedge]

Never coming back>

[devout sluice]

Also a goated one

[unique hare]

I hate that anime is now accepted and I cant make fun of you guys

[tropic dome]

sounds to me you the loser

[unique hare]

Fr fr

[devout sluice]

🤣 I hated anime all my life, watched one episode of one piece and went down a rabbit hole

[junior hearth]

jjk is tuff but fav character killua

[scarlet crow]

If you hate anime you never watched it

[unique hare]

Shit i watched avatar last year and i loved it

Is that an anime?😂

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-kira-anime-light-laugh-gif-8490999829095995045

[finite dock]

not really but it’s heavily inspired

so I’d say it counts

[scarlet crow]

Goat anime?

[unique hare]

The boondocks?

[finite dock]

🐐

[unique hare]

Nice i like an anime

[devout sluice]

Full metal

[finite dock]

One Piece 🐐🔥

[unique hare]

Wait i used to like dragon ball as a kid

[dry flare]

didnt there used to be an anime channel? and a music channel did they get deleted?

[scarlet crow]

Greatest anime ever

[unique hare]

Edward hates music

[dry flare]

dont lie, you iked watching pokemon

[twin socket]

And a pet channel

[junior hearth]

JJK with gojo

[unique hare]

Too young

My brothers did

[dry flare]

and why is gaming under gil's arena now lol

[finite dock]

distracted us from donating our money ☠️

[devout sluice]

Gojo just kakashi wanting to continue his legacy

[dawn urchin]

POKÉMON WAS THE BEST

[finite dock]

seeing that mf finally become champion

[dry flare]

have you seen pokemon concierge? its like the pokemon go of pokemon shows

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/hitmonchan-pokemon-punch-gif-2935787836234146331

[finite dock]

world peace was almost achieved

[devout sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/matching-seven-deadly-sins-gif-23269730

[dawn urchin]

Honestly I haven’t kept up with it. The last Pokémon I watched was diamond & pearl after that it got too much for me

[devout sluice]

Goat

[dawn urchin]

…..

[scarlet crow]

Same the movies were so good

[devout sluice]

7 deadly sins

[dawn urchin]

WHAT THAT BUM DID TO MY SLIP THIS MORNING

[dawn urchin]

I’ve seen clips of the new stuff but once I saw Charzard became black with a blue flame…. I was like NOPE. Leave my childhood alone HE IS ORANGE & RED

[dry flare]

wait what?

[scarlet crow]

Wtf they changed him?

[unique hare]

Tinman hates the blacks

[dry flare]

and blues

usually you hate one or the other

tinman universally racist

[unique hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ajr-ajr-brothers-blue-man-group-ordinaryish-people-gif-25074217

[scarlet crow]

Nasty work

[dry flare]

i mean lets be honest, the creators of pokemon ran out of ideas in gen one when the made a pokemon that looked like a pokeballm and then doubled down by evolving it into an upside-down pokeball

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/daemon-targaryen-house-of-the-dragon-matt-smith-letter-mail-gif-26921562

[dawn urchin]

Now I’m about to get flamed

[dry flare]

anyone who seriously tries is getting the hammer

[dawn urchin]

True I would imagine it was never thought to be a series that ran so long. So at some point you have to start throwing things at the wall

[dry flare]

@dawn urchin

[dawn urchin]

I’ve officially become the old man yelling at the kids to get off my lawn. THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE VERSION

[royal wedge]

U don’t like the black version

I wonder why…

[vestal sparrow]

tf is joe ryan doing 😭😭😭

[devout sluice]

Idk how this could ever be accepted any other way

[scarlet crow]

Man is there anything to bet on rn

[dawn urchin]

Nothing will ever beat the arc of pikachu overcoming raichu not evolving and beating him

[devout sluice]

Tennis

[dawn urchin]

Or soccer in a few hours

I’m totally not eyeing like 3 NRFI plays

[unique hare]

Are you watching tommy paul

[tiny topaz]

Oh shi we talking pokemon

[dry flare]

how did NRFI do yesterday?

[tiny topaz]

Hell ya

[dawn urchin]

YES I AM WATCHING MY LORD AND SAVIOR

[unique hare]

I got tinman watching tennis nice

I will take full credit

[dawn urchin]

I didn’t play any because you can’t combo MLB props with NRFI but I want to say yesterday the 1st 4 games all went NRFI

[finite dock]

so where’s the special

[dry flare]

soon (tm)

[dawn urchin]

It’s nice to see that tennis still has the rain issue

Thankfully they have courts with this thing called a ROOF

[scarlet crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ineedit-needit-spongebob-squarepants-need-it-gif-4883495

[dawn urchin]

I’m hopeful it’s WNBA 0.5

[devout sluice]

This shit was so close

[dry flare]

promos are for quiters

[abstract citrus]

Everyone in here smell like booty flakes

[dawn urchin]

I saw that

[scarlet crow]

I guess I’m a quitter

[scarlet crow]

How you know

[dry flare]

😭

[rare mulch]

😂😂

[abstract citrus]

I can smell it

[dry flare]

it was insured at least

[abstract citrus]

Tomorrow?

[finite dock]

devers over a home run?

[rare mulch]

They said promo tmr

[dry flare]

(today)

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/no-promotion-gif-25824887

[abstract citrus]

Let’s goooo

[scarlet crow]

Anyone know how to check esports stats live

[rare mulch]

1337pro

[abstract citrus]

Too bad I don’t have any money on UD

[dry flare]

usually i open twitch and check the score in the stream

[abstract citrus]

Gotta withdraw from scampicks

[scarlet crow]

Withdrawing on taco Tuesday is crazy

[dry flare]

playing taco tuesday is crazy

[abstract citrus]

Yeaaaa

[tiny topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-526649539171596619

Damn I’m boutta be late for class

[abstract citrus]

It’s one of these starting pitchers that I can smell. I just don’t know which one it is yet but someone is gonna poop themselves today

Someone reliable

[tiny topaz]

I just hope it’s not sale

[abstract citrus]

My body is telling me it’s gonna be Wheeler

[tiny topaz]

I have him on all my slips (2)

[dry flare]

(its sale)

[finite dock]

@twin socket

[abstract citrus]

I can smell his Philly ass

[tiny topaz]

FAWKKK

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-look-at-this-promo-dave-olson-smite-look-at-it-promo-gif-17040037

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-thank-god-thank-goodness-praise-praise-the-lord-gif-3747060729826980656

[abstract citrus]

Brother Kyrie said that to yall then left right after. Never trust those words. So many players say that shit

[dry flare]

who does this remind me of.....

[finite dock]

kyrie said “i plan to resign”

[twin socket]

Fuck kyrie

[finite dock]

tatum already signed a 5 year deal

[abstract citrus]

“I never plan to leave Boston”

Another statement he made

[finite dock]

when he say that

[scarlet crow]

Only time I’ll play on pp

[abstract citrus]

Hold up one sec I got you

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kyrie-irving-stomp-logo-brooklyn-nets-boston-celtics-gif-22847158

[finite dock]

tatum already signed the deal

[dry flare]

"I love it here in Cleveland. I have no intentions of leaving."

[finite dock]

he’s locked in for another 6 years

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-like-that-dude-tracy-jordan-30rock-i-hate-that-guy-i-hate-him-gif-19231625

[finite dock]

so he has a reputation

lol

[abstract citrus]

I know but didn’t he say some shit like that in Boston too

[scarlet crow]

Y’all taking Tatum or ant

[finite dock]

he just said “i plan to resign”

[dry flare]

its like players are required to say they like their current team, its meaningless

[scarlet crow]

Yea why not just stay quiet lol

Instead of lying

[dry flare]

if a player said anything other than "this is my team for life" it would outrage from fans

[abstract citrus]

Even curry is now talking about he might be open to leaving. I’m so ready to cry if we lose curry I lose everything my faith my love my hope

I can’t trust anyone

[haughty trench]

We cooking NRFIs today or what?

[abstract citrus]

If curry switches on us

[tiny topaz]

I forgot that not only are pitcher lines good in the morning but batting too

And Bryce is back today

[scarlet crow]

Curry won’t leave

He gotta retire a warriors

[finite dock]

tatum like wtf lol

[abstract citrus]

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/1810329218103824465?s=42&t=4k8XtQcF0iPnv1Zo3jSibg

Just makes me sad this is a possibility

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) on X

Steph Curry says he wants to be a 'Warrior for Life,' but things change quickly in the NBA 👀

“I mean, I can clearly say I want to be a Warrior for life. It's always been my goal, and I'm saying that sitting in this chair right now, but like you said, life, and especially life

Twitter · Jul 8, 2024, 3:04 PM

[scarlet crow]

Bruh this is just stats

[finite dock]

stats don’t lie

[abstract citrus]

I can’t lose my baby curry 😢

[scarlet crow]

So he’s better because he has better numbers?

[finite dock]

tatum also has better defense

[abstract citrus]

Idc if we are poverty just treat my king well

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/curry-i-giv-u-curry-gif-24877323

[abstract citrus]

Now is not the time cooked!!! ☹️☹️

[finite dock]

LMAOOO no way you said “🧢”😭

even tatum haters know he has better defense

[scarlet crow]

Bro ant is a better defender

[soft raptor]

why does everybody hate my cousin so much lmao😂

[scarlet crow]

Wtf

[finite dock]

you gotta be fucked up in the head😭

[twin socket]

Who tf is ur cousin?

[scarlet crow]

You can’t be serious

[vestal sparrow]

did sale promos who hit yesterday not get a 0.5 today

[dry flare]

chill

[soft raptor]

tatum lmao im from saint louis

[finite dock]

no way you fr think ant is a better defender than tatum

[finite dock]

capper

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/og-gif-21212693

[scarlet crow]

You must not watch the games

[soft raptor]

how am i capping 😭😂😂

[scarlet crow]

Call him rn

[dry flare]

😂

[abstract citrus]

Tell him he look stupid for texting Kobe phone then losing the series

[soft raptor]

lmao😂😂😂😂

[tiny topaz]

Why is mcmahon 1.5 hrr a pepper

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mcjuggernuggets-chillout-gif-13306028

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-agree-okay-sir-salute-gif-2121110194460118449

[soft raptor]

chill he got him one now🤣🤣

[abstract citrus]

Oh I know. Just ridiculous he thought that shit was smart lmao

[finite dock]

he won the series against the heat

to be fair he said “i got you TODAY”

[scarlet crow]

Easiest finals run of all time

[twin socket]

Lebron had a couple

[tiny topaz]

Imagine if the Celtics played a healthy bucks/knicks

[dry flare]

true, but still won

[soft raptor]

@scarlet crow you cant say that like they haven’t been like this and im not a boston fan

[scarlet crow]

No they had a good team but literally every team they played in the East got their best player hurt

[abstract citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/choking-sean-peyton-choke-saints-new-orleans-gif-18358411

[stuck wave]

?

[finite dock]

we beat the knicks 4/1 in the regular season

[scarlet crow]

No Jimmy and rozier. No Donovan Mitchell and jarrett Allen. Then no Haliburton

[soft raptor]

yea but the years before that they were going to finals they just ran into lebron and curry😂😂😂

[tiny topaz]

How many of those were with OG

[dry flare]

they also had all those advantages because they played a good season

[finite dock]

we were missing porzingis the entire finals run

[scarlet crow]

True

[tiny topaz]

Bucks would’ve made the Ecf if healthy

I stand by that

100%

[scarlet crow]

He not the best player tho

[soft raptor]

not with doc he’s cursed

[scarlet crow]

Pelicans gonna be nice af of Zion stay healthy

[tiny topaz]

Yall acting like we don’t have two top 75 players of all time

[dry flare]

no because doc rivers cursed

[soft raptor]

him and darvin ham next year finna be hell😂😂😂

[tiny topaz]

Ur trolling

[scarlet crow]

who’s a better defender ant or Tatum

[soft raptor]

first round exit