┆⚾・baseball

[empty moss]

SEND THAT SHIT

3 RUN HOMER RIGHT HERE

[royal wedge]

It’s over

Oh boi

[rare mulch]

Chalk it

CJ washed

[empty moss]

😂

[rare mulch]

Strikeout merchant

[finite dock]

that title belongs exclusively to Ohtani

[rare mulch]

Worst SS in baseball

[rare mulch]

And judge

[royal wedge]

And he’s gone

[abstract citrus]

I hate errors so much

Bullshit

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cigar-smoke-funny-gif-25177516

[rare mulch]

Skinny punk

[lean dust]

Cj is so ass

[empty moss]

fielders choice

mmcht

shit don't count for anything

[rare mulch]

Fr

[empty moss]

now watch him steal a base

[finite dock]

someone convince me to not just send a $50 Gray + Abbot under

[lean dust]

U know cj got fooled with them back to back change ups

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/opppack-opps-smokin-gif-21861972

[rare mulch]

Ik I should have did lane HRR but I had to choose one him or CJ can’t do both.

SMH

[lean dust]

You boys with gray fantasy better hope he either a gets a QS or b goes crazy with the strikeout

[rare mulch]

Miles throw like a pus sy

[lean dust]

And same with abbot

[finite dock]

he better not go crazy with Ks

[snow idol]

did mikolas get pulled

[lean dust]

Gonna need even more strikeouts

[rare mulch]

No

[twin socket]

No

[lean dust]

I don’t think he do

[rare mulch]

He’s cashing fantasy East

Easy

23.5 btw

[twin socket]

Who

[snow idol]

oh alr

[lean dust]

Ya now it’s 28.5

WILD

Abbot 35.5

If u take it post bump

U need a lot from some mid ass pitchers

[finite dock]

do I do it Unc?

[lean dust]

Idk about fifty

[rare mulch]

Uk it’s a bad day when Andrew is the best pitcher on the slate prop wise

[finite dock]

or just wait until tomorrow

[lean dust]

If u itching throw 5-10 on it

Not know 50

Conserve

[finite dock]

alright

[empty moss]

DAMNNNN CCJJJJJJJJJ

[lean dust]

What cj do

[rare mulch]

CJ selling my POD

[finite dock]

be ass probably

[lean dust]

😂

He might be on a break from my slips

[rare mulch]

Everytime I bet Bru he chalks

[lean dust]

He has been lately for me

[rare mulch]

Finna stop betting his skinny twig ass

[finite dock]

lmk when you fade

[lean dust]

There was a week or two he was cash

[tropic dome]

y’all be tryna bet on the player like he didn’t play yesterday

[finite dock]

so I nuke the over

[snow fable]

can i cancel my entry since sale isnt starting

[rare mulch]

Got you bro

[empty moss]

CJ got one more ab

[snow fable]

when UD grades him as dnp

[empty moss]

if they bat around, then two, if they tie then 2

[pliant gust]

After the game

[lean dust]

Bra it’s baseball there’s a game more then a third of the year

[finite dock]

in return I’ll lyk when I’m taking Gunnar so you can nuke the under

[rare mulch]

Noooo our money getter got designated for a assignment 😭

[snow fable]

that sucks

[empty moss]

wym Sale isn't starting

[rare mulch]

Sano is gone so we cant have free HRR unders

[royal wedge]

Ight Mitchell

[empty moss]

😂

damn

[lean dust]

He got cut 😂

Man that sucks ass

We liked Sano under

We loved it

[rare mulch]

Fr

Free Square

[empty moss]

Sano got cut?

[finite dock]

Dunn going to get cut next

[empty moss]

damn

his under was so free

[finite dock]

Vegas caught on

[empty moss]

😭

[lean dust]

Mckinistry ass got 6 HRR yesterday

He been a money under all year

[dry flare]

the world makes no sense right now

[rare mulch]

lol fr

[lean dust]

The fuck happened yesterday

Test him

[empty moss]

this guy was pure ass

[lean dust]

He on the juice

[empty moss]

it's too much going on

CJ not doing shit

[rare mulch]

2ks a game

[empty moss]

Sale not starting

[lean dust]

Sano not playing means less strikeouts for gray

[dry flare]

we all knew eventually he would sell

[digital light]

Is miles pulled?

[lean dust]

😂💪

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-powers-eastbound-and-down-gif-26876013

[rare mulch]

No he’s pitching 6

[royal wedge]

Nice k Parker

[empty moss]

CJ I just need a single, or a walk, or a double or better or 2 hits

do one of those

😂

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-is-on-steriods-boxing-gif-14921236

[devout condor]

contreras selling

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/braun-brewers-gif-14069363

That’s wild

😂

I typed in Ryan Braun and this came up

😂😂😂😂😂

Doing dude dirty

[dry flare]

best he can do is a pop out

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/arod-alexrodriguez-gif-27434957

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/clemens-piazza-yankees-gif-6081470

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/sammy-sosa-bat-base-ball-swing-gif-10224570

[dry flare]

confirmed 😂😂😂😂

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-bonds-steroids-slugger-home-gif-19847520

[meager tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/trt-vitor-gif-11446333

Trt Vitor

[lean dust]

How wild is that 😂

[onyx marten]

Is the Rockies game in Colorado?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/canseco-papi4pres-jose-domer-jcfc-gif-20388848

[onyx marten]

Oh I’m fading Abbott then

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-mcgwire-dingers-home-run-distraction-simpsons-gif-17439522

[royal wedge]

nooo

Cmon Parker

Please

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/seattle-mariners-robinson-cano-yey-happy-celebrate-gif-5300815

[meager tinsel]

Let everyone take roids again

[dry flare]

apparently its from this Taiwanese news story about his use of PED

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/oakland-athletics-oakland-jose-canseco-oakland-as-gif-18228633

[royal wedge]

ONE MORE PARKER

[lean dust]

Oh ya he went to the media and denied it hard core 😂

[finite dock]

600ft homers daily with the shit we got now

[twin socket]

The one dat started it all

[lean dust]

Crying and what not

Then came out he was on it

[meager tinsel]

Judge gone hit that bitch 700 ft lmao

[royal wedge]

YES

[lean dust]

Dude was juiced out his mind

[royal wedge]

ITS EVERYWHERE

[lean dust]

His daughter is 🔥

[twin socket]

She was dating Logan Paul once

[lean dust]

Of coarse lmao

[royal wedge]

Smh

Sale

[meager tinsel]

Crazy Logan Paul gonna be WWE champion soon 😂

[lean dust]

Member when the ball went off his head for a homer

That’s how dumb and juiced up he was

😂

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-sad-gif-2401481686233028452

[lean dust]

Head was steal

[onyx marten]

Can’t believe he’s retiring

[stable wren]

All I need is Davis Daniel to get 17 pitching outs tn 🙏

[lean dust]

Bro looked around for the ball

😂

Went off his noggin right over the fence

Most people concussed from that

His noggin made of steel from the juice

[onyx marten]

I got saved 😂

[finite dock]

lmfao

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-triple-h-wwe-lucha-gif-18769035

[glacial oriole]

Question: If Jon Gray gets his fantasy points this turns into a 3 man right?

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/red-sox-manny-ramirez-gif-13086086

[lean dust]

I was so bummed out about him

Tbh

I loved manny being manny

[hazy rain]

I have 2 two mans that already have ome pick green and the other was sale, will they just refund?

[lean dust]

Yea

[dry flare]

yeep

[lean dust]

Everyone must need mikes

Miles

All the chatting stopped

😂😂😂

[hazy rain]

Damnit that sucks, two good correct pucks wasted

[lime river]

does anyone have a 30 semien promo?

[lean dust]

50

[empty moss]

man CJ

[empty moss]

fin blow me

😂

u pose to be shitting on Mikolas

[primal mountain]

Please pull a HR out your ass, CJ and Willson

[round lion]

Nationals putting up a donut vs Mikolas is insane work

[lean dust]

He gonna smack a double next at bat

Right center field

[empty moss]

CJ just keep swinging

[lean dust]

🤞

[jaunty crater]

Getting shut out by Mikolas is gonna be an all time low

[jolly fiber]

how you get the promo

[empty moss]

cause he know he got the track history against Mikolas

[jaunty crater]

Nationals suck

[empty moss]

and Mikolas doing everything to avoid the zone

[lean dust]

Lane consistent that’s about it

[fast berry]

Damn I needed 4K from Mikolas and the line moved from 3.5 to 3 😦

[jolly fiber]

how y’all get the promos

[lean dust]

When cj hot he really hot but when cold is cold

[round lion]

Still a chance but slim

[lean dust]

Not sure last three days people had some and I didn’t get one

[wintry turtle]

I took his fantasy

Hit hit already

[bleak tiger]

bro where my promo at

[lean dust]

Damn no need to rub it in homie

Just kidding 😉

[lime river]

aight

[dry flare]

they need to give us a no sale promo

[primal mountain]

He's going to pull 10 FP out his ass his next AB

Just like yesterday....

[fast berry]

Overall I'm happy. I bet on him doing well too

Mikolas done u guys think?

[round lion]

He’s at his average pitch count so I assume so

[junior aspen]

Sounds like an oxymoron

[dry flare]

a no-sale-sale

[finite dock]

I would be so pressed about the first slip

better man than me

[fast berry]

Lol. Just wait for the Sale Salec Selling

[lyric cradle]

is chris sale dnp?

[round lion]

Chris Sale would’ve made a great salesman name

[dry flare]

yes

[junior aspen]

The names of these players are great for creative fantasy baseball team names

[wintry turtle]

Yeah I was like 4 strikeouts to risky so I took fantasy

[fast berry]

I'm a tad worried if he comes back out

[abstract citrus]

CJ 8th-9th inning HOMER INCOMING

[round lion]

He’s out

[rose raptor]

Mikolas was so free

[round lion]

Out as in on the mound, not out the game

[fast berry]

Oh lol

My stream is 2 min behind

I can't watch this chat usually

[round lion]

I’m just looking at the mlb app live coverage

[devout condor]

Damn no sale

[finite dock]

realized those were UD screenshots

[junior aspen]

That UD slip is getting refunded 😭

[finite dock]

yk Sale isn’t playing today right?

which is why I said I’d be pressed

[fast berry]

Sale isn't playing???!!!

[fringe knot]

What you think

[finite dock]

maybe you aren’t a better man than me 🤣

[blazing tulip]

nah

he plays tmr

[bleak tiger]

he was shot dead

[latent fog]

Is Byron Buxton the community play of the day?

[finite dock]

Sale got pushed back for tomorrow

[dry flare]

why do you have a bot next to your name?

[hard mist]

Why is Chris paddack so favored 🤔

[junior aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/who-gif-4519872

[finite dock]

when I first joined I automatically got labeled as a bot

[blazing tulip]

cuz i did something dumb lol

[finite dock]

had to spam ping support after waiting 36 hours

[dry flare]

did you have to prove you werent a bot?

[dry flare]

like what?

[blazing tulip]

i said "check ur dms" and typed in multiple channels

[dry flare]

were you in #1042280111841493114 ?

[blazing tulip]

i mean ive been on discord since 2016 so i gotta be a bot right

[fast berry]

How can they do that with pitchers? How do u find out about these pitching changes

[finite dock]

if it’s that bot channel then yes

[dry flare]

well your account coulda been hacked ig

[finite dock]

they posted it on Twitter

[blazing tulip]

its all cuz i dont want a profile picture 😭

[dry flare]

were you in a channel called "request access" ?

[finite dock]

yes

I eventually left the server, rejoined, got rid of all my roles, left again, rejoined, re-did my roles and I was good

[fast berry]

Damn I'm getting so many DNPs tonight

[dry flare]

so no one ever actively helped you?

[finite dock]

no

I pinged everyone I could, shit felt like the gulag 😭

[dry flare]

yikes sorry about that

[round lion]

Miles pulled

[empty moss]

CJ

I need a single or double+

one of them

[round lion]

I need a double

And a hit from James

[finite dock]

Contreras Abrams and Reynolds all chalk today

makes me afraid for the hitters I chose

[true shoal]

Thoughts?

[finite dock]

you’re cooked

(I took Elly over)

[true shoal]

Elias performed better against them tho

[finite dock]

but it’s Feltner

[empty moss]

Burleson homer

nats better do some crazy shit these next two innigns

[true shoal]

That’s who’s pitching?

[empty moss]

cause wtf

[primal mountain]

ugh Contreras

[empty moss]

k

ump

where

[true shoal]

Wat did you play for later games?

[primal mountain]

I'm not telling you after my abyssmal performance for the first two games 😭

lol

(really, I haven't set up anything yet)

[true shoal]

Damn

lol

[primal mountain]

I really don't want you to lose

[primal mountain]

Unless you just want to know what I picked so you can watch me lose....then I have no problems with that

[true shoal]

I just tryna come up with a good 3 leg

[devout condor]

Contreras shit the bed today man

[finite dock]

yes

[primal mountain]

and CJ did too

😭

[craggy pendant]

I missed the memo working all day....Sale scratched??

[jaunty crater]

Chalk Luis Garcia smh

Can anyone do something on the nationals holy

[primal mountain]

thanks for collecting the receipts 🙂

I feel so much better /s lol

[dry flare]

did either of those legs cash?

[finite dock]

😭

[primal mountain]

NO DON'T DELETE IT

KEEP IT UP THERE

[finite dock]

no I feel bad

[primal mountain]

I'm okay with it lol

[true shoal]

This look solid?

[finite dock]

🤣

[devout condor]

If CJ homer rn I’ll be happy

[primal mountain]

it's my scarlett letter

[dry flare]

did you ever post your all red in-game slip?

[finite dock]

no because it was only $5, I’ll post my failed nukes

[finite dock]

this was my absolute worst one, I’d put it there if they allowed CB screenshots

[onyx marten]

not playing til tomorrow

[round lion]

Chalk it

[quiet pendant]

Cj went 0/4

[jaunty crater]

Abrams done

[lyric cradle]

cj got no bases?

[onyx marten]

quite literally harder than hitting lol

[lyric cradle]

damn it's been chalk city

[quiet pendant]

Wait he’s not pitching today

They gone refund my slips I think

[finite dock]

we’re cooked

[quiet pendant]

Smh

[rare mulch]

CJ is the worst bro

[wintry turtle]

Let’s go

[finite dock]

how you guys getting these promos 😭

[finite dock]

did he cash by .5 or was that screenshot earlier?

[jaunty crater]

National chalk day

[wintry turtle]

Naw I took him while the game was going on

[wintry turtle]

I knew he wasn’t gone hit bc half of the community had him going over

[finite dock]

talking about Mikolas

[finite dock]

0/2 so far

[wintry turtle]

Yeah that was earlier

I took Nikolas

Its update now to 28.0

[jaunty oak]

Mikolas was free

[jaunty crater]

Only put one bet in today cause the slate was 💩 I regret putting that bet in ngl

[finite dock]

I always put in like 4-6 slips, but decided to go light today

[royal wedge]

WHERE MY PROMO

THIS BS

Actually it’s the braves fault so nvm

[half mist]

🤔

[royal wedge]

Chalk

[jaunty crater]

🫤

[finite dock]

I’m a volume better assuming that one cashing will cover the rest chalking

however when it doesn’t it hurts

[dry flare]

CJ unders

[finite dock]

cashed one slip yesterday that reduced the loss from -$45 to -$15

[onyx marten]

84 units is crazy wtf

[finite dock]

hot dogs and one MLB slip

[craggy pendant]

Davis Daniel Ks, POs or fade??

[twin socket]

I need my eyes taken out

[rare mulch]

CJ small head ass always selling

[onyx marten]

today is either gon be a huge win or huge loss no inbetween

[finite dock]

share the slips

I’ll tail

[twin socket]

I just seen sketch getting drilled

[finite dock]

aight bro 😭

[onyx marten]

i lied its for tomorrow

[finite dock]

😭

[rare mulch]

😂

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-tommen-jumps-out-of-window-done-gif-7148617

[onyx marten]

Check dms

[river oar]

0-2 today not good🤦🏾‍♂️

[jaunty crater]

Garcia pinched at his last at bat wtf bro

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[lyric cradle]

should I tail?

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[dawn urchin]

Today was not a good day for your adopted MLB son CJ

[raw spoke]

Off by 1😒

[craggy pendant]

For one unit

[meager tinsel]

Ayooooo

[twin socket]

Wtf

Im I watching

[jaunty crater]

Nationals got shut out by Miles 💀💀

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-damn-right-right-thats-right-wwe-gif-16940411505488048178

[finite dock]

nah bro 😭

delete that

[twin socket]

Yooo

[primal mountain]

@long gorge ban this guy for this

[signal verge]

Rage bet activated

[twin socket]

😭🤣

[signal verge]

Just woke up and all my parlays missed so far

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/kyrie-irving-game-winer-splash-nba-golden-state-warriors-gif-16887123

[primal mountain]

I think Edward got him

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/welp-lame-okay-gif-23101240

[primal mountain]

Pots got him

[meager tinsel]

Y'all been crashing out in here lol

[primal mountain]

thanks @dry flare

[junior aspen]

Every time I see this… my heart hurts a little

[finite dock]

alright Kwan let’s not sell me

[twin socket]

If u know u know

[gusty topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sketch-whats-up-brother-funny-twitch-gif-2839064357874542927

IS IT IN BROTHER!

[onyx marten]

knowing what ik now that finger def smell

[finite dock]

not the best start

[bleak tiger]

hell yeah

[twin socket]

Watch out the feds are looking

[finite dock]

bro 😭

[gusty topaz]

sketch❌ Stretch✅

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/thesketchreal-sketch-thank-you-brother-gif-11841779346409977700

[finite dock]

need them to run through the lineup back to Kwan

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/sketch-sketch-streamer-streamer-dog-celebration-jynxzi-friend-gif-3889631324382213243

[onyx marten]

He hung w R. Kelly

[meager tinsel]

Ight chill before y'all get sniped

[twin socket]

Dats wat I’m saying

😭

[gusty topaz]

they acting like theirs lil kids in here

[prisma nexus]

MLB 7.8

[gusty topaz]

chalk

[onyx marten]

We the only active people in this server

[finite dock]

he actually has a good system

@prisma nexus been making bread

[gusty topaz]

bro one of them is going over

[prisma nexus]

Damn. Just pure hate it’s crazy 🤦🏽‍♂️

[dry flare]

not everyone hating

[gusty topaz]

ig being honest is a bad thing now 😂

[prisma nexus]

I do indeed. Cash at least 1-2 entries daily always plus on units daily or even

[haughty trench]

Anyone cash that NRFI?

[gusty topaz]

none wrong with a man being honest

[prisma nexus]

Appreciate it ✊🏽

[finite dock]

NRFI 3/5

[worn cloud]

OMG CASHHHHH THAT WAS SWEATY OMG

[prisma nexus]

No not a bad thing just see history before making a judgment call on someone else slip is all I’m saying 🤔

[finite dock]

I’m going to regret not placing that slip 😭

[gusty topaz]

this is the first time i’ve seen you text in here

ma fault gng

[prisma nexus]

All good it don’t matter. Let’s just make some green. You to as well shit

[finite dock]

very funny flyouts CIN, can you start getting on base now?

[gusty topaz]

how many games went nrfi today

[finite dock]

there we go

[finite dock]

all of them so far

[lavish island]

Had this nuke but Tommy not playing today 🤦‍♂️

[finite dock]

I thought about making a slip with 5 games but decided to fade

so far 3/3 ☠️

[worn cloud]

Damn that’s tuff

😭

[finite dock]

other people decided to run it though

hope they cash

[dry flare]

theres only been 3 games and they all were nrfi

[prisma nexus]

Shit ain’t nothing wrong with it bro get that ish

[gusty topaz]

do u think the rest of the games will follow that trend

[worn cloud]

Hopefully 🙏

[lavish island]

Let’s ride to the moon

[dry flare]

very well could

[lavish island]

🚀

[prisma nexus]

Look like it tbh my boy

[finite dock]

last one might sell ngl

[haughty trench]

Yeah the Rockies might sell us…

[lunar patio]

abbot going over

[onyx marten]

Abbott gonna let up a run I fear

[haughty trench]

Idk why I tried to be different putting them on the parlay man lol

[gusty topaz]

i put 1$ in

[lavish island]

🚀

[haughty trench]

Yo

[onyx marten]

Was considering Abbott era over

[haughty trench]

Should I cash out and take $10 profit and put it on Detroit NRFI and Rangers game NRFI??

[wanton heron]

😔

Chris sale not playing today so now this shit not hitting

[prisma nexus]

You might be right I have him under the strikeouts on PP

[lavish island]

Yankees sold me yesterday 🤦‍♂️

[finite dock]

Betting against the Red Sox on a sunday

That’s on you brotha

[onyx marten]

Yankees on a shit streak rn

[prisma nexus]

Damn that’s weak af

[lavish island]

I’m a yankee fan 🤦‍♂️😢

[onyx marten]

Check dms

[lavish island]

They keep selling me

[finite dock]

I’m sorry for your loss

[finite dock]

I’m so sorry for your loss

🤣

😭

[onyx marten]

Unfortunate

[rare mulch]

Buckle up

[finite dock]

@finite dock and I think alike😭

[devout condor]

Lfg

[prisma nexus]

That was a tough call tho ngl. The game day before was solid too extra innings

[finite dock]

we do 😂

[finite dock]

OMG @scarlet crow @lunar patio @onyx marten

@sterile dagger

[rare mulch]

It says 7/8

[finite dock]

I’m a little slow, my fault

making up for Sale selling ✅💰 (😭)

[rare mulch]

If it’s $10 max imma be max

Mad^*

[lavish island]

But when

[finite dock]

since it’s a special it’ll be 20

[rare mulch]

Says tmr

[lavish island]

Oh

🤦‍♂️

[lunar patio]

tmrw tho 😭

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/ortiz-yankees-lose-jankees-jankees-lose-gif-15342961

[rare mulch]

Ok now I kno dat I cashed alr tmr I can sleep good

[finite dock]

time to setup Kwan with a 2RBI double

[rare mulch]

I’m undefeated on specials man

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/john-sterling-yankees-lose-the-wfan-gif-15328660

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/rafael-devers-red-sox-boston-red-sox-baseball-belt-gif-16980229973096492149

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/gerrit-cole-yankees-new-york-yankees-mets-new-york-mets-gif-19100698

[rare mulch]

Yeah Mets own yankees

[lavish island]

Good tomorrow I need to cash some esport in the night

[finite dock]

had to do a double take no sketch

[twin socket]

I’m not getting banned

We got feds in the chat

[finite dock]

Naylor get on base

[lavish island]

Nuke ?🤔

[finite dock]

for my boy Kwan

[wraith gorge]

I like Marte for a home run🤷🏾‍♂️

[finite dock]

SEND IT TO THE MOON KWAN

[dry flare]

There we go

Sale 0.5 pitching outs

[primal mountain]

NO DON'T DO IT

[empty moss]

Kwan

Send that shit

[twin socket]

One pitch at least

[primal mountain]

Seriously....tail someone that actually wins

like @empty moss

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-kwan-chef-kiss-kiss-cleveland-guardians-gif-12235882948487166017

[valid mortar]

all my bets turned into 2 legs

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kwan-steven-kwan-acuna-kwan-cleveland-kwan-guardians-kwan-gif-15838239189402783096

[valid mortar]

😭

[finite dock]

chalk Kwan (not actually chalk I’m just salty)

[craggy pendant]

Kwan MF is done for me

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is100percent-untrue-eric-cartman-south-park-season23ep08turd-burglars-false-gif-19428753

[lean dust]

Tovar bunt ground out

[empty moss]

Rodgers 🏦

[lean dust]

Love it

[primal mountain]

Rodgers.....building?

[empty moss]

oh shit

there’s another game on

[vestal sparrow]

wtf mcmahon

[empty moss]

😂😂

[primal mountain]

Rodgers ..... solid foundation?

Rodgers .... Lincoln Memorial?

[haughty trench]

Cash out or man up???

[primal mountain]

OH BANK

Rodgers = bank!

[empty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[haughty trench]

Is Rockies pitcher reliable here?

My heart is in my ass rn

[finite dock]

no but maybe you cash

[craggy pendant]

You are probably good since I played India.

[tropic dome]

did abbot get 1 or 2 strikeouts????

[craggy pendant]

1

[tropic dome]

oh thank god my heart was in my a$$

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-poo-my-beloved-heart-gif-20074427

[scarlet crow]

OMG LETS GOOOO

[empty moss]

ngl

Rockies not even a bad team

[finite dock]

he about to walk the shit out of Elly

[empty moss]

they just have shit pitchers

[jaunty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/major-league-shitty-salty-gif-12476415

[twin socket]

They will always have shit pitchers

[finite dock]

walked him

[signal verge]

Guhhhhh Keith

[azure nebula]

Bruh

[unkempt agate]

🆓

[empty moss]

😂

nigga said "shut up"

[craggy pendant]

The chalk-a-thon continues....Reynolds, Kwan, India, Keith....Do I hear Walker, Riley and Langford?

[empty moss]

u forgot

Abrams

[finite dock]

don’t say Kwan yet

😭

[royal wedge]

ELLY FCK OFF

I NEED THIS NRFI

[finite dock]

ngl

[empty moss]

😂

[finite dock]

that’s great for his fantasy

[empty moss]

Elly fantasy

he might steal another one

steal all the way to home

😂

[royal wedge]

YES THATS A K

[fast berry]

This detriot pitcher might toast our $20 on betr @lean dust

[finite dock]

called that shit too @quiet pendant

[gusty topaz]

cruz chill

[empty moss]

I CALLED THAT SHIT

LMAOOO

[finite dock]

NO FUCKING WAY

he stole third

[royal wedge]

ELLY STOP

[finite dock]

🤣

[royal wedge]

PLEASE

[royal wedge]

IMMA FUCKIN LOSE IT

ELLY GO SOMEWHERE

[azure nebula]

Bro cashed his fantasy lol

[quiet pendant]

I didn’t bet on it

[royal wedge]

NO WAY

[empty moss]

😂

Elly cashed fantasy in 1st inning with 2 SB and a walk

[quiet pendant]

Actually I did wow

[empty moss]

crazy work

[royal wedge]

Bro

A walk

[empty moss]

this ump

is ass

😂

[royal wedge]

If Elly fucks me bro

[finite dock]

I told you not to take the under

[royal wedge]

Damn

[devout condor]

Did elly really cash fp? lol

[royal wedge]

1 KORE OUT PLEASE

MORE

[finite dock]

two stolen bases

[lean dust]

Elly cashed that in one inning lol

[royal wedge]

CMON

[empty moss]

Elly gon steal home

[azure nebula]

Who would’ve thought he got 2 stolen bases though😭😭😭😭

[empty moss]

😂

[valid mortar]

damn it

[onyx marten]

I’m shocked yall took the slate today

[valid mortar]

i shouldve done elly FP lol

[humble otter]

Y’all think Gavin goin over 17 pitch outs?

[finite dock]

doesn’t matter because Kwan gonna sell

[humble otter]

??

[royal wedge]

YES

[gusty topaz]

LDGGG

LFGGGG

[mighty spoke]

I got elly de la Cruz at 8.5 fp

[gusty topaz]

NRDI

[empty moss]

DAMNNNNNN

[devout condor]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂

[empty moss]

NOOOO

[gusty topaz]

NRDI

[empty moss]

ELLLYYYYYY

😂

[dawn urchin]

I can’t believe I’m actually watching the guardians vs the tigers on a Monday afternoon but here I am. The things we do for slips

[mighty spoke]

Bro got that so fast

[haughty trench]

OMFGGGGG

[lavish island]

Bro try stealing home 😂😂

[haughty trench]

Wowwwww

[empty moss]

I knew he was going for home

😂

[royal wedge]

U BITCH

ALMOST SOLD ME

[azure nebula]

That’s craaazy

[lavish island]

He think he flash or something

[valid mortar]

elly feeling EXTRA dangerous

lmao

[fast berry]

Wow. Was it even close?

[mighty spoke]

Nah imagine he scored from getting
Walked -> steal 2nd -> steal 3rd -> steal home 😭😭

[humble otter]

???

[empty moss]

😂

nigga said fuck it

😂

[tiny topaz]

He almost stole every base

Rly is crazy

[lavish island]

No way they making a call on that

[valid mortar]

he's at 12 FP

[royal wedge]

Bro

[valid mortar]

💀

[tiny topaz]

He tried to steal 2nd 3rd 4th and home

[empty moss]

he said ight they gon walk me

fuck it

[humble otter]

Yall think gawn goin over 17 pitch outs?

[haughty trench]

Do we cash out and parlay next two games???

[tiny topaz]

Fpts free

[signal verge]

Looking alright

[royal wedge]

NRFI CASH

[fast berry]

I could have used some extra pitches from Feltner. Need him out at 15

[royal wedge]

1 more game left

Elly ass is too fast

Takeout his legs bro

[finite dock]

wish I placed that slip this morning

4/5 so far ☠️

[royal wedge]

Bingo

[finite dock]

yk what, maybe because I didn’t place it it’s cashing

[lavish island]

I thought they made a call on that

😭

[royal wedge]

Nah

[finite dock]

if I placed it Elly would’ve stole home

🤣

[lavish island]

Real was taking mad long

[royal wedge]

Elly ass was impatient

[onyx marten]

They saved the sweatiest game for yall for last

[royal wedge]

Yep

Gray & Daniel NRFI is the last leg

[finite dock]

praying for you guys

[onyx marten]

Should I take the nrfi ML on it lol

[haughty trench]

Whoever the Rockies 2B and Catcher are I love you forever wow

[royal wedge]

All u gonna see is a fuckin Homer on gray bro

Imma deadass fall to the ground

No durk

https://tenor.com/view/chiraq-lildurk-durkio-chiraqimony-gif-18480709

[lavish island]

Bro he was so close wtf

😭

Bro fast as fuck

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/man-down-gif-25529738

[haughty trench]

I had to go help someone with something I went on mlb app to see live game day and saw “de la Cruz caught trying to steal home” my heart sank to my ass

[royal wedge]

Holy shit I got lucky 😭

[haughty trench]

Thing is

[onyx marten]

Me at midnight watching my slip I made last minute in a drunken rage fall apart

[craggy pendant]

Man these games are 💩 Every time I watch these sub-mid teams it's weak contact after strikeout after weak contact.

[royal wedge]

Nga miss😂

[haughty trench]

Do I take profit and do another leg for next game and rangers game now?

[primal mountain]

I stopped watching after season 6

[lunar patio]

told yall abott was gonna deal lmfao

[devout condor]

Abbot really cooking?

[onyx marten]

Peak was the first half of the show

[tropic dome]

3 strikeouts in the 2nd inning👀

[primal mountain]

Ya know what i'm sayennnnnnnnnnnnnnn

PATRICK

SWAYZE

[devout condor]

Sheesh

[onyx marten]

The hash driveway was so fuckin funny to me

[fast berry]

Rockies swinging at air and I have Abbot under 6K

[primal mountain]

Konky....getting blasted by Julian was the best

[tropic dome]

they have him going over 7.5 live

[finite dock]

am I cooked?

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/conky-punch-hit-puppet-gif-16255529

[finite dock]

Rockies not going to hit anything are they

😭

[craggy pendant]

Yes sale not pitching today

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-park-boys-jroc-know-what-im-saying-gif-12311289

[onyx marten]

I need to rewatch that show

[finite dock]

need a Kwan homer

or something

I have him at over 7.5 🙏

[craggy pendant]

Me 2

[finite dock]

if nothing hits I’m nuking a stupid $50 two man

with or without promo

[lyric cradle]

lmk

[valid mortar]

dont do ittttt

tomorrow is such a better slate

plus Shohei x Judge

[finite dock]

I’m losing my mind Josh 😭

Kwan send that shit rn

[valid mortar]

nuke it on Shohei and Judge HR

Week 4

lol

[worn cloud]

i needa quick inning from williams bad

[onyx marten]

https://tenor.com/view/poochain-gif-27252222

[pine jungle]

Davis Daniel over 16.5 po?

[dawn urchin]

I’m about to get chalked by the .5 gods

[wheat spoke]

What’s a great 3 man??

[craggy pendant]

I think he gets lit up

[vague plover]

me and ur mom in bed

[primal mountain]

TINMAN HATES CHALK DUST

[snow idol]

am i cooked

[finite dock]

Feltner ass you’re good

[dawn urchin]

I paired the guardians pitcher live bet with my 0.5 plate appearances freebie. He was doing great & he just threw over 20 pitches in the 4th. I took him at 15.5

Calling it now he’s ending with 15 pitching outs

[onyx marten]

What’s his pc

[primal mountain]

let me know if I need to make THE CALL

[snow idol]

it says 23 but i don’t think it updated yet

[dawn urchin]

MAKE THE CALL

[glacial oriole]

They are dropping a special tomorrow on their twitter

[onyx marten]

For 2 innings that’s accurate

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/bRwBU.gif

[thorn lantern]

What’s up with Jose Ramirez?!

[finite dock]

is this an absolute lock if it wins i get 200 in bonus bets

https://tenor.com/view/steven-kwan-cleveland-guardians-gif-2540861573663988191

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/baboon-phone-gif-5188601

[dawn urchin]

I swear these next 3 tiger hitters better go up & swing at the 1st pitch and get out

[empty moss]

who tf Abott think he is

[tropic dome]

put 50 on this he getting 3

[finite dock]

i only need to put 5

[finite dock]

that’s a lock

and i get 200

also check DMs

[thorn lantern]

Im about to ban Jose rameriz, this kid is terrible

[tropic dome]

ohhhh nice

[lunar patio]

been said abott was going over

shi too freee

[rose raptor]

Abbott not fucckin around

[dawn urchin]

Yep I’m chalked

[finite dock]

Y’all know what I’m here to ask buddies. DID YOU GET TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS? OR DID YOU TAKE UD TO THE CLEANERS?

very funny Abbot now let off 5 hits

[thorn lantern]

Jose rameriz count your days 😐

Tired of this fat mf

[tropic dome]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you sooooooo funny

[finite dock]

time for them to setup Kwan for a 2RBI homer

[tropic dome]

says who

[finite dock]

Kwan 500 homer gonna hit like crack

[finite dock]

my bank account

hit into the streets

[finite dock]

I’ll start doing pushups and shit

[finite dock]

i’ll join you

[snow idol]

gg

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/push-ups-no-hands-work-out-gif-11981348

[dawn urchin]

Actually give me like 10 minutes…. I have a small slice of hope

[finite dock]

Y’all think Bobby Witt gonna have a 4.5 HRR tomorrow 😭

[dawn urchin]

JOEY LOVES BASEBALL

[finite dock]

I was unaware the Guardians were so ass

[lunar patio]

chalk

[finite dock]

they lost their aura when they moved giminez out of the 2 spot

[fast berry]

Spicy live bet to fraud check these fools

[finite dock]

.361 batting average for what Kwan

[lunar patio]

lmao

you gon fuck around and find out

[finite dock]

I’m going to end it

Kwan is hot ass

just gotta hope that this game goes OT, Kwan walk off homer

[finite dock]

this whole game sucks 😭

This has to be one of the worst days of sports in a while lol

[slate burrow]

Whole day

[lean dust]

Yes Tovar

YES

YES

YES

[slate burrow]

Every game has been 0-0 in the 6th inning so far

[lean dust]

that’s what we lie

Like

That is what we like

[lunar patio]

this what i call good baseball

[slate burrow]

Terrible baseball good betting

[finite dock]

Couple baseball games and 1 WNBA game

[lean dust]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-jack-nicholson-extreme-gif-20800252

[slate burrow]

Unders printing today

[slate burrow]

There’s no wnba today fam

[finite dock]

should’ve just locked in NRFI and called it a day

[finite dock]

Holy shit makes the day more ass

[slate burrow]

Every nrfi has hit so far

[finite dock]

Also had a 9 hour layover in PHX

[lean dust]

So Abbott legacy game

[soft stirrup]

If that Texas game complete the 5 slip for 1st inns I get 200😣😣

Yea that slip

[finite dock]

hope you hit brother

[fringe fulcrum]

bro great day

ngl

[royal wedge]

Abbott with 5ks⁉️

[floral shoal]

Yall drop locks rn for these next couple games

[soft stirrup]

How do I get to post💀

[floral shoal]

Maybe I’ll tail

[finite dock]

need 3 more hits from Abbot

[finite dock]

yap more

[fringe fulcrum]

cash it

[finite dock]

so you level up

[twin socket]

Williams might be back

[royal wedge]

What the hell

Kwan is 0/3

Smh

[dawn urchin]

@primal mountain YOU MADE THE CALL THANK YOU

@finite dock I COOKED

[royal wedge]

The tigers are fuckin ass

[dawn urchin]

HELL YEAH THEY ARE

[twin socket]

And he’s done

[finite dock]

Y’all know what I’m here to ask buddies. DID YOU GET TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS? OR DID YOU TAKE UD TO THE CLEANERS? Except @dawn urchin

[soft stirrup]

@finite dock 😈😈😈 let’s lock in tg

[finite dock]

https://tenor.com/view/bring-money-bring-me-the-money-ey-yey-celebrate-gif-17443136

[royal wedge]

Raw dog 5 man is kinda crazy

But I like it

[finite dock]

got that dawg in you fs

I resigned myself to betting light today

[twin socket]

How much points does abbot have ?

[finite dock]

because slate was so shit 😭

[tiny topaz]

Kwan is banned

lol

[finite dock]

idk but if he doesn’t let off at-least 3 more hits I’m cooked

[royal wedge]

Yep

[twin socket]

Welp start praying

[jaunty crater]

ABBOTT MASTERCLASS

[tiny topaz]

CMON STEER

CMON

HOMER HERE

[worn cloud]

Gavin Williams a bum

[hard mist]

Who said they was low on Abbott again 💀

[worn cloud]

How can’t u go 6 against the bum ass tigers

😭

[tiny topaz]

Damnit

They walked steer twice

Fml

Reds bases loaded

[lean dust]

Good call on Elly man @finite dock

[finite dock]

Feltner disasterclass

Cash his unders

[finite dock]

yeah he went crazy

too bad Kwan selling me 😭

[twin socket]

The DIDDILER

[tiny topaz]

If steer and kwan sell me ima have to take a break until Friday

[lean dust]

Kwan been selling lately

[empty moss]

wtf

melt down

[royal wedge]

Looks like kwan got one more chance

[empty moss]

😂

[lean dust]

Cash the pitcher under strikeouts @fast berry

[finite dock]

about to have a walk RBI

[empty moss]

LMAO

Feltner

[lean dust]

Feltner has 4 strikeouts

[empty moss]

😂

[lean dust]

Did that dude bet his under

[finite dock]

Feltner is ass 😭

[lean dust]

😂

[finite dock]

why is he stalling

we all know he’s going to walk RBI

[twin socket]

😭

[empty moss]

he not gon make it out the inning

just pull his ass

😂

[twin socket]

He is

[empty moss]

no he's not

oh shit

DP

[twin socket]

Let’s see

[empty moss]

LMAOO

[twin socket]

😭🤣

[empty moss]

nah that just saved him

[tiny topaz]

Ggs

[twin socket]

Wtf

Did I just watch

[oak quail]

ramirez is bandddf

[twin socket]

Bro stole home

[empty moss]

LMAOO

he did what Elly couldn't

[finite dock]

Kwan banned for life if he sells

[tiny topaz]

Whole bunch of my players getting walked and bs

[lean dust]

Wife just asked me if I showered yet

[empty moss]

nigga tripping

[lean dust]

😏

[tiny topaz]

I’ll prob catch yall Friday

[lean dust]

🤣

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-somebody-shit-smelly-who-farted-gif-526649539171596619

[empty moss]

ahh shit

[snow idol]

did feltner do anything this inning

[lean dust]

Bout to be squeaky clean for her

😂

[finite dock]

shit the bed

[snow idol]

thank god

[finite dock]

loaded the bases

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-dodgeball-movie-white-goodman-ben-stiller-gif-14923412

[finite dock]

and let Elly come home

long inning too

[lean dust]

Abbot disaster class hopefully by the time I hop out of the shower

[empty moss]

nah fr

[twin socket]

U got the under ?

[empty moss]

need Rodgers over 1.5 hrrbi

[snow idol]

how many innings u think feltner has left

[finite dock]

he got another K

[twin socket]

Probably two more

[finite dock]

Double Play saved his ass

[empty moss]

bro

[snow idol]

i’m cooked

[empty moss]

Montero is owning

Gaurdians rn

wtf

[signal verge]

Keith please get on base 1 more time

[twin socket]

U might be Cooked ngl

[signal verge]

Where is everyone getting free lines form

[finite dock]

no you’re Cooked

https://tenor.com/view/gary-spongebob-spongebob-meme-drum-gif-13282653510173043160

[primal mountain]

Angel HRR 🎯

[twin socket]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[finite dock]

Montero mound visit

[empty moss]

oh shit

[true shoal]

I’m cooked Bona is at 14 PRA

[finite dock]

please keep shitting the bed so they get back to Kwan

[empty moss]

TWINS GAME ON

RODGERS WTF

[twin socket]

Abbott might pitch 8 innings

[craggy pendant]

No idea.